Speaker 1: Back to back classics today. Thank you for being here.
Speaker 1: It's the Brook and Jeffrey Podcast. And listen, I hope
Speaker 1: you were decorating your house.
Speaker 2: For Christmas this Saturday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for the holidays, whatever you celebrate.
Speaker 2: If it's not already decorated, yeah.
Speaker 3: Come on late to the game. Oh that was my plan.
Speaker 3: I got Christmas tree last weekend. We put stuff up
Speaker 3: in November.
Speaker 4: You're maybe the last person I know who does.
Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't know that this was going to turn
Speaker 1: into that it was, and actually it was.
Speaker 5: This was going to start before you mentioned it because
Speaker 5: Tommy commented, Brooke, how are you?
Speaker 3: I love the show. Have you decorated for Christmas?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yes, listen, I'm not as good as you guys. Apparently
Speaker 3: she did not. I am, though, I am. It'll be
Speaker 3: done by Monday.
Speaker 2: We had our Christmas tree up on Thanksgiving dinner.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised you ever took it down. All right, here
Speaker 3: we go. You're back to back classics start right now.
Speaker 2: I feel like now most couples meet through dating apps.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, social media, or by calling the phone number
Speaker 2: somebody carved into the bathroom mirror and the truck stop
Speaker 2: Highway seven.
Speaker 4: Relationship, job, well.
Speaker 2: Relationship and ask how I know that? I just do Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the next question. But one of our listeners says
Speaker 2: she recently met a guy the old fashioned way by
Speaker 2: saving his life. Why that's how people used to do
Speaker 2: it back in the thirteen hundreds, and it's finally coming back. Okay,
Speaker 2: how did she do it? And afterwards, why won't he
Speaker 2: hang out with her? You're gonna find out what happened
Speaker 2: in a second date update, next.
Speaker 7: Second date update.
Speaker 2: You know a whise producer once told me, out of
Speaker 2: crisis comes opportunity Okay, and then that producer got fired
Speaker 2: from the show. That Yeah, now, see, he had the
Speaker 2: opportunity at that point to go off and enjoy a wonderful,
Speaker 2: stress free life without it, without us at all, an opportunity,
Speaker 2: but he didn't take that opportunity because we we hired
Speaker 2: him back onto the show.
Speaker 3: Yeah it was a battle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a bad choice on his part.
Speaker 3: He actually made the dumbest decision of us all.
Speaker 2: He should have taken his own advice, but we need him. Well,
Speaker 2: I don't know. He's an idiot, that guy. But one
Speaker 2: of our listeners did have an opportunity come out of crisis,
Speaker 2: and she actually seized the moment, okay, made it into
Speaker 2: something good. Her name is Kelly, and she's asked us
Speaker 2: for help today. Kelly, how you doing?
Speaker 8: Hi?
Speaker 9: Hi guy, Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I can't wait to hear.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess I shouldn't say I can't wait
Speaker 1: to hear about your crisis.
Speaker 3: But usually crisis means something bad happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what happened?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 9: I met this guy who happens to be in my
Speaker 9: apartment building.
Speaker 3: Hid in the closet.
Speaker 9: No, no, like, nothing weird like that.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 9: I was just at home, but somedly smelled smoke, and
Speaker 9: it was weird because you know, like you think, is
Speaker 9: there a fire? But there was no alarm going off?
Speaker 3: And then you're like, am I having a stroke? Is
Speaker 3: that just somebody else's next?
Speaker 2: Yeah that's just a rumor, but that's what people over
Speaker 2: fifty ten to think.
Speaker 8: So I've never heard of that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Well, so I smelled the smoke and just decided to
Speaker 9: follow it because I knew. I'm like, okay, I'm.
Speaker 2: Not run towards the fire. That's what they teach you
Speaker 2: the fireplaces.
Speaker 1: To figure out if something's actually on fire that it's
Speaker 1: really scary.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 9: So I did notice that one of my neighbors the
Speaker 9: door was closed, but there was smoke coming out of it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Okay, I have to god, that's so scary,
Speaker 2: like fire smoke or was somebody like hot box in
Speaker 2: their apartment?
Speaker 5: Because different it was smoke.
Speaker 1: It was the same floor snoop dog, that would be
Speaker 1: It's interesting where every buddy's minds on this show goes,
Speaker 1: because I.
Speaker 4: Would have approached like yo, share you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: It was scary, but I was.
Speaker 9: Scared because it was clearly coming out from under this door.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, what you do?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 9: I just started banging like crazy on the door to
Speaker 9: see if anyone was inside. This guy opens the door.
Speaker 3: Oh someone was in there.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 9: He was wearing an apron. And what I asked him
Speaker 9: is everything okay? And he's completely apologized and explained that
Speaker 9: he was attempting to cook a turkey for the first
Speaker 9: time in his life.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Once you said apron, I was like, oh, this is
Speaker 4: just bad.
Speaker 9: Well I felt sad for him because I'm a good cook. Actually,
Speaker 9: so I'm like, do you need help?
Speaker 11: And I went inside.
Speaker 4: Oh so nice.
Speaker 3: I still rescued him.
Speaker 9: Yeah, well he was. He was very cute, so.
Speaker 4: You and like a cooking angel.
Speaker 2: And what's his name? Okay?
Speaker 3: Okay? And had you met Brad Pryor to this?
Speaker 9: I mean I had seen parts of him, you know,
Speaker 9: up and down the elevator, but I hadn't like formally
Speaker 9: ever introduced.
Speaker 1: So he's just so desperate for anybody to help him
Speaker 1: cook whatever he's trying to cook that he's like, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: come in.
Speaker 9: Yeah, he welcomed it. He was freaking out because he
Speaker 9: had invited his boss and a couple of coworkers over
Speaker 9: for dinner that night. That wouldn't have gone wow, So
Speaker 9: I ended up.
Speaker 11: I was there for like two hours and oh wow, I.
Speaker 9: Have some prep a really good mail. I couldn't salvage
Speaker 9: the turkey.
Speaker 12: But definitely some flirting going on, yes, And I definitely
Speaker 12: last before his boss got there, Like I wasn't gonna
Speaker 12: just cross boundaries or whatever.
Speaker 9: And he he was just so thankful and yet saying
Speaker 9: I owe you. And he said he wanted to take
Speaker 9: me out for dinner.
Speaker 3: Oh okay.
Speaker 1: And you didn't see any like hints in his apartment
Speaker 1: of other women or anything like.
Speaker 3: He seems single beyond single.
Speaker 2: Anytime you have a guy who has smoke billowing out
Speaker 2: from underneath their door, it's a good sign that they're
Speaker 2: probably single.
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's good reasoning.
Speaker 8: I like that.
Speaker 4: Okay, I agree with that.
Speaker 2: So it sounds like he asked you out and has
Speaker 2: that happened or.
Speaker 9: Well, no, because I haven't heard from him. I texted
Speaker 9: him a couple of days later. I wanted to give
Speaker 9: him a face and I asked how dinner went, but
Speaker 9: he has not responded. I just I feel like he's
Speaker 9: witting me. But now I'm like kind of freaking out
Speaker 9: because I'm wondering if the meal went really.
Speaker 3: Badly think about that.
Speaker 2: But maybe you're not as good of a cook as
Speaker 2: you think you are.
Speaker 3: The boy came over and got food poisoning, or he's like.
Speaker 4: Burnt turkey's my favorite meal.
Speaker 3: Why would you throw that away? Dude? That's wild.
Speaker 1: Have you seen him on your floor or in the
Speaker 1: elevator or anything since he lives there.
Speaker 9: It's back to the way I would see him before,
Speaker 9: just like glimpses like the back of his hair.
Speaker 2: You know, maybe it's not a bad thing. Maybe the
Speaker 2: cooking was so good that his boss fell in love
Speaker 2: with him. And now they're in a relationship.
Speaker 9: Thank you for that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm pulling for you here, Kelly. So we're gonna
Speaker 2: play a song. We'll come back. We'll call Brad and
Speaker 2: try and get you your second date update right after this.
Speaker 2: All right, thank you, hold on.
Speaker 7: Second date update.
Speaker 2: Today's second date update sounds kind of like the start
Speaker 2: of a Hallmark movie. You know, the hunky single bachelor
Speaker 2: has the big boss coming over for dinner, but he
Speaker 2: can't cook a turkey. Oh, the time is running out.
Speaker 2: When who swoops in to save the day. His cute
Speaker 2: female neighbor from down the hall, who also happens to
Speaker 2: be single.
Speaker 3: Jem I thought it was cute. No, it sounds cliche.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 2: It's super cliche. She offers to help and not only
Speaker 2: teaches him lessons in the kitchen, but also lessons in love.
Speaker 2: Come in this holiday season, it's the Christmas wishbone. Oh
Speaker 2: and Kelly. When this eventually makes its way to Hollywood,
Speaker 2: which actor is going to play your date? Brad?
Speaker 9: Oh? I would say zach Efron.
Speaker 3: Oh, zach Efron. Zach Efron's doing your type of movies
Speaker 3: these days?
Speaker 8: Well, zac Efron from like back, you know, underage zach Efron, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 8: have a teenager player.
Speaker 11: Yeah, musical, all right, well.
Speaker 2: Romantic? You know we made it weird, all right? Well
Speaker 2: Carl Brad who is of age, right, I.
Speaker 9: Would say he's like in his late twenties.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, you know, hopefully it's not since you guys
Speaker 1: do live on the same floor.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean, honestly, you have.
Speaker 1: We have to be careful with this because it is
Speaker 1: going to end up really awkward.
Speaker 2: I hope it does actually for the sake of the entertainment.
Speaker 4: But yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: But he's right. For your sake, Kelly, I hope that
Speaker 2: there's a totally logical explanation we're going to find out
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 5: Thank you guy.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's call Brad and see what he has to say.
Speaker 2: Here we go. Okay, Hey, is this Brad?
Speaker 6: Yep?
Speaker 2: He is honkey sounding.
Speaker 3: I would agree with that.
Speaker 2: Brad. Hey, you're on the radio right now with Brook
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 13: Wait the radio?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have fun. What's a word? We do a
Speaker 2: segment on our show called the Second Date Update, and
Speaker 2: we're trying to help one of our listeners named Kelly
Speaker 2: get back in touch with you.
Speaker 3: I mean, technically, you guys didn't really go out on
Speaker 3: a date. It was more like an emergency.
Speaker 13: But oh okay, yeah Kelly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we heard you had some cooking problems and Kelly
Speaker 2: stepped in to help you out save the day.
Speaker 13: Yeah, that's that's true.
Speaker 3: Did you like Kelly?
Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean sure. Here's the thing, I don't know
Speaker 13: if I could hang out with Kelly really outside of
Speaker 13: a crisis situation.
Speaker 3: To be honest, are you in a relationship or something?
Speaker 4: You never heard that? We can only yeah.
Speaker 3: No, but like she thought that you were single.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 2: Well, Kelly's a little bit confused after you guys hung
Speaker 2: out and she helped you cook, because she says we've
Speaker 2: been kind of avoiding her texts and not talking to
Speaker 2: her when you guys see each other in the apartment.
Speaker 2: Is that accurate?
Speaker 13: I mean, look, it was nice that she helped me.
Speaker 13: You know, my boss really liked the dinner, and.
Speaker 2: Okay, that was one of the things that we were
Speaker 2: talking about. She was worried maybe the meal didn't turn
Speaker 2: out good.
Speaker 13: Nothing like that. Now, I don't know really how to explain.
Speaker 3: Are you just maybe not attracted to her.
Speaker 6: No, No, she's a cute girl.
Speaker 13: But it was like, like you know, when we were cooking,
Speaker 13: it was like cooking with Gordon Ramsey. I had a
Speaker 13: high speed situation. You know, I was freaking out. I'd
Speaker 13: burnt my dinner. My boss was coming.
Speaker 5: Over and Rad, are you but hurt?
Speaker 1: Curiously Wait, he was just explaining, we don't even know
Speaker 1: what Ramsey.
Speaker 11: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Immediately, yes, we're supposed to tell you. Kelly's on the
Speaker 2: other line listening, and are.
Speaker 13: You kidding me?
Speaker 2: We didn't even get to an explanation of what happened.
Speaker 1: I thought he was saying, Gordon Ramsey like, you're a
Speaker 1: really good cut.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like a top notch.
Speaker 13: No, more like cooking with Gordon Ramsey when he's screaming
Speaker 13: at you. It was the most stressful situation. And then
Speaker 13: that was insult to injury. I mean, let me tell you,
Speaker 13: like I I think one point she asked me for
Speaker 13: a chef's knife. I give her a knife and she goes, no,
Speaker 13: that's a butcher's knife.
Speaker 7: You tell me, I fled.
Speaker 3: Yell the people that are bad.
Speaker 1: So she try to be playful and it came off wrong.
Speaker 9: Kelly, I think I was being very playful and very flirtatious.
Speaker 9: It just you know, there was a.
Speaker 11: Shock level for me that I needed to digest.
Speaker 9: I mean, he didn't even know what a bullion tube was.
Speaker 13: Okay, I've never heard of that in my life. Let's
Speaker 13: be honest, Like, I'm not like a kitchen guy, Like
Speaker 13: I'm not watching the Food Network all the time. You know,
Speaker 13: expected to know what a bullion cube is and I don't.
Speaker 13: It's not like something really to make fun of me about.
Speaker 13: I guess I wasn't making fun.
Speaker 11: I was just in shock. Like my jaw was like
Speaker 11: literally on the floor.
Speaker 9: I mean, you didn't even have an immersion blender.
Speaker 2: I don't think a lot of.
Speaker 1: Single guys have immersion I tell you that immersion blender
Speaker 1: will change your kitchen experience.
Speaker 5: I don't even have silverware.
Speaker 2: Tell you, I think you're expecting a lot of him. Yeah,
Speaker 2: thank you, glad.
Speaker 9: I was just in shock, and I flirtatiously informed him
Speaker 9: of my shock.
Speaker 2: But I didn't you they were flirty threats.
Speaker 13: I don't know the way they came out.
Speaker 5: Something to say to you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kelly, what do you have to say to him?
Speaker 11: You obviously have no.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if I was expecting.
Speaker 2: A sweet moment.
Speaker 13: All right, So you see what I'm saying here.
Speaker 2: Kelly, Kelly, it's a little harsh.
Speaker 9: Somebody would say to my face, Hey, you know what,
Speaker 9: you're being a little harsh with me, Brad. You never
Speaker 9: informed me of that.
Speaker 11: You were very facious with me, and I saved the
Speaker 11: day you needed me.
Speaker 13: Okay, I mean I get all that, but you called
Speaker 13: me a stupid whoa.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I've heard Brookes says that to her
Speaker 2: husband all the time in a flirtatious way.
Speaker 11: I said it in a very flirtatious way.
Speaker 2: It was Oh, she winked when she said.
Speaker 5: Okay, it scarier.
Speaker 3: I mean, Kelly, can you hear that? Maybe you're not
Speaker 3: the most approachable.
Speaker 11: When can you hear your stupid, annoying voice? As to
Speaker 11: that question, do you hear yourselves? And I am not winking,
Speaker 11: There is no winking.
Speaker 2: I gotta say I'm on Kelly's side with this one.
Speaker 2: That was a really stupid question.
Speaker 4: Broke can't hear herself? She's wearing headphones. I know, why
Speaker 4: are you so scary?
Speaker 5: Do what I'm talking about?
Speaker 1: Guys?
Speaker 13: The time was crowning down. She totally transformed and just
Speaker 13: went after me.
Speaker 11: You know, Brad, go yourself. This is my house, all right,
Speaker 11: called not you. You don't have to speak, Frankly, you
Speaker 11: don't have the progative to speak.
Speaker 7: You What is going on?
Speaker 2: The sparks in the romance are flying?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 3: Is this the flirty that she was talking about?
Speaker 2: Is I'm scared to tell her that we only have
Speaker 2: a minute left before we have to go to a song.
Speaker 3: So do you ask Brad this boy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, stupid mother, would you like to go out
Speaker 2: with this lady one more time?
Speaker 13: I think I'm better off?
Speaker 2: Yeah, try again, wrong answer.
Speaker 3: It sounds like you'd have a charming evening.
Speaker 2: Maybe it would help if you guys weren't cooking together,
Speaker 2: if you're doing something else.
Speaker 13: I just only imagine a car ride over to the restaurant.
Speaker 13: I mean, if I was driving, that would should be interesting.
Speaker 2: I said, take a left here, you idiots, that's a
Speaker 2: compact space. This is a large vehicle.
Speaker 4: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I guess it's not in the stars
Speaker 2: for you too.
Speaker 3: I think I would have thrown myself out of the car.
Speaker 11: We would drive separately.
Speaker 3: Good joy.
Speaker 10: Yeah, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: You know, I've learned from Brook that if a man
Speaker 2: ever gets yelled at by a woman, then quote, he
Speaker 2: probably deserves that.
Speaker 7: Is it's a general right.
Speaker 1: But people start to believe this stuff about me Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: Look, I'm going to be honest here. I don't think
Speaker 2: that was the case this time, and might even agree
Speaker 2: with me on that case.
Speaker 3: Most of the time, it just depends on the circumstance.
Speaker 2: Opinions really changed depending on the jeff So, she really
Speaker 2: did go. She went from zero to one hundred as
Speaker 2: soon as we barely even heard him talk.
Speaker 1: I just never understand how you can be that self aware,
Speaker 1: like you don't realize you're doing it, I guess, and
Speaker 1: then when somebody calls you out, then you go even
Speaker 1: harder into it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Self awareness is an interesting thing, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Book, Yeah it is, Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: I think he's trying to make fun of me, but
Speaker 3: I'm not falling for it. Okay, not this time.
Speaker 2: I think we all can learn a lot from the
Speaker 2: second date update, And the most important lesson you can
Speaker 2: learn is that we can try and help you out
Speaker 2: if you ever need help in your dating.
Speaker 1: Life or just will take the abuse for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you can do that by emailing the show,
Speaker 2: because we'll call the person who isn't calling you back.
Speaker 10: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: This is crazy to say, Brook, Jose and I have
Speaker 2: all worked together for well over a decade.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I think my twelve years is coming up, and
Speaker 14: you guys work even longer.
Speaker 3: I'm in twenty three, I think.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's a long time. We've attended weddings together,
Speaker 2: on parties, on cross country trips. But one very strange
Speaker 2: fact that is true is none of us, not one
Speaker 2: has ever actually been to Brooks house before.
Speaker 3: Seriously, never never want to allow I'm.
Speaker 4: Only in public.
Speaker 2: I always wondered, why what is she hiding in there
Speaker 2: that she doesn't want us to see?
Speaker 4: She thinks we're just gonna stop by or something on announced.
Speaker 2: Are the walls inside made of gold bricks? We're gonna
Speaker 2: see how much money she's or more likely, does she
Speaker 2: have twenty orphans in her basement who sew all of
Speaker 2: her clothes for.
Speaker 7: Her to wear?
Speaker 3: It's a rental service, I use.
Speaker 2: A good looking We may never know the truth, but
Speaker 2: one of our listeners says she was pretty shocked when
Speaker 2: her date told her about the strange thing in his home,
Speaker 2: and he even had to bring out pictures to prove
Speaker 2: he wasn't joking. It weirded all of us out, even Brook.
Speaker 2: And you're gonna hear what it was in your second date.
Speaker 7: Update, next second date updated.
Speaker 2: I know. Brooke has said multiple times, almost suspiciously, that
Speaker 2: she's not on any dating apps.
Speaker 4: Brings it up.
Speaker 2: Hey, what are you doing over there?
Speaker 4: Wiking on range of men online? That's for sure.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 2: We're all gonna believe her on this. But let's say
Speaker 2: Brooke on the app.
Speaker 3: Okay, what would.
Speaker 2: Her profiles say?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: My god, probably give me your name, phone number, and
Speaker 2: how many cheetos you can fit in your mouth? Pause
Speaker 2: ultimately after phone number, so nobody would understand the cheeto joke.
Speaker 3: And are those puffs or the classics?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, not sure what that means, but.
Speaker 4: I come from a clown family. Ask me more.
Speaker 3: It's a magician, Okay, don't ask help.
Speaker 2: The bottom line, it would probably be a total disaster.
Speaker 2: But what about the normal people out there? What's on
Speaker 2: their dating Let's find out and talk to Elena, who
Speaker 2: emailed the show for help. Welcome to the chaos.
Speaker 5: Hey Elena, Hey, everyone, how.
Speaker 3: Are you Elena was swipe bright on.
Speaker 4: Me, right, totally, Yes, nice Elena.
Speaker 2: The ladies or the guys.
Speaker 5: Well, right now we're talking about Trey, okay, okay.
Speaker 2: And what does Trey have on his dating profile that's
Speaker 2: stuck out to you?
Speaker 5: You know what? A couple of things. I mean one
Speaker 5: physically beautiful eyes, gorgeous smile, I mean just typical like
Speaker 5: dropped it.
Speaker 3: And then an average of ten cheetos right.
Speaker 2: Delay obsession. Yeah, okay, so he's a beautiful man.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and what did stick out was he loved adventures.
Speaker 5: He like wants to fill his time with his hobbies
Speaker 5: of adventures.
Speaker 3: What does that mean? That's so vague, Like is he
Speaker 3: specific on that?
Speaker 5: Well, he liked biking. I mean just that's some like
Speaker 5: outdoorsy stuff.
Speaker 2: Okay, adventures makes it sound like he likes to get
Speaker 2: out and travel and see new things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, rock clife, that's what I think.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's a really nice thing to say in
Speaker 2: your profile, even if it isn't true. Yeah, so did
Speaker 2: you did you meet up with him?
Speaker 5: We did? We got two drinks and right when he
Speaker 5: walked in he looked so much smaller in person like
Speaker 5: his pictures. Yeah, I made him look just a little bit.
Speaker 2: You're talking are you talking size?
Speaker 5: Like everything everything is small?
Speaker 10: Yeah? And all that.
Speaker 2: From your voice, it sounds like you were disappointed in
Speaker 2: how he looked physically. Is that true?
Speaker 3: Usually smaller the guy isn't exciting.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, girl, about the size of how you use it?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I want he.
Speaker 3: Said, everything that's muscles, that's everything smaller.
Speaker 5: It's it's just a different Well okay, so I did
Speaker 5: bring it up. I was like, you know what, I'm
Speaker 5: kind of surprised, like in your photos you look just
Speaker 5: a little bit more.
Speaker 3: Wow, what what did you say?
Speaker 5: What doesn't mean about it? Guys?
Speaker 3: I don't know. But also he's a Cafish. You should
Speaker 3: get called out.
Speaker 5: I mean, it's there's so much craziness online. But he
Speaker 5: was laughing about it. He says, actually, I'm on a
Speaker 5: health kick. And I was like, oh, really kind of
Speaker 5: health kick are you on? And he's like, it's a
Speaker 5: huge health kick. So I've definitely lost like thirty pounds
Speaker 5: in simply.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, and you're like, you didn't need to.
Speaker 3: I liked you when you were bulky.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't know what I was thinking.
Speaker 2: I didn't know you could shrink from that stuff too, Like.
Speaker 5: Well, I couldn't see his height, but you know what
Speaker 5: I'm saying, like small, So anyway, you do not believe this.
Speaker 5: This man tells me he has a treadmill in every
Speaker 5: single room in his house.
Speaker 3: What room? Was that a joke?
Speaker 5: So I start laughing because I'm like, oh wow, crazy
Speaker 5: health kick Yeah, and he says, no, really, My buddy
Speaker 5: and I cleaned out a warehouse that had a bunch
Speaker 5: of treadmills, ellipticals, blah blah blah. So they sold a
Speaker 5: bunch of them, but there were just some leftovers, so
Speaker 5: I kept a lot of them.
Speaker 2: So he's got like a little mini twenty four hour
Speaker 2: fitness in his apartment.
Speaker 3: He's got an area in each room to throw all
Speaker 3: his clothes on.
Speaker 2: Drying rack.
Speaker 1: Okay, so this isn't a red Maybe nice to mix
Speaker 1: up the scenery.
Speaker 2: He keeps him motivated. If he keeps seeing the treadmill,
Speaker 2: he'll want to eventually get there.
Speaker 5: Was intimidating too.
Speaker 3: It was intimidating you at bit a little bit.
Speaker 5: Too, but you know, it's the conversation. We ended up
Speaker 5: laughing about it, and then it was like we're having drinks,
Speaker 5: but we started having those fun like, hey, let's go
Speaker 5: on another date, let's see each other again, let's yeah,
Speaker 5: and it turns out super fun, and out of the blue,
Speaker 5: he says to me, Hey, what would you do if
Speaker 5: I show up at your house tomorrow and say, hey,
Speaker 5: let's go to the Virgin Islands and we leave in
Speaker 5: three hours?
Speaker 2: WHOA, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I was like, heck, yeah, oh you said, yes, you're
Speaker 1: like a child, you're ready to go.
Speaker 2: Was that a joke or was he serious?
Speaker 5: You know, I think he just threw it out hypothetically,
Speaker 5: the drips, But I am an adventurous lady.
Speaker 3: That's interesting.
Speaker 1: So he sounds like I mean, also like he's just
Speaker 1: a big dreamer, right, like he's always got some big
Speaker 1: grand plan and and you love that idea.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it was fun to like daydream.
Speaker 2: Like that and yeah, So how did that night end?
Speaker 3: Not in the Cayman Islands, but.
Speaker 5: Not in the payment unfortunately? Well we said by with
Speaker 5: a with a hug, which was kind.
Speaker 3: Of no kiss.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no kiss.
Speaker 3: You know, a guy like that would go in for
Speaker 3: a kiss if he was really wanting to.
Speaker 5: Take you too.
Speaker 2: And it was a hug that wasn't as big of
Speaker 2: a hug as she was expecting. My arms just kept
Speaker 2: going and he wasn't there to pick you up the
Speaker 2: next day like he threw.
Speaker 5: He definitely didn't come by.
Speaker 11: He didn't come by.
Speaker 5: It's been like a week.
Speaker 3: It's been a week.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I don't know what I did. I keep thinking,
Speaker 5: was I too much like a friend? Almost?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: No, sometimes those big dreamer people can also be big flaky.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean. Like it's like a
Speaker 3: lot of talk and not a lot of followings off
Speaker 3: hiking him mountain somewhere that could be.
Speaker 2: But your email to us said that you've been texting
Speaker 2: with Trey a few times.
Speaker 5: Well, I've been texting. He just hadn't on.
Speaker 3: Maybe he's just waiting for you to show up at
Speaker 3: his house.
Speaker 14: What if he's going in the Cayman Islands and was like, oh,
Speaker 14: I forgot to pick her up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like the Jamaican version of Home Alone. But
Speaker 2: we're gonna hopefully bring it to a happy conclusion. When
Speaker 2: we come back. We'll call Tray for you and try
Speaker 2: and get you your second date update, get you over
Speaker 2: to one of those islands right after this.
Speaker 7: Okay, awesome second date update.
Speaker 2: One man one woman and twenty treadmills, all running at
Speaker 2: the exact same day. It's a four hundred meters sprint
Speaker 2: to love, at least how it's going for our listener, Elena.
Speaker 3: And that's so funny.
Speaker 2: Guy she was recently out with named Trey. Because they
Speaker 2: went and grabbed some drinks, she learned that he really
Speaker 2: does have treadmills in every single room of his house.
Speaker 2: Nuts that was the weird part of the night. Afterwards,
Speaker 2: it got a lot better from there, and they were
Speaker 2: laughing together. They were planning future dates, and he even
Speaker 2: threw out a theoretical of maybe taking her to an
Speaker 2: exotic island, showing up at her house and just whisking
Speaker 2: her away, and it got her really excited. But it's
Speaker 2: been a week since that date happened and there has
Speaker 2: been no second date and no trips abroad.
Speaker 1: You know, it's like you felt like you recovered from
Speaker 1: the very beginning. But maybe he just really was insulted
Speaker 1: when you told him he was smaller than in his pictures. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, and maybe because after you padded him on the
Speaker 4: head afterthing.
Speaker 5: You think that's possible, Elena, Possible, I don't know. It
Speaker 5: was a pretty fun conversation after that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know I reactions.
Speaker 1: I couldn't get over a guy telling me I looked
Speaker 1: bigger than in my pictures.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't know that I lot so that's true.
Speaker 2: Let's see, we're gonna call him right now. Hopefully he's
Speaker 2: not in the middle of one of his treadmill workouts, but.
Speaker 3: That'd be amazing.
Speaker 4: Imagine it's like a hamster.
Speaker 7: I'm in the kitchen.
Speaker 2: Let's try and call. Here we go. Hello, I think
Speaker 2: I think you're good. Hey, is this Trey. Yeah, you're
Speaker 2: on the radio right now with a show called Brook
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6: How many people are on the phone?
Speaker 8: Wait?
Speaker 11: What did you say?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 2: Answer your first question? Four people are in this room.
Speaker 2: And this is a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 2: in the Morning that you're on right now.
Speaker 3: Hey, why, yeah, great question, good question.
Speaker 2: You're sharp. We like that.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 2: This is a segment called a second Date Update, and
Speaker 2: we're trying to help out one of our listeners get
Speaker 2: a hold of you and maybe even see if we
Speaker 2: can hook you up for another date because you went
Speaker 2: out with her already one time. Named Elena.
Speaker 4: Oh oh you remember right?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I know, I know who Elene is. Okay, okay,
Speaker 6: did she have you call me?
Speaker 3: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: Yeah. That's how the segment works. We kind of get
Speaker 2: a vibe of how the first date went, and then
Speaker 2: we reach out on her behalf to try and figure
Speaker 2: out how we can get YouTube back together.
Speaker 3: There's a reason she's confused.
Speaker 1: It sounds like on your date, you guys were talking
Speaker 1: a lot about like going out again and how fun
Speaker 1: that'd be.
Speaker 6: I mean, yeah, we had a good time. She seems
Speaker 6: like she's fun and that's great.
Speaker 2: She said a lot of the same stuff about you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there is I don't know. There is a moment though.
Speaker 6: It was kind of a deal breaker for me, so
Speaker 6: I don't think that's going to be working out.
Speaker 2: Oh no, Well that's all right. I mean, you're allowed
Speaker 2: to have your opinions on stuff. But it would help
Speaker 2: if maybe we could know about the moment and pass
Speaker 2: that along to Elena, just to help her out right.
Speaker 3: It make her feel better to have some closure in sights.
Speaker 2: Would you mind sharing?
Speaker 6: Okay? Y weird? Okay, I guess I should explain that
Speaker 6: I have this thing that I do when I go
Speaker 6: out on date with someone for the first time. It's
Speaker 6: kind of like a lightness test.
Speaker 2: OK. We've heard a few of these before.
Speaker 1: We do a lot of these dating segments, and there's
Speaker 1: a lot of people that have different types of tests
Speaker 1: when they go out, and they usually don't end very well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the book's still she loves them.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Marriage now, I mean.
Speaker 6: I usually ask something to the effect of like if
Speaker 6: I show up at your door tomorrow and say a
Speaker 6: plane's leaving in three hours and we're going to the islands,
Speaker 6: you want to come?
Speaker 1: Oh, oh, that's.
Speaker 4: The test actually, fun.
Speaker 2: Well, she mentioned that to us and she said that
Speaker 2: she was right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she told us it was a fun hypothetical question
Speaker 3: that you asked on the date.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she tells you how she responded like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm down to travel or something like that.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 6: No, that's the that's the wrong answer to that question.
Speaker 6: That's like the worst answer you can give me.
Speaker 3: Wait, let's go.
Speaker 14: Is the wrong answer if you're inviting someone to do
Speaker 14: something and they agree.
Speaker 3: I thought you were like adventure boys, what's the right answer.
Speaker 6: The right answer is let me check and see if
Speaker 6: I can, or or you know, let me look at
Speaker 6: my schedule, or you know, I'll have to tell to
Speaker 6: my friends or anything, really, anything else that indicates that
Speaker 6: you've got a life of your own that you're living.
Speaker 4: Oh, you drop everything for a stranger.
Speaker 1: I could kind of see, but it was a hypothetical question,
Speaker 1: like you weren't actually doing it, Like honestly, if you
Speaker 1: actually showed up at her door, she probably would have
Speaker 1: to make some pre arrangements.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and maybe, but she got very excited saying, you know,
Speaker 6: I'm going to pack my bags and be ready to go.
Speaker 6: She had no indication that she has any responsibilities, that
Speaker 6: she has a career way.
Speaker 3: Hold on, there's no responsibility. Yeah, spontaneous.
Speaker 2: Well it's too late to surprise him with it now,
Speaker 2: because Trey, you probably here your voice at this point.
Speaker 2: That's Elena who's been waiting to talk.
Speaker 5: Gray. You're so funny, because you know it's so funny
Speaker 5: about my responsibilities? Is I probably make three times what
Speaker 5: you make?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, I mean not the point. I guess that's
Speaker 3: a flex like, good on you. But why do you
Speaker 3: bring that up?
Speaker 5: Well, I don't think that.
Speaker 2: Hold on, we need we need one of you at
Speaker 2: a time. Trey, what do you have to say to
Speaker 2: Elena that she makes three times as much as you?
Speaker 6: I say that's really unlikely. I don't believe that's true.
Speaker 6: And even if it were true, it has nothing to
Speaker 6: do with anything right now.
Speaker 5: Okay, he he sells treadmills on the side. Guys, if
Speaker 5: you ever need, He's very things.
Speaker 2: All right, let's settle this, he wants. We'll settle this
Speaker 2: once and for all. Let's all go around the room
Speaker 2: and say how much money we make you.
Speaker 3: We I mean, Trey.
Speaker 1: That should be great news for you, because then Elena
Speaker 1: can pay for the Cayman Islands vacation and take.
Speaker 3: You with her.
Speaker 6: Let's hop in the PJ and fly down there. I'm
Speaker 6: sure she's got one.
Speaker 3: It all seems so silly. You guys are fighting about
Speaker 3: a hypothetical question.
Speaker 2: Is it just a hypothetical question? Or Trey, do you
Speaker 2: really do this and actually take women to islands? If
Speaker 2: if they give you the right answer and say, let
Speaker 2: me check my schedule.
Speaker 3: First, you sound very eager, Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: I want to know a very very busy man. I've
Speaker 2: got a lot of hobbies and responsibilities.
Speaker 6: If she answers, you know, she gives a good answer
Speaker 6: to the question, we get a second date and maybe
Speaker 6: it goes from there.
Speaker 2: Okay, so it is in the cards.
Speaker 6: It's like the card Absolutely, yeah, I've done it before,
Speaker 6: but it's not something that's going to happen the first
Speaker 6: night we meet.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're like the troll under the bridge with the riddles.
Speaker 1: If you answer then you can pass.
Speaker 5: There you go.
Speaker 2: I'm hearing you saying like, no, not for me, Like
Speaker 2: why are you so closed off to it?
Speaker 5: Are you really?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I would never now that I know he tests and
Speaker 5: that there's all these like hypothetical and it's just no,
Speaker 5: I'm over it.
Speaker 2: There's not all these hypotheticals in all these hoops. It's
Speaker 2: just one question.
Speaker 14: But now I kind of se her point because it's
Speaker 14: like he can be like, hey, do you want to dessert?
Speaker 14: And she's like no, and he's like, oh, well you
Speaker 14: just failed another test.
Speaker 7: It's a lot another tests.
Speaker 3: Yeah, one's entire life on how they answer that question.
Speaker 6: You know what, it's my prerogative cast questions. Don't want
Speaker 6: to ask on my first date. But the fact that
Speaker 6: she brought up money right away to try to wane
Speaker 6: out me is a huge red flag. It's a really
Speaker 6: low class move. It tells me I made the restaurant.
Speaker 5: You're the one that said I didn't have responsibilities. I
Speaker 5: just wanted to let you know that my house is
Speaker 5: fully paid off and I have plenty of them to
Speaker 5: go around. So that's the thing is you didn't even ask,
Speaker 5: but you're going to bring up that I don't have
Speaker 5: responsibility to make yourself look good. Babe, I don't think
Speaker 5: that at all.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know you guys are just climbing kind
Speaker 1: of fighting right now, but I really think they're a
Speaker 1: good math.
Speaker 4: Hypothetically.
Speaker 6: Hypothetically, if that we might have donaged. You didn't get
Speaker 6: me on the radio to put me on the spot.
Speaker 4: It's our fault.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's her test is my fault.
Speaker 5: That's the thing. This is the type of guy he is.
Speaker 5: I see that. I'm the winner.
Speaker 3: Yes, yea.
Speaker 2: Even though this is going horribly, I'm gonna ask anyway
Speaker 2: to send you guys out on a second date that
Speaker 2: we would pay for.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we make so much money locally.
Speaker 2: Though we can't go. We can't cross country borders. Keep
Speaker 2: it within the area code on the Canan isons.
Speaker 4: Maybe like a Caribbean restaurant.
Speaker 5: Anybody that's a big heart for me. That's a note
Speaker 5: for me.
Speaker 6: We had a lot of fun on that first day.
Speaker 6: But it's a note for me.
Speaker 4: Well mutual.
Speaker 2: Now I'd like to offer to send Trey and me
Speaker 2: to a private island, Helena, will you pay for it?
Speaker 4: Not?
Speaker 5: Definitely not.
Speaker 4: The money already paid.
Speaker 10: Off freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: And it's too bad we couldn't get a yes from
Speaker 2: those two because I think we all agree that they
Speaker 2: would have been good for each other. Yeah, just taken
Speaker 2: a second to think about it.
Speaker 3: In liquid way.
Speaker 1: If you would have just dropped that test, they would
Speaker 1: have been not a full state by now.
Speaker 4: That was the only thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she would have laughed it off and been like, oh,
Speaker 2: that was like one dumb test. Like, I can get
Speaker 2: over it. I don't want to blame one of them
Speaker 2: because they both kind of share the blame for not
Speaker 2: hearing each other out.
Speaker 3: The mighty brag shocked me. Yeah, good for you, but yeah,
Speaker 3: it was weird.
Speaker 2: Interesting, It's hard.
Speaker 3: Not the first time she's used that argument.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my house paid off. Okay, ready to go. But
Speaker 2: I know hypotheticals are a touchy subject. The thing is
Speaker 2: we never got to ask the real hypothetical. Would Brook
Speaker 2: take a DNA test to prove her children are really
Speaker 2: her husbands. It's a hypothetical, but she keeps screaming no,
Speaker 2: and the fact that she says that it speaks oh
Speaker 2: now you would, of course airs for the past four.
Speaker 3: Years, dude. That first maybe I had exactly like my husband.
Speaker 2: The second, yeah, I can't.
Speaker 7: Remember the name of it that first.
Speaker 2: Anyway, we're happy to do these sements. And how about
Speaker 2: with your dating life email the show. We'll call that
Speaker 2: person wasn't calling you back. Check out all of our
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