1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:06,800 Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil Phone Frank Mornings. 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:14,600 Speaker 1: That's twenties streak Out. Oh yeah, he's gonna lose his mind. 3 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:17,160 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, it's time for your phone prank. It's the 4 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:18,880 Speaker 1: Jewil Show. Shannon's on the phone because she wants to 5 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:21,279 Speaker 1: prank her husband. He's a big Bengals fan and they're 6 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:23,440 Speaker 1: playing in a very big football game this weekend against 7 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:25,840 Speaker 1: the Rams. You could say it's very super what they're 8 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:29,080 Speaker 1: playing in. And it's also Valentine's Day, and Shannon gave 9 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:31,240 Speaker 1: him a new TV and upgraded the cable for Valentine's 10 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:35,720 Speaker 1: Day so you could watch the game. That's nice, nice you, Shannon. Yeah, 11 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:38,239 Speaker 1: except now Shannon wants me to call him and tell him, Hey, 12 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:40,000 Speaker 1: since the cable has been upgraded, there's gonna be no 13 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,760 Speaker 1: service all weekend. So sorry, you're not gonna be able 14 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:45,559 Speaker 1: to watch the game and hear him freak out. Ye, 15 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:48,440 Speaker 1: he's got he's got tons of friends coming over for 16 00:00:48,479 --> 00:00:50,960 Speaker 1: this huge party. Two. Okay, cool, Well we'll see how 17 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:53,440 Speaker 1: he freaks out. Right now. I'm gonna call him right now, okay, okay, 18 00:00:53,720 --> 00:01:06,240 Speaker 1: very cool. Hello, Yes, hello, my name is Ted Devereaux. 19 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:12,480 Speaker 1: And I'm calling him cable. I was looking for Ken. Yeah, yes, Ken, 20 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:17,360 Speaker 1: you can. First of all, you're having a good day, wonderful, gone, wonderful. 21 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:20,160 Speaker 1: And we appreciate our customers so much here Cable. So 22 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:25,160 Speaker 1: you recently updated your cable package. That's what my notes say. Yeah, yeah, okay, 23 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:27,680 Speaker 1: we're just gonna do TV. So we upgraded a package. Well, 24 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:29,840 Speaker 1: if you got any questions, just call us up. If 25 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,600 Speaker 1: you got ques, we got a's. That's what I always 26 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:33,080 Speaker 1: say to people. You got a que, we got the a'. 27 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:35,640 Speaker 1: So any questions, call us up. And I am calling 28 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:37,600 Speaker 1: to let you know that. Unfortunately, because you upgraded your 29 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:41,399 Speaker 1: cable service, everybody in your area this weekend, that cable 30 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:43,720 Speaker 1: service is gonna be dead and gone just for the weekend. 31 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:45,959 Speaker 1: So that cable service gonna be dead, gonna be gone 32 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,280 Speaker 1: just for the weekend, though, I'm sorry. Going for the 33 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:51,360 Speaker 1: weekend and well, late Friday night, I'm sorry the service 34 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:53,760 Speaker 1: in your area, the cable service that you have late 35 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:57,160 Speaker 1: Friday night through late Sunday night, it's gonna be gone. 36 00:01:57,160 --> 00:02:00,880 Speaker 1: It's gonna be dead and gone. I'm so sorry about that. No, No, 37 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:03,960 Speaker 1: this is super Bowl weekend. You can't polish cunning. I'm 38 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:08,480 Speaker 1: sorry you said that it is what? It's super Bowl weekend? You? Oh, yes, 39 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:11,440 Speaker 1: well there is that big football game going on there. Yes, 40 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:14,839 Speaker 1: get the first couple of days of my service. Oh 41 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,720 Speaker 1: why am I not going to have cable all week? 42 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:21,280 Speaker 1: The greens? What is the green? What are you talking about? Well, 43 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:26,120 Speaker 1: the color green? What about the color green? Is the 44 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:28,320 Speaker 1: color green? I don't know why. That's not why that's 45 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:30,639 Speaker 1: not making any sense? So you so you're not understanding 46 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:33,519 Speaker 1: what I mean by saying the color green? No, you're not. You? 47 00:02:33,919 --> 00:02:37,280 Speaker 1: Is there someone else I can talk? Well, I can 48 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:38,680 Speaker 1: explain it for you, sir, And I don't think I'm 49 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:39,960 Speaker 1: doing a good job. And I can tell that you're 50 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:42,240 Speaker 1: a little bit fired up, and I'm so sorry about that, 51 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:44,280 Speaker 1: I really am. It is the color green that we 52 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:47,160 Speaker 1: are having trouble getting through our signals, so it shows 53 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,120 Speaker 1: bright enough as we would like it to be. And 54 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:51,520 Speaker 1: there's a big football game this weekend. I know you 55 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:53,519 Speaker 1: know about that, and we just feel like the field 56 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,280 Speaker 1: would look a little too muted if we couldn't get 57 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:57,320 Speaker 1: our greens right. So we're just gonna wait till next year? 58 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:02,560 Speaker 1: Are you? Are you idiot? Just broadcast. I'll worry about 59 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:06,040 Speaker 1: the green right, and that means anything to get you 60 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:08,640 Speaker 1: a Bengals fans ever been a super Bowl in this 61 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:11,560 Speaker 1: freaking century? I am too. I'm not missing this game. 62 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:13,600 Speaker 1: You know. I don't know how a conversation got off 63 00:03:13,639 --> 00:03:16,519 Speaker 1: on Bagels, but I do love if you give me everything, Bagel, 64 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:18,200 Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, you can do whatever you want with me. 65 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:21,200 Speaker 1: I love everything Bagel. The other team, the Bengals, You moron. 66 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:23,240 Speaker 1: I've waited for my team forever to get into the 67 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:26,079 Speaker 1: stinking game. The Bengals have never caught a break, and 68 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:28,560 Speaker 1: I'm there's no way in hell no, I am missing 69 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:30,240 Speaker 1: this game. You know what, Bagel, I think I like 70 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:32,400 Speaker 1: the most and I'm glad we get into a nice conversation. Now, 71 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:35,280 Speaker 1: a Chongo Bagel. They got him at Starbucks. He's Chonga Bagels. 72 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:37,960 Speaker 1: It's a fun name to say. You'll get someone else 73 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,160 Speaker 1: on the phone. I'm gonna come down there. I'm gonna 74 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:44,040 Speaker 1: strangle you with like Bengel's jersey. Well that just sounds 75 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:46,920 Speaker 1: a little bit aggressive, dude. It's a promise. If you 76 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,560 Speaker 1: don't get off this phone and give me someone who 77 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:51,920 Speaker 1: could do something. Well, I wonder if your wife, Shannon 78 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:54,080 Speaker 1: could do anything about it. We should just ask him 79 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,480 Speaker 1: my wife, what are you talking about my wife? I'm 80 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,040 Speaker 1: talking about your wife because she is on the phone 81 00:03:58,080 --> 00:03:59,880 Speaker 1: right now, because this is actually a prank phone called 82 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:01,600 Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from Jewel Show doing a phone 83 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,120 Speaker 1: prank on you and your wife. Shannon's on the phone 84 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:09,800 Speaker 1: because she set you up. Oh my god, Oh my god. 85 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:13,560 Speaker 1: I thought have a heart attack. She created the cable 86 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:16,960 Speaker 1: Shop and pretty New TV, and I'm like, what, Well, 87 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,479 Speaker 1: that's what happens when you don't get the right color 88 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:21,320 Speaker 1: green in there. Enjoy Enjoy the Game The Jubil Show 89 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:22,120 Speaker 1: on demand