1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:04,080 Speaker 1: Is there any tradition more sacred than messing with a 2 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:08,680 Speaker 1: bride on the week of her wedding tradition, at least 3 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:10,600 Speaker 1: not on our show. That's as big as it gets. 4 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:14,160 Speaker 1: We've done over a dozen of these and only been 5 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:17,840 Speaker 1: able to air four because the others are still angry about. 6 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:19,680 Speaker 2: What happens something Blue. 7 00:00:20,079 --> 00:00:24,560 Speaker 1: We're gonna try again today, and this time we're going 8 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:28,520 Speaker 1: to replace the efficient with a backup person. It has 9 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:31,160 Speaker 1: a bad case of dope ticulitis. 10 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:34,920 Speaker 2: Is this the fifth one? 11 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:38,080 Speaker 1: If you don't know what dopeticulitis is, you're about to 12 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:43,120 Speaker 1: hear it in your phone tap right now. 13 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:45,640 Speaker 3: It's Hello. 14 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:49,600 Speaker 2: Is this the Cassie that's getting married this week? 15 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:53,440 Speaker 1: And yes, soon to be Missie? 16 00:00:55,480 --> 00:01:00,000 Speaker 2: Yes, congratulations First, but my name is Henry Wilde. I'm 17 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:02,360 Speaker 2: from efficients. 18 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:04,120 Speaker 3: Oh Okay, Hi, Hi, you know. 19 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:06,280 Speaker 2: Look, I know you're supposed to have Mark officiate your 20 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:08,959 Speaker 2: wedding the Saturday. Is that correct? 21 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:12,720 Speaker 3: Yes? What's going on? 22 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:18,920 Speaker 2: Well, unfortunately he had an emergency and his cat actually 23 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:23,680 Speaker 2: got his tongue. What sounds worse than it is. He's 24 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:27,520 Speaker 2: gonna be okay, he just may may not a freaking 25 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:31,399 Speaker 2: not be able to be there Saturday. Oh my god, yeah, 26 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:32,880 Speaker 2: he recker won't be there. 27 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:34,800 Speaker 1: What are you? 28 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:35,880 Speaker 3: What are you doing right now? 29 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:38,840 Speaker 2: I'm trying to tell you about the replacement that we're 30 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:39,720 Speaker 2: giving you. 31 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,319 Speaker 3: No, no, it's me. 32 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:43,360 Speaker 2: I'm going to be your efficient now. 33 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:45,680 Speaker 3: What are you? What is happening? 34 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:48,960 Speaker 2: Wait with me? Fieling in for the wedding. A crick of, 35 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,560 Speaker 2: crick of what I was talking about earlier? 36 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:52,720 Speaker 3: Your voice? What is happening? What are you doing? 37 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,280 Speaker 2: Oh you you heard that? 38 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:58,360 Speaker 3: Yes? I heard it. 39 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:01,400 Speaker 2: Oh no, that that's just a it's not gonna affect anything. 40 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:06,000 Speaker 2: It's just a little that's what's called a frickup. What's 41 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:06,360 Speaker 2: it called? 42 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:08,200 Speaker 3: It's just the thing. 43 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:08,919 Speaker 1: What is that? 44 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:12,280 Speaker 2: It's called dopeticulitis. Have you ever heard of it? 45 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:17,240 Speaker 3: No, I'm not. I'm not really interested. I'm not either. 46 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:19,480 Speaker 2: It's one of those things that happens like once every 47 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 2: few years. It's kind of like hiccups, like musical hiccups. 48 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:24,880 Speaker 2: I get them, comes in and out, maybe a day, 49 00:02:24,919 --> 00:02:28,000 Speaker 2: maybe two, maybe for a a freak up, maybe free 50 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:29,480 Speaker 2: days in time, and. 51 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:31,359 Speaker 1: Then it's oh. 52 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:33,360 Speaker 2: I'm not sure I'll be fine for the wedding, don't 53 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:34,080 Speaker 2: you worry? 54 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:37,320 Speaker 3: Are you joking right now? Because I don't want anybody 55 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:39,560 Speaker 3: joking this close to my wedding. 56 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:43,320 Speaker 2: I've actually done over a hundred weddings myself, and this 57 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:46,560 Speaker 2: dope ticulatest thing is so minor, and it's never ever 58 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:53,600 Speaker 2: once happened during a sembe thing. 59 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:56,400 Speaker 3: I do you need to stop? Okay, you need to 60 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:57,600 Speaker 3: stop talking right now. 61 00:02:57,639 --> 00:03:02,320 Speaker 2: I would love to stop stop loving. I want to stop, 62 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:04,000 Speaker 2: but I can't. I don't. 63 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:07,639 Speaker 3: I don't care. I don't care if this is some 64 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:12,440 Speaker 3: sort of condition, or you are joking or whatever. You 65 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:15,440 Speaker 3: are not officiating my wedding. We have had this on 66 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:18,160 Speaker 3: the books for a very long time. Who else can 67 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:18,720 Speaker 3: I talk to? 68 00:03:18,919 --> 00:03:21,160 Speaker 2: I have no control over what happened with Mark and 69 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:25,919 Speaker 2: his cat, and I don't care. I w wait a 70 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:27,840 Speaker 2: freaking wish it ever happened. 71 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:30,639 Speaker 3: Stop don't you wish? Is ridiculous? 72 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:32,160 Speaker 2: Things never happened. 73 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:35,119 Speaker 3: Put me on the phone with someone else. They put 74 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:36,080 Speaker 3: me on the phone. 75 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,640 Speaker 2: Put me on the phone, put me on. 76 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:45,200 Speaker 3: The What are you doing? You understand that my wedding 77 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:49,680 Speaker 3: is this weekend? Okay? I can't have somebody breaking out 78 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:51,920 Speaker 3: into a song, a rap. Whatever the hell you are 79 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:55,600 Speaker 3: doing is not okay. So we need to fix the 80 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:56,640 Speaker 3: problem right now. 81 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:59,520 Speaker 2: Okay, I hear you. It's your wedding. I want to 82 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:02,240 Speaker 2: help you whatever you want. And did you hear that? 83 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:05,400 Speaker 2: By the way, I just went five seconds without doing frickup. 84 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:12,320 Speaker 3: I don't care. I don't care. Stop, she doesn't care. 85 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:13,920 Speaker 3: I'm hang phe. 86 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,200 Speaker 2: No, your bridesmaid, Candace would hate it if you hung 87 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:20,880 Speaker 2: up right now a print phone call. Yeah, I'm her 88 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:25,920 Speaker 2: favorite DJ, well radio DJ, but not like my god. 89 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:30,720 Speaker 3: I mean right now, this is actually. 90 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:32,560 Speaker 2: Jose from Brick and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing 91 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:33,600 Speaker 2: a phone tap on you. 92 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:36,080 Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh my god. 93 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:38,000 Speaker 2: And I don't care how much you hate me. I 94 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:45,400 Speaker 2: Brick of Tawn, I love you, Jeffrey. 95 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:52,279 Speaker 3: Wake Up. Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on 96 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:55,640 Speaker 3: the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.