WEBVTT - “I’M A LONG DISTANCE PARENT” 0:00:02.560 --> 0:00:03.760 Oh, what's up man? 0:00:04.120 --> 0:00:04.600 What's up? 0:00:04.760 --> 0:00:05.360 How's life? 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:08.240 It's good? Is this Lyle? 0:00:08.800 --> 0:00:09.440 This is Lyle? 0:00:09.560 --> 0:00:09.799 Is this? 0:00:10.000 --> 0:00:10.480 Uh? 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:13.600 Bone says your name says? Your name is bone? 0:00:14.160 --> 0:00:21.760 Boone? Boon b b oh? Oh, indeed is that your 0:00:21.800 --> 0:00:24.160 real name? It's a real name. 0:00:25.640 --> 0:00:27.960 You know what it's. I guess it's a real name 0:00:28.000 --> 0:00:30.880 because you're you're real and you're named it. So that 0:00:30.960 --> 0:00:33.960 makes any any name that exists is a real name 0:00:34.200 --> 0:00:38.599 because if the if that person who the name is exists, 0:00:38.600 --> 0:00:40.680 then the name is real. M. 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:46.080 Yeah, I didn't think i'd ever get on. I've been 0:00:46.080 --> 0:00:47.200 trying to call you for years. 0:00:47.840 --> 0:00:51.800 Well, uh, boone, what's up man? Would you want to 0:00:51.840 --> 0:00:52.480 talk about today? 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:56.040 Well? I just stepped out and I let this moon 0:00:56.120 --> 0:00:58.400 rocks want No, I'm gonna walk. 0:00:59.800 --> 0:01:01.680 What is a moon rocks blunt? 0:01:02.200 --> 0:01:06.720 So a moon rocks blunt is uh like a blunt. 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:13.840 It's flower that's then rolled in hash or like Uh, 0:01:13.959 --> 0:01:18.000 I guess it's called dads. So you roll it in 0:01:18.000 --> 0:01:20.880 the hash and then you sprinkle it in keith, and 0:01:20.920 --> 0:01:26.840 then you roll it in another another thing. It's pretty crazy. 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:29.120 How often do you smoke a moon rocks blunt? 0:01:30.480 --> 0:01:33.200 Uh? It's it's been a long time since I had 0:01:33.240 --> 0:01:35.559 one of these. I think the last time I smoked 0:01:35.560 --> 0:01:39.440 one was I went to San Francisco with my girlfriend 0:01:39.480 --> 0:01:41.800 to go see her best friend. 0:01:42.319 --> 0:01:44.840 Oh and you were like you were like, you were like, 0:01:46.280 --> 0:01:49.800 I need to get extraordinarily high before seeing my grow 0:01:50.360 --> 0:01:51.320 best friend. 0:01:52.320 --> 0:01:52.400 No. 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:56.480 Well, we we went to Aftershock, which is like a 0:01:56.480 --> 0:01:58.800 big music festival, and then we drove down to San 0:01:58.800 --> 0:02:04.200 Francisco from Sacramento. Uh, and I needed some lead in 0:02:04.360 --> 0:02:09.680 San Francisco, and uh all they had was like mood 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:11.720 rocks joints, And I was like, well, I guess I'll 0:02:11.720 --> 0:02:14.400 take this. And I feel like I have a pretty 0:02:14.400 --> 0:02:17.600 decent tolerance, so I just kind of get stoned. But 0:02:18.480 --> 0:02:22.080 we went to dinner with her friend and her uh 0:02:22.919 --> 0:02:27.880 her boyfriend. They were like, I think, like freshly engaged, 0:02:28.240 --> 0:02:33.480 and he got so fucked up. Like we were drinking 0:02:33.560 --> 0:02:35.640 and hanging out and everything having a good time, and 0:02:35.639 --> 0:02:37.679 then I was like, Paul, you want to soak some 0:02:37.720 --> 0:02:40.800 of this moon hrore icks joint? He was just like yeah, dude, 0:02:40.840 --> 0:02:45.600 he got tho stoned. They had to leave and eventually 0:02:45.880 --> 0:02:50.280 he uh like in a haze, got up and like 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:53.919 pissed on their floor. At When they got back home, 0:02:55.720 --> 0:02:57.800 they tried to go to bed and he woke up 0:02:57.800 --> 0:02:58.840 and pissed on the floor. 0:02:59.720 --> 0:03:05.079 Well, boon, I mean, let's get into something. 0:03:05.120 --> 0:03:05.280 Man. 0:03:05.360 --> 0:03:07.480 Can I help you with anything? I suppose. 0:03:08.680 --> 0:03:14.000 I mean, I think the very first time I tried 0:03:14.360 --> 0:03:19.440 to talk to you was like four or five years ago. 0:03:19.560 --> 0:03:22.240 I think I texted the show. It came to Portland 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:26.560 on a show. I think it was like two or 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:28.440 three years ago to do one of your live shows, 0:03:28.520 --> 0:03:33.120 and I wanted to talk about my daughter living in 0:03:33.160 --> 0:03:40.120 a different state. It's it's not as bad as it sounds, 0:03:40.160 --> 0:03:41.480 I guess. 0:03:40.960 --> 0:03:45.400 But it does interesting. Okay, how old is your daughter? 0:03:45.880 --> 0:03:50.280 She's seven now, but her mom is in the military, 0:03:50.720 --> 0:03:59.480 and she was born in Germany overseas on a military base. 0:04:00.160 --> 0:04:04.560 It was like twenty nineteen when she was born. 0:04:04.640 --> 0:04:04.880 And. 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:09.440 It was a shitty tibe obviously because the COVID they 0:04:10.360 --> 0:04:13.400 shut down the borders, and you know, I flew out 0:04:13.400 --> 0:04:15.720 there for the birth. But this is kind of like 0:04:15.800 --> 0:04:21.000 right before lockdown happened. So I flew out there to 0:04:21.040 --> 0:04:24.400 go spend time with her, you know, to go to you. 0:04:25.600 --> 0:04:27.520 So let me get this straight. Your pregnant wife was 0:04:27.560 --> 0:04:30.520 stationed in Germany were this. 0:04:30.560 --> 0:04:33.040 Is just my ex girlfriend. We weren't even we weren't 0:04:33.080 --> 0:04:35.960 even together. We broke up before she had the baby. 0:04:36.320 --> 0:04:37.920 Oh, you broke up while you broke up while they 0:04:37.960 --> 0:04:38.960 were while she was pregnant. 0:04:39.960 --> 0:04:42.040 No, I didn't even know she was pregnant. We broke up, 0:04:42.520 --> 0:04:45.719 and then I moved to Oregon, and then like five 0:04:45.760 --> 0:04:52.880 months later she texted me and was like, Hey, I'm 0:04:52.920 --> 0:04:57.520 pregnant because I went out there. I moved to Eugene originally, 0:04:57.960 --> 0:05:02.279 and when U she was about to leave for Korea, 0:05:04.800 --> 0:05:06.960 I was like, I literally said the words like do 0:05:07.000 --> 0:05:08.920 you want to hook up before we like never see 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:15.839 each other again. She was like yeah, sure. So five 0:05:15.839 --> 0:05:20.720 months after that, we she like messaged me and was like, hey, 0:05:22.160 --> 0:05:24.640 like one hundred percent pregnant, and I'm like ninety nine 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:29.680 percent sure it's yours. So I waited and stressed about 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:32.640 it and flew all the way out to Germany to 0:05:32.800 --> 0:05:35.120 be there for the kid's birth, even though all these 0:05:35.200 --> 0:05:38.400 like people in my family were like, you know, it 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:40.400 couldn't be you know, it might not be yours, or 0:05:41.000 --> 0:05:43.479 this could be a whole thing, or I don't know. 0:05:44.000 --> 0:05:46.800 But definitely a whole thing. Why did you got up. 0:05:46.960 --> 0:05:49.279 That's the whole thing, all right. So so you guys 0:05:49.320 --> 0:05:51.080 had you guys broke up and then you had like, 0:05:52.040 --> 0:05:57.840 uh breakup sex, and then the breakup sex created a baby. Yeah, 0:05:58.680 --> 0:05:59.920 And why did you guys break up in it? 0:06:02.400 --> 0:06:05.840 I mean I was just young. This is like two 0:06:05.880 --> 0:06:10.960 thousand and eighteen ish. I was still living in Texas, 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:15.839 and our relationship wasn't It was okay, like we we 0:06:15.839 --> 0:06:18.160 had a good time, but she was going into the military. 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:22.080 She was going to be overseas, and we had a 0:06:22.120 --> 0:06:27.599 conversation one time about like basically like saying that she 0:06:27.760 --> 0:06:30.159 was kind of down to be open, you know, like 0:06:31.160 --> 0:06:33.159 I'm gonna be over here, You're gonna be over here. 0:06:33.680 --> 0:06:35.440 You know if you wanted to like kind of hook 0:06:35.520 --> 0:06:38.880 up with somebody, you know, that's that might be cool. 0:06:39.000 --> 0:06:42.159 And I just wasn't really down for that. Like I 0:06:42.200 --> 0:06:45.720 went to go see her after she finished like her 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:50.479 basic skills training or whatever and San Antonio and then 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:57.400 and then we just didn't really see each other very much. 0:06:57.480 --> 0:06:59.320 She had to like a like a thing in like 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:02.599 mineral wealth and then uh, and then she was like 0:07:02.640 --> 0:07:07.279 gearing up to like get shipped out overseas, and I wasn't. 0:07:07.680 --> 0:07:11.280 I just wasn't really into like a like an open relationship. 0:07:11.360 --> 0:07:14.800 I wanted some more more monogious. 0:07:15.120 --> 0:07:18.400 Yeah, the uh uh, there's too much friction going on. 0:07:18.480 --> 0:07:20.880 How long were you Yeah, we just together for it before. 0:07:20.600 --> 0:07:23.960 That, honestly, not that long. We we were dating for 0:07:24.040 --> 0:07:26.160 like maybe like five or six months. 0:07:26.800 --> 0:07:32.840 So tell me about, uh what it was like raising 0:07:32.880 --> 0:07:35.600 this kid or like how much involvement have you had 0:07:35.640 --> 0:07:39.160 in this kid's life over the years, Like how's that 0:07:39.200 --> 0:07:39.520 been going? 0:07:39.600 --> 0:07:43.720 I mean, I it's it's been gone good. I mean, uh, 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:46.760 her mom and I have a good relationship as friends. 0:07:46.920 --> 0:07:50.640 She has never kept her from me. We've always like 0:07:51.480 --> 0:07:55.400 worked together to like spend time with her, or like 0:07:56.320 --> 0:08:00.480 she will go out of her way to like, uh 0:08:01.200 --> 0:08:04.000 make sure that I can see her, or like help 0:08:04.040 --> 0:08:08.840 out how she can for us to like get together. 0:08:09.040 --> 0:08:12.440 Like when I flew out there, I stayed with her 0:08:12.840 --> 0:08:15.480 and she you know, in my head, I was like 0:08:15.520 --> 0:08:17.880 thinking that maybe we would get back together, like we're 0:08:17.880 --> 0:08:20.080 gonna have this baby, and she was like I had 0:08:20.120 --> 0:08:25.600 this boyfriend, and from from then on we just kind 0:08:25.600 --> 0:08:31.160 of like raised her separately. Like she she was in 0:08:31.280 --> 0:08:36.360 Germany for a couple of years, and during COVID they 0:08:36.400 --> 0:08:39.600 shut down the borders, so I couldn't go and physically 0:08:39.640 --> 0:08:43.840 see her, but we would FaceTime a lot. She would 0:08:44.320 --> 0:08:48.319 make herself available to face time and see the baby 0:08:48.400 --> 0:08:52.120 and do that, and she flew out here and spend 0:08:52.160 --> 0:08:55.760 time with me, and she flew back home to go 0:08:55.840 --> 0:08:59.160 spend time with like people in my family along with 0:08:59.240 --> 0:09:05.120 her family, and it just kind of it just kind 0:09:05.120 --> 0:09:10.080 of like kind of kept going, you know, through this 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:16.280 kind of FaceTime relationship, and then as it kind of progressed, 0:09:16.600 --> 0:09:19.320 she had like this like short term assignment that was 0:09:19.360 --> 0:09:21.800 coming up where she was going to be on this 0:09:21.840 --> 0:09:24.800 like isolated island with the middle of the Indian Ocean 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:30.199 for like a year, and she offered to let her 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:35.160 live with me and my girlfriend, and so we did that. 0:09:35.240 --> 0:09:39.640 We went from like we went from you know, just 0:09:40.600 --> 0:09:43.400 like kind of an earlish couple. My girlfriend and I 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:45.240 at the time have been dating for like a year 0:09:45.640 --> 0:09:53.040 and or like two years, and that we became full 0:09:53.080 --> 0:09:57.479 time parents and that was that was a big adjustment, 0:09:57.800 --> 0:10:00.560 but it was really great. You know, We've spent time 0:10:00.640 --> 0:10:04.760 with her and built a relationship with her, and my 0:10:04.880 --> 0:10:11.840 daughter really loves my girlfriend, and uh, even the guy 0:10:11.920 --> 0:10:16.320 that she was dating, you know, when I had asked about, like, 0:10:17.800 --> 0:10:21.120 I don't know us starting a relationship again. Uh, or 0:10:21.160 --> 0:10:23.920 and that guy are married now. They have another kid 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:28.200 and he's he's great, and yeah, it's it's kind of 0:10:28.200 --> 0:10:33.000 interesting when like people ask about it, and it's just 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:39.680 like kind of interesting dynamic. But everybody loves each other, 0:10:39.840 --> 0:10:45.280 and uh, we all spend time together, and we've like 0:10:46.320 --> 0:10:50.199 kind of vacation together, and we just have the. 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:53.240 Whole family's vacations together and. 0:10:55.160 --> 0:10:59.120 Daughter and well they will come, they'll come and spend 0:10:59.120 --> 0:11:01.920 time with us, and they'll stay with us, and then 0:11:01.960 --> 0:11:04.440 we'll go up there and we'll go spend time with them. 0:11:04.679 --> 0:11:08.440 They're they're living in Alaska right now, which is a 0:11:08.480 --> 0:11:09.400 lot easier than. 0:11:11.320 --> 0:11:13.400 When you said another state. I thought it was like, 0:11:13.840 --> 0:11:16.600 you know, Virginia, West Virginia there in I mean, Alaska 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:18.400 is another planet. 0:11:18.360 --> 0:11:21.800 I know, and I live in Oregon, so it's it's 0:11:21.880 --> 0:11:26.199 kind of a long distance, not that bad. But her 0:11:26.360 --> 0:11:29.920 husband is, uh, he's out of the military now and 0:11:29.960 --> 0:11:34.120 he's like going to school to like be an airline mechanic. 0:11:34.520 --> 0:11:40.280 And she's still active duty on days in Alaska. But 0:11:41.040 --> 0:11:44.040 we've gone up there to visit with them and we 0:11:44.160 --> 0:11:47.920 stay with them, or they'll come down here, and uh, 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:53.880 her husband's got family in Koo's Day and then her 0:11:54.120 --> 0:11:58.960 dad lives in Eugene, so they have plenty of reasons 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:01.720 to come and visit and spend time out here. And 0:12:02.160 --> 0:12:04.200 typically if they want to like go on a vacation 0:12:04.400 --> 0:12:08.440 or something, then she'll she'll bring our girl out here 0:12:08.480 --> 0:12:14.320 and she'll come and stay with us. But uh, but yeah, 0:12:14.320 --> 0:12:17.760 it's it's interesting, you know. I feel really bad for 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:20.960 people that have all these like toxic relationships with their 0:12:22.280 --> 0:12:27.080 kids Bob or kid's dad or their family or whatever. 0:12:27.280 --> 0:12:29.920 It's like every time I tell people about them, it's 0:12:30.360 --> 0:12:33.120 it's like the exact opposite. Everybody loves each other and 0:12:33.160 --> 0:12:37.920 we spend time together and nobody has any problems. We 0:12:38.040 --> 0:12:42.360 just we just have this distance, which kind of sucks, 0:12:42.440 --> 0:12:46.680 and it's they'd decide that I'd all get to see 0:12:46.720 --> 0:12:51.480 her every day again. But I feel like there's a 0:12:51.520 --> 0:12:56.280 good opportunity for her mom to come back and them 0:12:56.320 --> 0:13:00.120 to kind of live out here, whether that's still in 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:05.960 the military or something. But we we've been we've been 0:13:05.960 --> 0:13:08.800 baking at work. She's going to come and she's going 0:13:08.880 --> 0:13:11.080 to come and spend a week with us here in 0:13:11.120 --> 0:13:15.319 like two weeks, So I'm excited about that. But yeah, 0:13:15.360 --> 0:13:18.680 it's been her Her whole life has just been this 0:13:19.520 --> 0:13:21.880 extra relationship. It's like she's got. 0:13:21.840 --> 0:13:26.280 Her So she's seven and her she made like, she 0:13:26.320 --> 0:13:28.760 goes to school and she has a pretty stable life 0:13:28.920 --> 0:13:33.199 in Alaska. That's where she mainly lives. Yeah, and how 0:13:33.240 --> 0:13:35.640 often in the past seven years has she gone to 0:13:35.880 --> 0:13:36.559 like be with you. 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:40.360 Uh, Well, she lived with us for that whole year 0:13:41.280 --> 0:13:45.920 post COVID and then since then we get to see 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:50.240 her in person maybe like three or four times a year, 0:13:50.600 --> 0:13:54.400 which which sucks. But I do get to FaceTime with 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:58.240 her a lot, so her her mom will always you know, 0:13:59.120 --> 0:14:04.079 call us back or talk with this or whatever. It's 0:14:04.840 --> 0:14:07.280 like I said, it's not it's not a toxic relationship. 0:14:07.360 --> 0:14:12.160 There's this distance. But she did just sign another, uh 0:14:12.920 --> 0:14:16.080 another enlistment I think like a year ago, So they're 0:14:16.080 --> 0:14:19.960 gonna be out in Alaska for at least another two years. 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:23.360 Before would you ever move to Alaska? 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:27.160 No, I can't. I can't really live out there. I 0:14:27.200 --> 0:14:29.360 really know, like I know that they want to leave, 0:14:29.560 --> 0:14:33.280 Like I know that this isn't like a permanent thing 0:14:33.360 --> 0:14:39.200 of either her and them being there or or her 0:14:40.080 --> 0:14:44.320 mom staying in the military. I think she wants to 0:14:44.400 --> 0:14:48.240 leave eventually. It's just this is just kind of her 0:14:48.320 --> 0:14:52.720 job and it. Uh. The one thing about it is 0:14:52.800 --> 0:14:56.240 it's really it's really given our family like a lot 0:14:56.280 --> 0:15:00.480 of stability. Like she's always had like a roof of 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:03.600 her head. And you know, obviously the military pays for 0:15:03.640 --> 0:15:08.000 their housing and a lot of their expenses are kind 0:15:08.040 --> 0:15:11.000 of free. Like when she was born, we didn't have 0:15:11.040 --> 0:15:14.280 a hospital bill, like there's no debt associated with that. 0:15:16.240 --> 0:15:21.000 She also has you know, like the good military health 0:15:21.040 --> 0:15:27.640 insurance and stuff like that. Like h on my side, 0:15:27.840 --> 0:15:35.360 like my family like has like the financial system that's 0:15:35.400 --> 0:15:40.000 like set up to like make sure that we're all comfortable. 0:15:40.400 --> 0:15:45.640 Like we have this trust right now that uh from 0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:48.960 my grandpa that we get like a percentage of it, 0:15:49.160 --> 0:15:51.880 so like every month she gets like a couple of 0:15:51.920 --> 0:15:58.040 grand So we kind of let her. 0:15:59.440 --> 0:15:59.960 For uh. 0:16:02.040 --> 0:16:08.240 Or bobbin husband because it didn't really have to like 0:16:09.560 --> 0:16:12.760 say for her. We just I don't know, it's like 0:16:12.800 --> 0:16:15.960 everything is just kind of taken care of and we 0:16:16.120 --> 0:16:19.280 just kind of have to work towards seeing each other 0:16:19.360 --> 0:16:24.000 right now. But yeah, the goal is they just they 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:28.200 would eventually come out here to Portland and we would 0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:29.880 all be this big, happy family. 0:16:30.680 --> 0:16:33.240 Boone, I have a question. Do you keep yawning or 0:16:33.320 --> 0:16:37.600 is that you like taking a second to smoke a joint. 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:42.080 I'm not yawning. I'm I'm either smoking or trying to 0:16:42.520 --> 0:16:43.920 trying to breed. You want me to sit down? 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:46.040 No, I don't. I don't want you to do anything. 0:16:46.040 --> 0:16:48.040 I was I was just genuinely curious. 0:16:49.120 --> 0:16:51.200 No, I've just thought I've just got to walk. I'll 0:16:51.240 --> 0:16:58.280 either hit this blood or trying to trying to breathe. 0:16:59.120 --> 0:17:02.520 Do you how is the moon Rocks Blunt treating you? 0:17:03.600 --> 0:17:04.400 That's pretty nice? 0:17:05.760 --> 0:17:09.199 Hmm, Yeah, this is you know, it's interesting. It's interesting 0:17:09.240 --> 0:17:11.879 dynamic you got going on, because like, yeah, it's a 0:17:11.960 --> 0:17:16.280 very a lot of like you know, uh, I grew 0:17:16.359 --> 0:17:18.440 up with my parents divorced, but I was lucky because 0:17:18.480 --> 0:17:22.920 they might they lived like not even in the same state, 0:17:22.960 --> 0:17:25.119 but they were like down the street for me too. 0:17:25.160 --> 0:17:28.240 Yeah, you know, but you and I are really similar 0:17:28.359 --> 0:17:30.959 like that. My parents divorced when I was like seven, 0:17:31.320 --> 0:17:35.240 and they've always lived like in the same town. 0:17:35.960 --> 0:17:39.200 Yeah, and it's Uh, you know, it's funny the nuclear 0:17:39.359 --> 0:17:44.720 family of like I I, I do kind of tend 0:17:44.800 --> 0:17:49.560 to understand that there are a lot of different family setups. 0:17:49.840 --> 0:17:54.840 There's a lot of different dynamics. I mean, ideally, you 0:17:54.920 --> 0:17:58.320 have two parents who are like involved at minimum, at 0:17:58.480 --> 0:18:04.840 minimum two parents who like give a fuck about you, 0:18:04.840 --> 0:18:08.879 you know, right, two parents who give a fuck about you. 0:18:08.960 --> 0:18:12.800 But you can you can have There's many different types 0:18:12.880 --> 0:18:19.600 of successful family dynamics that exist in Yeah, I think 0:18:19.720 --> 0:18:24.639 I think I've always thought that there was only one. 0:18:25.400 --> 0:18:28.040 But I think as I get older, as I like 0:18:29.080 --> 0:18:31.359 learn about stuff and you know, talk to people like, 0:18:31.560 --> 0:18:36.600 it's not uh, you know, life is life is life, 0:18:36.640 --> 0:18:38.840 and there's a lot of different things that can happen, 0:18:38.880 --> 0:18:43.679 and uh, you know, you can still have a successful, healthy, 0:18:44.200 --> 0:18:48.000 happy child and many different dynamics. I mean, that's a 0:18:48.040 --> 0:18:53.480 tough one for sure, with uh, your daughter living all 0:18:53.480 --> 0:18:56.880 the way in fucking Alaska. But yeah, man, I hope 0:18:56.920 --> 0:18:59.119 that I hope that one day she is able to 0:18:59.119 --> 0:19:01.600 move a little bit closer to you. I'm sure that 0:19:01.640 --> 0:19:04.600 I'm sure that it's not like it doesn't sound like 0:19:04.640 --> 0:19:09.600 your ex is completely stoked on living in Alaska forever. 0:19:09.840 --> 0:19:10.640 So there's that too. 0:19:10.840 --> 0:19:14.120 Now they don't they don't seem to seem to love it. 0:19:15.040 --> 0:19:17.840 What's your name again, Chris boom boom? Oh, I say, 0:19:17.960 --> 0:19:22.480 Chris boom boo. I'm gonna let you finish your blunt walk, 0:19:22.600 --> 0:19:25.920 but I appreciate you giving us a little window into 0:19:25.960 --> 0:19:30.120 your life today. This was This was an interesting little snippet. 0:19:31.320 --> 0:19:34.320 Well, thanks, I do have one thing that I wanted 0:19:34.359 --> 0:19:41.000 to say. Please, I'm like two inches away from proposing 0:19:41.119 --> 0:19:45.399 to my girlfriend and we're gonna we're gonna share this 0:19:45.480 --> 0:19:47.679 whole cute life together. 0:19:47.760 --> 0:19:49.679 Okay, they wait that just okay, just now, just now 0:19:49.720 --> 0:19:51.760 what you did? Was that? Were you breathing? What was that? 0:19:53.440 --> 0:19:53.640 Oh? 0:19:54.040 --> 0:19:57.679 Uh yeah, that was that was a little young Okay, 0:19:58.840 --> 0:20:00.600 I continue. I was just curious about what that was. 0:20:01.840 --> 0:20:04.159 Oh no, I was just gonna say, we're about to 0:20:04.160 --> 0:20:08.000 get engaged. Her ring is almost done being made, and 0:20:08.080 --> 0:20:10.720 I'm just I'm super siped about it. Everything's just kind 0:20:10.720 --> 0:20:14.600 of falling into place that's got all these good things 0:20:14.720 --> 0:20:19.439 and all these things to kind of look forward to 0:20:19.560 --> 0:20:25.000 and take advantage of. But but I don't know, there's 0:20:25.000 --> 0:20:26.080 still so much that I want. 0:20:27.840 --> 0:20:31.120 My man, you'll find it or you won't, but you'll 0:20:31.119 --> 0:20:33.800 find something. You'll find something. You're high walking around in 0:20:33.800 --> 0:20:36.719 the woods. You'll find something. Youreverb you're both literally and 0:20:36.760 --> 0:20:41.160 proverbially proverbially high walking around in the woods, So you'll 0:20:41.160 --> 0:20:41.680 find something. 0:20:42.640 --> 0:20:43.320 I think you're right. 0:20:43.600 --> 0:20:45.359 Thank you for calling Boone. 0:20:45.640 --> 0:20:46.000 Thank you. 0:20:48.480 --> 0:20:54.119 That was Boone. Interesting, interesting family dynamic. A moon rocks blunt? 0:20:54.119 --> 0:20:55.879 Hold on, I'm gonna look that up. What is a 0:20:55.920 --> 0:21:07.040 moon rocks blunt? Boone rocks blunt? Okay, yeah, it's basically 0:21:08.880 --> 0:21:16.439 it's infused stuff. Did Weed is crazy? It only and 0:21:16.480 --> 0:21:21.560 it only gets crazier. It just keeps getting crazy. Well, 0:21:21.640 --> 0:21:23.880 look at this guy. This guy uploaded a YouTube video 0:21:24.160 --> 0:21:28.959 five moon rocks in one backwood. Do you guys remember 0:21:29.000 --> 0:21:33.919 custom Grow four twenty? What's he up to? Can you 0:21:34.000 --> 0:21:37.160 still like smoke a shit ton of weed on YouTube? Anymore? 0:21:39.920 --> 0:21:42.240 Someone find that out? Can you still? Can you still 0:21:42.280 --> 0:21:49.240 smoke obnoxious amounts of weed on YouTube? Anymore? Someone? Someone 0:21:49.240 --> 0:21:50.119 find that out? 0:21:51.240 --> 0:21:51.520 Thank you? 0:21:51.560 --> 0:22:01.440 Boone? Hello, Hi there, what's your name? My name is Sedona? 0:22:02.640 --> 0:22:03.000 Yeah? 0:22:04.000 --> 0:22:07.840 Like, is there am I? There's a Sodona in Arizona? 0:22:07.960 --> 0:22:11.080 Right there is? That's what I'm named after? 0:22:11.960 --> 0:22:13.000 Are you from there? 0:22:14.480 --> 0:22:14.640 No? 0:22:14.720 --> 0:22:15.040 I'm not. 0:22:15.200 --> 0:22:23.520 I'm from Tennessee, Tennessee, Tennessee, Tennessee. Sedona from Tennessee. Mm hmmm, 0:22:24.119 --> 0:22:27.439 Sadonah from Tennessee. What's going on? Oh, it says you 0:22:27.520 --> 0:22:29.880 texted me and you said I got engaged at your 0:22:29.960 --> 0:22:36.760 live show and then my fiance left me for my girlfriend. 0:22:37.920 --> 0:22:44.320 Yeah, unfortunately, I got like engaged at your show. Like 0:22:45.480 --> 0:22:50.639 I think it was like maybe like two years ago. Sorry, 0:22:50.640 --> 0:22:52.040 I'm just so nervous. 0:22:52.520 --> 0:22:55.800 The one uh oh, you gotta get okay, Uh yeah, 0:22:55.840 --> 0:22:57.440 you must have gotten engaged at one of the shows 0:22:57.480 --> 0:23:00.200 at Zany's. Was it was the one with uh get 0:23:00.240 --> 0:23:01.439 you dope? 0:23:01.800 --> 0:23:02.960 Yeah? Yeah he was there. 0:23:03.480 --> 0:23:06.360 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah he was uh yeah, that's ship. Yeah, 0:23:06.359 --> 0:23:08.040 there's two people who got engaged. 0:23:09.160 --> 0:23:11.840 Yeah, I remember, I remember I was. I felt so 0:23:12.040 --> 0:23:14.800 bad too, because that's why I ended up being like 0:23:14.840 --> 0:23:15.440 the whole show. 0:23:16.240 --> 0:23:18.679 Yeah, I mean, you know, it's funny. Okay. Actually, I'll 0:23:18.720 --> 0:23:20.639 be honest, some people complained about that. I thought it 0:23:20.680 --> 0:23:22.440 was cool. I thought it was a fun shot. I 0:23:22.440 --> 0:23:29.840 thought it was a lot of good energy. Yeah but wait, 0:23:29.880 --> 0:23:31.600 do you were you the first couple that got engaged 0:23:31.640 --> 0:23:32.320 with the second one? 0:23:33.320 --> 0:23:40.160 No, I was actually the second, the second one mmm, okay, yeah. 0:23:39.200 --> 0:23:41.560 And then your fiance ended up leaving you for your 0:23:41.880 --> 0:23:43.240 uh for one of your friends. 0:23:44.440 --> 0:23:52.520 No, it was like we'd polly. Uh yeah, so I had. 0:23:52.760 --> 0:23:56.439 We had we actually my our girlfriend she actually like 0:23:56.680 --> 0:23:59.560 lived with us and every thinking it's it's kind of 0:23:59.560 --> 0:24:01.199 a long story. Do you want to hear it? I 0:24:01.200 --> 0:24:01.520 don't know. 0:24:01.640 --> 0:24:05.000 I do want to hear it. But also, okay, a 0:24:05.040 --> 0:24:11.120 couple things. You're okay because of the polyamorous dynamic of it, 0:24:11.160 --> 0:24:14.959 isn't it like? So you I don't understand when you 0:24:14.960 --> 0:24:18.399 got married to your fiance at the time, were you 0:24:18.560 --> 0:24:19.479 not Polly? 0:24:21.200 --> 0:24:25.000 We we have always been Polly, but whenever we got engaged, 0:24:25.040 --> 0:24:27.600 we didn't have like a girlfriend or anything. 0:24:27.960 --> 0:24:32.240 Okay, So you got engaged to this guy was a. 0:24:32.200 --> 0:24:34.040 Guy, right, it was a girl? 0:24:34.880 --> 0:24:38.200 Oh wait, I remember it was a girl. You got me. 0:24:38.600 --> 0:24:43.480 You engaged to a lady, and then you got a girlfriend. 0:24:43.960 --> 0:24:44.360 Mm hmm. 0:24:44.760 --> 0:24:48.560 And then the lady you were engaged with left you 0:24:49.000 --> 0:24:50.760 to be with your girlfriend. 0:24:51.760 --> 0:24:53.240 Yes, it's terrible. 0:24:53.840 --> 0:24:56.080 This is like a call of duty free for all. 0:24:56.880 --> 0:24:58.400 Oh no, I just. 0:24:59.080 --> 0:25:02.879 Oh my gosh, it's just I don't even know. And 0:25:03.040 --> 0:25:06.320 it happened in like April two, and like I've already 0:25:06.320 --> 0:25:09.320 got like a place with my own. I'm trying to 0:25:09.400 --> 0:25:12.760 like get my life back together, but like for some reason, 0:25:12.880 --> 0:25:16.320