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Speaker 3: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 4: We scared her?

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Speaker 5: Was it fine?

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Speaker 1: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need with Karen and Chris welcome to Do

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Speaker 4: you need a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 5: And this is Karen Kilgarath.

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Speaker 4: Karen, usually this is at the beginning, at the top

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Speaker 1: It would if there was a report, it would be

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Speaker 1: like the lady delivered my Instacart. I feel incredibly grateful

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you can only do so much. I've been trying

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Speaker 4: in that. Because I saw the refrigerator I wanted. It

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there's so much more to say about this refrigerator.

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Speaker 4: I'd like Karen please introduce our guests. Okay, our guests today.

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Speaker 1: We're so lucky because now we have a booker for

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Speaker 5: Guest today, whoop?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, our guest today is one of our first officially

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Speaker 1: Mister of the Bananas podcast and many other he wrote

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Speaker 2: What an honor. I'm so excited. And also, please in

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Speaker 2: Caroline Ray was when she would just be like, we

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Speaker 1: Because there's the thing. This is Los Angeles gets results,

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Speaker 1: It gets results that don't work. This is Los Angeles

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Speaker 4: It was only fifty dollars and they bring it in

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Speaker 4: And they and they also have not shipped it again.

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Speaker 1: You know, there's have you guys seen the documentary The

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Speaker 1: Parrots of Wild Parrots to Telegraph Hill about basically people

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Speaker 1: I think like eighty years. No joke, Like those great parrots.

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Speaker 5: Down your niece, your nephew who's loved one in.

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Speaker 2: That's why we're always going somewhere. That's the cool thing

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I love that too. And never in your life,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's true.

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Speaker 1: There was one where in the dorms in college before

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Speaker 1: And then I was just like I was just kind

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Speaker 5: And make out? I've already gone to bed, Like what

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Speaker 1: So I literally just like made light not overdone breathing

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Speaker 1: And he sat there patting me like Aaron, Karen, you're

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Speaker 4: I'm really good at it too. I even go out

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Speaker 4: I've got tu yeh?

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Speaker 5: Is that true?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Very true? I believe it.

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Speaker 4: High school parties, everyone underage, I go run into a

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Speaker 5: This is a real thing. This is a real thing.

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Speaker 4: My favorite place to do it. Uh, just one of

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Speaker 4: those shiny red booths at a pizza parlor. I would oh, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Yeah you were done? Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Did you just wanted to leave the pizza parlor?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Or or I think it was because I wanted

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Speaker 4: you're pretending to sleep. Always have too much pizza. Just

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Speaker 4: look at them, don't we love our son? They'd say

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Speaker 2: Another picture, Another picture, bush light. Another picture Cherry Cooke.

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Speaker 2: We're going to make a night of this. Did the

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Speaker 2: pizza huts in your town have a fireplace in the

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Speaker 2: middle of them? Yep?

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Speaker 4: Wow, I don't, and our and w did too. I don't.

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Speaker 2: Weirdly, there was a thing in the seventies in the

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Speaker 2: eighties where having just an open gas bonfire in the

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Speaker 1: Always we would pull those things, and I always got

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Speaker 5: My sister's like you had the magic touch.

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Speaker 1: Anytime I pulled a thing on a cigarette machine, I

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Speaker 1: And that was like there was no there wasn't even

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and imagine that now, just resting your face down

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Speaker 2: Every restaurant in a little vestibule that was the smoking

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Speaker 1: I think Denucciess had And we had this in my

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Speaker 5: It was just kind of how all of those looked

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Speaker 4: the That's the only reason I ever saw the Three Stooges. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I don't There would like be a tiny merry go round.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if this was a Shaky's like chain,

444
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Speaker 4: but I remember them constantly playing the Three Stooges.

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Speaker 1: The one in our town. I believe it was Shaky's

446
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Speaker 1: because we would go there after softball or if like

447
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Speaker 1: if there was like some kind of if you won

448
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Speaker 1: or lost or whatever, like your whole team would get

449
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Speaker 1: to go to Shakey's.

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Speaker 5: And they had this separate little room.

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Speaker 1: And that's where the pac Man explosion of like nineteen

452
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Speaker 1: eighty one or whenever that started. I watched that all

453
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Speaker 1: develop where it was like it used to just be

454
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Speaker 1: the place where if you had your birthday there, you

455
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Speaker 1: you would get like pizza and then a hostess cupcake

456
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Speaker 1: with a you know, like a handle in it. And

457
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Speaker 1: then they would they would show three stooges and I'd

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Speaker 1: be like, and sometimes they'd show cartoons, but three stooges.

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Speaker 5: I would be looking.

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Speaker 1: Around, like, who likes this? This is just for boys?

461
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Speaker 1: Like this is violent and mean and weird.

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Speaker 4: It's weird, and they the reason for they're fighting was

463
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Speaker 4: there was never a good reason.

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Speaker 1: Do you know?

465
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Speaker 4: It was an obvious accident that you bumped into me

466
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Speaker 4: while we're making this cake, and you immediately go for

467
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Speaker 4: my eyeballs.

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Speaker 6: And my brother, yeah, my brother or the guy before

469
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Speaker 6: you that mysteriously disappeared and was replaced with a bold man.

470
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Speaker 6: I don't know, there's a weird Pluto, uh Pluto and

471
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Speaker 6: Grimace or never I'm forget Brutus brutus thing where all

472
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Speaker 6: of a sudden one of the three stooges was a

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Speaker 6: different guy and I even only assume it was a

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Speaker 6: drinking problem.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's but the it's true. Restaurants used to

476
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Speaker 2: only be for adults. I don't know if you all

477
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,640
Speaker 2: waited tables, but like I waited tables for years, and

478
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Speaker 2: I felt I think I was in those magic years

479
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Speaker 2: where the shift went to child worship, where before it

480
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Speaker 2: was like a restaurants are for adults to go out.

481
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Speaker 2: You're lucky to get here. Here's the kids menu. You're

482
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Speaker 2: eating bow typasta with butter and yeah, yeah, jeez, shut up.

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Speaker 2: Then I was in Brooklyn from like two thousand and

484
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Speaker 2: four to twenty thirteen, and I was waiting tables a

485
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Speaker 2: lot of that time. And that's when kids became empowered

486
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:15,720
Speaker 2: and being a server in places and being a server

487
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:19,439
Speaker 2: in places. They would be like, Okay, now what do

488
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Speaker 2: you want to order? And then you'd have to sit

489
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Speaker 2: there and the kid would pick apart, like you know,

490
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Speaker 2: it used to be like cheeseburger and fries, and then

491
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Speaker 2: we'd be like can I have a burger, but can

492
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Speaker 2: I have cheese on the side? And can you substitute

493
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Speaker 2: the froy and you and I would be like eleven

494
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Speaker 2: tables deep in the weeds and being like, get this

495
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Speaker 2: kid chicken nuggets.

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Speaker 4: I taught him the word substitute.

497
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Speaker 2: Yeah, get this kid nuggets.

498
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Speaker 1: Anyway, Yeah, shit, okay. I felt I always feel very

499
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Speaker 1: bitter when I watched that kind of thing develop where

500
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Speaker 1: it was like my friend, my sister's friend and Adrian

501
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,880
Speaker 1: had kids first before you know anybody, and so those

502
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Speaker 1: are the kids that I would I watch them go

503
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Speaker 1: through the world so differently. And her daughter, who I

504
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Speaker 1: adore and is a wonderful adult now and grew up great.

505
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Speaker 1: But she came over to my parents house one time

506
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Speaker 1: when she was like four or five, and she walked

507
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Speaker 1: up to my dad and goes.

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Speaker 5: Where's your outdoor play structure? And he's like, what the

509
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Speaker 5: hell did you just say?

510
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Speaker 1: Like She's just like, I don't understand why I'm here

511
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Speaker 1: and there's nothing built for me to play on. U.

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Speaker 5: It was legendary.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, kids are littered with the confidence and uh, yes,

514
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Speaker 4: I should be impressed, but it's it's it's I'm jealous.

515
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Speaker 4: I think I'm jealous as an adult of the confidence

516
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Speaker 4: of children and their sense of awareness.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, even though it's a bummer at like you know,

518
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Speaker 1: adult restaurants, it's a good thing to teach children like

519
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,880
Speaker 1: you don't just have to take what they give you. There,

520
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Speaker 1: you know, there should be more one choice. You might

521
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Speaker 1: have a preference. It's okay to want different things or

522
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:07,280
Speaker 1: whatever like that. To be raised in this kind of

523
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Speaker 1: suck it up mentality is not good later on in life,

524
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Speaker 1: I find. So that's another thing I'm jealous of. Is

525
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Speaker 1: there's the health, the mental health aspect of later generations

526
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:22,120
Speaker 1: where I'm like, oh, this is what actual evolving is. Yeah,

527
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:25,000
Speaker 1: because all these people are better. Every generation is better

528
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Speaker 1: than the last because they get a little bit more

529
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Speaker 1: like cared about and a little bit more like, oh

530
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Speaker 1: maybe if I'm the parent and I don't drink, I'll

531
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Speaker 1: pay attention more and then you know, like the vibes

532
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Speaker 1: will be better in our household or whatever.

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Speaker 5: You know.

534
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Speaker 1: There was like that was a real progressive. It took

535
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Speaker 1: people a while to realize that.

536
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, I think my dad made me shake hands

537
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Speaker 2: with every man. Like my dad was like shake his hand,

538
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Speaker 2: look im in the eye, shake his hand firmly, and

539
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:52,520
Speaker 2: it's paid off in life. And I've had people in

540
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,800
Speaker 2: Hollywood like in meetings, but give a good handshake, and

541
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Speaker 2: I'm like, well, when I was six years old, my

542
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Speaker 2: dadould like you shake that guy's hand. Yes. But also

543
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 2: to the food thing, you know what your kids like,

544
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 2: you make them the same four meals your entire childhood.

545
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Speaker 2: So I like when parents go, he's gonna have the

546
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 2: cheese pizza, he's gonna have the chicken fingers and fries.

547
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:11,399
Speaker 2: We're going to have two blah blah, We're gonna have

548
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Speaker 2: two Shirley Temples if we're having a night. Yeah, because

549
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:19,440
Speaker 2: think about me, the adult who needs four dollar tips. Yeah,

550
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 2: be true with me first.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, let's prioritize this that the kids aren't because

552
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Speaker 1: that every time it's a big decision, and then truly

553
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Speaker 1: they never eat any of it exactly. So it's like

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Speaker 1: there's a little performative parenting where it's like, now you're

555
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Speaker 1: going to watch my child make decisions.

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Speaker 5: And also we've never said the word.

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Speaker 1: No to him, you know where it's definitely it has

558
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:42,479
Speaker 1: gone wrong in some way. Yeah.

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00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:45,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, I see a lot of because I still go

560
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 4: to the skate park where I'm uh, not lately, but

561
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 4: in general, I in the past few years, and that

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Speaker 4: I can tell a lot of kids don't hear the

563
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Speaker 4: word no. Yes, yeah, they must be reasoned with like adults.

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Speaker 4: We are in an era of children stuff fridge and

565
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Speaker 4: it's just happened.

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Speaker 2: They can have it, they can't have it. Yeah, you

567
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 2: know what I'm done, they can have it. Bird, I

568
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:10,000
Speaker 2: don't care. Give them cigarettes. I don't care. Yeah, I

569
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 2: really want. Yeah.

570
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Speaker 4: I'm not mad at kids. I'm mad at old people.

571
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:16,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, exactly.

572
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 4: So it's not at everybody, not at everyone, just in general. Yeah, Scotty,

573
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 4: you at your podcast, You guys deal with uh, weird

574
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 4: news stories not necessarily mainstream, like what's been happening the

575
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Speaker 4: last few days, but it doesn't fall right into that

576
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Speaker 4: weird category. Also, how are you going to deal with that?

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Speaker 2: We avoid that completely across the board. We try to

578
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 2: be an oasis. We try to be we don't talk

579
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 2: about politics all this they're crazy politics. We don't really

580
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 2: talk about anything violent, anything, No as salt, no anything

581
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 2: like that. We really try. Bananas is supposed to be

582
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Speaker 2: an escape. H Kurt Brown Older and I did it

583
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Speaker 2: as it's really more about taking stories that are real

584
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 2: news stories from around the world, and we get sent

585
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 2: literally hundreds a day at this point, which is cool

586
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,719
Speaker 2: because we were like, I wonder how long we can

587
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,959
Speaker 2: keep this going. It turns out that everything is insane

588
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 2: at all times around the world, and it's really more

589
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 2: about giving us launch pads for our own stories that

590
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 2: we relate to. So a lot of the times I'll

591
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 2: pick stories I know Kurt has a really funny story

592
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 2: about his childhood or whatever for but yes, we avoid

593
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 2: the chaos that bombs everybody out. A friend of ours

594
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:33,320
Speaker 2: worked for The Daily Show for like nine years, and

595
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 2: when I was like, oh, you're leaving, He's like, I

596
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 2: cannot wait to never watch news ever again. Right, I'm

597
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 2: so jaded by it. And that really struck home with

598
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Speaker 2: me because I don't really enjoy the news. I've had

599
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 2: a hard time listening to even like NPR lately because

600
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 2: you're like, I get it. So we don't talk about COVID,

601
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 2: we don't talk about politics. We just try to tell

602
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 2: funny stories. Karen was on it and it's totally the vibe.

603
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 2: It's like we try to make each other laugh with

604
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 2: the headlines and then we tell stories from our own

605
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Speaker 2: life about how silly and absurd the world should be

606
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Speaker 2: and how we should celebrate that.

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Speaker 5: They're such good conversation starters.

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Speaker 1: So many of those stories are just kind of like, oh,

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Speaker 1: that reminds me, you know that time I was near

610
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Speaker 1: a turtle or whatever. Where it really is stuff that

611
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Speaker 1: it becomes because the story is so weird. You it's

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Speaker 1: a story you would never even think to talk about,

613
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Speaker 1: but you know it's the top. It's the top because

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Speaker 1: I was actually this morning because I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 2: Baby we got the baby.

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Speaker 4: It ain't zoom without some barks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was going to send you one because I

618
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Speaker 1: keep waking up at five point thirty. And then of

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Speaker 1: course I have to check Twitter just to see if

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Speaker 1: you know they've crested the.

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Speaker 2: Wall or whatever.

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Speaker 1: And the story from the from today that I read

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Speaker 1: where the woman that posted it was like, I in

624
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Speaker 1: intentionally fact checked this three times before I took this

625
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 1: to social media because it seems so insane. Yes, is

626
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Speaker 1: the guy that was in the coup got in side

627
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Speaker 1: the senate in the building, had the taser in his

628
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Speaker 1: pocket that was set on He reached up to steal

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Speaker 1: a picture of tip O'Neil.

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Speaker 5: He tased himself in the balls and died of a

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Speaker 5: heart attack.

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Speaker 2: And he died, yes, and that was one of the

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Speaker 2: four deaths.

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Speaker 1: Was that's one of the yeah, one of the five,

635
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Speaker 1: I believe now. But and I read it, I kind

636
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Speaker 1: of like went home. I got like like everything else.

637
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 1: We were like I want to laugh, I want to cry.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to feel anymore. I took the

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Speaker 1: picture of it, and then I was like, no, no,

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Speaker 1: this is not this isn't what bananas does. And also

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00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 1: this isn't. All we can do is like snicker to

642
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 1: ourselves of like, oh the irony, But ultimately this is

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Speaker 1: the satisfucking story there is.

644
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, but the ball's part makes it funny so

645
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Speaker 4: we can talk about it, I know.

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Speaker 1: And it's like he what was he going to do

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00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 1: with that taser? Why did you? Who were you going

648
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:55,720
Speaker 1: to fucking tasee? It's and then you basically got you know, yeah, if.

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Speaker 4: The taser was in his breast pocket and it tased

650
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 4: him near the heart, that's just story we shouldn't tell.

651
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 4: But the bar the ball where it's okay that we make.

652
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 1: Life everyone we all wanted to rise above that story

653
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Speaker 1: and then it was like, I'm sorry, I can't.

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Speaker 2: I cannot also would yeah, we wouldn't cover it. But

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Speaker 2: also who get like, light that guy up? That's awesome,

656
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Speaker 2: Like because then he's gonna have to have a funeral.

657
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 2: People are gonna have to be like, what did what

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Speaker 2: did he like? He liked art, He likes keeping electronics

659
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Speaker 2: in his pockets, said, very very susceptible nerds, moron. Yeah,

660
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 2: he loved parent. Yeah, yeah, that that guy. I know.

661
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 2: There was another one and the other one that came

662
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:50,720
Speaker 2: out today that people did send us and I'm like,

663
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 2: we don't really do this was one of the people

664
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 2: that was killed and during the stupid coup attempt was

665
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:00,320
Speaker 2: a woman carrying a don't trettle meat flag that got

666
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 2: transplated to death. Yeah, so you go, the irony is deep. Sure,

667
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 2: so don't show up. Yeah you hadn't to be there.

668
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you just have to wait a couple of

669
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 4: weeks before you tweet a picture of her and everything.

670
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:16,960
Speaker 4: That's right because the irony I mean.

671
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 1: That well, and most people, I feel like there's been

672
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 1: such that kind of facts. Don't care about your feelings

673
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:29,800
Speaker 1: and liberal tears and all that. These these harsh stances

674
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 1: that have been taken for four years that when this

675
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 1: stuff comes up, it really is like, no, no, we

676
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:38,200
Speaker 1: have to go higher and we have to take the

677
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 1: higher ground or whatever.

678
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 5: But then you're just like, but we didn't do it.

679
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 5: We didn't fucking we didn't. We didn't set it up.

680
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 1: How about you keep the safety on in any weapon,

681
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 1: any weapon, keep it on until you get right up

682
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:57,240
Speaker 1: to the fucking the governmental servant that you're trying to kill.

683
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 1: What do you what was that fucking.

684
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, they were right right on the other side of

685
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 4: the glass, scared congressional people.

686
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 2: Jesus, I don't care. You know, you know how you

687
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 2: don't trip, make a trimple on, don't hold a flag

688
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,480
Speaker 2: with both hands, just you know, run around the arms

689
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 2: out well, bounced like the flying wall end does, and

690
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:15,040
Speaker 2: you're good to go.

691
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:18,760
Speaker 1: Yes, Or how about you don't get out of the scrum.

692
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 1: If you've never been like in a mosh pit, maybe

693
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:22,239
Speaker 1: don't be there.

694
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:23,959
Speaker 5: Don't try to run in first like.

695
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,880
Speaker 2: I'm popular. Not today.

696
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 4: No, here's the weird thing. A lot of those people there,

697
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 4: I think had been in mosh pits. They had a

698
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:37,880
Speaker 4: mosh pit look to them, there was a.

699
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

700
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 4: I know was uh because I haven't seen MA but

701
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:47,960
Speaker 4: I just watched the trailer because I do a lot

702
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,799
Speaker 4: of research before guest comes on.

703
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:53,319
Speaker 2: Then you've seen it. It's back on HBO Max, which

704
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 2: I'm so pumped on, Like it goes back and I'm

705
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 2: like some messages.

706
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 1: Also, there's a lot of mommy I see a mommymes too.

707
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 4: They're hilarious because of the means. But that seems that

708
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 4: seems to me like a story from your life for something,

709
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 4: like because that so specific, someone that would for you,

710
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,359
Speaker 4: that would provide a place to party end up being

711
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:16,840
Speaker 4: a weirdo?

712
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 2: How much of.

713
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:18,920
Speaker 4: That was true?

714
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:22,359
Speaker 2: It's two people, it is. That is I think why

715
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,359
Speaker 2: Blumhouse made it is because all of us that grew

716
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 2: up in not a major city, and I don't know

717
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:29,279
Speaker 2: if they do in cities, but so many of us

718
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:32,400
Speaker 2: had to go and play hey mister yeah to some extent,

719
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:34,239
Speaker 2: and in most towns it was like a dude. But

720
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 2: I thought it would be more interesting if it was

721
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 2: a woman that was kind of on the fringes, the

722
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 2: kind of person you wouldn't see in a grocery store. Sure,

723
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,800
Speaker 2: somebody like when you look at your high school yearbook.

724
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,759
Speaker 2: You're like, oh right, yeah, So I thought that that

725
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 2: was the perfect murderer because you they slept through the

726
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 2: cracks and you trust him in a weird way. And

727
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 2: then there were two people in my hometown. I'm from

728
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,319
Speaker 2: a reister's Town, Maryland, which is a smaller town near

729
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:03,279
Speaker 2: the Sticks. There was one party I went to where

730
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:05,520
Speaker 2: this dude. My friends were like, hey, this guy bought

731
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 2: us beer and I was like, ooh, he's like, I

732
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 2: don't know this guy, Jimmy, and we drove out to

733
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 2: middle of nowhere and it was the house. So it

734
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:11,959
Speaker 2: was supposed to be a house that kind of moss

735
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,759
Speaker 2: based on It was just like a rental piece of

736
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,960
Speaker 2: shit house. And we walked around back, my best friend

737
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 2: and I and the girl I was dating, who was

738
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 2: only fifteen at the time. I was sixteen. Okay, good,

739
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:24,799
Speaker 2: I'm not a great follow up question. I was a

740
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:28,799
Speaker 2: youth ful six I was a short sixteen balder to

741
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 2: toe and I walked in the I had a piece

742
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 2: of overcome it. It's one of the great joys of

743
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 2: my adult life. So we step into the cinderblock, dirt

744
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:45,319
Speaker 2: floor basement. Eminem's first album came out. It's blasting half.

745
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:47,879
Speaker 2: My soccer team is wrapping eminem lyrics at me. It's

746
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 2: full of weed smoke and cigarette smoke. And I see

747
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 2: my fifteen year old girlfriend smoking a cigarette with this

748
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:57,319
Speaker 2: like he was probably twenty five, but he felt like

749
00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 2: he was thirty or forty. He felt older, and he's

750
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 2: wearing like Fubu had to tee like it's a white guy,

751
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,799
Speaker 2: like a mess. Just you're like here it is riff

752
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 2: Rapp is smoking cigarettes with my girlfriend and she sees

753
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,880
Speaker 2: me and gets really nervous because she she didn't know

754
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 2: I was coming or whatever. There was a miscommunication there,

755
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:20,439
Speaker 2: and my fear at that exact moment was that guy

756
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 2: was going to figure out that I was dating her

757
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 2: and he was going to beat me up in front

758
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,959
Speaker 2: of everybody. A grown man. Yeah, And so I left

759
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 2: with my friend. I didn't like run out the door,

760
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 2: but I was like said, hey, everybody said like I

761
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:35,080
Speaker 2: was mad at her, like that those teenage fights where

762
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:37,239
Speaker 2: it's like what are you doing? Why are you here?

763
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 2: I thought you were reading doing puzzles with Danielle. But

764
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 2: so I left. But that fear of getting beat up

765
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 2: stuck with me because it was an adult and nobody

766
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 2: would have known what to do, and what if he

767
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,959
Speaker 2: pulled out a gun. Yea one was a rich Yeah

768
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,560
Speaker 2: you're in a strange basement.

769
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

770
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're sixteen. You're just trying to be popular. You

771
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:01,320
Speaker 2: don't want to make any mistakes. People are like loser.

772
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 2: And then around the same time, another friend of mine

773
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 2: had a really wealthy aunt and every time her husband

774
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,719
Speaker 2: would go on these business ships or whatever it was,

775
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:13,799
Speaker 2: into sales or whatever, she would let us party in

776
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:19,240
Speaker 2: her basement. Finished basement, pool tables, heavy punching bag, air hockey,

777
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:23,879
Speaker 2: the worst I remember, like a bar yeah, like you know,

778
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 2: like all a finish, like a downcers bathroom. Yeah, all

779
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:31,400
Speaker 2: these things where they were stand on this. They were Jewish.

780
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 4: Actually, religious families have those basements. Successful. It was religious families.

781
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:41,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, huge and like really way more wealthy than I

782
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 2: was growing up. And she would stand on the stairs

783
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 2: and it would be like, I don't know, ten girls,

784
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:51,279
Speaker 2: ten guys, all of us sixteen ish, and she would

785
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 2: just hold court and just watch and she would flirt

786
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 2: with the girls. She'd be like love your butt, oh girl,

787
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:59,239
Speaker 2: Like I remember when I had that figure. And then

788
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 2: she was to the guys, she'd be like John, you

789
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 2: better call me when you turn eighteen. And so I

790
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:07,359
Speaker 2: kind of combined the fear of Jimmy murdering me with

791
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 2: this mom flirting with everybody and created Sue and the

792
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:13,880
Speaker 2: mock character. And then I took it to what if

793
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:17,360
Speaker 2: she hated everybody and wanted to kill them? But yeah,

794
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 2: that's for popularity was my pitch. And when I said

795
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:22,399
Speaker 2: that to Bluemouse, they were like, we'll buy it.

796
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:26,480
Speaker 5: So I just feel like the log line, isn't it?

797
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:26,839
Speaker 4: Yes?

798
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 2: Yes, But it was like the goal of horror movies

799
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:33,799
Speaker 2: is to if you can leave, it's not scary, right,

800
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,919
Speaker 2: Like if you can drive away from the monster, it's

801
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 2: not scary. If you can outrun it, it's not scary.

802
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 2: So I was just thinking about things that would pin

803
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 2: normal people in place, and I was like, to be

804
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:48,600
Speaker 2: unpopular will trap any teenager to not leave a situation

805
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:49,759
Speaker 2: they know they should leave.

806
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 4: Uh?

807
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:53,239
Speaker 2: And I think, to my favorite murder fuck politeness, that's

808
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 2: exactly it. Like when you're an adult, you can say that,

809
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 2: but when you're fifteen and you just want the ceboy

810
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:01,719
Speaker 2: to like you, you will go through hell. Yes, that's

811
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 2: great people.

812
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 1: Yes, and so you'll do what it takes because you

813
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 1: got hurt, people will hurt you. Like it's every man

814
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:09,280
Speaker 1: for himself.

815
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:10,399
Speaker 4: That's so true.

816
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:13,400
Speaker 2: Promise. That was the theme of MA was if you

817
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:15,960
Speaker 2: test popularity, she'll win.

818
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,919
Speaker 4: So back to this poor fifteen year old girl when

819
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 4: you left with all your friends. Was she just there

820
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:22,759
Speaker 4: with the fou bou guy.

821
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's they've never found her. I knew if I

822
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 2: did some investigation. Oh yes, it's scary. No, it was

823
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 2: funny because she's a you know, she's a nice woman.

824
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:39,760
Speaker 2: Now she has of course, and she she's a great person.

825
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:41,840
Speaker 2: But it was like she was trying to fit in

826
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,320
Speaker 2: with an older guy too. It was the whole mix.

827
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:48,280
Speaker 2: Adults and children should not hang out. It's like there's

828
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,319
Speaker 2: a point where when people are like I call my

829
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 2: mom every day, I'm like, this is a huge problem.

830
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 5: Yes, okay, that used to be a joke in my

831
00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:57,399
Speaker 5: act is.

832
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,279
Speaker 1: I said, mom, you're my best friend, and she goes, well,

833
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 1: you're not my best friend. And that really happened. And

834
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:06,920
Speaker 1: the only reason I said it to my mom I heard.

835
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 1: I saw my friend and her mom and they were

836
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:12,799
Speaker 1: doing something where like they were sharing a shirt or

837
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:15,320
Speaker 1: there was some weird thing where I watched other people

838
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,319
Speaker 1: do it, and I'm like, oh, this is this is

839
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,400
Speaker 1: like another way to be popular, be really like besties

840
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 1: and your mom being cool and your age. And my

841
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 1: mom's just like I have plenty of my own friends.

842
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:30,359
Speaker 5: Like it was. It was so alarm but I'm like

843
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:31,879
Speaker 5: she in that way.

844
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 1: She was just like, yeah, have your vision go a

845
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 1: little further than this weird local version of what you

846
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:42,239
Speaker 1: think cool is like you don't. No, one should be

847
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:43,239
Speaker 1: best friends with their mom.

848
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:43,839
Speaker 2: No. Yeah.

849
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 4: And I was always made nervous by those house parties

850
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:49,360
Speaker 4: where the parent is there and they're the ones that

851
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 4: bought the keg, even when I was a kid, I

852
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:56,280
Speaker 4: promise you I thought that was so bizarre and not healthy.

853
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:59,320
Speaker 4: They're going to hang out your mom.

854
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 2: Yeah she's cool.

855
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,839
Speaker 5: I don't know if she's well.

856
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 1: And also it's so uncomfortable because it's like, well, so

857
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:08,399
Speaker 1: now I'm I'm just trying to get drunk on wine

858
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 1: coolers and like have like my teenage golden years. And

859
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 1: now all I can think of is what's going on

860
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,279
Speaker 1: in this family? How do you do you guys eat

861
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 1: dinner in some weird way?

862
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 2: Do you like?

863
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:22,239
Speaker 1: What other lines are you guys? Crossing, because this is

864
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 1: the kind of thing where we should all be hiding

865
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,920
Speaker 1: in the garage, but your mom wants to hang out

866
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:27,759
Speaker 1: with us.

867
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:28,799
Speaker 5: That's not good.

868
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:32,400
Speaker 2: It's more fun to be discreet. It's more fun to

869
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:35,799
Speaker 2: be cleared, like yes, sneaking a beer when the weed

870
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 2: became legal in LA. I don't really even smoke weed.

871
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:40,840
Speaker 2: I'm not like a weed got but like it was

872
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:43,320
Speaker 2: so fun to be like, we have to meet somebody

873
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:46,960
Speaker 2: in a kmart parking lot. He drives a challenger, but listen,

874
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:49,400
Speaker 2: he doesn't take twenties and he takes singles, so you

875
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 2: have to give him thirty four singles. And like that

876
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 2: was the adventure of bad behavior. Was so fun. And

877
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:00,959
Speaker 2: those parents that are creeps want to hang out. They're

878
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 2: they're gonna do it somewhere. Might as well do it

879
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:08,839
Speaker 2: while I'm wearing a tight shirt. You're like the tight shirt. Yeah,

880
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 2: you get an arm wrestle.

881
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 1: No you're no, No, we're trying to talk about home room,

882
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:18,400
Speaker 1: you fucking weirdo.

883
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 2: I yes, I don't understand my body. Why are you

884
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:23,400
Speaker 2: trying to arm wrestle.

885
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 4: I'm still growing. I just got over alopecia.

886
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:33,839
Speaker 2: I'm like Elton John I'm just gonna get more hairs, like, Oh,

887
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 2: I don't know what's happening. Yeah, that is.

888
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 4: You're right though, that being in a basement is I

889
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:46,560
Speaker 4: didn't realize that was. That was a unknown horror movie thing.

890
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 4: Is that you there has to be no way out.

891
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 2: That's the main thing.

892
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:52,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the main thing I brought. I had two

893
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 4: friends in college. Uh they girlfriends that, uh, we're just friends.

894
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,920
Speaker 4: And we went to some house and they wanted to

895
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:04,759
Speaker 4: get weed from this guy. And he was older, but

896
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 4: he was still he was just out of college and me.

897
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 4: We went to his basement. There was a log in

898
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:15,719
Speaker 4: the basement with a hatchet in it. Great, just in

899
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:17,520
Speaker 4: a cement basement, and then off.

900
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:20,240
Speaker 5: In the hockey mask right next to it, and.

901
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 4: He had a big beard. We all knew who he

902
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,319
Speaker 4: was though, and these two were friends with him, and

903
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 4: they smoked out of a big bong and immediately fell asleep.

904
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:32,279
Speaker 4: And then I'm with this guy and then that's when

905
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 4: he decided to tell me that he hates me. He's

906
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:39,439
Speaker 4: hated me for a long time because I was break

907
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:42,399
Speaker 4: dancing while he was playing pool and I messed up

908
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 4: and I owed him twenty dollars because there's money on

909
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 4: this game, and he would start and I was high

910
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 4: and paranoid already, and I got really scared, and I

911
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:56,400
Speaker 4: went upstairs and again it's I pretended to be asleep

912
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 4: on the couch.

913
00:44:57,719 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 2: Best decision made.

914
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 4: Yeah. His roommate came home and he knew me from

915
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:05,239
Speaker 4: the bars, but he's like, oh, that funny guy. I

916
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 4: like him. And then the guy, the bearded guy in

917
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 4: the basement, is like, I hate him, and I'm gonna

918
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:12,160
Speaker 4: show you how much I hate him. And he ran

919
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 4: across the living room and did, like a superfly, snook

920
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 4: an elbow into my back because my face and I

921
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:22,439
Speaker 4: turned it and he was on me. So I picked

922
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:26,359
Speaker 4: him up like a baby and I tossed him onto

923
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:30,240
Speaker 4: this lamp. Anyway, we made this ruckus and the police

924
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 4: came and knobs on the door. Yeah, yeah, because we

925
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:37,120
Speaker 4: are making noise. And I said, there, two of my

926
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 4: friends are asleep in the basement. He has weed, and

927
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 4: I left. I did not have to stick around. I

928
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,440
Speaker 4: think that guy probably got in a lot of trouble

929
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 4: because there. This is when weed was very I totally

930
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:53,320
Speaker 4: screwed that guy and he deserved it, so yes, I forgot.

931
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 4: It is a story about how you should pretend to

932
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:57,840
Speaker 4: fall asleep on the couch always.

933
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,759
Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, you could have written, mall you had this experience.

934
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 2: He just it would have been should have been a

935
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:05,360
Speaker 2: hatchet murder. But that's it's that fear of like the

936
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:07,759
Speaker 2: fear of adults when you're a teenager. It should be

937
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,959
Speaker 2: in there. The kids that arener, the teenagers that aren't

938
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:11,800
Speaker 2: afraid of adults, those are the ones that scared the

939
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:13,680
Speaker 2: shit out of you in high school. Like there's this

940
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 2: kid named Joey Latch. I'm I rest in peace Joey Latch,

941
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:18,880
Speaker 2: I think. But he would be like, you want me

942
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:20,880
Speaker 2: to go beat that guy up? And all the skaters

943
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 2: would be like yeah, and they would just run over

944
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 2: and beat some pedestrian up. And I remember being more

945
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:28,680
Speaker 2: afraid of him than I've ever been of anything in

946
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:30,719
Speaker 2: my entire life. But he was on your side, no

947
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:33,360
Speaker 2: rules rules, Oh yeah, he thought it was the funniest.

948
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 2: He was like, Scottie, whatever you want, like, just pointed

949
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:37,400
Speaker 2: to somebody to I'll punch him in the face, and

950
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:39,360
Speaker 2: I'd be like, haha, cool, I'll definitely do that, and

951
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:42,320
Speaker 2: then just wet my pants and throve home in a

952
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,680
Speaker 2: Toyota Corolla. Was I was like you.

953
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:47,279
Speaker 4: All my friends were tough, and there was always a

954
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:49,359
Speaker 4: guy that wanted to fight. All my friends had been

955
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:51,880
Speaker 4: in fights, but fights scared the hell out of me,

956
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 4: and I was so scared that I was going to

957
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 4: get beat up all the time, and it it dictated

958
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 4: what I would do just to.

959
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 1: I love a good fight. I mean I don't want

960
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:06,920
Speaker 1: to do it. I want I want to watch other

961
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:10,120
Speaker 1: people do it. I want to watch some loud mouth

962
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:13,920
Speaker 1: get clocked by someone who's quiet and noble and like,

963
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 1: you know what, I've had enough of you.

964
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,280
Speaker 5: That's my favorite situation.

965
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:20,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wish it was always that way. Usually it's

966
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 4: just for no reason, and it's a nice person getting

967
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:24,319
Speaker 4: beat up.

968
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 5: Usually it's drunk people.

969
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:28,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then and then it's just kind of some

970
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:32,280
Speaker 1: weird like and you can't reason with them, and everyone's

971
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 1: kind of bleary eyed and not really punching very accurately.

972
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 4: That's the average.

973
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:39,920
Speaker 2: In the South, they might have had them where they

974
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 2: had tough man competitions. Do you guys know what those are?

975
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:46,400
Speaker 4: Is that when the Christian Power Team comes to your

976
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:50,000
Speaker 4: high school and rips a phone book, in half. It's different.

977
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:57,200
Speaker 4: Fun tough Man is three rounds of boxing. I think

978
00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:58,359
Speaker 4: it's three rounds.

979
00:47:58,360 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 2: They would set them up in the back of bars

980
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 2: and stuff, and then they kind of did it with

981
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 2: loose weight classes, but basically it was amateur boxing in

982
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,800
Speaker 2: the back of bars, and they had these big yellow gloves,

983
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 2: and I mean they were everywhere. This was pre fight glove.

984
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:13,239
Speaker 2: This was just like people are going to fight. And

985
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:15,920
Speaker 2: I saw one in Pensacola at this place called Big

986
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 2: Daddy's Lounge, and they were like they were like, you know,

987
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:24,200
Speaker 2: they'd be like, okay, one hundred and fifty pounds and

988
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 2: then these two rednecks will go beat the hell of

989
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 2: each other. But it's only for six minutes. And so

990
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:31,880
Speaker 2: this one guy gets up there and he's like, I

991
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:35,720
Speaker 2: was Golden Gloves nineteen ninety two and I'm gonna whoop

992
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 2: this boy's eyes. And I'm like, oh, this is gonna

993
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:41,239
Speaker 2: be gnarley. And then he gets the shit kicked out

994
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:43,800
Speaker 2: of him. But then he got punched in the shoulder

995
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:47,400
Speaker 2: and it dislocated his shoulder, which I didn't know could happen.

996
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:49,880
Speaker 2: So this guy who threatened this other guy has a

997
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 2: dislocated shoulder. His brother's like waving a white napkin like

998
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,920
Speaker 2: a white towel to say the fight's over. So then

999
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:58,759
Speaker 2: the guy stands next to me and I'm like, he's

1000
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:02,239
Speaker 2: probably forty five, everybody else is in their early twenties.

1001
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:05,440
Speaker 2: And his brother's like, we're got to pop your shoulder

1002
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 2: back in, and he's like, uh yeah. And then the

1003
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 2: next act up was like local wrestling, and so they're

1004
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:17,000
Speaker 2: smashing plastic chairs across each other's backs and one of

1005
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 2: the legs flies off and hits the disco kid's shoulder

1006
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 2: guy in the forehead, and so he starts bleeding down

1007
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:28,319
Speaker 2: his forehead from a broken chair, and I was, yeah,

1008
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:30,840
Speaker 2: this guy was like, you should never enter a tough

1009
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 2: man competition again. And then and then you just drink

1010
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 2: and then it's over, and then there's.

1011
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:42,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love gold because Golden Gloves is like kids.

1012
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 4: That's like he was claiming to be. That's like if

1013
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:48,759
Speaker 4: you are around a bunch of military guys and yelled

1014
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:51,240
Speaker 4: that you were a cub scout, it's like, yeah.

1015
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:52,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, right.

1016
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:54,000
Speaker 4: Isn't Golden Gloves for young people?

1017
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:56,880
Speaker 2: It's a little no. It's more like it is for

1018
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 2: younger people, but it is sort of like if somebody's

1019
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,040
Speaker 2: a golden gloves boxer, that means they actually did like

1020
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:05,040
Speaker 2: practice boxing, right, they know how to box. Yeah, But

1021
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:06,839
Speaker 2: he was just a drunk and he said that to

1022
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:09,400
Speaker 2: intimidate the guy and then gets punched in the shoulder

1023
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 2: and then hit in the face with a flying chair leg,

1024
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:15,640
Speaker 2: and I was like, why is this that's the entertainment

1025
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 2: this guy? Yes, board, I love that guy. I'm sure

1026
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 2: he's still alive. I'm sure he's healthy.

1027
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:29,879
Speaker 4: He just says love.

1028
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:32,440
Speaker 1: Those are the people actually, I think of when I

1029
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 1: was getting in the beginning of COVID quarantine, when I

1030
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:39,400
Speaker 1: was getting mad at people that were still going places

1031
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:42,400
Speaker 1: and pretending yes. But then I thought of those people

1032
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:46,520
Speaker 1: who truly live in bars, like they don't, you know,

1033
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 1: whatever they do during the day, their life begins when

1034
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 1: the sun goes down and they're sitting in a bar,

1035
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 1: and then whatever happens happens. And that is And I

1036
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:57,399
Speaker 1: used to be kind of of that world a little

1037
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 1: bit and really loved it. But there are people who

1038
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:02,959
Speaker 1: that is the world, and then suddenly it's just like no, sorry,

1039
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:04,400
Speaker 1: it's all closed. You have to stay home.

1040
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 4: Like it.

1041
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 1: Enabled me to access a little bit of the compassion

1042
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,879
Speaker 1: where I'm like, oh, that's right, Like if you're like

1043
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 1: thirty eight and you really love drinking and you really

1044
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:18,600
Speaker 1: love like dive bar culture, and like literally just like

1045
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:20,880
Speaker 1: you could be standing there in your corduroy blazer and

1046
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:23,719
Speaker 1: just suddenly someone punches you in the face and you

1047
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:25,560
Speaker 1: don't know why, you know what I mean, and then

1048
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 1: you find out later. It's like, you know, stuff that

1049
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:31,400
Speaker 1: happens at the smog cutter, you know what I versus

1050
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 1: like all that just had it just was suspended and

1051
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:37,600
Speaker 1: no one you could be so into it and living

1052
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 1: for it and then you just didn't get to do

1053
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:39,760
Speaker 1: it anymore.

1054
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:42,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, oddly about that that also applies to stand

1055
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:44,280
Speaker 4: up comedy, I realized.

1056
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:46,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's.

1057
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:48,640
Speaker 4: When my day would begin, was when I'd go do

1058
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:51,879
Speaker 4: stand up in some bar. I would love to see

1059
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 4: a picture of me, to see how much healthier I

1060
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:57,719
Speaker 4: looked if I never did stand up, if I just

1061
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 4: had focused on illustration and drawing and never became a

1062
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:06,440
Speaker 4: bar performer, because that's really what comedians are.

1063
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you were drawn to it. You were drawn

1064
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 2: to it. There's something about that that I missed. The

1065
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 2: energy I don't miss drinking at bars. I missed the

1066
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:19,480
Speaker 2: energy of bars. I miss like that feeling of like

1067
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:21,719
Speaker 2: it fills up and people come in and you go

1068
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 2: to another one and it's like, oh, there is something

1069
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:27,800
Speaker 2: in those great shows, especially when you're stand up. I

1070
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:29,640
Speaker 2: never did stand up, but all my friends were stand ups,

1071
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:31,200
Speaker 2: and they're like, will you come out to so and so?

1072
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:33,359
Speaker 2: And it'd be snowing and I'd go to some dumb

1073
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:35,759
Speaker 2: bar and there be four of us and two of

1074
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 2: the people hate the comics, one of the people's the host,

1075
00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:42,160
Speaker 2: and then it's me. You are the audience. I was

1076
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,799
Speaker 2: the audience, and then all four comics I would get

1077
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:46,120
Speaker 2: to meet because they were like, hey, it's my friend

1078
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:48,239
Speaker 2: Scotti and they're like and I be like, you were

1079
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:50,920
Speaker 2: really funny, and you could tell it meant something to

1080
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:53,279
Speaker 2: the comics. And those empty bars where it was like

1081
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:55,600
Speaker 2: Telly and they would be like, are you a comic

1082
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:57,280
Speaker 2: and you'd be like no, and then it meant something.

1083
00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:01,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're not kissing up, you're not trying to

1084
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 1: get in or like somehow meet someone. Those are the

1085
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:08,839
Speaker 1: shows too. I mean I haven't done in a sincere way.

1086
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 1: I haven't done stand up for so long, but when

1087
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:13,799
Speaker 1: I really did do it all the time, when I

1088
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:16,400
Speaker 1: would show up at one of those shows and there's

1089
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:19,359
Speaker 1: you know, there's nine people booked on the show and

1090
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:22,239
Speaker 1: there's six people in the audience. Everyone else will be

1091
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 1: so bummed and like, hey, try to go out in

1092
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:25,920
Speaker 1: the street and whatever. But I would be sitting the

1093
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:28,920
Speaker 1: back like I'm gonna be so fucking funny tonight because

1094
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:32,759
Speaker 1: this is I saved it for when almost no one

1095
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:36,239
Speaker 1: was watching, and something in me that is so there's

1096
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:40,240
Speaker 1: I'm such a contentious, like rebellious whatever.

1097
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:43,520
Speaker 5: Where on big shows and shows where.

1098
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:45,719
Speaker 1: The audience is huge, I will walk out and say

1099
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:48,239
Speaker 1: the shittiest thing to the audience, make them hate me,

1100
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:51,160
Speaker 1: and then and then to have a mediocre set for

1101
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 1: you know, eleven minutes. But in those shows where it's

1102
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:56,319
Speaker 1: just kind of like not much is going on and

1103
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 1: there's no one there, I'm just like, well, get ready

1104
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:02,719
Speaker 1: to channel g just be like no one's gonna know,

1105
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:06,919
Speaker 1: doesn't matter, no one's going to know. It's my favorite, Yeah,

1106
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:07,520
Speaker 1: my favorite.

1107
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:11,239
Speaker 4: I like doing that as well. I like small audiences,

1108
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:14,719
Speaker 4: no pressure, and so you just decide to be a

1109
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:16,799
Speaker 4: genius that night, yeah, and.

1110
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:19,279
Speaker 5: Do like almost like that's what I would really do.

1111
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:21,239
Speaker 1: Normally, I can't do crowd work because I would get

1112
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:25,680
Speaker 1: nervous and nervous energy and me turns into anger, which

1113
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:28,960
Speaker 1: of course is not pleasant. But so if I try

1114
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:30,759
Speaker 1: to do crowd work, it's just me being like, oh,

1115
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:34,600
Speaker 1: really good job or whatever. It's like so unpleasant, which

1116
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:37,879
Speaker 1: especially in like the post nineties comedy no one wanted

1117
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:41,439
Speaker 1: that shit at all. But when no one was there,

1118
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:44,480
Speaker 1: I would actually genuinely just be like I could do

1119
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:46,760
Speaker 1: crowd work. I could do all those things that normally

1120
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:50,160
Speaker 1: I would just have too much tension to do. I

1121
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:52,160
Speaker 1: would would say to myself as it was happening, I

1122
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 1: would just like, do this normally, remember this feeling or whatever.

1123
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:59,040
Speaker 1: But it's like no, it's those it's always situational, and

1124
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:03,200
Speaker 1: especially on the nights were like everybody's you start, like

1125
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 1: the comic that goes before you affects your set, and

1126
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:08,960
Speaker 1: vice versa all the way down, like those are the shows.

1127
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:09,839
Speaker 5: Those are the.

1128
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:13,280
Speaker 1: Best when everyone's kind of like everybody's pointing to everybody

1129
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:15,560
Speaker 1: else going they talked about this now it reminded me

1130
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:16,960
Speaker 1: of this joke type of stuff.

1131
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:18,480
Speaker 2: Yes, I miss.

1132
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:21,240
Speaker 4: That, Yeah, it's like it's like being at a party.

1133
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1134
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:23,280
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1135
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:25,600
Speaker 1: It's also you get to dominate.

1136
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:27,680
Speaker 2: The safety if they don't know you, Like there's this

1137
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:31,000
Speaker 2: in a big crowd. You feel like people check the

1138
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:33,919
Speaker 2: line up. You feel like when a sou Largo show,

1139
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:36,239
Speaker 2: you're like, who's on, like Sarah Silverman and you're like,

1140
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:40,400
Speaker 2: oh shit, and people are like, but those bar shows

1141
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:42,239
Speaker 2: where some of the people just were at that bar

1142
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:44,080
Speaker 2: that night and they're like, we let's stick around, say

1143
00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:47,120
Speaker 2: if it's funny. It's so fun because you feel like

1144
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:51,280
Speaker 2: you're an Antarctica or something. You feel like you're aliens together.

1145
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:55,439
Speaker 2: There was I did do stand up in college, and

1146
00:55:56,239 --> 00:55:58,920
Speaker 2: I did a show in Northampton, Massachusetts, and it was

1147
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:01,600
Speaker 2: a snowy night and it was literally just sign up

1148
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:03,840
Speaker 2: and you can do two minutes or three minutes or whatever.

1149
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:07,719
Speaker 2: And the first guy goes up was the host and

1150
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:10,680
Speaker 2: he wasn't funny at all, and you felt like, well,

1151
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:12,279
Speaker 2: I'm glad you just tried to get a show going

1152
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:14,359
Speaker 2: here a snowy night, maybe ten people in the bar.

1153
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:18,560
Speaker 2: Then somebody else goes up. He was okay, but just

1154
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:20,920
Speaker 2: used other people's jokes. I did my stuff, did fine,

1155
00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:23,799
Speaker 2: and then The headliner was a guy that had done

1156
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:27,439
Speaker 2: it once before, and his entire act he goes, I'm

1157
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:32,000
Speaker 2: going to do Arnold Schwarzenegger playing tennis with Sylvester stillone,

1158
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:38,880
Speaker 2: and he goes for three minutes, we were crying. The

1159
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:41,719
Speaker 2: entire bar was just glad it was over. He had

1160
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 2: a concept, the premise was there, and he was kind

1161
00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:48,400
Speaker 2: of good at doing Schortzenegger and Slanslay tennis and he

1162
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:52,200
Speaker 2: just did four arm and I was like, you know what,

1163
00:56:52,280 --> 00:57:00,040
Speaker 2: I'm a writer like this guy. Something else. Yeah, you

1164
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:00,920
Speaker 2: want to see that.

1165
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:05,960
Speaker 4: I mean at the time, did you, Scotty did you

1166
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:10,520
Speaker 4: are you familiar or do you know about your biography

1167
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:14,080
Speaker 4: on IMDb? Or did you write it? Or do you

1168
00:57:14,239 --> 00:57:18,760
Speaker 4: know what I'm talking about? Because it's absolutely hilarious.

1169
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:22,840
Speaker 2: I wrote a really I might have written it, but

1170
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:24,840
Speaker 2: it's been a very long time, but it might somebody

1171
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:27,160
Speaker 2: else might have gone. I don't know really how that

1172
00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 2: stuff works. Do you mind say? Do you leta's read it?

1173
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:31,840
Speaker 2: I either of you? Okay?

1174
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:37,240
Speaker 4: Scott Landis is from Oh God, I need glasses. It

1175
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:41,880
Speaker 4: doesn't say that. Yeah, reisters down Maryland. He attended the

1176
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:45,840
Speaker 4: University of Massachusetts and currently resides in Los Angeles. In

1177
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:49,720
Speaker 4: recent years, Scotty and Kurt Bronelder have jet skied from

1178
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:53,920
Speaker 4: Lake Michigan to New Orleans, driven a giant double sided

1179
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:56,800
Speaker 4: butt from Los Angeles to New York City to moon

1180
00:57:57,440 --> 00:58:01,160
Speaker 4: the entire country, and gave h Chicken a hot air

1181
00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:06,960
Speaker 4: balloon ride over Wine Country. That's your professional, I wrote,

1182
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:12,479
Speaker 4: law and we're colics that that is. That is your bio.

1183
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:16,080
Speaker 4: That's your professional and I love this. I love it

1184
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:16,680
Speaker 4: very much.

1185
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:19,040
Speaker 2: I did write that. Yes, that is mine, and that

1186
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:21,480
Speaker 2: is all true, not any word of that is that

1187
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:23,800
Speaker 2: is I'm very fact based when it comes that stuff.

1188
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:26,200
Speaker 2: I hate exaggerations and I hate people that like can

1189
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 2: flight what they've done. So I wrote three things that

1190
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:31,200
Speaker 2: Kurt and I literally have done. Yeah, and we did

1191
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:31,640
Speaker 2: do all that.

1192
00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:34,000
Speaker 4: I did not doubt a word of it. That's the

1193
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 4: way it's. It's very factually written. And I appreciate. I

1194
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:39,280
Speaker 4: appreciate your work, is what I want to say.

1195
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:42,840
Speaker 1: Can I ask it being from near Wine Country, did

1196
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:46,240
Speaker 1: that Chicken appreciate that hot air balloon ride?

1197
00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:52,120
Speaker 2: No, it did not. So we were in Temecula. Our

1198
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:55,480
Speaker 2: original plan was to give a flightless bird the gift

1199
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:58,920
Speaker 2: of flight and restore dignity to dignity to a bird.

1200
00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:01,200
Speaker 2: So we went to come Central and we said we

1201
00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:06,040
Speaker 2: would like to fly a penguin in a blimp to Alaska.

1202
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:12,000
Speaker 2: Now there's some logistical issues. One is, blimps at maximum

1203
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:14,400
Speaker 2: speed travel about sixteen miles an hour, so it would

1204
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 2: have taken us about a year and a half to

1205
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:20,520
Speaker 2: get there. Right, there's all and we've had land many times.

1206
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:24,120
Speaker 2: They were like no. And then we were like, well,

1207
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:29,080
Speaker 2: can we take an alligator on a zero G jet

1208
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:33,480
Speaker 2: and speed up evolution by making a dinosaur flying outer space?

1209
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,920
Speaker 2: And they said no because it costs two hundred and

1210
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:40,000
Speaker 2: fifty thousand dollars to go on the zero G plane.

1211
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:41,880
Speaker 2: It's a seven forty seven that goes up and then

1212
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:44,560
Speaker 2: goes down. And our idea was that we were going

1213
00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:48,040
Speaker 2: to release an alligator and Kurt into zero gravity at

1214
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:50,439
Speaker 2: the same time and just see if we could speed

1215
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:53,760
Speaker 2: up evolution. And they said no. And then we said, well,

1216
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:55,479
Speaker 2: what if we take a chicken on a hundred balloon?

1217
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:57,400
Speaker 2: And they said, yeah, we can do that, So we

1218
00:59:57,560 --> 01:00:00,919
Speaker 2: got one called snowball. We went to a chicken farm Intomecula,

1219
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:04,080
Speaker 2: and we knew the hot air balloon. I guess down

1220
01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:06,240
Speaker 2: there in the vineyards they a lot of them have

1221
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:11,440
Speaker 2: hot air balloons. And we stood there and grated chickens

1222
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:16,160
Speaker 2: and for personality, for bravery, you know, we wanted a

1223
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:20,880
Speaker 2: courageous one, and we picked one called Snowball and Snowball.

1224
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:23,160
Speaker 2: The reason we picked is because every time we would

1225
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:26,480
Speaker 2: say Snowball would walk towards us. So that was the credentials.

1226
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:27,600
Speaker 4: That's chicken.

1227
01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:29,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1228
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:31,320
Speaker 2: So we brought Snowball on a friend in a cage

1229
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:34,640
Speaker 2: the next day and Kurt had our top gun and

1230
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:37,520
Speaker 2: a friend so he wouldn't get scared, she wouldn't get scared.

1231
01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:40,840
Speaker 2: And as they're inflating the balloon, we had to shoot

1232
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:43,280
Speaker 2: a little bit of the setup where Kirk goes, I'm

1233
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:45,680
Speaker 2: carpeler and I'm going to tell I'm going to restore

1234
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:47,800
Speaker 2: the gift of flight to a flight the spurd. This

1235
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:51,040
Speaker 2: is Snowball, and he's wearing a top gun one jumpsuit,

1236
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:54,560
Speaker 2: of course, and Snowball instantly shits on him like by

1237
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:58,000
Speaker 2: like like so much like Team American World Police level

1238
01:00:58,040 --> 01:00:59,680
Speaker 2: of fluid, and.

1239
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:02,560
Speaker 4: Which I guess is kind of brave for a chicken.

1240
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:08,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, camera, sure, that's brave. That's a brave hurt. And

1241
01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:11,120
Speaker 2: then when we got up there hotter balloons. Have you

1242
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:12,480
Speaker 2: guys ever been in a hotter balloon?

1243
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:13,920
Speaker 4: I've never desired.

1244
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:16,240
Speaker 5: It's my dream. I want to I.

1245
01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:19,040
Speaker 2: Oh, all, Karen, I'll do it. We can do it.

1246
01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:22,960
Speaker 2: Let's do I would love to enjoyable.

1247
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:23,880
Speaker 5: When quarantine's officially over.

1248
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:30,360
Speaker 2: Yes, they rise really really fast, and they're besides, when

1249
01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:34,360
Speaker 2: they're revving the giant you know, flamethrower above your head

1250
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:37,160
Speaker 2: that sounds like an earthquake. Once that's off, it's silent,

1251
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:39,680
Speaker 2: and so they're go, you guys ready, and Kurt's holding

1252
01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:42,720
Speaker 2: this chicken and then it goes from probably one hundred

1253
01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:45,800
Speaker 2: feet to two hundred feet in maybe like five seconds,

1254
01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:47,680
Speaker 2: and then he goes, how, how do you guys want

1255
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:50,280
Speaker 2: to go? We're like, well, what's normal? He's like two

1256
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:52,400
Speaker 2: thousand feet and we're like okay. He goes, well, why

1257
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:53,880
Speaker 2: don't we start at one thousand and see how the

1258
01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:56,360
Speaker 2: chicken does? And then I have all these beautiful photos

1259
01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:59,320
Speaker 2: are just Curt in this chicken, just staring out at

1260
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:00,880
Speaker 2: the sunrise, because you do it in the morning when

1261
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:03,360
Speaker 2: it's not windy. And then he goes, you guys, want

1262
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:07,560
Speaker 2: me to touch that grape vine. We're like what. He goes,

1263
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:09,800
Speaker 2: I can lower the basket and just brush the top

1264
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:12,240
Speaker 2: of that grape vine on top of a hill. So

1265
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:16,120
Speaker 2: he switches, he stops gassing it, and the wind takes

1266
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:18,720
Speaker 2: us and we just brush the top of a grape vine.

1267
01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:22,440
Speaker 2: And then he goes, what's your name again? I goes Scottie.

1268
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:24,120
Speaker 2: He goes, and we have two camera guys because you're

1269
01:02:24,120 --> 01:02:28,479
Speaker 2: shooting on actual video, And he goes, do you feel

1270
01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:30,440
Speaker 2: comfortable jumping out of this? And I was like, what

1271
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:32,240
Speaker 2: do you mean. He goes, well, you can't really land

1272
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:34,000
Speaker 2: a hot air balloon. You just have to crash a

1273
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,040
Speaker 2: hot air balloon. He's like, our team's going to be there,

1274
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:38,480
Speaker 2: but we need somebody if we go into the field

1275
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:40,800
Speaker 2: to jump out and then grab one of the ropes.

1276
01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:42,880
Speaker 2: And Kurt was like, do you feel comfortable? I was like,

1277
01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:44,600
Speaker 2: of course. I was like, versus what.

1278
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:48,760
Speaker 4: That's how they always do it. Someone has to jump

1279
01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:50,080
Speaker 4: out and grab a rope.

1280
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:52,880
Speaker 5: Also, they ask you while you're in the air. They

1281
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:54,040
Speaker 5: don't ask you before.

1282
01:02:54,120 --> 01:02:56,960
Speaker 4: I guess. Yeah. You see those big wicker baskets, they

1283
01:02:56,960 --> 01:02:58,600
Speaker 4: never have wheels on them.

1284
01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:00,640
Speaker 5: Noone's ropes.

1285
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:03,600
Speaker 2: So they have a team that pulls up to the

1286
01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:06,080
Speaker 2: closest road. They kind of know the cornfield they're gonna

1287
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:08,800
Speaker 2: or the soybean field they're going to crash into, but

1288
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:11,360
Speaker 2: then they don't know exactly where it is because there's

1289
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:14,600
Speaker 2: no steering. And so I was like okay, and then

1290
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:16,880
Speaker 2: he's like, wait for it. And so we're getting close

1291
01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:20,160
Speaker 2: and you're coming down like you're sailing, and he goes now,

1292
01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:22,840
Speaker 2: So I jumped and rolled and then grabbed the closest

1293
01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:24,680
Speaker 2: rope and then his team comes running. I mean, it

1294
01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:27,240
Speaker 2: doesn't drag you. It's once you get it, you get it.

1295
01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:30,600
Speaker 2: But it was like, oh yeah, this is if you

1296
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,280
Speaker 2: think of the luxury of it. If you think of

1297
01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:36,400
Speaker 2: like we're gonna go in a romantic sunrise and then

1298
01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:38,560
Speaker 2: somebody at the end of that thing, unless they bring

1299
01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:40,640
Speaker 2: their first mate with them, is diving out of that

1300
01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:43,240
Speaker 2: in a soybean field and then getting rope burn on

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01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:46,000
Speaker 2: their hands and then going to Denny. It's like it

1302
01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:47,280
Speaker 2: was it was great. I would do it again in

1303
01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:50,400
Speaker 2: a heartbeat. And then they take you to the vineyard

1304
01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:52,640
Speaker 2: at nine am and you just start drinking wine and

1305
01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:55,120
Speaker 2: we're not winder so we're just drinking white wine like

1306
01:03:55,160 --> 01:03:58,640
Speaker 2: it's going out of style. Best day of my life.

1307
01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:02,960
Speaker 1: I never see it was my dream to do it

1308
01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:04,360
Speaker 1: until I heard that part where.

1309
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:06,560
Speaker 2: I'm just like, yeah, I'll jump.

1310
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:10,400
Speaker 4: I just don't like being not at all in control,

1311
01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:13,000
Speaker 4: and it's it seems like you even said you can't

1312
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:17,240
Speaker 4: even steer the thing. You're just being taken out of

1313
01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:20,400
Speaker 4: your control by a balloon with that fire above your head.

1314
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:24,320
Speaker 4: I don't like that part either. No, that's that's a Hindenburgh.

1315
01:04:25,360 --> 01:04:30,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just I think they know the general direction. Also,

1316
01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:33,600
Speaker 2: Wine Country was funny because it's you know, houses are

1317
01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:35,920
Speaker 2: very far apart, or the vineyards are very far apart,

1318
01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:40,080
Speaker 2: but because you're in southern California. I remember vividly flying

1319
01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:43,560
Speaker 2: over a house that had a halfpipe and a bunch

1320
01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:47,480
Speaker 2: of balls and a Monster Energy drink symbol painted in

1321
01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:50,360
Speaker 2: the middle of there's something wow, like you can never

1322
01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:51,840
Speaker 2: get away. But I think it was like.

1323
01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:57,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, if it's to Mecula, Yeah it was

1324
01:04:57,040 --> 01:05:02,760
Speaker 4: any one of the uh metal Malitia. Yeah, that guy

1325
01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:07,360
Speaker 4: has punched me in the stomach twice without me I'm like,

1326
01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:15,160
Speaker 4: that's how Houdini died. Those guys are lunatics, makes sense.

1327
01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:18,280
Speaker 4: I used to pix down that whole monster energy drink

1328
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:22,560
Speaker 4: world and I don't miss it often. No, God, that

1329
01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:26,920
Speaker 4: is what what Snowball's friend happy to see was the chicken.

1330
01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:29,840
Speaker 4: I want to just imagine the chicken waiting for his

1331
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:33,320
Speaker 4: friend and then being happy to see that he's landed safely.

1332
01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:36,920
Speaker 2: Totally happy. No chicken got injured at all. Yeah, like,

1333
01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:39,919
Speaker 2: did not crap on Kurt again during the flag. Yeah. Yeah,

1334
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:43,080
Speaker 2: I have some beautiful photos of them really just bonding

1335
01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:46,040
Speaker 2: as two creatures on the same planet at the same

1336
01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:49,880
Speaker 2: time they Snowball was restored. We took them back to

1337
01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:55,160
Speaker 2: the chicken farm. In Snowball's mind, nothing happened. Yeah, Snowballs

1338
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:59,680
Speaker 2: maybe didn't know you were flying, not a clue. Snowball

1339
01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:04,120
Speaker 2: was just just blended right back in and did what chickens.

1340
01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:07,400
Speaker 1: Do because that's why chickens. Chickens don't fly, because they

1341
01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:10,200
Speaker 1: don't appreciate what they have when they're up there. Yeah.

1342
01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:14,760
Speaker 1: God was like, forget it. You're ungrateful and you're not smart.

1343
01:06:14,920 --> 01:06:15,640
Speaker 1: You don't get to.

1344
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:18,280
Speaker 4: The gift of flight was taken away by the Lord

1345
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:20,320
Speaker 4: because they the Lord Jesus Christ.

1346
01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:22,200
Speaker 5: This is my quick Christian corner.

1347
01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:24,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, so we hope you don't mind right.

1348
01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:28,240
Speaker 5: It's sorry, Scott, I forgot to tell you.

1349
01:06:27,920 --> 01:06:31,560
Speaker 2: I love that. Yeah, the chicken did mind it. The

1350
01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:34,400
Speaker 2: chicken was a seven foot man that can't slam dunk,

1351
01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:36,880
Speaker 2: and it was just like I probably could if I tried,

1352
01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:39,560
Speaker 2: but you know, I'm just gonna stay right all right.

1353
01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:41,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, forget it.

1354
01:06:42,120 --> 01:06:44,120
Speaker 4: I would love to see those photos if we could

1355
01:06:44,120 --> 01:06:46,120
Speaker 4: get them, that would be great also, So I'm sure,

1356
01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:47,240
Speaker 4: thank you, thank you.

1357
01:06:48,040 --> 01:06:51,960
Speaker 1: This has been a wonderful chunk of the time.

1358
01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:54,720
Speaker 5: Gone, I know this this very quick.

1359
01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:57,920
Speaker 4: That's always that's the sign of a good episode. Did

1360
01:06:57,960 --> 01:07:00,240
Speaker 4: you know that when you don't really.

1361
01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:03,080
Speaker 2: Yeah? Did you know that, Karen?

1362
01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:08,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, when it flies by due to fun.

1363
01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:12,800
Speaker 1: Dude, to fun, like a hot air balloon out of control.

1364
01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:16,480
Speaker 4: Why would you want to kiss the tops of a

1365
01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:19,320
Speaker 4: vineyard with the basket? That sounds dangerous.

1366
01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:21,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't know what we were getting into. We

1367
01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:23,720
Speaker 2: just said yet at that point you just said yes,

1368
01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:25,880
Speaker 2: you said like, should we go into the sun. I'd

1369
01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:28,440
Speaker 2: be like, eraser, there, Bud, let's do this.

1370
01:07:30,120 --> 01:07:31,160
Speaker 5: Have you waited really quick?

1371
01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:34,800
Speaker 1: Have you guys gone on soaring over California at California

1372
01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:38,440
Speaker 1: Adventure at Disneyland, because there's a ride where you actually

1373
01:07:38,480 --> 01:07:41,880
Speaker 1: do that. It's the best ride. It's the best ride

1374
01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:44,920
Speaker 1: of any ride ever. And you're basically kind of in

1375
01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:47,960
Speaker 1: this you know, like a long thing. It's almost like

1376
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:52,520
Speaker 1: a baskety chair thing, and you they basically on an

1377
01:07:52,520 --> 01:07:56,320
Speaker 1: Imax screen. They fly you up and into this huge

1378
01:07:56,320 --> 01:08:00,080
Speaker 1: screen that actually curves around you. So when you go

1379
01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:02,600
Speaker 1: into it, it starts and I think you're flying over

1380
01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:05,400
Speaker 1: the Golden Gate Bridge and it really feels like you

1381
01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:08,040
Speaker 1: personally are flying over it. And then it takes you

1382
01:08:08,080 --> 01:08:10,040
Speaker 1: in all these places and when you fly over a

1383
01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:13,200
Speaker 1: vineyards you can smell grapes. Oh wow, like they do

1384
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:15,840
Speaker 1: kind of sense. It's the it's my favorite ride. And

1385
01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:18,599
Speaker 1: they I think they now it's flying over the world,

1386
01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:20,599
Speaker 1: so you you're going over other places.

1387
01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:23,599
Speaker 5: But the California one is really gorgeous. It's really good.

1388
01:08:23,680 --> 01:08:25,880
Speaker 4: I love that sensory stuff they do, like on the

1389
01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:28,920
Speaker 4: Honey I Shrunk the kids experience when the dog would

1390
01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:32,519
Speaker 4: sneeze and water would spray from the seat in front

1391
01:08:32,520 --> 01:08:34,800
Speaker 4: of you and your yes, it's like, oh, it's real,

1392
01:08:34,880 --> 01:08:35,559
Speaker 4: dog's alive.

1393
01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:37,599
Speaker 2: What an experience.

1394
01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:39,040
Speaker 3: Her bit.

1395
01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:40,400
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1396
01:08:40,439 --> 01:08:43,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, well scot do you have anything else just to

1397
01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:45,440
Speaker 1: plug besides bananas?

1398
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:49,120
Speaker 2: Uh, We're doing a live bananas on February six, called

1399
01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:52,599
Speaker 2: the Bananas Bonanza. You can go to Bananas Live dot

1400
01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:54,759
Speaker 2: com and it's gonna be Kurt and I doing basically

1401
01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:58,599
Speaker 2: a full version of the show as if we could

1402
01:08:58,600 --> 01:09:00,960
Speaker 2: tour it, but just us in his garage during the

1403
01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:05,280
Speaker 2: best we can do during the great quarantine. But that

1404
01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:06,960
Speaker 2: should be really fun. And other than that, No, thank

1405
01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:08,879
Speaker 2: you so much for having me. This was the most

1406
01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:10,680
Speaker 2: I've felt like I was hanging out with friends in

1407
01:09:10,720 --> 01:09:15,000
Speaker 2: a bar since this started. So thanks. I really appreciate it.

1408
01:09:15,280 --> 01:09:16,839
Speaker 2: A fun chat. It's funny.

1409
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:21,200
Speaker 4: I put on socks that matched my shoes for this,

1410
01:09:22,280 --> 01:09:26,760
Speaker 4: thank you, because yeah, I anticipated it's feeling like going somewhere.

1411
01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:28,520
Speaker 4: I got dressed.

1412
01:09:28,240 --> 01:09:31,560
Speaker 1: Adida socks, Adida shoes or same color like you.

1413
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:34,080
Speaker 5: You're the paint in your kitchen and your refrigerator.

1414
01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:38,599
Speaker 4: They're purple vans and the socks have a little purple

1415
01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:39,360
Speaker 4: in them. That's all.

1416
01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:41,320
Speaker 5: Don't be afraid to lift your leg up and show

1417
01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:42,120
Speaker 5: it right on the zoom.

1418
01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:44,639
Speaker 4: It's hard to get it into the camera.

1419
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:49,760
Speaker 5: You can do it. You can stay.

1420
01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:54,160
Speaker 2: They're half cabs. They're half cab cabs better.

1421
01:09:54,160 --> 01:09:57,200
Speaker 4: They're so comfortable. I just pulled my groin. I knew

1422
01:09:57,200 --> 01:09:59,960
Speaker 4: it would happen. I'm in terrible shape. It's hard to

1423
01:10:00,040 --> 01:10:00,639
Speaker 4: get your stick.

1424
01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:04,599
Speaker 2: Stick it in your new fridge. You'll be fin it's on.

1425
01:10:04,479 --> 01:10:08,240
Speaker 4: The way just four more weeks. Meanwhile, I can't have

1426
01:10:08,320 --> 01:10:13,439
Speaker 4: any perishables. I don't have a refrigerator. That's well.

1427
01:10:13,479 --> 01:10:15,960
Speaker 5: You had to support moms and pops, didn't you.

1428
01:10:16,160 --> 01:10:21,920
Speaker 4: Gods they weren't even that good. Well, and thank you

1429
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:24,400
Speaker 4: for me as well, Scottie Karen said, thank you, And

1430
01:10:24,479 --> 01:10:26,880
Speaker 4: so I wanted to say thank you for being on

1431
01:10:27,400 --> 01:10:28,120
Speaker 4: this episode.

1432
01:10:28,960 --> 01:10:31,120
Speaker 2: Pleasure is mine And if you need a last two

1433
01:10:31,200 --> 01:10:33,200
Speaker 2: minute guest, just text me and I'll just come on

1434
01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:36,760
Speaker 2: unprepared and I'll be ready to rumble.

1435
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:39,120
Speaker 4: And we'll probably take you up on that. So thank you,

1436
01:10:39,280 --> 01:10:44,479
Speaker 4: thank you, definitely well you've been listening to Do you

1437
01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:47,200
Speaker 4: need a ride? D y n? Hey?

1438
01:10:47,360 --> 01:11:00,559
Speaker 3: Are I you want way bad either? There does matter

1439
01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:05,040
Speaker 3: how much baggage you claim. Give us time and a

1440
01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:06,680
Speaker 3: Turmanol and gay.

1441
01:11:07,880 --> 01:11:11,880
Speaker 1: We want to send you off in style. Do you

1442
01:11:12,120 --> 01:11:17,120
Speaker 1: want to welcome you back home? Tell us all about

1443
01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:19,280
Speaker 1: ity scared he was it fine?

1444
01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:22,240
Speaker 3: Malcorn?

1445
01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:39,160
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1446
01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:43,080
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1447
01:11:43,720 --> 01:11:45,040
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

1448
01:11:45,720 --> 01:11:49,519
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1449
01:11:50,439 --> 01:11:51,040
Speaker 6: To ride?

1450
01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:55,640
Speaker 2: Do you need.

1451
01:11:58,840 --> 01:11:59,880
Speaker 4: With Karen and Chris

1452
01:12:01,640 --> 01:12:01,840
Speaker 1: Four