Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanta way back home? Either way,
Speaker 1: we want to be there.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us
Speaker 2: time and a terminal and gay, we.
Speaker 1: Want to send you off in style.
Speaker 3: We wanna welcome you back home.
Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. Re scared her? Was it fine? Malcorn?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do your need you ride?
Speaker 4: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need
Speaker 4: to ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 1: And this is karenkl Gariff.
Speaker 3: I love the brevity on that one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's just get to it. I'm excited about today's guest,
Speaker 5: That's why.
Speaker 3: And yes, normally we drive around and chit chat.
Speaker 4: But if you want a solo episode, go somewhere else,
Speaker 4: because we already have an amazing guest. You know them
Speaker 4: from clubs and colleges throughout the country. Put your ears
Speaker 4: together forever, Maynard.
Speaker 1: Wow, thank you guys so much. What a very kind intro.
Speaker 3: Oh sure, sure that was one of my better ones
Speaker 3: energy wise.
Speaker 1: I thought it was great. Yeah, you guys all know
Speaker 1: me from clubs around the country. Just headlining here, there,
Speaker 1: and everywhere. I love colleges.
Speaker 5: That was the last college you played ever.
Speaker 1: Honestly, you see Riverside and they were so sweet, but
Speaker 1: they booked us like a group of like it was
Speaker 1: like Daniel Perez, Madison Shepherd and me and young Jibuki
Speaker 1: was there at the same time, and he, of course
Speaker 1: was playing the auditorium and we were outside in this
Speaker 1: thing called the barn and it was a stage in
Speaker 1: front of the cafeteria. Oh, and there was an administration
Speaker 1: mixer happening for the college administration and also investors and
Speaker 1: now just like three comics, like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: So yeah, I headlined colleges. What about y'all?
Speaker 2: Did you kill that one? I mean, did the investors buy?
Speaker 1: The investors bought, bought, bought exactly quarter you I sold them.
Speaker 1: I did text. I was like, you know, money's tight,
Speaker 1: and I said, hey, listen, you guys need me to
Speaker 1: perform in your garage again and did not Did I
Speaker 1: get I can?
Speaker 4: I can just see myself uh mentioning that it was
Speaker 4: called the barn or making barn references way too much
Speaker 4: till they're like, yeah, we get it.
Speaker 3: It's called the barn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, ha ha, yeah, yeah, well you shouldn't have
Speaker 1: called it the barn.
Speaker 3: Yeah you didn't.
Speaker 1: Everybody's gonna mention it.
Speaker 3: There's so many ways you could go with that. I
Speaker 3: did a I.
Speaker 4: Can't remember where I was, Upstate New York maybe, And
Speaker 4: I did a private It's gorgeous.
Speaker 5: You got great cemetery.
Speaker 4: It's beautiful, such a next stage, and people only think
Speaker 4: of the city. They never think of or the many, many,
Speaker 4: many layers of past disease humans, so many they It
Speaker 4: was like a private Catholic school.
Speaker 3: I didn't know it was Catholic.
Speaker 4: And they had a pub, a Irish themed pub, and
Speaker 4: the kids were ordering drinks and drinking the ones that
Speaker 4: were above twenty one, and in the front row was
Speaker 4: a full decked out nun holding a bible to watch
Speaker 4: the comedy show.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: And I couldn't stop.
Speaker 4: Saying things that none shouldn't hear to the nun out
Speaker 4: of nervousness.
Speaker 1: It was like I do the same thing.
Speaker 3: I couldn't ignore her.
Speaker 1: Like, hey, maybe what's under that habit? How could you not?
Speaker 1: How could you not? Also?
Speaker 2: What kind of producer of that student show or whatever show?
Speaker 2: Sorry it could have been regular, but what kind of
Speaker 2: producer is like, yeah.
Speaker 1: Let's get the nun in front.
Speaker 5: This will be great.
Speaker 4: This was something where you know, there's like a conference
Speaker 4: and I wasn't invited, but there's certain.
Speaker 3: Schools that will say, yeah we'll take that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, based on his naka.
Speaker 4: His premium blend or whatever it was NACA related. Yes,
Speaker 4: And this was just a school that said, oh, go
Speaker 4: to this event. And then someone else said, everyone's going
Speaker 4: to be in the pub anyway, drinking away their sorrows
Speaker 4: with the nuns.
Speaker 3: Let's just have the comedian there. What could go wrong?
Speaker 4: So no one was like, hey, we're excited to have you.
Speaker 4: It was just like this week blank. Yeah, it was just.
Speaker 1: I can I tell you guys a story about a
Speaker 1: dead friend and that'd be great. Okay, yeah, in a
Speaker 1: similar thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So this was a couple of years, like I think
Speaker 1: must have been twenty fourteen, almost ten years ago. And
Speaker 1: do you all love the Putterboss sisters, But yes, I
Speaker 1: love them.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: A friend of ours had passed and we were all
Speaker 1: at their house like a bunch of comics with their
Speaker 1: mourning and I was dating at the time, this electronic
Speaker 1: musician if you could believe it, tiny bangs. That is shocking, shocking.
Speaker 1: So everyone's crying, we're mourning, and I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: this is what this is going to be, you know,
Speaker 1: do you want to come with me? And she's like,
Speaker 1: of course, I'm so supportive. Okay, we get there. We're
Speaker 1: all recollecting and sharing stories, and suddenly she goes, I
Speaker 1: need some weed. I'm getting a download, proceeds to smoke
Speaker 1: everyone's weed and starts like singing, singing notes and then going,
Speaker 1: I need to listen to jazz. I need to listen
Speaker 1: to jazz. Proceeded to go to the other room, find
Speaker 1: some jazz records and played it as high as it
Speaker 1: could go and colored with her left hand. And I
Speaker 1: dated this person for two and a half more years.
Speaker 5: Now, don't you leave me?
Speaker 1: Tiny panks. Why she's so creative? You don't get it.
Speaker 2: She's so creative that she is making being a narcissist
Speaker 2: fun at a funeral at.
Speaker 1: A way, guys, you don't get it. She translates pain
Speaker 1: into art. But it's all her pain, all her art.
Speaker 5: Everything's about her, So.
Speaker 2: Damn you and long you know, wait, and when she
Speaker 2: said I'm getting a download.
Speaker 1: Oh, she meant from U Spirit or angels.
Speaker 3: Or I thought it was like we transfer.
Speaker 1: I'm getting a download. Your wife. Yeah, she actually just
Speaker 1: had to take as ship.
Speaker 6: That's her way of saying, guys, I take ship does
Speaker 6: have any jazz?
Speaker 1: Oh got me a snort?
Speaker 5: Really specific?
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know if we're driving anywhere, and
Speaker 1: we never really said where we were going.
Speaker 2: But if you know about like a drive through where
Speaker 2: we can get like coffee or a beverage.
Speaker 1: Would love a bevy great? You know what would be
Speaker 1: so great? If there was a sonic around here? Should be?
Speaker 4: I have never I've seen sonic commercials in every state
Speaker 4: I've ever been in, and then it's a state that
Speaker 4: never has a sonic.
Speaker 3: They advertise I.
Speaker 1: Think the only place. Look what happened here?
Speaker 5: That person took a left from the not left turn?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yes, oh you know that's my fifth least favorite crime.
Speaker 5: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: So distracted? There's one seven miles away? Is that too far?
Speaker 1: I don't think so great?
Speaker 4: There is a Sonic America's drive in here.
Speaker 5: This is going to be fun.
Speaker 4: I thought I had to go to North or South
Speaker 4: Carolina or Texas.
Speaker 1: The best ice.
Speaker 2: You're getting ever, you're doing one of your diets again,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get so mad at you.
Speaker 3: I'm not thirsty. I just got Kenneth.
Speaker 1: Elbow, your friend died. Let me color. Just think about
Speaker 1: me in the other room as I blast jazz. I
Speaker 1: pretended like it was a normal thing to do, and
Speaker 1: that's what all artists did. It's like, this is like
Speaker 1: the first artist I've ever been with, and I'm from
Speaker 1: rural Texas. You know, I don't know these big city artists.
Speaker 1: And tell you what tiny bangs are on the No
Speaker 1: No list?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I bet you see those in it.
Speaker 2: Then you start kind of crying like it's the grief
Speaker 2: you weren't allowed to express.
Speaker 5: It comes back.
Speaker 3: Sorry, everyone, this is from an old wake.
Speaker 1: Sorry, this one is from a wake gone wrong. They
Speaker 1: still the powder Balls will still reference this and make
Speaker 1: fun of this. Well they should. What a nice stay.
Speaker 1: It is really beautiful.
Speaker 3: It's the best.
Speaker 4: We already described the day and a very high octane
Speaker 4: solo episode we did before this. We went weather Day Outfits, Yeah,
Speaker 4: describing visuals incredible podcast, Yeah, and then we talked about traffic.
Speaker 1: I took a nap for an hour. Should have had
Speaker 1: me on that podcast episode nap.
Speaker 4: It's I and I have felt shame about my naps, uh,
Speaker 4: my whole life. And it's there's nothing wrong with the
Speaker 4: self care of wanting to get that eight hours.
Speaker 1: Nothing wrong you take eight hour naps. That's insane. Press dude,
Speaker 1: are you okay?
Speaker 3: It's all math to me.
Speaker 4: If I sleep five, I'll later have a three hour nap,
Speaker 4: it all amounts to eight hours.
Speaker 1: Okay. Wow, Yeah, you're not on a linear plane then,
Speaker 1: are you.
Speaker 4: No, I'm another dimension many Charles Manson impression.
Speaker 1: Spot On about to say, hey, do you believe in Charles? Really? No,
Speaker 1: I was gonna ask if you if you do believe
Speaker 1: in in different planes of.
Speaker 3: Living?
Speaker 2: And really quick, can lease figure out what's rattling? I'm
Speaker 2: going fucking insane?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Can let's get rid of that? Yeah, on the street,
Speaker 1: it's Pasadena, they'll look get at that car.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna please, I'm going to drink it.
Speaker 4: While answering every question in true ventriloquist styles, the answer is.
Speaker 3: I always joke. How those guys do that?
Speaker 1: I'm loving every single side tax spaw watch the clock
Speaker 1: time back there. Yeah, lak Pasadena's about the basics.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you have to name your business, what you sell.
Speaker 1: He legally you have to look at this man having
Speaker 1: the time of his life. Oh oh yeah, what's up,
Speaker 1: little red porch? That was the rock? That was actually
Speaker 1: the rock in real life. You wouldn't. But he's five five,
Speaker 1: but that just taught meat on his bones.
Speaker 2: He's five to five, up and down and left to right.
Speaker 2: He's a cube of a cube.
Speaker 1: If you live in Iowa, you'll never see him. So
Speaker 1: don't even look up this fat. Yeah, you don't need
Speaker 1: to You don't need to know this. Fly over steak
Speaker 1: fuck you. Fly over State.
Speaker 3: Wait wait, hey, that's kind of our bread and butter.
Speaker 1: Southeast.
Speaker 4: I ain't anywhere that isn't an airport hub for Delta.
Speaker 1: I have to fly into like someplace in Kentucky, and
Speaker 1: I'm taking Allegiant Air.
Speaker 4: This it's inexpensive and it's great. It's bare bones. There
Speaker 4: isn't even a magazine rack in front of it.
Speaker 5: But get ready to record a video of bad behavior.
Speaker 5: Oh really?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm so excited. Yeah, it's a nine am flight.
Speaker 4: It is one of the only airlines where I do
Speaker 4: pay for trip insurance and things like that. Okay, and
Speaker 4: do know that you will pay extra for carry on.
Speaker 3: I have all that stuff. You gotta click at that, and.
Speaker 1: I'm just or ticket.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm very familiar because the Llegiant.
Speaker 4: One of their first flights was a NonStop from Los
Speaker 4: Angeles to Missoula, my hometown, very randomly, and and I'm
Speaker 4: very familiar with them. But when they first started, you
Speaker 4: actually could get a flight for like thirty nine dollars.
Speaker 4: I'm not even nigsay. It was like a Taco bell menu.
Speaker 1: Ever, how much did you pay for your flight here
Speaker 1: at twenty twenty four, I think it was like eighty.
Speaker 4: Nine dollars yep, under one hundred, under one hundred, if
Speaker 4: I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 1: That was I was playing up that it was more expensive. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: Well you just have to go to use the download,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, a number one or number two every
Speaker 1: time to.
Speaker 5: Put a dollar into a little theater thing.
Speaker 1: I'm going to Dalton, I think, Kentucky, just outside of
Speaker 1: some place in Ohio. It's I'm performing at the Commonwealth.
Speaker 1: Have y'all been there yet? No, it's a club in Kentucky.
Speaker 1: Let me see where it's at. And I'm doing a
Speaker 1: queer fundraiser. It's it's listeners. This is June, so it's a,
Speaker 1: I'm the gay. You get booked Hella. I get booked
Speaker 1: Hella during Pride. This isn't Dayton, Kentucky. So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: fly into there. Nice. Yeah, I'm excited. I've never been
Speaker 1: to Kentucky. I enjoy going to places i've never been.
Speaker 1: I've never been to me Rina Carsonaria. Oh, we'll drop
Speaker 1: you back off if you wouldn't mind.
Speaker 4: Carsinaria is so much prettier. The carpentery, which is a story.
Speaker 3: Where you buy carpets.
Speaker 2: I just learned that Kentucky was not in the Confederacy
Speaker 2: during the Civil War, which I was very surprised about.
Speaker 1: They reunion they were. I think they didn't participate, which
Speaker 1: is even worse.
Speaker 5: It is, ok, although but I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 2: I just know they weren't in the Confederacy, and that's
Speaker 2: all I really focused on.
Speaker 1: I guess being in the Confederacy is worse than not participating.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's like you're kind of like choosing that.
Speaker 3: I didn't know certain states were just undecided.
Speaker 5: I don't know, I don't know anything.
Speaker 2: I I thought Kentucky and then I was like, I
Speaker 2: have a factoit about Kentucky.
Speaker 3: But yeah.
Speaker 4: If it's if it's history that I should know about,
Speaker 4: like that of the country I live in my whole
Speaker 4: life or have lived in. I get really nervous. If
Speaker 4: someone's like, you know, when did this war? Roughly, when
Speaker 4: did this famous war take place? I'm like, I smelled
Speaker 4: toast and I dive out, dive out of the car.
Speaker 1: No one in the front seat in the front ever.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe while you're there you could find out the
Speaker 2: details of all this for us. I will report back
Speaker 2: next June when we book you for a Howur Pride
Speaker 2: Month Episode.
Speaker 3: Five.
Speaker 1: Maynard does Kentucky. We gotta we gotta get it early. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Look at those cherries.
Speaker 1: Have you'll ever seen a psychic? What do you name cherry?
Speaker 1: That guy's a man selling cherries right there. Okay, sorry,
Speaker 1: they're just floating a style.
Speaker 5: That's part of my stroke. No do you guys see cherries?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Man, there's a big blue ghost in
Speaker 3: front of them.
Speaker 1: One time, my friend and I got so high. Have
Speaker 1: you ever heard of hometown heroes? Have? It's this Austin
Speaker 1: based Dulton nine THHC company. Because it's illegal to have
Speaker 1: weed in Texas really, so there's workaround called to eight
Speaker 1: and Delta nine. It's so dumb, but my friend Ally
Speaker 1: and I went for Moontower. We got free Hometown Heroes listener.
Speaker 1: If you want to have a nightmare, if if you're
Speaker 1: trying to process some trauma, don't take these, but also
Speaker 1: take them. They're they're nightmare gummies. You won't feel good,
Speaker 1: but we can't stop taking them again. I dated a
Speaker 1: woman with tiny banks for three and a half years
Speaker 1: and we got so high on it. We heard crickets
Speaker 1: and were, yeah, we were in New York City. We're like,
Speaker 1: New York City, ever heard of it? Fly over states,
Speaker 1: you'll never go, don't worry about it. And we were
Speaker 1: you hear crickets. There were no crickets. We asked the roommate.
Speaker 1: The roommate's like, no, you're just so.
Speaker 3: High and you could both hear them.
Speaker 1: We could both hear them.
Speaker 4: This seems like a faulty gummy. It sounds if it's
Speaker 4: like a government gummy.
Speaker 1: Feels it sounds like a government gummy when I say it,
Speaker 1: like that, doesn't it. Do you guys believe in conspiracy theories? Oh? Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 3: I have a tattoo of an eye on a pyramid.
Speaker 3: Do you really know. But I made you think I did, man, and.
Speaker 1: That's the man.
Speaker 4: I yeah, I'm amazed that that they it's some government
Speaker 4: sanctioned weed that is available, so it's not the good stuff.
Speaker 3: And maybe you got some dank.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm dating good. I'm like two yoga
Speaker 1: teachers away from believing in qan. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Please be careful. I really have to guys, relaxed. She
Speaker 1: loves reshie mushrooms.
Speaker 2: Okay, healthy, It's like do you hear do you hear
Speaker 2: all those chicados?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: They come out only once every seven years? And you
Speaker 1: want to know why nine eleven?
Speaker 4: Now get back in that child's post.
Speaker 1: Wow? Yeah, what if you open up to Yeah?
Speaker 4: I just I we all weed makes me worry and
Speaker 4: there's no rhyme or reason to it. I'll even seek
Speaker 4: out the kind that my dad had that made us
Speaker 4: laugh all night, and then when I take it, I
Speaker 4: am panicked and I want to check my bank account
Speaker 4: and do my taxes early, like I get paranoid. So
Speaker 4: maybe it's just it's just crazy. You both hurd crickets.
Speaker 1: That's actually I'm also not good at daytime. High for me,
Speaker 1: high is nighttime. Why is nighttime about to go to bed.
Speaker 2: I agree, what news fath you two are? This is ridiculous. Sorry,
Speaker 2: I got waking and baking.
Speaker 1: No, you wake and bake. That's one of my favorite
Speaker 1: things in the world. Tell me, how does it? How
Speaker 1: does how do you feel good? I don't.
Speaker 2: I think it's I love rebellion, okay, And I don't
Speaker 2: really drink anymore as that that used to be my
Speaker 2: big thing of like fuck you, I'll be drunk during
Speaker 2: it or whatever. It sounds great, So it's not like
Speaker 2: I don't do it all the time, but like when
Speaker 2: I do it, it feels like the most insane, like
Speaker 2: I can't believe you're doing this vibe, which is like
Speaker 2: I'm going back to my roots when I was a young,
Speaker 2: you know, twenty two year old rebel with dangerously short bangs.
Speaker 1: Incredibly Yeah, I would have fallen for you hook line
Speaker 1: and sinker whatever you wanted to do. I would be like, yes, okay,
Speaker 1: we're going to Ohio for three months. As long as
Speaker 1: you keep those banks nicely short, will be fine. It's
Speaker 1: like I like, baby, oh, what are they moving here?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Wait a second, to listeners, We've just
Speaker 1: driven across some sort of likes like horse racing.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I went there once and David Hasselhoff was life.
Speaker 1: This is such a lie.
Speaker 4: He was in a seersucker like suit with a barbershop
Speaker 4: quartet style hat, and he was covered with grass stains
Speaker 4: like he wrestled somebody. Yeah, grass and grass stains all.
Speaker 4: And he was very drunk and he was very close
Speaker 4: to me. When you watch the I don't know much
Speaker 4: about horse racing, but you do. They parade them through
Speaker 4: and I think you're like, oh, I'm going for whiskey
Speaker 4: ginger because.
Speaker 3: Look at those balls he heard. That's what he said.
Speaker 3: You know how you know who's going to win you
Speaker 3: look at the balls.
Speaker 1: That's what David has.
Speaker 3: And there was.
Speaker 4: Because they make the horses run by tinkering with their
Speaker 4: genital it's you know, it's tortured. They clamped them and
Speaker 4: terrible things like that. And there was there was a
Speaker 4: horse with the big ones and I bet on it
Speaker 4: and I won five hundred dollars. Wow, because of David
Speaker 4: hassel Off, And so I feel like I owe him
Speaker 4: some of the money, but I can't get a hold
Speaker 4: of him anyway.
Speaker 1: It was at that raceway Hasselhoff's Secrets yeah.
Speaker 4: The long Lost that's a late nineties Conan.
Speaker 1: He's still around, right, Yeah, yeah, I heard late and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, here we go, another great down
Speaker 1: the drain.
Speaker 4: He's just he's performing right now electronic music in Germany.
Speaker 4: He wants the wall, he wants the burloin wall to
Speaker 4: be put back up.
Speaker 1: He's like he is a Trump guy, right. I don't
Speaker 1: know it would make it would track, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was just drunk on e or like entertainment tonight,
Speaker 1: remember that, Yes, when he ate the hamburger, And yes,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm thinking of that. Look, one hamburger doesn't
Speaker 1: make you trumps, No, you know, not in the least.
Speaker 4: Yes, I think he just likes likes partying. And he
Speaker 4: was actually as.
Speaker 1: Do we all.
Speaker 4: She was super nice and and and connecting with the
Speaker 4: people and being fun guy at the horse races. It's
Speaker 4: just well, the whole point of the story was why
Speaker 4: it was a covered head to tone Grass Stanes.
Speaker 5: Because he parties.
Speaker 1: So he's parties.
Speaker 2: He's not just gonna go to the racetrack and be
Speaker 2: like polite and shake hands. Yeah, he got there early.
Speaker 2: He drank like like ten whiskey sours. And then he
Speaker 2: went and tried to wrestle a jockey.
Speaker 1: He's the mayor of the horse race, Santa Anita Park
Speaker 1: horse Race. I think that is what that was. So
Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, I'm gonna whiskey ginger it up. Everyone's like,
Speaker 1: it's gin. He's like, not here, it's whiskey and ginger.
Speaker 1: It's always mine.
Speaker 5: Kentucky like out of the way. I can't see him.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm dam off, it's where's the sand.
Speaker 3: I think he said he's Isaac Asimov. Cool.
Speaker 1: I loved you on Lord of the Rings Man. Dude,
Speaker 1: if we're at where I think we're at, there's gonna
Speaker 1: be an outback steakhouse coming up. Shit, I am right,
Speaker 1: look at that. I've been to this one.
Speaker 3: Oh how did you know?
Speaker 5: That looks like it's in Hawaii.
Speaker 1: I've been to this one. Man, not inside. I got
Speaker 1: some food for pica.
Speaker 5: Dude, you're only in it for the cuisine.
Speaker 1: I had no idea we were this close to this outback.
Speaker 3: I have never been to Arcadia.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're we're far away.
Speaker 4: If you're following along on a map, we've made it
Speaker 4: to the Arcadia Gridiron Underpass.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you. I only came here once at night?
Speaker 5: Are you scared?
Speaker 1: Right now? I gotta be here more? No, If anything,
Speaker 1: this is like, this place is beautiful, man, it is
Speaker 1: very nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like all the highways and yeah.
Speaker 4: That happens a lot on this podcast. Well I'll just
Speaker 4: be like, what is this beautiful town and it'll just
Speaker 4: be downtown of you know, Pasadena.
Speaker 3: I've just never seen it.
Speaker 1: A cool part of Bourbank. Whoa Burbank is really booming? Incredible?
Speaker 4: You know what it is is we are all just
Speaker 4: driving around. It's rare other than this podcast that I'm
Speaker 4: a passenger in a car looking out the windows, and
Speaker 4: I think it's that. Usually we're just driving and you know,
Speaker 4: if we're responsible, keeping our eyes on the road lines.
Speaker 1: Doing my best. Although there is a BJ's, it's hard
Speaker 1: not to look at that. We could we could go there.
Speaker 1: It's pretty great in there. Do you need a ride?
Speaker 1: Do we need a table? Is more like it?
Speaker 4: Have you ever a I know, I've just never been there.
Speaker 4: I find their name to be childish.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well it's fun inside, especially if you're from central
Speaker 1: Texas and your town finally gets a BJ's in the mall.
Speaker 5: Amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a fun one to say. Yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go give a BJ in the mall, go get a
Speaker 1: b J.
Speaker 4: Do they have Is it like one of those family
Speaker 4: restaurants that has knick knacks and brick a brack.
Speaker 2: It's like a gastro pub, but the out back steakhouse version.
Speaker 2: So yeah, they have like a hundred beers and like
Speaker 2: pizzas and little tins that they bring to the table
Speaker 2: in the little tin, it's like a cool Applebee's.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't I think we're getting sidetracked. I my
Speaker 4: eyes are on going to my first ever sonic.
Speaker 5: Now we're doing that.
Speaker 1: We're doing that. Okay, Oh we haven't worried. No, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: don't worry about it. Have you all been to a
Speaker 1: psychic before? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah you met?
Speaker 1: No, yes I have. I have as well. Do you
Speaker 1: want to discuss it? Well, I didn't know if we
Speaker 1: had anything in specific to talk about, but this is
Speaker 1: a good topic. Yes, I'd love to hear your psychic story.
Speaker 1: So I've got two psychic stories that I'd like to share.
Speaker 1: Great one I just saw last night and it was
Speaker 1: a gift from a friend. She was very talented. Oh
Speaker 1: it just happened. It just happened, Okay, but I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is you're not. It felt like more life coachy,
Speaker 1: oh than a download. Excuse me, they download? You're always
Speaker 1: searching for thanks, Okay, I know this. Do you have
Speaker 1: like any messages for me? Or what do you see
Speaker 1: with my career? Like who should I look out for?
Speaker 1: Or are there any distinctive landmarks or is there something
Speaker 1: that you know spirit is telling me to work for?
Speaker 1: She said, well, we don't like to do that because
Speaker 1: then you close yourself off. But you need to know
Speaker 1: you're right where you are. And I was like, all right, yes,
Speaker 1: we all I fucking can tell people that over a
Speaker 1: zoom for fifty bucks. Like all right, lady, thank you.
Speaker 1: I feel so refreshed. No, me ah, you know I
Speaker 1: do okay, listeners, I do practice Buddhism, So get off
Speaker 1: my ass, especially you in Oklahoma, please. So then I
Speaker 1: go see this psychic before she moved to Spain, Lucinda. Now, Lucinda,
Speaker 1: I did meet through mutual friends and tiny banks not
Speaker 1: the same. Yes, and here's my first meeting with Lucinda.
Speaker 1: Right when I sat down, she goes you and you
Speaker 1: and tiny banks. No, she was like, I loved Tiny Banks,
Speaker 1: but it's codependent. She's keeping you repressed. Wow, you should not.
Speaker 1: She's like, if you stay with her, you should start
Speaker 1: going to codependence anonymous.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, and like and she was talking about a friend.
Speaker 1: Yes, wow, and like saying all this stuff. And I
Speaker 1: was like maybe thirty thirty one at the time, and
Speaker 1: I was like okay, but I was like, I love her.
Speaker 1: I could change her, you know. Lesbian's we love to
Speaker 1: do that. So I'm like, I'm gonna go see her again.
Speaker 1: I did end things with Tiny Banks, best decision of
Speaker 1: my life. Tiny Banks would also show up at my
Speaker 1: house at seven am and drop off little presents to
Speaker 1: get back to me.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's.
Speaker 1: Back with me. And it was a nervous behavior and
Speaker 1: I was like, please please stop. Like I you know too,
Speaker 1: if I had a guest over, you know that that
Speaker 1: was potential drama.
Speaker 4: Like a like a for one braid one from tiny.
Speaker 3: Bangs versus one braid.
Speaker 1: Some girls got long braids. It's just one clump.
Speaker 4: I can't keep it, not a braid of bangs. For
Speaker 4: some reason, wanted to be right up front.
Speaker 1: Ladies, ladies, why do we gotta fight? Come on, Lucinda
Speaker 1: works worked for the Scotland Yard and the LAPD. She
Speaker 1: does like all this crazy stuff like everything I'll I
Speaker 1: re listened to the tapes to compare, and there were
Speaker 1: some similarities, like I know I'm gonna have a daughter.
Speaker 1: I know this daughter like it was recorded I record
Speaker 1: my set, so I recorded it with a new psychic
Speaker 1: just to see okay, and this daughter keeps coming up
Speaker 1: of like who's gonna love horses, Who's gonna be sassy?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, great, I'm gonna have a one braided
Speaker 1: little girl. But then everything Lucinda has said, the good
Speaker 1: one lap D Lucinda tracking down the those bodies yea,
Speaker 1: you know, has come true to like she would describe
Speaker 1: the rooms, like what the people would look like, like
Speaker 1: how I would be feeling certain like landmarks, so we're
Speaker 1: I'll be like, oh, this is what Listen has been
Speaker 1: talking about. I knew when I walked into this particular
Speaker 1: comedy club. I think it's called like the Haha House,
Speaker 1: the Chuckle House in Burbank, or like North Hollywood ha
Speaker 1: simply the ha ha.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, it's neither a house nor a room.
Speaker 1: It's just ha. It's the concept of.
Speaker 4: Like a hovering cherry. That's the first place I ever
Speaker 4: did comedy.
Speaker 3: Really.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when you see the psychic, though, do what do
Speaker 4: you come with?
Speaker 3: Do you give? Did they look at your hand?
Speaker 1: So? Is it a little piece of your t shirt?
Speaker 1: I give them a tooth. They're like, we.
Speaker 3: Didn't ask for that, all right?
Speaker 2: They throw it back like an aspirin and they're like,
Speaker 2: got it, I have all your answers.
Speaker 4: It comes out like a fortune cookie, piece of paper
Speaker 4: out of it.
Speaker 1: I can just pull it out.
Speaker 3: You go there, it's your fortune.
Speaker 2: If you if you could know for a fact that
Speaker 2: what the psychic is going to say to you was
Speaker 2: true as long as you gave them your tooth.
Speaker 1: Rule of all time, well, then you could put in
Speaker 1: you know, like those old pianos where you could put
Speaker 1: the little tape in it and it played like dingy d.
Speaker 1: You actually had to decipher your fortune by that. Listen,
Speaker 1: I'm waking up from an apple, Okay, I got that
Speaker 1: piano reference.
Speaker 4: Yes, And it just took me back to a wild
Speaker 4: West town where there's every three o'clock there's a fake
Speaker 4: gun fight and somebody news falls into a horse trough.
Speaker 1: But back to L A. P. D. Respect so true.
Speaker 5: Uh, this time she did it again.
Speaker 1: So I've seen her three times. And then in twenty
Speaker 1: nineteen her husband got really sick so they moved to Spain,
Speaker 1: where he was from. But I got a reading at
Speaker 1: the tail end of twenty nineteen and one in May,
Speaker 1: and then some in like twenty eighteen and sixteen, and
Speaker 1: I re listened to those tapes every now and then,
Speaker 1: like described to a t what my current manager looks like,
Speaker 1: and described a haha room I'd never been to the haha.
Speaker 1: And then when I walked in to do a warm upset,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I think my manager will be
Speaker 1: here and he was wow, and I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: really going to perform the show. The host said starts
Speaker 1: at seven. We didn't start till nine. This was like
Speaker 1: for a taping, so like you we're all getting COVID
Speaker 1: testing and like before and during, and I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: can I go? But first, like, no one's wearing a mask,
Speaker 1: so this was like twenty twenty two, maybe yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: And the guy's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll put you
Speaker 1: at fifth and I'm like, motherfucker. Everyone's doing twenty to
Speaker 1: thirty minutes. And he tries to give me the light.
Speaker 1: At ten, I was like fuck you you know, like
Speaker 1: yeah no, And sure enough Aaron was there. I had
Speaker 1: a great set. Wow, and she knew. So I showcased
Speaker 1: in New York for SNL. She described the hotel room
Speaker 1: I was staying at, like she's very good, like the carpets.
Speaker 4: With rooms, though it's I always want to know, like, yeah,
Speaker 4: enough about the carpet.
Speaker 3: Am I gonna get out?
Speaker 1: Now? Getting out?
Speaker 3: No, I can work.
Speaker 1: She's like something's coming up, and it's like, you know,
Speaker 1: sometimes you don't want to hear it. It's like there's
Speaker 1: really good energy around it. You're gonna feel supported. It
Speaker 1: may not be what you want, but something better is
Speaker 1: coming around the corner. And it's true. You just take
Speaker 1: what you want leave the rest. But she's you know,
Speaker 1: talked about partners that I've had or that I will have,
Speaker 1: and it's just kind of like nice. Yeah, I enjoy it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's a gift.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I certainly believe in it.
Speaker 4: But I'm still apprehensive, like I don't want to I'm
Speaker 4: always worried it's going to be bad news.
Speaker 3: So I just have avoided like in.
Speaker 5: The movies where the U touch the psychic's hand and
Speaker 5: then they.
Speaker 1: Go, yeah, they go dinner. Remember that one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just no, no, no. The death Card's a
Speaker 4: good thing. You know how many times I've heard that.
Speaker 4: I talked the words on it.
Speaker 2: I talked to a psychic one time, who this stuff.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of kind of general kind of like
Speaker 2: I don't know stuff that I was like, okay, sure,
Speaker 2: like maybe, but then she said, there's somebody here.
Speaker 1: She's old lady.
Speaker 2: I think her name's Anne, and I'm like, that's my
Speaker 2: grandma Anne. And she's like and you used to do
Speaker 2: the dishes with her and laugh a lot. And she
Speaker 2: literally described like the thing like at every major we
Speaker 2: are here.
Speaker 1: We're here, and like, look we pull up to our
Speaker 1: own little thing, right, I don't think so, probably not here.
Speaker 1: They're probably too dumb. He's fucking losers roller skates. That
Speaker 1: is so beautiful though. About Grandma coming to visit.
Speaker 5: I really loved it.
Speaker 2: And also she was the withholding Irish grandma, so I
Speaker 2: was shocked that it wasn't my other grandma. So I
Speaker 2: was just like, oh really, she came to say she
Speaker 2: loved doing that with me, and blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: It was the like sweetest.
Speaker 5: Thing that is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe she is learning in the afterlife. It would
Speaker 1: be so funny if we didn't even stop you.
Speaker 5: Just looking at it.
Speaker 2: I figure we would do the drive through because we
Speaker 2: don't really have the kind of time where we sit
Speaker 2: here right right enjoy the parking lot.
Speaker 4: Plus it's anything like the movies. They'll put that tray
Speaker 4: up in the window.
Speaker 3: I'll just shatter and.
Speaker 1: Then we'll get a call. There'll be a big bank
Speaker 1: robbery and we'll have to go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll say ribs to go, and then the carl
Speaker 4: tip over.
Speaker 1: You know those fat really objectifying everything today. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's one of the listen I saw psychic. She talked
Speaker 1: about a big braided woman.
Speaker 3: And described the next five carpets I'd be near.
Speaker 1: I'd be lunching. More like, look out for this dark floral.
Speaker 5: It's in your future.
Speaker 1: Don't eat the M and m's off it when you spill,
Speaker 1: when you're so high that you hear crickets. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: not your friend. Did I tell you all my uncle's
Speaker 1: a priest.
Speaker 3: No, I don't believe. Even on the last episode we
Speaker 3: talked about that.
Speaker 1: The last episode was a little unhinged.
Speaker 5: Yes, it was it was fun.
Speaker 1: Okay, you were scared.
Speaker 4: You were about to go in for a scary surgery,
Speaker 4: which we'll talk about at some point if you'd care to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, yeah we can. We can talk about
Speaker 1: it after my priest uncle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, that's doggy.
Speaker 1: Okay, great. The priest uncle just kind of keeping in
Speaker 1: track with, you know, being a psychic and blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: He became a site, He became a He became a
Speaker 1: priest at age forty, lived in rural Texas, like Cornfield,
Speaker 1: dirt road style. He said, at two am he heard
Speaker 1: he heard Dodd's voice to like leave everything and become
Speaker 1: a priest. He did that. We're sitting on the porch
Speaker 1: this past Christmas and he's casually talking about his friend
Speaker 1: who performs exorcisms, and it was like, is that really real?
Speaker 1: And he was like, yes, there's a school in Chicago
Speaker 1: that teaches us how to perform exorcisms. What And I
Speaker 1: was like trying to get more out of it. I
Speaker 1: was like, you can't just like say two or three sentences.
Speaker 1: I was like, so it's real. How do you do it?
Speaker 1: How do you know? And he was like, well, you
Speaker 1: invite the spirits in when you ask too many questions
Speaker 1: about it, you're too curious, or you watch like a
Speaker 1: lot of like movies about it.
Speaker 3: Oh the movie part of my.
Speaker 1: God, I doubt the movie part I doubt, but he
Speaker 1: like shut it down. I was like, so is it
Speaker 1: a big exorcism we're doing here or like a small one,
Speaker 1: and he's like, it's all you know. We don't like
Speaker 1: to talk about it. We don't want to give the
Speaker 1: spirits two more too many powers. And I was like,
Speaker 1: you're kind of lying here, Bud.
Speaker 4: Yeah, are these grown men playing with the Ouiji board?
Speaker 4: They're like Perker.
Speaker 1: Brothers the Devil?
Speaker 3: Are you here the devil? Can we call you that?
Speaker 1: Hay, the devil?
Speaker 3: Where do you prefer? Busy bel bub?
Speaker 2: But the idea, my first thought is there's a place
Speaker 2: in Chicago that teaches you.
Speaker 1: Right next to ioh. There's your you have to write
Speaker 1: that TV show?
Speaker 3: Oh and then I have clown class.
Speaker 5: What if I failed exorcism school? That would be so heartbreaking?
Speaker 1: Yea? Does it? Everybody know what they want? Well, once
Speaker 1: we get to the ultimate drink stop menu, gotcheah.
Speaker 4: I of course would all the food I would throw
Speaker 4: right in my face.
Speaker 3: But I'm not going to why not well, because it's
Speaker 3: a sound issue, right that.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, we don't want.
Speaker 3: To be like yeah, yeah, that's the one I answer
Speaker 3: my people.
Speaker 1: Drinks are different.
Speaker 4: No, but they love it when we run a razor
Speaker 4: blade against a length of leather.
Speaker 5: Certain, but you know, look at the boba in that
Speaker 5: slush float.
Speaker 1: The self confidence of ordering a chicken slinger. Would you
Speaker 1: eat for dinner tonight? A chicken slinger?
Speaker 5: Chicken slinger? Stop asking me so many questions.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't talk like that in this house.
Speaker 1: Drinks and slushes for a long quarter pound cony.
Speaker 3: These are all like gatty gangster.
Speaker 1: Nicknames, that chicas linger.
Speaker 2: They're all named after different horses from the Santa Anita track.
Speaker 3: All of the one pound of stabby flat tops. Give
Speaker 3: me a bucket.
Speaker 4: Hush, babies, be quiet there, baby, are you close? This
Speaker 4: uncle of yours.
Speaker 5: Stopped talking so we can do this.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, mar to be talked about.
Speaker 5: We have to focus.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, can I upgrade the groopy fries to
Speaker 4: gravy fries?
Speaker 1: Hi?
Speaker 2: Can I get a medium lemonade slush?
Speaker 1: We have We're gonna have four drinks total?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Can I get a small iced coffee.
Speaker 1: What do you have iced coffee? Can we get a
Speaker 1: small ice coffee?
Speaker 3: I know, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: And then I want to say it like a slushie
Speaker 1: with bargs root beer and a chair? Okay? And then
Speaker 1: can I get a root beer slushy? Do you have those?
Speaker 1: And can? Would you put a cherry in it? Thank you?
Speaker 2: Cherry flavor? Oh I'm so sorry. Cherry yeah, cherry flavor?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, the flavor? Yeah? Both and a cherry. Do
Speaker 1: you want to drink? All right?
Speaker 4: How about a mini hand mixed Master shake o chocolate?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: And then can we get a mini hand mixed Master
Speaker 2: Shake in Oreo chocolate flavor? Yeah, it's Oreo cheesecake.
Speaker 1: Do you want that? Jesus, that's what you've got?
Speaker 5: Okay, that's it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the poor drink? Can I get lime? Yeah? Can
Speaker 1: I get We'll ask at the window.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask for a fresh lime.
Speaker 4: I just want you to know you handled that very well.
Speaker 4: I almost got frustrated as you and asked him and
Speaker 4: then oddly as myself.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 2: Also, have you ever heard a person speak quicker or
Speaker 2: quieter to drive through us?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 5: This is not good communication?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And I would base that solely on how many times
Speaker 4: you've had to ask us to repeat it.
Speaker 3: Your silence is not making us.
Speaker 5: Oh also, we've never been here. What does your double
Speaker 5: master about? We don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, is it a shaker? Is it a pie?
Speaker 1: Trying to be so creative? Did you just get an
Speaker 1: iced coffee cruise? I have to.
Speaker 4: I'm having a rheumatoid flare up. And they said, don't
Speaker 4: eat anything fun fun, Yeah, sugar. So I'm just like,
Speaker 4: what about caffeine?
Speaker 3: They said, not that either. Now breaking the rules.
Speaker 4: But I'm supposed to just be eating you know, zucchini
Speaker 4: squiggles and pretending it's pasta.
Speaker 1: I love doing that.
Speaker 4: But it will it will work, and then I'll be
Speaker 4: out of it and I won't have to take drugs
Speaker 4: and that's good.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So it's just I knew it was happening.
Speaker 4: And then they took a blood test and they're like,
Speaker 4: what are you eighty years old?
Speaker 3: You know how doctors like to roast you? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I'm fine, But of course I want delicious all
Speaker 3: those things. Of course I want a breakfast toaster. That's
Speaker 3: an appliance, not a food. I'm sorry, I have problems
Speaker 3: with the menu.
Speaker 1: It's also a scattered menu. Yeah, it's based in.
Speaker 2: Anxiety, and it's gonna make you panic order because the
Speaker 2: drinks are the ones with all the variables.
Speaker 5: So why isn't there a drinks menu first?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Right, and then we.
Speaker 2: Go from there into what everyone knows is burger, chicken strips, whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's make a menu, but have it reel similar
Speaker 4: to advanced algebra.
Speaker 1: Don't bring that into this good disgusting. I don't even
Speaker 1: know if I'm going to like this drink, but it's
Speaker 1: just the excitement of knowing I can happen well.
Speaker 2: And the idea, the idea that you had the choices
Speaker 2: to add stuff in but we couldn't make it happen
Speaker 2: for you. I don't think you're going to have multiple
Speaker 2: You'll have the cherry in there, but I don't think
Speaker 2: the lime is happening.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask for fresh lime weadge on the window.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 4: You're going to get your beverage, and then separately, in
Speaker 4: a tiny to go ranch container, there will be one cherry.
Speaker 3: That's what I pregot.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I can't wait to find out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and uh, of course, because I didn't specify whatever
Speaker 4: iced coffee I get is going to be riddled with
Speaker 4: vanilla like sea yourrup.
Speaker 1: I hope it's like, yeah, French vanilla, hazelnut and nugget.
Speaker 3: So I'm trying to be responsible.
Speaker 4: But if that's if it's if I taste it going
Speaker 4: in my mouth, I'll be like, whoops, this is a
Speaker 4: happy accident.
Speaker 3: I'll go straight to my joints.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna love it right to the rumatoid.
Speaker 2: Baby ever, you're if you had to have your dream
Speaker 2: drive through, like.
Speaker 5: You've never been the Sonic?
Speaker 1: You claim, yeah, I never have. You're just saying you've
Speaker 1: never been the Sonic in in l A in l A.
Speaker 3: Right, it's different in each state.
Speaker 2: Taste a little bit different everywhere you go. But what's
Speaker 2: your number one fast food place?
Speaker 1: Honestly? Right now, I have been falling back in love
Speaker 1: with Taco Bill. I really I am upset though I
Speaker 1: had an upsetting moment at the Taco bell.
Speaker 3: Ads.
Speaker 1: It's about downloads. So I stopped eating meat. My choice,
Speaker 1: not because I'm dating someone that's a vegetarian. I'm all
Speaker 1: about civil service now. No, I went because I got
Speaker 1: that big cheese it cracker now crunch. They've created a
Speaker 1: massive cheese it instead of a tortilla or a toast Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's yeah, right, sounds delightful. Yeah, sounds like a nice
Speaker 1: ripping dip. You know, have we smoked weed? Take a
Speaker 1: Delta eight with that?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So it's a gigantic cheese it crunch wrap pasta stuff
Speaker 2: on top.
Speaker 1: Well, it's like, have you ever head a crunch wrap Supreme?
Speaker 5: Sure, I'd seen them.
Speaker 1: So instead of the thing in the middle being the toastata,
Speaker 1: it's a cheese it. It's a massive square cheese it.
Speaker 4: Are they just going to a dorm room and breaking
Speaker 4: up as dudes and being like, guys, what.
Speaker 3: Do you want to eat right now? You're high?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's like that commercials SNL commercial.
Speaker 3: Don't we don't stop there.
Speaker 4: We take the tacos and wrap it in pizza And
Speaker 4: they're like, yeah, that sounds made up.
Speaker 1: It sounds well. This I thought was gonna be heavenly.
Speaker 1: I pulled up to the one in Pasadena. I said, hey,
Speaker 1: do you guys got this? He's like yeah, but you
Speaker 1: got to order it on the app. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm talking to you. There's no one in line. Can't
Speaker 1: you just make it it's like, you got to order
Speaker 1: it for pickup, why the app? So I'm downloaded the
Speaker 1: app in the line. I was like, well, there's nobody
Speaker 1: behind me. I'm just going to order it here. And
Speaker 1: he was like, if you could just park in the
Speaker 1: parking lot, and I'm like, well, I'm stuck in the
Speaker 1: drive through lane. So I'm just going to order it
Speaker 1: on the app and you all can give it to
Speaker 1: me at the window. It's not on the app. Couldn't
Speaker 1: find it on the app. And then I had to
Speaker 1: order a regular crunch wrap supreme, which why I was
Speaker 1: going to get anyways, and then I remembered they had
Speaker 1: that massive cheese it really that's about it. Titillating, titilating episode.
Speaker 2: Go up to a fast food place and you're like,
Speaker 2: you know what, I'm gonna make the rules today.
Speaker 1: Like he has no way. That guy was gonna do
Speaker 1: whatever you wanted to do.
Speaker 5: He's like, We've got these rules.
Speaker 2: I'm reading off of a piece of paper that was
Speaker 2: encased in plastic and is taped over the cash.
Speaker 4: Register, two tiny versions of it to the back of
Speaker 4: his glasses.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel that because I was a shift supervisor
Speaker 1: at Starbucks for ten years. Oh shit, I took it
Speaker 1: way too serious. My coworkers were high and like fucking
Speaker 1: in the alley. That's real, mighty fucking mighty. They couldn't
Speaker 1: be careless, and I was like, guys, did you mark
Speaker 1: that out before you stole it? It's important for inventory. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: there's like a un houseman jerking off in a comfy chair.
Speaker 2: Guys, guys, I've got a bunch of stuff to deal
Speaker 2: with today.
Speaker 1: The last thing I got to worry about is who's
Speaker 1: stealing the spinach feder wraps. Okay, you do the inventory here.
Speaker 3: You never got to try this cheese it?
Speaker 4: Is it shaped like a shell or is it a
Speaker 4: giant I'm imagining a giant cheese It the size of
Speaker 4: your hand.
Speaker 1: I think it's a giant cheese. It the size of
Speaker 1: your hand.
Speaker 3: Oh, cam listening, I'm intrigued.
Speaker 1: Could you imagine ordering that and then asking for a
Speaker 1: giant cheese it on the side? Forget it game.
Speaker 5: The guy's like, now you have to download special software.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sorry. We were having problems here. We didn't
Speaker 4: think anyone would actually order this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I did.
Speaker 4: I just can't imagine it's staying crispy.
Speaker 1: I can't. I doubt it does, right, Yeah, which, sorry,
Speaker 1: it's not real food anyways.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's.
Speaker 2: Ever Did you sorry at the end of the story,
Speaker 2: did you get that thing or you left?
Speaker 1: No? I got a regular crunch up supreme sub potatoes,
Speaker 1: sub black beans. It's very good, very good. I gotta
Speaker 1: say he made the potatoes extra nice for me. I said.
Speaker 4: It's like every time they think I'm a time traveler
Speaker 4: because I'm like all the seven layer burrito and a
Speaker 4: double decker and they're like, we don't make those anymore.
Speaker 1: Wait, they don't make seven layer Berrio.
Speaker 4: No, They're like that's a thing of the past.
Speaker 5: And a taco lights.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they don't make. All the menu items
Speaker 4: you grew up with they no longer make. And they
Speaker 4: treat you like you're just walked in with a powdered widge.
Speaker 2: Okay, old timer, you're supposed to keep up with their
Speaker 2: menu like you care about On the app, I was like,
Speaker 2: why is.
Speaker 1: This an app exclusive? I want to drive through. I
Speaker 1: don't have time.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's a way for them to steal
Speaker 2: your data and right, because when the Dorito's Taco came out,
Speaker 2: people lost their ship, so They're like, how do we
Speaker 2: maximize this for ourselves? And it's like, make it, make
Speaker 2: them sign up for the app.
Speaker 1: I think so conspiracy but also truth.
Speaker 2: Sorry, it turns out I'm actually the CEO of Talk
Speaker 2: About I'm doing an Undercover Boss podcast.
Speaker 3: I wondered why you had that.
Speaker 1: Undercover Boss snap on tea.
Speaker 3: I only I.
Speaker 4: I don't know if he was messing with me, but
Speaker 4: it doesn't seem like a Howard Kramer joke. He said Chip.
Speaker 4: Howard said Chip, And he went in and had a
Speaker 4: meeting with.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 4: I don't want to say who it is, but it's
Speaker 4: a guy, a well known person that had Will Ferrell. Yes,
Speaker 4: let's just say it's Will Ferrell, but he's he was
Speaker 4: in Kids in the Hall.
Speaker 3: Okay, a.
Speaker 4: Goatee that was not for a movie part or anything.
Speaker 4: He just had it on and he took it off
Speaker 4: and put it on like a mannequin head for their meeting,
Speaker 4: and they were like, are.
Speaker 3: You doing an acting job right now?
Speaker 4: He's like, no, I just like growing a goatee, but
Speaker 4: I don't want to have to shave it, so I
Speaker 4: just had that hair piece made. So what do you guys?
Speaker 4: And he wasn't kidding, or he was.
Speaker 1: Kidding and really committing to the bit.
Speaker 4: I would think if it was a bit, Howard would know.
Speaker 4: He's hilarious enough.
Speaker 5: Oh, I don't know, he's sharp, he knows comedy.
Speaker 4: But I turned it into a snap on because my
Speaker 4: dad's old. My first step mom had a coworker that
Speaker 4: had a two pin. There was little like denim rivets
Speaker 4: and is surgically implanet and its head and his hair
Speaker 4: would snap on.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 4: There was two buttons, like brass buttons coming out like
Speaker 4: he was a piercing.
Speaker 1: Oh, he's got one of those two thousand and four
Speaker 1: shell necklaces.
Speaker 5: Very much, you too, you passed those out?
Speaker 1: I will Yeah, we just got our drinks.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, listener, you will not believe what we're looking.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you got frosty lemonade.
Speaker 1: Listen, listeners, I'm sorry I made fun of y'all. If
Speaker 1: you could please do me a favor and follow me
Speaker 1: at Evermaynard, because my tour agent said I need to
Speaker 1: have five thousand more followers to start doing more clubs
Speaker 1: for real.
Speaker 2: I wonder if people understand that is how decisions actually
Speaker 2: get made in.
Speaker 1: This stupid is it is it made me cry.
Speaker 5: It's so sad and hopeless.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm like, I feel straw, Oh, thank you,
Speaker 1: and a spoon. I'll take the spoon. Isn't that awful? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was like it's made up?
Speaker 5: Also, can I have a straw?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we got a straw for you. I feel
Speaker 1: I don't want to drink in your nice car. Moment
Speaker 1: of truth. Let's see how this tastes. Test it out?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is a David Hasselhoff of a drink.
Speaker 1: This is nice. I'm not tired anymore. That's a sugar
Speaker 1: straight to the Does it taste good with all your additions? Yes,
Speaker 1: it feels like summer's finally here.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeast infection free ice, Our yeast infection free summers
Speaker 7: are finally here.
Speaker 3: Finally.
Speaker 4: Karen and I have been working for a theme for
Speaker 4: this summer.
Speaker 1: This is it free?
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the summer we really buckled down and
Speaker 2: stopped getting.
Speaker 3: For me, it's just I'm off gluten. Mine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, mine isn't joint painfully it mind's perfect. This is
Speaker 4: actually a great iced coffee and very happy.
Speaker 2: My slushy lemonade is absolutely delicious.
Speaker 3: It is crazy. Then all the toss they had.
Speaker 4: There was a couple of improv guys that did really funny.
Speaker 4: They were like old Chicago improvm.
Speaker 1: TJ and JA.
Speaker 5: It was TJ Yeah and somebody that looked like it.
Speaker 1: Listeners, if you're in a flyover state, remember to follow
Speaker 1: me at Everminard. You're not gonna know.
Speaker 4: Because you've seen commercials per sonic, but it doesn't exist
Speaker 4: where you.
Speaker 1: Live, isn't.
Speaker 5: Isn't Illinois considered a flyover.
Speaker 1: State except for Chicago. Oh so it's lower down, I
Speaker 1: would say, listeners in Illinois except for Chicago. Like Chicago,
Speaker 1: You're the Los Angeles.
Speaker 5: Of the Midwest, Juliet, go fuck yourself.
Speaker 1: Evanston, No you're not. No, you are not. Oh you're
Speaker 1: from Chicago. No you are not. The first girl I
Speaker 1: went on a date with lived in Actually no Skokie.
Speaker 1: How to take that yellow line. I don't mean to brag,
Speaker 1: but would drowned.
Speaker 4: At what age I'm judging.
Speaker 1: That's when I ever threw up sonic drink twenty three
Speaker 1: and my first boyfriend, Chas Pardo one and only we
Speaker 1: also Denim dry humped for about six months and that
Speaker 1: I got in a row yes, and then I couldn't
Speaker 1: figure out always going to the bathroom after our sessions
Speaker 1: because I've still never seen a wiener. Please don't send
Speaker 1: me them. It works, that's how you get five thousand followers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just right there, hey, followers, follow me some of your wiener.
Speaker 6: Whatever it takes, whatever it takes to get back to
Speaker 6: UC Riverside. And uh yeah, so it's like a first
Speaker 6: I guess that's my first step, ladies, if we're gonna
Speaker 6: go on a date, if it's gonna be texting, FaceTime, coffee,
Speaker 6: dry hump, spaghetti.
Speaker 3: Dinner, fabric of the parents, negotiable.
Speaker 1: Spaghetti dinner, so specific, doesn't that sounds so good though?
Speaker 1: Sloppy spaghetti right now?
Speaker 2: Spaghetti at the old spaghetti factory where you have a
Speaker 2: limitless bread. Really no, we should be great there, God
Speaker 2: damn it. Well it looked like they had every chain
Speaker 2: restaurant available here in Santa Nita, so.
Speaker 5: That's it's I bet they have old spaghetti.
Speaker 1: This is incredible. Thank you for the drive, of course.
Speaker 5: Mm, thank you for the guesting.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, so now you can talk about this will
Speaker 2: be like the follow up from the last time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you were just or what were you thinking that
Speaker 4: ever was about to have tops yeah, and then it
Speaker 4: was pretty.
Speaker 2: I mean, now that we've talked about the dry humping,
Speaker 2: let's get it.
Speaker 1: Was really quick. So I decided to do this in
Speaker 1: August and had it had them removed in January, and listeners, uh,
Speaker 1: if you're thinking about it, there was a two year
Speaker 1: wait for the surgeon I wanted. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna lose my shit, like two years.
Speaker 1: I may not even have health insurance. You guys get it,
Speaker 1: totally no, And yeah. I called the nurse in the
Speaker 1: front desk and she was like, listen, we get cancelations
Speaker 1: all the time. Call every other week. So I did
Speaker 1: that and then one just opened up and they're like,
Speaker 1: it's a six am surgery and I was like, great,
Speaker 1: book it.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 4: That's how I get on comedy shows now, yeah, I
Speaker 4: call that. I'm serious last minute. If anyone cancels, I'm.
Speaker 1: I'm available, and yeah, yeah right please, And it was.
Speaker 1: They did a great job. Doctor Daily On. My parents
Speaker 1: were so supportive and helpful.
Speaker 3: Your mom is hilarious.
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's just when you're visiting and
Speaker 4: doing videos.
Speaker 1: She's her comedic timing is Chef's Kiss yeah.
Speaker 3: And great, she plays a good straight man and the like.
Speaker 1: When we first started doing them, I was like, Mom,
Speaker 1: just start yelling at me. The only words you can
Speaker 1: say is it's an issue.
Speaker 3: That's what it was. I was trying to think of
Speaker 3: the catchphrase.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we do this arguing of like it's an
Speaker 1: issue or it's not an issue. And I started throwing
Speaker 1: a fit at an HV just to see what she
Speaker 1: would do, and she lost her shit. It was so funny. Sincerely,
Speaker 1: sincerely like didn't get it, didn't get that it was
Speaker 1: a bit and then like now she gets it. And
Speaker 1: some of the reactions are actually genuine, like I set
Speaker 1: the yard on fire and that one was terrified.
Speaker 4: I've seen I've seen it. I'm a big fan of
Speaker 4: these videos.
Speaker 3: I just remembered that is.
Speaker 1: Real and real dumb and my mom was like, please
Speaker 1: don't do this, and I was like, it's just a
Speaker 1: little gasoline. What could hurt? And I didn't think that
Speaker 1: the would follow the trail back to the can I'm dumb,
Speaker 1: five thousand more followers.
Speaker 2: So you spread gas in a bunch of places?
Speaker 4: No, sorry, it's yeah.
Speaker 1: So I light a little fire and I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: douse it with gasoline, and in my mind, I think
Speaker 1: it's just gonna go into a plume. How it'll die down. Sure,
Speaker 1: that's how it works in the movies. So I and
Speaker 1: it's one of those like gasoline it's like a five
Speaker 1: gallon gasoline jug and it's got the hook nozzle, so
Speaker 1: you really have to tip it over. And the gas
Speaker 1: just followed like like the stream from like a hose
Speaker 1: into the gas container. And I didn't know what to do.
Speaker 1: So I'm like running around screaming at my mom to
Speaker 1: get the water hose, and there's just like a trail
Speaker 1: of gasoline fire following me because I'm too like I
Speaker 1: didn't know how to put it out. I was just
Speaker 1: I knew it was about to like we finally put
Speaker 1: it out. I finally figured out to put it in dirt.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but smart. The internet was like, why are
Speaker 1: you getting water hose? Water's gonna make it worse?
Speaker 3: You went online? Was happening?
Speaker 1: No, no, After I posted the video, all were.
Speaker 3: Like, quick, let me get online, just quick.
Speaker 1: Carry Why do you put out a fire? You lit
Speaker 1: yourself with it? Nozzle?
Speaker 8: Hell, red fozzle, I said, nozzle. Fozzle's not even to
Speaker 8: word it's burning. There goes your bangs. Were you holding
Speaker 8: onto it?
Speaker 4: Yes, and you didn't like, Okay, now I'm gonna start
Speaker 4: roasting you.
Speaker 1: Well, I would let it go and I pick it up,
Speaker 1: and then I'd pick it up again, and then it
Speaker 1: was just like what am I gonna do here?
Speaker 3: I'm just flat. It didn't explode.
Speaker 1: Oh, same everybody. I almost didn't post that video because
Speaker 1: I was mortified, but I was like, it's so funny.
Speaker 1: And then there's this point in it. I don't think
Speaker 1: I posted all of it, but my parents' dog is
Speaker 1: just casually walking by the camera frame. That's like totally
Speaker 1: unaffected by the chaos. And the dog is like ancient,
Speaker 1: it's like thirty years old. Like it's so fucking old
Speaker 1: it just could care less. It's like, I'm ready to die.
Speaker 3: Fired. Wow, that's amazing, But kind of.
Speaker 1: Like you, Chris, when when I you know, I'll double
Speaker 1: down on bits and I'll get you know, during the operation, beforehand,
Speaker 1: the nurse, like my surgeon had a surgeon's nurse and
Speaker 1: she comes in and I didn't prepare anything. I've also
Speaker 1: never had surgery, so I was like, do I need
Speaker 1: to wear like underwear for this? Basic questions. I think
Speaker 1: that's a normal question. I think that's like on all
Speaker 1: the movies and TV shows, it's like, you need to
Speaker 1: be naked. Yeah, yeah, it turns out no. They were like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're just having your breast removed, like keep your underwear
Speaker 1: on please? Right, yeah, you can keep your jeans onto.
Speaker 1: Are we gonna hump?
Speaker 3: I have?
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 4: I've done that before where they give you the smock
Speaker 4: or the gown and I just assume I should be
Speaker 4: naked underneath. I thought it feels great, and then that
Speaker 4: they are like, oh, you're not wearing underwear.
Speaker 1: Fuck.
Speaker 4: I'm like, sorry, you said put this on. You didn't
Speaker 4: tell me what to keep on the underneath? It right,
Speaker 4: It's I bet a lot of people relate to that.
Speaker 1: Well. I didn't know that they were gonna ask me
Speaker 1: so many questions. Again, I'm nervous. My intake was at
Speaker 1: four forty five and the lady goes, how do you
Speaker 1: want your incision? And how do you want your nipples
Speaker 1: to look? Do you want to keep your nipples?
Speaker 3: Oh? We talked about that, what kind of how do
Speaker 3: you want?
Speaker 1: And I just was like big, paper style, just real big.
Speaker 1: I just kept asking for big nipples and like long
Speaker 1: nipples and like flat areolas. And she was like do
Speaker 1: you want that? And I was like no, And then
Speaker 1: the search and came in and I did it again.
Speaker 1: I was so nervous and nobody laughed.
Speaker 5: You would not stop riffing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they were like do you They were very serious,
Speaker 1: there were you like, just surprise me? I was like
Speaker 1: just I was like, just man, nipples.
Speaker 3: Isn't tattoos or is it?
Speaker 1: They're real? So they they take them off, they preserve
Speaker 1: them on ice, and then they trim them to your liking.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding?
Speaker 3: That's amazing?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Or they stretch them out too, which is what
Speaker 1: I was asking for. They did not get it. They
Speaker 1: didn't like it. That was my last interaction with these people.
Speaker 3: Cut them into heart shaped.
Speaker 1: So okay. The reason why they were asking that is
Speaker 1: because somebody did get custom heart shaped nipples before the
Speaker 1: person the day before me and I found that out
Speaker 1: over Instagram. I think they were bragging about it.
Speaker 3: It just flew out of your mouth effortlessly. I would.
Speaker 3: I would. I think that's great.
Speaker 1: No it's not. Yes, you would, yes, you absolutely.
Speaker 3: My shirt hasn't been public in a decade.
Speaker 1: I take my shirt off all the time.
Speaker 2: Now, wait, let's hear about that experience, because that's is
Speaker 2: that like the most fun to do?
Speaker 1: Yes? But also I have a plethora of shitty tattoos
Speaker 1: that I forgot about. One is Vincent van Gogh's Starry Night,
Speaker 1: No buildings, just the sky, which was a choice because
Speaker 1: I hated the village underneath storry Night. And now the
Speaker 1: sun or the moon has faded, so it's just part Anyways,
Speaker 1: I took my shirt off for the first time at
Speaker 1: the beach and my friends were looking at me and
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I gained a little weight, assholes,
Speaker 1: and they were like, no, we didn't realize you have
Speaker 1: so many tattoos. Oh really, that is when my shame happened.
Speaker 1: I've got emo stars, uh, tin man, I have a
Speaker 1: Book of Revelations tattoo. Isn't that fun? Well, I didn't
Speaker 1: realize alpha Omega was in the Book of Revelations, so
Speaker 1: I have an alpha omega. It looks like a sorority
Speaker 1: tattoo from when I was Christian. I thought it would
Speaker 1: I would be like the death cap for Cutie of Christians. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Indie tattoo.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, it.
Speaker 1: Turns out least chill. So now you guys understand the
Speaker 1: tiny banks, right, you were trying to cover a lot
Speaker 1: of genres back then. It sounds like, but I love it.
Speaker 1: I am. I am shirtless all the time.
Speaker 4: I just I saw you after the podcast after your surgery.
Speaker 3: Remember we bumped into each other on the street.
Speaker 4: We were both at the same corner waiting for it
Speaker 4: to let us walk, and you were tucking in your
Speaker 4: shirt and it just seemed.
Speaker 3: Like you were excited.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, and you're meeting some friends I think
Speaker 4: at Lowboy, and you looked happy and excited.
Speaker 1: Yeah, congratulations, thank you. Yeah, what a sweet memory to share.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you were tucking in the shirt. It's very symbolic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was nice. I was like, look at this
Speaker 1: nice flat ship. Yeah, filt, great.
Speaker 3: Line, your slaves rolled up.
Speaker 1: You were I love looking like a little beefy cowboy.
Speaker 3: Are you kidding? I was to be honest. I was like,
Speaker 3: have you been lifting?
Speaker 1: I love to lift?
Speaker 3: Do you really?
Speaker 1: I do?
Speaker 3: Okay, well make me laugh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, even though I thought you were serious, I still
Speaker 4: laugh because you said I love.
Speaker 1: I love to live the cowboy. Well it's my most
Speaker 1: favorite thing too, because I do like heavy weights, which
Speaker 1: is also like I work out in South Pasadena, which
Speaker 1: is conservative light like Pasadena's conservative South past. You're getting
Speaker 1: in a mix of folks, but all of like the
Speaker 1: older people working out there, especially the men, can't figure
Speaker 1: out what I am because I don't have breast. I
Speaker 1: present very masculine, and it's always really fun to big
Speaker 1: dog on them on like the chest presses, especially, like
Speaker 1: to just see them watch me do it, because I
Speaker 1: know that they think I'm gonna fail. Yeah, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: try it. This guy was like can I work in?
Speaker 1: He couldn't work in? Oh, that's great, and it felt
Speaker 1: so good.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 1: It felt so good. I was like, yeah, a little
Speaker 1: little butcher dike over here.
Speaker 3: That's terrific.
Speaker 1: Outpressed you.
Speaker 3: You have to move the pup.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you pat him lightly on the back and
Speaker 2: get a low rub like it's I did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hit his I hit his upper thigh. I say, it's.
Speaker 2: Okay, condescending, pat, Hey, you're fine.
Speaker 1: You just gotta get some more reps and together, let's
Speaker 1: work through this and me kid, don't cry.
Speaker 3: I'd like our relationship to conclude.
Speaker 1: No, No, is that how you break up with people?
Speaker 4: I like our relationship to monotone robot voice.
Speaker 1: Things aren't working out.
Speaker 3: Interaction is no landboid, short and sweet.
Speaker 1: That's the way I like to keep it.
Speaker 3: Bangs, that is.
Speaker 1: Wise. I like a nice Scandinavian bang. I feel like
Speaker 1: that should be a sonic item. Yeah. Can I get
Speaker 1: the Scandinavian bang with it with fresh lime? Does anybody
Speaker 1: want to try this? I feel like, you know, I've
Speaker 1: got lime at the house. I'm going to put a
Speaker 1: lime wedge in it, okay, and I'm going to pretend
Speaker 1: I'm a soccer mom ooh and the t ball mom Ooh.
Speaker 1: That's good. Wait, it's pretty nice, cherry, what was the real?
Speaker 1: And bargs root beerot beer.
Speaker 4: That's good nice, and that's called the Summer Suicide.
Speaker 3: Might as well?
Speaker 2: Yeahs here in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 5: Ever, do you have anything to plug?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, just my Instagram at a remaynerd e
Speaker 1: V E R M A I N A r D.
Speaker 2: If you would only understand, listener, how the power you
Speaker 2: have in your hands right now to get ever booked?
Speaker 1: I need booking. Yes, And they said, well, when you
Speaker 1: get five thousand more followers, it'll be a lot easier
Speaker 1: and I Jesus wept. I was like, I finally got
Speaker 1: all of these credits. You get you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: You work hard? Yes, And then like a twenty year
Speaker 1: old Twink with like one hundred thousand Instagram followers is like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do comedy and yeah, and you're like, I'm malfunctioning. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't get I'm like, there's no jokes. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: saying seven words. The Twink took all the jokes for
Speaker 1: pride mine. That's not fair.
Speaker 3: It's just a phase through.
Speaker 1: But I'm doing a solo show called Autist, and I
Speaker 1: don't know when it'll start touring the country. Well, it's
Speaker 1: my dad's middle name, So it's a solo show about
Speaker 1: me and my father and my transition and stories from
Speaker 1: like where I grew up and we're developed. Are we
Speaker 1: about to see a tea bone a collision? Oh my god, listeners,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what a dig Yeah? Wow, convertible Mercedes.
Speaker 5: You can't trust them.
Speaker 1: You can't trust them. Of course, it's a twin.
Speaker 3: Yeah, get out of here. Seven jokes.
Speaker 1: But July tenth, I'll be doing it again at Nico's
Speaker 1: and Atwater And then if you follow me, you'll see
Speaker 1: where I'm coming to your town.
Speaker 2: That's how you do it, Taco bell style. You have
Speaker 2: to download get those followers.
Speaker 1: Megan, if you could please like, please follow me and
Speaker 1: then tag my rep Megan so she can see. This
Speaker 1: one's for Megan. It's going out to Megan.
Speaker 3: I don't know where she is, but I know the carpet's blue.
Speaker 1: Drapes.
Speaker 2: Matt, Megan, you know what, if you don't make this happen,
Speaker 2: someone else will make it happen.
Speaker 1: Thank you, l A p D Listen.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I like how your voice often has a
Speaker 4: laugh incorporated into it.
Speaker 3: Become a robot.
Speaker 5: It's like half a mile ago.
Speaker 3: It's weird.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's sticking, but I meant it what I said
Speaker 4: as much as a machine can mean the things you've
Speaker 4: been listening to.
Speaker 3: Do you need a ride?
Speaker 1: D y n a Ar.
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Speaker 1: Produced by Analie Nelson by Edson Choi. Our talent booker
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Speaker 3: Theme song by Karen Kilgarrett.
Speaker 5: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.
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Speaker 3: Oh, you're welcome.