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Speaker 1: and we can't wait to see you there. Now, let's
Speaker 1: get on with the show. But you just be like
Speaker 1: looking at random podcast. I was bored today and I
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, let me just click on
Speaker 1: ship that pops up in related So right now my
Speaker 1: queue is besides like the regulars, a vote voice. Everybody
Speaker 1: knows that. Let's read from my gossip. I've been listening
Speaker 1: to Eddie's podcast exactly Mundo. That's been fun Um. They
Speaker 1: really enjoyed the episode with him. It was really good.
Speaker 1: He was quick. I ain't expected to be that quick
Speaker 1: with it, and he was quick with it. He's very improving.
Speaker 1: You could tell he'd be honest, soul. I think it's
Speaker 1: funny because we post the pictures. Um, if you guys
Speaker 1: don't follow us on Instagram, it's horrible underscore decisions. But
Speaker 1: we post the pictures with our guests. Yeah. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: we when we post pictures, I guess people assume how
Speaker 1: these people look with looking voice like he's a willow voice,
Speaker 1: a funny sounding voice. No, no, like it feels like
Speaker 1: when you're listening to hes gonna be funny looking. Oh
Speaker 1: that's I don't know it. He goofy ask boys, he's
Speaker 1: a nice look at how you ever? Like, met a
Speaker 1: guy that was fine to heale and then he opened
Speaker 1: his mouth and it was just like, damn me, not
Speaker 1: that fine, no more. No. But I've met women with
Speaker 1: sexy voices and they weren't men. They weren't sexy like
Speaker 1: I've talked to women that had sexy asked voices and
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, not what I thought. Man, What
Speaker 1: people think we looked like before they look us up?
Speaker 1: I don't know. But one thing I'm really tired of
Speaker 1: saying is you're pretty in person. I'm like, wow, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know if that hey, horror. Have you know
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do the next time I'm ready to
Speaker 1: post a thought pick, I'm gonna go on Patreon and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put the ones that I'm thinking about and
Speaker 1: let them next choose, because the way that's what I
Speaker 1: look in person. And I thought my pictures on Instagram
Speaker 1: is cutee me too, I don't think so either. I
Speaker 1: just want to let you guys well, no, I'm not
Speaker 1: saying wait because that didn't sound right, right. I was.
Speaker 1: It's not a shady, but no, I'm thinking I was
Speaker 1: saying mine too. Yeah, okay, um, but no, Like, I
Speaker 1: just want you guys to know, like mixed girls, we
Speaker 1: don't know what to do with our hair. You know, well, speak,
Speaker 1: I am speaking. Please speak for yourself about when you
Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
Speaker 1: hold on holdo, one motherfucking minute, you are going to
Speaker 1: speak for yourself. Girl, You'll be in transition phases too,
Speaker 1: so stop, there's no my hair, Lady, I hate a
Speaker 1: motherfucker Sven piece my face. That's fine that you hate
Speaker 1: this twenty seven piece, but my hair be laid. So
Speaker 1: speak for you if you're going to speak on your hair, well,
Speaker 1: I'm speaking for a lot of mixed girls in high
Speaker 1: school that have sucked up hair. Listen, there's this weird thing.
Speaker 1: You don't have mixed girl hair. You've got white people here.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. I still keep my hair done, and
Speaker 1: so doth your hair done. We're all mixed, we're all bibration.
Speaker 1: Just saying your hair is a different texture than mine,
Speaker 1: it's still fine. You could still have your hair done
Speaker 1: though I have a I'm not saying my hair isn't done,
Speaker 1: my nigga, I'm saying that it's hard to fucking manage
Speaker 1: my hair. So like, I have a really weird fucking
Speaker 1: hair texture. You're like, my hair is like in between
Speaker 1: niggas and white people with his Like, I got this
Speaker 1: weird ass curl that when it gets wet, it is curly,
Speaker 1: but it's not because I will also turn into a
Speaker 1: fucking poodle. It is the worst fucking ship. So all
Speaker 1: I do is just keep that shitting braids, so I
Speaker 1: don't fucking deal. I don't have time to go to
Speaker 1: the fucking salon all the time to keep getting it pressed.
Speaker 1: I hate getting her hair pressed over and over. It's
Speaker 1: a kinky, straight, weird ass texture. I just wish it
Speaker 1: was one. Just give me one. There's like literally no
Speaker 1: fucking hair I can even blend with the ship. So
Speaker 1: now I just don't give a funk. I go with
Speaker 1: braids and hats, and then if I feel like wearing
Speaker 1: my hair in a fucking sewing, I'm gonna go to
Speaker 1: the gym. It's gonna be fucked. So I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: put a beanie on and you guys are gonna get
Speaker 1: used to it, and which if you don't like it,
Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you. But my point.
Speaker 1: He was coming in here on a ramp about here.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm ready to hold you. I'm ready for a
Speaker 1: goddamn hot girl summer conversation. I thought we was gonna
Speaker 1: come he and talking about sucking dicks, and you just
Speaker 1: said you have all these hoes. I didn't know this
Speaker 1: was gonna be a whole black hair conver It's a
Speaker 1: rant because on the way here, someone told me how
Speaker 1: much nicer I looked in person. This just happened. Your
Speaker 1: hair is cute too, And I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: the shade that was shady, But I don't blame it,
Speaker 1: don't matter. You just need to mush these holes. That
Speaker 1: mush that hole for what a bit to buy tickets.
Speaker 1: I don't even if they talk shit. I don't like that.
Speaker 1: I don't like no, I don't like the shade. You
Speaker 1: ain't gotta be. But we're still human, bron. How angry
Speaker 1: can I be? I fucking talk so much? Did you talk?
Speaker 1: You talk about her back? Was her hair nice? You
Speaker 1: ain't say nothing? Shady bag? You gotta be shady bag, bro.
Speaker 1: I don't like how people think that they can literally
Speaker 1: just walk up to us, though, and say any fucking
Speaker 1: thing like I don't like. We're still human beings like you.
Speaker 1: You can't be coming up to me. She just didn't
Speaker 1: realize how fucked up it was. That was candy really nice.
Speaker 1: I hate bad candid compliments, bro, that's it's shady. It's fun.
Speaker 1: Mind you. I have a hat on in a bun
Speaker 1: And I was like, all right, And I was not
Speaker 1: to take that at all. But you know, but I'm
Speaker 1: all trying to say is I don't know what my
Speaker 1: Instagram portrays, but like I know, I ain't got no ask.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. I'm a good time and that's
Speaker 1: all that matters is got good Listen. You know what,
Speaker 1: I really wish you would have said this ship to
Speaker 1: her faith because I was wanting to come in here
Speaker 1: and be real. It didn't and now and now you're like, okay,
Speaker 1: so um but anyway, also yeah, okay, also else, I'm
Speaker 1: sick of these niggers and I'll here we go, here
Speaker 1: we go. Let's talk. My ex boyfriend, who is very
Speaker 1: much taken, and I'm not going to talk about how
Speaker 1: taken because I feel like that would allude to who
Speaker 1: he is, texted me today for the first time in years,
Speaker 1: just to say he saw my Instagram through a friend
Speaker 1: of his because he's blocked, and that I look good,
Speaker 1: and then wrote when I didn't reply after thirty minutes,
Speaker 1: love and miss you. So then I said, do you
Speaker 1: still use Spotify or do you have Apple Music? And
Speaker 1: he said you Spotify And I'm going to, um, just
Speaker 1: play for you all who didn't see the post. What
Speaker 1: song I played for his black ass, because this nigga
Speaker 1: really had me fucked up. He got a whole ass
Speaker 1: bitch in his band. I'm sure. I just want to
Speaker 1: say that song aged very well because the lyrics he said,
Speaker 1: there's a girl right next to you, and I don't
Speaker 1: know what the funk he was thinking texting me this morning,
Speaker 1: because I know that nigga wold't worked. And you know what,
Speaker 1: I just don't understand why when I'm at peace and
Speaker 1: I've done my therapy to get over you and yo ship,
Speaker 1: why you just have to come back in and you
Speaker 1: know why they have to come back and all the
Speaker 1: time they realize that you're not thinking about it anymore,
Speaker 1: and it's this fucking egotistical like, oh you ain't hit
Speaker 1: me up. Oh you look better than when I used
Speaker 1: to suck you. You know what, if you didn't pay
Speaker 1: for these tits, you don't have a say. And I
Speaker 1: paid for him on my own, So if you fucked
Speaker 1: with me before them, you're not about to see the
Speaker 1: new ones. And that niggad be trying to always see
Speaker 1: I'm the opposite. I'm like, i feel like I'm at
Speaker 1: my best right now and I'm literally fucking all the
Speaker 1: same things I was working all was fat, and those
Speaker 1: the only things I want to fuck. I don't want
Speaker 1: new niggas. He was sucking me when I was fat.
Speaker 1: You could suck me because they put you through trauma.
Speaker 1: But you know, I guess, I guess I don't be
Speaker 1: falling out with my niggas. We just part ways and
Speaker 1: then that's why they're always able to come back, because
Speaker 1: we never fall out, like I've only breakups a not
Speaker 1: younger than that. And I think it's because, um, I
Speaker 1: made better choices with men. And I also wasn't as
Speaker 1: like I'm making the same choices ten years later, same niggas.
Speaker 1: I got in. I was like, really, like, if y'all
Speaker 1: think I'm emotional now, my nigga, I was emotional. I
Speaker 1: can't imagine you being any more emotional than you are now, honestly,
Speaker 1: Like this emo ho label you wear with pride I
Speaker 1: named myself. I know, so I can't imagine you're being
Speaker 1: any more emotional, bro, Like, I think you're at the
Speaker 1: top of being the most emotional an oh my god,
Speaker 1: you are. So what we're doing? Is this what we're doing?
Speaker 1: You are? I came in here with an outline and
Speaker 1: we are not following it is. I know I'm not
Speaker 1: the only one out here. I would love to take
Speaker 1: a vote. Well, we're gonna say, going to the middle
Speaker 1: of many infut hashtag imoho to no and guess what
Speaker 1: if you do what, I'm a block your pus says,
Speaker 1: So we're gonna get out what you gonna get into?
Speaker 1: A guy? Look you get upset, yes, because I want
Speaker 1: to do the goddamn outline sucking horror. I see her
Speaker 1: upset you. Oh my god, here we go. This is
Speaker 1: a really labor of you. Libras are the best, just
Speaker 1: so you know, and because of you, I want no
Speaker 1: more prices in my life. If you're the holy one,
Speaker 1: I can fucking deal it. You have to download co
Speaker 1: Star to say I don't know. I don't do the
Speaker 1: star know, so that how do you all want to
Speaker 1: know Pisces? Hope? Because it's you, Like I got one
Speaker 1: of my lot far to tell you who's Pisces? And yeah,
Speaker 1: well if y'all those pisces, bro, I'm following me because
Speaker 1: I don't funk with y'all Loki like when we have
Speaker 1: episodes like that, like they won't write it in the comments,
Speaker 1: but i'd be so mad at these These are type
Speaker 1: of holes on light What do you see they we
Speaker 1: have Wheezy and these rands. Can I just tell you
Speaker 1: you are on a rand? Goddamn tirade to that girl
Speaker 1: really like me sad in the face. It was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, fuck you? Thank you for listening and coming,
Speaker 1: she says, she came to all our New York shows.
Speaker 1: Good goddamn motherfucker hall. So like, I don't I know
Speaker 1: you noticed this right? Like in our comments generally, like
Speaker 1: on a Horrible Decisions comment or on Twitter, it's people
Speaker 1: that like love us, but there's some people that side
Speaker 1: more Wheezy and Mandy. But the Wheezy ones are like
Speaker 1: not going to write it in the comments. They're gonna
Speaker 1: come to my dams and be like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I totally understand and empathize, but you meant I'm at
Speaker 1: Pisces as well, And I like, right, bit, why you
Speaker 1: aren't tell her that ship? But also why didn't not
Speaker 1: telling that ship? Don't tell me ship? How about that?
Speaker 1: Because I don't want to hear. I don't give a
Speaker 1: goddamn hell about your opinions. Now we're gonna go into
Speaker 1: the guy you have Anillo ship if you like. So
Speaker 1: this is UM. Actually, I've found this on the Huffington Post,
Speaker 1: and I actually picked this because I feel like we
Speaker 1: get a lot of women who women I guess in men,
Speaker 1: maybe more women that write us that they can't come
Speaker 1: or orgasm UM, and so I actually found this article interesting.
Speaker 1: It is a technique called carreza UM. It could actually
Speaker 1: revive your sale relationship UM. Sex that doesn't culminate an
Speaker 1: orgasm for both parties ideally is often written off as
Speaker 1: crappy sex. But for those practicing the sex technique known
Speaker 1: as carreza, not climaxing isn't a failure at all. It's
Speaker 1: the point. So Careza, which comes from the Italian word
Speaker 1: for carress, prioritizes gentle, affectionate forms of intercourse that don't
Speaker 1: end an orgasm, with the goal of boosting intimacy, improving
Speaker 1: communication and deepening connection UM. It may also include other
Speaker 1: bonding behaviors like soft touching, breathing, gazing, cuddling, and skin contact.
Speaker 1: Carreza is abelled k A R e z z A UM.
Speaker 1: But basically the goal is not about orgasms orgasma. No,
Speaker 1: it's Italian bitch for caress. I'm always here speaking my
Speaker 1: family like Italy, Italy, Um, you know, I mean this
Speaker 1: is this is dope though, Um basically for those of
Speaker 1: you who I guess aren't orgasming, there's a way that
Speaker 1: y'all can still I guess come, I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: looking at this like who wants this? Who doesn't want to?
Speaker 1: Actually had sex like that recently with a girl, and like,
Speaker 1: so here's when I think or not coming is frustrating
Speaker 1: for people. It's when like you can I feel like
Speaker 1: you're about to climax, or you're you're not feeling like
Speaker 1: you can reach. But when sometimes when that's not the goal,
Speaker 1: you can have better sex. Like her and I just
Speaker 1: kind of had sex kind of long. We got high,
Speaker 1: we were drinking, we were having a good time, and
Speaker 1: I noticed neither of us were coming, and like I
Speaker 1: made a comment about it, and she's like, I don't
Speaker 1: really need that, Like, and it wasn't like we couldn't
Speaker 1: make each other come. It was good. We just kept
Speaker 1: stopping and like having a good time. It's so weird
Speaker 1: I think because for so long, Um, specifically in my
Speaker 1: earlier twenties, I had a ton of like I would say,
Speaker 1: pointless sex because I didn't come, and so to me,
Speaker 1: like seeing that this is like a thing. It's weird
Speaker 1: because now I literally have sex to come, Like if
Speaker 1: I'm not coming, we're not fucking. I mean I want
Speaker 1: to come. I want to come to an orgasm, but
Speaker 1: that I can't want to understand certain times, like you
Speaker 1: can enjoy sex without like you know, yeah, no I
Speaker 1: don't know I have enjoyed sex without coming. I don't actually,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna talk about it in the horrible decision.
Speaker 1: So I recently had sex um where I was doing
Speaker 1: the pegging. I want to talk about it because he
Speaker 1: let me record him. I'll show you, um what, Yes,
Speaker 1: he loves me recording pegging. That's the horrible decision. We're
Speaker 1: skipping the kink of the week. We gotta but no,
Speaker 1: I want to talk, you know. So basically, um, when
Speaker 1: I was on the West Coast, I set up to
Speaker 1: pegg this nigga who hasn't been pegged. I think I
Speaker 1: remember this because when we were at our l A show.
Speaker 1: Remember I was like, oh, you were staying somewhere. I
Speaker 1: was standing somewhere. But yeah, but it wasn't the end again,
Speaker 1: and we have to get two hotels because I need
Speaker 1: to peg this knack. Yeah, but this is a different nigga.
Speaker 1: This ain't even the one I pegged before, so this
Speaker 1: was a new one. This was no I know, this
Speaker 1: is a new one. Um, and I just want to
Speaker 1: show you real quick, and I'll show you too well
Speaker 1: if do you want to see do you want to
Speaker 1: see me pegging him? So basically, um, he was so
Speaker 1: nervous for this to happen. He got really really drunk
Speaker 1: and did some coke, so he wasn't really like able
Speaker 1: to like stay hard for us to fuck. So we
Speaker 1: literally the whole sex session was me fucking him and
Speaker 1: he didn't come that night. But the next morning he
Speaker 1: woke up and you know, my dick stay hard because
Speaker 1: I mean, so I had the morning would ready for him,
Speaker 1: and so he wanted to again in the morning, calling
Speaker 1: it a dick in front of niggas. I wouldn't like that.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's my dick, bro, it's my is this stroup?
Speaker 1: You want me to call it the strop? So I
Speaker 1: went in. We had morning sex the next morning, um,
Speaker 1: and it was still just me focused on fucking him
Speaker 1: and making him come. So the both times we fucked
Speaker 1: I didn't get penetrated at all, And so what's weird
Speaker 1: is I had a ton of simulation, I guess in
Speaker 1: my mind, but I didn't come come. I mean that's
Speaker 1: like many like lesbians that don't like, like, what's it
Speaker 1: called nut? Don't know touch lesbians? Oh my god, this
Speaker 1: is real sex. Like you see my dick game stroke
Speaker 1: I literally said this to my homegirls, and they was like, damn, bitch,
Speaker 1: you'd be fucking fucking. I'm like, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: stroke game looks like mine. My show game is lit.
Speaker 1: Said it looks like I'd be like my stroke game lit.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I got I got lazy. At this point,
Speaker 1: I was just look I got lazy. Bitch, I used
Speaker 1: my hand, bitch, Yeah, hold on, Look did he come
Speaker 1: like that? Yeah he came. That's a skinny one. Look
Speaker 1: does he like it? Because we're you talking, it's me.
Speaker 1: So the night we fucked, when we sucked the night before, bitch,
Speaker 1: I literally sucked him in every position that I've ever
Speaker 1: been sucked in my life. So I was on froggy
Speaker 1: style from the back. He got on top and road me,
Speaker 1: what's froggy froggy style? So the nigga tallest fun nigga
Speaker 1: like six five. So like I got on like and
Speaker 1: it was like this, Okay, I want to get down, bitch.
Speaker 1: My god, damn, let's hurt. They just did a Froggy
Speaker 1: style position and a cheetah outfit. My knees. Baby, I
Speaker 1: didn't even gonna hold you before we go to the
Speaker 1: kink of the week. I want to commend all of
Speaker 1: you men because I thought that y'all had the easy part.
Speaker 1: Y'all just rang me a little dick in the whole. Baby.
Speaker 1: The moving positions was goddamn exhausting. I was like, I said, oh,
Speaker 1: that's why you'll be liking it, just to get on top.
Speaker 1: Because even just going like this, I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: I normally don't do it like I was tired, bitch.
Speaker 1: A bitch was tired, fucking like god, damn respective knees now.
Speaker 1: So like when I was at the US, was really
Speaker 1: highest fun. Right, I'm like stoned by nigga. So I'm
Speaker 1: watching Naomi Osack play Some White Girls, the one she lost.
Speaker 1: But anyway, long story short, Tennis is so much back
Speaker 1: and forth. Right, Yes, I'm sitting there talking out loud.
Speaker 1: You know he's supposed to be quiet during tennis. That's it.
Speaker 1: God damn, she got good needs. And I was really
Speaker 1: thinking to myself, like, can you imagine having knees so
Speaker 1: good that you like, that's like the fastest hand eye
Speaker 1: coordination I've ever seen. I don't care about tennis knee.
Speaker 1: I want to make the stallion knees, don't. I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna hold you the way that bitch me dropping it loud.
Speaker 1: I'm like, but can she do it on the dick?
Speaker 1: Because you know what I want to know? No, but
Speaker 1: can she believe it? You believe it? When I'll be
Speaker 1: seeing home, I'd be like, Nicki minajchorks like me, let
Speaker 1: me tell you what you do? Know? She she bro
Speaker 1: She it's because it's so like filled with some ship.
Speaker 1: You know. Her asks ain't real. She don't know how
Speaker 1: to move it. That's why I don't know. It's just
Speaker 1: the weird thing about it is like, okay, like she
Speaker 1: just can't dance, she can't do anything at par and
Speaker 1: y'all y'all ain't gonna have me, and you're talking about yeah,
Speaker 1: I totally forgot many. Yeah, the barbs attacked. The barbs
Speaker 1: attacked me for they're still Honestly, if you have Nikki
Speaker 1: as your goddamn avatar. I'm automatically blocking and reporting you.
Speaker 1: They're still in my fucking comments. I was shadow band
Speaker 1: because they like came together, made page posted me and
Speaker 1: was like, let's get her deleted. No, they were fucking
Speaker 1: reporting me. I had to write Instagram like, bro, the
Speaker 1: barbs are attacking me. Dogs. I literally wrote Instagram every
Speaker 1: day until they took my shadow band off, like, dog,
Speaker 1: it's the barbs, write Instagram. I said, it's the barbs. Bro.
Speaker 1: All I did was say my opinion on this hope,
Speaker 1: and they're attacking me. I said, I'm not bullying or
Speaker 1: harassing anymore, because that's all they kept putting that I
Speaker 1: was doing. So every time I logged on the Instagram,
Speaker 1: it was saying your account maybe deleted because I don't
Speaker 1: know what you do. You you made somebody man, probably
Speaker 1: because your friends with Andrew, because all of them are
Speaker 1: shot up band Andrew, cos that's probably what it is.
Speaker 1: You're part of the asshole army and they don't block
Speaker 1: all you hodes. See I Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: blocked up. So we're gonna go ahead and get into
Speaker 1: the kink of the week, and um this is nice
Speaker 1: because we just talked about my pegger, Um, the kick.
Speaker 1: You don't like dick, pegger? What can I call it?
Speaker 1: What can I call it? To please me? Bro, every
Speaker 1: time you said peggar is weird. I can't call it
Speaker 1: my duke? Look up, let me ask You are not
Speaker 1: about to ask serri one second things to call your
Speaker 1: strap on. Let's see what I know. I'm Peggy Bundy
Speaker 1: because then because I'm thinking, like, what do you say
Speaker 1: when you're fucking like you're not gonna say my peggy.
Speaker 1: You can't say my well, I can't say my dick.
Speaker 1: You like my dick? You're like, I mean, come on,
Speaker 1: I can kind of just reading stripped my strap, my strap?
Speaker 1: Um yeah, a lot of people are saying strap, it's
Speaker 1: strap right Yeah? Okay, well I see that said dick, bro,
Speaker 1: because see the issue with it. I want to get
Speaker 1: out of everybody's say because you know, nigs like, dude,
Speaker 1: it's good you keep saying dick. Then it's like emulating
Speaker 1: having sex with a man. It's not a dick, it's
Speaker 1: shaped it like more Still it's different. Well guess what
Speaker 1: the guys that I don't care what I call it.
Speaker 1: It's in their assholes at this point, what more do
Speaker 1: they fucking like? Come on? Um okay, one woman and
Speaker 1: it looks real. My dick got balls and everything. It's
Speaker 1: a deep bro It got ball Okay. The strap on
Speaker 1: that I had was not like that. Oh well mine is.
Speaker 1: She got veins and everything. Nice little mushroom head, my ship. Nice.
Speaker 1: It got a mushroom head. You know, the mushroom head
Speaker 1: it is. Um. So the kink of the week for
Speaker 1: this week is actually the focus of object kinks. Fetishes
Speaker 1: can include just about anything from garters, leather, jackets, vibrators,
Speaker 1: a cherry on the pie, sex, toys, cakes, sand water, um,
Speaker 1: pretty much anything different. Kinks um that involve objects would
Speaker 1: be stockings with garters, glasses and one person said that
Speaker 1: a chef's white coat um is something that's turned her on.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read her a little quick insert. She says,
Speaker 1: I've been recently dreaming about a chef and a five
Speaker 1: star hotel. I fancy seeing him in his uniform with
Speaker 1: his funny hat on his head. I don't think i'd
Speaker 1: managed to control myself. I would take him to the
Speaker 1: back room. And then it gets a little Then she
Speaker 1: said the word that I don't know, and I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna say that. Tokay, blanche blanche toke see, I hate.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have picked the one with the word. I
Speaker 1: ain't know. How do you pronounce t t o k
Speaker 1: t o qu e to blanche to cook? We're a talk, right,
Speaker 1: just talk? Why can't they just spell it differently? Okay? Anyway,
Speaker 1: she gets horny off a chef's coat. What object kinks?
Speaker 1: So it's it's kinks from different objects. So it could
Speaker 1: be stockings and garters, it could be glasses, it could
Speaker 1: be bringing out your vibrators. It could be a leather jacket.
Speaker 1: The weirdest thing I've been turned on by? I was
Speaker 1: about to say, what is the weirdest object that you've
Speaker 1: either included insects or that has turned you on? Belts?
Speaker 1: I like him around my neck? Right, we do want
Speaker 1: some white people shop? That's not white people shouldn't. Yes,
Speaker 1: it is. That's like really, Oh, it doesn't have to
Speaker 1: be like that tight. It's just like a way to
Speaker 1: like pull during sex, like when you're sucking. That's as
Speaker 1: hot as bro like a real belt. Yeah, Like I
Speaker 1: took that nigga's belt off, and I remember looking at it,
Speaker 1: and I was like, and you put it around your
Speaker 1: own name, tell you what it is. White people ship
Speaker 1: that Alicia gets very Caucasian. So Alicia's Caucasian. But if
Speaker 1: you use an object, they already got it. Ain't like
Speaker 1: you went out and body, you know what, I'm san nothing, no, no, bitch,
Speaker 1: I ain't putting belts around my goddamn motherfucking name. Okay. Anyway,
Speaker 1: y'all know that summer has ended. It is now look
Speaker 1: here we go. Well, I mean so apparently it's Megan said,
Speaker 1: what is this still hot girl fall? Now? It went
Speaker 1: from hot girl some of the hot girl listen, they
Speaker 1: said as fun boy fall in real life, it probably
Speaker 1: is because they're about to cuddle with all his holes
Speaker 1: and we're gonna we're gonna let them. It's gonna be
Speaker 1: cold and I want to cuddle and I don't care
Speaker 1: that you're a boy. Okay, So anyways, for the horrible
Speaker 1: decision this week, y'all, we are going to recap our
Speaker 1: hot girls summers. Um I honestly had a pretty fairly
Speaker 1: quiet one up until this last month. I would say,
Speaker 1: um my hot girl summer. I was seven the whole time,
Speaker 1: so that was pretty boring until I went to the
Speaker 1: West Coast and then came back and yeah, yeah, anyways,
Speaker 1: what about you if you just skipped you, I know,
Speaker 1: so it's weird. So I'll say I did. I think
Speaker 1: I wanted a boyfriend, so I was dating. I brought
Speaker 1: up Muslim bay Um and then ship. We prerecorded so much.
Speaker 1: I didn't had pool party bait come in the picture
Speaker 1: and leave before we got back into the studio. Um.
Speaker 1: So I didn't meet somebody at Joe's pool party um
Speaker 1: and cut him off within a one It was just
Speaker 1: not um. Dating to me as stressful. Not only is stressful,
Speaker 1: I don't have the patience, so you're not gonna stay
Speaker 1: on my phone for very long. And we live in
Speaker 1: the same city. So I did leave right after Joe's
Speaker 1: pool I went to the West Coast for almost two weeks.
Speaker 1: So the whole time I'm on the West Coast for
Speaker 1: face timing, we're texting, we're doing this. I get back
Speaker 1: from the motherfucking West Coast by day eight, I said, sorry,
Speaker 1: this isn't gonna work. Why am I back in New
Speaker 1: York for eight days? That's over a week. That is
Speaker 1: now over one week, and I haven't seen you so,
Speaker 1: so I literally told him. I was like, maybe this
Speaker 1: is bad timing. I don't know what it is, but
Speaker 1: I'm cool on you. I'm uninterested now. Um And I
Speaker 1: hit Muslim Bay with the same thing because the same
Speaker 1: thing happened with him. I was like, I've been back
Speaker 1: for a week and what don't know? I don't Actually,
Speaker 1: you don't, be honest. I believe that when people it's
Speaker 1: they're they're like they're seeing somebody else and it's fine
Speaker 1: because we're just dating. But I even know from my
Speaker 1: own time frame, like if I'm interested in someone, I
Speaker 1: want to see them. However, I'm not saying I'm not interested,
Speaker 1: but I just may be busy with other ship. And
Speaker 1: that's what. It depends on how much you have in
Speaker 1: and that's and and I'm not even gonna hold you
Speaker 1: know the problem. I need to prioritize well I had
Speaker 1: and I had well. I think that's another thing, like
Speaker 1: I'm not pressed to see these men sexually because I
Speaker 1: have so the beginning phase of it to where I
Speaker 1: feel like, okay, well we're not even seeing each other.
Speaker 1: Fuck it. So my Canadian boo is back in the picture,
Speaker 1: my home in Philly is doing great seven is as
Speaker 1: consistent as I need him to be, and I'm just
Speaker 1: feeling like I don't want to date or at anyone
Speaker 1: new because I'm so comfortable with the people that I've
Speaker 1: known for all these years. Which, yes, it's probably gonna
Speaker 1: keep me single forever, yes I know that, but my
Speaker 1: holes are acting really really good right well. I think
Speaker 1: it also depends on what you want. If you want sex,
Speaker 1: and like you just said, you have some tenne from
Speaker 1: your Canadian but like if you get what you want,
Speaker 1: the fine. If there's no angle. Actually am I was
Speaker 1: having a little fun up with how like my mind
Speaker 1: changed the last two weeks ago. So once in Europe
Speaker 1: with Benny, we had so much fun. I'm really excited.
Speaker 1: So Bennie is gonna be coming on tour with us
Speaker 1: and helping out and um, yeah, like Bennie, Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be fun. We had a great time with him
Speaker 1: in Chicago. Um, it's so funny because Mandy and I,
Speaker 1: you know, we're trying to get this tour together, so
Speaker 1: we have been really busy just making plans for it,
Speaker 1: and um, we were talking about a tour manager and
Speaker 1: I said to Bennie when we were in the hotel
Speaker 1: room together in Morocco. I said, I really don't you
Speaker 1: know what this person will be like. And I said,
Speaker 1: and Mandy and I are doing great, but there will
Speaker 1: be a day where something gets like you know, it
Speaker 1: might be a lot, and I'm worried about that person
Speaker 1: and being too much for them. And he literally said
Speaker 1: before we even talked about Vinnie. No, I'm just saying
Speaker 1: when me and you get like, but I don't want
Speaker 1: that person to be overwhelmed. Benny was like, you just
Speaker 1: need me because you can both need just someone just
Speaker 1: mail it over. And he was like, you, let's just
Speaker 1: get a little It's true. He's like, I don't want to, like,
Speaker 1: you know, I think it would be good and like,
Speaker 1: you know, we've been talking about what friends to bring
Speaker 1: a people that we've enjoyed being around our friends. I've enjoyed, okay,
Speaker 1: and I get to the dick part, like no, something
Speaker 1: it's cute, and that we have girls summertime, hot girls, summertime.
Speaker 1: Talk about how you've been a hell because I love
Speaker 1: how you'd be like, I'm in love, but but you
Speaker 1: got all the holes now. So I love that you
Speaker 1: could talk about what I was gonna say multiple dicks
Speaker 1: go ahead, so you know, having a companion like a
Speaker 1: friend for that long normally when I vac talking about this,
Speaker 1: because I'm saying kind of point, so like, normally when
Speaker 1: I vacation, I'm bouncing around to see certain people, right,
Speaker 1: and I'm spending mad time with them. Since we had
Speaker 1: two weeks together, it was a lot of time to
Speaker 1: just like reflect, right, So I was thinking to myself, like,
Speaker 1: you know, I put a lot of focus when dating
Speaker 1: on one person because I'm just naturally that way. It's
Speaker 1: very hard for me to like date multiple people and not.
Speaker 1: That's why I like bringing them together. That's why the
Speaker 1: people I funk, I like together because it's easier for
Speaker 1: me opposed to like figuring out Mark or Michael and whoever.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Like, that's too confusing. I'll
Speaker 1: be mixing up names, mixing up dates, so might as
Speaker 1: well I'll go on dates together. And then I thought
Speaker 1: to myself, that's when you was dating girls and guys.
Speaker 1: You don't be bringing your niggas around your other names.
Speaker 1: So now that's the problem. Yes, I was like, well,
Speaker 1: what am I gonna do now? I'm just going to
Speaker 1: sincerely set a schedule for the men that I plan
Speaker 1: on dating, and I let all of them know. I
Speaker 1: let a group chat. Nope, like old Bay seasoning. Now.
Speaker 1: I love hanging out with you on the weekends. We
Speaker 1: party hard, we have a great time. I want one
Speaker 1: of your weekend is whether it be Friday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Speaker 1: I wanted to do our fucking thing. I want one
Speaker 1: of your weekend days and I want dick in the
Speaker 1: middle of the week. That's what I need. I need
Speaker 1: those two days a week. And if we get more,
Speaker 1: we get more. But like, these are vital for me.
Speaker 1: Two days a week. See if somebody is a lot, yeah,
Speaker 1: but we're fucking that's still a lot. I need to
Speaker 1: get sucked a lot. You just go around. No, I'm good.
Speaker 1: I need to get sucked a lot. But so two
Speaker 1: days from him, and then what are you got? So
Speaker 1: I was like, I need those two days because like
Speaker 1: sometimes I don't know we're going or whatever. But as
Speaker 1: long as I have that time, I'll be fine. And
Speaker 1: as long as that commitment is in my head, because
Speaker 1: that's my issue with dating. I feel like niggas is
Speaker 1: all over the place. If you make a commitment to me,
Speaker 1: then I could stick with it. Someone came in my
Speaker 1: life recently that's been in my life for like two years. No,
Speaker 1: it's not Alex, and I know it'll sound like him.
Speaker 1: He's been a friend, someone I like casually see and
Speaker 1: I just never knew where to place him. We will
Speaker 1: fucking Alex, bitch na. But I know that's why you
Speaker 1: already asked him out so people don't think it's him
Speaker 1: when it's really it's not. But I know, I said
Speaker 1: my friend for almost two years, so not two years,
Speaker 1: but like whatever. So anyway, I met him while I
Speaker 1: was out Geela. Liked him at first, so like he
Speaker 1: said some ship to me when I was like, yo,
Speaker 1: my girl's feeling. He was like, oh, you can't speak,
Speaker 1: and I was like whatever. So I always see him
Speaker 1: in the neighborhood. And then finally he said something to
Speaker 1: me one day that like kind of sucked me up,
Speaker 1: and I like really liked it. I don't even know
Speaker 1: if he remembers. It was late night and I was
Speaker 1: about to bring someone around where I knew where he'd
Speaker 1: be at, and then I told him, oh, I don't
Speaker 1: want to bring that nigket through there, because like you know,
Speaker 1: I didn't know how it makes you feel. And he
Speaker 1: was like, I don't care who you're with, Like, I
Speaker 1: want you to be happy, So whether you with another
Speaker 1: niggat or you with me, Like that's what I want.
Speaker 1: I want you to be happy. That makes me feel good.
Speaker 1: You had two exes in his name, right, just ship
Speaker 1: turned me off. We go to Afro Punk. I invite
Speaker 1: him an Afro Punk and I kind of thought it
Speaker 1: was gonna be weird, right, Like, I thought like, okay,
Speaker 1: are we gonna be flirty? What's this gonna be? Like? Yo?
Speaker 1: It jumped right into some boyfriend e girlfriend and Ship.
Speaker 1: We were like laying on the grass together fucking having
Speaker 1: an amazing time. And then finally when I left, I
Speaker 1: thought he was gonna kiss me and he didn't fucking
Speaker 1: kiss me. So I'm like, what the fuck? So we
Speaker 1: go out on a date. He takes me to the movies.
Speaker 1: We go to this bar and I started getting upset
Speaker 1: because he gets really close to my face right, and
Speaker 1: I was like, why won't you fucking kiss me? Like
Speaker 1: do you not like me? Like you're just going out
Speaker 1: with me, like we're talking all the time, you just
Speaker 1: don't want to kiss me? Then it because I have
Speaker 1: a word vomit that happens to me. So we go
Speaker 1: outside to smoke. This nigga pushes me up against the
Speaker 1: fucking wall. I could feel his fucking dick through his
Speaker 1: pants pressing up against my stomach when he tongued me
Speaker 1: down bit and almost like hand like on my chest,
Speaker 1: in my neck. I'm not gonna lie. It was so
Speaker 1: just almost hurled because I'm just envisioning Alex to this.
Speaker 1: It's not Alex. It's just like Alex kisses. Okay, they
Speaker 1: do this tall, dark scam with chats there this okay anyway,
Speaker 1: So I thought I was gonna get some dick, right,
Speaker 1: So he brings me upstairs. Loki had to help put
Speaker 1: me in the bed, and the nigga fucking leaves, and
Speaker 1: now I'm pissed. I fucking masturbated for like two hours.
Speaker 1: I was like, why then is he not sucking me?
Speaker 1: So I got really mad. So then this Friday, right,
Speaker 1: I'm really thinking hard Alex is in Australia. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: I'll gotta leave this alone. Okay, okay, so this Friday
Speaker 1: I can go out. We run into each other and
Speaker 1: I was like, fucking, I'm just gonna say I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I want you to come home. So what days of
Speaker 1: the week. He gets, let's I'm trying to I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you, bit you just sounded real country about the
Speaker 1: time I've been watching. So he's like yo, I'm I'm
Speaker 1: like I can't. So I was like, listen, I want
Speaker 1: you to walk me home so you could take my
Speaker 1: keys and you wake me up. But she comes in
Speaker 1: my house. I don't know what time it is, and
Speaker 1: he gets in my bed. I could feel him and
Speaker 1: it's fucking dick. He's like so neaty and why it's
Speaker 1: like a two hand dick. It's like a juice, that
Speaker 1: fucking dick. And I was like, you know what, I
Speaker 1: don't know if I have room, but I will make it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make room for this dick. You know. It's
Speaker 1: like I always assume when niggas like are a little
Speaker 1: more rough around the edges, Like when he was younger,
Speaker 1: he used to like rob niggas and ship like he's
Speaker 1: a hood ass New York nigked. Not anymore, but he
Speaker 1: used to be bitch ate my pussy like a champion,
Speaker 1: to the point where it was like it wasn't even
Speaker 1: because you know, sometimes when big dig fills you up.
Speaker 1: I was so fucking ready for it. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: he sucked me so good. Ma, So no, oh that's
Speaker 1: another nigga. Oh bitch, you are really I'm really bad
Speaker 1: with reading mouths. So we'll talk about this act. No,
Speaker 1: don't be written ship because people could see ship. But anyway, Mandy,
Speaker 1: the dick was so good. So wait, we're already are
Speaker 1: you got four niggas right now? A rotation three? We
Speaker 1: got soho friend beer bait oh Bay season and Broke
Speaker 1: Bay season is so ho. No, I'm talking about shut up,
Speaker 1: but I didn't say today. I'm not sucking him yet. Okay,
Speaker 1: so wait, so bitch, hold on, he sucking me right,
Speaker 1: I'm on my stomach and like I grabbed his hair.
Speaker 1: He's really close to my face while he's sucking me,
Speaker 1: and this nigg is like you know when your mouth
Speaker 1: is open but you're not kissing, and it's just like
Speaker 1: you could just feel somebody, Like I could just feel
Speaker 1: his tongue and it was just nasty and fucking way,
Speaker 1: and he's fucking the ship out of me, bitch. Like
Speaker 1: I wasn't even trying to act like it was that
Speaker 1: good because I didn't want him to think it was
Speaker 1: that good because it was good. Does he listen to
Speaker 1: the show, because now you really he made me know
Speaker 1: I was gassing his dick right now, I know what
Speaker 1: am I supposed to do? Jesus Christ. You know how
Speaker 1: big his dick is? So much so that when I
Speaker 1: first met him, or when we were first hanging out,
Speaker 1: he was telling me about this girl he was sucking,
Speaker 1: how it kept trying and she ended up going to
Speaker 1: the hospital. So Charlie calls on Hospital Dick, and that
Speaker 1: is his name, Hospital Dick. And you know what, if
Speaker 1: I have to die by the dick, it is what
Speaker 1: a way to go, Hospital Dick. That's the name. So
Speaker 1: Hospital Dick, we sunk. It is a nice guy. I
Speaker 1: met his friends on Sunday. He took me somewhere. It
Speaker 1: was going really well, and then he took me home
Speaker 1: and I got the Hospital Dick. And now that I
Speaker 1: realized Hospital Dick is like a good person, I'm more
Speaker 1: fucked up because like real ship, he's the type of
Speaker 1: nigger I want to be. My man's crazy because I
Speaker 1: feel like people think we like little Dick Shane. But
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kind of like I'm gonna say so, Canadian
Speaker 1: Bay has probably one of the largest sticks ever, and
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna hold you. I was like not even
Speaker 1: wanting it because it was so big, Like I really
Speaker 1: enjoy sucking dick, not his, because it's like I don't
Speaker 1: go past I can't get past the head, so it's
Speaker 1: like I feel inadequate while I'm sucking his dick to
Speaker 1: where it's just like it's not even fun for me
Speaker 1: because I like to be at you know, like go
Speaker 1: down on it, like put my forehead on the belly,
Speaker 1: but and like make it all war in my mouth
Speaker 1: like him no, And I'm looking at him like Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm done sucking your dick because I don't even
Speaker 1: feel like I'm pleasing you. Like we literally had to
Speaker 1: have that. No he said, like he said, I suck
Speaker 1: it really well, and he moaned, which was cute, but
Speaker 1: I feel like maybe he was just moaning, like I
Speaker 1: felt like there's no way it was good. I felt
Speaker 1: like a he was like telling me about it was
Speaker 1: too big, like I wasn't going even past the head,
Speaker 1: so it's like I had to lick on the shaft.
Speaker 1: That's not fun. You could suck on the side. It
Speaker 1: was so big. I was like, these big as dicks,
Speaker 1: let's let's campaign that y'all with this medium's eyes. Well,
Speaker 1: let me make a point to you that I never realized.
Speaker 1: So there's a dude that I fuck and sometimes they'd
Speaker 1: be hurt, and he has a medium dick, right like
Speaker 1: sucking me really hard. But with hospital dick, I didn't
Speaker 1: really have pain. And I was like, why wouldn't I
Speaker 1: if it's bigger, And I realized it's because he knows
Speaker 1: he has a big dick, so he knows how to
Speaker 1: funk with it. Like nigga's with medium dicks be pounding
Speaker 1: you like and sometimes it's too much. They want you
Speaker 1: to feel it because you might. Sometimes they know they
Speaker 1: got the room. This nigga knows his dick is big,
Speaker 1: so he knows he had to take time. Girl, baby,
Speaker 1: come out the pluss, like a dick is a dick
Speaker 1: is fine in the plus it is. But my point is,
Speaker 1: like I think dudes a bigger dicks go slower initially,
Speaker 1: Like I think dudes with bigger dicks be lazier. That's
Speaker 1: why I don't hurt, because they're not gonna pund because
Speaker 1: they're like, it's a big dick. I ain't even gotta move, like,
Speaker 1: I know his whole dick hasn't been inside of me.
Speaker 1: We sucked five times now and I know it didn't
Speaker 1: go all the way in. There's no which is fine.
Speaker 1: I recorded with Canadian Bay, I gotta see if his
Speaker 1: whole dick went in that ship was hurt. No, I
Speaker 1: was like, and then I ain't even gonna hold you.
Speaker 1: What's crazy is I just saw seven and he pounded
Speaker 1: my ship so so like I don't know he did it,
Speaker 1: like but his dick is big, but he pounded me
Speaker 1: to where I was like making the worst noises. And
Speaker 1: then I literally said I don't want dick for the
Speaker 1: rest of the year. Then Canadian Bay was like, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm I want to come see and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh shoot, I just said I didn't want dick for
Speaker 1: the rest of the year, like I'm growing a cists,
Speaker 1: which is crazy. No. I didn't even was like, do
Speaker 1: I have to take your dick now? Like my fucking
Speaker 1: pussy got fucked so hard. I was like, I cried
Speaker 1: so hard. I cried. I don't know, I cried, nigga,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I cried, like literally after round one.
Speaker 1: So basically, he was like, I want you to drain
Speaker 1: these nuts, and you know that's how we'll be talking.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, drain him. He was like, how
Speaker 1: many times you think it's gonna take you to join it?
Speaker 1: I said, we can go to three fo five? However
Speaker 1: many bitch after round one, I'm mad. I said that.
Speaker 1: I was crying. I said, rounds. Wait, let me ask
Speaker 1: you talked about rounds a lot, and I was thinking
Speaker 1: three times, and I was so, I can tell you
Speaker 1: why you came across my mind, because I told you
Speaker 1: I've become across your mind. We were in the studio
Speaker 1: like within the last few weeks, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't like rounds, right right, So a hospital Dick
Speaker 1: I realized something. I um, I've said I don't like
Speaker 1: rounds because the niggas have sucked sucked me along. Oh
Speaker 1: this nigga a good hospital. Dick. I came. He waited
Speaker 1: for me to come every time, but then he did come. Now,
Speaker 1: I'm a person who could fun multiple like I have
Speaker 1: more orgasm. Same so one long ass round, I'll come
Speaker 1: like three or four times. But every every round I'm
Speaker 1: coming three or four times. It's fucking exhausted. We fucked
Speaker 1: five times, two separate nights, so three nights we like,
Speaker 1: one night we fucked three times, and one day we
Speaker 1: sucked twice. Now, so we're still got room to grow.
Speaker 1: Maybe he just came a little fast because he was excited,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't even really fast. It was more so like, bro,
Speaker 1: he listened to this. Now you're saying the nigga come fast, bro,
Speaker 1: he you probably not. You not about to get the
Speaker 1: hospital Dicknamo you out here. Time shaming. It's time shaming
Speaker 1: a thing. Oh speaking of By the way, I know
Speaker 1: we had a bluetoo ad and I will say I
Speaker 1: did get some old dick like recently too. And it
Speaker 1: was forty five second dick because like in the ad
Speaker 1: I talked about like how damn I wish he would
Speaker 1: have took a bluetooth to last longer. It was literally
Speaker 1: forty five seconds. I'll tell you who it was. But
Speaker 1: his dick is so big, and it's just like, damn,
Speaker 1: it's so good. Why doesn't it last long? So good?
Speaker 1: I'll tell you forty five seconds? Literally, what did he
Speaker 1: fuck you again? No, he don't go more than one round.
Speaker 1: I was just like Okay, well I didn't have that
Speaker 1: experienced like do you can you count second dick? Like
Speaker 1: does it count? Is like you had sex? No? Right,
Speaker 1: I don't think it was like three bounces. It was
Speaker 1: like three bounces and I apologize to be on top.
Speaker 1: Did he know? He did? He acknowledge how fast he game.
Speaker 1: This is a thing for him, Like as long as
Speaker 1: I've known him, as many times as we've had sex,
Speaker 1: he just comes fast. God yeah, and it sucks because okay,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, and no, that wasn't really my issue. I
Speaker 1: just made a longer round. But at least he begin
Speaker 1: to back up and then nigga too pussy like a
Speaker 1: goddamn champion, does it? You know? I don't be lacking heads?
Speaker 1: So so for condom, I told you, condom dick is five, bitch,
Speaker 1: i'd be trying to sell because I'm scared. No, I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna hold you. That's why I think. That's why
Speaker 1: I have been able to say emotionless because it's condom dick,
Speaker 1: and it's great condom dick. But if he gave me
Speaker 1: that dick, raw, bitch, we're married. That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1: Don't suck me wrong. Um, let's see who else, keep
Speaker 1: talking about it's a dude that I had an amazing
Speaker 1: date with, and I just keep getting this like serious
Speaker 1: friend energy from Like our first date was crazy good, right,
Speaker 1: we had so much chemistry. The reason many called him
Speaker 1: so Houses because that's where we met and then we
Speaker 1: were like laid up at so Who House and stars
Speaker 1: and it was right before hedonism and because I've been home,
Speaker 1: it's like, I don't know, it's super friendly energy. And
Speaker 1: then he does this thing where like he'd be acting
Speaker 1: like I'm mixing. He'd be like, oh, you and your people,
Speaker 1: you your niggas, and like he knows about Beard Bass,
Speaker 1: like he's made comments about him, and it just makes
Speaker 1: me feel weirder. I don't know, I will say that's something.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it's good that you do. I mean,
Speaker 1: I let my niggas know I got Hose, but I
Speaker 1: don't tell my hose all my other hose names. I
Speaker 1: didn't tell him other hose names. Well, he knows about
Speaker 1: Beard Bay. He knows about Beard Bay because when I
Speaker 1: was at Last Lap and Beard Bay walked in, I
Speaker 1: was like, he said, I slid out of that motherfucker.
Speaker 1: He's like my whole voice told me he was working
Speaker 1: with that nigga, but I really knew what I was
Speaker 1: talking to him. I came to the last lap to
Speaker 1: see him. Beard Bay walked in and I was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm actually not feeling well and I
Speaker 1: think I'm going to leave have a great night, which
Speaker 1: I would dipped and say, I love, I don't have
Speaker 1: I don't. I didn't know that. I didn't know that
Speaker 1: he knew that. You know, let's go ahead, let's before
Speaker 1: we get up out of here, let's go through our homemail.
Speaker 1: We've been yeah, I know, we haven't forty five minutes.
Speaker 1: And look and these holes thing they get in two
Speaker 1: hour episodes out of us newt Why does everybody want?
Speaker 1: How long? How to fund? Do people even come in
Speaker 1: here and talk from two hours? Bro? The whole? Don't
Speaker 1: get the hour and come back next week. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you when two hour episodes can happen. No they can't,
Speaker 1: No, no no, no, I'm sorry when they can't. Like when
Speaker 1: we when you don't notice, when you being had by yourself,
Speaker 1: and when I'm in here by myself, that's it. Had
Speaker 1: one with Tahoe and hope you guys will hear soon
Speaker 1: that was awesome. Um, but it was more because of
Speaker 1: like the controversy. I feel like when there's something that
Speaker 1: gets too deep, that's when it gets two hours long.
Speaker 1: Or current events. I can understand how that could be
Speaker 1: two hours, but like, the only two hour episode I
Speaker 1: can recall having with you was with Andrew and Now
Speaker 1: when you said that dumb shit about science. First off,
Speaker 1: nothing I say is dumb. Secondly, fuck you. Oh I
Speaker 1: was didn't hospital Dick this the script that I wrote
Speaker 1: for We were talking about it and I was trying
Speaker 1: to make the context. I was like, you know, I
Speaker 1: wrote the thing about the science, And I said, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know about man. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do, Hospital Dick. No about me. He came to
Speaker 1: our show. Um, I'm gonna have to know who hospital
Speaker 1: Dick is, just so that when I see him. Is
Speaker 1: he a mutual friend? Oh, because I'm about to call
Speaker 1: him hospital Dick to his face. What a hospital Dick?
Speaker 1: You right? Awfully? Oh? Okay, yeah, no, oh he's already bay.
Speaker 1: I didn't say he was. I've known him for a minute,
Speaker 1: but you know, I was just there last night. Shut up, Mandy.
Speaker 1: What we live in New York I can't sit here
Speaker 1: and say I was there last night, but ain't nobody go.
Speaker 1: I don't want nobody to connect the dots because now
Speaker 1: I'm sitting here talking about how big this nigga dick is.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, absolutely not. And he knows
Speaker 1: it too. A matter of fact, we was at Afropunk.
Speaker 1: He's nice looking, right, and he's tall whatever. So someone
Speaker 1: wanted to take a picture of him and they wanted
Speaker 1: him to put his shirt on, so he put it
Speaker 1: over his shirt and she was like, why do you
Speaker 1: gonna take a shirt? And he was like, because she's
Speaker 1: gonna start wilding. And it's true. I don't want nobody
Speaker 1: fucking my niggas unless they sucking my niggas with me,
Speaker 1: so point blank hell no, that's that's why I ain't taging.
Speaker 1: I don't want to know what to do for a
Speaker 1: living here, teacher, there go that lie, because I ain't
Speaker 1: saying ship. I was just about to say what he
Speaker 1: did for a living too, because now we both kind
Speaker 1: of got one. Really, I talked about it with shut
Speaker 1: up because I don't know, will you shut the hell up.
Speaker 1: Let's get into the fucking homemail already. So this one
Speaker 1: of course, UM, I picked it. I think it's cute. Actually, UM,
Speaker 1: it's a cute little homemail. If you guys want to
Speaker 1: send in your homemail, you can send it to us
Speaker 1: UM at Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com, um, and
Speaker 1: we can read your ship. They are anonymous because we
Speaker 1: don't be wanting to tell on youall hos. Anyway, UM
Speaker 1: so this one says, Hi, my man and I have
Speaker 1: been together for two years. At six months, we started
Speaker 1: going to sex clubs and I loved it, but we
Speaker 1: wanted more intimate interactions. Now we have began exploring an
Speaker 1: open relationship. Our open relationship means we are free to
Speaker 1: explore and have sex as we please, just tell the
Speaker 1: other person and make sure it doesn't interfere with our
Speaker 1: time together. It's been going well and we still go
Speaker 1: to clubs, but I'm having trouble telling the guys and
Speaker 1: gals I want to date outside of the clubs that
Speaker 1: I'm in an open relationship right now. I've just been
Speaker 1: upfront with it. It's in my bumble bio, and when
Speaker 1: I go on dates, I talk about my man subtly.
Speaker 1: Girls are usually weary and I think I'm just using
Speaker 1: them for pussy and guys think I'm just a ho.
Speaker 1: I mean I am, but y'all get the point. All
Speaker 1: the people I've met are nice and attractive. But I
Speaker 1: guess my question is what's a delicate way to share
Speaker 1: my lifestyle slash relationship with my side pieces so that
Speaker 1: I can continue to get consistent side dick and pussy
Speaker 1: sincerely the whole romantic make your open relationships sound meaningful.
Speaker 1: Like when I've talked about like Beard, Bay and Scissors,
Speaker 1: people like immediately like, oh wow, you're in a threesome,
Speaker 1: Like let me talk you something like I have to
Speaker 1: break it down and I talk about them like real lovers,
Speaker 1: real like this is the same kind of energy that um,
Speaker 1: bisexual people get. Y yeah, there, you get this thing
Speaker 1: from men that's always like, oh so you're down for
Speaker 1: a threesome. And it's like you have to make sure
Speaker 1: that you're presenting your situation as much with as much
Speaker 1: care and love as you put into it and not
Speaker 1: just throw it off the cusp, Like I share with
Speaker 1: people my relationship status when I feel like they deserve it,
Speaker 1: like a throuble. Like when I've said those words to people,
Speaker 1: they're always was like what and it sounds like some
Speaker 1: hole ship and I have to kind of get into it.
Speaker 1: And I don't even let them start talking like it's ship, right,
Speaker 1: you know, I've known Scissors how long? Ten years? Beard
Speaker 1: bay Year been working with him. Like these are people
Speaker 1: that like not gonna be out of my life, and
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna let you treat them like just some
Speaker 1: nicked Like I'm sitting here talking about old Bear hospital Dick.
Speaker 1: Not to say that they are nobody, more really we're
Speaker 1: really sticking to hospital Dick as the name. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: but like not to say they're nobody, but they're not.
Speaker 1: They don't have that much depth in my life, right,
Speaker 1: So like the presentation for that, much like a best
Speaker 1: friend is how you should be treating your partners. That's
Speaker 1: how you should be treating your sexual lifestyle. Don't just
Speaker 1: be out here like oh you know then no, Like
Speaker 1: it's a really serious thing. I think that in the
Speaker 1: age where we are now open to having non monogamous,
Speaker 1: non monogamous relationships, you have to realize that you're still
Speaker 1: going to be a teacher because a lot of people
Speaker 1: are still not hip to what polyamory is, polygamy or
Speaker 1: any any of these non monogamous type of relationships. So
Speaker 1: I feel like when you're open with your relationship with
Speaker 1: these other partners, you do need to let them know
Speaker 1: this is your primary, that you're allowed to do this,
Speaker 1: that you're cheating, not that you're a home not that
Speaker 1: you're going behind your partner's back, but that you that
Speaker 1: you and your partner have this understanding. And I think
Speaker 1: that it's important if you're going to mix your energy
Speaker 1: and being relationships with these other people. I think that
Speaker 1: you need to kind of have an idea on what
Speaker 1: you want from them, because the way she's even describing
Speaker 1: it in the letter, and they think they think you're
Speaker 1: First off, why do you care? But also you need
Speaker 1: to let them know what they're being used for because
Speaker 1: you're referencing them as side dicks and pussies. So I
Speaker 1: feel like, as far as open relationship are, you literally
Speaker 1: aren't looking for anything out of them. So to me,
Speaker 1: I I would be curious as to why they have
Speaker 1: to know anything about your relationship if you don't want
Speaker 1: to be that involved with them. They're just they're just sex,
Speaker 1: is what I'm saying. So why do you feel the
Speaker 1: need to explain to them your situation at all just
Speaker 1: keep sucking as long as your primary knows what you're doing,
Speaker 1: He's the only one that you have to answer to.
Speaker 1: I think that like we all and we as in
Speaker 1: people that are like new to open relationships are new
Speaker 1: to be openly sexual. Well, um, you know it's that
Speaker 1: quote unquote horror phobia because like why do you care?
Speaker 1: But I would describe it to somebody if you need
Speaker 1: to like paint a prettier picture on it, like, look,
Speaker 1: I have a primary person that I sleep with and
Speaker 1: that I do wah blah blah with, Like you know,
Speaker 1: we've been together for X amount of time, and you know,
Speaker 1: we just have an understanding that we still want to
Speaker 1: explore in our lives. I'm young, I'd like to have
Speaker 1: more experiences with people, but this is the primary person
Speaker 1: I went with. Um. A matter of fact, one of
Speaker 1: my home girls told me that she described her primary
Speaker 1: partners the nigga she sucks raw. She's like, I literally
Speaker 1: told to do that. When he tried to suck me,
Speaker 1: I was like, listen, unless you become the main nigga
Speaker 1: that I wuck with. She was like, I fucked someone,
Speaker 1: We're already, so don't suck me without condoms, and I
Speaker 1: think I actually like that too. Um, I mean, I
Speaker 1: do prefer like condoms all the time. But I think
Speaker 1: that that is why because I do know that most
Speaker 1: of my partners do have other partners. And my concern is,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna suck you raw, and I know that
Speaker 1: you're sucking people, and whether you're sucking them protected or not,
Speaker 1: you I don't know. You'll never know, honestly, you won't.
Speaker 1: Because there's been so many times where I've had sex
Speaker 1: with someone, maybe the first or second time, and let's
Speaker 1: say that like they're going to get a condom or
Speaker 1: something else, and they're like, well, one dude told me
Speaker 1: his pullout game was strong, and I said, oh, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not abortion money. I don't know what you mean.
Speaker 1: What I don't have is time to be like getting
Speaker 1: my get right right. Like that's always the funny part
Speaker 1: about the whole pull out thing. Well, it's not I
Speaker 1: think I'm scared to get pregnant. No, no, that And
Speaker 1: it's only like five dollars like both of us day.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, right, it's not that much, but
Speaker 1: it is to me. And it's funny because I actually
Speaker 1: just had this conversation a lot of my friends. I
Speaker 1: we joke a lot, but they always have broken pussies.
Speaker 1: And it's funny because I tell I mean like either
Speaker 1: fucking yeese infections or U T I S or b
Speaker 1: V or there's a smell or there's like something is
Speaker 1: always off with their put and like my ship is
Speaker 1: always broken as the bitches because you don't use condoms.
Speaker 1: Actually that is very common. I do believe that's because
Speaker 1: of condoms. But I also believe that's like peeing. A
Speaker 1: lot of this ship could be solved from, like peeing
Speaker 1: after sex, and normally if you having raw sex would
Speaker 1: say you lay up after like that is a Peing
Speaker 1: is going to solve a lot of them. But like
Speaker 1: even if a guy doesn't have an STD, like just
Speaker 1: they're they're just their skin being inside of you like
Speaker 1: a woman's vagina is just very very I mean in
Speaker 1: those women's defense, condoms can suck you up to magnums
Speaker 1: have been known to cause BV things like that. So
Speaker 1: sex period. But for me, when it comes to like
Speaker 1: fluid exchange and like raw dick, I don't know, like
Speaker 1: it took my body like the last person that like
Speaker 1: I made a conscious decision with It was last year
Speaker 1: with Beard Bay like not to use condoms, and we
Speaker 1: discussed not using condoms and blah blah other people. It
Speaker 1: took my pussy, like I would say, three weeks to
Speaker 1: get used to his his come that's crazy, no bullshit,
Speaker 1: like he would we would fuck. And it wasn't like
Speaker 1: there wasn't a cent, But I just remember a ting
Speaker 1: or a little like may maybe are feeling in my body,
Speaker 1: and it like took time, and it was. It definitely
Speaker 1: takes time. Now, I'm sure women that have been in
Speaker 1: relationships for like a long time maybe not experience this anymore.
Speaker 1: But that did happen to me, and I do believe
Speaker 1: it's something that happens, but you're telling me so when
Speaker 1: I say the abortion thing, it ain't even to be
Speaker 1: light about it. Literally, babies are the least bit of
Speaker 1: like things because my um, you know, my aunt died
Speaker 1: from fucking ovarian cancer. Like gonna read all that ship
Speaker 1: that can funk up your fellos, absolutely and Nigga's think, yeah,
Speaker 1: but but but that's but that's the thing to like,
Speaker 1: even bringing up like the STD thing, um, a lot
Speaker 1: of women can have those with no symptoms. And like
Speaker 1: you said, because a lot of them can go with
Speaker 1: no symptoms. You genuinely could probably never be able to
Speaker 1: have a baby again because you don't call something didn't
Speaker 1: know you called it? Let it sit for too long.
Speaker 1: Now I funked up all your insides so like there's
Speaker 1: just so much um. But yeah, So for the listener,
Speaker 1: I would say again, I think your focus needs to
Speaker 1: be on um, just explaining things to your primary partner.
Speaker 1: If you're looking at these people, is nothing more beside
Speaker 1: dick and pussy? What do you essentially want? Because if
Speaker 1: you just want someone to have sex with with no
Speaker 1: strings attached, they should be cool. Why do you care
Speaker 1: if they think you're a whole? Like, why do you
Speaker 1: feel the need to explain to them? I would say,
Speaker 1: if you're an emah like me, maybe that's why you're
Speaker 1: acting like this. Oh yeah, so she needs your advice
Speaker 1: because which I don't give a people think and and
Speaker 1: I was given the same advice just because to me,
Speaker 1: like when you have a primary and then other people
Speaker 1: are just for sex, like I wouldn't care, but my
Speaker 1: partners aren't just for sex because here emahow well just
Speaker 1: straight up her hospital dick wat you're about to do this? Boyfriend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was laid out with all weekend like we were.
Speaker 1: We went to the movies. We ended up at a
Speaker 1: sex club. That'll be on another episode. I went to
Speaker 1: a kind of sex club in Barcelona. When he's about this,
Speaker 1: went to a gate club. I think it was called Arena.
Speaker 1: Three floors, three different rooms. One's a lesbian club. It's
Speaker 1: so funny because Minnie was so tired of it. After
Speaker 1: a while, he was like, okay, so no, we didn't
Speaker 1: know they had a guy side. So he's like, okay,
Speaker 1: let's just go to the gate club. So we went
Speaker 1: like he was over it, and then he saw a
Speaker 1: bunch of men outside and turns around around the corner.
Speaker 1: There's a back door, huge gate club for men. Um.
Speaker 1: I put some of this on. I'm ducked up because
Speaker 1: the night was like kind of crazy and uh, the
Speaker 1: one thing I will share there's a dark room in
Speaker 1: this gate club. Um. So there's lockers where you can
Speaker 1: check your belongings so you don't get pickpocketed. But it's
Speaker 1: not your clothes, just a locker to put your stuff away.
Speaker 1: And he's like, oh my god, you want to go out.
Speaker 1: You want to see it. And he's like I think
Speaker 1: because I've never been in one. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: let's do it. So I get in there. I've never
Speaker 1: held his hand tighter, like holding on for dear life.
Speaker 1: So you walk in and I want to say, it's
Speaker 1: like a hotel room size, it's not that big, and
Speaker 1: maybe twenty people are in there, and I just all
Speaker 1: like I was being touched like this just all over.
Speaker 1: And then it finds you as mainly men in there.
Speaker 1: So then at one point, this dude hand is so
Speaker 1: far up my ass I want to jumpsuit. I said, oh,
Speaker 1: it's a girl, and he goes, I don't care. A
Speaker 1: whole is a whole, I guess, which I was not
Speaker 1: given up. But we walked out of there and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh no, but he says, some dude try
Speaker 1: to kiss him. And he was like, but I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to get like some show like you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, like not what we're here? Just no. Um, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was cool. I've never been in a dark room before.
Speaker 1: I also have to share this one hilarious fucking thing
Speaker 1: that happened to me. I was talking to the overtly
Speaker 1: gay man um while we're on the dancelor when he
Speaker 1: was talking to something and he's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you guy's gonna prog. It's gonna be such a good
Speaker 1: time because his accent was like all mixed, because when
Speaker 1: you just learn English you don't really have an English accent,
Speaker 1: like you don't know where to go. And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm ready to get fucked up. He's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: to do so many drugs and progu. I was like,
Speaker 1: am I are they just like everywhere and he was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I did crystal mething brogue. I was like okay, and
Speaker 1: then once he sees my reaction, he goes, oh, I
Speaker 1: thought it was coke and I was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: mean that makes sense, bitch. I was like, Vinny, we
Speaker 1: have to get out of here. I was terrified. He
Speaker 1: looked me dead in the face and said crystal meth
Speaker 1: with a smile. Worth this very like ding ding, that's
Speaker 1: a crystal math, mind you. I've been talking to do
Speaker 1: for an hour, having a good time. We exchanged Instagrams
Speaker 1: and now I was like, oh my god, how am
Speaker 1: I going to find out who he is? I'm so scared.
Speaker 1: So then I totally forgot I added him right, I
Speaker 1: go on, I g Live. It's like seven in the
Speaker 1: morning and Barcelona. I'm talking to about the crystal meth guy. Bitch,
Speaker 1: why is he in the IG Live? Are you talking about? Yes?
Speaker 1: I felt so bad, but then I tried to cover
Speaker 1: it up. I was like, you're hilarious. White people are nuts.
Speaker 1: White people just don't do you really shop. I feel
Speaker 1: like you just have a point where it's either like
Speaker 1: they go off the bandwagon and it's crack, but there's
Speaker 1: never this like I'm living in everyday life and I
Speaker 1: just do a little meths sometimes. But if you're white,
Speaker 1: yes you do. White people can one do a little
Speaker 1: h and just get back to work. I don't get it.
Speaker 1: You know. Wayne No talks about this experience he had
Speaker 1: in the hood where he's like he this white man
Speaker 1: came to the hood and sold Alexis for crack. And
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, I just don't feel like
Speaker 1: this is nigger ship. I just don't because I feel
Speaker 1: like in your crackiest moment, you go at least be
Speaker 1: like this Alexis. And apparently the guys told Alexis six
Speaker 1: ship it get fun out of here. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: a really good story he told he told on No jumper.
Speaker 1: It's like I saw the clip and I started listening
Speaker 1: to it. Bra there, we gotta get him on the show.
Speaker 1: I didn't listen to your jumper body. But thank you.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Lena for coming on our podcast, which
Speaker 1: which I am so sorry for you saying we see
Speaker 1: like different music than me, what do you do? Which
Speaker 1: I listened to me like do do do do? I
Speaker 1: don't even know how to do the little house music sound.
Speaker 1: I don't like that anything. I'm a cold switcher, that's
Speaker 1: what doing different access. I don't know what I'm doing anymore.
Speaker 1: This is very offensive accents. It's just very speaking of accents.
Speaker 1: My god, ninety fiance, you were making him go over
Speaker 1: all hour. Not here they get into our episode. Not
Speaker 1: here here yet, okay, So let me tell you about
Speaker 1: this ship is getting good all these pace. So I
Speaker 1: probably talked about Michael and Angela, the white woman who's
Speaker 1: from Georgia who's dating the Nigerian nigga bit she got
Speaker 1: her mother sucking asked in Nigeria, and on our camera
Speaker 1: she's there for like two minutes. She's like, now if
Speaker 1: he flocks up again, that's it. I'm done with them.
Speaker 1: I'm sick of him, bitch. Next clip, she asked him
Speaker 1: one question. It's his birthday, and she goes, have you
Speaker 1: ever been on the boat? He said no, Apparently he
Speaker 1: was on the boat and she saw it on Facebook.
Speaker 1: She was like, that's it, you fucking side of a bitch.
Speaker 1: He's a goddamn liar and I'm done. I'm dawn with him.
Speaker 1: Then she gets out of the car and you see
Speaker 1: the cameras and ship. She's smoking her fucking cigarette, just
Speaker 1: like the white trash she is. And she's like, I
Speaker 1: can't believe him. You know what he does. All he
Speaker 1: knows how to do is lie, lack and lie. And
Speaker 1: here he is talking about I don't know how to
Speaker 1: save it with Angela, and now he's going to ruin
Speaker 1: my chunch just to get to him. So, bitch, hold on,
Speaker 1: this is the best part. She tied his nigger ship.
Speaker 1: She walks to a braiding salon. That's just what really
Speaker 1: adds the fonn it. So she's getting the braiding salon
Speaker 1: and this Nigerian lady and you know that you can
Speaker 1: tell that, you know if someone's not laughing at you,
Speaker 1: but they're laughing at you. So she getting braided up.
Speaker 1: She's getting these corn rolls, and the ladies like, so,
Speaker 1: what advice do you need? And she's like, I just
Speaker 1: don't know how to deal with these Nigerian man. Does
Speaker 1: yours lie to you? Because all he knows how to
Speaker 1: do with lot? Bitch? Why does this nigga show up? Okay?
Speaker 1: And you look? Can I speak to you for a moment?
Speaker 1: She's like, get out, get your ass out. So she
Speaker 1: comes outside and this thing is sitting there in the
Speaker 1: box and he's telling the cameras the last time that
Speaker 1: Angele was mad at me, I brought to a cake.
Speaker 1: She loved cake and she's a big white beer. So
Speaker 1: why he came out, bitch with this cake in his hand.
Speaker 1: He opens the lid, trying to apologize. Bitch, she takes
Speaker 1: the cake, fully braided and throws it in his face.
Speaker 1: She was like tired up, it's not gonna work this time,
Speaker 1: and fucking TLC's petty ass, going back to the montage
Speaker 1: of her fucking eating the cake like I forgive you,
Speaker 1: like the last time pitched that ship was so good
Speaker 1: and he's sitting there wiping the fucking cream off his face.
Speaker 1: Oh what a tail. Then they got this other dune Caesar, Okay,
Speaker 1: he's sorry, asked, so this was not a part of
Speaker 1: my outline. By the way, what we still await is
Speaker 1: he here, no oa, So what else are we gonna
Speaker 1: do talk about? So let me tell you about Caesar, bitch.
Speaker 1: This is before the ninety days, by the way, so
Speaker 1: it's before they get to the point where they get married.
Speaker 1: So Caesar has been talking to a Russian girl, Maria
Speaker 1: for five years and uh he sent her eight her
Speaker 1: months over time, like fortys or something like that. Every
Speaker 1: time he tries to get her to see him, her
Speaker 1: flight gets canceled, or she gets sick, cat gets on fire,
Speaker 1: mom dies. It is something. So he does this elaborate
Speaker 1: trip where he's going to propose her. He flies to Mexico,
Speaker 1: he borrows money for it. Bitch, she cancels on him
Speaker 1: one last time. He got a ring and you're watching
Speaker 1: him with these little candy panties on the bed and
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, I can't wait to meet her. She
Speaker 1: cancels this fucking trip on him. Bitch, never met her.
Speaker 1: Then they start going through these clips and videos she
Speaker 1: sent him. She's never even said his name. She just
Speaker 1: records videos and she's like I miss you baby. Apparently
Speaker 1: it's like this Russian scheme where they trapping niggas and
Speaker 1: just getting them all fucked up. So she's probably been
Speaker 1: doing this to like five or ten different men never
Speaker 1: met her in five years. Like people are really dumb,
Speaker 1: I know, like they're really dumb. Like it's really I
Speaker 1: don't know how they're still this dumb, Like we have
Speaker 1: the Internet on our fingertips now, Like how are people
Speaker 1: this dumb? How? I think it's people that never get pussy. No, bro, no,
Speaker 1: not getting pissed pussy doesn't make you think about catfish.
Speaker 1: No offense, but offense, Like they're not the most attractive bunch.
Speaker 1: Ugly people have sex all the time, I know, but
Speaker 1: like they'd be weird weird. This is they're ugly and
Speaker 1: bro am I saying something problematic. They're ugly and weird.
Speaker 1: You don't think the ugly weird people have sexed ugly niggas.
Speaker 1: And I've fu weird niggas, but I've never sucked an
Speaker 1: ugly weird nigga. You gotta like, like one is, ugly
Speaker 1: people do have sex. Weird people do have sex, like
Speaker 1: you got both, Like no, and that makes them dumb
Speaker 1: though ugly niggas will either have money or they'll be funny.
Speaker 1: And then suddenly I'm like, all right, it's the true.
Speaker 1: If you're a good time, i'd be If you're a
Speaker 1: good time, I'll go past the looks, or I'll meet
Speaker 1: really fine niggas that are bland or weird. But I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. I didn't did that. Yeah, I'll be
Speaker 1: shallow as with these fine niggas. But baby, they'd be weird,
Speaker 1: but they'd be getting pussy because they're fine. Ugly niggas
Speaker 1: get pussy too because they don't have money or be funny.
Speaker 1: So at my point or that, that's all. So I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna hold you. You could be ugly as if
Speaker 1: you like six lists, you're gonna get, you're gonna get. Plus,
Speaker 1: I used to snigg that had a lazy eye and
Speaker 1: he was like six eight you track McGrady. No, just
Speaker 1: I'm what what I was gonna ask. Way, I was
Speaker 1: actually really friend. Oh I ain't know. We used to
Speaker 1: live in Orlando, bitch, I don't know that's a fair point,
Speaker 1: but oh um he was white. But anyway, now, like
Speaker 1: you sucked a white guy with a lazy eye, maybe
Speaker 1: he was six eight and he was you know, we
Speaker 1: probably to the point. But anyway, I'm the point. Ugly
Speaker 1: weirdos probably don't get fucked a lot. You see what
Speaker 1: I'm saying now, So catfish be ugly weirdos, and the
Speaker 1: nigga was an ugly weirdo. So I feel like ugly
Speaker 1: weirdos just have nothing to go off of. They could
Speaker 1: like live off of that text message that's like I
Speaker 1: love you from days ago. You could just hang onto it.
Speaker 1: But like hot people don't go through that bullshit. They're
Speaker 1: gonna know about a catfish, right because you're like more
Speaker 1: hip to the ship be could you'd be sucking more niggas.
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. That's just my gauge. I could
Speaker 1: be wrong. You could be, and I probably am, but
Speaker 1: you probably are. Okay, maybe who any hudo, We're gonna
Speaker 1: go ahead and set out this bitch because a bit
Speaker 1: got because I'm already like I have green Leaf, married
Speaker 1: to medicine, Real Housewives of Potomac and Real Housewives of
Speaker 1: Atlanta and inc. Master New Jersey or New York. Bitch,
Speaker 1: it's in Maryland. I knew it was, Like it's like
Speaker 1: d C. Up here thing. It's an up here thing. No.
Speaker 1: I was at Try State. That is that considered Try No,
Speaker 1: Try State, phenectic Connecticut here and oh Jersey, How island
Speaker 1: in that? Bitch? I know it's close though. First time
Speaker 1: I saw the Real Housewives of the Stomic, I said,
Speaker 1: what is Potomac? Also? Boy, oh boy? Could I never
Speaker 1: say Poughkeepsie? Wow, Poughkeepsie. I was like, po oh, that's
Speaker 1: where I got, bitch, that's where the funk I was.
Speaker 1: When oh, when the date? When I went on that
Speaker 1: date and the and the girlfriend showed up a bit,
Speaker 1: and I told you, yeah, that's where we were. That's
Speaker 1: why I was like, oh, bitch, that uber was sixty dollars.
Speaker 1: So that's why I didn't get it. He had to
Speaker 1: take me home after the girlfriend showed up, and then
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm over it. That wasn't one of
Speaker 1: the hardest you ever made me laugh? Dog. First off,
Speaker 1: calm down, because I can't even remember you down. I'm
Speaker 1: serious because I remember your inflection when you said it.
Speaker 1: You said this bit showed up and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: hell no. I looked at my uber and it was
Speaker 1: sixty dollars. I said, let me see what happens, which
Speaker 1: I was not. I was because, bro, that ship has
Speaker 1: looked so fucking true. I mean, now I got to money,
Speaker 1: I don't care a bitch. I don't even check my
Speaker 1: receipts no more. But it's awful. But when I was poor, bitch,
Speaker 1: that sixty dollars, I was like, oh no, the choices
Speaker 1: that I made when I was poor were so much
Speaker 1: more conscious, Like the convenience money I pay now is ridiculous, bitch.
Speaker 1: I paid a two hundred dollar bill last night at
Speaker 1: fucking and panata Mama's how do we have twos worth
Speaker 1: of eponatus? You know why because when I get drunk,
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Speaker 1: This has been yet another episode of horrible decisions and
Speaker 1: now cut it off before we starts talking out. You
Speaker 1: have to go run. You gotta do. It's gonna be
Speaker 1: seven dollars. No. Monogamy has always existed in community, but
Speaker 1: just not ethically. So there was like always someone's dad
Speaker 1: who had some other n down the street, another country,
Speaker 1: some other bullshit, right, so there's always someone in your family.
Speaker 1: So the the idea that folks have um of color
Speaker 1: have not been UM. Non monogamous is a misnomer, right,
Speaker 1: So I mean polyamory and non monogamy still exists very
Speaker 1: much and most of the parts of the world. And
Speaker 1: I won't get it all into the anthropology of it
Speaker 1: because I don't want people coming from me anyway. So
Speaker 1: so what happens is trying to break down that those habits, right,
Speaker 1: trying to break down that um that thinking do you
Speaker 1: think do you think a lot of it has to
Speaker 1: do with also just the church being such a huge
Speaker 1: influence um in the black community period. And so when
Speaker 1: you tie the church and religion the idea of monogamy
Speaker 1: and having one wife and not you know, lasting all
Speaker 1: of those commandments that you're supposed to find in the Bible,
Speaker 1: it is pretty much it all goes against non monogamy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we have this idea that this is how we're
Speaker 1: supposed to be just from yeah, just but specifically through
Speaker 1: just being raised in the church or going to the church,
Speaker 1: and a lot of us in the Black community has Yeah,
Speaker 1: but but that's what I'm regardless of they all but yeah,
Speaker 1: of relationships and marriage, they still hold very strong to
Speaker 1: what a communion should be. What in fact, of course,
Speaker 1: they go against you know what the pick and choose
Speaker 1: they're going again, you're right, absolutely like they're going against it,
Speaker 1: but they're going against it in a way that's like
Speaker 1: sneaking around, which is what what a sin kind of
Speaker 1: is right, like sinning in in dark right, as opposed
Speaker 1: to being like living in that truth as per se. Right.
Speaker 1: So that's who you are, that's how you want to
Speaker 1: express your love. You're not living openly with it, right,
Speaker 1: So that's like, oh okay, you know, yeah, I slide
Speaker 1: off it once in a while or you know, back
Speaker 1: slid it was a new thing. Black men don't cheat whatever.
Speaker 1: So there's like a whole there's there's also like, I mean,
Speaker 1: but you also got a tie to what it is, right.
Speaker 1: I talk a lot with brothers about I'm not interested
Speaker 1: in replacing white male patriarchy with black mail patriarchy, right,
Speaker 1: so we have to break down Yeah oh yeah, uh
Speaker 1: fun that ship. I might get my address in case
Speaker 1: someone does one to confront me about that. No, so yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's you're right. I think the church, which was
Speaker 1: somewhat of a sanctuary for blacks, you know, and have
Speaker 1: done a lot Yeah that has done has done a
Speaker 1: lot um for the black community. But I think the
Speaker 1: church and respectability politics are issues that we need to
Speaker 1: remove in order for people to be able to um
Speaker 1: have honest and open relationships with each other, regardless of
Speaker 1: what is I don't care what the structure if the monogamous,
Speaker 1: you need to be open, right, So like if you
Speaker 1: want if you want something, if you want to have
Speaker 1: anal sex and you identify as a man and you
Speaker 1: are partner with a woman, you need to be comfortable
Speaker 1: be able to speak up for that because that's something
Speaker 1: you desire. And when you repressed that, because you've been
Speaker 1: oppressed in the country and been given repressive ideas to
Speaker 1: control you, and you continue that on, then you start
Speaker 1: resenting your partner because you can't speak up about where
Speaker 1: have you been the last hundred million, fifty episodes? Well,
Speaker 1: you know, we have been looking for a black man
Speaker 1: who is into pegging for a long time generally because
Speaker 1: when we discuss it, yeah, we find that the first
Speaker 1: thing is like, Okay, well he ain't really into U.
Speaker 1: Din Well, he just want to with niggas. Oh well
Speaker 1: he's gay. Oh well, y'all bitches just trying to make
Speaker 1: nigga's gay. And it's this contint I get that one
Speaker 1: fourth of damn trying to make this gay agenda. Yeah
Speaker 1: that I'm a part of the gay agenda, and I've
Speaker 1: seen sweets about it. It's definitely like but it's also
Speaker 1: just the response, And I said, especially when speaking of sexuality,
Speaker 1: and if you're gonna sit here and talk about the
Speaker 1: black man and how they are and have been oppressed
Speaker 1: for generations to come when it comes to sexuality, we
Speaker 1: as black women have to allow black men to open
Speaker 1: up to us in those ways without us being judgmental
Speaker 1: as well, especially now that we do have the movement
Speaker 1: of women wanting to be sexually liberated and free and
Speaker 1: we're allowed to do things, and if we want to
Speaker 1: have multiple sex partners but not be shamed as hose
Speaker 1: and if we want that aspect received to us by
Speaker 1: the black men that we're you know, still seeking, we
Speaker 1: have to allow black men as well to be able
Speaker 1: to open up sexually about the things that they want
Speaker 1: without us also oppressing them as if their whole lies
Speaker 1: they're not oppressed by just society, by white men, by everything,
Speaker 1: and by each other and by each other. Because we
Speaker 1: feel safe enough, like I'm always really appreciative to the
Speaker 1: partners that have that like make me feel like our
Speaker 1: sex life is safe, like the things that I'm asking
Speaker 1: for Just because I'm asking for something wild doesn't necessarily
Speaker 1: mean that because you slapped me while you're inside. I
Speaker 1: mean means that I would want you to do