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Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. Re scared her? Was it fine? Malcorn?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 4: to ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: And this is karenkl Gariff.

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Speaker 3: I love the brevity on that one.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, let's just get to it. I'm excited about today's guest,

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Speaker 3: And yes, normally we drive around and chit chat.

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Speaker 4: But if you want a solo episode, go somewhere else,

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Speaker 4: because we already have an amazing guest. You know them

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Speaker 4: from clubs and colleges throughout the country. Put your ears

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Speaker 1: Wow, thank you guys so much. What a very kind intro.

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Speaker 3: Oh sure, sure that was one of my better ones

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Speaker 1: I thought it was great. Yeah, you guys all know

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Speaker 2: Did you kill that one? I mean, did the investors buy?

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Speaker 2: She's so creative that she is making being a narcissist

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Speaker 1: A way, guys, you don't get it. She translates pain

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Speaker 6: That's her way of saying, guys, I take ship does

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Speaker 1: Oh got me a snort?

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Speaker 4: I have never I've seen sonic commercials in every state

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Speaker 3: They advertise I.

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Speaker 1: Think the only place. Look what happened here?

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Speaker 5: That person took a left from the not left turn?

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Speaker 1: The best ice.

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Speaker 3: I'm not thirsty. I just got Kenneth.

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Speaker 1: And tell you what tiny bangs are on the No

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Speaker 1: No list?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I bet you see those in it.

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Speaker 5: It comes back.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, everyone, this is from an old wake.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, this one is from a wake gone wrong. They

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Speaker 1: Nothing wrong you take eight hour naps. That's insane. Press dude,

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Speaker 3: It's all math to me.

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Speaker 4: No, I'm another dimension many Charles Manson impression.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna please, I'm going to drink it.

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Speaker 4: While answering every question in true ventriloquist styles, the answer is.

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Speaker 3: I always joke. How those guys do that?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you have to name your business, what you sell.

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Speaker 1: little red porch? That was the rock? That was actually

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Speaker 1: but that just taught meat on his bones.

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Speaker 1: If you live in Iowa, you'll never see him. So

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Speaker 1: to You don't need to know this. Fly over steak

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Speaker 1: fuck you. Fly over State.

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Speaker 4: I ain't anywhere that isn't an airport hub for Delta.

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Speaker 4: Carsinaria is so much prettier. The carpentery, which is a story.

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Speaker 5: I don't know, I don't know anything.

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Speaker 4: If it's if it's history that I should know about,

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Speaker 2: Maybe maybe while you're there you could find out the

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Speaker 2: next June when we book you for a Howur Pride

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Speaker 3: Five.

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Speaker 1: Maynard does Kentucky. We gotta we gotta get it early. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Look at those cherries.

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Speaker 1: Have you'll ever seen a psychic? What do you name cherry?

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Speaker 5: That's part of my stroke. No do you guys see cherries?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. Man, there's a big blue ghost in

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Speaker 1: One time, my friend and I got so high. Have

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Speaker 1: If you want to have a nightmare, if if you're

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Speaker 1: We could both hear them.

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Speaker 4: This seems like a faulty gummy. It sounds if it's

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Speaker 1: Feels it sounds like a government gummy when I say it,

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Speaker 1: like that, doesn't it. Do you guys believe in conspiracy theories? Oh? Yeah, absolutely.

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Speaker 3: I have a tattoo of an eye on a pyramid.

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Speaker 3: Do you really know. But I made you think I did, man, and.

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Speaker 1: That's the man.

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Speaker 4: I yeah, I'm amazed that that they it's some government

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm dating good. I'm like two yoga

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Speaker 1: teachers away from believing in qan. You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Please be careful. I really have to guys, relaxed. She

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Speaker 2: Okay, healthy, It's like do you hear do you hear

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Speaker 1: They come out only once every seven years? And you

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Speaker 4: Now get back in that child's post.

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Speaker 1: Wow? Yeah, what if you open up to Yeah?

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Speaker 4: maybe it's just it's just crazy. You both hurd crickets.

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Speaker 1: That's actually I'm also not good at daytime. High for me,

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Speaker 2: I got waking and baking.

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Speaker 1: No, you wake and bake. That's one of my favorite

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Speaker 1: things in the world. Tell me, how does it? How

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Speaker 2: I think it's I love rebellion, okay, And I don't

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Speaker 2: I can't believe you're doing this vibe, which is like

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Speaker 2: I'm going back to my roots when I was a young,

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Speaker 1: and sinker whatever you wanted to do. I would be like, yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: like I like, baby, oh, what are they moving here?

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Speaker 4: I went there once and David Hasselhoff was life.

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Speaker 1: This is such a lie.

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Speaker 4: He was in a seersucker like suit with a barbershop

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Speaker 3: Look at those balls he heard. That's what he said.

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Speaker 1: That's what David has.

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Speaker 4: Because they make the horses run by tinkering with their

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Speaker 1: He's still around, right, Yeah, yeah, I heard late and

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, here we go, another great down

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Speaker 4: He's just he's performing right now electronic music in Germany.

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Speaker 4: He wants the wall, he wants the burloin wall to

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Speaker 4: Yes, I think he just likes likes partying. And he

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Speaker 5: Because he parties.

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Speaker 1: So he's parties.

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Speaker 2: He's not just gonna go to the racetrack and be

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Speaker 2: He drank like like ten whiskey sours. And then he

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Speaker 1: He's the mayor of the horse race, Santa Anita Park

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Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, I'm gonna whiskey ginger it up. Everyone's like,

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Speaker 1: It's always mine.

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Speaker 1: He's like, I'm dam off, it's where's the sand.

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Speaker 3: I think he said he's Isaac Asimov. Cool.

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Speaker 1: I loved you on Lord of the Rings Man. Dude,

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Speaker 1: if we're at where I think we're at, there's gonna

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Speaker 1: look at that. I've been to this one.

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Speaker 3: Oh how did you know?

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Speaker 5: That looks like it's in Hawaii.

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Speaker 1: I've been to this one. Man, not inside. I got

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Speaker 5: Dude, you're only in it for the cuisine.

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Speaker 1: I had no idea we were this close to this outback.

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Speaker 3: I have never been to Arcadia.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're we're far away.

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Speaker 4: If you're following along on a map, we've made it

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Speaker 1: I gotta tell you. I only came here once at night?

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Speaker 5: Are you scared?

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Speaker 1: Right now? I gotta be here more? No, If anything,

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Speaker 1: this is like, this place is beautiful, man, it is

443
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:38,280
Speaker 1: very nice.

444
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:38,800
Speaker 3: Yeah.

445
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:42,200
Speaker 1: I like all the highways and yeah.

446
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:44,280
Speaker 4: That happens a lot on this podcast. Well I'll just

447
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:47,399
Speaker 4: be like, what is this beautiful town and it'll just

448
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 4: be downtown of you know, Pasadena.

449
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:51,960
Speaker 3: I've just never seen it.

450
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:56,879
Speaker 1: A cool part of Bourbank. Whoa Burbank is really booming? Incredible?

451
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 4: You know what it is is we are all just

452
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 4: driving around. It's rare other than this podcast that I'm

453
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:06,439
Speaker 4: a passenger in a car looking out the windows, and

454
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 4: I think it's that. Usually we're just driving and you know,

455
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:14,120
Speaker 4: if we're responsible, keeping our eyes on the road lines.

456
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:16,280
Speaker 1: Doing my best. Although there is a BJ's, it's hard

457
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,960
Speaker 1: not to look at that. We could we could go there.

458
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,880
Speaker 1: It's pretty great in there. Do you need a ride?

459
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:26,040
Speaker 1: Do we need a table? Is more like it?

460
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 4: Have you ever a I know, I've just never been there.

461
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 4: I find their name to be childish.

462
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:34,560
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well it's fun inside, especially if you're from central

463
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,000
Speaker 1: Texas and your town finally gets a BJ's in the mall.

464
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:37,800
Speaker 5: Amazing.

465
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:42,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a fun one to say. Yeah, I'm gonna

466
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:44,000
Speaker 1: go give a BJ in the mall, go get a

467
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:44,240
Speaker 1: b J.

468
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,720
Speaker 4: Do they have Is it like one of those family

469
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:51,280
Speaker 4: restaurants that has knick knacks and brick a brack.

470
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 2: It's like a gastro pub, but the out back steakhouse version.

471
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,919
Speaker 2: So yeah, they have like a hundred beers and like

472
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:03,000
Speaker 2: pizzas and little tins that they bring to the table

473
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,680
Speaker 2: in the little tin, it's like a cool Applebee's.

474
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:05,880
Speaker 1: Man.

475
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't I think we're getting sidetracked. I my

476
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:11,119
Speaker 4: eyes are on going to my first ever sonic.

477
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:11,879
Speaker 5: Now we're doing that.

478
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:17,359
Speaker 1: We're doing that. Okay, Oh we haven't worried. No, no, no, no, no, no,

479
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 1: don't worry about it. Have you all been to a

480
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:20,920
Speaker 1: psychic before? Oh?

481
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 3: Yeah you met?

482
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:26,199
Speaker 1: No, yes I have. I have as well. Do you

483
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,240
Speaker 1: want to discuss it? Well, I didn't know if we

484
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:31,159
Speaker 1: had anything in specific to talk about, but this is

485
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,920
Speaker 1: a good topic. Yes, I'd love to hear your psychic story.

486
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:37,480
Speaker 1: So I've got two psychic stories that I'd like to share.

487
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 1: Great one I just saw last night and it was

488
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:43,359
Speaker 1: a gift from a friend. She was very talented. Oh

489
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 1: it just happened. It just happened, Okay, but I'm like,

490
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 1: this is you're not. It felt like more life coachy,

491
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 1: oh than a download. Excuse me, they download? You're always

492
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:02,640
Speaker 1: searching for thanks, Okay, I know this. Do you have

493
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:04,920
Speaker 1: like any messages for me? Or what do you see

494
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 1: with my career? Like who should I look out for?

495
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,760
Speaker 1: Or are there any distinctive landmarks or is there something

496
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 1: that you know spirit is telling me to work for?

497
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 1: She said, well, we don't like to do that because

498
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 1: then you close yourself off. But you need to know

499
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 1: you're right where you are. And I was like, all right, yes,

500
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,439
Speaker 1: we all I fucking can tell people that over a

501
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 1: zoom for fifty bucks. Like all right, lady, thank you.

502
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:31,040
Speaker 1: I feel so refreshed. No, me ah, you know I

503
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:34,880
Speaker 1: do okay, listeners, I do practice Buddhism, So get off

504
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 1: my ass, especially you in Oklahoma, please. So then I

505
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 1: go see this psychic before she moved to Spain, Lucinda. Now, Lucinda,

506
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:49,680
Speaker 1: I did meet through mutual friends and tiny banks not

507
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:54,240
Speaker 1: the same. Yes, and here's my first meeting with Lucinda.

508
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 1: Right when I sat down, she goes you and you

509
00:27:56,880 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 1: and tiny banks. No, she was like, I loved Tiny Banks,

510
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:05,399
Speaker 1: but it's codependent. She's keeping you repressed. Wow, you should not.

511
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:08,200
Speaker 1: She's like, if you stay with her, you should start

512
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:11,639
Speaker 1: going to codependence anonymous.

513
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 3: Oh wow, and like and she was talking about a friend.

514
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 1: Yes, wow, and like saying all this stuff. And I

515
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 1: was like maybe thirty thirty one at the time, and

516
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,480
Speaker 1: I was like okay, but I was like, I love her.

517
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,879
Speaker 1: I could change her, you know. Lesbian's we love to

518
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 1: do that. So I'm like, I'm gonna go see her again.

519
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:31,239
Speaker 1: I did end things with Tiny Banks, best decision of

520
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:34,359
Speaker 1: my life. Tiny Banks would also show up at my

521
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 1: house at seven am and drop off little presents to

522
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:38,920
Speaker 1: get back to me.

523
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's.

524
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 1: Back with me. And it was a nervous behavior and

525
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 1: I was like, please please stop. Like I you know too,

526
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 1: if I had a guest over, you know that that

527
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:53,680
Speaker 1: was potential drama.

528
00:28:53,920 --> 00:29:01,080
Speaker 4: Like a like a for one braid one from tiny.

529
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 3: Bangs versus one braid.

530
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 1: Some girls got long braids. It's just one clump.

531
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:12,240
Speaker 4: I can't keep it, not a braid of bangs. For

532
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 4: some reason, wanted to be right up front.

533
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:20,720
Speaker 1: Ladies, ladies, why do we gotta fight? Come on, Lucinda

534
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 1: works worked for the Scotland Yard and the LAPD. She

535
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 1: does like all this crazy stuff like everything I'll I

536
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 1: re listened to the tapes to compare, and there were

537
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 1: some similarities, like I know I'm gonna have a daughter.

538
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 1: I know this daughter like it was recorded I record

539
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 1: my set, so I recorded it with a new psychic

540
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 1: just to see okay, and this daughter keeps coming up

541
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,560
Speaker 1: of like who's gonna love horses, Who's gonna be sassy?

542
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 1: And I'm like, great, I'm gonna have a one braided

543
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 1: little girl. But then everything Lucinda has said, the good

544
00:29:56,520 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 1: one lap D Lucinda tracking down the those bodies yea,

545
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 1: you know, has come true to like she would describe

546
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:10,880
Speaker 1: the rooms, like what the people would look like, like

547
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 1: how I would be feeling certain like landmarks, so we're

548
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 1: I'll be like, oh, this is what Listen has been

549
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:21,280
Speaker 1: talking about. I knew when I walked into this particular

550
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 1: comedy club. I think it's called like the Haha House,

551
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 1: the Chuckle House in Burbank, or like North Hollywood ha

552
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 1: simply the ha ha.

553
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, it's neither a house nor a room.

554
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 1: It's just ha. It's the concept of.

555
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 4: Like a hovering cherry. That's the first place I ever

556
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:43,080
Speaker 4: did comedy.

557
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 3: Really.

558
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, when you see the psychic, though, do what do

559
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:48,480
Speaker 4: you come with?

560
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 3: Do you give? Did they look at your hand?

561
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 1: So? Is it a little piece of your t shirt?

562
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 1: I give them a tooth. They're like, we.

563
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 3: Didn't ask for that, all right?

564
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 2: They throw it back like an aspirin and they're like,

565
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 2: got it, I have all your answers.

566
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 4: It comes out like a fortune cookie, piece of paper

567
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 4: out of it.

568
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 1: I can just pull it out.

569
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 3: You go there, it's your fortune.

570
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 2: If you if you could know for a fact that

571
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 2: what the psychic is going to say to you was

572
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,080
Speaker 2: true as long as you gave them your tooth.

573
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 1: Rule of all time, well, then you could put in

574
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 1: you know, like those old pianos where you could put

575
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 1: the little tape in it and it played like dingy d.

576
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 1: You actually had to decipher your fortune by that. Listen,

577
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 1: I'm waking up from an apple, Okay, I got that

578
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 1: piano reference.

579
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 4: Yes, And it just took me back to a wild

580
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 4: West town where there's every three o'clock there's a fake

581
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 4: gun fight and somebody news falls into a horse trough.

582
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:59,280
Speaker 1: But back to L A. P. D. Respect so true.

583
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 5: Uh, this time she did it again.

584
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 1: So I've seen her three times. And then in twenty

585
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 1: nineteen her husband got really sick so they moved to Spain,

586
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 1: where he was from. But I got a reading at

587
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 1: the tail end of twenty nineteen and one in May,

588
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 1: and then some in like twenty eighteen and sixteen, and

589
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,720
Speaker 1: I re listened to those tapes every now and then,

590
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 1: like described to a t what my current manager looks like,

591
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 1: and described a haha room I'd never been to the haha.

592
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 1: And then when I walked in to do a warm upset,

593
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I think my manager will be

594
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 1: here and he was wow, and I was like, I'm

595
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 1: really going to perform the show. The host said starts

596
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 1: at seven. We didn't start till nine. This was like

597
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 1: for a taping, so like you we're all getting COVID

598
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 1: testing and like before and during, and I was like, hey,

599
00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 1: can I go? But first, like, no one's wearing a mask,

600
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:03,520
Speaker 1: so this was like twenty twenty two, maybe yeah, yeah,

601
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 1: And the guy's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll put you

602
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 1: at fifth and I'm like, motherfucker. Everyone's doing twenty to

603
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 1: thirty minutes. And he tries to give me the light.

604
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 1: At ten, I was like fuck you you know, like

605
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 1: yeah no, And sure enough Aaron was there. I had

606
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 1: a great set. Wow, and she knew. So I showcased

607
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 1: in New York for SNL. She described the hotel room

608
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 1: I was staying at, like she's very good, like the carpets.

609
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:35,960
Speaker 4: With rooms, though it's I always want to know, like, yeah,

610
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 4: enough about the carpet.

611
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 3: Am I gonna get out?

612
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 1: Now? Getting out?

613
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 3: No, I can work.

614
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 1: She's like something's coming up, and it's like, you know,

615
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 1: sometimes you don't want to hear it. It's like there's

616
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 1: really good energy around it. You're gonna feel supported. It

617
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 1: may not be what you want, but something better is

618
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 1: coming around the corner. And it's true. You just take

619
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 1: what you want leave the rest. But she's you know,

620
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 1: talked about partners that I've had or that I will have,

621
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 1: and it's just kind of like nice. Yeah, I enjoy it. Yeah,

622
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 1: I think it's a gift.

623
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:12,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I certainly believe in it.

624
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 4: But I'm still apprehensive, like I don't want to I'm

625
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 4: always worried it's going to be bad news.

626
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,319
Speaker 3: So I just have avoided like in.

627
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 5: The movies where the U touch the psychic's hand and

628
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 5: then they.

629
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 1: Go, yeah, they go dinner. Remember that one.

630
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:33,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just no, no, no. The death Card's a

631
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 4: good thing. You know how many times I've heard that.

632
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,279
Speaker 4: I talked the words on it.

633
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:42,720
Speaker 2: I talked to a psychic one time, who this stuff.

634
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 2: There's a lot of kind of general kind of like

635
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:49,239
Speaker 2: I don't know stuff that I was like, okay, sure,

636
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:52,479
Speaker 2: like maybe, but then she said, there's somebody here.

637
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:55,800
Speaker 1: She's old lady.

638
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:57,840
Speaker 2: I think her name's Anne, and I'm like, that's my

639
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 2: grandma Anne. And she's like and you used to do

640
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 2: the dishes with her and laugh a lot. And she

641
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:07,279
Speaker 2: literally described like the thing like at every major we

642
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 2: are here.

643
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,880
Speaker 1: We're here, and like, look we pull up to our

644
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:15,319
Speaker 1: own little thing, right, I don't think so, probably not here.

645
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 1: They're probably too dumb. He's fucking losers roller skates. That

646
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,400
Speaker 1: is so beautiful though. About Grandma coming to visit.

647
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 5: I really loved it.

648
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,759
Speaker 2: And also she was the withholding Irish grandma, so I

649
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,400
Speaker 2: was shocked that it wasn't my other grandma. So I

650
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 2: was just like, oh really, she came to say she

651
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 2: loved doing that with me, and blah blah blah.

652
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,359
Speaker 1: It was the like sweetest.

653
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 5: Thing that is.

654
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:46,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe she is learning in the afterlife. It would

655
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 1: be so funny if we didn't even stop you.

656
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 5: Just looking at it.

657
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,800
Speaker 2: I figure we would do the drive through because we

658
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 2: don't really have the kind of time where we sit

659
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 2: here right right enjoy the parking lot.

660
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:05,240
Speaker 4: Plus it's anything like the movies. They'll put that tray

661
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 4: up in the window.

662
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 3: I'll just shatter and.

663
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:08,919
Speaker 1: Then we'll get a call. There'll be a big bank

664
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 1: robbery and we'll have to go.

665
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:13,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll say ribs to go, and then the carl

666
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:13,839
Speaker 4: tip over.

667
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 1: You know those fat really objectifying everything today. I mean,

668
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 1: it's one of the listen I saw psychic. She talked

669
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 1: about a big braided woman.

670
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:30,799
Speaker 3: And described the next five carpets I'd be near.

671
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 1: I'd be lunching. More like, look out for this dark floral.

672
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 5: It's in your future.

673
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 1: Don't eat the M and m's off it when you spill,

674
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 1: when you're so high that you hear crickets. Yeah, it's

675
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:47,840
Speaker 1: not your friend. Did I tell you all my uncle's

676
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:48,320
Speaker 1: a priest.

677
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 3: No, I don't believe. Even on the last episode we

678
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 3: talked about that.

679
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,759
Speaker 1: The last episode was a little unhinged.

680
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:56,720
Speaker 5: Yes, it was it was fun.

681
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 1: Okay, you were scared.

682
00:36:58,080 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 4: You were about to go in for a scary surgery,

683
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 4: which we'll talk about at some point if you'd care to.

684
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, yeah we can. We can talk about

685
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,160
Speaker 1: it after my priest uncle.

686
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:08,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, that's doggy.

687
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 1: Okay, great. The priest uncle just kind of keeping in

688
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 1: track with, you know, being a psychic and blah blah blah.

689
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 1: He became a site, He became a He became a

690
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 1: priest at age forty, lived in rural Texas, like Cornfield,

691
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 1: dirt road style. He said, at two am he heard

692
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:28,279
Speaker 1: he heard Dodd's voice to like leave everything and become

693
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 1: a priest. He did that. We're sitting on the porch

694
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:36,360
Speaker 1: this past Christmas and he's casually talking about his friend

695
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 1: who performs exorcisms, and it was like, is that really real?

696
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 1: And he was like, yes, there's a school in Chicago

697
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 1: that teaches us how to perform exorcisms. What And I

698
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:49,920
Speaker 1: was like trying to get more out of it. I

699
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,320
Speaker 1: was like, you can't just like say two or three sentences.

700
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,879
Speaker 1: I was like, so it's real. How do you do it?

701
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 1: How do you know? And he was like, well, you

702
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 1: invite the spirits in when you ask too many questions

703
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:02,799
Speaker 1: about it, you're too curious, or you watch like a

704
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 1: lot of like movies about it.

705
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 3: Oh the movie part of my.

706
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 1: God, I doubt the movie part I doubt, but he

707
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 1: like shut it down. I was like, so is it

708
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 1: a big exorcism we're doing here or like a small one,

709
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:15,880
Speaker 1: and he's like, it's all you know. We don't like

710
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,920
Speaker 1: to talk about it. We don't want to give the

711
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 1: spirits two more too many powers. And I was like,

712
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:23,799
Speaker 1: you're kind of lying here, Bud.

713
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, are these grown men playing with the Ouiji board?

714
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 4: They're like Perker.

715
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 1: Brothers the Devil?

716
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 3: Are you here the devil? Can we call you that?

717
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:34,920
Speaker 1: Hay, the devil?

718
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 3: Where do you prefer? Busy bel bub?

719
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:43,280
Speaker 2: But the idea, my first thought is there's a place

720
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:44,719
Speaker 2: in Chicago that teaches you.

721
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 1: Right next to ioh. There's your you have to write

722
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 1: that TV show?

723
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 3: Oh and then I have clown class.

724
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:58,480
Speaker 5: What if I failed exorcism school? That would be so heartbreaking?

725
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:01,799
Speaker 1: Yea? Does it? Everybody know what they want? Well, once

726
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:06,360
Speaker 1: we get to the ultimate drink stop menu, gotcheah.

727
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:10,359
Speaker 4: I of course would all the food I would throw

728
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:11,240
Speaker 4: right in my face.

729
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 3: But I'm not going to why not well, because it's

730
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:16,160
Speaker 3: a sound issue, right that.

731
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, we don't want.

732
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:20,239
Speaker 3: To be like yeah, yeah, that's the one I answer

733
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:20,920
Speaker 3: my people.

734
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,160
Speaker 1: Drinks are different.

735
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:26,279
Speaker 4: No, but they love it when we run a razor

736
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 4: blade against a length of leather.

737
00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 5: Certain, but you know, look at the boba in that

738
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:32,800
Speaker 5: slush float.

739
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:41,360
Speaker 1: The self confidence of ordering a chicken slinger. Would you

740
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,280
Speaker 1: eat for dinner tonight? A chicken slinger?

741
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 5: Chicken slinger? Stop asking me so many questions.

742
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't talk like that in this house.

743
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:53,439
Speaker 1: Drinks and slushes for a long quarter pound cony.

744
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 3: These are all like gatty gangster.

745
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,959
Speaker 1: Nicknames, that chicas linger.

746
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:04,280
Speaker 2: They're all named after different horses from the Santa Anita track.

747
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:11,440
Speaker 3: All of the one pound of stabby flat tops. Give

748
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:11,920
Speaker 3: me a bucket.

749
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:18,320
Speaker 4: Hush, babies, be quiet there, baby, are you close? This

750
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:21,600
Speaker 4: uncle of yours.

751
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:21,840
Speaker 5: Stopped talking so we can do this.

752
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,280
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, mar to be talked about.

753
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:25,280
Speaker 5: We have to focus.

754
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 4: Oh my god, can I upgrade the groopy fries to

755
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 4: gravy fries?

756
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 1: Hi?

757
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 2: Can I get a medium lemonade slush?

758
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,720
Speaker 1: We have We're gonna have four drinks total?

759
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 5: Yeah?

760
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:44,320
Speaker 3: Can I get a small iced coffee.

761
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 1: What do you have iced coffee? Can we get a

762
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 1: small ice coffee?

763
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 3: I know, I'm sorry.

764
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:55,640
Speaker 1: And then I want to say it like a slushie

765
00:40:56,440 --> 00:41:01,799
Speaker 1: with bargs root beer and a chair? Okay? And then

766
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 1: can I get a root beer slushy? Do you have those?

767
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:07,560
Speaker 1: And can? Would you put a cherry in it? Thank you?

768
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:11,440
Speaker 2: Cherry flavor? Oh I'm so sorry. Cherry yeah, cherry flavor?

769
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:16,320
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, the flavor? Yeah? Both and a cherry. Do

770
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 1: you want to drink? All right?

771
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 4: How about a mini hand mixed Master shake o chocolate?

772
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:25,239
Speaker 1: Okay?

773
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 2: And then can we get a mini hand mixed Master

774
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:35,320
Speaker 2: Shake in Oreo chocolate flavor? Yeah, it's Oreo cheesecake.

775
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 1: Do you want that? Jesus, that's what you've got?

776
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:39,320
Speaker 5: Okay, that's it?

777
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:43,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, the poor drink? Can I get lime? Yeah? Can

778
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 1: I get We'll ask at the window.

779
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:45,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's it.

780
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:48,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask for a fresh lime.

781
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 4: I just want you to know you handled that very well.

782
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 4: I almost got frustrated as you and asked him and

783
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 4: then oddly as myself.

784
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:00,319
Speaker 1: Well.

785
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:03,319
Speaker 2: Also, have you ever heard a person speak quicker or

786
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 2: quieter to drive through us?

787
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:05,640
Speaker 1: Like?

788
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 5: This is not good communication?

789
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 3: Yeah?

790
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 4: And I would base that solely on how many times

791
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 4: you've had to ask us to repeat it.

792
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:16,239
Speaker 3: Your silence is not making us.

793
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 5: Oh also, we've never been here. What does your double

794
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:21,799
Speaker 5: master about? We don't.

795
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, is it a shaker? Is it a pie?

796
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:29,759
Speaker 1: Trying to be so creative? Did you just get an

797
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 1: iced coffee cruise? I have to.

798
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 4: I'm having a rheumatoid flare up. And they said, don't

799
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 4: eat anything fun fun, Yeah, sugar. So I'm just like,

800
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:45,759
Speaker 4: what about caffeine?

801
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 3: They said, not that either. Now breaking the rules.

802
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:54,320
Speaker 4: But I'm supposed to just be eating you know, zucchini

803
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 4: squiggles and pretending it's pasta.

804
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 1: I love doing that.

805
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 4: But it will it will work, and then I'll be

806
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,960
Speaker 4: out of it and I won't have to take drugs

807
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 4: and that's good.

808
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 3: Yeah. So it's just I knew it was happening.

809
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:10,880
Speaker 4: And then they took a blood test and they're like,

810
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:12,760
Speaker 4: what are you eighty years old?

811
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:16,400
Speaker 3: You know how doctors like to roast you? Yeah? Yeah,

812
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 3: but I'm fine, But of course I want delicious all

813
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:25,360
Speaker 3: those things. Of course I want a breakfast toaster. That's

814
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 3: an appliance, not a food. I'm sorry, I have problems

815
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:28,720
Speaker 3: with the menu.

816
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:33,359
Speaker 1: It's also a scattered menu. Yeah, it's based in.

817
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:38,400
Speaker 2: Anxiety, and it's gonna make you panic order because the

818
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,440
Speaker 2: drinks are the ones with all the variables.

819
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 5: So why isn't there a drinks menu first?

820
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 3: Yeah?

821
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 5: Right, and then we.

822
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 2: Go from there into what everyone knows is burger, chicken strips, whatever.

823
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 3: Yeah.

824
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:53,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's make a menu, but have it reel similar

825
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:55,200
Speaker 4: to advanced algebra.

826
00:43:55,800 --> 00:44:02,319
Speaker 1: Don't bring that into this good disgusting. I don't even

827
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 1: know if I'm going to like this drink, but it's

828
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:07,839
Speaker 1: just the excitement of knowing I can happen well.

829
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 2: And the idea, the idea that you had the choices

830
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:15,320
Speaker 2: to add stuff in but we couldn't make it happen

831
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:17,880
Speaker 2: for you. I don't think you're going to have multiple

832
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 2: You'll have the cherry in there, but I don't think

833
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:21,440
Speaker 2: the lime is happening.

834
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:24,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask for fresh lime weadge on the window.

835
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 3: I think.

836
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:29,839
Speaker 4: You're going to get your beverage, and then separately, in

837
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 4: a tiny to go ranch container, there will be one cherry.

838
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:34,560
Speaker 3: That's what I pregot.

839
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:36,879
Speaker 1: Oh god, I can't wait to find out.

840
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, and uh, of course, because I didn't specify whatever

841
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,680
Speaker 4: iced coffee I get is going to be riddled with

842
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 4: vanilla like sea yourrup.

843
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 1: I hope it's like, yeah, French vanilla, hazelnut and nugget.

844
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 3: So I'm trying to be responsible.

845
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 4: But if that's if it's if I taste it going

846
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 4: in my mouth, I'll be like, whoops, this is a

847
00:44:58,640 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 4: happy accident.

848
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 3: I'll go straight to my joints.

849
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna love it right to the rumatoid.

850
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:10,720
Speaker 2: Baby ever, you're if you had to have your dream

851
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:12,319
Speaker 2: drive through, like.

852
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 5: You've never been the Sonic?

853
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:19,399
Speaker 1: You claim, yeah, I never have. You're just saying you've

854
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 1: never been the Sonic in in l A in l A.

855
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:24,240
Speaker 3: Right, it's different in each state.

856
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:28,799
Speaker 2: Taste a little bit different everywhere you go. But what's

857
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:31,160
Speaker 2: your number one fast food place?

858
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:33,919
Speaker 1: Honestly? Right now, I have been falling back in love

859
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:38,360
Speaker 1: with Taco Bill. I really I am upset though I

860
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:40,360
Speaker 1: had an upsetting moment at the Taco bell.

861
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:43,840
Speaker 3: Ads.

862
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:50,200
Speaker 1: It's about downloads. So I stopped eating meat. My choice,

863
00:45:50,239 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: not because I'm dating someone that's a vegetarian. I'm all

864
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:10,359
Speaker 1: about civil service now. No, I went because I got

865
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 1: that big cheese it cracker now crunch. They've created a

866
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:21,320
Speaker 1: massive cheese it instead of a tortilla or a toast Yeah,

867
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:24,439
Speaker 1: it's yeah, right, sounds delightful. Yeah, sounds like a nice

868
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 1: ripping dip. You know, have we smoked weed? Take a

869
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:28,880
Speaker 1: Delta eight with that?

870
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:29,480
Speaker 4: Yeah?

871
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:34,280
Speaker 2: So it's a gigantic cheese it crunch wrap pasta stuff

872
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 2: on top.

873
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 1: Well, it's like, have you ever head a crunch wrap Supreme?

874
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:38,360
Speaker 5: Sure, I'd seen them.

875
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 1: So instead of the thing in the middle being the toastata,

876
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 1: it's a cheese it. It's a massive square cheese it.

877
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 4: Are they just going to a dorm room and breaking

878
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:53,080
Speaker 4: up as dudes and being like, guys, what.

879
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 3: Do you want to eat right now? You're high?

880
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:55,279
Speaker 1: Right?

881
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:59,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's like that commercials SNL commercial.

882
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:01,359
Speaker 3: Don't we don't stop there.

883
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:04,160
Speaker 4: We take the tacos and wrap it in pizza And

884
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 4: they're like, yeah, that sounds made up.

885
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 1: It sounds well. This I thought was gonna be heavenly.

886
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 1: I pulled up to the one in Pasadena. I said, hey,

887
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 1: do you guys got this? He's like yeah, but you

888
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 1: got to order it on the app. I was like, well,

889
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 1: I'm talking to you. There's no one in line. Can't

890
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 1: you just make it it's like, you got to order

891
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 1: it for pickup, why the app? So I'm downloaded the

892
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 1: app in the line. I was like, well, there's nobody

893
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,840
Speaker 1: behind me. I'm just going to order it here. And

894
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 1: he was like, if you could just park in the

895
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 1: parking lot, and I'm like, well, I'm stuck in the

896
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:36,200
Speaker 1: drive through lane. So I'm just going to order it

897
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 1: on the app and you all can give it to

898
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 1: me at the window. It's not on the app. Couldn't

899
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:46,759
Speaker 1: find it on the app. And then I had to

900
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:52,400
Speaker 1: order a regular crunch wrap supreme, which why I was

901
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:54,400
Speaker 1: going to get anyways, and then I remembered they had

902
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:59,280
Speaker 1: that massive cheese it really that's about it. Titillating, titilating episode.

903
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 2: Go up to a fast food place and you're like,

904
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:05,200
Speaker 2: you know what, I'm gonna make the rules today.

905
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,400
Speaker 1: Like he has no way. That guy was gonna do

906
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 1: whatever you wanted to do.

907
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:10,080
Speaker 5: He's like, We've got these rules.

908
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:12,960
Speaker 2: I'm reading off of a piece of paper that was

909
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 2: encased in plastic and is taped over the cash.

910
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:18,600
Speaker 4: Register, two tiny versions of it to the back of

911
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:19,280
Speaker 4: his glasses.

912
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel that because I was a shift supervisor

913
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 1: at Starbucks for ten years. Oh shit, I took it

914
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 1: way too serious. My coworkers were high and like fucking

915
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 1: in the alley. That's real, mighty fucking mighty. They couldn't

916
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 1: be careless, and I was like, guys, did you mark

917
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 1: that out before you stole it? It's important for inventory. Meanwhile,

918
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 1: there's like a un houseman jerking off in a comfy chair.

919
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:52,719
Speaker 2: Guys, guys, I've got a bunch of stuff to deal

920
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:53,280
Speaker 2: with today.

921
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 1: The last thing I got to worry about is who's

922
00:48:56,680 --> 00:49:00,919
Speaker 1: stealing the spinach feder wraps. Okay, you do the inventory here.

923
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 3: You never got to try this cheese it?

924
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 4: Is it shaped like a shell or is it a

925
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 4: giant I'm imagining a giant cheese It the size of

926
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:10,960
Speaker 4: your hand.

927
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 1: I think it's a giant cheese. It the size of

928
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 1: your hand.

929
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:15,879
Speaker 3: Oh, cam listening, I'm intrigued.

930
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 1: Could you imagine ordering that and then asking for a

931
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:22,880
Speaker 1: giant cheese it on the side? Forget it game.

932
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 5: The guy's like, now you have to download special software.

933
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:30,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sorry. We were having problems here. We didn't

934
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 4: think anyone would actually order this.

935
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I did.

936
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:36,320
Speaker 4: I just can't imagine it's staying crispy.

937
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 1: I can't. I doubt it does, right, Yeah, which, sorry,

938
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:42,360
Speaker 1: it's not real food anyways.

939
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's.

940
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:48,000
Speaker 2: Ever Did you sorry at the end of the story,

941
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:49,760
Speaker 2: did you get that thing or you left?

942
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:53,720
Speaker 1: No? I got a regular crunch up supreme sub potatoes,

943
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:59,800
Speaker 1: sub black beans. It's very good, very good. I gotta

944
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:02,759
Speaker 1: say he made the potatoes extra nice for me. I said.

945
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:08,560
Speaker 4: It's like every time they think I'm a time traveler

946
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 4: because I'm like all the seven layer burrito and a

947
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:14,240
Speaker 4: double decker and they're like, we don't make those anymore.

948
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:15,800
Speaker 1: Wait, they don't make seven layer Berrio.

949
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:19,360
Speaker 4: No, They're like that's a thing of the past.

950
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 5: And a taco lights.

951
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:27,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they don't make. All the menu items

952
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:30,359
Speaker 4: you grew up with they no longer make. And they

953
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:33,280
Speaker 4: treat you like you're just walked in with a powdered widge.

954
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 2: Okay, old timer, you're supposed to keep up with their

955
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 2: menu like you care about On the app, I was like,

956
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:41,359
Speaker 2: why is.

957
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:45,360
Speaker 1: This an app exclusive? I want to drive through. I

958
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 1: don't have time.

959
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 2: I feel like it's a way for them to steal

960
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:53,160
Speaker 2: your data and right, because when the Dorito's Taco came out,

961
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:55,920
Speaker 2: people lost their ship, so They're like, how do we

962
00:50:56,360 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 2: maximize this for ourselves? And it's like, make it, make

963
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:01,760
Speaker 2: them sign up for the app.

964
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:04,880
Speaker 1: I think so conspiracy but also truth.

965
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 2: Sorry, it turns out I'm actually the CEO of Talk

966
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 2: About I'm doing an Undercover Boss podcast.

967
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:13,799
Speaker 3: I wondered why you had that.

968
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:17,919
Speaker 1: Undercover Boss snap on tea.

969
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 3: I only I.

970
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:22,480
Speaker 4: I don't know if he was messing with me, but

971
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:26,120
Speaker 4: it doesn't seem like a Howard Kramer joke. He said Chip.

972
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:29,360
Speaker 4: Howard said Chip, And he went in and had a

973
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:30,520
Speaker 4: meeting with.

974
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:32,839
Speaker 1: Oh.

975
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:34,800
Speaker 4: I don't want to say who it is, but it's

976
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:39,160
Speaker 4: a guy, a well known person that had Will Ferrell. Yes,

977
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:41,480
Speaker 4: let's just say it's Will Ferrell, but he's he was

978
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:42,239
Speaker 4: in Kids in the Hall.

979
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:43,360
Speaker 3: Okay, a.

980
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:49,320
Speaker 4: Goatee that was not for a movie part or anything.

981
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,360
Speaker 4: He just had it on and he took it off

982
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 4: and put it on like a mannequin head for their meeting,

983
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:56,720
Speaker 4: and they were like, are.

984
00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:58,719
Speaker 3: You doing an acting job right now?

985
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 4: He's like, no, I just like growing a goatee, but

986
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 4: I don't want to have to shave it, so I

987
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 4: just had that hair piece made. So what do you guys?

988
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:08,520
Speaker 4: And he wasn't kidding, or he was.

989
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:10,799
Speaker 1: Kidding and really committing to the bit.

990
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 4: I would think if it was a bit, Howard would know.

991
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:15,439
Speaker 4: He's hilarious enough.

992
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:18,040
Speaker 5: Oh, I don't know, he's sharp, he knows comedy.

993
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:22,359
Speaker 4: But I turned it into a snap on because my

994
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:26,560
Speaker 4: dad's old. My first step mom had a coworker that

995
00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:29,759
Speaker 4: had a two pin. There was little like denim rivets

996
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:32,719
Speaker 4: and is surgically implanet and its head and his hair

997
00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 4: would snap on.

998
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:35,040
Speaker 3: No, I'm not kidding.

999
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:40,960
Speaker 4: There was two buttons, like brass buttons coming out like

1000
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:43,360
Speaker 4: he was a piercing.

1001
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 1: Oh, he's got one of those two thousand and four

1002
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:46,919
Speaker 1: shell necklaces.

1003
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:51,560
Speaker 5: Very much, you too, you passed those out?

1004
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:55,240
Speaker 1: I will Yeah, we just got our drinks.

1005
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:59,000
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, listener, you will not believe what we're looking.

1006
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you got frosty lemonade.

1007
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:03,960
Speaker 1: Listen, listeners, I'm sorry I made fun of y'all. If

1008
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:05,759
Speaker 1: you could please do me a favor and follow me

1009
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:09,719
Speaker 1: at Evermaynard, because my tour agent said I need to

1010
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:12,919
Speaker 1: have five thousand more followers to start doing more clubs

1011
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:13,399
Speaker 1: for real.

1012
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:17,840
Speaker 2: I wonder if people understand that is how decisions actually

1013
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:18,399
Speaker 2: get made in.

1014
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 1: This stupid is it is it made me cry.

1015
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 5: It's so sad and hopeless.

1016
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm like, I feel straw, Oh, thank you,

1017
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:36,280
Speaker 1: and a spoon. I'll take the spoon. Isn't that awful? Yeah?

1018
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:38,040
Speaker 1: I was like it's made up?

1019
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:39,000
Speaker 5: Also, can I have a straw?

1020
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we got a straw for you. I feel

1021
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:44,440
Speaker 1: I don't want to drink in your nice car. Moment

1022
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:47,920
Speaker 1: of truth. Let's see how this tastes. Test it out?

1023
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:52,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is a David Hasselhoff of a drink.

1024
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:59,160
Speaker 1: This is nice. I'm not tired anymore. That's a sugar

1025
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:02,480
Speaker 1: straight to the Does it taste good with all your additions? Yes,

1026
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:05,160
Speaker 1: it feels like summer's finally here.

1027
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:15,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeast infection free ice, Our yeast infection free summers

1028
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:16,399
Speaker 7: are finally here.

1029
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:17,040
Speaker 3: Finally.

1030
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:19,880
Speaker 4: Karen and I have been working for a theme for

1031
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:20,560
Speaker 4: this summer.

1032
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 1: This is it free?

1033
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:26,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the summer we really buckled down and

1034
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:27,200
Speaker 2: stopped getting.

1035
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:31,040
Speaker 3: For me, it's just I'm off gluten. Mine.

1036
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:36,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, mine isn't joint painfully it mind's perfect. This is

1037
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:40,320
Speaker 4: actually a great iced coffee and very happy.

1038
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:44,680
Speaker 2: My slushy lemonade is absolutely delicious.

1039
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:50,080
Speaker 3: It is crazy. Then all the toss they had.

1040
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:53,800
Speaker 4: There was a couple of improv guys that did really funny.

1041
00:54:54,200 --> 00:55:02,120
Speaker 4: They were like old Chicago improvm.

1042
00:54:59,280 --> 00:54:59,799
Speaker 1: TJ and JA.

1043
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:03,799
Speaker 5: It was TJ Yeah and somebody that looked like it.

1044
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:06,720
Speaker 1: Listeners, if you're in a flyover state, remember to follow

1045
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:08,879
Speaker 1: me at Everminard. You're not gonna know.

1046
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:14,160
Speaker 4: Because you've seen commercials per sonic, but it doesn't exist

1047
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:14,520
Speaker 4: where you.

1048
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:15,360
Speaker 1: Live, isn't.

1049
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:18,760
Speaker 5: Isn't Illinois considered a flyover.

1050
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:22,120
Speaker 1: State except for Chicago. Oh so it's lower down, I

1051
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:26,480
Speaker 1: would say, listeners in Illinois except for Chicago. Like Chicago,

1052
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:28,239
Speaker 1: You're the Los Angeles.

1053
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:30,200
Speaker 5: Of the Midwest, Juliet, go fuck yourself.

1054
00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:37,080
Speaker 1: Evanston, No you're not. No, you are not. Oh you're

1055
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:42,040
Speaker 1: from Chicago. No you are not. The first girl I

1056
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:45,040
Speaker 1: went on a date with lived in Actually no Skokie.

1057
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:47,960
Speaker 1: How to take that yellow line. I don't mean to brag,

1058
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 1: but would drowned.

1059
00:55:54,719 --> 00:56:02,520
Speaker 4: At what age I'm judging.

1060
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:07,279
Speaker 1: That's when I ever threw up sonic drink twenty three

1061
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:11,640
Speaker 1: and my first boyfriend, Chas Pardo one and only we

1062
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:17,440
Speaker 1: also Denim dry humped for about six months and that

1063
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:20,800
Speaker 1: I got in a row yes, and then I couldn't

1064
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:23,640
Speaker 1: figure out always going to the bathroom after our sessions

1065
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:27,920
Speaker 1: because I've still never seen a wiener. Please don't send

1066
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:32,560
Speaker 1: me them. It works, that's how you get five thousand followers. Yeah,

1067
00:56:32,719 --> 00:56:36,799
Speaker 1: just right there, hey, followers, follow me some of your wiener.

1068
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:41,200
Speaker 6: Whatever it takes, whatever it takes to get back to

1069
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:48,240
Speaker 6: UC Riverside. And uh yeah, so it's like a first

1070
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:52,080
Speaker 6: I guess that's my first step, ladies, if we're gonna

1071
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:56,440
Speaker 6: go on a date, if it's gonna be texting, FaceTime, coffee,

1072
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:59,520
Speaker 6: dry hump, spaghetti.

1073
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:04,280
Speaker 3: Dinner, fabric of the parents, negotiable.

1074
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:10,759
Speaker 1: Spaghetti dinner, so specific, doesn't that sounds so good though?

1075
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 1: Sloppy spaghetti right now?

1076
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:15,040
Speaker 2: Spaghetti at the old spaghetti factory where you have a

1077
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:18,880
Speaker 2: limitless bread. Really no, we should be great there, God

1078
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:21,200
Speaker 2: damn it. Well it looked like they had every chain

1079
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:24,040
Speaker 2: restaurant available here in Santa Nita, so.

1080
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:26,880
Speaker 5: That's it's I bet they have old spaghetti.

1081
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:30,360
Speaker 1: This is incredible. Thank you for the drive, of course.

1082
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:33,360
Speaker 5: Mm, thank you for the guesting.

1083
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:36,800
Speaker 2: Oh wait, so now you can talk about this will

1084
00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:39,240
Speaker 2: be like the follow up from the last time.

1085
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:44,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, you were just or what were you thinking that

1086
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:49,080
Speaker 4: ever was about to have tops yeah, and then it

1087
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:50,120
Speaker 4: was pretty.

1088
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:51,640
Speaker 2: I mean, now that we've talked about the dry humping,

1089
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:52,120
Speaker 2: let's get it.

1090
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:56,760
Speaker 1: Was really quick. So I decided to do this in

1091
00:57:56,800 --> 00:58:04,880
Speaker 1: August and had it had them removed in January, and listeners, uh,

1092
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:06,920
Speaker 1: if you're thinking about it, there was a two year

1093
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,760
Speaker 1: wait for the surgeon I wanted. And I was like,

1094
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:12,479
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna lose my shit, like two years.

1095
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:15,600
Speaker 1: I may not even have health insurance. You guys get it,

1096
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:20,760
Speaker 1: totally no, And yeah. I called the nurse in the

1097
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:24,400
Speaker 1: front desk and she was like, listen, we get cancelations

1098
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:27,959
Speaker 1: all the time. Call every other week. So I did

1099
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:30,360
Speaker 1: that and then one just opened up and they're like,

1100
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:32,560
Speaker 1: it's a six am surgery and I was like, great,

1101
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:33,000
Speaker 1: book it.

1102
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 3: That's great.

1103
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,600
Speaker 4: That's how I get on comedy shows now, yeah, I

1104
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:40,439
Speaker 4: call that. I'm serious last minute. If anyone cancels, I'm.

1105
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:44,200
Speaker 1: I'm available, and yeah, yeah right please, And it was.

1106
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:49,440
Speaker 1: They did a great job. Doctor Daily On. My parents

1107
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:50,960
Speaker 1: were so supportive and helpful.

1108
00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:53,680
Speaker 3: Your mom is hilarious.

1109
00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:57,680
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's just when you're visiting and

1110
00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:00,040
Speaker 4: doing videos.

1111
00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:03,720
Speaker 1: She's her comedic timing is Chef's Kiss yeah.

1112
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:07,680
Speaker 3: And great, she plays a good straight man and the like.

1113
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:12,040
Speaker 1: When we first started doing them, I was like, Mom,

1114
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:14,240
Speaker 1: just start yelling at me. The only words you can

1115
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:15,480
Speaker 1: say is it's an issue.

1116
00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:18,360
Speaker 3: That's what it was. I was trying to think of

1117
00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:19,160
Speaker 3: the catchphrase.

1118
00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:21,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we do this arguing of like it's an

1119
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:24,840
Speaker 1: issue or it's not an issue. And I started throwing

1120
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:28,280
Speaker 1: a fit at an HV just to see what she

1121
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:33,360
Speaker 1: would do, and she lost her shit. It was so funny. Sincerely,

1122
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:36,600
Speaker 1: sincerely like didn't get it, didn't get that it was

1123
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:40,880
Speaker 1: a bit and then like now she gets it. And

1124
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:43,520
Speaker 1: some of the reactions are actually genuine, like I set

1125
00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:46,240
Speaker 1: the yard on fire and that one was terrified.

1126
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:49,640
Speaker 4: I've seen I've seen it. I'm a big fan of

1127
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:50,400
Speaker 4: these videos.

1128
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:52,280
Speaker 3: I just remembered that is.

1129
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:55,000
Speaker 1: Real and real dumb and my mom was like, please

1130
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,960
Speaker 1: don't do this, and I was like, it's just a

1131
00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:59,680
Speaker 1: little gasoline. What could hurt? And I didn't think that

1132
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:05,560
Speaker 1: the would follow the trail back to the can I'm dumb,

1133
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:08,640
Speaker 1: five thousand more followers.

1134
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:13,400
Speaker 2: So you spread gas in a bunch of places?

1135
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:18,040
Speaker 4: No, sorry, it's yeah.

1136
01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:21,200
Speaker 1: So I light a little fire and I'm just gonna

1137
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:23,520
Speaker 1: douse it with gasoline, and in my mind, I think

1138
01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:27,320
Speaker 1: it's just gonna go into a plume. How it'll die down. Sure,

1139
01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:30,440
Speaker 1: that's how it works in the movies. So I and

1140
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:32,760
Speaker 1: it's one of those like gasoline it's like a five

1141
01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:36,880
Speaker 1: gallon gasoline jug and it's got the hook nozzle, so

1142
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:40,440
Speaker 1: you really have to tip it over. And the gas

1143
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:44,520
Speaker 1: just followed like like the stream from like a hose

1144
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:48,040
Speaker 1: into the gas container. And I didn't know what to do.

1145
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:50,800
Speaker 1: So I'm like running around screaming at my mom to

1146
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:55,040
Speaker 1: get the water hose, and there's just like a trail

1147
01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:58,520
Speaker 1: of gasoline fire following me because I'm too like I

1148
01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:00,600
Speaker 1: didn't know how to put it out. I was just

1149
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:02,720
Speaker 1: I knew it was about to like we finally put

1150
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:05,200
Speaker 1: it out. I finally figured out to put it in dirt.

1151
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:08,160
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but smart. The internet was like, why are

1152
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:10,480
Speaker 1: you getting water hose? Water's gonna make it worse?

1153
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:12,960
Speaker 3: You went online? Was happening?

1154
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:15,760
Speaker 1: No, no, After I posted the video, all were.

1155
01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:18,480
Speaker 3: Like, quick, let me get online, just quick.

1156
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:20,800
Speaker 1: Carry Why do you put out a fire? You lit

1157
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:23,240
Speaker 1: yourself with it? Nozzle?

1158
01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:29,560
Speaker 8: Hell, red fozzle, I said, nozzle. Fozzle's not even to

1159
01:01:29,640 --> 01:01:34,840
Speaker 8: word it's burning. There goes your bangs. Were you holding

1160
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:35,360
Speaker 8: onto it?

1161
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:39,080
Speaker 4: Yes, and you didn't like, Okay, now I'm gonna start

1162
01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:39,960
Speaker 4: roasting you.

1163
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:41,920
Speaker 1: Well, I would let it go and I pick it up,

1164
01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:43,760
Speaker 1: and then I'd pick it up again, and then it

1165
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:46,560
Speaker 1: was just like what am I gonna do here?

1166
01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:49,400
Speaker 3: I'm just flat. It didn't explode.

1167
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:53,840
Speaker 1: Oh, same everybody. I almost didn't post that video because

1168
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:55,960
Speaker 1: I was mortified, but I was like, it's so funny.

1169
01:01:56,560 --> 01:01:59,080
Speaker 1: And then there's this point in it. I don't think

1170
01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:02,200
Speaker 1: I posted all of it, but my parents' dog is

1171
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:05,680
Speaker 1: just casually walking by the camera frame. That's like totally

1172
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:09,480
Speaker 1: unaffected by the chaos. And the dog is like ancient,

1173
01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:12,480
Speaker 1: it's like thirty years old. Like it's so fucking old

1174
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:15,520
Speaker 1: it just could care less. It's like, I'm ready to die.

1175
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:22,000
Speaker 3: Fired. Wow, that's amazing, But kind of.

1176
01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:24,720
Speaker 1: Like you, Chris, when when I you know, I'll double

1177
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:30,400
Speaker 1: down on bits and I'll get you know, during the operation, beforehand,

1178
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:35,240
Speaker 1: the nurse, like my surgeon had a surgeon's nurse and

1179
01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:39,280
Speaker 1: she comes in and I didn't prepare anything. I've also

1180
01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:41,200
Speaker 1: never had surgery, so I was like, do I need

1181
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:46,080
Speaker 1: to wear like underwear for this? Basic questions. I think

1182
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:50,400
Speaker 1: that's a normal question. I think that's like on all

1183
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:53,120
Speaker 1: the movies and TV shows, it's like, you need to

1184
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:56,240
Speaker 1: be naked. Yeah, yeah, it turns out no. They were like, yeah,

1185
01:02:56,280 --> 01:02:58,840
Speaker 1: you're just having your breast removed, like keep your underwear

1186
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:01,560
Speaker 1: on please? Right, yeah, you can keep your jeans onto.

1187
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:03,120
Speaker 1: Are we gonna hump?

1188
01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:05,000
Speaker 3: I have?

1189
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:05,480
Speaker 1: I have.

1190
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:08,600
Speaker 4: I've done that before where they give you the smock

1191
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:11,240
Speaker 4: or the gown and I just assume I should be

1192
01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:14,200
Speaker 4: naked underneath. I thought it feels great, and then that

1193
01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:16,440
Speaker 4: they are like, oh, you're not wearing underwear.

1194
01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:16,840
Speaker 1: Fuck.

1195
01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:20,080
Speaker 4: I'm like, sorry, you said put this on. You didn't

1196
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:23,080
Speaker 4: tell me what to keep on the underneath? It right,

1197
01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:26,120
Speaker 4: It's I bet a lot of people relate to that.

1198
01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:28,960
Speaker 1: Well. I didn't know that they were gonna ask me

1199
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:32,880
Speaker 1: so many questions. Again, I'm nervous. My intake was at

1200
01:03:32,960 --> 01:03:36,160
Speaker 1: four forty five and the lady goes, how do you

1201
01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:38,680
Speaker 1: want your incision? And how do you want your nipples

1202
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:40,320
Speaker 1: to look? Do you want to keep your nipples?

1203
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:42,880
Speaker 3: Oh? We talked about that, what kind of how do

1204
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:43,280
Speaker 3: you want?

1205
01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:46,640
Speaker 1: And I just was like big, paper style, just real big.

1206
01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:53,720
Speaker 1: I just kept asking for big nipples and like long

1207
01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:56,800
Speaker 1: nipples and like flat areolas. And she was like do

1208
01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:59,520
Speaker 1: you want that? And I was like no, And then

1209
01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:01,320
Speaker 1: the search and came in and I did it again.

1210
01:04:02,160 --> 01:04:04,760
Speaker 1: I was so nervous and nobody laughed.

1211
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:07,280
Speaker 5: You would not stop riffing.

1212
01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:09,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they were like do you They were very serious,

1213
01:04:09,960 --> 01:04:13,600
Speaker 1: there were you like, just surprise me? I was like

1214
01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:16,080
Speaker 1: just I was like, just man, nipples.

1215
01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:18,480
Speaker 3: Isn't tattoos or is it?

1216
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:22,000
Speaker 1: They're real? So they they take them off, they preserve

1217
01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:24,760
Speaker 1: them on ice, and then they trim them to your liking.

1218
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:25,800
Speaker 1: Are you kidding?

1219
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:26,640
Speaker 3: That's amazing?

1220
01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:29,120
Speaker 1: Yeah? Or they stretch them out too, which is what

1221
01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:32,640
Speaker 1: I was asking for. They did not get it. They

1222
01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:36,360
Speaker 1: didn't like it. That was my last interaction with these people.

1223
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:37,680
Speaker 3: Cut them into heart shaped.

1224
01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:42,600
Speaker 1: So okay. The reason why they were asking that is

1225
01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:46,920
Speaker 1: because somebody did get custom heart shaped nipples before the

1226
01:04:46,960 --> 01:04:50,560
Speaker 1: person the day before me and I found that out

1227
01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:53,920
Speaker 1: over Instagram. I think they were bragging about it.

1228
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:56,720
Speaker 3: It just flew out of your mouth effortlessly. I would.

1229
01:04:56,840 --> 01:04:59,000
Speaker 3: I would. I think that's great.

1230
01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:03,360
Speaker 1: No it's not. Yes, you would, yes, you absolutely.

1231
01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:06,360
Speaker 3: My shirt hasn't been public in a decade.

1232
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:07,920
Speaker 1: I take my shirt off all the time.

1233
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:13,800
Speaker 2: Now, wait, let's hear about that experience, because that's is

1234
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:15,880
Speaker 2: that like the most fun to do?

1235
01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:19,400
Speaker 1: Yes? But also I have a plethora of shitty tattoos

1236
01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:23,880
Speaker 1: that I forgot about. One is Vincent van Gogh's Starry Night,

1237
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:28,600
Speaker 1: No buildings, just the sky, which was a choice because

1238
01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:33,600
Speaker 1: I hated the village underneath storry Night. And now the

1239
01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:37,520
Speaker 1: sun or the moon has faded, so it's just part Anyways,

1240
01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:39,880
Speaker 1: I took my shirt off for the first time at

1241
01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:42,520
Speaker 1: the beach and my friends were looking at me and

1242
01:05:42,560 --> 01:05:45,400
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I gained a little weight, assholes,

1243
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:48,640
Speaker 1: and they were like, no, we didn't realize you have

1244
01:05:49,160 --> 01:05:53,920
Speaker 1: so many tattoos. Oh really, that is when my shame happened.

1245
01:05:53,960 --> 01:06:00,040
Speaker 1: I've got emo stars, uh, tin man, I have a

1246
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:03,880
Speaker 1: Book of Revelations tattoo. Isn't that fun? Well, I didn't

1247
01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:07,840
Speaker 1: realize alpha Omega was in the Book of Revelations, so

1248
01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:10,720
Speaker 1: I have an alpha omega. It looks like a sorority

1249
01:06:10,720 --> 01:06:15,280
Speaker 1: tattoo from when I was Christian. I thought it would

1250
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:18,400
Speaker 1: I would be like the death cap for Cutie of Christians. Yeah,

1251
01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:19,600
Speaker 1: and Indie tattoo.

1252
01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:20,640
Speaker 3: Oh wow, it.

1253
01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:23,720
Speaker 1: Turns out least chill. So now you guys understand the

1254
01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:27,480
Speaker 1: tiny banks, right, you were trying to cover a lot

1255
01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:31,040
Speaker 1: of genres back then. It sounds like, but I love it.

1256
01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:33,080
Speaker 1: I am. I am shirtless all the time.

1257
01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:38,400
Speaker 4: I just I saw you after the podcast after your surgery.

1258
01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:42,160
Speaker 3: Remember we bumped into each other on the street.

1259
01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:45,080
Speaker 4: We were both at the same corner waiting for it

1260
01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:49,240
Speaker 4: to let us walk, and you were tucking in your

1261
01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:52,200
Speaker 4: shirt and it just seemed.

1262
01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:53,400
Speaker 3: Like you were excited.

1263
01:06:53,680 --> 01:06:56,760
Speaker 4: Oh my god, and you're meeting some friends I think

1264
01:06:56,800 --> 01:07:00,200
Speaker 4: at Lowboy, and you looked happy and excited.

1265
01:07:00,680 --> 01:07:05,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, congratulations, thank you. Yeah, what a sweet memory to share.

1266
01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:05,720
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1267
01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:08,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, you were tucking in the shirt. It's very symbolic.

1268
01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:10,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was nice. I was like, look at this

1269
01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:17,920
Speaker 1: nice flat ship. Yeah, filt, great.

1270
01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:16,800
Speaker 3: Line, your slaves rolled up.

1271
01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:19,280
Speaker 1: You were I love looking like a little beefy cowboy.

1272
01:07:20,080 --> 01:07:22,800
Speaker 3: Are you kidding? I was to be honest. I was like,

1273
01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:25,080
Speaker 3: have you been lifting?

1274
01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:26,480
Speaker 1: I love to lift?

1275
01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:27,840
Speaker 3: Do you really?

1276
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:28,400
Speaker 1: I do?

1277
01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:30,640
Speaker 3: Okay, well make me laugh.

1278
01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:34,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, even though I thought you were serious, I still

1279
01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:37,200
Speaker 4: laugh because you said I love.

1280
01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:40,320
Speaker 1: I love to live the cowboy. Well it's my most

1281
01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:44,880
Speaker 1: favorite thing too, because I do like heavy weights, which

1282
01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:49,040
Speaker 1: is also like I work out in South Pasadena, which

1283
01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:54,919
Speaker 1: is conservative light like Pasadena's conservative South past. You're getting

1284
01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:58,280
Speaker 1: in a mix of folks, but all of like the

1285
01:07:58,320 --> 01:08:01,280
Speaker 1: older people working out there, especially the men, can't figure

1286
01:08:01,280 --> 01:08:04,360
Speaker 1: out what I am because I don't have breast. I

1287
01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:10,800
Speaker 1: present very masculine, and it's always really fun to big

1288
01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:15,840
Speaker 1: dog on them on like the chest presses, especially, like

1289
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,920
Speaker 1: to just see them watch me do it, because I

1290
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:22,000
Speaker 1: know that they think I'm gonna fail. Yeah, and I'm like,

1291
01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:24,880
Speaker 1: try it. This guy was like can I work in?

1292
01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:27,360
Speaker 1: He couldn't work in? Oh, that's great, and it felt

1293
01:08:27,479 --> 01:08:28,000
Speaker 1: so good.

1294
01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:28,840
Speaker 3: That's great.

1295
01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:31,479
Speaker 1: It felt so good. I was like, yeah, a little

1296
01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:33,200
Speaker 1: little butcher dike over here.

1297
01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:34,000
Speaker 3: That's terrific.

1298
01:08:34,120 --> 01:08:34,960
Speaker 1: Outpressed you.

1299
01:08:35,439 --> 01:08:36,839
Speaker 3: You have to move the pup.

1300
01:08:37,880 --> 01:08:40,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you pat him lightly on the back and

1301
01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:42,360
Speaker 2: get a low rub like it's I did.

1302
01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:45,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hit his I hit his upper thigh. I say, it's.

1303
01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:50,439
Speaker 2: Okay, condescending, pat, Hey, you're fine.

1304
01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:54,840
Speaker 1: You just gotta get some more reps and together, let's

1305
01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:57,400
Speaker 1: work through this and me kid, don't cry.

1306
01:08:57,960 --> 01:08:59,879
Speaker 3: I'd like our relationship to conclude.

1307
01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:02,759
Speaker 1: No, No, is that how you break up with people?

1308
01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:07,439
Speaker 4: I like our relationship to monotone robot voice.

1309
01:09:08,520 --> 01:09:09,519
Speaker 1: Things aren't working out.

1310
01:09:09,920 --> 01:09:15,400
Speaker 3: Interaction is no landboid, short and sweet.

1311
01:09:15,439 --> 01:09:16,720
Speaker 1: That's the way I like to keep it.

1312
01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:19,800
Speaker 3: Bangs, that is.

1313
01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:26,960
Speaker 1: Wise. I like a nice Scandinavian bang. I feel like

1314
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:31,040
Speaker 1: that should be a sonic item. Yeah. Can I get

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Speaker 1: the Scandinavian bang with it with fresh lime? Does anybody

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Speaker 1: want to try this? I feel like, you know, I've

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Speaker 1: got lime at the house. I'm going to put a

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Speaker 1: lime wedge in it, okay, and I'm going to pretend

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Speaker 1: I'm a soccer mom ooh and the t ball mom Ooh.

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Speaker 1: That's good. Wait, it's pretty nice, cherry, what was the real?

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Speaker 1: And bargs root beerot beer.

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Speaker 4: That's good nice, and that's called the Summer Suicide.

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Speaker 3: Might as well?

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Speaker 2: Yeahs here in twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 5: Ever, do you have anything to plug?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, just my Instagram at a remaynerd e

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Speaker 1: V E R M A I N A r D.

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Speaker 2: If you would only understand, listener, how the power you

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Speaker 2: have in your hands right now to get ever booked?

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Speaker 1: I need booking. Yes, And they said, well, when you

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01:10:23,479 --> 01:10:26,120
Speaker 1: get five thousand more followers, it'll be a lot easier

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01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:29,760
Speaker 1: and I Jesus wept. I was like, I finally got

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Speaker 1: all of these credits. You get you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: You work hard? Yes, And then like a twenty year

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Speaker 1: old Twink with like one hundred thousand Instagram followers is like,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do comedy and yeah, and you're like, I'm malfunctioning. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't get I'm like, there's no jokes. Yeah, you're

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01:10:48,880 --> 01:10:51,680
Speaker 1: saying seven words. The Twink took all the jokes for

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Speaker 1: pride mine. That's not fair.

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Speaker 3: It's just a phase through.

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01:10:57,240 --> 01:11:00,120
Speaker 1: But I'm doing a solo show called Autist, and I

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Speaker 1: don't know when it'll start touring the country. Well, it's

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01:11:05,320 --> 01:11:08,880
Speaker 1: my dad's middle name, So it's a solo show about

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Speaker 1: me and my father and my transition and stories from

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Speaker 1: like where I grew up and we're developed. Are we

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01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:20,160
Speaker 1: about to see a tea bone a collision? Oh my god, listeners,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, what a dig Yeah? Wow, convertible Mercedes.

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Speaker 5: You can't trust them.

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Speaker 1: You can't trust them. Of course, it's a twin.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, get out of here. Seven jokes.

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01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:37,800
Speaker 1: But July tenth, I'll be doing it again at Nico's

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Speaker 1: and Atwater And then if you follow me, you'll see

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01:11:41,640 --> 01:11:42,920
Speaker 1: where I'm coming to your town.

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Speaker 2: That's how you do it, Taco bell style. You have

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01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:49,960
Speaker 2: to download get those followers.

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Speaker 1: Megan, if you could please like, please follow me and

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01:11:54,040 --> 01:11:59,680
Speaker 1: then tag my rep Megan so she can see. This

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Speaker 1: one's for Megan. It's going out to Megan.

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Speaker 3: I don't know where she is, but I know the carpet's blue.

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Speaker 1: Drapes.

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Speaker 2: Matt, Megan, you know what, if you don't make this happen,

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Speaker 2: someone else will make it happen.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, l A p D Listen.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I like how your voice often has a

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Speaker 4: laugh incorporated into it.

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Speaker 3: Become a robot.

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Speaker 5: It's like half a mile ago.

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Speaker 3: It's weird.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's sticking, but I meant it what I said

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Speaker 4: as much as a machine can mean the things you've

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Speaker 4: been listening to.

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Speaker 3: Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 1: D y n a Ar.

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Speaker 3: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 1: Produced by Analie Nelson by Edson Choi. Our talent booker

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Speaker 1: is Patrick Coottner.

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Speaker 3: Theme song by Karen Kilgarrett.

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Speaker 5: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 2: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar podcast.

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Speaker 2: That's d y nar Podcast.

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01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:18,080
Speaker 4: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 5: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Oh, you're welcome.