WEBVTT - The Prince's Marriage Test

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Noble Blood, a production of I Heart Radio

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<v Speaker 1>and Grimm and Mild from Aaron Minky listener. Discretion is advised.

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<v Speaker 1>Vincenzo Gonzaga had a problem. He was forty seven years old,

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<v Speaker 1>the Duke of Mantua and Montferrato, with a beloved wife

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<v Speaker 1>and five surviving children, and still Vincenzo Gonzaga had a problem,

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<v Speaker 1>the type of problem that a man of a certain

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<v Speaker 1>age didn't really like to talk about. It's a problem

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<v Speaker 1>that's fairly common today and was fairly common then, and

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<v Speaker 1>that men of Vincenzo's age tolerated all the time. But

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<v Speaker 1>Vincenzo wasn't content to tolerate his problem. He was going

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<v Speaker 1>to do something about his erectile dysfunction. It's at this

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<v Speaker 1>point that I'm going to let you know that this

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<v Speaker 1>episode is maybe a little bit more PG. Thirteen than

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<v Speaker 1>some of my other episodes. It's primarily about procreation and

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<v Speaker 1>the importance of being able to consummate a marriage in

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<v Speaker 1>the sixteenth century. And so even though I'm not really

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<v Speaker 1>discussing things in a sexualized context, there will be by definition,

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<v Speaker 1>sexual content. So discretion is advised for our younger or

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<v Speaker 1>more sensitive listeners anyway. Vincenzo Gonzaga, Renaissance Duke of Italy,

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<v Speaker 1>was suffering from a reptile dysfunction, but rather than just

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<v Speaker 1>accept that maybe his lothario days were behind him, he

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<v Speaker 1>decided to fund an incredibly expensive and highly secretive voyage

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<v Speaker 1>in sixteen o eight where he was going to send

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<v Speaker 1>a fairly anonymous apothecary named Evangelista Marco Bruno to travel

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<v Speaker 1>via ship to the New World so that he could

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<v Speaker 1>hunt for a mysterious worm or cusano that was rumored

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<v Speaker 1>to help cure a number of sexual ailments. On the

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<v Speaker 1>Duke's orders, Marco Bruno traveled from Mantua to Genoa, and

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<v Speaker 1>then through Spain, through Barcelona, Madrid, and Seville until he

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<v Speaker 1>finally made his way onto a galleon ship. From there,

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<v Speaker 1>he continued his journey on foot and then be a

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<v Speaker 1>mule and llama through South America trying to find a

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<v Speaker 1>mythical worm. The entire journey took two years, but we

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if he was actually successful or not. Within

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<v Speaker 1>a few years of Marco Bruno's voyage, Vincenzo Gonzaga would

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<v Speaker 1>be dead. Why would a man go through so much trouble,

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<v Speaker 1>sending an envoy literally across the world just to deal

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<v Speaker 1>with a well little issue. Vincenzo gonzaga story is a

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<v Speaker 1>story about masculinity and the type of masculinity that existed

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<v Speaker 1>in the fifteen and sixteen hundreds. Sexual proficiency wasn't just

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<v Speaker 1>a matter of pride, it was a matter of dynastic importance.

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<v Speaker 1>During his young life, Vincenzo's sexual abilities would become the

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<v Speaker 1>center of a national scandal that required fifteen doctors, a

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<v Speaker 1>college of Catholic cardinals, and ultimately the Pope to weigh in.

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<v Speaker 1>So what did a man have to do and Renaissance

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<v Speaker 1>Italy to be considered a man? For Vincenzo Gonzaga, hunting

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<v Speaker 1>down mysterious worms from across the world was just one

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<v Speaker 1>thing on the list. I'm Danis Schwartz, and this is

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<v Speaker 1>noble blood. Vincenzo's father, the Duke Guilliemo of Mantua, was

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<v Speaker 1>a short and miserable man, disfigured by illness and childhood,

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<v Speaker 1>with a hunchback as his foremost feature. Some historians diagnose

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<v Speaker 1>him posthumously as having tuberculosis of the bone, but the

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<v Speaker 1>actual illness is less important than the way it affected

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<v Speaker 1>his attitude generously, you could call him stern more accurately cruel.

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<v Speaker 1>He and his young son, Vincenzo, never seemed to get along.

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<v Speaker 1>Vincenzo held several feelings about his father at once. He

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<v Speaker 1>hated his father, hated the way that he walked slowly,

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<v Speaker 1>hated his hunchback, hated that his father made him worry

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<v Speaker 1>that one day he too would be old and feeble.

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<v Speaker 1>But Vincenzo also craved his father's love and validation more

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<v Speaker 1>than he ever could have admitted. Vincenzo had a fairly

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<v Speaker 1>standard childhood. Born in fifteen sixty two, he was athletic

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<v Speaker 1>and handsome in contrast to his father, and from a

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<v Speaker 1>young age he was drawn to the hedonistic pleasures of

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<v Speaker 1>art and music. He spent hours outside his family estate

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<v Speaker 1>playing the new sport bala or soccer, and swimming, even

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<v Speaker 1>though everyone around him discouraged it. Swimming was a risky

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<v Speaker 1>proposition for Vincenzo, first because Vincenzo had an uncle who

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<v Speaker 1>died at seventeen of pneumonia after falling into a cold

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<v Speaker 1>lake while hunting, but also because in the sixteenth century,

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<v Speaker 1>the pre eminent science of the day was that spending

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<v Speaker 1>too much time in water would disrupt your humors, still

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<v Speaker 1>swimming or not. As a young man, it seemed like

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<v Speaker 1>Vincenzo might have escaped the ill health of his father.

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<v Speaker 1>The only minor ailment Vincenzo dealt with as a preteen

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<v Speaker 1>was an uh warning here for sensitive listeners, anal fistula

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<v Speaker 1>on his undercarriage, which required draining and cauterization. I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>mention it if it wasn't going to be important later,

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<v Speaker 1>as was the correct way to handle things back then.

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<v Speaker 1>The wound was left partially open so that fluids could

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<v Speaker 1>continue to seep out. I can't imagine that it was

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<v Speaker 1>comfortable for Vincenzo when it came to riding a horse

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<v Speaker 1>or sitting, but there were no serious complications, and no

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<v Speaker 1>one would give any thought to the annal fistula until

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<v Speaker 1>much later. There's one event in the early life of

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<v Speaker 1>Vincenzo Gonzaga that stands out for just how extreme it is.

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<v Speaker 1>While Vincenzo was a golden boy when it came to athletics,

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<v Speaker 1>he was merely bright when it came to academics. He

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<v Speaker 1>almost wished his father, Gugliamo would beraate him for failing

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<v Speaker 1>to pay attention in lessons. Instead, all his father did

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<v Speaker 1>was fawn over a visiting scholar in Mantua named James Crichton.

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<v Speaker 1>James Crichton was a brilliant twenty one year old polly math,

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<v Speaker 1>supposedly fluent in a dozen languages, both conversationally and poetically.

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<v Speaker 1>He was a genius, and he was young, and the

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<v Speaker 1>Duke treated him like a son. Vincenzo hated him. One evening,

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<v Speaker 1>while out for a stroll, Crechton was attacked by a

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<v Speaker 1>gang of marauders in masks. Though Crechton tried to defend

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<v Speaker 1>himself with his sword, the thieves outnumbered him and beat

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<v Speaker 1>him until he was dizzied and disoriented on the street. Then,

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<v Speaker 1>with a patch of moonlight to illuminate him, the leader

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<v Speaker 1>of the gang removed his mask. It was Vincenzo Gonzaga,

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<v Speaker 1>the Prince of Mantua himself. Seeing the son of his master,

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<v Speaker 1>Creton fell to his knees, as was custom, and offered

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<v Speaker 1>Vincenzo the hilt of his sword. Vincenzo accepted it and

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<v Speaker 1>then ran the sword through Crechton's stomach, killing him. Vincenzo

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<v Speaker 1>murdered the Scottish genius aged one out of crazed jealousy

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<v Speaker 1>and the impending threat of being replaced. It's rarely more

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<v Speaker 1>than a footnote now in the story of Vincenzo Gonzaga's life,

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<v Speaker 1>but James Creighton wouldn't be the last casualty of gonzaga story.

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<v Speaker 1>When Vincenzo was nineteen years old, he was set to

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<v Speaker 1>make an incredibly important marriage with the daughter of the

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<v Speaker 1>Duke of Parma, a young girl named Margharita for Nacey.

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<v Speaker 1>The Pharnaces and the Gonzagas were long feuding at war

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<v Speaker 1>for about thirty years for increasingly petty reasons on both sides,

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<v Speaker 1>but now the duchies of Mantua and Parma realized how

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<v Speaker 1>valuable it would be to link dynastically in order to

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<v Speaker 1>present a united front against Tuscany, which was growing in power.

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<v Speaker 1>Margharita was the only child and only daughter of the

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<v Speaker 1>Duke of Parma, so she was an incredibly valuable strategic pond.

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<v Speaker 1>So she was going to get married when they needed

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<v Speaker 1>her to be married, even though at the time of

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<v Speaker 1>the match with Vincenzo, she was just thirteen years old

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<v Speaker 1>and hadn't begun menstruating yet. Still, the bride was brought

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<v Speaker 1>to Mantua with a dowry of three hundred thousand ducats,

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<v Speaker 1>and on March second two, Vincenzo Gonzaga married Margarita Farnese,

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<v Speaker 1>who was by then fourteen. The marriage wasn't consummated the

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<v Speaker 1>first night, or the night after that, or the night

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<v Speaker 1>after that. Vincenzo said he was trying, but the marriage

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<v Speaker 1>was still unconsummated, and that was going to be a

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<v Speaker 1>considerable problem. Because an unconsummated marriage can't seal a dynastic alliance,

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<v Speaker 1>the marriage isn't considered valid, and so the Duke of

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<v Speaker 1>Mantua called in doctors to examine the newlyweds. Marcello di nat,

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<v Speaker 1>the Gonzaga court physician, studied Vincenzo's member, erect and flaccid.

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<v Speaker 1>The doctor's conclusion was that it worked just fine, even

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<v Speaker 1>though it was for Renaissance Italy considered unfashionably big. For Marguerita, though,

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<v Speaker 1>the doctor's verdict was that she had a quote fleshy

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<v Speaker 1>excrescence blocking her vaginal canal. Another expert was needed, this

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<v Speaker 1>time the famed anatomy professor from the University of Padua,

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<v Speaker 1>Giorlomo Faverorici, di Aquapendente, who examined the teenage girl and

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<v Speaker 1>said that quote that membrane called himen, which all virgins have,

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<v Speaker 1>in this one is inordinately fleshy, and besides, her nature

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<v Speaker 1>is small because of her young age. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>take a brief aside in uh Dana's sex at the corner,

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<v Speaker 1>away from the main story, just to say that sixteenth

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<v Speaker 1>century medical terminology and understanding of virginity was uh completely wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Virginity is a social construct. Not all virgins have hymen.

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<v Speaker 1>It can break at any point in your young adulthood.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing about your body is weird, and if you're a

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<v Speaker 1>young woman listening to this, you were absolutely perfect just

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<v Speaker 1>the way you are. I just wanted to say that

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<v Speaker 1>because there is a lot of old doctors examining a

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<v Speaker 1>very young woman in this story, and a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>sixteenth century language and philosophy being applied to that examination.

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<v Speaker 1>And so back to Margharita. The doctor's recommendation was that

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<v Speaker 1>they make a custom set of cones that would increase

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<v Speaker 1>in girth, which would be inserted in a sending order

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<v Speaker 1>until Margharita was dilated enough to lose her virginity to

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<v Speaker 1>her husband. Margherita, a fourteen year old girl in a

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<v Speaker 1>foreign court who had had a cavalcade of strangers looking

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<v Speaker 1>between her naked legs, was understandably not thrilled by this

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<v Speaker 1>plan of action. They stopped that con insertion plan when

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<v Speaker 1>Marguerita began screaming as the first one was pressed into her.

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<v Speaker 1>Clearly a higher power was needed to deal with the situation.

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<v Speaker 1>Not only was the future of the Mantua Parma alliance

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<v Speaker 1>at stake, but so was the significant dowry. So the

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<v Speaker 1>Pope stepped in and dispatched the Milanaise archbishop and future saint,

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<v Speaker 1>Cardinal Carlo Borromeo. Because Cardinal Carlo was respected by both

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<v Speaker 1>families fairly equally, and he didn't have any inherent biases,

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<v Speaker 1>unlike plenty of the other cardinals. One of the cardinals

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<v Speaker 1>was Margherita's great uncle, so Cardinal Carlo Bormeo dutifully traveled

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<v Speaker 1>to Mantua, where he sat and listened to the testimony

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<v Speaker 1>from a series of doctors, surgeons, ladies in waiting, and

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<v Speaker 1>a nun. Fifteen experts had been called in from across

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<v Speaker 1>Italy to study the genitalia of both Vincenzo and Margharita.

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<v Speaker 1>Four certified virgins of around Margharita's age were brought in

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<v Speaker 1>so that their hymens could be observed in comparison to hers.

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<v Speaker 1>Those poor girls were all promised dowries in return. The

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<v Speaker 1>gossip was rampant, spread on both sides by the Gonzagas

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<v Speaker 1>and the Parnaces, because neither family wanted the lack of

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<v Speaker 1>consummation to be their fault. As is so often the

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<v Speaker 1>case with rampant gossip, most of it was largely contradictory. Apparently,

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<v Speaker 1>Vincenzo was actually engaging in a homosexual relationship and also

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<v Speaker 1>having an affair with the Contessa Sala, and he was

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<v Speaker 1>also impotent. Both families also had their own cardinals advocating

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<v Speaker 1>on their behalf. Gonzaga allied cardinals said that Vincenzo was

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<v Speaker 1>actually too viril for young Margharita and that he was

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<v Speaker 1>off busy successfully consummating one night stands with sex workers

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<v Speaker 1>right and left. Margharita's great uncle Cardinal loudly proclaimed to

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<v Speaker 1>anyone who would listen that Vincenzo's weird giant penis definitely

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<v Speaker 1>didn't work, he probably had syphilis. And also remember that

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<v Speaker 1>anal fistula that was probably making his penis not work. Now, finally,

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<v Speaker 1>three years after the wedding, Cardinal Carlo made his decision.

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<v Speaker 1>The divorce would be granted on the grounds of non

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<v Speaker 1>consummation because of Margarita's quote unbreachable gait. Because the Gonzagas

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<v Speaker 1>weren't to blame, they were allowed to keep one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>thousand ducats of Margharita's dowry. You'd think that the Gonzaga

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<v Speaker 1>would be at least happy with that, but they were

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<v Speaker 1>still in an incredibly vulnerable position. Vincenzo was their heir,

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<v Speaker 1>and now he was yet again unmarried with no heirs

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<v Speaker 1>of his own. It was essential that they find him

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<v Speaker 1>another bride, ideally one that could ally them with an

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<v Speaker 1>important duchy now that the alliance with Parma had gone

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<v Speaker 1>up and smoke. And then the perfect candidate presented herself,

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<v Speaker 1>Eleanora de Medici, the sixteen year old daughter of the

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<v Speaker 1>Grand Duke of Tuscany, Francesco de Medici. Vincenzo would make

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<v Speaker 1>a good marriage for their daughter, but the Medici's wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to avoid the possibility of becoming embroiled in one of

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<v Speaker 1>those Italy wide does his penis work scandals, and so

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<v Speaker 1>Grand Duke Francesco de Medici agreed that Vincenzo could marry

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<v Speaker 1>Eleanora on the condition that Vincenzo proved that he could

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<v Speaker 1>deflower a virgin first. It would be a public trial

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<v Speaker 1>by erection. The whole thing was actually the idea of

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<v Speaker 1>the Grand Duke's wife, Bianca. Bianca was the Grand Duke's

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<v Speaker 1>second wife, and she had been his mistress before that,

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<v Speaker 1>and so before she became the Grand Duchess of Tuscany,

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<v Speaker 1>she dealt with her fair share of gossip and cruel words,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of them coming from the Gonzagas, who said

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<v Speaker 1>that she was a courtesan who made a terrible match

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<v Speaker 1>for the Grand Duke, an incredibly public and humiliating hoop

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<v Speaker 1>for the Prince of Mantua to jump through perfect revenge

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<v Speaker 1>for Bianca. A special convocation of the College of Cardinals

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<v Speaker 1>was called to determine whether the Medici plan was going

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<v Speaker 1>to be allowed. All of the Gonzaga allies tried to

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<v Speaker 1>protect Vincenzo. It's unnecessary, they said, Plus it undermined the

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<v Speaker 1>authority of the Pope, because didn't the Pope already rule

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<v Speaker 1>that the earlier consummation problem hadn't been Vincenzo's fault. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>chimed in Cardinal Alessandro Farness, Margharita's great uncle, remember him.

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<v Speaker 1>He also didn't want Vincenzo to do this little public

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<v Speaker 1>virility test, because if Vincenzo succeeded now, it would prove

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<v Speaker 1>once and for all that his earlier marriage problem had

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<v Speaker 1>been Margharita's fault. Besides, he continued, where are we even

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<v Speaker 1>going to get a virgin for this demonstration? A convent

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<v Speaker 1>or an orphanage. Is the church going to be in

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<v Speaker 1>the business of prostituting an innocent virgin? Turns out the

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<v Speaker 1>answer was yes. The College voted to allow the test

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<v Speaker 1>to take place under conditions rigorous and organized as an

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<v Speaker 1>Olympic event. The trial would occur in Ferrara, where there

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<v Speaker 1>were no major Gonzaga or Medici biases, and the virgin

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<v Speaker 1>would be examined beforehand and kept isolated in the Castello

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<v Speaker 1>Belfiori until the deed was done to prevent contamination on

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<v Speaker 1>her part. Cessi Adeste, the nephew of the Duke of Ferrara,

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<v Speaker 1>would supervise in person. Vincenzo agreed to all of this

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<v Speaker 1>on the condition that the virgin they found be from

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<v Speaker 1>a reasonably good family and that she would have a

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<v Speaker 1>pretty face. Ultimately, the girl was found the oldest daughter

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<v Speaker 1>of a deceased but well known architect and his widow.

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<v Speaker 1>The widow offered her daughter up on the condition that

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<v Speaker 1>when all of this was over, the daughter would be

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<v Speaker 1>given a suitable dowry and marriage. Vincenzo arrived in Ferrara

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<v Speaker 1>riding in on horseback, but before the test took place,

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<v Speaker 1>he left back home with no explanation or apologies. He

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<v Speaker 1>continued to delay the test, canceling plans like he was

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<v Speaker 1>texting with an awkward acquaintance he didn't want to get

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<v Speaker 1>coffee with. The medici were losing patients, and another duke,

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<v Speaker 1>the Duke of Savoy, offered to marry Eleanora if Vincenzo

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to. Vincenzo hemmed and hod, but finally said

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<v Speaker 1>he would do the test if he was given three nights.

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<v Speaker 1>The Medici's refused, but they did compromise. Vincenzo would be

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<v Speaker 1>given just one night, but he had three chances. By

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<v Speaker 1>this point, the widow's daughter was released from the castle

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<v Speaker 1>where she was being held or should I say, preserved,

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<v Speaker 1>and the Ferrara royal family was just entirely over this

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing. So the test was transferred to Venice, and

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<v Speaker 1>this time Francesco to Medici would find the virgin himself.

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<v Speaker 1>Ultimately he found one, the illegitimate daughter of a decent

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<v Speaker 1>family who was living in an orphanage, a girl named Julia.

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<v Speaker 1>It took Vincenzo two tries, but ultimately he did the deed.

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<v Speaker 1>Vincenzo married Eleanora, and in the end all those tests

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<v Speaker 1>really made no difference, considering fairly quickly. The pair went

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<v Speaker 1>on to have six children, five of whom survived. And

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<v Speaker 1>as for all those rumors of his impotence, when Vincenzo

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<v Speaker 1>ultimately did become the Duke of Mantua after his father's death,

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<v Speaker 1>he got a reputation as quite the libertine, with a

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<v Speaker 1>number of affairs and a few illegitimate children. Vincenzo's reputation

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<v Speaker 1>as a duke would be that his hedonism drained the

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<v Speaker 1>duchy financially, but he also turned Mantua into a thriving

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<v Speaker 1>cultural center, inviting composers, painters, and poets to his court.

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<v Speaker 1>Vincenzo provided health care and food to the poor on

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<v Speaker 1>the whole, not a terrible duke, even though he did

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<v Speaker 1>struggle with what is seen as the ultimate masculine accomplishment,

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<v Speaker 1>military conquest. Still, in the end, good duke or bad duke,

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<v Speaker 1>children or no children in Mantua would fall plundered thanks

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<v Speaker 1>to the twin pillars of disease and invasion, dissolving into

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<v Speaker 1>the bigger kingdoms of Italy twenty five years after Vincenzo's death.

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<v Speaker 1>By Vincenzo's thirties and forties, the impending shadows of his

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<v Speaker 1>late father's illnesses would begin to catch up with him,

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<v Speaker 1>and Vincenzo would summon the biggest names in Italian medicine

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<v Speaker 1>to treat his ailments, which ranged from what we now

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<v Speaker 1>call Saint Anthony's fire to yes the erectile dysfunction that

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<v Speaker 1>ultimately led Vincenzo to sponsor the Apothecary's trip around the world.

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<v Speaker 1>Vincenzo died just a short while after his wife Eleanora,

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<v Speaker 1>and they say that he was buried in a secret

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<v Speaker 1>crypt in the Church of Saint Andrea, but to this

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<v Speaker 1>day the crypt has never been found, the area has

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<v Speaker 1>been explored and the walls perforated in search of the

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<v Speaker 1>hidden chamber, but still nothing. Vincenzo didn't want the solemn,

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<v Speaker 1>serious burial that would have been common at the time

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<v Speaker 1>to show off one's piety. Instead, he requested that he

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<v Speaker 1>be buried upright, dressed magnificently and sitting in a specially

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<v Speaker 1>made marble chair inside his upright coffin. And he requested

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<v Speaker 1>in his hand, what the Freudians among you might take

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<v Speaker 1>to be a little bit on the nose when it

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<v Speaker 1>comes to phallic symbolism, A giant jewel encrusted sword held aloft.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the story of Vincenzo Gonzaga's sexual trial. But keep

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<v Speaker 1>listening after a brief sponsor break, to hear a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit more about what happened to Margarita. After his first

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<v Speaker 1>failed marriage. Vincenzo Gonzaga went on to live a long

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<v Speaker 1>life with another wife and plenty of kids. The same

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't true for Margharita. Being a woman unable to consummate

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<v Speaker 1>marriage in sixteenth century Italy meant Margherita was deposited by

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<v Speaker 1>her powerful family into a nunnery, where she remained in

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<v Speaker 1>isolation for the next six decades of her life, until

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<v Speaker 1>she ultimately died at age seventy five. But even within

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<v Speaker 1>the walls of the convent, Margherita had a life. There

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<v Speaker 1>was a musician rumored to be a secret lover, who

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<v Speaker 1>visited her until her family increased security. When Marguerita got older,

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<v Speaker 1>she was elected abbess of the convent several times in

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<v Speaker 1>a row. She had thoughts and dreams and plans, but

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<v Speaker 1>because of the disaster with Vincenzo Gonzaga when she was

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<v Speaker 1>fourteen years old, her entire life was one of pious confinement.

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<v Speaker 1>She's a side note in the story now, another casualty

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<v Speaker 1>of Vincenzo's life, one of the characters from history who

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<v Speaker 1>are so often forgotten, who if circumstances had been a

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