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Speaker 1: Talk radio host. His name is Power Duran. That man

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Speaker 1: has gas. They have a good chemistry. It makes me cry,

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Speaker 1: It makes me last best radio so to listen to. Hello, lady,

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Speaker 1: bring that to my mouth right now in the morning show,

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Speaker 1: let me ask you the Monday morning question, may I? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Am I the only guy that loves Monday? Yes? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: explain yourself. I'm just in a good mood. I'm glad

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Speaker 1: to be here with my friend. It's time for us

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Speaker 1: to skip around the park and have some fun. You know,

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Speaker 1: it's springtime. Is on the way. You can see the

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Speaker 1: flower beds. I don't know, I don't know. I feel

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Speaker 1: pretty good. Good morning, Bethany, Good morning, Elvis. Hi there, Danielle,

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Froggy, Good morning, Hello, Scary, Hello, straight name.

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Speaker 1: Where's my great tea? I need to abuse great tea today?

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Speaker 1: I hope he's around anyway, make sure I'm not the

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Speaker 1: only one that loves Monday. I think we should get

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Speaker 1: into the day. I heard something over the weekend, and

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Speaker 1: for some reason, maybe it was because I was stoned.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Let's play it, Scary, push the button,

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Speaker 1: remember this, Yeah, this song just makes me feel good song.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if you're having a I don't like Monday, Monday,

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Speaker 1: this is pretty cool. We have an excellent first call

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Speaker 1: of the day. Wait till you see what she's doing

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Speaker 1: in Las Vegas. You'll get jealous. Welcome to Monday, is

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Speaker 1: me tell you I love that song. Where where were

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Speaker 1: are you that you heard that in my kitchen? You

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Speaker 1: said you were high? You were high in your kitchen.

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Speaker 1: I was high in my kitchen listening to What's wrong

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Speaker 1: with that? You know? I was reading. Over the weekend,

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Speaker 1: more and more people are staying home. Well, first of all,

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Speaker 1: it's very expensive to go out, but the choices of

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Speaker 1: than ever. Oh yeah, a lot of times you have

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Speaker 1: just like the best movies you can watch, the best

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Speaker 1: music you can listen to. There's so much to do. Yeah, exactly. Well,

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Speaker 1: You just have you know, different rooms for different things,

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Speaker 1: Like you won't you go to the room that has

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry I the only one who didn't notice this

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Speaker 1: like a house. Let's start our day with Lauren. She's

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Speaker 1: has coming up. Hit Lauren headline to there. Scary Hi Lauren,

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Speaker 1: welcome to the week. How are you hi? How are you?

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Speaker 1: I think we're doing okay? Are we doing okay? Great?

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Speaker 1: We're getting fine. Tell everyone why you're on your way

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Speaker 1: to Vegas? This sounds like a lot of fun. Well,

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Speaker 1: my husband's about to drop me up. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: Vegas for the pizza xbo what what? What is it like?

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Speaker 1: A total convention for nothing but pizza? Yes? Wait, so excited?

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Speaker 1: Do you have to get invited to that? Okay, you

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Speaker 1: just show up. You have to pay money to go,

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Speaker 1: but my work paying for everything. So they're flying out

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Speaker 1: a bunch of employees pizza for three days. So what

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Speaker 1: do you do in the pizza industry? I manage a

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Speaker 1: pizzai Princeton New Jersey. How fun? Which one give us

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Speaker 1: It's no mad Pizza on Princeton. Elvis, next year, can

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Speaker 1: you send us to the Pizza Expo? Okay, so a

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Speaker 1: that sounds awesome. We'll have a wonderful time. I'm sure

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Speaker 1: sounds like fun, yeah, I know. And and go sit

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Speaker 1: with you, Froggy. What's on your mind today? Well? I

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I love people think it's their fault out

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Speaker 1: of all the millions of people who are watching the game, Froggy,

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Speaker 1: few minutes. What about you, Daniel? What's on your mind today?

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Speaker 1: Are you still hung over from your Jamison shot? It

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Speaker 1: So we're all gonna go see Get out. You have to. Well,

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Speaker 1: You're at first, Daniel. All right, today Maria Carrie is

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Speaker 1: happy birthday? T built them, Capricorns. Start communicating better in

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Speaker 1: Your days of seven at Sagittarius, there may be an

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Speaker 1: This is wild. I'm reading the text messages as they

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Speaker 1: roll through. There's so many people listening who are big, big,

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Speaker 1: big fans of bald Freak Ronnie. They all have a

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Speaker 1: Is he up at Elvis duran dot com? Can people

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Speaker 1: go to tell them. How long it took you to

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Speaker 1: decide to go to the emerging How pretty was she? Very? Okay? Okay,

420
00:22:19,119 --> 00:22:22,080
Speaker 1: so I know but if she's really beautiful, don't you

421
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:24,000
Speaker 1: want to get out of there into the emergency room

422
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:26,680
Speaker 1: faster so you won't she won't see you dying in

423
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,879
Speaker 1: front of her. I tried to tough it out, and

424
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,560
Speaker 1: then after a while I just realized I'm going to

425
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:34,240
Speaker 1: die if I stay here any longer. So then I

426
00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:36,560
Speaker 1: had to make up an excuse, and like, all right,

427
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,080
Speaker 1: I have to go. Obviously, Well, why didn't you just

428
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:40,879
Speaker 1: tell her I'm allergic to cats? Well I think she

429
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:43,840
Speaker 1: could tell when I was speaking like this, So then

430
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,560
Speaker 1: why do you lie and would just tell her? Well,

431
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:49,400
Speaker 1: I'll tell her eventually. But what excuse did you use

432
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:51,520
Speaker 1: to leave? I said, I had to go let my

433
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:54,200
Speaker 1: friend into his apartment because he had been locked out.

434
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:57,960
Speaker 1: Just tell you know, I think that women love vulnerability.

435
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,680
Speaker 1: I don't, I know I do. And you know, oh, oh,

436
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,920
Speaker 1: you know, she probably would have wanted to nurse you

437
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,600
Speaker 1: back to health. Woman wants to date a thirty seven

438
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:11,760
Speaker 1: year old asthmatic If you lie to us, because especially

439
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:14,200
Speaker 1: if we can tell you're going into anaphylaxis, we would

440
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,239
Speaker 1: like to be able to know the truth. And then

441
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,680
Speaker 1: it's it's sweet, It's like I'm sorry, he's that a

442
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:22,880
Speaker 1: new grocery store and a philoxic. You do realize she's

443
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:25,120
Speaker 1: not picking you over that cat. I know it has

444
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,440
Speaker 1: the problem. I can never see this person again because

445
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:29,800
Speaker 1: she's gonna choose the cat over some guy that can't

446
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,920
Speaker 1: be around. So don't we all have a friend like

447
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:34,840
Speaker 1: straight Nate who's allerging. He's allergic to anything with a heartbeat,

448
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:38,520
Speaker 1: I mean anything at all. I mean it's time to

449
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:43,240
Speaker 1: get up. It's time to wake up on the show

450
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:46,639
Speaker 1: for five minutes. It is time for the show to start. Okay, So,

451
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,080
Speaker 1: I mean it's gonna be rough going through life being

452
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:51,639
Speaker 1: allergic to everything, Like like Alex for instance. You know

453
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:56,040
Speaker 1: he's allergic to shrimp or shellfish, and especially the shells.

454
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:58,359
Speaker 1: So last night we went to Harry's Roadhouse and one

455
00:23:58,359 --> 00:24:00,680
Speaker 1: of the specials was peel, peel and eat him shrimp.

456
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:04,239
Speaker 1: I'm like, here, he looked at me like he got

457
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:08,000
Speaker 1: really insulted, like you did. That's like with the apples.

458
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:10,560
Speaker 1: If he's even like the vicinity of an apple, he

459
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:14,719
Speaker 1: starts to like, it's with you, it's your the apple seeds, right.

460
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,080
Speaker 1: I mean no, no, no, I I can't even peel

461
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,800
Speaker 1: an apple and cut it up and put peanut on

462
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:20,800
Speaker 1: her on it. Nothing. I have my EpiPen in my

463
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:23,040
Speaker 1: bag and Danielle knows exactly where to get it. So

464
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 1: if I have a reaction, she's gonna stab me. What

465
00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:27,040
Speaker 1: was my EpiPen? Wait a minute, can we get to

466
00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:31,160
Speaker 1: the EpiPen for just yeah? Straight? Do you carry an EpiPen? Don't?

467
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:34,960
Speaker 1: I probably should? Can I borrow your tea? No? The

468
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:38,639
Speaker 1: way the way Alex describes it is he says, if

469
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 1: he's having, you know, a problem because of allergic reaction whatever,

470
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:45,440
Speaker 1: he's supposed to take it, click it and then jab

471
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,480
Speaker 1: it into his thoughh that's right, has to go into

472
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:53,400
Speaker 1: the muscle. That sounds so violent. It is it's gonna

473
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 1: save your life and then you have to call nine

474
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,440
Speaker 1: one one and then to take you to the hospital.

475
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 1: Can you do it to yourself? I mean, can we

476
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:05,199
Speaker 1: get can we at like a an EpiPen? Uh? Tester? Well,

477
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,359
Speaker 1: they give you that. They do give you a tester

478
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 1: along with the actual EpiPen. Don't get those confused? Right? No? No,

479
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:14,479
Speaker 1: but you I mean it depends how bad you're suffering.

480
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 1: If you're like on the ground and you're going to

481
00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:19,440
Speaker 1: an electic shock, yeah, then somebody has to do it

482
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,080
Speaker 1: for you. Well, I know, but if you've never done it,

483
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,399
Speaker 1: who's to say you're going to have the courage to

484
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 1: do it. Maybe we should get a tester and we

485
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:28,359
Speaker 1: could test it on you. Great testing, I say, we

486
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:31,720
Speaker 1: give him an apple. Make it like that. My my

487
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:35,159
Speaker 1: allergies have gotten progressively worse. I can't have clams, and

488
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 1: now I'm on the peanuts, and there's certain peanuts I

489
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:43,159
Speaker 1: cannay and I have to get a food break at

490
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:47,880
Speaker 1: the apple orchard. Keep picturing that scene from Hitch when

491
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,520
Speaker 1: when Will Smith and the seafood scene and he's blowing

492
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:56,639
Speaker 1: up like okay, So so back to uh straightenate. So

493
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 1: you left her house? Are you ever going to see

494
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,840
Speaker 1: her again after you blew up like a blowfish and

495
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:02,679
Speaker 1: had to run to the hospital. I don't know. I mean,

496
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,920
Speaker 1: I liked her, but at the same time, I can't

497
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:06,879
Speaker 1: be around a cat. I'm not gonna say, hey, I

498
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:10,160
Speaker 1: can never come to your place. This, this relationship can't

499
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,760
Speaker 1: progress past hey, let's go have dinner in a movie. Plus,

500
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 1: if she has cat hair on her clothes and comes,

501
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 1: you're done. Well, Okay, I used to date someone who

502
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,399
Speaker 1: is allergic to anything with a with a heartbeat. So

503
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 1: when he would stay over, I would have a bedroom

504
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 1: in the very back of the house that was always

505
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,720
Speaker 1: closed and the cat never went there, so we would

506
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:32,480
Speaker 1: just spend a weekend in the bedroom. Yeah. I once

507
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:35,399
Speaker 1: had somebody come over who I knew was I mean

508
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 1: aggressively allergic to cats. This was back when I had

509
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:40,480
Speaker 1: all of our and I spent the weekend cleaning my

510
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:44,160
Speaker 1: house like I've never cleaned my house that deeply help. Yeah,

511
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 1: it helped a ton. I opened up like all of

512
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:49,280
Speaker 1: my grates, I went behind the radiators and I vacuumed everything.

513
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,520
Speaker 1: But it took like two days to do. There's no

514
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:53,359
Speaker 1: way you can do that. Every time someone's coming over,

515
00:26:53,600 --> 00:27:00,200
Speaker 1: usually nates dates are the ones grasping for air. Let's

516
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 1: go talk to Julia. Hi, Julia, Hi, Good morning guys. Well,

517
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 1: good morning, welcome to Monday. Uh straight night is not

518
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,639
Speaker 1: a murderer, he says, So you carry an EpiPen on

519
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 1: every date and a nebulizer. Um. She had analogies. And

520
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,199
Speaker 1: it's so embarrassing because I went on a date this weekend,

521
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 1: and when I was leaving his car, I took my nebulizer,

522
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,600
Speaker 1: which you couldn't see it in the bag. He said,

523
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,359
Speaker 1: I didn't even see you bring that bag, and I

524
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:28,719
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, we went to high that's the thing

525
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 1: that was. Nebulizers. Those are difficult to hide. And you know,

526
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 1: when you're sitting there and where's my date and you

527
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 1: hear like a vibrator in the corner, it's oh, it's

528
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 1: someone nebulizing. You should never be embarrassed with that, you

529
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 1: know what. And if someone is a problem with the

530
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,879
Speaker 1: fact that you're asthmatic or you have to use a

531
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,520
Speaker 1: nebulizer or you have an EpiPen ready to jab into

532
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 1: your thigh, then that's their problem. Goodbye later. You know,

533
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 1: it's embarrassing. It is embarrassing. Until you're in that situation,

534
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 1: you don't know how embarrassing it is. Like, it's embarrassing

535
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 1: I can't hang out with somebody because I'm allergic to cats.

536
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:06,680
Speaker 1: It sucks. That sucks. All right, thank you for listening,

537
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 1: and all of you just stop it, get over it.

538
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 1: You know, everyone's okay with you. You're fine, okay, bye bye,

539
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:19,119
Speaker 1: Let's go talk to John. Is this John? John? Hi?

540
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:25,000
Speaker 1: How are you? I'm fine? So you're you're a paramedic.

541
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 1: So what advice do you have for people like Nate

542
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,680
Speaker 1: or ever anyone who has to have an EpiPen ready

543
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 1: to go. Sure, so I'm actually on my way in

544
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 1: the work right now. But if you have an antipholastic reaction,

545
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 1: if you're anipolastically allergic to anything, you should absolutely have

546
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 1: an EpiPen in your on your person at all times

547
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 1: and time and at all times because at times, you know,

548
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,959
Speaker 1: if you do go into true antiphilaxis, like minutes are

549
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 1: really what you're you're dealing with. And I've been in

550
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 1: a couple of situations where people have waited too long

551
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 1: to you know, either calling it didn't have an Everythian

552
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 1: on them, and it got to the point where it

553
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 1: was unfortunately too late for these people and they go

554
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 1: into cardiac the rest because they can't breathe in there,

555
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:09,920
Speaker 1: you know, their tongue sells up. They can't breathe, We

556
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 1: can't innovate, we can't breathing down. And John Paul, you know,

557
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 1: as you know our friends Drait Nate in the dating world,

558
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 1: he loves old women and they all have cats. He

559
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 1: needs to be very careful. Stupid for me to wait

560
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 1: two hours to go to the hospital. So I mean,

561
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 1: based on what Nate saying, it doesn't sound like he

562
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 1: was having a true anaphylactic reaction, because usually that's something

563
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 1: that happens very quickly, and you you honestly feel like

564
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 1: death when it's happening, and you know you have very

565
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 1: very quick uh symptom on set. But for anyone who's

566
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 1: having any sort of allergic reaction, you should not wait

567
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 1: because you know, while you know this reaction in particular

568
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 1: might not be as bad. Um, in order to actually

569
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:52,959
Speaker 1: have an anaphylactic reaction, he needs to build up. UM.

570
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:55,520
Speaker 1: You need to have an explosure true the allergies. So

571
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 1: the more that you're exposed to it, the greater the

572
00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 1: risk of an antiphli So he should sleep with a

573
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 1: cat around his neck like one of those airplane pillows

574
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 1: every night. All right, John Paul, thank you so much.

575
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:09,480
Speaker 1: You know what with knowledge calls us. I appreciate that.

576
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 1: Thank you. John. One one last comments is actually, okay,

577
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 1: we gotta go really fast because I can't chuck my microphone.

578
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 1: Go ahead with big disparity between men and women carrying

579
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 1: EpiPens because women have purses and the eppens don't really

580
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 1: necessarily sit in your pocket, So men tend to not

581
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,240
Speaker 1: actually carry EpiPens because they don't have a place to

582
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 1: hold it. Why not? How sexy would it be to

583
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 1: look at some guy and go, hey, is that an

584
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 1: EpiPen in your pocket? Thank you so much? Man. I

585
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 1: appreciate it. Thank you. And if you need an EpiPen,

586
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 1: you should always have it with you always, especially when

587
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:42,239
Speaker 1: you go on vacation, because you don't know what kind

588
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 1: of shrimp sauce they're putting in there. All right, let's

589
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 1: get into the Danielle report. Danielle, I wish we could

590
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 1: go to these calls. These are great. Anna says she

591
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 1: can't go on dates because she's allergic to trees, So

592
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 1: you can't go on a date with any places with

593
00:30:56,280 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 1: a tree? Anna? All right? Would that? Said, daniel What

594
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 1: do you got going? All right? So I told you

595
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 1: I'm beauty in the base number one again this past weekend,

596
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 1: another eighty eight point three million dollars, but Power Rangers

597
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 1: did really well, coming in at number two over forty

598
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 1: and a half million dollars chips. Yeah, that bomb seven

599
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 1: points six dos not cool. Adam Sandler did two movies

600
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 1: for Netflix so far and Apparently they were so popular

601
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 1: that they just ordered four more. Um, so he's gonna

602
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 1: do six overall. Now, the names of the two movies

603
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:30,160
Speaker 1: that are out right now Ridiculous six and to do over.

604
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:34,040
Speaker 1: Both movies got terrible reviews, but Netflix says they were

605
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 1: the biggest film releases for the servits. He has just

606
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 1: the strangest Yeah, I mean really, people hate his movies,

607
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 1: but movies, it's so, so so weird. Fetty Wapp and

608
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 1: some friends were involved in a shootout at a diner

609
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:50,240
Speaker 1: in Paterson, New Jersey around five am yesterday. Three people

610
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 1: got hospitalized. Nobody had life threatening injuries. Fetty was not

611
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 1: one of the victims. Snoop Dogg's going to induct his

612
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 1: old friend Tupac into the Rock and Roll Hall of

613
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 1: Fame on April seven. There is a rumor that Snoop

614
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 1: and Dr Dre will be part of a three song

615
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 1: tribute to him that will include California Love. That is

616
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 1: not official, so I will keep you posted on that.

617
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 1: One of the Walking Dead producers thinks the show could

618
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 1: go on for twenty years, So yeah, that would I

619
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 1: mean Walking Dead fans would love that, So we'll say

620
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:20,719
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga Stevie Wonder sang Happy Birthday telling John at

621
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 1: his seventieth birthday party, and ed Shearon forgot the words

622
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 1: to his own song during the Red Noseday telethon. Uh,

623
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 1: and he just kind of laughed it off, he did

624
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 1: in his cute little That's what we love about anyone

625
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 1: who can just love to i mean easily laugh things off,

626
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 1: exactly get all bent out of shape. No, he was

627
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:44,240
Speaker 1: so cute and Uh. There is a rumor going around

628
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Speaker 1: that the Kardashians will become an animated show. Please don't

629
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Speaker 1: don't hit me. I'm just bringing you the news. Liam,

630
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Speaker 1: Liam Payne and Cheryl they are the proud new parents

631
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Speaker 1: of a baby boy. Congratulations to them. They said they're

632
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 1: not really going to be showing any pictures. Um, they

633
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 1: turned down a lot of money that was being offered

634
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:07,320
Speaker 1: for pictures. So there is a rumor going around that

635
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 1: maybe they're getting a payout from a really big magazine.

636
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:13,200
Speaker 1: But we're not on that, so we'll wait and say

637
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 1: the voices on Tonight Dancing with the Stars, Supergirl, You've

638
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 1: Got Rock in a Hard Place over on HBO Hip

639
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 1: Hop Squares twenty four, Legacy Jane the Virgin Lot cool stuff.

640
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 1: Next hour, we gotta talk about Drake breaking records. All right,

641
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Speaker 1: thank you, Danielle. We have more coming up right after

642
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Speaker 1: this call Us two zero one. Elvis Durrand in the

643
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Speaker 1: Morning Show The Sound Drop. Hey, what's up? Come months?

644
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Speaker 1: Everything that I've been working towards is now a part

645
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 1: of what I do every day. So I feel very blessed.

646
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Speaker 1: Visit the sound Drop dot com in the morning show.

647
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Speaker 1: So wow, we have such a great week with guests

648
00:33:56,800 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 1: last weekend. Look, we've had so many fantastic guests are show. Yeah,

649
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 1: and I'm trying to think, do we have any guests

650
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 1: at all this week? Are we free and clear one

651
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 1: which means we can come and looking like crap every

652
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 1: single day? I think we do, though, straight Andy, don't

653
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 1: we have one guest this week as it stands now? Alright?

654
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 1: I thought we're going to record a guest or something correct,

655
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 1: but that's not confirmed yet. Okay, so we have nothing.

656
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 1: We have smooth sailors, and it's okay, you know what,

657
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:26,399
Speaker 1: we have so many guests all the time. I think

658
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 1: when we skip a week, Okay, yeah, it's nice. You know,

659
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 1: you can be our guest call us if you want one.

660
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 1: Eight hundred text dred. We try to keep an eye

661
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 1: on the text as closely as possible. All right, So, um,

662
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 1: a brand new phone tap on the way in about

663
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 1: ten fifteen minutes. Who does the phone tap? Today's scary today.

664
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Speaker 1: It belongs to what are you eating? Is that you're

665
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:51,879
Speaker 1: not eating that new cereal that everyone's eating. I'm trying.

666
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 1: I'm trying to keep it a little healthy today, but

667
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's so good. I tasted it. What

668
00:34:56,160 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 1: is this new cereal? It's Keebler chocolate chip cookie. Why

669
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 1: don't you just open up a box of cookies? Well, no,

670
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 1: it scott Scotty Be brought it and Scottie b is

671
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:10,319
Speaker 1: walking in right now. It's got little pieces of cookie. Okay,

672
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:12,959
Speaker 1: so there's some sereal matter and then there's like chunks

673
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,359
Speaker 1: of cookies in there. Yeah, they're like kind of round, um,

674
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 1: almost cookie crisp type of cereal. Kelloggs makes it, and

675
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 1: there's little chocolate chip cookies in it too, and everyone

676
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 1: tries to get the cookies because the cookies are like,

677
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:28,800
Speaker 1: you know, sparse, no hand jamming. So anyway, so the

678
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:32,320
Speaker 1: problem with the cereal is everyone fishes out the cookies

679
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:35,279
Speaker 1: and it's just that cereal left right, I mean the

680
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,959
Speaker 1: cereal is still kind of good, but kind of good. Okay,

681
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,319
Speaker 1: that's a that's a glowing endorsement. I'm sure would love

682
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 1: to hear that. The cookie part is the special tree.

683
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 1: There's an elf, a keepler elf is about to jump

684
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:48,720
Speaker 1: off a limb. He's so depressed after what you just said. Alright,

685
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 1: so the other cereals, Okay, it's the cookies I'm after.

686
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 1: They're just eat the cookies. There's not a lot of

687
00:35:54,560 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 1: cookies em out, Look at this, there's no just dumped

688
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 1: the entire box on the floor. Well, so you only

689
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 1: so what are you gonna do with the remaining cereal? Man,

690
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:13,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put it in milk and make chocolate milk. Okay,

691
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:16,279
Speaker 1: you can do that. Remember last week I told you

692
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:18,719
Speaker 1: were two weeks ago, I told you about that that

693
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 1: French toast that's made with fruit loop milk. Yeah, a

694
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 1: friend of mine tried it and said it was the

695
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 1: most orgasmic breakfast he's ever had in a Really, I

696
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:33,920
Speaker 1: would use fruity pebble milk. Yeah, fruity pebble milk is

697
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 1: a stronger, more potent fruit milk. What a great name

698
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:41,359
Speaker 1: for a band fruity pebble milk, and here they are.

699
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,719
Speaker 1: All right. I'm sorry, Scary, I can't remember from one

700
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 1: minute to the next. Who did you say is doing

701
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 1: the new phone tap today? It belongs to Garrett. That's right, Garrett.

702
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:52,359
Speaker 1: So we're all excited when our friend Bethany goes out

703
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 1: and makes new friends. I mean, we celebrate. I'm not

704
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 1: saying such a rarity that she meets someone that wants

705
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:00,239
Speaker 1: to hang out with her. But you know what, it's

706
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:02,759
Speaker 1: so easy to make friends through people you know, are

707
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:06,400
Speaker 1: people at work. Bethany actually hooked in a friend that

708
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 1: she met without anyone's help. So this is like a

709
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 1: friend that none of us know. Yeah, none of you

710
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 1: know her. She's not through work. I didn't poach her

711
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:17,279
Speaker 1: from Scary. This is like my own, my very own

712
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 1: friends that I made by my own self. So you know,

713
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:22,399
Speaker 1: that's the thing that when you meet a new friend

714
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 1: that doesn't know any of your friends, they know nothing

715
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 1: about you, so you have a clean slate. But at

716
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 1: the same time, Bethany feels she should give her new

717
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 1: friend a list of warnings. Yeah, yes, because I know

718
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,359
Speaker 1: myself pretty well by now, and I've practiced with other

719
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 1: friends like I've made you know, you all know like

720
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,120
Speaker 1: my my shortcomings, and so I feel like I should

721
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:42,800
Speaker 1: just come at them swinging, just so you know what

722
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 1: you're getting into, all right, So scary, let's call this.

723
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,840
Speaker 1: You give any music? Yes I do. Let's call this.

724
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:52,280
Speaker 1: I come with warnings. Yes, I come with warnings. Okay,

725
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,880
Speaker 1: So what were the warnings you gave? I have an idea.

726
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 1: Let's all list our warnings we want to give to

727
00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 1: new friends. Yes, and then we can we let's do four.

728
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 1: You give us three, then the room will come up

729
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 1: with your number one. What are what are numbers four

730
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 1: through two on your warning list? Bethany? Okay, I have

731
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:15,399
Speaker 1: a terrible memory, so I will tell you the same

732
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 1: story multiple times, and you'll tell me things and I'll

733
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 1: forget and so you're gonna have to tell me again.

734
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 1: Also I will forget your birthday. That's all like the

735
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:26,880
Speaker 1: memory thing, Okay. Um. I don't like confrontation, so if

736
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 1: I'm upset with you, I won't say anything and our

737
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 1: friendship will just become tense. That's great. Yeah, and then

738
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 1: number three, I'm terrible at being around people, so I'll

739
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 1: be awkward at your parties. So maybe best if you

740
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 1: don't invite me. But if you don't invite me, it'll

741
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 1: hurt my feelings. Well, okay, so we have to come

742
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:52,800
Speaker 1: up with her number one. I find all of those really,

743
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 1: I think they're all kind of vine for number one

744
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 1: well terrible for She also needs a lot of a

745
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:01,799
Speaker 1: loane time. So if you're a person who needs her

746
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 1: to be around all the time, that's not going to happen.

747
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:06,759
Speaker 1: That's Daniel, that's right. Don't be okay, your number one

748
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 1: should be then, or another one should be. Don't become

749
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,279
Speaker 1: offended when I don't want to hang out. It's not you,

750
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:15,360
Speaker 1: it's me. Yeah, that's a huge one. Okay, Okay, Daniel,

751
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:19,800
Speaker 1: I did Okay, so one friends, I say it like

752
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 1: it is. So if I think something doesn't look great

753
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 1: on you, I'm going to tell you because I would

754
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,800
Speaker 1: like you to tell me. So I'm gonna say it's okay,

755
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:28,799
Speaker 1: you know I think you should change or whatever. I'm

756
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 1: very honest when it comes to things. Um. I also

757
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 1: like to shop a lot, So if you're gonna ask

758
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 1: me what I want to do, I'm going to tell

759
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 1: you I want to go shopping. So don't ask me.

760
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 1: You make the plans and also, umm, just like Bethany,

761
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 1: I'm so forgetful where I won't send a card in

762
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 1: the mail. You tell me you're getting an operation on Tuesday,

763
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 1: I will call you on Wednesday and ask you when

764
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:53,399
Speaker 1: that operation is. It's terrible. I disagree with that. You're

765
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:55,560
Speaker 1: really good. I've told you I have to write it down.

766
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,000
Speaker 1: I have to write every If I don't write it down,

767
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 1: I don't remember it. Daniel, You're like me and Bettany.

768
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,080
Speaker 1: I think that I'm gonna scratch that one off my list,

769
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 1: and you guys already have it. But I'm so forgetful.

770
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 1: I don't remember anything about anyone. All right. Uh? Straight, Nate,

771
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,920
Speaker 1: do you have a list? I don't really have that

772
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:14,759
Speaker 1: many things. You have a lot? Okay. Well, the thing

773
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:16,919
Speaker 1: I did right start off with is I'm a little

774
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:22,279
Speaker 1: into myself, so a little, I'll be honest with you there. Uh.

775
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 1: And the only other thing is I'm kind of late sometimes.

776
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:28,360
Speaker 1: Other than that, I'm pretty good. You're a little into yourself.

777
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 1: The way Hitler was a little bit of a Nazi,

778
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 1: that's a extreme com proof. The other day we're walking

779
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 1: with Nate, and Nate walks like ten things in front

780
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,800
Speaker 1: of us, like he doesn't even make sure we're okay.

781
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:40,759
Speaker 1: Not that he just keeps going. He doesn't even check.

782
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:46,880
Speaker 1: He sported about Nate. You'll get there. Another you're a

783
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:49,960
Speaker 1: bit of a victim and a whiner. Oh come on,

784
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 1: I am not. What are you doing right now? What

785
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,200
Speaker 1: are you doing right now? What are you doing? Maybe now?

786
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 1: But I don't do that. You are a victim. You

787
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 1: are a victim. No, I'm not. Does anyone know what

788
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:05,879
Speaker 1: I'm talking talking about? Absolutely fine? Here on my list

789
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 1: Number three is I have no tolerance for victims and winers.

790
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,880
Speaker 1: Number two on my see, look that's what a victim

791
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:17,120
Speaker 1: would do. Number two on my list of warnings, I

792
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:20,279
Speaker 1: party hard. It's up to you, my friend, to stop me,

793
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 1: or I will drink you under the table. Another one is,

794
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 1: uh yeah, I have no memory. I cannot remember your

795
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:33,279
Speaker 1: name or your birthday. Another one is you have to

796
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 1: be low maintenance. I can't handle people that need watering.

797
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,840
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I cannot handle people that

798
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 1: need the need that shoulder to cry on all the time.

799
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 1: I just want to I just want to be a friend.

800
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:47,400
Speaker 1: I don't want guilt trips, all right? Add another one

801
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 1: to my list, going, you're passive aggressive? What that came

802
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:58,279
Speaker 1: really fast? All right, passive? Fine, be that way. I'm

803
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 1: passive aggressive. Okay, Scary is chomping at the bit over here, Scary?

804
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:05,839
Speaker 1: What is your list of warnings for new friends? Okay? So, Um,

805
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 1: I have severe case, a severe case of fomo, the

806
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,279
Speaker 1: fear of missing out, so I may spontaneously call you

807
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:13,840
Speaker 1: to grab dinner at the last minute anytime. Um, you

808
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 1: have to repeat stuff because I don't pay attention closely. Um,

809
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 1: I make I make consideration for other people's conditions. Sorry,

810
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 1: I make noises when I eat and I smack my

811
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 1: food and I didn't even realize I'm doing it, and

812
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 1: you eat with your mouth open. And for a second ago,

813
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 1: when I said Scary was chomping at the bit, I

814
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 1: didn't mean he wanted to read his list? Can hear

815
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 1: him on bits of serial And finally, I'm as social

816
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:43,719
Speaker 1: media whore, so I must document every social outing with

817
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 1: an Instagram post or a Snapchat story. Here you go,

818
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 1: What about you, Froggy? What's your list of warnings for

819
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 1: new friends? I'm a number one list. My number one

820
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 1: warning is I don't drink, So if you want to

821
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 1: go out and go drinking. That's great. I'll go with you,

822
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:57,439
Speaker 1: but I'm not going to have anything to drink while

823
00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 1: we're outka Uh. Number one, I can't go about on

824
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 1: weeknights because we have a job that I have to

825
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 1: wake up very early in the morning for, so we

826
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:06,759
Speaker 1: have to make plans on the weekends. Anywow, that's a

827
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 1: great one. That's a great one. None none of our

828
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 1: friends understand that one. And number three is I'm extremely inappropriate.

829
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 1: Be careful if you have your children around me, and

830
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 1: do not let them listen to any voicemail that I

831
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 1: leave you, because I'm not responsible for anything that leaves

832
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 1: my mouth. Okay, those are those are gonna do we

833
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 1: have another one for a froggy Um, those are all

834
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 1: pretty The other one for Froggy Brody. He counts really badly.

835
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:29,880
Speaker 1: He just said number one, number one, number three, Okay, alright,

836
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:35,879
Speaker 1: a warning U Greg t Oh my god, great team.

837
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 1: Must have a list as long as Santa Claus. Great T.

838
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 1: What's your list of warnings for new friends? I gotta

839
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:43,920
Speaker 1: tell you, I feel a little embarrassed or maybe not prepared,

840
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:46,359
Speaker 1: but I didn't write anything because I honestly don't think

841
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 1: anything's wrong with me? Okay, Number one, I am not

842
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 1: self aware. This is something problem I have because here's

843
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 1: the thing at home, Like I'll tell Trish all time

844
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:01,279
Speaker 1: of like Trish, know, you should be a little nicer

845
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 1: to me because so many people really love me. And

846
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,879
Speaker 1: then she'll say they don't know you, and I think

847
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 1: that that's wrong. Like I'm really flawless. Okay, I know

848
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:14,879
Speaker 1: I'm a kind of guy where you would like say,

849
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,719
Speaker 1: you know, there's more to him, you know, like that's it.

850
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 1: You don't know. But great, it's safe to say there's

851
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:21,840
Speaker 1: more to all of us. But we do all have

852
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,880
Speaker 1: our quirks and things that we either should work on

853
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:26,799
Speaker 1: or we need to warn people about. Give us one

854
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 1: of yours. Go. I don't have any I'm very normal.

855
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 1: I'm the most normal one on the entire show. I think, God,

856
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 1: what do you mean there's listen. I know I'm not

857
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 1: that attractive. I'm no I knowing Donnis, you know, but

858
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,399
Speaker 1: I'm not that bad looking, you know, I know I'm

859
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,920
Speaker 1: not like it's super funny, but I'm very funny. We're

860
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 1: talking about personality traits. I mean, what's that Bethany? I

861
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 1: have his first two so Number one he I have

862
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:53,319
Speaker 1: is three, so he's not self aware. But number two

863
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 1: he doesn't listen. And then number three he's going to

864
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 1: try to sleep with you at some point. But that's

865
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:01,359
Speaker 1: not a bad thing. I'm a professional sexual person, get paid,

866
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:04,399
Speaker 1: you get paid to be sexual. I just I find

867
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:07,279
Speaker 1: sexuality as an art form. Like I'm into what you

868
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:10,240
Speaker 1: think about this art forms. I try to explain everyone.

869
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 1: That's part of the problem is that I try to

870
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 1: explain to her. I'm not even escort. He will sit

871
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:20,239
Speaker 1: at the desk and he will hit on me and

872
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,799
Speaker 1: Bethany and keep just He'll go back of what till

873
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:24,719
Speaker 1: one of us will say yes, Tom thought about that.

874
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:26,520
Speaker 1: I'm more like the guys that fifty shades of gray,

875
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:29,000
Speaker 1: like I'm very much no I mean to like, you know,

876
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:32,759
Speaker 1: like tying people down and like the body. Okay, okay, stop,

877
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:35,799
Speaker 1: we gotta stop everything. Okay, let's let's form a list

878
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:39,480
Speaker 1: for Greg t Number one warning, number one warning, and

879
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 1: someone sent a text so true, don't ride in a

880
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 1: car with him driving. He's the worst driver ever. He

881
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:48,360
Speaker 1: has road rage and he scares you to death and

882
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:51,919
Speaker 1: he's mean to other drivers. All right, all right, Okay,

883
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 1: I started us. What's another one? Some of these may

884
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:57,480
Speaker 1: hurt to be prepared because Greg t has like twelve

885
00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: different personality. Yeah, he's in many face is a great tea.

886
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:02,920
Speaker 1: You don't know which one you're gonna get. He's on

887
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 1: the mood swing. They're not fine, No, they're not. You

888
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:07,399
Speaker 1: live with it. There's a mood swing involved here. He's

889
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:09,840
Speaker 1: never know which Greg you're gonna get. What he's a

890
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:13,239
Speaker 1: He's not the strongest listener in the world. I have

891
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 1: a certain amount of time and then I listen, and

892
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:17,120
Speaker 1: then I make my own decisions. Now hold on, don't

893
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 1: don't hang up on Stephen. We're going to him in

894
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:21,359
Speaker 1: just a second. He's kind of a jackass at times too.

895
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 1: I'm very kind. I love to hug people. Can I

896
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:25,400
Speaker 1: go back to the other one and we have to

897
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:28,839
Speaker 1: move on? Uh. He is a great listener, but first

898
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 1: and foremost to the voices in his head. I'm never lonely.

899
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:38,040
Speaker 1: I'm never Let's go talk to Stephen. Hey, Steven, how

900
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:40,440
Speaker 1: are you hey? I'm doing good, guys, how are you

901
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 1: doing all right? I think Bethany's concept of writing up

902
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 1: a warning list for a new friend is actually a

903
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:48,719
Speaker 1: great thing. It's a great exercise for us. So what

904
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:50,879
Speaker 1: do you have on your list? It really is because

905
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:52,359
Speaker 1: I got to see because I just met someone new

906
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:53,960
Speaker 1: a few months ago and I did the exact thing.

907
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 1: My main thing is I'm extremely socially awkward person, so

908
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:00,279
Speaker 1: I don't know how to carry conversations. Well, I'm a

909
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 1: really picky eater, so you can't really take me to restaurants.

910
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:04,480
Speaker 1: So basically said, I was like, look, this is all

911
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 1: my issues, and this is this is what you're gonna

912
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 1: have to deal with when when we go out, and

913
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 1: you know what, if people are okay with that, then

914
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 1: they're okay with that. So I finally really just helps you.

915
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 1: You know, it smoothed up the uh the friendship up front.

916
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:18,359
Speaker 1: So figure it's a great idea that what you said

917
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:20,800
Speaker 1: is so true, Stephen. They know ahead of time, Like

918
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:23,839
Speaker 1: our friend Andrew Berkowitz. We all love Andrew. Yeah, I said,

919
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:25,239
Speaker 1: well not. I said let's go out and get a drink.

920
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:27,040
Speaker 1: He says, well, I don't drink. I said let's go

921
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:29,439
Speaker 1: have dinner. He says, well, I just really don't eat.

922
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:34,360
Speaker 1: All I'm gonna do with this guy. I love it.

923
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:35,920
Speaker 1: At least he told me up front. So I don't

924
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:37,920
Speaker 1: ask him out for cocktails or dinner. Oh yeah, it's

925
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 1: the best. But Stephen, you say you're socially socially awkward. Listen, guys,

926
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 1: how great Stephen sounds on this phone. Call your fabin

927
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:48,960
Speaker 1: because it Oh no, I'm actually what's worse on the phone.

928
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 1: And I was telling my friends. I was like, guys,

929
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:51,640
Speaker 1: text me or see me in person, because I'm not

930
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:54,840
Speaker 1: carrying on a phone conversation. This is this is extremely

931
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,280
Speaker 1: difficult for me. You have no idea. Well, you sound awesome,

932
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:58,799
Speaker 1: and we all hate talking on the phone. We had

933
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 1: much rather tex Steve, we love you. Thank you for

934
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 1: listening to us, and we're happy real quick and listening

935
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:07,840
Speaker 1: from Toronto, Canada, listening every morning. Oh my god, is

936
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 1: it true you guys are about to legalize edibles. I'm

937
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:13,279
Speaker 1: coming on up, it is it is this morning. Oh

938
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 1: my god. I had a vanilla cookie or the weekend

939
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:19,120
Speaker 1: and the room turned into rubber. It was so weird.

940
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:21,400
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, am I in Toronto.

941
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 1: Thank you, Steven, thanks for listening to much. They're listening

942
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:27,319
Speaker 1: to us, and they have that Trudeau guy. We love him,

943
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 1: he's so hot. One more phone call, I know we're

944
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 1: running late straight night and I'm sorry. I don't hate Hello, Casey, Hi,

945
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:36,839
Speaker 1: good morning, good morning. So, just like Bethany, we all

946
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 1: made our lists of warnings for new friends. What is

947
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:42,440
Speaker 1: on your list of warnings? Number one would definitely be

948
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 1: I have resting bitch face y. I just met some

949
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 1: new friends a couple of weeks ago. One of my

950
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:52,319
Speaker 1: friends actually introduced me to them, and the next couple

951
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 1: of days, my girlfriend text me and was like, Hey,

952
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 1: the new friends you met thought you were kind of

953
00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:58,759
Speaker 1: rude the other now you just didn't look like you're

954
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 1: having a good time. I mean I was like I

955
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 1: was telling a great time. It's just always there. I

956
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 1: don't know how to fix it. But wait, if we

957
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 1: know up front, like this list is so so craftily proving,

958
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:15,239
Speaker 1: we know that we shouldn't expect a happy face on

959
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 1: cases exactly like I'm in I'm in a good movie

960
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:21,920
Speaker 1: that just looks like a mad Sorry. I love you, know,

961
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 1: case We have a lot of great text coming through.

962
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:27,040
Speaker 1: Someone just said when I cry, I can't say why

963
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:29,800
Speaker 1: I just cry. So there's my warning. Well, no, but

964
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:31,799
Speaker 1: it's nice to know she's crying. It's okay she does

965
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 1: that we don't know why she doesn't come for you

966
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:36,840
Speaker 1: a little bit. Okay, there you go, Thank you Casey.

967
00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:38,839
Speaker 1: All right, thank you guys so much of the day.

968
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:41,359
Speaker 1: Thank you. But then we have insane ones, which are

969
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:43,880
Speaker 1: good to know as well. I know we wanted to

970
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:45,399
Speaker 1: get into news here, but I'm having so much fun.

971
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:51,239
Speaker 1: Hello Annie, what's your number one on your list of

972
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 1: warnings for new friends? High always born people. I make

973
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:58,880
Speaker 1: random references to movies in the middle of conversations. Um,

974
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 1: you know they'll be like, but why why did you

975
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:10,080
Speaker 1: do this? Why is the rum gone? And do you

976
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 1: get mad at people if they don't know which movie

977
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 1: you're talking about. Our friend David Catch does that too.

978
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:24,799
Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah, that's Andy. She's talking about movies. Ignore her.

979
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:26,480
Speaker 1: But we love you and thank you for listening to

980
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 1: us with all these great calls. Were getting into all right,

981
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:31,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna yell that we have to get into the headlines.

982
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 1: Uh straight And Nate one of the number one things

983
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:37,239
Speaker 1: and here's many number one things on his list of

984
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:40,320
Speaker 1: great great things is he moves the show along. Thank you,

985
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:44,040
Speaker 1: you're welcome. Ask may I read a few? Do we

986
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:50,480
Speaker 1: have time? One? Wait? Wait? Wait, hold on whose name

987
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:55,600
Speaker 1: is on the show. Want to check the T shirt there, buddy. Now,

988
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:58,560
Speaker 1: he's right, Nate Duran, you're right, you're right, we can.

989
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 1: We can come back to this later. He's right. This

990
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 1: is why he's the senior executive producer. Into the headlines, Bethany, Yes,

991
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 1: what's going on. Authorities are still looking for the people

992
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:09,759
Speaker 1: involved in a deadly shooting at a nightclub in Cincinnati

993
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 1: yesterday morning. One person is dead at least fifteen are

994
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:16,520
Speaker 1: injured after the shooting at Cameo Nightclub in Linwood. Police

995
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 1: said no arrests have been made. United Airlines is clarifying

996
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 1: their leggings policy over the weekends. So leggings gate happened

997
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:29,840
Speaker 1: because United turned two young teen girls away for wearing

998
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:33,360
Speaker 1: leggings on their flight. Fellow passengers tweeted about the situation.

999
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:36,560
Speaker 1: It went viral, but now United has posted a statement

1000
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:39,240
Speaker 1: on their website saying that the two girls in question

1001
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:42,560
Speaker 1: were pass riders or relatives of United employees who are

1002
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:45,759
Speaker 1: flying for free or at a steep discount. Pass riders

1003
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 1: are considered representatives of United, so they're held at a

1004
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:52,240
Speaker 1: different standard of dress. United says regular passengers are allowed

1005
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:56,479
Speaker 1: to wear leggings. Your final four our South Carolina versus

1006
00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 1: Gonzaga and Oregon versus North Carolina. Those games go down

1007
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:03,840
Speaker 1: in April one. And there is a man who tried

1008
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:08,240
Speaker 1: to get his driver's license so many times it actually

1009
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 1: took him thirty three attempts. A man in the UK,

1010
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:15,360
Speaker 1: it took him twenty five years. He spent twelve thousand

1011
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:19,560
Speaker 1: dollars on more than eighty five lessons with fourteen different instructors. Eventually,

1012
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:23,800
Speaker 1: after thirty three attempts, he got his driver's license. And

1013
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:29,320
Speaker 1: they gave Danielle hers On the first try can image

1014
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 1: and those are your headlines. Didn't breathe, We didn't breathely

1015
00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:37,320
Speaker 1: reminder to take a deep breath. I'm so sorry. Thank you,

1016
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 1: all right, a brand new phone tap from Garrett coming

1017
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:46,759
Speaker 1: up right after this Elvis Grand in the Morning Show.

1018
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 1: So you're having a party at the house, a couple

1019
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 1: of friends coming over. What do you serve potato chips?

1020
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:57,400
Speaker 1: Next time? Try these new chips from Rich Rich Crispin thins,

1021
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,680
Speaker 1: thin crispy chips, oven baked not for they come in

1022
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:03,960
Speaker 1: see salt, cream, cheese and onion, bacon and salt and vinegar.

1023
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:09,000
Speaker 1: You have got to try them. Elvis Duran the Elvis

1024
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:11,719
Speaker 1: Durant phone tap. All right, let's roll into it. You know,

1025
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:16,160
Speaker 1: as we speak, Dave Brody is the king of all

1026
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 1: phone taps, sitting on the phone tap throne. Today we

1027
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:22,240
Speaker 1: have a new phone tap from Garrett. Let's see what happens.

1028
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:23,880
Speaker 1: I don't know is this good or bad to have

1029
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 1: this little competition going on in here? I think it's okay.

1030
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 1: People are people aren't like getting mad at each other

1031
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:31,280
Speaker 1: over and I know. But let's say, Garrett. Let's say, Garrett,

1032
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:33,399
Speaker 1: your phone tap doesn't get you onto the throne today.

1033
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:36,480
Speaker 1: You're gonna be upset about that. I'll cry on the inside.

1034
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:41,560
Speaker 1: Oh all right, I'll tell you what. Let's let's leave

1035
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:46,160
Speaker 1: Rody up on the phone tap throne until someone knocks

1036
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:47,800
Speaker 1: him off. I don't can help someone help me with this.

1037
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 1: What do we do? No, he could have it. He

1038
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:51,200
Speaker 1: could have it. I'll go create my own throne somewhere

1039
00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 1: else and we'll be we'll be happy. Okay, alright, let's

1040
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:56,800
Speaker 1: get it. Let's get into the phone tap. Here we go, Garrett,

1041
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:58,320
Speaker 1: what's it all about? All right? So Mary wanted to

1042
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 1: play a phone tap on her son park Now Parker

1043
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 1: recently tried out for a school's baseball team, and it's

1044
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:04,680
Speaker 1: supposed to be finding out any day now if you

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00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 1: made the team or not. So I'm gonna call Parker

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00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:11,520
Speaker 1: as the baseball's assistant coach to tell him some good news.

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00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:16,719
Speaker 1: All right, here we go, Garrett's phone tap. Hello, Hey,

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00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:21,120
Speaker 1: I'm looking for a Parker. This is Jack Pearson. I

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00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:25,320
Speaker 1: am coaching's assistant with the team. Oh yeah, yeah, actually

1050
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:28,080
Speaker 1: asked me to call a few guys so he liked

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00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,839
Speaker 1: what he saw a tryouts on the field the other day,

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00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:33,400
Speaker 1: and we want to invite you back to be a

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00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:37,920
Speaker 1: part of the team. Wow. Yeah, that's awesome. Great. Um,

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00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 1: and you're cool with everything, right yeah? I mean I

1055
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:43,320
Speaker 1: don't see why there would be a problem. I know

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00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:45,680
Speaker 1: your mom was a little bit hesitant about telling you

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00:54:45,719 --> 00:54:47,560
Speaker 1: about that we were dating. But as long as you're

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00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:49,600
Speaker 1: cool with it, I'm excited to move forward to this

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00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:52,319
Speaker 1: baseball season and hopefully you know, see you off the field.

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00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:56,800
Speaker 1: To what he said, you're dating my mom? Oh she

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00:54:57,239 --> 00:55:03,920
Speaker 1: didn't tell you? Um wow, all right, Um, maybe that's

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00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:06,680
Speaker 1: something you might want to talk to her about. I

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00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:09,040
Speaker 1: thought she did, That's why I was calling you. Um,

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00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:11,200
Speaker 1: but all right, I gotta go and make some other

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00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:15,240
Speaker 1: phone calls to the rest of the team. But congratulations Parker.

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Speaker 1: All right, well all right, talk to you later. Hey,

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00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:24,080
Speaker 1: mar are you there? All right? All right, let's let's

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00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:26,520
Speaker 1: just stay on the phone for a few hopefully right.

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00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:28,480
Speaker 1: All right, Mary, here's what I want you to do.

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00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:30,600
Speaker 1: I want you to three way the call in and

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00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:33,040
Speaker 1: I'll pick up the phone as if I'm answering your phone.

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Speaker 1: But I want you to talk in the background like

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00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:36,360
Speaker 1: you're talking to me but not realizing your son's on

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00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:43,520
Speaker 1: the phone. Okay, okay, that sounds perfectly Okay, Parker, Who

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00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:46,959
Speaker 1: is this? This is Jack? Did I die a little

1076
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:50,040
Speaker 1: wrong number? Who are you trying to call someone from

1077
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:56,120
Speaker 1: my family? Hey? Uh no, no, I'm good right now.

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00:55:56,320 --> 00:56:01,319
Speaker 1: I think the phone might be for you. Hold on, okay, hello,

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00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:06,800
Speaker 1: come on? What's going on? You mean? I I just

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00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 1: talked to the coach and then I just heard you

1081
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:12,680
Speaker 1: talking to the coach. Well, you know us, you've been

1082
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 1: seeing each other for a while, did I miss that's

1083
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:18,000
Speaker 1: you know, that's my coach. Did he tell you to

1084
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,760
Speaker 1: good news? Yeah? He told me the good news. But great,

1085
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:24,080
Speaker 1: I don't even know what the like you can't. I'm not.

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00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:26,319
Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to see this guy every single day

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00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:30,719
Speaker 1: on the field. You can't date my coach. Well, first

1088
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:32,120
Speaker 1: of all, I was thinking every day too, and I

1089
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:35,279
Speaker 1: can tell you he's a great hi. Um, but your

1090
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 1: dad coached you and that was never a problem. He

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00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:40,439
Speaker 1: saw him every day. Yeah, but that's my dad. That's

1092
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:43,800
Speaker 1: not what's the difference. It's a there's a big difference.

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00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:54,040
Speaker 1: Like stop, what it's going on. I don't want to

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00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:56,279
Speaker 1: know this, Like, why are you telling me these things?

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00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:59,439
Speaker 1: This is not I cannot believe this is happening. Well,

1096
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:01,640
Speaker 1: it is. You're gonna have to get used to it,

1097
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:06,319
Speaker 1: because I think it's gonna move in joking. Now, people

1098
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:08,160
Speaker 1: are gonna think that I'm on the team because my

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00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:10,880
Speaker 1: mom took me up with a coach. It's not because

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00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:14,520
Speaker 1: of that, though I sure didn't hurt. Listen, I'm quitting

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00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:17,040
Speaker 1: the team tonight and I'm transferring schools tomorrow. Like I'm

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00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:22,200
Speaker 1: not doing it. I can't. I can't that. It's ridiculous. Parker. Yeah, Hello,

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Speaker 1: my name is actually Garrett from Elvis during in the

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00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 1: morning show and you got phone tapped. Oh my god,

1105
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:33,240
Speaker 1: I actually I love you, but I really got to go.

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00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:38,680
Speaker 1: I gotta cloth. That was awesome. Oh my gosh, he

1107
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:42,960
Speaker 1: was great. She was just laughing. He's like, I don't know.

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00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:46,040
Speaker 1: I think that phone tap was really good. Thank you.

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00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:48,440
Speaker 1: I know. But I sent a message to Scary saying, hey,

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00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:50,880
Speaker 1: get the fanfair music ready just in case, and he

1111
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:55,000
Speaker 1: typed back, oh, it won't be necessary. Well I wrote

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00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:57,120
Speaker 1: that because it was not listen it was a great

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00:57:57,160 --> 00:58:01,440
Speaker 1: phone tap. But you know tap, I heard Danielle laughing.

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00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:03,520
Speaker 1: I thought it was great. I thought she was wonderful.

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00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:08,040
Speaker 1: I vote we put Garrett up on the phone tap. Okay,

1116
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:13,080
Speaker 1: please look at that. Garrett. Guys got to look at this.

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00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:15,520
Speaker 1: It may be because Scary is being an ass, but

1118
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:17,040
Speaker 1: we're gonna put you up on the throne for it.

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00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 1: I will take it. I will take it. Be real.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it was a great phone tap. Garrett was

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00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 1: all hush, now he's kissing my ass. As what else

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00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:27,840
Speaker 1: does he text you about us when we're not paying?

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Speaker 1: Oh you know what, I always tell you, that's what

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00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:33,160
Speaker 1: it's great. Keep forgetting. I always tell everyone what he says. Well,

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Speaker 1: there you go. Congratulations, you look good up there. Thank

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00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:37,960
Speaker 1: you very much. Thank you Garrett and thank you, Thank you.

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00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:39,760
Speaker 1: If you have an idea for a phone tap, let

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Speaker 1: us know. Go to Elvis Durand dot com and click

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Speaker 1: on the phone tap link mark coming up after This

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Speaker 1: phone tap was prerecorded with permission granted by all parties.

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00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:51,920
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran phone tab were on Elvis Durand in the

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00:58:51,960 --> 00:59:00,040
Speaker 1: morning show, call us why are you freaking out? A

1133
00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:08,000
Speaker 1: for to Elvis Duran in the morning show. So much

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00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 1: to cover by the way, we have to talk to

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00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:11,560
Speaker 1: our new friend Rachel. She's so excited and we have

1136
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:13,880
Speaker 1: to be her support system. We'll talk to her in

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00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:16,880
Speaker 1: a second. Hold on Rachel. Ultra Music Fest wrapped up

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00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:19,560
Speaker 1: this weekend. H well, last night. It's probably still going

1139
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:24,280
Speaker 1: for some people. In every time I've been in or

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00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:26,880
Speaker 1: around Ultra Music Fest, it really is as close to

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00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,280
Speaker 1: a scene from Walking Dead as I've ever seen. Not

1142
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:33,040
Speaker 1: not inside inside where people are dancing to the world's

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00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:37,000
Speaker 1: best DJs, I mean the superstars. It's lots of energy,

1144
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:39,840
Speaker 1: lots of fun, but it's afterwards, like in the wee

1145
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:42,000
Speaker 1: hours of the morning, when people are leaving Ultra Music Fest,

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00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 1: it is Walking Dead. Don't you agree, Froggy, You're exactly right.

1147
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:47,560
Speaker 1: I'll tell you. This weekend was amazing. The weather was

1148
00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:49,760
Speaker 1: great and it got a little warm, but then in

1149
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:51,160
Speaker 1: the afternoons we had it. We had a couple of

1150
00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:54,600
Speaker 1: afternoon showers and people loved it. The music just blaring,

1151
00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:57,720
Speaker 1: They're just the light rain falling and everybody having a

1152
00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:01,040
Speaker 1: great time. Um. Police have announced that the crowds were

1153
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:04,000
Speaker 1: very I mean they said they used the word fantastic.

1154
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:06,320
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you, David Gett, I saw some of

1155
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:10,560
Speaker 1: David ghetta set absolutely breathtaking. David Gett was amazing. I

1156
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:12,720
Speaker 1: love how he says it was a little warm here.

1157
01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:17,520
Speaker 1: We had like degree weather in New York. Up your no,

1158
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:19,840
Speaker 1: but when you're standing outside at the festival and it

1159
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:21,280
Speaker 1: was a little warmer than they thought it was going

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01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:27,560
Speaker 1: to be. This And also over the weekend, daniel Daniel Wow,

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01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:30,320
Speaker 1: is that the new fest coming up next week? Yes?

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01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:36,440
Speaker 1: All right? Also over the weekend, Danielle tasted blood. But

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Speaker 1: if you've been sitting there minding your own business and

1164
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:43,920
Speaker 1: you can taste like copper, taste, yeah, So what did

1165
01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:46,800
Speaker 1: your doctor tell you? So I decided to text her

1166
01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:49,800
Speaker 1: and asked her what it was and her response was

1167
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 1: stop watching The Walking Dead and all those vampires love

1168
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:57,800
Speaker 1: when your doctor completely dismisses you because she knows that

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01:00:57,880 --> 01:01:00,200
Speaker 1: I'm nuts, and she knows that, like I on see,

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01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:01,760
Speaker 1: I'm always like I think I have this, I think

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01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:03,920
Speaker 1: I have that. So she knows that. She just starts

1172
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,960
Speaker 1: laughing at me and text me back in my so,

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01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:08,680
Speaker 1: I guess you don't need to see me. But Danielle,

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01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:12,120
Speaker 1: wasn't it that doctor or another doctor that you told

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01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:13,400
Speaker 1: her what was wrong with you and she sent you

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01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:18,280
Speaker 1: a book about whining about your problems? Doctor? Is it

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01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:20,280
Speaker 1: your doctor or is it you? I'm trying to figure

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Speaker 1: this out at this point, I'm thinking it's me. Were

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01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:25,480
Speaker 1: you eating a tut real pop? Because I taste blood

1180
01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:27,800
Speaker 1: every time. I always cut my mouth on most things. No,

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01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:29,920
Speaker 1: it was like I put a mint in my mouth

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01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,360
Speaker 1: and I'm like and then I went online and I

1183
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:33,920
Speaker 1: said you could have a peptic ulcer, and I'm like, oh,

1184
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:35,760
Speaker 1: I take a lot of microin pills. Maybe I do.

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01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:38,600
Speaker 1: So I texted my concern and the answer was stopped

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01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:41,880
Speaker 1: watching The Walking Dead. By the way, scary brings up

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Speaker 1: a good point back to Ultra music FESTI if you

1188
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:46,400
Speaker 1: go to snapchat and you uh you you go right

1189
01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:48,920
Speaker 1: to like the big happenings from the weekend right scary,

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01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:54,040
Speaker 1: the discovery section, unbelievable, unbelievable, beautiful, beautiful footage. Because I

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01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:56,960
Speaker 1: tell you those concert scenes when they're in there, when

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01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,000
Speaker 1: the DJs are doing your thing and the fireworks are

1193
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:01,560
Speaker 1: going off in the pyro, think it's it's pretty incredible.

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Speaker 1: He was hilarious. Let's go talk to Rachel. Rachel is

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01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:08,040
Speaker 1: so excited. Rachel, we're here for you. Tell everyone what

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01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:11,800
Speaker 1: you're all a little scared about and excited. I am

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01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:16,000
Speaker 1: quitting my job today. Yeah, well wait, hold on, not

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01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:20,240
Speaker 1: so fast. So do they know you're quitting your job? No,

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Speaker 1: but if they're listening, they do know. Okay, well there

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Speaker 1: is that. So do you have something else lined up

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01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,400
Speaker 1: or you leaving? Are you leaving because of a new

1202
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:31,920
Speaker 1: job or you just don't like this one. I have

1203
01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:34,480
Speaker 1: a new job, but it's it's a little bit of both.

1204
01:02:34,560 --> 01:02:36,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's been time for a while.

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01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:38,480
Speaker 1: You know, they were good to me, but I just

1206
01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:41,760
Speaker 1: know that it's time for me to go in a

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01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:44,280
Speaker 1: different direction, and you have to follow your heart. I

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01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:47,680
Speaker 1: love that. It's scary, though, you know what, stepping off

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01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:49,920
Speaker 1: the cliff and just hoping that the wind will will

1210
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,080
Speaker 1: make you sail and fly. It's it's a scary thing,

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01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:54,680
Speaker 1: but you know what good good I mean, that's that

1212
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:56,960
Speaker 1: feeling we all want every once in a while. That

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01:02:57,080 --> 01:02:59,120
Speaker 1: it's I guess it's the same thing you get when

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01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:01,000
Speaker 1: you you're bungee umping or you're jumping out of an

1215
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:07,160
Speaker 1: airplane quitting your job. Yeah, I'm really nervous, but I'm

1216
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:09,040
Speaker 1: also really excited to know that you said on the

1217
01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:12,800
Speaker 1: show at one point that line, that line between nervousness

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01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:15,720
Speaker 1: and excitement is very fine. So it is definitely straggle

1219
01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:18,240
Speaker 1: in that line. Yeah, sometimes you think you're scared. You

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01:03:18,320 --> 01:03:20,160
Speaker 1: might be scared, but that could be excitement, don't you know.

1221
01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:22,720
Speaker 1: Don't let the two uh bog each other down. I

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01:03:22,760 --> 01:03:25,440
Speaker 1: think go for the excitement one, Rachel. So you you

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01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:29,120
Speaker 1: tell them today, is it like a two week notice thing? Yeah,

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01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:31,480
Speaker 1: I'm going to offer them three because I want to

1225
01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:34,439
Speaker 1: make sure that I transition everything. But if they only

1226
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:36,320
Speaker 1: need too, then I'm gonna hopefully be able to get

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01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:38,080
Speaker 1: a week to do a couple of things for myself

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01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:41,040
Speaker 1: in between. Al Right, excellent, Rachel, have a lot of fun.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for listening. Thanks for sharing it with us. That's

1230
01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:44,880
Speaker 1: very exciting. Thank you so much. Thank you. I love

1231
01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:48,200
Speaker 1: you guys. Thank you. Yeah, what a great feeling like

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01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:50,760
Speaker 1: I'm going in today because this is my step three

1233
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:54,160
Speaker 1: in starting that new chapter in my life. You know, Hi, Kelly,

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01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:57,880
Speaker 1: how are you today? Hey? Doing great? So you're quitting

1235
01:03:57,920 --> 01:04:01,680
Speaker 1: your job on Friday? Are you quit your job on Friday? No?

1236
01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:04,480
Speaker 1: I walked out on Friday. Never have done that in

1237
01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:07,440
Speaker 1: my life. You walked out. This is a little different.

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01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:09,160
Speaker 1: So there was no two weeks notice. You just said

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01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:12,400
Speaker 1: screw it, I'm going home. Yes, And I don't recommend that,

1240
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:18,080
Speaker 1: but the circumstances that happen, right, I want to ask

1241
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:19,360
Speaker 1: what happened, but I feel like it's going to be

1242
01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:23,680
Speaker 1: a super long story. Maybe she does up sum it up.

1243
01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:24,680
Speaker 1: I don't know if you want to tell it me

1244
01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:28,360
Speaker 1: because he could be attorneys, we don't know. But so

1245
01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:31,120
Speaker 1: I worked in for a corporate world for twentysomething years

1246
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:32,800
Speaker 1: and I moved to a different field because I was

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Speaker 1: laid off. But um, long story short, Um, I was

1248
01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:40,600
Speaker 1: talking to my friends and my one of the guys

1249
01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:42,840
Speaker 1: above me came out storm and out thinking we were

1250
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:45,240
Speaker 1: gossiping in pretty much yelled at us, and I was like,

1251
01:04:45,320 --> 01:04:47,320
Speaker 1: oh the hell with this, I'm not doing this. I'm

1252
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:49,760
Speaker 1: too old for this. And uh yeah, me and my

1253
01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:53,760
Speaker 1: friend walked out and yeah, so I actually felt really

1254
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:57,520
Speaker 1: good about it. I think it was a great decision. Um. Anyway,

1255
01:04:57,600 --> 01:04:58,960
Speaker 1: me and my son is the last day of his

1256
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:01,040
Speaker 1: sprain break and we are on our way to Disney World.

1257
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:05,880
Speaker 1: Just celebrate. That is excellent. Now, do you have any

1258
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:08,080
Speaker 1: clue how you're gonna land back on your feet when

1259
01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:09,520
Speaker 1: you get back or you'll just deal with it when

1260
01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:12,000
Speaker 1: you get back. Oh, I'll deal with it. My My

1261
01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:14,560
Speaker 1: husband's very supportive. He has a great job, so I'm

1262
01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:18,160
Speaker 1: pretty good covered for right now. Oh my god, can

1263
01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:19,880
Speaker 1: we all quit and let your husband support us for

1264
01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:23,720
Speaker 1: a while. He would love it, I'm sure now that

1265
01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:26,920
Speaker 1: he's very supportive. But yeah, I got sufferance from my

1266
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:29,360
Speaker 1: other job that worked for an insurance for twenty something here,

1267
01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:31,720
Speaker 1: so I'm good for a good year, so I'll be

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01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:35,680
Speaker 1: all right. Kelly, Kelly, good to you. Congratulations, have fun

1269
01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:39,840
Speaker 1: at Disney. Thank you, thank you for listening to us. Well,

1270
01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:41,800
Speaker 1: So there you have it, the courage to walk out,

1271
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:43,880
Speaker 1: and look, you know, you never really want to be

1272
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:47,280
Speaker 1: in a situation where they push you to run out

1273
01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:50,000
Speaker 1: the door. It's it's always great to say, hey, you

1274
01:05:50,040 --> 01:05:51,800
Speaker 1: know what, I learned so much from you. I had

1275
01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:54,120
Speaker 1: so much fun working here, but it really is time

1276
01:05:54,160 --> 01:05:55,520
Speaker 1: for me to grow. It would be better for me

1277
01:05:55,720 --> 01:05:58,000
Speaker 1: and for you for you to bring someone else in

1278
01:05:58,080 --> 01:06:00,480
Speaker 1: in this position. And that's the optimum. It it doesn't

1279
01:06:00,520 --> 01:06:04,919
Speaker 1: always work out now. Sometimes you just gotta storm out where.

1280
01:06:05,680 --> 01:06:08,640
Speaker 1: Let's get into the daniel report. Danielle, Yes, do you

1281
01:06:08,680 --> 01:06:12,840
Speaker 1: still taste blood? No? Thankfully No, But thank you Dr

1282
01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:16,520
Speaker 1: Sonia for looking out for blowing her off. But I

1283
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:18,880
Speaker 1: love her. She knows. She she's the doctor that tells

1284
01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:20,760
Speaker 1: it like it is because she knows how I am.

1285
01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:22,600
Speaker 1: So she knows what she needs to say. No, but

1286
01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:25,240
Speaker 1: I don't think watching Walking Dead is going to make

1287
01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:27,120
Speaker 1: you have the taste of blood in your mouth. It

1288
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:30,440
Speaker 1: should be something you investigate. Maybe No, I think she was.

1289
01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:32,640
Speaker 1: You know, she knows if his real theorias all come

1290
01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:35,600
Speaker 1: in a right Okay, all right, let's get into the

1291
01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:37,520
Speaker 1: daniel Report. What do you have, Danielle? Okay, so there

1292
01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:40,760
Speaker 1: is gonna be a reunion. King of Queen's Reunion on

1293
01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:43,200
Speaker 1: Kevin James's new show, Kevin Can Wait, which I'm still

1294
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:46,240
Speaker 1: obsessing over. Leah Remedy, who you remember played his wife

1295
01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:47,880
Speaker 1: on King of Queen. She will guest star in the

1296
01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:50,680
Speaker 1: two parts season finale that is happening May one and

1297
01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:53,640
Speaker 1: May eighth, so get ready for that. There's a rumor

1298
01:06:53,720 --> 01:06:57,479
Speaker 1: going around the Bruno Mars girlfriend Jessica is pregnant. They're

1299
01:06:57,480 --> 01:07:00,640
Speaker 1: not addressing it yet, so I guess even really they will,

1300
01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:02,440
Speaker 1: or maybe a will just fade away. I don't know.

1301
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:07,160
Speaker 1: So we're watching that one for you. Um A A

1302
01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:10,320
Speaker 1: Cabby swiped John Legends travel bag when he wasn't looking

1303
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:13,360
Speaker 1: at JFK Airport on Thursday night. The bag had five

1304
01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:16,120
Speaker 1: hundred dollars in clothing, a five hundred dollar pair of glasses,

1305
01:07:16,160 --> 01:07:23,720
Speaker 1: and a thirty thousand dollar pair of cuff links cup links.

1306
01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:28,920
Speaker 1: It's John Legend, to come on, He's reach um. Millie, Um,

1307
01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:32,520
Speaker 1: sorry Millie Bobby Brown from Stranger Things, She's only thirteen.

1308
01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:35,640
Speaker 1: She had to cancel an appearance at a fan convention

1309
01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:38,560
Speaker 1: in Florida because she said she was exhausted. She said,

1310
01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:41,400
Speaker 1: I just think I've worked too hard. I have to rest. Um.

1311
01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:44,200
Speaker 1: I've had a really long shoot and I'm still filming

1312
01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:46,480
Speaker 1: Stranger Things and she says, I just need sometimes, so

1313
01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:48,840
Speaker 1: she had to cancel because she was so tired. So

1314
01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:51,560
Speaker 1: there you go. Did you know that Vince Vaughn was

1315
01:07:51,640 --> 01:07:54,720
Speaker 1: initially in the running to play Joey on Friends? Oh,

1316
01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:57,080
Speaker 1: I can totally see that he got next by the

1317
01:07:57,160 --> 01:07:59,280
Speaker 1: casting director decided to go with mort La Blanc. But

1318
01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:01,400
Speaker 1: he was up for it at first. How crazy. I

1319
01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:03,640
Speaker 1: didn't have any idea, but I thought that was so cool.

1320
01:08:03,960 --> 01:08:06,160
Speaker 1: The new Drake album, More Life, debut at number one

1321
01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:09,360
Speaker 1: on the Billboard two hundred five five thousand copies, the

1322
01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:12,280
Speaker 1: biggest sales week of the year so far, edging out

1323
01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:15,320
Speaker 1: ed Sharon, who you know was number one a few

1324
01:08:15,360 --> 01:08:18,120
Speaker 1: weeks ago. So we still love our at Sharon the Voice,

1325
01:08:18,160 --> 01:08:20,680
Speaker 1: Standing with the Stars, Rock and a hard play Supergirl.

1326
01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:23,479
Speaker 1: You also have twenty four Legacy, Jane the Virgin, all

1327
01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:27,320
Speaker 1: on tonight and coming up next hour. I've got good

1328
01:08:27,400 --> 01:08:30,200
Speaker 1: news if you're a Kardashian fan, bad news if you

1329
01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:33,880
Speaker 1: can't stand them. All right, thank you all the way.

1330
01:08:33,960 --> 01:08:35,599
Speaker 1: We talked about this a little bit Friday. I want

1331
01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:37,280
Speaker 1: to bring it up again coming up. If you have

1332
01:08:37,439 --> 01:08:42,559
Speaker 1: a relative that lives in. It's called the Villages, right

1333
01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:47,640
Speaker 1: or any of these huge, amongous retirement communities. Did you

1334
01:08:47,760 --> 01:08:50,000
Speaker 1: know that the Villages And I found out over the

1335
01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:54,960
Speaker 1: weekend the Villages is the number one fastest growing city

1336
01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:58,880
Speaker 1: in America. And it's not young people moving there. The

1337
01:08:59,680 --> 01:09:01,800
Speaker 1: I think it's the average age of people moving. It

1338
01:09:01,960 --> 01:09:07,320
Speaker 1: is fifty five years old. The std rate is mammoth.

1339
01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:13,519
Speaker 1: All these people are mounting each other, they're taking their

1340
01:09:13,560 --> 01:09:17,920
Speaker 1: teeth out and they're going to town. Now, the Villages,

1341
01:09:18,360 --> 01:09:20,759
Speaker 1: I think it's located just north of Orlando, right, Froggy,

1342
01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:22,800
Speaker 1: it is, Yeah, But there's also a place here in

1343
01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:24,880
Speaker 1: South Florida called Century Village and they have a big

1344
01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:26,800
Speaker 1: problem there with it as well to people leaving their

1345
01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:29,599
Speaker 1: dentures in somebody's room. They go back to the under room.

1346
01:09:29,640 --> 01:09:31,360
Speaker 1: They got to go locate their underwear and their dent

1347
01:09:31,840 --> 01:09:33,920
Speaker 1: kinds of no, they leave their denters in their underwear.

1348
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:38,479
Speaker 1: I mean, I got dentures all my ass I can't

1349
01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:42,400
Speaker 1: get them to unclamped anyway. So the fastest growing city

1350
01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:47,120
Speaker 1: in America is the Villages in Florida. But we're talking

1351
01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:50,519
Speaker 1: according to my friend Maureen and high Maureen and her family,

1352
01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:53,560
Speaker 1: their parents are at the villages, and they have a

1353
01:09:53,680 --> 01:09:56,560
Speaker 1: system where if you're a woman and you want to

1354
01:09:56,600 --> 01:10:02,479
Speaker 1: have sex, you wear gold shoes. If you're a man

1355
01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:05,639
Speaker 1: and you want to have sex, you leave your shirt

1356
01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:08,639
Speaker 1: tag out, like the one you know, in the back

1357
01:10:08,680 --> 01:10:11,080
Speaker 1: of your neck. If you see a guy with a

1358
01:10:11,120 --> 01:10:13,200
Speaker 1: shirt tag out or a woman with gold shoes on,

1359
01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:16,559
Speaker 1: they are sending the messages that they want to have sex.

1360
01:10:17,479 --> 01:10:19,599
Speaker 1: And it's also a golf cart community. And I read

1361
01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:22,160
Speaker 1: too that if you drive around with like alofa like

1362
01:10:22,240 --> 01:10:24,800
Speaker 1: one of the like the bath loofa on your golf cart,

1363
01:10:24,920 --> 01:10:27,080
Speaker 1: that means you're ready to swing. You and your wife

1364
01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:30,599
Speaker 1: want to hook up with So where did that come from? Yeah? Yeah,

1365
01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:32,800
Speaker 1: if you know anything about this, if you've if you've

1366
01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:36,160
Speaker 1: been to visit Grandma at the villages, or your mom,

1367
01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:37,920
Speaker 1: or or maybe you're living there. Maybe you're listening to

1368
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,280
Speaker 1: us at the villages. Now we want to hear from you.

1369
01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:41,880
Speaker 1: We're gonna get into this next. I think it's great.

1370
01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:44,120
Speaker 1: I think we should all go through life sending these

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01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:46,240
Speaker 1: little messages and maybe we can come up with, like,

1372
01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:48,479
Speaker 1: you know something, I agree. Can you imagine if you

1373
01:10:48,479 --> 01:10:50,080
Speaker 1: go to visit your mom in the villages and she's

1374
01:10:50,120 --> 01:10:56,400
Speaker 1: wearing gold shoes. Mom, we should have exactly you know

1375
01:10:56,920 --> 01:10:59,960
Speaker 1: in old in the old old gay community, they're used

1376
01:10:59,960 --> 01:11:02,080
Speaker 1: to be the handkerchief rule, where you would have like

1377
01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:04,160
Speaker 1: a then well, I can't tell you what some of

1378
01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:06,720
Speaker 1: the handkerchief colors meant because it was just foul. But

1379
01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:08,920
Speaker 1: if you had if you had a handkerchief in your

1380
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:10,519
Speaker 1: left pocket, it meant you want this. If you had

1381
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:12,519
Speaker 1: in the right pocket, you want that. And if different

1382
01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:14,200
Speaker 1: colors mean you want it this way and that way,

1383
01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:16,000
Speaker 1: it's kind of interesting. So I think we should come

1384
01:11:16,080 --> 01:11:17,680
Speaker 1: up with this for everyone. We'll get into this in

1385
01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:19,000
Speaker 1: a second. If you know anything about it, you can

1386
01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:21,840
Speaker 1: Texas if you want to. We're back right after this.

1387
01:11:23,160 --> 01:11:26,799
Speaker 1: The host of the Party on his national radio show, Elvis,

1388
01:11:26,920 --> 01:11:31,000
Speaker 1: your taste, your talent have contributed to popular culture, maybe

1389
01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:33,519
Speaker 1: in a way that no one else has. Elvis Duran

1390
01:11:33,760 --> 01:11:39,680
Speaker 1: in the morning show the sound Drop from PEPSI, Hey,

1391
01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:43,559
Speaker 1: what's up. A months, Everything that I've been working towards

1392
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:45,639
Speaker 1: is now a part of what I do every day,

1393
01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:48,639
Speaker 1: So I feel very blessed. Visit the sound drop dot

1394
01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:59,160
Speaker 1: com talk radio host his name is Duran, that man

1395
01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:03,000
Speaker 1: has gas. They have a good chemistry. It makes me cry.

1396
01:12:03,120 --> 01:12:06,400
Speaker 1: It makes the last the best three video. So to

1397
01:12:06,560 --> 01:12:14,559
Speaker 1: listen to bring that to my mouth right now. Oh

1398
01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:25,519
Speaker 1: my god, Dan in the Morning Show, Welcome to the weekend.

1399
01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:29,599
Speaker 1: It's the week. I'm sorry, the week, not the weekend.

1400
01:12:29,640 --> 01:12:31,800
Speaker 1: Did you hear I did that? Yes? And I'll tell

1401
01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:35,360
Speaker 1: you why. I'm thinking weekends because this is the first

1402
01:12:35,439 --> 01:12:39,840
Speaker 1: Monday in a long time I'm excited about the day.

1403
01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:41,960
Speaker 1: I mean, usually Monday is the suck ass day of

1404
01:12:42,040 --> 01:12:46,559
Speaker 1: the week. I don't know. I hope you guys are

1405
01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:48,479
Speaker 1: in a good mood today. I hope you a good weekend. Yeah.

1406
01:12:48,640 --> 01:12:51,240
Speaker 1: I think it was like relaxing and wonderful, So today

1407
01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:55,240
Speaker 1: is good. Welcome to the week. Uh. Someone sent a

1408
01:12:55,320 --> 01:12:57,240
Speaker 1: text in saying thank you for the suggestion to go

1409
01:12:57,320 --> 01:13:00,960
Speaker 1: see Dear Evan Harrison. Oh I'm sorry, Dear Evan Hanson.

1410
01:13:01,360 --> 01:13:04,920
Speaker 1: On Broadway Fantastic Show, they said they cried for three days.

1411
01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:08,519
Speaker 1: You know, Bethany is still crying months later. Yeah, I still.

1412
01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:10,479
Speaker 1: I just sit in my shower for for a while

1413
01:13:10,600 --> 01:13:14,120
Speaker 1: and weep. Evan Hansen makes her cry. I went to

1414
01:13:14,240 --> 01:13:17,800
Speaker 1: see Sunset Boulevard with our friend Darren Chris, we had

1415
01:13:17,800 --> 01:13:20,360
Speaker 1: a bro night out. You said you loved it. It

1416
01:13:20,520 --> 01:13:23,280
Speaker 1: was so much fun. It's I got big, lush musical

1417
01:13:23,360 --> 01:13:26,000
Speaker 1: with lots of orchestras playing, and you know, the huge

1418
01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:28,800
Speaker 1: orchestra rather playing. It was just really good. It was great.

1419
01:13:29,360 --> 01:13:32,919
Speaker 1: So backstage we got to meet Glenn Close, the actress,

1420
01:13:34,120 --> 01:13:37,240
Speaker 1: so jealous, and so they introduced. They said, in one

1421
01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:40,120
Speaker 1: this is Elvis Duran. I said, hello, miss Close, it's

1422
01:13:40,160 --> 01:13:43,679
Speaker 1: so great, so fantastic to meet you. And I realized

1423
01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:47,280
Speaker 1: I called her miss Close? Yeah, what are you supposed

1424
01:13:47,280 --> 01:13:49,479
Speaker 1: to call her? Well, she's you know, she's a big

1425
01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:53,559
Speaker 1: time movie star in Broadway actress. And I just felt

1426
01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:56,439
Speaker 1: like she deserved she deserved a miss. I think. So,

1427
01:13:56,680 --> 01:13:58,920
Speaker 1: I think any woman likes to be called miss unless

1428
01:13:58,960 --> 01:14:02,320
Speaker 1: she's like really in of being married. Don't call her ma'am.

1429
01:14:02,439 --> 01:14:05,599
Speaker 1: She won't like he know. Anyway, I'll just go around

1430
01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:07,599
Speaker 1: the room, scary, give me some music. We'll start with you, scary.

1431
01:14:07,640 --> 01:14:10,200
Speaker 1: What's on your mind today? So my parents had gotten

1432
01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:13,000
Speaker 1: me Alexa from my birthday and I feel like an

1433
01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:16,240
Speaker 1: idiot because all I make her do is turn the

1434
01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:19,959
Speaker 1: lights on and off and ask for the weather. Alexa

1435
01:14:20,160 --> 01:14:23,360
Speaker 1: turn lights on. Don't do that. Everyone Alexa is doing that.

1436
01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:25,360
Speaker 1: But that's it. But like, I just feel like I

1437
01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:27,760
Speaker 1: feel like I'm not getting the most out of music.

1438
01:14:27,840 --> 01:14:30,120
Speaker 1: She doesn't play music for you. Yeah, but I don't know.

1439
01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:32,120
Speaker 1: I did teach her to sing one oh, I said,

1440
01:14:32,240 --> 01:14:36,280
Speaker 1: Alexa sing me a scary scary stop saying that because

1441
01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:39,679
Speaker 1: everyone's echo is going off while they're listening to our show.

1442
01:14:40,520 --> 01:14:42,559
Speaker 1: Off our show. I told her to sing me a song,

1443
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:45,120
Speaker 1: and she said, she sang a country song for me.

1444
01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:47,200
Speaker 1: But my question is I want to get a little

1445
01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:49,040
Speaker 1: bit more. I want to get smarter with her. I

1446
01:14:49,080 --> 01:14:51,200
Speaker 1: want to make her smarter for me. It's just I

1447
01:14:51,240 --> 01:14:53,640
Speaker 1: don't know. I just have the new scary if you

1448
01:14:53,720 --> 01:14:56,200
Speaker 1: open your app that it's with it. I thought, I

1449
01:14:56,240 --> 01:14:57,479
Speaker 1: don't want to say her name. But if if you

1450
01:14:57,560 --> 01:14:59,639
Speaker 1: open the app, there's a skill section and it will

1451
01:14:59,640 --> 01:15:01,880
Speaker 1: get you can search, it will do thousands of things.

1452
01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:03,400
Speaker 1: You can figure it out on your own, right, I

1453
01:15:03,439 --> 01:15:07,000
Speaker 1: would do it scary all right, and our apologies apologies

1454
01:15:07,040 --> 01:15:08,920
Speaker 1: to everyone who's echo or whatever started going off. I

1455
01:15:08,960 --> 01:15:11,800
Speaker 1: didn't realize what about you, Daniel, what's on your mind

1456
01:15:11,880 --> 01:15:13,960
Speaker 1: this hour? I have to thank my family for this

1457
01:15:14,120 --> 01:15:17,560
Speaker 1: weekend because it was freezing on Sunday, I mean, like

1458
01:15:17,800 --> 01:15:20,679
Speaker 1: so cold. And my son had his first outdoor soccer

1459
01:15:20,760 --> 01:15:23,280
Speaker 1: game because it's springs, so they figured it would be warm,

1460
01:15:23,400 --> 01:15:26,360
Speaker 1: so they wanted to have it. My family still came

1461
01:15:26,439 --> 01:15:30,960
Speaker 1: out blankets. Even the baby who's one, came out freezing,

1462
01:15:31,240 --> 01:15:33,040
Speaker 1: but they were supported. I don't think the baby had

1463
01:15:33,040 --> 01:15:36,200
Speaker 1: a choice. Well I'm saying they came out, but my

1464
01:15:36,720 --> 01:15:38,760
Speaker 1: sister in law, Robin, could have decided to keep the

1465
01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:41,800
Speaker 1: baby home. She did not put the baby out the family.

1466
01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:45,400
Speaker 1: So your family, you know what, families are good. We

1467
01:15:45,520 --> 01:15:48,400
Speaker 1: love families. Okay, okay, we're back on families. Hated them

1468
01:15:48,439 --> 01:15:52,000
Speaker 1: last week and love them this week. What's you, Bethany? Okay?

1469
01:15:52,560 --> 01:15:55,080
Speaker 1: I think that I'm not alone in this. I have

1470
01:15:55,320 --> 01:15:58,960
Speaker 1: lost my ability to sit through a long movie because

1471
01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:02,160
Speaker 1: I wanted to watch Whatever Happened to Baby Jane over

1472
01:16:02,240 --> 01:16:07,040
Speaker 1: the weekend. That movie is almost three hours. It's insane.

1473
01:16:07,160 --> 01:16:10,120
Speaker 1: I was like, I think I'm halfway through. I paused it.

1474
01:16:10,280 --> 01:16:12,680
Speaker 1: I was like a quarter of the way into the

1475
01:16:12,760 --> 01:16:16,040
Speaker 1: movie popcorn. I feel so, why is it? Do you

1476
01:16:16,080 --> 01:16:18,600
Speaker 1: think it's short attention span or what is it? I

1477
01:16:18,680 --> 01:16:20,680
Speaker 1: think I have a really short attention span. I think

1478
01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:23,559
Speaker 1: I fallen victim to like wanting to don my phone

1479
01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:25,920
Speaker 1: all the time. I really I need to work on

1480
01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:27,439
Speaker 1: And I know that there are a lot of people

1481
01:16:27,479 --> 01:16:29,360
Speaker 1: out there who are like, it's hard to just sit

1482
01:16:29,439 --> 01:16:31,400
Speaker 1: and watch a movie, I think when you're home, especially

1483
01:16:31,439 --> 01:16:33,160
Speaker 1: because there's so much else to do. But what a

1484
01:16:33,200 --> 01:16:36,040
Speaker 1: great movie. But you are blanch. Yeah, I didn't get

1485
01:16:36,080 --> 01:16:39,679
Speaker 1: that far. I hope I didn't give you a spoiler.

1486
01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:42,320
Speaker 1: They're sorry about that. All right, Let's get back to

1487
01:16:42,360 --> 01:16:44,759
Speaker 1: what we're talking about here. We're talking about Thank you Bethany,

1488
01:16:44,760 --> 01:16:48,160
Speaker 1: by the way. Let's get back to the Villages. The

1489
01:16:48,920 --> 01:16:53,120
Speaker 1: it's the country's fastest growing city, just outside of Orlando.

1490
01:16:53,479 --> 01:16:56,479
Speaker 1: A retirement community, so it's growing, but with people who

1491
01:16:56,560 --> 01:16:59,840
Speaker 1: are over the age of fifty five typically now there.

1492
01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:04,240
Speaker 1: The sex is rampant there, std rates through the roof. Yeah,

1493
01:17:04,760 --> 01:17:07,760
Speaker 1: and they have this system I learned, maybe one of

1494
01:17:07,840 --> 01:17:10,320
Speaker 1: many systems at the Villages. If you're a woman and

1495
01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:14,080
Speaker 1: you wear gold shoes, that means you want sex. If

1496
01:17:14,120 --> 01:17:17,920
Speaker 1: you're a man and you wear your your your brand

1497
01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:20,880
Speaker 1: tag out on the back of your shirt neck, you

1498
01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:24,600
Speaker 1: want sex. It's so crazy to me. I wish that

1499
01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:27,080
Speaker 1: this was a thing that we did in our daily life. Well,

1500
01:17:27,160 --> 01:17:28,599
Speaker 1: you know, keep keep in minding. A lot of them

1501
01:17:28,640 --> 01:17:30,599
Speaker 1: may not be into social media, so they're not really

1502
01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:33,760
Speaker 1: into you know, tender and grinder. So this is their

1503
01:17:33,800 --> 01:17:36,320
Speaker 1: way of picking each other up. How old you have

1504
01:17:36,439 --> 01:17:38,360
Speaker 1: to because I'm sure Nate would love to be moving

1505
01:17:38,439 --> 01:17:43,439
Speaker 1: in there. Well you could go in and guest pass visits.

1506
01:17:44,160 --> 01:17:47,160
Speaker 1: Let's go talk to Jill. Now, Jill worked at the villages,

1507
01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:49,439
Speaker 1: Can you tell us some insight? I mean, this is

1508
01:17:50,160 --> 01:17:54,040
Speaker 1: fascinating to me. Um. Yeah, I actually worked at the villages.

1509
01:17:54,080 --> 01:17:57,439
Speaker 1: I'm a sign language interpreter. Um, so I got to

1510
01:17:57,560 --> 01:18:02,760
Speaker 1: really go everywhere. You know, anyone did anyone ever ask

1511
01:18:02,840 --> 01:18:05,560
Speaker 1: you how to do sign language? Asking will you have

1512
01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:11,240
Speaker 1: sex with me? They actually never did. Um that. I

1513
01:18:11,360 --> 01:18:13,960
Speaker 1: actually get that a lot from all other jobs, but

1514
01:18:14,200 --> 01:18:18,320
Speaker 1: especially not there. I have seen gold shoes, Um, they don't. Also,

1515
01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:20,439
Speaker 1: I heard you call their golf cards golf cards. They

1516
01:18:20,479 --> 01:18:22,880
Speaker 1: get really offended when you do that. They actually call

1517
01:18:22,960 --> 01:18:29,519
Speaker 1: them golf cars. Yeah, so you call them golf cars

1518
01:18:29,680 --> 01:18:31,680
Speaker 1: or else, they get very offended and they're very like

1519
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:36,160
Speaker 1: pimped out as they like to say. Um. So Jill Talk.

1520
01:18:36,400 --> 01:18:38,960
Speaker 1: Jill talk about the week that your mother visited the

1521
01:18:39,040 --> 01:18:42,200
Speaker 1: villages and what happened to her. Okay, so my mom

1522
01:18:42,320 --> 01:18:44,760
Speaker 1: and her girlfriends they went on a girl's weekend to

1523
01:18:44,840 --> 01:18:48,040
Speaker 1: the villages because my mom is very old, and when

1524
01:18:48,160 --> 01:18:50,559
Speaker 1: she came back, she told me that she at least

1525
01:18:50,600 --> 01:18:57,200
Speaker 1: hooked up with three or four guys. My mom just

1526
01:18:57,320 --> 01:19:02,599
Speaker 1: turned seventies. Mom, I know, it's like right after her

1527
01:19:02,640 --> 01:19:04,920
Speaker 1: and my dad got divorced. And I was like, oh

1528
01:19:05,040 --> 01:19:07,240
Speaker 1: my god, like I used to work there. I don't

1529
01:19:07,240 --> 01:19:09,280
Speaker 1: even want to know who you hooked up with, Like,

1530
01:19:09,640 --> 01:19:14,640
Speaker 1: it's just your mom was rebounding hard. Look, first of all,

1531
01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:17,800
Speaker 1: we've we've got to say hey, I well, I have

1532
01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:19,960
Speaker 1: to say, hey, I think it's fabulous that you know,

1533
01:19:20,520 --> 01:19:22,719
Speaker 1: as you're getting older, as they're getting older, they're still

1534
01:19:23,320 --> 01:19:26,280
Speaker 1: actively into each other and having sex and having fun.

1535
01:19:26,640 --> 01:19:29,920
Speaker 1: The problem is is STD rates are high and they

1536
01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:34,200
Speaker 1: haven't learned that thing about you know, safety yet. Yeah. No,

1537
01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:36,919
Speaker 1: they think because they're old and they can't get pregnant,

1538
01:19:37,120 --> 01:19:39,680
Speaker 1: that they could just do whatever they want. But a

1539
01:19:39,800 --> 01:19:42,479
Speaker 1: lot of the cases at the hospital, um, it's because

1540
01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:46,599
Speaker 1: of AIDS and STDs and wow, yeah, that's all right, Jill,

1541
01:19:46,640 --> 01:19:49,080
Speaker 1: thank you, thanks for calling us, and then for a week.

1542
01:19:49,640 --> 01:19:58,880
Speaker 1: Thank you, h scary can you do off? Hi? Laura? Hi? Now,

1543
01:19:59,040 --> 01:20:02,720
Speaker 1: Laura used to live in the villages. But were you

1544
01:20:02,760 --> 01:20:04,360
Speaker 1: old enough to live there? Or can you live there

1545
01:20:04,360 --> 01:20:07,960
Speaker 1: if you're younger? No, Actually they have a place car.

1546
01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:11,360
Speaker 1: They have Village the Villages High School, so I went

1547
01:20:11,479 --> 01:20:14,120
Speaker 1: to for people like Greg t who just can't move

1548
01:20:14,160 --> 01:20:18,080
Speaker 1: to the next rade. That's right. Yeah, no, No. I

1549
01:20:18,160 --> 01:20:19,760
Speaker 1: lived there until I was eighteen, and then I ran

1550
01:20:19,800 --> 01:20:22,560
Speaker 1: away as fast as possible because you all knew that

1551
01:20:22,840 --> 01:20:25,120
Speaker 1: it was so creepy that our grandparents were hooking up

1552
01:20:25,160 --> 01:20:28,799
Speaker 1: with each other and they would have the Winters parties

1553
01:20:28,920 --> 01:20:32,040
Speaker 1: all the time. Uh, And we all knew and it

1554
01:20:32,120 --> 01:20:33,519
Speaker 1: was just so creepy when we would go to like

1555
01:20:33,720 --> 01:20:35,680
Speaker 1: church or something and they would say, oh, it's just

1556
01:20:35,840 --> 01:20:38,519
Speaker 1: so great to have these young kids around, and you're like,

1557
01:20:38,880 --> 01:20:41,240
Speaker 1: I don't say that because like so, but Laura, at

1558
01:20:41,240 --> 01:20:42,760
Speaker 1: the end of the day, at the end of the day,

1559
01:20:42,800 --> 01:20:45,160
Speaker 1: and I correct me if I'm wrong, they were having

1560
01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:49,080
Speaker 1: more sex than you, Oh, one hundred percent. I think

1561
01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:51,920
Speaker 1: I started yesterday, like I'm twenty four. Like no, no,

1562
01:20:52,160 --> 01:20:55,280
Speaker 1: like they're they're definitely going to town on each other

1563
01:20:55,479 --> 01:21:03,760
Speaker 1: like hard, and like the West part, Like my my

1564
01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:06,160
Speaker 1: good friend she used to hurt her neighbor and used

1565
01:21:06,160 --> 01:21:09,560
Speaker 1: to have these parties all the time. So like she,

1566
01:21:10,320 --> 01:21:12,400
Speaker 1: it's hard because like we have these young people living there,

1567
01:21:12,439 --> 01:21:15,040
Speaker 1: but then it's mostly old people. And then you and

1568
01:21:15,400 --> 01:21:17,320
Speaker 1: the girl that called about the golf carts is right,

1569
01:21:17,320 --> 01:21:18,599
Speaker 1: because I used to be like, oh my god, you're

1570
01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:21,400
Speaker 1: golf carts so cool. Now it's a car. That's how

1571
01:21:21,479 --> 01:21:23,720
Speaker 1: I got around. Yeah, Like they would correcting me all

1572
01:21:23,760 --> 01:21:27,240
Speaker 1: the time, and they were so decked out, Like Laura, Laura,

1573
01:21:27,280 --> 01:21:29,559
Speaker 1: did you ever did you ever notice that secret language

1574
01:21:29,560 --> 01:21:31,519
Speaker 1: they used to be picked up, Like the women were

1575
01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:33,559
Speaker 1: gold shoes if they were horning, and the guys would

1576
01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:37,080
Speaker 1: leave their shoe tags out. You know, I never heard

1577
01:21:37,120 --> 01:21:39,600
Speaker 1: of it. I obviously did see gold shoes before I

1578
01:21:39,680 --> 01:21:43,600
Speaker 1: remember saw them, but like I did know that, like

1579
01:21:43,720 --> 01:21:46,120
Speaker 1: sometimes they would use like some sort of secret coat

1580
01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:49,840
Speaker 1: on their golf cars, like I don't know what that's

1581
01:21:49,880 --> 01:21:52,080
Speaker 1: what Froggy was saying. Froggy was saying that they put

1582
01:21:52,080 --> 01:21:54,400
Speaker 1: a luf of sponge on the back, which is very absorbable.

1583
01:21:57,680 --> 01:21:59,920
Speaker 1: It was I mean it's cross, it's gross, but hey,

1584
01:22:00,160 --> 01:22:02,360
Speaker 1: they're some of the happiest people I've ever met in

1585
01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:14,800
Speaker 1: their lives thereand it wouldn't even be like, well, thank you, Laura,

1586
01:22:14,840 --> 01:22:16,479
Speaker 1: thank you very much. I love the inside, have a

1587
01:22:16,479 --> 01:22:18,760
Speaker 1: beautiful day. Thanks for listening to us. I don't think,

1588
01:22:19,400 --> 01:22:24,200
Speaker 1: by the way, thank you. At least at the villages

1589
01:22:24,240 --> 01:22:28,760
Speaker 1: all your dates will die of natural causes. Thank you, Laura.

1590
01:22:29,120 --> 01:22:34,960
Speaker 1: Thank you. That was rude of me. I'm so sorry. Hey,

1591
01:22:35,040 --> 01:22:37,680
Speaker 1: you know what, um, speaking of these signs they use,

1592
01:22:38,080 --> 01:22:42,639
Speaker 1: this isn't just for the villages and the older crowd. Uh, courtney.

1593
01:22:42,720 --> 01:22:45,920
Speaker 1: Is this Courtney? So you have a bar in your

1594
01:22:45,960 --> 01:22:49,640
Speaker 1: town that hosts swinger knights, right, and you actually have

1595
01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:54,280
Speaker 1: different signs that you show to tell people what you

1596
01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:57,360
Speaker 1: expect from them, right, Like, give me an example. So

1597
01:22:57,600 --> 01:23:01,080
Speaker 1: at least Tuesday nights, this far night. So anybody that

1598
01:23:01,160 --> 01:23:03,960
Speaker 1: has a band aid on their ring finger, that's the

1599
01:23:04,040 --> 01:23:07,800
Speaker 1: fun that they know, and write this down band aid

1600
01:23:07,840 --> 01:23:13,800
Speaker 1: on the right finger, I'm here to swing. Yeah. Imagine

1601
01:23:13,880 --> 01:23:16,040
Speaker 1: they meet at the bar and anybody with a band

1602
01:23:16,080 --> 01:23:18,960
Speaker 1: aid on their ring finger just mingles with each other

1603
01:23:19,080 --> 01:23:24,400
Speaker 1: and go home with each other. Hot. We live in

1604
01:23:24,400 --> 01:23:26,680
Speaker 1: a very small town too, So it's so strange that

1605
01:23:26,760 --> 01:23:29,920
Speaker 1: like it's happening in our little town. But they're enough

1606
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:34,920
Speaker 1: every Tuesday nights, they're there. There, you have it. Start,

1607
01:23:34,960 --> 01:23:37,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start this band aid thing. Questions. Yes, I

1608
01:23:37,400 --> 01:23:39,320
Speaker 1: have a question. Well, I have a question, like going

1609
01:23:39,439 --> 01:23:42,719
Speaker 1: back to this village, like if they're having a swingers party,

1610
01:23:42,760 --> 01:23:44,640
Speaker 1: do they all just put their medic alert bracelets in

1611
01:23:44,680 --> 01:23:48,640
Speaker 1: the bowl instead of the keys? It could be this

1612
01:23:48,720 --> 01:23:52,000
Speaker 1: is an actual question. I would like an answer. Let Brody, No,

1613
01:23:52,120 --> 01:23:53,760
Speaker 1: we'll look into that. Okay. Hey, what if I have

1614
01:23:53,840 --> 01:23:55,640
Speaker 1: an actual cut on my finger and I have a

1615
01:23:55,720 --> 01:24:03,360
Speaker 1: band aid and I go to the this is it?

1616
01:24:03,439 --> 01:24:08,080
Speaker 1: What you think? I really cut my finger? All right, Courtney,

1617
01:24:08,120 --> 01:24:12,720
Speaker 1: thank you very much. I appreciate you listening. Love, thank you. Yeah,

1618
01:24:12,760 --> 01:24:16,120
Speaker 1: it is weird that they have these signs Elvis. I

1619
01:24:16,200 --> 01:24:20,439
Speaker 1: know people they throw traffic light parties at bars. Red

1620
01:24:20,520 --> 01:24:22,519
Speaker 1: light right, yes, so we're green if you're good to

1621
01:24:22,600 --> 01:24:26,200
Speaker 1: go where red? If I'm taken and we're yellow if

1622
01:24:26,680 --> 01:24:29,519
Speaker 1: I don't know, anything could happen right now? Complicated. I

1623
01:24:29,560 --> 01:24:32,840
Speaker 1: don't look good and yellow. Yeah I'm not a yellow girl. Hey, Nate,

1624
01:24:32,880 --> 01:24:34,320
Speaker 1: what is this thing you just sent me. I can't

1625
01:24:34,360 --> 01:24:36,360
Speaker 1: read it. Somebody just texted in. They said, if you're

1626
01:24:36,360 --> 01:24:38,880
Speaker 1: walking around the grocery store with a pineapple on top

1627
01:24:38,920 --> 01:24:40,559
Speaker 1: of your cart, it means you're looking for a one

1628
01:24:40,680 --> 01:24:46,559
Speaker 1: night stand. Yeah, a pineapple, like like a straight up

1629
01:24:46,640 --> 01:24:48,960
Speaker 1: pineapple on the top of your cart. You're looking for

1630
01:24:49,080 --> 01:24:50,640
Speaker 1: one night What do you mean, like like in the

1631
01:24:50,720 --> 01:24:53,320
Speaker 1: seat where the kid goes. I don't know, I'll call

1632
01:24:53,360 --> 01:24:59,680
Speaker 1: her back. Pineapples have that connotation. I read this. They do, yes, Yeah,

1633
01:25:00,120 --> 01:25:05,840
Speaker 1: pineapples mean welcome and they do good things for your body. Yeah,

1634
01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:11,320
Speaker 1: there's the taste. All right. Let's get into sound. Hey, Garretty,

1635
01:25:11,360 --> 01:25:13,479
Speaker 1: good morning. All right, Garrett, you're a good American. Which

1636
01:25:13,520 --> 01:25:14,760
Speaker 1: sound do you have? All right, let's start with this.

1637
01:25:14,840 --> 01:25:17,519
Speaker 1: Cia is on Sesame Street and she's singing a song

1638
01:25:17,600 --> 01:25:32,679
Speaker 1: about singing songs abouts. Don't we love Sesame Street. It's

1639
01:25:32,760 --> 01:25:35,200
Speaker 1: just such a fine, fine show. And because they have

1640
01:25:35,800 --> 01:25:37,559
Speaker 1: we love I mean even more. All right, let's talk

1641
01:25:37,560 --> 01:25:41,559
Speaker 1: about dumb tourist things. So guy decided to start dancing

1642
01:25:41,720 --> 01:25:44,280
Speaker 1: in front of the Queen's guardsmen outside of the palace,

1643
01:25:44,880 --> 01:25:47,920
Speaker 1: and guess what happens. The guardsmen, who normally don't speak

1644
01:25:47,960 --> 01:25:50,240
Speaker 1: at all. I guess was having a bad day decided

1645
01:25:50,280 --> 01:25:52,960
Speaker 1: to yell at this tourist, you're not supposed to do that?

1646
01:25:53,760 --> 01:26:08,840
Speaker 1: Whoa away at all? The video is up at Elvis

1647
01:26:08,880 --> 01:26:10,920
Speaker 1: Duran dot com right now. Yeah, they're not supposed to talk.

1648
01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:14,439
Speaker 1: I mean wow, okay, all right, So someone decided to

1649
01:26:14,600 --> 01:26:17,080
Speaker 1: finally sit down, listen to missy Elliot's work it and

1650
01:26:17,160 --> 01:26:19,320
Speaker 1: try to figure out what she was saying when the

1651
01:26:19,479 --> 01:26:23,120
Speaker 1: song was like jumbled. So here's missy Elliot's work it

1652
01:26:24,080 --> 01:26:28,200
Speaker 1: is the word let me work it of this part right?

1653
01:26:28,240 --> 01:26:35,080
Speaker 1: Here is your your reverse it? Anybody know what what

1654
01:26:35,240 --> 01:26:38,280
Speaker 1: she's saying now? So someone figured out that what she's

1655
01:26:38,280 --> 01:26:42,479
Speaker 1: saying is what she said before. She uh, she flipped

1656
01:26:42,520 --> 01:26:44,640
Speaker 1: it and reversed it. That's all she did. So she

1657
01:26:44,720 --> 01:26:47,240
Speaker 1: said the same words she's doing as she said she

1658
01:26:47,360 --> 01:26:52,680
Speaker 1: was doing exactly. So here's the example. The mid of

1659
01:26:52,760 --> 01:27:00,640
Speaker 1: reverses is your mo in lid remerses there it is

1660
01:27:00,760 --> 01:27:04,479
Speaker 1: okay perfect, you know. Yeah, it took almost ten years

1661
01:27:04,560 --> 01:27:07,160
Speaker 1: to figure that out, So thank you Internet. All right,

1662
01:27:07,200 --> 01:27:10,759
Speaker 1: So this next talent could only be showed in two places,

1663
01:27:10,800 --> 01:27:13,360
Speaker 1: either America's Got Talent or YouTube. So I found this

1664
01:27:13,439 --> 01:27:16,599
Speaker 1: on YouTube. It's the Bottle Boys doing a very popular

1665
01:27:16,680 --> 01:27:27,240
Speaker 1: song trying to figure it out. Beat It. Yes, that

1666
01:27:27,360 --> 01:27:34,920
Speaker 1: is Michael Jackson's Beat It on Bottles very talented? Is

1667
01:27:34,960 --> 01:27:41,000
Speaker 1: that video up to it? Will be? Yes? Perfect? All right? Cool?

1668
01:27:41,640 --> 01:27:43,839
Speaker 1: And that is Oh that's it. You're a good American.

1669
01:27:44,920 --> 01:27:48,639
Speaker 1: I gotta go find a pineapple. Well okay, So once again,

1670
01:27:48,960 --> 01:27:51,320
Speaker 1: the person who sent a text said, if you were

1671
01:27:51,360 --> 01:27:53,280
Speaker 1: at the supermarket and you put a pineapple in the

1672
01:27:53,360 --> 01:27:55,800
Speaker 1: top of your cart, that means you're horny and want

1673
01:27:55,800 --> 01:27:57,720
Speaker 1: to have sex. What if you put like ten of

1674
01:27:57,760 --> 01:27:59,280
Speaker 1: them in there? I mean, you're really want to get

1675
01:27:59,320 --> 01:28:01,160
Speaker 1: it on. I would be like, oh, this isn't what

1676
01:28:01,240 --> 01:28:03,439
Speaker 1: you think. I just want to do an upside down cake.

1677
01:28:05,400 --> 01:28:08,000
Speaker 1: But I don't know. We're looking into that. But more

1678
01:28:08,080 --> 01:28:12,000
Speaker 1: people are calling about the villages that horny uh, that

1679
01:28:12,200 --> 01:28:16,760
Speaker 1: horny Senior citizen community in Florida. Allison is very upset

1680
01:28:16,800 --> 01:28:19,840
Speaker 1: about this conversation. Why are you freaking out? Allison? Oh

1681
01:28:19,920 --> 01:28:28,439
Speaker 1: my gosh, so my grandma lives in the villages. Mind blown,

1682
01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:34,200
Speaker 1: So your grandma. You know what you should do is Allison,

1683
01:28:34,280 --> 01:28:36,479
Speaker 1: call your grandmother and say hello, I know you live

1684
01:28:36,520 --> 01:28:39,320
Speaker 1: with the villages. Now. But if you wear your gold shoes,

1685
01:28:39,400 --> 01:28:41,719
Speaker 1: that means you're out to pick up the guy's grandma.

1686
01:28:41,800 --> 01:28:46,400
Speaker 1: And see what she says. I'm going to ask, all right,

1687
01:28:47,240 --> 01:28:48,840
Speaker 1: don't freak out till you ask her. She may not

1688
01:28:48,960 --> 01:28:54,320
Speaker 1: know yet. It's a little it's a little bit. I

1689
01:28:54,360 --> 01:28:56,559
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know. I'm sorry about it. I'm sorry.

1690
01:28:56,640 --> 01:28:58,600
Speaker 1: Sometimes we get a little too close to reality on

1691
01:28:58,680 --> 01:29:01,280
Speaker 1: this show. Thank you, Alison, thanks for listening to us. Oh,

1692
01:29:01,479 --> 01:29:04,799
Speaker 1: we have more news about the pineapple. Yes, Nate, Yeah, Jennifer.

1693
01:29:05,680 --> 01:29:10,080
Speaker 1: Where is she? Hi? Jennifer, Hi, Hi, Jennifer, tell us

1694
01:29:10,160 --> 01:29:12,599
Speaker 1: more about this pineapple in your cart at the grocery store.

1695
01:29:13,320 --> 01:29:16,240
Speaker 1: I actually didn't know. It was actually my ex husband

1696
01:29:16,320 --> 01:29:19,960
Speaker 1: that told me, because he's a landscaper in the area.

1697
01:29:20,040 --> 01:29:22,160
Speaker 1: He told me that if you put a pineapple on

1698
01:29:22,240 --> 01:29:25,720
Speaker 1: the top of your car at the local Acme or Swinger. Now.

1699
01:29:25,760 --> 01:29:27,560
Speaker 1: I also heard someone else said you need to have

1700
01:29:27,680 --> 01:29:31,320
Speaker 1: an upside down if you're I don't know. I didn't

1701
01:29:31,360 --> 01:29:33,640
Speaker 1: go that far because I'm not putting a pineapple in

1702
01:29:33,720 --> 01:29:36,559
Speaker 1: my car. But is that why he's your ex husband?

1703
01:29:36,600 --> 01:29:39,960
Speaker 1: He kept shopping for pineapples. I don't know, but he

1704
01:29:40,120 --> 01:29:42,000
Speaker 1: heard and he wanted to tell me, So I didn't

1705
01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:46,800
Speaker 1: put a pineapple in my car? Ma, do you mind

1706
01:29:46,840 --> 01:29:49,840
Speaker 1: if I put a pineapple? And this article says not

1707
01:29:49,960 --> 01:29:51,640
Speaker 1: only that, but if you put a pineapple on your

1708
01:29:51,720 --> 01:29:54,439
Speaker 1: front porch like a jackal lantern, it means that you're

1709
01:29:54,439 --> 01:29:57,240
Speaker 1: into such activities at your place right then and there

1710
01:29:58,800 --> 01:30:04,920
Speaker 1: around colonial times. And he's welcome. Hello, So on your

1711
01:30:04,960 --> 01:30:07,320
Speaker 1: porch is a pineapple? Does that mean you're ready to

1712
01:30:07,640 --> 01:30:11,599
Speaker 1: DTF all the time? I don't know, dude, It makes

1713
01:30:11,640 --> 01:30:15,680
Speaker 1: sense that it means welcome, Elvin, welcome if you put

1714
01:30:15,760 --> 01:30:19,080
Speaker 1: it in your pants. All right, thank you very much,

1715
01:30:19,400 --> 01:30:22,120
Speaker 1: Thank you much. Clarify. Alright, we gotta take a break.

1716
01:30:22,160 --> 01:30:24,519
Speaker 1: I think we probably thank you. We'll be back right

1717
01:30:24,560 --> 01:30:36,120
Speaker 1: after this. Zero in the Morning show. This is Elvis

1718
01:30:36,240 --> 01:30:39,680
Speaker 1: Durand in the Morning Show. Yeah, you want to talk

1719
01:30:39,680 --> 01:30:43,920
Speaker 1: about a couple of heroes. Sure. So twenty eight year

1720
01:30:43,920 --> 01:30:47,240
Speaker 1: old marine veteran here in New York lost both legs

1721
01:30:47,320 --> 01:30:50,519
Speaker 1: from the knee down in Afghanistan back in but he

1722
01:30:50,760 --> 01:30:54,080
Speaker 1: just graduated from a police academy out on Long Island

1723
01:30:54,160 --> 01:30:56,719
Speaker 1: last Friday. He looks it looks like he's the first

1724
01:30:56,880 --> 01:31:00,719
Speaker 1: double amputee to ever be a full time active duty cop.

1725
01:31:01,360 --> 01:31:06,000
Speaker 1: His name is Matthias Ferrara and h he's a total badass.

1726
01:31:07,160 --> 01:31:10,080
Speaker 1: He uses two titanium prosthetics to get around and recently

1727
01:31:10,120 --> 01:31:13,680
Speaker 1: started looking into being a cop and everyone told him

1728
01:31:13,680 --> 01:31:16,400
Speaker 1: it was impossible and he didn't listen to anyone. What

1729
01:31:17,400 --> 01:31:22,640
Speaker 1: fantastic story. That's amazing. He says. It wouldn't have been

1730
01:31:22,680 --> 01:31:24,680
Speaker 1: fair to the other trainees if he hadn't, if he

1731
01:31:24,920 --> 01:31:28,120
Speaker 1: didn't have to do everything they did, and he wouldn't

1732
01:31:28,120 --> 01:31:29,720
Speaker 1: have felt like he really earned it. But he did.

1733
01:31:29,800 --> 01:31:32,519
Speaker 1: He's been around seven months in the program, made history Friday.

1734
01:31:32,840 --> 01:31:36,200
Speaker 1: He graduated as the president of the class. Will be

1735
01:31:36,200 --> 01:31:38,960
Speaker 1: a full time active duty cop. So we salute you

1736
01:31:39,040 --> 01:31:44,639
Speaker 1: and we thank you. Uh, Matias Ferrara, that's incredible. Another

1737
01:31:44,720 --> 01:31:49,960
Speaker 1: hero story, a California firefighter was caught on camera using

1738
01:31:50,080 --> 01:31:55,000
Speaker 1: mouth to snout resuscitation reviving a dog that inhaled too

1739
01:31:55,080 --> 01:31:58,680
Speaker 1: much smoke in an apartment building. Fire. Santa Monica Fire

1740
01:31:58,720 --> 01:32:02,320
Speaker 1: Department responded to a fire Tuesday an apartment building where

1741
01:32:02,360 --> 01:32:07,519
Speaker 1: fire was in one unity. They contain the flames, but

1742
01:32:08,080 --> 01:32:11,960
Speaker 1: the little dog was not responsive. I'm not responding, so

1743
01:32:12,160 --> 01:32:14,120
Speaker 1: he grabbed the dog he knew what he had to do,

1744
01:32:14,680 --> 01:32:19,000
Speaker 1: a ten year old Bijon Freeze Shitsue mix named Nalu.

1745
01:32:19,880 --> 01:32:22,639
Speaker 1: He immediately started performing CPR on the pet without thinking

1746
01:32:22,680 --> 01:32:25,680
Speaker 1: about it. Uh, perform rescue breaths on the canine for

1747
01:32:25,760 --> 01:32:28,839
Speaker 1: twenty minutes until the dog was finally able to breathe.

1748
01:32:29,920 --> 01:32:32,320
Speaker 1: I love that story so much. I love you know,

1749
01:32:32,400 --> 01:32:34,360
Speaker 1: I love both of these stories. Of course they're so different.

1750
01:32:34,400 --> 01:32:37,320
Speaker 1: We're talking about human beings, we're talking about animals, but

1751
01:32:37,439 --> 01:32:40,080
Speaker 1: we're also talking about a human being saving an animal.

1752
01:32:40,120 --> 01:32:43,040
Speaker 1: You know, I just I love hero stories. Yeah. Uh,

1753
01:32:43,200 --> 01:32:47,439
Speaker 1: let's see what else is going on. Great tea, Great tea.

1754
01:32:47,479 --> 01:32:50,920
Speaker 1: You know, you know we love our monthly visit from

1755
01:32:50,960 --> 01:32:54,600
Speaker 1: our friends Rob Vices. Love it. Okay, I don't know

1756
01:32:54,600 --> 01:32:56,080
Speaker 1: if you've heard us talking about it before, but the

1757
01:32:56,200 --> 01:33:00,160
Speaker 1: monthly Rob Vices shipment for all of us, Guy and

1758
01:33:00,200 --> 01:33:01,479
Speaker 1: I bought it for all the guys on the show

1759
01:33:01,520 --> 01:33:05,120
Speaker 1: and the women's steel mine all the time. Uh. This

1760
01:33:05,640 --> 01:33:09,960
Speaker 1: last shipment was all about spice yea every month like scary.

1761
01:33:10,000 --> 01:33:12,080
Speaker 1: What are some of the spicy things in the Vices

1762
01:33:12,160 --> 01:33:14,320
Speaker 1: of for this past month? They have this dark chocolate

1763
01:33:14,400 --> 01:33:17,080
Speaker 1: bark with this crushed chili's in it, which gives you

1764
01:33:17,160 --> 01:33:20,920
Speaker 1: this awesome sensation the crushed an entire country. Yeah, pretty much.

1765
01:33:21,120 --> 01:33:23,880
Speaker 1: There's ye that's firebark, it's called there's also some hot

1766
01:33:23,960 --> 01:33:27,400
Speaker 1: sauces in there, so yeah, and the hallepeeno. Then they

1767
01:33:27,439 --> 01:33:31,519
Speaker 1: give you these Chile's in a can and then she's

1768
01:33:31,640 --> 01:33:38,400
Speaker 1: cheesy poofs. Hello, che Hello, it's chili chili chi. The

1769
01:33:38,479 --> 01:33:43,040
Speaker 1: country is Chile. The thing is chili chili, right, Okay.

1770
01:33:43,160 --> 01:33:46,360
Speaker 1: The cheesy puffs they look like these cheese doodles. Eat

1771
01:33:46,400 --> 01:33:54,799
Speaker 1: one spice. Okay, so you've proven my point. The okay, Danielle, Danielle,

1772
01:33:55,320 --> 01:33:57,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you gotta love heat. Are you okay?

1773
01:33:58,360 --> 01:34:01,759
Speaker 1: I love Danielle? Are you okay? I think so? Okay.

1774
01:34:02,479 --> 01:34:05,240
Speaker 1: So anyway, the point is robed vices. This past month,

1775
01:34:05,400 --> 01:34:08,519
Speaker 1: the I think we've proven beyond the shadow of a doubt.

1776
01:34:08,640 --> 01:34:12,559
Speaker 1: The the the theme was spice. So you know, Greg

1777
01:34:12,960 --> 01:34:16,360
Speaker 1: great Tea cannot tolerate anything spicy. As a matter of fact,

1778
01:34:16,920 --> 01:34:20,840
Speaker 1: Greg Tea believes ketchup is spicy. It's just right now,

1779
01:34:20,840 --> 01:34:24,240
Speaker 1: I'm being totally serious. You think I mean it burned it,

1780
01:34:24,400 --> 01:34:27,000
Speaker 1: It burns your tongue. Red peppers and all kinds of

1781
01:34:27,080 --> 01:34:29,400
Speaker 1: little additives. You know, the sea I don't. There's no

1782
01:34:29,640 --> 01:34:32,680
Speaker 1: there's no need for it. I mean no need for it,

1783
01:34:33,240 --> 01:34:35,320
Speaker 1: like even like the buffalo wings and stuff like that's

1784
01:34:35,360 --> 01:34:37,120
Speaker 1: too hot for me. You know, I should have brought

1785
01:34:37,200 --> 01:34:40,400
Speaker 1: my seven year old in because he will eat ghost

1786
01:34:40,439 --> 01:34:44,040
Speaker 1: peppers right out of the Ball's good for him. So anyway,

1787
01:34:44,560 --> 01:34:48,400
Speaker 1: Greg Tea, I think I've found something that you will

1788
01:34:48,400 --> 01:34:53,160
Speaker 1: actually enjoy even though it's it's labeled spicy. This was

1789
01:34:53,240 --> 01:34:56,559
Speaker 1: in the last month Rob Vice's shipment by the I'm

1790
01:34:56,560 --> 01:34:58,160
Speaker 1: gonna tell you how to save money on rob vices

1791
01:34:58,240 --> 01:35:00,200
Speaker 1: if you want to ship these out to your friends

1792
01:35:00,240 --> 01:35:02,200
Speaker 1: or to yourself. I love I love it all right,

1793
01:35:02,240 --> 01:35:04,320
Speaker 1: so open it up. Read the label. Okay, So when

1794
01:35:04,360 --> 01:35:07,880
Speaker 1: you open it up, you unvalid And look how beautiful

1795
01:35:08,080 --> 01:35:10,840
Speaker 1: everything is nicely displayed. And here it comes. I pull

1796
01:35:10,880 --> 01:35:13,120
Speaker 1: it out, and I think what you want me to grab?

1797
01:35:13,280 --> 01:35:17,200
Speaker 1: Here is this one that says ghost peppers from Melissa.

1798
01:35:17,600 --> 01:35:21,360
Speaker 1: Oh no, it has a skull and crossbones on it

1799
01:35:21,920 --> 01:35:23,760
Speaker 1: could go wrong? What could go wrong? It is a

1800
01:35:23,800 --> 01:35:26,599
Speaker 1: skull and cross pa, Come on, it's advertising. You're trying

1801
01:35:26,600 --> 01:35:28,240
Speaker 1: to scare you. And they're like, oh, don't you think?

1802
01:35:30,880 --> 01:35:32,960
Speaker 1: So I said, I said, come on, come on, how

1803
01:35:33,120 --> 01:35:35,360
Speaker 1: possibly how hot can it possibly be? You know what

1804
01:35:35,360 --> 01:35:37,640
Speaker 1: I mean? It's richdiculous. Yeah, what could go wrong? So,

1805
01:35:37,960 --> 01:35:39,680
Speaker 1: I mean, and they would never put this in your

1806
01:35:39,760 --> 01:35:43,479
Speaker 1: robs your rob Vices shipment because you trust them with

1807
01:35:43,560 --> 01:35:46,080
Speaker 1: your line. And look at the brand name, Melissa's, I mean,

1808
01:35:46,200 --> 01:35:52,160
Speaker 1: with a woman's name on it. Come on kidding me right?

1809
01:35:53,920 --> 01:35:56,320
Speaker 1: So I figured, you know, let me dress it up

1810
01:35:56,360 --> 01:35:59,080
Speaker 1: for the part. So I got my hot chili pants on,

1811
01:35:59,360 --> 01:36:01,800
Speaker 1: I got my some barrow one and I am working

1812
01:36:01,840 --> 01:36:08,040
Speaker 1: it almost ready to go. So it does say that

1813
01:36:08,080 --> 01:36:11,120
Speaker 1: ghost peppers are one of the hottest pepper ever to

1814
01:36:11,200 --> 01:36:13,240
Speaker 1: be eaten, doesn't It doesn't. It does say this. I

1815
01:36:13,320 --> 01:36:15,080
Speaker 1: have a little piece of paper that talks about it.

1816
01:36:16,479 --> 01:36:18,679
Speaker 1: The hottest peppers, one of the hottest peppers in the world.

1817
01:36:18,760 --> 01:36:21,759
Speaker 1: It says, please handle with care. Ghost peppers are possibly

1818
01:36:21,800 --> 01:36:23,840
Speaker 1: the most famous of what we call the super hot.

1819
01:36:24,960 --> 01:36:28,040
Speaker 1: Always wear gloves when handling hot chilies like the ghost pepper.

1820
01:36:28,439 --> 01:36:30,000
Speaker 1: Do you have your gloves or do you think that's

1821
01:36:30,080 --> 01:36:34,080
Speaker 1: just child's play? Child's play? Nobody who would send you

1822
01:36:34,280 --> 01:36:36,479
Speaker 1: something that's gonna be that hot? This is all like

1823
01:36:36,640 --> 01:36:40,000
Speaker 1: for you know, and they want you do you do

1824
01:36:40,160 --> 01:36:43,000
Speaker 1: you have some sort of dairy product close by? Because

1825
01:36:43,240 --> 01:36:45,519
Speaker 1: you know it's not ice or water that will get

1826
01:36:45,600 --> 01:36:48,559
Speaker 1: that heat out of your mouth fast enough. It's actually

1827
01:36:49,080 --> 01:36:51,880
Speaker 1: dairy product. You know that, right? Well that's what yogurt.

1828
01:36:52,040 --> 01:36:53,479
Speaker 1: And people here in the radio stays you keep on

1829
01:36:53,560 --> 01:36:57,280
Speaker 1: saying you can't drink water, You gotta drink milk. Do

1830
01:36:57,400 --> 01:37:00,960
Speaker 1: we have any milk? Anyone? They gave me this thing

1831
01:37:01,040 --> 01:37:04,880
Speaker 1: called f pro go, some kind of a it's a camera.

1832
01:37:05,280 --> 01:37:11,040
Speaker 1: That's a camera, it's a it's a protein. Okay, so

1833
01:37:11,120 --> 01:37:12,960
Speaker 1: it has milk? Okay, So Darius, what you need? All right?

1834
01:37:13,000 --> 01:37:14,519
Speaker 1: Turn the music down. Let's let's get go in here.

1835
01:37:14,880 --> 01:37:18,240
Speaker 1: So open open up the Ghost Peppers by Melissa Buy Melissa.

1836
01:37:18,320 --> 01:37:20,320
Speaker 1: So what could go wrong? Right? The skull cross Bones.

1837
01:37:20,400 --> 01:37:23,120
Speaker 1: It looks like it's a very nice snack for the kids.

1838
01:37:23,280 --> 01:37:26,240
Speaker 1: And this little jar, but there's no bigger than like

1839
01:37:26,320 --> 01:37:28,320
Speaker 1: an inch and a half high or like an inch

1840
01:37:28,560 --> 01:37:31,760
Speaker 1: in diameter. It's nothing. I'm gonna tell you right now,

1841
01:37:32,600 --> 01:37:35,800
Speaker 1: you're about to burn your freaking head off. It's going

1842
01:37:35,920 --> 01:37:39,760
Speaker 1: to burn as hot af I'm serious, You're gonna you're

1843
01:37:39,800 --> 01:37:42,080
Speaker 1: gonna regret this. I have a feeling that the rest

1844
01:37:42,160 --> 01:37:44,720
Speaker 1: of the day, maybe the week, your taste buds will

1845
01:37:44,720 --> 01:37:47,000
Speaker 1: be totally off and it'll be very weird for you

1846
01:37:47,080 --> 01:37:50,760
Speaker 1: to eat high. The reason why I'm warning you now

1847
01:37:50,880 --> 01:37:52,800
Speaker 1: is because we're gonna get yelled at for making you

1848
01:37:52,920 --> 01:37:55,599
Speaker 1: do this. Do we all agree? None of us asked

1849
01:37:55,640 --> 01:37:57,240
Speaker 1: you or made you do it. As a matter of fact,

1850
01:37:57,280 --> 01:38:00,519
Speaker 1: we talked. Try to talk to you out, okay. I

1851
01:38:00,560 --> 01:38:02,800
Speaker 1: mean if you do not careful, if you do not

1852
01:38:02,960 --> 01:38:05,120
Speaker 1: want to do this, you can back out now, alright.

1853
01:38:05,560 --> 01:38:07,080
Speaker 1: You have one chance to back up. Why do you

1854
01:38:07,120 --> 01:38:09,519
Speaker 1: smell it first? No, no, no, no, don't do that.

1855
01:38:10,200 --> 01:38:12,560
Speaker 1: It is this. Are you gonna eat it or not?

1856
01:38:13,200 --> 01:38:15,040
Speaker 1: Are you gonna eat it or not? I'm gonna eat

1857
01:38:15,080 --> 01:38:18,439
Speaker 1: one of these preppers? Is that your final answer? Why

1858
01:38:18,439 --> 01:38:21,120
Speaker 1: are you trying to scare me? Because I want because

1859
01:38:21,200 --> 01:38:23,479
Speaker 1: people yelled at us for abusing you, I want everyone

1860
01:38:23,560 --> 01:38:25,920
Speaker 1: to know that we did. Okay, before you tell you,

1861
01:38:26,040 --> 01:38:28,599
Speaker 1: let pick up line three for me, scary. I want

1862
01:38:28,640 --> 01:38:30,200
Speaker 1: you to know that we're saying you don't have to

1863
01:38:30,240 --> 01:38:31,680
Speaker 1: do this. I don't want to be blamed for this. Hi,

1864
01:38:31,920 --> 01:38:36,439
Speaker 1: Eric Hell, good morning, Hello lady. Hello lady. So Eric's

1865
01:38:36,520 --> 01:38:39,560
Speaker 1: friend went into labor after eating this chili pepper. And

1866
01:38:39,640 --> 01:38:41,800
Speaker 1: the funny thing is is his friend is a guy.

1867
01:38:42,160 --> 01:38:45,599
Speaker 1: Who is that? Am I getting this? Am I getting

1868
01:38:45,640 --> 01:38:49,880
Speaker 1: the facts right here? Eric? What happened that last one? Alright?

1869
01:38:50,160 --> 01:38:53,880
Speaker 1: But yes, I had a homegirl who she was about too,

1870
01:38:54,000 --> 01:38:57,679
Speaker 1: and we've all always been spicy, and we just herb

1871
01:38:58,200 --> 01:39:01,839
Speaker 1: made a like pepper burgers. It he made pepper burgers

1872
01:39:02,439 --> 01:39:05,160
Speaker 1: and she ate one of those and went in the

1873
01:39:05,280 --> 01:39:09,840
Speaker 1: labor like an hour later. Wow, thank you, Eric, thank you.

1874
01:39:09,960 --> 01:39:13,280
Speaker 1: Just this will push the baby out, Thank you, Eric.

1875
01:39:13,320 --> 01:39:15,880
Speaker 1: Thanks Think it's one of those things like everybody has

1876
01:39:15,960 --> 01:39:19,640
Speaker 1: to say, oh my god, no, look, we're running late.

1877
01:39:19,680 --> 01:39:21,160
Speaker 1: We're running late. I just want to get to the point.

1878
01:39:21,200 --> 01:39:22,519
Speaker 1: Do you want to eat it or not? I'm giving

1879
01:39:22,520 --> 01:39:24,519
Speaker 1: you one more chance not to eat Yes, I want

1880
01:39:24,520 --> 01:39:28,439
Speaker 1: to eat it. Let's go. I'm lying, let's go do

1881
01:39:28,560 --> 01:39:34,880
Speaker 1: it for eat it? All right? All right, here we go.

1882
01:39:35,640 --> 01:39:38,280
Speaker 1: I'm taking a piece right now, big dude, come on,

1883
01:39:38,479 --> 01:39:42,120
Speaker 1: trying to talk about it. I'm taking this piece right

1884
01:39:42,120 --> 01:39:43,960
Speaker 1: now here. We just eat a little bit, eat a

1885
01:39:44,000 --> 01:39:49,240
Speaker 1: little bit, you ding back? Okay, okay, let him let

1886
01:39:49,360 --> 01:39:57,880
Speaker 1: him speak hot it's gonna get hotter. No, uh, it's

1887
01:39:57,920 --> 01:40:02,200
Speaker 1: definitely hot. Okay, it's going to get hotter. As time progresses,

1888
01:40:02,280 --> 01:40:04,439
Speaker 1: it will get hotter. Okay, it's starting to get hot

1889
01:40:04,560 --> 01:40:07,200
Speaker 1: now my tongue I started totally get tongue like, really,

1890
01:40:07,240 --> 01:40:10,800
Speaker 1: don't get hot now, maybe le's just split it out now.

1891
01:40:13,800 --> 01:40:17,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh I can't breathe. Okay, it's getting hot.

1892
01:40:17,840 --> 01:40:23,439
Speaker 1: Do you have your epipan? Don't do it to me. Okay,

1893
01:40:23,479 --> 01:40:28,200
Speaker 1: watch your language messing on me? Hold on now, shake

1894
01:40:28,880 --> 01:40:33,960
Speaker 1: my tongue is definitely guys, Guys, bring him a protein

1895
01:40:34,080 --> 01:40:41,639
Speaker 1: shake right now. Okay, but how's that heat? Would you say?

1896
01:40:41,680 --> 01:40:44,600
Speaker 1: It's burning like the roof of my tongue. Everything my

1897
01:40:44,680 --> 01:40:47,360
Speaker 1: whole mouth is on fire. Kidding, We told you the

1898
01:40:47,400 --> 01:40:50,439
Speaker 1: whole thing is on fire. If everything my tongue is

1899
01:40:50,479 --> 01:40:53,839
Speaker 1: like scorching and the room on my mouth is on fire, Okay,

1900
01:40:55,400 --> 01:40:57,840
Speaker 1: everyone is so calm in this room right now. What's that?

1901
01:40:58,000 --> 01:40:59,880
Speaker 1: What's that noise? Is that the noise of your drinking

1902
01:40:59,880 --> 01:41:05,519
Speaker 1: your protein? He's going to be messed up for Davis. Okay,

1903
01:41:05,560 --> 01:41:07,200
Speaker 1: my tongue is it really won't it won't go out?

1904
01:41:08,200 --> 01:41:13,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god, everything is I find I'm not the

1905
01:41:14,160 --> 01:41:25,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wait stop it, Oh my god, doesn't

1906
01:41:25,400 --> 01:41:27,320
Speaker 1: for real. Wife's not going down. That's not that's not

1907
01:41:28,080 --> 01:41:31,200
Speaker 1: your words. What do you mean? Okay, Gregory, listen to me.

1908
01:41:31,680 --> 01:41:34,679
Speaker 1: Listen to me, greg greg listen to me. Are you listening.

1909
01:41:35,280 --> 01:41:37,200
Speaker 1: The only thing, the only thing that's gonna make it

1910
01:41:37,280 --> 01:41:40,840
Speaker 1: go away is time. You're going to have to You're

1911
01:41:40,880 --> 01:41:45,519
Speaker 1: gonna have to deal with this over time. He's is

1912
01:41:45,520 --> 01:41:48,720
Speaker 1: he crank your ghost. Chilies are very hot, one of

1913
01:41:48,760 --> 01:41:50,960
Speaker 1: the hottest in the world. Gregory. Oh, he's about to

1914
01:41:51,000 --> 01:41:54,280
Speaker 1: throw up. He's gonna if he throws up, Danielle is

1915
01:41:54,280 --> 01:42:01,760
Speaker 1: gonna throw up. I'm not trying. It's gonna take maybe

1916
01:42:01,800 --> 01:42:06,200
Speaker 1: two or three hours before I think it's gonna be days,

1917
01:42:06,280 --> 01:42:09,200
Speaker 1: not hours of Gregory. You gotta let us know you're

1918
01:42:09,200 --> 01:42:10,880
Speaker 1: okay before we move on, because the audience will be

1919
01:42:11,000 --> 01:42:15,200
Speaker 1: very up. I got stuff coming on my nose. My

1920
01:42:15,320 --> 01:42:18,679
Speaker 1: nose that he touched his eyes with the same fingers

1921
01:42:18,720 --> 01:42:22,400
Speaker 1: he touched his And don't touch your penis my eyes?

1922
01:42:25,200 --> 01:42:30,600
Speaker 1: Clous serious, Why would you do that? Why would you?

1923
01:42:30,880 --> 01:42:32,680
Speaker 1: We told you he's not going to enter you now,

1924
01:42:32,760 --> 01:42:38,080
Speaker 1: maybe later. Greg It's gonna take fire I tell you

1925
01:42:38,240 --> 01:42:42,720
Speaker 1: we should probably take This is no joke, man, No,

1926
01:42:43,320 --> 01:42:45,320
Speaker 1: but you know what. I went into labor. My sister

1927
01:42:45,400 --> 01:42:48,120
Speaker 1: made me Mexican food one day when I was pregnant.

1928
01:42:48,360 --> 01:42:50,479
Speaker 1: The next morning I was in labor. But the same

1929
01:42:50,520 --> 01:42:52,960
Speaker 1: thing happened. My eyes were watering, they would tear. It

1930
01:42:53,040 --> 01:42:55,800
Speaker 1: was it was so no, I know, it'll push that

1931
01:42:56,479 --> 01:42:58,840
Speaker 1: that baby out. Now, Greg, keep in mind, whatever goes

1932
01:42:58,920 --> 01:43:03,240
Speaker 1: in hot, it's gonna come out. So we're gonna have

1933
01:43:03,800 --> 01:43:07,120
Speaker 1: the ring of fire in your butt. All right, let's

1934
01:43:07,160 --> 01:43:12,320
Speaker 1: take a break. What do you think he's out? So

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Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna take a break. This is We'll

1941
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Speaker 1: be back right after this. What's hot? Right now? And

1942
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1945
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Speaker 1: Get a little sneak peek of him hilariously working the blender,

1946
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1947
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1951
01:44:24,200 --> 01:44:30,519
Speaker 1: Oh boy? I got somebody erupting down there? The Morning Show?

1952
01:44:31,280 --> 01:44:32,960
Speaker 1: Hey do you guys? Any of you have a song

1953
01:44:33,080 --> 01:44:36,080
Speaker 1: on repeat right now that you just can't get enough of? Yes,

1954
01:44:36,400 --> 01:44:40,240
Speaker 1: it's um B Miller's song like You I have on repeat. Wow,

1955
01:44:40,600 --> 01:44:43,920
Speaker 1: I love hearing that? What about you? Frog? That Change

1956
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Speaker 1: Smoker's cold Play? Chris Martin, Oh isn't it great? Love z?

1957
01:44:50,040 --> 01:44:54,559
Speaker 1: And Alessia Carray a great song? Hey, oh look who

1958
01:44:54,640 --> 01:44:56,439
Speaker 1: came back to life over here? Gregg to the Fred Boy?

1959
01:44:56,479 --> 01:44:59,400
Speaker 1: Hey Gregory? Hey, Hey you doing guys? If you were

1960
01:44:59,439 --> 01:45:01,200
Speaker 1: here a few moment to go. Greg decided to do

1961
01:45:01,360 --> 01:45:03,799
Speaker 1: as we told him not to do, eating the ghost

1962
01:45:03,960 --> 01:45:07,280
Speaker 1: Chili Pepper, which is it's on the list of the hottest. Ever,

1963
01:45:07,439 --> 01:45:09,360
Speaker 1: how are you doing now? It's It's still bad right

1964
01:45:10,479 --> 01:45:14,200
Speaker 1: so um In In years pasted or in bits passed.

1965
01:45:14,840 --> 01:45:16,479
Speaker 1: You might have heard me do something stupid like this

1966
01:45:16,560 --> 01:45:19,080
Speaker 1: and eat peppers, and the pepper has been very hot.

1967
01:45:19,280 --> 01:45:22,160
Speaker 1: I'll give you that. But this one the reason why

1968
01:45:22,920 --> 01:45:26,280
Speaker 1: it is so brutal, because worst than remember when he

1969
01:45:26,320 --> 01:45:28,600
Speaker 1: did the Scotch bonnet, which is supposedly one of the

1970
01:45:29,040 --> 01:45:35,759
Speaker 1: highest in whatever that oil is it? Oh my god,

1971
01:45:36,520 --> 01:45:42,479
Speaker 1: your mouth, your mouth rippled, because I'll tell you what's happening. Okay, Daniels, Daniels, Okay,

1972
01:45:43,080 --> 01:45:46,080
Speaker 1: it keeps. But now you have you have Daniel vomiting.

1973
01:45:46,120 --> 01:45:54,800
Speaker 1: Now i'd vomit. Oh god, Well there is a love

1974
01:45:54,920 --> 01:45:57,000
Speaker 1: dairy on the on the rug. All right. But remember

1975
01:45:57,040 --> 01:45:58,640
Speaker 1: the time he did the Scotch bonnet. You remember what

1976
01:45:58,680 --> 01:46:04,679
Speaker 1: he sounded like. It was bad. Listen to this tongue

1977
01:46:12,439 --> 01:46:17,320
Speaker 1: and we were laughing, which we should not have been doing. Barney.

1978
01:46:21,840 --> 01:46:27,599
Speaker 1: It's all right now, but but let me just stay

1979
01:46:27,680 --> 01:46:30,240
Speaker 1: for the record once again. Let me stay for the record.

1980
01:46:30,360 --> 01:46:34,840
Speaker 1: We begged him not to eat it of bread, says

1981
01:46:34,880 --> 01:46:37,560
Speaker 1: here on the text Messages page. Soak a slice of

1982
01:46:37,640 --> 01:46:40,200
Speaker 1: white bread in milk and then rest it on your tongue.

1983
01:46:40,240 --> 01:46:45,439
Speaker 1: Now you gotta stip it in milk first, all right,

1984
01:46:47,520 --> 01:46:51,360
Speaker 1: of hog. Good, No, that's good, that's good. I want

1985
01:46:51,760 --> 01:46:53,760
Speaker 1: so Gregory, why don't you, Why don't you retire to

1986
01:46:53,840 --> 01:46:55,760
Speaker 1: the other room and just go back, go back there

1987
01:46:55,800 --> 01:46:58,519
Speaker 1: and freeze your mouth off from the reason why it's

1988
01:46:58,560 --> 01:47:00,640
Speaker 1: so brown and tell you it's because it's not the

1989
01:47:00,720 --> 01:47:04,040
Speaker 1: instantaneous reaction like some of the other peppers. This one

1990
01:47:04,240 --> 01:47:06,880
Speaker 1: is like such a meal. It keeps coming back at you.

1991
01:47:07,240 --> 01:47:10,320
Speaker 1: Can you understand, you know how how peppers work. There's

1992
01:47:10,439 --> 01:47:13,200
Speaker 1: there are oils in there, cap some capsiums. I forgot

1993
01:47:13,200 --> 01:47:16,560
Speaker 1: what they kept saying. Whatever the oil and keep him on.

1994
01:47:16,640 --> 01:47:19,920
Speaker 1: An oil absorbs. You can't just wipe it off. It

1995
01:47:20,080 --> 01:47:22,439
Speaker 1: goes in and then you know what else, when you

1996
01:47:22,520 --> 01:47:25,080
Speaker 1: lick your you lick your lips and then it's outside

1997
01:47:25,120 --> 01:47:27,439
Speaker 1: your lips and that's on fire. And then it goes

1998
01:47:27,479 --> 01:47:29,240
Speaker 1: in your nose and my nose is running like crazy

1999
01:47:29,280 --> 01:47:31,720
Speaker 1: into my eyes started warder when burning. Okay, we go

2000
01:47:31,800 --> 01:47:33,560
Speaker 1: to go to the other room and just relax and

2001
01:47:33,640 --> 01:47:35,360
Speaker 1: just stick your tongue in the hog and dodge what

2002
01:47:35,479 --> 01:47:38,240
Speaker 1: flavor is that? By the way, he's eating We don't

2003
01:47:38,280 --> 01:47:42,559
Speaker 1: have a spoon. He's eating it, just chewing it. If

2004
01:47:42,600 --> 01:47:51,880
Speaker 1: you could escort him out here. Sugar, we've done everything. Bread, sugar, milk,

2005
01:47:51,960 --> 01:47:54,719
Speaker 1: we've done everything, and bananas. Go take care of yourself.

2006
01:47:54,760 --> 01:47:56,000
Speaker 1: And next time when we tell you not to do it,

2007
01:47:56,080 --> 01:47:59,280
Speaker 1: don't do it. I'm not going to aftely do it.

2008
01:48:00,040 --> 01:48:03,680
Speaker 1: Want to do it? No, I won't do it. Nate.

2009
01:48:04,000 --> 01:48:05,760
Speaker 1: What does it smell like in the studio, Nate? It

2010
01:48:05,840 --> 01:48:08,559
Speaker 1: smells like a crowded e er waiting room in here.

2011
01:48:08,960 --> 01:48:14,080
Speaker 1: You like sour milk and sickness. Okay, get out, poor guy.

2012
01:48:14,200 --> 01:48:18,679
Speaker 1: All right, Hey, I read something interesting. You know that author.

2013
01:48:18,720 --> 01:48:22,080
Speaker 1: Her name is Elizabeth Gilbert. She wrote Eat, Pray, Love. Yes,

2014
01:48:24,240 --> 01:48:28,280
Speaker 1: she was talking about three types of women. There are

2015
01:48:28,360 --> 01:48:32,320
Speaker 1: women who should be moms, women who should be aunts,

2016
01:48:33,160 --> 01:48:36,240
Speaker 1: and women who should never ever be around children. I

2017
01:48:36,360 --> 01:48:39,080
Speaker 1: agree with that, so I know that, Bethany. I think

2018
01:48:39,120 --> 01:48:42,160
Speaker 1: you consider yourself an aunt. Yes, you're good around kids,

2019
01:48:42,320 --> 01:48:44,240
Speaker 1: but just for a short time. Yeah, I'm not great

2020
01:48:44,320 --> 01:48:47,360
Speaker 1: with children long term. Scary is a woman who should

2021
01:48:47,400 --> 01:48:52,920
Speaker 1: never be around children. But not only does Scary drop

2022
01:48:53,120 --> 01:48:56,599
Speaker 1: little babies, he drops them between furniture pieces that are

2023
01:48:56,600 --> 01:48:59,240
Speaker 1: close to each other. Like my baby, said Gregg T's daughter.

2024
01:48:59,400 --> 01:49:01,560
Speaker 1: Not good. Yeah, I mean they were at a I

2025
01:49:01,560 --> 01:49:04,000
Speaker 1: think in a hotel room and he dropped his great

2026
01:49:04,000 --> 01:49:07,280
Speaker 1: tie's baby daughter between the nightstand in the bed and

2027
01:49:07,360 --> 01:49:09,280
Speaker 1: it was two seconds after he was left alone with

2028
01:49:09,360 --> 01:49:11,439
Speaker 1: It was an accident and I had no idea. Don't

2029
01:49:11,479 --> 01:49:13,799
Speaker 1: put put me around kids, no, never. But that's interesting.

2030
01:49:13,880 --> 01:49:15,559
Speaker 1: Three kinds of women. So talk about that with your

2031
01:49:15,600 --> 01:49:18,400
Speaker 1: friends today. Remember that song by James Blunt, it came

2032
01:49:18,439 --> 01:49:23,000
Speaker 1: out years ago, called You're Beautiful. Yeah, he said, I

2033
01:49:23,040 --> 01:49:25,280
Speaker 1: don't know if you knew this because we've interviewed and

2034
01:49:25,320 --> 01:49:27,840
Speaker 1: but I don't. I don't remember this conversation. He said.

2035
01:49:27,880 --> 01:49:32,439
Speaker 1: The song is actually about a guy who's messed up

2036
01:49:32,479 --> 01:49:35,200
Speaker 1: on drugs who's trying to steal a woman away from

2037
01:49:35,280 --> 01:49:37,080
Speaker 1: someone else. Yeah, we have that. You want to hear

2038
01:49:37,120 --> 01:49:38,439
Speaker 1: a clip of this? So on Garrett put it in

2039
01:49:41,600 --> 01:49:45,160
Speaker 1: You're Beautiful. It's almost like such a heartwarming song, which

2040
01:49:45,240 --> 01:49:55,559
Speaker 1: sounds like it on the surface, beautiful, beautiful, keep listening

2041
01:50:00,040 --> 01:50:09,479
Speaker 1: the cry. Okay, So he says, the song is about

2042
01:50:09,520 --> 01:50:11,840
Speaker 1: a guy who's as high as a kite on drugs

2043
01:50:11,920 --> 01:50:16,240
Speaker 1: in the subway, stalking someone else's girlfriend. That guy is

2044
01:50:16,720 --> 01:50:18,720
Speaker 1: there in front of him, he said, he should be

2045
01:50:18,800 --> 01:50:20,599
Speaker 1: locked up or put in prison for being some sort

2046
01:50:20,600 --> 01:50:23,519
Speaker 1: of perv. That's what that song is about. Lord, I

2047
01:50:23,600 --> 01:50:25,960
Speaker 1: saw an angel of that. I'm sure she smiled at

2048
01:50:26,000 --> 01:50:28,680
Speaker 1: me on the subway. She was with another man. But

2049
01:50:28,760 --> 01:50:31,200
Speaker 1: I won't lose no sleep on that because I've got

2050
01:50:31,320 --> 01:50:34,040
Speaker 1: a plan, all right, So don't play that at your wedding.

2051
01:50:34,160 --> 01:50:35,880
Speaker 1: How many times if people wanted to play these songs

2052
01:50:35,880 --> 01:50:39,200
Speaker 1: at weddings and they sound romantic, but if you read

2053
01:50:39,240 --> 01:50:41,639
Speaker 1: the words, it's about like, you know, your father jumping

2054
01:50:41,680 --> 01:50:43,800
Speaker 1: off a bridge, or sometimes it's like what are you doing?

2055
01:50:45,400 --> 01:50:50,240
Speaker 1: Read the lyrics? Not so cool? Hey, where Scotty b?

2056
01:50:50,400 --> 01:50:53,800
Speaker 1: We have another little problem on the show. He's coming in.

2057
01:50:54,560 --> 01:50:56,599
Speaker 1: How long ago was this was this for a Hanukkah

2058
01:50:56,640 --> 01:50:59,920
Speaker 1: present or birthday? What was this an anniversary? This was

2059
01:51:00,240 --> 01:51:03,320
Speaker 1: hanaker present? Okay, you gave your mom and dad ticket

2060
01:51:03,400 --> 01:51:06,320
Speaker 1: just to see Mariah Carey and lion Are Richie in concert. Yeah,

2061
01:51:06,360 --> 01:51:10,439
Speaker 1: what a great gift. Yeah, but it's a very parental gift. Absolutely. Yeah.

2062
01:51:10,520 --> 01:51:12,640
Speaker 1: So they were super excited. And then last week we

2063
01:51:12,720 --> 01:51:16,519
Speaker 1: found out that the concert was canceled. So Ticketmaster refunded

2064
01:51:16,520 --> 01:51:18,160
Speaker 1: by money and I'm just gonna leave it at that.

2065
01:51:19,000 --> 01:51:22,080
Speaker 1: Um there's still a gift missing here. They have they

2066
01:51:22,080 --> 01:51:24,439
Speaker 1: said anything to you about it? No, they haven't yet,

2067
01:51:24,479 --> 01:51:26,160
Speaker 1: but pretty soon they're going to realize that I got

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01:51:26,200 --> 01:51:28,479
Speaker 1: my money back and they have nothing. Well, they need

2069
01:51:28,520 --> 01:51:30,559
Speaker 1: to take some money and spend it on a different gift.

2070
01:51:30,640 --> 01:51:34,240
Speaker 1: They should tell you, maybe this holidays, we're three or

2071
01:51:34,240 --> 01:51:38,640
Speaker 1: four months ago, it's over. Give somebody. We'll say, you

2072
01:51:38,680 --> 01:51:41,559
Speaker 1: give somebody a scratch off lottery ticket and it doesn't win,

2073
01:51:42,200 --> 01:51:45,000
Speaker 1: you don't have to go buy them another already because

2074
01:51:45,040 --> 01:51:46,920
Speaker 1: they know there's a chance they're gonna win or lose.

2075
01:51:46,960 --> 01:51:48,599
Speaker 1: You don't you don't. Well when you give somebody concert

2076
01:51:48,640 --> 01:51:54,560
Speaker 1: tickets as a chance that the person makes and he

2077
01:51:54,840 --> 01:51:57,040
Speaker 1: says that the holidays passed, but he gave them a

2078
01:51:57,120 --> 01:51:59,240
Speaker 1: gift at the holiday time that they could use in

2079
01:51:59,280 --> 01:52:01,840
Speaker 1: the future. Not my fault. So technically he should still

2080
01:52:01,880 --> 01:52:03,960
Speaker 1: give them a gift. You know, they got the feeling

2081
01:52:04,000 --> 01:52:06,479
Speaker 1: of getting a gift. Thought. No, no, no, no, no, no,

2082
01:52:06,840 --> 01:52:09,600
Speaker 1: he's you say he should just get credit for the

2083
01:52:09,720 --> 01:52:13,800
Speaker 1: gift giving. But it's not he's not responsible. The fine

2084
01:52:14,360 --> 01:52:17,439
Speaker 1: print at the bottom should say I'm not responsible. I canceled.

2085
01:52:18,400 --> 01:52:21,479
Speaker 1: They can take it up with Mariah I mean best

2086
01:52:21,840 --> 01:52:26,800
Speaker 1: buy your parents again, she said from the bronx said, look,

2087
01:52:26,840 --> 01:52:28,479
Speaker 1: they got to open a gift. They got it. It's

2088
01:52:28,520 --> 01:52:31,439
Speaker 1: not my problem. That is not doesn't exist anymore, right,

2089
01:52:31,800 --> 01:52:33,920
Speaker 1: you know, you really are something if they got something.

2090
01:52:33,920 --> 01:52:36,000
Speaker 1: And then what if I give you a restaurant certificate

2091
01:52:36,040 --> 01:52:37,880
Speaker 1: and that restaurant closes and you don't go there in

2092
01:52:37,960 --> 01:52:39,400
Speaker 1: time before it closes. I don't have to give you

2093
01:52:39,479 --> 01:52:42,040
Speaker 1: another restaurant certificate. If I knew it was closing and

2094
01:52:42,080 --> 01:52:44,120
Speaker 1: I didn't go in time, that's my fault for not

2095
01:52:44,280 --> 01:52:46,400
Speaker 1: using it. What if you don't know they just closed this,

2096
01:52:46,520 --> 01:52:48,680
Speaker 1: They had no control. There's always a chance that a

2097
01:52:48,720 --> 01:52:51,040
Speaker 1: Mariah show is going to be canceled. Okay, so when

2098
01:52:51,200 --> 01:52:53,680
Speaker 1: was the show scheduled to play? It's it's it was

2099
01:52:53,680 --> 01:52:56,519
Speaker 1: supposed to be next week at the new National Coliseum,

2100
01:52:56,520 --> 01:52:58,439
Speaker 1: all right, and then you know, now, how much can

2101
01:52:58,479 --> 01:53:00,479
Speaker 1: you tell us roughly how much these are gonna It

2102
01:53:00,640 --> 01:53:02,759
Speaker 1: was a couple of hundred buck It was a hundred

2103
01:53:02,840 --> 01:53:06,040
Speaker 1: nine for both. Okay, you should give them the cash

2104
01:53:06,120 --> 01:53:07,960
Speaker 1: and let them go shopping with it. Those were cheap seats,

2105
01:53:07,960 --> 01:53:11,080
Speaker 1: by the way, I got them way up. Keep throwing

2106
01:53:11,120 --> 01:53:14,519
Speaker 1: yourself under the bus idiot. What if I just take

2107
01:53:14,600 --> 01:53:16,240
Speaker 1: him out for dinner or something to the diner. No,

2108
01:53:18,200 --> 01:53:20,680
Speaker 1: that's stupid. No, that's time with their son. That's a

2109
01:53:20,720 --> 01:53:23,400
Speaker 1: good idea of the want that no offense. Scary. What

2110
01:53:23,439 --> 01:53:24,960
Speaker 1: are you telling me on the on my message here,

2111
01:53:25,000 --> 01:53:36,280
Speaker 1: I don't understand. We have a song for cheap bastardapardastard,

2112
01:53:38,439 --> 01:53:44,760
Speaker 1: bastard on the morning shastard. You know, Scott, it's a

2113
01:53:44,800 --> 01:53:51,160
Speaker 1: good thing you didn't buy him Prince tickets. That is

2114
01:53:51,240 --> 01:53:55,000
Speaker 1: not good. That was Froggy that told that. All right, Well,

2115
01:53:55,240 --> 01:53:56,880
Speaker 1: well I've already I've already gone and spent like two

2116
01:53:56,960 --> 01:53:58,439
Speaker 1: hundred bucks on my credit card because I know I'm

2117
01:53:58,439 --> 01:54:01,040
Speaker 1: going to get that credit. So that's it. It's even Dave,

2118
01:54:01,120 --> 01:54:03,080
Speaker 1: even Dave Brody thinks you're cheap and he's the cheapest

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01:54:03,080 --> 01:54:14,000
Speaker 1: bastard in the room. Not anymore. I'm alright, alright, an

2120
01:54:14,080 --> 01:54:16,679
Speaker 1: excellent phone tap from Garrett and we have that coming

2121
01:54:16,720 --> 01:54:19,559
Speaker 1: up for you right after this. Can I just say

2122
01:54:19,600 --> 01:54:22,920
Speaker 1: I love you guys, Elvis Durand in the Morning Show,

2123
01:54:23,439 --> 01:54:25,960
Speaker 1: I did it. I used upside dot com and it's

2124
01:54:26,040 --> 01:54:29,080
Speaker 1: definitely the real deal for saving money and getting a

2125
01:54:29,200 --> 01:54:32,120
Speaker 1: big gift card for every business trip you buy. Use

2126
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Speaker 1: the code Elvis, and you're guaranteed at least a two

2127
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Speaker 1: dollar Amazon gift card for your first time upside dot

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Speaker 1: Com middle purchase blise. He'side for detail, Elvis, Elvis durand

2129
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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran. Phone tap. Let's get into the phone tap.

2130
01:54:46,480 --> 01:54:47,960
Speaker 1: Here we go, Garrett. What's it all about? All right?

2131
01:54:48,000 --> 01:54:49,640
Speaker 1: So Mary wanted to play a phone tap on her

2132
01:54:49,720 --> 01:54:52,520
Speaker 1: son Parker. Now, Parker recently tried out for his school's

2133
01:54:52,560 --> 01:54:54,600
Speaker 1: baseball team. That's supposed to be finding out any day

2134
01:54:54,640 --> 01:54:56,320
Speaker 1: now if you made the team or not. So I'm

2135
01:54:56,320 --> 01:55:00,920
Speaker 1: gonna call Parker as the baseball's assisting coach to tell

2136
01:55:01,040 --> 01:55:03,320
Speaker 1: him some good news. All right, Here we go Garrett's

2137
01:55:03,320 --> 01:55:10,360
Speaker 1: phone too. Hello, Hey, I'm looking for a park This

2138
01:55:10,520 --> 01:55:14,640
Speaker 1: is Jack Pearson. I am coach's assistant with the team. Yeah. Yeah,

2139
01:55:15,240 --> 01:55:18,080
Speaker 1: actually asked me to call a few guys. So he

2140
01:55:18,200 --> 01:55:20,640
Speaker 1: liked what he saw a tryouts on the field the

2141
01:55:20,720 --> 01:55:23,360
Speaker 1: other day, and we want to invite you back to

2142
01:55:23,520 --> 01:55:28,240
Speaker 1: be a part of the team. Wow. Yeah, that's awesome. Great, um,

2143
01:55:28,600 --> 01:55:31,400
Speaker 1: and you're cool with everything, right, yeah? I mean I

2144
01:55:31,440 --> 01:55:33,600
Speaker 1: don't see why there would be a problem. I know

2145
01:55:33,720 --> 01:55:35,960
Speaker 1: your mom was a little bit hesitant about telling you

2146
01:55:36,040 --> 01:55:37,840
Speaker 1: about that we were dating. But as long as you're

2147
01:55:37,880 --> 01:55:39,920
Speaker 1: cool with it, I'm excited to move forward to this

2148
01:55:39,960 --> 01:55:42,320
Speaker 1: baseball season and hopefully you know, see you off the

2149
01:55:42,360 --> 01:55:47,800
Speaker 1: field too. Said you're dating my mom. Oh she didn't

2150
01:55:47,840 --> 01:55:54,480
Speaker 1: tell you? Um wow, all right, Um, maybe that's something

2151
01:55:54,520 --> 01:55:57,280
Speaker 1: you might want to talk to her about. I thought

2152
01:55:57,360 --> 01:55:59,520
Speaker 1: she did. That's why I was calling you. Um But

2153
01:56:00,120 --> 01:56:01,840
Speaker 1: all right, I gotta go and make some other phone

2154
01:56:01,880 --> 01:56:05,560
Speaker 1: calls to the rest of the team. But congratulations, Parker.

2155
01:56:06,200 --> 01:56:10,160
Speaker 1: All right, Well, talk to you later. Hey, Marr, are

2156
01:56:10,200 --> 01:56:14,720
Speaker 1: you there? All right? All right, let's let's just stay

2157
01:56:14,760 --> 01:56:18,000
Speaker 1: on the phone for a few hopefully right now. All right, Mary,

2158
01:56:18,040 --> 01:56:19,160
Speaker 1: here's what I want you to do. I want you

2159
01:56:19,200 --> 01:56:21,600
Speaker 1: to three way the call in and I'll pick up

2160
01:56:21,600 --> 01:56:23,480
Speaker 1: the phone as if I'm answering your phone. But I

2161
01:56:23,560 --> 01:56:25,200
Speaker 1: want you to talk in the background like you're talking

2162
01:56:25,240 --> 01:56:27,760
Speaker 1: to me but not realizing your son's on the phone. Okay, Okay,

2163
01:56:27,800 --> 01:56:35,960
Speaker 1: that sounds perfect. Okay, Parker? Who is this? This is Jack?

2164
01:56:36,520 --> 01:56:38,760
Speaker 1: Did I die a little wrong number? Who are you

2165
01:56:38,840 --> 01:56:45,240
Speaker 1: trying to call someone from my family? Hey? Uh no, No,

2166
01:56:45,400 --> 01:56:48,000
Speaker 1: I'm good, right, now I think the phone might be

2167
01:56:48,200 --> 01:56:53,320
Speaker 1: for you. Hold on, okay, hello, come on, what's going on?

2168
01:56:54,760 --> 01:56:57,680
Speaker 1: What do you mean I I just talked to the

2169
01:56:57,760 --> 01:57:00,400
Speaker 1: coach and then I just heard you talking to the coach. Well,

2170
01:57:00,520 --> 01:57:03,640
Speaker 1: you know, um, I guess we've been seeing each other

2171
01:57:03,680 --> 01:57:06,960
Speaker 1: for a while. Did they mess that's you know, that's

2172
01:57:07,080 --> 01:57:09,040
Speaker 1: my coach. Did he tell you to good news? Yeah,

2173
01:57:09,080 --> 01:57:12,000
Speaker 1: he told me the good news. But great, I don't

2174
01:57:12,040 --> 01:57:14,760
Speaker 1: even know what the like. You can't, I'm not I'm

2175
01:57:14,960 --> 01:57:17,560
Speaker 1: supposed to see this guy every single day on the field.

2176
01:57:17,600 --> 01:57:21,440
Speaker 1: You can't date my coach. Well, first of all, I'm

2177
01:57:21,480 --> 01:57:22,800
Speaker 1: thinking him every day too, And I can tell you

2178
01:57:22,960 --> 01:57:26,400
Speaker 1: he's a great um. But your dad coach you and

2179
01:57:26,560 --> 01:57:29,040
Speaker 1: that was never a problem. He saw him every day. Yeah,

2180
01:57:29,080 --> 01:57:32,920
Speaker 1: but that's my guy. That's not what difference. It's a

2181
01:57:33,080 --> 01:57:41,520
Speaker 1: there's a big difference. Like stop, Oh, what's going on?

2182
01:57:43,800 --> 01:57:45,480
Speaker 1: I don't want to know this? Like why are you

2183
01:57:45,560 --> 01:57:48,360
Speaker 1: telling me these things? This is not I cannot believe

2184
01:57:48,400 --> 01:57:51,280
Speaker 1: this is happening. Well, I mean it is. You're gonna

2185
01:57:51,280 --> 01:57:53,160
Speaker 1: have to get used to it, because I think he's

2186
01:57:53,160 --> 01:57:57,240
Speaker 1: gonna move in joking. Now, people are gonna think that

2187
01:57:57,360 --> 01:57:59,280
Speaker 1: I'm on the team because my mom took me up

2188
01:57:59,280 --> 01:58:01,720
Speaker 1: with a coach. Oh it's not because of that, though,

2189
01:58:01,760 --> 01:58:05,520
Speaker 1: I sure didn't hurt. Listen, I'm plutting the team tonight

2190
01:58:05,560 --> 01:58:07,800
Speaker 1: and I'm transferring schools tomorrow. Like I'm not doing this.

2191
01:58:07,960 --> 01:58:12,480
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't that it's prodigulous Parker. Yeah, hello,

2192
01:58:12,880 --> 01:58:14,680
Speaker 1: my name is actually Garrett from Elvis during in the

2193
01:58:14,760 --> 01:58:18,640
Speaker 1: Morning Show. And you got phone tapped. Oh my god,

2194
01:58:18,760 --> 01:58:23,560
Speaker 1: I actually I love you, but I really gotta go.

2195
01:58:23,600 --> 01:58:28,880
Speaker 1: I gotta get the cloth. That was awesome. Oh my gosh.

2196
01:58:28,960 --> 01:58:31,360
Speaker 1: She was great times. She was just laughing. He's like,

2197
01:58:32,920 --> 01:58:34,760
Speaker 1: I don't know, I think that phone tap was really good.

2198
01:58:35,200 --> 01:58:39,160
Speaker 1: I thank you. This pelon tap was prerecorded. We permission

2199
01:58:39,200 --> 01:58:42,520
Speaker 1: granted by all of our two series Elvis Duran phone

2200
01:58:42,600 --> 01:58:51,360
Speaker 1: tap were Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Hey, did

2201
01:58:51,400 --> 01:58:53,760
Speaker 1: you know? We're about one month away from going on

2202
01:58:53,960 --> 01:58:58,680
Speaker 1: our Dysfunctional Family vacation to uneven am I in Mexico

2203
01:58:59,320 --> 01:59:02,800
Speaker 1: one month. If you want to join us, Elvis loves

2204
01:59:03,080 --> 01:59:07,920
Speaker 1: Mexico dot com because I do. I grew up going there.

2205
01:59:08,080 --> 01:59:10,760
Speaker 1: I love Rivera, Maya, I love all of Mexico, and

2206
01:59:10,840 --> 01:59:12,600
Speaker 1: I want you to join us. It's gonna be quite

2207
01:59:12,600 --> 01:59:14,240
Speaker 1: a trip. You can buy your way in. If you

2208
01:59:14,280 --> 01:59:16,480
Speaker 1: want to join us, go to Elvis Loves Mexico dot

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Speaker 1: com or one month away. All right, into the Danielle Report. Danielle,

2210
01:59:20,200 --> 01:59:22,280
Speaker 1: what's going on? So? The new Drake album More Live

2211
01:59:22,320 --> 01:59:24,520
Speaker 1: debut at number one on the Billboard two hundred after

2212
01:59:24,600 --> 01:59:28,160
Speaker 1: selling five five thousand copies. That is the biggest sales

2213
01:59:28,200 --> 01:59:30,720
Speaker 1: week of the year so far. He edged out Our

2214
01:59:30,760 --> 01:59:34,520
Speaker 1: Boy and Sharon, who sold four fifty copies of Divide

2215
01:59:34,520 --> 01:59:37,200
Speaker 1: two weeks ago. So Divide is now at number two.

2216
01:59:37,920 --> 01:59:39,440
Speaker 1: Beauty and the Beast did it? I told you on

2217
01:59:39,480 --> 01:59:42,600
Speaker 1: Friday that would happened. Took first place at the box

2218
01:59:42,720 --> 01:59:45,480
Speaker 1: office for the second straight week and eighty eight point

2219
01:59:45,560 --> 01:59:48,400
Speaker 1: three million dollars for the weekend. Power Rangers though, you

2220
01:59:48,480 --> 01:59:51,280
Speaker 1: know what, Human Second kicked ask forty and a half

2221
01:59:51,360 --> 01:59:54,360
Speaker 1: million dollars, So they're very happy. If you saw chips,

2222
01:59:54,400 --> 01:59:58,000
Speaker 1: you're probably one of the only ones because sorry to say,

2223
01:59:58,520 --> 02:00:03,800
Speaker 1: seven point six billion, right, what are you doing eating those?

2224
02:00:03,840 --> 02:00:05,960
Speaker 1: I was bringing those home for my kid. Here, I'm

2225
02:00:06,000 --> 02:00:08,000
Speaker 1: just gonna see them back up again. No, You're dirtiest

2226
02:00:08,080 --> 02:00:11,000
Speaker 1: fingers were in them. Now they're cheesy Pop was bringing

2227
02:00:11,040 --> 02:00:14,240
Speaker 1: him home for him. You sent up a gun. Adam

2228
02:00:14,320 --> 02:00:17,280
Speaker 1: Sandler has done two movies for Netflix so far, and

2229
02:00:17,560 --> 02:00:21,720
Speaker 1: apparently they did so well they ordered more. So. The

2230
02:00:21,840 --> 02:00:24,560
Speaker 1: thing is, these movies got bad ratings, but they did

2231
02:00:24,680 --> 02:00:27,000
Speaker 1: so well for Netflix. People still want to see them,

2232
02:00:27,080 --> 02:00:30,600
Speaker 1: so they're watching them. Bruno Mars is his girlfriend pregnant?

2233
02:00:30,720 --> 02:00:32,760
Speaker 1: That is a little rumor going around right now, and

2234
02:00:32,880 --> 02:00:35,240
Speaker 1: keep you posted. I know there was rumors about john

2235
02:00:35,320 --> 02:00:39,400
Speaker 1: Legends travel bag being swiped. It contained all this, you know,

2236
02:00:39,840 --> 02:00:42,680
Speaker 1: clothing and clothes, had clothes and a glasses and a

2237
02:00:42,800 --> 02:00:46,120
Speaker 1: thirty dollar pair of cufflinks. But John said that everything

2238
02:00:46,240 --> 02:00:48,920
Speaker 1: is good. It was actually a misunderstanding. It kind of

2239
02:00:48,960 --> 02:00:52,120
Speaker 1: got left behind and everything is okay. So don't don't,

2240
02:00:52,240 --> 02:00:59,320
Speaker 1: you know, don't believe the rumors. That's it. Probably show