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Speaker 2: Hi, what's up? Girlfriend? What's up? I never called you

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Speaker 2: girlfriend before in my life. Yeah?

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Speaker 1: No, girlfriend, Yeah that was it doesn't maybe one of

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Speaker 1: the whitest things you've done.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah it was cute. No, but you're wrong, but

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Speaker 2: I'm not wrong.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, what's up?

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Speaker 2: Girlfriend?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no no. We're starting out strong,

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Speaker 1: no killing it already.

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Speaker 2: Yeah strong. We were just talking. I get to fly.

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Speaker 1: Today and I'm so excited for its government shutdown?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I is anyone even? Is anyone even in the

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Speaker 2: tower these or is it just like?

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Speaker 1: Are we all keeping the windows open on the plane

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Speaker 1: And they're like, holler if you see something?

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: I guess how I don't know, man, And I've got

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Speaker 3: I'm going to Vegas next week for the new Kids,

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Speaker 3: so I have my East Coast friends are flying in

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Speaker 3: Atlanta JFK, like all of the major airports are, and

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're canceling a lot of flights now too.

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Speaker 1: They're getting rid of tons of flights into all the

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Speaker 3: I'm stressed about it and I'm not even flying anywhere,

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Speaker 2: Just like, look, me and my little carry on. Yeah

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Speaker 2: be okay, you'll be fine.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they'll be fine, So no problem.

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Speaker 1: But it should be fun, going to do some fun

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Speaker 2: Christine Lican is going to be there with me.

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Speaker 1: It's me and Christine and the guys from the Parent

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Speaker 1: Lounge and we're doing it like a live Oh cool stands.

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Speaker 3: That Yeah great, that's it'll be great.

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Speaker 2: And we get there. Yeah, yeah, once we.

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Speaker 1: Get there, because I think it's also like a two

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Speaker 1: and automobiles kind of dah dear.

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Speaker 2: For sure. I brought yeah snacks, bring chargers like ever,

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Speaker 1: Chargers just in case in case I need to charge

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Speaker 1: my iPad and my phone.

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Speaker 2: You know you're out of things.

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Speaker 3: Yeah no, no, you gotta prepar to be to live

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Speaker 2: As long as you Oh god, fun. How's your week? Then,

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Speaker 2: how was uh, how was your Halloween?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Hell it was Haven's. No, that was this week.

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Speaker 3: No, no, that was Friday, Friday. It was fine, It

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Speaker 3: wasn't It didn't even feel like Halloween because my kids

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Speaker 3: Brown made Mummy Dogs. It was, you know, just a quiet,

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Speaker 2: Little is great?

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Speaker 3: But she's still on daylight savings time, right, And this dog,

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Speaker 1: having a completely different experience with it this year.

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Speaker 3: So well, I am too this year because the dog

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Speaker 2: The dog doesn't want an extra hour of sleep.

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Speaker 3: I do, but the dog is still in daylight savings

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Speaker 2: What do we do today?

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, no, I wake up at a one

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Speaker 1: Right, I wish I was as excited as my dog

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Speaker 2: That's okay. She's cute, she's worth.

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Speaker 1: It, right, But I am why they made them cute

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Speaker 1: She's basically where we were where we are now when

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Speaker 2: Perry menopause right started elephant talk to me right right?

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Speaker 2: And now little is like, Hi, I'm a teenager. Oh

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Speaker 2: my god, that's gonna be great, right, Yes, not craziness. Craziness.

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Speaker 1: We had so many trick or treaters. Oh yeah, because

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Speaker 1: attracted people. Yes, we got the entire fifth grade class

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Speaker 1: And yeah, they all came to my house.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. I felt like they were no, they

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Speaker 2: And but then they.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I was so I was trying to

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Speaker 2: They just tapped us out. Yeah, but we did get

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Speaker 1: Like right, like before it was even dark dark, like

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Speaker 3: You're known as the Werewolf House now and.

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Speaker 2: I'm now now, forever and ever, I had me and

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Speaker 2: the way to do it every year.

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Speaker 3: Now they have expectations, but.

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Speaker 1: It was just some I definitely I built my nightmare

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Speaker 1: before Christmas. Legos and I watched the ed Gan Netflix show.

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Speaker 2: Oh, how is that is that? It's good?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm on the Lyle and Eric Menendez Monsters.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, that's a good I watched that whenever it

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, it's it's really good.

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Speaker 3: And crime.

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Speaker 2: I watched The Murdoch I'm watching The murdochs on.

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Speaker 3: I haven't watched last Night, so don't say anything if

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Speaker 1: Okay, so I didn't know. I didn't know there's a

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Speaker 3: The acting is so good, guys, it's so good. I

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Speaker 1: No, it's so when I Patricia Clark and Patricia Arquette

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Speaker 1: Been a couple of scenes where it's like it's almost

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's very uncomfortable.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh it's it's so good though. The acting is great,

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Speaker 3: It's it makes me feel better about my own family actually,

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Speaker 2: Kind of like it's just so bad and everything. I know,

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Speaker 1: So I mean every family is crazy in their own way, right,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, watching this is just like, oh my god, Yeah, anyway,

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 3: That just sounds like ideal self care, right.

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Speaker 2: I was like, don't talk to me. Leave. After the

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Speaker 2: like chaotic three weeks I had or whatever, it was just.

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Speaker 1: Like one stupid thing after another, had a lot of

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Speaker 1: Maybe it was Saturday, I don't remember one. I think

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Speaker 1: it was Sunday. I just was in my office for

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Speaker 1: like seven hours alone. I was like, no, I'm not driving,

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing I'm not going. Nobody asked me anything.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the best. That's the best. Yeah, just leave

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Speaker 3: The dog is allowed in. But that's it, right, right,

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Speaker 3: the dog and that can actually talk.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, No, not actual conversation.

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Speaker 3: Great, right, just you and your thoughts and your legos

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Speaker 3: and uh whatever music you.

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Speaker 2: Put on in yeah, heaven. All right, that's so great.

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Speaker 3: Well, let's get into this because we have an exciting

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Speaker 1: So I coming up and I got to go get

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Speaker 3: Welcome back to how Rude Tanner Ritos. I'm Andrea Barber

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Speaker 3: and I'm Jody Sweeten, and today we're discussing season five,

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Speaker 3: episode twenty one, Yours Mine and Ours. It originally aired

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Speaker 3: March third, nineteen ninety two, and it goes a little

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Jesse, with this, you can get with that.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I could do the whole box Chi songs we want,

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Speaker 3: No, yeah, use all, yeah, not today, not today. Jesse

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Speaker 3: Jesse imagines them as teenagers a dream sequence.

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Speaker 2: Oh gotta love a good dream sequence.

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Speaker 3: Meanwhile, Danny and Joey tried to make peace between the

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Speaker 3: Just And of course there is a film of the

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Speaker 3: in nineteen sixty eight, starring Lucille Ball and Henry Fonda,

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Speaker 2: They go on a date. There's there's this is basically

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Speaker 3: This episode was directed by joel's Wick. It was written

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Speaker 3: by Stacy Hurr. And we have a lot of great

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Speaker 3: guest stars. We've got to Devin Odessa as Shelley Phillips,

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Speaker 3: you know her best awesome hat.

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Speaker 3: Those were so cool, those hats. I was envious of those.

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Speaker 1: I remember you had a hat like that. I remember it.

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Speaker 2: There's going to be stars after happening. Yeah, chapeaus if

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Speaker 3: So Devin Odessa, you know her best as Sharon Chirski

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Speaker 2: They were like, you know what, too many children on

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Speaker 3: Hey, the world is small. That is so funny, fantastic.

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Speaker 3: I got all of the the Iowins episode just pure,

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Speaker 2: Always fun to come home too, right, this is very relatable.

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Speaker 3: He was less stressful at work than it is at home.

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Speaker 3: Danny thinks that they're just coming to say hi, so

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're just urinated fear. Right, mister Woodchuck chimes in,

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Speaker 3: and Michelle responds with her signature oh please, with a

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Speaker 3: Family Fun Night.

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Speaker 1: Nothing says fun like naming it, you know, with your family. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Right, this is the worst opening, Danny, the worst.

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Speaker 3: The girls and Joey look less than enthused, but Danny

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Speaker 1: Right, I was like, you look incredible to do laundry.

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Speaker 2: No, she had perfectly curled hair.

445
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:52,440
Speaker 3: Yeah it was She's Becky with the hair.

446
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:52,760
Speaker 2: Yeah.

447
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:57,480
Speaker 3: Danny feels awkward. We all feel awkward. Becky reminds her husband,

448
00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:01,560
Speaker 3: my mother simply suggested that we use cornstarch when we

449
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:02,639
Speaker 3: diaper the boys.

450
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:04,480
Speaker 2: Jesse argues, we.

451
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:07,119
Speaker 3: Want to keep the boys dry, not grow crops in

452
00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:08,080
Speaker 3: their underpants.

453
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,879
Speaker 1: Turns out Becky's mom was right, though, because that talcum

454
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:15,359
Speaker 1: powder had cancer causing things in it. Oh yeah, actually

455
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,280
Speaker 1: turn out to not be so great for babies. So

456
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:23,800
Speaker 1: when one for Becky's mom, Nedra was rightause she always

457
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:24,560
Speaker 1: listened to Nedra.

458
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:28,440
Speaker 3: So Danny interrupts this fight and suggests that they need

459
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:31,840
Speaker 3: a little dose of Tanner family fun and invites them

460
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:35,480
Speaker 3: in the twins out to dinner. Jesse agrees, but Becky

461
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,480
Speaker 3: says they'll pass. She points out, we don't want the

462
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:41,320
Speaker 3: boys going out to a restaurant during cold and flu season.

463
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:45,360
Speaker 3: Jesse accuses her of babying them, and she simply states

464
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:49,480
Speaker 3: they are babies. Danny tries to encourage them. Are you

465
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,520
Speaker 3: sure you don't want to come? We're gonna sing show

466
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:56,320
Speaker 3: tunes all the way there, and Jesse quickly backtracks. You know,

467
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,240
Speaker 3: when you put it that way, why take a chance

468
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:01,639
Speaker 3: during cold and flu season. We'll have to pass. Becky

469
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:04,080
Speaker 3: nods an agreement, and they grab their laundry basket before

470
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:06,720
Speaker 3: rushing out of the room. Danny calls out for the

471
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,600
Speaker 3: rest of his family to get downstairs, saying, it's Tanner

472
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:10,520
Speaker 3: Family fun time.

473
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,640
Speaker 2: What is now where you got that this morning?

474
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:13,760
Speaker 1: For?

475
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:14,879
Speaker 2: Okay?

476
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:19,439
Speaker 3: I stole it from Danny. Danny says, what do you

477
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:22,440
Speaker 3: want to eat? Each family member has a different answer.

478
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:26,800
Speaker 3: Joey wants pizza, DJ wants burgers, Stephanie wants tacos, and

479
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:29,640
Speaker 3: Michelle needs her emotional support chocolate cake.

480
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:33,480
Speaker 1: Right, I gotta say, though Stephanie always wants tacos, I

481
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,440
Speaker 1: always want tacos.

482
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:37,080
Speaker 2: Tacos. These are great. I don't mind any of these

483
00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:38,240
Speaker 2: healing food.

484
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,160
Speaker 1: This does sound like an evening at my house when

485
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,520
Speaker 1: we're like, okay, what are we going to order? Like

486
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,680
Speaker 1: we're not making dinner night, what are we ordering? And

487
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:47,960
Speaker 1: it's like everyone wants something different. I'm like, never mind,

488
00:22:48,359 --> 00:22:50,159
Speaker 1: this is when you need to go to like a food.

489
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:51,359
Speaker 2: Court or something you don't like.

490
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:53,480
Speaker 3: Everybody, just get what you want. We'll meet back here

491
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:57,960
Speaker 3: in an hour. So Danny jokingly responds, no problem, I'll

492
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:01,760
Speaker 3: just find a Mexican Italian burger and cake emporium.

493
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:05,280
Speaker 2: She's cake factory.

494
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:10,240
Speaker 1: Got everything, the nineteen foot tall chocolate cake, a burner

495
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:11,480
Speaker 1: the size of your head.

496
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:15,920
Speaker 3: Yes, gosh, man, they do have everything there, there's there.

497
00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:20,639
Speaker 3: You're not wrong. So next we're at a pirate themed restaurant.

498
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:23,119
Speaker 3: I don't think we ever learned the name of this restaurant.

499
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:24,399
Speaker 3: Oh it's Pirate Co.

500
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:26,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it says it right line here

501
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:29,240
Speaker 1: actually says. The Tanners show up to a restaurant called

502
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:30,080
Speaker 1: Pirate Cove.

503
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't mind. I see myself for much. But I

504
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:37,920
Speaker 2: didn't see that if I had just read a little

505
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:43,160
Speaker 2: bit further. The Tanners show up to a restaurant called

506
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:43,760
Speaker 2: Pirate Co.

507
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:48,400
Speaker 3: Oh my god, raw, and Danny's the only one who's

508
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:53,479
Speaker 3: excited about it. Joey does admire the lifelike pirates that

509
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:56,440
Speaker 3: are placed around the room. He goes to touch one,

510
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,680
Speaker 3: and it ends up being a real human being.

511
00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:03,359
Speaker 1: Bruce Baum creepy though they put the cannikins in the pack.

512
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:06,120
Speaker 3: Yes, and they look like bruce Baum like they were.

513
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:08,600
Speaker 3: They look the hair, they look.

514
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,240
Speaker 2: Like rejects from Pirates of the Caribbean.

515
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,600
Speaker 1: They were like, oh no, we can't put that in there,

516
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:13,520
Speaker 1: but we could throw it in the.

517
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 3: Pirate cop The Pirates of the Caribbean pirates aren't even lifelike.

518
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:18,120
Speaker 3: They're just very right.

519
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:21,120
Speaker 2: I mean, I haven't been a wax figures.

520
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 3: Yo ho yo, I've been singing that song all week.

521
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 3: So the pirate welcomes them to the restaurant and leads

522
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:34,000
Speaker 3: them to their table. DJ cringes at her surroundings. Dad,

523
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 3: this is so lame. What if my friends see me here?

524
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,880
Speaker 3: Danny responds, well, that would make them just as lame

525
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,879
Speaker 3: as you, wouldn't it. He puts on his best pirate

526
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:45,800
Speaker 3: voice and laughs, yo ho ho, got you there. Maybe

527
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 3: They sit down and the pirate waiter gives Stephanie a

528
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:53,359
Speaker 3: kitty menu. She glares at the man and says, how rude.

529
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:56,639
Speaker 3: On the other hand, Michelle is happy with her kitty menu.

530
00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,719
Speaker 3: She boasts that it has puzzles. Stephanie ro her eyes

531
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:06,720
Speaker 3: connect the dots very challenging, and Michelle insists, don't worry,

532
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:12,840
Speaker 3: I'll help you. It was a great exchange. Meanwhile, Joey

533
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,879
Speaker 3: glances at the menu it admits he doesn't want seafood.

534
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 3: He asks the waiter if they have any pizza. The

535
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:23,200
Speaker 3: pirate waiter breaks character to tell him maybe he didn't

536
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 3: notice the boat pal, but we kind of got a

537
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,960
Speaker 3: seafood thing going on here.

538
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, Joey's just like a kid.

539
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 3: He wants the one thing. That's like, if we came

540
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:34,520
Speaker 3: here for a reason, come on in.

541
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,639
Speaker 1: It was like my my grandpa Sweeten when he was

542
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 1: getting near the end and he we took him to

543
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:43,400
Speaker 1: Marie Calendars, which has pies, and he would not give

544
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:47,200
Speaker 1: up asking for chocolate cake every time. The waitress came

545
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,720
Speaker 1: and would ask her, like, are you sure you don't

546
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,240
Speaker 1: have any chart pick? We're like, no, We're pretty sure.

547
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:59,919
Speaker 2: Calendars. Yeah, like Michelle's grandma.

548
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,160
Speaker 3: Michelle is the same person here.

549
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:02,560
Speaker 1: You know.

550
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,240
Speaker 2: It's so funny.

551
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:10,119
Speaker 3: So then bruce Baum turns up his pirate voice and says,

552
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 3: but I'll go up to the galley and see if

553
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 3: I can drum you up a sliver of dried salted beef.

554
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:18,679
Speaker 3: He's really he really is doing the most here like

555
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 3: he's just turned it up.

556
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:20,960
Speaker 2: To a ten.

557
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 3: He is, yes, So Danny decides they should all get

558
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,919
Speaker 3: into the pirate spirit, so he places one of the

559
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 3: complimentary pirate hats on his head. Dj tells him he

560
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:36,639
Speaker 3: looks like a dweeb, and Danny challenges her, I'm a

561
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 3: dweb having fun. You know why, because everything is more

562
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:41,119
Speaker 3: fun with a hat on.

563
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,440
Speaker 2: Jay lats yeah.

564
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:47,200
Speaker 3: In response, they all put their matching pirate hats on too,

565
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,680
Speaker 3: and then the waiter returns and asks if they're ready

566
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:52,920
Speaker 3: to order. Stephanie begs her dad to let her order

567
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:57,000
Speaker 3: from the regular menu. He gives in this is Tanner

568
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,879
Speaker 3: Family fun night, and sweetheart, you can have anything you

569
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 3: would like. Stephanie looks through the adult menu and decides

570
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 3: all have the Sunken Treasure, a scrumptious assortment of King

571
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 3: Neptune's favorites from the bottom of the Sea.

572
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 1: Oh, Stephanie, Yeah, it's not say anything about deep fried

573
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:20,400
Speaker 1: their stuff. It's no, yeah, it's it's fresh, fresh from

574
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 1: the bottom of the sea. Danny thinks that it sounds

575
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,880
Speaker 1: like a fun meal until he looks over at Joey's

576
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:31,119
Speaker 1: menu and sees that this meal costs twenty three ninety five,

577
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 1: twenty three dollars ninety.

578
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 2: Your burger meal for that.

579
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:42,240
Speaker 1: Now you're a small burger at twenty three dollars.

580
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't.

581
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 1: Even you can't even spend twenty three dollars at McDonald's.

582
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:48,480
Speaker 2: No, two people, these days.

583
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,679
Speaker 3: You used to be able to order the entire taco

584
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 3: bell menu for like five bucks, and now you can't

585
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 3: even get a taco meal for twenty three bucks.

586
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 1: Yes, they're like, we're the under five dollars menu.

587
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,439
Speaker 2: You're like, this is a deal, right, deal? That's not

588
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:04,119
Speaker 2: a deal, right twenty three ninety five. Those were the days.

589
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 3: So Danny makes a comment to the waiter, boy, fun

590
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 3: doesn't come cheap around here, does it, and the pirate

591
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:14,920
Speaker 3: just urgs in response. Next, Michelle asks for her chocolate cake.

592
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:18,239
Speaker 3: The waiter tells her, oh, a delicious slab nearly as

593
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:22,639
Speaker 3: big as your head, MIHARTI. Michelle reacts, whoa baby, and

594
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 3: then the waiter breaks it to her in his normal voice,

595
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 3: we're all out, and Michelle shouts, what a rip off.

596
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:33,159
Speaker 3: Then a group of teenagers walk in and DJ quickly

597
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 3: ducks under the table and urges her family to follow suit.

598
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 3: She whisper shouts, there are some kids here from my school.

599
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:45,479
Speaker 3: Danny looks up and realizes it's Shelley Phillips, but DJ begs,

600
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 3: please don't do anything to attract attention. On cue, a

601
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 3: group of pirate waiters arrive at the table with a

602
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:55,640
Speaker 3: giant chocolate cake. They place the cake in front of

603
00:28:55,680 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 3: Mi Shelle and sing Happy birthday to a girl named Sarah's.

604
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 2: This always happens at.

605
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:12,720
Speaker 1: The worst moments, you know, like I hate You're.

606
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 2: Like, oh wow, that couldn't have been timed any worse. Right,

607
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 2: Just go away. I have something to tell you.

608
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 1: You are you the person though that that uh has

609
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 1: people come sing at the table?

610
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 2: Do you like it? Do you hate it? Hate it?

611
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 3: Okay, I hate it, hate it. I'll soolo they make

612
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 3: you wear the lice sombrero, like I hate it.

613
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 2: See I it's not that I don't hate it. Whatever.

614
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 1: I think it's hilarious and I do it I to

615
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 1: friends that hate it, although I wouldn't ever do it

616
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 1: to Mescal.

617
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:47,080
Speaker 2: Because I think he would leave me there. But like,

618
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,479
Speaker 2: oh yeah, I have friends that hate it.

619
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 1: Celia hates that, and so you'll say it's her birthday.

620
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 2: Oh you're that friend. Wow, okay, it's not actually their birthday.

621
00:29:57,080 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 1: Oh okay, but you'll want No, that's unnecess But if.

622
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 2: It's their birthday, it's gone.

623
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 3: Well yeah, I mean, if it's their birthday, they deserve

624
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 3: to be celebrated.

625
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 1: It was like Celia went on a bad date and

626
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 1: the guy told them it was her birthday and it

627
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 1: wasn't and it was a sushi restaurant and they tied

628
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 1: a sushi bandana around her head and saying happy birthday.

629
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 2: And she said it was one of the worst dates

630
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 2: of her life. Oh my god, that's instant. No she's

631
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 2: a date.

632
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 3: No no, no, never again, never again, poor Celia.

633
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 2: Oh man.

634
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 3: So Stephanie chimes in, her name's not Sarah, and the

635
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 3: pirates realize they brought the cake to the wrong table.

636
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 3: They quickly take the cake away. Michelle shouts at them

637
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 3: to come back, and then she glares at Stephanie and says,

638
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 3: you have a big mouth. Come on, Steph, this was

639
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 3: free cake. You know.

640
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have said anything. I would have been like, oh.

641
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:56,160
Speaker 3: Bring some extra plates and forks Sarah's family needs. So

642
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, this this pirate's cove. This might

643
00:30:58,600 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 3: be worse than Chuck e Cheese.

644
00:30:59,800 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 1: There.

645
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 2: There is so much going on, it's very I was

646
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 2: stressed out. Yeah, but it's true. You don't have the.

647
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 3: Creepy rat in the on stage singing the whatever they sing.

648
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 3: But I don't know, I just found it very over stimulating.

649
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 3: I would never want to eat at Pirate's Cove. I

650
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:21,360
Speaker 3: don't even like the pirates thing at at knots Erry Farm.

651
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 3: The medieval times like that stresses me out. You wanted

652
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 3: to go to medieval I feel like we've been to

653
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 3: medieval times together.

654
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 2: Have been together. Yeah, it was for my night there. Yes,

655
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 2: you're a birthday party there, yess what it was.

656
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 3: And I feel like the night oh I've been I've

657
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 3: had to go with the girl scouts. Like at least

658
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,200
Speaker 3: they have an open not an open bar, but they

659
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 3: have a bar where you could pay twenty three dollars

660
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:51,600
Speaker 3: for a small dree. But yeah, it's just I don't know, man.

661
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 3: I do like the meal, like you get to eat

662
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 3: the turkey leg with your hands or whatever, and that

663
00:31:56,960 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 3: the meal's not bad, But I don't know entertainment, it's

664
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 3: not Pirates at least. So next in Jesse and Becky's room,

665
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 3: Jesse is back with a baby in one arm and

666
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 3: a pizza box in the other. He tells Becky he

667
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 3: got her favorite pineapple and anchovy.

668
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 2: I don't hate anchovy really, but not with pineapple.

669
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 3: Oh see, I love pineapple.

670
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 1: I like just pine pineapple. I love you pineapple and

671
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 1: the Yeah, that's fine, I am. I know it's a

672
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,720
Speaker 1: controversial opinion, but it's okay. I like it.

673
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 3: I don't think pineapple is as controversial as Anchovy's.

674
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 1: Though.

675
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 3: Do you like the salt?

676
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 2: Like?

677
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 3: What is it about salty?

678
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean I don't order it often, but I

679
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 1: don't mind. I've had them on there and I'm like, oh,

680
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 1: that's a nice little salty tree.

681
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 2: Bobby. I did not know that about you. I'm silently

682
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 2: judging you though. That's fine.

683
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,280
Speaker 3: So Becky walks in with her arms crossed and tells

684
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 3: him he forgot something. Jesse admits he forgot the extra cheese,

685
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 3: but he thinks it's a rip off. Anyways, Becky interrupts him.

686
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 3: I was talking about the hat, the one I asked

687
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:01,239
Speaker 3: you to put on baby if you took him out

688
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 3: in the cold air. Jesse proceeds to lie, saying he

689
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 3: did put the hat on, but it must have fallen

690
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 3: off on his way out. Becky wonders how it ended

691
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 3: up behind a pillow on the couch. Then oh, they

692
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 3: start to bicker. Becky puts a hand on her baby's

693
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 3: head to realize it's freezing. She tells Jesse, my mother

694
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 3: says that sixty percent of the body's heat is lost

695
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 3: through the head, and Jesse argues back, sixty percent of

696
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 3: his body is his head.

697
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:32,240
Speaker 2: He's not wrong. No babies are all they're all head

698
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 2: just head.

699
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 3: Yeah.

700
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 1: Yeah.

701
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,880
Speaker 3: Becky tells him that's why he should be wearing the hat,

702
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 3: and she places the accessory on his bald little head.

703
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 3: Jesse immediately takes the hat off, telling her he doesn't

704
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:47,480
Speaker 3: need to wear it inside because it'll stunt his hair growth.

705
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 3: Becky points out he doesn't have any hair, so this

706
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 3: arguing continues. Becky grabs the phone to call her mother,

707
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 3: who always said a hat on the head keeps a

708
00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 3: child out of bed. He decides to grab the other

709
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 3: phone to call to call his mother too.

710
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 2: I was like, why are there two phones? I'm like,

711
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:08,759
Speaker 2: this is gonna oh there.

712
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 3: Well, I know DJ got her own line, but maybe

713
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 3: that extends to the attic. I don't know.

714
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 1: Well, everyone in the house has their own line. They

715
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 1: have their own line and then the house line. You know,

716
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,920
Speaker 1: they can and they have the inter calm system. They

717
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 1: can call each other.

718
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 3: What is Danny's phone bill per month? Like, I gotta

719
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:35,399
Speaker 3: know there's a lot. So Jesse says that his mom

720
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,359
Speaker 3: had a saying that he always loved too. My boy

721
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:39,480
Speaker 3: is always right.

722
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:43,439
Speaker 2: I don't know how we got here. It's not Nick.

723
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 2: Maybe it's it's the combination.

724
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:46,279
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.

725
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,760
Speaker 3: They both start complaining to their moms on the phone

726
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 3: about the other's behavior, and Becky admits Jesse is too

727
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 3: cavalier with the babies, and Jesse says Becky is really

728
00:34:56,920 --> 00:35:00,040
Speaker 3: over protective. They both hand each other the phone and

729
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:03,360
Speaker 3: say in unison, she wants to talk to you. However,

730
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 3: neither of them want to talk to their in laws.

731
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 3: They eventually give in and swap phones. Jesse asks Becky's

732
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 3: mom if she really said a hat on the head

733
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 3: keeps a child out of bed, and she says yes,

734
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 3: and she tells them another a scarf on the throat

735
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:18,880
Speaker 3: goes great with a coat.

736
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,360
Speaker 2: Of regular doctor Seuss, I really dig.

737
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:25,759
Speaker 3: These scenes, you know, like this is such a mom thing.

738
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 2: To It is right.

739
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:29,719
Speaker 1: I was saying, like someone in Minnesota said this in

740
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 1: like nineteen fifty eight.

741
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, totally this Nebraska, Nedra and ned Nebraska.

742
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 2: This is totally. That's exactly what it is. This is

743
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:40,440
Speaker 2: what I think is.

744
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:44,799
Speaker 3: Becky is just nodding as Irene blabs on the other end,

745
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 3: and eventually both of the moms say they'd like to

746
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:50,760
Speaker 3: talk to each other. Becky and Jesse position the phones

747
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,320
Speaker 3: so that the two moms can hear each other, and

748
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:57,759
Speaker 3: there's loud bickering coming from each end. I gotta say

749
00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 3: I would I would watch a spin off of Jesse

750
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,959
Speaker 3: Becky and their mother in laws like a wood.

751
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,880
Speaker 2: That would just be Nedra and Irene yes.

752
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:10,359
Speaker 1: Pass and then they both gye there fighting to live

753
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:13,400
Speaker 1: in the backyard EIGHTYU move in together?

754
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:16,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you just pitched an idea for a

755
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:17,400
Speaker 3: spin off.

756
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:19,800
Speaker 1: Sorry, it's already at the writer's gille guys, so you

757
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: can't take that idea.

758
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:25,240
Speaker 3: So Jesse doesn't want to put his mom through this anymore,

759
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 3: so he grabs one of the phones and says, doesn't

760
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 3: Becky's mom squawk like a chit? And that's when he

761
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:33,880
Speaker 3: realizes he picked up the wrong phone. He tries to

762
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 3: explain himself to Nedra. No, I didn't say squawk like

763
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:41,400
Speaker 3: a chicken. I said, talks like Charles Dickens. Then he

764
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:44,479
Speaker 3: takes both phones and says the infamous Charles Dickens line,

765
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 3: God bless us everyone, and hangs out each to both

766
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:47,880
Speaker 3: of them.

767
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, Becky hears.

768
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,759
Speaker 3: Alex Cooeen in the nursery and begins to walk towards him,

769
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 3: but Jesse stops her. You can't go charging into the

770
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 3: room every time the kid makes the slightest peep.

771
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,320
Speaker 1: I mean, she did seem a little high strong at this,

772
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:01,759
Speaker 1: Like the kid made a nooise and she was like,

773
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, Becky.

774
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 3: They both were a little You're both a little extreme

775
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 3: ends and I.

776
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:11,439
Speaker 2: Mean not like they ever do that, So this is true.

777
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 2: He's strange.

778
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:13,880
Speaker 3: Well, Becky's a new mom, Like I cut her a

779
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,840
Speaker 3: lot more slack just because we're.

780
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,840
Speaker 2: All just crazy, Jesse, you know what I mean, she

781
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 2: basically has three kids. I really feel for her. Yeah, yes,

782
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 2: and you know what, You're right right.

783
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 3: So Becky shrugs him off and says watch me, before

784
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:30,439
Speaker 3: going to Alex's crib and picking him up, and Jesse

785
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 3: accuses her of doing this just to annoy him. I

786
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 3: would do this thing all.

787
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:41,320
Speaker 1: About you, Jesus, you're just the baby to annoy.

788
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 3: No, he's crying, he's he has a need. So you

789
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:54,359
Speaker 3: for the baby, yes, exactly. As Becky comforts Alex, Jesse

790
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 3: grabs Nikki and brings him into the nursery. He tells Becky,

791
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:00,800
Speaker 3: you're treating them like mama's boys. He's got to stand

792
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 3: on his own two feet. Becky argues, he doesn't even

793
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 3: know he has two feet. Babies need to feel secure.

794
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 3: Their personalities are affected by every decision we make. Jesse agrees,

795
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,840
Speaker 3: they've got to be cool, so the boys grow up

796
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,440
Speaker 3: to be cool. He believes that these kids were born

797
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 3: to be wild. Oh boy, here we go. Becky corrects him,

798
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 3: they were born to be little gentlemen, and Jesse sarcastically

799
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 3: tells her that would make a great tattoo. Then he

800
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 3: accuses her of turning the kids into little whims.

801
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:36,759
Speaker 2: They're the infant's, Jesse, infants. They can't infants. They hide

802
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 2: a motorcycle A lah, doctor, dare you know what I mean?

803
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:42,239
Speaker 2: Like they just calm down.

804
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:45,239
Speaker 3: He's really putting the cart before the horse here it's like,

805
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 3: you know, let's wait till they can sit up on

806
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:48,840
Speaker 3: their own maybe before we start.

807
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 1: Right.

808
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,759
Speaker 2: You can't call someone that has no muscle control of whimp.

809
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 2: That's not even you know what I mean.

810
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 1: That's it's really unfair. Ye can't even hold their arm

811
00:38:58,280 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 1: up to throw a punch.

812
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 3: He's got high expectations of his son's, like, very high.

813
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:05,359
Speaker 1: It all comes from Nick, you know what I mean

814
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:08,759
Speaker 1: in this, this sort of weird internalized misogyny against your

815
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:09,279
Speaker 1: mama's boy.

816
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 2: There's some stuff done deck here. I get it.

817
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:12,239
Speaker 1: I get it.

818
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:17,000
Speaker 3: Uh So, beck Jesse suggests from now on, you ought

819
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:21,400
Speaker 3: to let me make the parenting decisions around here. Becky

820
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:25,840
Speaker 3: argues that every decision he makes is wrong. Jesse claims

821
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,439
Speaker 3: that he knows more about raising kids than Becky does.

822
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say that's not true.

823
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:33,800
Speaker 3: Oh boy, she scoffs. I bet if I raised Alex

824
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:37,160
Speaker 3: and you raised Nikki, my child would be perfect and

825
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 3: yours would be a mess. This is getting nasty now,

826
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 3: Like they're just.

827
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 1: A little bit like divorced people that are like you

828
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 1: take one, I'll take the other.

829
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 2: There was case like that he was like, what.

830
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 3: We know, that's not that's not fifty to fifty custody.

831
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 2: That's totally different. Sort depends on, yeah, what you're measuring, but.

832
00:39:57,719 --> 00:40:04,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the parents parent exactly. So Jesse rolls his

833
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 3: eyes and, in the words of Michelle Police, I can

834
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 3: just imagine how Alex would turn out, Becky argues, I

835
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:13,880
Speaker 3: can just imagine what you would do to Nicky.

836
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 2: And I bet we're all about to imagine it in

837
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 2: a dream sequence.

838
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:28,759
Speaker 3: Here we go, we see the special effects, and then

839
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:37,320
Speaker 3: we enter a sequence exactly a teenage Alex. Oh, we

840
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 3: flash forward to the future. We see a teenage Alex

841
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 3: run into the attic yelling Mommy, Mommy. He's wearing a

842
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 3: bow tie, an argyle vest, shorts, long argyle socks, penny loafers,

843
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 3: and a bucket hat with his name embroidered on it.

844
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 1: I think this is at the moment when he decided

845
00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 1: to start Stolen Babies the band. It's like he was like,

846
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:06,360
Speaker 1: I can't do this anymore. Ye yes, yes, it was

847
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 1: this moment right here.

848
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 3: I gotta say, Wardrobe really knocked it out of the

849
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:13,239
Speaker 3: park though, Like this he was dressed like it was

850
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 3: a very much a good visual for what was going

851
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:19,719
Speaker 3: on here. Becky walks into the room dressed in a

852
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:24,319
Speaker 3: very sophisticated outfit she's wearing she does, yes, Nedro would be.

853
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:28,399
Speaker 2: Becky. Yeah, this has to become her mother.

854
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 3: Especially.

855
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 2: That was the point where yeah, she.

856
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 3: Has the little updo that is just so like uptight

857
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 3: and oh god, yeah, fantastic. Becky asks her son what's

858
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 3: going on, and he really he reveals he has big news,

859
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 3: but first he asks where dad is. Becky calls out

860
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 3: for Jesse, who walks into the room looking like an

861
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 3: absolute mess. He has hair plugs shooting out of his bald,

862
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:55,320
Speaker 3: balding scalp.

863
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 2: Well, the rest of I guess becker picker, not pecker,

864
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:09,440
Speaker 2: that's all. Uh yeah, no picker picker picker.

865
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 3: Yeah this no not boy h yeah, oh boy. So

866
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:19,360
Speaker 3: the rest of his hair is pulled back in a

867
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 3: low ponytail. He has a big belly and jeans that

868
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:26,440
Speaker 3: keep falling down. John totally used these jeans as like

869
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:26,920
Speaker 3: a prop.

870
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 2: Great. Well, it was so like if you see like

871
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:30,759
Speaker 2: I'm gonna you know what I mean?

872
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:34,359
Speaker 1: It was perfect again John with the physical comedy brilliant, Oh,

873
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:40,759
Speaker 1: very good at it, very Dick Van Dyke, very Jerry Lewis. Yeah, yeah, No,

874
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 1: he's so great.

875
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 3: Hysterical and you could tell he loved it. Yeah to

876
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 3: you know, emphasize his points.

877
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:48,800
Speaker 2: Yeah. Great.

878
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 3: So Jesse tells his wife that he was moosing his

879
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 3: hair plugs and Alex reveals the big news he made

880
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:02,279
Speaker 3: the team. Jesse gives him a proud handshake getting into

881
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 3: sports at a boy, what are you playing football or basketball?

882
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 3: Alex clarifies that he made the chess team, and technically

883
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:13,359
Speaker 3: he's just the equipment manager, but he gets to carry

884
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,799
Speaker 3: all the pieces and set them up before every match.

885
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 3: Alex even shows them their team cheer. Take your time,

886
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 3: take your time, think, think, think, out maneuver your opponent.

887
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 2: Tilly's in a quandary. The rhyming not so much. You

888
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 2: know they're good at chess, not a cheers stick stick

889
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:35,400
Speaker 2: to chess, not cheers.

890
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 3: Jesse covers Nicky's ears and Becky says, what have you

891
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 3: done to our son?

892
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 2: No, that goes the other way.

893
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 1: Jesse covers Alex's ears, oh, and asks Becky that have done?

894
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:50,320
Speaker 3: Jesse covers okay. Jesse covers Alex got these these names.

895
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 3: So Becky argues, oh, like you did such a good

896
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:59,400
Speaker 3: job with NICKI. We hear a motorcycle engine revn nearby,

897
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 3: and Becky frowns at her husband. I thought you were

898
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:04,880
Speaker 3: going to talk to him about riding that motorcycle in

899
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:08,359
Speaker 3: the house. Jesse huffs and pulls up his loose fitting

900
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 3: pants before hurrying into the boy's room. Sure enough, we

901
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 3: see Nicki sitting on a real motorcycle in their room.

902
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,720
Speaker 1: That's the most realistic thing about the whole dream sequence

903
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:18,400
Speaker 1: in this house.

904
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:22,320
Speaker 2: What actually did they get the crane?

905
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 1: Like?

906
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:24,920
Speaker 3: How did they did he ride it up the stairs?

907
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:25,080
Speaker 1: Like?

908
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:29,800
Speaker 3: I got a lot of questions. So Nicky has a

909
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:34,240
Speaker 3: curly mullet, a bandana on his head, a sleeveless leather jacket,

910
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 3: and colorful tattoos. Nicki gives them a nod. Hey Ward, Hey, June,

911
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 3: hey beef. Becky questions him, Nicholas, what did I tell

912
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:48,439
Speaker 3: you about riding that motorcycle in the bedroom? Jesse hops

913
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 3: in to defend his son. Apparently he has to ride

914
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:53,719
Speaker 3: it in the house because he's too young to ride

915
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:56,759
Speaker 3: it in the streets. But he reminds Nicky to wear

916
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 3: a helmet when he's going up and down the stairs.

917
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 2: Ah, okay, so we did go up down the stairs.

918
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:07,400
Speaker 3: At least he's wearing a helmet though he right, Nicki responds.

919
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,799
Speaker 3: Nicky laughs him off and says, I know, don't pop

920
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:14,280
Speaker 3: a plug, and Jesse nervously touches his hair and asks,

921
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 3: you can tell I have plugs. Nicky responds, only when

922
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 3: I look at him and laughs at him. Becky points

923
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 3: out that Jesse sure didn't raise a MoMA's boy, but

924
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:29,479
Speaker 3: Jesse claims he's just going through a difficult stage his life.

925
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:33,279
Speaker 3: Then Alex interrupts the conversation to tell his mom that.

926
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 2: He's chafing again.

927
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 3: Becky quickly grabs the corn starch and pours some down

928
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 3: his pants, and Alex sighs in relief.

929
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 2: That was odd.

930
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:44,680
Speaker 3: That was I was uncomfortable.

931
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 2: I was uncomfortable. I was I was Yeah, I was like, Oh, Becky,

932
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:49,719
Speaker 2: Becky Becky.

933
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 3: Nicky hops off his motorcycle and laughs at his brother,

934
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:56,720
Speaker 3: calling him a dork, and this causes Alex to cry.

935
00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:00,839
Speaker 3: Becky hugs him, and she and Jesse find admit they

936
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:03,920
Speaker 3: messed up both kids before where.

937
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:08,200
Speaker 2: You go the dream sequence like every good parent, you know, yeah,

938
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:08,880
Speaker 2: you know.

939
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 3: This reminded me of the episode where we flash forward

940
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:14,319
Speaker 3: to the guys all dressed you know, stressed as older

941
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 3: men like those better not be the days. Yes, but

942
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 3: I didn't like this dream sequence as much as that

943
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:23,919
Speaker 3: dream sequence with the three older guys.

944
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:25,800
Speaker 1: I don't know, because it was that was more like

945
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 1: the original family. The girls were older, kings older, and

946
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:31,040
Speaker 1: the three guys.

947
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:32,920
Speaker 3: Were older, and the three guys were just so funny,

948
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:36,480
Speaker 3: like this was awkward, like it wasn't as I get

949
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:37,880
Speaker 3: the point of what right you know?

950
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:38,719
Speaker 2: But I don't.

951
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:40,360
Speaker 3: I just didn't think it was that funny. So I

952
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 3: don't know.

953
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 2: The guys.

954
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,839
Speaker 3: The boys did a good job, they did fantastic. Yeah,

955
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 3: but I don't know, just but more contrived or I

956
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 3: don't know. I don't know why I didn't hit for me.

957
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 2: But on this show contrived contrived.

958
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 3: Anyways, Back to present day, Jesse emphasizes to Becky, you

959
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:02,240
Speaker 3: see see what you see? What'll happen if we baby

960
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 3: these kids? She argues, my kid would never turn out

961
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 3: to be such a whimp. But your kid, well that

962
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 3: was pretty scary. Jesse tells her that would never happen,

963
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:14,520
Speaker 3: and Becky scoffs, are you saying your kid wouldn't be

964
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:17,799
Speaker 3: out of control? Jesse shakes his head. I'm talking about

965
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 3: the hair plugs, and he explains he would just get

966
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 3: one of those hair rugs that stays on even in

967
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:26,800
Speaker 3: the pool. Becky glances at one of the babies and

968
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:30,239
Speaker 3: picks him up. She looks him over with concern and asks, Jesse,

969
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:34,160
Speaker 3: does this baby look a little flushed to you? Jesse

970
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:37,399
Speaker 3: says yes and realizes that he feels warm and even

971
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:40,600
Speaker 3: sounds a little congested. Their kids have never been sick,

972
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 3: so they've never had to go through this before. They

973
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:47,359
Speaker 3: drop their arguing and go into full parent mode. Jesse

974
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 3: takes the other baby out of the room in case

975
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 3: he's contagious and goes to grab the humidifier, while Becky

976
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:54,960
Speaker 3: takes his temperature and calls the doctor.

977
00:47:57,239 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 2: I know you will. And she had that real glass thermometer.

978
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:03,359
Speaker 3: You know where that came from.

979
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:05,200
Speaker 2: Thank goodness.

980
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 3: They have the head ones now and the ear and yeah,

981
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 3: way easier than the butt. So we cut to a

982
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 3: there's a stressful music cue. Cut to commercial, so you

983
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 3: know that we're stressed about this, right. We come back

984
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 3: to Pirate Cove. Joey is impatient because his dinner is

985
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 3: taking forever, and DJ is slumped over covering her face

986
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:29,360
Speaker 3: with a Pirate hat to avoid her friends from school.

987
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 3: She asks they're staring, and Danny assures her that they're not,

988
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 3: but we can clearly see them pointing and laughing. DJ

989
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:38,239
Speaker 3: asks if she can just go wait in the car,

990
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:41,160
Speaker 3: but Danny tells her there's no fun happening in the car.

991
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:45,719
Speaker 3: All the fun is right here. Meanwhile, Steph is examining

992
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 3: her bowl of seafood with a disgusted look on her face.

993
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 3: She sighs, ugh, why did I order this? She picks

994
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 3: up a squishy octopus and sets it on Michelle's plate.

995
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:59,400
Speaker 2: Poor little guy, well supple a pod friend, H.

996
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, he belongs in an aquariums or an ocean somewhere.

997
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:12,239
Speaker 2: They're very smart. Oh, they're incredibly smart. I didn't know.

998
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:13,439
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah.

999
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:18,480
Speaker 1: Have you never watched the one The My Friend, My

1000
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 1: Teacher of the Octopus. It's a documentary. No no, no, no,

1001
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 1: you'll be crying.

1002
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 2: It's brilliant, really, it's brilliant. It's about this guy that

1003
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:27,320
Speaker 2: this I forget.

1004
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 1: I don't think he's like a marine biologist, but he's

1005
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:33,359
Speaker 1: a scuba diver or whatever, and he befriends this one

1006
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:37,759
Speaker 1: particular octopus and it's amazing and they find out like

1007
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:40,600
Speaker 1: they're very Yeah, it'll make you never want to eat

1008
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:45,320
Speaker 1: octopus again. They are incredibly intelligent. They are like social.

1009
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's pretty it's pretty amazing. And yeah they

1010
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,440
Speaker 1: I would say, don't eat them because.

1011
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:54,800
Speaker 3: I don't usually make a habit of eating them. But octopus,

1012
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:58,120
Speaker 3: they get a bad OCTOPI they get a bad rap

1013
00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:00,799
Speaker 3: with the tentacles and the section ups and the thing

1014
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:01,359
Speaker 3: and the thing.

1015
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:04,160
Speaker 2: But are think the ones that sting you or the

1016
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:05,800
Speaker 2: squid who sting you when.

1017
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:09,680
Speaker 3: You's a jellyfish. Jellyfish, Okay, so octopus don't sting.

1018
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 2: They're very gentle.

1019
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 1: They're nice little beaks that that like in the center

1020
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:18,880
Speaker 1: of their body and that's what cracks open, like shells

1021
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 1: of muscles and things like that. So they like go

1022
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:24,080
Speaker 1: out after it and like and they grab it and

1023
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:25,919
Speaker 1: then the little beak that's kind of in the middle

1024
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 1: there sort.

1025
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,960
Speaker 2: Of okay, cracks it open. I didn't I didn't know

1026
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 2: they had a beak. I didn't know.

1027
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 3: Like it's hard to see past all those arms and

1028
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 3: uh know what their heads look like. That's amazing the

1029
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:42,280
Speaker 3: things you learn on Howard Tannerto's fantastic. Uh So, Michelle

1030
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:45,279
Speaker 3: gasps at this creature and yells kill it, Daddy. She

1031
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 3: pushes the plate towards him. Danny assures them it's just

1032
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:50,480
Speaker 3: an octopus and it's already dead.

1033
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:53,960
Speaker 2: But when he picks up the plate, the octopus sticks

1034
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:54,320
Speaker 2: to it.

1035
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 3: Danny quickly motions a waight or over and asks, can

1036
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:00,360
Speaker 3: you put our little eight legged cephalop.

1037
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 2: Back in the tank please?

1038
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 3: To no one's surprised, Michelle is still thinking about that

1039
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:09,759
Speaker 3: chocolate cake. She asks, Danny, are you sure it's not

1040
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:13,879
Speaker 3: my birthday? He responds, yes, sweetheart, for the hundredth time,

1041
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:17,080
Speaker 3: it's that little girl's birthday, and that's why she gets

1042
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:20,319
Speaker 3: the chocolate cake, all right. Michelle can't believe the girl

1043
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:22,480
Speaker 3: is going to eat the whole thing, but Stephanie tells

1044
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:23,479
Speaker 3: her to suck it up.

1045
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 2: And move on.

1046
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:30,800
Speaker 3: Finally, the waiter delivers Joey's food, which is knock Worst

1047
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:36,799
Speaker 3: and potato pancakes, a odd combination of Okay.

1048
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 1: I mean maybe not at a German restaurant, right this like,

1049
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 1: of all the things that they would have that's not seafood,

1050
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 1: knock Worst and potato pancakes wouldn't be the easy, right?

1051
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 3: And didn't he order pizza like, it's not like he

1052
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 3: ordered bread all breafood anything seafood okay, and this is

1053
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:55,680
Speaker 3: what they brought all right. Before the waiter leaves, he

1054
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:59,239
Speaker 3: lifts up his eye patch and realizes, Hey, I know you.

1055
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:03,919
Speaker 3: You're Ranger Joe from TV. He proceeds to wave over

1056
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:07,680
Speaker 3: every single child in the restaurant and shouts, look, who's here.

1057
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:09,279
Speaker 2: It's Ranger Joe.

1058
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:13,239
Speaker 3: This is like you on Halloween with the fifth grade class.

1059
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:13,920
Speaker 2: Coming to the door.

1060
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,840
Speaker 1: Over the table and ask him for his autograph, but

1061
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:17,479
Speaker 1: he tells me he'd like to eat his dinner first.

1062
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 2: Yes, I can relate to this.

1063
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 3: Yes, So the the kids are surrounding Joey and a

1064
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:30,319
Speaker 3: kid sneezes all over his food. Jody's cousin, the aforementioned

1065
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:34,439
Speaker 3: cousin Joey, immediately ditches the dinner and begins to sign

1066
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:38,920
Speaker 3: autographs instead. That's when DJ's classmate Shelley comes over to

1067
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:42,879
Speaker 3: say hi in her blossom hat. DJ nervously asks, oh,

1068
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 3: what are you guys doing here, and Shelley lets out

1069
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:47,839
Speaker 3: a laugh. We thought it'd be a riot to come

1070
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:51,439
Speaker 3: goof at all the lame families that come here. DJ

1071
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:54,000
Speaker 3: lies and says, oh, they're doing the same thing, but

1072
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:54,920
Speaker 3: Michelle corrects her.

1073
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:58,799
Speaker 2: Nah ah, it's family fun night. Who's got a big

1074
00:52:58,880 --> 00:52:59,760
Speaker 2: now now Michelle.

1075
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:05,160
Speaker 3: Shelley grins, I gotta tell the guys this one, and

1076
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:09,120
Speaker 3: she walks away. DJ shakes her head in humiliation. I

1077
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:12,640
Speaker 3: gotta find a new school. Steph is still playing with

1078
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 3: her food. This time she picks up a crawfish and exclaims, you,

1079
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 3: this one has eyes. I'm sorry, but I can't eat

1080
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:22,480
Speaker 3: anything that's looking at me, and she pushes the plate

1081
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 3: towards Danny. Danny doesn't want to waste food, so he

1082
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 3: tries to get Joey to eat it, but Joey tells

1083
00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:29,320
Speaker 3: him that's not dinner.

1084
00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:32,879
Speaker 1: It's Marine Land. Yeah, it's like a like the little

1085
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:36,959
Speaker 1: title pools it is. Yeah, that's all on Stephanie's plate.

1086
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:41,000
Speaker 3: At this point, oh DJ is still sulking from seeing

1087
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:44,279
Speaker 3: Shelley and tells her family a whole semester of trying

1088
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:47,200
Speaker 3: to be cool wiped out by one night of Tanner

1089
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:50,719
Speaker 3: family fun, and at this point Danny has had it.

1090
00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:53,600
Speaker 3: He throws his napkin onto the table, takes off his

1091
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:56,200
Speaker 3: pirate hat, and asks the waiter for the check.

1092
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,080
Speaker 2: This is so relatable.

1093
00:53:58,120 --> 00:53:58,799
Speaker 3: To where you're just like.

1094
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:02,440
Speaker 2: This, Can we go out?

1095
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, Flag, You're just like.

1096
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:12,000
Speaker 2: Ah, kids, nobody's happy, someone's always upresing to have fun.

1097
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:14,480
Speaker 2: We will have fun.

1098
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:18,719
Speaker 3: So the waiter stops Danny not so fast. Maybe I

1099
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 3: spy a landlubber who hasn't finished his sunken treasure. That

1100
00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:26,240
Speaker 3: means you walk the plank, and the entire restaurant starts

1101
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:29,800
Speaker 3: shouting plank, plank, plank, as the lights go down and

1102
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:40,120
Speaker 3: a spotlight shines on Danny. This is the Pirate staff

1103
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:42,239
Speaker 3: bring Danny up to a plank with a ball pit

1104
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:47,560
Speaker 3: underneath and ask him any last words. Danny announces, yes,

1105
00:54:48,239 --> 00:54:50,960
Speaker 3: there's something I want to say to my family in

1106
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 3: front of the whole restaurant.

1107
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:58,360
Speaker 2: So great, very tanner of him. It's so tanner tonight.

1108
00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:00,399
Speaker 3: I had a dream that people who love each other

1109
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 3: would go out to laugh, to have fun.

1110
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:03,480
Speaker 2: To eat fish.

1111
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:05,880
Speaker 3: And we see Stephanie get up from the table as

1112
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:09,960
Speaker 3: Danny continues, but who was I kidding? Only myself? Okay,

1113
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:13,200
Speaker 3: I'm ready now, and he starts to walk off the plank,

1114
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:17,160
Speaker 3: but steph stops him. She blames herself for ordering the

1115
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:21,560
Speaker 3: Undersea world of Jacques Cousteau and thinks she should walk

1116
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:24,600
Speaker 3: the plank instead, and then Joey walks onto the plank too.

1117
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,719
Speaker 3: He blames his bad attitude for their horrible night and

1118
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 3: offers to sacrifice himself instead. Then Dj joins them. She

1119
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:35,759
Speaker 3: admits she also had a bad attitude and announces to

1120
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 3: the restaurant goers, when I first came here, I was

1121
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:41,200
Speaker 3: a little embarrassed, But now that I'm up here, standing

1122
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:43,680
Speaker 3: on a boat and seeing everyone stare at me, I'm

1123
00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 3: totally humiliated. Michelle is the last to join and tells

1124
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:50,960
Speaker 3: them it's her turn. She stares down Sarah and asks,

1125
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:54,160
Speaker 3: are you gonna eat all that cake? And Sarah is

1126
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:58,600
Speaker 3: glaring at her right and nods in response over chocolate cake.

1127
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:02,000
Speaker 3: Sarah takes her cake very seriously.

1128
00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:02,959
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1129
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:05,040
Speaker 2: Now that the whole.

1130
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:07,799
Speaker 3: Family is there, Danny smiles at them. This was really

1131
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:10,400
Speaker 3: sweet of you guys to come up here. This is

1132
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 3: the kind of Tanner family fun night I was hoping for.

1133
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:17,760
Speaker 3: The crowd begins to chant once more, plank, plank, plank,

1134
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:21,440
Speaker 3: so Danny declares, Gosh, darn it, we Tanner's are going

1135
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 3: to have some fun, am I right?

1136
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:23,800
Speaker 2: Buckos.

1137
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:27,480
Speaker 3: Everyone gives their best hour and he jumps into the

1138
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:31,120
Speaker 3: ball pit. Joey follows after him, yelling in his Popeye voice,

1139
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:32,319
Speaker 3: well brow me down?

1140
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:32,839
Speaker 2: Whoa?

1141
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:38,880
Speaker 3: Stephanie's next yelling cannon ball, and Michelle follows after shouting

1142
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:42,719
Speaker 3: cow u bunga. TJ decides she'll just wait in the car,

1143
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:46,240
Speaker 3: but the pirates prevent her from leading, so she's forced

1144
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:50,640
Speaker 3: to jump into Finally, everyone is smiling and having fun

1145
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:52,480
Speaker 3: at Tanner Family Fun.

1146
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:56,360
Speaker 1: Night, including everyone in the restaurant. Who's watching Tanner Family

1147
00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:56,879
Speaker 1: Fun Night?

1148
00:56:58,640 --> 00:56:59,040
Speaker 2: How is that?

1149
00:56:59,239 --> 00:57:01,279
Speaker 1: Mother's a family? And then there was like, wait, it's

1150
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:04,239
Speaker 1: not the same family, but right, aren't they from.

1151
00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:06,560
Speaker 3: Wake Up San Francisco? They all do different segments?

1152
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:10,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that Bowie's aunt.

1153
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:12,759
Speaker 1: Ah we.

1154
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:15,320
Speaker 2: How was that ballpit?

1155
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:16,560
Speaker 3: Was that fun doing that?

1156
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 1: As? Is that?

1157
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:18,240
Speaker 2: Actually?

1158
00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:20,320
Speaker 1: I forgot that there was a ballpit in this scene

1159
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:22,600
Speaker 1: because there was a lot going on really out of

1160
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:25,240
Speaker 1: the shot at first, you know, you want to spoil

1161
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:28,960
Speaker 1: the plank surprise totally, but no, I remember there was

1162
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:31,160
Speaker 1: a lot of jumping into the ballpit. I remember a

1163
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:33,920
Speaker 1: lot of like Brian Kle going okay, okay, come here,

1164
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:38,600
Speaker 1: come here, you know, like you guys trying.

1165
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:40,880
Speaker 2: To get like me and and h Ashley and or

1166
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:41,960
Speaker 2: Mary Kate out of the ball pit.

1167
00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:45,280
Speaker 3: Oh so fun, so fun as a kid to jump

1168
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:48,120
Speaker 3: the ball pit with your castmates, which it was so

1169
00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:50,280
Speaker 3: much fun. Yeah, that's a good time right there. That

1170
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:54,280
Speaker 3: is Tanner Family fun night. So back in the nursery,

1171
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:58,280
Speaker 3: Becky is holding Alex well. Jesse places a cold compress

1172
00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:02,440
Speaker 3: on his forehead. He nervously wonders when the doctor's gonna call,

1173
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:06,400
Speaker 3: considering it's been over an hour. Jesse is just as worried.

1174
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:09,600
Speaker 3: He admits, I'm so sorry. This whole thing is my fault.

1175
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:11,840
Speaker 3: I should have listened to you in the first place.

1176
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:14,840
Speaker 3: I took Alex outside without a hat, and now he's

1177
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:15,360
Speaker 3: got a fever.

1178
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:16,920
Speaker 2: I am so sorry.

1179
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:21,680
Speaker 3: Becky smiles and reminds him he took Nicky, not Alex.

1180
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:24,960
Speaker 3: Jesse's surprised. He feels like he doesn't know what he's

1181
00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:28,800
Speaker 3: doing anymore. Becky agrees, saying I feel like these kids

1182
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:33,280
Speaker 3: should come with an owner's manual. Then the giant phone

1183
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:36,280
Speaker 3: and Jesse's pot pocket rings, and he quickly answers it

1184
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:40,800
Speaker 3: it's doctor Arnold. Jesse explains that Alex has a one

1185
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:43,920
Speaker 3: hundred and one degree temperature and the doctor runs him

1186
00:58:43,960 --> 00:58:47,480
Speaker 3: through what to do. To their surprise, they did all

1187
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:49,960
Speaker 3: of it. Jesse jokes, well, what am I paying you

1188
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:54,080
Speaker 3: for and hangs up the phone. Becky puts Alex back

1189
00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:57,280
Speaker 3: in his crib and Jesse tells her they're doing everything right.

1190
00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:01,480
Speaker 3: Becky looks at Alex's thermometer and brings it to Jesse's attention.

1191
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:04,480
Speaker 3: They both let out a sigh of relief because his

1192
00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:08,800
Speaker 3: temperature is back to normal. Jesse's shock, quick, I know

1193
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:09,480
Speaker 3: right an hour.

1194
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:10,320
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, the.

1195
00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:12,720
Speaker 3: Cold compress does wait, so cool compress.

1196
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:15,120
Speaker 2: It works.

1197
00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:17,400
Speaker 3: Jesse's shocked.

1198
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:17,840
Speaker 2: We did it.

1199
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:21,520
Speaker 3: We got him through his first fever. Becky nods yes,

1200
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:25,320
Speaker 3: and we didn't even argue about it. Jesse adds, we

1201
00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:29,400
Speaker 3: didn't even call our moms. They hug and apologize to

1202
00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:32,200
Speaker 3: each other. They both know they only want what's best

1203
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:36,320
Speaker 3: for their kids, so Becky suggests, instead of arguing so much,

1204
00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:39,200
Speaker 3: we should really listen to each other. Then we can

1205
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:41,040
Speaker 3: take the best of what each of us has to

1206
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:45,760
Speaker 3: say and compromise. Jesse happily agrees to that plan, and

1207
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:50,240
Speaker 3: Becky kisses him, saying they make a great team. Then

1208
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:54,080
Speaker 3: Jesse smells an opportunity for teamwork coming from Alex's dirty diaper.

1209
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:57,080
Speaker 3: He brings the baby to the changing table and Becky

1210
00:59:57,200 --> 01:00:02,280
Speaker 3: asks what they should use cornstarch, baby powder. Jesse responds,

1211
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:05,120
Speaker 3: let's go for a little combo platter. Will make a

1212
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:09,280
Speaker 3: very special baby butt blend all mix, and you apply.

1213
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:11,320
Speaker 3: Becky laughs as.

1214
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:14,400
Speaker 2: They continue to work as a team. And that's our show.

1215
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:21,560
Speaker 3: Rankankank Well, that was.

1216
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:27,440
Speaker 1: Another wild and crazy adventure of the Tanner families, pulling focus, uh,

1217
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:30,400
Speaker 1: pulling focus in a strange location.

1218
01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 2: With weird mannequins and a dream sequence. It's a very

1219
01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:36,640
Speaker 2: it's very very full house.

1220
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:41,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, very sitcommie, very full house, very contrived. I mean,

1221
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:43,520
Speaker 3: this is what they did in the nineties. They contrived

1222
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:44,400
Speaker 3: these storylines.

1223
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:47,160
Speaker 2: But it was fun. It was a this was a

1224
01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:51,360
Speaker 2: cute one. This was fun. It was very very relatable too,

1225
01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:52,920
Speaker 2: of like, oh my god, the kid's sick.

1226
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:56,320
Speaker 1: We panic and then arguing over like how you know

1227
01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:58,200
Speaker 1: that some things you don't find out until you have kids,

1228
01:00:58,240 --> 01:01:00,160
Speaker 1: and you're like, well, I think this way. You're like, wait,

1229
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:01,919
Speaker 1: you think it should be that way? Yeah?

1230
01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, And that's true. You don't find out how

1231
01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:06,120
Speaker 3: your partner parents.

1232
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:10,919
Speaker 2: Until you do it, right. It's very opening, right.

1233
01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:14,440
Speaker 3: So, yeah, Jesse and Becky are quickly finding out how

1234
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:17,600
Speaker 3: the other parents and uh yeah, I'm glad they use

1235
01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:19,760
Speaker 3: this as a learning opportunity to learn together.

1236
01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:21,080
Speaker 2: Yeah and together.

1237
01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:23,760
Speaker 1: You know what I love about the Tanners is that

1238
01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:27,120
Speaker 1: they really have a problem and just nip it in

1239
01:01:27,160 --> 01:01:28,120
Speaker 1: the bud right away.

1240
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:31,160
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Yes, I mean DJ got

1241
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:33,320
Speaker 2: up there and was like, you're right, I shouldn't and

1242
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:35,880
Speaker 2: I was like, wow, the teenagers even in on it.

1243
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:39,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah. They resolve everything with a speech,

1244
01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:42,560
Speaker 3: a heartfelt speech from Danny, and then everybody's.

1245
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:45,640
Speaker 2: Happy, each everyone trying to take you know, take the blame, right.

1246
01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:46,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1247
01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:48,760
Speaker 2: All they needed was a plank and a spotlight. I

1248
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:51,680
Speaker 2: guess I don't know it's true. I mean, I think

1249
01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:53,600
Speaker 2: they have enough spotlight this family.

1250
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:58,120
Speaker 3: But there's never enough focus to pull for the Tanners.

1251
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:02,080
Speaker 1: This was this was a fun one and uh it

1252
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:03,960
Speaker 1: was fun to see you know, my cousins in it

1253
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:07,400
Speaker 1: and uh Devin and all and all that. Yeah, this

1254
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:11,280
Speaker 1: was a I definitely remember that set. I remember being

1255
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:13,440
Speaker 1: in that set with all of the weird pirate stuff

1256
01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:15,520
Speaker 1: and the yeah, and again like playing in the ballpit,

1257
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:20,400
Speaker 1: very very difficult to tell children who are sitting five

1258
01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:21,720
Speaker 1: feet from a ballpit to not.

1259
01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:23,160
Speaker 2: Go playing in the ballpit.

1260
01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:25,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm sure it was such a long day,

1261
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:30,600
Speaker 3: Like those scenes had so much and so much going on.

1262
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:32,720
Speaker 3: I imagine it took a long time to shoot. And

1263
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:34,920
Speaker 3: so they are just sitting there and see yeah yeah,

1264
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:36,520
Speaker 3: and being like can we go to me now?

1265
01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:36,880
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1266
01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:37,320
Speaker 1: Right?

1267
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:39,720
Speaker 2: Is it time? Is it time? Totally?

1268
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:41,960
Speaker 3: But no cute episode, love it?

1269
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:45,560
Speaker 2: Did you have any everywhere?

1270
01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:50,160
Speaker 3: He looks, uh, No, I don't think I did. Just

1271
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:53,200
Speaker 3: I knew about your cousin, right, that's no, I don't

1272
01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:56,240
Speaker 3: think I had any. I had silly one.

1273
01:02:56,600 --> 01:03:01,000
Speaker 1: So in the dream sequence when Nicky is standing up

1274
01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:04,040
Speaker 1: off of the motorcycle in the bedroom there you can

1275
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:06,640
Speaker 1: see the tag on his pants pants.

1276
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:08,880
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, they didn't rip the.

1277
01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:12,400
Speaker 1: Tag off because they're like yeah yeah, or you're like,

1278
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:13,720
Speaker 1: we're gonna wear this in one.

1279
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:15,080
Speaker 2: Scene and then we're definitely returning this.

1280
01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:16,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.

1281
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:17,520
Speaker 2: We got to save on the budget. Just get the

1282
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:19,600
Speaker 2: tags and tags right, they're like, we don't need yeah,

1283
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:20,720
Speaker 2: we don't need these pants.

1284
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:25,160
Speaker 1: And then also the strange and maybe we've mentioned this before,

1285
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:27,800
Speaker 1: the strange headshot of Becky in the boys rooms.

1286
01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:30,280
Speaker 3: Oh is that that used to be in Jesse's room

1287
01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:31,959
Speaker 3: where she's like a business woman.

1288
01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:36,240
Speaker 2: It's basically like her wake up San Francisco headshot, like

1289
01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:39,600
Speaker 2: she's very serious in a thing. It's weird. It's weird.

1290
01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:42,280
Speaker 2: It's also on Jesse's nightstand, but it is also hanging.

1291
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:45,280
Speaker 2: It's hanging. I think in the I think there's a.

1292
01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:47,600
Speaker 1: Picture of it in the twins room like as babies,

1293
01:03:47,640 --> 01:03:49,440
Speaker 1: but then in the in the flash forward it's like

1294
01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:50,520
Speaker 1: hanging on the wall too.

1295
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:53,680
Speaker 2: My god, so it's very I'm like, huh, it's just

1296
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:54,760
Speaker 2: a picture of your.

1297
01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:57,640
Speaker 3: Mom looking and not even like a maternal.

1298
01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:01,600
Speaker 2: No, no, this is only this is the only photo

1299
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:04,400
Speaker 2: you get. Yes, she's a working mom. This is how

1300
01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:10,000
Speaker 2: you working. Right, Those are like.

1301
01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:12,640
Speaker 1: The only two uh, those are the only two little

1302
01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:13,880
Speaker 1: weird ever you look moments.

1303
01:04:13,960 --> 01:04:16,640
Speaker 3: It would make more sense to have Jesse's headshot up there,

1304
01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:18,560
Speaker 3: because I could see him being like, hey, guys.

1305
01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:22,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, they need to. This is this is what you gotta,

1306
01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:26,360
Speaker 2: you know, strive to or aspire to. But Becky's not

1307
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:26,760
Speaker 2: that way.

1308
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:29,400
Speaker 3: Becky is like, no, let's take the family photo and

1309
01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:31,240
Speaker 3: try and put it up there.

1310
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Speaker 2: So that's all right, you know whatever. Okay exactly, it

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Speaker 2: was like just throw some on the walls, throw some

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Speaker 2: of them there, see what. So that's uh, that was

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Speaker 2: the thing we watched. That was a thing we watched.

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Speaker 1: Thank you fan Ritos for joining us for another fun

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Speaker 1: episode of how Rude Tannato's.

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Speaker 1: for Christmas on a.

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Speaker 3: I love whatever, I love. I love that amphibian.

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Speaker 2: I love that amphibian on a skateboard. Yeah, there's great.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, how readmerch dot com and uh we will see

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Speaker 1: you next time, you guys. So remember the world is small.

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Speaker 1: The house is full of small aquatic animals.

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Speaker 2: It is just full of them.

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Speaker 1: There's there's little octopuses just all over the place, and

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Speaker 1: and there's those little crawfish.

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Speaker 2: They're not dead though, they're just hanging out.

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Speaker 3: They're just hanging out their friends. Yeah, they're just hanging out.

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Speaker 2: They want to. Yeah, that's it. Just full. I mean

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Speaker 2: it is San Francisco.

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Speaker 3: You know, the nautical thing. They have carried this nautical theme.

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Speaker 2: We really have from the house full ocean and all

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Speaker 2: that was missing was a seapappy. You know there is

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Speaker 2: a sea pappy. Don't you worry. Love it bye

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Speaker 1: M hm