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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today's subject

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Speaker 1: my husband and his pretty best friend. But right now

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Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What

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Speaker 1: you got for snap brand spanking knew? I gotta for you?

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Speaker 1: Twenty baby? Christmas lights expiration? Oh really? Alright, I'm still

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Speaker 1: seeing them Christmas lights expiration. They're not coming back the

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Speaker 1: second week, they're coming down. Okay. Hello, So I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to reach James. Yeah, hey, James, how you doing? This

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Speaker 1: is great? I don't want to get neighbors. I live

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Speaker 1: a few streets over from you. How you doing today?

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Speaker 1: I'm doing fine? What's up? This one makes sure I

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Speaker 1: got the right person. You're um sick North Willow Fen Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: what are you crying? What's okay? I'm on I live

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Speaker 1: on Shadow Bend. Man. My name is Greg and I

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Speaker 1: wonder I want to reach out to you. Uh, we

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Speaker 1: seem to have a bit of a problem. Man. You

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Speaker 1: still have your Christmas lights up on the house and

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Speaker 1: what what? What's what's going on? You know? We you know,

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Speaker 1: some of the neighbors have had a conversation when you're

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Speaker 1: gonna take these down? Man. We go through this every

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Speaker 1: year and uh, it ain't no problem. Man. The lights

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Speaker 1: are gonna stay up. Hold on? What what? What? What

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Speaker 1: do you mean they're gonna stay up? Did I start up?

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Speaker 1: I said the lights I'm gonna stay up? You know,

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Speaker 1: go down? Hold on, bro, Christmas is over. The lights

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Speaker 1: aren't finn to stay up? Okay, you nicely and tell

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Speaker 1: you that the lights need to come down? You know,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't even why do you have your

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Speaker 1: lights up after Christmas? Santa Claus? The whole Christmas thing

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Speaker 1: is over? Wait? Wait, wait to go? Wait? Man? What

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Speaker 1: what's your name again? Greg? Of the name? My name

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Speaker 1: is Greg. My name is Greg, and I live on

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Speaker 1: Shadow Bend. I live post Chris over from you. I

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Speaker 1: don't give a about where you live. Man. You know

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Speaker 1: how you get my number? I got your number from

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Speaker 1: the h o A. You know, the president, and I'm

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Speaker 1: the one gave me your number. But that's but that's

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Speaker 1: neither here nor there. The big issue is the Christmas

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Speaker 1: lights just got to contwn. You sound like a joke, man,

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Speaker 1: You sound like a girl fool. What you're gonna take

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Speaker 1: my Christmas? Like? You know? I keep those lights up.

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Speaker 1: You know why I keep those lights up. I'm gonna listening.

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Speaker 1: My mama loves those lights. She she keeps the lights

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Speaker 1: up a little bit longer than usual. But we don't

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Speaker 1: give a about that as long as she's happy. So

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Speaker 1: I'm hearing you with your mama. Understand that. You know

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Speaker 1: you gotta love for your mom. Cool, But the whole

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Speaker 1: neighborhood wants your lights down. So I'm gonna tell you

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Speaker 1: this right here, from neighbor to night. You got to

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Speaker 1: the Mara evening to take them to lights down. If not,

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Speaker 1: I'm take him down. My damn sir. What's that are

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Speaker 1: you coming? Bro? What time are you coming? Okay, I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you what I get off a fine. I'll be

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Speaker 1: at your house about six to take the dinner life down.

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Speaker 1: If you're not, yeah, I'll be looking for you too. Man.

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Speaker 1: You know we got a big family. I'm gonna call

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Speaker 1: my brother and we're gonna meet you. We're gonna meet

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Speaker 1: you because you ain't taking down lights are gonna stay up. Bro, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't care give you and your mama got to

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Speaker 1: take them damn life down. Hold up, brother, what do

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Speaker 1: you say about my mama. I said, you and your

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Speaker 1: mama can take them life there or somebody got to

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Speaker 1: take them down. Mom, you're talking about my mom. We

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Speaker 1: ain't taking down Where did you say you live? I'm

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Speaker 1: shadow being. I'm gonna shown you just you're trying to

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Speaker 1: you're trying to sign your death sentence if you come

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Speaker 1: over to my crib and talk about taking down a

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Speaker 1: mother Christ looks like you. Man, Hey you if I

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Speaker 1: come over there and you and your mama ain't on

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Speaker 1: the ladder trying to get the lights off that house,

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Speaker 1: then I'm taking them down. Hey man, you you're talking

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Speaker 1: about my mama taking down the light. I've got a

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Speaker 1: baseball back for your mother and everybody at the h

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Speaker 1: O A I al, I don't everybody at that club?

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Speaker 1: You in whatever, h and whatever. I'm you up, mother,

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Speaker 1: I'm you up? Okay? Well if you if you meet up,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna have to You're gonna have to time me

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Speaker 1: up too. She's I want to. He's the one told

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Speaker 1: us you had the lights on the house and hadn't

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Speaker 1: taken them down. Comedy one time? Who I mean you

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Speaker 1: can you get over here right now? I can't. I

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Speaker 1: can't come. I'll tell you what I've come through there,

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Speaker 1: Me and Timmy both come through that. If that's what

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Speaker 1: you want, Come on, mother, your silly Okay, So, so

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Speaker 1: can I say something that? So what? Mother? Can I

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Speaker 1: I say one more thing to you? Man? You ain't

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Speaker 1: gotta say you say that when you get over here.

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Speaker 1: You're talking about my mama. Man, Okay, hey, hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: hey hey, calm down, dude, calm down. Okay, I'm down

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Speaker 1: about what? God? Can I say something else? I say

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Speaker 1: one more thing that the one more thing. What all

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say is this In a few times from

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Did you say, oh you you

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Speaker 1: got to be kidding me? Man? Man, you gotta damn

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Speaker 1: you all right? Man? No? Man? Ain't you all right? Man?

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Speaker 1: What you got my blood pressure up? What? He? James?

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Speaker 1: You got some labors? Russell and shot Nis. Russell and

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Speaker 1: shot Nis. They are the ones that got me to

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Speaker 1: prank call you bad. They ain't gonna get no Christmas

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Speaker 1: present for me next year that I have some boys. Man. Wow,

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Speaker 1: you was heated by Oh man, you was heated man.

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Speaker 1: One thing I don't know about you, Jane. You love

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Speaker 1: your mama, don't you? I love I love it to death. Man,

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Speaker 1: you you you had to take it there. That ain't right, man,

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Speaker 1: oh man, hafter tw twenty. You gotta let me know, man,

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Speaker 1: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the land. Let me here. Oh god, but

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey in the morning show. Men, Now you haven't

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Speaker 1: that got that got tense right there that I think

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Speaker 1: I went too far. I think I got talking about people.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Okay, I didn't know what else to say.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to get you nervous. Yes you did, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you went' hard in the pain on now and telling

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Speaker 1: t and he should told both take that shirt off.

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Speaker 1: Shout out to the cathe all capols, come hang out

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Speaker 1: with your boy and shot in North Carolina. I am

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Speaker 1: at the Comedy Zone January six through the nineteenth. That's Thursday,

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Speaker 1: Friday and Saturday and Sunday four days. Baby tickets don't

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Speaker 1: see it right now. And if you come to town

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Speaker 1: so a uk A side, come on that wear your shirt.

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Speaker 1: And if you're on the capit just come on out

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Speaker 1: and weird shirt. Now you're ja nothing. We've been told

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Speaker 1: you want everybody everybody puts okay, okay, now we ain't

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Speaker 1: gonna sit here. Look at everybody. Okay, okay, keep on here,

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Speaker 1: keep on wipe it down, okay, get wiped down. At

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Speaker 1: the same time with the came with a came don't

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Speaker 1: let them cane show up at y'all shirting on mother.

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Speaker 1: He was showing love. Everybody in the night isn't back.

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Speaker 1: We're coming in with canes. Oh man, you're really upset

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Speaker 1: about that. Yeah, now he didn't apologize. Now going on

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Speaker 1: now not gone but termine term. He ain't doing nothing.

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Speaker 1: He what he ain't doing. He apologize to everything, but

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Speaker 1: not gone. Now he wear with company, come over. He

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Speaker 1: wants to learn to dance for sure that I don't

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Speaker 1: know the dancer either, and I'm not trying to learn it.

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Speaker 1: He came up with a cane side to side, learn

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Speaker 1: how to toilet? Let's go. Oh man, why don't they

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Speaker 1: do that anymore? I don't know. It just went just

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Speaker 1: fade to that, not that they don't do it anymore.

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Speaker 1: Becau himmy has just taken over more popularity. Oh is

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Speaker 1: it shimmy acute? Sexy? Come? Yeah? They yeah? They sweet

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Speaker 1: with it, you know, shoulders up and dine, you know? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what is that? Well? We gotta move on, Thank you

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Speaker 1: nephew anyway, and up next it is the Strawberry Letter

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Speaker 1: for today. The subject my husband and his pretty best friend.

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Speaker 1: Will get into that right after this