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Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded, y'all know what time. I

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Speaker 1: don't know, y'all a sun giving them like the million

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Speaker 1: I don't join join me. You turn you go. You

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Speaker 1: will good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice,

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Speaker 1: come on dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Man got a radio show, man, Yeah, I do. Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey got a radio show because I can't tell it

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Speaker 1: to you any other way because God has been so

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Speaker 1: so very amazing to me. But the same God, and

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Speaker 1: there is but one that same God is. It can

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Speaker 1: and will be amazing in your life if you just

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Speaker 1: allow it to happen. You know. I was somewhere, you know,

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Speaker 1: and I was driving on the freeway somewhere, and I

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Speaker 1: saw bill board and it was a guy in a

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Speaker 1: field on his knees. And on this billboard it said

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Speaker 1: something to the act when when you've run out of answers,

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Speaker 1: try prayer. I was. I was going somewhere and I

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Speaker 1: don't even remember I go so much. Man. I was

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Speaker 1: just going somewhere and I saw this billboard and I

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Speaker 1: thought about that, And man, I cannot tell you how

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Speaker 1: true of a statement that is. When you've run out

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Speaker 1: of answers, when you don't know what to do, when

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Speaker 1: you feel weak, when you are at a low point,

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Speaker 1: when things just seem to keep happening to you, and

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Speaker 1: you don't understand why prayer is an amazing weapon. Prayer

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Speaker 1: is available to all of us. Here's a deal. You

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Speaker 1: don't have to go through the all of that you're

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Speaker 1: going through alone. See, and I'm talking to men, women, boys, girls, students, leaders, bosses, employees.

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Speaker 1: I don't care what's happening. I don't care what your

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Speaker 1: situation is. I don't care if your relationship is all

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Speaker 1: relationship is jacked up. I don't care if your relationship

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Speaker 1: at work is shot. Your coworkers seem to always make

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Speaker 1: you the buddy end of the joke. You always somebody

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Speaker 1: always talking about you behind your back. You're finding it

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Speaker 1: more and more necessary to try to hold your head

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Speaker 1: up and walk past these people when some days you

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Speaker 1: can't even get your chin up off your chest. If

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Speaker 1: you're a woman out there and you've been alone by

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Speaker 1: yourself for so long and you're just tired of being alone.

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Speaker 1: You really want a relationship, you really want to be

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Speaker 1: whatever it is, whatever it is, prayer is the answer.

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Speaker 1: You are listening to a guy who is a direct

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Speaker 1: recipient of prayer. I can't tell you anything that I've

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Speaker 1: gotten out of that I didn't pray about. Oh, now,

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Speaker 1: there are a lot of things. Hold on, let me

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Speaker 1: backtrack a little bit. There are a lot of things

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Speaker 1: that have happened in my life that I've gotten past

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Speaker 1: And then there's this thing that God has called grace

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Speaker 1: and mercy that he just somehow keeps us all waking

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Speaker 1: because He's just waiting on us to come to him.

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Speaker 1: But y'all, if you can implement prayer into your day

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Speaker 1: every single day, and I'm talking about put it in

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Speaker 1: you close your day out, when you're sitting at your

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Speaker 1: you don't have to make no scene. You ain't got

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Speaker 1: to let everybody know, Oh I'm spiritual, I love God

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Speaker 1: at lunch and they had a Bible on their desk

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Speaker 1: I mean, actually go at it with saying, hey, God,

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I've gone to God and I've just said, Hey, God,

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Speaker 1: and the opening line says, out of the night that

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Speaker 1: I thank God for whatever be from my unconquerable soul.

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Speaker 1: I am in deep trouble. I'm in a pit, black

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Speaker 1: God is always standing by. He just wants you to

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Speaker 1: whole lot of times. He's presented himself. I can't tell

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Speaker 1: you how many times he's shown you how good a

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Speaker 1: god he is. He's given us all grace and mercy

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Speaker 1: without us asking for He's gotten you through some things.

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Speaker 1: And you look at him. Whoo, Man, I don't know

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Speaker 1: how to hell. Okay, that's cool. I'm cool. No no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: If you see some trouble coming, Pray if you already

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Speaker 1: Pray if you can't see no way out, pray. Pray man,

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Speaker 1: Talk to God. Don't make a scene. Just talk to God.

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Speaker 1: All right, very important. You're listening. Show people. Get ready.

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Speaker 1: There's a train come in. You don't need no ticket.

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Speaker 1: You just get home, boy, ladies and gentlemen, The train

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Speaker 1: is here. Shirley Strawberry, Hey, good morning to you. How

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Speaker 1: you doing? Steve? Colorful morning and June morning? But never

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Speaker 1: few time you're the Bauer Uncle Steve. What's happening, Steve?

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Speaker 1: I'm ready ready for w wooy ever you won't that's

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do all hard hard Roscoe does it. Christmas carols?

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Speaker 1: Oh goodness, Yeah, I'm gonna do a few Christmas carols.

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Speaker 1: Want you we don't have thirty you better do? Why

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Speaker 1: ain't here? That's what you better do. Come on, damn

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Speaker 1: shit through the snow. Oh one hawks, Oh Bushley, it's

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Speaker 1: gonna take a long time. Yeah. Oh what fun it too?

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Speaker 1: Right in a one horse old Bushley? Oh jingle bath,

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Speaker 1: oh janle bath Oh jingle jangle all the way? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: the one house? Oh but Chali uh huh heyyah. How

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Speaker 1: about joy to the world. I got jaw, I got

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Speaker 1: to the world. It's about him. Oh joy. Oh, the

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Speaker 1: boys and girls no work jaw yea to the world,

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Speaker 1: Oh joy, Oh, the boys and girls dag the hall

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Speaker 1: with la falla la la la la la la la

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Speaker 1: dada dad? Okay man, Yeah, that's good. Yeah, Chris back,

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Speaker 1: can you do silent nightfall to come back? And Santa

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Speaker 1: Claus is coming to town? I need that. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: we're coming back with uh. Steve sings Christmas Carols hard

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Speaker 1: Steve show. We are back, Steve singing Christmas carols. We're

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Speaker 1: all in the Christmas spirit. Steve is singing him but

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Speaker 1: a clown singing Christmas Carol. I think we had a

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Speaker 1: request for silent nights see shine, night holden night, hold

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Speaker 1: on the mic ohli is calm you messing thing it bright?

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Speaker 1: Run round your your mama, mama and your child. Wholy

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Speaker 1: so tender tender mom side look nah whole nah, break

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Speaker 1: it down. Oh you can't came whoo it bright roote

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Speaker 1: off the red nose. Okay, what version you want, dancer

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Speaker 1: and press up and call me and cuping dad's done

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Speaker 1: up and blitzing, yeah somebody and vixing who but whoa flame? Boy? Oh,

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Speaker 1: if you weren't in the Christmas the most famous, that

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Speaker 1: a very shine No, yes he did, yes, Dad, and

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Speaker 1: Mussy Sata came to say, hey, rudo, which so damn

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Speaker 1: no so bright, why did you bring your last on

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Speaker 1: over here? Got this? Hey tonight? That was the jail,

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Speaker 1: Thanks so much for let me do it. That was good, Robert,

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Speaker 1: the quintessential Christmas song. This Christmas Dunny hath the way

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Speaker 1: dinner dinner, dinner, dinner done. I'm running dune dune. Dude,

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Speaker 1: Hey gone, miss too? Who I'm gonna to get to

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Speaker 1: know who you're better? I'm done? Did he Chris? Move?

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Speaker 1: And as we trimmed the tree, your ez is where

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Speaker 1: I wall be? He did he? De Chris must fire

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Speaker 1: side is blade zin bri Hi? Come on and we're

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Speaker 1: Carolyn only? I said, we're Carol lying. Come on, boy, Carol,

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Speaker 1: I said, we're Carolyn working a little the Knight and

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Speaker 1: this Chrisma what you best? Really? I said that, Chris Mark,

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Speaker 1: not next one. I'm talking about this damn Crimin right

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Speaker 1: d sing bo twitter that field? What's what's the song? Well?

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Speaker 1: The weather outside is right, let us know, let us

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Speaker 1: let us you want to hear boys don't matter, No,

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Speaker 1: it ain't gonna be the same. I just want I

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Speaker 1: just want to hear this snow. You got the boys?

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Speaker 1: Let this snow. How about Santa claus is coming to town?

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Speaker 1: That's the one, say clock coming to town, Yeah, saying

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Speaker 1: better watch out. I'm telling you. Why say a close

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Speaker 1: Why did you do it? Saying the closing coming the

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Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right, Steve, time

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Speaker 1: now for you to help some listeners with their love problems.

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey FM dot com. All right, Steve, it sounds

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Speaker 1: like you're ready. This one is from Incognito in Oklahoma, says,

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Speaker 1: my husband is a security guard at a community college.

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Speaker 1: He recently busted two students smoking weed, and he took

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Speaker 1: and put it on his nightstand. I didn't know he

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Speaker 1: had to turn the weed into the school, so I

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Speaker 1: He searched all over the house. He knows I smoked,

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Speaker 1: but he never accused me of taking it. I hate

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Speaker 1: to see him this stressed out? Should I confess lose

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Speaker 1: You got to bassem damn weed and give it to

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Speaker 1: your husband. But you're too high to figure that out,

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Speaker 1: all damn. But he doesn't smoke, and she she thought

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Speaker 1: She's greedy, all right, So buy your man some more weed,

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Speaker 1: all right? Moving on, Santania in Evanston, Illinois, says I'm

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Speaker 1: a live music junkie and I've always loved drummers. Two

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Speaker 1: Saturdays ago, my boyfriend and I want to hear a

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Speaker 1: band and I locked eyes with the drummer and we

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Speaker 1: flirted all night. I managed to slip him my business

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Speaker 1: I met him for lunch on a Tuesday, and right

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Speaker 1: after we were seated, my boyfriend appeared out of nowhere

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Speaker 1: dumped me. It's cool though, Yeah, it's cool though, because

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Speaker 1: I want the drummer. Do you think I stand a

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Speaker 1: you're gonna get the drummer. That's all you're gonna get

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Speaker 1: as a Drummer's right, You're gonna get beat and then

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Speaker 1: that's gonna be it. He gonna beat you because that's

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Speaker 1: what drummers do, and then that's gonna be it. It

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Speaker 1: was a setup. They was co workers. You got busted.

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Speaker 1: That's okay. You want to drum anyway, going and go

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Speaker 1: for the drummer, but you're about to find the trick

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Speaker 1: dudes is dudes is real tricky. When they're real boys.

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Speaker 1: You need to get off them. Damn drummers. I mean,

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Speaker 1: kind of crazy. No, you don't stand a chance with him.

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Speaker 1: Car Lisa and Make in Georgia. I've been married for

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Speaker 1: a year and I moved into my husband's home after

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Speaker 1: he promised to keep them for her. I know he

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Speaker 1: his ex? What? Well, it's not no loyalty. It's just

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Speaker 1: Ain't always tell me the wrong thing. No, this is

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Speaker 1: what they gonna do any damn way. We already knew this.

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Speaker 1: I applaud her so hard for packing them up and

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Speaker 1: sending them to her, wanting to do that. Oh yeah, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: she gots to get out of here. Now he's gonna

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Speaker 1: tell her he'd keep them. No, pardoner, Uh, I got

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Speaker 1: what you're saying, But this guys to got to Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I know he loves me, but should I worry about

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Speaker 1: his loyalty to his death? It's not loyalty to her.

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Speaker 1: But it cannot be at the expense of you. No,

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Speaker 1: mister Pard, he's missing right, that's exactly right, Steve. He said,

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Speaker 1: I can't his wife, can't send them to her because

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Speaker 1: that's rude. Okay, well we're about to be rude. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm the new man, so and so, and hear your

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Speaker 1: sugar hunted iced tea, right, And then the husband said

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Speaker 1: he promised to keep them for her. What you have

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Speaker 1: at where you got? Yeah, you promise? Yeah, thank you.

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Speaker 1: This is my house. Now if we can mail which

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Speaker 1: one you want to do? You want to mail it,

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Speaker 1: burn it how you want to do. I wouldn't have

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Speaker 1: you look running this. Yeah, baby, what is that in

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Speaker 1: the fireplace? Cloth? Clothes? They want my clothes? Yeah? All

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Speaker 1: that smoke? Why smell that perfume? In her? Help? Close? Promise.

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Speaker 1: But this is a red flag though, because he doesn't

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Speaker 1: see that. You know, this is the red flag. He said,

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Speaker 1: I can't send them to her because that's rude. And

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Speaker 1: I promised that's the red flag. Your husband should never

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Speaker 1: say that to you about another woman. Come on, get

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Speaker 1: him out of it in the morning. That's the only

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Speaker 1: promise you need to be. Yeah, yeah, that's not cool,

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Speaker 1: not cool at all. All right, for some clothes and

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Speaker 1: bring them in there so you have okay, all right, Junior.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's Jimmy's jacket. I promise I we're keeping Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you can't handle this because that's rude. Now checking now,

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Speaker 1: who started the fire? Jimmy the coke, get your jacking

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Speaker 1: for Jimmy. Get Jack. We're with you, Lisa. All right,

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Speaker 1: thank you, thank you so much. See l O. Great advice.

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Speaker 1: As always, you're listening to morning show, Jake, What is

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Speaker 1: this all about? This segment? Now? Better than there's certain

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Speaker 1: things over the holidays when the holidays happened. You can

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Speaker 1: pretty much bet money that some of these things are

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Speaker 1: going time happening. Is that right? I mean somebody's house.

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Speaker 1: If somebody's house, all right, might not happen at your house?

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Speaker 1: One of these. I promise you, one of these. It's

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Speaker 1: gonna happen over the holiday at your house. Okay, let's

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Speaker 1: hear it. Come on, I'm ready, come on. Dinner, dinner

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Speaker 1: will get interrupted at somebody's house because we gotta go

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Speaker 1: get somebody out of jake. Yeah, that's yeah. Can I

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Speaker 1: finish eating? That just made my place? You hear somebody

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Speaker 1: something else? The new boyfriend, somebody's new boyfriend gonna get

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Speaker 1: That's gonna go down. They shouldn't be in the same rule.

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Speaker 1: She never leaved me. She never leaves me. He stepped

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Speaker 1: He's gonna get told that ain't your real dad that

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Speaker 1: gonna happen if somebody's house. Maybe not your, but that

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Speaker 1: will be a fight over the drumstick going down. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, you know I told you I wanted to leave.

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Speaker 1: be somebody who ain't working. Grab nobody ain't brought a

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Speaker 1: damn thing. He ain't got no job. One chick gonna

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Speaker 1: people walk, this's gonna happening somebody's house. She's gonna show

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Speaker 1: her pregnant again. Yeah, you make she can make him baby.

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Speaker 1: Every black house, go ahead. Somebody gonna show up dressed

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Speaker 1: mad when you don't understand. Ain't you hot? He got attitude? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: somebody got show up at your house that's been eating

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Speaker 1: meat a whole life, not a vegan. Yeah. Yeah, disgusted

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Speaker 1: the white girl over. Oh and they all gonna have

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Speaker 1: he might be white. Fine, And when you get all

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Speaker 1: She find I guess. I take a guess. It might

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Speaker 1: thinking right now, Yeah, I'll tell you something, milk onna happen.

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Speaker 1: What somebody Christmas tree gonna catch on fire. Old you

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Speaker 1: herman to change these lights here all on the tree

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Speaker 1: always herman, her hair. Somebody somebody gonna put the wrong

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Speaker 1: gift in the wrong box. You didn't, man, you ever

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Speaker 1: wrapped up something. Man, My drunk as uncle did this.

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Speaker 1: He wrapped up his shirt and gave it to my daddy.

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Speaker 1: And when my daddy opened the box, my daddy said,

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Speaker 1: oh man, this night. Hell no, hold on, I didn't

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Speaker 1: get you the wrong shirts mush shirt, my daddy said,

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Speaker 1: That's nict y'all? Each slow, each slow, everybody take these

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Speaker 1: over the holiday. Somebody gonna knock the dressing on the floor.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to morning show? All right, guys, it's time

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Speaker 1: now for another round of would you rather? Uh? Here

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Speaker 1: we go? Would you rather never be able to take

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Speaker 1: a hot shower or never be able to eat fried

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Speaker 1: I know, I never have fried food again. I can't

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Speaker 1: take a shower hot shower, No hot, y'all. No, who

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't they do it? No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm through it. The Fried chick. I need the shower.

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Speaker 1: It can't bela we learned yesterday. Your nephew takes three

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Speaker 1: showers a day, y'all. Stop letting him tell y'all that

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Speaker 1: before taking no damn three showers a day. You got stuff.

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Speaker 1: He got radio show, he got radio show, he tooled,

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Speaker 1: a day, y'all be letting him tell y'all this stuff fault?

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Speaker 1: We know he shower. Hold up, hold, let me paint

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Speaker 1: he got a white How do he take three showers

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Speaker 1: at head? And he worked show? Letting him tell you

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Speaker 1: damn three showers day. Gotta make this money, man, three

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Speaker 1: damn showers a day. I get hold. Sometimes I fall

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Speaker 1: Now sitting up in hill, man sitting up you, dressed

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Speaker 1: like my stylist Eli with his little simple ass over

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Speaker 1: over doing it all this and baby in his damn

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Speaker 1: to get your loveing god. Man sitting up in here,

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Speaker 1: rubbing all tween your damn toad. Put some all on

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Speaker 1: your foot and let's go here like he takes all

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Speaker 1: this damn shout. Man, you ain't that damn clean. We

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Speaker 1: got the goat, I do, thank you? All right? All right,

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Speaker 1: next one, let him tell you that go ahead. Would

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Speaker 1: you rather have the ability to move objects with your mind?

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Speaker 1: Moving to my objects? You want to read minds? Or

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Speaker 1: would you want to things with your mind? I know

419
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 1: you don't like me all I don't need to read

420
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:48,439
Speaker 1: man for that. No, I don't need that. I want

421
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:55,760
Speaker 1: to move stuff with my mind. All right. You're walking

422
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,320
Speaker 1: down the street. That mail box over in front of

423
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:01,440
Speaker 1: your ass. You to watch you run it. You're listening

424
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 1: to show. It's Christmas time, right, and a lot of

425
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 1: people take great pains to find the perfect gift for

426
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,879
Speaker 1: someone over the holidays because they want to treat their

427
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 1: loved ones to something special. But it turns out that

428
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 1: a lot of people aren't necessarily thinking that way. In fact,

429
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:24,840
Speaker 1: many are really just looking for ways to outgift the

430
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 1: loved ones in their lives. A new survey finds yeah, right.

431
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 1: A new survey finds its sixty one percent of Americans

432
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:35,279
Speaker 1: see gift giving as a way to out gift their

433
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:38,360
Speaker 1: loved ones. Thirty nine percent of people say the person

434
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 1: they are competing with see that person as their sibling.

435
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 1: Usually other people, you did it? Other people try to

436
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:55,240
Speaker 1: outgift that they try to outgift include friends or significant others.

437
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:58,920
Speaker 1: I can see that. Yeah, So I got to ask you, guys,

438
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,719
Speaker 1: what is the word worst gift you've ever received? And

439
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:06,400
Speaker 1: what's the best gift you've ever received? Jay, Oh, the

440
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 1: worst gift I ever received was my kids and they

441
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:13,240
Speaker 1: got together, all three of them got together and pitched

442
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 1: in on this and gave me one pair of lime

443
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 1: green sucks. Lime Green just started against a little recognition

444
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:29,880
Speaker 1: back in the dash lime just line is just started

445
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 1: to come out. It wasn't it was it wasn't with

446
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 1: a damn back in it set lime walk around like

447
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 1: it bold im the lamb. Yeah what about you, Junior?

448
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god. You remember back at school when you

449
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 1: just have to trade gifts, you know, by a gift bread. Yeah, yeah,

450
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:59,719
Speaker 1: I ain't got this Michael night night Rider remote control caugh.

451
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 1: That's the when I got my gifts back. I just

452
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 1: had Plato. What is this? And then the little boys

453
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 1: said it can do a lot of stuff. He twisted

454
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:18,800
Speaker 1: it and just made a little man. I kicked that

455
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 1: little man off, is what I want? Yeah, Oh my god,

456
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 1: about your nephew. Mine is a little similar to Junior

457
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,120
Speaker 1: because it was at school. It was in grade school.

458
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 1: I think it's about fifth grade. And I pulled this

459
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 1: kid's name and he pulled on my name. So you know,

460
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:39,720
Speaker 1: I hadn't done all my chores. I didn't cut some yards.

461
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 1: I got him the g I Joe with the kung

462
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 1: Fu grip. I got him a good toy. That's a

463
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 1: real toy. Back in the day. Man, let me tell

464
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 1: you something. Let me tell you something. He got me

465
00:40:53,400 --> 00:41:00,800
Speaker 1: a coloring book that his ass had been coloring. Missus

466
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 1: Johnson's role. You hear me, my mama wa beat the

467
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:08,280
Speaker 1: hell out of me that they call that the Mercedes

468
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:14,440
Speaker 1: dealership pretty on through the first of all, it's a

469
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 1: sorry gift, but you've been coloring in it all right,

470
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:25,279
Speaker 1: all outside the lines to all outside. Oh God, all right,

471
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:30,279
Speaker 1: what's the best gift? What's the best gift? Uh? Well,

472
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:31,800
Speaker 1: I can tell you the best gift I gave my

473
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 1: mom because I always competed against my sister. Let's see that.

474
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 1: So the survey is correct. It's true when you my

475
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 1: sister gave my mom, she said, I gave us. I said,

476
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 1: so what did you give Mom? She said, h And

477
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:46,879
Speaker 1: this is the first time I ever heard my sister curse.

478
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 1: She said, I gave MoMA a hundred dollars. I said,

479
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 1: I gave a floor minel color TV. Let's just said,

480
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 1: who was a Christian? And don't cuss much at all

481
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:59,719
Speaker 1: at all? She said, I'd be damned, said cha, I'd

482
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:09,919
Speaker 1: be that's a lot hard he won. Uh, let's see

483
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 1: the worst gift I ever got. Um, I don't know.

484
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 1: I guess it was a microphone when I was little,

485
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:23,239
Speaker 1: you know, not a little bit younger. But it didn't work.

486
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 1: I didn't get any batteries with it. You know. It

487
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 1: was like, I tell you, the worst gift, Yeah, a

488
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 1: key chain so bad the relatives gave me. And then

489
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,359
Speaker 1: and then the worst gift of all was, of course

490
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 1: a set of pots. Anyway, anyway, all right, coming up next,

491
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 1: it is a nephew with a frank phone call. Right

492
00:42:53,000 --> 00:43:00,440
Speaker 1: after this you're listening to show Coming up at the

493
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:03,279
Speaker 1: top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's

494
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:06,959
Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today, subjects roaches are a deal

495
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 1: breaker from me. But right now, why man, you need

496
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:23,719
Speaker 1: to give me some more water? Do it? And the

497
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 1: clown on this one? Oh, I ain't ready hit h

498
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,360
Speaker 1: you just heard the time you're talking about roaches in

499
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:37,879
Speaker 1: the strawberry ladder. Everybody you're standing and y'all go. But first,

500
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 1: well we gotta go to the prank phone call with

501
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:44,880
Speaker 1: the nephew. What you got for his nef? Well, let

502
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:49,920
Speaker 1: me see what. Let me dig into the stupid archives

503
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 1: and see what I here we go, wedding, what you got? Oh?

504
00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 1: Did you just hear me? Did you hear me? What? Oh?

505
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 1: With the w I. Oh my god, did you hear it?

506
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 1: I say, wait what sweaty sweating in Jamaica? Were sweating

507
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 1: in Jamaica. Okay, all right, let's get married. Let's go. Hello. Hello,

508
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:22,799
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Ivan. Please he's not in at

509
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:24,840
Speaker 1: the moment. This is Janie. Can I help you? My

510
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:28,719
Speaker 1: name is Mark. I'm calling from a travel agency. Oh hey,

511
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 1: how are you doing? I'm good, I'm good. Um. I

512
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:34,560
Speaker 1: actually have some information for him. He just finished paying

513
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:36,840
Speaker 1: his last payment. As far as you alls turtling, you

514
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 1: guys are getting you guys are getting married, going on

515
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 1: a honeymoon. Is that right? Right? Right? Next month? Than? Congratulations? Yes?

516
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 1: Thank you? Okay, well, listen, I got your information for you,

517
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,400
Speaker 1: and I wanted to make sure the million address was

518
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:52,799
Speaker 1: correct so I could uh mil you guys, flight tickets out,

519
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:54,840
Speaker 1: as well as a few forms and things like that

520
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 1: to you, guys would be pretty much well taken care of. Okay,

521
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 1: this sounds good. Okay? Are you pre be pretty excited

522
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 1: about this? Oh? I'm excited, very excited. I can't tell

523
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: you okay, good, good, good, Well I'll tell you what

524
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:10,279
Speaker 1: in April, I tell you, Jamaica queens is going to

525
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 1: be a great place and the snow will have burned

526
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 1: off by then, and then it'll be pretty much the

527
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 1: summer coming around. You know, snow Jamaica Queens. No, we're

528
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 1: going to Ultarios in Jamaica, you know the islands to

529
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,399
Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, there's

530
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:31,879
Speaker 1: no snow. Okay, hang on hand, hang on um. I've

531
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:35,279
Speaker 1: been working with Ivan on this for quite some time.

532
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:40,360
Speaker 1: I actually have you guys book to go to Jamaica Queens. Now,

533
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 1: there has to be some sort of mistake because, oh,

534
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 1: you're going to Ulchario. Okay, but that's not what I have.

535
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 1: I have. I have Jamaica Queens. I have New York. Okay. Well,

536
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 1: I'm telling you you're wrong. I don't know if you

537
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:58,800
Speaker 1: pulled up the wrong person. No, right, I'm sorry, Ivan

538
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 1: and Janis and you guys are going out the second

539
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:03,839
Speaker 1: weekend in April. Is that correct? That's correct? But we're

540
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 1: going to Otaria. No, why are you gouts scheduled for

541
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 1: Jamaica Queens. There's a problem then, because I'm not getting

542
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 1: married there. Um. Love New York, but I'm not getting

543
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 1: married there. So what do we need to do? I mean,

544
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do at this point. Right now,

545
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 1: I'm instancing. I need you to figure that out because

546
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 1: I'm getting married next month. And I understand that. I

547
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:29,000
Speaker 1: understand that. But I've worked diligently with your Beyonce so

548
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 1: to speak, and I got you guys scheduled for Jamaica, Queens.

549
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 1: I have the hotel's book and somebody. I know it

550
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:39,320
Speaker 1: was not Ivan. I know it was not him. I

551
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 1: love New York, but that's not where I'm getting married.

552
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:46,439
Speaker 1: I understand understand what you're saying. Now. Okay, I'm letting

553
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:48,560
Speaker 1: you know because you you're raising your voice at me.

554
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 1: I'm letting you know that I haven't had scheduled this

555
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 1: and you guys are scheduled to make a Queens. Okay,

556
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:57,879
Speaker 1: you don't let me know where I'm getting married. We'd

557
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 1: written you checks. So I need you to correct the problem,

558
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:04,400
Speaker 1: and I will continue to raise my boys until you

559
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 1: are somebody at your damn wherever you are, corrects the problem.

560
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:14,839
Speaker 1: We're getting the ultra realreal. Okay, you're not gonna you're

561
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:18,360
Speaker 1: not gonna yell at me. I'm gonna try reservations and

562
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 1: now you're yelling at me. No I'm not yelling. I'm

563
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 1: trying to keep my composure. Now. Okay, we're working with ry.

564
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 1: We're done. I need to talk to your superior. I'm sorry.

565
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:32,439
Speaker 1: We spent way too much money. I'm getting married next

566
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 1: month and you're coming and telling me that I I

567
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 1: need somebody else on the phone. Okay, I need somebody else. Sorry,

568
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 1: you need tell me where you are because I'm here

569
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:42,799
Speaker 1: to come by you. Where where are you to let

570
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 1: me a moment. I'm pulling off to see if I

571
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:47,880
Speaker 1: can get some flights out to ultra reals. Okay, okay,

572
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 1: I did not believe this last minute. Oh I told

573
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:55,400
Speaker 1: him to go. Oh my god, the flights are completely

574
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:58,840
Speaker 1: booked that week. I next something. Let's just want to

575
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 1: get a private for fifty or sixty thousand dollars, ma'am,

576
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:04,239
Speaker 1: there's no way I can get you in or out

577
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 1: of You paid you dollars. Make it happen. You need

578
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 1: to make something happen. Okay, I'm being nice. You don't

579
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:13,880
Speaker 1: want to talk to either, so trust me. You need

580
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:16,040
Speaker 1: to make something happen. Get back on your little computer,

581
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 1: call somebody else in the road. You need to be nice.

582
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 1: When you would tell you you continue to raise your

583
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:24,919
Speaker 1: boys at me. Now you're using profanity at me. Y'all

584
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 1: is going to Jamaica queens. Listen to me. It was

585
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:31,800
Speaker 1: your job to take care of transportation for us to

586
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 1: get from the US to Utia, from Ucheria to Mytigo Bay.

587
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:39,440
Speaker 1: However that's supposed to handle it happened. You were supposed

588
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:42,239
Speaker 1: to handle it, and they don't handle it. Your man

589
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 1: said you guys were going to Jamaica queens, and that's

590
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 1: what I took for now, I said, Jamaica queens. We

591
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:52,160
Speaker 1: were very clear, and I know he was very clear.

592
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 1: I'm being very clear right now. If you just listen

593
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 1: to me, you have one job. How you screw that out,

594
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 1: I do not know, but I need you to make

595
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:04,000
Speaker 1: it happen. You're going to Jamaica, queen. Maybe you are

596
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:07,319
Speaker 1: his queen and he's taking you to Jamaica, but that's

597
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:10,759
Speaker 1: not how he said it. Listen to simple. I'm not

598
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:12,919
Speaker 1: getting married in New York. Do you understand me? Don't

599
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:16,240
Speaker 1: mention New York one more time in this conversation. I swear,

600
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 1: do not mention New York. Why to mention New York

601
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:22,760
Speaker 1: when that is the actual ticket I have you scheduled

602
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:25,480
Speaker 1: for because you screwed that up and you can already

603
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:27,880
Speaker 1: to correct it. Get on the computer and correct it.

604
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:30,839
Speaker 1: Figured it out. Your job is listen to me. Your

605
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:35,239
Speaker 1: job is from Ultorels to Montigo Bay. Focus on that.

606
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:38,239
Speaker 1: Work it out, make it offen MA. I'm not gonna

607
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 1: sit here and go back and forth with you, okay.

608
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 1: I need you, first of all, to stop yelling at me.

609
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:44,880
Speaker 1: What the kind of customer service do you keep? A

610
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 1: think this is? I asked you earlier in this conversation

611
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:50,320
Speaker 1: to get somebody else on the phone if you cannot

612
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:52,719
Speaker 1: help me. Now, what I need you to do is

613
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:56,400
Speaker 1: figure out how you're gonna get me from Ultra Reels

614
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:58,839
Speaker 1: to Montego Bay. And I'm not getting on the boat.

615
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 1: Don't bring up both, don't bring up New York. I

616
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:05,160
Speaker 1: need you to work. Don't tell me where I'm going

617
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 1: to spend my honeymoon. How gonna spend your honeymoon in Jamaica, Queens,

618
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:12,759
Speaker 1: New York. Your fiance made a mistake. I'm not gonna

619
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:14,800
Speaker 1: play for the mistake, all right, And I don't have

620
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:21,560
Speaker 1: a fu put you off. He can't sitthing that gets hot?

621
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:24,279
Speaker 1: Do you hear me? Are you listening to me. I

622
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:27,719
Speaker 1: can't work it out. I've already told you there's nothing

623
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,839
Speaker 1: about Can you get it through your any out of head?

624
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:33,719
Speaker 1: Did you just call me? Eat? Look? I need you

625
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:37,719
Speaker 1: to get somebody else on this. I promise you. I'm

626
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 1: about to reach through this phone and snatch you up

627
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Speaker 1: by your neck. Oh hell, are you talking to me

628
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:44,839
Speaker 1: like this? This is the color of service you can't

629
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 1: when you make mistakes and don't know what the hell

630
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Speaker 1: you want to go. We didn't make a mistake, and

631
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 1: we know exactly where we want to go, and you

632
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 1: are not listening to me. I'll kill us to my

633
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 1: tea base. Do you understand? Do you understand what you're something?

634
00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 1: I need you to understand? Are you listening to me? Yes?

635
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 1: What this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

636
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:10,360
Speaker 1: You just got flanked by your girlfriend Cindy, who is

637
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:16,360
Speaker 1: your matron up, honor? This this is not funny, This

638
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:23,960
Speaker 1: is not funday. Oh my hands are shaking. Oh my god.

639
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:27,160
Speaker 1: You don't know if I could have found you. Oh

640
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:32,800
Speaker 1: my god, I'm a kid. Stupid was on the scale

641
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:35,200
Speaker 1: of one to ten on the stupid at the scale,

642
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 1: where do you place me? Oh you're always all tracks,

643
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 1: all right, off the rictor scale. Okay, you're sorry. Get

644
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 1: ready for Date Night the comedy show Nephew, Tommy and

645
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:52,319
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646
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 1: Port Municipal Auditorium. Doors open at six and show it

647
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 1: at seven thirty. Date Night Comedy Show. Get your dating,

648
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:01,879
Speaker 1: come on out all right, thank you, Nephew, can't wait

649
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:05,040
Speaker 1: coming up next. Strawberry Letters. Subject roaches are a deal

650
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:09,959
Speaker 1: breaker from me. Right after this, you're listening to show

651
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:14,480
Speaker 1: time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need

652
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:19,440
Speaker 1: advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting and more. Please

653
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:23,360
Speaker 1: please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey FM and

654
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:26,359
Speaker 1: click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter

655
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 1: live on the air like we're gonna read this one

656
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:32,439
Speaker 1: right here, right now. You hear that bugglub and hold

657
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:35,359
Speaker 1: long time we got a boy here these straw marry letter.

658
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 1: All right, Steve, get ready. Subject roaches are a deal

659
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 1: breaker for me. Dear Stephen Shirley, I need your help.

660
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:46,799
Speaker 1: I am twenty seven years old and I have lived

661
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:50,200
Speaker 1: with my fiance for two years. We bought our first

662
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 1: house together and everything was great until recently when my

663
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 1: fiance's brother moved in with us temporarily. His brother is

664
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 1: going through a divorce and he has lived with everyone

665
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:04,239
Speaker 1: in the family. He's worn out as welcome everywhere, so

666
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:06,279
Speaker 1: I didn't mind him staying with us for a couple

667
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 1: of weeks till he got on his feet. A couple

668
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:11,279
Speaker 1: of weeks have turned into two months, and I want

669
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 1: him out of our house. He is the nastiest man

670
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:19,840
Speaker 1: I have ever seen. Our guest bedroom smells like dirty

671
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:22,600
Speaker 1: clothes and feet when I walked by it. He hasn't

672
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:25,000
Speaker 1: watched his clothes since he's been at our house, and

673
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:28,359
Speaker 1: he takes showers twice a week. I hate it when

674
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 1: he's in the kitchen because he leaves it a mess.

675
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:35,160
Speaker 1: The final straw was last week when I peeked in

676
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:39,200
Speaker 1: his room and saw styrofoam containers by his bed with

677
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:43,360
Speaker 1: old molded food and crumbs everywhere. But that's not the

678
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:47,840
Speaker 1: worst part. Stephen Shirley. There was a family of baby

679
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 1: roaches on the nightstand, just feasting on all of the crumbs.

680
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:57,040
Speaker 1: I shrieked so loudly that my fiance ran in to

681
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:59,920
Speaker 1: check on me. I do not keep a nasty house

682
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:04,080
Speaker 1: and we have never had roaches. I told my fiance

683
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:06,640
Speaker 1: that his brother had to go, and he told me

684
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:11,080
Speaker 1: to calm down because he would handle the situation. I

685
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:14,720
Speaker 1: want this man and his roaches out of my house.

686
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:17,480
Speaker 1: I know that this man doesn't have anywhere else to go.

687
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:21,960
Speaker 1: That's not my problem. My fiance has questioned my family

688
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:25,920
Speaker 1: loyalty and told me it is a deal breaker for marriage.

689
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:28,920
Speaker 1: I was shocked and thought, maybe I need to reconsider

690
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 1: marrying him too, if he thinks it's okay for his

691
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:35,160
Speaker 1: family to abuse our new home. Am I being unreasonable?

692
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:41,200
Speaker 1: Please advise? No, you're not being unreasonable, not at all.

693
00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:45,919
Speaker 1: You said we bought our first house together, so it's

694
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:48,600
Speaker 1: your house too. And why should you have to put

695
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:52,799
Speaker 1: up with this or his nasty brother if he has

696
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:55,480
Speaker 1: a nerve to question your family loyalty because you don't

697
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:58,520
Speaker 1: want to live with roaches. Yes, ma'am, you should absolutely

698
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:03,840
Speaker 1: reconsider carrying him. Question him why why is it okay

699
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:06,560
Speaker 1: for him to live with roaches? Now we all know

700
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:10,160
Speaker 1: why his brother is getting a divorce. His wife probably

701
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:14,279
Speaker 1: couldn't take it anymore either. U and when when is

702
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 1: your when is your fiance going to say something to

703
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:18,640
Speaker 1: his brother. When is he going to say to him

704
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:21,440
Speaker 1: about leaving? You clearly said in the letter that that

705
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:24,279
Speaker 1: your fiance said he was going to handle it. Well

706
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:28,680
Speaker 1: when if not now? When if the roaches don't do it?

707
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:31,320
Speaker 1: I mean, if the molded food and the containers and

708
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,560
Speaker 1: the and the stinky smell coming out of the room

709
00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:36,080
Speaker 1: and all of that, if that didn't make him go

710
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:41,600
Speaker 1: handle it, roaches won't make him go handle it. I mean, really, uh,

711
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 1: is your fiance okay with roaches? That's what you need

712
00:55:46,239 --> 00:55:50,560
Speaker 1: to reconsider because this whole letter U the brother has

713
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:53,320
Speaker 1: worn out his welcome with the rest of his family members.

714
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:56,640
Speaker 1: You were being nice, okay, So so no more, mister

715
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:59,400
Speaker 1: nice guy. Now you all need to talk about this.

716
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:01,680
Speaker 1: It needs to all be out in the open. He

717
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:05,200
Speaker 1: needs to find somewhere else to go, and your fiance

718
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 1: needs to handle it. And again, this is your house too,

719
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:13,600
Speaker 1: so you have every right to speak up. Steve. Well, well, well,

720
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:19,680
Speaker 1: roaches our deal break up for me. This lady's twenty

721
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:22,879
Speaker 1: seven live with a fiance. Two years they finally bought

722
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:25,960
Speaker 1: their first house together. Everything was going good until your

723
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:30,360
Speaker 1: fiance his brother moved in. His brother's going through a

724
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:33,560
Speaker 1: divorce and his live with everyone in the family. He's

725
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:36,560
Speaker 1: worn out his welcome everywhere, so I didn't mind him

726
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 1: staying with us for a couple of weeks till he

727
00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:41,400
Speaker 1: got on his feet. Excuse me, let's back up. You

728
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:44,760
Speaker 1: don't mind him staying with y'all for a couple of weeks,

729
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:50,279
Speaker 1: but everybody else he'd wore out his welcome everywhere, so

730
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:53,880
Speaker 1: I didn't mind him staying right there. If you don't war,

731
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:57,479
Speaker 1: you're welcome out everywhere. I'm not gonna say I don't

732
00:56:57,480 --> 00:56:59,200
Speaker 1: mind him staying with us for a couple of weeks

733
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:01,800
Speaker 1: till he got on his feet, because you know what happened.

734
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:04,200
Speaker 1: A couple of weeks to turn into two months, and

735
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:08,000
Speaker 1: I want him out of our house. This is the

736
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:10,719
Speaker 1: nastiest man I've ever seen. Our guest room smells like

737
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:14,960
Speaker 1: dirty clothes and feet when I walked by. See that's

738
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:18,280
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something about feet. That's a hard

739
00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 1: smell to walk fast. Feet grab. Let me tell you something.

740
00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:27,959
Speaker 1: Here's something their feet grab you. Let me tell you something.

741
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:34,920
Speaker 1: Feet funk is actually got hands on it. It grabs you,

742
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:40,200
Speaker 1: It knocks you down, it shakes you to wake you up.

743
00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:46,320
Speaker 1: Feet funk actually got hands. I don't matter. Then he's

744
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:48,640
Speaker 1: one out as welcome to our minds. Stand with us.

745
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:53,960
Speaker 1: Two weeks to turn into two months. He's nasty, the

746
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:57,840
Speaker 1: bare room smell. He ain't washed it clothes since he's

747
00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:00,520
Speaker 1: been at our house. He's been that two months. He

748
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:04,120
Speaker 1: ain't washing nothing. You ain't seen a piece of larger

749
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:07,360
Speaker 1: ain't nobody got two months worth of draws. I'm gonna

750
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:12,440
Speaker 1: tell you this right now. Nobody has two months supply

751
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:18,760
Speaker 1: or draw. Nobody. You just got sixty pair of drawn.

752
00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:25,880
Speaker 1: No one has two months or draw. You might have

753
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:31,240
Speaker 1: two months of savings, you might have two months worth

754
00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:34,080
Speaker 1: of gas in your car. You might have two months

755
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:39,560
Speaker 1: worth for groceries, but you ain't gotten it's two months

756
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:43,760
Speaker 1: of drawls. Ain't no damn draw. It's probably with them drawls.

757
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:48,280
Speaker 1: That's that, ain't feat that's something else you're smelling when

758
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:55,120
Speaker 1: you go by. Yeah, all right, Steve, listen up. Part

759
00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:57,560
Speaker 1: two of your response coming up in twenty three minutes

760
00:58:57,640 --> 00:59:01,640
Speaker 1: after the hour, right after this roaches our deal breaker

761
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:07,680
Speaker 1: for me. You're listening, all right? Come on, Steve, let's

762
00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:11,040
Speaker 1: recap today's strawberry letter. You were just getting into it,

763
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:14,680
Speaker 1: really good too. Subject roaches are a deal breaker from me.

764
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:17,800
Speaker 1: Twenty seven year old lady been in fiance with this

765
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:20,800
Speaker 1: man for two years. They had lived together, they bought

766
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:23,600
Speaker 1: their first house. His brother got in trouble going through

767
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:26,360
Speaker 1: a divorce. He's lived with everybody in the family. The

768
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:29,200
Speaker 1: water is welcome, so I didn't mind him staying with

769
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:30,680
Speaker 1: us for a couple of weeks till he got on

770
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:33,120
Speaker 1: his feet. Two weeks turned into two months, and you

771
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:36,360
Speaker 1: want him out. He is a nastiest man I've ever seen.

772
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:38,920
Speaker 1: The guest room smells like dirty clothes and feet when

773
00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:42,160
Speaker 1: I walked by. That's probably something else that ain't just feet.

774
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:46,440
Speaker 1: He ain't washed clothes since he's been in our house.

775
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:49,800
Speaker 1: And he takes showers twice a week. As what we're

776
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:53,640
Speaker 1: talking about. See that week when you take a shower

777
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:56,160
Speaker 1: twice a week. Let me tell you the psychology behind

778
00:59:56,320 --> 01:00:01,120
Speaker 1: people take showers twice a week. They don't like showers,

779
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:04,840
Speaker 1: and they try to avoid them until they can't stand

780
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:12,200
Speaker 1: They damned self that all the guests. How I have

781
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:17,400
Speaker 1: to go on in here? I tried sitting here, but

782
01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:25,160
Speaker 1: I can't take me no more. So that's the problem.

783
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:28,440
Speaker 1: He hasn't watched his clothes since he's been there, take

784
01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:31,040
Speaker 1: showers twice week. I hate him when the kitchen because

785
01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:35,439
Speaker 1: he leaves a mess. You you're just describing a tratefully person.

786
01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:37,840
Speaker 1: Found the straw was when I peeked in his room

787
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:41,200
Speaker 1: and I saw style from containers buys bad with old

788
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:44,000
Speaker 1: molded food and crumbs everywhere. But here the worst part,

789
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:47,200
Speaker 1: Stephen Sherley, that was a family that I want y'all

790
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:51,000
Speaker 1: listen to this line. That was a family. A baby

791
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:59,240
Speaker 1: roaches on the night stand, just feasting on all the crumbs. Lady, lady,

792
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,800
Speaker 1: you got to really start thinking about getting out this

793
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:08,680
Speaker 1: damn house. When you see baby and roaches in the

794
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:15,560
Speaker 1: daytime out and legally snacking on something on a nice stand,

795
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:21,200
Speaker 1: crawled up the back of a nice stand, went back

796
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:27,760
Speaker 1: down there and got his friends and came back. Come on,

797
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:34,640
Speaker 1: when you start seeing baby roaches, you can't count roaches

798
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:39,360
Speaker 1: that's in that house. Once you see baby roaches, you

799
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:45,160
Speaker 1: got to set that house on fire. You got the

800
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:49,080
Speaker 1: Brandes damn house down and try to get an insurance

801
01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:51,439
Speaker 1: claim and make it look like it was something else.

802
01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:56,400
Speaker 1: You have no idea how many damn roaches is in there,

803
01:01:56,880 --> 01:02:00,080
Speaker 1: roaches and deal breaker. Roaches is a deal breaker for

804
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:03,520
Speaker 1: most people. I'd have broke up with people over roaches. Yeah,

805
01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:07,360
Speaker 1: see that happened myself. Then when you saw the rock,

806
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:10,320
Speaker 1: you screamed so loud your fiance ran in the check

807
01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:12,720
Speaker 1: on me. I don't keep a nasty house where you

808
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:18,120
Speaker 1: do now because you move funking here that he wants to.

809
01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:21,760
Speaker 1: Let's just use it for all time. Say, let's just

810
01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:24,600
Speaker 1: use it the radio name of one of my favorite

811
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:32,920
Speaker 1: DJs of all time, Funky lad shout out. But I'm

812
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:36,600
Speaker 1: just using Funky Larry as an acronym to use to

813
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:39,320
Speaker 1: the man that's in now and you walk past this

814
01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:46,160
Speaker 1: doing it smell like feet? That ain't feat lady. When

815
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:49,920
Speaker 1: a man's showers twice a week and you walked past

816
01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:53,560
Speaker 1: his room and you smell what you thank his feet?

817
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:57,560
Speaker 1: Let me clear this up for you. Feet has a

818
01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:03,000
Speaker 1: similar smell to an ass from a distance. Wait wait, wait,

819
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:12,680
Speaker 1: wait thou say that he has a very similar smell

820
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:18,720
Speaker 1: to ass from a distance. Can't you can't tell which

821
01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:23,520
Speaker 1: they something? You don't know which one is which, Like

822
01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:28,360
Speaker 1: if somebody old name, but if somebody over that by

823
01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:31,720
Speaker 1: and you over here by the dough. When you walk

824
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:35,320
Speaker 1: by the dough, it has lost its pungency and has

825
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:42,600
Speaker 1: taken on the tone of bad feet. As clearly, I

826
01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:46,880
Speaker 1: want you to understand what that is. Okay, let's just

827
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:48,840
Speaker 1: be the lesson from it here. It is. Listen to

828
01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:56,080
Speaker 1: let me teach it to you. Older of feet has

829
01:03:56,200 --> 01:04:04,640
Speaker 1: the same smell as as from a distance would see it.

830
01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:10,480
Speaker 1: If you old your butt and you take off your

831
01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:13,000
Speaker 1: gym shoe, that's been in your foot, been in it

832
01:04:13,160 --> 01:04:17,160
Speaker 1: for two days. He ain't showered for two days. He

833
01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:19,480
Speaker 1: took this gym shoe off and has been in there

834
01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:22,919
Speaker 1: for two days. If you smell it up close, it's

835
01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:29,040
Speaker 1: just like somebody's but twelve feet away, it's the same thing.

836
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Speaker 1: Now the roaches is drawn to that. But and feet

837
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Speaker 1: to a roach is the equivalent of lemon marangue. What yeah,

838
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:53,640
Speaker 1: But and feet to a roach is lemon moraine to

839
01:04:53,840 --> 01:05:09,960
Speaker 1: a human. I'm just all right enough enough. Post your

840
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:13,080
Speaker 1: comments please on Today's Strawberry Letter and Steve Harvey f

841
01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:18,320
Speaker 1: andre and Instagram and Facebook. Don't forget to check out

842
01:05:18,320 --> 01:05:23,840
Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter podcast. Down to man, you're listening, all right?

843
01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:27,640
Speaker 1: Come on, Steve introducer, you're your best friend. Let's go,

844
01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:33,160
Speaker 1: Jay Anthony Brown just got here. No, no, no, no, no,

845
01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:36,520
Speaker 1: You're going to do better than that. We've been friends

846
01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:39,760
Speaker 1: way too low. Put some put some sauce in that.

847
01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:44,680
Speaker 1: Put some sauce on my name than some sauceman, Thank

848
01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:52,000
Speaker 1: you without further ado, the living myth and legend that

849
01:05:52,280 --> 01:05:57,320
Speaker 1: damn Jay Anthony the Brown. Okay, can we just run

850
01:05:57,400 --> 01:05:58,960
Speaker 1: that every week because I know I'm not gonna be

851
01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:03,400
Speaker 1: able to get you to do you're again. Okay, Yeah,

852
01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:09,320
Speaker 1: they've marked that and saved that. Okay, because all right

853
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:11,760
Speaker 1: here we go. What's in the mind of yours Shuli,

854
01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:15,560
Speaker 1: Jay Anthony Brown. It is the holidays. I'm talking to

855
01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:19,480
Speaker 1: the grandparents. I'm talking to the aunts, the uncles, the aunties,

856
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:22,240
Speaker 1: the older people who are buying gifts for these kids,

857
01:06:22,360 --> 01:06:25,120
Speaker 1: probably the very first time. Now a lot of us

858
01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:28,200
Speaker 1: will give cash. That's cool, and a lot of us

859
01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:31,160
Speaker 1: don't know what to buy. I don't know what to buy,

860
01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:34,080
Speaker 1: but I know what not to buy. I know what

861
01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:36,840
Speaker 1: you shouldn't try to give a child because they ain't

862
01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:39,440
Speaker 1: gonna want it. If your ass is wrapping up a

863
01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:44,880
Speaker 1: yoyo right now, stop what you're doing. Okay, Stop it.

864
01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:50,520
Speaker 1: Don't nobody stop it. Don't nobody want to damn yo yo, Okay,

865
01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:54,440
Speaker 1: nobody wants that. If you went out and purchased or

866
01:06:54,560 --> 01:06:58,280
Speaker 1: hula hoo with good intentions or hula hoo, they they

867
01:06:58,400 --> 01:07:01,240
Speaker 1: don't know what the hell it is as soon as

868
01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:05,360
Speaker 1: you wrap that damn thing up and they don't want it. Okay.

869
01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:09,120
Speaker 1: You can keep all these old ass board games, sorry,

870
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:17,320
Speaker 1: Monopoly operation. Don'ttbody want them damn games. Okay, think about it.

871
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:20,560
Speaker 1: When the last time your ass played Monopoly, you ain't

872
01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:25,720
Speaker 1: played long long damn pick give it to the child.

873
01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:31,240
Speaker 1: And here's something very important. Don't make a damn thing.

874
01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:35,640
Speaker 1: Don't make anything. If you're knitting, knit one pearl, to

875
01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:39,240
Speaker 1: knit one pearl, to knit one stop knitting. Don't nobody

876
01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:41,840
Speaker 1: want them thick ass demmittens. No nobody with that thick

877
01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:44,960
Speaker 1: ass sweater and that stop running neck and you get

878
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:47,920
Speaker 1: a cramp in your damn neck. Don't nobody want that.

879
01:07:48,320 --> 01:07:52,080
Speaker 1: Stop knitting, stop right now. Don't bake a damn thing

880
01:07:52,320 --> 01:07:54,840
Speaker 1: to send those things. Don't hold up in the middle.

881
01:07:54,920 --> 01:07:59,160
Speaker 1: And last for not les, if you're building a dollhouse,

882
01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:04,960
Speaker 1: then stop it. Stop right now. You bid seven hundred

883
01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:08,360
Speaker 1: pound doll house. It ain't got no floors in it.

884
01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:11,120
Speaker 1: The ceiling is like so high. All you got is

885
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:14,240
Speaker 1: stuff down on the bottom, the windows away at the top.

886
01:08:14,680 --> 01:08:19,479
Speaker 1: Don't know, child, want that? Stop building? Okay, these are

887
01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:23,800
Speaker 1: my holiday tips. Don't build a damn Thing's just a

888
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:27,679
Speaker 1: dog house. That's what you're building, a damn dog I'm done,

889
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:33,760
Speaker 1: I'm finished, all right, thank you, Jay, Merry Christmas. You're

890
01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:42,200
Speaker 1: listening to show. All right, guys, as promised, the ignorance continues.

891
01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:46,400
Speaker 1: Time now for comedy roulettes. Jay, just set it up

892
01:08:46,560 --> 01:08:48,200
Speaker 1: just a little bit so well. You know it's the

893
01:08:48,280 --> 01:08:51,000
Speaker 1: news you have never heard it before. You take four subjects.

894
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:54,000
Speaker 1: You put the subjects on a spinning wheel, spin it around,

895
01:08:54,080 --> 01:08:56,960
Speaker 1: wed stop at we will do the damn thing all right. Here.

896
01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:59,439
Speaker 1: It is things you will hear from people trying to

897
01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:06,120
Speaker 1: get a zoom. Okay, I like that. That's my mom

898
01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:09,840
Speaker 1: used to leave sweet potato pie. This is foods people

899
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:16,639
Speaker 1: leave for Santa Claus. Oh all right. And the last

900
01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:21,439
Speaker 1: the last one is something and else might complain about something,

901
01:09:21,520 --> 01:09:24,320
Speaker 1: and elf might complain about all right, I like it

902
01:09:25,320 --> 01:09:30,840
Speaker 1: all right, spote spot time it's been the wheel something

903
01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:40,880
Speaker 1: zoo yah, my mom said, potato pie. Oh it's okay.

904
01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:43,639
Speaker 1: It's didn't stop on that one. It stopped on something

905
01:09:43,720 --> 01:09:47,479
Speaker 1: and else might complain about it. All right, come on

906
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:52,960
Speaker 1: you right away, look at Santa can let you look

907
01:09:52,960 --> 01:09:55,800
Speaker 1: at it. We need new uniforms now. All the other

908
01:09:55,920 --> 01:09:59,000
Speaker 1: companies are going straight T shirts and pants. We got

909
01:09:59,080 --> 01:10:02,479
Speaker 1: on vest we these these little show has pants. Man,

910
01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:05,960
Speaker 1: these hats. Why can't we go straight to T shirts

911
01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:08,240
Speaker 1: and pants? That's what we need to do. Ain't on

912
01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:11,360
Speaker 1: the T shirt and pants. That's what they opened. Complain

913
01:10:11,400 --> 01:10:16,200
Speaker 1: about something something that else might complained about. Hey, hey,

914
01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:29,160
Speaker 1: tell them rain that it ain't that damn special. Hey listen,

915
01:10:29,520 --> 01:10:33,799
Speaker 1: let's something else might complain about. Listen, sound these tarlets

916
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:36,360
Speaker 1: is way too high. I can't pay up there. I can't.

917
01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:40,240
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't get it up there. I can't. Okay,

918
01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:42,880
Speaker 1: so you're slipping file. It's because, yeah, you gotta bring

919
01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:45,960
Speaker 1: us one down here. We need a lower coming and

920
01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:50,160
Speaker 1: roulette something and elf might complain about it. I don't

921
01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:52,120
Speaker 1: know how to tell you. Somebody should tell you way

922
01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:55,000
Speaker 1: before I got here, But these damn wooden toys were

923
01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:59,639
Speaker 1: still making. Ain't nobody ain't ain't really, they really ain't

924
01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:12,840
Speaker 1: good something something that elf might complain about it. Look here, Robert,

925
01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:15,360
Speaker 1: the whole time we've been here, missus Claus don't do

926
01:11:15,400 --> 01:11:21,040
Speaker 1: a damn thing. Have you noticed that she's the delegator

927
01:11:21,840 --> 01:11:28,720
Speaker 1: hating el Hey, you know what something that elf might

928
01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:31,080
Speaker 1: complain about. Listen, I gotta tell you something. Every time

929
01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:33,960
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get some then Rudolph nose go off. Everybody,

930
01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:36,560
Speaker 1: see what I'm doing. You see what I'm saying. I

931
01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:38,479
Speaker 1: got to put someone. We're gonna have to put something

932
01:11:38,520 --> 01:11:41,880
Speaker 1: on this nose. I can't get my book on. Come here,

933
01:11:41,920 --> 01:11:46,240
Speaker 1: he comes like coming to roulette. Something and elf might

934
01:11:46,320 --> 01:11:48,519
Speaker 1: complain about. Look, I'm gonna just say it because I

935
01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:51,400
Speaker 1: know the other elves feel the same way. You need

936
01:11:51,520 --> 01:11:53,559
Speaker 1: trying to heat up on it here, you really do. Man,

937
01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:58,720
Speaker 1: outside is cold, but we need some heat up in here. Dog,

938
01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:05,479
Speaker 1: you heat something that else might complained about. Let him

939
01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:09,600
Speaker 1: take something, just the last candy cane I'm making in

940
01:12:09,680 --> 01:12:14,960
Speaker 1: this shop here. You don't like cant candy cane. You

941
01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:23,519
Speaker 1: got two thousands of men here, my last one. Let

942
01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:25,360
Speaker 1: me just go on ask I've been working out here

943
01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:27,960
Speaker 1: for twenty some years. Can I please can somebody tell

944
01:12:28,040 --> 01:12:29,920
Speaker 1: me what I got on my four one came? I

945
01:12:32,760 --> 01:12:35,719
Speaker 1: don't see none of my I don't see anything coming back.

946
01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:43,400
Speaker 1: I'm saying ready for retirement. Here something that else might

947
01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:46,519
Speaker 1: complain about. Comedy Roulette? Looking him? I just need to

948
01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:50,080
Speaker 1: know how come don't nobody get the God deliver the toys?

949
01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:55,320
Speaker 1: Butch you about? What's that all about that we can't

950
01:12:55,880 --> 01:12:59,360
Speaker 1: we can't get into slave a lot of the takeaway

951
01:12:59,439 --> 01:13:07,160
Speaker 1: standards big night. Yeah, hey, you know what, we never

952
01:13:07,280 --> 01:13:10,080
Speaker 1: get a whole lot going on uphill? Is just us?

953
01:13:10,600 --> 01:13:14,799
Speaker 1: I mean, can't we get a little magic seated Christmas autist?

954
01:13:20,680 --> 01:13:25,760
Speaker 1: Thank you guys. That was comedy Roulette. You're listening to show,

955
01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:30,519
Speaker 1: all right. So, along with fastening your seatbelt and placing

956
01:13:30,560 --> 01:13:33,679
Speaker 1: your seat in an upright position, flight cruise always ask

957
01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:37,720
Speaker 1: us to put our cell phones in airplane mode before takeoff. Well,

958
01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:40,639
Speaker 1: come to find out, only forty percent of passengers actually

959
01:13:40,760 --> 01:13:44,000
Speaker 1: do it. The FAA believes that cell phones may interfere

960
01:13:44,080 --> 01:13:47,599
Speaker 1: with the cockpit takeoff, during takeoff and landing, but there

961
01:13:47,640 --> 01:13:49,800
Speaker 1: are no real studies to prove if this is true

962
01:13:49,880 --> 01:13:52,040
Speaker 1: or not. So Steve, I gotta ask you, do you

963
01:13:52,320 --> 01:13:55,320
Speaker 1: do you put your cell phone? Uh in airplane mode

964
01:13:55,360 --> 01:13:57,920
Speaker 1: on your jet? Do you do that? No? I don't

965
01:13:57,960 --> 01:14:03,800
Speaker 1: put my phone on airplane old on commercial flight. I'm

966
01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:07,439
Speaker 1: you're part of the problem. You are heart of the problem.

967
01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:11,280
Speaker 1: Why not let everybody else put theirs on airplane mode?

968
01:14:12,120 --> 01:14:20,639
Speaker 1: And we do? And I ain't yeh something that is happening.

969
01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:26,800
Speaker 1: I got to be able to call somebody. Yeah, no,

970
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:31,040
Speaker 1: you know consciously like Okay, for example, let's say an

971
01:14:31,120 --> 01:14:34,120
Speaker 1: incident breaks out on the plane. Let's say somebody is

972
01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:38,200
Speaker 1: up there doing something illegal. I need to call police somebody.

973
01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:42,040
Speaker 1: You ain't got no servance up that boy? Okay, see one,

974
01:14:42,320 --> 01:14:50,680
Speaker 1: you can't come from way up there. Well, private jets

975
01:14:50,720 --> 01:14:59,920
Speaker 1: are different. I'm private private jet five g huh? All right,

976
01:15:00,360 --> 01:15:04,080
Speaker 1: all right, rule breaker, Steve Uh. We'll have more of

977
01:15:04,160 --> 01:15:06,720
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at thirty three

978
01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:08,920
Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, we'll play a round of would

979
01:15:08,960 --> 01:15:14,880
Speaker 1: you rather? Right after this you're listening show? All right, guys,

980
01:15:14,960 --> 01:15:18,840
Speaker 1: it's time now for another round of would you rather? Uh?

981
01:15:19,200 --> 01:15:21,920
Speaker 1: Here we go, would you rather never be able to

982
01:15:22,040 --> 01:15:25,479
Speaker 1: take a hot shower? Or never be able to eat

983
01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:31,840
Speaker 1: fried food again? Specifically fried chicken and fried catfish. Oh

984
01:15:31,880 --> 01:15:34,519
Speaker 1: I never, I know, I never have fried food again.

985
01:15:35,640 --> 01:15:39,120
Speaker 1: I can't take a shower, hot shower, no hot show.

986
01:15:40,880 --> 01:15:43,679
Speaker 1: Who on a cold shower? A lot of people take

987
01:15:43,720 --> 01:15:49,640
Speaker 1: cold showers. I don't know, I don't, but they do it. No, No,

988
01:15:49,760 --> 01:15:52,280
Speaker 1: I'm through it the fried I need the shower. I

989
01:15:52,400 --> 01:15:54,600
Speaker 1: take too many a day. I need a shower. It

990
01:15:54,720 --> 01:15:57,799
Speaker 1: can't be cold. Oh yeah, we learned yesterday. Your nephews

991
01:15:57,840 --> 01:16:02,840
Speaker 1: take three showers a day, y'all. St Stop letting him

992
01:16:02,920 --> 01:16:05,360
Speaker 1: tell y'all that I'm live with it before taking No

993
01:16:05,560 --> 01:16:10,439
Speaker 1: damn three showers a day. You got stuff to He

994
01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:14,519
Speaker 1: got radio show, he got radio show, he toured, and

995
01:16:14,680 --> 01:16:17,439
Speaker 1: he got TV show and a game show. Where the

996
01:16:17,520 --> 01:16:19,920
Speaker 1: hell he got time? Take three damn showers a day,

997
01:16:21,040 --> 01:16:27,599
Speaker 1: y'all letting him tell y'all this stuff. Fault? Dude? Hold up,

998
01:16:27,600 --> 01:16:30,800
Speaker 1: hold let me paint this picture for you. Got a

999
01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:33,640
Speaker 1: four hour radio show that he do every day. He

1000
01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:38,519
Speaker 1: got TV show, he got game show, he toured, He

1001
01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:41,200
Speaker 1: got kids, he got to go to baseball games with,

1002
01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:44,040
Speaker 1: he got to go to palms and stuff with. He

1003
01:16:44,160 --> 01:16:46,600
Speaker 1: got family time, and he got a white How do

1004
01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:51,479
Speaker 1: he take three showers a day? And he worked shall

1005
01:16:51,760 --> 01:16:55,800
Speaker 1: letting him tell you that fault. And how would you

1006
01:16:55,920 --> 01:17:01,720
Speaker 1: know all that? Because I got molded, he got they

1007
01:17:01,840 --> 01:17:04,240
Speaker 1: got no time for no damn three showers a day.

1008
01:17:05,560 --> 01:17:08,559
Speaker 1: Gotta make this money, man, three damn showers of day.

1009
01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:15,280
Speaker 1: I get hold. Sometimes I fall asleep in my office.

1010
01:17:15,320 --> 01:17:22,559
Speaker 1: Ain't gonna be no damn showers. Naw rich sitting up

1011
01:17:22,600 --> 01:17:26,200
Speaker 1: in hell, man sitting up you just like my style.

1012
01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:30,240
Speaker 1: Its Elli with his little simple ass over over doing

1013
01:17:30,320 --> 01:17:33,040
Speaker 1: it all this hold ocean and baby in his damn

1014
01:17:33,120 --> 01:17:36,599
Speaker 1: to get your loveing gold man sitting up in here,

1015
01:17:36,720 --> 01:17:39,960
Speaker 1: rubbing all tween your damn toad. Put some all on

1016
01:17:40,080 --> 01:17:42,920
Speaker 1: your foot and let's go. Sitting up here like he

1017
01:17:43,040 --> 01:17:45,840
Speaker 1: takes all his damn showers. Man, you ain't that damn clean.

1018
01:17:45,920 --> 01:17:54,400
Speaker 1: We got to go due, Thank you? All right? All right,

1019
01:17:54,560 --> 01:17:58,120
Speaker 1: next one, let him tell you that. Go ahead. But

1020
01:17:58,360 --> 01:18:02,960
Speaker 1: you rather have the ability to read minds? Or would

1021
01:18:02,960 --> 01:18:06,360
Speaker 1: you rather have the ability to move objects with your mind?

1022
01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:08,920
Speaker 1: Moving to my objects? You want to read minds? Or

1023
01:18:08,920 --> 01:18:11,280
Speaker 1: would you want to move read things with your mind?

1024
01:18:11,640 --> 01:18:13,360
Speaker 1: I know you don't like me, all right. I don't

1025
01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:16,639
Speaker 1: need to read. No, I don't need that. I want

1026
01:18:16,680 --> 01:18:24,160
Speaker 1: to move stuff with my mind. All right, walking on

1027
01:18:25,360 --> 01:18:29,519
Speaker 1: mail box over in front of your ass. Coming at

1028
01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:32,160
Speaker 1: forty nine minutes after the hour. It's our last break

1029
01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:34,599
Speaker 1: of the day and we'll get some closing remarks from

1030
01:18:34,600 --> 01:18:37,360
Speaker 1: the one and only Steve Harvey right after this. You're

1031
01:18:37,439 --> 01:18:41,599
Speaker 1: listening to Steve Morning Show. All right, Steven, it's time

1032
01:18:41,640 --> 01:18:44,000
Speaker 1: to check your voicemail. If you want to leave Steve

1033
01:18:44,040 --> 01:18:46,360
Speaker 1: a message, call us right now at eight seven seven

1034
01:18:46,479 --> 01:18:50,000
Speaker 1: twenty nine Steve and leave a message. Okay, your money,

1035
01:18:50,080 --> 01:18:52,240
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey and the Gang. I want to wish all

1036
01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:56,080
Speaker 1: a married Christmas in a happy New Year's from Sarah

1037
01:18:56,160 --> 01:19:01,960
Speaker 1: and Derek Terrell from Jackson, Mississippi. Y'all have a save Christmas. Goodbye.

1038
01:19:02,520 --> 01:19:06,200
Speaker 1: Hey Steve, this is Benjamin, long time list now first

1039
01:19:06,240 --> 01:19:08,759
Speaker 1: time caller. Hey, I want to wish my wife Angela.

1040
01:19:09,200 --> 01:19:12,000
Speaker 1: I'm merry Christmas. I've been married to this fine, beautiful

1041
01:19:12,040 --> 01:19:14,360
Speaker 1: lady for the last twenty six years. I love her.

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Speaker 1: She's giving me four beautiful kids. I just want to

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Speaker 1: wish her happy Christmas, Happy Holidays. So I'm my amazing family, Josiah, Daniella,

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01:19:23,439 --> 01:19:28,759
Speaker 1: Mikey and Zaho Merry Christmas. Love you guys. Good morning.

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01:19:28,840 --> 01:19:33,639
Speaker 1: This is Coco from Tallahassee. Good morning, Steve and morning crew.

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01:19:33,960 --> 01:19:36,320
Speaker 1: I just want to tell anyone out there, like myself,

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01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:38,720
Speaker 1: I had a bed challenge of two thousand and twenty two.

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Speaker 1: We've made it through. So let's have a very merry

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01:19:41,600 --> 01:19:44,320
Speaker 1: Christmas E list with boys a better two thousand and

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01:19:44,400 --> 01:19:47,280
Speaker 1: twenty three. You guys be glad. Hey Steve, this is

1051
01:19:47,439 --> 01:19:50,479
Speaker 1: Jet by way of New York coming down to Florida.

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01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:53,479
Speaker 1: Give a shout out and have married Christmas to my wife.

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01:19:53,600 --> 01:19:56,719
Speaker 1: Her name is Hosanna to the highest. Give her some pizza.

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01:19:56,840 --> 01:20:00,240
Speaker 1: Love for me and pizza love you and the family. Hello,

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01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:02,679
Speaker 1: this is Books from barn Well, South Carolina. I would

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01:20:02,680 --> 01:20:05,679
Speaker 1: like to say happy holiday to my family, my husband Lamar,

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01:20:05,760 --> 01:20:08,600
Speaker 1: and my kids and grandkids and my sisters. Thank you

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01:20:09,280 --> 01:20:12,760
Speaker 1: very great sad. All right, Steve, here we are our

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01:20:12,880 --> 01:20:14,960
Speaker 1: last break of the day. It's been a good day. Huh.

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01:20:17,360 --> 01:20:20,479
Speaker 1: It's time Steve for your clothing. All right, let's go.

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01:20:20,760 --> 01:20:23,240
Speaker 1: I got something I want to shield with you. I

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01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:26,000
Speaker 1: think what happens to a lot of people, it has

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01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:29,360
Speaker 1: happened to me in my life, and so that's how

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01:20:29,400 --> 01:20:33,000
Speaker 1: I know how effective it is. One of the major

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01:20:33,200 --> 01:20:36,880
Speaker 1: contributors to failure. One of the major causes of a

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01:20:37,080 --> 01:20:43,080
Speaker 1: person's inability to all to propel themselves into the life

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01:20:43,160 --> 01:20:46,719
Speaker 1: that God has for them is because they keep hanging

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01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:52,200
Speaker 1: on to their past. That's a very very dangerous thing

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01:20:52,360 --> 01:20:54,280
Speaker 1: to do to do. You know. Now, we have a

1070
01:20:54,360 --> 01:20:56,800
Speaker 1: lot of things in this world that tries to make

1071
01:20:56,920 --> 01:20:59,439
Speaker 1: us hold on to it like it's noticeable. You know,

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01:20:59,720 --> 01:21:04,719
Speaker 1: don't forget where you from, you know, uh, keep it real,

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01:21:06,120 --> 01:21:12,280
Speaker 1: you know, you know, just just just items of that nature.

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01:21:12,360 --> 01:21:14,080
Speaker 1: But I want you to what I'm trying to get

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01:21:14,080 --> 01:21:18,960
Speaker 1: you to understand is once you move past something, it

1076
01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:23,880
Speaker 1: is in your best interests to let it go. You

1077
01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:26,479
Speaker 1: have to let it go because when you hang on

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01:21:26,640 --> 01:21:31,120
Speaker 1: to things of the past, it impedes your progress. If

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01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:34,320
Speaker 1: you really want to go, you're gonna have to let

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01:21:34,439 --> 01:21:39,160
Speaker 1: something go. You cannot be as fast as you can

1081
01:21:39,280 --> 01:21:41,960
Speaker 1: be with a bunch of deadweight hanging on to you.

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01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:46,560
Speaker 1: You have got to let it go. Here's the situation.

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01:21:47,040 --> 01:21:52,960
Speaker 1: So many people spend so much time in the past

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01:21:54,720 --> 01:21:59,840
Speaker 1: that they don't have the proper balance to plan, anticipate,

1085
01:22:00,960 --> 01:22:04,000
Speaker 1: and build the hopes and visions and dreams for their future.

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01:22:05,040 --> 01:22:08,640
Speaker 1: Stay out of the pass. It's nothing back there that

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01:22:08,760 --> 01:22:12,639
Speaker 1: you can do anything about, nothing about it at all.

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01:22:13,520 --> 01:22:17,640
Speaker 1: There's not a single decision you can make that can

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01:22:17,840 --> 01:22:22,320
Speaker 1: change yesterday. There's not a moment of worry that you

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01:22:22,520 --> 01:22:28,200
Speaker 1: can have that can change what happened last week, when

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01:22:28,280 --> 01:22:31,000
Speaker 1: you were a baby, when you were a little girl,

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01:22:31,479 --> 01:22:35,320
Speaker 1: when you got laid off, when you got fired, when

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01:22:35,439 --> 01:22:40,040
Speaker 1: your relationship ended, when you had the baby. Nothing you

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01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:44,960
Speaker 1: can do today can have one order of an effect

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01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:48,479
Speaker 1: on your pass. So why are we spending so much

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01:22:48,600 --> 01:22:52,360
Speaker 1: time there when we clearly have a future to get to?

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01:22:54,320 --> 01:22:59,639
Speaker 1: Let it go? Stay out of the pass. Backwards makes

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01:22:59,680 --> 01:23:03,519
Speaker 1: it real hard to go forward. If you put your

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01:23:03,640 --> 01:23:07,120
Speaker 1: car in reverse, I am telling you you're gonna have

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01:23:07,280 --> 01:23:09,240
Speaker 1: one heck of a time to get that car to

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01:23:09,320 --> 01:23:12,960
Speaker 1: go forward. I don't care what you do. And now,

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01:23:13,040 --> 01:23:14,680
Speaker 1: what you can try to do is you can throw

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01:23:14,720 --> 01:23:17,560
Speaker 1: your car reverse and turn it around and try to

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01:23:17,640 --> 01:23:21,479
Speaker 1: go backwards in the direction that your car was supposed

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01:23:21,479 --> 01:23:23,880
Speaker 1: to go. But ain't that hard to drive backwards at

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01:23:23,920 --> 01:23:26,680
Speaker 1: full speed? It's hard to back up. Going at a

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01:23:26,760 --> 01:23:30,519
Speaker 1: decent speed backwards makes it really hard to go forward.

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01:23:30,600 --> 01:23:35,920
Speaker 1: Y'all constantly reviewing things, don't leave a lot of time

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01:23:36,040 --> 01:23:40,040
Speaker 1: for planning. You know, have you ever been to an

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01:23:40,080 --> 01:23:42,599
Speaker 1: office meeting? And I ain't been to one? And O god,

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01:23:42,640 --> 01:23:44,720
Speaker 1: I can't remember when. But he used to kill me. Man.

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01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:47,320
Speaker 1: I had this job and this dude worked at an

1113
01:23:47,360 --> 01:23:50,840
Speaker 1: insurance company and every three days he wanted to come

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01:23:50,880 --> 01:23:52,519
Speaker 1: into the middle of the room and go, hey, listen,

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01:23:52,520 --> 01:23:55,919
Speaker 1: we want to review a few things. I never understood

1116
01:23:55,960 --> 01:23:58,240
Speaker 1: these reviews. We kept doing because in order for the

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01:23:58,320 --> 01:24:00,639
Speaker 1: company to make money, we got to out here selling

1118
01:24:00,720 --> 01:24:06,679
Speaker 1: these policies. But this guy was so dead set on reviews, reviews, reviews, reviews, reviews,

1119
01:24:07,280 --> 01:24:10,320
Speaker 1: And while we could have been out working, selling, promoting

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Speaker 1: and generating revenue, we spend our time reviewing. And it

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01:24:14,960 --> 01:24:16,880
Speaker 1: just I go, Man, I just sit thak o man.

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01:24:16,920 --> 01:24:18,960
Speaker 1: I wanted to do let this go, but he wanted

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01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:21,280
Speaker 1: to hear himself, and he wanted to make sure that

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01:24:21,360 --> 01:24:23,840
Speaker 1: he was protecting us from the mistakes of the past

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01:24:23,960 --> 01:24:26,680
Speaker 1: by reviewing them all the time. He didn't realize, but

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01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:31,240
Speaker 1: half the time he was ingraining past behavior into people's

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01:24:31,240 --> 01:24:34,360
Speaker 1: subconscious And I was thinking about that today. I said, Man,

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01:24:34,680 --> 01:24:36,559
Speaker 1: could that be what happens to a lot of people

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01:24:36,840 --> 01:24:39,360
Speaker 1: that you ingrained so much of your previous behavior in

1130
01:24:39,439 --> 01:24:41,800
Speaker 1: your life because you meditate on the past so much,

1131
01:24:42,200 --> 01:24:45,240
Speaker 1: and now it's ingrained in your behavior, and you don't

1132
01:24:45,240 --> 01:24:47,640
Speaker 1: even give yourself a chance to become a new you,

1133
01:24:48,080 --> 01:24:50,560
Speaker 1: don't give yourself a chance to think like a new you.

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01:24:50,920 --> 01:24:54,120
Speaker 1: You got to let it go. Stay out of the pass, y'all.

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01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:58,200
Speaker 1: Let it go. It's hard to go backwards. It's hard.

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01:24:58,320 --> 01:25:02,960
Speaker 1: Backwards makes it really really hard to go forward. Give

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01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:07,599
Speaker 1: yourself a shot. Stay out of the pass. Ask God

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01:25:07,920 --> 01:25:11,240
Speaker 1: to help you accomplish your dreams and your visions. Set

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01:25:11,320 --> 01:25:14,400
Speaker 1: some goals, and wake up every day and ask God

1140
01:25:14,680 --> 01:25:17,200
Speaker 1: to give you your daily friend. That's the best way

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01:25:17,240 --> 01:25:19,559
Speaker 1: to live your life. Those are my closing remarks today.

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01:25:19,880 --> 01:25:34,639
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