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Speaker 1: Oh my god, what's wrong, nephew. It's always height on

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Speaker 1: Who it's Why can't it be by intelligence because you ain't. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Junior with truth be told. God, what do I listen? Charley?

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Speaker 1: today's national news and headlines. But right now it is

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Speaker 1: time for the nephew with running that prank back your trash?

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Speaker 1: Thank you know your trash, Thank your trash. Thanks it's

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Speaker 1: garb Yeah, spell like flowers. Hello. Hello, Hey, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: You say you calling me because you sail my trash,

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, they say, yours is the one that's really speaking. Man.

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Speaker 1: If you could actually maybe put it in, put it

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Speaker 1: and I'm not moving over Chad, I paid rent over here,

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Speaker 1: my brother. Hey, we're not gonna go back, and I'm

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Speaker 1: whether that's the problem, the problem is that you took

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go back and forth with you. Man

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Speaker 1: came down. What you're gonna do? You ain't gonna call

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Speaker 1: me telling me take my chance? I say, right over here, okay,

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Speaker 1: how if everybody's smelling my chad out of everybody on

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Speaker 1: to get your trash in the backyard. My chass ain't

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Speaker 1: going no down. Well, and how come you the one you?

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Speaker 1: How come my next or naving ain't called? How come

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Speaker 1: This is what we decide on the case we got

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Speaker 1: to this situation with you, just that I just come

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Speaker 1: there and take it out that way. All the smell

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna come over there and put the trash in

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Speaker 1: if you come over here, you might well call PSI,

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Speaker 1: because that's who you're gonna need to come over here.

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Speaker 1: Bring all of them. They had a fablem saying my

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Speaker 1: I mean you, you're trying. You're trying to You're trying

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Speaker 1: I go out to Polo when that when that when

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Speaker 1: you what I'm gonna do. And how do did you

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Speaker 1: I got your number for one of the neighbors on

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Speaker 1: Won't you get to the meet of the problem. The

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Speaker 1: to hell y'all pillpoint my chad out? Everybody else trads

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Speaker 1: I don't know what of it. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: But everybody's saying everybody's saying it swerve trash, that's that's stark,

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Speaker 1: that's too much lands. That needs to be going thro time.

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Speaker 1: And see what I think. It's that chang out there

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Speaker 1: and it's gonna say out there I said it ain't

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Speaker 1: come get it, and you ain't coming over No, let's

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Speaker 1: see that's where you run swam out. I ain't coming

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Speaker 1: over there. I'm coming over there, and I'm gonna take

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Speaker 1: that trance and put it in the backyard. To too.

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Speaker 1: Now you're gonna try to get it in my way whatever,

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Speaker 1: but I got to come on over get the chance,

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Speaker 1: and if I tell you what, bring y'all over here

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Speaker 1: right now, I'll put on my tooth. I'm standing on

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Speaker 1: the point right now. Bring at the call. Come on

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Speaker 1: rec over whatever you go. I rec on one street

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Speaker 1: over and I'm smelling your man trash. Take your change

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Speaker 1: out my make smell. But you ain't there to come

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Speaker 1: take it out and set you that a lift swerves.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this word, man, I call back now,

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Speaker 1: excuse me? Tell call about that? Who in the hell

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Speaker 1: told you called me? Swear? Call me that? Okay? What?

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Speaker 1: That's what they call you? What's wrong? Me called what's wrong?

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Speaker 1: We called you? You don't call me that name? Now

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Speaker 1: you saying my chance? Come over here and take the

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Speaker 1: chance out. Hey, man, I ain't. I ain't nobody sitting

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Speaker 1: there scatter you swear. I'm telling to I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: show you went on the two okay way, and then

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Speaker 1: then it is what it is bottom Land. I'm on

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Speaker 1: my way over at the mood that damn trash. Come over,

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Speaker 1: Come over here, come over here moving. I'm on the

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Speaker 1: fort's right now, come on over this meet me. I'm

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Speaker 1: about the mask. Thank you, trash you guys, I'm standing

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Speaker 1: right and doing now. Okay, well, I tell you what

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Speaker 1: I'm on my way. Nah, And guess what I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: do when I get over that. You ain't gonna do

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Speaker 1: you're gonna do. I'm gonna tell you my damn name

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Speaker 1: when I get over that. My name is Nephew till

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Speaker 1: Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got

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Speaker 1: franked by your cousin or Reese. Oh, thank you out

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Speaker 1: of Yeah. Hey man, I gotta ask yourself, dog, what

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Speaker 1: is what is the baddest and I mean the baddest

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Speaker 1: radio show in the land, that is trash stake? Like

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Speaker 1: I only have one one trash day in my neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: I mean you got to we have the recycled day,

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Speaker 1: one trash day. I got one trash can I put

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Speaker 1: all everything in one. I ain't separating, no, because that's

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Speaker 1: not I'm not doing. I see one truck come up

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Speaker 1: through that, so you you are it's trash anyway. I'm

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Speaker 1: not separating it, to separate j What about the environment

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Speaker 1: and the planet for your grandchildren? They can do that

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Speaker 1: down to the plant. Okay, we can sort it out.

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Speaker 1: How's your little grandson Never Never, oh man, I haven't

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Speaker 1: seen Never about a couple of weeks. But I did

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Speaker 1: talk to him on the phone, and he wouldn't come

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Speaker 1: to the phone. I could hear him in the back,

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Speaker 1: don't daddy never? You know what? Rich people go green?

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Speaker 1: Or I don't know what. You ain't never seen it on? Man?

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Speaker 1: Just that money, man, that's money, right, that money? I

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Speaker 1: think I ain't been to my trash it is? Who

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Speaker 1: takes your trash out? Somebody? You're listening to the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. There's something interesting we found. Uh, here's

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Speaker 1: the question. What would someone learn about you by looking

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Speaker 1: through your phone? Your name sticks out and that's nephew.

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Speaker 1: So what do you say? We swap phones and then

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Speaker 1: we discuss what they found in each other's phone? Who

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Speaker 1: wrote this a great story? There ain't no great story. People,

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Speaker 1: y'all trying to break up a happy home. Give me

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Speaker 1: your phone, nephew. How much would someone know about you

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Speaker 1: just by looking through your phone? That's a question for you. Tommy,

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Speaker 1: what's the first thing they realize about you? That I

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Speaker 1: like a lot of stuff naked when people when people call,

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Speaker 1: they picture pop up naked. It's a lot of neck

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Speaker 1: it go on over here. So that if you just

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Speaker 1: want to know without looking naked? Nah, what else you

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Speaker 1: need to know? Steve? Well, to be honest with you,

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Speaker 1: you would see a lot of motivation no stuff, okay, dreams,

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Speaker 1: aspirational stuff, inspirational stuff, motivational stuff. You really would I

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Speaker 1: really wouldn't. I wouldn't have a problem for a person.

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Speaker 1: Solve my phone. Okay ten years ago, Steve, you couldn't

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Speaker 1: touch this damn phone. Twelve years brod slep with duct

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Speaker 1: take to my thigh. That's faithful ductor you know it's

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Speaker 1: bad when you got your phone in the shower with

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Speaker 1: you in a zip lock bags. Too much nobody got

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Speaker 1: to have the phone, Sherley. Remember I'd had my phones

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Speaker 1: on the desk at I had three. Yes, we're too

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Speaker 1: much going on? Back in? What am I gonna find

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Speaker 1: out about you? And here? If I get your phone, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I know a lot of single wins, a lot of

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Speaker 1: phone numbers in this phone. I'm right. He called a

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Speaker 1: lot of coming through and if I want me up,

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Speaker 1: I did get one. I'll be doing so you come

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Speaker 1: through the day. I'm not gonna make it. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: call you back. Hey, how do you doing the day?

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Speaker 1: Come through that now, I'm busy, right, okay, thank you

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Speaker 1: talking to you? Am I gonna all You're gonna see

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Speaker 1: a lot of low light videos, very low the light.

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Speaker 1: The light is really you're not gonna be able to

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Speaker 1: make out what's really going on now. The sound is great,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna be able to hear O. My league can't

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Speaker 1: go like that, but you're not gonna be able to

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Speaker 1: see because the light is very low, the lightest, it's

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Speaker 1: almost no light. But you know what, sometimes I record,

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Speaker 1: I just go for sound. I mean, I just won't sound.

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Speaker 1: I don't really need visual, you know, just to recapture

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Speaker 1: that moment in audio, you know what I'm saying. But

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Speaker 1: the light is real low on a lot of my videos.

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Speaker 1: A lot you're like, I think I see somebody, but

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Speaker 1: I don't know what what what the hell is that? That? So?

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Speaker 1: What what the hell is? But I don't know who

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Speaker 1: just walked? Just what? All right? All right? This is

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Speaker 1: a crazy transition right here with Steve please introduce miss

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Speaker 1: and sorry missing, We're gonna breathe a little bit. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: and trip, thank you, thank you, thank you, And I'm

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Speaker 1: not telling. I'm not telling. Okay, good morning, everybody. This

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Speaker 1: is a trip with the news, all right. That was

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Speaker 1: the chairman of the Senate Finance Committee, or in Hatch yesterday,

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Speaker 1: attempting to maintain order on Capitol Hill, where protesters in

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Speaker 1: wheelchairs interrupted a hearing on the GOP's latest healthcare proposal.

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Speaker 1: They were shouting things like no cuts to Medicaid and

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Speaker 1: save our liberty. The disabled demonstrates eventually forcibly removed from

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Speaker 1: the hearing room by Capitol Hill police. The Republican bill

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Speaker 1: seeks to replace Obamacare by lumping Medicaid dollars into block

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Speaker 1: grants to be redistributed to the states. In other words,

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Speaker 1: the states would then be able to do what they

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Speaker 1: want with the money. At last word, three GOP senators

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Speaker 1: were voting against the measure, which effectively sinks it if

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Speaker 1: they do not change their minds. The White House is

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Speaker 1: refusing to accept the charge at President Trump is failing

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Speaker 1: to respect the constitution right to free speech by disparaging

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Speaker 1: NFL plays who kneel as a former protest during the

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Speaker 1: national anthem. White House folksperson Sarah hucky B Sanders says

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Speaker 1: that the President is not attacking the NFL. She insists

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Speaker 1: he's not He's an emphasizing sports. You're missing the entire

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Speaker 1: purpose of the message. He's emphasizing something that should be unifying.

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Speaker 1: Celebrating and promoting patriotism in our country is something that

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Speaker 1: should bring everybody together. Well, Trump suggested that people boycott

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Speaker 1: the league's games, and he tweeted that such displays or

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Speaker 1: protests would not be seen at NASCAR events. Now. Critics

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Speaker 1: warned that Trump appears to be soaking racial tensions again,

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Speaker 1: since many of the people involved in NASCAR, not all,

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Speaker 1: but many have been accused of racism in the past.

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Speaker 1: In fact, when then First Lady Michelle Obama made an

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Speaker 1: appearance at a NASCAR event a few years ago, you

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Speaker 1: may remember she was rudely treated and booed by most

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Speaker 1: in the virtually white crowd. By the way, Trump may

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Speaker 1: not like this. The ninety seven year old World War

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Speaker 1: Two veterans in Missouri posed for a picture over the

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Speaker 1: weekend taking a knee. John Middlemass is white. He says

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Speaker 1: he took the picture to spread the message of love.

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Speaker 1: Referring to the NFL, John Middlemass says, quote, those kids

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Speaker 1: have every right to protest. His grandson posted the photo

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Speaker 1: online and it has gone viral. Target now the latest

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Speaker 1: retailer to announced that it's base a rate of pay

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Speaker 1: is going to be raised little by little to fifteen

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Speaker 1: dollars an hour by the end of twenty Target says

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Speaker 1: it's going to begin raising its sub minimum wage next month.

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Speaker 1: And today is National Voter Registration Day. Remember that, folks

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Speaker 1: and National Better Breakfast Day. Have an egg on me.

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Speaker 1: This has been and trip. We'll be back with Eugene

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Speaker 1: the Butterfly and twenty minutes after the hour, stay tuned

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Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve introduced Jay, so

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Speaker 1: Jay can introduced the Butterfly. Ladies and gentlemen, do you know,

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Speaker 1: come on, do you the butterfly? Good morning everywhere? Good morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm surely college jul and you take Anthony Brown, good morning,

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Speaker 1: good morning, good morning, good morning. Thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: That's the way I want to intro. Good morning to everyone. Listen.

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Speaker 1: I have come up with the latest thing that I'm

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Speaker 1: getting ready to do, and I hope all you all

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Speaker 1: can get behind me. I really want to get behind

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Speaker 1: me on this one. Oh my god, I am creating

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Speaker 1: my own dead and break Why is that funny? I am.

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Speaker 1: It's only gonna be a like six room, but you

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Speaker 1: know it'll be a kitchen when you can come in there,

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Speaker 1: you can have your breakfast. But anyway, it's a bed

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Speaker 1: and breakfast, and I want all of you all to

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Speaker 1: be at my grand opening. I just what I really

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Speaker 1: need is a title for they'll be all name. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if I wanted to eat a name. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if I wanted to be Eugene's Bend and

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Speaker 1: Breakfast or Butterfly Bed and Breakfast, you know, but if

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Speaker 1: I just want something that's gonna be catchy. But I

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Speaker 1: want all of you all to come do the first

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Speaker 1: night at my bed and break Why don't you call

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Speaker 1: it the bed breakfast? Don't do pork? But that even

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Speaker 1: helpful when when when you greet people, they'll get the idea.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's what he got the name up. Seriously, do

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Speaker 1: you think I love the three bees Butterfly Bed and Breakfast?

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Speaker 1: I thank you, butter Carl. You have any ideas. I

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Speaker 1: want something with the butterfly. And now you know, you

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Speaker 1: know the name of my butterfly, butterfly, I am pussy

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Speaker 1: cat swallow tail. So I don't know if that could

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Speaker 1: be a part of it. But that's gonna for me.

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Speaker 1: Not I've never stopped there. You might want to keep

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Speaker 1: going around. It sounds like a strip club. Yes, I

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Speaker 1: got out a name. Nice. It's a really good stomach.

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Speaker 1: Stomach's gonna come and get full for you. I'm okay,

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Speaker 1: let me hear. I'm no foolishness. Butterflies sleeping eat, sleeping

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Speaker 1: sleeping eat. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, you know I

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Speaker 1: don't like you just shot it down, Stephen, Do you

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Speaker 1: have one for me? I told it to you. I'm

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Speaker 1: not pork but Steve, okay, porky. Why you can't never

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Speaker 1: get behind me on something? Why you can't you can

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Speaker 1: never give ah me. I'm trying to give you a

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Speaker 1: shot because a lot of people are already behind you.

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Speaker 1: So why would I get better? We gotta go. Um uh,

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Speaker 1: it's comedy Roulette coming up at thirty four after the hour.

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Speaker 1: Back with that. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: All right, it is time for comedy Roulette Steven, Jay,

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Speaker 1: Tommy and Jr. Come on, Jay quickly said this one

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Speaker 1: every week. It's the same thing. You test our comedy ability.

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Speaker 1: Put five steps on the wheel. When the wheel stop,

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Speaker 1: let it rip, because that's what we do. Baby. Here

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Speaker 1: are the five subjects, Thank you, j Number one, people

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Speaker 1: who don't like plantings. That's me. That's me. Don't put

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Speaker 1: that on my plate. That is not a banana, alright.

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Speaker 1: Number two, stop lying you're smoking something? Yeah, alright. Number

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Speaker 1: three whiskey breaths for people who get get on other

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Speaker 1: people's nerves. That's number four. And number five I thought

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Speaker 1: they were dead already. It was a just say that.

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Speaker 1: All right, come on, let's go with the wheel so

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Speaker 1: it stops. Did it already? Did it all? Read London Trump?

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Speaker 1: Uh oh, stop lying you're smoking. I know you smoking something.

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Speaker 1: We've been at this light for an hour and a

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Speaker 1: half and you ain't moved. Everybody is passing us and

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Speaker 1: we're still sitting here and you got that daze look

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Speaker 1: on your face. You know something. Don't tell me you

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Speaker 1: ain't not not not. I know exactly what to tell

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Speaker 1: these people. With my family, somebody got on the phone

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Speaker 1: with me and said, I'm thirty six months pregnant. I said, hey,

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Speaker 1: how do you smoke himself? That babd three? Okay, put

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Speaker 1: you put your put the phone to your stuff and

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Speaker 1: let me talk to this day. I know you smoke.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, I asked you. I asked you who you

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Speaker 1: went to the party with, and you said it was

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Speaker 1: you and scoop it do you're smoking? You're really smoking?

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Speaker 1: You own something. Man. You leave out somebody's house and

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Speaker 1: you get to the stair when you head down the

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Speaker 1: steps and you look back and your boy just standing

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Speaker 1: there looking at the steps, and you gotta go. Come on, dogs,

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Speaker 1: just some steps, Come on, dogs, just step down? Man,

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Speaker 1: What the hell going on? Yeah? Yo know I had

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Speaker 1: a dude do that one time. Just stopped at the step.

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Speaker 1: I said, boy, you're here, so how coming mountain? Come on?

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00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:49,800
Speaker 1: You ain't high, but your eyes are crimson red. Really really,

631
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 1: you ain't smoking nothing nothing. Your eyes are crimson red.

632
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,400
Speaker 1: You're smoking something, man, I'm gonna tell you tell you

633
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:01,440
Speaker 1: know he really smoking. When they've been missing for two

634
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 1: weeks and they come back like they just left for

635
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 1: teen minutes ago. Okay, you smoke up. Everybody looking for you.

636
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:15,880
Speaker 1: I know they're smoking because they always showed right before

637
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 1: the holiday. Here, when you decide you're gonna wash your hair,

638
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,880
Speaker 1: you go in the bathroom. There's a sink there, there's

639
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,920
Speaker 1: a bath tub there. Why are you in the tarlet

640
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:39,880
Speaker 1: in your hat? You okay, come up around with your

641
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:43,360
Speaker 1: boys talking. He waited to everybody to get through, and

642
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 1: he said, you know what that thing, I'm going and

643
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 1: buy that new but got it, yeah, got it smoked.

644
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 1: And so you tell me you ain't smoking him. But

645
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 1: it's a lot of little, dark, little whole, little burn

646
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:15,799
Speaker 1: holes on everything everything. You take one shirt out, it's

647
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 1: got burned holes on it. You pull another shirt out,

648
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 1: it's got burnt holes on your cossie, burnt holes everywhere everywhere.

649
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:30,720
Speaker 1: This is how you know you're smoking. Man, Janet Jason

650
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:39,360
Speaker 1: came to see Okay, okay, okay, man, I ain't gotta picture.

651
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 1: Next you'll be back to have you tell me sprank.

652
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:48,879
Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show,

653
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 1: all right, coming up at the top of the hour,

654
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:53,800
Speaker 1: right about four minutes after, it'll be time for today's

655
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:58,400
Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. But first it's the nephew with the prank.

656
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 1: Phone call. You married your brother? What im talk to

657
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 1: both of them? You're married your brother. I'm just saying,

658
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:17,279
Speaker 1: I'm just put seatbelt on. I'm just saying for your

659
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 1: life at this point, I'm just telling you said like that,

660
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 1: Are you pranking? People don't like what? Yes? Color moment?

661
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:36,279
Speaker 1: What it is? Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach a

662
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 1: common This is she Hi Carmen. My name is Keith Keeping.

663
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 1: I'm calling you from insurance group. Hi. How are you good?

664
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 1: You and your husband? What is it? Harvey? Harvey? Is

665
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:53,279
Speaker 1: that right? Yes? Okay, you guys actually put applications and

666
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 1: actually went in and got your physicals done for Life insurance, right, Yeah, Yeah,

667
00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:59,880
Speaker 1: that's correct. Okay. I actually I'm calling you from the

668
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,880
Speaker 1: insurance group. I have you alls, lab results and everything

669
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 1: as far as your physicals and blood tests and things

670
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 1: of that nature. Is there any way I could possibly

671
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:10,919
Speaker 1: talk to both of you guys at the same time,

672
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 1: You and Harvey. Is that possible? Um? Well, sure, he's

673
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,360
Speaker 1: at work right now, but I can get him on

674
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 1: the five. Okay. It would be uh, it would be

675
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 1: kind of easy if I kind of explained everything to

676
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 1: both of you guys at the same time. Is that

677
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 1: if that's okay, Okay, some wrong, Uh No, nothing's wrong.

678
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:27,480
Speaker 1: I mean I think I need to just try to

679
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 1: bring a few things that you guys attention. But I

680
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 1: think you know, after that, it's pretty much you guys

681
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:33,320
Speaker 1: decision on what you do. But I just wanted to

682
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,360
Speaker 1: let you know a few things about you know, the

683
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 1: results and things of that nature, life, insurance, the whole

684
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 1: nine yards. Okay, okay, here, hold on, let me stop

685
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:50,359
Speaker 1: talking to them on the phone. Hey babe, Hey, sweetheart. Um, look,

686
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 1: I got the insurance people on the line. They want

687
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 1: to get both of us on the phone to talk

688
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:59,040
Speaker 1: to us about the insurance stuff. Hey, Harvey, are you

689
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:02,879
Speaker 1: doing this? Is Keith from the insurance group. How are you? Hey?

690
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 1: Good with that? Nikki? Good? Good? Listen. Um, I wanted

691
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:07,880
Speaker 1: to give you guys a call and kind of follow up.

692
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 1: And you guys did physicals and blood tests and the

693
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:12,279
Speaker 1: whole nine yards, and I wanted to give you guys

694
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:13,840
Speaker 1: a call. It's kind of better if I talked to

695
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 1: both of you guys at the same time. So if

696
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 1: you have a minute that we could actually use a

697
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 1: kind of get some of this information out to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

698
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:23,359
Speaker 1: I'm fine, I'm gonna break right now. I'm good. Okay, great.

699
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:25,720
Speaker 1: First of all, we've gotten all your your lab results

700
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:28,720
Speaker 1: back everything, and I kind of got a few questions

701
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:31,880
Speaker 1: for you guys that I'm a little puzzled on. How

702
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 1: long have you guys actually been married. We've been again

703
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,959
Speaker 1: two years, okay, now prior to being married three years.

704
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:40,960
Speaker 1: How long did you guys know each other before you

705
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:46,760
Speaker 1: got married? About five and a half five six kids? Okay,

706
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 1: you guys have been knowing each other pretty close to

707
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:51,840
Speaker 1: nine years now all together. Yeah, okay, are you actually

708
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 1: from the same hometowns? You grew up in the same hometown? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

709
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 1: we grew up. I mean if I'm I'm sorry this

710
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 1: I mean, is this about the insurance or well, I

711
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 1: mean there are a few things that's that's actually uh puzzling, Carmen,

712
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:11,799
Speaker 1: that we need to this this this is some news

713
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 1: that I actually didn't want to bring you guys. I mean,

714
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 1: we have to, I have to actually give you this news.

715
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:19,720
Speaker 1: Looking at our records, looking at all the test results,

716
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:21,239
Speaker 1: and let me be the person to tell you that

717
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:24,360
Speaker 1: we run these results over and over and over trying

718
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 1: to make sure we are completely a hundred and right, Okay,

719
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 1: it's a problem with the test. Well, looking at our test, guys,

720
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 1: Harvey Carmen, it's indicating that you guys are related. And

721
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:41,040
Speaker 1: nine times I attend you are you guys are siblings?

722
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 1: Hold on, man, what and I understand the shot It

723
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:52,000
Speaker 1: took me. It's like everything I had to make this

724
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:53,920
Speaker 1: phone call. I did not want to make it. But

725
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 1: looking at our records, and we went over these records

726
00:49:56,760 --> 00:50:00,200
Speaker 1: over and over and and and the blow works shold

727
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:08,839
Speaker 1: us that you guys are actually siblings. Man, kid, are

728
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:13,680
Speaker 1: you serious? You know this is not a this is

729
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:16,160
Speaker 1: not a laughing matter, not a joking matter. You know,

730
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 1: Like I said, I did not want to call with

731
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:22,759
Speaker 1: this information. What you did make the call? Man? Look you,

732
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:26,400
Speaker 1: I don't know what. You need to go back and

733
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 1: and and double check your records or something. Because we've

734
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:33,839
Speaker 1: been married three brief check with the laugh, man, can

735
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 1: you check with the laugh? And like Paul is back

736
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:39,880
Speaker 1: and I and I knew those questions would have come up,

737
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:42,279
Speaker 1: and we we went over it. We went over it

738
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:45,359
Speaker 1: and over and over it. Y'all need to go over

739
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:50,480
Speaker 1: again because oh babe, I got this. You make the

740
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 1: call and this gotta be wrong. So what you need

741
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:57,000
Speaker 1: to do is make another call and call the lab

742
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:58,919
Speaker 1: and call us back and let us know that you either.

743
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:02,319
Speaker 1: So they made a mistake of a You're talking about

744
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 1: me and my wife, and I understand it hard, Harry.

745
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,600
Speaker 1: Let me ask you this is it possible, you know?

746
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:10,400
Speaker 1: And this is just a question. Is it possible that

747
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:13,200
Speaker 1: your dad and maybe her mom maybe knew each other

748
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:16,799
Speaker 1: at some point? And what you say by my mom

749
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:20,239
Speaker 1: and dad that that that's so straight. Look at you

750
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:22,359
Speaker 1: need to haven go back and do whatever you need

751
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:24,399
Speaker 1: to do. But I think you what you say something

752
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 1: like that again, I think my gay is gonna be

753
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:28,880
Speaker 1: coming down that beat you. I'm saying that like that,

754
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:31,959
Speaker 1: hold on baby, hold on baby, baby, baby, hold on baby,

755
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:35,880
Speaker 1: I got this, hold on, I got a baby. I

756
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 1: gotta how you're gonna call me with you what you

757
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:42,160
Speaker 1: don't know? You from people? Dude like that? But that

758
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:44,640
Speaker 1: ain't all I'm I'm doing, sir. It's bringing you the

759
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 1: result or I should bring me results in personally, and

760
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:51,440
Speaker 1: that I whop you. That's what I'm talking about. Hey, sorry,

761
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:53,440
Speaker 1: even if you beat the messenger at the end of

762
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:55,800
Speaker 1: the day, that's still your sister. At the end of

763
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:57,600
Speaker 1: the day, I'm gonna whanp you like. I don't care

764
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:01,400
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. Nothing he ain't my brother got

765
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:05,239
Speaker 1: I'm gonna find out whatever jupcal you in you're gonna

766
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 1: call me talking about brother. It's my wife. I am

767
00:52:09,239 --> 00:52:12,240
Speaker 1: selling that. Somewhere down the line, somebody made a mistake

768
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:15,440
Speaker 1: and you guys, my brother and sister got married. I'm

769
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:17,360
Speaker 1: not at far for that. Let me tell you the

770
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:20,440
Speaker 1: shoot mistake of college. He's in one of these numbers

771
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:23,719
Speaker 1: again in your life. So I got one result. I

772
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:28,239
Speaker 1: do need to get you all what you've been talking

773
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:30,600
Speaker 1: about being well else you got to say. Now that's

774
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:33,640
Speaker 1: gonna be wetting. The only other touch resont I have, ma'am,

775
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:36,040
Speaker 1: is that this is nephew taught me from the Steve

776
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:39,319
Speaker 1: Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked by your girlfriend.

777
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:56,080
Speaker 1: I told you ain't like When I got one thing,

778
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:58,279
Speaker 1: I got to ask both of y'all, what is the

779
00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 1: baddest and I'm talking about the bad this radio show

780
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:10,320
Speaker 1: in the land ship. What y'all think you find they

781
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,600
Speaker 1: really like? And you go there, that's what you do.

782
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 1: You find what they're really like, and you go right

783
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 1: in on that right on in Now, I'm gonna tell

784
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:20,719
Speaker 1: you what you're gonna like. Tonight. I am in Pittsburgh,

785
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:24,439
Speaker 1: Pennsylvania with the stage play Mama's Boy. Tickets on seal

786
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:27,960
Speaker 1: right now, Taket Master outlets. That is tonight Thursday night,

787
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 1: Making Georgia Friday, but LuxI Mississippi Saturday, Jackson, Mississippi. The

788
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:35,600
Speaker 1: nephew is on tour stage play. I'm doing what I

789
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:40,439
Speaker 1: like to do. Yeah, Mama's going well, it's going real good,

790
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:45,080
Speaker 1: m real real people. People are loving it and they

791
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:48,600
Speaker 1: clapp when I come out. So time we talked about yesterday.

792
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:58,080
Speaker 1: That's another way to tell you when you expect everybody

793
00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:02,239
Speaker 1: to clap for you, when you clapping for your We've

794
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 1: clapping the whole damn play long and Jay already told you,

795
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:17,279
Speaker 1: Come on, Jay, they're throwing underwear. They're doing at all.

796
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:21,520
Speaker 1: When Nephew Tommy walks out, it's the most moment standing

797
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:28,560
Speaker 1: ovation standing. Oh yes, right, we gotta fly out to

798
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:33,960
Speaker 1: see it, Carla, we do trip if Carla Shirley and

799
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:38,040
Speaker 1: don't get on the plane and come see me, Uncle Steve,

800
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 1: won't you let them use your plane to come see

801
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:44,600
Speaker 1: my plate were on the make. Okay, Uh, we have

802
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:47,319
Speaker 1: to go. We'll be right back. And then it's Strawberry Letter.

803
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show today. Strawberry

804
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:53,440
Speaker 1: Letter is up next and it's a good one. But

805
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:58,000
Speaker 1: first today, Steve, question for you. Do you sometimes reflect

806
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:01,080
Speaker 1: on different stages in your life and think about how

807
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:04,400
Speaker 1: happy you were at the time. When was the happiest

808
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:06,520
Speaker 1: time of your life? I have to ask you that,

809
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:10,359
Speaker 1: and what were you doing at the time? And yeah,

810
00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:15,719
Speaker 1: that happiest time my life is now. That's good, that's great.

811
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:19,680
Speaker 1: I mean, without a doubt, the happiest time of my

812
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:23,040
Speaker 1: life is right now. Tommy. What was your happiest time

813
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:35,200
Speaker 1: fifteen years old? Is your happiest time fifteen? Steve? Yeah?

814
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:38,840
Speaker 1: All do you use? So it's been downhill ever since fifteen?

815
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:51,719
Speaker 1: You haven't been happy? Are you use a breaking re owning? All? Right? Jay?

816
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:54,160
Speaker 1: What was your happiest Okay? I have to agree with Steve.

817
00:55:54,239 --> 00:55:56,440
Speaker 1: I'm very happy at this point in my life to

818
00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:59,759
Speaker 1: be good, to leave leave a good job and get

819
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:04,319
Speaker 1: a good her job, good job. But the happiest time

820
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:06,200
Speaker 1: was when I tell you, when my mom was alive

821
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:08,799
Speaker 1: and I could share what I was doing with her,

822
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:11,839
Speaker 1: and I still talked to my mom every day. I'm

823
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 1: praying she don't talk back. Okay, No, I don't want

824
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:18,320
Speaker 1: to don't talk back to me, you know. But I

825
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:20,080
Speaker 1: missed talking to her because I would talk to her

826
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:22,400
Speaker 1: every morning before I would go to work, and she

827
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:24,560
Speaker 1: would say, as I'm going away, and she said get him,

828
00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:26,440
Speaker 1: and I said, I got him. And I missed that.

829
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:32,840
Speaker 1: I really missed get them baby. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty happy, Junior.

830
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:41,160
Speaker 1: What my happy at that right now? How I thought

831
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:50,719
Speaker 1: I already knew that it was mu for you right now? Yeah,

832
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:54,400
Speaker 1: just because you alreadyn't know. It's not happy that I

833
00:56:54,520 --> 00:57:01,080
Speaker 1: got two great jobs. That's your career, you got going well?

834
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:03,640
Speaker 1: What anything else in your life? That's how I need.

835
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:06,040
Speaker 1: I don't need. No. Look, I ain't mad, I ain't

836
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:08,359
Speaker 1: got no kids. I'm fine. You ain't got to check

837
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:11,760
Speaker 1: on me. I'm happy. I ain't gonna argue with nobody.

838
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:15,480
Speaker 1: I come home, it's quiet. But then you say, then

839
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:19,520
Speaker 1: I'm confused. I thought you were, you know, looking for

840
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:22,000
Speaker 1: someone in your life. I am looking for that, you

841
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:24,880
Speaker 1: know right now? But right now I'm half a way man.

842
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 1: Right now, even you turn me down all. You won't

843
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 1: when I walk away still got anything. You know, you

844
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:39,160
Speaker 1: ain't even been the court yet for nothing. You haven't

845
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:42,760
Speaker 1: divided your stuff and they had to divide nothing. I've

846
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:45,880
Speaker 1: had said you can get out. I have said that

847
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:48,600
Speaker 1: you get out of here. But you ain't been put up.

848
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:50,360
Speaker 1: You've been you't even been put up. I've been put

849
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:56,440
Speaker 1: out before, don't that wasn't struggled. I was unhappy. You

850
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:58,320
Speaker 1: know what they say, jor what did she say? I

851
00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:02,480
Speaker 1: think I ain't got the way to go? That's all right?

852
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:07,160
Speaker 1: That is it always said in a low tone. I

853
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:14,000
Speaker 1: think it's happening. It's not to be that. I hate that,

854
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:19,440
Speaker 1: you know what. I've been put out my own apartment

855
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:25,000
Speaker 1: one time. I don't know. How does this happen? I

856
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 1: get your sugar head to the left to the last place.

857
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:41,439
Speaker 1: Have you ever been put out, Steve? Yeah, put it happen. Yeah.

858
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:51,320
Speaker 1: I've been put out, evicted, blocked out, asked to leave, threatened,

859
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:58,080
Speaker 1: has been on the tree line. I think that's where

860
00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:00,720
Speaker 1: you guys are such a great comedian is because we've

861
00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:12,200
Speaker 1: let me tell you, it's hard to pack when okay, dude,

862
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:24,520
Speaker 1: that's not right. Now, I'm getting things together. I had

863
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:27,480
Speaker 1: a half away from my apartment. I'm just trying to

864
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:33,520
Speaker 1: get something. But it's my imposes me, my place makes

865
00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:45,000
Speaker 1: me do We gotta get to the letter, all right.

866
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:53,160
Speaker 1: Here we go, buggle up and we gottat subject. I

867
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:58,120
Speaker 1: already know this is wrong, but dear Steve, you were

868
00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:01,480
Speaker 1: like the doctor Phil of radio, and sometimes people just

869
01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:04,000
Speaker 1: need to hear the raw truth about themselves in order

870
01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:07,960
Speaker 1: to understand. With that being said, here is my little story.

871
01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 1: I'm in a relationship with a good man, you know,

872
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:16,120
Speaker 1: the kind women always are talking about wishing they could meet. However,

873
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:20,080
Speaker 1: he is insecure, and he has good reason to be,

874
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:24,240
Speaker 1: because I have cheated on him several occasions. On several occasions.

875
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:26,960
Speaker 1: Now we are in a serious relationship and plan to

876
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:30,800
Speaker 1: get married next winter, and I have sworn off most

877
01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:35,120
Speaker 1: mischievous behavior, mainly because we moved in together and he's

878
01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:37,680
Speaker 1: a cop with a gun, but also because the other

879
01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:40,920
Speaker 1: man was out of the country. Now he's back, and

880
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:46,680
Speaker 1: I've been thinking, since I'm not married yet, I am

881
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:49,360
Speaker 1: considering having a fling for the last time with this

882
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:52,440
Speaker 1: other man. In case you're wondering, this other man is

883
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:56,040
Speaker 1: younger and firmer and much more aggressive and exciting and

884
01:00:56,160 --> 01:01:00,760
Speaker 1: a lusty and animal intensified. He ash in it kind

885
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:04,080
Speaker 1: of way right, and that's how he makes me feel

886
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:08,600
Speaker 1: just by looking at him. I've been avoiding contact with

887
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:11,200
Speaker 1: him because I am torn between my loyalty for my

888
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:15,200
Speaker 1: significant other and desire for this young man. Steve, what

889
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:19,640
Speaker 1: do you think I should or shouldn't do? You know

890
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:22,720
Speaker 1: this is one of those real hot, juicy letters. You know.

891
01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:27,600
Speaker 1: You start off by saying, I already know this is wrong,

892
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:32,080
Speaker 1: but okay, I got that. You know, sometimes we get

893
01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:34,120
Speaker 1: caught up and it's real hard to get out of

894
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:36,840
Speaker 1: a situation. I got that. I got that. You know

895
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:40,440
Speaker 1: you're getting your freak on with this young, firm, aggressive man.

896
01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:43,880
Speaker 1: I got that too. But have you thought about your

897
01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:46,000
Speaker 1: real man at all? Have you given him any kind

898
01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:49,040
Speaker 1: of thought? You never once mentioned love in your letter.

899
01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:52,280
Speaker 1: You never once mentioned if he was abusive or on

900
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:55,160
Speaker 1: attentive or anything. I think, though, I know why you

901
01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:59,800
Speaker 1: didn't mention love. Simple, You don't love him. You're cheating

902
01:01:59,840 --> 01:02:02,800
Speaker 1: on him, even though you've set a wedding date. You

903
01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:06,080
Speaker 1: say he's a good man, but he's insecure. Well have

904
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:09,560
Speaker 1: you thought about that? Maybe you're cheating is the reason

905
01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:12,320
Speaker 1: he's insecure. I just think that's you're out right there

906
01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:14,240
Speaker 1: if you need one. I think you really need to

907
01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:18,440
Speaker 1: check yourself because you are definitely not ready for marriage.

908
01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:21,600
Speaker 1: That's a good man. You just want the Koala bear thing.

909
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:27,480
Speaker 1: Come back. I got it for you. I got it

910
01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:30,080
Speaker 1: for you when we come back. You're listening to the

911
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:33,000
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on see with

912
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:36,800
Speaker 1: part two of your response to today's Strawberry letter subject

913
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:40,120
Speaker 1: already notice is wrong. But dear Steve, you are like

914
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:42,680
Speaker 1: the dr Field of radio, and sometimes people just need

915
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:45,680
Speaker 1: to hear the raw truth about themselves in order to

916
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:50,360
Speaker 1: understand that. With that being said, he is my little story. Okay, cool.

917
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:54,800
Speaker 1: Now with that being said right there, please understand that's

918
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:57,680
Speaker 1: how I dressed these letters anyhow. So I'm just I

919
01:02:57,800 --> 01:03:01,400
Speaker 1: just appreciate the woman doing like that. Now, she didn't

920
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:03,920
Speaker 1: put her name on it, but that's cool. I am

921
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,280
Speaker 1: in a relationship with a good man, you know, the

922
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:09,560
Speaker 1: kind women are always talking about wishing they could meet. However,

923
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:12,360
Speaker 1: he is insecure, and he has good reason to be

924
01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:15,640
Speaker 1: because I have cheated on him on several occasions. Now

925
01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:18,160
Speaker 1: we are in a serious relationship and planning to get

926
01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:23,040
Speaker 1: married next winter, and I've sworn off most mischievous behavior,

927
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:26,480
Speaker 1: mainly because we moved in together and he's a cop

928
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:30,640
Speaker 1: with a gun, but also because the other man was

929
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:35,800
Speaker 1: out of the country. Now he's back, and I've been thinking,

930
01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:40,000
Speaker 1: since I'm not married yet, I'm considering having a fleeing

931
01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:43,160
Speaker 1: for the last time with this other man. In case

932
01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:46,880
Speaker 1: you're wondering, this other man is younger and firmer and

933
01:03:47,080 --> 01:03:51,640
Speaker 1: much more aggressive and exciting in a lusty and animal intensified,

934
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:55,240
Speaker 1: heated and passionate kind of way. And that's how he

935
01:03:55,360 --> 01:03:58,240
Speaker 1: makes me feel just by looking at it. I have

936
01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:01,760
Speaker 1: been avoiding contact with him because I am torn between

937
01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:05,320
Speaker 1: my loyalty for my significant other and desire for this

938
01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:09,800
Speaker 1: young man, Steve. Here we go. What do you think

939
01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:15,800
Speaker 1: I should or shouldn't do? Here we go. First of all,

940
01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:18,520
Speaker 1: let's get to the crux of the matter right here.

941
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:20,800
Speaker 1: All right, you say you got a good man to

942
01:04:20,920 --> 01:04:27,080
Speaker 1: kind women always won't talk about me. But he is insecure. No, no, no, lady,

943
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:31,480
Speaker 1: See he's insecure. Now, he wasn't an insecure He's not

944
01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:35,520
Speaker 1: an insecure person. You've created the insecurity because you've cheated

945
01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:40,440
Speaker 1: on him several times. Now, since we're talking about he insecure,

946
01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:44,640
Speaker 1: Now what that makes you? You cheated on this man

947
01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:50,640
Speaker 1: on seven occasions. I'm assumed by another line in this letter,

948
01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:54,360
Speaker 1: and let me find it. Yet, right here you said

949
01:04:55,320 --> 01:05:01,480
Speaker 1: I have sworn off most mischievous behavior, mainly because we

950
01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:04,920
Speaker 1: moved in together and he's a cop with a gun. Oh,

951
01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:09,200
Speaker 1: so what that makes me think is you've sworn off

952
01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:13,360
Speaker 1: most mischiefs. That means you're still tripping. You've not only

953
01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:17,480
Speaker 1: cheated on him several times, you're still tripping. Come on,

954
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:20,760
Speaker 1: because a woman who will tell you I've sworn off

955
01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:25,000
Speaker 1: most in capital letters mischief behavior mean she's still doing

956
01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:28,560
Speaker 1: something mischief. The other the one you're choosing to tell

957
01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:30,600
Speaker 1: us about, is to do this out the country and

958
01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:33,600
Speaker 1: just came back. But it's some other stuff since you've

959
01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:36,160
Speaker 1: been dating the police officer that you ain't put in

960
01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:38,640
Speaker 1: your little stink letter. So now let me tell you

961
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:43,320
Speaker 1: about yourself, since you're asking me. You said some stuff

962
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:46,280
Speaker 1: in hitting in this letter. Since you ain't married, you're

963
01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:51,000
Speaker 1: considering another fleeing for the last time. He's firmer, more

964
01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:54,440
Speaker 1: aggressive and exciting, with a lusty and animal intensified and heated,

965
01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:57,040
Speaker 1: passionate account of way. You got a cop, you can

966
01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:59,920
Speaker 1: put some excitement in your relationship. He got handcuffs, he

967
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:03,040
Speaker 1: got maze, he got sticks, he got all kinds of stuff.

968
01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:05,480
Speaker 1: You look at the spruce upper relationship. You got a

969
01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:09,040
Speaker 1: police officer. Hell, you can get that bulletproof vest that

970
01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:11,640
Speaker 1: they are mazing. You can work wonders in the bedroom,

971
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,920
Speaker 1: get that mask on. You won't even know who you're with.

972
01:06:15,160 --> 01:06:17,200
Speaker 1: You could act like he's the young boy if you

973
01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:21,320
Speaker 1: wanted to. But see, do you know how many women

974
01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:23,760
Speaker 1: you would have caught me with? See, I'd have turned

975
01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:25,680
Speaker 1: it back around on you. But you got a good man,

976
01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:28,280
Speaker 1: the kind of women are always talking about the problem

977
01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:33,560
Speaker 1: is you don't deserve this man's love because you trifle it.

978
01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:35,560
Speaker 1: And then you say the line in the line that

979
01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:37,560
Speaker 1: just lying in here and really messed me up. I

980
01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:41,800
Speaker 1: am torn between my loyalty for my significant other and

981
01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:45,000
Speaker 1: design for this young man. Let's take the word loyalty

982
01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:48,920
Speaker 1: out of them, because see, loyalty is never up for questions.

983
01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:52,520
Speaker 1: And the reason you're torn with your loyalty is because

984
01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:57,080
Speaker 1: you ain't a loyal type person. You don't have loyal qualities.

985
01:06:57,480 --> 01:07:00,400
Speaker 1: You've already cheated on the man supper time, and you

986
01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:04,560
Speaker 1: ain't sworn off but most of your mischiefous behavior and

987
01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:08,200
Speaker 1: not a big boy back in town. You're thinking about

988
01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:11,479
Speaker 1: hooking up with him. So let's take loyalty out the letter.

989
01:07:11,560 --> 01:07:15,200
Speaker 1: Because you ain't got loyalty tendencies. You're not. You don't

990
01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:17,200
Speaker 1: have to make up of a loyal person. See, I'm

991
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:20,160
Speaker 1: a loyal friend to my friends. That means I never

992
01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:23,760
Speaker 1: betrayed them under no circumstances. If your girl come to me,

993
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:26,280
Speaker 1: she can't step to me because you're my boy and

994
01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:28,320
Speaker 1: I love you and I'm loyal to you. You don't

995
01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:31,240
Speaker 1: have loyal tendency. That's your problem, and the other reasons

996
01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:35,400
Speaker 1: you consider it because you're weak. Weakness in a relationship

997
01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:40,640
Speaker 1: can be miskewed for triflingness. You as a trifling woman

998
01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:44,960
Speaker 1: who don't deserve this type of good man is women

999
01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:50,200
Speaker 1: like you who get good men and throw them away. Knowledge.

1000
01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:52,960
Speaker 1: Let me ask you this here. Men when they do this,

1001
01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:56,760
Speaker 1: they call dogs. So the only thing I have left

1002
01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:59,920
Speaker 1: for you is as a female doing this, you must

1003
01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:03,160
Speaker 1: be a dog too. But if a man does this

1004
01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:05,720
Speaker 1: here don't. So now let me square you up on

1005
01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:11,520
Speaker 1: this last thing you dissects because this is and not

1006
01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:17,560
Speaker 1: only you are a stinkling see because you meet what

1007
01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:20,920
Speaker 1: every woman is looking for, a good man. Then when

1008
01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:24,080
Speaker 1: you get him, you tripping with him? All right, Steve,

1009
01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:27,920
Speaker 1: we gotta go Hi, Email us or Instagram. What's your

1010
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:31,280
Speaker 1: thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter at My Girl Shirley and

1011
01:08:31,360 --> 01:08:34,320
Speaker 1: don't forget coming up this Thursday at one thirty pm

1012
01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:37,599
Speaker 1: Eastern Time. Join me for the Strawberry Letter, a live

1013
01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:41,360
Speaker 1: after show on Facebook. Remember that you can reach me

1014
01:08:41,439 --> 01:08:44,439
Speaker 1: at My Girl Shirley. Find me at Shirley Strawberry Live

1015
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:48,000
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1016
01:08:48,160 --> 01:08:53,320
Speaker 1: know more about Tracy Ellis Ross, Blackest from Blackish Rainbow

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Speaker 1: I'm Blackish, Well you're in luck. A Vogue has featured

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1019
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Speaker 1: when Tracy Ellis Ross was asked whom she'd like to

1020
01:09:03,280 --> 01:09:05,840
Speaker 1: do a love scene with, she said, I'm going to

1021
01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:10,240
Speaker 1: make it a threesome Rihanna and James Dean and me,

1022
01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:13,840
Speaker 1: of course, and if she has her way, it'll happen

1023
01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:18,320
Speaker 1: between three and six thirty pm. The way you want

1024
01:09:18,360 --> 01:09:21,760
Speaker 1: to see it the way she sees it. Everything good

1025
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:27,000
Speaker 1: should happen at that time. Naps, bass, drinks and sex. Okay, girl, Yeah,

1026
01:09:28,479 --> 01:09:38,040
Speaker 1: and your threesome, Rihanna and you what's your ustros Florida, Florida. Yeah,

1027
01:09:38,360 --> 01:09:40,720
Speaker 1: don't don't fall shot on a damn damn damn. Now,

1028
01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:47,920
Speaker 1: don't I know, George Watt. If she's in it, that's

1029
01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:53,240
Speaker 1: what you call a nanesome. Okay, you're listening to Steve

1030
01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:57,200
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, y'all know what's happening today.

1031
01:09:57,400 --> 01:10:00,679
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1033
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1040
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1041
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1044
01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:57,840
Speaker 1: quote the chol I still know the quote. I still

1045
01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:00,479
Speaker 1: know them. Here's Uncle Steve. If you missed it. This

1046
01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:04,000
Speaker 1: right here. White people who get dronk something to tell you.

1047
01:11:04,120 --> 01:11:06,240
Speaker 1: Some white folks do that you never really knew about.

1048
01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:08,240
Speaker 1: Here what white folks do. They get a bunch of

1049
01:11:08,280 --> 01:11:10,599
Speaker 1: them together and they're getting a car. Then they drive

1050
01:11:10,760 --> 01:11:13,439
Speaker 1: to a ball and they're going there and they start drinking. Well,

1051
01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:16,200
Speaker 1: they leave that ball, they get in the car getting

1052
01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:20,160
Speaker 1: and they draw to another ball. They they get drunk

1053
01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:22,599
Speaker 1: in that ball, but they don't stop there to get

1054
01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:25,719
Speaker 1: the drunk ass back in the car, and they drive

1055
01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:30,320
Speaker 1: to another ball. Now they drunk his hell. Then they

1056
01:11:30,479 --> 01:11:33,600
Speaker 1: drive home and one of them throw up in the

1057
01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:36,320
Speaker 1: other one's car. They din't go to what the next

1058
01:11:36,400 --> 01:11:42,160
Speaker 1: morning say, Ah, they are great in time. Still, let's

1059
01:11:42,160 --> 01:11:48,600
Speaker 1: just Tommy pill in came. That's where we draw the

1060
01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:52,800
Speaker 1: line right there, you're back not throw up in a

1061
01:11:52,880 --> 01:11:59,120
Speaker 1: black person ride. Ah, the party is over with. Ain't

1062
01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:02,240
Speaker 1: no more get as time. When you vomiting the brother's rod,

1063
01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:05,439
Speaker 1: when you back, not look like your asses from the

1064
01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:08,439
Speaker 1: vomit in the rock. As soon as we see that

1065
01:12:08,600 --> 01:12:20,960
Speaker 1: wind gathering up in your jaws. Here, Hey, hey, hey,

1066
01:12:21,040 --> 01:12:25,519
Speaker 1: what you're doing. What you're doing? What's your what you're doing?

1067
01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:30,559
Speaker 1: Because you bring that doctor, Get this down, get your ass,

1068
01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:40,160
Speaker 1: got it down right. Check this out. That we were

1069
01:12:40,160 --> 01:12:42,120
Speaker 1: there for both for each other's man, I remember that.

1070
01:12:42,680 --> 01:12:44,479
Speaker 1: You remember that with that? I love it when he

1071
01:12:44,600 --> 01:12:49,240
Speaker 1: was talking about the vomiting Tommy, I really forgot that

1072
01:12:49,400 --> 01:12:52,320
Speaker 1: I did that on death chair and to be honest, Okay,

1073
01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:54,960
Speaker 1: but hold on, Jane, do you remember the cool aid Joe,

1074
01:12:55,280 --> 01:12:58,800
Speaker 1: I ain't cool aid from my fan? Do I remember? Here?

1075
01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:02,360
Speaker 1: You is the cool aid joke for the commerction the

1076
01:13:02,479 --> 01:13:04,680
Speaker 1: ladios on there should come on the radio. She goes,

1077
01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:08,840
Speaker 1: who drunk all the cool amber and a little bit

1078
01:13:08,840 --> 01:13:14,120
Speaker 1: all ago, Dad, Dad drunk all the cool aig. And

1079
01:13:14,280 --> 01:13:19,400
Speaker 1: this woman would start seeing I make cool for my family.

1080
01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:27,320
Speaker 1: I make picture to picture saying I make cool head

1081
01:13:27,360 --> 01:13:30,439
Speaker 1: for my family. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa

1082
01:13:30,520 --> 01:13:35,040
Speaker 1: what God damn houses this in okare I've been in

1083
01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:37,720
Speaker 1: the house when they run out of cool aig? Oh,

1084
01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:41,640
Speaker 1: don't be no more singing? Oh, people are going too

1085
01:13:41,720 --> 01:13:49,760
Speaker 1: cool aig shot, Oh what dollar cool? Aig by little

1086
01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:57,760
Speaker 1: Swaller not not you remember you? I remember, which I

1087
01:13:57,800 --> 01:13:59,880
Speaker 1: can still when you think about it, you can still

1088
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:03,160
Speaker 1: see the crowd reaction to the jokes that it was.

1089
01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:07,680
Speaker 1: Remember member after I hear him. Man. Since a lot

1090
01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:10,479
Speaker 1: of years, man, A lot of jokes in between that man,

1091
01:14:10,560 --> 01:14:13,280
Speaker 1: A lot of sets, a lot of man, It's hard

1092
01:14:13,320 --> 01:14:15,720
Speaker 1: to remember all of it. I'm like, I really do

1093
01:14:16,439 --> 01:14:18,800
Speaker 1: like that joke. I told I don't even know why

1094
01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:23,240
Speaker 1: I came up with that. Yeah, I think y'all had

1095
01:14:23,320 --> 01:14:28,519
Speaker 1: the best host in the world, though I think it

1096
01:14:28,680 --> 01:14:32,439
Speaker 1: was nobody better. He's the best memicer. See let's let

1097
01:14:32,479 --> 01:14:33,920
Speaker 1: me let me let me tell you what I learned.

1098
01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:40,559
Speaker 1: Martin Lawrence was the best memicer. He could mimic somebody's walk,

1099
01:14:42,080 --> 01:14:47,920
Speaker 1: mimic a lady, a man, everything. The most talented of

1100
01:14:48,080 --> 01:14:51,600
Speaker 1: all of us, out of the death cham the most multifaceted,

1101
01:14:52,040 --> 01:14:55,920
Speaker 1: I thought was Jamie Fox. Yeah. I thought because Fox

1102
01:14:56,000 --> 01:15:00,960
Speaker 1: could act, this boy could play, this boy could saying an,

1103
01:15:01,080 --> 01:15:03,960
Speaker 1: he could tell jokes. I just thought that Jamie Fox

1104
01:15:04,240 --> 01:15:08,680
Speaker 1: from that arrow all of us, was the most multifaceted

1105
01:15:08,760 --> 01:15:12,080
Speaker 1: and most talented guy. I've ever seen that. Jamie Fox

1106
01:15:12,320 --> 01:15:17,680
Speaker 1: is so and he doesn't pressure. This dude is so gifted, right,

1107
01:15:18,280 --> 01:15:20,920
Speaker 1: but Jamie Fox, Jamie came to l A to sing.

1108
01:15:21,080 --> 01:15:24,280
Speaker 1: He didn't come to do stand uprightly. He actually came

1109
01:15:24,280 --> 01:15:26,960
Speaker 1: to l A to be a saying to further his

1110
01:15:27,280 --> 01:15:33,160
Speaker 1: saying career. But he was amazing man. No, man, Jamie

1111
01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:36,240
Speaker 1: Fox is like amazingly gifted man. And Tommy I have

1112
01:15:36,280 --> 01:15:43,080
Speaker 1: to get it too. Tommy Davidson too, definitely dog. Tommy

1113
01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:49,720
Speaker 1: Davidson was hysteric. One joke. I was in the back

1114
01:15:49,760 --> 01:15:54,880
Speaker 1: of Death jam screaming and it wasn't even talking. He

1115
01:15:55,040 --> 01:15:57,760
Speaker 1: just turned around and said, this how you look when

1116
01:15:57,840 --> 01:16:03,680
Speaker 1: you finished deal? So he turned back and did the

1117
01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:13,120
Speaker 1: way he wasn't talking to, just his head motions and

1118
01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:16,519
Speaker 1: body language and dark. He looked like he finished steal.

1119
01:16:16,600 --> 01:16:18,400
Speaker 1: So But you know, you know what else was so

1120
01:16:18,520 --> 01:16:20,880
Speaker 1: good about It was the first time but really a

1121
01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:24,400
Speaker 1: black America got a chance to see black comedians because

1122
01:16:24,439 --> 01:16:27,000
Speaker 1: they didn't know. It's this. The rest of the world

1123
01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:31,920
Speaker 1: didn't know we existed, the white clubs, but dam changed

1124
01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:39,000
Speaker 1: the game. We don't know the first time, all right,

1125
01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:42,120
Speaker 1: We'll be watching it. Don't miss the hilarious depth comedy

1126
01:16:42,200 --> 01:16:47,519
Speaker 1: Damn twenty five special is coming on today. Watch that

1127
01:16:47,840 --> 01:16:52,640
Speaker 1: now you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. The

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01:16:52,720 --> 01:16:55,720
Speaker 1: new fall TV season is upon us, and apparently a

1129
01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:58,040
Speaker 1: lot of folks just can't seem to watch their favorite

1130
01:16:58,040 --> 01:17:01,400
Speaker 1: programs without having snacks to get them through it. The

1131
01:17:01,560 --> 01:17:05,479
Speaker 1: average American watches about eleven hours and twenty three minutes

1132
01:17:05,560 --> 01:17:09,080
Speaker 1: of TV a week, with nine six percent of those

1133
01:17:09,160 --> 01:17:13,400
Speaker 1: people admitting they like to have a snack while doing so. Now,

1134
01:17:13,600 --> 01:17:18,000
Speaker 1: popcorn is a preferred snack for both fantasy shows like Yeah,

1135
01:17:18,120 --> 01:17:21,719
Speaker 1: like Game of Thrones, we love us, while emotional dramas

1136
01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:28,040
Speaker 1: like This is Us Tommy pairs us better with ice cream. Yeah,

1137
01:17:28,120 --> 01:17:33,640
Speaker 1: this is Us. Show it. Chips are the go to

1138
01:17:33,840 --> 01:17:38,760
Speaker 1: snack for reality shows. Carlo. Okay, all right, now let's

1139
01:17:38,800 --> 01:17:41,840
Speaker 1: start with you, Steve. Okay, first of all, let me

1140
01:17:41,880 --> 01:17:46,200
Speaker 1: tell you I got a new doctor, right, Yeah, a

1141
01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:51,519
Speaker 1: new doctor told me I can't have gluten anymore. Okay,

1142
01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:56,000
Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to eat gluten. I'm not supposed to

1143
01:17:56,040 --> 01:17:59,639
Speaker 1: eat it. You mean ever, I ain't supposed to eat

1144
01:17:59,680 --> 01:18:05,080
Speaker 1: it time. Okay, Damn, it ain't no blue but he

1145
01:18:05,200 --> 01:18:07,960
Speaker 1: told me you can't have any cows milk. I said, okay,

1146
01:18:07,960 --> 01:18:11,439
Speaker 1: I don't drink milk. No, I drink most And he

1147
01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:15,120
Speaker 1: said that includes cheese. I said, man, mischiefe and I

1148
01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:20,599
Speaker 1: need vecan cheese. That ain't bad. He come in. He said,

1149
01:18:20,720 --> 01:18:24,479
Speaker 1: uh and uh, no more ice cream. So I quit talking.

1150
01:18:24,560 --> 01:18:26,760
Speaker 1: You know what I said? You said, Mr harveyd you

1151
01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:30,519
Speaker 1: you understanding rus everything? I said, Hey, my man, no, man,

1152
01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:32,720
Speaker 1: listen to me. I'm gonna go along with the no

1153
01:18:32,840 --> 01:18:35,599
Speaker 1: more cows milk, I got you ain't. No, we can

1154
01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:38,760
Speaker 1: kill this glue whatever. I don't even know what that is,

1155
01:18:38,880 --> 01:18:41,280
Speaker 1: but we we can kill that. Let me tell what

1156
01:18:41,320 --> 01:18:44,800
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna happen. We're not spitting the knot eat

1157
01:18:44,880 --> 01:18:50,360
Speaker 1: no more than he said, Mr Harvey's my recommendation for

1158
01:18:50,479 --> 01:18:53,200
Speaker 1: health purpose. I said, hey, my man, man, my man,

1159
01:18:54,160 --> 01:18:55,720
Speaker 1: I've been needing ice cream in all my life. I

1160
01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:59,960
Speaker 1: feel pretty good. I looked fairly decent for somebody that's

1161
01:19:00,080 --> 01:19:03,320
Speaker 1: sixty as We need nie creaming home. Damn like I'm

1162
01:19:03,360 --> 01:19:06,439
Speaker 1: not gonna quit that night. You feel better? No, I

1163
01:19:06,600 --> 01:19:11,320
Speaker 1: feel best when I'm eating. What does the ice cream

1164
01:19:11,439 --> 01:19:14,559
Speaker 1: do to you? It's a joy it's a joy. It's

1165
01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:16,640
Speaker 1: a feeling, man, I mean, it really is. No. No,

1166
01:19:16,720 --> 01:19:20,320
Speaker 1: I'm talking about from the doctor's No, I'm not supposed

1167
01:19:20,320 --> 01:19:23,760
Speaker 1: to have dairy. I don't know, you know, he said,

1168
01:19:23,840 --> 01:19:27,120
Speaker 1: because of my sinus condition and allergies that that's we

1169
01:19:27,240 --> 01:19:30,280
Speaker 1: create nucas and and to avoid it, it is best

1170
01:19:30,320 --> 01:19:32,680
Speaker 1: to stay away from all dairy products. And I have

1171
01:19:32,760 --> 01:19:34,479
Speaker 1: stayed away from and I haven't had any. You know,

1172
01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:37,240
Speaker 1: I drink almond milk. I'm okay with that. You know.

1173
01:19:37,960 --> 01:19:41,680
Speaker 1: I use water in my protein drinks mostly, so you know,

1174
01:19:41,800 --> 01:19:44,800
Speaker 1: I'm cool with that. I just you know, I ain't

1175
01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:51,240
Speaker 1: like it. I just I just like just I don't

1176
01:19:51,240 --> 01:19:56,519
Speaker 1: really walk around with Yeah, it's something about ice cream. No,

1177
01:19:56,680 --> 01:19:59,639
Speaker 1: I was gonna say. I was thinking it was because

1178
01:19:59,800 --> 01:20:02,599
Speaker 1: you like toast intolerant or something. I was good. If

1179
01:20:02,640 --> 01:20:06,840
Speaker 1: I am, I'm going to eat I might mean. Hell,

1180
01:20:06,880 --> 01:20:10,040
Speaker 1: I don't know. You know what I can I can

1181
01:20:10,200 --> 01:20:13,360
Speaker 1: do you with doing less ice cream, but you gotta

1182
01:20:13,439 --> 01:20:16,120
Speaker 1: have ice cream. And what's your ice cream? Steve, what's

1183
01:20:16,120 --> 01:20:20,800
Speaker 1: your ice cream? Damn me? All of them? JP, I

1184
01:20:20,960 --> 01:20:24,519
Speaker 1: never really had no ice cream. I didn't like. Man,

1185
01:20:25,720 --> 01:20:31,200
Speaker 1: what's your favorite flavor? You know? I like fresh vanilla,

1186
01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:35,360
Speaker 1: a little butter pecan, I like neopolitan. I like cookie dough.

1187
01:20:35,800 --> 01:20:40,120
Speaker 1: I like mitt chocolate chip. I like chocolate chip cookie dough.

1188
01:20:40,800 --> 01:20:47,200
Speaker 1: I like Rocket Road, I like pray lean black. Now

1189
01:20:47,320 --> 01:20:49,080
Speaker 1: do you do a paint? Hell? Are you eating a

1190
01:20:49,200 --> 01:20:56,800
Speaker 1: plan like a pink and up? Are you eating half

1191
01:20:56,840 --> 01:20:59,400
Speaker 1: a gallon? May? Let me tell you something, man, Let

1192
01:20:59,439 --> 01:21:02,400
Speaker 1: me tell i'm I've had at one sitting eating a

1193
01:21:02,439 --> 01:21:05,439
Speaker 1: half of young of like I don't Oh yeah, set

1194
01:21:05,520 --> 01:21:08,000
Speaker 1: that through a game and it finished that whole damn half.

1195
01:21:08,200 --> 01:21:11,559
Speaker 1: That's a lot of a lot of it's a lot

1196
01:21:11,640 --> 01:21:15,880
Speaker 1: of I don't have. I mean, I mean, look, man,

1197
01:21:15,960 --> 01:21:18,320
Speaker 1: when I hear a person say that they drank a

1198
01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:22,599
Speaker 1: six pack of beer, that that astonishes me. Man. Yeah,

1199
01:21:24,439 --> 01:21:26,639
Speaker 1: I've had people go man, I've had about eight beers

1200
01:21:27,240 --> 01:21:32,320
Speaker 1: eight So what out of hell? You can't see your half?

1201
01:21:32,360 --> 01:21:40,120
Speaker 1: Get n tell you better than beer? And lets I

1202
01:21:40,240 --> 01:21:48,240
Speaker 1: had once in my life once strolls beer. I ain't

1203
01:21:48,320 --> 01:21:51,639
Speaker 1: drink beer since I tried and a Duel's old dudes

1204
01:21:51,760 --> 01:21:58,160
Speaker 1: non alcoholic a few years ago. Man, almost spit up again.

1205
01:21:58,320 --> 01:22:01,320
Speaker 1: Beer is not for me. I know people who love beer,

1206
01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:05,680
Speaker 1: but I don't. I don't care for being. Do they

1207
01:22:05,720 --> 01:22:08,760
Speaker 1: have like diabetic ice cream for you, Jay? If you like,

1208
01:22:08,880 --> 01:22:12,840
Speaker 1: I just don't even try it because the mucus that

1209
01:22:12,960 --> 01:22:17,960
Speaker 1: built it's ridiculous. Yeah yeah, I mean it's like, what

1210
01:22:18,160 --> 01:22:20,240
Speaker 1: is wrong with him? No? I can't I don't know.

1211
01:22:20,360 --> 01:22:23,560
Speaker 1: I supposed all that you ain't had ice cream. I

1212
01:22:23,640 --> 01:22:28,760
Speaker 1: can't do what Tommy, that's what's wrong with you? He hand.

1213
01:22:30,120 --> 01:22:33,240
Speaker 1: Let's take something. I can't go a week without one

1214
01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:36,000
Speaker 1: of them hogging dogs balls, it's chocolate with them nuts.

1215
01:22:36,640 --> 01:22:45,120
Speaker 1: Oh so you love ice cream? Who? Back up? Back up, Tommy.

1216
01:22:45,160 --> 01:22:47,479
Speaker 1: You can't go a week without one. Yeah, I got

1217
01:22:47,600 --> 01:22:51,400
Speaker 1: to have one. You know. You can't go a week

1218
01:22:51,439 --> 01:22:55,080
Speaker 1: without a hogging. You can't life all of a sudden

1219
01:22:55,120 --> 01:22:58,320
Speaker 1: without Cabba all of a sudden. This is this is

1220
01:22:58,360 --> 01:23:00,240
Speaker 1: pretty impressive time, because I don't know how you get

1221
01:23:00,320 --> 01:23:11,160
Speaker 1: up there and get that ice cream off that ice Okay, yeah,

1222
01:23:11,280 --> 01:23:15,240
Speaker 1: I know he would act it by hisself. It didn't

1223
01:23:15,280 --> 01:23:22,600
Speaker 1: matter what he pointed out. He got a pop nickel.

1224
01:23:22,720 --> 01:23:25,040
Speaker 1: You quit pointing over that. All the ice cream sandwiches

1225
01:23:25,040 --> 01:23:30,559
Speaker 1: and all that. Your punk at this problem and there

1226
01:23:30,760 --> 01:23:36,240
Speaker 1: there's nothing, there's nothing to substitute ice cream. Just there's

1227
01:23:36,560 --> 01:23:42,840
Speaker 1: scream makes everything bad. There's nothing to substitute. Man. You know,

1228
01:23:43,200 --> 01:23:45,320
Speaker 1: it's amazing when you give it to a kid, like

1229
01:23:45,439 --> 01:23:49,599
Speaker 1: if they clowning and acting. Some ice cream, man, let's

1230
01:23:49,600 --> 01:23:53,280
Speaker 1: shut all that down. Man. Oh yeah, down all that.

1231
01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:55,760
Speaker 1: You give him some ice cream. It's one of the

1232
01:23:55,880 --> 01:23:59,800
Speaker 1: great foods of all time. Yeah, all right, we'll be

1233
01:24:00,040 --> 01:24:03,759
Speaker 1: back right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey

1234
01:24:03,840 --> 01:24:06,800
Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Have you guys ever worked with

1235
01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:10,560
Speaker 1: someone We all work together, so listen to this. Have

1236
01:24:10,680 --> 01:24:12,840
Speaker 1: you ever worked with someone and found out that he

1237
01:24:13,040 --> 01:24:17,920
Speaker 1: or she was making more money than you every day?

1238
01:24:22,920 --> 01:24:28,080
Speaker 1: Is that a question? Really? All right? If so, you

1239
01:24:28,240 --> 01:24:37,400
Speaker 1: know there's you immediately want to rush into your boss's office. Huh,

1240
01:24:37,479 --> 01:24:39,519
Speaker 1: he just happens a beata boss and asked for a

1241
01:24:39,600 --> 01:24:42,960
Speaker 1: comparable raise. Now this according to an article and a

1242
01:24:43,040 --> 01:24:47,760
Speaker 1: Women's health dot com on their website, you should first

1243
01:24:47,920 --> 01:24:51,320
Speaker 1: research why your coworker makes more money and see if

1244
01:24:51,400 --> 01:24:55,240
Speaker 1: your pay is below market rate. Then go in and

1245
01:24:55,320 --> 01:24:59,479
Speaker 1: negotiate with your boss by pulling together your accomplishments since

1246
01:24:59,560 --> 01:25:03,559
Speaker 1: being on the staff. Okay, that's how you get a raise. Okay,

1247
01:25:03,560 --> 01:25:05,720
Speaker 1: if you find out someone's making more that okay, that's

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Speaker 1: good advice. Do not say you got it. That is

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Speaker 1: not a that's not a good phrase to use when

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01:25:11,800 --> 01:25:15,840
Speaker 1: you want to raise or you got it talking to

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01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:21,280
Speaker 1: you when you talk to you, Why do you need

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01:25:21,320 --> 01:25:25,920
Speaker 1: a race because you got you got it? No, okay,

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01:25:26,800 --> 01:25:30,040
Speaker 1: don't point out stuff they are buying for themselves if

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01:25:30,080 --> 01:25:32,200
Speaker 1: you want to raise. I see you coming here with

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01:25:32,280 --> 01:25:35,960
Speaker 1: a new suitor every day. What I need to know

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01:25:36,080 --> 01:25:38,800
Speaker 1: and I come that's not a good point. Don't don't

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01:25:38,840 --> 01:25:42,479
Speaker 1: go look at the car, look at it and I'm

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01:25:42,520 --> 01:25:45,599
Speaker 1: on the bus. Don't don't go there with that. Bring

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01:25:45,720 --> 01:25:48,479
Speaker 1: out your accomplishments. What do you bring to this company?

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01:25:48,840 --> 01:25:52,280
Speaker 1: That's why you want more money? I found out how

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01:25:54,520 --> 01:25:57,280
Speaker 1: that upset me? So what did you do about it?

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01:25:58,520 --> 01:26:03,200
Speaker 1: To him? Yeah, you go at Steve ra That didn't laugh,

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01:26:06,120 --> 01:26:10,000
Speaker 1: Steve as CEO. Though I have been at this a

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01:26:10,160 --> 01:26:14,439
Speaker 1: lot longer than you. I've been in this business longer

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01:26:14,520 --> 01:26:19,519
Speaker 1: than you. I've had more failures than you. You so

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01:26:19,680 --> 01:26:33,000
Speaker 1: therefore wasn't going there? He was? You brought it on

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01:26:33,560 --> 01:26:39,760
Speaker 1: piece of theater. Since you brought it up, I want

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01:26:39,800 --> 01:26:44,880
Speaker 1: to talk about I've just been out here longer than you.

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01:26:45,320 --> 01:26:48,040
Speaker 1: But you got like two or three mozy roads than me, though.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's a it's a scream them two or three,

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Speaker 1: you know what. I looked at it. Hold on, no, Tommy,

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Speaker 1: you got four. You're referring to its commas, that's what.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry about them. Zero commas. Kama's boy, man, your

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Speaker 1: money zero? Your money is in commas? What a comma? No? No,

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01:27:27,720 --> 01:27:30,880
Speaker 1: the comic right here? Hey, man, When you sit up

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01:27:30,920 --> 01:27:33,840
Speaker 1: around some rich people and listen to him talk, they

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01:27:34,080 --> 01:27:37,800
Speaker 1: got nothing doing. No damn zero. I heard the common conversation,

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Speaker 1: got it? Yeah, man, Well I look at it like this.

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01:27:42,920 --> 01:27:45,280
Speaker 1: The more you make that means we're still making So

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about. I'm looking at it

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01:27:47,640 --> 01:27:51,439
Speaker 1: like that. So thank you for keep making it, because

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01:27:51,479 --> 01:27:54,760
Speaker 1: we made exactly the more he's here and the more

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01:27:54,840 --> 01:27:58,120
Speaker 1: we're here and can how much time we got? How

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01:27:58,200 --> 01:28:01,720
Speaker 1: much time for you attempt second sense? Okay, I have

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01:28:01,800 --> 01:28:03,880
Speaker 1: to do it on next all right, we'll be back,

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01:28:03,920 --> 01:28:06,160
Speaker 1: and Steve has a question for us. When we come back.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to stew All right, Steve, you said you

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01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:14,400
Speaker 1: had a question for us. Okay, guys, now, this is

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01:28:14,479 --> 01:28:16,920
Speaker 1: a real question, and I want you all to answer

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01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:29,839
Speaker 1: the question seriously, Jay, Tommy, I want a real answer.

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Speaker 1: This is non jokes. I have a lot of people listening.

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01:28:33,920 --> 01:28:36,519
Speaker 1: Let's play a little game. This is a very very

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01:28:36,680 --> 01:28:40,720
Speaker 1: motivational moment right here. The Bible is true, right, and

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01:28:40,800 --> 01:28:42,920
Speaker 1: we all are believers in that, so we all know

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01:28:43,320 --> 01:28:47,719
Speaker 1: clearly everybody on this show understands this. So here's here's

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Speaker 1: what I'm thinking. And vision boards really do work, and

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Speaker 1: dream boards really do work because it's a it's a

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Speaker 1: it's it's a scripture. Rebecca two and two says, write

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Speaker 1: the vision and make it so that he who reads

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01:29:01,520 --> 01:29:03,800
Speaker 1: it will run to it. And even though a terry

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Speaker 1: wait for it, for surely it will come at an

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01:29:06,840 --> 01:29:09,720
Speaker 1: appointed time. All Right, I'm gonna give each one of

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01:29:09,800 --> 01:29:13,680
Speaker 1: you a different amount of money, and I want you

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01:29:13,800 --> 01:29:17,640
Speaker 1: to tell me, seriously what you would do with that

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01:29:17,960 --> 01:29:25,920
Speaker 1: amount of money. Junior, two million dollars cash? Right now?

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01:29:26,320 --> 01:29:29,519
Speaker 1: What would you do? I would set my nephew up, um,

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01:29:29,600 --> 01:29:32,920
Speaker 1: you know, his conditions and stuff like that for his life.

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01:29:33,520 --> 01:29:38,000
Speaker 1: And he's not as fast as other children as learning. Okay,

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01:29:38,040 --> 01:29:40,120
Speaker 1: So how much would you donate to that? Out of

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01:29:40,240 --> 01:29:44,960
Speaker 1: two millions? A million? Okay? Now you got the other million.

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Speaker 1: What you're gonna do, I'm gonna I'm gonna take that.

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01:29:47,560 --> 01:29:51,519
Speaker 1: I'm about my home. I want to own a home.

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Speaker 1: There you go, caller for real. Yes, five million dollars.

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01:29:57,400 --> 01:30:00,240
Speaker 1: What do you do? I would set my daughter up

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Speaker 1: her college fund. I would donate some money to my church.

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Speaker 1: I love my church and charity and the rest. How much?

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01:30:09,120 --> 01:30:12,360
Speaker 1: How much you're donating to the churches. I probably donate

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Speaker 1: maybe a quarter of a million dollars to my church

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Speaker 1: and another quarter of a million dollars to breast cancer awareness,

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Speaker 1: and the rest on a ball. Okay, okay, what's the

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Speaker 1: ball portion that you but that you're gonna do? Okay,

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01:30:29,320 --> 01:30:32,800
Speaker 1: let me suit track, I said from the church. Carry

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01:30:32,880 --> 01:30:35,920
Speaker 1: that one that leaves me a million already. You don't

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Speaker 1: spend a million, So I have four million left. Pay

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Speaker 1: off my bills. All that's done. Your bills is paid

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Speaker 1: off in the million. Okay, So I have four million dollars. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you will be kicking it all right, yea, Anthony Brown,

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01:30:51,400 --> 01:30:57,960
Speaker 1: you have twenty million dollars much God, because I see

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01:30:58,000 --> 01:31:01,639
Speaker 1: what he's said, then will be own many white women.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna take care of all my grandkids and all

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01:31:08,560 --> 01:31:11,400
Speaker 1: my kids. I'm a million apiece. I'm gonna give him

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Speaker 1: a million apiece, and then I'm gonna set up side.

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Speaker 1: I got three kids, but I got like ten grandkids.

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Speaker 1: They're not gonna get a million. They're gonna have to

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Speaker 1: split that up between all nine of them. Yeah, kids,

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Speaker 1: a million people. Now here's the thing. I'm gonna set

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Speaker 1: upside another million for the kids because they're gonna blow that,

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Speaker 1: okay quickly, They're gonna they're gonna run through that real quick.

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Speaker 1: And then the next thing I know I want to do.

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Speaker 1: I would love to have me an apartment in New

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Speaker 1: York City Times Square. Oh my god, man, Yes, I love.

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Speaker 1: I love to go to the theater. I love New York. Man. Cool,

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01:31:56,720 --> 01:31:58,320
Speaker 1: you could do that. And when we come back, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna talk a little bit more. We're gonna dream a

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01:32:00,040 --> 01:32:05,120
Speaker 1: little bit, y'all. Y'all dreaming. You're listening to Steve Harvey

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01:32:05,200 --> 01:32:07,800
Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, here we go with just one

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Speaker 1: more thing, Steve, I won't because this is how you

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Speaker 1: get things in life. You have to dream. You have

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01:32:16,880 --> 01:32:20,280
Speaker 1: to set really high goal. My father always told me, said,

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01:32:20,400 --> 01:32:23,519
Speaker 1: aim for the moon in case you miss you will

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01:32:23,600 --> 01:32:26,400
Speaker 1: still be amongst the stars. You just say that to

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01:32:26,560 --> 01:32:29,400
Speaker 1: me all the time. So I learned how to aim

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01:32:29,560 --> 01:32:34,799
Speaker 1: extremely high. Okay, but man, God to give you high stuff,

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01:32:35,400 --> 01:32:37,439
Speaker 1: but you gotta ask for it. Okay. So I got

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Speaker 1: James listen million. We are now on over to Shirley. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you have Shirley fifth, teen million dollars. What do you do?

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01:32:52,200 --> 01:32:59,040
Speaker 1: Go now? Oh my god? Okay, okay, I am all right.

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Speaker 1: I gotta time. I have to absolutely tied. I have

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01:33:02,600 --> 01:33:08,080
Speaker 1: to time. I got it. Yeah, I have to tie.

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Speaker 1: I have to. I have to put that first. I

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Speaker 1: have one church. Well, yeah, however, I'm going to tie

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Speaker 1: either to my one church. I have cousins that have churches.

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Speaker 1: I'll do that. Yeah, I don't have a problem with

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Speaker 1: that at all. I will tie because I get to keep.

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Speaker 1: I'm cool with it. I'm gonna buy. I'm gonna buy

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Speaker 1: some real estate. I gotta buy some real estate, some homes,

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Speaker 1: some properties, some rental properties. Got to do that. How

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Speaker 1: much you spend on what real estate? Okay? Um, probably

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Speaker 1: probably about five million somewhere along in there, depending on

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Speaker 1: where I buy it, and if I buy it in

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Speaker 1: l A five million might give me a two bedroom apartment,

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Speaker 1: two bedroom contra. Yeah, okay, I'm gonna invest some I'm

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01:34:01,960 --> 01:34:05,439
Speaker 1: gonna I'm definitely gonna invest What do you mean you

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01:34:07,080 --> 01:34:08,639
Speaker 1: what are you talking about that? Yeah, I'm gonna invest

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01:34:08,680 --> 01:34:11,040
Speaker 1: some more, probably in the stock stock market or something.

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01:34:11,080 --> 01:34:13,640
Speaker 1: I gotta take some risks. I'm going to invest in

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Speaker 1: in the stock market. And um, I'm gonna buy some shoes. Yeah,

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01:34:17,960 --> 01:34:20,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh wait, wait, I do have a child. Wait,

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01:34:24,000 --> 01:34:26,280
Speaker 1: she just called me five minutes ago. I asked me

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Speaker 1: for two hundred dollars. Oh yeah, I'll take care of her,

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Speaker 1: to take care of my family. Of course, I'll take

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01:34:32,520 --> 01:34:36,880
Speaker 1: care of well. I'm gonna leave a trust. I have

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01:34:37,040 --> 01:34:40,120
Speaker 1: eight and a half million dollars left. I'll leave her

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Speaker 1: three million, three million. Yeah, I'll leave her about three

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Speaker 1: million dollars all Tommy, Yes, sir, you have fifty million dollars.

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Speaker 1: What do you do? Five million? We finished Shooter, hell

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Speaker 1: of a movie. I'm finn get every star I can

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Speaker 1: think of. I'm shooting. I'm shooting because I know it's

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01:35:04,920 --> 01:35:09,720
Speaker 1: gonna produce. What. Well, you won't get every star. You

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01:35:09,760 --> 01:35:12,519
Speaker 1: can't get a whole lot of stars. Well, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I didn't figure this out see what you wanna do

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01:35:14,600 --> 01:35:16,479
Speaker 1: is you want to get them where they come in

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01:35:16,560 --> 01:35:19,040
Speaker 1: and shoot their stuff in one day. These are cameos,

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01:35:19,520 --> 01:35:21,519
Speaker 1: come in, shoot and get them out. You can get them.

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01:35:21,600 --> 01:35:30,879
Speaker 1: Can't get cameo with just this fin to be another

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01:35:31,040 --> 01:35:36,920
Speaker 1: damn who's stold cooperator the movie? Like? Hold on? First

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Speaker 1: of all, okay, Tommy, I just cannot. I cannot, as

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Speaker 1: your uncle and at no, I cannot let you shoot

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Speaker 1: a twenty five million dollar movie. Man, are you crazy?

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01:35:48,840 --> 01:35:53,960
Speaker 1: Don't get that mine. We're gonna get that right back, Doc.

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Speaker 1: Tyler ain't shot a movie for twenty five million? How

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01:35:56,720 --> 01:35:59,200
Speaker 1: much money that? Man? God? Hey are you doing with

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01:35:59,240 --> 01:36:08,000
Speaker 1: the five million dollar? Moving Tyler gonna be in the movie? Is? Alright?

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01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:10,920
Speaker 1: Go ahead? Man, alright, alright, I mean you got million dollars,

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01:36:10,960 --> 01:36:14,080
Speaker 1: all right, you got twenty five left. Anything's gonna take

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01:36:14,120 --> 01:36:16,920
Speaker 1: but a couple million off pay off bills and houses

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01:36:16,920 --> 01:36:20,000
Speaker 1: and stuff like I pay that off. Okay, if you

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01:36:20,040 --> 01:36:22,560
Speaker 1: want me to truthfully be serious, I'm gonna get my

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01:36:22,680 --> 01:36:27,919
Speaker 1: wife and kids somebody because I finished to lose. That's

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01:36:28,640 --> 01:36:31,920
Speaker 1: that's accepted. If I get fitted. Let me go ahead

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01:36:31,960 --> 01:36:34,519
Speaker 1: and fess up and get people some money, man, and

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01:36:34,600 --> 01:36:39,040
Speaker 1: let them go on on about their life. Man. By

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01:36:39,080 --> 01:36:42,040
Speaker 1: the time I get fifty million, that's these people. That's

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01:36:42,080 --> 01:36:46,320
Speaker 1: what they are. That's what they are at that point,

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01:36:46,400 --> 01:36:53,880
Speaker 1: they just these God get your friends. Okay, give me

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01:36:53,960 --> 01:36:56,280
Speaker 1: a figure to ask me for the dude, give him

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Speaker 1: a hunted million. What you do, billion one spank your

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Speaker 1: brand new g six fifty seventy millions right off, no stream,

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Speaker 1: six fifty, top of the line. I'm going to the

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Speaker 1: front of the list, because you gotta get in line

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01:37:21,600 --> 01:37:24,000
Speaker 1: to get them. I'm going right to the front body

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Speaker 1: number one slot. I'm giving a brand new six fifty,

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Speaker 1: never been ridden in touch. I'm gonna redo it. It's

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Speaker 1: gonna be boss. I'm gonna put about seventy five million

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Speaker 1: on it. Got me a plane. I'm gonna take five

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Speaker 1: hunted million, said it right on off to the side.

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Speaker 1: Ain't gonna touch it, ain't gonna look at it. I'm

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01:37:41,000 --> 01:37:43,120
Speaker 1: gonna put it somewhere while and get tempers and interests

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01:37:43,160 --> 01:37:45,240
Speaker 1: on it. That five hundred million gonna get me fifty

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Speaker 1: million dollars a year to live on. I'm pimping five

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Speaker 1: and the rest of that damn money cut on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: The lady loves tour and watch her as shine, watch

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Speaker 1: dude hunt Damn. I'm thinking like boats, all that action

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Speaker 1: camera and look, and I'm going on Instagram for Instagram

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Speaker 1: and all my social media for three days in the row,

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Speaker 1: three days in the row to respond to everybody, and

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Speaker 1: then I'm gonna shut it all off. Ain't gonna beat

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01:38:16,760 --> 01:38:18,920
Speaker 1: him nothing, because when I get through f you and

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01:38:19,000 --> 01:38:24,719
Speaker 1: who all I want to say, oh, trust and belief.

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01:38:25,120 --> 01:38:27,479
Speaker 1: When I get ready to out Shirley three days, I'm

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01:38:27,520 --> 01:38:30,720
Speaker 1: going on social media to respond to everything everybody ever

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01:38:30,760 --> 01:38:33,479
Speaker 1: said about me and get it all and I'm gonna

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01:38:33,479 --> 01:38:36,400
Speaker 1: tell the truth. And I'm gonna let you have. Take us,

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Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, dreams at the beginning of everything, do

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01:38:41,040 --> 01:38:44,200
Speaker 1: some dreaming the day you have a great It's Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: If you got a million dollars, if anything you want

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