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Speaker 1: are officially releasing tickets this week. On Tuesday, October one,

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Speaker 1: pre sale tickets for the Horrible Decisions Live Show Tour

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Speaker 1: on Thursday, so market calendars, get you while it's ready

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Speaker 1: and we can't wait to see you there. Now, let's

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Speaker 1: get on with the show. But you just be like

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Speaker 1: looking at random podcast. I was bored today and I

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Speaker 1: was like, you know what, let me just click on

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Speaker 1: ship that pops up in related So right now my

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Speaker 1: queue is besides like the regulars, a vote voice. Everybody

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Speaker 1: knows that. Let's read from my gossip. I've been listening

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Speaker 1: to Eddie's podcast exactly Mundo. That's been fun Um. They

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Speaker 1: really enjoyed the episode with him. It was really good.

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Speaker 1: He was quick. I ain't expected to be that quick

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Speaker 1: with it, and he was quick with it. He's very improving.

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Speaker 1: You could tell he'd be honest, soul. I think it's

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Speaker 1: funny because we post the pictures. Um, if you guys

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Speaker 1: don't follow us on Instagram, it's horrible underscore decisions. But

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Speaker 1: we post the pictures with our guests. Yeah. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: we when we post pictures, I guess people assume how

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Speaker 1: these people look with looking voice like he's a willow voice,

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Speaker 1: a funny sounding voice. No, no, like it feels like

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Speaker 1: when you're listening to hes gonna be funny looking. Oh

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Speaker 1: that's I don't know it. He goofy ask boys, he's

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Speaker 1: a nice look at how you ever? Like, met a

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Speaker 1: guy that was fine to heale and then he opened

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Speaker 1: that fine, no more. No. But I've met women with

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Speaker 1: sexy voices and they weren't men. They weren't sexy like

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Speaker 1: I've talked to women that had sexy asked voices and

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Speaker 1: I was like, wow, not what I thought. Man, What

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Speaker 1: people think we looked like before they look us up?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. But one thing I'm really tired of

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Speaker 1: saying is you're pretty in person. I'm like, wow, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if that hey, horror. Have you know

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Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do the next time I'm ready to

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Speaker 1: post a thought pick, I'm gonna go on Patreon and

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna put the ones that I'm thinking about and

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Speaker 1: let them next choose, because the way that's what I

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Speaker 1: is cutee me too, I don't think so either. I

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Speaker 1: just want to let you guys well, no, I'm not

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Speaker 1: saying wait because that didn't sound right, right. I was.

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Speaker 1: It's not a shady, but no, I'm thinking I was

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Speaker 1: saying mine too. Yeah, okay, um, but no, Like, I

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Speaker 1: just want you guys to know, like mixed girls, we

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Speaker 1: don't know what to do with our hair. You know, well, speak,

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Speaker 1: I am speaking. Please speak for yourself about when you

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Speaker 1: hold on holdo, one motherfucking minute, you are going to

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Speaker 1: speak for yourself. Girl, You'll be in transition phases too,

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Speaker 1: so stop, there's no my hair, Lady, I hate a

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Speaker 1: motherfucker Sven piece my face. That's fine that you hate

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Speaker 1: this twenty seven piece, but my hair be laid. So

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Speaker 1: speak for you if you're going to speak on your hair, well,

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Speaker 1: I'm speaking for a lot of mixed girls in high

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Speaker 1: You don't have mixed girl hair. You've got white people here.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. I still keep my hair done, and

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Speaker 1: so doth your hair done. We're all mixed, we're all bibration.

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Speaker 1: Just saying your hair is a different texture than mine,

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Speaker 1: it's still fine. You could still have your hair done

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Speaker 1: though I have a I'm not saying my hair isn't done,

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Speaker 1: my nigga, I'm saying that it's hard to fucking manage

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Speaker 1: hair texture. You're like, my hair is like in between

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you. But my point.

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Speaker 1: He was coming in here on a ramp about here.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm ready to hold you. I'm ready for a

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Speaker 1: goddamn hot girl summer conversation. I thought we was gonna

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Speaker 1: said you have all these hoes. I didn't know this

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Speaker 1: was gonna be a whole black hair conver It's a

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Speaker 1: rant because on the way here, someone told me how

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Speaker 1: much nicer I looked in person. This just happened. Your

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Speaker 1: hair is cute too, And I was like, you know what,

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Speaker 1: the shade that was shady, But I don't blame it,

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Speaker 1: don't matter. You just need to mush these holes. That

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Speaker 1: I don't even if they talk shit. I don't like that.

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Speaker 1: I don't like no, I don't like the shade. You

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Speaker 1: ain't gotta be. But we're still human, bron. How angry

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Speaker 1: can I be? I fucking talk so much? Did you talk?

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Speaker 1: You talk about her back? Was her hair nice? You

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Speaker 1: ain't say nothing? Shady bag? You gotta be shady bag, bro.

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Speaker 1: I don't like how people think that they can literally

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Speaker 1: You can't be coming up to me. She just didn't

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Speaker 1: I hate bad candid compliments, bro, that's it's shady. It's fun.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, all right, And I was not

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Speaker 1: But here's the thing. I'm a good time and that's

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Speaker 1: he is, texted me today for the first time in years,

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Speaker 1: bitch in his band. I'm sure. I just want to

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Speaker 1: say that song aged very well because the lyrics he said,

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Speaker 1: there's a girl right next to you, and I don't

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Speaker 1: know what the funk he was thinking texting me this morning,

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Speaker 1: because I know that nigga wold't worked. And you know what,

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Speaker 1: I just don't understand why when I'm at peace and

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Speaker 1: and it's this fucking egotistical like, oh you ain't hit

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Speaker 1: same things I was working all was fat, and those

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Speaker 1: You are? I came in here with an outline and

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Speaker 1: we are not following it is. I know I'm not

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Speaker 1: the only one out here. I would love to take

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Speaker 1: a vote. Well, we're gonna say, going to the middle

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Speaker 1: of many infut hashtag imoho to no and guess what

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Speaker 1: if you do what, I'm a block your pus says,

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Speaker 1: So we're gonna get out what you gonna get into?

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Speaker 1: A guy? Look you get upset, yes, because I want

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Speaker 1: to do the goddamn outline sucking horror. I see her

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Speaker 1: upset you. Oh my god, here we go. This is

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Speaker 1: a really labor of you. Libras are the best, just

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Speaker 1: so you know, and because of you, I want no

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Speaker 1: more prices in my life. If you're the holy one,

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Speaker 1: Star to say I don't know. I don't do the

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Speaker 1: know Pisces? Hope? Because it's you, Like I got one

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Speaker 1: of my lot far to tell you who's Pisces? And yeah,

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Speaker 1: well if y'all those pisces, bro, I'm following me because

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Speaker 1: I don't funk with y'all Loki like when we have

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Speaker 1: but i'd be so mad at these These are type

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Speaker 1: have Wheezy and these rands. Can I just tell you

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Speaker 1: you are on a rand? Goddamn tirade to that girl

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Speaker 1: really like me sad in the face. It was like,

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Speaker 1: you know what, fuck you? Thank you for listening and coming,

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Speaker 1: like many like lesbians that don't like, like, what's it

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Speaker 1: I literally said this to my homegirls, and they was like, damn, bitch,

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Speaker 1: I can kind of just reading stripped my strap, my strap?

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Speaker 1: She got veins and everything. Nice little mushroom head, my ship. Nice.

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Speaker 1: be stockings with garters, glasses and one person said that

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Speaker 1: star hotel. I fancy seeing him in his uniform with

419
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:37,320
Speaker 1: his funny hat on his head. I don't think i'd

420
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:39,760
Speaker 1: managed to control myself. I would take him to the

421
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:45,679
Speaker 1: back room. And then it gets a little Then she

422
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:46,840
Speaker 1: said the word that I don't know, and I ain't

423
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:56,080
Speaker 1: gonna say that. Tokay, blanche blanche toke see, I hate.

424
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:57,919
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have picked the one with the word. I

425
00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:01,000
Speaker 1: ain't know. How do you pronounce t t o k

426
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 1: t o qu e to blanche to cook? We're a talk, right,

427
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:16,120
Speaker 1: just talk? Why can't they just spell it differently? Okay? Anyway,

428
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:22,000
Speaker 1: she gets horny off a chef's coat. What object kinks?

429
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:26,200
Speaker 1: So it's it's kinks from different objects. So it could

430
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,720
Speaker 1: be stockings and garters, it could be glasses, it could

431
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,160
Speaker 1: be bringing out your vibrators. It could be a leather jacket.

432
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,720
Speaker 1: The weirdest thing I've been turned on by? I was

433
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:35,960
Speaker 1: about to say, what is the weirdest object that you've

434
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:43,560
Speaker 1: either included insects or that has turned you on? Belts?

435
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:47,120
Speaker 1: I like him around my neck? Right, we do want

436
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:49,119
Speaker 1: some white people shop? That's not white people shouldn't. Yes,

437
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:55,639
Speaker 1: it is. That's like really, Oh, it doesn't have to

438
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:57,320
Speaker 1: be like that tight. It's just like a way to

439
00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,600
Speaker 1: like pull during sex, like when you're sucking. That's as

440
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,879
Speaker 1: hot as bro like a real belt. Yeah, Like I

441
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 1: took that nigga's belt off, and I remember looking at it,

442
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:06,359
Speaker 1: and I was like, and you put it around your

443
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:08,000
Speaker 1: own name, tell you what it is. White people ship

444
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:14,159
Speaker 1: that Alicia gets very Caucasian. So Alicia's Caucasian. But if

445
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,280
Speaker 1: you use an object, they already got it. Ain't like

446
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 1: you went out and body, you know what, I'm san nothing, no, no, bitch,

447
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 1: I ain't putting belts around my goddamn motherfucking name. Okay. Anyway,

448
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:36,639
Speaker 1: y'all know that summer has ended. It is now look

449
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:41,560
Speaker 1: here we go. Well, I mean so apparently it's Megan said,

450
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 1: what is this still hot girl fall? Now? It went

451
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:46,959
Speaker 1: from hot girl some of the hot girl listen, they

452
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,680
Speaker 1: said as fun boy fall in real life, it probably

453
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:51,760
Speaker 1: is because they're about to cuddle with all his holes

454
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,560
Speaker 1: and we're gonna we're gonna let them. It's gonna be

455
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,560
Speaker 1: cold and I want to cuddle and I don't care

456
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,879
Speaker 1: that you're a boy. Okay, So anyways, for the horrible

457
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,080
Speaker 1: decision this week, y'all, we are going to recap our

458
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:04,960
Speaker 1: hot girls summers. Um I honestly had a pretty fairly

459
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:08,040
Speaker 1: quiet one up until this last month. I would say,

460
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:11,840
Speaker 1: um my hot girl summer. I was seven the whole time,

461
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:14,359
Speaker 1: so that was pretty boring until I went to the

462
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:18,480
Speaker 1: West Coast and then came back and yeah, yeah, anyways,

463
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,959
Speaker 1: what about you if you just skipped you, I know,

464
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:26,760
Speaker 1: so it's weird. So I'll say I did. I think

465
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:30,520
Speaker 1: I wanted a boyfriend, so I was dating. I brought

466
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:34,440
Speaker 1: up Muslim bay Um and then ship. We prerecorded so much.

467
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:36,919
Speaker 1: I didn't had pool party bait come in the picture

468
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 1: and leave before we got back into the studio. Um.

469
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 1: So I didn't meet somebody at Joe's pool party um

470
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:45,760
Speaker 1: and cut him off within a one It was just

471
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 1: not um. Dating to me as stressful. Not only is stressful,

472
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:54,320
Speaker 1: I don't have the patience, so you're not gonna stay

473
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 1: on my phone for very long. And we live in

474
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:59,640
Speaker 1: the same city. So I did leave right after Joe's

475
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:02,000
Speaker 1: pool I went to the West Coast for almost two weeks.

476
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,159
Speaker 1: So the whole time I'm on the West Coast for

477
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 1: face timing, we're texting, we're doing this. I get back

478
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:11,680
Speaker 1: from the motherfucking West Coast by day eight, I said, sorry,

479
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:13,719
Speaker 1: this isn't gonna work. Why am I back in New

480
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,159
Speaker 1: York for eight days? That's over a week. That is

481
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,880
Speaker 1: now over one week, and I haven't seen you so,

482
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 1: so I literally told him. I was like, maybe this

483
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:23,920
Speaker 1: is bad timing. I don't know what it is, but

484
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:27,240
Speaker 1: I'm cool on you. I'm uninterested now. Um And I

485
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 1: hit Muslim Bay with the same thing because the same

486
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:31,680
Speaker 1: thing happened with him. I was like, I've been back

487
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:36,320
Speaker 1: for a week and what don't know? I don't Actually,

488
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:40,840
Speaker 1: you don't, be honest. I believe that when people it's

489
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:44,119
Speaker 1: they're they're like they're seeing somebody else and it's fine

490
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:47,399
Speaker 1: because we're just dating. But I even know from my

491
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 1: own time frame, like if I'm interested in someone, I

492
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 1: want to see them. However, I'm not saying I'm not interested,

493
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,679
Speaker 1: but I just may be busy with other ship. And

494
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,320
Speaker 1: that's what. It depends on how much you have in

495
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,639
Speaker 1: and that's and and I'm not even gonna hold you

496
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 1: know the problem. I need to prioritize well I had

497
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,440
Speaker 1: and I had well. I think that's another thing, like

498
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 1: I'm not pressed to see these men sexually because I

499
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 1: have so the beginning phase of it to where I

500
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 1: feel like, okay, well we're not even seeing each other.

501
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:19,959
Speaker 1: Fuck it. So my Canadian boo is back in the picture,

502
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:24,880
Speaker 1: my home in Philly is doing great seven is as

503
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:27,159
Speaker 1: consistent as I need him to be, and I'm just

504
00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:29,920
Speaker 1: feeling like I don't want to date or at anyone

505
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 1: new because I'm so comfortable with the people that I've

506
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,160
Speaker 1: known for all these years. Which, yes, it's probably gonna

507
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,280
Speaker 1: keep me single forever, yes I know that, but my

508
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:40,760
Speaker 1: holes are acting really really good right well. I think

509
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:43,399
Speaker 1: it also depends on what you want. If you want sex,

510
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,200
Speaker 1: and like you just said, you have some tenne from

511
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 1: your Canadian but like if you get what you want,

512
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,159
Speaker 1: the fine. If there's no angle. Actually am I was

513
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 1: having a little fun up with how like my mind

514
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:55,639
Speaker 1: changed the last two weeks ago. So once in Europe

515
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:58,399
Speaker 1: with Benny, we had so much fun. I'm really excited.

516
00:27:58,400 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 1: So Bennie is gonna be coming on tour with us

517
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 1: and helping out and um, yeah, like Bennie, Yeah, it's

518
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 1: gonna be fun. We had a great time with him

519
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:08,639
Speaker 1: in Chicago. Um, it's so funny because Mandy and I,

520
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:10,119
Speaker 1: you know, we're trying to get this tour together, so

521
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,479
Speaker 1: we have been really busy just making plans for it,

522
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,639
Speaker 1: and um, we were talking about a tour manager and

523
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:17,200
Speaker 1: I said to Bennie when we were in the hotel

524
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:21,159
Speaker 1: room together in Morocco. I said, I really don't you

525
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,200
Speaker 1: know what this person will be like. And I said,

526
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 1: and Mandy and I are doing great, but there will

527
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:27,920
Speaker 1: be a day where something gets like you know, it

528
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 1: might be a lot, and I'm worried about that person

529
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 1: and being too much for them. And he literally said

530
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:35,440
Speaker 1: before we even talked about Vinnie. No, I'm just saying

531
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,400
Speaker 1: when me and you get like, but I don't want

532
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 1: that person to be overwhelmed. Benny was like, you just

533
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 1: need me because you can both need just someone just

534
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 1: mail it over. And he was like, you, let's just

535
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:52,479
Speaker 1: get a little It's true. He's like, I don't want to, like,

536
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 1: you know, I think it would be good and like,

537
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 1: you know, we've been talking about what friends to bring

538
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,720
Speaker 1: a people that we've enjoyed being around our friends. I've enjoyed, okay,

539
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 1: and I get to the dick part, like no, something

540
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 1: it's cute, and that we have girls summertime, hot girls, summertime.

541
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,640
Speaker 1: Talk about how you've been a hell because I love

542
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 1: how you'd be like, I'm in love, but but you

543
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 1: got all the holes now. So I love that you

544
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 1: could talk about what I was gonna say multiple dicks

545
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:18,479
Speaker 1: go ahead, so you know, having a companion like a

546
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:21,520
Speaker 1: friend for that long normally when I vac talking about this,

547
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 1: because I'm saying kind of point, so like, normally when

548
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 1: I vacation, I'm bouncing around to see certain people, right,

549
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 1: and I'm spending mad time with them. Since we had

550
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 1: two weeks together, it was a lot of time to

551
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 1: just like reflect, right, So I was thinking to myself, like,

552
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 1: you know, I put a lot of focus when dating

553
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 1: on one person because I'm just naturally that way. It's

554
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:45,880
Speaker 1: very hard for me to like date multiple people and not.

555
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 1: That's why I like bringing them together. That's why the

556
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 1: people I funk, I like together because it's easier for

557
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 1: me opposed to like figuring out Mark or Michael and whoever.

558
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Like, that's too confusing. I'll

559
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,719
Speaker 1: be mixing up names, mixing up dates, so might as

560
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 1: well I'll go on dates together. And then I thought

561
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 1: to myself, that's when you was dating girls and guys.

562
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 1: You don't be bringing your niggas around your other names.

563
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 1: So now that's the problem. Yes, I was like, well,

564
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 1: what am I gonna do now? I'm just going to

565
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 1: sincerely set a schedule for the men that I plan

566
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:19,520
Speaker 1: on dating, and I let all of them know. I

567
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 1: let a group chat. Nope, like old Bay seasoning. Now.

568
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 1: I love hanging out with you on the weekends. We

569
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 1: party hard, we have a great time. I want one

570
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 1: of your weekend is whether it be Friday, Saturday, or Sunday.

571
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:30,479
Speaker 1: I wanted to do our fucking thing. I want one

572
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 1: of your weekend days and I want dick in the

573
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 1: middle of the week. That's what I need. I need

574
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:34,959
Speaker 1: those two days a week. And if we get more,

575
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 1: we get more. But like, these are vital for me.

576
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 1: Two days a week. See if somebody is a lot, yeah,

577
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 1: but we're fucking that's still a lot. I need to

578
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 1: get sucked a lot. You just go around. No, I'm good.

579
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:48,640
Speaker 1: I need to get sucked a lot. But so two

580
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 1: days from him, and then what are you got? So

581
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 1: I was like, I need those two days because like

582
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:58,440
Speaker 1: sometimes I don't know we're going or whatever. But as

583
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,080
Speaker 1: long as I have that time, I'll be fine. And

584
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 1: as long as that commitment is in my head, because

585
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 1: that's my issue with dating. I feel like niggas is

586
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 1: all over the place. If you make a commitment to me,

587
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 1: then I could stick with it. Someone came in my

588
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 1: life recently that's been in my life for like two years. No,

589
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 1: it's not Alex, and I know it'll sound like him.

590
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 1: He's been a friend, someone I like casually see and

591
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 1: I just never knew where to place him. We will

592
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 1: fucking Alex, bitch na. But I know that's why you

593
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 1: already asked him out so people don't think it's him

594
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 1: when it's really it's not. But I know, I said

595
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 1: my friend for almost two years, so not two years,

596
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 1: but like whatever. So anyway, I met him while I

597
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 1: was out Geela. Liked him at first, so like he

598
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 1: said some ship to me when I was like, yo,

599
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 1: my girl's feeling. He was like, oh, you can't speak,

600
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 1: and I was like whatever. So I always see him

601
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 1: in the neighborhood. And then finally he said something to

602
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 1: me one day that like kind of sucked me up,

603
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 1: and I like really liked it. I don't even know

604
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 1: if he remembers. It was late night and I was

605
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 1: about to bring someone around where I knew where he'd

606
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 1: be at, and then I told him, oh, I don't

607
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 1: want to bring that nigket through there, because like you know,

608
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 1: I didn't know how it makes you feel. And he

609
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 1: was like, I don't care who you're with, Like, I

610
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 1: want you to be happy, So whether you with another

611
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 1: niggat or you with me, Like that's what I want.

612
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 1: I want you to be happy. That makes me feel good.

613
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 1: You had two exes in his name, right, just ship

614
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,880
Speaker 1: turned me off. We go to Afro Punk. I invite

615
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:26,360
Speaker 1: him an Afro Punk and I kind of thought it

616
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 1: was gonna be weird, right, Like, I thought like, okay,

617
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 1: are we gonna be flirty? What's this gonna be? Like? Yo?

618
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 1: It jumped right into some boyfriend e girlfriend and Ship.

619
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 1: We were like laying on the grass together fucking having

620
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 1: an amazing time. And then finally when I left, I

621
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 1: thought he was gonna kiss me and he didn't fucking

622
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 1: kiss me. So I'm like, what the fuck? So we

623
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 1: go out on a date. He takes me to the movies.

624
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 1: We go to this bar and I started getting upset

625
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 1: because he gets really close to my face right, and

626
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 1: I was like, why won't you fucking kiss me? Like

627
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 1: do you not like me? Like you're just going out

628
00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 1: with me, like we're talking all the time, you just

629
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 1: don't want to kiss me? Then it because I have

630
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 1: a word vomit that happens to me. So we go

631
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 1: outside to smoke. This nigga pushes me up against the

632
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 1: fucking wall. I could feel his fucking dick through his

633
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 1: pants pressing up against my stomach when he tongued me

634
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 1: down bit and almost like hand like on my chest,

635
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 1: in my neck. I'm not gonna lie. It was so

636
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 1: just almost hurled because I'm just envisioning Alex to this.

637
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 1: It's not Alex. It's just like Alex kisses. Okay, they

638
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 1: do this tall, dark scam with chats there this okay anyway,

639
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 1: So I thought I was gonna get some dick, right,

640
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 1: So he brings me upstairs. Loki had to help put

641
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:44,880
Speaker 1: me in the bed, and the nigga fucking leaves, and

642
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 1: now I'm pissed. I fucking masturbated for like two hours.

643
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 1: I was like, why then is he not sucking me?

644
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 1: So I got really mad. So then this Friday, right,

645
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:56,720
Speaker 1: I'm really thinking hard Alex is in Australia. Oh my gosh,

646
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 1: I'll gotta leave this alone. Okay, okay, so this Friday

647
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 1: I can go out. We run into each other and

648
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 1: I was like, fucking, I'm just gonna say I was like, yeah,

649
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:04,960
Speaker 1: I want you to come home. So what days of

650
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 1: the week. He gets, let's I'm trying to I'm gonna

651
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 1: tell you, bit you just sounded real country about the

652
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 1: time I've been watching. So he's like yo, I'm I'm

653
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,440
Speaker 1: like I can't. So I was like, listen, I want

654
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 1: you to walk me home so you could take my

655
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:27,000
Speaker 1: keys and you wake me up. But she comes in

656
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 1: my house. I don't know what time it is, and

657
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 1: he gets in my bed. I could feel him and

658
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 1: it's fucking dick. He's like so neaty and why it's

659
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:38,320
Speaker 1: like a two hand dick. It's like a juice, that

660
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 1: fucking dick. And I was like, you know what, I

661
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,279
Speaker 1: don't know if I have room, but I will make it.

662
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:48,399
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make room for this dick. You know. It's

663
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 1: like I always assume when niggas like are a little

664
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 1: more rough around the edges, Like when he was younger,

665
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:54,799
Speaker 1: he used to like rob niggas and ship like he's

666
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 1: a hood ass New York nigked. Not anymore, but he

667
00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 1: used to be bitch ate my pussy like a champion,

668
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,359
Speaker 1: to the point where it was like it wasn't even

669
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:06,319
Speaker 1: because you know, sometimes when big dig fills you up.

670
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:10,399
Speaker 1: I was so fucking ready for it. Oh my god,

671
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 1: he sucked me so good. Ma, So no, oh that's

672
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 1: another nigga. Oh bitch, you are really I'm really bad

673
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 1: with reading mouths. So we'll talk about this act. No,

674
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:26,800
Speaker 1: don't be written ship because people could see ship. But anyway, Mandy,

675
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,400
Speaker 1: the dick was so good. So wait, we're already are

676
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 1: you got four niggas right now? A rotation three? We

677
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 1: got soho friend beer bait oh Bay season and Broke

678
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:40,440
Speaker 1: Bay season is so ho. No, I'm talking about shut up,

679
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:45,360
Speaker 1: but I didn't say today. I'm not sucking him yet. Okay,

680
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,640
Speaker 1: so wait, so bitch, hold on, he sucking me right,

681
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:52,359
Speaker 1: I'm on my stomach and like I grabbed his hair.

682
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,400
Speaker 1: He's really close to my face while he's sucking me,

683
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,319
Speaker 1: and this nigg is like you know when your mouth

684
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 1: is open but you're not kissing, and it's just like

685
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 1: you could just feel somebody, Like I could just feel

686
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:03,319
Speaker 1: his tongue and it was just nasty and fucking way,

687
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:06,839
Speaker 1: and he's fucking the ship out of me, bitch. Like

688
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 1: I wasn't even trying to act like it was that

689
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 1: good because I didn't want him to think it was

690
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 1: that good because it was good. Does he listen to

691
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 1: the show, because now you really he made me know

692
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 1: I was gassing his dick right now, I know what

693
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 1: am I supposed to do? Jesus Christ. You know how

694
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 1: big his dick is? So much so that when I

695
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:26,319
Speaker 1: first met him, or when we were first hanging out,

696
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,360
Speaker 1: he was telling me about this girl he was sucking,

697
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:30,759
Speaker 1: how it kept trying and she ended up going to

698
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:33,440
Speaker 1: the hospital. So Charlie calls on Hospital Dick, and that

699
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:37,239
Speaker 1: is his name, Hospital Dick. And you know what, if

700
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:40,440
Speaker 1: I have to die by the dick, it is what

701
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 1: a way to go, Hospital Dick. That's the name. So

702
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 1: Hospital Dick, we sunk. It is a nice guy. I

703
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:51,360
Speaker 1: met his friends on Sunday. He took me somewhere. It

704
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 1: was going really well, and then he took me home

705
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,880
Speaker 1: and I got the Hospital Dick. And now that I

706
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,719
Speaker 1: realized Hospital Dick is like a good person, I'm more

707
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,400
Speaker 1: fucked up because like real ship, he's the type of

708
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:04,440
Speaker 1: nigger I want to be. My man's crazy because I

709
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 1: feel like people think we like little Dick Shane. But

710
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kind of like I'm gonna say so, Canadian

711
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:17,399
Speaker 1: Bay has probably one of the largest sticks ever, and

712
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna hold you. I was like not even

713
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,879
Speaker 1: wanting it because it was so big, Like I really

714
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 1: enjoy sucking dick, not his, because it's like I don't

715
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,919
Speaker 1: go past I can't get past the head, so it's

716
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 1: like I feel inadequate while I'm sucking his dick to

717
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:34,640
Speaker 1: where it's just like it's not even fun for me

718
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 1: because I like to be at you know, like go

719
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,919
Speaker 1: down on it, like put my forehead on the belly,

720
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 1: but and like make it all war in my mouth

721
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:43,360
Speaker 1: like him no, And I'm looking at him like Okay,

722
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 1: I'm I'm done sucking your dick because I don't even

723
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:49,920
Speaker 1: feel like I'm pleasing you. Like we literally had to

724
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 1: have that. No he said, like he said, I suck

725
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 1: it really well, and he moaned, which was cute, but

726
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,719
Speaker 1: I feel like maybe he was just moaning, like I

727
00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: felt like there's no way it was good. I felt

728
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 1: like a he was like telling me about it was

729
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 1: too big, like I wasn't going even past the head,

730
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 1: so it's like I had to lick on the shaft.

731
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 1: That's not fun. You could suck on the side. It

732
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:16,280
Speaker 1: was so big. I was like, these big as dicks,

733
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 1: let's let's campaign that y'all with this medium's eyes. Well,

734
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 1: let me make a point to you that I never realized.

735
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 1: So there's a dude that I fuck and sometimes they'd

736
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,759
Speaker 1: be hurt, and he has a medium dick, right like

737
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 1: sucking me really hard. But with hospital dick, I didn't

738
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:35,319
Speaker 1: really have pain. And I was like, why wouldn't I

739
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 1: if it's bigger, And I realized it's because he knows

740
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 1: he has a big dick, so he knows how to

741
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 1: funk with it. Like nigga's with medium dicks be pounding

742
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 1: you like and sometimes it's too much. They want you

743
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 1: to feel it because you might. Sometimes they know they

744
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,759
Speaker 1: got the room. This nigga knows his dick is big,

745
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,240
Speaker 1: so he knows he had to take time. Girl, baby,

746
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 1: come out the pluss, like a dick is a dick

747
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 1: is fine in the plus it is. But my point is,

748
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,840
Speaker 1: like I think dudes a bigger dicks go slower initially,

749
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 1: Like I think dudes with bigger dicks be lazier. That's

750
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:06,719
Speaker 1: why I don't hurt, because they're not gonna pund because

751
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: they're like, it's a big dick. I ain't even gotta move, like,

752
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 1: I know his whole dick hasn't been inside of me.

753
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:12,320
Speaker 1: We sucked five times now and I know it didn't

754
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 1: go all the way in. There's no which is fine.

755
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 1: I recorded with Canadian Bay, I gotta see if his

756
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 1: whole dick went in that ship was hurt. No, I

757
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,239
Speaker 1: was like, and then I ain't even gonna hold you.

758
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:25,880
Speaker 1: What's crazy is I just saw seven and he pounded

759
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 1: my ship so so like I don't know he did it,

760
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 1: like but his dick is big, but he pounded me

761
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 1: to where I was like making the worst noises. And

762
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 1: then I literally said I don't want dick for the

763
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 1: rest of the year. Then Canadian Bay was like, I'm

764
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 1: I'm I want to come see and I was like,

765
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,320
Speaker 1: oh shoot, I just said I didn't want dick for

766
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 1: the rest of the year, like I'm growing a cists,

767
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:49,920
Speaker 1: which is crazy. No. I didn't even was like, do

768
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:53,360
Speaker 1: I have to take your dick now? Like my fucking

769
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:58,440
Speaker 1: pussy got fucked so hard. I was like, I cried

770
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 1: so hard. I cried. I don't know, I cried, nigga,

771
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,399
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I cried, like literally after round one.

772
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 1: So basically, he was like, I want you to drain

773
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 1: these nuts, and you know that's how we'll be talking.

774
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:11,600
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, drain him. He was like, how

775
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:13,400
Speaker 1: many times you think it's gonna take you to join it?

776
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:17,080
Speaker 1: I said, we can go to three fo five? However

777
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 1: many bitch after round one, I'm mad. I said that.

778
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 1: I was crying. I said, rounds. Wait, let me ask

779
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:28,880
Speaker 1: you talked about rounds a lot, and I was thinking

780
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 1: three times, and I was so, I can tell you

781
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,880
Speaker 1: why you came across my mind, because I told you

782
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 1: I've become across your mind. We were in the studio

783
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 1: like within the last few weeks, and I was like,

784
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:44,239
Speaker 1: I don't like rounds, right right, So a hospital Dick

785
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 1: I realized something. I um, I've said I don't like

786
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:54,600
Speaker 1: rounds because the niggas have sucked sucked me along. Oh

787
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 1: this nigga a good hospital. Dick. I came. He waited

788
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 1: for me to come every time, but then he did come. Now,

789
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 1: I'm a person who could fun multiple like I have

790
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 1: more orgasm. Same so one long ass round, I'll come

791
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 1: like three or four times. But every every round I'm

792
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 1: coming three or four times. It's fucking exhausted. We fucked

793
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 1: five times, two separate nights, so three nights we like,

794
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 1: one night we fucked three times, and one day we

795
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 1: sucked twice. Now, so we're still got room to grow.

796
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 1: Maybe he just came a little fast because he was excited,

797
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:33,239
Speaker 1: but it wasn't even really fast. It was more so like, bro,

798
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:36,839
Speaker 1: he listened to this. Now you're saying the nigga come fast, bro,

799
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 1: he you probably not. You not about to get the

800
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 1: hospital Dicknamo you out here. Time shaming. It's time shaming

801
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 1: a thing. Oh speaking of By the way, I know

802
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 1: we had a bluetoo ad and I will say I

803
00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 1: did get some old dick like recently too. And it

804
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 1: was forty five second dick because like in the ad

805
00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,879
Speaker 1: I talked about like how damn I wish he would

806
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:02,240
Speaker 1: have took a bluetooth to last longer. It was literally

807
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 1: forty five seconds. I'll tell you who it was. But

808
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,240
Speaker 1: his dick is so big, and it's just like, damn,

809
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:10,959
Speaker 1: it's so good. Why doesn't it last long? So good?

810
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 1: I'll tell you forty five seconds? Literally, what did he

811
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 1: fuck you again? No, he don't go more than one round.

812
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:20,239
Speaker 1: I was just like Okay, well I didn't have that

813
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:26,839
Speaker 1: experienced like do you can you count second dick? Like

814
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:29,359
Speaker 1: does it count? Is like you had sex? No? Right,

815
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:33,759
Speaker 1: I don't think it was like three bounces. It was

816
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:37,879
Speaker 1: like three bounces and I apologize to be on top.

817
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:40,839
Speaker 1: Did he know? He did? He acknowledge how fast he game.

818
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,719
Speaker 1: This is a thing for him, Like as long as

819
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 1: I've known him, as many times as we've had sex,

820
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 1: he just comes fast. God yeah, and it sucks because okay,

821
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, and no, that wasn't really my issue. I

822
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 1: just made a longer round. But at least he begin

823
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,400
Speaker 1: to back up and then nigga too pussy like a

824
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 1: goddamn champion, does it? You know? I don't be lacking heads?

825
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:06,759
Speaker 1: So so for condom, I told you, condom dick is five, bitch,

826
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:09,840
Speaker 1: i'd be trying to sell because I'm scared. No, I

827
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 1: ain't gonna hold you. That's why I think. That's why

828
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 1: I have been able to say emotionless because it's condom dick,

829
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 1: and it's great condom dick. But if he gave me

830
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 1: that dick, raw, bitch, we're married. That's what I was thinking.

831
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:27,839
Speaker 1: Don't suck me wrong. Um, let's see who else, keep

832
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 1: talking about it's a dude that I had an amazing

833
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:35,920
Speaker 1: date with, and I just keep getting this like serious

834
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 1: friend energy from Like our first date was crazy good, right,

835
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 1: we had so much chemistry. The reason many called him

836
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 1: so Houses because that's where we met and then we

837
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:46,320
Speaker 1: were like laid up at so Who House and stars

838
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:50,800
Speaker 1: and it was right before hedonism and because I've been home,

839
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 1: it's like, I don't know, it's super friendly energy. And

840
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 1: then he does this thing where like he'd be acting

841
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 1: like I'm mixing. He'd be like, oh, you and your people,

842
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:01,879
Speaker 1: you your niggas, and like he knows about Beard Bass,

843
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 1: like he's made comments about him, and it just makes

844
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:07,800
Speaker 1: me feel weirder. I don't know, I will say that's something.

845
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it's good that you do. I mean,

846
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 1: I let my niggas know I got Hose, but I

847
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:17,520
Speaker 1: don't tell my hose all my other hose names. I

848
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 1: didn't tell him other hose names. Well, he knows about

849
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 1: Beard Bay. He knows about Beard Bay because when I

850
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:25,319
Speaker 1: was at Last Lap and Beard Bay walked in, I

851
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 1: was like, he said, I slid out of that motherfucker.

852
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:29,719
Speaker 1: He's like my whole voice told me he was working

853
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 1: with that nigga, but I really knew what I was

854
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 1: talking to him. I came to the last lap to

855
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 1: see him. Beard Bay walked in and I was like,

856
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:41,239
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm actually not feeling well and I

857
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,439
Speaker 1: think I'm going to leave have a great night, which

858
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:46,239
Speaker 1: I would dipped and say, I love, I don't have

859
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 1: I don't. I didn't know that. I didn't know that

860
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:53,320
Speaker 1: he knew that. You know, let's go ahead, let's before

861
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:56,400
Speaker 1: we get up out of here, let's go through our homemail.

862
00:44:56,560 --> 00:45:01,240
Speaker 1: We've been yeah, I know, we haven't forty five minutes.

863
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 1: And look and these holes thing they get in two

864
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:07,960
Speaker 1: hour episodes out of us newt Why does everybody want?

865
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 1: How long? How to fund? Do people even come in

866
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 1: here and talk from two hours? Bro? The whole? Don't

867
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 1: get the hour and come back next week. I'm gonna

868
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:25,280
Speaker 1: tell you when two hour episodes can happen. No they can't,

869
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:26,879
Speaker 1: No, no no, no, I'm sorry when they can't. Like when

870
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:29,320
Speaker 1: we when you don't notice, when you being had by yourself,

871
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 1: and when I'm in here by myself, that's it. Had

872
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 1: one with Tahoe and hope you guys will hear soon

873
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 1: that was awesome. Um, but it was more because of

874
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:41,320
Speaker 1: like the controversy. I feel like when there's something that

875
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 1: gets too deep, that's when it gets two hours long.

876
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 1: Or current events. I can understand how that could be

877
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:49,320
Speaker 1: two hours, but like, the only two hour episode I

878
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 1: can recall having with you was with Andrew and Now

879
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:54,280
Speaker 1: when you said that dumb shit about science. First off,

880
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 1: nothing I say is dumb. Secondly, fuck you. Oh I

881
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:02,240
Speaker 1: was didn't hospital Dick this the script that I wrote

882
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 1: for We were talking about it and I was trying

883
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 1: to make the context. I was like, you know, I

884
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 1: wrote the thing about the science, And I said, oh,

885
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know about man. He's like, yeah,

886
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 1: I do, Hospital Dick. No about me. He came to

887
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 1: our show. Um, I'm gonna have to know who hospital

888
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 1: Dick is, just so that when I see him. Is

889
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 1: he a mutual friend? Oh, because I'm about to call

890
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 1: him hospital Dick to his face. What a hospital Dick?

891
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:35,440
Speaker 1: You right? Awfully? Oh? Okay, yeah, no, oh he's already bay.

892
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:37,880
Speaker 1: I didn't say he was. I've known him for a minute,

893
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 1: but you know, I was just there last night. Shut up, Mandy.

894
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 1: What we live in New York I can't sit here

895
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 1: and say I was there last night, but ain't nobody go.

896
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 1: I don't want nobody to connect the dots because now

897
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 1: I'm sitting here talking about how big this nigga dick is.

898
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, absolutely not. And he knows

899
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 1: it too. A matter of fact, we was at Afropunk.

900
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 1: He's nice looking, right, and he's tall whatever. So someone

901
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 1: wanted to take a picture of him and they wanted

902
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 1: him to put his shirt on, so he put it

903
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 1: over his shirt and she was like, why do you

904
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:10,680
Speaker 1: gonna take a shirt? And he was like, because she's

905
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 1: gonna start wilding. And it's true. I don't want nobody

906
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 1: fucking my niggas unless they sucking my niggas with me,

907
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:20,919
Speaker 1: so point blank hell no, that's that's why I ain't taging.

908
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 1: I don't want to know what to do for a

909
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 1: living here, teacher, there go that lie, because I ain't

910
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 1: saying ship. I was just about to say what he

911
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:27,879
Speaker 1: did for a living too, because now we both kind

912
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 1: of got one. Really, I talked about it with shut

913
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:35,440
Speaker 1: up because I don't know, will you shut the hell up.

914
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 1: Let's get into the fucking homemail already. So this one

915
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 1: of course, UM, I picked it. I think it's cute. Actually, UM,

916
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 1: it's a cute little homemail. If you guys want to

917
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:47,680
Speaker 1: send in your homemail, you can send it to us

918
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 1: UM at Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com, um, and

919
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 1: we can read your ship. They are anonymous because we

920
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 1: don't be wanting to tell on youall hos. Anyway, UM

921
00:47:56,239 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 1: so this one says, Hi, my man and I have

922
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:03,280
Speaker 1: been together for two years. At six months, we started

923
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,799
Speaker 1: going to sex clubs and I loved it, but we

924
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 1: wanted more intimate interactions. Now we have began exploring an

925
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:13,840
Speaker 1: open relationship. Our open relationship means we are free to

926
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:16,840
Speaker 1: explore and have sex as we please, just tell the

927
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:19,160
Speaker 1: other person and make sure it doesn't interfere with our

928
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 1: time together. It's been going well and we still go

929
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:25,520
Speaker 1: to clubs, but I'm having trouble telling the guys and

930
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 1: gals I want to date outside of the clubs that

931
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 1: I'm in an open relationship right now. I've just been

932
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:33,839
Speaker 1: upfront with it. It's in my bumble bio, and when

933
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 1: I go on dates, I talk about my man subtly.

934
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 1: Girls are usually weary and I think I'm just using

935
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:41,400
Speaker 1: them for pussy and guys think I'm just a ho.

936
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:44,120
Speaker 1: I mean I am, but y'all get the point. All

937
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:46,360
Speaker 1: the people I've met are nice and attractive. But I

938
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 1: guess my question is what's a delicate way to share

939
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 1: my lifestyle slash relationship with my side pieces so that

940
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:56,760
Speaker 1: I can continue to get consistent side dick and pussy

941
00:48:57,120 --> 00:49:00,760
Speaker 1: sincerely the whole romantic make your open relationships sound meaningful.

942
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,800
Speaker 1: Like when I've talked about like Beard, Bay and Scissors,

943
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 1: people like immediately like, oh wow, you're in a threesome,

944
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:07,480
Speaker 1: Like let me talk you something like I have to

945
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:10,880
Speaker 1: break it down and I talk about them like real lovers,

946
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:15,760
Speaker 1: real like this is the same kind of energy that um,

947
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 1: bisexual people get. Y yeah, there, you get this thing

948
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 1: from men that's always like, oh so you're down for

949
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:27,080
Speaker 1: a threesome. And it's like you have to make sure

950
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 1: that you're presenting your situation as much with as much

951
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:32,799
Speaker 1: care and love as you put into it and not

952
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:36,359
Speaker 1: just throw it off the cusp, Like I share with

953
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 1: people my relationship status when I feel like they deserve it,

954
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:45,440
Speaker 1: like a throuble. Like when I've said those words to people,

955
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 1: they're always was like what and it sounds like some

956
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:50,759
Speaker 1: hole ship and I have to kind of get into it.

957
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 1: And I don't even let them start talking like it's ship, right,

958
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:59,280
Speaker 1: you know, I've known Scissors how long? Ten years? Beard

959
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:01,439
Speaker 1: bay Year been working with him. Like these are people

960
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:02,840
Speaker 1: that like not gonna be out of my life, and

961
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:04,279
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna let you treat them like just some

962
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 1: nicked Like I'm sitting here talking about old Bear hospital Dick.

963
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 1: Not to say that they are nobody, more really we're

964
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 1: really sticking to hospital Dick as the name. Yeah, No,

965
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:16,880
Speaker 1: but like not to say they're nobody, but they're not.

966
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 1: They don't have that much depth in my life, right,

967
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 1: So like the presentation for that, much like a best

968
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 1: friend is how you should be treating your partners. That's

969
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:29,000
Speaker 1: how you should be treating your sexual lifestyle. Don't just

970
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:31,680
Speaker 1: be out here like oh you know then no, Like

971
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:35,439
Speaker 1: it's a really serious thing. I think that in the

972
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 1: age where we are now open to having non monogamous,

973
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 1: non monogamous relationships, you have to realize that you're still

974
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 1: going to be a teacher because a lot of people

975
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:49,480
Speaker 1: are still not hip to what polyamory is, polygamy or

976
00:50:49,719 --> 00:50:52,759
Speaker 1: any any of these non monogamous type of relationships. So

977
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:55,520
Speaker 1: I feel like when you're open with your relationship with

978
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:57,279
Speaker 1: these other partners, you do need to let them know

979
00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:59,840
Speaker 1: this is your primary, that you're allowed to do this,

980
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 1: that you're cheating, not that you're a home not that

981
00:51:01,719 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 1: you're going behind your partner's back, but that you that

982
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:06,719
Speaker 1: you and your partner have this understanding. And I think

983
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 1: that it's important if you're going to mix your energy

984
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:12,919
Speaker 1: and being relationships with these other people. I think that

985
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 1: you need to kind of have an idea on what

986
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:18,800
Speaker 1: you want from them, because the way she's even describing

987
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:21,839
Speaker 1: it in the letter, and they think they think you're

988
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 1: First off, why do you care? But also you need

989
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 1: to let them know what they're being used for because

990
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:29,759
Speaker 1: you're referencing them as side dicks and pussies. So I

991
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:32,360
Speaker 1: feel like, as far as open relationship are, you literally

992
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:34,719
Speaker 1: aren't looking for anything out of them. So to me,

993
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:36,920
Speaker 1: I I would be curious as to why they have

994
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:39,319
Speaker 1: to know anything about your relationship if you don't want

995
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:42,840
Speaker 1: to be that involved with them. They're just they're just sex,

996
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:45,239
Speaker 1: is what I'm saying. So why do you feel the

997
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:47,719
Speaker 1: need to explain to them your situation at all just

998
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:50,439
Speaker 1: keep sucking as long as your primary knows what you're doing,

999
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 1: He's the only one that you have to answer to.

1000
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:56,120
Speaker 1: I think that like we all and we as in

1001
00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:58,399
Speaker 1: people that are like new to open relationships are new

1002
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 1: to be openly sexual. Well, um, you know it's that

1003
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:05,040
Speaker 1: quote unquote horror phobia because like why do you care?

1004
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:08,759
Speaker 1: But I would describe it to somebody if you need

1005
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 1: to like paint a prettier picture on it, like, look,

1006
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 1: I have a primary person that I sleep with and

1007
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,080
Speaker 1: that I do wah blah blah with, Like you know,

1008
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:18,239
Speaker 1: we've been together for X amount of time, and you know,

1009
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:20,400
Speaker 1: we just have an understanding that we still want to

1010
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:22,839
Speaker 1: explore in our lives. I'm young, I'd like to have

1011
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:25,399
Speaker 1: more experiences with people, but this is the primary person

1012
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:27,279
Speaker 1: I went with. Um. A matter of fact, one of

1013
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:30,840
Speaker 1: my home girls told me that she described her primary

1014
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:34,200
Speaker 1: partners the nigga she sucks raw. She's like, I literally

1015
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 1: told to do that. When he tried to suck me,

1016
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:37,880
Speaker 1: I was like, listen, unless you become the main nigga

1017
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:39,799
Speaker 1: that I wuck with. She was like, I fucked someone,

1018
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:43,239
Speaker 1: We're already, so don't suck me without condoms, and I

1019
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:48,279
Speaker 1: think I actually like that too. Um, I mean, I

1020
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:52,200
Speaker 1: do prefer like condoms all the time. But I think

1021
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:54,880
Speaker 1: that that is why because I do know that most

1022
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:57,759
Speaker 1: of my partners do have other partners. And my concern is,

1023
00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:59,400
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna suck you raw, and I know that

1024
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:02,040
Speaker 1: you're sucking people, and whether you're sucking them protected or not,

1025
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:06,680
Speaker 1: you I don't know. You'll never know, honestly, you won't.

1026
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:10,000
Speaker 1: Because there's been so many times where I've had sex

1027
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 1: with someone, maybe the first or second time, and let's

1028
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 1: say that like they're going to get a condom or

1029
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:17,440
Speaker 1: something else, and they're like, well, one dude told me

1030
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:19,680
Speaker 1: his pullout game was strong, and I said, oh, no,

1031
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:23,640
Speaker 1: I'm not abortion money. I don't know what you mean.

1032
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 1: What I don't have is time to be like getting

1033
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:29,759
Speaker 1: my get right right. Like that's always the funny part

1034
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:31,880
Speaker 1: about the whole pull out thing. Well, it's not I

1035
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:35,040
Speaker 1: think I'm scared to get pregnant. No, no, that And

1036
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 1: it's only like five dollars like both of us day.

1037
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:41,560
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, right, it's not that much, but

1038
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 1: it is to me. And it's funny because I actually

1039
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:46,160
Speaker 1: just had this conversation a lot of my friends. I

1040
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:49,120
Speaker 1: we joke a lot, but they always have broken pussies.

1041
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:52,960
Speaker 1: And it's funny because I tell I mean like either

1042
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 1: fucking yeese infections or U T I S or b

1043
00:53:56,239 --> 00:53:58,920
Speaker 1: V or there's a smell or there's like something is

1044
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:00,759
Speaker 1: always off with their put and like my ship is

1045
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:02,880
Speaker 1: always broken as the bitches because you don't use condoms.

1046
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 1: Actually that is very common. I do believe that's because

1047
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:08,400
Speaker 1: of condoms. But I also believe that's like peeing. A

1048
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:09,920
Speaker 1: lot of this ship could be solved from, like peeing

1049
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:12,040
Speaker 1: after sex, and normally if you having raw sex would

1050
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:14,280
Speaker 1: say you lay up after like that is a Peing

1051
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:15,560
Speaker 1: is going to solve a lot of them. But like

1052
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:18,680
Speaker 1: even if a guy doesn't have an STD, like just

1053
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 1: they're they're just their skin being inside of you like

1054
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:24,759
Speaker 1: a woman's vagina is just very very I mean in

1055
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,960
Speaker 1: those women's defense, condoms can suck you up to magnums

1056
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:29,960
Speaker 1: have been known to cause BV things like that. So

1057
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:34,160
Speaker 1: sex period. But for me, when it comes to like

1058
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:36,560
Speaker 1: fluid exchange and like raw dick, I don't know, like

1059
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:40,480
Speaker 1: it took my body like the last person that like

1060
00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:42,799
Speaker 1: I made a conscious decision with It was last year

1061
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:44,440
Speaker 1: with Beard Bay like not to use condoms, and we

1062
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:47,120
Speaker 1: discussed not using condoms and blah blah other people. It

1063
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:49,840
Speaker 1: took my pussy, like I would say, three weeks to

1064
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:53,440
Speaker 1: get used to his his come that's crazy, no bullshit,

1065
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:56,960
Speaker 1: like he would we would fuck. And it wasn't like

1066
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,799
Speaker 1: there wasn't a cent, But I just remember a ting

1067
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:01,320
Speaker 1: or a little like may maybe are feeling in my body,

1068
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:05,760
Speaker 1: and it like took time, and it was. It definitely

1069
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:07,640
Speaker 1: takes time. Now, I'm sure women that have been in

1070
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:10,240
Speaker 1: relationships for like a long time maybe not experience this anymore.

1071
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:12,000
Speaker 1: But that did happen to me, and I do believe

1072
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:15,000
Speaker 1: it's something that happens, but you're telling me so when

1073
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:18,640
Speaker 1: I say the abortion thing, it ain't even to be

1074
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:22,520
Speaker 1: light about it. Literally, babies are the least bit of

1075
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 1: like things because my um, you know, my aunt died

1076
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:30,120
Speaker 1: from fucking ovarian cancer. Like gonna read all that ship

1077
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:36,000
Speaker 1: that can funk up your fellos, absolutely and Nigga's think, yeah,

1078
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:38,480
Speaker 1: but but but that's but that's the thing to like,

1079
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:42,920
Speaker 1: even bringing up like the STD thing, um, a lot

1080
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:45,680
Speaker 1: of women can have those with no symptoms. And like

1081
00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:47,799
Speaker 1: you said, because a lot of them can go with

1082
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:50,759
Speaker 1: no symptoms. You genuinely could probably never be able to

1083
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:52,680
Speaker 1: have a baby again because you don't call something didn't

1084
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:54,520
Speaker 1: know you called it? Let it sit for too long.

1085
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:56,960
Speaker 1: Now I funked up all your insides so like there's

1086
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,240
Speaker 1: just so much um. But yeah, So for the listener,

1087
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:01,719
Speaker 1: I would say again, I think your focus needs to

1088
00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:05,320
Speaker 1: be on um, just explaining things to your primary partner.

1089
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:07,920
Speaker 1: If you're looking at these people, is nothing more beside

1090
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:12,480
Speaker 1: dick and pussy? What do you essentially want? Because if

1091
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 1: you just want someone to have sex with with no

1092
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:18,200
Speaker 1: strings attached, they should be cool. Why do you care

1093
00:56:18,239 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 1: if they think you're a whole? Like, why do you

1094
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:21,919
Speaker 1: feel the need to explain to them? I would say,

1095
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:26,680
Speaker 1: if you're an emah like me, maybe that's why you're

1096
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:28,600
Speaker 1: acting like this. Oh yeah, so she needs your advice

1097
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:30,960
Speaker 1: because which I don't give a people think and and

1098
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,759
Speaker 1: I was given the same advice just because to me,

1099
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:36,719
Speaker 1: like when you have a primary and then other people

1100
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:39,239
Speaker 1: are just for sex, like I wouldn't care, but my

1101
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:45,160
Speaker 1: partners aren't just for sex because here emahow well just

1102
00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:50,080
Speaker 1: straight up her hospital dick wat you're about to do this? Boyfriend. Yeah,

1103
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 1: I was laid out with all weekend like we were.

1104
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:54,600
Speaker 1: We went to the movies. We ended up at a

1105
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:57,960
Speaker 1: sex club. That'll be on another episode. I went to

1106
00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:00,400
Speaker 1: a kind of sex club in Barcelona. When he's about this,

1107
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:02,720
Speaker 1: went to a gate club. I think it was called Arena.

1108
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:06,680
Speaker 1: Three floors, three different rooms. One's a lesbian club. It's

1109
00:57:06,719 --> 00:57:08,440
Speaker 1: so funny because Minnie was so tired of it. After

1110
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:13,760
Speaker 1: a while, he was like, okay, so no, we didn't

1111
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:16,520
Speaker 1: know they had a guy side. So he's like, okay,

1112
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:18,800
Speaker 1: let's just go to the gate club. So we went

1113
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,160
Speaker 1: like he was over it, and then he saw a

1114
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:23,760
Speaker 1: bunch of men outside and turns around around the corner.

1115
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:28,080
Speaker 1: There's a back door, huge gate club for men. Um.

1116
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:29,959
Speaker 1: I put some of this on. I'm ducked up because

1117
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:32,760
Speaker 1: the night was like kind of crazy and uh, the

1118
00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:35,240
Speaker 1: one thing I will share there's a dark room in

1119
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:38,200
Speaker 1: this gate club. Um. So there's lockers where you can

1120
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:42,240
Speaker 1: check your belongings so you don't get pickpocketed. But it's

1121
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:44,120
Speaker 1: not your clothes, just a locker to put your stuff away.

1122
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:45,280
Speaker 1: And he's like, oh my god, you want to go out.

1123
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:47,439
Speaker 1: You want to see it. And he's like I think

1124
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:49,120
Speaker 1: because I've never been in one. I was like, okay,

1125
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:50,960
Speaker 1: let's do it. So I get in there. I've never

1126
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,560
Speaker 1: held his hand tighter, like holding on for dear life.

1127
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:55,560
Speaker 1: So you walk in and I want to say, it's

1128
00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:57,960
Speaker 1: like a hotel room size, it's not that big, and

1129
00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:00,120
Speaker 1: maybe twenty people are in there, and I just all

1130
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:02,280
Speaker 1: like I was being touched like this just all over.

1131
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:04,480
Speaker 1: And then it finds you as mainly men in there.

1132
00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:07,080
Speaker 1: So then at one point, this dude hand is so

1133
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:11,480
Speaker 1: far up my ass I want to jumpsuit. I said, oh,

1134
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:16,800
Speaker 1: it's a girl, and he goes, I don't care. A

1135
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:19,440
Speaker 1: whole is a whole, I guess, which I was not

1136
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:21,360
Speaker 1: given up. But we walked out of there and I

1137
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:23,880
Speaker 1: was like, oh no, but he says, some dude try

1138
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:24,960
Speaker 1: to kiss him. And he was like, but I'm not

1139
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:26,400
Speaker 1: trying to get like some show like you know what

1140
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:31,520
Speaker 1: I mean, like not what we're here? Just no. Um, Yeah,

1141
00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:33,280
Speaker 1: it was cool. I've never been in a dark room before.

1142
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:35,800
Speaker 1: I also have to share this one hilarious fucking thing

1143
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:38,760
Speaker 1: that happened to me. I was talking to the overtly

1144
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:42,240
Speaker 1: gay man um while we're on the dancelor when he

1145
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:44,400
Speaker 1: was talking to something and he's like, oh my god,

1146
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:46,120
Speaker 1: you guy's gonna prog. It's gonna be such a good

1147
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:48,320
Speaker 1: time because his accent was like all mixed, because when

1148
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:51,680
Speaker 1: you just learn English you don't really have an English accent,

1149
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:54,320
Speaker 1: like you don't know where to go. And I was like, yeah,

1150
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:55,760
Speaker 1: I'm ready to get fucked up. He's like, oh my god,

1151
00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:57,440
Speaker 1: to do so many drugs and progu. I was like,

1152
00:58:57,480 --> 00:59:00,120
Speaker 1: am I are they just like everywhere and he was like, yeah,

1153
00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:06,320
Speaker 1: I did crystal mething brogue. I was like okay, and

1154
00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:08,720
Speaker 1: then once he sees my reaction, he goes, oh, I

1155
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:10,600
Speaker 1: thought it was coke and I was like, oh, I

1156
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:13,720
Speaker 1: mean that makes sense, bitch. I was like, Vinny, we

1157
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:18,880
Speaker 1: have to get out of here. I was terrified. He

1158
00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:20,920
Speaker 1: looked me dead in the face and said crystal meth

1159
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:24,000
Speaker 1: with a smile. Worth this very like ding ding, that's

1160
00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:29,080
Speaker 1: a crystal math, mind you. I've been talking to do

1161
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:31,960
Speaker 1: for an hour, having a good time. We exchanged Instagrams

1162
00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:34,200
Speaker 1: and now I was like, oh my god, how am

1163
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:36,680
Speaker 1: I going to find out who he is? I'm so scared.

1164
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:39,800
Speaker 1: So then I totally forgot I added him right, I

1165
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:41,240
Speaker 1: go on, I g Live. It's like seven in the

1166
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:44,200
Speaker 1: morning and Barcelona. I'm talking to about the crystal meth guy. Bitch,

1167
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:47,240
Speaker 1: why is he in the IG Live? Are you talking about? Yes?

1168
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:49,880
Speaker 1: I felt so bad, but then I tried to cover

1169
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:55,000
Speaker 1: it up. I was like, you're hilarious. White people are nuts.

1170
00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:59,080
Speaker 1: White people just don't do you really shop. I feel

1171
00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:02,440
Speaker 1: like you just have a point where it's either like

1172
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:05,640
Speaker 1: they go off the bandwagon and it's crack, but there's

1173
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:07,920
Speaker 1: never this like I'm living in everyday life and I

1174
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,400
Speaker 1: just do a little meths sometimes. But if you're white,

1175
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:15,320
Speaker 1: yes you do. White people can one do a little

1176
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:19,760
Speaker 1: h and just get back to work. I don't get it.

1177
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:24,040
Speaker 1: You know. Wayne No talks about this experience he had

1178
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:26,280
Speaker 1: in the hood where he's like he this white man

1179
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:29,200
Speaker 1: came to the hood and sold Alexis for crack. And

1180
01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:31,480
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, I just don't feel like

1181
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:34,080
Speaker 1: this is nigger ship. I just don't because I feel

1182
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:36,800
Speaker 1: like in your crackiest moment, you go at least be

1183
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:40,240
Speaker 1: like this Alexis. And apparently the guys told Alexis six

1184
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:43,080
Speaker 1: ship it get fun out of here. Yeah, it was

1185
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:45,440
Speaker 1: a really good story he told he told on No jumper.

1186
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:47,000
Speaker 1: It's like I saw the clip and I started listening

1187
01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:51,560
Speaker 1: to it. Bra there, we gotta get him on the show.

1188
01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:56,840
Speaker 1: I didn't listen to your jumper body. But thank you.

1189
01:00:56,960 --> 01:01:00,400
Speaker 1: Shout out to Lena for coming on our podcast, which

1190
01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:03,160
Speaker 1: which I am so sorry for you saying we see

1191
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:06,760
Speaker 1: like different music than me, what do you do? Which

1192
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:09,120
Speaker 1: I listened to me like do do do do? I

1193
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:10,960
Speaker 1: don't even know how to do the little house music sound.

1194
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:20,440
Speaker 1: I don't like that anything. I'm a cold switcher, that's

1195
01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:24,680
Speaker 1: what doing different access. I don't know what I'm doing anymore.

1196
01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:29,400
Speaker 1: This is very offensive accents. It's just very speaking of accents.

1197
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:32,640
Speaker 1: My god, ninety fiance, you were making him go over

1198
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:35,920
Speaker 1: all hour. Not here they get into our episode. Not

1199
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:38,200
Speaker 1: here here yet, okay, So let me tell you about

1200
01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:45,240
Speaker 1: this ship is getting good all these pace. So I

1201
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:48,240
Speaker 1: probably talked about Michael and Angela, the white woman who's

1202
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:51,240
Speaker 1: from Georgia who's dating the Nigerian nigga bit she got

1203
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:53,880
Speaker 1: her mother sucking asked in Nigeria, and on our camera

1204
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,320
Speaker 1: she's there for like two minutes. She's like, now if

1205
01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:59,400
Speaker 1: he flocks up again, that's it. I'm done with them.

1206
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:02,880
Speaker 1: I'm sick of him, bitch. Next clip, she asked him

1207
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:05,360
Speaker 1: one question. It's his birthday, and she goes, have you

1208
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:08,400
Speaker 1: ever been on the boat? He said no, Apparently he

1209
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:10,480
Speaker 1: was on the boat and she saw it on Facebook.

1210
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:13,479
Speaker 1: She was like, that's it, you fucking side of a bitch.

1211
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:16,600
Speaker 1: He's a goddamn liar and I'm done. I'm dawn with him.

1212
01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:18,360
Speaker 1: Then she gets out of the car and you see

1213
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:20,760
Speaker 1: the cameras and ship. She's smoking her fucking cigarette, just

1214
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:22,880
Speaker 1: like the white trash she is. And she's like, I

1215
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 1: can't believe him. You know what he does. All he

1216
01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:27,720
Speaker 1: knows how to do is lie, lack and lie. And

1217
01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:29,320
Speaker 1: here he is talking about I don't know how to

1218
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:33,080
Speaker 1: save it with Angela, and now he's going to ruin

1219
01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:35,920
Speaker 1: my chunch just to get to him. So, bitch, hold on,

1220
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:38,840
Speaker 1: this is the best part. She tied his nigger ship.

1221
01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:41,880
Speaker 1: She walks to a braiding salon. That's just what really

1222
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:45,200
Speaker 1: adds the fonn it. So she's getting the braiding salon

1223
01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:47,360
Speaker 1: and this Nigerian lady and you know that you can

1224
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:48,960
Speaker 1: tell that, you know if someone's not laughing at you,

1225
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:51,240
Speaker 1: but they're laughing at you. So she getting braided up.

1226
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:53,760
Speaker 1: She's getting these corn rolls, and the ladies like, so,

1227
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:55,880
Speaker 1: what advice do you need? And she's like, I just

1228
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,560
Speaker 1: don't know how to deal with these Nigerian man. Does

1229
01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:00,880
Speaker 1: yours lie to you? Because all he knows how to

1230
01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:04,800
Speaker 1: do with lot? Bitch? Why does this nigga show up? Okay?

1231
01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:06,840
Speaker 1: And you look? Can I speak to you for a moment?

1232
01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:10,480
Speaker 1: She's like, get out, get your ass out. So she

1233
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:12,840
Speaker 1: comes outside and this thing is sitting there in the

1234
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:16,280
Speaker 1: box and he's telling the cameras the last time that

1235
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:18,600
Speaker 1: Angele was mad at me, I brought to a cake.

1236
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:22,160
Speaker 1: She loved cake and she's a big white beer. So

1237
01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:24,960
Speaker 1: why he came out, bitch with this cake in his hand.

1238
01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:28,840
Speaker 1: He opens the lid, trying to apologize. Bitch, she takes

1239
01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:31,439
Speaker 1: the cake, fully braided and throws it in his face.

1240
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:34,320
Speaker 1: She was like tired up, it's not gonna work this time,

1241
01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:38,280
Speaker 1: and fucking TLC's petty ass, going back to the montage

1242
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:40,800
Speaker 1: of her fucking eating the cake like I forgive you,

1243
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:43,080
Speaker 1: like the last time pitched that ship was so good

1244
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:46,120
Speaker 1: and he's sitting there wiping the fucking cream off his face.

1245
01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:52,600
Speaker 1: Oh what a tail. Then they got this other dune Caesar, Okay,

1246
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:56,000
Speaker 1: he's sorry, asked, so this was not a part of

1247
01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:58,280
Speaker 1: my outline. By the way, what we still await is

1248
01:03:58,320 --> 01:04:02,400
Speaker 1: he here, no oa, So what else are we gonna

1249
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:05,680
Speaker 1: do talk about? So let me tell you about Caesar, bitch.

1250
01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:07,400
Speaker 1: This is before the ninety days, by the way, so

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Speaker 1: it's before they get to the point where they get married.

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Speaker 1: So Caesar has been talking to a Russian girl, Maria

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01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:15,640
Speaker 1: for five years and uh he sent her eight her

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01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:19,240
Speaker 1: months over time, like fortys or something like that. Every

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01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:21,520
Speaker 1: time he tries to get her to see him, her

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01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:24,800
Speaker 1: flight gets canceled, or she gets sick, cat gets on fire,

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01:04:24,920 --> 01:04:28,160
Speaker 1: mom dies. It is something. So he does this elaborate

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01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:30,400
Speaker 1: trip where he's going to propose her. He flies to Mexico,

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01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:33,760
Speaker 1: he borrows money for it. Bitch, she cancels on him

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01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:35,840
Speaker 1: one last time. He got a ring and you're watching

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01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:37,880
Speaker 1: him with these little candy panties on the bed and

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01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:40,000
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, I can't wait to meet her. She

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01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:43,320
Speaker 1: cancels this fucking trip on him. Bitch, never met her.

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01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:45,680
Speaker 1: Then they start going through these clips and videos she

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01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:48,240
Speaker 1: sent him. She's never even said his name. She just

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01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:51,320
Speaker 1: records videos and she's like I miss you baby. Apparently

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01:04:51,360 --> 01:04:54,240
Speaker 1: it's like this Russian scheme where they trapping niggas and

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01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:56,480
Speaker 1: just getting them all fucked up. So she's probably been

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01:04:56,520 --> 01:05:00,280
Speaker 1: doing this to like five or ten different men never

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01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:03,919
Speaker 1: met her in five years. Like people are really dumb,

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01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:07,760
Speaker 1: I know, like they're really dumb. Like it's really I

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01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:11,200
Speaker 1: don't know how they're still this dumb, Like we have

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01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:14,560
Speaker 1: the Internet on our fingertips now, Like how are people

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01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:20,160
Speaker 1: this dumb? How? I think it's people that never get pussy. No, bro, no,

1275
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:23,600
Speaker 1: not getting pissed pussy doesn't make you think about catfish.

1276
01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:27,240
Speaker 1: No offense, but offense, Like they're not the most attractive bunch.

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01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:30,120
Speaker 1: Ugly people have sex all the time, I know, but

1278
01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:34,640
Speaker 1: like they'd be weird weird. This is they're ugly and

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01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:39,120
Speaker 1: bro am I saying something problematic. They're ugly and weird.

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01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,760
Speaker 1: You don't think the ugly weird people have sexed ugly niggas.

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01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:44,440
Speaker 1: And I've fu weird niggas, but I've never sucked an

1282
01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:47,800
Speaker 1: ugly weird nigga. You gotta like, like one is, ugly

1283
01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:50,480
Speaker 1: people do have sex. Weird people do have sex, like

1284
01:05:50,600 --> 01:05:52,840
Speaker 1: you got both, Like no, and that makes them dumb

1285
01:05:52,880 --> 01:05:56,680
Speaker 1: though ugly niggas will either have money or they'll be funny.

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01:05:56,920 --> 01:06:01,120
Speaker 1: And then suddenly I'm like, all right, it's the true.

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01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:04,640
Speaker 1: If you're a good time, i'd be If you're a

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01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:07,680
Speaker 1: good time, I'll go past the looks, or I'll meet

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01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:11,080
Speaker 1: really fine niggas that are bland or weird. But I'm

1290
01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:13,560
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. I didn't did that. Yeah, I'll be

1291
01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:16,680
Speaker 1: shallow as with these fine niggas. But baby, they'd be weird,

1292
01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:20,280
Speaker 1: but they'd be getting pussy because they're fine. Ugly niggas

1293
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:23,040
Speaker 1: get pussy too because they don't have money or be funny.

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01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:27,640
Speaker 1: So at my point or that, that's all. So I

1295
01:06:27,680 --> 01:06:30,440
Speaker 1: ain't gonna hold you. You could be ugly as if

1296
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:33,880
Speaker 1: you like six lists, you're gonna get, you're gonna get. Plus,

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01:06:34,040 --> 01:06:35,800
Speaker 1: I used to snigg that had a lazy eye and

1298
01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:39,240
Speaker 1: he was like six eight you track McGrady. No, just

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01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:45,400
Speaker 1: I'm what what I was gonna ask. Way, I was

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01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:48,040
Speaker 1: actually really friend. Oh I ain't know. We used to

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01:06:48,040 --> 01:06:50,240
Speaker 1: live in Orlando, bitch, I don't know that's a fair point,

1302
01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:54,480
Speaker 1: but oh um he was white. But anyway, now, like

1303
01:06:54,680 --> 01:06:57,440
Speaker 1: you sucked a white guy with a lazy eye, maybe

1304
01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:03,840
Speaker 1: he was six eight and he was you know, we

1305
01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:07,600
Speaker 1: probably to the point. But anyway, I'm the point. Ugly

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01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:10,680
Speaker 1: weirdos probably don't get fucked a lot. You see what

1307
01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:14,040
Speaker 1: I'm saying now, So catfish be ugly weirdos, and the

1308
01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:17,840
Speaker 1: nigga was an ugly weirdo. So I feel like ugly

1309
01:07:17,920 --> 01:07:20,439
Speaker 1: weirdos just have nothing to go off of. They could

1310
01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:22,520
Speaker 1: like live off of that text message that's like I

1311
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:25,320
Speaker 1: love you from days ago. You could just hang onto it.

1312
01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:28,120
Speaker 1: But like hot people don't go through that bullshit. They're

1313
01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:30,600
Speaker 1: gonna know about a catfish, right because you're like more

1314
01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:32,720
Speaker 1: hip to the ship be could you'd be sucking more niggas.

1315
01:07:33,600 --> 01:07:36,600
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. That's just my gauge. I could

1316
01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:39,400
Speaker 1: be wrong. You could be, and I probably am, but

1317
01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:44,800
Speaker 1: you probably are. Okay, maybe who any hudo, We're gonna

1318
01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:48,800
Speaker 1: go ahead and set out this bitch because a bit

1319
01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:54,919
Speaker 1: got because I'm already like I have green Leaf, married

1320
01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:57,600
Speaker 1: to medicine, Real Housewives of Potomac and Real Housewives of

1321
01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:02,280
Speaker 1: Atlanta and inc. Master New Jersey or New York. Bitch,

1322
01:08:02,720 --> 01:08:05,040
Speaker 1: it's in Maryland. I knew it was, Like it's like

1323
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:08,280
Speaker 1: d C. Up here thing. It's an up here thing. No.

1324
01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:11,880
Speaker 1: I was at Try State. That is that considered Try No,

1325
01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:19,839
Speaker 1: Try State, phenectic Connecticut here and oh Jersey, How island

1326
01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:22,439
Speaker 1: in that? Bitch? I know it's close though. First time

1327
01:08:22,520 --> 01:08:24,360
Speaker 1: I saw the Real Housewives of the Stomic, I said,

1328
01:08:24,439 --> 01:08:29,639
Speaker 1: what is Potomac? Also? Boy, oh boy? Could I never

1329
01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:34,720
Speaker 1: say Poughkeepsie? Wow, Poughkeepsie. I was like, po oh, that's

1330
01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:37,040
Speaker 1: where I got, bitch, that's where the funk I was.

1331
01:08:38,439 --> 01:08:40,720
Speaker 1: When oh, when the date? When I went on that

1332
01:08:40,840 --> 01:08:42,559
Speaker 1: date and the and the girlfriend showed up a bit,

1333
01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:45,720
Speaker 1: and I told you, yeah, that's where we were. That's

1334
01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:47,479
Speaker 1: why I was like, oh, bitch, that uber was sixty dollars.

1335
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:49,479
Speaker 1: So that's why I didn't get it. He had to

1336
01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:52,040
Speaker 1: take me home after the girlfriend showed up, and then

1337
01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:53,640
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm over it. That wasn't one of

1338
01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:57,479
Speaker 1: the hardest you ever made me laugh? Dog. First off,

1339
01:08:57,760 --> 01:09:00,400
Speaker 1: calm down, because I can't even remember you down. I'm

1340
01:09:00,439 --> 01:09:03,360
Speaker 1: serious because I remember your inflection when you said it.

1341
01:09:03,439 --> 01:09:06,599
Speaker 1: You said this bit showed up and I was like, oh,

1342
01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:08,519
Speaker 1: hell no. I looked at my uber and it was

1343
01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:13,479
Speaker 1: sixty dollars. I said, let me see what happens, which

1344
01:09:13,560 --> 01:09:17,280
Speaker 1: I was not. I was because, bro, that ship has

1345
01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:19,760
Speaker 1: looked so fucking true. I mean, now I got to money,

1346
01:09:19,760 --> 01:09:21,479
Speaker 1: I don't care a bitch. I don't even check my

1347
01:09:21,560 --> 01:09:26,439
Speaker 1: receipts no more. But it's awful. But when I was poor, bitch,

1348
01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:29,479
Speaker 1: that sixty dollars, I was like, oh no, the choices

1349
01:09:29,520 --> 01:09:31,040
Speaker 1: that I made when I was poor were so much

1350
01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:35,760
Speaker 1: more conscious, Like the convenience money I pay now is ridiculous, bitch.

1351
01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:38,760
Speaker 1: I paid a two hundred dollar bill last night at

1352
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:42,280
Speaker 1: fucking and panata Mama's how do we have twos worth

1353
01:09:42,280 --> 01:09:44,040
Speaker 1: of eponatus? You know why because when I get drunk,

1354
01:09:44,320 --> 01:09:46,120
Speaker 1: I say shots, and there was seven of us. Oh

1355
01:09:46,160 --> 01:09:49,439
Speaker 1: they look her there. Yeah, I guess because I asked

1356
01:09:49,479 --> 01:09:52,560
Speaker 1: for tequila and I didn't know that they do, Like

1357
01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:55,679
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I thought it was like, said,

1358
01:09:55,760 --> 01:10:00,040
Speaker 1: let me get seven shots. Speaking of surveyors, one of

1359
01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:04,519
Speaker 1: my favorite couples on We're not We're not doing this, guys.

1360
01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:06,240
Speaker 1: I want to thank you guys. Y'all got a little

1361
01:10:06,240 --> 01:10:08,240
Speaker 1: extra ten minutes because we're waiting on our next guest.

1362
01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:11,960
Speaker 1: But um, we want to thank everyone who listens to

1363
01:10:12,080 --> 01:10:14,760
Speaker 1: us weekly. But we want to thank especially our patrons.

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01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:16,600
Speaker 1: If you guys are all caught up with all of

1365
01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:20,519
Speaker 1: our episodes, we're sitting on another like fifty over there

1366
01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:24,720
Speaker 1: on Patreon. I also want to make the announcement that,

1367
01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:28,439
Speaker 1: as of what you want to do in November October,

1368
01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:31,040
Speaker 1: as of in the next couple of weeks, we eliminate

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01:10:31,080 --> 01:10:33,840
Speaker 1: in the five dollars here and we will be going

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01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:36,720
Speaker 1: to seven dollars. So if you already have the five

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01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:38,599
Speaker 1: dollars here, not to worry, you're going to be able

1372
01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:41,160
Speaker 1: to keep it, but we are going to be increasing

1373
01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:44,479
Speaker 1: the tier just because you know, we put out seven

1374
01:10:44,560 --> 01:10:46,479
Speaker 1: episodes a month and we felt like the number seven

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01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:50,200
Speaker 1: was lucky. Not to mention, um, you know, we are

1376
01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:52,800
Speaker 1: having increased production costs when it comes to our tour.

1377
01:10:53,280 --> 01:10:57,160
Speaker 1: We're putting a lot of money behind the new projects

1378
01:10:57,200 --> 01:10:59,400
Speaker 1: coming up, you know, whether it be our film, our

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01:10:59,479 --> 01:11:02,400
Speaker 1: production in a v I P experience for you guys,

1380
01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:05,280
Speaker 1: So we want to know that we can take care

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01:11:05,320 --> 01:11:07,320
Speaker 1: of it all and give you the best experience with them.

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01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:12,680
Speaker 1: Extra two dollars yes, um. But um. Also for for

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01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:15,639
Speaker 1: those people who have been patrons for so long, they've

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01:11:15,680 --> 01:11:17,560
Speaker 1: been waiting and I just think it's you know, it

1385
01:11:17,640 --> 01:11:20,479
Speaker 1: makes sense because you're now coming onto a platform where

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01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:24,519
Speaker 1: you're sitting on a ton of fucking bonus content. Um,

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01:11:24,760 --> 01:11:27,680
Speaker 1: so it's it's dope. Um. But we'll definitely be making

1388
01:11:27,680 --> 01:11:33,320
Speaker 1: announcement episodes. She was like, girl, that's it was easy. Yeah, yeah,

1389
01:11:33,400 --> 01:11:35,960
Speaker 1: that's so um but yeah, but I want to thank

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01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:38,519
Speaker 1: all of you guys first and foremost. We are dropping

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01:11:38,560 --> 01:11:40,559
Speaker 1: the tour dates very very soon. Actually, I'm gonna hit

1392
01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:42,360
Speaker 1: our agent today like my nig, and we need these

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01:11:42,439 --> 01:11:44,120
Speaker 1: dates because you guys are one. We get one more

1394
01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:46,280
Speaker 1: goddamn tweet about these dates. We don't know the dates yet,

1395
01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:48,360
Speaker 1: goddamn it. And it's not it's like we have a

1396
01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:50,040
Speaker 1: gauge like ship. We thought our New York shore was

1397
01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:58,760
Speaker 1: one day, it was going to be in December. Yeah no,

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01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:01,960
Speaker 1: I'm leaving it in that um um. But yeah, no,

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01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:05,280
Speaker 1: thank you guys. Um As you know, you can just

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Speaker 1: go to patreon dot com back slash horrible decisions. You

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01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:10,800
Speaker 1: will not be able to search us on the app

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01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:13,559
Speaker 1: because it is an eighteen plus platform. I literally put

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Speaker 1: it is um well for our pages eighteen plus, which

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01:12:17,120 --> 01:12:19,040
Speaker 1: is why they can't search us. Should we take it off,

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01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:21,720
Speaker 1: No bitch, I put post porn on there. I just

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01:12:21,840 --> 01:12:25,400
Speaker 1: posted like an MMF bisexual porn um. I posted the

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01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:30,280
Speaker 1: anal acrobat. But in porn they're like, yeah, so we

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01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:33,920
Speaker 1: post porn um when I'm on other platforms that it's

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01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:36,759
Speaker 1: easy to just put it on there, like everything is there. Anyways,

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01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:38,280
Speaker 1: We're gonna leave you guys with a five minute bonus

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Speaker 1: clip from one of our bonus episodes UM and we're

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Speaker 1: about to be out of here, so thank you for listening.

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Speaker 1: This has been yet another episode of horrible decisions and

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01:12:47,320 --> 01:12:50,560
Speaker 1: now cut it off before we starts talking out. You

1415
01:12:50,640 --> 01:12:53,000
Speaker 1: have to go run. You gotta do. It's gonna be

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01:12:53,080 --> 01:13:00,920
Speaker 1: seven dollars. No. Monogamy has always existed in community, but

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01:13:01,040 --> 01:13:03,599
Speaker 1: just not ethically. So there was like always someone's dad

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01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:07,799
Speaker 1: who had some other n down the street, another country,

1419
01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:10,200
Speaker 1: some other bullshit, right, so there's always someone in your family.

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01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:13,679
Speaker 1: So the the idea that folks have um of color

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01:13:13,760 --> 01:13:18,760
Speaker 1: have not been UM. Non monogamous is a misnomer, right,

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01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:22,400
Speaker 1: So I mean polyamory and non monogamy still exists very

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01:13:22,479 --> 01:13:24,519
Speaker 1: much and most of the parts of the world. And

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01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:27,600
Speaker 1: I won't get it all into the anthropology of it

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01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:30,479
Speaker 1: because I don't want people coming from me anyway. So

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01:13:32,240 --> 01:13:36,120
Speaker 1: so what happens is trying to break down that those habits, right,

1427
01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:40,360
Speaker 1: trying to break down that um that thinking do you

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01:13:40,439 --> 01:13:43,400
Speaker 1: think do you think a lot of it has to

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01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:47,320
Speaker 1: do with also just the church being such a huge

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01:13:47,400 --> 01:13:50,840
Speaker 1: influence um in the black community period. And so when

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01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:54,720
Speaker 1: you tie the church and religion the idea of monogamy

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01:13:54,760 --> 01:13:57,639
Speaker 1: and having one wife and not you know, lasting all

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Speaker 1: of those commandments that you're supposed to find in the Bible,

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Speaker 1: it is pretty much it all goes against non monogamy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so we have this idea that this is how we're

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01:14:07,160 --> 01:14:10,679
Speaker 1: supposed to be just from yeah, just but specifically through

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01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:13,360
Speaker 1: just being raised in the church or going to the church,

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01:14:13,439 --> 01:14:17,599
Speaker 1: and a lot of us in the Black community has Yeah,

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01:14:17,680 --> 01:14:24,080
Speaker 1: but but that's what I'm regardless of they all but yeah,

1440
01:14:25,160 --> 01:14:28,760
Speaker 1: of relationships and marriage, they still hold very strong to

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01:14:28,920 --> 01:14:32,000
Speaker 1: what a communion should be. What in fact, of course,

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01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:34,320
Speaker 1: they go against you know what the pick and choose

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01:14:34,520 --> 01:14:37,120
Speaker 1: they're going again, you're right, absolutely like they're going against it,

1444
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:39,680
Speaker 1: but they're going against it in a way that's like

1445
01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:42,760
Speaker 1: sneaking around, which is what what a sin kind of

1446
01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:45,519
Speaker 1: is right, like sinning in in dark right, as opposed

1447
01:14:45,520 --> 01:14:48,840
Speaker 1: to being like living in that truth as per se. Right.

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01:14:48,840 --> 01:14:50,080
Speaker 1: So that's who you are, that's how you want to

1449
01:14:50,080 --> 01:14:53,080
Speaker 1: express your love. You're not living openly with it, right,

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01:14:53,160 --> 01:14:55,519
Speaker 1: So that's like, oh okay, you know, yeah, I slide

1451
01:14:55,560 --> 01:14:58,120
Speaker 1: off it once in a while or you know, back

1452
01:14:58,160 --> 01:15:00,200
Speaker 1: slid it was a new thing. Black men don't cheat whatever.

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01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:03,040
Speaker 1: So there's like a whole there's there's also like, I mean,

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01:15:03,080 --> 01:15:04,960
Speaker 1: but you also got a tie to what it is, right.

1455
01:15:05,240 --> 01:15:09,360
Speaker 1: I talk a lot with brothers about I'm not interested

1456
01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:12,840
Speaker 1: in replacing white male patriarchy with black mail patriarchy, right,

1457
01:15:12,920 --> 01:15:17,040
Speaker 1: so we have to break down Yeah oh yeah, uh

1458
01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:19,680
Speaker 1: fun that ship. I might get my address in case

1459
01:15:19,720 --> 01:15:24,320
Speaker 1: someone does one to confront me about that. No, so yeah,

1460
01:15:24,439 --> 01:15:27,519
Speaker 1: so it's you're right. I think the church, which was

1461
01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:31,600
Speaker 1: somewhat of a sanctuary for blacks, you know, and have

1462
01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:34,840
Speaker 1: done a lot Yeah that has done has done a

1463
01:15:34,880 --> 01:15:39,240
Speaker 1: lot um for the black community. But I think the

1464
01:15:39,400 --> 01:15:43,760
Speaker 1: church and respectability politics are issues that we need to

1465
01:15:43,960 --> 01:15:47,160
Speaker 1: remove in order for people to be able to um

1466
01:15:47,360 --> 01:15:50,640
Speaker 1: have honest and open relationships with each other, regardless of

1467
01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:53,080
Speaker 1: what is I don't care what the structure if the monogamous,

1468
01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:55,120
Speaker 1: you need to be open, right, So like if you

1469
01:15:55,240 --> 01:15:57,479
Speaker 1: want if you want something, if you want to have

1470
01:15:57,840 --> 01:16:00,040
Speaker 1: anal sex and you identify as a man and you

1471
01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:02,639
Speaker 1: are partner with a woman, you need to be comfortable

1472
01:16:02,680 --> 01:16:04,160
Speaker 1: be able to speak up for that because that's something

1473
01:16:04,200 --> 01:16:07,040
Speaker 1: you desire. And when you repressed that, because you've been

1474
01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:10,240
Speaker 1: oppressed in the country and been given repressive ideas to

1475
01:16:10,280 --> 01:16:12,760
Speaker 1: control you, and you continue that on, then you start

1476
01:16:12,840 --> 01:16:15,639
Speaker 1: resenting your partner because you can't speak up about where

1477
01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:20,080
Speaker 1: have you been the last hundred million, fifty episodes? Well,

1478
01:16:20,160 --> 01:16:22,439
Speaker 1: you know, we have been looking for a black man

1479
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:27,200
Speaker 1: who is into pegging for a long time generally because

1480
01:16:27,439 --> 01:16:30,920
Speaker 1: when we discuss it, yeah, we find that the first

1481
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:34,479
Speaker 1: thing is like, Okay, well he ain't really into U.

1482
01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:36,320
Speaker 1: Din Well, he just want to with niggas. Oh well

1483
01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:38,479
Speaker 1: he's gay. Oh well, y'all bitches just trying to make

1484
01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:41,080
Speaker 1: nigga's gay. And it's this contint I get that one

1485
01:16:41,120 --> 01:16:44,880
Speaker 1: fourth of damn trying to make this gay agenda. Yeah

1486
01:16:45,680 --> 01:16:48,200
Speaker 1: that I'm a part of the gay agenda, and I've

1487
01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:52,040
Speaker 1: seen sweets about it. It's definitely like but it's also

1488
01:16:52,160 --> 01:16:55,720
Speaker 1: just the response, And I said, especially when speaking of sexuality,

1489
01:16:56,080 --> 01:16:57,800
Speaker 1: and if you're gonna sit here and talk about the

1490
01:16:57,840 --> 01:17:00,599
Speaker 1: black man and how they are and have been oppressed

1491
01:17:00,760 --> 01:17:04,600
Speaker 1: for generations to come when it comes to sexuality, we

1492
01:17:04,720 --> 01:17:08,320
Speaker 1: as black women have to allow black men to open

1493
01:17:08,439 --> 01:17:11,759
Speaker 1: up to us in those ways without us being judgmental

1494
01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:14,080
Speaker 1: as well, especially now that we do have the movement

1495
01:17:14,240 --> 01:17:17,400
Speaker 1: of women wanting to be sexually liberated and free and

1496
01:17:17,520 --> 01:17:19,400
Speaker 1: we're allowed to do things, and if we want to

1497
01:17:19,439 --> 01:17:21,920
Speaker 1: have multiple sex partners but not be shamed as hose

1498
01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:25,720
Speaker 1: and if we want that aspect received to us by

1499
01:17:25,760 --> 01:17:28,880
Speaker 1: the black men that we're you know, still seeking, we

1500
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:31,280
Speaker 1: have to allow black men as well to be able

1501
01:17:31,320 --> 01:17:33,519
Speaker 1: to open up sexually about the things that they want

1502
01:17:33,560 --> 01:17:37,759
Speaker 1: without us also oppressing them as if their whole lies

1503
01:17:37,840 --> 01:17:41,160
Speaker 1: they're not oppressed by just society, by white men, by everything,

1504
01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:43,479
Speaker 1: and by each other and by each other. Because we

1505
01:17:44,400 --> 01:17:48,200
Speaker 1: feel safe enough, like I'm always really appreciative to the

1506
01:17:48,240 --> 01:17:50,599
Speaker 1: partners that have that like make me feel like our

1507
01:17:50,680 --> 01:17:53,160
Speaker 1: sex life is safe, like the things that I'm asking

1508
01:17:53,280 --> 01:17:56,680
Speaker 1: for Just because I'm asking for something wild doesn't necessarily

1509
01:17:56,800 --> 01:17:59,720
Speaker 1: mean that because you slapped me while you're inside. I

1510
01:17:59,760 --> 01:18:01,080
Speaker 1: mean means that I would want you to do