WEBVTT - Mrs. Mashgalopsis Calls the Dentist

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tappen.

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<v Speaker 2>The return of Miss Moscas.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, yes, all right. So Donna is working at a

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<v Speaker 3>doctor's office. So her daughter said, I want to call

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<v Speaker 3>my mom and phone tapper because she gets all weird

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<v Speaker 3>people calling at the doctor's So miss moshcallopsis.

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<v Speaker 1>Is Josh trying to make an appointment? She's just an

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<v Speaker 1>old lady. Yeah, let's see what happens. Will she get

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<v Speaker 1>the appointment?

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<v Speaker 3>Let's find out in today's Daniel phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Tap doctor Tanasa's office.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, I need to make an appointment.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you been here before?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm a new patient.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't sit down anymore, so I think I need

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<v Speaker 3>to come in, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, I don't understand it. Do you have some

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<v Speaker 2>sort of mental problem?

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<v Speaker 3>My son Marvin when he bought me to you know

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<v Speaker 3>the cushion that you put on the knee when you

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<v Speaker 3>have any problems, and I put it undern but I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I still can't sit down. I'm in so much pain.

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<v Speaker 1>I really got to come in and see the doctor.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh, ma'am, this is a dentist office. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>need to make an appointment for your teeth.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to come in for my hammorrhoids. You're what

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<v Speaker 1>my hemorrhods?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait a minute, you're hemorrhoids are no? No, no, this is

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<v Speaker 2>this is to do with the mouth, ma'am. This is

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<v Speaker 2>cheeth gum. Are you having an issue like that?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't have hemorrhoids in my mouth. I have hemorrhods

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<v Speaker 3>in my my butt talks area. That's where I have

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<v Speaker 3>my hemorrhoids.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, well, ma'am, this is a dentist office. Like

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<v Speaker 2>I said several times, I no, that's.

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<v Speaker 3>Why I'm calling you because your adopted and I need

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<v Speaker 3>a doctor's helm. My name is Missus marsh Gallopsis. You

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<v Speaker 3>want me to spell that for you?

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<v Speaker 2>Now? What I need you to do is hang up

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<v Speaker 2>with me.

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<v Speaker 3>But if I hang on with you, I haven't made

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<v Speaker 3>my palming yet. So I can be there tomorrow morning

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<v Speaker 3>at eight am.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, No, you can't be here at eight am

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<v Speaker 2>because we can't help you.

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<v Speaker 1>You do you open at eight thirty?

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<v Speaker 2>Hermorhis have to deal with the anal area. We do

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<v Speaker 2>not handle that.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't talk about stuff like that's my buttocks every

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<v Speaker 3>you thank you?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, we handle teeth now if you

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<v Speaker 2>have a two things I don't have ta you need

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<v Speaker 2>an extraction or root came out? Did you ever go

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<v Speaker 2>for cleaning or X raising your cleaning of your I

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<v Speaker 2>do need.

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<v Speaker 1>My my buttocks area clean. It's fine. I do a

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<v Speaker 1>good job.

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<v Speaker 2>You have a problem like a hemorrhoid in your mouth,

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<v Speaker 2>which we don't call it that. It could be an abscess.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not handling your situation. We need to handle peace peace,

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<v Speaker 2>but I don't need it. But do you have teeth

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<v Speaker 2>growing out of your backside? Ma'am?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking now? You're talking crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not talking crazy. Do you understand two different openings?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, you going in and the other one was

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<v Speaker 2>fool going out?

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<v Speaker 1>You're ridden out. You're being rude.

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<v Speaker 2>I told you we don't this good handle chut.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you don't like old people? Is that what

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<v Speaker 1>it is? You just don't like? It's not nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I've had enough.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, maybe if my boss, if I have my boss.

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<v Speaker 2>And make the apoM of moment you actually work.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, have a boss. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>My boss's name is Elvis.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Elvis is a performer. He dies like in the seventies.

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<v Speaker 3>No, he's not.

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<v Speaker 1>He's really my boss. This is me Om and Arrow

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<v Speaker 1>from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. And you got

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<v Speaker 1>phone tap?

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<v Speaker 2>What your daughter?

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<v Speaker 1>She plays this?

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<v Speaker 2>O god I am so I'm at work right now,

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<v Speaker 2>carrying on like a lunatic.

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone table was pre

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<v Speaker 1>recorded with permission granted by Authorty Space.

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<v Speaker 3>The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 3>the Morning Show.