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Speaker 1: We got a brand new full show for you and

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Speaker 1: yesterday people love that wholesome, awkward Tuesday phone call. I

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Speaker 1: gotta say, Jose's got a really wholesome story today for

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Speaker 1: what's on your mind.

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Speaker 2: That's wholesome.

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Speaker 1: We we getting soft. We're happening here, but I don't

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Speaker 3: I don't want too much wholesomeness here quick, someone wrote

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Speaker 1: Don't worry. We also have a brand new second data

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Speaker 1: on the phone tap that wan even everything out.

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Speaker 4: So let's get your full show started right now.

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Speaker 5: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and I know

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Speaker 5: the world has seemed off for a while, but finally

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Speaker 5: everything is right again because our hero of the week

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Speaker 5: is back where it belongs okay, in the great state

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Speaker 5: of Florida. Feels good to be back. Yes, and this

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Speaker 5: week's hero is forty nine year old Jason Brooks, who

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Speaker 5: recently was out flying his drone around. But not just

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Speaker 5: any drone, because remember this is Florida. Jason's drone was

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Speaker 5: packed to the gills with meth.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's it was a really fast drone.

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Speaker 5: Kep getting lost. That's the law in Florida. Your drones

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Speaker 5: have to have it so, but apparently he was secretly

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Speaker 5: trying to fly some drugs over to his house in

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Speaker 5: the middle of the night.

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Speaker 2: Secretly the drone they are so loud.

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Speaker 5: But tragedy struck when he missed his own property and

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Speaker 5: accidentally crashed it into a neighbor's backyard.

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Speaker 1: I should practice the landing.

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Speaker 6: I bet.

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Speaker 1: He just went over and asked politely. Usually drug dealers

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Speaker 2: It's like getting your baseball.

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Speaker 5: You're absolutely right, Brooke, That's totally what he did. Drove over,

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Speaker 5: rang the doorbell and politely asked the homeowner, Hey, I

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Speaker 5: think my drone crash behind your house. Could you be

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Speaker 5: a pal and go grab that for me?

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Speaker 7: Are the drugs hidden inside the drone?

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Speaker 5: When the homeowner turned it over, he noticed it was

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Speaker 5: loaded carrying multiple bags of methamphetamines and fetanol. And he

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Speaker 2: Don't confuse the two, you'll probably mix.

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Speaker 1: The man, Hey, why does somebody got a hate on

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Speaker 5: So you're not gonna believe this, but that guy called

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Speaker 5: the cops on Jason.

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Speaker 1: I'm not in Florida. He'd just steal the drugs for himself.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, gator ate.

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Speaker 5: Your drone not a very neighborly thing to do. So

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Speaker 5: deputies arrived and confirmed the bags did contain illegal substances,

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Speaker 5: and Jason was arrested on multiple charges. But since he

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Speaker 5: was so polite in asking for his drug drone back,

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Speaker 5: that makes Jason our new hero of the rook Yes

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Speaker 5: Spring politeness and courtesy back to the world.

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Speaker 1: What a neighborhood.

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Speaker 5: Now we're gonna move on to the jaccolic question of

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Speaker 5: the day with the man who won't let us touch

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Speaker 5: the morning show drone. And now I'm starting to wonder

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Speaker 5: why our digital producer, Jake, we should do.

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Speaker 8: Well.

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Speaker 9: It's the Wednesday after Labor Day. Things are feeling more

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Speaker 9: laborious than ever. But if you heard the segment yesterday,

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Speaker 9: we celebrated by having you guess which careers paid more

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Speaker 9: than others.

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Speaker 1: That was fun. I liked that.

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Speaker 9: I was interesting, and somehow jose knew exactly how much

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Speaker 9: money as stripper makes. Meanwhile, Brooke put down elementary school teachers.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know. I want them to make more money.

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Speaker 9: She claimed hot dog vendors probably make more than them,

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Speaker 9: and thankfully she was wrong.

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Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, I guarantee. There's some elementary school teachers that

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Speaker 9: I wonder what other upstanding, noble career will you undermine

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Speaker 9: with your words today. Let's find out with another Wage

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Speaker 9: Wars edition of.

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Speaker 5: Plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 9: Once again, you say number one through twenty, I'll throw

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Speaker 9: out two random jobs. You just have to guess which

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Speaker 9: today with the woman who asked management to pay her

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Speaker 1: It goes there anyways.

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Speaker 9: Eleven, number eleven, Alexis, your two jobs are a stunt

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Speaker 5: Which one makes more on average?

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Speaker 3: I honestly feel like both are low, sadly, but I'm

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Speaker 5: It makes more, I would think max more.

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Speaker 9: Alexis has a stunt performer makes more than a park

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Speaker 9: ranger and a stunt performer estimated around seventy k a

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Speaker 9: and the park ranger is a meeting around sixty three thousand.

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Speaker 9: Alexis got that one, right, Brooke.

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Speaker 5: We're over to you.

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Speaker 4: We never picked number one. Give me that one interesting.

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Speaker 9: Number one, brook Your two jobs are an escape room

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Speaker 9: actor and a fortune cookie writer, which is more on average, which.

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Speaker 1: Makes more an average in bed?

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Speaker 4: That's what you say after fortune cookies?

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Speaker 9: Yet a guy and prepared to move on to host a.

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Speaker 1: You know what it's it's wild. But I've never done

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Speaker 4: I didn't know there was actors involved.

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Speaker 3: They do some horror themed ones and like people can

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Speaker 1: Sort of vibe.

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Speaker 5: But don't you think the fortune cookie people deserve to

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Speaker 5: be paid more with like the amazing fortunes that they

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Speaker 5: write for us? Now?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, but I feel like a fortune cookie writer is

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Speaker 1: probably a side gig, you know.

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Speaker 8: What I mean?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna take that over soon.

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Speaker 5: Wow, all the hard working fortune cookie writers. How many

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Speaker 5: fortune cookies there are in the world. Yeah, Oh, that's

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Speaker 5: not a real job, that's a side job.

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Speaker 1: It is wild. I've never gotten the same too, fortunes.

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Speaker 11: Hard at work.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe my fortunes are real and years old. I'm

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Speaker 9: Writer, Brooks says for a cookie writer after insulting them,

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Speaker 9: she got it right. Cookie writer approximately fifty five k

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Speaker 9: a year and a steeper actor estimated around fifty one

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Speaker 1: Wow, more than I expected.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, you don't need to insult them, bro very hard.

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Speaker 9: Jose one and eleven have been chosen.

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's go seven.

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Speaker 9: Jose, your jobs are an animation voice actor, wow, my dream,

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Speaker 9: or a bakery pastry chef.

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Speaker 7: Wow, like a like a high end bakery, oh man.

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Speaker 10: But a voice actor, like, come on, you could be

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Speaker 2: You can entertain the world.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know, Disney, you can have little independent

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Speaker 1: studio media always sounds like it's gonna pay a lot,

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Speaker 5: It's like one of the most sought after careers. There's

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Speaker 5: a million people who want to do it so.

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Speaker 1: They can pay it, and they have to save all

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, because eventually you're just gonna book Josh gadd In

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Speaker 2: But still I have faith.

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Speaker 12: I'm gonna be a cartoon character and I'm gonna make

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Speaker 12: millions someday.

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Speaker 2: Animated Boys character actor Jake.

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Speaker 9: Say says voice actor, he got that right. The median

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Speaker 9: salary for a voice actor. It's about sixty k bakery

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Speaker 9: pastry chef. The median is about forty eight thousand.

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Speaker 2: That's pretty good.

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Speaker 1: I love that your cartoon character is just gonna scream.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna laugh a lot.

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Speaker 9: Jeffrey, please get this wrong so I don't have to

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Speaker 9: get electrocuted.

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Speaker 5: Can we make that deal?

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Speaker 13: Number three?

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Speaker 9: Okay, number three? Jeffrey, your jobs are a wedding DJ

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Speaker 9: and a mail carrier?

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Speaker 5: Which ones make more? I mean, I don't know about

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Speaker 5: wedding DJs, but at my bar Mitzvah, we hired a

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Speaker 5: all the fog machines and me punching through the screen

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Speaker 5: after my video montage came on showing my thirteen years

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Speaker 5: of amazing life, that's really what happened. Yes, we had

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Speaker 4: Oh, you were angry at the video.

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Speaker 13: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: What terrible famous Jews from history?

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Speaker 4: What a thief?

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Speaker 5: It was not fun.

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Speaker 9: I'm gonna say wedding DJ makes more money. Jeffrey says,

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Speaker 9: wedding DJ makes more than a mail carrier. Yes, by

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Speaker 9: a measly one five K year to forty four k J,

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Speaker 9: which means I have lost today's edition of Poet.

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Speaker 5: That means Jake is the one who's getting shot today

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Speaker 5: while singing working nine to five by Dolly Parton Working

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Speaker 2: Five, What a way to make a living?

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Speaker 9: Belly get in by.

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Speaker 11: I do that all day.

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Speaker 1: It's a good job.

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Speaker 5: Jay's your shot. Collar question of the day? We got

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Speaker 5: your phones have coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 8: Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: You know, some of the the greatest inventions of all

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Speaker 5: time actually came out of stupid petty arguments really like

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Speaker 5: what like. For example, one of America's favorite snack foods

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Speaker 5: happened when a disgruntled customer at a restaurant who may

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Speaker 5: French fries were too thick.

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Speaker 1: Don't you're right, I don't like thick fries. She's doing

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Speaker 1: it again, Yeah, exactly, Joe Jo's don't even get me.

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Speaker 5: Send them back to the kitchen, and out of pure spite,

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Speaker 5: the chef sliced him up paper thin, super little next

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Speaker 5: thing you know, boom potato chips. Oh yeah, billion dollar idea.

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Speaker 5: That's how they were invented. You're welcome, you are You'll

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Speaker 5: take credit for it. It just goes to show that

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Speaker 5: even the most dumb, petty arguments can actually spark the

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Speaker 5: most genius ideas, which is why for our next segment,

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Speaker 5: I want us all to get real, real petty, as

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Speaker 5: petty as we can get when we share our thoughts

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Speaker 5: and hopefully spark the next billion dollar idea. In a

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Speaker 5: brand new What's on Your Mind that's coming out right now,

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Speaker 5: it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and when people

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Speaker 5: ask how are you like, I'm literally fine if I

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Speaker 5: don't think about the past or the future or the present.

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Speaker 5: And we're gonna find that sweet spot right in between

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Speaker 5: for a brand new What's on your Mind, where we

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Speaker 5: hear what each member of the show has been thinking

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Speaker 5: about lately. Starting with Brooke Brook, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 8: Well?

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Speaker 1: I went to a client event recently that our salespeople

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Speaker 5: Oh look at you so fancy wanted salespeople want me

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And it was a beautiful new space that got

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Speaker 1: And so I go with my husband we make it

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Speaker 5: She's telling other people.

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Speaker 5: And he's like, no, teo, I bought this for you.

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Speaker 12: Gave us your description like I remembered you, and she

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Speaker 4: You're just gonna wear it every time you go to

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Speaker 5: Just this, alexis what's on your mind.

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Speaker 3: So I just started my second year of coaching high

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Speaker 1: First week of practice, you know, I see to set

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Speaker 3: I go every day and they're like taking times to

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Speaker 7: I'm in a coaching position.

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Speaker 1: You have authority, they have authority.

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Speaker 8: It's not news.

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Speaker 1: I'm coming back.

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Speaker 8: No, I'm not.

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Speaker 1: It's the last year of practice.

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Speaker 4: They're like, so, are you a senior? Like you run

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Speaker 5: Are you kidding me again?

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Speaker 10: Like what I thought was coaching, I would make the

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Speaker 1: This year taking the times? Do I look like I

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Speaker 4: And I tell him, I'm like, no, I'm a coach.

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Speaker 1: Actually, Like, oh, so you're running college. I'm like no, No,

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Speaker 1: I am made adults.

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Speaker 11: I have a job.

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Speaker 1: Like, so, why were you around all summer? I'm like,

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Does anybody here which they worked in radio back in

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Speaker 5: cool Golden ages.

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Speaker 1: When you're like out partying with actual rocks Brook lived it.

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Speaker 5: I never did, really. But the reason I bring it

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Speaker 5: do you do for work?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 8: What do you do?

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Speaker 5: And it's going down the line, and I'm the last

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Speaker 4: Are you excited to tell you your mind?

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Speaker 1: Another job in your hand?

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Speaker 2: To make something up.

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Speaker 5: It finally gets to me. One of the dudes asked,

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Speaker 5: what do you do for a living? And I just go, well,

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Speaker 5: That's all I say. And they go they go, oh huh,

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Speaker 5: In fact, they immediately went back to one guy in

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Speaker 5: And I was like, what I mean? Like, I didn't

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Speaker 3: Oh, I mean I started only always said nashally syndicates,

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Speaker 5: I just feel like this never would have happened to

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Speaker 1: Me not to insult you, but I don't know if

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Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, maybe I should go talk to a random

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Speaker 2: Daycare.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, text in seven eighty five nine too, tell us

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Speaker 5: morning looking at the textboard. Right now it's seven eight

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Speaker 5: I can read barely. But this first one says, I

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Speaker 5: That's too much.

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Speaker 2: You need a break.

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Speaker 8: Right.

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Speaker 5: Let's say you guys are absolut lutely awesome. Keep up

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Speaker 5: the great work. And Alexis, I hope your fake eyelashes

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Speaker 5: don't get too big. You're just fine the way you are.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's true. When they get too big, they start

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Speaker 1: to fall on you. Don't want to lose too many

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Speaker 1: you for looking out for me.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and you didn't even mention your roots at all?

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Speaker 11: What Yah?

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Speaker 5: What a gentleman. This one says, y'all kill me lol

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Speaker 5: at work listening to old second dates while I wait

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Speaker 5: for the full show. Oh, y'all should do another pod

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Speaker 5: exclusive outtakes or bloopers only.

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Speaker 7: Oh so we killed me in a good way?

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I mean this whole show is kind of

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, we have our bloopers are already in the show. Unfortunately,

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Speaker 5: Tax seventy five nine two says Jeffrey has been on

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Speaker 5: saw him go into a gas station restroom on Monday twice.

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Speaker 5: He walked in, then walked out, then walked in again,

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Speaker 5: and he didn't say.

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Speaker 13: Hi to me.

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Speaker 1: Wow, he had business on his mind.

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Speaker 5: I don't do a whole lot of talking inside the

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So, if you want to go check out our podcast,

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Speaker 5: it's available up on our socials, on YouTube, on TikTok.

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Speaker 1: The podcast is on Spotify. Videos are on TikTok.

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Speaker 5: Well, I don't know how it works google us online

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Speaker 5: Brooke and Jeffrey. I'm sure something some link will show up.

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Speaker 5: Race says that how does the show work.

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Speaker 15: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Let's just keep going being.

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Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: There's a lot of people who say dating right now

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Speaker 5: is just brutal.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we hear that all the time.

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Speaker 5: It's complicated, it's confusing, there's no good options left out there,

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Speaker 5: and I totally get that. I feel you. But let's

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Speaker 5: in the sixteen hundreds. Oh okay, your only options were

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Speaker 5: But half of them were hunchbacks. The other half died

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Speaker 5: breath mints or toothpaste, so just imagine that first man.

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Speaker 2: I think he got the plague on it.

456
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,080
Speaker 1: Do we want to go with Yodoran?

457
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:24,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna bring that up. So I think it's

458
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:28,920
Speaker 5: safe to say we've definitely upgraded the dating game a bit,

459
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:33,200
Speaker 5: not much, for a little bit, but finding love is

460
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:35,840
Speaker 5: still awkward and cringey as it's ever been, and we're

461
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:38,600
Speaker 5: going to prove that when our listeners share their worst

462
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:42,160
Speaker 5: dating experiences in a brand new Battle of the Tender

463
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,880
Speaker 5: dates coming up right after.

464
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:49,520
Speaker 8: This two Hope one dating app. Then, dares you swipe right?

465
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:54,000
Speaker 8: The question is whose love life is more tragic.

466
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:59,480
Speaker 5: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates. It's the dating game

467
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:02,560
Speaker 5: show that encourages you to start every first date by

468
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:05,640
Speaker 5: asking how fertile they are on a scale of one

469
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:06,840
Speaker 5: to the Dugger family.

470
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:07,600
Speaker 13: Oh my god.

471
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:08,400
Speaker 1: Okay, we're there.

472
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:11,600
Speaker 5: That's what we're doing now, Battle of the Tender Dates,

473
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,639
Speaker 5: where two of our listeners go head to head to

474
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,560
Speaker 5: find out whose love life is the most tragic. We'll

475
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,480
Speaker 5: go over the rules in just a second, but first

476
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:22,720
Speaker 5: let's meet today's contestants. In this corner, she'll let you

477
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:26,040
Speaker 5: know she's in the mood by letting one large drop

478
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:29,480
Speaker 5: of saliva fall from her mouth down onto your pant leg.

479
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:37,159
Speaker 1: Julia, Julia, keep a little handkerchief next to you and

480
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:37,800
Speaker 1: wipe it up.

481
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:42,480
Speaker 16: And in the other corner, she loves giving erotic back

482
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:46,320
Speaker 16: massages using the two plastic baby hands she keeps in

483
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:50,160
Speaker 16: her next stand say hello to tiny Limb Kim.

484
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:51,879
Speaker 8: Hi.

485
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:53,000
Speaker 15: Boys, you're welcome.

486
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,919
Speaker 4: I don't know, maybe just really getting those little spots.

487
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:02,680
Speaker 5: You're so right. Here's how the game works. One contestant

488
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:04,840
Speaker 5: will start by telling one of their worst date stories.

489
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:06,680
Speaker 5: Then the other will try and counter with a nightmare

490
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,560
Speaker 5: story of their own. We're going back and forth for

491
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:11,720
Speaker 5: three rounds until we declare a winner. Let's start it

492
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,680
Speaker 5: off with Julia. Julia, go for it.

493
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,760
Speaker 6: So I met him borrows my date, and in the

494
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,720
Speaker 6: middle of our combo, he looks like he's kind of

495
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:24,639
Speaker 6: like doodling on a napkin. And I looked at it,

496
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:27,000
Speaker 6: and he says, it's tally marks.

497
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:28,280
Speaker 11: What marks?

498
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,080
Speaker 6: Eight of them?

499
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,919
Speaker 5: Callie mark tally marks?

500
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:35,040
Speaker 1: You're really boring, doodle if it's just a bunch of lines.

501
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:37,639
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's weird exactly.

502
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:40,280
Speaker 6: And I said, what is that poor? And he says

503
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:43,480
Speaker 6: he's keeping track of how many jokes? I laugh?

504
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:47,800
Speaker 5: Oh, I thought he was making those cool lesses we

505
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:48,760
Speaker 5: used to make in school.

506
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:50,240
Speaker 1: Yeah.

507
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:55,160
Speaker 5: Sorry, but what he can track when you laugh.

508
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:57,080
Speaker 1: He should feel pretty good. Eight's pretty high.

509
00:22:57,320 --> 00:23:00,639
Speaker 6: Actually, he said, eleven is a high score.

510
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:05,359
Speaker 1: Did you laugh again at that?

511
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:05,760
Speaker 8: Or no?

512
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:09,960
Speaker 13: I did not after that?

513
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,399
Speaker 5: So tiny limb kim over to you.

514
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,680
Speaker 15: Oh okay. Well, a guy asked me if I wanted

515
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,240
Speaker 15: to do a painting ship night and I was like, cute, Yeah,

516
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:22,719
Speaker 15: those are so fine, It's like one of my favorite

517
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:23,119
Speaker 15: things to do.

518
00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:24,440
Speaker 17: But I shot up to his house.

519
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,320
Speaker 15: Turns out we're repainting his living room.

520
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:31,600
Speaker 4: Fun Is that what I can call it when I

521
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:34,520
Speaker 4: need to redo a room, a mountain or something?

522
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:35,520
Speaker 1: Hey, girls, come over.

523
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:35,920
Speaker 8: To my house.

524
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,639
Speaker 15: The worst part is the ship wasn't even wine, it

525
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:39,480
Speaker 15: was mountain dew.

526
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,720
Speaker 1: Did you treat me like a real painting crew?

527
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:46,959
Speaker 13: All right?

528
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:49,439
Speaker 5: On to round two? That means Julia tossing it back

529
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:49,600
Speaker 5: to you.

530
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,760
Speaker 6: So I show up to meet my date for dinner

531
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:56,160
Speaker 6: and I get a text from him saying he's already there.

532
00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:59,959
Speaker 6: I look around the restaurant and I don't see him,

533
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,119
Speaker 6: and he texts me again and he tells me to

534
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 6: walk over by the window. So I do, and there

535
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:12,159
Speaker 6: he is literally squatting down and I'm like, what are

536
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:16,200
Speaker 6: you doing? And he said he's too strong for chairs.

537
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:18,959
Speaker 5: Too strong for chairs?

538
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:20,960
Speaker 6: He said he doesn't need them.

539
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 4: Oh, he's just gonna like he's gonna wall sit without

540
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:25,240
Speaker 4: a chair.

541
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:30,440
Speaker 6: Yeah. So I sit down to the table and he

542
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 6: literally eats the food like while he's on the floor.

543
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:35,359
Speaker 6: Like our whole date, He's like sitting.

544
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:38,680
Speaker 5: There like a dog. It's so cute.

545
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,359
Speaker 2: Do you want to get down here? Crisscross apples?

546
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:43,400
Speaker 1: What you want the body to just happen girl?

547
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,320
Speaker 5: All right, cam, can you counter?

548
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:48,199
Speaker 11: Well?

549
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,399
Speaker 15: My dates spent all night talking to me about his

550
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:53,280
Speaker 15: property then he owns, but he was being like really

551
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:56,040
Speaker 15: vague about it, okay, So finally I was just like,

552
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:59,080
Speaker 15: what are you talking about? The rental houses? An apartment conflict?

553
00:24:59,160 --> 00:24:59,320
Speaker 8: Like what?

554
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:02,000
Speaker 15: Yeah, And he pulls out his phone and finally shows

555
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:05,760
Speaker 15: me pictures of his property. Turns out he went fifty

556
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:08,680
Speaker 15: to fifty with his dad on two vending machines inside

557
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:09,840
Speaker 15: a laundromat.

558
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 5: Machine.

559
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 2: Do you think it's a house or something?

560
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 5: And then she saw mountain dew in the vending machine.

561
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 5: She's like, oh I got again. Oh rah, Okay, on

562
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,800
Speaker 5: to our third and final round here. That means we

563
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:25,920
Speaker 5: need your best stories, lady. So Julia, Julia, what have

564
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:26,960
Speaker 5: you got? So?

565
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:30,280
Speaker 6: I was doing a picnic date at a park and

566
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:34,920
Speaker 6: I couldn't focus because someone was flying a drone like

567
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 6: literally right next to us, like.

568
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:37,720
Speaker 11: Right over it.

569
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:42,640
Speaker 6: It was so loud, so I actually could move spots

570
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:46,240
Speaker 6: and the drone just kept following us the whole date.

571
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:49,800
Speaker 1: Weird, Yeah, you think some weirdos like taking pictures of

572
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:50,480
Speaker 1: you or something.

573
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was really weird and I felt really uncomfortable,

574
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,719
Speaker 6: so I cut the date shorts and offully in our

575
00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 6: separate ways. He sends me a text message the drone

576
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 6: footage of us. Oh it was his drone, he says.

577
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 6: He asked his friend to record it so that we

578
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 6: had our first memory together.

579
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:11,080
Speaker 13: Record it.

580
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 5: For the lawsuit. That's that's kind of nice.

581
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,639
Speaker 1: Secret camera is on date. It's always a good idea.

582
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,359
Speaker 5: Very sexy, Kim, You got your work cut out for you.

583
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:24,399
Speaker 5: We need your last story.

584
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 15: My tender date invited me to dinner and said he

585
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:31,840
Speaker 15: saw his school place on TikTok that he wanted to try. Yeah,

586
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,480
Speaker 15: I thought so too, and then he ends up driving

587
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 15: us for the Rainforest Cafe, which I mean.

588
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:36,160
Speaker 2: That's fine.

589
00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:42,399
Speaker 1: Okay. Listen, as a kid that grew up in a

590
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 1: small town, I did not know these existed in stel

591
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 1: adulthood and it blew my mind.

592
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:51,000
Speaker 5: Hot first date location, How did that go? Well?

593
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,200
Speaker 15: Same, but he apparently had never tried it, so he

594
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 15: was really excited.

595
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:55,119
Speaker 1: Wow.

596
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 15: So we're sitting at this table and we're in between

597
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:02,480
Speaker 15: two families obviously, so then when the thunderstorm came on,

598
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 15: he wasn't expecting it and he screamed.

599
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 5: What's happening here. Oh my god.

600
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 15: What's the worst part isn't scared the kids at.

601
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:14,160
Speaker 5: The other table and they started crying.

602
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:17,640
Speaker 2: When the adults are getting scared, that is terrifying.

603
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,159
Speaker 5: We got the final bell. That means the match is

604
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 5: over and we need to score this give it over

605
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 5: to the judges. Good Alexis who are you voting for?

606
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 3: Kim for the paint and SIPI Brooke.

607
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 1: I think I gotta go Julia with the drone.

608
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:39,680
Speaker 5: Guy a tied up Jose gets the final say, I gotta.

609
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,440
Speaker 2: Go Rainforest Cafe. Baby, Kim, you win.

610
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 5: That means congratulations, tiny limb Kim forgot you are this

611
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,160
Speaker 5: week's Mistress of Misery. How does it feel?

612
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 15: I mean, it's a dubious title, but it's a title nonetheless.

613
00:27:54,960 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, you read that badge with pride and honor. Congratulations

614
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,919
Speaker 5: Cam and text in to seven eight, five, nine two

615
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:04,680
Speaker 5: if you want up here. On the next edition of

616
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 5: Battle of the Tender Dates, we got your phone tap

617
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 5: coming up.

618
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,240
Speaker 8: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

619
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,120
Speaker 5: It's time for your phone tap. And Jose has done

620
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 5: this character a few times in the past as a

621
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 5: normal guy who's afflicted with a serious case of dope ticulitis.

622
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:22,640
Speaker 5: I love this guy made up a medical condition where

623
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 5: he suddenly starts beat boxing and wrapping in the middle

624
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:28,320
Speaker 5: of any normal scenario that we give him. And today

625
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,680
Speaker 5: we got a request that he should apply for a

626
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 5: new job as a hostage negotiator. So this friend set

627
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 5: up a job interview for him, and I'm sure with

628
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 5: dope ticulitis, he's gonna be the perfect fit. In your

629
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 5: phone tap right now an Hello, Hi, good morning.

630
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:52,240
Speaker 7: I'm supposed to be calling at this time for a

631
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:52,880
Speaker 7: job interview.

632
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 5: My name is Marty.

633
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:55,920
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, Hi Marty.

634
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 5: How are you doing.

635
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 7: I'm actually feeling really good. I'm feeling confident.

636
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 13: Oh really, that's uh, that's great because I would say

637
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 13: you need a certain amount of confidence to get this

638
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 13: position for a crisis negotiator.

639
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 5: M hm.

640
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 13: You know you're gonna be dealing with a lot of

641
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 13: serious situations.

642
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 10: Well, I've had lots of high pressure situations with other agencies,

643
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 10: So if you have any questions, go ahead and ask

644
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 10: me about my experience or whatever you like.

645
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 13: Okay, okay, Well just remember for this position, de escalation

646
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:28,040
Speaker 13: is the key.

647
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 5: So oh absolutely.

648
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 13: Let's say there's a guy on a ledge on a rooftop.

649
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 13: You're talking to him. Oh, oh my gosh, yeah, you're

650
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 13: talking to him and he starts the hyperventily.

651
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 11: Uh oh, what do you do?

652
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 2: In that scenario? I would tell him that we just.

653
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 10: Need to focus on breathing, okay, and then I would practice.

654
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 5: Breathing with him. Two three two three two three two three.

655
00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 8: Two thre.

656
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 5: A cricket, Let's breathe.

657
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 7: And then I tell them to put down the weapon.

658
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 7: What was it a knife?

659
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 13: No, there wasn't a knife in this scenario.

660
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 1: There.

661
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 10: Oh, breathing exercises. I think they're really important in a

662
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 10: high tension scenario.

663
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 13: No, No, the beat thoughts thing you were doing this

664
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 13: is oh, this is a joke. You wouldn't do that.

665
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,480
Speaker 7: I thought Pat had told you. I have a severe

666
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 7: case of dope ticulitis.

667
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 13: Dope piculitis.

668
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 10: It's a condition where I like break out into freestyle beats.

669
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 10: I can't control it. I just gotta, you know, wreck, go, go,

670
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 10: go with the flow. But then it stops and I'm

671
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 10: over it.

672
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 13: That's a little strange. I never heard of that.

673
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 10: It's a real thing. It's just really rare. I've dealt

674
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 10: with it my whole life, And do you.

675
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 13: Think that this condition would be good in a crisis

676
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 13: situation as a negotiator.

677
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 7: I've had lots of job a job, right, right, lots

678
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:11,960
Speaker 7: of jobs.

679
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 5: Aware on the beach, okay, on the beach.

680
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 13: You know, I'm really sorry. You know, I really respect

681
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 13: you and your condition and everything like that. But I

682
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 13: just I think this interview is it's just over at

683
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 13: this point. No, I can't even consider you for this position.

684
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 5: No, I've been studying.

685
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 7: No, please, I've been studying so much.

686
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 10: I even learned how to handle disgruntled employees and hostile

687
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 10: workplace environments.

688
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:44,840
Speaker 13: Yeah, it doesn't, it doesn't really matter.

689
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 10: For example, in a company standoff, i'd say, sir, excuse me.

690
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 10: I know you want to speak to upper management and

691
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 10: blame them for ruining your life, but this is not the.

692
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 7: Wicked, wicked, wrick a wicked way to do this.

693
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 5: Drop a stapler away from the paphone.

694
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 8: Hello.

695
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's intense, so it's getting.

696
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 10: Faster, Yeah, Marty, No, do you just stop that man,

697
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 10: dope ticulitis.

698
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 7: It just kills me in these interviews.

699
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 13: I am I'm gonna be hanging up right now, and

700
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 13: I actually need to give Pat a call because this

701
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,640
Speaker 13: isn't what I expected. So I got a talk to him.

702
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 10: Okay, Well, when you talk to Pat, will you tell

703
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 10: him the freak of prank phone call worked.

704
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 5: At least.

705
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 13: What do you mean prank phone call?

706
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 10: Oh, because this is actually Jose from the radio show

707
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 10: Brika Jeffrey in the Morning.

708
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 7: We're doing a phone tap on you.

709
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 5: Yeah.

710
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,760
Speaker 7: Man, Pat said that you're interviewing for a really serious position.

711
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 2: He wanted somebody not.

712
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 5: Serious at all to come and interview for it.

713
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 7: And that's me.

714
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 5: But don't tickulight him.

715
00:32:55,880 --> 00:33:00,160
Speaker 10: Now you no, I know, wow, wow, you have You

716
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 10: don't know how to handle these intense situations.

717
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 7: Oh man, what did you think about me on a

718
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,480
Speaker 7: ledge trying to beat box some.

719
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 5: Guy off of it?

720
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 11: Oh my god, I thought the guy was gonna jump man,

721
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 11: wake up.

722
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 8: Every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on the twenties

723
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 8: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

724
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 5: Imagine having two men both interested in dating you thataded, guys,

725
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 5: I know, really seriously, is that is it a dream

726
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 5: scenario or is it a nightmare scenario?

727
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 2: You guys are like a normal day for alexis.

728
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I get it. How are you supposed

729
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 5: to choose between the sham wau guy and the my

730
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 5: pillow guy. Great options off.

731
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 1: Those two guys would go after the same person.

732
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's the issue one of our listeners was

733
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 5: facing because she had dates with two different guys but

734
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 5: could only pick one of them to pursue. As she

735
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 5: chosen correctly. We're gonna find out when we hear about

736
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 5: it in your brand new second date update, Next second

737
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:10,240
Speaker 5: date update.

738
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 8: Date.

739
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 5: After a good but not great first date, what are

740
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:20,320
Speaker 5: your options moving forward? You could a give up on

741
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 5: dating and do absolutely nothing.

742
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:26,799
Speaker 1: To give out No, it's okay date okay.

743
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, just a good, not a great date.

744
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:30,880
Speaker 1: It's gonna push you over the edge. Do you finally

745
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:31,400
Speaker 1: just give up?

746
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 5: I'm saying that's an option you could go with B

747
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:37,320
Speaker 5: play the waiting game and do absolutely nothing.

748
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,319
Speaker 1: Okay, that's the same option as.

749
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:43,279
Speaker 5: A option C. Make up a story in your head

750
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:47,320
Speaker 5: about how that person was probably some deranged psychopath, so

751
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 5: it's justified that you ghosted them and then do nothing.

752
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:55,439
Speaker 5: But today's listener, Abby went a different route after going

753
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 5: on a good not great first date, so let's talk

754
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 5: to her about it. Abby. Welcome to the show.

755
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,719
Speaker 11: Hi, thank you, so are we going to do that.

756
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 1: We're going to talk to you and then do nothing.

757
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:08,320
Speaker 5: Is that the Yeah, we'll get to doing nothing in

758
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 5: a bit. But first, what's the name of this good

759
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 5: not great guy?

760
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:13,359
Speaker 15: His name is Luke?

761
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 5: Oh, Luke. That's a good not even great name.

762
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:17,799
Speaker 4: What terrible intro?

763
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 1: I think the name Luke is nice?

764
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:21,359
Speaker 5: Is like he's mad?

765
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 15: Yeah, and I don't.

766
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 17: I don't want to set him up either as a

767
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:25,360
Speaker 17: thing like terrible.

768
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 5: I just just call him normal then, right, normal in

769
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 5: the middle, sure, average, Luke average.

770
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,960
Speaker 1: That sounds bad honestly though, Like right at the beginning,

771
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 1: I'm confused why you would call this guy average? The

772
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:38,879
Speaker 1: date okay and actually want to go out with most

773
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:39,919
Speaker 1: first date's just good?

774
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:43,799
Speaker 5: Yeah? Successfully, Yeah, I think we need to hear more

775
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 5: of the story. So tell us about how you and

776
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 5: Luke med and what you did for your date.

777
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:48,239
Speaker 8: Yeah.

778
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 6: I mean, he's a good dude.

779
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 17: He has a good job. He works in pharmaceutical industry

780
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 17: and I don't work in the same industry, but I

781
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:57,840
Speaker 17: know people who work in it, and kind of I

782
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 17: have some clients that kind of work in it. We connected,

783
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:02,959
Speaker 17: we had something to talk about, Okay.

784
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:04,960
Speaker 1: Is that how you guys met through mutual friends or

785
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:05,840
Speaker 1: do you meet him online?

786
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:06,319
Speaker 5: Yeah?

787
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:08,239
Speaker 17: No, we met on the dating app okay, and we

788
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 17: figured out that we live in the same part of town.

789
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 17: There's a kind of popular brewery, so we decided to

790
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:15,320
Speaker 17: kind of just head their since it was close to

791
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:15,839
Speaker 17: both of us.

792
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 13: Yeah.

793
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, it all sounds normal.

794
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, really good. Yeah, average, trying to avoid that word.

795
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:22,279
Speaker 8: Man.

796
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:23,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, how did the brewery go?

797
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 17: It was nice, like we chatted, we had stuff to

798
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 17: talk about. You know, it didn't blow me away, but

799
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 17: that's okay.

800
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:32,479
Speaker 11: Yeah.

801
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:34,320
Speaker 10: I mean, like what you mean by that is like

802
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 10: he checked all the boxes, he's got a good job,

803
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 10: easy convo, but nothing like stood out, is what you're

804
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:39,919
Speaker 10: trying to say.

805
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 17: No, No, it was pretty normal, and I think so

806
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 17: normal that it kind of made me hesitate after. I

807
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 17: didn't reach out to him other than like, thank you

808
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,640
Speaker 17: for the date, but you know, I didn't set anything

809
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 17: up afterwards.

810
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,719
Speaker 1: Is this just a quick thank you for the date,

811
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:57,760
Speaker 1: like a sign that you don't want anymore?

812
00:36:58,080 --> 00:36:58,400
Speaker 8: I don't know.

813
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 2: It depends. I would say, I'm like, oh my god,

814
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 2: thank you, that was awesome.

815
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 5: But I guess that's hard to read over text, right,

816
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 5: I mean was he responding back to you and trying

817
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:09,880
Speaker 5: to initiate a second date?

818
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 17: Yeah, he did ask me out and I kind of

819
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 17: left him on red.

820
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 1: So how long ago was that?

821
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:17,919
Speaker 13: This was two weeks ago?

822
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, so you're talking to it.

823
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 5: What's happened since then? Yeah?

824
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 17: Okay, So there was a weird thing that happened, and

825
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:27,400
Speaker 17: so that's why I wanted to chat. So after that,

826
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 17: I was a little unclear about Luke, and I went

827
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 17: on a different date the following week and we went

828
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 17: to the same brewery. I guess who was there?

829
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:39,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Luke was also there on a date.

830
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 17: Luke was also there on a date.

831
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 10: Now, I mean, yeah, awkward, But he's not doing anything wrong.

832
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:49,840
Speaker 1: No, nobody's doing it.

833
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 4: She just ghosted him and now she's back at the same.

834
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 1: Room with a new date.

835
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 5: What was the interaction between you two, Like, was there

836
00:37:59,160 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 5: an interaction?

837
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:02,799
Speaker 17: Yeah, I mean we saw each other. We just kind

838
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:05,400
Speaker 17: of like waved and I told the date, you know,

839
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 17: it's just a friend of mine, Smiley A little awkward.

840
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 1: Wait, did you think he was cuter when he was

841
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 1: sitting with another girl? I mean, honestly, yeah.

842
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:21,240
Speaker 13: I mean, to be honest, I was kind of like, Oh.

843
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 1: And I'm guessing your date didn't go that good?

844
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 5: How was the date with the new guy?

845
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 11: Fine?

846
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:34,400
Speaker 1: Nice, we'll call him in two weeks.

847
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 5: After this, clearly you were eyeing Luke over in the

848
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 5: corner with his other date and something was happening with

849
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:43,360
Speaker 5: you emotionally.

850
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:46,480
Speaker 17: Well, I think I also didn't have anything to compare

851
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 17: it with. I'm kind of new back into the dating pool,

852
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:54,799
Speaker 17: and Luke was the first person I had dated at.

853
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 5: That particular brewery.

854
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,400
Speaker 1: It's like when you're in a competition and you have

855
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 1: to go first and the judges score you lower because

856
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:02,839
Speaker 1: they don't know what else is coming up next.

857
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 13: They want to leave some room.

858
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:04,359
Speaker 8: Yeah.

859
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:07,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he got screwed in the judging.

860
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:09,360
Speaker 5: You know, is that how you felt?

861
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 8: Maybe?

862
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 15: Maybe I do.

863
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 17: That's him?

864
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 5: Yeah to conclusions, Okay, so where's your head at now

865
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 5: with Luke and this new guy?

866
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 17: The new guy was kind of whatever, and it made

867
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,839
Speaker 17: me think that Luke might be a good match.

868
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 6: Actually, so I him.

869
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 5: Luke was also whatever, but he's less whatever.

870
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,359
Speaker 4: Wait, so you texted Luke?

871
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 17: Yeah, So I texted him. Was just like haha, I

872
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,279
Speaker 17: was funny, you know, just like kind of laughed it off,

873
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 17: made a joke, and then said that we should hang

874
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:41,720
Speaker 17: out again, and he has not responded.

875
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you didn't respond to him when he said that.

876
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I know.

877
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:49,320
Speaker 17: But now maybe we don't know.

878
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:52,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like you want what you can't have exactly,

879
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 1: you can't have.

880
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 2: Him though, that's the thing.

881
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:57,439
Speaker 5: Well, we don't know. Maybe Luke has moved on. Maybe

882
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:59,959
Speaker 5: Luke actually did have a good time with the new.

883
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 8: I don't know.

884
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 15: I don't know.

885
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay. I hope you were like laughing a

886
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 1: lot and looking like you're having lots of fun.

887
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 5: On your other date, but not too much fun or

888
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:11,319
Speaker 5: else Luke will be like, oh, she really is having

889
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 5: a great time with another.

890
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:18,840
Speaker 1: Guy, kind of joking, jealous, more fun with me anyway?

891
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 5: Who says dating plays mine? Games on everybody?

892
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 8: Not I.

893
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:25,839
Speaker 5: So we're gonna come back. We're gonna call this good

894
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,239
Speaker 5: not great guy Luke and hopefully convince him to give

895
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 5: you a second chance.

896
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 1: We won't use that as his nickname, we promise, no, We'll.

897
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:34,880
Speaker 5: Come up with something better and do it with your

898
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 5: second date update right after this hold on second date update,

899
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 5: what's the famous saying you don't have to outrun the bear,

900
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 5: you just have to outrun the other guy. And that's

901
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:50,840
Speaker 5: kind of how our listener Abby decided she likes a

902
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:54,760
Speaker 5: dude named Luke because she went on two average dates

903
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 5: with two average guys. But it wasn't until after she

904
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:01,399
Speaker 5: met the second one she realized, actually, maybe guy number one, Luke,

905
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:04,080
Speaker 5: was slightly better. I pick him instead.

906
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:05,800
Speaker 1: Who's the bear in this analogy?

907
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:11,000
Speaker 5: I brook, Obviously you're the bear, okay, and you're gonna

908
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 5: maul the slower man.

909
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:15,440
Speaker 1: I always take the weakest link.

910
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 5: You always do. But that's how Abby ended up here

911
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:22,279
Speaker 5: looking for another chance with guy number one. But who knows,

912
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:24,719
Speaker 5: maybe after this she'll change her mind again and next

913
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 5: week we'll be calling average guy number two. Do you

914
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:29,360
Speaker 5: want us to keep a spot open for you, Abby

915
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:29,879
Speaker 5: next week?

916
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,279
Speaker 11: Just in case, I'm gonna stick with.

917
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 2: Like average week Sundays.

918
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:39,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, on the weekend, whole lineup of average men for

919
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 5: you to choose for.

920
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 1: I think it's pretty understanding though, Like you're back into

921
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,359
Speaker 1: the dating world, you kind of want to see what's

922
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,800
Speaker 1: out there a little bit, and it just happened to

923
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 1: be your very first one was better than you realize.

924
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,479
Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's a big danger of playing the field

925
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 5: right now in modern dating is there always seems to

926
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:55,919
Speaker 5: be a better option on the other side of the fense.

927
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 1: For you, Jeff, it hasn't been forever decision.

928
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 5: What's wrong to commit to the first man who approaches you?

929
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:05,240
Speaker 1: Actually?

930
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 5: Okay, maybe you keep that as an option for the

931
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 5: next guy you meet. Okay, okay, okay. For now, we'll

932
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 5: focus on Luke and see if he picks up the phone.

933
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:25,960
Speaker 5: I'm gonna dial his number right now, Louke, Hey, is

934
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 5: this Luke? Who's it? My name is Jeff. I'm on

935
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,399
Speaker 5: a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

936
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:35,879
Speaker 8: Luke.

937
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:40,439
Speaker 11: This is this is real This is this is real

938
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:42,279
Speaker 11: life right now.

939
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:47,839
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're on the radio right now? Is that okay?

940
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 11: I mean, depends on what what you need from me,

941
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 11: but sure, well understandable.

942
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:55,799
Speaker 5: All we want to do is gently pry into your

943
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:56,439
Speaker 5: personal life.

944
00:42:59,239 --> 00:42:59,799
Speaker 1: Sounds fun.

945
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 5: It's more fun than it sounds. It's a segment we

946
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 5: do called second Date Update.

947
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 11: Okay, you're the bear.

948
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 4: You're the bear in this analogy right now, Jeff, Just

949
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 4: so you know.

950
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:13,320
Speaker 11: The analogy, Yeah, what's going on?

951
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 5: This is a segment where we try to help listeners

952
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 5: with their dating life. If they've gone out with somebody

953
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:20,799
Speaker 5: and they're not getting a call back, we can try

954
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,719
Speaker 5: and help figure out the reason why. And the girl

955
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 5: who reached out to us about you is Abby, like

956
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:29,319
Speaker 5: two weeks ago.

957
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, okay, are you upset with Abby?

958
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 11: I'm not bad upset anymore. I mean that makes sense,

959
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:47,040
Speaker 11: but you were, well Yeah, did she tell you what happened? Yeah?

960
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,439
Speaker 5: I'm assuming you're talking about when you two ran into

961
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:52,240
Speaker 5: each other again like a week later at the same brewery.

962
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 1: Oh really, I think he's talking about the text messages

963
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 1: that she didn't answer.

964
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 11: I mean both were gut punches.

965
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:03,440
Speaker 5: Okay, We're trying to do some investigative digging on Abby's

966
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:07,279
Speaker 5: behalf because she's the last person that texted you and

967
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 5: you haven't responded to her.

968
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 11: Now how she didn't respond to me first?

969
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 1: Okay, So it is one of those make her feel

970
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:15,840
Speaker 1: what you felt moment.

971
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,959
Speaker 5: I told you mind game is not involved in dating

972
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:18,200
Speaker 5: at all.

973
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:20,799
Speaker 11: I mean she might be upset too because of the guy.

974
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,919
Speaker 11: Is she upset because of the I mean I talked

975
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,080
Speaker 11: to the guy in the bathroom.

976
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 7: Wait, what what her guy?

977
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 5: Like?

978
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 2: Her date?

979
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:28,879
Speaker 13: Yeah?

980
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:30,759
Speaker 11: I ran into the guy in the bathroom, like the

981
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,959
Speaker 11: guy she was on the date with, and oh.

982
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:36,799
Speaker 1: What happened? What did you say?

983
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:39,799
Speaker 11: I just told him the truth, you know. I told him,

984
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:42,319
Speaker 11: if you go on a nice date, she's gonna ghost

985
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 11: you probably. Oh would.

986
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:49,400
Speaker 1: You know what he got ghosted?

987
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:49,879
Speaker 8: Yeah?

988
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:51,759
Speaker 11: Why wouldn't I tell the guy of the truth. I

989
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,800
Speaker 11: didn't go in there to tell him. He just happened

990
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,239
Speaker 11: to be there, but he didn't ask you.

991
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 4: I know you would have appreciated it if somebody did

992
00:44:58,280 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 4: that for you.

993
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,799
Speaker 11: I'm a bro code kind of thing.

994
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:05,440
Speaker 5: It wasn't okay you you warned this other guy that

995
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 5: he was going to run into problems with Abby.

996
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 11: If he not problem, it's just ghosting.

997
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 1: Well it's not. It doesn't even matter because she's not

998
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 1: interested in that guy's Honestly, I don't know, I don't

999
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 1: know if she responded to him or not, but like

1000
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 1: she doesn't like that guy, she likes you.

1001
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 11: Yeah, she really, come on, she texted you and asked.

1002
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 17: You to go out.

1003
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:30,440
Speaker 5: I mean, the whole reason that she reached out to

1004
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:33,760
Speaker 5: our show to call you was because there is genuine

1005
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 5: interest in what you two had going on.

1006
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 11: Yeah, I thought she was just upset because of what

1007
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 11: I told the guy. I didn't I thought she knew that.

1008
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 5: Well, it didn't sound like she was upset because she

1009
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:45,600
Speaker 5: didn't bring that up to us. I don't even think

1010
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 5: she knows that happened.

1011
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:47,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.

1012
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,360
Speaker 11: Yeah, I guess. I mean he didn't say anything.

1013
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:53,400
Speaker 5: Well, here's the thing, now, she does know about it,

1014
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 5: because the way this works is we have Abby quietly

1015
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 5: listening on the other line, waiting to talk to you.

1016
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:03,800
Speaker 11: Hey, you're telling me, you're telling that's.

1017
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:05,799
Speaker 7: That's Abby?

1018
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:14,279
Speaker 11: Say, Hi, are you joking right now? The way he's

1019
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 11: on the.

1020
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:18,920
Speaker 17: Phone, I'm actually wondering if you're the one that's joking,

1021
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:20,959
Speaker 17: are you being serious? So you talk to my dates,

1022
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 17: Why would you tell him that I was going.

1023
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 8: To ghost him?

1024
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 11: Well, didn't you ghost in?

1025
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,160
Speaker 17: I mean I haven't exactly.

1026
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:38,200
Speaker 4: I mean, Abby, you obviously told him that because that's

1027
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 4: what you did to him.

1028
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,320
Speaker 17: Okay, But I mean, first of all, it's none of no,

1029
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 17: e of factly, it's not. That's not your business.

1030
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:46,360
Speaker 8: And I'm genuinely I.

1031
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 17: Would do it because I'm interested in going out with

1032
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:48,560
Speaker 17: you again.

1033
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:52,000
Speaker 11: I have to ask, are you planning on seeing him again?

1034
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 11: I guess noting on the radio about me.

1035
00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:57,399
Speaker 17: No, I'm not going to see this other guy. And yeah,

1036
00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:59,759
Speaker 17: I reached out to the radio because looks like I'm

1037
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:04,920
Speaker 17: new to this and I liked you, and I get

1038
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:07,359
Speaker 17: a lot of messages on the dating apps. And I'm

1039
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,760
Speaker 17: not like saying that to like toot my own horn,

1040
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 17: but I'm realizing. I'm realizing that a good first date

1041
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:17,319
Speaker 17: doesn't always have to be like sparkled and magic and great,

1042
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 17: and I think it's a great building block. And so

1043
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 17: I was interested in you.

1044
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:25,959
Speaker 11: I mean that's nice, but like, if you're ghosting him again,

1045
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 11: this is a pattern.

1046
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 2: No, if she sees him on a date with someone else,

1047
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:31,399
Speaker 2: you'll text him again.

1048
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 1: She's only been in the dating world yet, I mean,

1049
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:36,759
Speaker 1: I don't know if she's even been in it long

1050
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:38,319
Speaker 1: enough to be a pass learn not to.

1051
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 11: Ghost eventually, Like, you know what, that's that's true. I

1052
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 11: guess you've seen sincere about it.

1053
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:48,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, I mean there's kind of an awkwardness happening

1054
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 5: between you two, Like is this what the conversation on

1055
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 5: your guys' date was like? Because now I can kind

1056
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:58,120
Speaker 5: of understand what you were saying, Yeah, or some downs, Yeah, okay, Yeah,

1057
00:47:58,520 --> 00:47:59,879
Speaker 5: I have an okay time.

1058
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 1: I mean, you can at least tell him that you're

1059
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:03,799
Speaker 1: not ghosting him anymore, because this counsels out that ghost

1060
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 1: you texted.

1061
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:06,840
Speaker 5: Him and yeah, yeah, so go ahead.

1062
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:10,720
Speaker 17: I mean, look like I'm realizing something to your isold.

1063
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 17: Write this other guy and just say thank you. I

1064
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:13,480
Speaker 17: don't think it's a good fit.

1065
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:16,360
Speaker 1: That's good, look at that learning from mistakes.

1066
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 17: Yeah, I am genuine and I'm being honest here.

1067
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 2: What do you think of that?

1068
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:20,799
Speaker 13: Bro?

1069
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 5: Do you believe her?

1070
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:22,439
Speaker 15: Luke?

1071
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,440
Speaker 11: I believe her. I think my expectations are still going

1072
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 11: to be low. If that's okay with you.

1073
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 5: It should be what a romantic thing to say.

1074
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 4: That's so good.

1075
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 1: I would love low expectations.

1076
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, real, I expect absolutely nothing from you going forward.

1077
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:41,760
Speaker 1: You can impress him with anything.

1078
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:43,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to cry.

1079
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 5: Now that we've set the bar way way down. We

1080
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:50,799
Speaker 5: would like to offer to send you to on another date,

1081
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 5: and we would pay for it. I'm going to give

1082
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 5: the option to Luke first, since you're the person that

1083
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:57,840
Speaker 5: we were calling buddy, I will.

1084
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 11: Say yes, but I have to say I expectations are low,

1085
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:03,879
Speaker 11: and I expect you to ghost me after the second day.

1086
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: Hey, oh wow, is it disappointing if she doesn't.

1087
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:11,359
Speaker 11: Now, Hey, we can only go up from here.

1088
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:14,319
Speaker 1: There, that's hope.

1089
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:17,399
Speaker 5: There you go, Abby, you scored a date with Luke.

1090
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 2: This will be the only time I'm a high five

1091
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:20,319
Speaker 2: n in a date and it'll be a good thing.

1092
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:23,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, it will be if you still want it, that is,

1093
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:24,360
Speaker 5: Are you still interested?

1094
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 2: We don't change your mind now, or have.

1095
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:27,799
Speaker 5: You gone back to guy number two again?

1096
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 8: No?

1097
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 17: No, No, I'm interested in Luke. I want to go

1098
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:31,760
Speaker 17: on another date a right.

1099
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:36,839
Speaker 5: Same brewery for a third time in a row.

1100
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 2: You're going to run into the other guy.

1101
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:39,880
Speaker 1: That bartender is gonna be.

1102
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:41,239
Speaker 13: Like, what is happening.

1103
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:45,960
Speaker 5: Murky Jeffrey in the morning. I gotta say I'm kind

1104
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 5: of proud of Abby on that one, because she had

1105
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:51,520
Speaker 5: every right to be upset after learning Luke had talked

1106
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:54,400
Speaker 5: to her date in the bathroom. She totally could have

1107
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:56,919
Speaker 5: changed her mind, But no, she's stuck to her guns

1108
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:59,760
Speaker 5: and said, I don't care if Luke is bad mouthing

1109
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:02,160
Speaker 5: me behind my back to the other guys that I'm dating.

1110
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:05,440
Speaker 5: I committed to him early on and I am sticking

1111
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:05,840
Speaker 5: with it.

1112
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:07,640
Speaker 1: Yes, she really did I hate.

1113
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:09,279
Speaker 10: To say didn't bad mouth, because he kind of did.

1114
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 10: But he was just like, hey, she didn't call me back,

1115
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:13,480
Speaker 10: just a warning, like is that yeah?

1116
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 4: But finally the truth, Finally someone said, oh my god,

1117
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:17,040
Speaker 4: you're right.

1118
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:17,840
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have done that.

1119
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:19,839
Speaker 4: She even said she's gonna tell the other guy she's

1120
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:20,440
Speaker 4: not interested.

1121
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:23,840
Speaker 1: Didn't No, guy. Bathroom talk is like that each.

1122
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:26,840
Speaker 5: Other's Oh, our backs, we got each other's fronts. It

1123
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 5: gets crazy in.

1124
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:30,480
Speaker 1: This to talk when you yep together.

1125
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:33,879
Speaker 5: Sometimes we're not actually talking, we're just having each other's backs. Oh,

1126
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:36,880
Speaker 5: and it's a good time. All I'm asking though, is

1127
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 5: blind loyalty too much to ask?

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Speaker 1: Yes, you should be blindly loyal to anyone.

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Speaker 8: Oh good.

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00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 5: So then I will not ask all of our loyal

1131
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:48,879
Speaker 5: listeners to subscribe to our podcast. In fact, feel free

1132
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 5: to unsubscribe because we believe in choices.

1133
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:55,880
Speaker 1: There's nothing about blind about their loyalty. They know exactly

1134
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 1: what they're in for.

1135
00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:59,839
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, so click at your own risk. If you're

1136
00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:02,000
Speaker 5: not following us, check us out at Brook and.

1137
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,360
Speaker 8: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 5: It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning, and management has asked

1139
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:11,280
Speaker 5: us to be bold and try to push the limits

1140
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:14,320
Speaker 5: with our new content to reach an even bigger variety

1141
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:17,319
Speaker 5: of listeners than we already have. So I hear him

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00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:19,919
Speaker 5: loud and clear. That's good Jet, Which is why today

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00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 5: we're doing the first ever Brook and Jeffrey Consumer Minutes.

1144
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:29,120
Speaker 5: Who's buying, what, what's selling?

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00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 15: Who?

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00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:31,839
Speaker 5: I feel like CNN gets to have all the fun

1147
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:33,960
Speaker 5: reporting on the consumer Price Index.

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00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:37,640
Speaker 1: Well sounds so boring, not anymore, look.

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00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 5: Out, Wolf Blitzer, Brooken Jeffrey is doing financing right now.

1150
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:45,480
Speaker 1: These are all going to be wrong finances.

1151
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:50,680
Speaker 5: Because here the top four things Americans can't stop buying

1152
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:57,239
Speaker 5: right now. Number one is actually Pokemon cards. It's become

1153
00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 5: a real problem with full grown adults fighting each other

1154
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:03,479
Speaker 5: for boxes of them at Walmart and Costco. In fact,

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00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 5: one woman recently turned to a famous financial expert for

1156
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:10,800
Speaker 5: advice after her husband racked up one hundred thousand dollars

1157
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:15,400
Speaker 5: in debt just buying Pokemon card. It's an investment, but

1158
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:16,000
Speaker 5: it's crazy.

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00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:17,560
Speaker 12: You'll see them go rip one and it'll be like,

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00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 12: oh my god, I guess it's a fourteen dollars two

1161
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:22,760
Speaker 12: and I bought the pack for two dollars.

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00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:24,360
Speaker 4: You can sell it on eBay and charge them a

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00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:25,400
Speaker 4: high shipping and handling.

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00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:29,640
Speaker 5: It's so cool. Other than that, clothes also going up.

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00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 4: Well let's go, and everybody's doing back to school, you know.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Still it's relevant. You got to picture a little

1167
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 5: like green arrow, Brook. I know it's radio, but visualize

1168
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:43,000
Speaker 5: a green arrow pointing up. It's our consumer report minute. Y. Yeah,

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00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 5: people are buying clothes.

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Speaker 1: It is the longest minute in some people's lives right now.

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00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 5: Along with books. People are buying books now if they

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00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:54,920
Speaker 5: can't afford them. They're getting expensive green arrow up on books.

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00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 5: Do you see the green arrow?

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Speaker 1: Yeahs.

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Speaker 5: And last but not least, this one might prize you.

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Speaker 5: But water bottles, Oh, we just bought too.

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Speaker 1: Not to school too. We just got the a wala

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00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:08,839
Speaker 1: where you look like a little koala when you drink

1179
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:10,919
Speaker 1: out of it. That's why they call it that. Okay.

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Speaker 5: It was an exciting finance segment until Brook ruined it

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Speaker 5: with that comment. So the weird thing about water bottles,

1182
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:20,400
Speaker 5: it's not just like Stanley's and Yeti's disposable. Water bottles

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00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:21,120
Speaker 5: are on the rise.

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00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:27,760
Speaker 1: To get out of here, go back to books, drink.

1185
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:30,680
Speaker 5: From the sewer like you belong, But that was your

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Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey Consumer Minutes Laser Stories. It's next. It's

1187
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Speaker 5: the radio segment that's helping you be more productive with

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Speaker 5: a new cosmetic surgery called by oral augmentation, or in

1189
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:53,279
Speaker 5: Layman's terms, surgically adding a second, smaller mouth. So now

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00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:55,960
Speaker 5: you can talk to your best friend with one mouth

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00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 5: while you eat.

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Speaker 11: With the other.

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Speaker 1: I am so glad you were only eating with that

1194
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:03,359
Speaker 1: second mouth at the same time.

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00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:05,920
Speaker 5: You could do whatever you want your mouth while you're

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00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:08,920
Speaker 5: doing something else with the other two mouths. Only downside

1197
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:11,759
Speaker 5: is if you puke, it does go out both holes. Yeah,

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00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:15,160
Speaker 5: you'll figure that out later though. With Laser story, the

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Speaker 5: segment Robbie read weird news stories from around the globe

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00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 5: out of one mouth, just like everybody else does, except

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Speaker 5: we've got a laser. Those other monomouths just don't. This

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Speaker 5: first laser story is out of Los Angeles. A man

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00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:30,280
Speaker 5: named David Malcolm flew back home to LA last weekend

1204
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:33,520
Speaker 5: and couldn't find his luggage at the baggage claim, shocking.

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00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:36,759
Speaker 5: Luckily for him, he had an air tag inside, so

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00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:39,520
Speaker 5: he checked to see where it was and saw it

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00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 5: was moving away from the airport.

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Speaker 1: Someone accidentally grab it, that's what I always think, or

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Speaker 1: on purpose.

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Speaker 5: He wasn't sure, but he did realize it had been taken,

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00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:53,880
Speaker 5: so he jumped in an uber and started chasing after it,

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Speaker 5: and eventually the tag stopped at a boarded up, abandoned

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Speaker 5: building about half mile away.

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Speaker 1: I can't, yeah, just just drop me off of the court.

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Speaker 1: I'm kissing out check it out by myself.

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Speaker 5: No, he called the cops first. Good, that's good, A right,

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Speaker 5: And when they showed up, officers shined flashlights inside the

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Speaker 5: building and they saw some movement, so they slowly went

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00:55:15,239 --> 00:55:17,759
Speaker 5: inside with David next to them. At one point, they

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00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:19,560
Speaker 5: opened up a door and on the other side of

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00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 5: it there was a man standing there wearing all of

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Speaker 5: David's clothes.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, score, that could have been so much worse.

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Speaker 5: Other people were there too, also wearing David's outfits from

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Speaker 5: his vacation.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure you'd tell us.

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Speaker 1: It would be like thousands of other suitcases or something.

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Speaker 1: Everybody just wants David's stuff.

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Speaker 5: Apparently the cops lined them up and took photos because

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Speaker 5: it was so hilarious. In the end, David was allowed

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Speaker 5: to recollect his things, which were strewn throughout the building.

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Speaker 1: And odd people that too.

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Speaker 5: He says he was able to get about ninety percent

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Speaker 5: of his stuff back, so rest were made. But the

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Speaker 5: story is already knew, and it sounds like the police

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00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:04,160
Speaker 5: are still investigating. They probably want to find out if

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Speaker 5: there were other people involved and if this was a

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Speaker 5: one time thing or if it's an ongoing scheme.

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Speaker 1: Do you think he only got ninety percent because he

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Speaker 1: saw how good the shirt looked on that guy. What

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00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:15,920
Speaker 1: you wear that better than me to keep it?

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Speaker 5: You keep rocking that thing, bro. This next Slazer story

1243
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:23,000
Speaker 5: is out of Cape Coral, Florida. Forty seven year olds.

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Speaker 5: Kyle Myvet is a Batman fan. He loves the movies

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Speaker 5: and even got permission from his wife to decorate his

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00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:34,680
Speaker 5: man cave like a bat cave. So the other night,

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00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:37,480
Speaker 5: he had just gone to bed wearing his favorite Batman

1248
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:41,920
Speaker 5: Wonsie oh Man, and that's when his wife told him

1249
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:45,799
Speaker 5: the security cameras spotted somebody in their driveway breaking into

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00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:54,640
Speaker 5: his truck. Kyle rushed out, but the thief was already gone.

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00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:59,000
Speaker 5: Doesn't stop the Protector of Mendler. He doesn't stop the

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00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:01,880
Speaker 5: protector of Gotham City. Though, or if Cape Corala in

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00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:04,480
Speaker 5: that matter, because he jumped right into his truck and

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00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:05,080
Speaker 5: gunned it.

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00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:06,120
Speaker 2: What Oh, wait a.

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00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:07,400
Speaker 4: Minute, don't chase the man.

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00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:08,880
Speaker 1: You're not actually a superhero.

1258
00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:12,000
Speaker 5: Too late, that's when he spotted somebody attempting to enter

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00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:17,000
Speaker 5: his neighbor's garage. Hey, nobody get tempting. And luckily Kyle

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00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:20,400
Speaker 5: wasn't just a grown man who likes to wear Batman pj's.

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00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:25,040
Speaker 5: He's also a former correctional officer and martial arts teacher.

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Speaker 1: Okay, he's got more history than Bruce Wayne.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So he jumped out of the truck, grabbed the man,

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00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:38,120
Speaker 5: and gave him the business kes. He then held him

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Speaker 5: until police arrived. The twenty year old suspect had a

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00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:45,040
Speaker 5: prior record and was charged with multiple counts of burglary. Okay,

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00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:48,760
Speaker 5: so it was the burglar, Yes, it was. As a

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00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:52,400
Speaker 5: neighbor caught the evildoer and after he was arrested, the

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00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 5: department posted a photo of Kyle with their officers and

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00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:59,600
Speaker 5: the caption it was good to see Batman keeping Cape

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Speaker 5: Coral safe.

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00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:03,040
Speaker 1: Their Facebook photos.

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00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:03,280
Speaker 8: Hot.

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00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 1: I like that this man is still proud enough in

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00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:09,880
Speaker 1: a Batman onesie to okay, with a photo.

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Speaker 5: This next laser story is out of Food News. Yeah,

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00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:17,160
Speaker 5: don't hate me for saying this, but fall is just

1279
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:22,160
Speaker 5: around the corner. Yeah, which means it's almost pancake soup season.

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00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:26,760
Speaker 2: Pancakes?

1281
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:28,240
Speaker 1: Are you combining those two things?

1282
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:30,000
Speaker 5: Yeah? It was weird. No, I say that because a

1283
00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:33,560
Speaker 5: recipe from nineteen seventy five has been going viral online,

1284
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:36,680
Speaker 5: A recipe for a real thing that used to be

1285
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:40,080
Speaker 5: popular fifty years ago called pancake soup.

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00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:42,120
Speaker 2: W Is that I thought you were saying.

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00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:44,320
Speaker 7: It's pancake slash soup season.

1288
00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:46,240
Speaker 4: I mean, if you think about it, cereal is just

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00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:48,520
Speaker 4: kind of like a cold DESPATCHO.

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00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:50,160
Speaker 1: You know, a whole soup ball.

1291
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:53,160
Speaker 5: This is different. For the recipe for pancake soup. You

1292
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:56,760
Speaker 5: basically make pancakes on a griddle in bacon grease. Then

1293
00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:01,240
Speaker 5: you cut them into quarter inch long strips. Then you

1294
00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:04,360
Speaker 5: put the scripts into an actual broth made with bullion

1295
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:07,120
Speaker 5: cubes and water, heat it up and serve.

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00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:10,600
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, chicken bon Does it matter?

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Speaker 8: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: So it's kind of like Matza ball, but the balls

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Speaker 4: are stringy along.

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00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:15,160
Speaker 11: Yeah.

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00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:17,800
Speaker 5: A post with an image of the recipe has been

1302
00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:20,960
Speaker 5: going viral, and some commenters have pointed out it's actually

1303
00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:24,800
Speaker 5: a German dish called flato soup in the one country.

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00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:26,640
Speaker 1: I'm not like I'm gonna go there for the food.

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00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:29,400
Speaker 5: Well, there's a lot of different ways you can do it,

1306
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:32,920
Speaker 5: but basically doing it as a dessert with pancakes in

1307
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:36,440
Speaker 5: a broth of syrup, milk and fruit and sugar. I

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00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:38,000
Speaker 5: mean that doesn't sound all that bad.

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00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:40,120
Speaker 2: Now we're talking. You can dimp in there.

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00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:41,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't know.

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00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:42,480
Speaker 2: I'm into it.

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00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:43,760
Speaker 1: You make it, I'll try it.

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00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:47,480
Speaker 5: Okay. Now you're not willing to put in the effort,

1314
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:47,919
Speaker 5: that's fine.

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00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:49,880
Speaker 1: Or maybe you're not willing to put in the effort.

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00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:57,880
Speaker 5: Let's go to your next leisure story. Out of workplace

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00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:02,000
Speaker 5: central me. The Americans are doing a short work week

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01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:03,480
Speaker 5: because of the Labor Day holiday.

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01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:06,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, all week should be sure, But what if.

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01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:09,760
Speaker 5: You think about it? What if it was a real life,

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01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:15,720
Speaker 5: every week kind of thing. Yet I say that sign

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01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:18,320
Speaker 5: in the petition. A new survey found seventy percent of

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01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:21,400
Speaker 5: people believe they could do their job in thirty two

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01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:22,479
Speaker 5: hours per week.

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01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:24,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, and the other thirty percent of those people that

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01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:26,080
Speaker 4: would you so busy?

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01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:26,360
Speaker 8: Were?

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01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:27,280
Speaker 5: You're not that busy?

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01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:28,040
Speaker 1: You could do it.

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01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:31,520
Speaker 5: Only twenty nine percent did not think it was possible,

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01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:34,040
Speaker 5: while three percent aren't really sure.

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01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:39,360
Speaker 1: Oh J can work five days? Yeah, people there volunteer.

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01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:42,400
Speaker 1: Those percents added up to one hundred, but I guess all.

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01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:44,680
Speaker 5: Well, maybe if they had a longer work week they

1335
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:46,640
Speaker 5: would have done better now, but they were rushed on it.

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01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:49,640
Speaker 5: Millennials are most likely to think that they could make

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01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:52,440
Speaker 5: it work. Seventy five percent think they could pull it off,

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01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:56,040
Speaker 5: followed closely by gen Z and jen X, who were

1339
01:00:56,080 --> 01:01:00,000
Speaker 5: both at seventy percent. Baby Boomers far less convinced.

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01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:02,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like, we should work more.

1341
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:03,680
Speaker 1: They should be retired.

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01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:06,360
Speaker 4: My mom is in her seventies and back to working

1343
01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:06,919
Speaker 4: full time.

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01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:12,800
Speaker 5: I'm fifty. Boomers think having a four day work week

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01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:16,960
Speaker 5: would absolutely screw up everything. You suck.

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Speaker 2: I can't fathom.

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01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:22,160
Speaker 5: They like working. But hypothetically if it did happen, what

1348
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:26,240
Speaker 5: additional day would you prefer to have off? In the survey,

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01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:31,640
Speaker 5: Monday workers overwhelmingly preferred Friday at fifty five percent over

1350
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:33,440
Speaker 5: Monday at twenty four positions.

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01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:35,160
Speaker 2: Monday was nice to have off.

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01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:38,040
Speaker 1: Fridays are fun, you know, Friday night has a vibe

1353
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:40,080
Speaker 1: like that's a good even if we're at a four

1354
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:42,160
Speaker 1: day work week, out of all the days, that's not

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01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:43,400
Speaker 1: the one I want to take off.

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01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:45,960
Speaker 5: As for this guy, he doesn't take a day off.

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01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:51,040
Speaker 5: He just keeps on plowing through getting that job done

1358
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:54,880
Speaker 5: every single day. Okay, it's setting a good example for

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01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:57,320
Speaker 5: the rest of us. It sounds like Laser Stories is

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01:01:57,680 --> 01:01:59,360
Speaker 5: come to an end for the day. We'll do it again,

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01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:00,080
Speaker 5: same time.

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01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:03,400
Speaker 8: On Friday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:16,480
Speaker 5: Playing this song because it's definitely starting to smell like

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01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:21,000
Speaker 5: teen spirit and gear. Since our listener Jackie is on

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01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:24,120
Speaker 5: the phone in the parking lot of Costco right now,

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01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:28,200
Speaker 5: buying as much food as physically possible so she can

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01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:33,040
Speaker 5: feed her hungry teenage monsters. Oh, Brooke, you're on the

1368
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:35,600
Speaker 5: verge of having one of your own, so you better

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01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:38,600
Speaker 5: take some advice from Jackie here. Jackie, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 6: Good morning.

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01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:42,440
Speaker 1: Are you just gonna get eighteen rotisserie chickens?

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01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:44,520
Speaker 4: You know, they're kind of like t rexes. You throw

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01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:46,200
Speaker 4: them over the fence and then they just.

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01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:47,040
Speaker 11: Cut rock.

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01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:51,160
Speaker 15: Lately it's hot pockets.

1376
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:54,880
Speaker 1: Oh, the nineties are alive again.

1377
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:56,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, give them gushers while.

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01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:57,120
Speaker 15: You're at it.

1379
01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:59,400
Speaker 13: Yeah, no, that's all right.

1380
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:01,160
Speaker 3: The dent builder already out right.

1381
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:04,640
Speaker 5: It sounded like Jackie needed to laugh today, So this

1382
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:07,040
Speaker 5: is a good start to it. Brook's gonna leave the

1383
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:08,680
Speaker 5: studio and let's get to the game.

1384
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:08,840
Speaker 15: Here.

1385
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:11,200
Speaker 5: You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1386
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:12,600
Speaker 5: If you don't know when, you could say pass. But

1387
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:14,160
Speaker 5: you have to beat her outright if you want to win.

1388
01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:14,960
Speaker 5: Are you ready?

1389
01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:16,200
Speaker 11: I'm ready?

1390
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:17,760
Speaker 5: Good luck? Your time starts.

1391
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:18,000
Speaker 8: Now.

1392
01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:21,120
Speaker 5: Which side of the road do they drive on in Sweden?

1393
01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:22,280
Speaker 5: Right or left side?

1394
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:23,680
Speaker 9: Right?

1395
01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:26,480
Speaker 5: What game came first? Checkers? Or chess?

1396
01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:28,800
Speaker 15: Chess?

1397
01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:31,200
Speaker 5: What's the official language of Egypt?

1398
01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:34,080
Speaker 17: English?

1399
01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:38,720
Speaker 5: Green onions are also known by what other name? Shall

1400
01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:42,400
Speaker 5: with one hundred total? What mammal has the most teeth

1401
01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:49,280
Speaker 5: in the world, dolphin, armadillo or bats? Which video game

1402
01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:56,959
Speaker 5: popularized the phrase victory royale as a wind screen? Jack

1403
01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:03,960
Speaker 5: Hopefully your teenagers didn't hear that answer. But Brook is

1404
01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:07,160
Speaker 5: now back in the studio here and let's see it

1405
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:10,320
Speaker 5: says Jackie is on my screener owen one all time.

1406
01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:14,000
Speaker 5: Nothing else interesting on the screen. It just says costco

1407
01:04:14,080 --> 01:04:16,120
Speaker 5: and teenage boys. So, oh man, what.

1408
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:19,360
Speaker 1: About you, Jackie? I mean, don't be defined by your children.

1409
01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:19,760
Speaker 11: Who are you?

1410
01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:24,000
Speaker 15: I I'm a wife and I work full time and

1411
01:04:24,480 --> 01:04:26,240
Speaker 15: I go to Costco on my days off.

1412
01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:28,160
Speaker 6: Oh, Jackie, youmach it?

1413
01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:29,800
Speaker 7: What CO word do you hate the most?

1414
01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:30,440
Speaker 2: Shout him out?

1415
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:32,959
Speaker 15: The coworker that I hated the most I no longer

1416
01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:33,320
Speaker 15: worked with.

1417
01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:36,880
Speaker 11: So it's all right, Jackie, got a fire.

1418
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:40,920
Speaker 1: I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

1419
01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:46,640
Speaker 7: You're so awesome, Jackie.

1420
01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:49,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, Jackie, we need more energy like yours. Now, Brook,

1421
01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:50,240
Speaker 5: it's your turn. Are you ready?

1422
01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:51,080
Speaker 1: I'm so ready.

1423
01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:53,640
Speaker 5: Your time starts now. Which side of the road do

1424
01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:57,360
Speaker 5: they drive on in Sweden? Right or left side? Right?

1425
01:04:57,960 --> 01:05:02,520
Speaker 5: What game came first? Checkers or chess checkers? What's the

1426
01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:07,840
Speaker 5: official language of Egypt Arabic? Green onions are also known

1427
01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:11,480
Speaker 5: by what other names? Scallions with one hundred total? What

1428
01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:15,440
Speaker 5: mammal has the most teeth in the world? Dolphin, armadillo

1429
01:05:15,680 --> 01:05:20,360
Speaker 5: or bats dolphin. Which video game popularized the phrase victory

1430
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:22,240
Speaker 5: Royale as a windscreen?

1431
01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:27,800
Speaker 1: Oh, the one that that Jose likes. That is not

1432
01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:30,000
Speaker 1: moral combat son? What's the name of it?

1433
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:32,840
Speaker 5: Okay, we'll wait too long to give her time for

1434
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:35,680
Speaker 5: that's it? Buzzers in times out. We're gonna go to

1435
01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:38,280
Speaker 5: the scoreboard to see how you bolted with Jose. Was

1436
01:05:38,320 --> 01:05:40,000
Speaker 5: it over win the Treman's bomb?

1437
01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:42,200
Speaker 8: P Hello.

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01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:47,760
Speaker 5: Malanias, Jackie, you got to correct today.

1439
01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:49,680
Speaker 17: I'm surprised I.

1440
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:50,040
Speaker 15: Got to.

1441
01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:53,240
Speaker 5: Did be even better than you thought.

1442
01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:57,400
Speaker 2: That's a good agy. I go baruk, Jackie got too

1443
01:05:57,600 --> 01:05:59,400
Speaker 2: How nervous are you not?

1444
01:05:59,640 --> 01:05:59,760
Speaker 5: Very?

1445
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:00,280
Speaker 11: Yeah?

1446
01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:01,000
Speaker 2: You got four?

1447
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:03,120
Speaker 5: Sorry about that.

1448
01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:06,400
Speaker 1: I just wasn't nervous. So they don't really get nervous.

1449
01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:11,520
Speaker 5: Checkie, Okay, alcohol, whatever you want to call it, So

1450
01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:13,880
Speaker 5: let's cover The answer is which side of the road?

1451
01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:16,120
Speaker 5: Which side of the road do they drive on? In Sweden?

1452
01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:18,680
Speaker 5: On the right side they actually switch from left to

1453
01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:22,800
Speaker 5: right On this day in nineteen sixty seven, the one

1454
01:06:22,880 --> 01:06:26,320
Speaker 5: that came first between checkers or chess was checkers first

1455
01:06:26,760 --> 01:06:29,080
Speaker 5: real game. Boards of checkers have been dated back to

1456
01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:31,600
Speaker 5: three thousand BC. Chess can only be traced to the

1457
01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:32,600
Speaker 5: sixth century.

1458
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:33,680
Speaker 1: King me.

1459
01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:35,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, kings were invented.

1460
01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:39,000
Speaker 5: Probably there you go. The official language of Egypt is Arabic.

1461
01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:42,840
Speaker 5: Green onions are also known as scallions. The mammal with

1462
01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:45,440
Speaker 5: the most teeth in the world is the giant armadillo,

1463
01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:50,040
Speaker 5: Gary with one hundred total. Whoa, And the video game

1464
01:06:50,120 --> 01:06:53,240
Speaker 5: that popularized the phrase victory Royale was Fortnite.

1465
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:59,680
Speaker 10: Yeah after Yeah, So your teenagers are gonna be upset

1466
01:06:59,720 --> 01:07:00,760
Speaker 10: that you get that one.

1467
01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:01,640
Speaker 5: I know.

1468
01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:03,880
Speaker 2: I guess mom's already not cool.

1469
01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:06,280
Speaker 1: So yeah is always upset us.

1470
01:07:07,080 --> 01:07:09,320
Speaker 5: Just stuff them full of enough hot pockets and gatorade

1471
01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:11,439
Speaker 5: where they can't even say anything to you. So you'll

1472
01:07:11,480 --> 01:07:13,720
Speaker 5: be good, Jackie. The bad news is you did not

1473
01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:15,680
Speaker 5: beat Brooke, but the good news is just for playing,

1474
01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:18,040
Speaker 5: we're giving you a twenty five dollars Disney gift card,

1475
01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:20,880
Speaker 5: valid at any Disney resort, theme park, or online in

1476
01:07:20,920 --> 01:07:25,600
Speaker 5: the Disney Store. Awesome, thank you, I am awesome. Thank

1477
01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:27,920
Speaker 5: you so much for saying that, Tony, Jackie. I needed that.

1478
01:07:28,080 --> 01:07:31,720
Speaker 4: Honestly, Jagie, I hope you enjoy coughs Go so much today.

1479
01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:35,160
Speaker 1: Why they have all the right samples out, the lines

1480
01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:37,800
Speaker 1: are short, and they have everything you want in stock.

1481
01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:38,160
Speaker 15: Well.

1482
01:07:38,200 --> 01:07:39,000
Speaker 6: I appreciate that.

1483
01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:39,480
Speaker 13: Thank you.

1484
01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:41,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, and if there's an employee you don't like, I

1485
01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:45,120
Speaker 5: hope you get them fire. Yeah, Jackie's coming out on

1486
01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:47,439
Speaker 5: top today. Come back and play again soon. We're gonna

1487
01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:48,800
Speaker 5: do win Brooks Bucks same time.

1488
01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:51,320
Speaker 8: Tomorrow, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,