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Speaker 1: My doctor exposed me for having an affair to my wife.

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Speaker 1: This has to be a violation.

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Speaker 2: You know, what if you like getting violated?

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Speaker 1: What's that your kink? What if that's your kink, baby

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Speaker 1: kinky kink?

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Speaker 2: Oh not my hippo records. I would say, I'm predicting.

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Speaker 2: I'm predicting. Ahole all from op from op for doctor. Wow,

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Speaker 1: I like it all right. This is sort of a

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Speaker 1: sensitive topic, but I still could use some legal advice.

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Speaker 1: My wife and I have been married for twenty years,

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Speaker 1: For the last years, my wife and I have an

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Speaker 1: In the last several years, I've gone outside of the

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Speaker 1: one specific man, who, including my wife, is my only

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Speaker 1: so protection is always on my mind. In general, I

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Speaker 1: I travel frequently and have a private office that supports

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Speaker 1: practice concierge doctor who we pay an extraordinary amount on

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Speaker 1: top of the normal insurance bill amounts and all that.

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Speaker 1: As a result, this doctor is a little bit chummy

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Speaker 1: it with dudes. She has never complained about ordering an

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Speaker 1: having other sexual partners. Okay, anyway, several months ago I

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Speaker 1: spoke to the doctor about going on a form of

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Speaker 1: went absolutely bonkers on me. For one thing, I found

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, doctor's going on. Wow. The doctor would not hear

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Speaker 1: red faced. Immediately following that visit, I was out of

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Speaker 1: the steps I found out the doctor had taken. One.

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Speaker 1: She had changed my mailing address from my office to

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Speaker 1: missus and mister, and the records were only my own.

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Speaker 1: She told my legally adult age oldest daughter in her

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Speaker 1: she discharged me as a patient, but not my wife

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Speaker 1: or kids. I reviewed copies of my documentation from when

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Speaker 1: release specifically blocked sharing of information to anyone, and my

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Speaker 1: emergency contact is my brother. All events take place in Florida.

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Speaker 1: My question is did this doctor breach or duty as

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Speaker 1: Thanks in advance. So, John, I want to know who

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Speaker 1: Is it in line? Is an aut of line? What about? Ope?

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Speaker 1: But John, what do you think?

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Speaker 2: Wow? I'm flipping my prediction big time because this doctor

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Speaker 2: homophobic as faugh and that I was wondering. I was wondering, like,

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Speaker 2: I mean, I guess it is technically none of a

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Speaker 2: I was just like, this is just my brain was

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Speaker 1: So just to clarify, if you carefully read my post,

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Speaker 2: Oh, just insane. Also, forty grand a year for a

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Speaker 1: I know that's insane.

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Speaker 2: What do they do for work?

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Speaker 1: What these people? Yeah, ope, I don't know, man, but

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Speaker 2: That is actually super hilarious. What would you do in

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Speaker 1: I mean I would get a lawyer. I mean like

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Speaker 1: it's a for sure a hip of violation to do this.

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Speaker 1: Although the doctor is one hundred percent the a hole,

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Speaker 2: But also it's like you get to a certain person

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's It's ridiculous, dude, It's ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: I mean, Sam, this is a complete mess. But we

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's see this mess. What is the laziest thing

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Speaker 1: you have ever done? Okop? This is Okayop. I'm Samuel Donner,

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Speaker 1: and we tell the funniest stories on the internet. And John,

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Speaker 1: what are your favorite kind of headphones? Uh? You know,

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Speaker 1: air pods are pretty cool. I honestly actually have a

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Speaker 1: problem with air pods right now, so beef. Yeah, well

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Speaker 1: it will not. I don't have a problem, but they

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Speaker 3: All of your loud stomps are just yeah. I don't

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Speaker 3: I would love to hear is your story. So can

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Speaker 3: you lay it on me? What is the laziest thing

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Speaker 3: you have ever done? I didn't want to get up

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, wow us the animals to open your packages.

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Speaker 1: That's that's a new level. That's a new level.

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Speaker 2: Used to have one of those clap on clap off

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Speaker 1: That's a new level of laziness. He doesn't want to

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Speaker 1: Honestly, that is that's a hack. That's a time saving hack.

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Speaker 2: So what you just let it run down to like.

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Speaker 1: That's a new level of laziness. But I love it.

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Speaker 2: I was laying in bed with a light on and

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Speaker 1: That that is actually lazy, because you're making someone else

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Speaker 2: And then your mom comes like hey, and you're like

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Speaker 1: And your own mother, like you could have gotten up

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Speaker 1: and done it, shot ten nerf darts at the light

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Speaker 2: Wash my bed sheets. Didn't put the sheets on until

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Speaker 1: Sounds like my roommate are on. He has not put

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Speaker 1: he just sleeps on it it he sleeps, and he

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Speaker 1: also sleeps with the lights on. He won't turn off

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Speaker 2: That insanct.

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Speaker 1: He's this guy never I could never sleep with.

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Speaker 2: The light Yeah, no, ridiculous late to the party, but

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Speaker 2: This guy was the definition of not a morning person.

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