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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties. Hello, Hey Marissa,

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Speaker 1: Oh hi.

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Speaker 2: Is is this my I think Natalie referred you.

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Speaker 1: Yes, this is pe Deakins. I just emailed you that

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Speaker 1: I'm was running about five minutes late there for the

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Speaker 1: job interview. I'm sorry about that, but a situation happened

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Speaker 1: and I got rid of the situation and now I'm

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Speaker 1: here and ready for the interview. Sorry about that. I'm

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Speaker 1: normally right on time. Okay.

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Speaker 2: Are you okay to do the job interview right now

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Speaker 2: because we can reschedule?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, absolutely, this is super important to me. I'm

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Speaker 1: focused only on this right now. Okay.

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Speaker 2: Stop, there's a few questions and then we'll be done

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Speaker 2: with with it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So just tell me about your Are you sure

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Speaker 1: you don't want to watch a funny kitten video? I

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Speaker 1: found a real No, I can't do that right now.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing a job interview. Stop it. Yeah, look, uh okay,

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Speaker 1: So what were you saying? I'm so sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: Somebody there was a sound at the door there, so

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Speaker 1: I just.

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Speaker 2: Was yeah, yeah, I would just really appreciate it if

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Speaker 2: you could just go somewhere quiet where there's no one

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Speaker 2: to interrupt you so I can actually do this job interview.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, let me just move over just I'll just move

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Speaker 1: to another room real quick. Here, just going to walk

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Speaker 1: over here and shut the door.

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Speaker 2: Oh cool, I'll just skipt a question too, So what

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Speaker 2: is what do you think your greatest strength?

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Speaker 1: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Does sound delicious right now,

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Speaker 1: mister dilly delly, But I can't doing a job.

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Speaker 2: In Okay, okay, I don't know what's going on over there.

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Speaker 1: We've got a brand new jarrouge. Yes, I know, mister,

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Speaker 1: shut up. I can't make a peanut and jelly sandwich

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Speaker 1: right now? Sounds good? After after, I'm sorry? What were

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Speaker 1: you saying, Marissa?

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Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on over there, but there's

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Speaker 2: no one in the room right You told me that

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Speaker 2: you're in a quiet spot.

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Speaker 1: I'm in a quiet spot. I am in a quiet spot,

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Speaker 1: but you know how it goes sometimes. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what you're talking. Let's go somewhere right now. No, I

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Speaker 1: can't go anywhere right now. I'm doing a job interview.

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Speaker 1: Sorry about that.

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Speaker 2: What I feel like there's someone in there with what's

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Speaker 2: going on?

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Speaker 1: Do you feel like what I'm so sorry, I missed that.

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Speaker 1: What'd you say? Yeah? So I keep hearing another voice.

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Speaker 1: Have you seen your keys? No, I haven't seen my keys.

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Speaker 1: I don't know where they are, but it's not the

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Speaker 1: time to look for them. Right now. I'm gonna flick

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Speaker 1: your stupid top head off. This is a job interview,

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Speaker 1: and this is not typically how they go. And that's true,

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Speaker 1: and normally I'm very focused. But mister Dilly deally showed

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Speaker 1: up today right before I had the job interview, which

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Speaker 1: was why I was five minutes late, because somebody just

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Speaker 1: had to find the perfect pair of sox. And it

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Speaker 1: wasn't me. Well, it wasn't me, Yes, it was you.

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Speaker 1: Did you see mister Dilley Dolly? Well, yes I did.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure he visits you from time to time too, So,

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Speaker 1: mister Dilley Dollly, you know the guy that shows up

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Speaker 1: every time you're trying to get something done, who gets

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Speaker 1: you all. Of course, that is what you do, mister

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Speaker 1: dilly Dally. No, No, I don't. I don't know how

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Speaker 1: it is with them.

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Speaker 2: I don't have a Dilly Dally because I don't have

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Speaker 2: an imaginary guy with a top hat telling me what

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Speaker 2: to do or distracting me.

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Speaker 1: Well, good mister Dillydally is not messing with you today.

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Speaker 1: Then he decided to come over to my house. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you're on drugs. Literally, what is going on? Oh no,

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Speaker 1: I've never no, I never touched the stuff. But you

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Speaker 1: know what it might be. It might be that I'm

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Speaker 1: off something right now. That's probably the problem. So I've

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Speaker 1: got add and I didn't take my adderall today, and

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Speaker 1: anytime I don't take my adderall, good old mister Dillydally

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Speaker 1: shows up and I just get distracted because he's always

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Speaker 1: wanted to do other things than the task in hand. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: usually people don't taken in the middle of this. No,

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Speaker 1: mister Dilly Delly, I'm not gonna learn Silo goos right now.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing a job interview. I'm sorry, what were you saying?

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Speaker 1: What I'm saying is that this job interview is over.

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Speaker 1: You're not a good candidate for this. I don't know

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Speaker 1: why Natalie set up this phone call. Well I know why, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: why because she hates me? Well you know, no, it's

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Speaker 1: not because of that. It's because this is actually double

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Speaker 1: from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you

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Speaker 1: and your friend Natalie said you, Yeah, this is actually

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Speaker 1: Double from the Jewbel Show doing a phone brank. Your

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Speaker 1: friend Natalie said that You've been interviewing for a job,

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Speaker 1: and I had a lot of terrible candidates, so I

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Speaker 1: figured i'd call you with the worst one. Jesus, that

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Speaker 1: was a night there. I thought I was talking to

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Speaker 1: a crazy person.

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Speaker 2: My friend Nally thought of her mine.

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Speaker 1: If you don't want to hire if you don't want

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Speaker 1: to hire me, you can always hire mister Gilli Nally.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, so wake up every morning with Jebile phone pranks.