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Speaker 1: For the Hoppity Rappity Rap.

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Speaker 2: It's too late for that ship anyway, Dag. I gotta

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Speaker 2: wind down, prepare myself for sleep. Nigga. All right, man,

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Speaker 2: you ready for this motherfucking undressing. I'm about to do

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Speaker 2: your ass, nigga with this motherfucker.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know why we're doing this.

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Speaker 2: Listen, I'm finish stripping your ass naked. We're gonna make

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Speaker 2: love after this ship, Nigga, I'm finna undress your ass. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Why you ding so fresh?

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Speaker 1: Why you ding so flash?

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Speaker 2: Bro?

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Speaker 1: Where you gotta go?

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Speaker 2: Where you gotta go? Maybe you trying to dress? Is

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Speaker 2: trying to dress?

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Speaker 3: So I'm just stay alive.

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Speaker 2: I'm fit.

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Speaker 4: Come enough the time up?

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Speaker 2: Kids praying? I don't know, baby, girl, you're moving on

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Speaker 2: a better pace. You don't be using me. I'm god

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Speaker 2: you trying. I'm gonna use it.

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Speaker 5: Flash's like t D baby, you're taking my school adi.

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Speaker 2: Y'all want to fire un me? Maybe you can come

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Speaker 2: out the room, let me give you.

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Speaker 6: Oh that's.

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Speaker 2: So. Did you want to talk about Derek Fisher and

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Speaker 2: Matt Barnes a little bit before we get into the

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Speaker 2: rat ship.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we get that's the whole theme of this week.

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Speaker 3: Everybody's sucking everybody like between goddamn Derek Fisher and Matt

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Speaker 3: Barnes and Victor Cruz and.

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Speaker 2: His about that too. We got to about that too.

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Speaker 2: So let's go ahead, motherfucker introducing Ship. We just jumped

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Speaker 2: right in this motherfucker.

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Speaker 1: You gotta be there in that nigga this week.

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Speaker 2: I was halfway into that nigga. I'm hearing it. Yeah, Ship,

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Speaker 2: all right, all right, man, this Jiggas and Jones fucking podcast.

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Speaker 2: Me and my nigga, Tyler. We're gonna talk ship today

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Speaker 2: about Derek Fisher and Matt Barnes. We're gonna talk about

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Speaker 2: your boy Cruise knocking off two hundred of them, which

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Speaker 2: you know that that makes that makes about that makes

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Speaker 2: that sounds about right to me. Then we're going to

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Speaker 2: argue what's the better athlete, whether it be squirrels or rats.

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Speaker 2: I'm finna destroy this motherfucking nigga. We gonna go through

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Speaker 2: the whole combine workout too, bro, We gotta break it

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Speaker 2: all the way down. Gee. Yeah. But if you funk

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Speaker 2: with this man, go to iTunes. Uh give us five stars,

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Speaker 2: leave us a comment. If you don't, you know fuck

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Speaker 2: you too, then, my nigga. All right, man, so.

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Speaker 3: You you ain't go, you ain't go all the way

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Speaker 3: Internet nigga, and say your Twitter name though, and my okay, come.

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Speaker 2: On, if you're gonna be Internet nigga, I gotta face

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Speaker 2: first this motherfucker all right, man. So goddamn I am

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Speaker 2: the jet throw Jenkins. And my friend that I'm talking

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Speaker 2: to is I am.

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Speaker 1: Dragonfly Jah Yo.

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Speaker 2: Man, fuck that ship niggah.

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Speaker 3: Man, God damn bro Hey, motherfucker still will never tell

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Speaker 3: the point out of you know why we torture ourselves

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Speaker 3: this ship.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's part of the It's part of

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Speaker 2: the job description, the Internet job description we have to.

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Speaker 1: The Internet nigga job right, right right?

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Speaker 2: I got a question for you real quick, bro. Well

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Speaker 2: we're jumping all this ship. Man, do you be having

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Speaker 2: holes in your draws? Man?

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Speaker 3: I used to, you know, but but then I like

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Speaker 3: got got employed and got a job, and I would

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Speaker 3: just buy me draws when I had holes in them.

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Speaker 2: So we having holes in my draws? Man? Like I

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Speaker 2: didn't know. I mean, like I'm talking to my niggas.

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Speaker 2: I mean a lot of them have them. I thought

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Speaker 2: you was a special nigga, like to give a fuck

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Speaker 2: about your draws, Like I don't even think about it

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Speaker 2: till I have them on, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, by the time when I take them

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Speaker 2: the motherfuckers off, I'm not even thinking about it no

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Speaker 2: more until I put them on again. You know what

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Speaker 2: I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: So I can't, I can't dog you're.

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Speaker 2: This is this is this is a personal question to

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Speaker 1: But don't slip through the holes in your drawers.

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Speaker 2: My holes and my draws all by the legs, just

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Speaker 2: not in the crotch area, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: And I wear a boxer briefs. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: I don't wear a boxer boys, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: So my ship, you know it's strapped down. You feel

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Speaker 1: I don't worry about this boxer boxer briefs. Who think

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Speaker 1: you're a mark?

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Speaker 2: Hold up, listen, listen. I just like that way more comfortable.

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Speaker 2: And I work out. You ain't gonna work out, no

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Speaker 2: motherfucking boxers, nigga, Your dick always hop out the motherfuckers.

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Speaker 2: When I when I was playing basketball, ship so I

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Speaker 2: moved to the boxing breeze and it's actually more comfortable too,

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Speaker 2: and I don't have to fucking tuck my fucking boxers in.

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Speaker 2: You know, shit be getting puffy around your ship when

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Speaker 2: you sag and ship.

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, when you box, I always

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Speaker 3: work out in boxes, but you be god damn squatting

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Speaker 3: hyundaids and all that extra ship.

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Speaker 2: Right, So like I did, I did, you know what

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Speaker 2: I'm saying? And then when you're running and ship, man,

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Speaker 2: that shit be not fuck all that. Man. I even

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Speaker 2: wear tights out of my shorts, nigga, like like compression ship.

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Speaker 2: I just I want. I want to be all the way,

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Speaker 2: you know, like I wear that more for my knees,

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Speaker 2: to be honest, man, because my ship donna pop out

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Speaker 2: of place, and shit, I need all the I.

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Speaker 1: Mean, my tank tops be holy as fuck.

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Speaker 3: I don't really give a because I just wear them

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Speaker 3: because I hate the way a fucking dress shirt feels

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Speaker 3: on my bear skin.

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Speaker 2: I think that's some dirty nigga shit. Though. If you

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Speaker 2: don't wear on your shirt, you need a under shirt, bro.

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Speaker 2: You know your your shirt gonna be yellow as a motherfucker. Bro,

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Speaker 2: you a grown man and sweats and ship flappen the

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Speaker 2: fuck out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I can't do that. I need that. I

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Speaker 1: get if you ever really think about it, we don't

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Speaker 1: really need. That's kind of like a man's.

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Speaker 3: Brawl, Like like goddamn shirt, you know what I'm saying,

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Speaker 3: Like you.

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Speaker 2: Really we really feel naked when you feel there's a

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Speaker 2: motherfucker without that ship all bro, it's important, man, you

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Speaker 2: need an under shirt. Man, did you be wearing a

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Speaker 2: white draws? Though?

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Speaker 1: I wear them a little weak ass.

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Speaker 3: I bout my drawing some Walmart, the little weak ass

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Speaker 3: some bullshit to gray and.

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Speaker 2: Black though I'm real specific. I don't fuck with no colors,

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Speaker 2: especially not white. I'm not brave enough. You gotta be

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Speaker 2: a break mother fuck it. Well, the white boys, you

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Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, eighty slip ups. It's just all

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Speaker 2: the way out there, you know what I'm saying. I mean,

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Speaker 2: I learned that from white rags. Bro, you know I don't.

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Speaker 2: I don't use white wash coasts other than in hotels either. Man,

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Speaker 2: I don't want to know that much about myself, Nigga.

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Speaker 2: That's she gonna tell you too much about yourself. You don't.

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Speaker 2: You don't even realize how thirty you are to you

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Speaker 2: try that ship.

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, Yeah around, you funk around

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Speaker 3: and wipe your greasy as and those of the white

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Speaker 3: rash wash rag.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna wonder what the fuck is going on?

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Speaker 2: You know, look like a little motherfucker like you work

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Speaker 2: on the ground and some ship man. Yeah, so I

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Speaker 2: don't do the also, motherfucker when you jump out the

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Speaker 2: shower and you dry off, and you gotta go ahead

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Speaker 2: and dry up and drive the back end off too,

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Speaker 2: and and you're like, oh, you gotta start all the

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Speaker 2: way over, bro, you might have to start the whole

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Speaker 2: day over. Actually, that's how fucking fucked up it is, nigga.

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Speaker 2: Like we talked about, you ain't ready to be an

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Speaker 2: adult today, nigga. You know what I'm saying, you ain't

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Speaker 2: do what you needed to do. Anyway. Let's gohead jump

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Speaker 2: with in this motherfucking ship man. So we're gonna start

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Speaker 2: off with it. You want to start off with a cruise.

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Speaker 2: You want to start off with dad Fisher.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I mean like ship. I mean it's everybody's

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Speaker 3: fucking everybody like that stuff. Just everything here.

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Speaker 2: We start with the cruise, man, So I'm I didn't

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Speaker 2: really get all the way into that. I just know

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Speaker 2: that she she she texted a group texted like two

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Speaker 2: hundred side pieces, right, yeah? Was it all at once?

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Speaker 2: I mean I read the text.

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Speaker 3: Is not two hundred they say that. It's just like

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Speaker 3: that the area code was like a two O one

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Speaker 3: area code.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So yeah, this was more fun to say two hundred.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean I guess it's fun to say.

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Speaker 3: But either way, like like after you're adding like the

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Speaker 3: fifth or sixth woman in a fucking group text, like,

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Speaker 3: it doesn't done to you that the dude dealing with

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Speaker 3: just ain't ship and why are you fucking doing this?

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Speaker 2: The thing with that though, Man, what do you expect

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Speaker 2: out of the cruise? Man? You know what I'm saying,

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Speaker 2: what do you expect out to do? I mean, I

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Speaker 2: know you've been with him for a while and he

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Speaker 2: held you down. I mean I mean obviously didn't have

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Speaker 2: it to hold it down, but like y'all been together,

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Speaker 2: maybe monetarily or whatever, but she know him personally, so

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Speaker 2: she probably fucked with who he is. He just ain't

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Speaker 2: ship when it comes to being faithful. So as far

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Speaker 2: as outside of relationship, he probably you know, holds it

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Speaker 2: down out sided. You know, I started being faithful. But dude,

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Speaker 2: you ain't. Can't. You don't really expect I mean, you

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Speaker 2: were an athlete. Man, Come on, my mom, My mom

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Speaker 2: told me this ship. She dated a dude and the

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Speaker 2: uh that was that was fuck, that was a Raider.

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Speaker 2: She went to school with them in college and they

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Speaker 2: was like they were like sweethearts and college and shit.

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Speaker 2: He was a receiver and he went to the Raiders

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Speaker 2: to play for the Raiders. Right. This was in the

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Speaker 2: motherfucking age when the Raiders were still the Raiders, right,

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Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. So, like, dude, like she said,

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Speaker 2: she went. She said, she went to his hotel room

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Speaker 2: after one of his games. She went and visited him

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Speaker 2: a ship, and she said, the women she saw in

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Speaker 2: the in the hotel room, she said, she had like

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Speaker 2: like she didn't even know where the fuck these women

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Speaker 2: were from. She said they were all like gorgeous and

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Speaker 2: not just regular pretty, like like where the fuck are

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Speaker 2: you from? I've never even seen anything like you before.

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Speaker 2: So she and she even said, she said, I don't

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Speaker 2: know how these dudes she said, she said, I don't.

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Speaker 2: I didn't they broke up because he wasn't faithful, you

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Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. But she said, she said, truthfully,

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Speaker 2: I don't know how he was to be faithful. Dude,

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Speaker 2: we don't have these issues. I'm not judge you know,

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Speaker 2: Victor Cruz Gee, you know what I'm saying. I can't

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Speaker 2: judge that. Man. I don't have those issues. I'm not

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Speaker 2: as good looking as him, I'm not as desirable. I

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Speaker 2: don't make the money nigga, Like, dude, I can't judge that. Man.

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Speaker 2: It's hard for me as a regular nigga. So too,

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Speaker 2: I mean she so she had to kind of know,

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Speaker 3: And going on on what you said, my aunt David

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Speaker 1: Seen this motherfucker.

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Speaker 3: You had a little we gass fro that that never

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Speaker 1: Right, Yeah about Yeah, he played with cal Ripton and Ship.

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Speaker 3: My Auntie said he was the most boring this motherfucker ever,

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, So he didn't really get to get his

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Speaker 2: at the same time, they are you know who ain't

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. Hey, it's me Tiger. You

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Speaker 2: know what I'm saying out here? Fucking up man. So,

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Speaker 2: I mean I was from what I read, it seemed

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Speaker 1: Mean she was. She was rude as fuck.

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Speaker 3: She was like calling and he tells me that y'all

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Speaker 1: She was salty as fuck.

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Speaker 2: Listen, But dude, you usually in them type of situations.

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Speaker 2: It's a whole whole bunch more than calling him, you know,

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Speaker 2: telling him that I don't exist, and but I do exist,

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Speaker 2: and he tells me none of y'all matter, like dude, Like,

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Speaker 2: That's that's that's light work. That's that's I mean, like

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Speaker 3: I just don't understand why millionaires, fucking multi millionaires can't

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Speaker 1: It's because you're getting some side put. You can be

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Speaker 2: And the thing too is not not only do you

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Speaker 2: I'm saying, Like you you you you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: Like you get special treatment because you know you're you're somebody,

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Speaker 2: which is corny as fuck, but it's real. So but

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Speaker 2: I like, why why you even why are you even

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Speaker 2: what I'm saying. I mean, I don't know, man. You know,

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Speaker 2: I don't judge the man for what he I mean,

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Speaker 2: it wasn't that bad. I mean, she shouldn't she shouldn't

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Speaker 2: But I mean, she's gonna go with the chicks she's fucking,

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Speaker 1: She handled this ship all wrong.

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Speaker 3: If you ask me, what she should have done is

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Speaker 3: married this motherfucker and then god damn made made a

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Speaker 3: she and took half of everything, and this motherfucker made

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Speaker 3: that would have been a win.

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Speaker 2: He might have.

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Speaker 3: She out here just just just trying to goddamn get

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Speaker 3: her pride back.

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Speaker 2: He might have had a free up though, and ain't

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Speaker 2: no way if I have money like that, I'm jumping

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna just deal with this because seriously, Tyler, you're

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Speaker 2: You ain't. You ain't getting a prenup.

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Speaker 3: I mean, from what I understand, they've been down for

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Speaker 3: a minute, so that mights aren't as common as we

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Speaker 3: think with rich motherfuckers.

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Speaker 1: Like a lot of rich motherfuckers don't get them. Why

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Speaker 1: not You're like, why the fuck not?

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Speaker 2: Why?

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, though, but I feel I think if that was

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Speaker 2: about it like that. But she, like I said, if

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Speaker 2: she doesn't. She has money, but she doesn't get that

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Speaker 2: special treatment. And that's something that you know, you know,

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Speaker 2: people appreciate too, you know what I'm saying. I mean,

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Speaker 2: it's gonna be hard to like you know, I mean

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Speaker 2: with money, now, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Something sound like the dream world that dude.

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Speaker 2: But we ain't that ain't. She ain't us though, like dude,

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Speaker 2: like I want to be I want to be rich

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Speaker 2: with her, like with you know, with regular ship. You know,

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Speaker 2: I would love to be a rich record nigga. But

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Speaker 2: you know a lot of people don't like that ship. Bro.

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Speaker 2: I don't think she gonna fuck. I don't think she

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Speaker 2: When you get used to living like that, you know

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Speaker 2: what I mean, and you and you desire that type

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Speaker 2: of shit. I don't know. I don't know. Let's let's

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Speaker 2: talk about Derek Fisher and Matt Barnes.

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Speaker 1: This old dirty motherfucker out here.

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Speaker 3: God damn now, well, I mean Matt Bonds was sucking

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Speaker 3: around too, that's why chick laughing. And then Derek Fisher

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Speaker 3: just came in like an old ass nigga and gave

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Speaker 2: Hey, he he left his wife for ten years and

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Speaker 2: jumped into that. Yeah, and once you treach me out,

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Speaker 2: it's like, dude, Okay, Derek are you He probably an

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Speaker 2: old man strength and he probably you know, the old

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Speaker 2: dude got to reach though. I don't know if he

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Speaker 2: really gonna fuck with him, but he can hold his own.

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Speaker 2: I believe Derek Fischer death could hold his own. You

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Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. With Matt Barnes. You know he's

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Speaker 2: a tough little dude, But why are you dating women?

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Speaker 2: You have to fight at this fight they dude, at

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Speaker 2: this age, you know, like because dude, even when you win,

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Speaker 2: your body is still gonna her. You're still gonna lose,

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Speaker 2: like even when you win, because your body gonna hurt

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Speaker 2: at the end, like the fight's gonna you know, fuck

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Speaker 2: your body up. You're gonna be tired, tired of hell

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Speaker 2: beat up, you know what I'm saying. So as fucked

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Speaker 2: the next day, even if you whooped the nigga, because you, oh.

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Speaker 4: Nigga, you ain't got no business doing this ship. And

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Speaker 4: then that's your old teammates. Dude, is she that? I mean,

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Speaker 4: she nice, but I don't think anybody that bad ge.

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Speaker 4: I'm not gonna put myself in the sisters. He know

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Speaker 4: he's gonna have to fight that dude.

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Speaker 2: He knew it was coming. Everybody in the world knew

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Speaker 2: was coming other than him.

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Speaker 3: If if you fuck with Matt Barnes X, you gotta

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Speaker 3: expect to fight that nigga sooner or later.

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Speaker 2: And y'all were teammates, g Like it shows video that

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Speaker 2: shows pictures.

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Speaker 4: Of him like kissing uh Derrick Fish on the back

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Speaker 4: of the head, like after the games, like they were

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Speaker 4: frist Bro, Dude, there's a picture of him behind Derek

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Speaker 4: Fisher like embracing him.

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Speaker 2: So you know that. I mean, y'all teammates. You know

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Speaker 2: when you play sports at the camaraderie, bro, you know

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Speaker 2: what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Like never kissed the motherfucker on the back. He walked

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Speaker 2: The back of the listen, man, I did. Like I

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Speaker 2: remember once I was playing this team called Buck like

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Speaker 2: We was talking about, you know in the country, ain't

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Speaker 2: shit to do but go to like sporting games, right,

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Speaker 2: So it was a rivalry game. So I'm talking about

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Speaker 2: Adrian Pretcher, he had like he was you know, he

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Speaker 2: could ball, He was he had a big ass shot

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Speaker 2: and in the game, right and nigga, I hugged the

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Speaker 2: nigga and kissed him on his cheek for like, that

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Speaker 2: was my homeie, you know what I'm saying. But I mean,

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Speaker 2: that's that's that's overboarder and the motherfucker. But like, but

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Speaker 2: like I'm just saying like that, don't surprise me. You

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Speaker 1: Hold the did you run out of the stands ug and

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Speaker 2: No, I was, I was playing. I was, I was

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Speaker 2: on the court. It was at the end of the game.

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Speaker 2: I was playing. I was a senior at the time.

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Speaker 2: He was a junior, and he had a big ass shot,

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Speaker 2: and you know, it was a close ass game, and

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Speaker 2: I just like chess bumped me and hugged him like

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Speaker 2: hell looks like you know, squeezing real talking in the moment,

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Speaker 2: I let it overtake me, to overtake me in front

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Speaker 2: of and from the basics of the whole city, because

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Speaker 2: there's only one high school the whole city where I

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Speaker 2: the whole little city. I kissed the dude on his cheek. Remember,

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Speaker 2: after the game, I was like dude, you kissed me

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Speaker 2: on my cheek. Bro, I was like, it was a moment. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: but you know what I'm saying that so that was cool.

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Speaker 2: There was homies, you know what I'm saying. And he

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Speaker 2: just gonna snatch her up like that. You can't do that.

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Speaker 2: What do you expect? What do you expect Matt Barnes

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Speaker 2: to do? Yeah, I mean we all knew. I mean,

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Speaker 2: he did you with ninety five miles to get his issue.

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Speaker 2: That's really dang, that's crazy. You said what.

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Speaker 3: I've never even stressed enough to do a goddamn Google

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Speaker 3: search on an next this motherfucker joke ninety five miles.

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Speaker 2: He's crazy, though, That's that's that's flat out crazy.

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Speaker 1: That Barnes is a different dude man.

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Speaker 2: I mean, but like you you knew, you knew, you know,

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Speaker 2: you know, Matt Bournes, that's what he's gonna do. Like,

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Speaker 2: that's what he's gonna I feel like I feel like

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Speaker 2: Derek's more uh up in the wrong than Matt. And

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Speaker 2: I think the thing is that this weirds me out

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Speaker 2: about these situations when people fight over chicks. Anyway, though,

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Speaker 2: like Matt, you think whooping Derek is gonna make it like,

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Speaker 2: you know him not be able to still drop drop

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Speaker 2: his dick off in in your egge. Lady, you you

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Speaker 2: whoop Derek Fisher, you leave and that night she gonna

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Speaker 2: rub his head and soothe him and he's gonna drop

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Speaker 2: some dick off in the chicks still, so you still lose.

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Speaker 2: You can't win, so you might as well not fight

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Speaker 2: because it's stupid at this point. Like, but I'm just saying,

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00:18:49,359 --> 00:18:51,399
Speaker 2: Matt Barnes. You know the type of dude Matt Bournes is,

432
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:53,679
Speaker 2: he's kind of he ain't no kind of. He's a knucklehead.

433
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,320
Speaker 2: Derek Fisher was gonna have to throw hands and he

434
00:18:56,359 --> 00:18:59,160
Speaker 2: knew it. If I was Derrick Fisher, I'm not trying

435
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,760
Speaker 2: to mess with. I still gotta fight to fuck with.

436
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:04,760
Speaker 2: Ain't nobody that bad, you know what I mean? He

437
00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:06,879
Speaker 2: left the she she might be different, She might be

438
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,360
Speaker 2: special because he left this lady, so she she might

439
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,639
Speaker 2: have something special that I never experienced, and I mean

440
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,560
Speaker 2: I might. I'll give it to her if that's what

441
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:16,720
Speaker 2: it is. But fuck that. I don't even want to

442
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,280
Speaker 2: fight a nigga now, bro, you know what I'm saying.

443
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:20,240
Speaker 1: They're too tired.

444
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,240
Speaker 3: Derek Fisher is a country as motherfucker from Arkansas. Like,

445
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:27,440
Speaker 3: I'm sure fighting doesn't deter this motherfucker.

446
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,680
Speaker 2: Doesn't de term. But dude, he's still human. He's old,

447
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:33,400
Speaker 2: so he's going it's gonna it's just shit, gonna still

448
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,480
Speaker 2: be tired. So you really want to fight the motherfucker?

449
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,399
Speaker 2: It was he about forty now, I mean just out

450
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:40,000
Speaker 2: of I mean, I don't think he's scared to fight.

451
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,120
Speaker 2: I'm not scared to fight, but I just don't want to.

452
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,000
Speaker 2: I don't want to feel that afterwards. You know what

453
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,800
Speaker 2: I'm saying. I used to spar just two years ago. Shit,

454
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,200
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, like fighters, Now, I don't

455
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,040
Speaker 2: want to fight nobody no more. Man, My body ain't

456
00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:53,840
Speaker 2: fucking I'm you're gonna feel it the next day, nigga.

457
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,000
Speaker 2: Even if it's like you know, it's most fight sized,

458
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:59,760
Speaker 2: well forty five seconds a minute, you're gonna be her

459
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:02,560
Speaker 2: for the next three days. Over that ship. You know

460
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,280
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. No, man, I wouldn't do it. I

461
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,399
Speaker 2: wouldn't do it, So fuck that ship. But let's go

462
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:11,200
Speaker 2: ahead and jump into this motherfucking uh. Okay, okay, let's

463
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:13,560
Speaker 2: let's break this down. You know, for motherfuckers, it might

464
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:18,080
Speaker 2: not earlier this morning on Twitter, So earlier this morning,

465
00:20:18,119 --> 00:20:19,480
Speaker 2: I went for a run. I went for my little

466
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:22,560
Speaker 2: early morning run and ship and I'm going to Smoothie

467
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,920
Speaker 2: King to get me a mother fucking plean up power plus.

468
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,640
Speaker 2: You know, I earned that motherfucker a right.

469
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:32,439
Speaker 7: So I'm driving down you know, del Mar, which is

470
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,399
Speaker 7: the street what you know, Smoothie King's on, and a

471
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:40,959
Speaker 7: motherfucking rack I mean darts across the street and I'm like,

472
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:42,840
Speaker 7: damn that.

473
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,120
Speaker 2: It was like a blur. It was fast as a motherfucker,

474
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:48,199
Speaker 2: I said. I was seeing like, dude, like you know,

475
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:50,320
Speaker 2: the only thing I really see run across the street

476
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,200
Speaker 2: like that is fucking squirrels. You know what I'm saying.

477
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:56,479
Speaker 2: You know, but like like this, like it had a purpose.

478
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:59,120
Speaker 2: It was you know, it didn't it didn't question itself,

479
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,520
Speaker 2: and it was ask mom from like this, this will

480
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:05,600
Speaker 2: smoke a squirrel in a forty Like smoke a fucking squirrel, right.

481
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:08,480
Speaker 2: And then I was thinking about the attributes and the

482
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:12,320
Speaker 2: intangibles of a rat. I'm like, dude, if if if

483
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:17,240
Speaker 2: these too, you know, play these two rodents played football,

484
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:21,280
Speaker 2: the rat will be a much better fucking athlete, and

485
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:23,800
Speaker 2: nobody will. We'll say it's a small number of people

486
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:26,240
Speaker 2: online fuck with me, but a lot of ni nigga

487
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:28,400
Speaker 2: niggas is team squirrel, you know what I'm saying. So

488
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,879
Speaker 2: we're gonna go ahead and argue this ship down, you know,

489
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:37,040
Speaker 2: destroy this nigga real quick, talking about shit. But so

490
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:42,000
Speaker 2: so okay, give me your points on why you think

491
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:45,439
Speaker 2: a squirrel is a better athlete or will be a

492
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:48,560
Speaker 2: better football player, because we're gonna say football players football season,

493
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:49,959
Speaker 2: and we don't give it by nothing else right now,

494
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,879
Speaker 2: then then then than a rat, And then we'll get

495
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,240
Speaker 2: in to the questions after this. You know, I got

496
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:58,160
Speaker 2: the questions up too, because we got like thirty people

497
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:01,879
Speaker 2: hit us up, so we'll probably they're gonna all this.

498
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,600
Speaker 3: This, this this rat squirrel ship is serious business.

499
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:07,080
Speaker 2: Serious business. It means something, dude. I mean, it's it's

500
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:09,600
Speaker 2: we go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. So what what? How?

501
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,200
Speaker 2: Why do you think it's a better actor? What is

502
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:11,760
Speaker 2: your logic?

503
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,880
Speaker 3: Say, if you were in an open if someone gave

504
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,639
Speaker 3: you a baseball bat and and and told you go

505
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:20,400
Speaker 3: in this go in this open field right here, there's

506
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,920
Speaker 3: a rat and a squirrel and you gotta kill one

507
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:23,200
Speaker 3: of them?

508
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:24,640
Speaker 1: Which one would you go after?

509
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:28,840
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go after this squirrel because you are a bigger.

510
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,399
Speaker 2: The squirrel is bigger. It's a larger target. Like let's

511
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:35,720
Speaker 2: let's like, let's stick to But okay, people talking about

512
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:38,040
Speaker 2: flying and who gives it? That doesn't make it a

513
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:41,320
Speaker 2: better football player if we were putting. We're talking about positions,

514
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,120
Speaker 2: skill positions.

515
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,800
Speaker 1: Man, he said, what you are not catching a squirrel

516
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:46,320
Speaker 1: in open space?

517
00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:50,280
Speaker 3: Those motherfucker's dart and and turn on the dimond, pivot

518
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:51,120
Speaker 3: and all that ship.

519
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:54,280
Speaker 1: A rat is just gonna run. Do you rat up

520
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,000
Speaker 1: in open space?

521
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,480
Speaker 2: No, you can catching a rat and open space. Bro, Listen,

522
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:01,200
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you something. I'm gonna tell your fact

523
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,760
Speaker 2: real quick. How fast do you think squirrels are? Do

524
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,280
Speaker 2: you think squirrels are fast? In the rats?

525
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,399
Speaker 1: What are we talking? We're talking about darting?

526
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,320
Speaker 2: Okay. First, first of all, wait, hold up. First of all,

527
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:17,640
Speaker 2: squirrels don't even run. They like gallop, they like bounce.

528
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:21,920
Speaker 2: All right, So a rat has way quicker feet, you

529
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. They got quicker feet, They move

530
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:26,920
Speaker 2: and they dark quicker. Bro Like Okay, Okay, let's okay,

531
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,080
Speaker 2: let's before we get into the positions, let's talk about

532
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:33,719
Speaker 2: the fucking the combine. You know, drills? Who would win

533
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:36,920
Speaker 2: this shit? Bro? Forty yard dads? She would win a

534
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:37,960
Speaker 2: rat or of squirrels?

535
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:39,280
Speaker 1: A squirrel up?

536
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,439
Speaker 2: Okay, that's what you say, right, I look some shit up,

537
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:46,919
Speaker 2: my nigga. Haha, I got my notes in front of me. Listen,

538
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:50,360
Speaker 2: a fucking rat. A squirrel runs twelve miles per hour.

539
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 2: That's pretty fast, right, A rat, for short short bursts

540
00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:57,080
Speaker 2: can run twenty four miles a fucking hour, Bro, a

541
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,600
Speaker 2: short bursts? No, hold up? Hold up though, hold up though,

542
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,560
Speaker 2: we ain't gon do a whole forty because the this

543
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 2: that's too big. So we're saying, relatively speaking to humans

544
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,840
Speaker 2: as far as in size, how the distance a rat

545
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:12,960
Speaker 2: would smoke the fuck out of a fucking squirrel? Bro,

546
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 2: They're faster, Bro, they're faster, bitch. Pressed you think it's stronger.

547
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:22,359
Speaker 1: I know rats are strongest, strong as fuck.

548
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:25,159
Speaker 2: Rats are strong as fuck. Burt. Who you think win

549
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:29,840
Speaker 2: a vert in a vert vertical jump? Vertical jump?

550
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,879
Speaker 3: I mean does it doesn't matter how high one can

551
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,479
Speaker 3: jump if another one can't climb the way the other

552
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:40,000
Speaker 3: one can jump climbing.

553
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:44,679
Speaker 2: We're talking about athletics, athletics, athlete like sports, Bro, we

554
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,400
Speaker 2: talk about athletics, we're talking about being an fucking athlete. Bro.

555
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:49,440
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, Like fu climbing the tree.

556
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,359
Speaker 2: That ain't gonna help you play be the ad, but

557
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:55,720
Speaker 2: the athlete and rat.

558
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:58,280
Speaker 1: Squirrels are playing in the NFL. We're trying to get

559
00:24:58,320 --> 00:24:59,560
Speaker 1: away from Foxes.

560
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 2: And we're talking of about sports. Bro. That's what we said, right,

561
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,080
Speaker 2: We said a better athlete, we said a better athlete

562
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 2: talking about sports, and we said we're gonna compare it

563
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 2: and in the sports that we fucking play. Bro, That's

564
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,000
Speaker 2: what we said. That's what we agreed to. You know

565
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. Like and and when it comes to

566
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:17,679
Speaker 2: the people talking about it in the email, that's what

567
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,719
Speaker 2: they talk about too. So we're gonna break it all down. Gee,

568
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 2: We're gonna break it all down. You would sell a squirrel,

569
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,720
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. You gotta back that up.

570
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:28,119
Speaker 2: So you said so so vernon broad jump, who you

571
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:31,159
Speaker 2: think win that ship?

572
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 1: I still think of God, Damn.

573
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:34,600
Speaker 2: I think it's squirrel will fucked. I think a scroll fucker,

574
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,160
Speaker 2: right up in them too. Yeah a squirrel?

575
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:37,400
Speaker 1: Fuck?

576
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:40,800
Speaker 2: Okay, so the so the the three cone drill in

577
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,719
Speaker 2: the shuttle run? Who you think? Who you think win

578
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:43,160
Speaker 2: of that ship?

579
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:46,920
Speaker 1: Ship? All with rats can't stop on down?

580
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,920
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? Ratts? I want to dome, bro,

581
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:54,160
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? Dude? Squirrels have all that wasted

582
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:57,639
Speaker 2: movement and they're indecisive. Dude. Have you ever have you

583
00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:00,920
Speaker 2: ever seen a rat? Nigga? Rats stop on dimes? Dolla quick, bro,

584
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:04,320
Speaker 2: they got low gravity and they hell look quick with

585
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:07,640
Speaker 2: the feed. You really think a squirrel will will suck

586
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 2: a rat up with that?

587
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:12,200
Speaker 3: Yes, squirrels can change direction way better than fucking rats can.

588
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 2: Dude. I've seen squirrels run from me and slide, bro,

589
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:22,160
Speaker 2: slide trying to change direction. They stop thinking change They don't,

590
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:23,800
Speaker 2: you know, like boom boom. I don't think it's I

591
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 2: don't think it's it's as quick as a rat. Bro.

592
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 2: I think the rats way quicker.

593
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 1: Fuck rats, man.

594
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:37,320
Speaker 2: I Hey, but we're gonna go through this though, fuck that.

595
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 2: I need research, niggau. We can't go through this ship.

596
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:44,199
Speaker 2: We're gonna finish this ship by bigger, all right, We're

597
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:48,879
Speaker 2: gonna finish this motherfucking ship. Dog. So uh all right,

598
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 2: So as far as skill positions, what do you like

599
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,880
Speaker 2: when it comes to like fucking football, who you think?

600
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,280
Speaker 2: Who you think? What do you what do you think of?

601
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:57,640
Speaker 2: Squirrel will be better than the rat.

602
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:01,640
Speaker 3: Squirrel be a better scat back, would be a better

603
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 3: wie receiver because of how they can break wide receiver.

604
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 2: But they would run terrible fucking routes because they bounced.

605
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:13,639
Speaker 2: They don't run, Bro, They don't have quick feet. A

606
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,680
Speaker 2: rats feet are way quicker, bro. So they were run

607
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 2: shitty ass routes. Bro. So you could you could, you

608
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 2: could throw.

609
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,719
Speaker 3: Look, man, if you get on the page with your

610
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 3: wid receivers and you know when your when a motherfucking

611
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 3: squirrel is gonna break dog, and you get that motherfucker

612
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,160
Speaker 3: the ball in the open field.

613
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:31,480
Speaker 1: That's six.

614
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:34,439
Speaker 2: Okay, in the open field, it might be six. But

615
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:37,200
Speaker 2: I could see a rat blowing a motherfucking squirrel up

616
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 2: coming with that twenty four mile an hour speed and

617
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:43,400
Speaker 2: knocking that motherfucker clean out. I could see that ship.

618
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 2: Ain't no rat gonna blow No, ain't no scure gonna

619
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,640
Speaker 2: blow no rat up. Bro. Squirrels don't have to don't

620
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 2: have the toughness. Gee, rats are tough as a motherfucker.

621
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:52,640
Speaker 2: I mean, the only thing tougher as far as survival,

622
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 2: just don't give a fuck are roaches and like that

623
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 2: roasted they try to jump on a nigger Adrian bro

624
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:04,399
Speaker 2: that threw up the games away, that motherfucking uh, that

625
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 2: New Orleans roach. Yeah, that's only thing tougher man.

626
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 3: So do you know what, man, there's kind of a

627
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:13,880
Speaker 3: misconception that that rats are great at living when they're

628
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:17,360
Speaker 3: really great at surviving. And there's kind of a difference there, Like,

629
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 3: like rats are pretty fucking shitty at living. They live

630
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:24,400
Speaker 3: like two years in a while, but they fuck all

631
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 3: the time and then then and then those two years

632
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 3: they'll make like fucking eighty babies. Okay, great at surviving,

633
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 3: but not necessarily living.

634
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:34,480
Speaker 2: Okay, but living though we're talking okay when it comes

635
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:36,479
Speaker 2: to living. You know what I'm saying, Like, is it

636
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,800
Speaker 2: because rats just naturally live lesser? Like you know what

637
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,160
Speaker 2: I'm saying, Like, you're not gonna compare a human's life

638
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 2: to a rats life or to a sqruss, like because

639
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 2: we just naturally live longer. Do rats just naturally not

640
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:51,600
Speaker 2: live past a year or two years. I mean, are

641
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:54,239
Speaker 2: they getting like fucked up at eaton or they just

642
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 2: die because they getting the lifespan like a fly is lifespan,

643
00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,720
Speaker 2: it's like what a week, a day or some shit.

644
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 2: So we can't so but so so maybe I think.

645
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 2: But when it comes to toughness, who were gonna say

646
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 2: is tougher?

647
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 3: Look, man, squirrels have one litter a year from what

648
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:17,280
Speaker 3: I know, like in the spring. Rats don't give a fuck,

649
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 3: Like the female rat will have like three litters a year.

650
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:22,520
Speaker 2: You think that's because they're weak.

651
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 3: No, that that's not Like I told you, they're better

652
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 3: at surviving than living.

653
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 2: Man. Okay, but toughness, if we were playing a sport,

654
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 2: let's not get off the subject. Motherfucker. See y'all, y'all,

655
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:34,520
Speaker 2: I told.

656
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 3: You you was talking about goddamn, they're better than any

657
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 3: except rooches.

658
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 2: Okay that we were all just now, Okay, I think

659
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 2: I think as far as maybe I can. Maybe maybe

660
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 2: that's some bullshit there, Maybe I had that wrong. I

661
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 2: will take that that that loss right there. But when

662
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:57,480
Speaker 2: we're talking about toughness as far as like who who

663
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:00,239
Speaker 2: who's more focused and tougher? Like if they were is

664
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 2: playing a sport. Who the fuck you think would be tougher? Bro,

665
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 2: you think a squirrel will blow it right up with

666
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 2: how the fucking.

667
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 3: Is That's not even about being that Squirrels aren't tough skirls.

668
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 3: Squirrels are skilled players.

669
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,960
Speaker 2: Man, I'm saying, but I think even skills because look

670
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 2: a rational as far as running around, so rat running

671
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 2: out better, right, I think a And also to trip

672
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 2: off this motherfucker motherfucker squirrel it has it has really

673
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 2: strong less we can jump high, but it's range short

674
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,760
Speaker 2: as a motherfucker. You're gonna have t rex off a

675
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 2: loserratter player receiver.

676
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 1: Motherfucker. Look, look, they can't catch.

677
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 2: They can't catch ship.

678
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 3: Like if if you put a squirrel on special teams,

679
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:40,400
Speaker 3: that's a touchdown every time they get unless you.

680
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:41,320
Speaker 2: You don't think I can see a rat blowing that

681
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 2: motherfucker up? Are you acting like rats ain't fast? Runs

682
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:51,720
Speaker 2: twice as fast as a squirrel. A rat runs.

683
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 1: Not as quick, can't change direction like a squirrel can.

684
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 2: Dude, Okay, you think you're talking about one one. You're

685
00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 2: talking about a team of rats vers a team of squirrels.

686
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 2: A team the rats due one of them the humans.

687
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 1: Now we're just on rat squirrel I'm saying.

688
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 2: I'm just saying so, I'm just saying like if if no,

689
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 2: we're not talk about tam humans. We're talking about like

690
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 2: just like them playing each other. Bro, you know what

691
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 2: I'm saying. So you you don't think you don't think

692
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 2: a rat a blow a mother fucking squirrel up if.

693
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 1: He can catch him, but he won't be able to do.

694
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 2: He runs twice as fast. Gee, you can't say fast

695
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 2: and quick ain't the same, and rats are quick. You

696
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 2: say your right, ain't quick? You say your.

697
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 3: Right and not fucking break on it down like a

698
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 3: squirrel cat?

699
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 2: What?

700
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: What?

701
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 2: What? What? What are you talking like? What rats do

702
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 2: you have?

703
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 1: You seen?

704
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 2: Dude?

705
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 3: Liked the day.

706
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 2: Once it got ross the street, it hit the breaks.

707
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 2: Hello quick, g it hit the brakes, Hello quick dog,

708
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 2: I'm telling you. And you're trying to run from a rat,

709
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 2: like trying to fucking kill a rad or something. The

710
00:31:56,560 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 2: motherfuckers boom, they they moving, man, the motherfucker's hitting brakes.

711
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,160
Speaker 2: I think the only reason they slide is because they

712
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 2: got them long ass nails and shit, you know, when

713
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 2: we see them on hard surfaces. But if they was

714
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 2: running on a motherfucking turf with some motherfucking grass. They

715
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 2: anna cut on your ass, bro, They got traction. Man,

716
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, hey, I could I could see. I

717
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 2: couldn't see a squirrel because because it was, like I said,

718
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 2: with the speed and the motherfucking quick feet, I see

719
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 2: a rat running way better routes and breaking the motherfucking

720
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 2: squirrel offt Bro. And then once they hit that all

721
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 2: the way burst in the open. I mean, yes, the

722
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 2: squirrel got ups. You know what I'm saying, You gotta,

723
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:40,720
Speaker 2: but I think it has the speed to get the

724
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 2: separation necessary. You know what I'm saying.

725
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 3: Dog, every every tackle that team squirrel makes be a

726
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 3: gang tack because those motherfuckers would run fast as fuck

727
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 3: to wherever the action is.

728
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 2: Hey, listen, squirrels scared as a motherfucker. A rat ain't

729
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 2: a scary, bro. A rat ain't as scary, bro. Squirrels

730
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 2: scary as a motherfucker.

731
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 3: But I don't think yeah, because rats ain't scary because

732
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 3: they depend on human interactions.

733
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:12,959
Speaker 1: Just arrived. Squirrels don't really need us.

734
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,959
Speaker 3: They just need like a fucking bag of doritos here

735
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 3: and there that we throw off the with dell off

736
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 3: the drive like rats have to literally interact with us

737
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 3: to survive.

738
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 1: Squirrels don't.

739
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 2: So you think, okay, when I when I was looking

740
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:28,200
Speaker 2: at this rat running across the street, it knew what

741
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 2: the fuck he wanted to do, and it made that

742
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:33,600
Speaker 2: motherfucking decision. Squirrels are indecisive as a motherfucker you ever seen. Listen,

743
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 2: IM gonna take you. I'm gonna tell you some shit.

744
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 2: And I did some research about this shit too, because

745
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 2: I was like, man, well this wasn't today, there's another time.

746
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 2: But I found itself. So I was watching. I was

747
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,720
Speaker 2: watching a squirrel across the motherfucking street right, and I'm

748
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 2: like this it was. It was hell indecisive, didn't know

749
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 2: what the fucking want to do. And there was two

750
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 2: cars coming by, and the squirrel died right like just

751
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:57,000
Speaker 2: fucking coool, like die nigga. And I'm like, did this

752
00:33:57,040 --> 00:34:00,240
Speaker 2: motherfucker have a heart attack? Because ain't nothing hit it, Tyler,

753
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 2: Nothing hit the motherfucker. So I look it up. It

754
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:07,640
Speaker 2: says there's squirrels if you trap them or they caught

755
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 2: in or or their corner, they can die of fucking shock.

756
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 2: They don't even have the mentality to play a fucking sport, bro,

757
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 2: Dude dying of shock because you're trapped. A rat will

758
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:24,319
Speaker 2: box your ass to get the fuck up out you.

759
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 2: You trap a motherfucking square, the gone motherfucking die on

760
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 2: your ass right there. They don't even have the mentality, bro,

761
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:37,840
Speaker 2: to play a fucking sport you okay, okay, A motherfucking

762
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:41,799
Speaker 2: rat if if if if like it was playing it does,

763
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:43,399
Speaker 2: it's not doesn't have the height that the squirrel has.

764
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 2: So you know, the quarterback can have you know, as

765
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:50,400
Speaker 2: a quarter as a quarterback, the fucking uh, the fucking

766
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 2: squirrel will have more height. But like if you think

767
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 2: it's gonna stand in there and take a hit motherfucker

768
00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 2: when needed to hell, no, it's weak as fuck. Motherfucker'll

769
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:03,759
Speaker 2: get hit and his motherfucking heart will blow up it

770
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 2: or to die on you.

771
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,360
Speaker 1: The fuck out to catch that motherfucking on that.

772
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 2: No, I'm saying though, Listen though, if you gotta stay

773
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 2: there and take a hit with the pocket's closing on

774
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:14,800
Speaker 2: his motherfucker has to stay in there and take ahead

775
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 2: to get the ball off. You think that has you know,

776
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 2: a being that will die from shock? I saw a

777
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:24,359
Speaker 2: fucking Nigga, it died of shockgro It didn't even get hit.

778
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,600
Speaker 2: It just got scared and die, you know what I'm saying,

779
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:29,879
Speaker 2: And that's not uncommon. I look that ship up, bro,

780
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 2: You think it's gonna stand there and take a hit

781
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 2: like a rat would. A rat will take a pound

782
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 2: and gee flat out, you know what I'm saying. Then,

783
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 2: also his body can warp so it can get out

784
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:47,439
Speaker 2: of more, you know, difficult situations like say like say

785
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 2: it was a whole, a hole opened up. You know

786
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,719
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. It's closing fast. A rattle hit it

787
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 2: because it has that quick speed as far as when

788
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 2: it comes to being a running back, and his body

789
00:35:56,040 --> 00:36:02,880
Speaker 2: can change up, my nigga.

790
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 3: I know they can collapse their ribcage just to fit

791
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:03,839
Speaker 3: under doors and all that shit.

792
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 1: So no fucking squirrels can fly.

793
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:12,399
Speaker 2: Man, People say fly, but squirrels can glide. They don't

794
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 2: fucking fly. They don't have wings. And nigga, a squirrel

795
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,800
Speaker 2: has to jump off a higher being, a higher building,

796
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:21,360
Speaker 2: or a structure in order to land on another structure.

797
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,239
Speaker 2: It's not gonna fucking take flight, nigga. It's like these

798
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:27,359
Speaker 2: motherfuckers in these flight suits just because they had a mother.

799
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 2: They have to jump off a high a high fucking

800
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 2: structure and glide. And that's what the fucking squirrel does.

801
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 2: Everybody talking about squirrels flying, that's in the story, and

802
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 2: they don't fly. They glide, and that's not gonna help

803
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:42,799
Speaker 2: you in any any sport we played. So as far

804
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:45,879
Speaker 2: as like being that better athlete, I mean, squirrels are cooler, yes,

805
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:50,839
Speaker 2: but I'm talking about an athlete, my nigga, Squirrels are

806
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:56,560
Speaker 2: not as good as athletes as rats. Bro, Do you

807
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 2: see my point though?

808
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 1: No, you just don't want to give it to.

809
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 2: Me, bad.

810
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:04,400
Speaker 3: Dog.

811
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:07,720
Speaker 1: Squirrels are fucking faster.

812
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 2: No they're not. I told we just look it up.

813
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 2: Look it up. Squirrels on twelve miles quicker?

814
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:14,360
Speaker 1: Okay, well that quicker.

815
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 2: They're not quick, way more than that too. They go quicker, dude,

816
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,319
Speaker 2: way better than rest. Okay, okay, okay. By talking about

817
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 2: we talking about quick feet here, we talking about quick feet.

818
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 2: For a rat to run faster than a squirrel, being

819
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 2: that it is smaller, its feet have to be quick,

820
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 2: point blank, no question. It's turnover speed has to be faster.

821
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 2: So a fucking rat is faster than a squirrel and

822
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:45,719
Speaker 2: it's quicker. Dude. You can't tell me, dude, you just

823
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:49,280
Speaker 2: don't want you love squirrels. I know, Tyler, you're a squirrel.

824
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:51,320
Speaker 2: Do you like? You like squirrels? You fuck with them?

825
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 2: But dog, they ain't fucking with a rat. Bro, Dude,

826
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:58,799
Speaker 2: even in basketball, a squirrel they you know, they they

827
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 2: you know, they kind of of it. It's like all

828
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:04,239
Speaker 2: all the you know, the height and jumping ability. It's

829
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:07,880
Speaker 2: like fucking Javelle McGee. That's what a squirrel being basketball.

830
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,480
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. A rat will be Isaiah Thomas.

831
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:14,439
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, Like, dude, any like even

832
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,959
Speaker 2: like basketball, like, dude, like you can't you ain't a square.

833
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 2: Ain't fucking with a rat.

834
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:18,399
Speaker 1: Man.

835
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:21,759
Speaker 2: We should have got Zach on this much. Zach was

836
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 2: talking ship man like I want to ye, I can't.

837
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:26,160
Speaker 2: I can't wait to eat. Here's these motherfucking shit I'm

838
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:30,280
Speaker 2: dropping off, but you can't listen the the what the

839
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 2: the the end of the story. To me, the fucking

840
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 2: killer is that that they're fucking scary. Bro. Any It's dude,

841
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 2: squirrels are made to wear fucking khakis and fucking tie

842
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 2: your fucking new Buck fucking Ox fors up, my nigga

843
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 2: and get and build up your caric collection. You ain't

844
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 2: made for professional sports, my nigga. Fucking squirrels ain't made

845
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 2: for that. They could they couldn't play a sporty kid.

846
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 2: They can't be an athlete. If you fucking are so scared,

847
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 2: you get so scared with your die is shocked from

848
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:05,120
Speaker 2: me in cornered trapped. Any heavy situation, you ain't gonna

849
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 2: put the ball. You ain't gonna put the ball in

850
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 2: the hand of a squirrel. You're gonna put it in

851
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:12,799
Speaker 2: the rat. They're gonna fight. Man.

852
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 3: Squirrels are pretty much Russell Westbrook like, like they they

853
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:20,839
Speaker 3: just think in the moment, and they're quirky as fuck,

854
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 3: and they're fast as fuck.

855
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:27,839
Speaker 2: Isaiah Thomas one championship. Squirrels ain't Russell Rusty. We'll see

856
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:31,360
Speaker 2: if he wins one. I love watching him play. He's exciting, okay,

857
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:33,719
Speaker 2: but he doesn't have a whole lot in his head. Man,

858
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:35,360
Speaker 2: And I can say that's a square. I'll give that

859
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,320
Speaker 2: to you. That's a great player. That's a squirrel of

860
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 2: a nigga. Like, listen, bro, you ain't gonna wint a

861
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:41,480
Speaker 2: chip with a square and plus he hold up, hold up.

862
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 2: Squirrels a int as tough as Russell. So you can't

863
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,239
Speaker 2: compare that to Rust, because Russell's tough as a motherfucker.

864
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,759
Speaker 2: Russell's a squirrel with the heart of a rat, you

865
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. So you can't put that and

866
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 2: you can't. Ain't no, ain't no squirrel. It doesn't have

867
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 2: a toughness to be to me, just doesn't play with

868
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 2: a broken face. Russellrust will play this broken face. A

869
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 2: squirrel ain't playing with a broken face. A rat will

870
00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:59,280
Speaker 2: play with a broken face.

871
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 1: Man, And you're selling short. How tough squirrels are.

872
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 3: The only time that they're out the game is when

873
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 3: I fucking two thousand pound machine with wheels runs them

874
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 3: over like like I've seen squirrels fall out of trees

875
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 3: and brush that shit off.

876
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:17,800
Speaker 2: I saw a squirrel fall off of fall off of

877
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 2: electrical wire and sleep, sleep. It's a rat. So I

878
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 2: mean squirrels ain't this agile as I mean a perfect

879
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 2: as we like to think, you know what I'm saying,

880
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 2: Like they be fucking up, dude, flat out, man, I

881
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 2: see you. I have so many of these big ass

882
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 2: trees out in front of my motherfucking my crib whatever,

883
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 2: and it's like all and it be all squirrels in

884
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 2: the motherfuckers. Man, they ripping it running. The motherfucker's scary

885
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 2: as fuck. They don't they There was I was walking

886
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 2: towards the bush, you know what I'm saying, And like

887
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 2: so it's awareness that the awareness is off. The squirrel

888
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 2: got scared and it got so fucking fluttered it ran

889
00:40:56,800 --> 00:41:00,799
Speaker 2: towards me, saw me, and then ran away. Dude, relax,

890
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 2: think about your fucking the situation you're in and make

891
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 2: a good decision. They don't do that. Squirrels are fucking dude, Dude,

892
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:10,840
Speaker 2: it's not happening. Man. They couldn't. They ain't fucking with

893
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 2: no rat when they come to this ship. Man, let's

894
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 2: go to the fucking let's let's read some let let

895
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,799
Speaker 2: me let's read some emails. Did you got you got

896
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 2: your email? Shut up?

897
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 1: Yeah?

898
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 2: Okay, so who did you? Did you did you go through?

899
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 2: He ain't gonna do people. Okay, Okay, So I'm so

900
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 2: so read. Did you see the dude talking about I'm

901
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 2: a falcon here, I'm a falconer. You know what I'm

902
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, thanks for fucking with us. I appreciate that,

903
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 2: But I'm a falconer. Squirrel can dude talking about squirrel

904
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 2: can rip a ripper a falcon's leg off. Okay, that's cool,

905
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 2: that's cool. But what a rat can its jaws can

906
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 2: bite through still bro Okay, So fuck that week ass leg.

907
00:41:56,360 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 2: And I saw a fucking squirrel get fucking punked by

908
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 2: a falcon, my nigga, that motherfucking falcon dropped down. The

909
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 2: squirrel jumped up under the fucking it was a jeep

910
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:09,319
Speaker 2: right in front of the crib, jumped about with the

911
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 2: motherfucking cheep. I said, you bitch, you look at you.

912
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 2: Bitch made squirrels a whole, a whole bit.

913
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 3: Hawks of the god damn fighter pilots of the Animal

914
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 3: King like you can get. Ain't mad at any animal

915
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,240
Speaker 3: for not wanting no problems with a hawk.

916
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:28,239
Speaker 2: Nigga, I think a rat will bang me for a

917
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:30,359
Speaker 2: fucking squirrel. But he but he said, but he said,

918
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:34,760
Speaker 2: a falcon, he said, or whatever, these falcon hot fucking whatever, eagle,

919
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:37,319
Speaker 2: whatever you want to call it, he can gonna fuck

920
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 2: the ball up. But you know what I'm saying, he said,

921
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,759
Speaker 2: the falcon. I mean, like he said, the squirrel ran

922
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 2: from the falcon. You know what I'm saying. So like

923
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, somebody they picking rip the leg off

924
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 2: of anther falcon. It ain't that. Ain't fucking with you

925
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 2: went through still in my opinion.

926
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 1: I mean, but that's the whole thing.

927
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 3: Like like rats can gnaw, but a squirrel's got more

928
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 3: power of off of us single bite than a rat does.

929
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:03,960
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, I'll give you that. I give you that,

930
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:05,560
Speaker 2: but fuck.

931
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 3: That, but I give it like you ever heard you've

932
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 3: ever heard about the motherfuckers who who throw like sacks

933
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:14,440
Speaker 3: sacks of rats on people's faces to.

934
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 2: Torture them and ship no, what the fuck?

935
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like this.

936
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 2: Listen listen, bro, Why humans do these type of things?

937
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 6: Man?

938
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 1: Because humans are.

939
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 3: Terrible and you know what, and you know what rats

940
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 3: will do after the motherfucker Like like I mean, when

941
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 3: you torture motherfucker, you're gonna kill him in along, right.

942
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 2: Just kill me. I'd rather like this, what's this one?

943
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 2: Trust me out wi motherfucker's be like getting snatched up

944
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 2: and they like, come on me, put the gun in

945
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:40,240
Speaker 2: my head. Just kill me now, you ain't gonna torture me, nigga.

946
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:45,320
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, motherfuckers do this whole whole rats sat on

947
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 3: on on your face things. It's been reported that rats

948
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:52,799
Speaker 3: eat the motherfucker's eyes and try to like burrow in

949
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,879
Speaker 3: his eyes to try to get out of the sack

950
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:55,200
Speaker 3: they're in.

951
00:43:57,680 --> 00:43:59,760
Speaker 1: Rats are fucking terrible.

952
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 2: Dude, They're terrible. Yes, I'll give you that, the fucking terrible,

953
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 2: but doesn't take away the fact of the great fucking athletes.

954
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:09,600
Speaker 2: And it's like, listen though, for real, if you if

955
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:12,279
Speaker 2: if we're watching our codes and shit like that, if

956
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 2: somebody run up on you with a gun in your

957
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 2: head talking about something, come with me, just kill me.

958
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:23,719
Speaker 2: I'm gonna run shoot me, my nigga, And you ain't

959
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:25,319
Speaker 2: gonna torture me and beat the shit out of me

960
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 2: and fucking waterboard me and have racks burnt in my eyes.

961
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:30,239
Speaker 2: I don't even want to live no more. You know

962
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:33,319
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. Have you seen uh Cecario, the new

963
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 2: movie Cacario?

964
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 1: No, I ain't seen that shit.

965
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 2: Okay, this is just one part, so I mean, if

966
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 2: you had, I mean, it's the best movie I've seen

967
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 2: this year. Bro. It was incredible actionally from the jump

968
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 2: the ship was I mean it was, it was incredible. Bro.

969
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,879
Speaker 2: I think there's one part that it didn't show it,

970
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:51,359
Speaker 2: but I think he was fucking I think the dude

971
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:54,400
Speaker 2: was torturing this dude and he was fucking him in

972
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:58,400
Speaker 2: his in his ass right, kill me, kill me, thog.

973
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:02,360
Speaker 2: I don't want to know that feeling. You know what

974
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 2: I'm saying. I don't want to live like that personally.

975
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, You're gonna fuck me. I'm like, yes,

976
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 2: and then sitting and they would like shoot me though,

977
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 2: I fuck that. You should shoot me at me I'm running.

978
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 2: Either you gonna pop me or you ain't. You know

979
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. You ain't gonna take me back and

980
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:23,360
Speaker 2: do me bad like that. You ain't gonna have me

981
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:30,239
Speaker 2: wide open out here. Booty Tooty's not happening. Gee, you

982
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:31,680
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. So why that's that? That's what

983
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 2: trusts me. I'm like, ude, nigga, you might as well die.

984
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 2: First of all, they probably gonna kill you anyway after

985
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:38,359
Speaker 2: you snitch. You know what I'm saying, because by that time,

986
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 2: you just want to die. You know what I'm saying

987
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:42,360
Speaker 2: it's like, fuck it, I want to die. Just you know,

988
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you what you need to hear, so

989
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,680
Speaker 2: you can just kill me because I'm just ready to go.

990
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:47,719
Speaker 2: Just shoot me, man, I don't even want to hie

991
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:49,279
Speaker 2: the memories all that other shit I don't want. I

992
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:51,560
Speaker 2: don't want that they have it existed in my life. Man,

993
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:54,359
Speaker 2: just popped me right there, nigga, fuck that. You ain't

994
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 2: snatching me or come with me, and so you can

995
00:45:56,160 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 2: fucking torture me and ship No, no, no, I can

996
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 2: with it. But anyway, let's read these motherfucking emails. Man.

997
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 2: You want to go first, you want me to go first? Shit,

998
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 2: you can go all right, man, I'm going as motherfucking

999
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 2: my nigga from whistle Game, we fucking duke, all right?

1000
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 2: Uh with how he starts it off, I already respect it. Man,

1001
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:24,479
Speaker 2: How is this even a competition? Scross a little quick punks? True?

1002
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:27,799
Speaker 2: They quick, but they bitches. Rats are low key warriors,

1003
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:30,279
Speaker 2: true most of the time. They'll fight whoever, and they

1004
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:32,840
Speaker 2: can chew through anything. Also, they can inform their bodies

1005
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:35,279
Speaker 2: to fit in any hole they can get their head through.

1006
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:37,399
Speaker 2: If that an't athletic ability I don't know what is

1007
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 2: flat out that's crazy. Rats could be a QB or linebackers.

1008
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:44,319
Speaker 2: The scroll can only was only good at a slot

1009
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,840
Speaker 2: receiving or with cornerback. I think a route will be

1010
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 2: better cornerback and a slight receiver. I think a like

1011
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:53,440
Speaker 2: like the deep ball or the favor routes. I think

1012
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,240
Speaker 2: it scroll will be better. I'll give you that. But anyway,

1013
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,320
Speaker 2: and the Rats post game with shit on the squirrel,

1014
00:46:57,360 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 2: I don't know about that. I know for they have

1015
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 2: no post moves. He just answered this question is in

1016
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 2: the Margin season three, episode twenty four of the Romantic Weekend.

1017
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 2: What did that demon? Ain't no demon, puppy Wait, he's

1018
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:11,919
Speaker 2: just talking shit now, so fuck it. Well he said

1019
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:14,879
Speaker 2: a squirrel, No, a rat my nigga, puffy yah, Yeah,

1020
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 2: that pubby one back badger possum fingers a squirrel, you

1021
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. So no, it was a rat

1022
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,719
Speaker 2: my nigga that you know. That motherfucker was tough and

1023
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:28,719
Speaker 2: ship so that's you know what you say. Whistle Ganger died.

1024
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 2: I appreciate that. Whistle Gangs the group we created a

1025
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:34,640
Speaker 2: motherfucking New Orleans. He was walking around with whistles drunk

1026
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:38,359
Speaker 2: and high and ship doing stopping traffic and we need

1027
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 2: get we need to get back together, man, we need

1028
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 2: we need to do something. You're trying to do something

1029
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 2: twenty sixteen.

1030
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:45,839
Speaker 1: Trying to fuck with what you're.

1031
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 2: Trying to do something twenty sixteen.

1032
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean what is there to do? Though?

1033
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 2: Like, no man season thing Southwest right, Buck? That is

1034
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,560
Speaker 2: too much coach teller's You know, it's it's cool, but

1035
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:56,799
Speaker 2: I mean, you gotta wear like it's so much dust.

1036
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 2: You gotta wear like a do rag the whole time,

1037
00:47:59,239 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. So like, I'm like, I'm

1038
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 2: not a do rag, but what's that? What the fuck

1039
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:06,759
Speaker 2: is that handkerchief the whole time? You know what I'm saying. So,

1040
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 2: I don't know about that. I'm going to Comic Con.

1041
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,799
Speaker 2: Y'all niggas with that type of ship, and that would

1042
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 2: be a fun group trip, you know what I'm saying.

1043
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 2: I know I'm a comic con as nigga. Now I

1044
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,719
Speaker 2: went for music festivals to Comic Con, nigga. I'm you

1045
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. We can figure something. We need

1046
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:24,680
Speaker 2: to do that ship though, we need to do something

1047
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:28,360
Speaker 2: for real, real ship. Yeah, yeah, so anyway, yeah, so

1048
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 2: so go ahead read another email. See what these motherfuckers,

1049
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 2: I'm gonna find this falcon while you're talking that bullshit.

1050
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:35,680
Speaker 1: Alright, let me.

1051
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:43,640
Speaker 3: Let me let me say, boy, you ain't had ship

1052
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 3: for me.

1053
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:46,359
Speaker 2: You just you came in trying to wing it. You

1054
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 2: can't be trying to wing it. I told you I'm

1055
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:50,480
Speaker 2: coming for that ass.

1056
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:59,799
Speaker 1: Bro throwing corn gathered your ass, squirreled this.

1057
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:03,239
Speaker 2: Nigga start over where you where you start over? All over,

1058
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:03,840
Speaker 2: so over.

1059
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 1: It's hold.

1060
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:08,719
Speaker 3: It's from I don't even want to put on, but

1061
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 3: I ain't gonna put This is his whole email out

1062
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:14,240
Speaker 3: there on the fucking air, uh Richard.

1063
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I'm gon check it out that ship. Go ahead,

1064
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:18,760
Speaker 2: go ahead, go ahead.

1065
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:19,879
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1066
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 3: It's just as I was all about team Squirrel and

1067
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:24,440
Speaker 3: then I saw a squirrel throw a tangier for ten

1068
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:26,839
Speaker 3: fucking minutes because I moved the acorn and head cather

1069
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 3: a rat would have attack my ass bitch as squirrels

1070
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:32,759
Speaker 3: and squirreled at me while sitting in a tree.

1071
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 2: Bigg I'm telling you, squirrels a ship, bro, Let's go

1072
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 2: to this motherfucking falconer. Ass nigga real quick. I'm just

1073
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:43,400
Speaker 2: saying because he said falconer, I'm like, what does this

1074
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 2: even mean to me? I'm black. I don't know what

1075
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 2: the fucking falconer is, nigga. You know what I'm saying.

1076
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:49,920
Speaker 1: The falconer, though, I would love that.

1077
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:52,320
Speaker 2: Ship is he so he holds he holds the falcon.

1078
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 1: He has the big ass gloves.

1079
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I seen that. And how do you know

1080
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:58,640
Speaker 2: what the falconer was? Like? Why is it a name?

1081
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 2: How is it a falconer? I didn't know that was.

1082
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:03,360
Speaker 2: I thought there was just a motherfucker would have that

1083
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:05,279
Speaker 2: was holding a bird. I know his time was was

1084
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:06,000
Speaker 2: a falconer.

1085
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 1: I would so be a falconer. That looks cool.

1086
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:13,080
Speaker 2: You would be a stunting ass nigga with a big

1087
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:16,960
Speaker 2: ass falcon on your arm, nigga, Hell yeah, home, that

1088
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:17,919
Speaker 2: would be dope as fuck.

1089
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:18,080
Speaker 1: Man.

1090
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:19,919
Speaker 2: Just walk around with a fucking falcon on your.

1091
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:22,080
Speaker 3: Arm like that and it listens to you like it

1092
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 3: goes and flies and those falcon back.

1093
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:28,440
Speaker 2: That is dope, man. So I mean, yeah, fuck me,

1094
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:33,440
Speaker 2: I'm a I'm talking ship. This nigga got a falcon

1095
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 2: on is on right now. Man.

1096
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:36,719
Speaker 1: He has a falcon that does what he tells it.

1097
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 2: But he said unsporting that word. But anyway, Yeah, so

1098
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:42,880
Speaker 2: I'm a falcon. Of rats are easy on sporting prey,

1099
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:48,080
Speaker 2: mostly entrails. Little muscle scores are tough, super agile, can

1100
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 2: buy the hawk's toe clean off. Many falcons avoid squirrels

1101
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,319
Speaker 2: for that reason. Okay, man, that's an interesting ship.

1102
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 6: Man.

1103
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:56,360
Speaker 2: So man, fuck me, I you know I had I

1104
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 2: had the falcon all wrong. Man, that's mostly entrails, little

1105
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:02,799
Speaker 2: must though. I mean this motherfucker. You see they ship.

1106
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 2: They dragged ship twice their weight, you know. Rats. Oh okay, whatever, man, yeah, yeah,

1107
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:12,240
Speaker 2: so we're read a couple more. Go ahead, go ahead,

1108
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:14,759
Speaker 2: tyler ship.

1109
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:16,719
Speaker 1: Let me god damn let me got that. Let me

1110
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:17,480
Speaker 1: got damn.

1111
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:33,239
Speaker 2: Hold up, man, Okay, this one says zombies, and.

1112
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:33,319
Speaker 1: This one is from Dan Yell.

1113
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:37,239
Speaker 3: He says, uh, there was a shipload of squirrels on

1114
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:39,719
Speaker 3: my college campus at u c l A freak me

1115
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:43,399
Speaker 3: the fuck out during orientation because they were so.

1116
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:46,120
Speaker 1: Used to being around humans they weren't scared. They'd eat

1117
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:46,840
Speaker 1: it from your hand.

1118
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:50,000
Speaker 3: I'll never forget seeing one sitting on a picnic table

1119
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:52,280
Speaker 3: eating a taco bell brico.

1120
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 2: That's a real ship.

1121
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:58,399
Speaker 3: Motherfucking squirrel posted up at the table, and I need

1122
00:51:58,440 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 3: a Taco Bell burrito.

1123
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 2: That that's fucking perfect. That's fucking perfect. That's the knowledge.

1124
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:06,400
Speaker 3: Campus squirrels are a whole fucking different breed of squirrels.

1125
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:10,839
Speaker 2: Why everything they're annoying, they're annoying, bro. You know what

1126
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:13,760
Speaker 2: the most annoying animal is that that is not used

1127
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 2: that it is like comfortable around humans or fucking raccoon. Bro.

1128
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:21,920
Speaker 2: Like I said, I've been like ten feet away from

1129
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 2: a trash can and a raccoon jumped. This is at

1130
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 2: a park. Raccoon jump is at night, jumped on top

1131
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 2: of the trash can. Looked at me like what you

1132
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:32,719
Speaker 2: fuck you finna do? Bitch, like you know what I'm saying, like,

1133
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:35,920
Speaker 2: look to be disrespectful as a motherfucker man jumped in

1134
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 2: there and grab with the need to grab jump at

1135
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:39,239
Speaker 2: the top of that motherfucker looked at me again and

1136
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 2: then just walked off like you I'm not even stunting you.

1137
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:44,359
Speaker 2: They just they can't even just just get the food

1138
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:45,719
Speaker 2: and walk away. Why you gotta look at me all

1139
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 2: disrespectful and shit mugged me and shit, you know what

1140
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:50,560
Speaker 2: I'm saying. That's a bullshit. Yeah, but y'all feed about

1141
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:52,480
Speaker 2: the squirrels, man, they are different breed on campuses. Man,

1142
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:54,319
Speaker 2: They're annoying as a month. But I'll take your food

1143
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:58,040
Speaker 2: right off your fucking plate, turn your back to squirrel

1144
00:52:58,080 --> 00:52:59,040
Speaker 2: and ran with the fucking.

1145
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:01,880
Speaker 3: Girls dragon a whole goddamn bag of chips in my

1146
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 3: college day.

1147
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:08,799
Speaker 2: That was a nigga squirrel, all right, So I begree

1148
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:12,719
Speaker 2: with this right here, Joe gotta be a squirrel. If

1149
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 2: both animals were zombies or some ship, which one would

1150
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:17,360
Speaker 2: you be more scared of running after you? A squirrel

1151
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,279
Speaker 2: is much quicker than a rat. The only exception is

1152
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:21,480
Speaker 2: to this rule is a New York City rat. I

1153
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:23,799
Speaker 2: think New York City rats. I mean they're tough as

1154
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:25,800
Speaker 2: a motherfucker, but I think they kind of fat, nigga.

1155
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:29,479
Speaker 2: Have you seen a New New Orleans River rat? Them motherfuckers.

1156
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 2: Them shit is like cats, nigga. But but the zombie

1157
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:37,239
Speaker 2: point is true, man, the zombie point is really as

1158
00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:40,359
Speaker 2: a motherfucker. I don't know a zombie rat was scared

1159
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:42,360
Speaker 2: because it could chew through the wall and ship. But

1160
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:44,480
Speaker 2: if I was in the open space with a zombie squirrel.

1161
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, that would fuck me up. Man, you

1162
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:50,080
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, like, I wouldn't want to fuck

1163
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:53,480
Speaker 2: with no zombie as squirrel. Man, let's read a couple

1164
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 2: more of these mothers Yo yo, turn, go ahead, and

1165
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:59,799
Speaker 2: then we're gonna be at fifty four minutes. Money. What

1166
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:04,680
Speaker 2: you gonna do next, my nigga? This climbing tree shit

1167
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:06,640
Speaker 2: don't matter to me when it comes to athleticism, like

1168
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 2: fucking climbing the tree. Ship Man, I'm looking at this

1169
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:10,960
Speaker 2: ship wat say climate your comments. He comes young, fuck

1170
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:18,840
Speaker 2: out this ship man? Shift. Okay, oh this this is

1171
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:19,759
Speaker 2: a good point right here.

1172
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:21,080
Speaker 1: Ah see a motherfucker.

1173
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:25,560
Speaker 3: Hey Nolan man, we're fucking we're twinsies right now.

1174
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:28,160
Speaker 1: He just compared the squirrel to Russell westbrook.

1175
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:31,239
Speaker 2: Okay, hell of niggas, did I thought remember the.

1176
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 3: Figure it is giving them NBA comps. A squirrel is

1177
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 3: like Russell Westbrooks shifty, quick, can do things that blow

1178
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:40,640
Speaker 3: you away athletically, but can also do some dumb shit

1179
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:45,440
Speaker 3: to get itself killed. All Right, it's gonna be classic

1180
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:47,719
Speaker 3: around our cast may not be the quick as a flashies,

1181
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:49,000
Speaker 3: but you don't want to fuck with it.

1182
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,239
Speaker 1: It's a fighter survivor.

1183
00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:52,920
Speaker 2: I don't say run our test, man, I think they

1184
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 2: got more skills than run our chests, run our chest.

1185
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 2: And that he was a motherfucking beast. Though I remember

1186
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:01,000
Speaker 2: at Temple he was clowning niggas, man was it? It

1187
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:04,080
Speaker 2: was Temple right way play Temple, Saint John John say

1188
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:05,719
Speaker 2: John Jay's clown and niggas, you know what I'm saying,

1189
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:10,680
Speaker 2: Him and him and Eric Barky Eric that that point

1190
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:13,480
Speaker 2: had a little bounty ass game with that crossover and

1191
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:14,080
Speaker 2: a little.

1192
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 1: Jumper goddamn star crunch face, all right.

1193
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:20,920
Speaker 2: But the thing is, though, you know niggas that look

1194
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:24,680
Speaker 2: like him, and they always look the exact same, you

1195
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:27,000
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. Like, it's like, dude, this must

1196
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:29,160
Speaker 2: have been like a tribe from Africa that has hell

1197
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:32,560
Speaker 2: of strong ass fucking features, man, because you you you

1198
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:36,279
Speaker 2: know niggas, you know, like, you know, like fourteen motherfuckers

1199
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:39,200
Speaker 2: that look just like this nigga. You know what I'm saying.

1200
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:42,120
Speaker 2: It's crazy, but everybody was a motherfucking beast. I loved

1201
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:44,480
Speaker 2: watching him play basketball. Man. I'm read him one more

1202
00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 2: and then you can read one more and we's fucking done.

1203
00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:52,160
Speaker 2: With this ship man, so uh, Philip, he says, I'm

1204
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:55,560
Speaker 2: rolling with rats on this. Squirrels are the flashier creature

1205
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:57,960
Speaker 2: that jump high in a very quick, jittery rodents. If

1206
00:55:57,960 --> 00:56:00,560
Speaker 2: there was a combine, they will probably take vertical and

1207
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 2: shutter run with the most instants and most in take

1208
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:06,879
Speaker 2: the forty seves motherfuckers. Squirrels just a little fast than rats,

1209
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:09,840
Speaker 2: But ain't the truth. There will be excellent kick return

1210
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:12,120
Speaker 2: to receive. I think they'll be actually kick retards for sure,

1211
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:14,759
Speaker 2: wild receivers. It may be a pass catching third down back,

1212
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:17,359
Speaker 2: but that's it. Rats are fastened in the own right.

1213
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:20,120
Speaker 2: Rat fasten the right and possessing credible strength. They can

1214
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:23,360
Speaker 2: chew through concrete and metal. This type of strength of toughness,

1215
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:26,319
Speaker 2: along with speed, you can use anywhere. If we were

1216
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:29,239
Speaker 2: running backs, rats or Earl Campbell and squirrels are Kevin

1217
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:32,800
Speaker 2: fault he does the basketball to basketball is tricky squirrels

1218
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:35,240
Speaker 2: who would definitely make the better highlight crossovers and dunks

1219
00:56:35,239 --> 00:56:37,840
Speaker 2: on sports center. Rats be better to finished with the speed, strength,

1220
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:42,200
Speaker 2: and the aforementioned toughness. A fat fact, a rat could

1221
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:44,040
Speaker 2: probably guard through the four positions on the floor. I'll

1222
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:46,960
Speaker 2: take Draymond Green over Jail Green on my squad. I agree,

1223
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:49,839
Speaker 2: that's a good comparison. If we don't want to make us,

1224
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,719
Speaker 2: if we don't want to make them like he's talking

1225
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:54,440
Speaker 2: about boxing. See we don't talk about that shit. But

1226
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:56,480
Speaker 2: if we don't want to make them superstars, be a

1227
00:56:56,520 --> 00:57:01,840
Speaker 2: Draymond Green rush of Jail Green. That makes sense. Sorry, guys,

1228
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:05,920
Speaker 2: Tyler ship cut off. We got. We gotta like it,

1229
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:08,279
Speaker 2: so there's gonna be a little break at some point.

1230
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:10,160
Speaker 2: I try to edit that shot as much as possible,

1231
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:13,040
Speaker 2: but uh, you know, we gotta we gotta get Tyler

1232
00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:15,960
Speaker 2: off this motherfucking acer man and get him a real fucking.

1233
00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:19,120
Speaker 1: Told you ask.

1234
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:23,840
Speaker 2: You can't claim me no more. I just don't know

1235
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:24,760
Speaker 2: how to use my ship.

1236
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:29,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, if we had to record sixteen motherfucking podcasts and

1237
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:30,880
Speaker 3: get our first one of them.

1238
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:34,280
Speaker 2: Oh man, ship ship, I figured it out that we're good, man,

1239
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:37,240
Speaker 2: So go ahead and read this last one before we

1240
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:40,240
Speaker 2: get off this motherfucker real quick, man.

1241
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:42,000
Speaker 1: I gotta find that motherfucker give me a second.

1242
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:51,120
Speaker 2: What's your name? What's your name? And that's how you

1243
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:53,840
Speaker 2: know we all we just looked at the ship. We

1244
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:57,520
Speaker 2: just looked a seconds ago, Andrea and with the with

1245
00:57:57,600 --> 00:58:03,760
Speaker 2: the with the cute fucking description and squirrels, let me see,

1246
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:05,160
Speaker 2: I can find I can find this ship we got

1247
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:08,400
Speaker 2: We ain't like I was saying, like, you know, thanks

1248
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:09,880
Speaker 2: for fucking with us on this ship. So I be thinking,

1249
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:11,440
Speaker 2: I'm hell a weird thinking about it like this. But

1250
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:14,960
Speaker 2: we had like thirty something fucking emails man, So thirty

1251
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:17,000
Speaker 2: something forty some emails man over this shit.

1252
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:21,480
Speaker 3: So I hate business, serious.

1253
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:24,400
Speaker 2: Serious fucking business man. So we appreciate you'all fucking with us, man.

1254
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:26,880
Speaker 2: But yeah, let's where is she? Oh, I'm gonna read,

1255
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:31,360
Speaker 2: I'm gonna read. Let's yeah, I'm gonnad, I'm gona read

1256
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:33,000
Speaker 2: Rachel's real quick, just because you know, we read a

1257
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:34,840
Speaker 2: whole bunch of dudes and ship on some we had

1258
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:36,560
Speaker 2: a fucking falcon and ship. You know what you do

1259
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:38,960
Speaker 2: with them. So, in my opinion, squirrel is a better

1260
00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:41,560
Speaker 2: athlete to Then, to defend my claim, let's take a

1261
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:45,200
Speaker 2: look at someone of the sculls stacks. Oh, okay, okay,

1262
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 2: Rachel ninety eight overall quickness, with the ability to dodge

1263
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:52,920
Speaker 2: and change directions swiftly, the physics at least a seventy

1264
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 2: five to do the scores ability to climb higher than

1265
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:57,800
Speaker 2: and out move the new repredators. We're talking about the

1266
00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:59,400
Speaker 2: sport here. I don't know if that makes any difference,

1267
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:01,720
Speaker 2: but hey, I like the you know, the thought that

1268
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:04,120
Speaker 2: went into this. The squirrel also has better use of

1269
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 2: its fingers. They do, but they do, but they get

1270
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:12,560
Speaker 2: what they got the t Rex build. You know you

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Speaker 2: got I've.

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Speaker 3: Never seen I've never seen a rat sit on its

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00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:18,800
Speaker 3: hind legs and eat some ship like you know what

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Speaker 3: I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: But you see how scores have to have to all

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00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:23,200
Speaker 2: bunched up when they're eating that ship because their arms

1277
00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:28,120
Speaker 2: just trash. Scroll arms are trash anyway, an ability to

1278
00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:30,400
Speaker 2: balance itself better than maintain a standing position longer than

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00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:33,800
Speaker 2: the rats. There really isn't any competition. The rat could

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00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:37,400
Speaker 2: be a rat could be the squirrel, and the squirrel

1281
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:41,200
Speaker 2: is easy to far superior and agile athlete. All right,

1282
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:42,439
Speaker 2: So did you find Andrew's joint?

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00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:47,840
Speaker 1: You know, I'm still looking for this motherfucker.

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00:59:47,880 --> 01:00:02,280
Speaker 6: Well we just saw that ship. Yeah, just look for

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01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:05,120
Speaker 6: the super cute. That's what super doing.

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Speaker 2: Search for super cute, Search man, super cute. That's the

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01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:14,240
Speaker 2: only time you go to see super cute that ship.

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Speaker 3: So whoops, we didn't find anything for super cute. Okay, Man, maybe.

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01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:23,280
Speaker 1: I deleted that ship. I don't know where that ship went.

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01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:28,880
Speaker 2: Probably did leade that ship. Man, But Andrew, we appreciate you.

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01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:30,040
Speaker 3: With us a why the fuck did you delete that

1292
01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:30,920
Speaker 3: cute ass email?

1293
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:34,040
Speaker 2: You deleted that ship? I leave that ship, man, I

1294
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:37,360
Speaker 2: know how to use computers kind of the basic ship.

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01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:41,120
Speaker 2: All right, Man, that's end of the show. Man. Thanks

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01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:44,640
Speaker 2: for with us. Y'all check us out on on iTunes

1297
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:48,880
Speaker 2: and fucking give us five stars. You know you, like

1298
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:50,960
Speaker 2: I said, you don't don't funk with us, man. So

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01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:54,720
Speaker 2: that's basically it. Man, and I just choged your ass, Tyler.

1300
01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:57,320
Speaker 2: I told you I was to come for your ass. Man.

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Speaker 1: You admit you got that.

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Speaker 2: I came with some research with the rest that right,

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01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:07,040
Speaker 2: right Man. I didn't drop him off for you. Man.

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01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:08,920
Speaker 2: I told you and Zach you don't want none of

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01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:10,760
Speaker 2: this ship either. Man. We can battle it out too.

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01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 2: I'm trying to tell you what talk who's talking a ship?

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Speaker 2: You let him down, Tyler. You let my nigga down, man,

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01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:19,640
Speaker 2: You let talk who's down? Fucking Zach Man anyway, all

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Speaker 2: right man, I'm holler at you though, all right, but.

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Speaker 5: Also that's choice. Jonas jolted

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Speaker 2: Do