WEBVTT - Broke D is Good D with Dulcé Sloan 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:02.520 Hi Catherine, Hi Chelsea. 0:00:03.480 --> 0:00:04.920 Hi, greetings from down on DR. 0:00:04.920 --> 0:00:08.440 I'm currently in Australia, so it was very hard to 0:00:08.480 --> 0:00:10.920 find a good time for us to do an intro 0:00:11.080 --> 0:00:12.200 for this week's episode. 0:00:12.440 --> 0:00:14.840 I know, for you it is a very early morning 0:00:14.840 --> 0:00:16.120 and for me it's late afternoon. 0:00:16.560 --> 0:00:16.759 You know. 0:00:16.760 --> 0:00:19.239 It's funny though, no matter where I travel, I wake. 0:00:19.120 --> 0:00:21.560 Up at six am every day, so it's almost like 0:00:21.640 --> 0:00:22.959 time zones Stone Execs. 0:00:22.840 --> 0:00:25.079 Although I do go to For the first three days. 0:00:24.880 --> 0:00:27.240 In New Zealand, I went to bed at six thirty 0:00:28.480 --> 0:00:31.000 and then luckily I had a show, so I had 0:00:31.040 --> 0:00:33.000 to fucking stay up because I had to perform. 0:00:33.200 --> 0:00:34.360 So we had a show and I got you up 0:00:34.360 --> 0:00:34.720 in Adam. 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:35.120 Huh. 0:00:35.200 --> 0:00:37.600 Yeah. We were in New Zealand for three days. 0:00:37.360 --> 0:00:40.400 With Auckland, which was gorgeous. I'm with my cousin Molly, 0:00:40.479 --> 0:00:44.320 who you know, yes, and she and I went to beaches, 0:00:44.720 --> 0:00:46.040 black Sand Beaches. 0:00:46.240 --> 0:00:48.720 We did a bunch of touristy stuff. 0:00:48.880 --> 0:00:50.879 And then we went to Wellington, New Zealand, which was 0:00:50.960 --> 0:00:53.840 really cute and like kind of an artsy kind of city. 0:00:53.840 --> 0:00:56.200 I'd never been there, and then that was home to 0:00:56.240 --> 0:00:56.960 Lord of the Rings. 0:00:56.960 --> 0:00:59.800 And even though we told my driver, our driver several 0:00:59.800 --> 0:01:02.320 times that we had absolutely no interest in Lord of 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:04.440 the Rings, nor had we ever seen the movie. 0:01:04.560 --> 0:01:06.640 He took us to the Lord of the New Rings. 0:01:06.680 --> 0:01:09.240 Museum and before we knew it, we were holding swords 0:01:09.640 --> 0:01:12.160 and standing with those giant I don't know what those 0:01:12.200 --> 0:01:13.039 people are called. 0:01:13.880 --> 0:01:16.640 Are they, Toby Maire? I don't even know wizards. I 0:01:16.680 --> 0:01:17.600 don't understand what. 0:01:17.720 --> 0:01:20.240 You don't love a hobbit, Chelsey, Well, I do. 0:01:20.319 --> 0:01:22.319 I love, of course, I love the shape of a hobbit, 0:01:22.360 --> 0:01:24.240 But I don't love the backstory of a hobbit. 0:01:24.319 --> 0:01:26.839 No, you know, I like things rooted in reality. 0:01:27.480 --> 0:01:30.640 So we did that, and then we went to Melbourne 0:01:31.120 --> 0:01:32.839 and the shows have been so much fun. 0:01:32.880 --> 0:01:34.040 They've been so fun. 0:01:34.080 --> 0:01:36.880 The audiences have been great, and the openers are fun 0:01:36.880 --> 0:01:38.320 because it's all new people. 0:01:38.040 --> 0:01:38.560 I don't know. 0:01:39.280 --> 0:01:42.200 And then I did a little radio and TV. I 0:01:42.240 --> 0:01:47.319 assaulted some television personality already. He made a bad joke 0:01:47.360 --> 0:01:49.600 and I had to ream him without I mean, I 0:01:49.640 --> 0:01:50.520 didn't have a chance. 0:01:51.160 --> 0:01:53.560 He didn't have a chance, actually, but I couldn't. 0:01:53.600 --> 0:01:54.600 Even he tried to interview me. 0:01:54.640 --> 0:01:57.400 I'm like, let's just back up to your personality and 0:01:57.520 --> 0:01:58.760 discuss that for a second. 0:01:58.880 --> 0:02:00.800 I mean, listen, if there's one way to go viral 0:02:01.000 --> 0:02:02.840 down under, then you figured it out. 0:02:02.880 --> 0:02:04.840 Well, you know me, I'm always trying to go viral 0:02:05.040 --> 0:02:06.280 or get a virus. 0:02:06.520 --> 0:02:07.760 I mean, you can't even catch one of those in 0:02:07.800 --> 0:02:09.400 New Zealand because they locked it all down. 0:02:09.520 --> 0:02:10.080 No, you can't. 0:02:10.160 --> 0:02:11.400 You can't get sick in New Zealand. 0:02:11.440 --> 0:02:14.120 However, somehow my cousin has an eye infection and she 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:16.880 thinks that I'm a yeah, she has caught some sort 0:02:16.919 --> 0:02:18.960 of eye affection, which she's convinced she caught from me. 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:19.560 I'm like, I. 0:02:19.560 --> 0:02:21.359 Don't have an eye infection, ha ha. 0:02:22.520 --> 0:02:24.760 She was wearing a mask around me for the first 0:02:24.760 --> 0:02:26.480 forty eight hours. She wouldn't take her. 0:02:26.400 --> 0:02:29.280 Mask off, and then she got it right in the eye. Yeah, 0:02:29.320 --> 0:02:30.720 and then she got it right in the eye. 0:02:30.720 --> 0:02:32.480 So I was like, look who's now, Look who's got 0:02:32.480 --> 0:02:33.040 an affection? 0:02:33.360 --> 0:02:35.040 Oh my goodness. Yeah, I saw you're a very cute 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:36.680 love letter on Instagram to Molly. 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:38.640 Oh yes, yes, yes. 0:02:38.680 --> 0:02:40.520 And then I did I did a video with all 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:42.360 my supplements that I take on the road, and I 0:02:42.400 --> 0:02:45.640 got a lot of feedback about the different supplements I 0:02:45.720 --> 0:02:48.720 take and people thinking that I have an opioid addiction 0:02:48.840 --> 0:02:52.400 because I take low dose now trex alone, so apparently 0:02:52.440 --> 0:02:54.640 I'm addicted to heroin on top of everything. 0:02:54.680 --> 0:02:56.440 I mean, what am I gonna do next? 0:02:56.720 --> 0:02:59.160 I always knew you were the type I know, I 0:02:59.200 --> 0:03:00.919 know I was bound to happen at some point. 0:03:01.160 --> 0:03:04.240 Yeah. Well, Chelsea, we are very excited that you're coming 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:05.720 home to us soon. But I hope that you have 0:03:05.800 --> 0:03:08.640 an awesome time in Australia for the next couple of weeks. 0:03:08.919 --> 0:03:10.880 But Chelsea, I know you've got some really big shows 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:11.359 coming up. 0:03:11.760 --> 0:03:12.799 Yes, I have a huge show. 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:16.280 It's the Santa Barbara Bowl which is August seventeenth that 0:03:16.360 --> 0:03:17.280 I want to promote. 0:03:17.440 --> 0:03:18.320 And then I have a. 0:03:18.240 --> 0:03:20.040 Big show at the Brooklyn Theater. 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:23.880 The King's Theater, which is awesome. I'm doing that in 0:03:24.520 --> 0:03:25.560 Where am I doing that? 0:03:25.760 --> 0:03:26.280 Brooklyn? 0:03:26.400 --> 0:03:29.240 Oh, November eighth, I'm coming to Brooklyn, and then I 0:03:29.280 --> 0:03:29.840 want to promote. 0:03:29.880 --> 0:03:31.919 I mean, I'm doing all sorts of cities in between. 0:03:31.960 --> 0:03:36.360 Then I'm coming to Hawaii for July nineteenth and twentieth, 0:03:36.640 --> 0:03:39.960 and then also my Vegas dates which starts September first 0:03:40.080 --> 0:03:42.760 in Vegas, and then I have November two and I 0:03:42.800 --> 0:03:47.120 have November thirtieth and then three more dates so in Vegas. 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:49.560 But yes, check Chelsea Hammer dot com. 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:51.440 Get your tickets now because I'm going to be shooting 0:03:51.480 --> 0:03:52.960 my special in December and then. 0:03:52.880 --> 0:03:54.680 This tour is over. 0:03:55.240 --> 0:03:58.920 Fabulous. I'm so excited. It's like always nice when people 0:03:58.960 --> 0:04:01.120 go to Vegas to perform, because you know, it's like 0:04:01.160 --> 0:04:04.000 sort of weirdly a central location that everybody goes to, 0:04:04.280 --> 0:04:04.840 so you just. 0:04:04.760 --> 0:04:07.280 Get to I know, the excitement around Vegas is very surprising. 0:04:07.320 --> 0:04:09.680 I'm very excited. I'm just going to turn every every. 0:04:09.560 --> 0:04:11.680 Show into a party and a good luck party because 0:04:11.880 --> 0:04:14.120 I'm in the When I'm in the casino, people win money. 0:04:14.520 --> 0:04:16.839 This has been proof in time and time again. 0:04:17.080 --> 0:04:18.960 Whenever I see those ads of you in the top hat, 0:04:19.000 --> 0:04:21.520 I start like lightly sweating. They're very hot. They're very 0:04:21.600 --> 0:04:21.920 very hot. 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:24.000 Thank you. 0:04:24.640 --> 0:04:25.880 Okay, So our guests today. 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:28.200 You know her from reporting and hosting on the Daily 0:04:28.240 --> 0:04:31.360 Show and as Honeybee on the Great North. 0:04:31.400 --> 0:04:34.120 And she's got a new book of essays called Hello Friends. 0:04:33.839 --> 0:04:36.160 Stories of Dating, Destiny and Day Jobs. 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:37.120 Please welcome. 0:04:37.200 --> 0:04:39.160 Don't say Sloan, what's up mama? 0:04:39.680 --> 0:04:39.800 Hi? 0:04:40.440 --> 0:04:42.839 Do you know Catherine? This is my co host Catherine. 0:04:42.520 --> 0:04:44.599 Hi, Hi Catherine, nice to meet you. 0:04:44.680 --> 0:04:47.400 Likewise, I saw you at the Daily Show when I 0:04:47.440 --> 0:04:49.640 was hosting guest hosting for a week, and I've been 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:54.520 watching you guest host, which you're fucking awesome. Congratulations, thank you. 0:04:54.600 --> 0:04:56.920 That's a great gig now because you guys all get 0:04:56.960 --> 0:04:58.800 to host, right, yeah. 0:04:58.839 --> 0:05:03.280 They let us all guess we all take turns guests hosting, 0:05:03.640 --> 0:05:06.120 and so I'm like, yeah, okay, I gotta pay my mortgage. 0:05:06.120 --> 0:05:07.200 So come on, they'll go. 0:05:07.440 --> 0:05:09.080 Yeah, we all have to pay our mortgages. That's a 0:05:09.120 --> 0:05:09.599 very good point. 0:05:09.680 --> 0:05:11.680 I'll say, thank you for reminding our listeners pay your 0:05:11.720 --> 0:05:14.880 mortgages please. Okay, it's very important. How is it having 0:05:14.960 --> 0:05:15.880 John Stewart back? 0:05:16.320 --> 0:05:19.039 I can say I'm not there for the everyday, day 0:05:19.080 --> 0:05:22.920 to day, but I do know that it is interesting because, 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:25.360 like I probably shouldn't say this, but who cares, there 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:30.960 were some guys in the crew who never wore like 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:33.760 every year they would give us new merch. That's say 0:05:33.760 --> 0:05:36.320 because I started with Trevor in twenty seventeen and there 0:05:36.320 --> 0:05:38.839 were crew guys who would never put on Trevor's merch. 0:05:38.880 --> 0:05:42.280 They would only wear John's old merch, to the point 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:44.000 where We're just like, there was letters, so it was 0:05:44.040 --> 0:05:46.760 they a LEO would on uert and they would still 0:05:47.880 --> 0:05:48.760 be rocketed. 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:53.359 So copy that, copy that, okay. So that's that's the 0:05:53.400 --> 0:05:56.120 major difference with John being back and okay, copy that. 0:05:56.160 --> 0:05:58.560 They can get new jackets with all the letters on it, basically. 0:05:58.640 --> 0:06:02.640 But I can say that everything feels more settled because 0:06:02.640 --> 0:06:05.360 when we had the guest hosts, it was like I 0:06:05.400 --> 0:06:08.920 don't know, we don't know, and you're just like, my 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:10.640 check came this week and that's what it was. And 0:06:10.680 --> 0:06:13.280 it was a year and some change of that and 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:16.159 then a strike. So with John being there, even him 0:06:16.200 --> 0:06:18.479 just being there on Mondays, everyone just seems a lot 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:21.200 calmer in the building. I guess this is the worst 0:06:21.200 --> 0:06:21.920 way to describe it. 0:06:22.000 --> 0:06:25.680 Good good, that's fucking awesome. And congratulations on your new book. 0:06:25.960 --> 0:06:26.320 Thank you. 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:27.839 It's called Hello. 0:06:27.720 --> 0:06:31.360 Friends, Stories of Dating, Destiny and Day Jobs. 0:06:31.720 --> 0:06:34.839 You've had a lot of fucked up jobs. I mean, 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:37.000 if you survived. 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:39.720 All that shit, you're kind of really well A, you're resilient, 0:06:39.800 --> 0:06:41.320 but you're almost indestructible. 0:06:42.440 --> 0:06:45.640 Well, here's the thing. If you speak Spanish, they'll let 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:50.159 you answer anybody's phone. So I fresh out of college. 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:53.200 I worked at some shady car lots, and then I 0:06:53.240 --> 0:06:54.760 managed a not at a body shop. And then I 0:06:54.760 --> 0:06:57.120 worked for a car insurance company, and I worked for 0:06:57.120 --> 0:07:00.000 a trash company, a power company. I used to house 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:01.800 spanage for theater because I have a theater degree of 0:07:02.160 --> 0:07:02.800 acting degree. 0:07:03.080 --> 0:07:05.440 What don't you have? Don't say a husband. 0:07:05.640 --> 0:07:07.960 Name one thing you don't have besides a husband. Name 0:07:08.000 --> 0:07:09.800 one thing that you need that you don't have. 0:07:10.200 --> 0:07:13.960 Oo, a plane. I want a plane. 0:07:14.360 --> 0:07:14.800 I don't like. 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:16.520 In fact, we're not allowed to say that. I want 0:07:16.520 --> 0:07:18.920 to play. I am tired to give a delta my coins. 0:07:19.200 --> 0:07:21.120 I want to be able to hop on my own 0:07:21.440 --> 0:07:23.520 ed go wherever I want. But no, I'm in a 0:07:23.560 --> 0:07:26.000 good place, I said to one of my friends one day. 0:07:26.200 --> 0:07:27.880 When I made less money, I always knew what I 0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:29.760 wanted to eat for dinner, and now I'm just like 0:07:31.320 --> 0:07:33.480 I could do whatever I want, and it's a very 0:07:33.560 --> 0:07:36.240 interesting place to be in. But I just spend most 0:07:36.280 --> 0:07:38.280 of my time feeding my mom and my brother because 0:07:38.280 --> 0:07:38.960 they live with me. 0:07:39.360 --> 0:07:41.680 So is that why you know Spanish? Because of Miami? 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:42.600 Growing up in Miami. 0:07:43.400 --> 0:07:45.640 I started when we moved back to Miami when I 0:07:45.760 --> 0:07:48.800 was nine. You had to take Spanish every day in school, 0:07:48.840 --> 0:07:51.840 and I picked it up super quick. I studied it 0:07:51.840 --> 0:07:54.560 from like nine to eleven, and I picked it up 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:56.400 real fast. And I didn't take another Spanish class agains 0:07:56.400 --> 0:07:59.080 I was fifteen, because in Georgia you don't have to 0:07:59.080 --> 0:08:01.120 take Spanish class as you have to take them in Miami. 0:08:01.560 --> 0:08:03.200 But I just picked it up so fast I was 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:04.640 just able to keep it so to the time I 0:08:04.680 --> 0:08:07.280 was an adult, I was fully bilingual. I mean, there's 0:08:07.280 --> 0:08:08.400 a lot of words I don't know, but as a 0:08:08.400 --> 0:08:09.560 lot of English words I don't know. 0:08:09.640 --> 0:08:13.720 A studiato para duh d sinco onjos. And I still 0:08:13.760 --> 0:08:16.960 can't fucking speak Spanish. I had had a lasted this morning, 0:08:17.040 --> 0:08:19.920 and I get so fucking scared every time someone starts 0:08:19.960 --> 0:08:23.640 speaking Spanish to me. All I know so many words 0:08:23.680 --> 0:08:26.000 and so many and I can only write them or 0:08:26.040 --> 0:08:28.440 say them to myself. As soon as my housekeeper starts talking, 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:31.400 I'm like, stop it stop. I can't fucking keep up. 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:34.600 It depends on where the person's from. Sometimes, like I 0:08:34.679 --> 0:08:38.360 grew up listening to either like Cuban Spanish or like 0:08:39.200 --> 0:08:44.000 Mexico or El Salvador, so my ear is more tuned 0:08:44.160 --> 0:08:48.120 to Mexican Spanish because that's who I grew up with 0:08:48.240 --> 0:08:49.640 and who I grew up around when we moved back 0:08:49.679 --> 0:08:53.520 to Atlanta, and so it's interesting because like, like I 0:08:53.559 --> 0:08:55.440 was in Puerto Rico for three weeks filming a movie 0:08:55.440 --> 0:08:57.160 and I was like, I don't know what these folks 0:08:57.160 --> 0:09:00.560 are talking about. But Puerto Rican Spanish is different because 0:09:00.559 --> 0:09:04.439 they take English words and conjugate them like Spanish. 0:09:03.559 --> 0:09:05.040 And it's like totally different dialects. 0:09:05.120 --> 0:09:07.200 It's a totally different dialect, but everybody like in the 0:09:07.200 --> 0:09:09.199 same way, just like people like I don't get it. 0:09:09.200 --> 0:09:11.160 I'm like in Georgia, if you want if you ask 0:09:11.280 --> 0:09:12.760 somebody if they want something to drink, it's like you 0:09:12.760 --> 0:09:17.439 want to coke, And I could be meaning any carbonated beverage, 0:09:18.080 --> 0:09:20.000 but I'm just asking you if you want to coke, while 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:22.000 other places a pop, other places that's soda. It's the 0:09:22.040 --> 0:09:24.760 same concept. It's just the different usage of words. But yeah, 0:09:24.760 --> 0:09:28.400 that's how I learned to speak Spanish was when when 0:09:28.400 --> 0:09:28.959 we lived in. 0:09:28.880 --> 0:09:31.400 Miami, and have you had a lot of Spanish speaking boyfriends. 0:09:32.160 --> 0:09:35.240 My first boyfriend was from al Salvador. His grandma didn't 0:09:35.280 --> 0:09:37.839 hate me because I spoke Spanish, so it's just like, 0:09:38.360 --> 0:09:43.640 oh my, my, my grandson's dating a black or you're like, oh, like, oh. 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:45.120 Oh yeah. 0:09:45.520 --> 0:09:47.720 I was like, I'm not Latin, but you know, when 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:49.680 your name is gold to say. And I would be 0:09:49.720 --> 0:09:52.160 so disappointed to people if I didn't speak Spanish. So 0:09:52.600 --> 0:09:54.720 but yeah, there's always some boy you can talk to. 0:09:54.800 --> 0:09:56.199 And then I grew up like I have a whole 0:09:57.080 --> 0:10:01.160 Mexican family. One of my friends family basically a so 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:03.559 you know, I have sisters and brothers and a thousand 0:10:03.600 --> 0:10:05.480 cousins and their kids and all of that. So I 0:10:05.520 --> 0:10:09.319 have a a whole network of people that I rely 0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:11.839 on as family because my family's not close. 0:10:12.120 --> 0:10:13.840 Since you've been a little kid, they haven't been close. 0:10:14.320 --> 0:10:16.480 Listen, when you have a lot of uncles, you can't 0:10:16.600 --> 0:10:19.120 be cool with all of them. So like, my mom 0:10:19.160 --> 0:10:23.199 has four older brothers and my uncle Stevie's great, but 0:10:23.240 --> 0:10:25.640 my other uncles, well, one of them just passed away, 0:10:25.679 --> 0:10:28.600 but who cares. We have his dog and that's fine. 0:10:29.320 --> 0:10:30.880 I don't know why a black man who went through 0:10:30.960 --> 0:10:32.719 Jim Crow owns a German shepherd, but. 0:10:33.040 --> 0:10:34.440 Oh god, oh. 0:10:37.160 --> 0:10:39.440 Yeah, tell me about your dating life. What's happening in 0:10:39.480 --> 0:10:42.199 your life. Now I've heard you talk about dating. You 0:10:42.760 --> 0:10:44.319 have an affinity towards broke men. 0:10:44.880 --> 0:10:47.200 No, they like me, and that's why I'm trying so 0:10:47.360 --> 0:10:52.480 hard to get from underneath them, literally, because they really 0:10:52.520 --> 0:10:55.240 think I'm the bee's knees, the cat's pajamas, their way 0:10:55.240 --> 0:10:57.640 to have a three square meals a day. Yeah, broke 0:10:57.720 --> 0:11:01.000 men love me, and I'm a tar for them because 0:11:01.040 --> 0:11:03.280 they have a tendency to think that I don't have 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:06.320 high self esteem and I'm not a confident person, which 0:11:06.360 --> 0:11:09.880 I think is very amusing because google me, sir, So. 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:11.880 You don't like you don't like them in return, They 0:11:12.000 --> 0:11:12.720 just like you. 0:11:13.160 --> 0:11:16.160 They love me because they want to eat today and 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:19.960 they know that I'm going to do that. So broke 0:11:20.080 --> 0:11:22.640 men love me, and they have the best dick because 0:11:22.679 --> 0:11:24.880 they have to. They have nothing else to offer you. 0:11:25.360 --> 0:11:27.880 So if you're trying to get dicked down, which I 0:11:27.960 --> 0:11:30.920 usually am, like a lady does as much as I'm 0:11:30.960 --> 0:11:33.559 trying to keep them out of my out of my scope. 0:11:33.920 --> 0:11:35.600 I mean, I've been doing very well for the past 0:11:35.600 --> 0:11:38.680 two years and really getting away from these jokers. Because 0:11:39.160 --> 0:11:41.960 I said on CNN that my New Year's resolution was 0:11:41.960 --> 0:11:44.480 no more broke dick, and them dudes got very mad. 0:11:44.720 --> 0:11:46.080 The broke dick dudes got mad. 0:11:46.240 --> 0:11:49.960 Yes, if you reject a man in any way, he's 0:11:50.000 --> 0:11:50.840 going to get upset. 0:11:51.920 --> 0:11:53.200 So there are a lot of. 0:11:53.240 --> 0:11:56.920 Dudes bother borrowing their friends' phones to be mad at 0:11:56.920 --> 0:11:59.000 me on Twitter, and it was the same. I should 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:00.720 be glad that even men ry try to talk to 0:12:00.760 --> 0:12:02.560 me and about d da da da da dah, because 0:12:02.559 --> 0:12:04.560 we keep having this narrative that men don't have sex 0:12:04.600 --> 0:12:07.040 with plus size women, which is stupid. My boobs are huge. 0:12:07.160 --> 0:12:07.959 You sound dumb. 0:12:08.440 --> 0:12:10.800 I have dated so many men that do not appreciate 0:12:10.840 --> 0:12:13.000 big breasts. When I have big breasts, I don't fucking 0:12:13.000 --> 0:12:16.120 get that. Or they're the most recent guy, well that's okay. 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:18.960 He was like an ass man and he was all 0:12:18.960 --> 0:12:20.760 over my ass, and I was like, I don't really 0:12:20.840 --> 0:12:22.400 have that much of an ass, So it's like there's 0:12:22.400 --> 0:12:25.480 not much to get after. But I'm so surprised that 0:12:25.559 --> 0:12:26.240 men aren't. 0:12:26.040 --> 0:12:27.520 Boot men like I. 0:12:27.520 --> 0:12:29.520 I'm not a lesbian, but I think boobs are fun 0:12:29.559 --> 0:12:31.360 boobs aat I would want to get in on that 0:12:31.520 --> 0:12:32.320 or get after it. 0:12:32.480 --> 0:12:37.840 Yeah, we as a society, regardless of your preference or orientation. 0:12:38.520 --> 0:12:41.839 We all appreciate a nice set of boobs, we all do. 0:12:42.040 --> 0:12:43.760 We all looked at it. I've seen a girl. I'm like, 0:12:44.080 --> 0:12:46.760 I am not queer at all, but I have seen 0:12:46.760 --> 0:12:49.440 a girl and be like, girls got a nice boom totally. 0:12:49.720 --> 0:12:51.559 And I think everyone, I know you're a fan of 0:12:51.640 --> 0:12:54.319 drag race as well. I think everyone is obsessed with boobs. 0:12:54.400 --> 0:12:55.840 I mean you see the drag queens on there, like 0:12:55.840 --> 0:12:57.800 they're also obsessed with boops, not just to wear them, 0:12:57.840 --> 0:12:59.079 but they like play with that. I mean it's a 0:12:59.120 --> 0:13:00.679 whole thing. Ever is obsessed with. 0:13:00.600 --> 0:13:02.400 Boob Well, of course, why wouldn't you be. 0:13:02.559 --> 0:13:05.360 They're just like two fun little jugs or big jugs, 0:13:05.400 --> 0:13:07.720 depending on who's who's who's the owner. 0:13:08.040 --> 0:13:09.640 I just have a joke about like gay man grabbing 0:13:09.640 --> 0:13:13.000 my boobs and being like, sir, we're both not this 0:13:13.040 --> 0:13:14.400 helps me either one of us. What are we doing 0:13:14.480 --> 0:13:16.439 right now? This is crazy? And so I just have 0:13:16.520 --> 0:13:18.440 this joke about like a gay man grabbing my boobs, 0:13:18.480 --> 0:13:20.120 like putting a car in a Lamborghini and starting a 0:13:20.120 --> 0:13:22.439 car and getting out. It's just like why are we? 0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:25.120 Why are we going through this song and dance? 0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:27.600 I like your strength and your confidence. Where is that 0:13:27.679 --> 0:13:29.880 from your childhood? Is that because you had to move 0:13:29.920 --> 0:13:31.880 around a lot during your childhood and be that? 0:13:31.960 --> 0:13:33.360 I mean, I noticed that when I was at the 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:33.960 Daily Show. 0:13:34.000 --> 0:13:37.920 Actually you're very upfront and not afraid of confrontation. 0:13:38.520 --> 0:13:41.680 Whi's so funny that I hate confrontation, but I'm very 0:13:42.080 --> 0:13:45.360 really I don't like it. But I also have a 0:13:45.400 --> 0:13:48.760 certain way do people have to treat me? And so 0:13:49.679 --> 0:13:53.280 when you grow up and you're accustomed to grown adults 0:13:53.880 --> 0:13:57.160 being disrespectful and rude to you, you know why, It's 0:13:57.200 --> 0:14:01.240 because you're a black child. And when you become an 0:14:01.320 --> 0:14:03.559 adult and you get into a workplace that is filled 0:14:03.600 --> 0:14:07.040 with white people, white people have a tendency in a 0:14:07.120 --> 0:14:14.400 workplace to do passive, aggressive, bitch made things. And I'm 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:17.280 fucking grown because I'm not trying to have a confrontation 0:14:17.360 --> 0:14:18.839 with you when I'm trying to have as a conversation 0:14:18.960 --> 0:14:21.640 with you, And anytime I have a conversation, it's going 0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:24.240 to be seen as confrontation because you're trying to do 0:14:24.320 --> 0:14:26.920 fuck shit and I'm not letting you do it. So 0:14:27.000 --> 0:14:29.520 you can't disrespect me and then smile in my face, 0:14:30.240 --> 0:14:32.680 and so it's going to be seen as were Also, 0:14:32.840 --> 0:14:37.520 it's we don't have time. We have to make a show. 0:14:37.920 --> 0:14:40.240 I don't have time for your feelings because you didn't 0:14:40.280 --> 0:14:42.760 have time for mine. So when you told me that 0:14:42.800 --> 0:14:44.760 I couldn't do this or that I couldn't do that, 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:47.720 no one tiptoed around me to make me feel better 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:50.840 and to go well, told say we're not sure, No, bitch, 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:54.000 hurry up, because you had no problem of trying to 0:14:54.040 --> 0:14:57.360 make me feel insecure and lacking in this job when 0:14:57.440 --> 0:14:59.360 you knew I could do it. So now that I 0:14:59.400 --> 0:15:02.040 have the opportunit unity to go, this needs to be fixed. 0:15:02.760 --> 0:15:06.080 I'm not gonna hold your hand because you didn't hold mine. Also, 0:15:06.120 --> 0:15:08.320 we're all grown. Why am I holding your hand? You 0:15:08.440 --> 0:15:11.600 know this is wrong? What's the problem. And that's what 0:15:11.680 --> 0:15:13.600 I don't like when you're with white people at a job. 0:15:13.640 --> 0:15:17.720 It's a fake sense of community. It's a fake sense 0:15:17.760 --> 0:15:21.040 of camaraderie, it's a fake sense of caring. You couldn't 0:15:21.040 --> 0:15:23.760 give a fuck about me if I did not walk 0:15:23.760 --> 0:15:26.200 in this building. Again, it affects nobody in any way 0:15:26.560 --> 0:15:28.480 because as long as y'all are getting a check, as 0:15:28.520 --> 0:15:31.200 long as Comedy Central still cutting checks, as long as 0:15:31.200 --> 0:15:35.080 this office is cutting checks, who gives a shit? So 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:38.160 y'all can't treat me any kind of way. I'm fucking forty. 0:15:38.200 --> 0:15:41.280 Who are you talking to? And so that's all it is. 0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:42.760 It's just if you hit a certain point as a 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:46.640 black woman where you're just like no, because you finally 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:49.960 realize there are no consequences for me sticking up for myself. 0:15:50.320 --> 0:15:52.720 Because in these times I'm appearing to be confident, it's 0:15:52.760 --> 0:15:55.680 because I am sticking up for myself. I always have 0:15:55.760 --> 0:15:57.920 to defend me because no one's showing up for me. 0:15:58.600 --> 0:16:00.960 But it's always gonna see, Well, Dulte was being mean 0:16:01.000 --> 0:16:05.400 to me, No bitch, you were being disrespectful, and I said, hey, 0:16:05.680 --> 0:16:07.000 you can't talk to me like that. 0:16:07.320 --> 0:16:10.440 This reminds me of America Ferrara's speech in Barbie. 0:16:11.080 --> 0:16:11.200 Oh. 0:16:11.240 --> 0:16:12.720 I didn't see that movie because I knew it was 0:16:12.720 --> 0:16:16.480 white woman propaganda, so I didn't go watch it. I 0:16:16.600 --> 0:16:19.040 know to put in it, but I know the campaign. 0:16:19.160 --> 0:16:22.520 I thought I was excited about it, and I was like, 0:16:22.560 --> 0:16:24.480 I'm gonna stay home all right. 0:16:24.520 --> 0:16:25.840 Well, and that note, We'll take a break and we'll 0:16:25.840 --> 0:16:27.080 be right back with Dulce Sloan. 0:16:31.360 --> 0:16:33.280 This week, we'd love for you to write in about 0:16:33.360 --> 0:16:36.680 family secrets. If there's advice you need about something you're 0:16:36.720 --> 0:16:39.920