Speaker 1: Second date updated.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of confusing information out there about how
Speaker 2: to attract a mate online.
Speaker 1: That's what the video says, how to catch your mate?
Speaker 3: Is that what you're doing?
Speaker 1: That the information is so bad.
Speaker 4: He pretted out of how to sheet from Yahoo in
Speaker 4: front of it.
Speaker 1: It's so conflicting though.
Speaker 2: It's like, be super clear with your intentions, but also
Speaker 2: be mysterious and coy.
Speaker 1: Make sure to be super funny and playful, but don't
Speaker 1: be joky or they're gonna think you're not serious. What
Speaker 1: does it make sense? Yeah, show who you really are,
Speaker 1: even if you run a puppy mill. Let them know. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: And one of our listeners says, she got swept up
Speaker 2: in the confusion of how to maximize your dating profile,
Speaker 2: but in the end, I guess it turned out to
Speaker 2: be a good thing for her.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't know.
Speaker 4: She's on the phone with us, so let's.
Speaker 2: Let's figure it out. Cynthia, welcome to the show. Tell
Speaker 2: us what happened?
Speaker 6: Hi, guys, it's so good to be here.
Speaker 4: Well that's good, Cynthia, look at you. Try an extra
Speaker 4: heart again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so what happened?
Speaker 2: How did you get swept up in the confusion of
Speaker 2: the online dating.
Speaker 6: Well Google is free, but it's a jungle.
Speaker 4: So yeah, yeah, wait you ask Google for advice instead
Speaker 4: of like your friends.
Speaker 1: What should she ask her friends? Oh?
Speaker 4: No, I feel like you should run your profile by
Speaker 4: your friends and see what they think if it's showing
Speaker 4: you in the best.
Speaker 3: Light or not.
Speaker 6: Well, we get there eventually, Okay.
Speaker 3: So I'm looking up all these different ways on how
Speaker 3: I can get more matches with online dating, and some
Speaker 3: of the things I found were that if your profile
Speaker 3: picture has your hair out of your face, you're twenty
Speaker 3: seven percent more likely to get a match.
Speaker 4: Yeah, unless you have an ugly face?
Speaker 1: Is that what the problem is, Cynthia? Can you confirm that?
Speaker 1: For books over here? I shaved my no one's did.
Speaker 4: No one else take that?
Speaker 3: I didn't take that.
Speaker 1: I was thinking it's been on TikTok for all they said.
Speaker 3: Guys like hair up.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, So twenty seven percent more likely if you
Speaker 2: have your hair up out of.
Speaker 3: Your face, right, and seventy six percent more likely if
Speaker 3: you have a teeth. Smile if you smile with your teeth,
Speaker 3: just assuming.
Speaker 2: You have all your teeth in there, right.
Speaker 4: I smile with my gums, gummy smile.
Speaker 1: That's only because your ratio. Yeah, okay, anything else.
Speaker 3: This is one from my side that I also find
Speaker 3: to be pretty true. If you're alone in your pictures,
Speaker 3: no friends, no one else in.
Speaker 6: The photo, you're sixty percent more likely.
Speaker 2: I swear There's been times where I'm swiping and I'm like,
Speaker 2: what girl is the girl?
Speaker 1: Because every picture? Yeah, fun Jose, it's like spin the
Speaker 1: wheel over? Who am I going to get? I think kid?
Speaker 1: Just all group is weird?
Speaker 4: What'd you go it? Did you do some group, some solo?
Speaker 1: Did you do all one way?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 3: No, I did all just single photos of me, because
Speaker 3: I find that when I'm swiping for guys, if I
Speaker 3: have to guess who you are in the photo, I'm
Speaker 3: not going to I'm.
Speaker 6: Just gonna Okay.
Speaker 1: So did you take all that advice?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, So I tried it and I forgot nothing
Speaker 3: after a week. Nothing nothing nothing really remember like weirdos
Speaker 3: of course, like guys who were very interous.
Speaker 4: So what did you change? Would you do to change
Speaker 4: your luck?
Speaker 2: Well, she couldn't change her face up brooke like that one.
Speaker 2: It's not very nice to tell her to get surgery before?
Speaker 2: Can we like, move off of that and maybe get
Speaker 2: to how how did you change your dating profile?
Speaker 1: That's what I asked, What did you change about yourself?
Speaker 1: It was the way you said it. Yeah, we knew,
Speaker 1: so what happened?
Speaker 3: So I just ended up asking my friend what she
Speaker 3: thought of what I had uploaded.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Brook, actually that's exactly what you said.
Speaker 4: What did your friend say?
Speaker 3: She said, looked like a Veloco wraptor.
Speaker 1: Were you burying your teeth or smiling?
Speaker 3: She kept saying that I had such big teeth and
Speaker 3: that was my hair pulled back, like my forehead looked
Speaker 3: a bit. Dare she?
Speaker 1: Are you mad?
Speaker 4: Or are you like? I can see it?
Speaker 6: I mean I was humbled for sure.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out who's mean or your friend
Speaker 1: or Brooke. I could never say that to my friend.
Speaker 5: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Oh wow. Okay, so she gave you a few tips
Speaker 1: to change stuff.
Speaker 6: That was kind of all she said.
Speaker 3: I guess her tough love pushed me to kind of
Speaker 3: just go back to the drawing board and just go
Speaker 3: back to what I was already doing.
Speaker 4: Are we ever going to get a date here?
Speaker 1: Or we like?
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: So I ended up just posting what I felt was
Speaker 3: right for me, But I ended up getting a date
Speaker 3: with this guy Aaron. Okay, yeah, we ended up texting.
Speaker 3: We went out for like pizza and wine and stuff.
Speaker 3: And it's funny because I told him about, you know,
Speaker 3: my experience was trying to update my profile and that
Speaker 3: was kind of the topic of conversation for most of
Speaker 3: the night. We laughed about it and ended up taking
Speaker 3: pictures of each other, you know, in dinosaur poses.
Speaker 1: Really, Oh my god, I love it.
Speaker 2: See good sense of humor, embrace it, and now you bonded,
Speaker 2: Although everybody else in the pizza parlor was like, what
Speaker 2: the Yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Know your pet names for each other are already raptor at.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so what's happened since then?
Speaker 6: I just I haven't been able to hang out with
Speaker 6: him in like a month. I was like a month ago.
Speaker 4: And it sounds like you've been texting. It just hasn't
Speaker 4: lined up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like your schedules haven't lined up. You haven't been
Speaker 3: able to find a good time, and I just, I
Speaker 3: don't know, I'm getting a little discouraged. I felt like,
Speaker 3: you know, we lost a bit of momentum, and I
Speaker 3: was just wondering if you guys could give me some
Speaker 3: advice or helped me out a little bit.
Speaker 2: Well, Broo's gonna tell you to change the way your
Speaker 2: voice sounds, so maybe not want to ask us for advice.
Speaker 1: Doesn't talk about her.
Speaker 4: You sound amazing, You sound fun You sound funny and
Speaker 4: self deprecating.
Speaker 1: About her broke? I know me, but what about her?
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 2: We're just gonna call this guy Aaron for you when
Speaker 2: we come back and do your second date update right.
Speaker 1: After this hold on second date update.
Speaker 7: On the phone with us today is a woman who
Speaker 7: just updated her dino dating profile the majestic Cynthia Saurus Rex.
Speaker 3: You know, I.
Speaker 4: Think there was a lot worse dinosaurs she could have
Speaker 4: been compared to.
Speaker 2: We're gonna call her c Rex for short, or maybe
Speaker 2: just Cynthia, which is her normal name for human name.
Speaker 2: But the reason why we're poking fun about it is
Speaker 2: because she found an article online with all these tips
Speaker 2: about what of pictures you should take if you want
Speaker 2: to get better matches on dating sites, and she found
Speaker 2: some ideas where you're supposed to pull your hair back,
Speaker 2: show more teeth, it's supposed to get more guys to
Speaker 2: swipe on you. But after a week online with no matches.
Speaker 2: Her friend told her the truth, the reason no guys
Speaker 2: are biting is because you look like a velociraptor.
Speaker 4: It looks like but listen, the most ferocious of the dinosaurs. Yes,
Speaker 4: and with a very muscular built.
Speaker 2: Better and doesn't look like that normally. It's just with
Speaker 2: the new hair back do and the teeth bearing poses.
Speaker 1: It came across.
Speaker 4: Dinofe but she finally realized she just needed to be herself.
Speaker 2: That was the good, But it ended up being the
Speaker 2: topic of conversation on her date with a guy named Aaron.
Speaker 2: They had a great time together. The problem is that
Speaker 2: was a month ago, and now she needs our help
Speaker 2: to get things jump started once again.
Speaker 1: Brooke, I'm afraid to even go to you. Every time
Speaker 1: you say something it comes out offensive. But what do
Speaker 1: you want to say? It's a cretaceous cynthia over here.
Speaker 4: No, I think it's good Cynthia that you and him
Speaker 4: have been talking. You've been trying to get something nailed down.
Speaker 4: I know it feels like maybe the what is it
Speaker 4: called momentum has has dulled a little bit.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what she said.
Speaker 4: I just don't want you to come off as too needy,
Speaker 4: you know, like this is your only option, because it's
Speaker 4: not right.
Speaker 3: It might be your only option.
Speaker 1: We actually but we don't want to know. Cynthia.
Speaker 2: Can you dial down the desperate needy vibes that you're
Speaker 2: giving towards Brook right now?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, no problem. I don't mean to come
Speaker 6: off super.
Speaker 4: Needy, don't. I don't think you are, you know, don't
Speaker 4: bring up again the fact that you weren't getting a
Speaker 4: lot of matches, because would do?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you want to make it.
Speaker 4: Sound like this last month has been so packed and
Speaker 4: oh my god, I totally forgot to call you so.
Speaker 8: Radio it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly what.
Speaker 1: I texted you twenty times by accident.
Speaker 4: Even if he if he says yes to a date,
Speaker 4: maybe you tell him that you're maybe available.
Speaker 1: It's been so long first date it actually was.
Speaker 4: The time of the Dinosaur.
Speaker 5: Ye.
Speaker 2: We're gonna cut the advice segment of this short and
Speaker 2: just call Aaron for you.
Speaker 1: How does that sound? C Rex?
Speaker 8: Here we go, I'm just kidding here, let's call him.
Speaker 6: Hello, thanks for calling.
Speaker 5: This is Aaron.
Speaker 1: Did you run a business? Aaron? What a formal way
Speaker 1: to answer? Uh?
Speaker 2: You'll yeah, that was expecting that we're a radio show,
Speaker 2: and you're welcome for college.
Speaker 5: Thanks for answering a radio show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and
Speaker 2: we're doing a segment right now, hoping that you'll be.
Speaker 1: A part of it. It was too late.
Speaker 2: You're already a part of it, So buckle up. What
Speaker 2: is this about, perfect This is about your dating life. Actually,
Speaker 2: about a month ago, we went out with one of
Speaker 2: our listeners named Cynthia.
Speaker 5: Cynthia, yes, beer, I think why.
Speaker 6: I remember Cynthia.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, we Yeah, we had a good time.
Speaker 6: That was a good date.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's so great to hear.
Speaker 2: To hear because we're all confused and we're trying to
Speaker 2: help her figure out if there's a reason why you're
Speaker 2: not getting back to her and wanting to see her again,
Speaker 2: if that's even true. Yeah, well, because she's super busy
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, thank.
Speaker 1: You, trying to pencil you in somewhere.
Speaker 6: Oh, she's busy.
Speaker 5: That's uh, well, that's probably good. Actually I'm kind of
Speaker 5: busy too, I'm really busy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well you what are you so busy with?
Speaker 5: Well, other dates, as it turns out.
Speaker 8: I mean, that's fine.
Speaker 1: You guys aren't serious.
Speaker 4: Other like second date, third dates are just all first dates,
Speaker 4: well a.
Speaker 5: Heck of a lot of first dates really well second dates. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's it's all really new for me, I have to say.
Speaker 6: And what is all the attention.
Speaker 5: That I'm getting online from my profile?
Speaker 3: Sudden?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know how much she told you about
Speaker 5: the date, but we were joking around. We just ended
Speaker 5: up taking these funny pictures like dinosaurs.
Speaker 2: Ye, because that was like what she tried on her
Speaker 2: dating profile before and and like was laughing about it.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, and that's what we were doing in the
Speaker 5: photos and they turned out pretty funny and just kind
Speaker 5: of as a goof After the date, I put one
Speaker 5: of the photos of me up on my profile and.
Speaker 4: Uh, you acting like a dinosaur?
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it was a hit.
Speaker 1: What what.
Speaker 6: My rough gold go figure?
Speaker 5: I start to getting all these hits that like I've
Speaker 5: never gotten before.
Speaker 4: But you're in some dinosaur algorithm.
Speaker 2: It's the fact that he's with somebody, that's a proven fact.
Speaker 4: They were taking pictures of each other.
Speaker 1: Was it just you or was it both of you?
Speaker 5: It was just me, but it was all the tips
Speaker 5: and tricks and everything that she was talking about. I
Speaker 5: pulled my hair back. I showed my teeth and the smile.
Speaker 2: And wait, so so those things work for guys but
Speaker 2: not for girls.
Speaker 5: Maybe just when you do them right?
Speaker 1: Okay, is it just face shape?
Speaker 6: I don't know what it was.
Speaker 5: I put one photo up and I get all this attention.
Speaker 1: This is really crazy.
Speaker 2: But you know who would be really interested to learn
Speaker 2: this information is actually Cynthia herself, who just happens to
Speaker 2: be on the other line right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she's hearing this.
Speaker 6: She's not listening as she Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's listening, and she wants to talk to you
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 6: Erin, Oh no, no, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Cynthia, Aaron, I am shocked.
Speaker 6: I basically put you on.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you deserve most of the credit. You took the
Speaker 5: picture a good point.
Speaker 4: You're a really good photographer, Cynthia.
Speaker 5: Forgetting you accidental petty almost Well okay, Cynthia, remember we
Speaker 5: talked like vaiting has been really hard for me. I'm
Speaker 5: just not used to getting attention. Well now I am,
Speaker 5: I'm just going with it. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, this has got to be a little bit
Speaker 2: overwhelming to hear all this, Cynthia, how you feeling right now?
Speaker 6: Honestly, I'm I'm a little hurt. I'm kind of shocked.
Speaker 6: Those pictures were just like joke pictures. I thought like,
Speaker 6: it's kind of going to be like an inside joke
Speaker 6: between us.
Speaker 3: Yea and now other girls like that my guess, And
Speaker 3: now you're gonna see all of them instead of me
Speaker 3: when I've been you know, we've been in contact.
Speaker 5: No, no, I don't want to see them instead of you.
Speaker 5: I want to see you too.
Speaker 6: I just got to wait to get it opening.
Speaker 4: But Cynthia, you're you're really packed too, right.
Speaker 3: Right, Let's just see if I can put you into
Speaker 3: my schedule as well.
Speaker 4: Oh god, that's right, Cynthia. She's not going to wait
Speaker 4: around all day just for you to show up.
Speaker 1: This is the cat I.
Speaker 6: Have to say.
Speaker 5: Honestly, Cynthia is a She's a wonderful girl, and that
Speaker 5: wouldn't surprise me. I'm sure she gets a lot of attention.
Speaker 3: I set something up. Let's say next weekend. Is that
Speaker 3: something that is available for you?
Speaker 1: She probably to cancel on like seven other guys just
Speaker 1: to make that happen for you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let me check my calendar.
Speaker 6: Which day? Which did next Saturday work?
Speaker 5: Wait? Saturday with this coming Saturday, maybe how about five weeks?
Speaker 1: Say that's your only free time Monday.
Speaker 4: Whoever, Saturday chick is and put Cynthia in her place
Speaker 4: and Saturday girls come on.
Speaker 2: I mean, two such highly successful daters meeting right here
Speaker 2: on this show. I mean that's a sign that you
Speaker 2: need to be saying, yes, Aaron, we'd love to send
Speaker 2: you out with Cynthia one more time if you're up
Speaker 2: for it, and we'll pay for the date.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I definitely want to go out with Cent again. But yeah,
Speaker 5: it's gonna be a while.
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean, Cynthia, are you still cool with that?
Speaker 1: Can you wait a little?
Speaker 6: A girl can only wait so long. We'll have to see.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's actually a good answer.
Speaker 1: Don't tell him yes or no, we know.
Speaker 5: It's yes, yeah, Cynthia. In the meantime, I'm really getting
Speaker 5: a lot of practice, so that could only work in
Speaker 5: your favorite.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 4: Practice, tell us, tell me I want to know brooking
Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Well, duckface is ancient history.
Speaker 7: Scrunch face is out point.
Speaker 1: You must be Delulu.
Speaker 2: If you don't know the latest look for dating profiles.
Speaker 4: You learn two the two gen zs in the room
Speaker 4: and Alexis are like stuck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm saying you're the dumb dumb if you don't
Speaker 2: know the look is the Jurassic pucker.
Speaker 4: But more teeth please.
Speaker 1: I can't believe that guy had.
Speaker 2: So much success using the dinosaur pictures and she had none.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you guy think like I bet he was
Speaker 4: starting with pictures that were you get one female to
Speaker 4: take one picture of a guy and instantly they just
Speaker 4: look eight hundred times better.
Speaker 3: You're so right.
Speaker 4: They take one picture of me and I look like
Speaker 4: an old hat guy.
Speaker 2: But like Alexis said, maybe some people out there just
Speaker 2: know how to do it the right way.
Speaker 1: This one's the naughty tri Sarah toops Jeffrey what I'm doing.
Speaker 2: I don't know if those two are actually gonna go out,
Speaker 2: but I'm glad that.
Speaker 1: We learned something new today.
Speaker 2: Sure, and the good thing is we can always help
Speaker 2: you with your dating life. If you really want that,
Speaker 2: do the right thing, email the show. We'll call that
Speaker 2: person who's not calling you back.