Speaker 1: Looking Jubil in the morning. Second date update. I feel
Speaker 1: like I start a lot of second date updates off
Speaker 1: this way. But when you're going to joke with a date,
Speaker 1: it's all about timing and appropriateness. For example, if you're
Speaker 1: out on a date and the girl's like, oh, feel
Speaker 1: a little bit under the weather today, probably a bad
Speaker 1: time ago. Well, I'm a guynacologist. I could help you
Speaker 1: out later after the weet. Oh my god, that's so
Speaker 1: gross and it's been said before. That's the sad part.
Speaker 1: No idea, But Kurt thinks that a bad joke might
Speaker 1: have ruined his chances at a second date with a
Speaker 1: girl named Angie. What's up, Kurt? How are you? Hey?
Speaker 1: Very good guys? How are you guy? What's your joke?
Speaker 1: As bad as the one Jubil just said? Um? Timing wise,
Speaker 1: probably a little bit worse. Oh my god, what did
Speaker 1: you say. We'll get to that in just a second. First,
Speaker 1: tell us about Angie. Where'd you meet her? So we
Speaker 1: actually met on bumble? Okay, that means she chose you,
Speaker 1: she did. Yeah. I feel like guys would go in
Speaker 1: with a lot more confidence knowing that they've been picked first. Right, Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 1: I mean, and that's probably contributed to the poor choice
Speaker 1: of joking. I don't know. Yeah, you got too comfortable,
Speaker 1: too quick, too comfortable too quick. Before you tell us
Speaker 1: about the joke, tell us about the start of the
Speaker 1: evening with her. How was everything? It was just kind
Speaker 1: of weird right off the value, you know, because online
Speaker 1: we were texting each other back and forth, just not
Speaker 1: of joking mostly, and then on like the day of
Speaker 1: the day when I picked her up, she just kind
Speaker 1: of just didn't seem like she was in a good
Speaker 1: mood of first. Okay, see you started off thinking like, oh,
Speaker 1: maybe something else happened. She's not filling this. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: you know, obviously we had never been out or anything.
Speaker 1: I didn't really know her that well, so this may
Speaker 1: have just been how she acted all the time. And
Speaker 1: so yeah, I mean I asked her a few times
Speaker 1: like if she was okay, and she just never seemed
Speaker 1: like she wanted to talk about it. Okay, okay, So
Speaker 1: what do you guys do We're at a dinner okay, okay. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Did she open up more at dinner or still kind
Speaker 1: of the same. She was still pretty much the same
Speaker 1: towards the end of dinner, though, was when she kind
Speaker 1: of like, let me know what was going on? What
Speaker 1: was what was going on? So it was really sad,
Speaker 1: like her grandmother actually passed away, um, like, you know,
Speaker 1: within a week of us going out. Yeah, I getting
Speaker 1: a big settlement. So she was upset, but no jubol.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. She obviously really liked you if she thought, like, man,
Speaker 1: I'd still want to go out on this day, you know, exactly.
Speaker 1: Maybe this is the silver lining that I need this week.
Speaker 1: Did you mention anything about the settlement. Yeah, there was
Speaker 1: gonna talk of like any settlement or like a will
Speaker 1: or anything. Thank god. Yeah, but that's a real bummer.
Speaker 1: How did you respond when she told you that, Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, this is kind of where I think I'm asked, ud.
Speaker 1: So my grandfather had actually passed away a couple months before,
Speaker 1: and you know, I was kind of telling her like
Speaker 1: I totally understanding. I was like, my grandfather actually passed
Speaker 1: away recently, you know, and obviously it's really tough. I
Speaker 1: was like, you know, but maybe we could, uh, maybe
Speaker 1: we could get my grandmother who was still alive to
Speaker 1: hang out with your grandfather who was still alive. It
Speaker 1: took the opportunity to try to hook up your grandparents.
Speaker 1: And how did she take that? Well, she didn't really
Speaker 1: say anything at first, and then you know, she kind
Speaker 1: of started to like look around, so like I quickly
Speaker 1: let her out, like, hey, I'm just joking. I'm just
Speaker 1: you know, trying to make you feel a little bit better.
Speaker 1: And yeah, that was pretty much, Yeah, the end of
Speaker 1: the funness of the date, especially because like jokes are
Speaker 1: supposed to be funny and that's not even really funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and now it's really been timing on my part and
Speaker 1: I wasn't thinking. I was just trying to make a
Speaker 1: situational a bit better. Yeah, but I could see like
Speaker 1: if you apologize that she should understand. I don't know, Kurt,
Speaker 1: I thought it was hilarious. Yeah, So how did everything
Speaker 1: end then after that? Well, pretty much it ended very
Speaker 1: shortly after that joke. She was like, yeah, I just
Speaker 1: you know, she just said she was kind of ready
Speaker 1: to go back to her house, and I took her back.
Speaker 1: I didn't try making any moves or like, I didn't tried,
Speaker 1: you know obviously, you know, kissing her or anything. I
Speaker 1: wanted to stay respectful, you know, because I really did
Speaker 1: like her outside of that crappy jokes that I made.
Speaker 1: You know, she was really nice. Have you talked to
Speaker 1: her at all since? No, I haven't. She hasn't called
Speaker 1: me back. Okay, I just feel like, I mean, people
Speaker 1: say awkward things and awkward moments on a date. I
Speaker 1: feel like what you said, though not funny forgivable. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Like I said, I was just I
Speaker 1: was trying to be lighthearted about it, but it obviously
Speaker 1: was maybe a little too soon, and I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she hasn't called me back. And it's kind of like
Speaker 1: surprising too, because I mean usually girls call me back.
Speaker 1: Like I'm kind of like a part time model, so
Speaker 1: you know, even if girls don't like me, they generally
Speaker 1: will you know, reach back out to hook up or something.
Speaker 1: You know, you're attractive, you're hot, Yeah, I mean you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, so very least we can get her on
Speaker 1: the phone and see if you can apologize for your
Speaker 1: joke and try to get a second date. Well hopefully
Speaker 1: helpless shoes down to go back out of me. Like
Speaker 1: I said, I really liked her and I felt like
Speaker 1: we connected. I just you know, I made it. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: we'll play a song and then come back and get
Speaker 1: your second date update. All right, all right, guys, okay,
Speaker 1: hang on looking jubile in the morning. Second date update.
Speaker 1: Today's second date update brings up a very important question.
Speaker 1: What is the timeline on how soon you can joke
Speaker 1: about somebody's dead grandparents? I think we gotta figure it out.
Speaker 1: I think we should do it by maybe the age
Speaker 1: that they were when they died, like if they were eighty,
Speaker 1: gotta wait eighty days before you make a joke. It's
Speaker 1: not actually a bad rule of thumb. Yeah, or maybe
Speaker 1: just don't joke around people's dead ends. How do you
Speaker 1: not jose you have to at least throw a joke
Speaker 1: or two in there. I just got to make sure
Speaker 1: that timing is right. And Kurt was on the phone
Speaker 1: for a second day update right now. His timing was
Speaker 1: definitely not right. He went out with a girl named Angie.
Speaker 1: They went out to dinner. She was kind of a
Speaker 1: little down the whole time, and then she shared with
Speaker 1: him that she was filling down because her grandmother had
Speaker 1: passed away recently. And then Kurt decided to make her
Speaker 1: feel better with a joke, saying, Hey, my grandpa passed
Speaker 1: away recently. We should totally hook our grandparents up. They're single,
Speaker 1: and she didn't find it very funny. And then the
Speaker 1: date ended very shortly after that. So I'm about to
Speaker 1: give her a call, and Kurt, one thing we should
Speaker 1: do in this phone call is find out how old
Speaker 1: her grandma was, so we know when the appropriate time
Speaker 1: to make that joke is. I think that sounds good. No,
Speaker 1: you guys, stop bringing up the dead grandma. I mean
Speaker 1: I think that this is your chance to like apologize
Speaker 1: and maybe say what you should have said when she
Speaker 1: said that. You've had time to think about it. Do
Speaker 1: you know what your appropriate response would have been after
Speaker 1: she said her grandma kicked the bucket? I would have
Speaker 1: just said, I am really sorry to hear that. You know,
Speaker 1: there's anything I could do? Let me know, and then
Speaker 1: maybe change the subject. That's so good, But Hi, insight
Speaker 1: is twenty twenty, isn't it. It's a much better option.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'm gonna dial her phone number right
Speaker 1: now and see if we can figure out why she's
Speaker 1: not going you back. Okay, sounds good? All right, here
Speaker 1: we go. Hello? Hi? Is this Angie? Um? Yeah? Who's this? Hey?
Speaker 1: What's up? Angie? How are you This is Jewil from
Speaker 1: Brook and jew Bil in the Morning the radio show.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm fine, How are you not bad? It sounds
Speaker 1: like you might be familiar with the show. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I've heard it before. Thank you. Have you ever
Speaker 1: heard a second day update before? Um? Yes I have. Okay, wonderful.
Speaker 1: It might be excited to know that's why we're calling today.
Speaker 1: Oh really Yeah? Yeah, that wasn't a very excited. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: what's going on? Have you been out on a lot
Speaker 1: of dates recently? Oh? Not a lot? Okay. Have you
Speaker 1: been out on a date with a dude named Kurt? Yes?
Speaker 1: I did go out with him. Cool? Any guests on
Speaker 1: who might be calling for a second date update? Just well,
Speaker 1: I guess it's him. But that's kind of weird. Why
Speaker 1: is it weird? It's weird? Yeah, I mean I'm not
Speaker 1: interested in going out with him. Yeah. I mean he
Speaker 1: got that because you haven't called him back back. Remember
Speaker 1: the point of the second date update is find out why. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I guess he really didn't get it because he
Speaker 1: actually called you guys, which is weird. Yeah. Oh so
Speaker 1: you're saying that it should be obvious why you're not
Speaker 1: calling him back. Yeah, yeah, I think so. I think.
Speaker 1: I guess it's not though, really is it the joke
Speaker 1: about your grandmother? Oh he actually told you that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was that was really I didn't appreciate that at all,
Speaker 1: But that's not the whole reason. Yeah, I did tell
Speaker 1: us about that. He told us that he feels bad
Speaker 1: actually about making a poorly time joke when you shared
Speaker 1: that your grandmother had just passed away. So he does
Speaker 1: feel bad about that, but it's more to it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that, Like the worst part was that he
Speaker 1: was going on and on about the fact that he's
Speaker 1: a male model. It was like very uncomfortable for me,
Speaker 1: and he kept like making all these faces like this
Speaker 1: is my relaxed face, and this is my space and
Speaker 1: my evening romantic space. Who does that? Are you serious?
Speaker 1: He mentioned that it was weird you weren't calling him
Speaker 1: back because girls always call him back because he's a model. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh please, So doesn't that give you an idea of
Speaker 1: like how growth he is? Wait, when did he start
Speaker 1: doing faces at a table? Like really early on in
Speaker 1: the date, Like he seemed like he was trying to
Speaker 1: impress me, you know, if there was a mirror behind
Speaker 1: me in the booth. I bet you he would have
Speaker 1: just been looking at his reflection the whole time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this dude is like, here's me, here's the world, and
Speaker 1: here's all my faces. And I was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: wasn't in a really good mood, you know. I mean,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to go out and have some fun.
Speaker 1: I'm sad about my grandma, and this guy is just ooh,
Speaker 1: he just made it worse. I'm surprised he didn't take
Speaker 1: that opportunity to show you his sad. Look. You know,
Speaker 1: he may have. He showed me a lot of Look.
Speaker 1: What did you say to him? I mean I didn't
Speaker 1: know what to say, because I mean, he just thought
Speaker 1: that he was so entertaining, and I mean I sort
Speaker 1: of tried to get the point across that I wasn't
Speaker 1: really into being all these faces and I just kind
Speaker 1: of wanted some nice company and you know, but I
Speaker 1: guess he didn't get it. Okay, so long before the
Speaker 1: dead grandma joke, you were over this guy. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean that sure didn't help matters, but I don't It's
Speaker 1: not the kind of guy that I want to hang
Speaker 1: out with. No. Yeah, well, Angie, thank you for being
Speaker 1: honest with us. Also, I want to let you know
Speaker 1: that I haven't been fully honest with you. What do
Speaker 1: you mean, Well, I mean that Kurt is actually on
Speaker 1: the other line listening to this and wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you. Oh, Angie, Oh my god, you're on the phone. Great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm on the phone. And first of all, I know
Speaker 1: you're trying to bash mail modeling, but it's you know,
Speaker 1: really insensitive. And you know, I was just trying to
Speaker 1: show you, you know, kind of like my talents and
Speaker 1: hoping that you would show me your talents. But you
Speaker 1: don't really have any WHOA, somebody got their feelings hurt, Kurt.
Speaker 1: I mean maybe I don't care that much about your
Speaker 1: talents right now. I have other things going on in
Speaker 1: my life. I just wanted someone normal to hang out with,
Speaker 1: but that's not you. I did not believe you didn't
Speaker 1: come in with an apology, Kurt, Like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I was nervous. I'm sorry. I mean, why am I
Speaker 1: going to apologize if, like everybody in the station, including yourself,
Speaker 1: is like making fun of what I do. Like that
Speaker 1: doesn't make any sense. I'm not gonna apologize for anything. Yeah, Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I know that you think You're modeling is really great,
Speaker 1: So why do you care what anyone thinks of it?
Speaker 1: And I, like I said, I have other things going
Speaker 1: on right now, so I'm not so interested in you're
Speaker 1: bragging about your talents. I was just trying to have
Speaker 1: a good time, Kurt. I don't think you get it.
Speaker 1: Like nobody's making fun of your career. They're making fun
Speaker 1: of you being so self absorbed. Well, I mean whatever,
Speaker 1: like however you want to spin it, you know, that's
Speaker 1: like on you. But I was just trying to be outgoing,
Speaker 1: trying to show like a little bit more of my
Speaker 1: personality on the date. But it's being spun around like
Speaker 1: I'm just sitting here with like some self indulged guy
Speaker 1: on a date, and that's not who I am. That's
Speaker 1: not what I do, and that's what it sounds like.
Speaker 1: I mean, how many faces did you show her for
Speaker 1: your information? Actually have fifteen to twenty different faces that
Speaker 1: have all made me over a thousand dollars. That's good.
Speaker 1: I wish I could get paid for my face, Kurt.
Speaker 1: I do think that's a talent, but maybe just not
Speaker 1: on a date. Maybe save that for when you're actually
Speaker 1: working and not across the table from someone at dinner. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like Jebel going out on a date and doing
Speaker 1: all his phone tap voices. Like no one wants that
Speaker 1: they don't. I'm sorry. I think a lot of people
Speaker 1: give male models a bad rap. And just so you
Speaker 1: guys know, I mean, I know most of you are
Speaker 1: in the radio and you know whatever Angie does, mail modeling.
Speaker 1: He's very hard and we grind every day to make
Speaker 1: our careers possible. Okay, And you have to work on
Speaker 1: your diet, you have to work on your wordrobe, you
Speaker 1: have to keep up with what's going on, and obviously
Speaker 1: you need to practice your faces. I mean, as funny
Speaker 1: as this sounds, it's a very important part of what
Speaker 1: I do. One very very important thing that you just said, though,
Speaker 1: that I think probably makes it seem like you're a
Speaker 1: little self involved. As you said, I don't even know
Speaker 1: what Angie does, and you went on a date with
Speaker 1: her and you didn't take the time to figure out
Speaker 1: what her career is. Yeah, Kurt, you never even asked
Speaker 1: me what I do. Well, you're too sad looking to
Speaker 1: really even talk to you, Like I was scared. So
Speaker 1: it's her fault that you didn't take any interest in her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she was. She was just way too sad and we
Speaker 1: just way too down. I just didn't know what to
Speaker 1: say to her. I just didn't feel like I could
Speaker 1: ask her anything. I could cheer up with some of
Speaker 1: your faces. I get it, Dudee, would you like to
Speaker 1: go out with Kurt on a second date? We will
Speaker 1: pay for it? Absolutely not. Yeah you're gonna pause after
Speaker 1: absolutely damn. And if you guys are wondering, I'm making
Speaker 1: this type of face disgusted, No way, remember again, dude,
Speaker 1: you nailed it anyway. Yeah, I stop making fun of
Speaker 1: my faces the real and they very much get me paid,
Speaker 1: all right, So keep grinding, Kurt. Angie, thank you for
Speaker 1: talking to us. And you know, hopefully you can find
Speaker 1: a lady out there, Kurt that will appreciate you for
Speaker 1: all your different looks. That's great. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I appreciate your feedback. In the morning. Text in at
Speaker 1: seven eight, five to nine two says I'm a model
Speaker 1: and that dude gives us all a bad name. That
Speaker 1: guy maybe a few others. But anyway, if you miss
Speaker 1: today's second date update, this dude, Kurt went out with
Speaker 1: a girl named Angie and he noticed immediately there was
Speaker 1: just she was in kind of a weird mood, and
Speaker 1: he found out it was because her grandma had just
Speaker 1: passed away. So Kurt tried to lighten the mood by
Speaker 1: making a joke saying that his grandpa died recently too,
Speaker 1: so maybe they should hook up his grandma and grandpa together.
Speaker 1: And the joke didn't land well, but we got her
Speaker 1: on the phone and found out it's partly the reason.
Speaker 1: But the biggest reason was because he's a male model,
Speaker 1: and I guess throughout the date, he kept showing her
Speaker 1: all of his different poses, his different faces that he
Speaker 1: could do, his sad faces, happy face is what, I'm
Speaker 1: a serious face, and she thought it was weird. Today
Speaker 1: was a day that I was really sad that were
Speaker 1: just radio because I really wanted to see him visually.
Speaker 1: I feel like he was giving us all sorts of
Speaker 1: angry faces at the end of that call. I'm also
Speaker 1: friends and Jewel, you know I'm talking about one of
Speaker 1: my best friends is a male model. But yeah, at
Speaker 1: least my friend knows that it looks bad. He doesn't
Speaker 1: practice or do anything in front of people at all
Speaker 1: because he knows it's conceited. It's a very good thing.
Speaker 1: He's such a good male model. You don't even know
Speaker 1: when he's putting on a fenced. Oh but anyway, Kurt
Speaker 1: didn't get super offended with us and offended that people
Speaker 1: weren't taking his job seriously, even though it is kind
Speaker 1: of weird no matter what your job is to be
Speaker 1: doing it in the middle of your date. If you're
Speaker 1: a CPA, don't do an Excel spreadsheet and show me
Speaker 1: how cool you are. Yeah, an electrician isn't going to
Speaker 1: sit at the table and then rewire the outlets that
Speaker 1: right is right next to you. It's just that would
Speaker 1: be weird. You wouldn't get another call back. Probably, so
Speaker 1: Kate decided she didn't want to go out with Kurt again,
Speaker 1: and Kurt's fine with that. He'll find somebody else to
Speaker 1: appreciate all of his many faces. Remember, if you want
Speaker 1: to do a second date update, just email the show
Speaker 1: and we will call the person who didn't call you back,
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Speaker 1: And don't forget it is Friday, So Young Jeffrey's Song
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