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Speaker 3: It's Brooklyn Boys Slice time for episode three fourteen and
Speaker 3: before anything in the past, before before. It could be
Speaker 3: a lot of before, a lot of before. I mean,
Speaker 3: you could be commenting on episode six if.
Speaker 1: You want to.
Speaker 4: I'm calling about the conversation about the garbage pails in
Speaker 4: the studio that said boa on them.
Speaker 1: My god. Sometimes we get a few of those comments.
Speaker 1: I love it. I think it's great that people go
Speaker 1: back and listen to the ones that they missed. And
Speaker 1: if you're a.
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Speaker 1: Yeah it is Porsche. How to pronounce it? It is Porsche. Technically.
Speaker 1: We got some classics in there. Oh we had some
Speaker 1: good times, good times, you know.
Speaker 3: And I challenge people, rather than listening to just this episode,
Speaker 3: go back and listen and just just pick something at
Speaker 3: random and add to it.
Speaker 1: Just pick something from the It.
Speaker 3: Was nothing to add the first one hundred, the first
Speaker 3: one hundred the episode.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I like I like the ups one. Episode
Speaker 4: twenty one a classic. The large box on my driveway.
Speaker 4: That one, it was thirty thirty one, twenty four was good.
Speaker 4: A lot of good stuff. Anyway, Oh, the deal episode
Speaker 4: was what one thirteen something just joining us for the
Speaker 4: first time. This is the companion episode of the Brooklyn
Speaker 4: Boys podcast. This is not an actual episode of the
Speaker 4: Brooklyn Boys podcast. This is just a reaction to uh
Speaker 4: past episode.
Speaker 1: It's listener feedback.
Speaker 4: Yeah, for the episode we just did and previous as
Speaker 4: we just discussed, right, but it's also it's also jam
Speaker 4: packed with humor of course always comedy.
Speaker 3: So we're hearing these for the first time. Someone asked
Speaker 3: me that once, they said, do you preview these? No,
Speaker 3: we're that kind of time to sit around listen to
Speaker 3: these calls and then listen to them again. I open
Speaker 3: up the app, I sit here, sit here, I could
Speaker 3: see what's waiting for us visually.
Speaker 1: I pressed the button, hit the play button.
Speaker 3: Visually, Yes, I see them, and then I pressed the
Speaker 3: play button, and then you know, we just we hear
Speaker 3: it together live Brodie and I respond live as we
Speaker 3: hear your ah.
Speaker 1: That's all right right, yeah, just press the microphone button.
Speaker 3: Listening to the iHeartRadio app exclusively in order to.
Speaker 1: Comment on a future episode. I'm sitting in the dark
Speaker 1: with a light on my face. Do I look you
Speaker 1: look good. I like that mood lighting. Yeah, mood lighting
Speaker 1: very nice.
Speaker 3: It takes away your your blemishes and crevices. I have
Speaker 3: none of those crevice I'm sitting.
Speaker 5: On broken boys. How are you doing this? Fernando from Woodbridge?
Speaker 5: And there's a couple I link to discuss. One of
Speaker 5: them be in d C from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Speaker 5: Regarding the dueling pianos where Donald says something to Daffy,
Speaker 5: then daf He says something to Donald. I don't want
Speaker 5: to go into the specifics, but you guys could discuss it.
Speaker 5: Hold on for the next one.
Speaker 1: Where are we going?
Speaker 5: Brooklyn boys? Friend again from Woodbridge regarding the second one,
Speaker 5: and I swear it happened. But wasn't there a case
Speaker 5: where Brody was wrong? I swear, like I said, I
Speaker 5: swear it happened. Maybe clarified me on that this loop?
Speaker 1: By all right?
Speaker 3: Well, first of all, you were very nondescript in giving
Speaker 3: the the example of the Mendela effect for who Framed
Speaker 3: Roger Rabbit? We don't want to give specifics.
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't Why wouldn't you?
Speaker 4: This is yeah, I think it's okay to spoil things
Speaker 4: now after after somebody is Yeah, thirty seven years.
Speaker 3: I feel like that was good. That was a bag
Speaker 3: of nothing right there. You didn't give us anything, tell
Speaker 3: us what it was. I'm I'm I don't even know
Speaker 3: what it was. There was a Mandela effect episode example
Speaker 3: there all right. By the way, mandel effect is when
Speaker 3: you remember something one way but it happened to another.
Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, I think that's yep.
Speaker 6: Hi, Brooklyn boys, this is Mary from Marlton, New Jersey.
Speaker 6: I want to comment about the baby shower topic. As
Speaker 6: a woman, I don't necessarily think I enjoy baby showers
Speaker 6: unless it was for like a close family or friend.
Speaker 6: I enjoyed my own baby shower though we had a
Speaker 6: baby cue. We called it with Mission barbecue, not a sponsor,
Speaker 6: and we had really racist I wish I'd make it
Speaker 6: fun because it was co ed.
Speaker 1: Love you guys, she said, not a sponsor.
Speaker 3: And yeah, of course you're gonna love your own baby shower.
Speaker 3: That's what they're made for for you and your family.
Speaker 7: Pretty scary born canal so float ju. Yeah, baby showers.
Speaker 7: Both my kids didn't even show up to them.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 9: My wife said, it's totally cool.
Speaker 7: She knows I didn't want to go. She really like
Speaker 7: it was.
Speaker 6: I was.
Speaker 10: I mean, I was super respectful.
Speaker 7: I said, look, I really don't think I friends.
Speaker 9: She said, totally understandable. And I actually went to a
Speaker 9: Dolphins game for one of them. So yeah, uh no.
Speaker 11: And while we're on the.
Speaker 9: Topic of showers, what is the fucking point of them?
Speaker 9: You know, you have a bachelor at party, get it,
Speaker 9: bachelor party, get it, but there's no room shower. What
Speaker 9: the fuck a bridal shower? Well, I have to buy
Speaker 9: your president that time.
Speaker 12: And then also at the wedding, like what I.
Speaker 11: Don't understand, like I tell my wife, and then on
Speaker 11: top of that.
Speaker 9: When the baby shower, because most people will just get
Speaker 9: you the president when the baby's born. You know, you
Speaker 9: have a registry, and when the baby's born, you get it.
Speaker 9: Why would you like, I just don't understand shit.
Speaker 1: I questioned the same thing. Yeah, and I.
Speaker 7: Agree With's scary that all the fake smiles are there,
Speaker 7: all of them are there in the fucking pink and
Speaker 7: all that bullshit.
Speaker 9: My wife tells me it. You know, she's real. She's like,
Speaker 9: she tries to get out of there as soon as
Speaker 9: she can. She shows up, drops the president off to
Speaker 9: hide everyone, and then you know, she'll flip out whenever
Speaker 9: she can. It's all bullshit, you know, because then it's like, oh,
Speaker 9: I'll go to the wedding in a month, and then
Speaker 9: it's this, it's fucking time and money. Can you spend
Speaker 9: on one person?
Speaker 1: Exactly?
Speaker 3: It's all yeah, because let's face it, it's self absorbed.
Speaker 1: And it's right. I mean, would you agree, Brody?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I couldn't agree more.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't want to be sitting in there
Speaker 3: in the restaurant while you're doing that. You know, it's
Speaker 3: for one person, you know, and and and that's great.
Speaker 3: It's nice and celebratory, but it gets old quick. And
Speaker 3: let's face it, your time is valuable. Shouldn't you be
Speaker 3: doing something else with your time? And my time's not
Speaker 3: that valuable these days. Okay, that might be the highlight
Speaker 3: of my week. So you know what, show up at
Speaker 3: all the showers. Invite Brody to your baby shower?
Speaker 1: Everyone? Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 13: Hey Brooklyn boys, this is missus lebof calling from the water.
Speaker 13: Longtime listener, first time caller, and you're looking for new callers.
Speaker 13: I'm pretty shy, but you know I'm doing what I can.
Speaker 13: I just want to say I love you guys. Keep
Speaker 13: with the rants, keep with the bullshit. It's lice for life.
Speaker 1: Thank you appreciate it. Related to Shaya, I don't know.
Speaker 13: Hey, Brooklyn boy, this is above calling again. Listen to
Speaker 13: the podcast a couple of days ago. I remember you
Speaker 13: were talking about the guy that was being a jerk
Speaker 13: to the lady. I mean me as a a smaller
Speaker 13: young lady. You know, I probably would say something snarky
Speaker 13: and probably gotten away with it. But you scary as
Speaker 13: a grown kind of douchebaggy attitude man would probably missus
Speaker 13: lebuff again third time, sorry, last one. So I want
Speaker 13: to say I love you guys. Thanks for making my
Speaker 13: day go by so much faster. I work in an
Speaker 13: environment where I shouldn't be more. I had phones, but
Speaker 13: if I don't, I will die of boredom. So thank
Speaker 13: you for getting me through my day. Thanks keep taking
Speaker 13: out the great podcast. Love you guys. Nice for life.
Speaker 13: Scary Rody all.
Speaker 1: Right, thank you appreciate that. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I thought I lost her there for a second. She's
Speaker 3: said the douchebaggery. I'm like, okay, douchebag comments. I'm like
Speaker 3: winning fans real quick.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 14: Hey, I'm one by Dean Jr. From Mexico. My dad
Speaker 14: is Juan by Dance. I'm his first son that he
Speaker 14: lived back in Mexico. And Scary, I pronounce you to
Speaker 14: be my godfather. So send me my five hundred dollars
Speaker 14: to that girl that got mad about the cheese life.
Speaker 14: If I would have known she was gonna pay for
Speaker 14: the cheeseburger, I would have asked for a double cheeseburger.
Speaker 1: Bitch, fuck you.
Speaker 4: That's, of course the Bronzino woman from a few episodes ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's still going. I love it. Yeah, it's still
Speaker 1: angry about it.
Speaker 14: That would hit a nerve in my English is not
Speaker 14: that good, but it's better than and for those people
Speaker 14: that be living more than five pop backs. This is
Speaker 14: not a therapy session or this is not a fucking
Speaker 14: dating app.
Speaker 15: Go get to friends, man.
Speaker 5: But besides that, you guys are cool.
Speaker 1: Thank you, appreciate you. Thank you. Bro Valdez Jr. I
Speaker 1: love that.
Speaker 16: Scary and Brodie Birdie and Scary go roady me from CT.
Speaker 16: Jamie from Queen's is a true queen, coming straight out
Speaker 16: of Queen's New York. Her talk packs are like royalty
Speaker 16: for the BBP. She probably hasn't inn a fenline glamour
Speaker 16: about her face. With dark hair and wholesome white outfits,
Speaker 16: she's a monochrome field of dreams, shoulders back and continues
Speaker 16: to smash through the world series of life like la
Speaker 16: through New York.
Speaker 1: Thank you so poetic, always poetic. Somebody needs a job
Speaker 1: with the Wholemark Company. So what I'm thinking, brodiy and scary.
Speaker 17: It's Maddie from Brooklyn on the Bronx. I just want
Speaker 17: to thank the gentleman who actually said he would stand
Speaker 17: up for that lady and do something about the crazy guy.
Speaker 17: Everybody else, including you, Scary, You got bitch answers. This
Speaker 17: is exactly what people think that they could do and
Speaker 17: say whatever they want, especially to woman. Come on, man,
Speaker 17: how are you from Brooklyn? And you're oh, I'm scared?
Speaker 17: What if he does something?
Speaker 11: Back?
Speaker 17: Stop it and you got your boys there?
Speaker 1: Stop it?
Speaker 17: And another thing, don't you be mean to Jamie from Queens.
Speaker 17: She's a goddamn gem and her story was on point.
Speaker 17: It's not her fault. You guys didn't get.
Speaker 1: It all right.
Speaker 17: Last thing, guys, this steak dinner thing. I'm gonna die
Speaker 17: on this hill Scary. You owe it to Brody. It's
Speaker 17: been proven over and over and over again. As an attorney,
Speaker 17: I'm all about the evidence and the proof. You've agreed
Speaker 17: to it so many times. You should have asked him
Speaker 17: to go with you, obviously, and obviously it would not
Speaker 17: have counted towards the steak dinner, because the entire point
Speaker 17: was for you to suffer financial hardship, just like Brody did.
Speaker 3: Get him as you're a bad attorney because I owed
Speaker 3: him a steak dinner and I paid him as three
Speaker 3: steak dinners.
Speaker 1: And that's it.
Speaker 3: It has nothing to do with painting suffering on Nope,
Speaker 3: ain't it suffering on the wall. It was not part
Speaker 3: of it. That was Brodie's added thing that he threw
Speaker 3: in there. Nope, that's the point of contention.
Speaker 1: Nope.
Speaker 18: Mike from Delaware, Scary, you are very lucky Brodie did
Speaker 18: not decide to give you an upper decker when he
Speaker 18: was in your home alone. I've never done it to anyone,
Speaker 18: never had it done to me, but I think that'd
Speaker 18: be hilarious. I think all the other slices would agree.
Speaker 18: So Brody, next time you're alone in Scary's apartment, make
Speaker 18: sure to leave him a good old upper decker. I'm
Speaker 18: sure him and Robin would appreciate it. Now, thanks, thanks
Speaker 18: for all laugh Thanks. It's he and Robin by the way.
Speaker 18: But no, that's not my style. That's Greg t the
Speaker 18: Jersey Kids style. So let me explain the difference between
Speaker 18: a class comedian and a class clown.
Speaker 1: Billy Crystal told his story.
Speaker 4: So in case you what he's like, Oh, you're a
Speaker 4: class clown, he goes, No, I was a class comedian.
Speaker 1: Here's the difference.
Speaker 4: The class clown is the guy on Friday night who
Speaker 4: runs across the football if the high schoo football game
Speaker 4: across the field naked. That's the class clown.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: The class comedian is the guy who talked him into
Speaker 4: it and told the movie funny.
Speaker 1: You see the difference.
Speaker 3: The clown is the person who does the joke and
Speaker 3: falls on the sword. I'm not a clown. I'm a comedian.
Speaker 3: I'm a comedy writer. I wouldn't take it dump in
Speaker 3: his toilet. What I was gonna do was put on
Speaker 3: his his shirt and then show you how it didn't
Speaker 3: fit me, because you know I've lost weight and be like,
Speaker 3: look at me in this big shirt and be like
Speaker 3: wearing my like when you wear your dad's shirt as
Speaker 3: a kid.
Speaker 1: I was gonna do that when you're.
Speaker 3: Going to recreate the Friends episode, Can I be wearing
Speaker 3: any more clothing?
Speaker 1: No? No, scary? Could I be wearing any more clothing?
Speaker 8: Come on, friends, Hey, brookeingn boys, This is Chris, call
Speaker 8: me from North Carolina and I wanted to talk about
Speaker 8: the favorite pies. You guys missed the perfect opportunity to
Speaker 8: mention pie is your favorite pie.
Speaker 1: I mean it's in your logo.
Speaker 8: Come on, guys, you're better than this either way, brookod boys,
Speaker 8: don't scary.
Speaker 1: Pizza. Pizza is not pie.
Speaker 4: Hold on, hold on now, wait a minute. If you
Speaker 4: go and you havn't a party, right, you know I'm
Speaker 4: gonna want a nine pies, you would We do call
Speaker 4: him pizza pies. We don't call them pizza pies. But
Speaker 4: that's savory. Anything savory is.
Speaker 1: Not the pie pies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but when we think I'm going to the store
Speaker 3: to get a pizza pie, but pizza but pies. When
Speaker 3: I think pie, I think I think sweet. I don't
Speaker 3: think chicken pot pie is also pie?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 1: Where do you draw the line?
Speaker 3: No, what chicken pop pie is pie. No, yeah, but
Speaker 3: it's savory. It doesn't that doesn't count. If somebody said
Speaker 3: you want pie and they brought you chicken pop pie
Speaker 3: you need it is kish a pie, it's sort of
Speaker 3: pie ish. It's it's in pie crush, it's round, it's
Speaker 3: done the same way a pie. Now, but if you're yeah,
Speaker 3: but if if you're opening up the door for pizza
Speaker 3: to be pie, now, that's a whole the world pie
Speaker 3: that you let in.
Speaker 1: Now you're letting everything else.
Speaker 19: It is savory custard and pieces of cheese, meat, seafood
Speaker 19: or vegetables.
Speaker 4: It says, Keisha's a savory tart or pie. Yeah, Keisha's
Speaker 4: a pie keish pie, Okay, keish My.
Speaker 1: Ass morning fellas Many from Brooklyn.
Speaker 20: Hey, I just think Brodie, you missed something there with
Speaker 20: scoopy Jones. I thought I'm sure you were gonna call
Speaker 20: them scooby Jones. All right, anyway, have a good day, guys.
Speaker 3: Why was I gonna call you scoopy Jones? Not so
Speaker 3: because you are because you scooped all the you were
Speaker 3: doing the food. Yeah, all right, I should have called
Speaker 3: you scoopy.
Speaker 1: You're right.
Speaker 21: Victoria from Brooklyn here for the love of God, scary.
Speaker 21: It's not chimsy, it's chensy. How many times do I
Speaker 21: have to listen to you say it on the podcast?
Speaker 1: I'm screaming here, it's chintzy, it's chimsy. It is chinsy.
Speaker 3: But by the way, when he said it, I look
Speaker 3: it up because I was like, am I wrong?
Speaker 4: I can't be wrong. It's chinsey and he's he says chinsey.
Speaker 4: I don't know why he says chinsey. Chinsey's when you
Speaker 4: eat too much and you have like double chins. He said,
Speaker 4: fat guy's chinsey. Chinsey is cheap chinsey Chinsey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Victoria, thank.
Speaker 9: You Brooklyn Here.
Speaker 21: So the resting bitch Face lady, what you need to
Speaker 21: do is in the dead of night, put a piece
Speaker 21: of paper in her mailbox that just says cheater, and
Speaker 21: that's it. She's not gonna cheat anymore. Otherwise, have like
Speaker 21: an impartial referee be at the games to just call
Speaker 21: high ass out.
Speaker 4: Okay, I got talking about uh Patty, resting bitch face
Speaker 4: a couple of things. I've got a major cheating besting
Speaker 4: resting bitch Face story, two stories about her for the
Speaker 4: next episode of The Brooklyn Boys Number two.
Speaker 1: I love the way she said, paper paper. I love.
Speaker 1: That's all that is. That is our hometown right now,
Speaker 1: that's our neighborhood right there. That's it.
Speaker 4: You put a piece of paper paper, love it. And
Speaker 4: by the way, not making fun of you. Absolutely love
Speaker 4: that accent.
Speaker 22: What's that fellas?
Speaker 23: It's firm from Atlanta and listening to episode three fourteen
Speaker 23: talking about pranking.
Speaker 16: And.
Speaker 23: You know, I think a funny one would have been
Speaker 23: brody kind of you know, nothing too too crazy.
Speaker 9: But if you'd have taken all the toilet paper.
Speaker 23: Out of Scary's place so when he got home and
Speaker 23: had to use the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Don't give him any ideas. I like that toilet paper. No,
Speaker 1: I like that a lot.
Speaker 3: In fact, I may have to go to scaries apartment
Speaker 3: when he's not there again.
Speaker 1: You'll give it up. You'll never get a key to
Speaker 1: my place again, sure will.
Speaker 4: I'll call up as you and give the guy the
Speaker 4: code at the front desk and tell him that this
Speaker 4: is a Scary from such and such apartment. I know,
Speaker 4: I know what your information already, I know what to say,
Speaker 4: I know the code word.
Speaker 24: A good prank would have been to change Scary's password
Speaker 24: on his three million dollars system. No, and don't tell
Speaker 24: him about it and then have him try to figure
Speaker 24: out what.
Speaker 17: The hell it was.
Speaker 3: No, these are all bad ideas. I should have taken
Speaker 3: his gold microphone. That's what I should have done.
Speaker 11: I played a prank on my sister on her wedding night.
Speaker 11: I stuck into her apartment and I made a lot
Speaker 11: of to go off every hour for starting at three
Speaker 11: o'clock in the morning until seven in the morning, and
Speaker 11: she had a delaite for a flight at.
Speaker 25: Ten o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 11: My brother in law was pretty mad and one point
Speaker 11: was throwing underwear out of a drawer trying to find
Speaker 11: you where a larmlocks were.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's not bad. She scary wakes up to his
Speaker 4: phone alarm. He doesn't have an alarm by his table
Speaker 4: that I could.
Speaker 10: Find brody and scary and never scary and brody. This
Speaker 10: is well from saying tea, thank you will. All I
Speaker 10: got to say is you guys are the best, also scary.
Speaker 10: You don't ol Scottie shit. It's as far he was
Speaker 10: speeding brody. Those pickleball characters are hilarious, especially the resting
Speaker 10: pitch face. She should be called just pickle bitch. See
Speaker 10: pickle bitch. Okay, and fuck shit, Freddy, it is hilarious.
Speaker 3: I like that, all right, yeah, function wait till I
Speaker 3: tell you. Wait'll I tell you about Uh I got
Speaker 3: I got a new guy we never played with before
Speaker 3: that I have a name for him and everything, and
Speaker 3: uh pickle Bitch.
Speaker 1: I'll update you with pickle bitch stories next week.
Speaker 3: I feel you if you can do a podcast, a
Speaker 3: new podcast, Brody, where you just you interview all the
Speaker 3: people you play pickleball with. Well, here's I'm gonna give
Speaker 3: a little tease about the next episode of the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 4: It got so bad that the new guy with the
Speaker 4: new nickname walked off the court. He wouldn't play with
Speaker 4: pickle bitch. Wow, He's like, I won't play with you,
Speaker 4: and he walked off. There's some drama in this community.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you this pickleball drama, my friend.
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll hear about that craziness the next Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 1: We are motoring through these motor and who sings that?
Speaker 1: Do you remember? Uh? The song? First? I know, I
Speaker 1: saw It's on the tip of my tongue.
Speaker 3: And binding mister yeah, b all right to now I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 1: Sister Christian, Sister Christian by night Ranger. There you go.
Speaker 1: You're going to sing the whole song and I know
Speaker 1: the name of it. Who say, hey be boys.
Speaker 3: Christy from Saddlebrooks Place for Life Brody.
Speaker 24: I am voting for resting bitch face.
Speaker 11: Not only is she lying about things being in.
Speaker 25: Versus out, but she's making stuff up.
Speaker 1: I played tennis and I've never heard.
Speaker 11: That lefties served first.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: And on another note, Boston cream Pie is half pie
Speaker 3: and half cake.
Speaker 20: Half a great week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it. Yeah, I'll subscribe to that.
Speaker 3: I'll stick my face in the Boston cream Pie, no problem.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you I stuck my face in a
Speaker 3: Boston cream donut earlier. I was in green Point, Brooklyn,
Speaker 3: and I went to the classic Peter Pan Bakery. If
Speaker 3: you know, you know it's been there forever. It's an
Speaker 3: institution and they make all the doughnuts from scratch. It's
Speaker 3: like going to Duncan. But it told me, how did
Speaker 3: you get there? Did you head north straight on till morning?
Speaker 3: I drove, my friends drove. Did you not get the
Speaker 3: Peter Pan reference right there?
Speaker 1: How did I get there? Oh? I did? I just
Speaker 1: a Peter Pan I got you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, okay, it's from the cartoon You'll never grow up, scary, No, never,
Speaker 4: he broke.
Speaker 1: Daddy and it's.
Speaker 15: Always brody and scary scary.
Speaker 1: How is it that you have years with his friends.
Speaker 15: You have your brooken boys, you have your boken crew,
Speaker 15: you have your.
Speaker 1: Whatever the fuck and you don't know.
Speaker 15: Which one was gonna fight and which was not gonna fight.
Speaker 1: What's what's up with this?
Speaker 26: So scary?
Speaker 15: Gents, this is your homework. You're gonna call British Warren
Speaker 15: and then American Warman. You're gonna call Indian Man. You're
Speaker 15: gonna call Sex on the Way David. You're gonna call
Speaker 15: fac maybe because Falco is an X cop. You're gonna
Speaker 15: call just keep Bryan and you're gonna ask them, Hey,
Speaker 15: I need to slap a white boy. Would you be down?
Speaker 1: And okay? Hey, by the way, get ready, bro.
Speaker 15: Gary, I love you. You eat the good ship. Stop
Speaker 15: overthinking it. Walk around for a couple of hours. You
Speaker 15: mustard the energy. Maybe run around. Cholesterol will go down.
Speaker 15: You just need a little more exercise. Whatever you're doing,
Speaker 15: it's not working. Mushrooms are not working. And uh, you know,
Speaker 15: fifty pounds of salami that you eat every morning. Definitely
Speaker 15: not working.
Speaker 1: Hey on that.
Speaker 15: Any who.
Speaker 1: Brody, uh, resting bitch.
Speaker 15: I cannot deal with resting bit trays.
Speaker 11: Hey.
Speaker 15: You know, if I'm playing with the guy that currents
Speaker 15: a lamb, I may step it up. It be like extra,
Speaker 15: you know, extra mainly man.
Speaker 27: But that wait, my boy, scary, so brody if you
Speaker 27: If I was to be alone and Scary just his houses,
Speaker 27: the first thing I would do the straighten up all
Speaker 27: the picture.
Speaker 1: Strinds, because the old crooked stress.
Speaker 15: The first thing that bothered me when I was at
Speaker 15: his house. The second thing I would do is I
Speaker 15: will put all the stuff in his refrigerator and his dryer,
Speaker 15: which he doesn't use, and then put the stuff in
Speaker 15: the dryer and the washer. And then I will grab
Speaker 15: the stack of papers that's been sitting there collecting us.
Speaker 15: I'll glue each one of them papers together so there's
Speaker 15: just one big block of paper. Because this is what
Speaker 15: people don't understand about Scary Jones. Scary Jones, he lives
Speaker 15: in the house, but he doesn't live in the house.
Speaker 15: You could change anything. He wouldn't realize it. For a week.
Speaker 15: He goes there, it takes a nap, goes to sleep,
Speaker 15: and then you know, Mosollam gets up the.
Speaker 1: Next morning, Wandveldes has been in my house. It's true,
Speaker 1: he has. He was in my house, so he knows.
Speaker 1: And yes, my pictures are crooked.
Speaker 4: It drives me crazy, but it was so dark I
Speaker 4: didn't want to like I would knock him off the wall.
Speaker 28: Hey, broken boys, it's Erica from Oldsmar, Florida. I think
Speaker 28: this just solidifies that I love you guys, because as
Speaker 28: soon as I saw it was episode three fourteen.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, it's a Pie episode.
Speaker 28: And then you continue to go on for six minutes
Speaker 28: about pie and it's pretty crazy. But I actually have
Speaker 28: a pie symbol tattoo on my leg and I have
Speaker 28: it memorized to twenty something digits.
Speaker 1: So I got her birthday. But does the does the
Speaker 1: two go on forever? Did she say that was her birthday?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 4: She said she is a tattoo of the of pie.
Speaker 4: Why would that's that's crazy? But are you a mathematician?
Speaker 4: Are you a math teacher?
Speaker 1: That's why I think three fourteen is her birthday? March fourteenth.
Speaker 1: She didn't say that though, but I'm assuming that's why
Speaker 1: else would you get a tattoo of pie because you
Speaker 1: love maths? Sure, I don't know. Or she likes circles
Speaker 1: she's a mathlete, sure ay, or a.
Speaker 9: Canal sofo jew about the cholesterol thing, that's scary talking
Speaker 9: about Yeah, my family has a hitcher at back class
Speaker 9: and doctors. I've told my family that custel can also
Speaker 9: be genetic to a certain point.
Speaker 23: Ultimately, not you know, scary, but like my dad.
Speaker 9: Had culture problems. Grandma Custer poms, my dad brothers custurer proms,
Speaker 9: and he's taking piloties on everything. Nothing's worked.
Speaker 1: M Hi.
Speaker 19: This is Ariel from upstate New York. Brody. In regards
Speaker 19: to the episode three fourteen, that vicious pickleball lady, I
Speaker 19: think you should accidentally purposely trip her so that she
Speaker 19: can't play for six months so you don't have to
Speaker 19: deal with her, or either that or somehow accidentally push
Speaker 19: her downstairs so that she can't play at all.
Speaker 1: There you go, that that's the God. That's I'm going
Speaker 1: with that.
Speaker 3: And and by the way, I didn't mean to just
Speaker 3: gloss over the last one with talking about cholesterol.
Speaker 1: You know I did have They did tell me they said,
Speaker 1: you know what, when you do your doctor fat loss,
Speaker 1: We're going to do test your blood again. In the
Speaker 1: middle of February. Hit the jingle. What I was explaining.
Speaker 1: I was explaining something I need to jingle.
Speaker 4: You could have said, when you lose weight in January,
Speaker 4: when you do your loss your diet program. Nope, nope, nope,
Speaker 4: it doesn't help when you smirk as you're saying it.
Speaker 1: You know what you were doing.
Speaker 3: So on February fifteenth, they gonna retest my my blood
Speaker 3: and they're gonna see if the cholesterol has gone down naturally,
Speaker 3: and why don't you would if it does go down.
Speaker 3: If it does go down, then it's diet, and then
Speaker 3: I know what I need to do. If it doesn't budge,
Speaker 3: it's hereditary and I'll have to be put on a statin.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm doing.
Speaker 4: You should you should get on a statin now to
Speaker 4: lower your cholesterol before you die, before you get to January. Okay,
Speaker 4: the cholesterol is double what it should be. No, it's
Speaker 4: I'm just worried about you.
Speaker 1: No, it's okay.
Speaker 3: It's it's an manageable level. It's forty a tattoo of PI,
Speaker 3: don't you should be two hundred or below. It should
Speaker 3: be below two hundred. No, it should be below one thirty. No,
Speaker 3: it should below two hundred.
Speaker 1: That that's not correct. That is correct.
Speaker 3: You want to google Google your your total your total
Speaker 3: cholesterol should be should be below two hundred. Hold on,
Speaker 3: my number is two forty two forty one. All right,
Speaker 3: you do that. I'll play the next one.
Speaker 19: Hi Ariel for Upstate New York, episode three fourteen. The
Speaker 19: question was, would you prank Scary while uh he's out
Speaker 19: of town and were in his apartment? I probably would
Speaker 19: if I were brody, and I'd probably take I don't know,
Speaker 19: some ketchup or syrup and write someplace on his carpet
Speaker 19: or his couch. You owe me a steak dinner.
Speaker 1: Thanks?
Speaker 19: Best talkback for me for today, Ariel, Upstate New York.
Speaker 19: Over the weekends, my son told me that that Hawktoo
Speaker 19: girl actually has her own podcast, and I'm not bringing
Speaker 19: it to advertise it. I'm bringing it up because I
Speaker 19: think it's stupid. I think it's a waste of sign.
Speaker 19: I heard a few seconds of it. I didn't like it.
Speaker 19: I would never listen to it again. Slice for Life.
Speaker 1: Thank has a dry humor, but then it gets oist
Speaker 1: after a little while.
Speaker 3: Hio gotta give her credit for the name. It's called
Speaker 3: talk To. It didn't, by the she didn't come up
Speaker 3: with that name, but.
Speaker 1: Still a clever name it is. Talk to.
Speaker 3: All right, Doctor Brody, what'd you find out? Uh, you're
Speaker 3: talking about combined cholesterol? That what is your regular cholesterol? Uncombined?
Speaker 3: Oh that's still a little high, a little high. That
Speaker 3: the LDL should be under one hundred, but the total
Speaker 3: number should be.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you combineded, you bet, yes, but you're a
Speaker 4: one forty something. You should be under a hundred. You
Speaker 4: should be taking a statin. Believe Tony Hawk takes a
Speaker 4: stadtin have you seen his commercials?
Speaker 6: Go?
Speaker 4: I like, uh, you know, I like being active. Of course,
Speaker 4: I love skating. That's why I take a statin for
Speaker 4: my cholesterol. Tony Hawk, Hey, guys, it's allan scary I
Speaker 4: just heard.
Speaker 25: On the Big Show. By the way, it is Monday,
Speaker 25: November fourth, that you and Robin are no longer together.
Speaker 1: Did I actually hear that correctly?
Speaker 20: Really?
Speaker 21: Did so?
Speaker 25: Dude, I'm so sorry to hear that. But you know, graduates,
Speaker 25: it's a lot of the best and undoubtedly you will
Speaker 25: move on. But you know, as a positive, you and
Speaker 25: h Nate and AUTI, you guys could start the Single
Speaker 25: Radio Personalities Club.
Speaker 1: Have a great day, guys. I don't know where you
Speaker 1: got that.
Speaker 3: All the single DJs, all the single DJs, all the
Speaker 3: single DJs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, scary' is not single. I don't know what you heard.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know where you got that.
Speaker 1: That is not true.
Speaker 4: I mean I you'd know if the Robin would somebody
Speaker 4: else was talking and who was recently single on the
Speaker 4: morning show? To my recollection is Nate, Oh, it's Scotti,
Speaker 4: then Scotty, Scotty B.
Speaker 1: Scotty B. Yeah, it's part Scotty.
Speaker 25: Real quick. I usually listened to your podcast through my
Speaker 25: own podcatcher, and I went on to the Diheart radio
Speaker 25: app to send you this talkback. Thank you, guys. I
Speaker 25: was so surprised when I went to the comedy section.
Speaker 25: I scrolled all the way down and I was scrolling
Speaker 25: and scrolling. You guys are halfway down the page not
Speaker 25: promoting a podcast that has one of the personalities at
Speaker 25: the moment from one of the top morning shows.
Speaker 1: That is that's a great question. You should be our agent.
Speaker 1: It's an awesome question, and we deserve better placement.
Speaker 4: So well, you know what, when you're a celebrity, they
Speaker 4: let you do it. No, no, that's the mere phrase that.
Speaker 4: That's a quote. When your big name, high powered, well
Speaker 4: paid celebrity podcast they that they invest in. I'm assuming
Speaker 4: you want to promote your investment. We are with the
Speaker 4: Brooklyn Boys. So we went from we went from fourth
Speaker 4: to fifth to seventh, and then we just keep getting
Speaker 4: bumped as.
Speaker 1: They keep signing major celebrities. Yeah, we will get back
Speaker 1: up there to get ourselves back up to the top.
Speaker 1: You know what, you know what, the truth of it
Speaker 1: is scary. You back me up here.
Speaker 4: Sometimes the big celebrities need a little help to get
Speaker 4: people listening to that podcast. We are podcast professionals. We
Speaker 4: don't need the help and the placement at the top
Speaker 4: of the list because you guys found us anyway.
Speaker 1: There is that, but it would be nice to be recognized.
Speaker 3: I think he's right again, Yes, like we used to
Speaker 3: be when we got nominated in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 29: Hell Er Me Boys, the old Albomy Trucker Here one
Speaker 29: more time, ya, Surrey Bombarno, you know all left apologize
Speaker 29: that I haven't been calling in here lately. But I've been
Speaker 29: really visit putting in the overtime running the friar latter
Speaker 29: over at my local mcdonnelds. And let me tell you
Speaker 29: it's not It looks no surini, no surini, you know.
Speaker 26: But I got a little something to say about the
Speaker 26: three point thirteen and the old baby shower, And you
Speaker 26: know what's good here. I don't think you should be
Speaker 26: criticizing those lovely ladies over there at that baby shower.
Speaker 22: For one, the mother, she's happy, she's having a child
Speaker 22: and she wants to.
Speaker 26: Share in the moment with her friends and family. You know,
Speaker 26: you're the one that decided you want to have brunch.
Speaker 1: You can't have a regular breakfast or lunch.
Speaker 26: Not everybody else in the world. No, you want to
Speaker 26: be boogie, so you put yourself into their world, Brooklyn Bull.
Speaker 3: Wait, hold on, I'm trying to still make sense of that. Well,
Speaker 3: what is that supposed to mean? We went, we went
Speaker 3: to brunch at a restaurant, and it was a typical brunch.
Speaker 3: It was a regular place they were they happen to
Speaker 3: be partying and having their little soiree in the dead
Speaker 3: center of a restaurant. I mean there were other people
Speaker 3: eating brunch as well. I mean it was wasn't it
Speaker 3: anything more bougie than usual? So I couldn't help it
Speaker 3: be there and over here everything going on right, You
Speaker 3: couldn't possibly help it be there. I had to go
Speaker 3: to Bronze. If anything, they shame on them. They needed
Speaker 3: to pay the extra money for a private room that
Speaker 3: they didn't do. They decided to do it out in
Speaker 3: public and save some money. That's how that works. They
Speaker 3: were in my.
Speaker 2: Space Brooklyn boys, I'm gonna go Scary Imbrody this time.
Speaker 2: This is Paul from Pombay. That's why I got a
Speaker 2: shout out to Scary. I'm really listening to the old
Speaker 2: episodes again. I'm on to eighteen and Scary had just
Speaker 2: suggested a separate episode for just the talkbacks, the birth
Speaker 2: of Slice Time, Slice Life.
Speaker 1: Ooh oooh yeah that's right.
Speaker 2: Boom, I can talk back from Palmy again. I just
Speaker 2: want to say Scared should also pay half Scotty. He's
Speaker 2: speeding tickets because he's distracted him.
Speaker 3: Really, Oh look at that Wow that came out of Hottie.
Speaker 3: That came out of nowhere, like your phone call had
Speaker 3: distracted him. The fuck I don't know, Scotty. I don't
Speaker 3: know Scotty.
Speaker 1: Shit. You should stop interrupting people when they're driving. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you. That's on you.
Speaker 3: It's on him to hang up on me. He's operating
Speaker 3: the motor vehicle. I'm at home. He was trying to
Speaker 3: be nice to you. Listen, he got your own home.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry he got the speeding ticket.
Speaker 1: It's his own fault with your twenty minute commut. And
Speaker 1: you know, mister stood it.
Speaker 22: I guarantee you got your heads up in a regular
Speaker 22: time and just got dress over the tom Steiner Regnor
Speaker 22: Bear or someplace like that, and had a regular records
Speaker 22: for lunch like everybody else.
Speaker 29: You wouldn't run into these baby showers, and you wouldn't
Speaker 29: be complaining like a little girl. All right, guys, just
Speaker 29: take it it in. Remember, don't be complaining. Go on
Speaker 29: the throw.
Speaker 1: No fighting up me boys, that's right, don't don't you
Speaker 1: don't find up hill me boys.
Speaker 3: Wow, sounds like it sounds like he's taken something because
Speaker 3: he got some does he got some drugs in him?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Never find up hill me boys. That's a famous quote.
Speaker 7: Born Canal sofo Jude So about Halloween. I thought it
Speaker 7: was like universal signed if I turned my front lights off,
Speaker 7: you know, then people won't bother me. But people kept
Speaker 7: coming to our door, and it was really annoying because
Speaker 7: I are both door kids. We just put them down.
Speaker 7: We didn't want people knocking on the door, didn't people
Speaker 7: ringing the doorbell. We had no decorations out, you know,
Speaker 7: we just wanted to I wanted to watch the football game,
Speaker 7: and that's it.
Speaker 2: Hold on.
Speaker 7: So I started getting pissed because as I got later,
Speaker 7: older kids are coming and half of them weren't even
Speaker 7: in costume.
Speaker 9: They just want candy, and I didn't have candy.
Speaker 7: So we we just we had a box of the
Speaker 7: costco Oreo little two cookie packets, so we finished those
Speaker 7: off with them and I left the box outside. I said,
Speaker 7: fuck it, just leave the box outside. And people kept
Speaker 7: knocking still and have them still not in costumes. So
Speaker 7: eventually I wrote a note. I said, please take a cookie,
Speaker 7: Please don't knock and ring the doorbell.
Speaker 10: Sorry, last one.
Speaker 2: So essentially next year, what.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna do is I'm just gonna keep an empty
Speaker 7: box or an empty bowl out outside and put on
Speaker 7: my door. Please take a piece of candy, do not
Speaker 7: knock or ring the doorbell and leave my lights off
Speaker 7: because apparently people don't understand signs of them, especially teenagers.
Speaker 9: And then I can see on my.
Speaker 7: Doorbell that they get pissed off at it when the
Speaker 7: candy's gone. And you know what, as a teenager who
Speaker 7: looks like you have a drivers lets go buy your
Speaker 7: own fucking candy. You don't need to fucking come to
Speaker 7: me to get it. Sorry, you're getting a little to
Speaker 7: old for the shit.
Speaker 1: Look he's gonna leave a note with an empty ball. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a brody move. That is a brody move. I
Speaker 1: like that. Nice jobborn Brooklyn boys.
Speaker 23: It's te white scary. You have to get a relationship
Speaker 23: with your doctor that they will bend the truth to
Speaker 23: make sure it's covered by insurance. I would get migraines
Speaker 23: a couple of years ago every time I played basketball,
Speaker 23: and my doctor wanted me to do an MRI to
Speaker 23: see if there was something wrong because I have a
Speaker 23: family history of aneurisms. But a family history of aneurisms
Speaker 23: was not enough for them to cover the cost of
Speaker 23: the MRI. So my doctor asked, So she asked if
Speaker 23: I got migraines after or during sexual activity, the answer
Speaker 23: was no, but apparently the insurance would cover it if
Speaker 23: the answer was yes for getting a migraine during sex
Speaker 23: and not a family history of anneurisms. So she said yes,
Speaker 23: insurance covered it. And it just turned out I was
Speaker 23: out of shape, piece of shit and wasn't hydrating enough,
Speaker 23: so that was causing him. It was still worth it
Speaker 23: for her to lie for me allegedly.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Well, no, this guy did not do such a thing.
Speaker 3: He was very truthful and as a result it couldn't
Speaker 3: get covered by insurance.
Speaker 1: But that's okay because.
Speaker 3: Another doctor did it and took my insurance and it
Speaker 3: all worked out well.
Speaker 1: So all right, right, so that's it.
Speaker 3: So we got so she wrote for today Brody, Oh
Speaker 3: that was the last call from T White.
Speaker 1: That was all very nice. Well, we appreciate you all
Speaker 1: for chiming in. Leave it. Talk about tomorrow, Well, today's
Speaker 1: November fourth. Tomorrow is number fifth.
Speaker 3: By the time they hear this, it will already it'll
Speaker 3: already be November fifth. Nobody's hearing this thing tonight except
Speaker 3: for j Queens.
Speaker 4: On November fifth, then it's election day, so a lot
Speaker 4: of news. I'm not telling you what to do, who
Speaker 4: to vote, for but you should vote Yeah. Nor voice
Speaker 4: out there the.
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Speaker 3: episode three fifteen when we record later in the week.
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