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Speaker 1: right like you are there. You are their therapists. Many

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Speaker 1: of times I'm the shrink. I am uh see Travis

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Speaker 1: in Roseberg, Oregon. Right, Since as if you had actually

427
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Speaker 1: placed real bets on marble racing, not just hypothetical, how

428
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Speaker 1: far up would you be? Well, Travis, I've not done

429
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Speaker 1: some kind of ven diagram to look at what I

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Speaker 1: have done success wise, but I've I'm pretty confident I

431
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Speaker 1: would be ahead, I would have extra money here, I've

432
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Speaker 1: I'm pretty accurate on that. I gotta tell you though,

433
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Speaker 1: full disclosure, I'm not really watching the Marble racings much

434
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Speaker 1: Marble racing much these days. Once it popped up on ESPN,

435
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:58,840
Speaker 1: I said, it's gone mainstream and I'm out. Uh And

436
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Speaker 1: I liked it when it was. I feel like I

437
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:03,240
Speaker 1: was one of the first people to find it after

438
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:07,680
Speaker 1: the pandemic started, and then once it started getting some traction,

439
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:11,160
Speaker 1: I was like, Uh, go find something else to watch.

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Speaker 1: So I haven't been watching it much recently, but I

441
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Speaker 1: did watch a bunch of them. Do you ever watch

442
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Speaker 1: like the Russian uh slap the face slap competitions or

443
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,480
Speaker 1: whatever they do those matches? Oh? Yeah, those are pretty good.

444
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:24,760
Speaker 1: Those are intense because the best part is you get

445
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:27,320
Speaker 1: certain dudes with the big hands, but they slapped the

446
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:30,040
Speaker 1: guys not necessary on the face, but right behind the ear.

447
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:33,880
Speaker 1: And when they do that, it's like game over. Guys

448
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 1: are usually dropping like flies. Jason from Rocky Mountain, Virginia

449
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Speaker 1: rights and has. He says, as either of you guys,

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Speaker 1: have either of you guys ever been bowling and if yes,

451
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Speaker 1: do you recall the highest score you had? Yes, of

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Speaker 1: course I've been bowling, just go bowling a lot. Haven't

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Speaker 1: been bowling in several years, and I do not remember

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Speaker 1: the highest highest score I've got. I mean, I've always

455
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Speaker 1: said bowling it's not about how you do. It's about

456
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Speaker 1: socializing and drinking. And that's why bowling is the number

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Speaker 1: one participation sport in a in America. Um, that is

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Speaker 1: the number one sport. More people bold than do any

459
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Speaker 1: other sport, and more people bold and play basketball, and

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00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 1: more people bold and football, baseball, golf, tennis, because you

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Speaker 1: can be out of shape and it doesn't matter, and

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Speaker 1: you can drink and it it's encouraged. So what about

463
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Speaker 1: you guessing your west of the four oh five? So

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Speaker 1: you likely don't bowl very often at all. And I

465
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Speaker 1: think my high score everyone was like a one thirty six.

466
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Speaker 1: It wasn't that good. My problem is I'm a lefty,

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Speaker 1: so I have absolutely horrific control. Like everywhere I'm throwing

468
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Speaker 1: the ball down the lane, like I'm missing pins left

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Speaker 1: and right. Sometimes I'll catch fire if I go to

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Speaker 1: my right. But yeah, I mean it's the ultimate right drink.

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Speaker 1: A couple of a couple of beers, a couple of

472
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Speaker 1: cocktails on the cheep, and then you're at the alley.

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Speaker 1: So so you're blaming your left handedness as an alibi

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Speaker 1: as a fall guy for you not being a a

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Speaker 1: big bowler. Well, I'm just it's notorious that left handers

476
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Speaker 1: have zero control. So my accuracy is not not a

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Speaker 1: skill set that I have. So yes, all right, Ryan

478
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Speaker 1: in Minnesota, right since his big betting crew, what would

479
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Speaker 1: your mount rushmore of callers be? Oh boy, this is

480
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:22,360
Speaker 1: right up here. Wheelhouse guest guy Genie met Ford, Doc

481
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Speaker 1: Mike Dick and Dayton and Marcel and weed Man are

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Speaker 1: my favorites. Ryan says, I'm glad you liked those guys. Ryan,

483
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Speaker 1: Genie's gotta be in there. And I'm not gonna spend

484
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Speaker 1: too much time in this, but Jennie's great docs. Doc

485
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Speaker 1: Mike has been with me a long time. I get

486
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Speaker 1: a kick out of his stick a luck. Pete and

487
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:43,640
Speaker 1: Pittsburgh was great back in his heyday. He's retired now

488
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Speaker 1: as a caller, but Pete was was very good. We

489
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Speaker 1: had wonderful times with Pete and Pittsburgh. And uh, Jimmy

490
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Speaker 1: Ray from Tampa Bay was one of my favorites. He

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Speaker 1: passed away a few years ago. Moonshine Mark is another

492
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Speaker 1: one that I loved. Also has gone on to the

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Speaker 1: per league gates and left us. Um. So there's there's

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Speaker 1: a few others that have randomly called in, and I

495
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Speaker 1: like an other guy's underrated. Although he's not a he's

496
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Speaker 1: not a long form caller. He's more of a short

497
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Speaker 1: form caller. Is Pencil neck Ray. I love Pencil neck Ray.

498
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Speaker 1: I think he's very funny. I enjoy him a lot.

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Speaker 1: And uh, it was a few others we had that

500
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Speaker 1: the stripper called up a couple of weeks ago. Guess

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Speaker 1: Gon back in late April. That used to call up

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Speaker 1: from Houston and I back on the weekend overnights, and

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Speaker 1: I would pick NFL games against a stripper. It was

504
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Speaker 1: Benny versus the stripper and uh, and and she she

505
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Speaker 1: called up randomly, no longer a stripper though she's a doctor,

506
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 1: the nurse. Yeah, exactly. I'm always I think amongst those

507
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Speaker 1: like Mount Rushmore, I'd have to go Tammy, Queen, Roxanne

508
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:49,600
Speaker 1: Nerd Christina Like those three jump out to me the most.

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Speaker 1: It's interesting that you would pick them. Why. I'm just

510
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:59,360
Speaker 1: curious the voice. So you know something that you overlooked? Fine,

511
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Speaker 1: little sex, but it's all good. Wow. I like Mark

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00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 1: the full name guy in Blind Scott, though marked a

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00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:09,640
Speaker 1: full name. The blind Scott's also goods. He's how about

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Speaker 1: Wayne from Southey. No, yeah, he's good too. Wayne's one

515
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Speaker 1: of my found I found him when I was doing

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Speaker 1: the EI stuff. I also liked. I got a lot

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Speaker 1: of good guys in Boston. The guy what's the guy's name,

518
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Speaker 1: the the guy that hates Belichick he cannot stand. Uh yeah,

519
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,160
Speaker 1: I forgot give him a nick name. I for good ways.

520
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 1: But that guy calls up and just rips the hell

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Speaker 1: out of Belichick. It's hilarious and he's like he's like,

522
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:36,720
Speaker 1: that's his thick Boston accident and he's just killing belly.

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00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,439
Speaker 1: He thinks Brady is the reason. The pat that reminds me,

524
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 1: who's the guy that calls in like the deep voiceover guy?

525
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Speaker 1: Which one. There's a couple of people like that. I forget.

526
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:48,600
Speaker 1: I mean, man, you have one that's that's like the

527
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,119
Speaker 1: got the pipes of God, the voice of God that

528
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,199
Speaker 1: calls him. He's pretty good to you. You got some

529
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,399
Speaker 1: really good callers. There was a guy in San Diego

530
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 1: that used to call up that had that had that

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Speaker 1: thing the voice, and maybe was around the time that

532
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 1: person in Columbus, Ohio got found and became an internet sensation,

533
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 1: did like a macaroni and cheese commercial or something like that,

534
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 1: and then they found out like he had some arrests

535
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 1: and then he fell out of favor or whatever. Like

536
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,480
Speaker 1: we had a guy called up that had that good

537
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:17,600
Speaker 1: a voice and used to be one of our callers

538
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:21,200
Speaker 1: from San Diego. Uh. John the jailer rights in from Allantown,

539
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:25,200
Speaker 1: pennsylvani He says, matescar, if SpaceX asked you to go

540
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:30,200
Speaker 1: on the next rocket ship, would you looks like they

541
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:34,960
Speaker 1: had two open seats. All right, So let's say ring Ring,

542
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 1: It's Elon Musk from SpaceX. He says, Hey, would you

543
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 1: like to go up to outer space? Would you be

544
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 1: willing to do it? Man, I'd have to look at

545
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 1: the risk benefit of it, like ris because you die.

546
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 1: The benefit is you are one of a very small

547
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Speaker 1: percentage of human beings that have ever been to outer space.

548
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 1: And what if you get up there and you figure

549
00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:00,240
Speaker 1: out that it's actually the planet's actually flat at or

550
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,800
Speaker 1: it's hollow and you can tell from outers. Wouldn't that

551
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 1: be amazing? It would be, But like going up with

552
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 1: the potential of having that that rocket explode, or being

553
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:11,959
Speaker 1: stuck up there, or a thousand other things that can

554
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 1: go wrong, Like I need something huge in return when

555
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 1: I come back from the The huge thing is the

556
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 1: opportunity to be in outer space, to to go and

557
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 1: see the Cosmos. Plus aren't There's there's things that are

558
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 1: not talked about by astronauts that they see when they're

559
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 1: in space. Like there's random things flying around that don't

560
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 1: get talked about, right that. Wouldn't you like to see

561
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 1: what those things are? Like? What if? What if there

562
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 1: are like you know, aliens and all that. What if?

563
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,080
Speaker 1: Like a couple of weeks ago by I want to

564
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Speaker 1: see my dad. Don't tell anybody during the corona, but

565
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 1: I want to see my dad. And then he he

566
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 1: had this thing on his phone where they sent him

567
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Speaker 1: a message when the International Space Station. Have you seen this? No?

568
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 1: It's pretty cool. So the International Space Station when it

569
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 1: flies over where you live and it does it, you

570
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,000
Speaker 1: know a couple of times a WEE crew whatever, they'll

571
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 1: send you an alert. You can go out of your

572
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 1: house and you can see it fly over. It's pretty awesome.

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00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 1: It's awesome. It is really cool, and so I was

574
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 1: thinking about that and all the satellites that are up there,

575
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:15,280
Speaker 1: so we have GPS and the phone communication and you

576
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 1: could see that stuff. If you're an outer space that

577
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,720
Speaker 1: would be pretty neaty. But it's pretty awesome. So that

578
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 1: means you would go, yeah, I mean I have to

579
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 1: get the family approval, of course, because I'm married man now,

580
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 1: but you're you don't have that guest and you're a

581
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 1: single guy. You can go out and do that. But yeah,

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00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 1: if I got signed off on that, sure, Yeah, that's

583
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 1: interesting because you don't like to travel anywhere you leg

584
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Speaker 1: room and everything. So yeah, but I'm like anybody else,

585
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 1: I'll sit out if I go out to the country

586
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 1: and get away from the city lights and look out

587
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 1: at the stars and just imagine what the funk is

588
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 1: out there and how far it goes and what it's like,

589
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 1: and all of those thoughts from you go from bright

590
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Speaker 1: side Benny, too sentimental Benny, like this is amazing. I

591
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Speaker 1: don't even know you Sometimes shut up west Side You

592
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Speaker 1: from Oregon rights In says, how come the Big Mac

593
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 1: does not have tomatoes. And he also says, don't fear

594
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 1: the COVID nineteen if you smoke cigarettes. That's from Wesley.

595
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 1: That seems like Doc Mike kind of advice there, all right,

596
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:17,719
Speaker 1: So hold on. So since we're on Burger talk, like

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Speaker 1: all the burgers you eat, you don't eat with tomatoes anyway,

598
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 1: I do not. I like catchup, but not the tomato. Yeah,

599
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 1: but when you get a double double from In and Out,

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00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 1: do you get tomato double cheese? I get grilled onions

601
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 1: on the double double. I do get it with the

602
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:34,040
Speaker 1: cheese there. I do get a little less. I don't

603
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 1: mind a little bit of let us on there, but

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Speaker 1: I do not get to tomato. I say, no tomato.

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Speaker 1: Hold the tomato, old the tomato. Interesting. Interesting. Fox Sports

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Speaker 1: from Vermont. He says, so have your do you have

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Speaker 1: your trash picked up? Or do you ing it to

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Speaker 1: the dump yourself? This will tell people exactly who you are.

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Speaker 1: Trash on from trash Man. Uh, Mike, you know, of

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Speaker 1: course there's a person that comes and picks up the trash.

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Speaker 1: My trash day is when is my trash day? Friday

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Speaker 1: is when trash day? When is your trasha Oh it is? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's different though it depends on what the neighborhood you

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Speaker 1: live in. My dad's trash day is on Monday. I

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Speaker 1: have some friends whose trash days on Wednesday, which is

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Speaker 1: the I think my dad has the best trash day

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Speaker 1: because Monday, to me, seems like the perfect trash day

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Speaker 1: because you have if you have parties on the weekends

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Speaker 1: back when we were allowed to socialize with other human beings,

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Speaker 1: and you have parties and you pick up a lot

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Speaker 1: of trash over the weekend. I feel like Monday is

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Speaker 1: the perfect day. Friday's okay, because you pick up trash

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00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 1: during the week, like the worst what would the worst

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Speaker 1: one be? I think Wednesday would probably the worst middle

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Speaker 1: of the week. Yeah, because you're still you know, you're

630
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Speaker 1: halfway through the and if you have a family and

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Speaker 1: and all that stuff, like you're always collect picking up,

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Speaker 1: throwing away, collecting, picking up thrown away, like let's NonStop. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Kentucky j Wright Sin says, I grew up in San

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Speaker 1: Pedro right there, right near you, guess, and now obviously

635
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Speaker 1: reside in Kentucky, and I missed the l a weather.

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Speaker 1: So would you rather live where it's either raining more

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Speaker 1: often than not or being a place where the humidity

638
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Speaker 1: is rather oppressive? All right, So I'll go first here. Now, Hey,

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Speaker 1: I've only spent a little time in the dirty South

640
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Speaker 1: below the Mason Dixon line, where the humidity is just ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: It's not the humidity is the stupidity of the weather

642
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Speaker 1: and all that. But I hated it. And I was

643
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Speaker 1: a big guy at the time. I I sweated a lot.

644
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 1: I still sweat a lot. I'm not as big, but

645
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Speaker 1: I still sweat a lot. I would be much more

646
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Speaker 1: inclined to go to a place like Seattle where it

647
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Speaker 1: rains a lot. I think Seattle is beautiful. Number two.

648
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Speaker 1: I think Seattle's wonderful. And it really depends on how

649
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Speaker 1: much you have to go out and driving it, now,

650
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 1: because that becomes problematic. If you've gotta drive around a lot,

651
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Speaker 1: then it becomes you. But I would if if these

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Speaker 1: are my only choices, I would take the rain. I'm

653
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Speaker 1: gonna go the other way. I would live. I would

654
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Speaker 1: rather live in Florida than live in the state of Washington.

655
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Speaker 1: And not nothing against Jay Scoop and all the folks

656
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Speaker 1: up there, but like I'm I'm all about sunshine, energy,

657
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 1: the life, the brightness, like I just I need it.

658
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Speaker 1: And so now the one caveat is, you know, if

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Speaker 1: if you had something like that, it's a little bit

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Speaker 1: different than like let's say, like a Boston or New

661
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Speaker 1: York or like Colorado whatnot, because you get the seasons.

662
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Speaker 1: But yeah, the humidity you can get away from at

663
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Speaker 1: least with air conditioning and whatnot. But when it's training,

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Speaker 1: I mean, you're stuck in that. You get it way, No,

665
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Speaker 1: you sit, you just sit inside. You sit, just like

666
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Speaker 1: if it's humid, you sit inside with the air conditioner.

667
00:34:57,719 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 1: It's the same thing. You can't walk out with a

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Speaker 1: bubb all of air conditioning. You're not. You're not out

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Speaker 1: there walking around with air conditioning on you when you're

670
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Speaker 1: But when it's humid, though, you can at least wear

671
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Speaker 1: some shorts, you can wear sandals, you wear a T shirt,

672
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Speaker 1: takes seven showers a day, it's wonderful. But then you

673
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Speaker 1: can go to the beach if you need to do that,

674
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Speaker 1: and you can dose off with a cold beer. You

675
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Speaker 1: can be outside of Gillow shade like there's waste to

676
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:23,280
Speaker 1: mask that, or if it's raining, you're stuck. Derek and

677
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Speaker 1: Derek in Virginia Rights and he says, have you ever

678
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Speaker 1: thought of making an app with some of the more

679
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,360
Speaker 1: popular drops from the show? I think all the p

680
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Speaker 1: Ones would definitely buy it. It's not the first time

681
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,800
Speaker 1: this has been mentioned, Derek. There's a couple of issues

682
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Speaker 1: with that. Um. Number One, you'd have to put some

683
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Speaker 1: infrastructure into it, and it would cost some money. So

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Speaker 1: then do you charge for it? I figure you've got

685
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Speaker 1: to make something like that free. And then there's also

686
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Speaker 1: our corporate overlords that we have to get approval from.

687
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Speaker 1: So there's It's not that it couldn't happen. It could happen. Uh,

688
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Speaker 1: But what drops what we put on? I think if

689
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 1: we just had Genie and Medford drops, which were Unfortunately,

690
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Speaker 1: Roberto's relatively new to the show and he didn't know

691
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Speaker 1: Genie's work as a caller, so he doesn't really know

692
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Speaker 1: all those great drops, so he doesn't play them. Um.

693
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Speaker 1: But there was so many of those Genie and Medford

694
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Speaker 1: lines that she had back in the day that we

695
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Speaker 1: could definitely throw in. This is not a terrible idea,

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Speaker 1: Dolphin Mike, But danswers Derek, at this time, it's not

697
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Speaker 1: We're not efforting that at this time. Uh unless guestcon

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Speaker 1: you want to do that. Guest, you want to put

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Speaker 1: an app together? You know how to put an app together.

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Speaker 1: I think if I did do something like that, I

701
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Speaker 1: would have to get compensated for it. So you charge

702
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:39,040
Speaker 1: for the app? Yeah, I think it just makes sense

703
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Speaker 1: because you you have all that stuff like that's your

704
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 1: couldn't you consider that work product intellectual property? Call it

705
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:51,319
Speaker 1: because yeah, yeah, yeah, certainly the drops and things that

706
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Speaker 1: the dumb things we've all said. Yeah, Dolphin Mike in Waterford,

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Speaker 1: Pennsylvania says, if they open up a nine day work

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Speaker 1: we get Fox. And your choice as of conversation is

709
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Speaker 1: either number one, a lifetime supply nothing, Number two, a

710
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Speaker 1: trip to nowhere, Number three some pocket lint, or number

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Speaker 1: four a bag of Tom Brady's deflated balls. Which one

712
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Speaker 1: would you take? Well, I have are I don't know

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Speaker 1: if you know this, but the company has gifted me

714
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Speaker 1: several trips round trip trips to nowhere, so I have

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Speaker 1: picked up a lot of trips to nowhere. And I've

716
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Speaker 1: also been given a number of lifetimes supplies to nothing,

717
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Speaker 1: so I've already gotten those things. I gotta tell you

718
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Speaker 1: that pocket lint sounds kind of attractive. I would take

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Speaker 1: the pocket lint. Think. I'm glad you're still listening Dolphin

720
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:39,840
Speaker 1: Mike the number one dolphin apologist, and just think about

721
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 1: this dolphin. Like the last time the Dolphins were relevant,

722
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:46,399
Speaker 1: Dan Marino was still playing, right, Dan Marino is still

723
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 1: playing and all that back in the back in the day.

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Speaker 1: So with two of the Dolphins have a chance for

725
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,280
Speaker 1: the first time, that's a weezl word to be relevant.

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00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 1: Since you've been calling the show, and since you've been

727
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,759
Speaker 1: contributing to the show, how about that? All right? What

728
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 1: else do we have? Do a couple more of these

729
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:05,880
Speaker 1: and then we've got to put the pedal to the metal.

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Speaker 1: Chris in Edmonton, Alberta, Right, since says, with Trevor Lawrence

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Speaker 1: being chosen to be the number one draft pick next season,

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Speaker 1: do you think it was too late for him to develop?

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure where you're going with this, Chris, Lawrence

734
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:28,439
Speaker 1: did not play as well last year as he did

735
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 1: the year before. Although he didn't lose until the end

736
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:36,960
Speaker 1: there for Clemson. But yeah, there's no guarantee Trevor Lawrence

737
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Speaker 1: is going to be a dominating player in the NFL.

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Speaker 1: Remember to a tugger By Loa a couple of years back,

739
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 1: was thought of as the prodigy and then he got

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Speaker 1: hurt and then that changed. And if there is a

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00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 1: college football season, Trevor Lawrence has a bull's eye on

742
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:57,880
Speaker 1: his back. That being said, though, you've got to think

743
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 1: that the same usual suspect because we're gonna be tanking

744
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 1: to try to get Trevor Lawrence if there is a

745
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:08,319
Speaker 1: full NFL season. The two advantages he has over to uh,

746
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 1: He's he's got great size, and he's also got the

747
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:14,799
Speaker 1: durability like he's never been he's never been injured. So

748
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,360
Speaker 1: even the slow start in twenty nineteen, he caught fired

749
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,919
Speaker 1: midway through, and as you mentioned, he's lost one game

750
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:22,720
Speaker 1: in his collegiate career. So so who is going to

751
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 1: try Let's try to figure this out. Who's going to

752
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 1: try to tank? Who's most like that? People say the Patriots.

753
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:30,880
Speaker 1: I do not believe the Patriots are going into the

754
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 1: season to try to lose games. That's not how Belichick

755
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 1: operates Chargers. The Chargers just drafted Herbert though I don't

756
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 1: worrigin I know, but like he's that one guy that

757
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:44,160
Speaker 1: people think is is like the I want to say,

758
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 1: like Aaron Murray, but he's like he can go either way.

759
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:51,239
Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw a team out. How about the Atlanta Falcons? Man,

760
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 1: But the Falcons they got Matt Ryan. Matt's getting up

761
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 1: there in age a little bit there in the South.

762
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:01,320
Speaker 1: You know, that's you know, it's not South Carolina versus

763
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,719
Speaker 1: Georgia and all. I get that, but still it's in

764
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Speaker 1: the region. What about Cleveland done with Baker? You've done

765
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 1: with the Baker? I mean you never. I mean for

766
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 1: as hot as he taught and played to open up

767
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:15,920
Speaker 1: and last year season he regressed. What what happens if

768
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,359
Speaker 1: he has another year of regression or just doesn't he's

769
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,880
Speaker 1: not good? Yeah, well that would be like adjusting on

770
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:23,880
Speaker 1: the fly, right if they're if they're terrible after five games,

771
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:25,920
Speaker 1: they say, Okay, we got a chance to get Trevor Lawrence.

772
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:30,439
Speaker 1: We're owing five. Let's Jerry rigged this thing and try

773
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 1: to I'm trying who else though, Jackson Jackson Mills got

774
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 1: Gardner minshew if they Pittsburgh, if Pittsburgh just flails out

775
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,320
Speaker 1: with he'd have to be a two win team to

776
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:42,279
Speaker 1: get the number one pick. Though, they're gonna become a

777
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:44,759
Speaker 1: two win team showing up. They're gonna win a couple

778
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,920
Speaker 1: of games more than that. Yeah, that's true. I got Atlanta.

779
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 1: That's the only team. Maybe the Lions. I could see

780
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 1: the Lions. They got Stafford, but he's in the last year.

781
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:56,320
Speaker 1: They got an out in his contract, and they're always

782
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 1: looking for the Great Hope, the savior of the Lions.

783
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 1: Uh So I throw that one out there, and always

784
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 1: the Bears. But again the Bears are you figure the

785
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:06,759
Speaker 1: Bears are gonna be average, so they're not gonna be

786
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 1: bad enough to get to the level where they have

787
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 1: to get anyway. Uh, let's see, should we do another one? Uh?

788
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:19,279
Speaker 1: Robert and Reading says, is it's still true that the

789
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 1: ground cannot cause a fumble? And if so, was whether

790
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 1: or not a football move was made prior to the ground.

791
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:30,320
Speaker 1: He's yeah, but I don't. Yeah, I know it's dumb.

792
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:34,120
Speaker 1: I understand it's stupid. But those are the the worst

793
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 1: thing about watching the football and the NFL is when

794
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,440
Speaker 1: somebody would fumble out of the end zone and then

795
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 1: that would be a touchback. Oh god, did they change that?

796
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 1: I thought they were going to change that. They're talking

797
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:47,800
Speaker 1: about that, so they see technically, speaking of the ground

798
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 1: can cause a fumble if you haven't been touched, If

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00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:54,720
Speaker 1: you haven't been touched the ground can cause a fumble.

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00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:59,800
Speaker 1: Look at that. And let's take bets. How many review

801
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 1: is are we gonna get for this podcast now because

802
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 1: from mentioning it this weekend and saying that the ratings

803
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:10,759
Speaker 1: are important on the Fifth Hour podcast page which is

804
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:19,360
Speaker 1: on Apple, how many more reviews over? Under? Seven? Over? Understand?

805
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:22,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take the under. Yeah, I don't really have

806
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:25,440
Speaker 1: a lot of confidence this time in your in your listeners,

807
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 1: see I'll go under. Yeah. So we both agree that

808
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:30,799
Speaker 1: will be less than seven new reviews on the back.

809
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 1: And now I hope I'm wrong. I hope we come

810
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:36,280
Speaker 1: back and there's ten fifteen That would be awesome. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So it's it's it's up to you anyway, have a

812
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:43,359
Speaker 1: great rest of your weekend, and don't forget to tune in.

813
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 1: We will regale you on the radio show, which will

814
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:51,360
Speaker 1: be tonight. It's being Sunday, and well, I say tonight

815
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:53,719
Speaker 1: because it depends on what times on It starts at

816
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:56,239
Speaker 1: eleven pm in the West, but if you're on the

817
00:42:56,280 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 1: East coast it's two am on Monday. But belief is

818
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:03,799
Speaker 1: always the day begins when you the day ends when

819
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 1: you go to sleep, and begins when you wake up.

820
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,399
Speaker 1: So for me, my days are different than most normal people.

821
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Speaker 1: And if you're one of the live radio listeners, you're

822
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 1: like me where you don't follow the same clock that

823
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:20,759
Speaker 1: everyone else follows. But speaking of following, check us out.

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00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 1: We are available all over social media. Say hello, send

825
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 1: us messages if you want ideas, do you want something

826
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 1: to do a whole segment on the podcast. We're open

827
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Speaker 1: to that. We're absolutely that's what the podcast is for

828
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:32,440
Speaker 1: to to put everything in there will have If you

829
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 1: want to recommend a guest, someone you want to hear,

830
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 1: you can do that as well. And check us out

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Speaker 1: there now on Twitter at Ben Maller, Instagram, Ben Maller

832
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Speaker 1: on Fox Facebook Ben Mallor Show. And don't forget the

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Speaker 1: cameo option. Want personalized video message. It is not free,

834
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Speaker 1: but I'd love to do it. And you can recommend

835
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Speaker 1: some outrageous things and I'd probably be open to doing it.

836
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Speaker 1: Probably open to doing it. And what about you and

837
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Speaker 1: and do that or by the way, do that before

838
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Speaker 1: the price goes up, because I will if we get

839
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Speaker 1: enough of those, I will bump up to the Clay

840
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,239
Speaker 1: Travis Rob Parker level because right now I'm giving you

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00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 1: a deal. You know you could do two is you

842
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:09,839
Speaker 1: can actually go like full PSL style where you can

843
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Speaker 1: do something on the cheap at certain times the day,

844
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:16,000
Speaker 1: but later on in the day it costs more. Oh

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Speaker 1: I could, Yeah, I could. It's right, I could change

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Speaker 1: it up because we should get like a lot of

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Speaker 1: downloads at six seven, eight o'clock in the morning Pacific.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you brought that up, because I that is true,

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Speaker 1: we get a lot of downloads in the morning. But

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I feel like I should tweet this stuff

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Speaker 1: out later in the day because most of my social

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Speaker 1: media people are sleeping in the morning, So I feel

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Speaker 1: like it's waste this. I feel like I should maybe

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Speaker 1: I should set a second tweet out and a reminder

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Speaker 1: because I feel like most of my people are on

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Speaker 1: at night, like the hacksaw Thing. I tweeted out a

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Speaker 1: late night version of that to listen and I think

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Speaker 1: that helped bump up the numbers a little bit, bumpity

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Speaker 1: bump on that. I could agree with you on that.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to burden you with with doing that,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, I can help out with that. It's fun burden.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's just I've got stuff going on, guest

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Speaker 1: for a busy person on the weekend. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to try to live my life on the way. I

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Speaker 1: don't live much of my life during the week I

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Speaker 1: try to live my life on the weekend. That's what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. I don't want to embarge you with all

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Speaker 1: these requests. I mean, I have a hard time getting

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Speaker 1: a return call from me, and so it's wow, fine, yeah,

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Speaker 1: do you want to would you would you like to

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Speaker 1: uh give out your social media guests or just smuck

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Speaker 1: dot com? Is that Twitter account is at and Tavid

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Speaker 1: Jake Gascon and then Instagram is at Dave Gascon And

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Speaker 1: we're still waiting patiently for you to cook that meat. Now,

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Speaker 1: I will cook that meat. I will get that done,

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Speaker 1: guest goun don't worry. So I'm miless. I'm waiting for

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Speaker 1: the weather to warm up a little bit so it

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Speaker 1: gets toasty warm on the weekend so I can enjoy that,

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Speaker 1: have a great rest of your day, and thanks for

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Speaker 1: supporting the show and the podcast, and we'll catch you

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Speaker 1: next time.