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Speaker 1: Oh, I slept like a baby last night. Good. I

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Speaker 1: woke up crying every hour when you go back to

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Speaker 1: sleep until someone either popped a bottle in my mouth

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Speaker 1: or change my soiled diaper. It's a jewel show, think

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Speaker 1: about it, unless you're like me and you woke up

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Speaker 1: this morning with a horrible case of diaper rash. That's

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Speaker 1: saying I slept like a baby doesn't make much sense

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Speaker 1: at all, because babies don't sleep very well. And there

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Speaker 1: are a lot of sayings like that that we hear

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Speaker 1: every day that are supposed to either make you sound

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Speaker 1: smart or motivating or worldly, and then when you break

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Speaker 1: them down, they really don't make much sense. And thankfully

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Speaker 1: we have the Internet, and there's a topic going viral

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Speaker 1: right now, a list of sayings that don't really say

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Speaker 1: what they mean. So we'll go over those right now.

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Speaker 1: Sayings like this one flattery will get you nowhere, no where.

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Speaker 1: I think that's actually a pretty effective sometimes for some

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Speaker 1: people it will get you everywhere where. It well, it

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Speaker 1: depends with some people that will, with some people that won't.

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Speaker 1: With me, actually, flattery won't get you anywhere because I

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Speaker 1: feel like everybody's lying to me when they tell me.

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Speaker 1: I literally would do a comedy show and I can

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Speaker 1: hear the audience laughing. I feel like I did a

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Speaker 1: good job, seemed to go well. People come up after

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Speaker 1: and they're like, that was so funny. I'm like, oh stop,

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Speaker 1: do you know me at all? Come on? I agree

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Speaker 1: with the saying, though, flattery will definitely get you anyway,

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Speaker 1: because if ever I wanted a present for Christmas, or

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Speaker 1: if ever I need something from my grandma or my

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Speaker 1: mom or dad, I will tell them about how much

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Speaker 1: I love them before I got something, all right, So

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Speaker 1: it's just to get a gift basically. I mean for

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Speaker 1: some people, flattery might get them somewhere, but not for

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Speaker 1: me because I also feel the same as Jubil and

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Speaker 1: thing that people are lying to me. Oh yeah, So

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Speaker 1: I'm just like okay, thanks cool, even if I believe,

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Speaker 1: I'm like thanks, yeah. Alex and I are married. By

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Speaker 1: the way, if he didn't know that, but would be

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Speaker 1: in meetings or when we first started doing this show together,

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Speaker 1: the people the management would be like, man, she's really good,

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Speaker 1: she's really funny. She's new to radio. What that's crazy?

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Speaker 1: And I would tell her about that and she's like,

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Speaker 1: they're just saying that, like, these guys don't have time

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Speaker 1: to just say that they actually mean it like and

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Speaker 1: trust me, I know some of them. They're jerks. If

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Speaker 1: they like you, they would let you and me and

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Speaker 1: everybody know that they don't like you. You actually are good.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm hilarious going over a list of sayings

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Speaker 1: that don't actually really say what they mean, but people

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Speaker 1: try to use them to sound smart or whatever. Good

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Speaker 1: things come to those who wait. No way, I don't

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Speaker 1: agree with that at all. Agree with that. Yes, I

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Speaker 1: think about it because I feel like everybody wants what

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Speaker 1: they want right now, right. Yeah. They can't wait for

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Speaker 1: the thing that's coming in the mill. They have to

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Speaker 1: go to the store. Instant gratification. Yes, yes, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I think that good things come to those who wait.

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Speaker 1: Instant gratification. Can wait for me to say it, because

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say it exactly, I couldn't wait to

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Speaker 1: say it. And as soon as I said instant, she

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Speaker 1: couldn't wait. Instant she's that gratification. I was going with it.

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Speaker 1: Can you just wait? I'm talking humans work. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think that a lot of things will come and

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Speaker 1: it will be better if you wait, because you just

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Speaker 1: want what you think is going to be best right now,

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Speaker 1: because you don't want to chance not having something as good. Maybe,

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Speaker 1: but it could be better you wait. Yep. They actually

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Speaker 1: did a study on instant gratification with little kids, and

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Speaker 1: they put them in a room alone, right and they

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Speaker 1: had candy in there, and they were like, hey, if

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Speaker 1: you don't touch this candy, then guess what when you

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Speaker 1: come back in, you get more candy. Most of the

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Speaker 1: kids touch the candy, didn't get more candy. The ones

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Speaker 1: that didn't touch the candy they followed up with them

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Speaker 1: later on in life. Because they waited the laid gratifications

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Speaker 1: what they call it, they were actually more successful adults. Like,

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Speaker 1: as far as business goes, everyone you touch the candy

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Speaker 1: now a crackhead, exactly because you want that candy right away.

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Speaker 1: It makes perfect sense. I don't know if I agree

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Speaker 1: with that, though, because I don't know how many times

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Speaker 1: I've bought something off of Amazon and then I just

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Speaker 1: canceled it because I was started by something of Amazon.

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Speaker 1: By I just canceled it because I'm like, I can't

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Speaker 1: get it next day. It doesn't matter how I don't

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Speaker 1: want it anymore. Something I really wanted to another. Another

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Speaker 1: saying that people commonly use that really doesn't say what

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Speaker 1: it actually is supposed to mean is money doesn't buy happiness. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I totally disagree that all the time. In no way,

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Speaker 1: because everyone, everyone with money for the most Paul, is

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Speaker 1: in a better position in life. And if you're, yes,

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Speaker 1: if you're a bit of a position in life, you

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Speaker 1: can be happier. No, I mean it doesn't buy happiness.

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Speaker 1: It can help. Yeah, it can help because look, it

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Speaker 1: can buy jet ski. It can buy jet skis not

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Speaker 1: necessarily happiness. Now I am happy on a jet ski.

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Speaker 1: Not always, I know always, not if you you know, drowned.

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Speaker 1: Not if you fall off and you don't have a

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Speaker 1: jack it on, then you drowned, and it won't be

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Speaker 1: happy again because he won't be alive because then you

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Speaker 1: wone people feel happy. Okay, Yes, if I drown and die,

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Speaker 1: I won't be happy. Also you could fly off and

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Speaker 1: you could like crack your back or something right well,

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Speaker 1: and then so yeah, it doesn't always buy happiness. You

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Speaker 1: have something against jet skis, No, but they say it

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Speaker 1: doesn't always buy happiness, but you know what it can

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Speaker 1: buy if you can make you drown in a new

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Speaker 1: Bugatti every day would be very happy. One. What is

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Speaker 1: this saying that you hear commonly that doesn't actually mean

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Speaker 1: what it's supposed to