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Speaker 1: Strange, fascinating.

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Speaker 2: Bananas.

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Speaker 1: Hey, I'm KERB. Brown Older, Hey.

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Speaker 2: Gurton, I'm Scotty Landis, and we are two dudes who

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Speaker 2: just love the absurd.

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Speaker 1: So won't you consider listening to our new podcast, Bananas,

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Speaker 1: premiering April twenty first on Exactly Right.

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Speaker 2: Every Tuesday we get together we discuss the absolutely bonkers

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Speaker 2: news stories that we can find from around the world.

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Speaker 1: Things like man walking oddly found to have twenty one

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Speaker 1: live pigeons in pants.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's bananas. British parrot that went missing for

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Speaker 2: four years returned speaking Spanish, that's bananas.

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Speaker 1: NASA prepped for alien communication with quote LSD dolphin sex experiment.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that is that's certainly bananas. Now these

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Speaker 2: are one real news stories. I mean, we're not journalists,

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Speaker 2: but we do dress like one. Yeah, we both dress

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Speaker 2: like one single journalist. Kirk gets the pants and I

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Speaker 2: wear the shirt. Only.

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Speaker 1: Shirt is the most upsetting version.

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Speaker 2: Of mal nudity. It really is, and it's also incredibly drafty.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes on the show we'll also have some really great guests, like.

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Speaker 1: Our first episode with Norbit star Kristin Shawl.

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Speaker 3: So for all you TV or movies aspiring actors, producers.

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Speaker 3: I can take out my teeth if you need me too,

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Speaker 3: So that's one more.

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Speaker 1: If you want a real weird look, we can give

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Speaker 1: it to You're pretty cheap.

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Speaker 2: So if you love the crazy, the shocking, and the downright,

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Speaker 2: bananas sounds appealing to.

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Speaker 1: You, you have a listen to Bananas when it premieres Tuesday,

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Speaker 1: April twenty first, I'm exactly right.

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Speaker 2: Subscribe now on Stitcher, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you

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Speaker 2: love to listen.

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Speaker 1: It's a goof. Who doesn't love a goof?

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Speaker 2: I love a goof.

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