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Speaker 1: multiple podcast every weekend, and joined again by David gascon
Speaker 1: known in the none of the hallways as Dad. It's uh,
Speaker 1: it's nice to know what I'm known by in the
Speaker 1: hallway since you're not around anymore. That's kind of you.
Speaker 1: You've gotten in a few times to pick up my mail.
Speaker 1: You know, it's I don't know. I don't know about
Speaker 1: all that. I'm I'm here a lot more than you are,
Speaker 1: which is unfortunate. But you know, why is that unfortunate? Why?
Speaker 1: I don't? I think that's fine. I'm fine with that.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, you're gonna think about other
Speaker 1: people more than yourself. I mean, people like to talk
Speaker 1: to you and communicate with you, and you know, it'd
Speaker 1: be nice if you hung around every so often. But
Speaker 1: it's fine, It's fine. Wow, you are such a diva.
Speaker 1: I mean, you are out of control here. You know
Speaker 1: that reminds me of being out of control. We've got
Speaker 1: a note from sports ship Mark he said, funny and original,
Speaker 1: Ben Gasconnor geniuses. That was a great review on on
Speaker 1: on iTunes. That was great. H How about this one
Speaker 1: from Steve giscon sucks fire his but I'm not hired,
Speaker 1: so I can't be fired. Okay, I like to you
Speaker 1: cherry pick the positive good to hear hack saw on
Speaker 1: the on with the Nocturnal Colonel. That was a good one. Oh,
Speaker 1: you're looking at the reviews? Is this what you're doing here?
Speaker 1: I had to pull some of up because when we
Speaker 1: acknowledge like we need to have the reviews does help
Speaker 1: people started actually reviewing and adding some comments. That's always
Speaker 1: pretty nice to get this. No, like we have because
Speaker 1: you because you're gonna you know there's gonna be some
Speaker 1: negative ones here. Well, there's there's definitely five stars, so
Speaker 1: there's nothing negative about this. We have two hundred and
Speaker 1: six ratings and a D ninety eight of them or
Speaker 1: five stars, so nothing negative about that. So for some reason,
Speaker 1: you're lucky, You're you're saved because I'm clicking on it
Speaker 1: and it's not well here, let me help. But Trevor
Speaker 1: Belmont said, Ben and Dave keep us entertained all the
Speaker 1: time in the fifth hour, from random topics to what's
Speaker 1: next with sports topics. These guys are just great and hilarious.
Speaker 1: Thank you, gentlemen. How come I can't click on this
Speaker 1: though I'm trying oh there it is all right, No, no,
Speaker 1: I found it, you know I found it. Hold on
Speaker 1: a second. Oh boy, let's see here, let me page.
Speaker 1: And when most of them are very positively, what's the
Speaker 1: what are the worst reviews? Do we have the Fifth
Speaker 1: Hour slowly becoming a Fox News podcast? That's from Big Dog.
Speaker 1: There you go. That's one star that triggered guy over there. Yeah, hey, listen,
Speaker 1: I enjoyed the fifth keep watching, keep watching CNN over there,
Speaker 1: big guy, you're okay, go ahead and knock yourself on.
Speaker 1: How about this one? I enjoyed the Fifth Hour show
Speaker 1: much much more, especially with the banter with the egomaniac
Speaker 1: David Gascon. It's pretty nice. It's kind right, No, no,
Speaker 1: not not at all. Uh, very entertaining, but not for
Speaker 1: young years. Pops rights in Big Ben is always fun,
Speaker 1: and Gascon is uh yeah, I forget what the last
Speaker 1: I can't read that last part. That last it's a
Speaker 1: great sidekick. No, no, I don't think that anyway. All right,
Speaker 1: you I like that you're just cherry picking the ones
Speaker 1: that are being nice to them. How about Keith Talk?
Speaker 1: Keith Talk said, only because I can't give Ben a
Speaker 1: sixth star, So that's that's a p one. That's a
Speaker 1: Mallem Militia man right there. That's a good foot soldier
Speaker 1: and the Mallem Militia. What about Chiggens came for the
Speaker 1: Mallards stayed for the gascon. How about that? That's good? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's really good. Your dad put that on there. Be
Speaker 1: sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show
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Speaker 1: that provide us with the ability to do this nonsense
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Speaker 1: we've we've got that. But first email from Fats in
Speaker 1: Philadelphia the man slid himself on fire twice in the
Speaker 1: last couple of months. While shouting my name, he says, Ben,
Speaker 1: have you ever been to Cooper's Town? If so, how
Speaker 1: many days would you recommend? By the way, I'm watching
Speaker 1: the Ken Burns documentary Baseball again on PBS. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was a great documentary series. The early part of that,
Speaker 1: in particular there when they were the old footage they
Speaker 1: found that was awesome. I've not been to Cooperstown, Fats.
Speaker 1: I had the opportunity once. I was driving from Buffalo
Speaker 1: down to the New York City area and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'll stop off on Cooperstown. You know, driving through the
Speaker 1: middle of New York. There's not much going on there,
Speaker 1: and it was so far off the highway that I
Speaker 1: was on. It just was not worth it time wise.
Speaker 1: So I did not end up going to Cooperstown, but
Speaker 1: I've had friends that have gone there, and I believe
Speaker 1: you've got to spend at least two or three days
Speaker 1: to really get the gist of it. But but you know,
Speaker 1: if you want to go quick, you can just run
Speaker 1: really fast fats and then get through all of it.
Speaker 1: Have you been to Cooperstown, guest gun No, I haven't
Speaker 1: been to any of the Hall of Fame facility. I've
Speaker 1: been to the worst Hall of Fame museum, the only
Speaker 1: one I've been to. I have been to the Pro
Speaker 1: Football Hall of Fame, have been there, have been to
Speaker 1: the Pro Basketball Hall of Fame in Springfield, having to
Speaker 1: the baseball Hall of Fame. I've been to the n
Speaker 1: c a A Hall of Champions in Indianapolis, which is terrible.
Speaker 1: And the reason is terrible is because they're they're trying
Speaker 1: to be politically correct and there for every male athlete,
Speaker 1: they had to have a female athlete, and uh, unfortunately
Speaker 1: most people that go there don't really want to see
Speaker 1: the softball player. You know what I'm saying? Is that
Speaker 1: sexist to me? Or is that accurate of me? I mean,
Speaker 1: which what is it? I think it's kind of accurate.
Speaker 1: Have you been to the NHL Hall of Fame? I
Speaker 1: have not. That's in Toronto. I have not been, all Right,
Speaker 1: Richard from West Covina and so cal writes, and he says,
Speaker 1: when all sports were shutting down due to the pandemic,
Speaker 1: what were you think? Were you worried? Did you start
Speaker 1: to rethink how the show would be presented? Richard asked
Speaker 1: there and he says he's actually enjoyed the last few
Speaker 1: months here have been some of the best shows that
Speaker 1: he's heard, so he's a fan of that. Well, thank you.
Speaker 1: Uh well, I remember that night because I had prepared
Speaker 1: some of the my my monologues, my my bullet points
Speaker 1: with the monologues. I had that ready to go, and
Speaker 1: then I was flipping around watching NBA games like I
Speaker 1: usually did back in the old days. And then like
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, I see this thing in Oklahoma City.
Speaker 1: The game was delayed between the jazz and the thunder,
Speaker 1: and then like like all this crazy ship started happening.
Speaker 1: It was a total ship storm, one after another, and
Speaker 1: it felt like I was an extra in a some
Speaker 1: kind of apocalyptic movie. It's like it was happening in
Speaker 1: real time. There was a story came out Tom Hanks,
Speaker 1: a test depositive for the coronavirus and his wife had
Speaker 1: in Australia, and then uh, the games on the West
Speaker 1: coast were being postponed, and then and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden announcement that Rudy Gobert had tested positive of
Speaker 1: the Youthah jazz and they were telling people leave the
Speaker 1: arena and all this stuff was happening. So I was
Speaker 1: I was like, at that time, you didn't really know
Speaker 1: what the hell was real, what was not. You didn't
Speaker 1: know the science on it, so you were like freaking
Speaker 1: out a little bit. And then I remember driving not
Speaker 1: that night, but a couple of days later, when I
Speaker 1: was still going into the radio station driving home. Richard
Speaker 1: and I've mentioned it in previous episodes, but I felt
Speaker 1: like I was like the last man on earth, Like
Speaker 1: do you expect a certain amount of car, certain amount
Speaker 1: of traffic going and coming home from work even when
Speaker 1: I work, and there was nothing there was there was nothing.
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like the somehow the sole
Speaker 1: survivor of the plague and everyone else had gone away.
Speaker 1: It was like a Twilight Zone type thing. So it
Speaker 1: was a little surreal. I remember. I just remember like
Speaker 1: reaching out to friends and family and then like picking
Speaker 1: up cash, Like I went to the bank and I
Speaker 1: got cash just in case something happened. We're you know,
Speaker 1: because people are throwing out like martial law or like
Speaker 1: these giant quarantines, and we weren't able to leave our
Speaker 1: houses or do anything else. And so I was thinking
Speaker 1: more along the lines of like the family and friends
Speaker 1: and who would be impacted by it. So I was
Speaker 1: kind of like racing up and down my phone and
Speaker 1: check and see, like if anyone needed anything or wanted
Speaker 1: anything before we're all stuck inside. Ye be sure to
Speaker 1: catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at
Speaker 1: two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. Jesse from Promoter Rights
Speaker 1: and says, Hey, Ben, how close are you to the
Speaker 1: eleventh hour? Is your job in jeopardy because of the
Speaker 1: sports hiatus? Uh? Well, Jesse to answer that, that's a
Speaker 1: legitimate question, because if this does continue long enough, my
Speaker 1: job will be in jeopardy. I do not believe it
Speaker 1: is at this particular moment, because things are gonna start
Speaker 1: to open up in July and as long as we
Speaker 1: get that content and the advertising market, it really is
Speaker 1: depending on the advertising business. We're in the advertising game,
Speaker 1: and so people are spending money on advertising, and you
Speaker 1: hear a lot of commercials on the show. That's a
Speaker 1: good thing, and that will help us out as long
Speaker 1: as the ratings are good. If those There's two things here.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of variables to this, but the main
Speaker 1: parts are the audience. They are number one. That's the
Speaker 1: most important things, the audience there. But in many respects
Speaker 1: number two is also is important because you have to
Speaker 1: have advertisers otherwise that we can't pay the bills. And
Speaker 1: so those two things. But I think we're doing all right.
Speaker 1: I think we're doing all right. Not as good as
Speaker 1: we could be doing, but we're doing doing okay all
Speaker 1: things consider, what do you think we could be doing better? Well?
Speaker 1: The advertising market would if that when you stop hearing
Speaker 1: as many p s A s and you hear more commercials,
Speaker 1: that's a good sign. Is that a shot at me? Like?
Speaker 1: Do anybody mean something different like on this show? Yeah? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I would like to do more live reads.
Speaker 1: I don't think we do any live reads on this show.
Speaker 1: Like that. We commercials would be good. Absolutely. Is that
Speaker 1: an indictment on me? Yes? Everything is about you, Gasca.
Speaker 1: Any reference I make is a shot at you, a
Speaker 1: cheap shot your direction. Are you happy, sniper? No, I'm
Speaker 1: just asking to you. I mean if you said we
Speaker 1: can do better, like you know, I'm curious. I can
Speaker 1: ask you, right, can I ask you like how we
Speaker 1: can do better? We could have more advertage us. That's
Speaker 1: the answer. Mike from Boston and't write and he says,
Speaker 1: why do tug boats push their barges? It's a great question, gues.
Speaker 1: You have an idea why tug boats push their barge.
Speaker 1: They can't pull him, So that's your that's your answer.
Speaker 1: I think he wanted like a tug joke. I think
Speaker 1: he was looking for a tug joke. You know, I
Speaker 1: don't have a tug joke for you. Are you too
Speaker 1: highbrow for that? You can't make a tug joke? And
Speaker 1: I'm just not funny, that is true. Yeah, Gascon needs
Speaker 1: to have Tesla come up with a way to implant
Speaker 1: the funny bone. Man. I did listen to Elon Musk
Speaker 1: there a night. He's got some wild ship going on,
Speaker 1: Yes he does. He's got he's got something. I know
Speaker 1: it's been in the making for a long time. I
Speaker 1: think it's talking about the brain thing. Yeah, the neuralink. Yes,
Speaker 1: that is that is out of a horror film. Yes,
Speaker 1: I was listening to him. Pub that thing there night,
Speaker 1: and I was like, what I understood some of the
Speaker 1: benefits because he mentioned people with dementia or Alzheimer's and
Speaker 1: so some that stuff, people that are paralyzed that they
Speaker 1: say they think they could turn on the things to
Speaker 1: help them move their limbs again and all that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's some intense ship that would you be for it?
Speaker 1: You know, I wouldn't be against it because but it's see,
Speaker 1: the problem is it would be it's it's kind of
Speaker 1: like you look at like nuclear weapons in theory are good,
Speaker 1: but then there can be misused, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like it's so it's like it's it's people started out
Speaker 1: with the best of intentions and then things get hijacked. Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: if you told me that this would only be used
Speaker 1: for people that have horrific illnesses that you know, their
Speaker 1: their life is, you know, somewhat fucked up compared to
Speaker 1: a normal life, and this could give them a much
Speaker 1: better life and could turn their lives. I mean, who
Speaker 1: would say no to that? But then the problem is
Speaker 1: you then would I could see that being used and
Speaker 1: tore true situations to give people some of those conditions. Yeah, uh,
Speaker 1: let's see mo par Nation in Middle Georgia says Ben,
Speaker 1: how bald are you? Uh? Well, I'm not bald. It's
Speaker 1: very thin. Heading towards the call to sac. I'm getting
Speaker 1: towards the call to sack. But the the the issue
Speaker 1: I've got is that since the hair on the sides
Speaker 1: of my head and the back keep growing, the top
Speaker 1: doesn't grow that much, so it looks really awkward. Like
Speaker 1: if I get a haircut, it won't look that awkward.
Speaker 1: It'll still look like I'm losing some some up top,
Speaker 1: but it's not gonna look like it looks now, which
Speaker 1: is brutal. So and plus the lighting, I've determined the
Speaker 1: lighting is important. But they call me the mad Hatter
Speaker 1: of sports chatter, so as since I am the mad
Speaker 1: Hatter of sportschatter, just keep boarding hands. Hey, did that
Speaker 1: reminds me? How's the because your wife got you a light? Kid? Right?
Speaker 1: Did you set that up yet? Well, the last part
Speaker 1: of it. Remember the previous episode we talked about the
Speaker 1: home studio, the home studio and all that and uh,
Speaker 1: and so that is part. I will be sitting up
Speaker 1: the light. Okay, very nice, you will see the light. Well,
Speaker 1: just it heads up. If you're worried about the coloring.
Speaker 1: You can adjust it to three different tones. What do
Speaker 1: you think my best color is? I think that with
Speaker 1: that light, I think blue would probably be your best blue.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, I think blue would be good for you.
Speaker 1: Why why is that? Well, because because of your skin
Speaker 1: pigment and then also because of the colors that you wear,
Speaker 1: like you use your wearing a hat, so like if
Speaker 1: it's Dodger blue, I think I think I said at
Speaker 1: night with like an Iowa Hawkeyes, that's a good looking hat.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah see, And so I think the blue
Speaker 1: would look I think, well, I guess it depends on
Speaker 1: your background to whatever the studio set up is going
Speaker 1: to be, but I think blue is best. Be sure
Speaker 1: to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show week
Speaker 1: days at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific, not even
Speaker 1: an acara rights inst Do you guys think if hockey
Speaker 1: is the first game back into town it will gain
Speaker 1: new fans or will people only care temporarily like the
Speaker 1: World Cup? Also Gagon sucks eggs like this from uh yeah,
Speaker 1: the hockey thing. If they are the first back, there
Speaker 1: will definitely be a bump up in audience. In my perspective.
Speaker 1: First of all, I think it'd be great for hockey
Speaker 1: to be the first back, and it would be a
Speaker 1: big f you to all the other sports if they're
Speaker 1: the first ones to come back. That's great. That adds
Speaker 1: to the legacy of hockey being a tough man sport.
Speaker 1: You've gotta have great to play hockey and all that.
Speaker 1: That adds to all that stuff, the mythology of hockey.
Speaker 1: So that's the first part. The second part is, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think the audience would go up. It would not
Speaker 1: stay high, but you bring in new people to the store,
Speaker 1: and some of the people are gonna buy stuff. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like you want foot traffic in
Speaker 1: your store, because most people won't buy something. But the
Speaker 1: more people you have, the more people that are possible
Speaker 1: to buy the product and to fall in love with hockey.
Speaker 1: So they're not gonna sustain ethan the ratings, but they
Speaker 1: can certainly increase the ratings going forward, and some of
Speaker 1: those people will say, actually, like this, I'm gonna keep
Speaker 1: watching when things return back to normal. And then the
Speaker 1: other thing too is you don't have any polarizing superstars
Speaker 1: in the NHL that have made comments towards like labor negotiations,
Speaker 1: or towards like competing, uh, contracts and salaries like you've
Speaker 1: gotten with the NBA and Major League Baseball. So if
Speaker 1: you get those elements that come into play with the
Speaker 1: return to action and you don't have guys making it
Speaker 1: about money, I think that does a lot for the sport.
Speaker 1: All right, Carlos in Houston says, what are your updated
Speaker 1: odds on baseball coming back? Also, can you answer the
Speaker 1: question blind Scott asked Marcel is he a moron on
Speaker 1: the radio or a moron in real life? Uh? Well, Carlos, listen,
Speaker 1: let's start with the blind Scott thing. Blind blind Scott
Speaker 1: very rude there to Morris. Marcel. I don't know a
Speaker 1: lot about him. I just know from the phone calls,
Speaker 1: and I know a little bit more than the average bear.
Speaker 1: But yeah, Marcel's um a little challenge in certain areas.
Speaker 1: But that's all right. I mean we're the great thing
Speaker 1: about the Mallard militiap is we welcome everybody. We we
Speaker 1: goof on everybody. You have to be able to take
Speaker 1: it and and all that. And uh yeah, so Marcell's
Speaker 1: got some stuff going on. I don't know the details
Speaker 1: how bad it is or how good it's not good.
Speaker 1: But I don't know a lot about that. But we've
Speaker 1: got some a few things going on there. Uh And
Speaker 1: as far as the updated odds on baseball, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say there's a sixty five percent chance that baseball is
Speaker 1: played this year, and I just can't wrap my mind
Speaker 1: around them going from well, we don't want to take
Speaker 1: a pay cut at thirty percent. So anyway, the owner's goal,
Speaker 1: as we're doing this in real time right now, my
Speaker 1: belief is the owner's goal is, all right, we're trying
Speaker 1: to get them to take a you know, sixty percent
Speaker 1: pay cut or seventy percent pay cut, but we'll we'll
Speaker 1: be willing to take a fifty percent pay cut, you know.
Speaker 1: So there's a little wiggle room there and they can
Speaker 1: hash it out. But the rhetoric has certainly been ratcheted
Speaker 1: up in the last couple of days, and that we're
Speaker 1: doing this as we're recording the podcast, so we'll keep
Speaker 1: an eye it. But I'm still going I'm looking forward
Speaker 1: to either way, we didn't get the fucking We need
Speaker 1: to get the country back in motion, either ship or
Speaker 1: get off the pot. Yeah. R J in sane and Tonio.
Speaker 1: What's the fastest speed you've gone while driving an automobile.
Speaker 1: I think I've been asked this before r J. And
Speaker 1: I've never had cars that have really been able to
Speaker 1: go all that fast, but in my younger days I
Speaker 1: would crank it up. But maybe, like I think the
Speaker 1: most everyone like a there's a certain speed you go
Speaker 1: and then you're like if if anything goes wrong, I'm dead,
Speaker 1: And I don't normally look forward to that. I try
Speaker 1: to avoid that. Like for every five miles you increase
Speaker 1: the speed, the chances of an accident being really bad
Speaker 1: go up, up, up, up up up in that way,
Speaker 1: what about you guess, and you've probably you're hood them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I cheated once. I did drive a stock
Speaker 1: car in Fontana, and I was able to get that
Speaker 1: thing up to a hundred and sixty seven miles per hour. No,
Speaker 1: thankfully I didn't crash it. I was scared shitless though,
Speaker 1: because you've gotta sign a waiver. Yeah, you gotta send
Speaker 1: a huge ass waiver, and there's a lot of fine
Speaker 1: print but not fine and in bold red letters, is
Speaker 1: like you crashed his vehicle, you owed this much money.
Speaker 1: So I was scared. How much did you owe if
Speaker 1: you had crashed? It was like, well over seventy tho dollars,
Speaker 1: so wow. Yeah, I mean it was a beat up
Speaker 1: stock card too, So I did that. But on the streets,
Speaker 1: I think the fastest I've ever traveled was like one eleven. Okay,
Speaker 1: so around what I've I've done? Yeah. Pete from Cedar Rapids,
Speaker 1: Iowa says we have a dog who eats his own poop.
Speaker 1: Has Doc Mike ever tried eating his own poop poop
Speaker 1: since he drinks his own urine, I'm asking for a friend.
Speaker 1: Uh No, Doc has not done that so far, but
Speaker 1: somebody tells him it's the cure to living forever. I'm
Speaker 1: guessing Doc will start getting some ketchup and mustard out
Speaker 1: and forking knife and knock himself out. Yeah, it's the
Speaker 1: great Doc. Kevin writes this, this this is that you ever think, Ben,
Speaker 1: you would be more popular than Lee hack Saw Himmel. Well,
Speaker 1: Kevin's very kind of you to say that. I do
Speaker 1: not think I am more popular than Lee Hacksaw Harmilton's
Speaker 1: but it is nice that I am a contemporary now
Speaker 1: of of Hacksaw, which is kind of cool. Darryl in
Speaker 1: Nevada Rights and says, why not give each of the
Speaker 1: crew a power our Well, this is like what we
Speaker 1: were talking about earlier this weekend with the Power Hour,
Speaker 1: and people are saying you Gascon should get one. Other
Speaker 1: people say Eddie or Cooper Roberto. And my answer to
Speaker 1: Darryl is the same answer I gave earlier is that
Speaker 1: you guys all work for the company. You have access
Speaker 1: to the microphones we're trying to highlight during the apocalypse,
Speaker 1: some of the show contribute news that provide us with
Speaker 1: content and learn more about their lives and what makes
Speaker 1: them tick and what they do when they're not staying
Speaker 1: on hold to talk on the show and those kinds.
Speaker 1: It's understandable, I mean, especially because you get people that
Speaker 1: call it all hours and they're not sleeping and therapeutic
Speaker 1: right like you are there. You are their therapists. Many
Speaker 1: of times I'm the shrink. I am uh see Travis
Speaker 1: in Roseberg, Oregon. Right, Since as if you had actually
Speaker 1: placed real bets on marble racing, not just hypothetical, how
Speaker 1: far up would you be? Well, Travis, I've not done
Speaker 1: some kind of ven diagram to look at what I
Speaker 1: have done success wise, but I've I'm pretty confident I
Speaker 1: would be ahead, I would have extra money here, I've
Speaker 1: I'm pretty accurate on that. I gotta tell you though,
Speaker 1: full disclosure, I'm not really watching the Marble racings much
Speaker 1: Marble racing much these days. Once it popped up on ESPN,
Speaker 1: I said, it's gone mainstream and I'm out. Uh And
Speaker 1: I liked it when it was. I feel like I
Speaker 1: was one of the first people to find it after
Speaker 1: the pandemic started, and then once it started getting some traction,
Speaker 1: I was like, Uh, go find something else to watch.
Speaker 1: So I haven't been watching it much recently, but I
Speaker 1: did watch a bunch of them. Do you ever watch
Speaker 1: like the Russian uh slap the face slap competitions or
Speaker 1: whatever they do those matches? Oh? Yeah, those are pretty good.
Speaker 1: Those are intense because the best part is you get
Speaker 1: certain dudes with the big hands, but they slapped the
Speaker 1: guys not necessary on the face, but right behind the ear.
Speaker 1: And when they do that, it's like game over. Guys
Speaker 1: are usually dropping like flies. Jason from Rocky Mountain, Virginia
Speaker 1: rights and has. He says, as either of you guys,
Speaker 1: have either of you guys ever been bowling and if yes,
Speaker 1: do you recall the highest score you had? Yes, of
Speaker 1: course I've been bowling, just go bowling a lot. Haven't
Speaker 1: been bowling in several years, and I do not remember
Speaker 1: the highest highest score I've got. I mean, I've always
Speaker 1: said bowling it's not about how you do. It's about
Speaker 1: socializing and drinking. And that's why bowling is the number
Speaker 1: one participation sport in a in America. Um, that is
Speaker 1: the number one sport. More people bold than do any
Speaker 1: other sport, and more people bold and play basketball, and
Speaker 1: more people bold and football, baseball, golf, tennis, because you
Speaker 1: can be out of shape and it doesn't matter, and
Speaker 1: you can drink and it it's encouraged. So what about
Speaker 1: you guessing your west of the four oh five? So
Speaker 1: you likely don't bowl very often at all. And I
Speaker 1: think my high score everyone was like a one thirty six.
Speaker 1: It wasn't that good. My problem is I'm a lefty,
Speaker 1: so I have absolutely horrific control. Like everywhere I'm throwing
Speaker 1: the ball down the lane, like I'm missing pins left
Speaker 1: and right. Sometimes I'll catch fire if I go to
Speaker 1: my right. But yeah, I mean it's the ultimate right drink.
Speaker 1: A couple of a couple of beers, a couple of
Speaker 1: cocktails on the cheep, and then you're at the alley.
Speaker 1: So so you're blaming your left handedness as an alibi
Speaker 1: as a fall guy for you not being a a
Speaker 1: big bowler. Well, I'm just it's notorious that left handers
Speaker 1: have zero control. So my accuracy is not not a
Speaker 1: skill set that I have. So yes, all right, Ryan
Speaker 1: in Minnesota, right since his big betting crew, what would
Speaker 1: your mount rushmore of callers be? Oh boy, this is
Speaker 1: right up here. Wheelhouse guest guy Genie met Ford, Doc
Speaker 1: Mike Dick and Dayton and Marcel and weed Man are
Speaker 1: my favorites. Ryan says, I'm glad you liked those guys. Ryan,
Speaker 1: Genie's gotta be in there. And I'm not gonna spend
Speaker 1: too much time in this, but Jennie's great docs. Doc
Speaker 1: Mike has been with me a long time. I get
Speaker 1: a kick out of his stick a luck. Pete and
Speaker 1: Pittsburgh was great back in his heyday. He's retired now
Speaker 1: as a caller, but Pete was was very good. We
Speaker 1: had wonderful times with Pete and Pittsburgh. And uh, Jimmy
Speaker 1: Ray from Tampa Bay was one of my favorites. He
Speaker 1: passed away a few years ago. Moonshine Mark is another
Speaker 1: one that I loved. Also has gone on to the
Speaker 1: per league gates and left us. Um. So there's there's
Speaker 1: a few others that have randomly called in, and I
Speaker 1: like an other guy's underrated. Although he's not a he's
Speaker 1: not a long form caller. He's more of a short
Speaker 1: form caller. Is Pencil neck Ray. I love Pencil neck Ray.
Speaker 1: I think he's very funny. I enjoy him a lot.
Speaker 1: And uh, it was a few others we had that
Speaker 1: the stripper called up a couple of weeks ago. Guess
Speaker 1: Gon back in late April. That used to call up
Speaker 1: from Houston and I back on the weekend overnights, and
Speaker 1: I would pick NFL games against a stripper. It was
Speaker 1: Benny versus the stripper and uh, and and she she
Speaker 1: called up randomly, no longer a stripper though she's a doctor,
Speaker 1: the nurse. Yeah, exactly. I'm always I think amongst those
Speaker 1: like Mount Rushmore, I'd have to go Tammy, Queen, Roxanne
Speaker 1: Nerd Christina Like those three jump out to me the most.
Speaker 1: It's interesting that you would pick them. Why. I'm just
Speaker 1: curious the voice. So you know something that you overlooked? Fine,
Speaker 1: little sex, but it's all good. Wow. I like Mark
Speaker 1: the full name guy in Blind Scott, though marked a
Speaker 1: full name. The blind Scott's also goods. He's how about
Speaker 1: Wayne from Southey. No, yeah, he's good too. Wayne's one
Speaker 1: of my found I found him when I was doing
Speaker 1: the EI stuff. I also liked. I got a lot
Speaker 1: of good guys in Boston. The guy what's the guy's name,
Speaker 1: the the guy that hates Belichick he cannot stand. Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: I forgot give him a nick name. I for good ways.
Speaker 1: But that guy calls up and just rips the hell
Speaker 1: out of Belichick. It's hilarious and he's like he's like,
Speaker 1: that's his thick Boston accident and he's just killing belly.
Speaker 1: He thinks Brady is the reason. The pat that reminds me,
Speaker 1: who's the guy that calls in like the deep voiceover guy?
Speaker 1: Which one. There's a couple of people like that. I forget.
Speaker 1: I mean, man, you have one that's that's like the
Speaker 1: got the pipes of God, the voice of God that
Speaker 1: calls him. He's pretty good to you. You got some
Speaker 1: really good callers. There was a guy in San Diego
Speaker 1: that used to call up that had that had that
Speaker 1: thing the voice, and maybe was around the time that
Speaker 1: person in Columbus, Ohio got found and became an internet sensation,
Speaker 1: did like a macaroni and cheese commercial or something like that,
Speaker 1: and then they found out like he had some arrests
Speaker 1: and then he fell out of favor or whatever. Like
Speaker 1: we had a guy called up that had that good
Speaker 1: a voice and used to be one of our callers
Speaker 1: from San Diego. Uh. John the jailer rights in from Allantown,
Speaker 1: pennsylvani He says, matescar, if SpaceX asked you to go
Speaker 1: on the next rocket ship, would you looks like they
Speaker 1: had two open seats. All right, So let's say ring Ring,
Speaker 1: It's Elon Musk from SpaceX. He says, Hey, would you
Speaker 1: like to go up to outer space? Would you be
Speaker 1: willing to do it? Man, I'd have to look at
Speaker 1: the risk benefit of it, like ris because you die.
Speaker 1: The benefit is you are one of a very small
Speaker 1: percentage of human beings that have ever been to outer space.
Speaker 1: And what if you get up there and you figure
Speaker 1: out that it's actually the planet's actually flat at or
Speaker 1: it's hollow and you can tell from outers. Wouldn't that
Speaker 1: be amazing? It would be, But like going up with
Speaker 1: the potential of having that that rocket explode, or being
Speaker 1: stuck up there, or a thousand other things that can
Speaker 1: go wrong, Like I need something huge in return when
Speaker 1: I come back from the The huge thing is the
Speaker 1: opportunity to be in outer space, to to go and
Speaker 1: see the Cosmos. Plus aren't There's there's things that are
Speaker 1: not talked about by astronauts that they see when they're
Speaker 1: in space. Like there's random things flying around that don't
Speaker 1: get talked about, right that. Wouldn't you like to see
Speaker 1: what those things are? Like? What if? What if there
Speaker 1: are like you know, aliens and all that. What if?
Speaker 1: Like a couple of weeks ago by I want to
Speaker 1: see my dad. Don't tell anybody during the corona, but
Speaker 1: I want to see my dad. And then he he
Speaker 1: had this thing on his phone where they sent him
Speaker 1: a message when the International Space Station. Have you seen this? No?
Speaker 1: It's pretty cool. So the International Space Station when it
Speaker 1: flies over where you live and it does it, you
Speaker 1: know a couple of times a WEE crew whatever, they'll
Speaker 1: send you an alert. You can go out of your
Speaker 1: house and you can see it fly over. It's pretty awesome.
Speaker 1: It's awesome. It is really cool, and so I was
Speaker 1: thinking about that and all the satellites that are up there,
Speaker 1: so we have GPS and the phone communication and you
Speaker 1: could see that stuff. If you're an outer space that
Speaker 1: would be pretty neaty. But it's pretty awesome. So that
Speaker 1: means you would go, yeah, I mean I have to
Speaker 1: get the family approval, of course, because I'm married man now,
Speaker 1: but you're you don't have that guest and you're a
Speaker 1: single guy. You can go out and do that. But yeah,
Speaker 1: if I got signed off on that, sure, Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: interesting because you don't like to travel anywhere you leg
Speaker 1: room and everything. So yeah, but I'm like anybody else,
Speaker 1: I'll sit out if I go out to the country
Speaker 1: and get away from the city lights and look out
Speaker 1: at the stars and just imagine what the funk is
Speaker 1: out there and how far it goes and what it's like,
Speaker 1: and all of those thoughts from you go from bright
Speaker 1: side Benny, too sentimental Benny, like this is amazing. I
Speaker 1: don't even know you Sometimes shut up west Side You
Speaker 1: from Oregon rights In says, how come the Big Mac
Speaker 1: does not have tomatoes. And he also says, don't fear
Speaker 1: the COVID nineteen if you smoke cigarettes. That's from Wesley.
Speaker 1: That seems like Doc Mike kind of advice there, all right,
Speaker 1: So hold on. So since we're on Burger talk, like
Speaker 1: all the burgers you eat, you don't eat with tomatoes anyway,
Speaker 1: I do not. I like catchup, but not the tomato. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but when you get a double double from In and Out,
Speaker 1: do you get tomato double cheese? I get grilled onions
Speaker 1: on the double double. I do get it with the
Speaker 1: cheese there. I do get a little less. I don't
Speaker 1: mind a little bit of let us on there, but
Speaker 1: I do not get to tomato. I say, no tomato.
Speaker 1: Hold the tomato, old the tomato. Interesting. Interesting. Fox Sports
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Speaker 1: s R to listen live. Trash Man Mike writes in
Speaker 1: from Vermont. He says, so have your do you have
Speaker 1: your trash picked up? Or do you ing it to
Speaker 1: the dump yourself? This will tell people exactly who you are.
Speaker 1: Trash on from trash Man. Uh, Mike, you know, of
Speaker 1: course there's a person that comes and picks up the trash.
Speaker 1: My trash day is when is my trash day? Friday
Speaker 1: is when trash day? When is your trasha Oh it is? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's different though it depends on what the neighborhood you
Speaker 1: live in. My dad's trash day is on Monday. I
Speaker 1: have some friends whose trash days on Wednesday, which is
Speaker 1: the I think my dad has the best trash day
Speaker 1: because Monday, to me, seems like the perfect trash day
Speaker 1: because you have if you have parties on the weekends
Speaker 1: back when we were allowed to socialize with other human beings,
Speaker 1: and you have parties and you pick up a lot
Speaker 1: of trash over the weekend. I feel like Monday is
Speaker 1: the perfect day. Friday's okay, because you pick up trash
Speaker 1: during the week, like the worst what would the worst
Speaker 1: one be? I think Wednesday would probably the worst middle
Speaker 1: of the week. Yeah, because you're still you know, you're
Speaker 1: halfway through the and if you have a family and
Speaker 1: and all that stuff, like you're always collect picking up,
Speaker 1: throwing away, collecting, picking up thrown away, like let's NonStop. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Kentucky j Wright Sin says, I grew up in San
Speaker 1: Pedro right there, right near you, guess, and now obviously
Speaker 1: reside in Kentucky, and I missed the l a weather.
Speaker 1: So would you rather live where it's either raining more
Speaker 1: often than not or being a place where the humidity
Speaker 1: is rather oppressive? All right, So I'll go first here. Now, Hey,
Speaker 1: I've only spent a little time in the dirty South
Speaker 1: below the Mason Dixon line, where the humidity is just ridiculous.
Speaker 1: It's not the humidity is the stupidity of the weather
Speaker 1: and all that. But I hated it. And I was
Speaker 1: a big guy at the time. I I sweated a lot.
Speaker 1: I still sweat a lot. I'm not as big, but
Speaker 1: I still sweat a lot. I would be much more
Speaker 1: inclined to go to a place like Seattle where it
Speaker 1: rains a lot. I think Seattle is beautiful. Number two.
Speaker 1: I think Seattle's wonderful. And it really depends on how
Speaker 1: much you have to go out and driving it, now,
Speaker 1: because that becomes problematic. If you've gotta drive around a lot,
Speaker 1: then it becomes you. But I would if if these
Speaker 1: are my only choices, I would take the rain. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go the other way. I would live. I would
Speaker 1: rather live in Florida than live in the state of Washington.
Speaker 1: And not nothing against Jay Scoop and all the folks
Speaker 1: up there, but like I'm I'm all about sunshine, energy,
Speaker 1: the life, the brightness, like I just I need it.
Speaker 1: And so now the one caveat is, you know, if
Speaker 1: if you had something like that, it's a little bit
Speaker 1: different than like let's say, like a Boston or New
Speaker 1: York or like Colorado whatnot, because you get the seasons.
Speaker 1: But yeah, the humidity you can get away from at
Speaker 1: least with air conditioning and whatnot. But when it's training,
Speaker 1: I mean, you're stuck in that. You get it way, No,
Speaker 1: you sit, you just sit inside. You sit, just like
Speaker 1: if it's humid, you sit inside with the air conditioner.
Speaker 1: It's the same thing. You can't walk out with a
Speaker 1: bubb all of air conditioning. You're not. You're not out
Speaker 1: there walking around with air conditioning on you when you're
Speaker 1: But when it's humid, though, you can at least wear
Speaker 1: some shorts, you can wear sandals, you wear a T shirt,
Speaker 1: takes seven showers a day, it's wonderful. But then you
Speaker 1: can go to the beach if you need to do that,
Speaker 1: and you can dose off with a cold beer. You
Speaker 1: can be outside of Gillow shade like there's waste to
Speaker 1: mask that, or if it's raining, you're stuck. Derek and
Speaker 1: Derek in Virginia Rights and he says, have you ever
Speaker 1: thought of making an app with some of the more
Speaker 1: popular drops from the show? I think all the p
Speaker 1: Ones would definitely buy it. It's not the first time
Speaker 1: this has been mentioned, Derek. There's a couple of issues
Speaker 1: with that. Um. Number One, you'd have to put some
Speaker 1: infrastructure into it, and it would cost some money. So
Speaker 1: then do you charge for it? I figure you've got
Speaker 1: to make something like that free. And then there's also
Speaker 1: our corporate overlords that we have to get approval from.
Speaker 1: So there's It's not that it couldn't happen. It could happen. Uh,
Speaker 1: But what drops what we put on? I think if
Speaker 1: we just had Genie and Medford drops, which were Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: Roberto's relatively new to the show and he didn't know
Speaker 1: Genie's work as a caller, so he doesn't really know
Speaker 1: all those great drops, so he doesn't play them. Um.
Speaker 1: But there was so many of those Genie and Medford
Speaker 1: lines that she had back in the day that we
Speaker 1: could definitely throw in. This is not a terrible idea,
Speaker 1: Dolphin Mike, But danswers Derek, at this time, it's not
Speaker 1: We're not efforting that at this time. Uh unless guestcon
Speaker 1: you want to do that. Guest, you want to put
Speaker 1: an app together? You know how to put an app together.
Speaker 1: I think if I did do something like that, I
Speaker 1: would have to get compensated for it. So you charge
Speaker 1: for the app? Yeah, I think it just makes sense
Speaker 1: because you you have all that stuff like that's your
Speaker 1: couldn't you consider that work product intellectual property? Call it
Speaker 1: because yeah, yeah, yeah, certainly the drops and things that
Speaker 1: the dumb things we've all said. Yeah, Dolphin Mike in Waterford,
Speaker 1: Pennsylvania says, if they open up a nine day work
Speaker 1: we get Fox. And your choice as of conversation is
Speaker 1: either number one, a lifetime supply nothing, Number two, a
Speaker 1: trip to nowhere, Number three some pocket lint, or number
Speaker 1: four a bag of Tom Brady's deflated balls. Which one
Speaker 1: would you take? Well, I have are I don't know
Speaker 1: if you know this, but the company has gifted me
Speaker 1: several trips round trip trips to nowhere, so I have
Speaker 1: picked up a lot of trips to nowhere. And I've
Speaker 1: also been given a number of lifetimes supplies to nothing,
Speaker 1: so I've already gotten those things. I gotta tell you
Speaker 1: that pocket lint sounds kind of attractive. I would take
Speaker 1: the pocket lint. Think. I'm glad you're still listening Dolphin
Speaker 1: Mike the number one dolphin apologist, and just think about
Speaker 1: this dolphin. Like the last time the Dolphins were relevant,
Speaker 1: Dan Marino was still playing, right, Dan Marino is still
Speaker 1: playing and all that back in the back in the day.
Speaker 1: So with two of the Dolphins have a chance for
Speaker 1: the first time, that's a weezl word to be relevant.
Speaker 1: Since you've been calling the show, and since you've been
Speaker 1: contributing to the show, how about that? All right? What
Speaker 1: else do we have? Do a couple more of these
Speaker 1: and then we've got to put the pedal to the metal.
Speaker 1: Chris in Edmonton, Alberta, Right, since says, with Trevor Lawrence
Speaker 1: being chosen to be the number one draft pick next season,
Speaker 1: do you think it was too late for him to develop?
Speaker 1: I'm not sure where you're going with this, Chris, Lawrence
Speaker 1: did not play as well last year as he did
Speaker 1: the year before. Although he didn't lose until the end
Speaker 1: there for Clemson. But yeah, there's no guarantee Trevor Lawrence
Speaker 1: is going to be a dominating player in the NFL.
Speaker 1: Remember to a tugger By Loa a couple of years back,
Speaker 1: was thought of as the prodigy and then he got
Speaker 1: hurt and then that changed. And if there is a
Speaker 1: college football season, Trevor Lawrence has a bull's eye on
Speaker 1: his back. That being said, though, you've got to think
Speaker 1: that the same usual suspect because we're gonna be tanking
Speaker 1: to try to get Trevor Lawrence if there is a
Speaker 1: full NFL season. The two advantages he has over to uh,
Speaker 1: He's he's got great size, and he's also got the
Speaker 1: durability like he's never been he's never been injured. So
Speaker 1: even the slow start in twenty nineteen, he caught fired
Speaker 1: midway through, and as you mentioned, he's lost one game
Speaker 1: in his collegiate career. So so who is going to
Speaker 1: try Let's try to figure this out. Who's going to
Speaker 1: try to tank? Who's most like that? People say the Patriots.
Speaker 1: I do not believe the Patriots are going into the
Speaker 1: season to try to lose games. That's not how Belichick
Speaker 1: operates Chargers. The Chargers just drafted Herbert though I don't
Speaker 1: worrigin I know, but like he's that one guy that
Speaker 1: people think is is like the I want to say,
Speaker 1: like Aaron Murray, but he's like he can go either way.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw a team out. How about the Atlanta Falcons? Man,
Speaker 1: But the Falcons they got Matt Ryan. Matt's getting up
Speaker 1: there in age a little bit there in the South.
Speaker 1: You know, that's you know, it's not South Carolina versus
Speaker 1: Georgia and all. I get that, but still it's in
Speaker 1: the region. What about Cleveland done with Baker? You've done
Speaker 1: with the Baker? I mean you never. I mean for
Speaker 1: as hot as he taught and played to open up
Speaker 1: and last year season he regressed. What what happens if
Speaker 1: he has another year of regression or just doesn't he's
Speaker 1: not good? Yeah, well that would be like adjusting on
Speaker 1: the fly, right if they're if they're terrible after five games,
Speaker 1: they say, Okay, we got a chance to get Trevor Lawrence.
Speaker 1: We're owing five. Let's Jerry rigged this thing and try
Speaker 1: to I'm trying who else though, Jackson Jackson Mills got
Speaker 1: Gardner minshew if they Pittsburgh, if Pittsburgh just flails out
Speaker 1: with he'd have to be a two win team to
Speaker 1: get the number one pick. Though, they're gonna become a
Speaker 1: two win team showing up. They're gonna win a couple
Speaker 1: of games more than that. Yeah, that's true. I got Atlanta.
Speaker 1: That's the only team. Maybe the Lions. I could see
Speaker 1: the Lions. They got Stafford, but he's in the last year.
Speaker 1: They got an out in his contract, and they're always
Speaker 1: looking for the Great Hope, the savior of the Lions.
Speaker 1: Uh So I throw that one out there, and always
Speaker 1: the Bears. But again the Bears are you figure the
Speaker 1: Bears are gonna be average, so they're not gonna be
Speaker 1: bad enough to get to the level where they have
Speaker 1: to get anyway. Uh, let's see, should we do another one? Uh?
Speaker 1: Robert and Reading says, is it's still true that the
Speaker 1: ground cannot cause a fumble? And if so, was whether
Speaker 1: or not a football move was made prior to the ground.
Speaker 1: He's yeah, but I don't. Yeah, I know it's dumb.
Speaker 1: I understand it's stupid. But those are the the worst
Speaker 1: thing about watching the football and the NFL is when
Speaker 1: somebody would fumble out of the end zone and then
Speaker 1: that would be a touchback. Oh god, did they change that?
Speaker 1: I thought they were going to change that. They're talking
Speaker 1: about that, so they see technically, speaking of the ground
Speaker 1: can cause a fumble if you haven't been touched, If
Speaker 1: you haven't been touched the ground can cause a fumble.
Speaker 1: Look at that. And let's take bets. How many review
Speaker 1: is are we gonna get for this podcast now because
Speaker 1: from mentioning it this weekend and saying that the ratings
Speaker 1: are important on the Fifth Hour podcast page which is
Speaker 1: on Apple, how many more reviews over? Under? Seven? Over? Understand?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take the under. Yeah, I don't really have
Speaker 1: a lot of confidence this time in your in your listeners,
Speaker 1: see I'll go under. Yeah. So we both agree that
Speaker 1: will be less than seven new reviews on the back.
Speaker 1: And now I hope I'm wrong. I hope we come
Speaker 1: back and there's ten fifteen That would be awesome. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So it's it's it's up to you anyway, have a
Speaker 1: great rest of your weekend, and don't forget to tune in.
Speaker 1: We will regale you on the radio show, which will
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Speaker 1: because it depends on what times on It starts at
Speaker 1: eleven pm in the West, but if you're on the
Speaker 1: East coast it's two am on Monday. But belief is
Speaker 1: always the day begins when you the day ends when
Speaker 1: you go to sleep, and begins when you wake up.
Speaker 1: So for me, my days are different than most normal people.
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Speaker 1: and do that or by the way, do that before
Speaker 1: the price goes up, because I will if we get
Speaker 1: enough of those, I will bump up to the Clay
Speaker 1: Travis Rob Parker level because right now I'm giving you
Speaker 1: a deal. You know you could do two is you
Speaker 1: can actually go like full PSL style where you can
Speaker 1: do something on the cheap at certain times the day,
Speaker 1: but later on in the day it costs more. Oh
Speaker 1: I could, Yeah, I could. It's right, I could change
Speaker 1: it up because we should get like a lot of
Speaker 1: downloads at six seven, eight o'clock in the morning Pacific.
Speaker 1: I'm glad you brought that up, because I that is true,
Speaker 1: we get a lot of downloads in the morning. But
Speaker 1: I'm like, I feel like I should tweet this stuff
Speaker 1: out later in the day because most of my social
Speaker 1: media people are sleeping in the morning, So I feel
Speaker 1: like it's waste this. I feel like I should maybe
Speaker 1: I should set a second tweet out and a reminder
Speaker 1: because I feel like most of my people are on
Speaker 1: at night, like the hacksaw Thing. I tweeted out a
Speaker 1: late night version of that to listen and I think
Speaker 1: that helped bump up the numbers a little bit, bumpity
Speaker 1: bump on that. I could agree with you on that.
Speaker 1: I don't want to burden you with with doing that,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I can help out with that. It's fun burden.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just I've got stuff going on, guest
Speaker 1: for a busy person on the weekend. I don't want
Speaker 1: to try to live my life on the way. I
Speaker 1: don't live much of my life during the week I
Speaker 1: try to live my life on the weekend. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I don't want to embarge you with all
Speaker 1: these requests. I mean, I have a hard time getting
Speaker 1: a return call from me, and so it's wow, fine, yeah,
Speaker 1: do you want to would you would you like to
Speaker 1: uh give out your social media guests or just smuck
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Speaker 1: Jake Gascon and then Instagram is at Dave Gascon And
Speaker 1: we're still waiting patiently for you to cook that meat. Now,
Speaker 1: I will cook that meat. I will get that done,
Speaker 1: guest goun don't worry. So I'm miless. I'm waiting for
Speaker 1: the weather to warm up a little bit so it
Speaker 1: gets toasty warm on the weekend so I can enjoy that,
Speaker 1: have a great rest of your day, and thanks for
Speaker 1: supporting the show and the podcast, and we'll catch you
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