1 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:09,959 Speaker 1: Welcome to Creature feature a production of I Heart Radio. 2 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:12,520 Speaker 1: The show where we get a big bowl of animal brains, 3 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:14,840 Speaker 1: that cup of human brains, blend them together, bick him 4 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:17,079 Speaker 1: at four D twenty five degrees for half an hour 5 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:20,480 Speaker 1: in Voila. I'm your host of Many Parasites, Katie Golden. 6 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:23,720 Speaker 1: I studied psychology and evolutionary biology, and I ate rath 7 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:26,720 Speaker 1: snails when I was a toddler. This is true today 8 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:30,000 Speaker 1: on the show, we're talking weird diets, animals eating other 9 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:34,159 Speaker 1: animals eating other animals, humans eating well, some pretty freaky things. 10 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:36,839 Speaker 1: Discover this and more as we answer the angel question. 11 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:42,400 Speaker 1: Is cannibalism good for you? Diets across the animal kingdom 12 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:45,120 Speaker 1: can be fascinating, and who better to speak to this 13 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:49,560 Speaker 1: than Charles Darwin, father of evolutionary theory, who decided during 14 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:53,120 Speaker 1: the long arduous trip aboard the Beagle that multi bread 15 00:00:53,159 --> 00:00:55,640 Speaker 1: just wouldn't cut it, so he sampled some of his 16 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:59,000 Speaker 1: animal specimens. Darwin had actually been a member of the 17 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:04,200 Speaker 1: Glutton Club at Cambridge University before making his famous discoveries, 18 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:07,600 Speaker 1: so perhaps it's less surprising that he used his adventures 19 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:12,119 Speaker 1: as an excuse to eat giant tortoises, iguana's armadillo's puma, 20 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:14,880 Speaker 1: and a goody, which is a giant squirrel like Roden. 21 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:17,880 Speaker 1: And he even accidentally ate part of a less area, 22 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:20,880 Speaker 1: a bird he'd been trying to collect a scientific specimen 23 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:24,160 Speaker 1: of for several months. So what better way to celebrate 24 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:27,040 Speaker 1: evolutionary biology than to take a gustatory trip through the 25 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:30,600 Speaker 1: animal and human world. Joining me today is Katherine Spires, 26 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:34,720 Speaker 1: food writer and host of the podcast smart Mouth. Welcome Catherine, 27 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:37,400 Speaker 1: thank you. I'm excited to talk about this stuff. Yeah, 28 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:41,720 Speaker 1: so your podcast explores culinary things. We do a lot 29 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:43,800 Speaker 1: of food history. I have a guest on and I 30 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:46,320 Speaker 1: asked him ahead of time, what's your favorite food or whatever? 31 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,720 Speaker 1: Research the heck out of it. And I'm like, did 32 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:54,360 Speaker 1: you know? Um, well, I'm glad that you are into 33 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:57,160 Speaker 1: food because this is going to be a pretty uh 34 00:01:57,520 --> 00:01:59,800 Speaker 1: it'll it'll be a wild ride. Yeah, it sounds like 35 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:03,440 Speaker 1: I wanted to start out. I got a listener question, 36 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:07,920 Speaker 1: um that I think really is very suitable for this topic. Um, 37 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:11,680 Speaker 1: Amy b asks a creature I like a lottle? Is 38 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:15,399 Speaker 1: the axelttle? Nice? Nice one? Amy? And I was wondering 39 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:19,120 Speaker 1: what strange incidents and or weird and wacky facts are 40 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:24,280 Speaker 1: associated with these little cuties. Um so, uh yeah, there's 41 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:27,000 Speaker 1: a wacky fact that I know about axlttels, which is 42 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:29,960 Speaker 1: that they will only grow up into adults when they 43 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:33,919 Speaker 1: eat each other. Oh so not a lot of them 44 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:36,639 Speaker 1: grow up into a doll. No, they don't, actually, so 45 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:42,440 Speaker 1: axceltteles little background there, critically endangered species of salamander. They're 46 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:46,440 Speaker 1: related to tiger salamanders. They live in Mexico. They're also 47 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:49,400 Speaker 1: known as the Mexican walking fish. They're not a fish 48 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:54,600 Speaker 1: there in amphibian um. They have four underdeveloped limbs and 49 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:59,480 Speaker 1: lidless eyes. Already painting a nice picture. Um. They also 50 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:03,560 Speaker 1: have these is like fluffy feathery sideburns. Those are actually 51 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:07,040 Speaker 1: external gill stocks and that's how they breathe under waters, 52 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:11,359 Speaker 1: so they can even regenerate their body parts, even parts 53 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:15,520 Speaker 1: of their brains. Yeah, so they're pretty cool already. And 54 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:19,480 Speaker 1: their method of eating is like Kirby style vacuuming in food. 55 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:23,600 Speaker 1: The reason only some of them grow to adulthood is 56 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:28,400 Speaker 1: that they're neotinic, meaning that they reach sexual maturity in 57 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:33,600 Speaker 1: their juvenile aquatic form, so they never actually undergo metamorphosis 58 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:37,720 Speaker 1: to their adult terrestrial form in most cases. Oh wow, 59 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:40,320 Speaker 1: So is this a rare occasion where the fact that 60 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:46,040 Speaker 1: they're almost extinct is their fault? No, no, they it's 61 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:49,600 Speaker 1: actually because of the urban sprawl of Mexico City, that's 62 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:52,960 Speaker 1: the environment. Do they eat other things besides yes, yes, 63 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:57,440 Speaker 1: so they eat like insects, worm, small fish. There their carnivores. 64 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:01,360 Speaker 1: Most of the time, they don't actually become cannibals, but 65 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:04,920 Speaker 1: if they do, they will actually that will trigger their 66 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:09,880 Speaker 1: metamorphosis into adulthood. UM. So, the biological reason x ldels 67 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:14,600 Speaker 1: don't go through metamorphosis is that they lack thyroid stimulating hormone. 68 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:18,520 Speaker 1: Remaining in that juvenile form is actually a survival mechanism 69 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:22,240 Speaker 1: in environments that lack adequate nutrition for their larger adult 70 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:26,279 Speaker 1: form um and especially things like iodine, which they need 71 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:29,839 Speaker 1: in their diet, and they can't necessarily get enough of um. 72 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:33,479 Speaker 1: But if they start to get enough nutrition, like enough iodine, 73 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:38,120 Speaker 1: which they get by eating other x ltdeles, this will 74 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:41,800 Speaker 1: actually trigger their body to start metamorphosis. So if they 75 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:45,400 Speaker 1: cannibalize enough other acts ltels, they will turn into larger 76 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:50,640 Speaker 1: terrestrial adults. You can even artificially induce this by giving 77 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:55,320 Speaker 1: them iodine or thyroid stimulating hormone injections, and it makes 78 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:57,880 Speaker 1: them crazy for more. No, no, they'll just like that'll 79 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:00,920 Speaker 1: turn out and make them u that will give them 80 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:05,040 Speaker 1: a thirst for blood, right, um, No, they'll they'll transform 81 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:08,400 Speaker 1: into a terrestrial one. And actually a lot of people 82 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:11,160 Speaker 1: keep x ltdeles as pets, and I saw these x 83 00:05:11,279 --> 00:05:14,840 Speaker 1: Laudela owner forums where they're like, oh, what to do 84 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:19,360 Speaker 1: if your ax lottle like metamorphosizes into an adult um 85 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:21,359 Speaker 1: because they can't you can't keep it in a in 86 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:24,039 Speaker 1: a fish tank anymore because they will need to breathe 87 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:27,160 Speaker 1: air like that, they'll grow lungs and they like a frog, 88 00:05:27,279 --> 00:05:30,680 Speaker 1: you know, that goes from tadpole which is fully aquatic 89 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:34,520 Speaker 1: to being um terrestrial and then it can't breathe underwater anymore. 90 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:38,480 Speaker 1: Is it an okay idea to keep one of them 91 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:40,680 Speaker 1: as a pet? Yeah, I mean it's okay. I think 92 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:43,960 Speaker 1: that if they're bread, you know, I don't know too 93 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:47,680 Speaker 1: much about like the um ecological impacts of owning them 94 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:51,000 Speaker 1: as pets. Um, if they're bread and captivity, I think 95 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:54,640 Speaker 1: that's probably okay. But like, obviously the pet trade could 96 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:58,039 Speaker 1: present a problem. I think the bigger problem for them 97 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:02,640 Speaker 1: is just the the urban sprawl um and the the 98 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:06,520 Speaker 1: sort of human impact on their environment. But I don't 99 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:10,039 Speaker 1: think as far as like exotic pets go, I don't 100 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:12,760 Speaker 1: think it's too much of a problem as long as 101 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,839 Speaker 1: you don't you know, there are a lot of rules 102 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:18,080 Speaker 1: for having exotic pets. You don't want to like introduce 103 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,640 Speaker 1: them to wherever you live. You know, you don't want 104 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:22,520 Speaker 1: to like dump them off in a lake or anything 105 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:25,520 Speaker 1: like that, or flush them down the toilet, because you 106 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:29,240 Speaker 1: can really screw up with the ecosystems in your your 107 00:06:29,279 --> 00:06:32,839 Speaker 1: own area when you introduce species that are not from there. 108 00:06:32,839 --> 00:06:35,440 Speaker 1: So yeah, I mean, I don't know. I think it's 109 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:39,800 Speaker 1: mostly okay um, as long as they're not being gotten 110 00:06:39,839 --> 00:06:44,039 Speaker 1: from the illegal pet trade, right as long as so 111 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:50,120 Speaker 1: Speaking of aquatic creepy aquatic animals, greenland sharks will eat 112 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:54,320 Speaker 1: entire polar bears. Wow, I didn't really think there was 113 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:58,560 Speaker 1: anything that would eat polar bear. But greenland sharks are huge, 114 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:03,640 Speaker 1: so they live near well Greenland, Um. They grow up 115 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:06,480 Speaker 1: to twenty five ft long and they can weigh over 116 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:10,280 Speaker 1: two thousand pounds. That's too many pounds. That's a few 117 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:14,680 Speaker 1: too many. And it's a species of sleeper shark. These 118 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:17,320 Speaker 1: are sharks that live at great depths and they move 119 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:21,760 Speaker 1: really slowly and sluggishly. They're they're just kind of they're 120 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:25,720 Speaker 1: freaky in that they just seem ancient, like these ancient 121 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:28,960 Speaker 1: callbacks to dinosaur times. Can I tell you the animal 122 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:32,480 Speaker 1: I'm most afraid of, Sure, go for it. Whales. Really, 123 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:35,960 Speaker 1: you wouldn't like this. It's kind of like it looks 124 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:39,480 Speaker 1: it looks like a whale mixed with a shark. Yeah, 125 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:43,640 Speaker 1: that's terrifying to me. And it's deep deep underwater. Why 126 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:45,880 Speaker 1: are you afraid of whales just because of how big 127 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:47,920 Speaker 1: they are? Yeah, they're too big. Yeah. I think that's 128 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:51,800 Speaker 1: like part of the like the philosophobia thing, where it's 129 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:55,440 Speaker 1: like you're afraid of like big things in the depths 130 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:59,040 Speaker 1: of the ocean. That's interesting. I mean I definitely curl 131 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:00,840 Speaker 1: my toes a lot when I was swimming so that 132 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:05,880 Speaker 1: the monsters won't get Greenland sharks actually literally are ancient 133 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:09,880 Speaker 1: because they have a lifespan of up to five hundred 134 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:15,960 Speaker 1: years and specimens that are sometimes and it's hard to 135 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:20,840 Speaker 1: actually encounter like specimens, especially like live specimens because of 136 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:23,760 Speaker 1: the depths at which they live. When they actually date 137 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:26,760 Speaker 1: the the bodies of these greenland sharks like they live 138 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:29,480 Speaker 1: hundreds of years old. That's crazy. I've never even heard 139 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:32,040 Speaker 1: of these. It's I mean, it is interesting, like some 140 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:35,560 Speaker 1: of the most incredible animals that seem it's just like 141 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:38,280 Speaker 1: they seem like fantasy creatures and they just aren't, I 142 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:41,720 Speaker 1: guess because they're not cute and cuddly, like we don't 143 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:43,600 Speaker 1: hear about them. And they're also not they don't kill 144 00:08:43,679 --> 00:08:46,320 Speaker 1: people generally, so they also don't have the poll of 145 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:52,559 Speaker 1: the like you know, tabloid headlines. Um. They're probably ambush predators. 146 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:55,720 Speaker 1: So they just move so slowly and quietly, they like 147 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:58,760 Speaker 1: look like part of the environment until they're right behind 148 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:01,439 Speaker 1: you and it's too late. Because they're not very fast. 149 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:04,040 Speaker 1: They don't just like cruise around like you know you 150 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:06,240 Speaker 1: see great whites and other sharks, and they're not like 151 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:09,160 Speaker 1: zooming around like a cheetah. But they're fairly fast and 152 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:12,640 Speaker 1: active and and vicious. Um. So that's how they get 153 00:09:12,679 --> 00:09:14,840 Speaker 1: the polar bears is just sneaking up on them. Well, 154 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:17,880 Speaker 1: it's I'm not sure exactly. I don't think they've ever 155 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:22,040 Speaker 1: been observed hunting polar bears. Most likely they just suck 156 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:26,600 Speaker 1: up these rotting carcasses of polar bears. So a polar 157 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:30,800 Speaker 1: bear dies, falls into the water, and these greenland sharks 158 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:35,200 Speaker 1: just like vacuum this entire dead polar bear. How they've 159 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:38,120 Speaker 1: also been found in there. And the only reason we 160 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:41,560 Speaker 1: know this is like when we catch uh them and 161 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:45,040 Speaker 1: they're dead and researchers look inside their stomachs and they 162 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:50,400 Speaker 1: found rotting horses, moose, seals. They even found an entire 163 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:56,040 Speaker 1: reindeer carcass. Um, how do they get a horse? I see. 164 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:58,320 Speaker 1: That's what makes me think that these must have fallen 165 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:01,160 Speaker 1: into the ocean somehow. I don't clear on how a 166 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:05,400 Speaker 1: horse full in the ocean, but things happen was it's 167 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:09,440 Speaker 1: not a cruise on a Disney cre because they do 168 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:11,560 Speaker 1: they do scavenge for food as well, so they're they're 169 00:10:11,559 --> 00:10:16,080 Speaker 1: predators and scavengers. Um. You kind of remind me of coyotes. 170 00:10:16,559 --> 00:10:19,480 Speaker 1: Everything you're describing around. Yeah, charote once almost got my 171 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:22,480 Speaker 1: dog by sneaking up. Yeah. Yeah, she was on a leash. 172 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:26,439 Speaker 1: I was walking her almost sneak Yeah. Yeah. They're kind 173 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:29,720 Speaker 1: of like that, but huge and ancient even more terrifying 174 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:35,440 Speaker 1: and undying. They they're an apex predator, meaning like they 175 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:40,680 Speaker 1: don't have any natural predators except you know, humans. There 176 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:43,640 Speaker 1: is a bit of a cosmic irony here because like 177 00:10:43,679 --> 00:10:47,000 Speaker 1: the greenland sharks like to eat these like dead, rotting animals, 178 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:50,360 Speaker 1: and we return the favor. At least in Iceland. Uh, 179 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:55,040 Speaker 1: there's an Icelandic dish. And my apologies for this whole episode. 180 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:58,160 Speaker 1: Just accept my apology for the pronunciation things with these 181 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:02,199 Speaker 1: food items um so called I think ha carl, which 182 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:06,719 Speaker 1: is made of rotting greenland shark meat. Um, this is 183 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:10,640 Speaker 1: a pretty incredible dish. Uh. The raw greenland shark is 184 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:13,880 Speaker 1: actually poisonous due to the large amounts of urrea and 185 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:21,920 Speaker 1: trimethylene in oxide, trimethylamine, trimethyl amine, trimethyl amine and oxide 186 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:26,080 Speaker 1: in their flesh. Um. By fermenting the shark meat, it's 187 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:31,000 Speaker 1: rendered edible. I guess it's not edible in the strictest 188 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:34,920 Speaker 1: sense that it won't kill you anymore. Right So. Traditionally, 189 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:38,160 Speaker 1: hakarl is made by placing the shark body in a 190 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:42,080 Speaker 1: shallow sandy grave, then burying it in sand and gravel. 191 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:45,160 Speaker 1: Then heavy stones are placed on top to put pressure 192 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,120 Speaker 1: on the shark, and also I guess to keep the 193 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:50,880 Speaker 1: zombie shark from rising. I would assume that's not actually 194 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:53,839 Speaker 1: like part of the makes sense to me. If I 195 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:57,679 Speaker 1: was like bearing this like giant ancient shark that eats 196 00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:00,920 Speaker 1: polar bears, I be definitely sure to put some heavy 197 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:04,959 Speaker 1: rocks on its um. And then it's left to ferment 198 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:08,800 Speaker 1: for oh, you know, twelve weeks in the ground. Um. 199 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:11,200 Speaker 1: Then it's cut into strips and hung to dry in 200 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:15,800 Speaker 1: a meat drying house. Um. It's no longer really made 201 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:20,440 Speaker 1: this way for mass consumption in Iceland. It's instead made 202 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:24,800 Speaker 1: by putting like squeezing it in a plastic container. Um. 203 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:28,120 Speaker 1: But you know, for sort of more like cultural reasons. 204 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:31,319 Speaker 1: Sometimes it's still made traditionally, especially like as a thing 205 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:34,440 Speaker 1: to show people who are visiting. It apparently has an 206 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:39,840 Speaker 1: extremely strong ammonia flavor. Um, because you know, like it's 207 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:44,560 Speaker 1: even though the fermentation process does uh make those toxic 208 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:51,640 Speaker 1: uh uria like not as harmful, it's still like pretty yeah. Um, 209 00:12:51,679 --> 00:12:54,360 Speaker 1: you know, I'm I've never had it, so I'm not 210 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:57,400 Speaker 1: gonna say, oh, this is not a good dish. I 211 00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:01,560 Speaker 1: would say, because I've not been acclimated you eating any 212 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:04,720 Speaker 1: kind of meat like this, I would probably struggle yeah 213 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:08,720 Speaker 1: with it. Um something's really truly are acquired taste. Yes, 214 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:13,000 Speaker 1: I do have the opinions of Anthony Bourdain and Gordon Ramsey. 215 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:17,920 Speaker 1: Um So, Anthony Bourdain said it was the quote single worst, 216 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,880 Speaker 1: most disgusting and terrible tasting thing, which I think is 217 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:23,960 Speaker 1: a pretty harsh thing. I don't. I don't think he's 218 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:26,720 Speaker 1: ever eaten. Like when I was in college, I used 219 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:29,760 Speaker 1: to make myself macaroni and cheese and then from the 220 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:31,520 Speaker 1: box like the crab, and I'd put it in the 221 00:13:31,559 --> 00:13:34,120 Speaker 1: fridge like the little mini fridge, and I just sit 222 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,959 Speaker 1: there and dry out. And then like a day later, 223 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,640 Speaker 1: I'd be like, huh, I still have some macaroni and 224 00:13:38,679 --> 00:13:41,040 Speaker 1: cheese left, and it would be this like mummified mac 225 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:45,840 Speaker 1: and cheese, you know, just congealed that milky or bright 226 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:49,120 Speaker 1: orange toxic. So so I feel like that would be 227 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:52,559 Speaker 1: the worst thing I can see that. No, No, I 228 00:13:52,559 --> 00:13:56,920 Speaker 1: would still think that Gordon Ramsey couldn't even like eat it. 229 00:13:56,920 --> 00:14:00,320 Speaker 1: He tried to eat it and he couldn't. Ye wording 230 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,480 Speaker 1: was much braver. I mean, fancy to be such a 231 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:08,360 Speaker 1: weenie calling you out, Ramsey. So another weird So this 232 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:11,200 Speaker 1: is something that the Vikings were thought to have eaten 233 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:15,160 Speaker 1: as well, another weird thing that the Vikings ate. Again, 234 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:18,720 Speaker 1: I'm not going to pronounce this good. Uh, Syria hoots 235 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:25,640 Speaker 1: rude gar. Yeah, sure, let's pretend it is. It's soured 236 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:29,840 Speaker 1: pickled rams testicles. Okay, you know, it actually sounds a 237 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:33,800 Speaker 1: little despite the fact that it's rams testicles. It sounds 238 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,840 Speaker 1: a little better to me than the shark. Right when 239 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,520 Speaker 1: you get some pickling Brian in there and work right, 240 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:41,560 Speaker 1: because you pickle it um and you know, sour. You know, 241 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,760 Speaker 1: that's like I've I've had like sour meat, sweet and 242 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:47,400 Speaker 1: sour meat, like that's good. Um, So you know, but 243 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,160 Speaker 1: of course I don't want to I'm not I don't 244 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:52,680 Speaker 1: want to drag Iceland too much because they're not. This 245 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:55,440 Speaker 1: is not like, oh, man Iceland so weird. They make 246 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:58,680 Speaker 1: weird dishes. Well, they don't have a lot of produce, 247 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:03,440 Speaker 1: right exactly. So. And also, throughout human history, we've all, 248 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:07,240 Speaker 1: like everyone in every culture, nobody is immune. We all 249 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:11,160 Speaker 1: have made some freaky stuff. So, um, here's uh, and 250 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:14,000 Speaker 1: I'm sure this this may be some stuff you're familiar with. 251 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:17,120 Speaker 1: Here's some of the weirdest stuff that we've eaten throughout 252 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:21,480 Speaker 1: human history, at least in uh Europe. I got some 253 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:25,360 Speaker 1: of this research from the Fine Dining Lover's website. Uh, 254 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:29,520 Speaker 1: the author Peter Basildon, So thank you. This is a 255 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:33,280 Speaker 1: truly disturbing thing that I read this article that made 256 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:36,200 Speaker 1: me not want to eat ever again. So thank you, Peter. So. 257 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:40,800 Speaker 1: In medieval Europe, um, the helmeted cock is a cooked 258 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:44,280 Speaker 1: chicken and pig where the chicken is made to ride 259 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:48,800 Speaker 1: the pig while wearing military regalia. Here's a picture of it. 260 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:52,360 Speaker 1: I'll probably post that or post the link to that 261 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:55,280 Speaker 1: in the show notes. But it's that that looks like 262 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:59,280 Speaker 1: sort of the late Renaissance period when people got really 263 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,600 Speaker 1: weird about food. Yeah, they were doing stuff like that 264 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:04,840 Speaker 1: to show off constantly. Yeah, it's uh, well, like what 265 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:07,320 Speaker 1: else do you know? Um? The idea of the tred 266 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:09,760 Speaker 1: ducan is supposed to have come from there. Just putting 267 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,240 Speaker 1: things inside things inside things. I've got. I've got a 268 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:16,920 Speaker 1: good one, okay. Um. Another medieval europe one is the 269 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:20,080 Speaker 1: live frog pie. It was a fad to surprise guest 270 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:23,120 Speaker 1: by sticking live animals in a pie empty pie crest 271 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:25,320 Speaker 1: and have them pop out when they cut into it. 272 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:28,840 Speaker 1: Is that a fun surprise? No, I wouldn't think so. 273 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:31,480 Speaker 1: I don't think it is. I mean this is you know, 274 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:34,160 Speaker 1: when is this medieval Europe? Is this like around the 275 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:37,640 Speaker 1: Black Death? Maybe right after right before? A really dark 276 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:41,880 Speaker 1: sense of humor exactly? Um So, Now moving on to 277 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:45,800 Speaker 1: the tutors, which came a little later. I'm not a 278 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:49,800 Speaker 1: I'm not a historian, but um so, roasted swan a 279 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:52,320 Speaker 1: dish where and we don't really eat swan that much, 280 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:55,720 Speaker 1: no more, don't necessarily the best tasting burden. I don't 281 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:59,720 Speaker 1: think it's Also, it's probably not, and we raised so 282 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:05,240 Speaker 1: many chickens. The swan was redressed in its skin and feathers, 283 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,199 Speaker 1: so it looked like it did when it was alive. 284 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:10,720 Speaker 1: It's like this dead swan feel a full of roasted meat, 285 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,720 Speaker 1: just like with the swan skin. God, that's so horrible. 286 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,600 Speaker 1: It's dark. And when they could get their hands on 287 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:19,639 Speaker 1: a peacock they would do that too. Yeah, it was 288 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:24,600 Speaker 1: so much show. Literally they didn't care what it tasted like. 289 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:29,200 Speaker 1: There was something there's something so disturbing about that, like like, 290 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:32,920 Speaker 1: you know, so if you murder someone, that's pretty bad, right, 291 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:37,600 Speaker 1: that's that's upsetting. If you murder someone, skin them and 292 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:41,400 Speaker 1: like jumble around their insides and then sew them back up. Yeah, 293 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:43,880 Speaker 1: you'll go to jail for longer if you do that. Yeah, right, 294 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:47,480 Speaker 1: like the sentencing mandatory sentencing on jumbling people up and 295 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:51,160 Speaker 1: sewing them back out. That's there's something disturbing about like 296 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,040 Speaker 1: because then it's like it's not just about the necessity 297 00:17:54,080 --> 00:18:00,000 Speaker 1: of eating, it's about mutilating the corpse of the heating um. 298 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,720 Speaker 1: Speaking of which the cock and trees, which is a 299 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:05,600 Speaker 1: suckling pig. In a suckling pig, it's like a baby 300 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:09,600 Speaker 1: pig that's upper body was sewn onto the lower half 301 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:15,800 Speaker 1: of a capone castrated rooster um, which you know, I 302 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:19,360 Speaker 1: mean like sure like turn your food into a Boschian nightmare. 303 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:22,960 Speaker 1: That's exactly what they were doing, right right, Like like, hey, 304 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,560 Speaker 1: what wouldn't it be funny if a pig was sewn 305 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:31,840 Speaker 1: to a rooster and we ate it? Is this British too? Yes, 306 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:35,080 Speaker 1: this is the tutor so that too. Yeah, well, the 307 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,239 Speaker 1: tutors were super into showing off, so I guess this 308 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:40,000 Speaker 1: is how they did it. Yes, it's weird if they 309 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,000 Speaker 1: thought it was funny British people became funny, but clearly 310 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:46,400 Speaker 1: where at that time humor is a I don't know, 311 00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:50,720 Speaker 1: it's not good then. Yeah, this researching this episode has 312 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:54,040 Speaker 1: made me want to swear off meat entirely forever. Like 313 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:56,280 Speaker 1: I'm already like trying to cut back on it for 314 00:18:56,600 --> 00:19:00,119 Speaker 1: health and environmental reasons, but like I like see this 315 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,520 Speaker 1: and like maybe I'll just eat carrots for the rest 316 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:06,240 Speaker 1: of my life. Yeah, people aren't really carts, groats or whatever. 317 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:12,480 Speaker 1: So the elizabethans um would do bone marrow on toast, 318 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:15,639 Speaker 1: And I've actually had this and it's really good. It 319 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:19,520 Speaker 1: is um. That's and honestly, like if you know, if 320 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:23,720 Speaker 1: you're gonna have bones anyway and you don't use them, 321 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:27,000 Speaker 1: that's a waste of animals. So like you use if 322 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,480 Speaker 1: you use their everything, every part of the animal, which 323 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:32,280 Speaker 1: I think is probably good practice, you're gonna, you know, 324 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:36,440 Speaker 1: have meat. Putting bone my own toast is pretty pretty tasty. Yeah, 325 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,520 Speaker 1: it does taste good. People describe it in a way 326 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:41,439 Speaker 1: that either sounds really appetizing or off putting ring on 327 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,280 Speaker 1: your head. It's just meat butter. It is meat butter. 328 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:47,560 Speaker 1: It's um. It's kind of gelant, which it sounds gross, 329 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:50,800 Speaker 1: but it's it's like and I'm very sensitive to texture 330 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:53,600 Speaker 1: and stuff, and I can actually down this pretty pretty well. 331 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:55,199 Speaker 1: I have to spread it thin though I don't like 332 00:19:55,359 --> 00:19:58,840 Speaker 1: it too chunky's but then when it's thin, it melts 333 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:02,160 Speaker 1: just a teeny man into the bread and it does 334 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:06,520 Speaker 1: taste really good. Yeah yeah, um, So the Georgians did, uh, 335 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,119 Speaker 1: and this is kind of what you're talking about, Like 336 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:12,240 Speaker 1: the tur ducan it was the rotie sounds peril um again, 337 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:15,199 Speaker 1: apologies for the French there. It's a French dish of 338 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:20,200 Speaker 1: seventeen birds stuffed inside each other. So, according to an 339 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:24,919 Speaker 1: article and vice, the recipe calls for busted stuffed with 340 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:28,400 Speaker 1: a turkey, stuffed with a goose, stuffed with a pheasant, 341 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:31,840 Speaker 1: stuffed with a chicken, stuffed with a duck, stuffed with 342 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:35,399 Speaker 1: a guinea foul, stuffed with a teal, stuffed with a woodcock, 343 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:39,199 Speaker 1: stuffed with a partridge, stuffed with a plover, stuffed with 344 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:42,720 Speaker 1: a lap wing, stuffed with a quail, stuffed with a thrush, 345 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:46,720 Speaker 1: some of the lark, stuffed with an order land bunting, 346 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,879 Speaker 1: stuffed with a garden warble, or stuffed with an olive. 347 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:55,320 Speaker 1: Stuffed with the n anchovie stuffed with a single caper. Guys. Yeah, 348 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:58,760 Speaker 1: stop it that. First of all, that would be so 349 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,480 Speaker 1: frustrating to cook because would take days and then it's 350 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:04,760 Speaker 1: dawn in a minute. Yeah, I mean, and it's also 351 00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:09,679 Speaker 1: they cook at different rates. It's nightmare. Yeah, that's so wasteful. 352 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:14,400 Speaker 1: I mean, like what like seventeen different more than seventeen 353 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,520 Speaker 1: animals had to die to make that because they also 354 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:19,720 Speaker 1: like used like pig fat and all these other things, 355 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:23,080 Speaker 1: and on a bed of child bones. I don't know. 356 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:26,600 Speaker 1: And there's no possible way I'm gonna say this without 357 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:29,480 Speaker 1: ever having it that it tasted very good. No, I 358 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:33,640 Speaker 1: imagine it wouldn't because you can't. There's no way. It's 359 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:37,119 Speaker 1: just too much together, like there's too much happening. No, no, 360 00:21:37,359 --> 00:21:43,560 Speaker 1: it's just complete insanity. Um it's it's I feel like 361 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:47,000 Speaker 1: we have this concept that serial killers only happen within 362 00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:50,359 Speaker 1: modern society. I think they've always been around. It's just 363 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:54,520 Speaker 1: back back in these times they were endorsed. Their behavior 364 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:58,040 Speaker 1: was considered good and normal, and they got to be chefs, 365 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:01,399 Speaker 1: and they got to be kings and queen means, and 366 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,840 Speaker 1: they just got away or like I'm gonna sew a 367 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,280 Speaker 1: pig to a duck and then stuff it inside an 368 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:11,199 Speaker 1: ostrich and everyone's like how dro yes, please, wow, I 369 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:15,960 Speaker 1: like that theory. That's cool. Yeah yeah yeah monsters while 370 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:21,600 Speaker 1: they were monsters. Yeah. So now we know humans are 371 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:25,679 Speaker 1: clearly ridiculous omnivores. But in modern times our diets can 372 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:31,359 Speaker 1: range from omnivorous, vegetarian, and vegan. But what about carnivorous? 373 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:35,240 Speaker 1: Well maybe, but you'd have to eat your meat completely raw. 374 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:39,360 Speaker 1: Around the turn of the century, Icelandic explorer Bill Hammer 375 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:43,679 Speaker 1: Stephenson traveled to Alaska, where the Inuit of the Mackenzie 376 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,120 Speaker 1: Delta allowed him to live with them and they taught 377 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:50,399 Speaker 1: him about their lifestyle. Stephenson became an advocate of their diet, 378 00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:54,120 Speaker 1: which was meat and fish for six to nine months 379 00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:58,119 Speaker 1: of the year, an extreme ketogenic diet. But before you 380 00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,760 Speaker 1: try it yourself, you should know that it be difficult 381 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:04,800 Speaker 1: to replicate. They eat freshly hunted, sometimes raw meat and 382 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:08,040 Speaker 1: caught fresh fish, which they also on occasion ate raw. 383 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:11,600 Speaker 1: And only by eating raw liver, fish, row, and eggs 384 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:14,840 Speaker 1: can you get the vitamin CEA you need to avoid scurvy. 385 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,199 Speaker 1: And if you try to eat only meat, and do 386 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:21,560 Speaker 1: it incorrectly, you can die of malnutrition. Rabbit starvation is 387 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:24,920 Speaker 1: a form of starvation caused by eating primarily rabbit meat, 388 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:28,760 Speaker 1: which in more scientific terms is called protein poisoning. It's 389 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,720 Speaker 1: when there's not enough fat in the diet, so you 390 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:34,879 Speaker 1: will starve even if you continue eating. As Stephenson explained, 391 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,080 Speaker 1: quote rabbit eaters, if they have no fat from another 392 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:42,000 Speaker 1: source beaver, moose fish will develop diarrhea in about a week, 393 00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:46,399 Speaker 1: with headache, lassitude, and vague discomfort. If there are enough rabbits, 394 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:49,160 Speaker 1: the people eat till their stomachs are distinted, but no 395 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:53,040 Speaker 1: matter how much they eat, they feel unsatisfied. So don't 396 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:55,959 Speaker 1: go trying and meat only diet at home, especially if 397 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,960 Speaker 1: all you've got to eat or some lastly rabbits, Hey 398 00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:01,879 Speaker 1: drop that fork will be right back after a quick break. 399 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:08,480 Speaker 1: What's food without a little seasoning? And the best seasoning 400 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,600 Speaker 1: in the world is salt. It's the magical mineral that 401 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:15,160 Speaker 1: makes food taste good. So why do we like salt? Well, 402 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:17,760 Speaker 1: we do need it to live. You can actually have 403 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:20,600 Speaker 1: too little salt in your system, which is a condition 404 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:26,120 Speaker 1: known as hypernatremia, which can cause brain swelling and even death. Fortunately, 405 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,840 Speaker 1: you don't really need to worry about this. Typically we 406 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,480 Speaker 1: have too much salt in the diet, but for many 407 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:34,520 Speaker 1: animals salt is so vital they'll go to some interesting 408 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:37,800 Speaker 1: lengths to get it. What I want to talk about is, uh, 409 00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:41,879 Speaker 1: butterflies and bees who love salt, and they will drink 410 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:46,280 Speaker 1: tears to get it. Oh how do they get the tears? Well? Uh, 411 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:51,160 Speaker 1: it depends so uh. They will sometimes drink turtle tears 412 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:55,840 Speaker 1: in the proving Amazon, So I just got so sad um. 413 00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:59,520 Speaker 1: So in the Peruvian Amazon, butterflies drink turtle tears to 414 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:04,160 Speaker 1: supple their diet with sodium. Butterflies need sodium like most 415 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:07,320 Speaker 1: living animals, but they can't get it from flowers, so 416 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:11,240 Speaker 1: they'll get it typically from dirt or poop um where 417 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:14,040 Speaker 1: you normally get told. Of course, they can also get 418 00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:18,879 Speaker 1: it from tears. Uh. And what better than a turtle 419 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:22,040 Speaker 1: that can't retract its head like the yellow spotted sideeck 420 00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:24,840 Speaker 1: turtles who their heads are just stuck out there. They 421 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,960 Speaker 1: can't hide in their little shell home, so the butterflies 422 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,120 Speaker 1: are free to sip at their tears. Here's a picture. 423 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:34,240 Speaker 1: And I didn't want to be clear that the turtle 424 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,720 Speaker 1: is not sad. Can you tell me what would cause 425 00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:40,120 Speaker 1: a turtle to cry? I mean probably it's just the normal, 426 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:46,280 Speaker 1: normal amount of tears and it's not it's not crying 427 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:50,040 Speaker 1: because it's sad. Same thing with crocodiles. So butterflies are 428 00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:54,439 Speaker 1: sometimes seen drinking the tears of crocodiles, like the cayman 429 00:25:54,720 --> 00:26:01,120 Speaker 1: in Costa Rica. Here's uh, here's a bee and a butterfly, uh, 430 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:05,159 Speaker 1: drinking out of the crocodiles tears at the same Time's amazing. 431 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:07,480 Speaker 1: I feel like I've seen pictures of this before and 432 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:11,000 Speaker 1: I didn't even think that it might be a thing. Yeah. Um, 433 00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:14,520 Speaker 1: So they're also tear drinking molls in the Amazon jungle 434 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:19,000 Speaker 1: that drink bird tears, uh and sometimes not. It's not 435 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:21,760 Speaker 1: even clear why they do this because there's like salt 436 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:25,160 Speaker 1: in their environment already, so they just like to poke 437 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,200 Speaker 1: birds in the eyes and make them cry and drink 438 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,680 Speaker 1: their tears. So they're just like little stinkers. Yeah, they're 439 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,840 Speaker 1: little stinkers. And here's a picture of one just like 440 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:36,040 Speaker 1: sitting on top of a terrified looking birds. Yeah. That 441 00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:39,880 Speaker 1: seems so rude. It's very rude. Humans are ruder, were 442 00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:45,680 Speaker 1: worse for those birds out there listening. Uh viewers, sensitive listeners, 443 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:49,359 Speaker 1: sensitive to matters of birds. I'm gonna warn you about this. 444 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:53,359 Speaker 1: Next one gets very sad. The ordle in bunting. Have 445 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:57,600 Speaker 1: you heard of this. It's an upsetting It's an upsetting 446 00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:02,000 Speaker 1: restaurant or recipe. Um. So, ordoland bunting is a small, 447 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:07,160 Speaker 1: peaceful songbird that is apparently good tasting to some people 448 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:12,000 Speaker 1: after being brutally tortured. So in classic Middle French cuisine, 449 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:16,640 Speaker 1: the orderland is placed in a darkened cage, which causes 450 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:22,080 Speaker 1: it to become psychologically disturbed, where it feeds compulsively. So 451 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:25,479 Speaker 1: in the wild, ordlands will gorge themselves at night. So 452 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,560 Speaker 1: if you make it eternal night, they will just keep 453 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:32,120 Speaker 1: eating and eating, which is really disturbing. In Roman times, 454 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:35,119 Speaker 1: emperors would stab out the eyes of the lands so 455 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:38,280 Speaker 1: they would compulsively eat anymore, even more because like no 456 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:44,040 Speaker 1: light can enter their eyes. Yeah, it's pretty I mean, 457 00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,200 Speaker 1: I don't know if that's true. That could be apocryphal, 458 00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:51,800 Speaker 1: but I wouldn't put it past Romans Caligula. He was 459 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:56,480 Speaker 1: a stinker. Um. So the bird is then drowned in 460 00:27:56,640 --> 00:28:00,840 Speaker 1: brandy um so that it is marinated murdered at the 461 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:07,600 Speaker 1: same time. Um, and then it is roasted and eaten whole. Traditionally, 462 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:11,119 Speaker 1: people would wear a large handkerchief over their heads to 463 00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:15,680 Speaker 1: quote like hide from God. It could also have been 464 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,760 Speaker 1: that's sort of like the superstition around, but it's also 465 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:24,400 Speaker 1: could be to trap the odors from the dish or too. 466 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:27,240 Speaker 1: If it's like because these would be very wealthy people. 467 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:29,240 Speaker 1: It could also be to hide the fact that they're 468 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:32,639 Speaker 1: spitting out bird bones as they can. So that's a 469 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:37,320 Speaker 1: I think it's illegal now. Um, it is illegal. Yeah, 470 00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:40,480 Speaker 1: but there's TV shows that will depict it as depictions 471 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,360 Speaker 1: of how wealthy people are. Right, they've done it both 472 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,960 Speaker 1: on Billions and Succession. Yeah, I wonder if that's there's 473 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:49,080 Speaker 1: any truth to that, Like if wealthy people like have 474 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:54,440 Speaker 1: a black market order land under the table, rich people 475 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:58,760 Speaker 1: love having everything. There is a vegan version of order Lands. 476 00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:04,400 Speaker 1: So these vegan chefs have created a m Ortolan bunting 477 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:07,240 Speaker 1: that's supposed to mimic the taste and texture of a 478 00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:10,840 Speaker 1: of a bird with bones in it. Um made out 479 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:15,880 Speaker 1: of entirely vegan ingredients. It doesn't necessarily look exactly like 480 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:19,640 Speaker 1: a bird. It looks like one vaguely birds shaped lump 481 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:25,000 Speaker 1: of weird ingredients, but they've put like other things to 482 00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:28,240 Speaker 1: make it like they wanted to mimic the texture of 483 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:32,680 Speaker 1: like skin, guts and bones, and it's the thing. Is 484 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,640 Speaker 1: one of the benefits. And I'm not vegan, but one 485 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:38,360 Speaker 1: of the benefits I perceive of being vegan is you 486 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:41,880 Speaker 1: don't have the gross out factor of eating another living creature. 487 00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:46,560 Speaker 1: So why would you want of this is replicated? I 488 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:51,200 Speaker 1: don't understand fake meat replicating. Obviously it's better, Obviously it's 489 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:55,600 Speaker 1: better than torturing real bird, but right, yeah, why would 490 00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:59,200 Speaker 1: you even want to have the pretend version? Right? Exactly? Yeah? Um, 491 00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:03,719 Speaker 1: A little bit of a less maccab weird preparation of 492 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:09,200 Speaker 1: meat is Uh, there's a farmer in Seattle that feeds 493 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:13,720 Speaker 1: his pigs marijuana. Um, and so it's actually not as 494 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:18,080 Speaker 1: crazy and weird as it sounds. It's marijuana that is 495 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:22,160 Speaker 1: not used in medical marijuana manufacturing. So instead of throwing 496 00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:25,320 Speaker 1: out like the stocks and stuff, he takes it in 497 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:30,080 Speaker 1: like incorporates it into the pig slop. Apparently that helps 498 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:33,600 Speaker 1: introduce fiber. It actually increases their appetite a little more 499 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:38,880 Speaker 1: like naturally without using like hormones and such and um, 500 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:43,040 Speaker 1: it apparently affects the taste of the meat. Um makes 501 00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:46,920 Speaker 1: the meat tastes like more savory or something. I don't 502 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:50,800 Speaker 1: I kind of I'm not really, I'm not into it 503 00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:54,160 Speaker 1: that much in terms of, like, you know, I feel 504 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,320 Speaker 1: bad about eating pigs because they look like a little 505 00:30:56,320 --> 00:31:00,360 Speaker 1: doggies too. But I feel like the least we can 506 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,880 Speaker 1: do is give them marijuana. That's such a good point. 507 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,520 Speaker 1: At least we could do is to get get them 508 00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:13,000 Speaker 1: baked before they get baked, free baking, pre baking, um. 509 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,800 Speaker 1: I mean, And it is interesting. He claims that the 510 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:18,840 Speaker 1: pigs don't necessarily get high, but he does say that 511 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:22,680 Speaker 1: they seem to enjoy it a good amount, So I wonder, yeah, 512 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:26,080 Speaker 1: there's how do you know? We would never know? Yeah, 513 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:30,040 Speaker 1: there's gotta be like just trace amounts of probably DHC 514 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,920 Speaker 1: and CBD. Yeah. He says that that you can't get 515 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:37,640 Speaker 1: high from the meat. Um, But but they're consuming tracing right, 516 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:41,200 Speaker 1: so they've got to be. There's got to be some 517 00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:44,040 Speaker 1: high pigs there. You cannot tell me that they're not 518 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:49,280 Speaker 1: going to get or at least super chill, right, right exactly? Man, 519 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:51,959 Speaker 1: I kind of it's like it's it's such a cute 520 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,880 Speaker 1: story and tell you're like, oh, and then they're slaughtered 521 00:31:55,840 --> 00:32:01,720 Speaker 1: another here's a less dark story about seasoning food. Japanese macaques, 522 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:05,280 Speaker 1: which are also known as snow monkeys, will wash their 523 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:11,000 Speaker 1: yams and potatoes and saltwater. This is exclusive to the 524 00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:15,400 Speaker 1: Japanese island of Koshima. There's a colony of macaques who 525 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:19,400 Speaker 1: have learned how to salt their potatoes. Oh my gosh uh. 526 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:23,280 Speaker 1: In nineteen fifty three, a field macaque named emo which 527 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:27,800 Speaker 1: is potato and Japanese, was observed by researchers washing sand 528 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:31,840 Speaker 1: off of the sweet potato in the river. Her family 529 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:35,200 Speaker 1: watched this and they copied her, and they learned from her. 530 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,920 Speaker 1: And then because normally, like if you got a sandy potato, 531 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,920 Speaker 1: they would just brush it off with their little their 532 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,880 Speaker 1: little hands, um. But washing in the river was much 533 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:47,080 Speaker 1: more effective. And then emo Uh put a new spin 534 00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,800 Speaker 1: on it where she took it to the ocean, not 535 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:53,840 Speaker 1: the freshwater river, but the ocean started washing it there, 536 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:57,080 Speaker 1: and she found that she preferred that to the river 537 00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:00,840 Speaker 1: because of the saltiness. She would even like dip it, 538 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,640 Speaker 1: take a bite, dip it again. She was double dipping. 539 00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:09,040 Speaker 1: I love it, Um and her her cohorts her family 540 00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:13,760 Speaker 1: also copied that and started doing the same behavior. Now, 541 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:16,800 Speaker 1: even though I mean sadly, Emo and all the other 542 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,840 Speaker 1: original potato dippers have passed away, but this was in 543 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:25,719 Speaker 1: so they lived nice, long lives of potato dipping. Um. 544 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:30,080 Speaker 1: But the macaques living on Koshima Island still practice potato 545 00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:33,280 Speaker 1: dipping and washing. Oh my gosh, she changed the game 546 00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:35,240 Speaker 1: from that. Yeah, And I think it's one of the 547 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:38,200 Speaker 1: examples that points to like, hey, you know, animals actually 548 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:42,040 Speaker 1: can have culture, like they can learn, especially the more 549 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:46,840 Speaker 1: intelligent animals like primates can learn certain elements of culture 550 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,760 Speaker 1: and pass things on and pass traditions on, which is 551 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:52,760 Speaker 1: really incredible. Yeah, I'm getting more and more freaked out 552 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:56,000 Speaker 1: by the idea of keeping primates and zoos. Yeah, I 553 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:59,600 Speaker 1: feel like they're real similar, tough. I mean, some zoos, 554 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:04,080 Speaker 1: you know, like there's a lot of conservation going on. Um. 555 00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,960 Speaker 1: So I feel like, especially like the San Diego Zoo, 556 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,960 Speaker 1: I know, they go to great length to try to 557 00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:13,080 Speaker 1: create these enclosures that are humane, and they go towards 558 00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:16,440 Speaker 1: a lot of conservation efforts. Um. But yeah, I'm not 559 00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:23,000 Speaker 1: I'm definitely not comfortable with captive primates kept in suboptimal connections. 560 00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:26,920 Speaker 1: It's uh, they're yeah, they're very intelligent. And speaking of which, 561 00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:32,080 Speaker 1: red colobus monkeys who live in human forests of western, 562 00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:36,840 Speaker 1: Central and Eastern Africa use charcoal to neutralize toxins in 563 00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:41,759 Speaker 1: their diet. Oh my gosh, these are these are boss bays, 564 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:45,400 Speaker 1: but they're living there like instead of doing like you know, 565 00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:48,080 Speaker 1: haven't you seen those like like eat more charcoal to 566 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:53,360 Speaker 1: detoxify your system, which I don't know about that, but 567 00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:57,120 Speaker 1: it works for these red colobus monkeys. So they love 568 00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:01,160 Speaker 1: eating mango and Indian almond tree leaves because they're high 569 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:05,560 Speaker 1: in protein. Unfortunately, these leaves are also high in phenols, 570 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:09,120 Speaker 1: which upset there. Don't tell me. They've learned to eat 571 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:13,759 Speaker 1: charcoal to detoxify the leaves, and it's highly sought after, 572 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:17,000 Speaker 1: Like they'll fight over the charcoal they'll have, Like they'll 573 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:19,360 Speaker 1: gather huge amounts of it and carry it and like 574 00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:22,640 Speaker 1: hoard it so they can eat their favorite leaves. Um 575 00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:25,400 Speaker 1: they'll even so they gather it mostly from burnt trees, 576 00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:28,640 Speaker 1: but they'll even steal charcoal briquettes from humans when they 577 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:33,719 Speaker 1: have the chance take that. Um, so it's yeah, they 578 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,000 Speaker 1: and they'll like they'll eat the leaves and then eat 579 00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:39,759 Speaker 1: the charcoal, and they've just discovered that that helps, uh 580 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:43,400 Speaker 1: settle their stomachs. Do we know if the leaves taste 581 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:46,719 Speaker 1: like the fruit the you mean, like mango. I have 582 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:49,799 Speaker 1: no idea. I don't know. I know that almonds have 583 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,839 Speaker 1: cyanide in them, so it's possible the leaves also have 584 00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:56,000 Speaker 1: some syanaide, which is also um a way that the 585 00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:59,799 Speaker 1: charcoal could help help their tummies, because you know, I mean, 586 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:02,080 Speaker 1: if you consume small amounts of cyanide, you won't die, 587 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:05,160 Speaker 1: but will definitely make you sick. But don't do it, like, 588 00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:07,520 Speaker 1: don't I'm not gonna you know, don't be like, oh well, 589 00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:09,279 Speaker 1: if I have a little bit, it's okay, Like any 590 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:14,960 Speaker 1: amount not bad news. Um. And speaking of neutralizing toxins, um, 591 00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:19,480 Speaker 1: birds will eat dirt to do this, Okay, does I 592 00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:21,840 Speaker 1: have to be any kind of dirt. It's a specific 593 00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:26,000 Speaker 1: kind of dirt. So eating dirt is called geophagia. Lots 594 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:30,879 Speaker 1: of animals eat dirt, birds, bats, and primates. This is 595 00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:35,120 Speaker 1: often done to introduce minerals into their diets, such as calcium, sodium, iron, 596 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:39,240 Speaker 1: zinc and so on. Sometimes pregnant women will crave dirt, 597 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:42,640 Speaker 1: which could be out of a desire to make up 598 00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:47,440 Speaker 1: for mineral deficiency like anemia um or potentially because certain 599 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:52,120 Speaker 1: types of clear dirt could help destroy pathogens in the gut. Um. 600 00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:56,480 Speaker 1: I don't recommend eating dirt because you could just as 601 00:36:56,520 --> 00:37:01,600 Speaker 1: easily introduce harmful pathogens and toxins, like they're Helmett parasitic 602 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:05,360 Speaker 1: worms whose eggs can survive in dirt for years. Um. 603 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:08,120 Speaker 1: And you can also get lead from from eating just 604 00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:11,239 Speaker 1: random dirt. But when you're pregnant, things go crazy, right. 605 00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:14,920 Speaker 1: I've heard red case studies of pregnant women actually buying salt. 606 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:17,200 Speaker 1: Looks if you would keep in a barn to consume 607 00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:20,839 Speaker 1: on their own. Yeah, And like pika is the term 608 00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:24,279 Speaker 1: for eating things that are typically inedible, and so yeah, 609 00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:27,280 Speaker 1: pregnant women will often have that because it's like it's 610 00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:30,239 Speaker 1: their their body is craving something, and so they will 611 00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:33,960 Speaker 1: eat things that aren't necessarily have any like eating ices 612 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,400 Speaker 1: another one. Oh I do that, and I'm not pregnant. 613 00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:39,440 Speaker 1: I don't know what's up with that, huh. But for 614 00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:43,680 Speaker 1: the Peruvian Animazon rainforest parrots, dirt is a way to 615 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:47,200 Speaker 1: filter toxic that their diet. And they're super super picky 616 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:50,719 Speaker 1: about what dirt specifically they so they will flock to 617 00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:54,360 Speaker 1: this one specific place near the Manu River, and only 618 00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:57,880 Speaker 1: one layer of soil along the bend. So you know 619 00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:01,239 Speaker 1: how soil is in these sediments layers, they pick this 620 00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:05,319 Speaker 1: one band of soil. And the reason the reason they 621 00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:07,879 Speaker 1: do this is this soil air has the highest cat 622 00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:12,239 Speaker 1: ion exchange capacity. So this is some chemistry stuff. It's 623 00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:15,200 Speaker 1: a little unfamiliar with for me, so bear with me. 624 00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:19,600 Speaker 1: So cat ions are positively charged ions um. Most soil 625 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:24,160 Speaker 1: is negatively charged UM. So they will stick together negative 626 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:28,920 Speaker 1: positive um. If soil has high cat ion exchange capacity, 627 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:33,320 Speaker 1: it can attract to and bind two more cat ions UM. 628 00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:37,439 Speaker 1: So the parents eat seeds and unripe fruit that has 629 00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:42,160 Speaker 1: alkaloids and toxins that are harmful uh, and these these 630 00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:46,520 Speaker 1: toxins will become positively charged inside the parent's acidic stomach 631 00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:49,239 Speaker 1: some kind of chemical reaction there. And so if the 632 00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:53,480 Speaker 1: clay that they eat has a high cat ion exchange capacity, 633 00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:59,320 Speaker 1: it will bind to these now positively charged toxins to 634 00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:03,040 Speaker 1: so clay is negatively charged. The toxins are positively charged 635 00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:07,920 Speaker 1: in their stomachs. They'll bind together and that neutralizes the toxins. Uh, 636 00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,600 Speaker 1: and then it allows the parrots to eat these foods 637 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:13,360 Speaker 1: that they love without getting sick. Those are some fancy 638 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,640 Speaker 1: parrot they really are. And it's funny to see them 639 00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:17,719 Speaker 1: because they're they're all just kind of lined along this 640 00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:21,439 Speaker 1: one band of this like dirt, this face of dirt 641 00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:26,120 Speaker 1: along the river, just all all like diners. They know 642 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:30,840 Speaker 1: exactly what they want. So because we are talking about 643 00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:35,359 Speaker 1: eating dirt, I got a little surprised for you. Um, 644 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:41,719 Speaker 1: it is dirt soda. Uh. It says it's shoveled and 645 00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:48,680 Speaker 1: bottled in the USA. I don't know. Now, the ingredients 646 00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:56,040 Speaker 1: don't mention dirt. So the ingredients is carbonated artesian spring water, cane, sugar, 647 00:39:56,239 --> 00:40:01,520 Speaker 1: citric acid, artificial flavor, caramel, color, esther gum um, flash patch, 648 00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:07,680 Speaker 1: pasteurized as a natural preservative. So nowhere do they say 649 00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:12,720 Speaker 1: it contains dirt. I'm sure that's the natural flavors. Whatever 650 00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:15,919 Speaker 1: essence they right, like, is it dirt essence? I don't. 651 00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,400 Speaker 1: I don't like. I don't know if it's supposed to 652 00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:22,160 Speaker 1: taste like dirt. If it's just like that they didn't 653 00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:27,560 Speaker 1: clean the factories, so he would mind going to do 654 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:31,520 Speaker 1: a little taste test here. Um, I'm down for it. 655 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,239 Speaker 1: Hang on, wait, I hope this is a twist off. 656 00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:39,799 Speaker 1: It might not be. Actually, okay, I'm gonna go get 657 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:45,279 Speaker 1: a bottle. I'll probably cut out some of that of 658 00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:49,640 Speaker 1: us struggling to open this bottle of dirt soda, much 659 00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:51,919 Speaker 1: anticipated dirt, saying, you know, I hope it was worth 660 00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,960 Speaker 1: the struggle. I mean, it's got to be such a 661 00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:58,120 Speaker 1: big build up, so it's kind of red. Yeah, it's 662 00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:05,080 Speaker 1: got a nice amber color. Um, that's for you, thank you. Um, 663 00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:11,160 Speaker 1: this is for me a toast to dirt soda. Cheers. Yeah, 664 00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:13,480 Speaker 1: I only felt the dirt at the very beginning. You 665 00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:15,640 Speaker 1: know what it reminds me of. It's got a dirt bouquet, 666 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:20,279 Speaker 1: but it's kind of cream soda eat a little bit. Yeah, Oh, 667 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:22,439 Speaker 1: I don't care for the aftertaste. No, no, So it's 668 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,760 Speaker 1: like the taste on the tongue is actually no, no dirt, 669 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:31,680 Speaker 1: but it's very dirt forward. Um, and it's like a 670 00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:36,120 Speaker 1: dirt after taste. It's yeah, I wouldn't say that it 671 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:40,680 Speaker 1: really approximates dirt. It's just a little gross yeah, it's 672 00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:44,040 Speaker 1: kind of just nasty. Um. I used to eat some 673 00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:47,840 Speaker 1: dirt when I was a kid, like especially love. You know, 674 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:53,640 Speaker 1: there's like little furtless white fertilizer pellets to crunch on. Good. No, well, 675 00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:56,160 Speaker 1: not healthy for you. They're bad to eat, but they were. 676 00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,600 Speaker 1: I enjoyed it. Were you not allowed to eat junk food? 677 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:03,040 Speaker 1: Was it like, yeah, cheetoh substitute? Yeah? I I My 678 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,280 Speaker 1: my parents were very good at having us eat healthy. 679 00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:07,840 Speaker 1: I could eat like goldfish crackers and stuff, but that 680 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:12,359 Speaker 1: was a treat for you. But you know, I would 681 00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:16,279 Speaker 1: eat rass nails when I was a baby. I would 682 00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:20,360 Speaker 1: eat dirt. Did you so you were a baby, you 683 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:23,440 Speaker 1: didn't have a sense that you were eating a live animal? No, 684 00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:25,400 Speaker 1: I had no. I have no memory of it. My 685 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,839 Speaker 1: mom just tells me that it got it. I do 686 00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,560 Speaker 1: remember eating ants, and those were actually pretty good. They're 687 00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:35,040 Speaker 1: kind of pepperine tasting, not bad. This kind of almost 688 00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:41,880 Speaker 1: smells like crayons. I can see that, like dirty crams, 689 00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:46,840 Speaker 1: dirty crams that like a smoker. You're It's like it 690 00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:50,600 Speaker 1: smells like you're in a smoker's car that's full of dirt, 691 00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:54,960 Speaker 1: crayons and sugar. So there's this um set up that 692 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,200 Speaker 1: people who are training to learn about wine can use, 693 00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:01,000 Speaker 1: where it's a set of like eighty different sences, and 694 00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:03,360 Speaker 1: so you learn how to identify the essences so you 695 00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:07,200 Speaker 1: can describe the wine. And seventy two of those essences 696 00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:10,680 Speaker 1: are delicious things, and then there's the eight that are 697 00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:13,200 Speaker 1: gross that can help you describe like a corked bottle 698 00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:16,960 Speaker 1: of wine. And this dirt soda is actually kind of 699 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,720 Speaker 1: reminding me of the band aid essence. Oh my god, Yeah, 700 00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:24,239 Speaker 1: there's a band aid essence with like, well, so are 701 00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:28,279 Speaker 1: these essences that help you identify bad wine or good 702 00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:31,640 Speaker 1: and bad? So most of them are for identifying good wine, 703 00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:33,040 Speaker 1: and then there's a couple that you're like, oh no, 704 00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:36,160 Speaker 1: something hasn't gone wrong. Somebody dropped a band aid and 705 00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:40,280 Speaker 1: the wine it's something like if it's oxidized or something 706 00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:42,160 Speaker 1: like that. But that's what this. I feel like they 707 00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:46,239 Speaker 1: dropped essence of band aid into God, it's not good. 708 00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:50,160 Speaker 1: It's not even good to drink. Ironically, the smell alone 709 00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:53,920 Speaker 1: is very bad because like, honestly, dirt, like the smell 710 00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:57,440 Speaker 1: of wet dirt like petrocre is actually really nice. It 711 00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:03,880 Speaker 1: doesn't the smells like duty. Yeah, I feel like dirt 712 00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:10,080 Speaker 1: is maybe something that you can't synthesize or make synthetic. Right, Um, 713 00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:12,000 Speaker 1: this is just gross. This is just gross in a 714 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,680 Speaker 1: way that, like you said, I don't think dirt is 715 00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:16,319 Speaker 1: actually gross. So right, if you're going to give the 716 00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:20,759 Speaker 1: dirt soda rating, can we get a rating there out 717 00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:24,360 Speaker 1: of like, let's do five stars, half a star, half 718 00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:29,200 Speaker 1: a star, um, just out of give it to stars 719 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:34,920 Speaker 1: just because of how difficult the bottle was to open, 720 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,000 Speaker 1: which I felt like was kind of a nice It's 721 00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:41,319 Speaker 1: almost apo semanticism, like where it's like warning sign that 722 00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:44,799 Speaker 1: you shouldn't drink it. So for that design of it 723 00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:47,960 Speaker 1: to be hard to open, I think two stars. I 724 00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:56,520 Speaker 1: like that. Why do humans use spices just because it 725 00:44:56,560 --> 00:45:00,120 Speaker 1: tastes good? Well, researchers tried to answer this question. A 726 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:03,920 Speaker 1: scientific paper called Darwinian Gastronomy Why We Use Spices by 727 00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:07,080 Speaker 1: Sherman at All found that spice use may be used 728 00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:11,200 Speaker 1: potentially to protect us from micro organisms and food poisoning 729 00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:14,800 Speaker 1: by borrowing the defensive weapons of plants from which spices 730 00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,600 Speaker 1: are derived. But when we return, we'll find that there 731 00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:29,279 Speaker 1: may be no spice antidote to certain dangerous diets. Sometimes 732 00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:32,120 Speaker 1: we go to great lengths for our meals, even putting 733 00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:35,680 Speaker 1: ourselves in danger. The heart Attack grill in Las Vegas, 734 00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:39,319 Speaker 1: which offers the octopol bypass Hamburger, should give you an 735 00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:41,800 Speaker 1: idea of how much we're willing to risk for our food. 736 00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:44,960 Speaker 1: We're also willing to eat fugu fish, a type of 737 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:48,920 Speaker 1: pufferfish which if prepared improperly, can be deadly as it 738 00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:53,439 Speaker 1: contains lethal amounts of tetratotoxin in its inner organs. Both 739 00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:57,800 Speaker 1: humans and dolphins risk death by eating wriggling octopus. Sanac g, 740 00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:01,960 Speaker 1: a Korean dish, is made of freshly killed octopus. Some 741 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:05,360 Speaker 1: people think that they're still alive, as nerve activity continues 742 00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:08,840 Speaker 1: to function within the tentacles, causing them to wriggle around. 743 00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:12,440 Speaker 1: This presents a choking hazard. If not chewed properly, the 744 00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:15,160 Speaker 1: suction cups can stick to your throat and actually kill you. 745 00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:18,920 Speaker 1: Dolphins also risk being choked to death when eating octopus, 746 00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:22,240 Speaker 1: and sometimes smashed the octopus by tossing it around, tearing 747 00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:25,440 Speaker 1: it to shreads to make it less dangerous. But sometimes 748 00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:27,520 Speaker 1: you're not even out of the woods if you swallow 749 00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:31,319 Speaker 1: your dinner. Cassu marzoo is a classic Sardinian dish made 750 00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:34,439 Speaker 1: of sheep, milk, cheese, and live larva of the cheese fly. 751 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,760 Speaker 1: This is meant to give the cheese is nice soft texture, 752 00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:40,800 Speaker 1: but if the larva survived the trip down your gollet, 753 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,960 Speaker 1: the worms can try to burrow through and eat your stomach, lining, 754 00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:47,480 Speaker 1: resulting in a condition called pseudomy assis a k A 755 00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:53,880 Speaker 1: accidental parasitization. The common Asian toad has also suffered from indigestion. 756 00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:57,640 Speaker 1: The blind snake, a small worm like snake, can survive 757 00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:00,960 Speaker 1: being ingested and has been seen escape being alive out 758 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,440 Speaker 1: of the butt of a common Asian toad. Well, you 759 00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:07,160 Speaker 1: just described all my worst nightmares. That's all horrifying. That's 760 00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:12,719 Speaker 1: what the podcasts about. It's bringing nightmares to the surface 761 00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:15,440 Speaker 1: so you can you know, not have them when you're sleeping, 762 00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:18,600 Speaker 1: but when you're awake. Yeah, thank you so much. You're welcome. 763 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:23,920 Speaker 1: I remember learning about Cassu marzoo and like an anthropology 764 00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:27,000 Speaker 1: class when we were talking about like, I don't I 765 00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:30,120 Speaker 1: think it's good to eat insects generally as part of 766 00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:33,799 Speaker 1: our cuisine, and I I haven't been socialized myself to 767 00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:36,680 Speaker 1: eat insects but I think it's a great protein source 768 00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:40,840 Speaker 1: in this case. This is different. This is different. I 769 00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:43,279 Speaker 1: don't know for people who haven't eaten insects, it's not 770 00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:46,080 Speaker 1: that weird. It's mostly crunchy, right, It's like it's like 771 00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:52,160 Speaker 1: eating popcorn but legs. Yeah, but this cheese maggoting. You 772 00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:55,000 Speaker 1: can see them. There's still a lie. You can they 773 00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:59,200 Speaker 1: like jump out of the cheese. Sometimes I don't understand 774 00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:03,640 Speaker 1: how this dish came about accident, I would assume, Yeah, 775 00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:06,400 Speaker 1: but why keep doing it? Like why is it consisted 776 00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:09,000 Speaker 1: like that? Because it probably tastes good really if you 777 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:12,040 Speaker 1: can get over it. Yeah, all right, I don't know. 778 00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:13,960 Speaker 1: I'll never know. I'm not going to try it. Well, no, 779 00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:17,760 Speaker 1: I mean I will. I will try most insects, except 780 00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:21,439 Speaker 1: for live insects. I think. I think that's really fair. 781 00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:24,759 Speaker 1: With cheese. It's that almost makes it worse. It totally does. 782 00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:29,560 Speaker 1: Humans will sometimes well, as we already discussed, will imperil 783 00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:34,839 Speaker 1: themselves for food. Um and one really amazing example of 784 00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:39,400 Speaker 1: this is honey hunters of Nepal. Uh So, there is 785 00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:42,680 Speaker 1: a man named mally Don who is one of the 786 00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:46,120 Speaker 1: last mad honey hunters of Nepal and now it's not. 787 00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:49,200 Speaker 1: He's not mad, but the honey is called mad hunter. 788 00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:54,160 Speaker 1: He's part of the Kolong indigenous people. Uh, and they 789 00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:58,239 Speaker 1: have been using this this mad honey for centuries as 790 00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:02,280 Speaker 1: um because it has been to snell properties and an antiseptic. 791 00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:05,879 Speaker 1: It can be like a cough syrup. And honey has 792 00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:10,759 Speaker 1: like this antibiotic property and uh can actually help heal 793 00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:14,759 Speaker 1: your throat. But to get this, he will climb a 794 00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:18,360 Speaker 1: three hundred foot bamboo rope ladder up a sheer cliff 795 00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:22,600 Speaker 1: face of granite above the Hungu River. Um. So he's 796 00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:25,799 Speaker 1: after the red honey produced by Himalayan bees, which is 797 00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:30,600 Speaker 1: called mad honey because it has psychotropic properties. Um. It 798 00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:34,480 Speaker 1: becomes psychotropic because bees feet on the flowers of Rhodan 799 00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:39,160 Speaker 1: drune trees, which contains toxins. It can also be sold 800 00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:42,360 Speaker 1: on the black market for like eighty dollars a pound 801 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,600 Speaker 1: because it's like you get high off the honey. Yeah, 802 00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:48,640 Speaker 1: it sounds fun. It does sound fun. It doesn't sound 803 00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:51,680 Speaker 1: fun to collect though, So he has to hold onto 804 00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:56,000 Speaker 1: the cliff face by hand with tiny footholds while carrying 805 00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:58,959 Speaker 1: a huge bamboo pole that he uses to saw off 806 00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:02,480 Speaker 1: sections of the honey. Comb while he carries some burning 807 00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:05,319 Speaker 1: grass to kind of try to soothe the bees which 808 00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:08,200 Speaker 1: are not happy, and they still sting them. But if 809 00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:10,719 Speaker 1: he flinches, like he could fall to his death. Is 810 00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:14,879 Speaker 1: he doing this for the potential money? Uh, it's partially that, 811 00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:18,920 Speaker 1: um So, it's it's partially just for a survival, you know, 812 00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:22,960 Speaker 1: to to get the money. It's also um sort of 813 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:26,120 Speaker 1: part of this this tradition and there's a deep spiritual 814 00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:29,319 Speaker 1: nous to it. Um. So it's it's very it's a 815 00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:34,000 Speaker 1: very meaningful things. So it makes sense that it's not 816 00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:36,239 Speaker 1: he's not just doing it to try to get high. 817 00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:41,560 Speaker 1: It's is of great cultural significance and it's very helpful 818 00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:45,240 Speaker 1: for him and his family because of the money, um, 819 00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:48,840 Speaker 1: especially when it's harder to get other sources of income. 820 00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:52,880 Speaker 1: It's just incredible. And I mean he does have a helper, 821 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,520 Speaker 1: like on the other side of the cliff, but from 822 00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:57,799 Speaker 1: that side of the cliff, you can't reach the honeycomb, 823 00:50:58,200 --> 00:50:59,719 Speaker 1: or if you try to get it, like you could 824 00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:02,839 Speaker 1: make the whole honeycomb fall down. And they don't want that, like, 825 00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,440 Speaker 1: they really don't, and it's they do it in a 826 00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:07,600 Speaker 1: way where they don't want to harm the bees. They 827 00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:10,680 Speaker 1: don't want to, like, you know, destroy the colonies. It's 828 00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:14,919 Speaker 1: very conscientious. They sing this song like as they're doing 829 00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:17,080 Speaker 1: it about like you know, I'm not here to hurt you. 830 00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:21,480 Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, Uh, it's the honey kind of 831 00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:24,600 Speaker 1: looks it looks a little bit like this. The color 832 00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:28,640 Speaker 1: of this dirt soda, although not not the viscosity. Well, 833 00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:30,920 Speaker 1: this dirt sod is actually really pretty. The color of 834 00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:34,239 Speaker 1: it is garnet. Yeah, that's right, that's right. It's very 835 00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:36,640 Speaker 1: pretty to look at. Not good to eat. The honey 836 00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:41,040 Speaker 1: is probably really nice to eat and then very fun right. 837 00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:46,680 Speaker 1: Psychotropic properties um So, bees themselves can also be daredevils 838 00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:48,600 Speaker 1: when it comes to getting a meal. They will get 839 00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:52,680 Speaker 1: punched in the flight face by flowers, punched in the 840 00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:58,120 Speaker 1: flace by flowers. Uh. So. Alfalfa leaf cutting bees are 841 00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:00,960 Speaker 1: found all over the world, but they were introduced to 842 00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:04,080 Speaker 1: the US, so they're not indigenous. Um and they were 843 00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:08,000 Speaker 1: introduced to help with crops. Uh. They're solitary bees, meaning 844 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:11,759 Speaker 1: they don't form colonies or store honey and honeycombs. Uh. 845 00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:14,799 Speaker 1: They'll build their own individual nests and line them with 846 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:17,960 Speaker 1: the leaves that they've cut. So even though they're not 847 00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:21,319 Speaker 1: social bees, uh, they kind of they're fine with each other. 848 00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:24,360 Speaker 1: They're not like aggressive, So they just live in studio 849 00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:28,399 Speaker 1: apartment exactly. In fact, farmers will sometimes make high rise 850 00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:31,120 Speaker 1: apartments for them out of styrofun They'll cut out little 851 00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:35,799 Speaker 1: holes in syrofoam to house like like hundreds of these bees. Uh, 852 00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:38,239 Speaker 1: and they're just each in their little apartment and they 853 00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:40,879 Speaker 1: go where to go, where their babies are, uh, they 854 00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:44,640 Speaker 1: need them for alfalfa, and alfalfa is a major component 855 00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:48,720 Speaker 1: in feeding cows and other livestock. Alfalfa flowers are really 856 00:52:48,719 --> 00:52:52,120 Speaker 1: hard to pollinate. Their pollen is deep inside the flower 857 00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:55,160 Speaker 1: and it's only released when the be steps on what's 858 00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:57,960 Speaker 1: called a keel pedal, which is a spring loaded pedal 859 00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:01,080 Speaker 1: that actually ejects pollen for the flower. So they step 860 00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:04,319 Speaker 1: on the petal and then this like this, uh, this 861 00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:08,600 Speaker 1: pollen column like shoots out of the flower and shoots 862 00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:11,879 Speaker 1: out pollen um. And this is a normally a good 863 00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:15,960 Speaker 1: strategy for the alfalfa because it launches the pollen onto 864 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,440 Speaker 1: the the pollinator and gets it all over and it's 865 00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:22,360 Speaker 1: a very effective way of distributing pollen and also avoiding 866 00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:28,200 Speaker 1: like self pollination, but alfalfa is also introduced to the US, 867 00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:31,560 Speaker 1: so the be the western bees, the honey bees found 868 00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:35,320 Speaker 1: here are really ginger and they're kind of weeny, you know. 869 00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:37,920 Speaker 1: They don't really want to be punched by a flower, 870 00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:41,160 Speaker 1: so they've figured out how to like very carefully step 871 00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:45,000 Speaker 1: around the the keel petal so they don't get punched, 872 00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:47,319 Speaker 1: and then they sit honey from or the they sip 873 00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:51,120 Speaker 1: the nectar like from the side of the flower. Um. 874 00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:55,480 Speaker 1: But leafcutter bees are some bad bitches. They are really 875 00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:58,040 Speaker 1: tough enough to take a flower punch to the face. 876 00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:04,400 Speaker 1: Um and uh so uh and they they're just like 877 00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:06,480 Speaker 1: like you can see videos of it all postal link 878 00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:08,799 Speaker 1: where the bees just like get in and they like 879 00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:11,880 Speaker 1: it punched in the face with pollen. They're just continue on. 880 00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:15,200 Speaker 1: So there's no indication that it like startles them. They 881 00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:18,600 Speaker 1: don't kind of go a fly about the s They 882 00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:21,960 Speaker 1: seem totally cool with it. They're they're really and they 883 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,359 Speaker 1: they they kind of look a little more tankish. They're 884 00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:26,319 Speaker 1: like sort of gray and black, and they're just they 885 00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:29,239 Speaker 1: look a little more bulky, little a little more sort 886 00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:33,920 Speaker 1: of like these uh, these pro wrestler bees like glow 887 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:39,040 Speaker 1: be yes because these are going to be females from 888 00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:43,799 Speaker 1: the last part. Um, I just love that if these 889 00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:46,400 Speaker 1: bees didn't weren't able to take a punch to the 890 00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:48,480 Speaker 1: face from a flower like, we probably wouldn't be able 891 00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:52,200 Speaker 1: to have as much crop pollination about health in the US. 892 00:54:52,239 --> 00:54:55,440 Speaker 1: So it really does transform our our whole farming industry. 893 00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:57,080 Speaker 1: That's the kind of thing that people need to know 894 00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:59,960 Speaker 1: about so that they can be actually concerned about bees. 895 00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:04,040 Speaker 1: That right, exactly, like if you if these bees aren't 896 00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:06,040 Speaker 1: willing to get punched in the face, we will not 897 00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:10,200 Speaker 1: have milk, yeah and ice cream. Yeah. Bees getting punched 898 00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:13,360 Speaker 1: in the face equals having yeah and ice cream. And 899 00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:14,759 Speaker 1: you have to say ice cream because it has to 900 00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:18,760 Speaker 1: be the thing people most want, right exactly. Yeah. Um, 901 00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:22,520 Speaker 1: So I want to end the show with a listener question. 902 00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:27,000 Speaker 1: So Brittany asks, uh, tapers are my favorite animals, specifically 903 00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:31,239 Speaker 1: Malayan tapers. When I was not tapers tapers. When I 904 00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:33,560 Speaker 1: was at the zoo recently, there was a tape eer talk. 905 00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:36,720 Speaker 1: The keeper told us that tapiers are known to climb trees, 906 00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:39,520 Speaker 1: but I can't find any information on this at all. Also, 907 00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:43,000 Speaker 1: tapers could be on an episode for keutas babies. Unfortunately 908 00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:49,799 Speaker 1: we're not um. So I actually didn't know whether this 909 00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:52,960 Speaker 1: is true or not, although it seems improbable because tapers 910 00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:56,960 Speaker 1: they basically they're large pig shaped animals. Um. They have 911 00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:59,960 Speaker 1: these long snoots which are actually a tiny pre hint 912 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:03,319 Speaker 1: style trunk. They're found in the jungles and forests of 913 00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:07,640 Speaker 1: South and Central America and Southeast Asia. Uh. They're actually 914 00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:11,040 Speaker 1: not related to pegs as much as they are odd 915 00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:15,200 Speaker 1: toed ungulates, so they're related to zebras, rhinos, horses, and donkeys. 916 00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:18,520 Speaker 1: They're about six ft long, three hundreds to seven hundred pounds. 917 00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:23,600 Speaker 1: They live up to thirty years. They're herbivores um and 918 00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:27,000 Speaker 1: as far being able to climb trees, I don't think 919 00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:30,680 Speaker 1: they can climb trees like you would imagine like a 920 00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:33,719 Speaker 1: monkey or a little bear or jaguar climbing up a tree, 921 00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:35,920 Speaker 1: like clambering up and like sitting on top of the 922 00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:41,720 Speaker 1: tree and being like what now, um, But they can't. 923 00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:46,160 Speaker 1: They are surprisingly athletic and agile, so they can kind 924 00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:49,200 Speaker 1: of march their legs up the tree and then stand 925 00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:51,600 Speaker 1: on their hind legs to reach the tallest leaves. So 926 00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:55,000 Speaker 1: here's a picture of that. Uh So, and then they 927 00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:58,040 Speaker 1: can get those really high up leaves. They can also 928 00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:01,320 Speaker 1: swim really well, so they'll climb and they can climb 929 00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:05,280 Speaker 1: steep mountains. So so they're just athletes. They are athletes, yeah, 930 00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:08,440 Speaker 1: uh so they are surprisingly agile on like these really 931 00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:12,400 Speaker 1: steep mountains, like like goats basically, so their diet is 932 00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:15,759 Speaker 1: fruit berries and seeds. Uh and they're dongue actually is 933 00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:19,840 Speaker 1: really good for saving the rainforest, so it contains a 934 00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:24,240 Speaker 1: lot of undamaged seeds that can help replant the Amazon rainforest, 935 00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:27,760 Speaker 1: especially because they like to go into parts of the 936 00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:32,040 Speaker 1: rainforest that have been recently disturbed or deforested or burned 937 00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:34,640 Speaker 1: where new growth is starting to come back, because they 938 00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:37,480 Speaker 1: like those like new tender leaves and they poop there 939 00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:40,919 Speaker 1: and they distribute a lot of the seeds and then 940 00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:46,800 Speaker 1: that that can help the biodiversity of the rainforest. And 941 00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:50,320 Speaker 1: they're adorable. They're adorable, especially the babies. As as the 942 00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:57,920 Speaker 1: listener suggested, so they will also sometimes push less sturdy 943 00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:00,160 Speaker 1: trees over, like as they're sort of like rising up 944 00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:02,560 Speaker 1: on their hind legs and putting their little fore legs 945 00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:04,480 Speaker 1: on the tree, they will push it over and that's 946 00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:07,280 Speaker 1: actually even though it sounds destructive, it's actually very important 947 00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:13,160 Speaker 1: for other species because by lowering the leaves it allows 948 00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:16,280 Speaker 1: other species of animals to access them. So this helps 949 00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:21,160 Speaker 1: the sandbar deer, the barking deer, and chevrotaines, which I'm 950 00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:24,840 Speaker 1: so excited to talk about these because so on the 951 00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:27,600 Speaker 1: show we've talked about dick dicks, which are adorable little 952 00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:32,680 Speaker 1: tiny antelopes. Watch out dick dicks. These chevrotaines are even tinier. 953 00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:37,120 Speaker 1: These are the smallest hooved animals in the world. They're 954 00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:40,160 Speaker 1: also known as the mouse deer. Look at this little guy. 955 00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:45,000 Speaker 1: They're any time to freak out. They're like just they're 956 00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:49,400 Speaker 1: like a little bigger than a jewel. They're so tiny. 957 00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:52,160 Speaker 1: I know everyone's been giving me dick dick pick picks, 958 00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:56,040 Speaker 1: which has been great, But can we start the chevrotaine 959 00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:59,240 Speaker 1: train now because I want now, I want pictures of 960 00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:03,439 Speaker 1: chevrotaine because they are so cute. I'll quit a link 961 00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:07,000 Speaker 1: to some photos of these guys. They're adorable, um, and 962 00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:08,920 Speaker 1: so that makes it. It's just so cute that like 963 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,400 Speaker 1: these big tapers, it's like they lower because otherwise it's 964 00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:18,080 Speaker 1: little guys couldn't reach these trees tape yours sound amazing 965 00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:21,440 Speaker 1: the fit. Yeah they I want there to be a 966 00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:24,120 Speaker 1: Disney movie about a tape here and a chevtaine that 967 00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:26,960 Speaker 1: team up and like like a little guy, maybe he 968 00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:30,320 Speaker 1: has some special skills we can help, like the tape 969 00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:32,200 Speaker 1: here and the tape here like lowers trees for him, 970 00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:34,880 Speaker 1: like sort of a milo and notist situation. This is good. 971 00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:37,800 Speaker 1: Get on that, Disney. Well you need to get credit 972 00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:40,120 Speaker 1: for it, right, Yeah, pay me the big books for 973 00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:45,960 Speaker 1: my chev taine tape here story called like chev chevertine 974 00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:54,680 Speaker 1: train tapeier capiers. We'll still works up that well. Thank 975 00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:57,640 Speaker 1: you so much for joining me, um, and thank you 976 00:59:57,680 --> 01:00:00,760 Speaker 1: for trying the dirt soda my pleasure. Do you've got 977 01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:05,360 Speaker 1: anything to plug? Um, just my podcast. I even know 978 01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:08,000 Speaker 1: how to pronounce it. My podcast, which is smart mouth, 979 01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:11,720 Speaker 1: which is two words, which apparently some people, Yeah, smart 980 01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:15,080 Speaker 1: mouth two words. Um. I'm starting a newsletter at smart 981 01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:19,080 Speaker 1: mouth dot substack dot com and uh it has an 982 01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:23,520 Speaker 1: Instagram at Smartmouth podcast awesome. Um. 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