Speaker 1: Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of The Black Effect
Speaker 1: Podcast Network and iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another episode of Reasonably SHAKEE d I am
Speaker 2: joselle Bryant.
Speaker 1: That what's up. I'm Robin Dixon. Thank you for being
Speaker 1: here with us. What I know? And this is like
Speaker 1: episode fivey fourteen, Like what is this five thousand and
Speaker 1: twelve and twelve? Yeah, yeah, you're a couple off yung.
Speaker 1: Thank god for being here. Yes, over and over again.
Speaker 1: We love you guys. Yes, thanks for listening to our
Speaker 1: crazy Yes, we appreciate you. We're happy that we continue
Speaker 1: to entertain you and you like, continue to listen to
Speaker 1: our voices. Yes, and listen to us talk. Yeah. Didn't
Speaker 1: people say they have sex to our voices or something?
Speaker 1: She said? I think she said it'll play in the
Speaker 1: background as her and her husband are pleasuring each other. No, okay,
Speaker 1: what it wasn't that far, but I think it was
Speaker 1: like when he when they would be in the like
Speaker 1: she would have it playing, maybe when she's in the
Speaker 1: bathroom getting ready and he's okay, in like in the vicinity.
Speaker 1: And then I think then we took it to the
Speaker 1: next level. Was like, oh, you should have sex. You
Speaker 1: should have sex to have sex and your Yeah, that's weird,
Speaker 1: extremely yeah, or you can play it for you and one. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I can't stand listening to myself. I cannot. I know,
Speaker 1: I know. Listen to yourself talk on some other kind
Speaker 1: of apparatus is yeah, weird, it's weird. I can't. I
Speaker 1: can't take it. I can't. So yeah, anyway, we are here,
Speaker 1: we are back. We are happy. Reminder to people that
Speaker 1: I'm on a show called Love Hotel. Yes, and I
Speaker 1: so the show, the premise show has you been on?
Speaker 1: Like count them, count them, name them, count count them? Okay?
Speaker 1: So we were housewives of Potomac, Yeah, not not many.
Speaker 1: What's the what's the show? I did? Girls, Girls Trip,
Speaker 1: Love Hotel. That's it? Chat room, chat room? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I forgot that. Okay, that's it chat room Okay, and
Speaker 1: that's it. Yeah. I don't know how I thought it
Speaker 1: was more than that. You did like a little acting gig,
Speaker 1: Yeah did I I don't know, didn't you?
Speaker 2: Oh you mean outtouchment under the Bravo space just okay? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I did a little did a little b et acting situation.
Speaker 1: That was fun. I need to do more of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and and a bunch of one hundred million commercials
Speaker 2: one million.
Speaker 1: Okay, so great congratulation, thank you. Moving on, what are
Speaker 1: we talking about? Oh yeah, when does it premiere? And where? Okay?
Speaker 2: Me, Ashley, Luanne and Shannon went to Cabo and we
Speaker 2: were inundated with the men's.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Love Hotel. I will be your love
Speaker 1: of concierge, and I'm checking in four real housewives whose
Speaker 1: love lives are more disaster movie than Ron Please Lord,
Speaker 1: give me somebody. Come and meet ladies. They're established, they're successful,
Speaker 1: they're all hung like bolo men.
Speaker 2: Have come to the fotas just to give you the
Speaker 2: premise of the show. They brought in like waves of
Speaker 2: eight men at a time. Okay, yeah, four of us,
Speaker 2: eight of them, and so we were able to decide
Speaker 2: whether or not we wanted them to stay in the
Speaker 2: Love Hotel and okay, so we gave them a key
Speaker 2: or get your ass out of here, and we did
Speaker 2: not give you.
Speaker 1: A key, got it? Yes? Okay. So when they the
Speaker 1: waves of eight men come in, is it like, is
Speaker 1: this all done in the same day? No, So like
Speaker 1: the first group, we were with them, I think for
Speaker 1: a week, okay, and we were in Mexico forever. So
Speaker 1: we did first wave I think.
Speaker 2: Was for a week, I think, and then by I
Speaker 2: don't know, day four, we were able to figure out
Speaker 2: who we want to stay, who we don't, and then
Speaker 2: more came.
Speaker 1: It was another it was called a dating pool.
Speaker 2: Okay, there was some more men's came, and I was
Speaker 2: I went through them like like wildfire, like.
Speaker 1: Get out, get out, get out. I had all of y'all.
Speaker 1: And then the last group came. Okay, got it. But
Speaker 1: so if someone was left over from the first group, yeah,
Speaker 1: they could potentially be there at the end. Come yeah,
Speaker 1: at the end of you gotta fight for your people,
Speaker 1: got it, Yes? And I was fighting for people that
Speaker 1: had nothing to do with me. Yeah, so because that's
Speaker 1: just who I am. And then I was like kicking
Speaker 1: people off that had nothing to do with me. So
Speaker 1: I think, you know, I was all up in it.
Speaker 1: But it was very much.
Speaker 2: Girl empowerment, like we all kind of were looking out
Speaker 2: for each other, all the ladies, you know, luamne may
Speaker 2: or may not try to steal somebody's man mine, but whatever.
Speaker 1: And I was trying to steal people's men too, So
Speaker 1: you know, it was fun times. Okay, have by all.
Speaker 1: Well that sounds interesting. Yeah, okay, so when does it premiere?
Speaker 2: Oh yes, it's April twenty seven, after the Real Housewives
Speaker 2: of Atlanta.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I thought it was a Peacock show.
Speaker 2: Originally we started off as Peacock and then Gizelle and
Speaker 2: went in there and did her one, two, three, and
Speaker 2: it was like, okay, we got to put this song bravo.
Speaker 1: Oh nice. And I didn't know that. Okay, don't get
Speaker 1: me wrong.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not taking credit for this show. Like
Speaker 2: lu Anne and Shannon and Ashley, they did their bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like it was.
Speaker 2: It was nice to be with like some vets that
Speaker 2: really knew, like okay, that really just jumped into the whole.
Speaker 1: Yeah world. They were there to make a show and
Speaker 1: they made it. Yeah, and hopefully find love.
Speaker 2: And hopefully find love along the way. And yeah, so
Speaker 2: we'll see if they found love. I can't I can't
Speaker 2: spill it.
Speaker 1: Yes, but Ashley is Ashley, I can say that. Okay, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: we love her. She tonguing somebody down and promo. Yes, anyway,
Speaker 1: it's great, y'all love it.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I think it's like eight or nine episodes,
Speaker 2: maybe I don't know seven or eight.
Speaker 1: And I want you to watch it only so you
Speaker 1: could tell me what guys you like. Okay, all right, yes,
Speaker 1: so do you think you can watch it? Sure? Okay?
Speaker 1: This is this is what do you call your homework? Okay? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, homework for Robin twenty seven? Okay, okay.
Speaker 2: So outside of that, as a reminder, I'm doing my
Speaker 2: five k run walk with the National Brand Too Much Society.
Speaker 1: Just check my bio. There's some links in there and
Speaker 1: you can join in. By the way, this is my
Speaker 1: shady moment, you know.
Speaker 2: I'm doing this with Ashley, and then we have Tim
Speaker 2: who's the trainer, and Brand is helping us out, who's
Speaker 2: the event planner.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So we all got together and we were like, okay,
Speaker 2: we got to get some content so that we could post
Speaker 2: to talk about this race. So Tim's like, yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: there's a funny thing on TikTok and it shows was
Speaker 2: like have you ever seen your friend run?
Speaker 1: Okay? So he's like, we're all gonna run, and so
Speaker 1: I go first because I'm just like okay, so my
Speaker 1: run is so tragic okay, I mean, and they caught
Speaker 1: it several different ways she's a runner, I mean of swords, right,
Speaker 1: But the real deal is, like this particular day, the
Speaker 1: ground was a little slippery and so I was scared
Speaker 1: to like full out run.
Speaker 2: I wasn't like trying to bust a kneecap. But my
Speaker 2: run is tragic. So check my instagram because I posted
Speaker 2: some tragic runs. Ashley is running like a cartoon character,
Speaker 2: like she is like Speedy Gonzalees. Okay, okay, okay, now,
Speaker 2: Speedy Cazalees is there. Speedy Cazalas is the road runner
Speaker 2: or whatever, the roadrunner.
Speaker 1: It's Ashley. Ass is funny. Mine is tragic. And who's
Speaker 1: a trainer? Of course his looks good and brand he
Speaker 1: look a mess.
Speaker 2: So it's funny. But have you ever seen your friends run?
Speaker 2: Like could you imagine?
Speaker 1: I don't know what you look like when you run? Yeah? No,
Speaker 1: right right? Yeah, Like when do you get together and run?
Speaker 1: Like do you mean when you say run, you mean
Speaker 1: like sprint? Yes? Like full blown, full out?
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, like you start down in the running position. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: we turn into Shakiri richards anyway, Richardson, Richardson, yees, listen,
Speaker 2: mine is horrible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm horrible too. I'm like really stiff like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's bad. So anyways, check it out, full joint. There's
Speaker 1: an art to running, there's a you know, there's a form. Okay, yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: well I haven't. I guess I wasn't given that. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll have to check y'all out. Yeah, check us out
Speaker 1: if you and if you want to join our team,
Speaker 1: feel free. It's fun. It'll be fun, you know what.
Speaker 1: I actually would love to. However, every Saturday of my
Speaker 1: life from between now and the middle of July will
Speaker 1: be spent in a basketball gym. It's that's right. It's
Speaker 1: so bad. So are they playing games or just practicing games?
Speaker 1: Game all over the place? Is Carter in it now? Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh he's in it? Yeah? Is he good? He's not
Speaker 1: as good as Corey? Does he know that? Yes? Okay,
Speaker 1: yeah he knows it because you know, like Carter's small,
Speaker 1: We and like this this was we failed as parents
Speaker 1: in this sense because we put a lot of energy
Speaker 1: and time and dedication into Corey's athletic development. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: Carter was just always along for the ride. So like
Speaker 1: Corey played football, Carter didn't. That was his choice and
Speaker 1: that alone kind of puts him in a different space
Speaker 1: athletically on the basketball court. And then since Wan coached
Speaker 1: Corey's youth team from like third grade to seventh grade,
Speaker 1: he didn't have time to put into Carter. Carter just
Speaker 1: got yeah, he got he got the shorten the stick.
Speaker 1: I can admit it, like you know, it's not it's
Speaker 1: not a secret. We can take responsibility. So he's a
Speaker 1: little bit he's not at the same stage as Corey
Speaker 1: developmental wise. Okay, but we can get them there. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know now that y'all have decided that y'all there
Speaker 1: was error, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, so we
Speaker 1: can get him there. Actually one is actually coaching Carter's
Speaker 1: team now, okay, good, yeah, so he's like volunteering for
Speaker 1: this organization that Carter's playing for. Okay, So so anyway,
Speaker 1: between Corey and Carter, I'm gonna be in Phoenix, Memphis, Georgia, Pennsylvania,
Speaker 1: New Jersey. You on the road, Marland d C. Of course,
Speaker 1: like every weekend, every you on the road weekend? Okay, lovely,
Speaker 1: is that your shady moment? No, okay, what is what's shady?
Speaker 1: So my shady moment, Like y'all know, I always talk
Speaker 1: about I always have my good quality water with me, yes, mountain,
Speaker 1: Mountain valley. Yeah, well we have somehow the people in
Speaker 1: my house strength all the mountain. And now I'm drinking
Speaker 1: deer Park today. Do y'all see this, boot, boot? I
Speaker 1: have a plastic bottle. I got water in a plastic bottle.
Speaker 1: I just told the people no plastic exactly, Oh my god, exactly,
Speaker 1: And now I'm drinking deer Park today. Guys, and so,
Speaker 1: I always have like a case of like it's usually aquafina.
Speaker 1: I don't even know how I got. Deer Park is
Speaker 1: worse than dear Park. We prefer aquafina has a taste
Speaker 1: to it, and after like a I feel that about
Speaker 1: deer Park. Okay, so so we but I so I
Speaker 1: usually have like a backup case of aquafina in my
Speaker 1: house just in case we run out of like other stuff.
Speaker 1: But typically you know, my my deliveries on time, you
Speaker 1: got enough water, blah blah blah. But yeah, I'm drinking
Speaker 1: deer Park bottle water.
Speaker 2: We had gone from riches to rags exactly exactly. Okay,
Speaker 2: are you about to tell so who's the shady people?
Speaker 2: The people in your house?
Speaker 1: The people you live with M or your delivery man
Speaker 1: who hasn't delivered my delivery you deliver man.
Speaker 2: Okay, I see that, man, I see that. Yes, okay,
Speaker 2: So we have some stuff before we random stuff random.
Speaker 1: I love. I love random stuff. Okay. First I have
Speaker 1: a question for you, yes, okay. First of all, I
Speaker 1: want to say, do you ever go on threads? Yes? Occasionally?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love thread Do you love threads? Yes? Why?
Speaker 1: I love it because it's like I don't at least
Speaker 1: the stuff that I that that gets shown to me.
Speaker 1: First of all, I don't post on it. I haven't
Speaker 1: said anything like I kind of want to, like one
Speaker 1: day be like hi and like so, but you have
Speaker 1: your name come up with the topic. Yeah okay, but
Speaker 1: I just scroll whatever comes on on my feed, okay,
Speaker 1: and it'll be like and I don't know who these
Speaker 1: people are that are popping up on my threads. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it'll be like random story times, like story time dating threads, okay,
Speaker 1: people talking about, oh, I'm matched with this guy and
Speaker 1: I'm going to meet him tonight, and then they're like
Speaker 1: coming back and updating their story. And then it'll be
Speaker 1: people like giving makeup tips and people giving skincare tips
Speaker 1: o people talking about Corey Booker, like, it's just so
Speaker 1: love that. Yes, I love it. It's like very it's
Speaker 1: positive community. Yes, it feels like a community versus like
Speaker 1: where Twitter is just like toxic, right, So threads is
Speaker 1: very community like so on threads and people just put
Speaker 1: up random questions sometimes so on threads, one girl asked.
Speaker 1: She was like, Okay, I didn't realize that this was
Speaker 1: a thing or a debate, but how do you put
Speaker 1: your bra on?
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a good question, and this takes me to
Speaker 2: somewhere else. But I put my arms in and then
Speaker 2: I buttoned it in the back.
Speaker 1: Oh see, I don't do it that way, right, No,
Speaker 1: my kid didn't know that. This girl like did not
Speaker 1: know that there was another way.
Speaker 2: So my kids, I guess I didn't teach them how
Speaker 2: to do it. They just decided to do it on
Speaker 2: their own. They they they latch.
Speaker 1: It in the front and then they swing it around
Speaker 1: and then they put their arms in. That's how I
Speaker 1: do it. Where did you get that from? I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's just I don't. That's just how
Speaker 1: I've always put my breast. Actually weird, and it takes
Speaker 1: too much time. It makes sense. It takes so much
Speaker 1: more time. How do you see what you're clasping in
Speaker 1: the back? You know where it is? You've done it
Speaker 1: a million times? No, I've done it none, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I stepped down it a million time. I know exactly
Speaker 1: what Boo done. No. For me, it's always been like, okay,
Speaker 1: let me look at the class. Yeah, I see it, okay, class,
Speaker 1: turn around, put my arms in okay. So I okay,
Speaker 1: but how do you put on like a T shirt? Now?
Speaker 1: How do you put on like a tank top a
Speaker 1: tank top? Yeah, you should put your arms through. Okay.
Speaker 1: So I step into a tank top and pullice.
Speaker 2: And it's so funny because like, I dressed in front
Speaker 2: of this guy recently, well a while ago anyway, and
Speaker 2: he was like, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: What happened? And I was like what do you mean?
Speaker 1: And he was like you're why why would you do?
Speaker 1: Why would you get dressed like that? Right?
Speaker 2: And I was like, because this is how I get dressed. Player, like,
Speaker 2: mind your business. As long as I get dressed, like
Speaker 2: that's all that matters.
Speaker 1: That is a valid question. It's like what so I.
Speaker 2: Long time ago decided to do that because then there's
Speaker 2: no under armor under what do you call it?
Speaker 1: Like the deodoran deodorant?
Speaker 2: There's no deodorant that like if you put it on
Speaker 2: top of your head when it goes down on the
Speaker 2: diodorant on the sides.
Speaker 1: Okay, if you step into it, no deodorant, that makes sense? Yes,
Speaker 1: I get that. Okay, Okay, so I step into everything
Speaker 1: that I can't that you can write, like, you can't
Speaker 1: step into this now sweater, but if you if you
Speaker 1: can pull it up that way? Okay? Interesting, all right,
Speaker 1: I now that makes sense. So let's put a poll
Speaker 1: out there, okay, because the braw situation does not make sense.
Speaker 1: It makes total sense to me. And then you and
Speaker 1: I watched my kids do that. I'm like, why are
Speaker 1: you doing that? And they were like, I get dressed mom, right,
Speaker 1: Like how else were you supposed to do it? But
Speaker 1: you're getting dressed like an eight sixteen year old eighteen
Speaker 1: year old just so that you're young get hurt. Yes,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but yeah, put the pole out there.
Speaker 1: I need to know. Yes, so how do you put
Speaker 1: your braw on? Yes? And that's that's not a worthy pole. Yes, Rather,
Speaker 1: I promise you some other people do it the way
Speaker 1: that I do it? Okay, all right, Yeah, two poles, please,
Speaker 1: Puitar our social media manager. We need two poles out there. Yeah. One,
Speaker 1: how do you put your bra on? Yeah? Do you
Speaker 1: put your arms through first and claps class in the back? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Or do you clasp in the front, twist it around
Speaker 1: and then put your arms through, right?
Speaker 2: And then okay, we don't need a poll for this.
Speaker 2: But then how do you put on your shoes and socks?
Speaker 2: Do you put sock sock shoe shoe or sock shoe
Speaker 2: sock shoe?
Speaker 1: Well, all my shoes are in the garage, so like,
Speaker 1: oh so you'll have your socks on. Yeah, okay, But
Speaker 1: also all right, let's say let's say I am somewhere
Speaker 1: in a hotel. Yes, socks first, in the shoes because like,
Speaker 1: the shoes are the very last thing that I put
Speaker 1: on to leave, because I just on. But you're still
Speaker 1: you're not because you're you're putting all of it on, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I do socked sho socked you what? Yeah? Really?
Speaker 1: Are you sure? I take care of one side, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then I take care of the other side, and
Speaker 1: then I'm ready to go to go. Are you serious? Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: that's yeah. No, no socks shohoes, sock you socks you? Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe we do need a pole. Yeah, okay, hey, let's
Speaker 1: go for it while we're poland yes, okay, another thing. Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you know I saw this today that Apple is
Speaker 1: putting out some new emojis and they are R and
Speaker 1: B singers. They're like female singers. Okay, let me pull
Speaker 1: it up on Beyonce's Internet. What are we doing? Yes?
Speaker 1: So okay, So who do you think if if Apple
Speaker 1: was to put out a new emojis? Yeah, and let's
Speaker 1: say there eight female artists, Beyonce is gonna get her own.
Speaker 1: She needs to because they all have their own Beyonce, Beyonce.
Speaker 1: Because you're working hard, you're doing your thing, Beyonce. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: who else is the R and B? Somebody? It doesn't
Speaker 1: have to be R and B. Okay, I'm sorry, misspoke.
Speaker 1: It's not just v so female singers.
Speaker 2: I would feel put out, Dolly Parton, if I'm feeling
Speaker 2: a little country, I would if I'm if I'm feeling
Speaker 2: like rapper ish, I might give you a you know,
Speaker 2: glow rilla or little Cardi okay, or a little Nikki okay, Okay,
Speaker 2: you can.
Speaker 1: Stop me at any time. Okay, No, I just want
Speaker 1: to see who you talking. Okay, so you want to
Speaker 1: know who's who? Okay, I don't know who this person is.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if it's Lena del Rey maybe Okay,
Speaker 1: so I see Beyonce. Yeah, Rihanna, I'll get your re reing.
Speaker 1: But but re Ree would not. I would not put
Speaker 1: her when I'm talking about music. Yeah, I would put her.
Speaker 1: I think this is Rihanna. I would, I would add her.
Speaker 1: I would. If I'm typing something, I put Rihanna. Yeah
Speaker 1: what am I saying? I don't know. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: it's not even like I'll show him to you to
Speaker 1: look like that. Okay, So Rihanna, is that that's Nicky
Speaker 1: With that's Nikki, Yeah, that's got Lady Gaga. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: gotta be Taylor Swift. All right, we'll put Taylor up.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's Arian Yeah for sure. I don't know who
Speaker 1: this is, long blonde hair, no idea, no clue. I
Speaker 1: assume this is Rihanna. But I'm like kind of like Tyler.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. It looks like Tyler. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: if I'm if I'm if I'm going over to a
Speaker 1: little booze house and I'm gonna let him know that
Speaker 1: is about to get down to the ground. I might
Speaker 1: put her in because you know, she has like all
Speaker 1: that hip music, I mean hip motion. Really, yes, but
Speaker 1: Tyler months Beyonce, Nikki gotta Taylor Swift. Okay, Nikki would
Speaker 1: give me NICKI gives me like I'm gonna be raunchy
Speaker 1: and nasty with you. Yes, Tyler gives me like we're
Speaker 1: just gonna have normal sex. Okay, I'm just saying I
Speaker 1: don't think Tyler deserves to be on this. No. No,
Speaker 1: So there's That's why I say. Is this Lina del Ray?
Speaker 1: I don't even know who that is? Yeah, okay, so anyway,
Speaker 1: all right, let me show maybe that's Selena Gomette, Oh,
Speaker 1: Selena Gomez. I don't know. I'm gonna show the camera. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna show our YouTubers, all right, so y'all can
Speaker 1: see and maybe by the time y'all see this, this
Speaker 1: is there already. I mean, subscribe your phone to our YouTube. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, so those are the ladies. Yeah, I'm definitely
Speaker 1: throwing Nikki all over the place. Don't know, but I
Speaker 1: feel like I would just yeah, like I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't even know that I would use it for like
Speaker 1: to express a certain feeling, Like I would just use
Speaker 1: it just because, Yes, okay, I like it. Get your
Speaker 1: Beyonce on, get your Nikki on. So this is upcoming
Speaker 1: for the iOS eighteen point five uptaps.
Speaker 2: Okay, I I would like since Apple is doing things,
Speaker 2: because I just looked this up recently.
Speaker 1: So you know, I have my mini phone, yes.
Speaker 2: And I've been holding onto it to the wheels fall
Speaker 2: off because I heard that the iPhone seventeen they were
Speaker 2: coming out with a mini verse. So I recently looked
Speaker 2: up this information because I'm like, okay, I'm ready for
Speaker 2: a new phone.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, they're saying no because they're doing the fold
Speaker 1: oh old phone. Okay. So okay, so I have a
Speaker 1: mini because anything bigger hurts my hand. Yes, it does.
Speaker 1: It hurt your hand? Yeah, I mean if you hold
Speaker 1: it long enough ye yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I feel like they want all of us to
Speaker 2: like have carpal tunnel or something. I don't know, like
Speaker 2: this one.
Speaker 1: I had to take the case off because it was
Speaker 1: just too much with the case, right, So then you
Speaker 1: run the risk of but they're actually pretty durable, Like
Speaker 1: I've dropped it and it's fine. Okay, So maybe I
Speaker 1: don't know. I feel this, it's not bad. But then
Speaker 1: how do you see, Like, how do you text? Like
Speaker 1: I text with one hand? Do you text with two
Speaker 1: hands or one? It's probably too too. Yeah, I got
Speaker 1: a text with wine anyway, So I found work on that.
Speaker 1: Give me the minie back. That's all I have to
Speaker 1: say about Okay, okay, all right, moving on, Okay, Next,
Speaker 1: I wanted to see if you were up on some
Speaker 1: of the current slang that our kids are using. Yes,
Speaker 1: I am, give it to me, Give it to me,
Speaker 1: all right. Do you know what sigma means? Sigma? Yes? No? No? Okay,
Speaker 1: So the kids don't say that, Yes, they do what
Speaker 1: they said. Well, they they're aware of it. My kids
Speaker 1: don't really say it, but it means like something good
Speaker 1: sigma yes, no one, no one. I've not heard it.
Speaker 1: This is not new to me. Okay, And how old
Speaker 1: is this kid? Twelve? I don't know. I'm telling you
Speaker 1: I've heard I have heard it. Okay. Skibbity, Yes, you've
Speaker 1: heard skibbity? Yeah? No, what is that? Okay? Like skibbity
Speaker 1: do like like it's good. Bad, it's bad. It's skimbitty, Yes,
Speaker 1: it's bad. I've definitely heard my kids say skibbity, but
Speaker 1: they don't say it often. Okay, de Lulu right, okay, Riz,
Speaker 1: Yes you've heard riz semen No, the Riz came out
Speaker 1: the penis Riz. This says romantic. No, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. I've heard my kids. What
Speaker 1: how do they use it? They say he rizzed? No,
Speaker 1: it's not a verb, it's like an adjective. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: like to describe some someone. Are your kids cool? Very? Okay,
Speaker 1: because it's very sounding, not cool. I'm just telling you
Speaker 1: this is what it is. Okay, cap yes, lie okay
Speaker 1: or not true? Yes, okay, goat of course this I've
Speaker 1: never heard gayat gay. I don't even know how to
Speaker 1: say yet. Gayat I means speedy booty yeah, big booty yeah,
Speaker 1: okay mid mid? What just mid? No? What's that? It's
Speaker 1: like average? My kids definitely say they say, okay average mid. Yes,
Speaker 1: some of these I've never heard. Sus. Of course, I
Speaker 1: heard that something that is weird busting, Yes, that tastes good? Yes, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: busting busting okay, um, yeah, some of these already know
Speaker 1: drip sleigh Yeah. Bet all right bet bet yeah, like
Speaker 1: I agree? Okay, all right? What about Aura or Aura? Aura? Yeah? Yes,
Speaker 1: do your kids use that? No, like your aura? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So that's the thing. So Aura. So my kids would
Speaker 1: be like Corey would be like, mom, everybody at school
Speaker 1: says that you have aura? Oh what does that mean?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? I love that. What does that mean?
Speaker 1: Like you were like fats? I don't know, it's like
Speaker 1: I have like aura. I don't even know what that means,
Speaker 1: but that means you're fat. Yeah, yes, I love that.
Speaker 1: You know, nobody has said that to me. By the way,
Speaker 1: speaking of yeah, are we done this list? Yeah? Okay.
Speaker 1: So I went to go visit a door at Ampton. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there might have been some nineteen year olds that, you know,
Speaker 1: I might wanted to get to know me better shooting
Speaker 1: their shot maybe. So I just want you to know
Speaker 1: I'm hot out here with these nineteen year olds. Okay,
Speaker 1: Now they are broke and I can only do one
Speaker 1: thing with them. Yes, but they find me attractive really, Like,
Speaker 1: did they ask you a do I went on to
Speaker 1: get that far out because that's creepy okay, yeah, but
Speaker 1: they were like, when is your mom coming? Yeah? When
Speaker 1: can I see talk to your mom? Please don't go,
Speaker 1: please do not.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to bring any college kids home. Please
Speaker 2: do not, only because my kids are in college.
Speaker 1: Okay, if they weren't that I might think about it,
Speaker 1: all right anyway, not anyway, Wait a minute, speaking of
Speaker 1: the goat, have we seen Lebron's toes? Oh? Yes, I didn't.
Speaker 1: I'll look up Lebron's toes. It man count Oh how
Speaker 1: do you walk around with nubs? It's weird? How are
Speaker 1: you actually walking and choose and you have? How how
Speaker 1: are you playing basketball at forty years old at a
Speaker 1: super high level?
Speaker 2: Yes, with your toes. I want y'all look up these
Speaker 2: soaps because they look like, I don't know, it looks
Speaker 2: like nubs.
Speaker 1: Yes, cornflakes, It looks it looks scary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Lebron, I'm gonn neath you to have toe surgery.
Speaker 2: He can get some prosthetic toes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you could do anything these days. Oh my gosh, yes,
Speaker 1: they look crazy. Okay. Hypothetical question.
Speaker 2: Okay, speaking of speaking of things that you can purchase,
Speaker 2: do we believe that chad Ocho Sinko got a fake penis.
Speaker 1: Do we believe that? Do we ever talk about that?
Speaker 1: I don't know if we've talked about that, but no,
Speaker 1: I don't believe it. I think I've saw him like
Speaker 1: tease about that. He said that. Yeah, I don't believe that.
Speaker 1: You believe that his is already big and he was
Speaker 1: just born big? Well? Did did he say he was
Speaker 1: big or someone else that he was somebody else said
Speaker 1: he was big? Okay? Yeah, I don't think he he
Speaker 1: can't surgery. No, Okay, I think he's just being funny. Okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: Hypothetical question for him. Yes, So this was a story
Speaker 1: in Chicago. It says Chicago men who spent sixteen years
Speaker 1: in prison for wrongful murder for wrongful murder convict conviction
Speaker 1: received one hundred and twenty million dollars. Okay. So the
Speaker 1: hypothetical question, if you were eighteen years old, okay, would
Speaker 1: you be willing to take a a murder charge what
Speaker 1: and go to jail for for the fifteen years knowing
Speaker 1: that on the other side of those sixteen years, Yes,
Speaker 1: you're gonna get one hundred and twenty million dollars. Did
Speaker 1: they split it? Are you individually? Let's say, are there's
Speaker 1: three men in this picture? Okay, so let's let's do
Speaker 1: both scenarios. Like, so let's say they split it. That's
Speaker 1: forty million forty million. So you give you do sixteen years,
Speaker 1: you get forty million. Yes, hell no, no, hell no.
Speaker 1: All right, so if you get one twenty million, might
Speaker 1: think about it, think about it. Yeah, but forty million
Speaker 1: is absolutely now. Yeah, but like I'm look at the
Speaker 1: odds here. You have to go to jail. You have
Speaker 1: to stay alive. Yeah, because they're in prison probably Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're they're not in they're in GM POP. They're they're
Speaker 1: fighting for their lives.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to deal with the inner workings of
Speaker 2: the jail system.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna like go to the library, get an education. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm with you all the do all the you know training,
Speaker 1: what about the what about the fights that break out?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stay. I'm gonna be like the nerves mediator.
Speaker 1: Come on, guys, can we all just get along? I mean,
Speaker 1: is there some like gang rapes and somebody's like give
Speaker 1: me your give me your toast. I mean, like you
Speaker 1: can have one if they say give me your butthole out. Okay, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: exactly exactly, okay, one hundred and twenty million. Now, I
Speaker 1: don't know. When I saw it, I was like, I
Speaker 1: was like, damn, I'm like, is that a.
Speaker 2: Good No, that's not a good bet, that's not a
Speaker 2: good wager, that's not a good And there's.
Speaker 1: Too many variables here. It's jail prison. It's sometimes the
Speaker 1: cops what do you call them, people, the the wharden,
Speaker 1: the corrections officer. They look the other way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you can't look the other way on my
Speaker 2: booty gold Yeah no, okay, good point there.
Speaker 1: I didn't think that deep into you, like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think I go to jail for sixteen years, one hundred
Speaker 1: and twenty million.
Speaker 2: Rabbit, and when you come out like just the no,
Speaker 2: no you're not. No, you would not.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I'll rethink it. Yes, thank you.
Speaker 2: Would you want your boys going to jail for one
Speaker 2: hundred and twenty million on the other question, no, you
Speaker 2: would not.
Speaker 1: You know, it depends on how like where they are
Speaker 1: in life. I cannot they're not making anything in themselves.
Speaker 1: And I'll come visit you. I cannot, And you're gonna
Speaker 1: bring him a ship? No? Yeah? Yeah? Will ask Karen
Speaker 1: when she comes out but then yeah, right, that's good.
Speaker 2: Okay, So so I have something for you because this
Speaker 2: was actually an actual survey, and it's said that having
Speaker 2: sons makes you age faster than having daughters. Studies say,
Speaker 2: this is a whole freaking study really, Yes, suggests that
Speaker 2: daughters often provide more social support, which may ease later
Speaker 2: life disadvantages, while parents of sons tend to have lower
Speaker 2: divorce rates. So that's fine, you have a lower divorce rate.
Speaker 2: But they say that y'all drop dead quick.
Speaker 1: Well, how old are these sons? Is it? Are? They? See?
Speaker 1: Maybe my sons are too young for me to be
Speaker 1: part of this survey, Like I feel like maybe that's
Speaker 1: once they get older in their adults and then I'm
Speaker 1: an older adult and I.
Speaker 2: Need They basically say, sons don't care to take care
Speaker 2: of their elderly parents.
Speaker 1: Why not? Well, I would say generally, I think sons.
Speaker 1: If you have a son that gets married to a woman,
Speaker 1: he often is like with the woman's family, so like
Speaker 1: when the woman had the you know, when they have holidays, vacations,
Speaker 1: you know, even like the babysit the people who usually
Speaker 1: come over and babysit the kids are usually like the
Speaker 1: wife's because she's because she's controlling that household. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: I don't right, I don't know. I mean, I just
Speaker 1: think that's just typical. Like you just mostly see, like
Speaker 1: you lean towards the wife's family and whatever they do.
Speaker 1: It was kind of opposite like me growing up my father,
Speaker 1: we leaned more towards his family, so we were always
Speaker 1: at my father's mother's house. Yeah, you know, that grandmother
Speaker 1: was the one that always watched us. So for me
Speaker 1: it was opposite growing up. But I mean I can
Speaker 1: see why that happens, like, yeah, you know my mom,
Speaker 1: you know, it's taking care of my kids and all
Speaker 1: of that. You know, my mom's going I mean, my
Speaker 1: kid's gonna take care of me. But speaking of my mother,
Speaker 1: she called me the other day. I guess she listens
Speaker 1: to reasonably shady Mom, how are you? And she was like, gsell,
Speaker 1: I listened to you talk about giving people a hall
Speaker 1: past when you're older. Oh oh yes, what's the update?
Speaker 1: What does she have to say? She said?
Speaker 2: I said, yeah, I wouldn't care, like once I'm like
Speaker 2: seventy five. She said, You're always gonna care.
Speaker 1: What do you mean you don't care even if you
Speaker 1: have breath in your body. You don't care what that
Speaker 1: man is doing. I said, Mommy, I promise you I
Speaker 1: won't care at all. She was like, yes, you will,
Speaker 1: I said mine, especially if. And then your parents came up.
Speaker 1: I was like, especially if riving in because we talked
Speaker 1: about your being married for a hundred years, so like,
Speaker 1: why would.
Speaker 2: Your mom care what your what your dad died? I
Speaker 2: was like, you know, when you take, when you take,
Speaker 2: people have been together forever.
Speaker 1: It's like, do you really care? And my mother was like, yes,
Speaker 1: of course you care. I'll be saying you don't care.
Speaker 1: I said, well, mom, I'm here to tell you I
Speaker 1: don't care. All right. I haven't asked my mom that yet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have to ask her. Yeah, let us know. Because
Speaker 1: my mother yelled at me. That hilarious. That is funny. Okay,
Speaker 1: So we got a bunch a bunch of emails. Oh wait,
Speaker 1: which one do I want to come back to? Oh?
Speaker 2: By the way, by the way, matchmaking is over, let's
Speaker 2: walk about matchmaking. So we did our matchmaking, a reasonably
Speaker 2: shaded matchmaking.
Speaker 1: It was so much fun, and we have matched a
Speaker 1: couple of people, yes, like so many couples. It looked
Speaker 1: like maybe about eight couples or so, oh my, that
Speaker 1: is good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so we about to let y'all know who's
Speaker 2: matched and who and all that, and then let you
Speaker 2: guys know who didn't find a match if we didn't
Speaker 2: find a match.
Speaker 1: But yes, offer still remains. You start dating and get married,
Speaker 1: Rob and I are going to marry you, yes, absolutely,
Speaker 1: but if it doesn't work out, don't blame us exactly
Speaker 1: that too. Yes, yes, we need to yell.
Speaker 2: But we're super excited because this was our first endeavor, yes,
Speaker 2: of matchmaking the world.
Speaker 1: It was, and you know, I would love to like
Speaker 1: expand it if we could. You know, we're going to
Speaker 1: see how this goes once you y'all take the wheel
Speaker 1: and get to know one another. Right, this is very exciting,
Speaker 1: but it was very Yes, it was very exciting to
Speaker 1: receive all of your submissions. Yeah, and I'm super happy
Speaker 1: for y'all. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, So wait, if they get married and have a baby,
Speaker 2: can they name the baby Jaseel or do they have
Speaker 2: to name the baby Robin Robin, Jaseel Robin yeah, either
Speaker 2: one middle names, Yeah, they can, you can interchange it anyway.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, So is that a requirement. Are we requiring
Speaker 1: them to name their babies after us? They should name
Speaker 1: their baby like reasonably, shady or something they Okay, so
Speaker 1: Giselle Shady, Robin reasonable, that's those are the names. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: Robin reasonable brown, Yes, boom done. Here's an email from
Speaker 1: that girl. Oh she self proclaimed that girl. That girl
Speaker 1: love it? Yep, she says, absolutely love the show, ladies,
Speaker 1: sidebar Giselle. The constant primping and hair flipping using the
Speaker 1: camera as a mirror. What is getting a bit weird
Speaker 1: at times? Who are you that girl? Child? I'm still
Speaker 1: gonna watch and support, but not sure if you realize
Speaker 1: how often it happens. It also happened on the RHOP reunion.
Speaker 1: Any who, You ladies are wonderful. I hate you. What
Speaker 1: is your name? That girl? Did? She? Women?
Speaker 2: She doesn't even say her. Okay, that girl, we don't.
Speaker 2: We don't like you until unless you tell us your name.
Speaker 2: I'm not here for you, that girl. If I want
Speaker 2: a hair flip on my hair flip, I want to
Speaker 2: fix my hair. I want to fix my hair.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm done. So do you agree or disagree that
Speaker 1: that takes my agree? I might agree, By the way,
Speaker 1: can you show them the mirror on the back of
Speaker 1: your phone. Yeah. Oh, I gotta make sure I'm a
Speaker 1: whole mirror on the back of her phone. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: like when we film, you need to make sure, like
Speaker 1: spinach is not in your teeth. Yeah, okay, this is
Speaker 1: from Billy Hi Billy. Yes, he says, good morning, ladies.
Speaker 1: I'm a huge fan of you both. Robin miss you.
Speaker 1: On Potomac. I was listening to episode one seventy five
Speaker 1: when my when I okay, when I was younger, my
Speaker 1: first boyfriend wanted to have sexual fun with our roommate
Speaker 1: and friend at the time. So I assume, like, I
Speaker 1: don't know what we talked about on one seventy five,
Speaker 1: but I guess it has something to do with this, Okay,
Speaker 1: he said so reluctantly. After some convincing, I agreed, and
Speaker 1: he joined a few times here and there. It was
Speaker 1: not my thing, but I did it for about threesome. Yes,
Speaker 1: oh okay, yes, so he's talking about having a threesome
Speaker 1: with his roommate. His boyfriend wanted to have a threesome
Speaker 1: with his roommate. Ah, these all men, it sounds like it. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I agreed, he joined a few times here and there.
Speaker 1: It was not my thing, but I did it for him.
Speaker 1: I was noticing a change in my then boyfriend. And
Speaker 1: long story short, he is now married and has kids
Speaker 1: with the roommate. Of course, So no hall passes or
Speaker 1: birthday passes for anyone I'm dating, not to mention for
Speaker 1: my current husband, whom I've been with for six years
Speaker 1: and married for three.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, so this goes to what my mother said. Okay, fine, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: all right. So if the man is gonna if I'm
Speaker 2: seventy five, and he'll be younger, so he'll be let's
Speaker 2: say seventy, and he's gonna fall in love with the
Speaker 2: person that I say he can go have sex with,
Speaker 2: and I don't care, he's gonna fall in love with
Speaker 2: her possibly.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, that's not a good idea. Think about it. Okay,
Speaker 1: if you're especially if you're with a younger man, and
Speaker 1: you're gonna give him a hall pass, yes, and then
Speaker 1: he'll go be with a younger woman. He's going to
Speaker 1: leave you, and then you're he's going to leave you,
Speaker 1: that is the plan, and then then grow old and
Speaker 1: be like alone when you're growing old and have nobody
Speaker 1: to support you. I'll be at jeriatric geriatric journey. Yes,
Speaker 1: so I'll be at peace on my geriatric journey. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll see. No, I think you need to rethink let's say.
Speaker 1: My mother says no, yes, okay, okay, and so Billy
Speaker 1: Billy says Ellen, I think you need to rethink that. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: let me address this. Okay, Hi, Jaselle and Robin. This
Speaker 1: is from Fay. I love y'all love the podcast. As
Speaker 1: a federal employee, it's not right to say we were
Speaker 1: skipping out of work to get a facial, but that's
Speaker 1: what happened. That's actually what happened. She said. For most
Speaker 1: of us, we schedule appointments close to where we live.
Speaker 1: So now that we might have to commute an hour
Speaker 1: each way, we just can't, uh right, So they schedule
Speaker 1: appointments closer to the to where they live. Yet so
Speaker 1: they can't so they would go all right, so pretty much'
Speaker 1: saying they would go like on their lunch break and stuff,
Speaker 1: but saying, now that we have to commute an hour
Speaker 1: each way, we just can't make it during lunch and
Speaker 1: have to wait until we get off work. That's fine. Besides,
Speaker 1: if you're lucky enough to get a parking space at
Speaker 1: the Washington Navy Yard or anywhere in DC, you're not
Speaker 1: going to move your car for a personal appointment. I
Speaker 1: can see how that might be confusing. Okay, us we
Speaker 1: Giselle was saying, when you work from home and people
Speaker 1: are going to beauty appointments during the middle of the day,
Speaker 1: then it's almost like proving the point of the administration.
Speaker 1: But I guess it's possible that they are going to
Speaker 1: these appointments on their lunch break. They could, or they're
Speaker 1: going you know, maybe they have a shorter work day,
Speaker 1: like they start at seven and finish it for whatever,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like they still have a
Speaker 1: more convenient schedule working from home. Yeah, so they can
Speaker 1: make a point. But I'm all here for the facials
Speaker 1: during the day. I'm here for that. Yeah. So like
Speaker 1: you know, don't come after me. Yeah, I'm not the
Speaker 1: facial police. Yes, Okay, this is a good, reasonable or
Speaker 1: shady So there you Okay, give it to me. I
Speaker 1: have a question. This is from me ya. I have
Speaker 1: a question. It's so funny her name. Okay, I have
Speaker 1: a question for my faves. So a few weeks ago,
Speaker 1: I went out with my friends and as we are
Speaker 1: about to leave, people don't use punctual anymore. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: hard to me. As I was about to leave, my
Speaker 1: friend offered that I use her bag. It was a
Speaker 1: YSL bag because it was cuter with my outfit. I
Speaker 1: took it and we all got drunk and I lost
Speaker 1: the bag.
Speaker 2: Of course, but the bag isn't he isn't her closet.
Speaker 2: Just for the record, Okay, she ain't really lose it.
Speaker 1: She said she lost it. She said. I felt so bad.
Speaker 1: I cried to her and she was like, it's fine,
Speaker 1: It's just a bag. And I was like, do you
Speaker 1: want money? She said no, I want a new bag.
Speaker 1: So over the past few weeks she has been bugging
Speaker 1: me to get her a new bag. Okay, keep in mind,
Speaker 1: this bag is two thousand dollars. I don't have that money.
Speaker 1: I don't know if this matters, but she has five
Speaker 1: to six designer purses. Is it shady that she wants
Speaker 1: me to buy her a new bag? No? Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: Now you lost it, you are responsible for it. You
Speaker 1: lost it. Yeah, I replaced my bag you lost. I know.
Speaker 1: That's a tough one. It's like, I don't think it's
Speaker 1: shady that she wants her to replace. No, but she
Speaker 1: can't expect her to be able to replace it, you know,
Speaker 1: like because because you're the meth offer her something, say
Speaker 1: her money. How much she offered her. She didn't how much. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she didn't say how much. But the girl said no,
Speaker 1: she didn't want money. She just wants a new bag.
Speaker 1: But she got to be real with her, like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't have the money to replace this
Speaker 1: bag the full value of the bag. Like I feel bad.
Speaker 1: Here's some money. Yeah, you know. And that's a lesson
Speaker 1: for the friend totally to never let someone use or
Speaker 1: wear your designer bags ever. Again, I feel like it's
Speaker 1: more a lesson, And she got to like the friend
Speaker 1: just has to kind of yeah, so suck it up.
Speaker 1: This happened to my kids, and I can't really remember
Speaker 1: the story, but I remember having to replace the replace
Speaker 1: the bag. So I think a door borrowed one of
Speaker 1: her friend's bag. It was like a little Mark Jacobs bag. Okay,
Speaker 1: and Adore got like they had ordered food and I
Speaker 1: think all the food was like in the bag. I
Speaker 1: think it ruined the food ruined the bag. So the
Speaker 1: girl's pissed and she just wanted a bag, and I
Speaker 1: understood that, so I had to buy the bag, which
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 2: Whatever, And and my thing is my thing is accidents happen.
Speaker 2: So the food thing is accident.
Speaker 1: You losing the bag because you got drunken as a
Speaker 1: skunk is a no. That means you're irresponsible. That means
Speaker 1: your responsibility to fix it. Yeah, yeah, I agree. I
Speaker 1: mean I think, but I'm.
Speaker 2: Mad at the girl that gave it to her, Like
Speaker 2: why do you give it to her? You know, your
Speaker 2: friend gonna get drunk and wild out and leave it
Speaker 2: in the bathroom. Yeah, Robin, I'm not irresponsible. Okay, you
Speaker 2: have left your phone in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Okay, I was really drunk, like my point, my point.
Speaker 2: Yes, you know there's times when you know, like if
Speaker 2: Rob Robin has degrees of drunk, like either sober or
Speaker 2: really drown there's nothing in between.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so if I'm just drinking, watch out. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be a night. Oh my gosh, that was a night.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, Okay, thanks for calling me out. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: Another email, This is from Soanji says Hi ladies, so
Speaker 1: loved the podcast. I'm just gonna read it how she
Speaker 1: wrote it. Okay, so loved the podcast about does your
Speaker 1: vjay work? Okay, does your vagina work? Yeah? But so
Speaker 1: love the podcast. Okay, so you enjoyed that episode. Is
Speaker 1: that what you're saying? Okay, all right, I'm stodd Okay,
Speaker 1: I thought she used to say she loves the podcast
Speaker 1: and then okay, anyway, So when women go through menopause,
Speaker 1: sometimes it doesn't work as well due to dryness issues. Okay,
Speaker 1: look it up. As estrogen decreases, so does the elasticity
Speaker 1: of the vjay. You are lucky if you can avoid
Speaker 1: these issues as you get older. Just FYI. If you
Speaker 1: have solutions, share it with your listeners. So I mean,
Speaker 1: can't you use lubrication and then you'll make it work?
Speaker 1: I mean that Do you think that was what he
Speaker 1: was getting at when he asked you that question? I
Speaker 1: think he was just being crazy.
Speaker 2: But yes, I mean, obviously in minute, that's that's what
Speaker 2: happens during menopause.
Speaker 1: That's textbook. I didn't go through menopause, so to speak,
Speaker 1: so I can't really speak to that. However, Yes, that's
Speaker 1: what lubs are for. If you need that, yes, just
Speaker 1: like men need the pill. Yeah, but I wonder, Oh
Speaker 1: but what about HRT hormone replacement therapy. Yeah, I'm out
Speaker 1: on that, so I don't what do you mean? What's
Speaker 1: the question? Yeah, like does that help with lubrication, lubrication
Speaker 1: and menopause and stuff.
Speaker 2: I think the HRT balances everything out, balances your hormones out.
Speaker 2: So yes, that shouldn't help because I think they throw
Speaker 2: in some testosterone, which is what you need.
Speaker 1: Really Yeah, yeah, I mean I just I'm just wondering, like,
Speaker 1: is that what he was talking about? Is that why
Speaker 1: he asked that? Okay, I don't know. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but my every works over here. Yeah, yeah, I remember
Speaker 1: my dad used to say that. My dad used to
Speaker 1: be like because it was like eighty something. He was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just want you to know everything's working on my body.
Speaker 1: And I was like what. First of all, you need
Speaker 1: to know that information clearly. And I'm like, what, stop
Speaker 1: talking to me. You aren't time out. These all people
Speaker 1: say anything out their mouths. It is a time out
Speaker 1: for you. Nobody needs to hear that. Yeah, but I'm
Speaker 1: gonna talk crazy when I get older. Yeah, yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: just anything, am I O? We know that? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: definitely know that. No. I want you, okay, last, I
Speaker 1: want you to read one the one about wine, the
Speaker 1: one about the what win does at restaurants? Oh well
Speaker 1: here's one. Yeah, okay, So this is from Somaya, She says, Hi, ladies,
Speaker 1: I never made comments on shows I listened to, but
Speaker 1: this one I had to. I am one hundred with wine. Yes,
Speaker 1: please ask for hot water to cleanse Okay, yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, go ahead, okay. So she agrees with wine. Okay,
Speaker 1: wy okay, she said. Okay, So for those of y'all
Speaker 1: who don't know, Wine used to go to restaurants and
Speaker 1: ask for hot water to put his utensils in.
Speaker 2: There to clean them, which I found to be very strange. Yes,
Speaker 2: but so that the rest of the world No, okay,
Speaker 2: no one felt that was strange, but me.
Speaker 1: Not the rest of the world. I mean people, A
Speaker 1: lot of people agreed that they either do that or
Speaker 1: they understand why it's done.
Speaker 2: Okay, No, I understood that, but I was just saying,
Speaker 2: like he'd probably get food poisoning faster than the utensils.
Speaker 1: Okay, but go ahead, r right, right, so she said,
Speaker 1: I am one hundred with wine. Yes, please ask for
Speaker 1: hot water to clean those silverware. Also, it doesn't matter
Speaker 1: if it's a high end restaurant. They also have rodents
Speaker 1: and the dishes aren't always clean. When I was younger,
Speaker 1: I wasn't as anal. But now if I go on
Speaker 1: a date and he doesn't wash his hands before he eats,
Speaker 1: we won't go on another date. I don't care if
Speaker 1: he has money, you're not clean, we're not going out.
Speaker 1: You wear shoes in the house, we're not going out.
Speaker 1: I was dating a man that was so OCD and
Speaker 1: I loved it. His home and closet looked like a
Speaker 1: department store. Everything was in its place. Yes, he was
Speaker 1: just a lot to deal with, But it's cleanliness. He
Speaker 1: gets a lot of credit for that. We need more men,
Speaker 1: more clean men, and I'm here for it. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: here for a clean man now. Yeah, But like OCD
Speaker 1: is weird? Yeah, I mean, speaking of rodents. I saw
Speaker 1: a video on Instagram. It was a restaurant in uh
Speaker 1: New York City. There was a full on rat. It
Speaker 1: was like a bar, like a bar full on rat
Speaker 1: running across the bar in the middle of like Tuesday,
Speaker 1: like in the morning. Yeah, I mean there were people
Speaker 1: are there, like and they're recording it and they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I got and it's funny. Yeah, I'm like, why a
Speaker 1: y'all even still in there would have been out the door.
Speaker 1: Oh Robin would have never gone back. No, yeah, I
Speaker 1: would have ran out the door too. Never. But the
Speaker 1: rat was just i mean, in the middle of the day,
Speaker 1: can you imagine, Yeah, that rat is real comfortable. And
Speaker 1: then I've seen a video. Is that a cheesecake factory somewhere?
Speaker 1: People try to say it was DC and it was
Speaker 1: a mouse running across like the ceiling, like oh jeez, okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna move on, and it fell. Yeah, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but yes, but yes, another person rode in and they
Speaker 1: agreed with Wine and his okay okay, wine support out
Speaker 1: here in the street. Yes, yes, okay, let's say okay,
Speaker 1: one more okay and then we can go oh okay.
Speaker 1: You remember we talked about the wedding with the theme
Speaker 1: the color.
Speaker 2: Scheme, yes, and the colschume. That didn't make any sense, right,
Speaker 2: It was like, okay, what was the theme?
Speaker 1: So it was like a bunch of you know, the
Speaker 1: colors was like tan and green and bige, yeahch and okay, yes, okay,
Speaker 1: So he had a Patrick had to write back. He said, hey, Robin,
Speaker 1: and I just want to clarify a few things you
Speaker 1: were asking about. Okay. We sent out a save the
Speaker 1: Date in April twenty twenty four, was printed a year
Speaker 1: prior to the wedding, and we mailed out the wedding
Speaker 1: invitations in October twenty twenty four, six months prior to
Speaker 1: the wedding. So remember the issue. A lot of people
Speaker 1: were like, oh, I don't have anything to wear, and
Speaker 1: it's like, but you had time, So clearly I had time.
Speaker 1: A lot of people who called say they misplaced their
Speaker 1: invitation and couldn't find it because it was buried in
Speaker 1: a pile of old mail. I can relate to that.
Speaker 1: We also sent out text messages for RSVPs, and guests
Speaker 1: had the option to mail back the postcard to confirm
Speaker 1: no evites were sent. I hate evites as well, Robin, Hello, Well,
Speaker 1: but overall the wedding was amazing. Ninety eight percent of
Speaker 1: our guests found something in the color palette. Giselle and
Speaker 1: why is everybody coming for me? And just to clarify
Speaker 1: our wedding was very, very casual, not formal at all. Okay, Robin,
Speaker 1: I hadn't thought about it before, but you're right. It
Speaker 1: wasn't totally unfair to ask people to buy something specific
Speaker 1: in those colors. I figured, at the very least everyone
Speaker 1: has khakis. We did want the pictures to look nice
Speaker 1: in the same scheme. That's not true. I don't have khaki's.
Speaker 1: Do you have khakis? No? No? Right, Patrick, Patrick? But anyway,
Speaker 1: I've attached attached some pictures. I loved the special day
Speaker 1: and just saying there are still a few things left
Speaker 1: on our registry.
Speaker 2: Hello, el So okay, Patrick, shady, Now that's the shady tell.
Speaker 1: Using okay and knowing that it was casual though the
Speaker 1: color scheme makes more sense.
Speaker 2: Yes, and this is his husband, right, Okay, they look amazing.
Speaker 2: We'll put this up on our on our site, I
Speaker 2: mean on our Instagram Instagram.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they look amazing.
Speaker 2: Ill, and it is very cute, and I'm happy that
Speaker 2: it's casual and it looks like it's like an outside situation.
Speaker 1: I'm loving all of this.
Speaker 2: So and so the Moraltu story is it's so funny
Speaker 2: because okay, why do we see the feet and everybody
Speaker 2: has on brown shoes.
Speaker 1: On the shoes. The Moratu story is do what you
Speaker 1: want to do. It's your day, whether Gizelle talks about
Speaker 1: you badly or not. Just do what you want to do. Kay.
Speaker 1: But you know when people kind of him and han,
Speaker 1: what's this? I mean, I see his point. They sent out,
Speaker 1: you have plenty of time to get something together, and
Speaker 1: the fact that it was a casual situation, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: most of these people probably have some type of work pants.
Speaker 1: So the guys probably have some type of work pants
Speaker 1: that are khaki ish. Yeah, and I'm sure the ladies like, Okay,
Speaker 1: we definitely could find something in that color palette totally.
Speaker 1: And then some people had on white.
Speaker 2: The ladies had a white so on Atlanta, I guess
Speaker 2: a couple of episodes ago, the invitation said black attire.
Speaker 1: Okay, Kenya had on green. Okay, everyone had on black
Speaker 1: with green on. So everybody's like, girl, you got the invitation,
Speaker 1: why do you have on Like where's your black? And
Speaker 1: she's like, oh my god, I didn't see now.
Speaker 2: I I'm sure she did not look at that invitation,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Because like, how many inmotations
Speaker 2: do you get you don't look at it.
Speaker 1: You see the time, you see where it is and
Speaker 1: you're done, or producer tells you where to go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that part, that's all. Yeah. They probably just said here's
Speaker 1: your schedule. Yes, it's this party on this day, right,
Speaker 1: But I think she was kind of like, Okay, this
Speaker 1: is a little weird. But then she kind of stood out,
Speaker 1: which you know, she I'm sure didn't mind, right, of course,
Speaker 1: you know that. But I do hate when we had
Speaker 1: these themes for these shows and people don't follow through
Speaker 1: with the theme. Do you yes, really you've done it?
Speaker 1: Have you done that? I always try to do the theme. No,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like I always try. I try.
Speaker 1: But also I did not appreciate when they don't give
Speaker 1: you enough time to prepare for the for the theme.
Speaker 1: It's like, you're gonna tell me it's it's Indian Bollywood
Speaker 1: Karen like Season two, right, Remember Karen had the Indian
Speaker 1: Indian theme and Monique came in as a as a
Speaker 1: native American. Yes, yes, she's so smart. But I'm I
Speaker 1: think that was intentional or on purpose. I don't think
Speaker 1: it was like a No, it wasn't. It wasn't. I
Speaker 1: don't think so oh, I don't know, let's move on.
Speaker 1: I thought she was just being funny. Yeah. So, like
Speaker 1: you know, when you have something like specific like that,
Speaker 1: it's like, no, we need time to prepare true right,
Speaker 1: somehow and somehow I pulled it together. I guess she
Speaker 1: gave us enough time. But like, if it's a color, fine, yeah,
Speaker 1: but if it's.
Speaker 2: Color is easy and black is it's super easy. Everybody
Speaker 2: got black?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, black on black. Anyway, we love y'all. We
Speaker 1: don't ever want you.
Speaker 2: Guys, do not love us, Jude, so don't ever forget
Speaker 2: to live your life either reasonable.
Speaker 1: Oh bye bye or both.
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