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Speaker 1: Am I the a hole? Does he deserve it? Also?

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Speaker 1: Wait really quick? Yes? All right?

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Speaker 2: So we had this. Okay, So we were talking about

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Speaker 2: to heaven. Oh, you can't commit any sin. You can't

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Speaker 2: for seven is the age of reason. I think that's

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Speaker 2: in a lot of Christian tradition. So if you murder

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Speaker 2: every child before the age of seven, they all instantly

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Speaker 1: You know. I usually open the door, get in the

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Speaker 1: But sometimes Sam, you put me in the car right

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Speaker 2: One guy is gonna you know, I have to suffered

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Speaker 1: But think of all the kids he'll save, you know,

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Speaker 1: I might hurdering them. I might have to unbuckle my

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Speaker 1: believe that. I don't tell you that any Catholics Christian

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Speaker 1: the comments section for our boy.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, let's get into this one.

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Speaker 1: My goodness, my god. Literally, I know this will get

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Speaker 1: know I'm not looking for any validation or forgiveness. I

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Speaker 1: need to get this out, aren't we all? Aren't we? Oh?

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Speaker 2: I have a brother's kidding good self talk. I'm a

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Speaker 1: Tell him. I have a brother who is two years

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Speaker 1: never know how difficult life is for him. I stopped

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Speaker 1: It was an asshole move, but it was like kind

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe OP has just kind of come like an

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Speaker 1: I've always felt guilty about how I treated my brother

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Speaker 3: I couldn't even respond. I went to my room and cried.

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm effing crying again, typing all of this out.

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Speaker 1: When did I become an evil, trash human being. I'm

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Speaker 2: Wow, well and still relying at least sop he is

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I think Opie is getting on this

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Speaker 3: Before and that's all you can do? And I think,

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Speaker 2: Path forward, I would say, Man, I mean there's like

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Speaker 1: I mean, talk about the purest form of fighting hate

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Speaker 1: But this update, we do have an update. Let's get

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Speaker 3: A lot of people were asking for an update.

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Speaker 1: Here it is. I wrote a long asipology letter that

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Speaker 3: I left him the note to read.

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Speaker 1: Anyways, I'm feeling hopeful right now, and a lot of

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Speaker 2: Place of just like apologizing, like, yes, it won't you know,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know what, credit to Opie's brother is

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so dangn wow, Well, P I think you are

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Speaker 1: That's right, you know, Hey, that's good. That's where we

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Speaker 2: My sister has cancer and I couldn't care less because

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Speaker 2: I think she deserves it and I told her so,

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Speaker 2: Am I the asshole?

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Speaker 1: How how do you come out swinging this hard? Like

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Speaker 1: I just some of the some swing this hard? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Wait wait, Mike Tyson, Yeah that he was pretty vicious.

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Speaker 3: All Right, this chick ain't looking so great. I'm not

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Speaker 1: Yeah, probably not looking great without that hair because you

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Speaker 1: Yikes? Yike, Soapy slam duncan in what do you think? Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm very curious to hear what what everyone thinks.

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Speaker 1: I know that she's mistreated you your whole life. That

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but uh, let me give you the license.

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Speaker 3: Do your best to put on the show so.

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Speaker 1: To be supportive, and you know, just didn't have moment.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, what do you think is opda hole

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Speaker 2: in to.

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Speaker 1: This next one more sadness. Maybe this is the sad

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Speaker 1: episode our story finder f does please cry, please cry.

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Speaker 1: My demonic sister is sick and my parents want me

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Speaker 1: to donate my bones and organs for her transplant. I refused.

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Speaker 1: Am I the a hole? Give your organs? You know?

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Speaker 2: The human body is worth two million dollars in the

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Speaker 1: Two million. I was trying to remember. I was talking

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Speaker 1: I feel so valuable now, thank you, Sam, you are

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Speaker 1: and your lungs the next episode and no, no organs,

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Speaker 1: and and my toes your eyes, dude, and you're trying

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Speaker 1: to keep my toes. We're taking them all. I want them.

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Speaker 3: Each of those toes is like worth ten grand. Maybe

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Speaker 3: I could start my own fun with feet.

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Speaker 1: And then, guys, do you guys want me or Sam

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Speaker 1: We will. Yeah, if you file you asked, We'll start

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Speaker 1: our own feet channel. The blooms censer that ship yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, that shit too much. You gotta pay for that. Okay.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: Someone close to me recently revealed that they unabashedly have

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Speaker 2: a footfetsh people do people?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I and he just was loud and proud about it.

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Speaker 1: Happens the whole time. Man to think, Riley's looking at

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Speaker 3: He's a god fearing man and he loves feet.

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Speaker 1: How dairy?

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Speaker 3: I think he's asking if it was my roommate Christian.

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Speaker 3: That is funny. Oh my god, does he not feel

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Speaker 3: the wrath of God's hand my loving feet?

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Speaker 1: How day? Oh? Manet and talks about him all the time.

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Speaker 1: He's a big foot guy, big foot guy, big foot guy,

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Speaker 2: Does he like do you think it's like he's turned

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Speaker 2: on the by like the bigger the foot, the better,

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Speaker 2: like titties.

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Speaker 1: Or it's the petite elegance I think is what he

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I want some sasquatch feet. Oh yeah, some straight

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Speaker 3: just like big big foot.

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Speaker 2: I want them to be like we will grab me,

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Speaker 2: you know, like checked me out with their their big toe.

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Speaker 1: My girlfriend can pinch very hard with her toes. Like

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Speaker 1: like you think it was fingers grab things?

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Speaker 2: Did you reveal something about your sex life just now?

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Speaker 2: Does she twaste her nipples with her toes?

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Speaker 1: No? Or does she? We're going to keep it a mystery,

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Speaker 1: but you know I'm not going to keep a mystery, Sam.

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Speaker 1: We have this story submitted by a amazing Okop fan

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Speaker 1: supporter of the show.

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Speaker 3: We love our Okop fans.

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Speaker 1: That is right.

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Speaker 3: This story actually comes from our subredditt.

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Speaker 1: Our slash Okop show just hit one thousand there, wo

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Speaker 3: Let's get into it.

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Speaker 1: Let's do it.

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Speaker 3: To keep it simple.

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Speaker 1: I have never had the best relationship with my older sister.

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Speaker 1: She was downright demonic and cruel when we were kids,

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Speaker 1: for me. Whenever she needed help us something, it became

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Speaker 1: to help her. Damn, that's that sucks. Had a science

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Speaker 1: experiment for school. I would be the lab rat for it,

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Speaker 1: no matter what it was. What does do these chemicals

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Speaker 1: give you cancer? Here? Brother, let me use your skin.

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Speaker 1: How effective is cyanide on the human body. Let's find out? Brother?

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Speaker 1: How many apple seeds does it take to kill someone

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Speaker 1: with cyanide? Brother? Come here, Mommy needs you for a

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Speaker 1: science experiment. How big is too big of a dildo?

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Speaker 1: Let's find out?

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Speaker 3: Oh boy, can cactus be used a complete.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? If she did something cruel, either our

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Speaker 1: of her to say anything. If you want a story

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Speaker 1: I can post, Yes, please please share another story? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Actually, please submit it to our sasho kyopihow.

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Speaker 1: Yes. And this pretty much was the norm for my life,

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Speaker 1: Fast forward, We're now in our mid twenties and our

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Speaker 3: I should be tested.

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Speaker 1: Of course, I was like, yes, of course, I want

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Speaker 1: to make sure I don't have this, Oh right, like

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Speaker 1: they don't have the same thing. Yeah, But she didn't

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Speaker 1: perfect match for Oregon blood and bone marrow transplants for

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Speaker 1: my sister.

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Speaker 3: Bro, they're taking everything from this man.

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Speaker 1: I was shocked and horrified that instead of worrying both

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Speaker 2: Yeah, nothing but a bag of blood and bodybones, sack

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Speaker 2: of bones, maybe the pool million dollars sack of human

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Speaker 2: human two million dollars sack of transplant ethereal for yourself.

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Speaker 2: That is right, That is that is a big what

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Speaker 2: we call your heart, dumb backup heart for.

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Speaker 3: The big, big sack of meat, big sec of cash.

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Speaker 1: That's what I always say.

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Speaker 3: I told her, No, I wouldn't do that.

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Speaker 1: This turned into several weeks of fighting, guilt tripping, and threats.

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Speaker 1: After a point both call and flat out say are

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Speaker 1: can save her? Also? What about them? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: What about Ope, it's no, it's it is a risk

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Speaker 1: Yeah any not just what about op but what about

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Speaker 1: the parents?

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Speaker 3: Like why aren't the parents.

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Speaker 1: Check tested because they're too old? Maybe but like maybe not,

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Speaker 1: but like out all hearts better than no heart exactly,

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Speaker 1: that's what's not gonna give the heart? But like yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: You'd be the ultimate hero. Yea, my goodness.

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Speaker 1: I was silent for a moment, and then I replied,

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Speaker 1: I'm not spare parts for your child. I am tired

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Speaker 1: of always being used for her all my life and

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Speaker 1: have her treat me like shit. My answer is no, oh,

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00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:25,960
Speaker 1: laying it down. Laying it down, Opie. Well, she only

442
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:29,200
Speaker 1: needed a bone marrow transplant or donation, but was able

443
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:33,200
Speaker 1: to recover after intense treatment, but her attitude towards me changed.

444
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,080
Speaker 3: I just assumed it was because she almost died.

445
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:39,560
Speaker 1: Nope, our parents lied and told her that I was

446
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:42,840
Speaker 1: going to drop everything and come to do whatever it

447
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:45,720
Speaker 1: took to help her. So this, mixed in with close

448
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:48,960
Speaker 1: friends reminding her that she was a terrible sibling to me,

449
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:52,359
Speaker 1: was a wake up call. Now my parents expect me

450
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:55,520
Speaker 1: to keep the secret till everyone is dead, to keep

451
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:59,080
Speaker 1: my sister happy. Keep what secret? I guess, just keep

452
00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:04,120
Speaker 1: it to the grave. Keep what secret? I guess the parents.

453
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:09,440
Speaker 1: Oh oh, the parents asked, and Opie said no, But

454
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:15,280
Speaker 1: the parents still told the sister, Oh, hey, OPI volunteered,

455
00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:19,000
Speaker 1: you know, to do anything anything necessary to help you.

456
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:20,080
Speaker 1: They were few.

457
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:24,240
Speaker 3: They basically did not tell the sister the truth.

458
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:27,119
Speaker 2: He was not gonna go. He's doing everything to save you.

459
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,000
Speaker 2: But all like, the tests are not coming back.

460
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,320
Speaker 1: And yeah, and I guess it seems that they were

461
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:34,800
Speaker 1: able to get a bone marrow transplant without having to

462
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,840
Speaker 1: do anything. Now, my parents expect me to keep the

463
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,520
Speaker 1: secret until everyone is dead, to keep my sister happy,

464
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,399
Speaker 1: because it would really betray her feelings if she knew

465
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 1: the truth, and I guess make the parents look really bad.

466
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:48,480
Speaker 1: It's been a few years and she's back to being

467
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:51,080
Speaker 1: her rotten self, And when she starts up, I just

468
00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:54,000
Speaker 1: remember this lie and see it as a red button

469
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:57,800
Speaker 1: just wanting to be pushed. Wow.

470
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:04,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, even after the sister thinks OPI has

471
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:08,800
Speaker 2: done all that stuff for her, she still is an asshole.

472
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 1: Only a few years later.

473
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:14,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is just don't stop being assholes all of a.

474
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,560
Speaker 1: Sudden, apparently that's that's really rough.

475
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:19,040
Speaker 3: My death won't stop an asshole from being an asshole.

476
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:22,720
Speaker 1: I'm also I'm also wondering, has anyone watching ever been

477
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 1: asked to donate organs blood marrow? But have you donated blood? Huh?

478
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,199
Speaker 1: Have you donated blood? I don't think I ever have

479
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:33,399
Speaker 1: never donated blood. I've only had one blood test in

480
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:37,119
Speaker 1: my whole life. I think, what what? Actually? I have

481
00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:39,440
Speaker 1: no idea? Riley, do you know your blood type? Did

482
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,399
Speaker 1: you have you donated blood? Do you haven't donated blood?

483
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 1: Life insurance? Wait?

484
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:50,280
Speaker 2: Neither of you have donated blood? Yeah, fucking as I've

485
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:51,680
Speaker 2: donated ship tons of blood.

486
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:56,720
Speaker 1: Pussy pussy boys boom.

487
00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,880
Speaker 3: Maybe I my my blood type is be positive.

488
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:06,480
Speaker 1: Honestly, that fits positively positive? Yeah? Is that? Like? What?

489
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,920
Speaker 3: How is that match? Is that like a common match?

490
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,920
Speaker 2: Or it's like thirteen percent thirteen percent? Yes, let's say

491
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:19,720
Speaker 2: it nine percent. Nine percent of people have be positive.

492
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:24,040
Speaker 2: So it's like top ten percent blood word.

493
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 1: Top ten percent?

494
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:26,920
Speaker 3: Oh or the other is smaller than nine percent.

495
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:30,160
Speaker 1: I don't know. I thought it would be something like, oh,

496
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 1: like ten percent or thirty three percent or like, I

497
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:36,800
Speaker 1: don't know how blood works. I ain't know, doctor, I'm

498
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:41,240
Speaker 1: a podcaster and I can't read right here a distribution

499
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:48,680
Speaker 1: of blood types, okay, all right?

500
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:53,920
Speaker 2: So, oh positive is thirty eight percent, A positive thirty

501
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 2: four percent, be positive nine percent, oh negative seven percent,

502
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:02,680
Speaker 2: A negative six percent, be positive, three percent, be negative

503
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 2: two percent, a B negative one percent.

504
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,360
Speaker 1: So there you have it. I some third. Pretty good,

505
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 1: pretty good blood, prettyod blood, pretty good blood on this

506
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:12,760
Speaker 1: one anyway?

507
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 3: What boils your blood powers? In the commons?

508
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:16,520
Speaker 1: Hello?

509
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:18,919
Speaker 3: And uh, we'll see in the next one.

510
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:20,360
Speaker 1: Lovey Oh.

511
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 2: Also also tomorrow, tomorrow, I'm going to that place with

512
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,440
Speaker 2: Ashley in a boat and I'm very excited.

513
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 1: I'm very excited for you.

514
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,640
Speaker 3: Very excited. I think it's going to be lovely and roche.

515
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:33,959
Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear about And then when when

516
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,040
Speaker 1: we come back on the pod, Dude, it might be

517
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:39,240
Speaker 1: married by the time I get back, might be who knows,

518
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:41,879
Speaker 1: who knows anything can happen. My dad is trying to

519
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 1: steal my fifty thousand dollars inheritance and give it to

520
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:48,880
Speaker 1: my stepsister. I refuse to pay for her college. Am

521
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:51,359
Speaker 1: I the asshole? You can't have the fifty k, but

522
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:54,639
Speaker 1: I will give you something else a sexual favor step suys.

523
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,920
Speaker 2: Okay, so this is kind of awkward to be typing,

524
00:26:57,160 --> 00:27:00,359
Speaker 2: but here it goes. I seventeen female have a college

525
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:03,600
Speaker 2: fund started by my grandparents, maternal and paternal, with some

526
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 2: of the money coming from my parents. The fund was

527
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 2: originally for me and my sister, but my mom and

528
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:10,880
Speaker 2: sister died four years ago.

529
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 1: Oh sorry to hear that, OPI that sucks.

530
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 2: And my grandparents, who hold the account, chose to leave

531
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:19,359
Speaker 2: it all for me and continued paying into it. My

532
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 2: dad married eighteen months after my mom and sister died,

533
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 2: and he has a stepdaughter who is the same age

534
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 2: as my sister would be if she were alive. Eighteen months, respectful,

535
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:31,919
Speaker 2: time to continue fucking after your wife died. She's a

536
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 2: high school senior now and talk is turned to her

537
00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:38,000
Speaker 2: going to college. Her mom was single until she married

538
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,199
Speaker 2: my dad and never had the opportunity to start a

539
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 2: fund before. They have something saved, but it's not enough

540
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:46,399
Speaker 2: and won't be so my dad asked me to share.

541
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 1: Mine with her.

542
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 2: She said it was always intended to be for two people,

543
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,359
Speaker 2: and my sister would want her money to be used

544
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:54,720
Speaker 2: by someone in the family.

545
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,639
Speaker 3: Well, how about her literal sister.

546
00:27:56,920 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 1: She's dead. I know, no, no, no, op yeah yeah,

547
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:02,159
Speaker 1: oh he's still alive.

548
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:05,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's someone in the family. I told him it

549
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 2: was being used by someone in the family. Me, yeah,

550
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 2: her sister. And he replied that stepsister is our sister too.

551
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,719
Speaker 2: I told him, no, I only have one sister and

552
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:17,359
Speaker 2: she's dead. This is how I feel. I know people

553
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 2: will give me shit for it, but I only have

554
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 2: one sibling, and that's how it will always be. That's

555
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,960
Speaker 2: not personal against my stepsister, but we're not sisters or

556
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 2: even family beyond her mom being married to my dad.

557
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,439
Speaker 2: My dad said he was telling me I need to

558
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:34,120
Speaker 2: share the money. I told him, no, good. He went

559
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 2: to my grandparents, his parents, and they said it was

560
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 2: for me since my sister could no longer use it.

561
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 2: He went to my maternal grandparents then, because they were

562
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 2: the two who originally set up the account, and they

563
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,760
Speaker 2: told him they have no obligation to fund my stepsister

564
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 2: going to college because she isn't their granddaughter. He's back

565
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 2: trying to force me to say yes. His wife and

566
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 2: daughter are also telling me it's the right thing to do,

567
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,240
Speaker 2: and it's what we do for family and my sister

568
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 2: would want me to do, which pisses me off because

569
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 2: they never met my sister, let alone know what she

570
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 2: would want.

571
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 3: Am I the asshole? There is an update?

572
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 1: Oh man, I hope something bad happens to the dad

573
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 1: and sister of the momb because just.

574
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:13,479
Speaker 2: Like, like die like the sister like that, but you know,

575
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 2: like you really want more tragedy to to ffall this family.

576
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 3: They just pissed me off so much.

577
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 1: This is just a classic example of dad marry someone new,

578
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 1: which hey, great for him, and that box go crazy.

579
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 1: Now he's completely over prioritizing his new wife and her

580
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 1: daughter over his own freaking daughter.

581
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 2: Like, but hey, when the box tell you to do something,

582
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 2: sometimes you listen to the box. Hey everyone, this got

583
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,960
Speaker 2: way more attention than I was expecting, and so I'm

584
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 2: going to post a response to some stuff here because

585
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,080
Speaker 2: I don't know how to reply to every specific question

586
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:45,480
Speaker 2: asked individually. I don't worry that my dad will get

587
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 2: his hands on the money. I'm not going to be

588
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 2: forced into this, and I will be gone before I

589
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,480
Speaker 2: have access to the money. This has already hurt my

590
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 2: relationship with my dad. I'm not really sure there will

591
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 2: be one in a year, I'll be eighteen and can

592
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 2: live my own life and get some peace from all this.

593
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 2: We'll finish high school at my grandparents, probably, since that's

594
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 2: where I plan to move once I can leave this house.

595
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 2: It makes me sad, but I lost so much already.

596
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 2: I'm going to be okay. It will just take time.

597
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 2: So it sounds like this is like ruining the relationship. Yeah,

598
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:13,040
Speaker 2: people have talked about his marrying again eighteen months later,

599
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 2: and I know there has been debate about this. I

600
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,240
Speaker 2: didn't pay much attention to this in my original post

601
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 2: because I knew I would get shit for voicing how

602
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 2: I felt. But it sucked. He has handled everything in

603
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 2: the worst possible way, and I hold some resentment toward

604
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:27,959
Speaker 2: him for it. I do think he deserves to be happy,

605
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,960
Speaker 2: but I have been drowning in grief since I lost

606
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 2: my mom and sister. Knowing he could try to replace

607
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 2: his wife and daughter so soon after we lost them sucks.

608
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 2: It hurts me. But he would see me as a

609
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 2: brat if I told him this. I already expect people

610
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 2: to say that when they read this, OPI You're not

611
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 2: a brat, not at all. Also, such an overstepping for

612
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 2: the dad to ask for your college money for time this,

613
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 2: you know, girl.

614
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 1: He'd be banging.

615
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:53,440
Speaker 3: It's awful. Like, I don't know, what do you think

616
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 3: is opdahole?

617
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 1: Not even in the slightest. And I'm curious on everyone

618
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 1: else's thoughts. And I know we've had a lot of

619
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 1: people actually share about like this, you know, stepmother, step

620
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 1: family dynamic. Let me know your thoughts on the comments,

621
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 1: especially if you've had similar semi similar interactions with your stepmother, sister, father, brother,

622
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 1: et cetera. But yeah, I don't think Ope is the

623
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 1: asshole in the slightest. The dad is a complete asshole

624
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 1: for not just asking her but pressuring her so consistent

625
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 1: pressure is terrible. Yeah, I feel like I have a

626
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 1: sneaking suspicion this is coming from the step mom. But

627
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 1: shout out to the grandparents for supporting OP. It sounds

628
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 1: like OP is going to be able to have that money.

629
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 1: Like the dad is no llegal.

630
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, it seems like he could only get that

631
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 2: money if she gave it.

632
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 1: Fuck your parents, Fuck your parents, not literally, maybe the

633
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 1: step mom onto the next story.

634
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 3: My parents stole my four thousand dollars tuition and gave it.

635
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 1: To my brother. I will never forgive them I the ahole.

636
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 1: You look very concerned.

637
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 3: I mean stealing any kind of money. It is cost

638
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:49,240
Speaker 3: for concern.

639
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 1: For a bit of context, Around a year and a

640
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 1: half ago, when I was fifteen, I came up with

641
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 1: the plan to pay for my own university fees once

642
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 1: I finished school. Hey, thang, good, look at op. I

643
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 1: like it. It's a little like expensive between the four

644
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 1: to five figure range, and my family isn't the richest,

645
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 1: So yeah, I wish to save my parents a trouble

646
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 1: of paying and do everything myself. I planned to save

647
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 1: up enough money until I can invest in some cheap

648
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 1: land back in my hometown and hopefully earn lots fifteen

649
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:20,240
Speaker 1: and thinking about investing like fantastic, fantastic. I told my

650
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,880
Speaker 1: parents this and they seemed pretty okay, at least to

651
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 1: me with my plan. So I began working part time

652
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 1: and I worked my socks off, so did I. So

653
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 1: in those one and a half years, I saved up

654
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 1: around four thousand dollars without spending a single penny. Dang,

655
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,960
Speaker 1: That dedication will serve you well later in life. Now

656
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 1: here's where the problem began. My younger brother had his

657
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 1: thirteenth birthday yesterday, and he had always wanted to have

658
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 1: his own gaming PC set. My parents always told him

659
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Speaker 1: that they couldn't afford it, which makes him sad. One day,

660
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 1: I forgot to bring my wallet with me when I

661
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 1: was going to school, which had my bank card in it.

662
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 1: When I came back, I saw a new gaming piece

663
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 1: sitting right in the middle of the living room. No,

664
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:02,160
Speaker 1: it was half on b and my brother was crying

665
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 1: and jumping around in ecstasy. I was happy for him

666
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 1: since I thought they actually managed to buy it themselves,

667
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 1: until I found out shortly after that almost half of

668
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 1: my saved up money was gone. What kind of parents

669
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Speaker 1: are you?

670
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 3: That is disgusting? Are you kidding me?

671
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Speaker 1: He worked one and a half years to save up

672
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 1: money for education and they spent half of it on

673
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Speaker 1: a gaming PC.

674
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Speaker 2: It sucks because it's like he's just trying to improve

675
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 2: his life and his parents are not only not supporting him,

676
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 2: but actively fucking over his future.

677
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 1: And yes, we know all of each other's bank card passwords.

678
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:40,000
Speaker 1: Don't share your passwords with anyone. I was fuming and

679
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:43,240
Speaker 1: I lost it at my parents, demanding why the f

680
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,400
Speaker 1: did you spend the money that I worked so hard for.

681
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:49,320
Speaker 1: My parents apologized, but noted that they just couldn't tell

682
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 1: their son that they couldn't afford his dream set when

683
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 1: there was money readily available.

684
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 2: It's not ready available money. This is money for his future.

685
00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 1: That he earned. I screamed at them and said that

686
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 1: they've just stolen fourteen hundred pounds right under my nose

687
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 1: without even considering asking me, and that they both owe

688
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 1: me big time. My mom snapped back at me, saying

689
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Speaker 1: that I'm still a child belonging to them and that

690
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 1: money should be the last thing on my mind at

691
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,880
Speaker 1: the moment. Huh, it is funny how it was on

692
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 1: your mind when you stole it from me. It was

693
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,439
Speaker 1: a back and forth argument, and I admit I used

694
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 1: some colorful language there before my mom went on a

695
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 1: power trip and yelled at me to remember who I'm

696
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 1: talking back to. Faith I stomped off in anger. Some

697
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:32,839
Speaker 1: of you editors may think that thirteen hundred pounds isn't

698
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 1: a lot in the real world, but I've worked hard

699
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 1: after school and on weekends to get this much, and

700
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 1: for it to be half gone in an instant is

701
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 1: a heartbreak for me. But I think I regret some

702
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,319
Speaker 1: of the things I said to them, especially when all

703
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,720
Speaker 1: they were trying to do was make my brother happy.

704
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 1: Am I the a whole No, not at all. I

705
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:53,400
Speaker 1: want to know what everyone else thinks.

706
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,879
Speaker 2: But they've literally stole money from you, and I think

707
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 2: that goes to show do not share your bank account passwords,

708
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:02,319
Speaker 2: not at all with anyone. Yeah, that should be solely you.

709
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:04,920
Speaker 1: It's tough. It's tough though, because, like the family, he

710
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,279
Speaker 1: probably had to. I don't know what the laws are

711
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 1: like in the UK or on getting a bank account,

712
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 1: but I'm pretty sure you have to have like a

713
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Speaker 1: guardian to get your bank account set up, and they could,

714
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 1: but you still can the guardian take away your money? No,

715
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know. That's a good question, but

716
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 1: well I could easily see Probably most parents like set

717
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 1: up the password with their kid. I don't know, Oh,

718
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 1: you changed your passwords, but that's pretty gotta do. Yeah,

719
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,520
Speaker 1: that's it, that's what you gotta do. Let's get to

720
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 1: this next story. Boo. I knew my father was giving

721
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 1: us no inheritance from his millions of dollars, but I

722
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:39,800
Speaker 1: didn't tell any of my siblings. Now they are pissed,

723
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 1: So am I the asshole. It's up with all these

724
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 1: rich families. Eat out the rich, eat out the rich. Interesting,

725
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 1: if you eat the rich, you might not get their money.

726
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:49,319
Speaker 1: My father passed away a couple months ago. We knew

727
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:50,880
Speaker 1: it was coming, and there was plenty of time to

728
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:53,360
Speaker 1: prepare for it. He had a long and successful career

729
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 1: in his younger days. Five years ago he sold his

730
00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:58,759
Speaker 1: home to move into a very very nice, old folks home.

731
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 1: I'll never know how much, but we can safely say

732
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 1: he likely had at least a couple million. I mean,

733
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 1: that's a lot.

734
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,320
Speaker 2: He loved his alma mater and was very involved in

735
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:10,760
Speaker 2: the volunteer alumni relations department in his retirement. A couple

736
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:13,320
Speaker 2: of years ago, he told me he planned to donate

737
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:17,720
Speaker 2: his entire estate to their alumni scholarship fund. He'd always

738
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 2: been of generous man, so this didn't really shock me.

739
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 2: I never really thought about it, since interesting generous to

740
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 2: your kids?

741
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I honestly, like I've said in pretty recent episodes,

742
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:29,759
Speaker 1: what's the pros and cons of like giving inheritance to

743
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 1: your children, but like giving it all to university? I

744
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:35,279
Speaker 1: don't know why that's coming off as such a asshole move.

745
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:37,280
Speaker 2: I don't know then when he passed, all the fueler

746
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 2: arrangements and whatnot were already paid for, and he had

747
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 2: a relatively small life insurance policy at that point, just

748
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 2: to ensure nobody would have expenses associated with his death.

749
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 2: He had a longtime lawyer friend and CPA who then

750
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 2: officially told me and my siblings about his will. As

751
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,879
Speaker 2: he told me, everything was gifted to the university fund,

752
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 2: so I wasn't surprised, but I guess he never told

753
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 2: my siblings this. They were very surprised, wanted to challenge it,

754
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 2: and when I said I already knew about it, they flipped.

755
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:09,440
Speaker 2: They asked some lawyers and supposedly they have no case.

756
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:11,799
Speaker 2: He was in sound mind when he made his will,

757
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 2: so it's cut and dry. But my siblings are pissed

758
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 2: at me, saying when he told me, I should have

759
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:18,440
Speaker 2: tried to convince him otherwise. Told them so they could

760
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 2: have tried to convince him otherwise too. We've gotten into

761
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 2: it lately and I just feel like it's all unnecessary. Yeah,

762
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:27,360
Speaker 2: our dad was always generous with us, paid for our schoolings,

763
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 2: weddings and all of the main parent things. I really

764
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 2: don't care about having an inheritance because we otherwise were

765
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 2: always given everything we need. Was I being an asshole

766
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:40,240
Speaker 2: by not telling them? It really didn't even cross my mind.

767
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 1: So this is where I get pissed off with the

768
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 1: inheritance stuff, because it's like, imagine the father was not

769
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 1: well off and still provided, you know, a good childhood.

770
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,240
Speaker 1: Maybe he wasn't able to pay for all of university,

771
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:54,239
Speaker 1: maybe he wasn't able to pay for like a nice

772
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,880
Speaker 1: extravagant wedding. Right, but gave you good love, gave you

773
00:37:56,920 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 1: a good home, did all that good stuff? Would you

774
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 1: be mad when you don't receive any inheritance from him?

775
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:07,360
Speaker 1: It's the same scenario both ways. You don't receive inheritance

776
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,799
Speaker 1: from the rich father and you don't receive inheritance from

777
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:13,879
Speaker 1: the not wealthy father. Yeah, but you are angry at

778
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:15,680
Speaker 1: the wealthy father for us. I mean, I don't know

779
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 1: what I'm saying.

780
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 2: The kids should be angry, But if it was me,

781
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 2: I would donate the money to my kids.

782
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 1: And it's not that the kids should get no money,

783
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:26,839
Speaker 1: but it's it's the perversing the memory of their father

784
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:32,719
Speaker 1: expecting so much. Exactly the expectation kind of perverses the relationship,

785
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:35,800
Speaker 1: which is something that I think is not good.

786
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:39,720
Speaker 3: I agree, but go to hear about my date. Yeah

787
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,279
Speaker 3: I do. Let's get into it.

788
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:41,760
Speaker 1: Okay.

789
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 2: So it was a friend, a friend's girl friend's friend,

790
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 2: right is it in Balie where we are for a month.

791
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 2: And my friend's like, oh, you should meet up with her.

792
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 2: And so she looked kind of cute Instagram and like

793
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 2: she seemed nice, and so we met up yesterday and

794
00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 2: I was kind of going in with it with vibes anyway,

795
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 2: because like Ashley, you know, you know my Australian thoughty.

796
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 3: Wow sawdy Okay, but dude.

797
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 2: She literally comes to the table and says, I love

798
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 2: to lie. Is that not a red flag? Oh, it's

799
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:12,880
Speaker 2: totally red flag.

800
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 1: I like it.

801
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 2: She was like much more energetically reserved and like a

802
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:21,360
Speaker 2: little shy. Right, Campbell, I need your dating expertise, Okay,

803
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:26,720
Speaker 2: I need a woman's thought process on what this means.

804
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 2: This is Campbell, she's a woman. So I'm going on

805
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:31,400
Speaker 2: the state with his girl. It's kind of a day.

806
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 2: It's like a friend introduction, like almost like a courtesy hangout.

807
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 2: I think mutually she asked me if I want to

808
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 2: go into the bathroom to like look at something interesting, right,

809
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 2: Apparently there's something in the bathroom though, like that's legitimately

810
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:43,359
Speaker 2: interesting to look at.

811
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,839
Speaker 1: Riley brought me into one bathroom. He's like, you have

812
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:47,400
Speaker 1: to see this bathroom anyway.

813
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 2: I make a joke about like, hey, you need to

814
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 2: buy me a set of drinks before you can just

815
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,919
Speaker 2: be inviting me into bathrooms. And plus right, so there's

816
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:56,839
Speaker 2: like this little bit of like undertone of sexuality where

817
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 2: you go from that to another bar, playpool. We're playing pool,

818
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:02,760
Speaker 2: we play for the next round of drinks, she wins,

819
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 2: she destroys me, and there's like a couple more like

820
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:07,880
Speaker 2: sexual jokes. It's like fun, but I'm not putting my

821
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,759
Speaker 2: one hundred percent flirt on her. And then we go

822
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:14,280
Speaker 2: to one more bar and we go to Old Man's,

823
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 2: which is like a club and it's freaking poppin' and

824
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 2: we go to the dance floor and she said she's

825
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:20,959
Speaker 2: wanted to dance, and we get to the dance floor

826
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Speaker 2: and then she is just either the worst dancer ever

827
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 2: or just can't refuses to dance. We went to the

828
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,719
Speaker 2: other dance floor and she just wasn't feeling it. And

829
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:33,799
Speaker 2: then we got like another set of drinks. I'm like, hey,

830
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 2: like you know, like you, I'll spin you around. Let's

831
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:38,399
Speaker 2: do some dancers together. And we do one and she's

832
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 2: just not getting it, and I'm just like, okay, maybe

833
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,400
Speaker 2: it's but it's kind of too loud to even talk,

834
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:47,400
Speaker 2: and she doesn't even she doesn't want to talk to

835
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:50,160
Speaker 2: anyone new, and so I was just like, are you

836
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:51,400
Speaker 2: uncomfortable right now?

837
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:55,240
Speaker 1: Nice dude, that's how you know the date's going really well.

838
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:58,719
Speaker 2: And she's like no, but I am like, I am

839
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:00,640
Speaker 2: a little tired. I'm like, okay, like let's leave. We

840
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 2: can leave and then you can get like a grab

841
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 2: home or something. And then I'm expecting that when we

842
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:07,879
Speaker 2: leave old Man's she's going to get a grab, which

843
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,879
Speaker 2: is like uber immediately back and she's like, how close

844
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:11,879
Speaker 2: is your villa from here?

845
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 1: Oh?

846
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 3: Oh how about your bathroom? Trying to see that. Yeah,

847
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 3: so like how would you interpret that?

848
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:20,360
Speaker 1: Interesting?

849
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:26,360
Speaker 4: I'm tired, screams I'm not going home with you. I'm tired.

850
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,400
Speaker 4: To me says I'm done.

851
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 1: I think it's.

852
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,760
Speaker 4: Curious that she's the one who's saying that she wanted

853
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,880
Speaker 4: to dance and then was like never mind.

854
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 3: She also started with that she loves a lot. We

855
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 3: also might hang out with this person, so just say,

856
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,360
Speaker 3: you know, looking forward to meeting her, just setting it

857
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:42,279
Speaker 3: up so well, I.

858
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 4: Did hear her come in last night, so like I

859
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 4: already knew the end of the story. I think it's

860
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:50,279
Speaker 4: all around weird. Also, the invite into the bathroom, I.

861
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 1: Think it was a joke. We shouldn't read too much

862
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:53,359
Speaker 1: into it.

863
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 4: No, However, usually you can just be like you go, look,

864
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:58,880
Speaker 4: you don't have to be like, come with me.

865
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 1: Right. So it's like into the women's bathroom. I'm assuming

866
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I don't know the bathroom setup.

867
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,279
Speaker 1: She's like, oh, like, is your villa close. I'm like, yeah,

868
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 1: it's a couple minute walk. You can order your grab

869
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:12,319
Speaker 1: from there, right, you can leave from there.

870
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 2: And so we get there and she's not ordering your grab,

871
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 2: and I'm like, so are you gonna order?

872
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:21,440
Speaker 3: It's like a little awkward.

873
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:24,360
Speaker 1: I'm kind of done. I thought she was done.

874
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:26,400
Speaker 2: But then she's kind of looking at me and like

875
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:29,840
Speaker 2: still talking, and she's like, oh, yeah, I don't like,

876
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 2: I don't think it's working, and then puts her phone

877
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:33,800
Speaker 2: down and then I'm like, don't worry, I'll pull it

878
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 2: in the address.

879
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 1: I'll order it for you. Wow.

880
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,399
Speaker 2: So like it was going well until old Man's Old Man.

881
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 2: She gave me hard signals like hey, I want this

882
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:49,799
Speaker 2: to be over, and I'm like down. And then as

883
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:51,800
Speaker 2: soon as we leave, I feel like I was getting

884
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 2: signals that it was that she was like interested in again,

885
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 2: and I.

886
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 1: Was just confused.

887
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:58,439
Speaker 4: I think it's very important to remember that, like, even

888
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:01,759
Speaker 4: if you're only giving seventy percent of your riz, that

889
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:03,320
Speaker 4: is most people's one hundred percent.

890
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:08,319
Speaker 1: I think that's crucial to remember flattering me. And then

891
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 1: she sent me this this morning. Also, while you're pulling

892
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 1: that up, what if this was like her really like

893
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 1: strange wave. I want to get back to the place faster.

894
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:19,399
Speaker 1: So instead of being oh, hey, like let's go check

895
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 1: out your place, let me just like shut down the

896
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 1: vibe here so I can turn on the vibe there.

897
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:28,040
Speaker 3: That actually, well that might because it's very weird.

898
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 2: But like I think that, but like isn't saying I'm

899
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:34,280
Speaker 2: tired I have worked Like in the morning. That feels

900
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 2: like a universal like.

901
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:37,720
Speaker 1: Very very down with it day. It would be like, okay,

902
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 1: you know.

903
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:41,839
Speaker 4: Ford Drowner, you're being a downer I'm tired. I want

904
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:44,439
Speaker 4: to go home. I need to work like I'm fine

905
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 4: with that.

906
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 1: Okay.

907
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:47,839
Speaker 4: So she gets home, she texts you, thank you for

908
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:50,360
Speaker 4: such a fun night. Not only did I love beating

909
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 4: you at games, but bar hopping was a blast. Science

910
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:56,399
Speaker 4: say otherwise, I love to show you all some other

911
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 4: spots soon.

912
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 1: Cute.

913
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 4: Okay, I love a confirmation. She's that's great. We should

914
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 4: try for sunset a la Barisa tomorrow.

915
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:05,080
Speaker 1: Cute.

916
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 4: This could be taken in so many different ways. I mean,

917
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:13,400
Speaker 4: these are very normal friend texts. I think you're in

918
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 4: friend category. I think you are safe. Yeah, which sounds

919
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 4: like is the right category for somebody who introduces themselves

920
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:23,120
Speaker 4: a compulsive liar.

921
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:27,800
Speaker 2: All right, well that has been a breakdown analysis of

922
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 2: my what my meeting yesterday?

923
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 1: Your meeting?

924
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 3: Yes, your consensual courtesy meeting.

925
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:36,279
Speaker 1: Yes, by the way, round of applause for Campbell for

926
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:40,279
Speaker 1: just beautifully dissecting that, just jumping in. That's right. A

927
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:43,319
Speaker 1: random kid told me I'm his real father. I told

928
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 1: him I don't care. I don't want a relationship with you.

929
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:49,319
Speaker 1: Am I the a hole daddy? Is that you? You're

930
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 1: my real dad? This is just turning sexual now the

931
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 1: voice was way too much. Oh, I think this guy

932
00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:59,880
Speaker 1: is winning the Father of the Year award right here. This,

933
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,240
Speaker 1: this is what fatherhood is all about, you know, denying

934
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 1: you're the real father, not taking any responsibility.

935
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,400
Speaker 2: If you think about it, Genghis Khan was the best

936
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 2: father because he fathered the most amount of kids quantity

937
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 2: over quality. Genghis Khan crushed it. Like three percent of

938
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:15,720
Speaker 2: all people are related to Ganghis Khan. You're the biggest

939
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 2: daddy of all time, exactly. You can't freaking spend all

940
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 2: this time with your kids if you want to be

941
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:21,439
Speaker 2: the biggest daddy of all time.

942
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:23,279
Speaker 3: The only way you could spend time with your kids

943
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 3: as a conference.

944
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:28,319
Speaker 1: Hello everyone, how are we doing today? Dad? When are

945
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:31,440
Speaker 1: you gonna come to my big bucket? Low key? That

946
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:34,720
Speaker 1: would be kind of crazy just to have like millions

947
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:39,759
Speaker 1: of children Los Angeles? Are we doing babe? By misses you?

948
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:43,839
Speaker 1: I miss you. I missed you too, motherfucker. But I'm

949
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:46,880
Speaker 1: up here. Whoa that's gonna be this? Dash? Is this

950
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:49,520
Speaker 1: ginghis Khan? Only one way to find out bangdis dick,

951
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:53,440
Speaker 1: that's Genghis Dong Yeah, bangdas Dong Ganghis Khong More like

952
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 1: Bengis Dong. Oh goodness, let's get into it. From eighteen

953
00:45:56,600 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 1: to twenty five, I was an absolute wild child. Lots

954
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 1: of beer and lots of hookups where we didn't even

955
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 1: know each other's names. What's your body count? Twelve million?

956
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:09,760
Speaker 1: King Is Khan. I was dealing with lots of damage,

957
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 1: to the point where I don't remember most of those years.

958
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:15,480
Speaker 1: Now at almost forty, I'm much better now with therapy

959
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 1: and alcohols, anonymous and my saint of a wife.

960
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 3: But that's the important background.

961
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 1: I was clear with my wife that it is quite

962
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:24,800
Speaker 1: possible that I have some kids out there. I was

963
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 1: raw dugging every port in town, baby go dis gracious,

964
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 1: every country, every country surrounding the Mongolian region. Luckily they

965
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:38,400
Speaker 1: don't know why when yeah occring every town. Father is

966
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 1: into the building, though a lot of the women I

967
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:43,959
Speaker 1: slept with have no way of contacting me to be sure.

968
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 2: Just lowly likes it a baby, leave no trace. It's

969
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 2: like going to national park. You know, exactly have fifty

970
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 2: children at once. You could Gengus did it? I guess

971
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:53,399
Speaker 2: you could?

972
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:53,760
Speaker 1: Father?

973
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 2: Like if you had twins every time and you're fucking

974
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,799
Speaker 2: three times a day, that's like a thousand kids a year,

975
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:01,279
Speaker 2: more two thousand kids.

976
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:04,480
Speaker 3: For thirty forty years. Shit, dude, what is that? Sixty

977
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 3: thousand kids?

978
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:07,360
Speaker 1: Sixty thousand, eighty seven thousand kids.

979
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 3: I do not want that child support?

980
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 1: Am I right? Philka?

981
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 2: Also, Genghis Khan had one hundred and twenty kids, only

982
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:15,719
Speaker 2: one hundred and twenty, tradition claims, Oh yeah, probably more.

983
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 1: What is this tradition?

984
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:20,080
Speaker 2: The number of women who were impregnated by Genghis Khan

985
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 2: is unknown, but estimates range from hundreds to thousands. Research

986
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:27,320
Speaker 2: has shown that zero point five percent of all males

987
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 2: living today are descended from Genghis Khan, which means he

988
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:31,480
Speaker 2: has six million descendants.

989
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:36,239
Speaker 1: Wow. Compound interest baby works with bank accounts and children. So,

990
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 1: speaking of budgets, my wife budgeted some savings for if

991
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 1: we ever have to pay child support for a couple

992
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 1: of kids. She's forward thinking for real, But just ask

993
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 1: that I get a paternity test before we welcome them in.

994
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 3: We have no kids of our own and don't really

995
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:51,759
Speaker 3: want any.

996
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 1: When your spouse is helping you plan for multiple potential

997
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:59,400
Speaker 1: children that you might have as child support, you are

998
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:02,800
Speaker 1: living a great life. Oh boy. Last year a sixteen

999
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:05,880
Speaker 1: year old boy contacted me, saying that I was his

1000
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:08,920
Speaker 1: real father, real Like there's a fake father, like I

1001
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,040
Speaker 1: want to be a real boy. We'll call him ka

1002
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 1: Kay claimed to be the son of one of my

1003
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:16,359
Speaker 1: old classmates and that his mom had raised him by

1004
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 1: herself because she didn't want to cause any trouble. But

1005
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,840
Speaker 1: she had told him about me the whole time, and

1006
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 1: he spent a lot of his life googling me. He

1007
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,880
Speaker 1: had finally worked up the courage to contact me and

1008
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,720
Speaker 1: asked if we could meet. That's kind of cute.

1009
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:32,440
Speaker 2: Years of googling your dad and then finally work with

1010
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:34,880
Speaker 2: the courage to just send that first message.

1011
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's cute. If I had a sixteen year old kid,

1012
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 1: I would meet him. I would be excited.

1013
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would be excited. I'm like, oh my god,

1014
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 2: I could like almost drink with my son. I can

1015
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 2: smoke a sag with my son in money Cut. I

1016
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,719
Speaker 2: could drink with him in Russia. Moved to Russia, drink slovodka.

1017
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 2: Now that's great a parenting right there.

1018
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:52,719
Speaker 1: Since I can neither confirm nor deny sleeping with his mother,

1019
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 1: I agreed to meet between our two towns.

1020
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 2: This is my mom, Remember her no, and sorry, I

1021
00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 2: only bang tens never would have happened.

1022
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 1: On the radar.

1023
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:02,360
Speaker 3: She's maybe a solid eight or nine.

1024
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:05,800
Speaker 1: I drove about five hours and he drove about forty

1025
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 1: five minutes. Though I did tell him about my wife's request,

1026
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:10,920
Speaker 1: he was fine with that beating the paternity test. We

1027
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,400
Speaker 1: met after the paternity kit got here. He did the

1028
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,880
Speaker 1: spit thing, gave it back, and we sat and talked

1029
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:16,360
Speaker 1: and had.

1030
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 3: Lunch, and then drove back home.

1031
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:19,640
Speaker 1: I think they're related. Oh, he's a father. Yeah, they

1032
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 1: gotta be.

1033
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 3: We were not a match.

1034
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:27,719
Speaker 2: Oh that's tragic because not only does this kid learn

1035
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 2: that OPI is not the father, but he also learns

1036
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 2: that his mom.

1037
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 1: Was a hoe Jesus Christ. Oh man, Samuel, Samuel, Samuel.

1038
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:37,839
Speaker 1: That's a tragic double wayman. That is not a fun

1039
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,319
Speaker 1: day for a sixteen year old boy. I had my

1040
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:42,920
Speaker 1: profile done a while ago, just so that it was

1041
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,720
Speaker 1: out there in case any kids found me that way. Okay,

1042
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 1: so I guess like a genetic profile, like a twenty

1043
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 1: three ande meters something like that. Opie's doing his homework

1044
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:53,399
Speaker 1: for real, Kay and I are not related. I contacted him,

1045
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:55,439
Speaker 1: gave him all of his data and I let him

1046
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 1: down gently. He was devastated, crying, claiming that it wasn't

1047
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:02,759
Speaker 1: real that he had spent his entire life idolizing me,

1048
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:08,799
Speaker 1: and then I had to be his dad. Oh dud, dude, dude,

1049
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:12,839
Speaker 1: he begged me to have a relationship. Oh but I'm

1050
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 1: not entirely interested in building one with a random kid.

1051
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:19,160
Speaker 1: I apologized again, but left it at that. His mom

1052
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:21,799
Speaker 1: reached out, begging me as well, saying that she was

1053
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:24,600
Speaker 1: so sure I was the father that it's destroying him

1054
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 1: not knowing who his real dad is. I mean, like,

1055
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:28,799
Speaker 1: how many people did you hook up with?

1056
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:31,440
Speaker 3: I mean, it could literally be one other person, that's all.

1057
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:35,239
Speaker 2: It takes, exactly exactly, so it could be like I mean,

1058
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:37,040
Speaker 2: for all we know, it could be like another three

1059
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:37,880
Speaker 2: hundred dudes.

1060
00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:39,880
Speaker 3: She could be King is Gone, she could be the

1061
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:40,600
Speaker 3: Gang is Gone.

1062
00:50:40,719 --> 00:50:43,479
Speaker 1: Dude? How she so sure? I mean they've both spent

1063
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:47,040
Speaker 1: probably sixteen years. By telling the son, she's reinforcing it

1064
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 1: back to herself. Dude.

1065
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 2: You know, like trace back your steps, remember where you

1066
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:53,160
Speaker 2: put things, and like maybe you can figure.

1067
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:54,879
Speaker 1: Out where you put them in, where you put them out. Yeah,

1068
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 1: exactly where you sat, where you sat up, where you

1069
00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:00,160
Speaker 1: arched your back where you threw it back? Yep, all

1070
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:02,400
Speaker 1: those let's re trace your steps. Remember that father? I

1071
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:04,759
Speaker 1: said it was a real shame. But the father isn't me.

1072
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:08,200
Speaker 1: I am not dad material, especially not for somebody else's kid.

1073
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:10,800
Speaker 1: This just came up in a convo recently and sparked

1074
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:13,840
Speaker 1: an argument. Some say it's fine, Others say it's cruel

1075
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:16,920
Speaker 1: to abandon a kid who spent his entire life believing

1076
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:17,840
Speaker 1: he was mine.

1077
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:20,960
Speaker 3: So am I the asshole here? I want to know

1078
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 3: what everyone else.

1079
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:23,919
Speaker 2: Thanks for your answers in the comments, but no way

1080
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 2: of One of our followers was like, Sam, I've been

1081
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 2: idolizing you for the past three years. You're my daddy,

1082
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 2: depending on how hot she was like.

1083
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:35,720
Speaker 3: Don't kidding, I'm kidding. No, it's not I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

1084
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 1: Just like, call me go to Bali. Go to Bali

1085
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 1: surfing an area that we're in and just see how

1086
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:44,080
Speaker 1: I protected you. You really protected, And just reach up

1087
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:46,480
Speaker 1: and touch his buddocks while he's doing a handstand.

1088
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:48,319
Speaker 3: That's the way to meet him. Yeah, if you see

1089
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:49,840
Speaker 3: me in public, slap my ass.

1090
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:50,359
Speaker 1: There we go.

1091
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:53,279
Speaker 2: I don't know if I want that okay, I'll take it. Yeah,

1092
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 2: no grabbing, but you can slap.

1093
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:58,000
Speaker 1: There we go. Touch, don't feel, Touch, don't feel that's

1094
00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:58,319
Speaker 1: the rule.

1095
00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:00,360
Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean if someone like random person of

1096
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:02,360
Speaker 2: the internet was like, you're my dad, and just because

1097
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:04,440
Speaker 2: they built this fantasy in their heads doesn't mean that

1098
00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 2: I have to like play into their fantasy and fulfill

1099
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:10,920
Speaker 2: every want and desire and every hole that they want failled.

1100
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,239
Speaker 1: God damn, I'm talking about the holes in their heart.

1101
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:15,319
Speaker 1: Oh oh wow, the holes in their heart.

1102
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:17,799
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, I'm not going to fail every one of

1103
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:19,680
Speaker 2: their holes just because they called me daddy.

1104
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:22,880
Speaker 1: Of course I'm considered though, starting now, all the times

1105
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 1: in the past that was a different story. Today is

1106
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 1: a new day, Gentlemen, Samuel Daughner is starting a new

1107
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:28,960
Speaker 1: Oh no.

1108
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:32,319
Speaker 3: I'm saving my genitals for Ashley, that's right. Yeah, I

1109
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 3: like how you almost had heart.

1110
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:37,560
Speaker 1: But then yeah, yeah, my dad sent me an email

1111
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 1: saying that I shouldn't sleep around. Wow.

1112
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:43,160
Speaker 2: That is so incredible. He said something sacred in you.

1113
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:44,839
Speaker 2: It's actually really well thought out.

1114
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:48,560
Speaker 1: Honestly, that is really sweet and really all I'm going

1115
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:50,719
Speaker 1: to say. I love you, Dad. I actually love that

1116
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:52,680
Speaker 1: a lot. I feel like that's a good approach from

1117
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:54,920
Speaker 1: father to son. That's a sweet move. I like that.

1118
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:57,000
Speaker 1: It's very kind. This is not me trying to earn

1119
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:57,680
Speaker 1: brownie points.

1120
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:00,200
Speaker 2: You become a beacon of light for so many to

1121
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:03,120
Speaker 2: so many and are building a media entertainment company that

1122
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:06,360
Speaker 2: is producing incredible impactful content both with heart and humor.

1123
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:09,880
Speaker 1: Wow, that's a lot of guys. As we have talked,

1124
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:11,640
Speaker 1: we entrepreneurs move so fast.

1125
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 2: Sometimes we forget about ourselves and the incredible deep inner

1126
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:16,399
Speaker 2: work that we need to do, which, by the way,

1127
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:20,239
Speaker 2: is life long. You can't ever stop improving. One thing

1128
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:22,719
Speaker 2: I thought of from my own self is early on

1129
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,280
Speaker 2: understanding to some degree what I hold sacred in myself

1130
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:27,680
Speaker 2: and letting that guide me. That said, even the most

1131
00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:30,120
Speaker 2: sacred in us will get challenged through our life, but

1132
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:32,479
Speaker 2: if we do the inner work, we always come back.

1133
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:36,360
Speaker 2: Perhaps my early Catholic upbringing set some things in me,

1134
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:38,880
Speaker 2: first the commandments, but later on for me they became

1135
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 2: my sacred acknowledgment. I wanted deep relationships, and I sought

1136
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 2: them in all my houses, relationship, friendship, family, business, external.

1137
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:48,600
Speaker 2: That way, I always knew who had my back. I

1138
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:51,480
Speaker 2: urge you to explore to take time for you to

1139
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:54,239
Speaker 2: understand what's sacred to Samuel, not just your values, but

1140
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:56,560
Speaker 2: the deep understanding of why the universe put you here

1141
00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:59,440
Speaker 2: in the first place. Every action we take or inaction

1142
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:01,719
Speaker 2: informs who would become I often have told you in

1143
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:04,360
Speaker 2: your life, the people that you surround yourself with in

1144
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 2: every manner become you, and you become them. This is

1145
00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:10,239
Speaker 2: not being judgmental of your activities or choices. I told

1146
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:14,840
Speaker 2: him that I hooked up with us strolling girl, but

1147
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,279
Speaker 2: just a father reminding you of the hike we took,

1148
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:19,400
Speaker 2: the words we spoke, and how you agreed that you

1149
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 2: needed to care for you first, health, body, and spirit.

1150
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:24,960
Speaker 2: Choosing a business partner or a life partner, If you

1151
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 2: are aiming to be in it for life, then you

1152
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 2: best find a partner who can run alongside you, not

1153
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:32,240
Speaker 2: copying your gait or looking through your eyes the trails

1154
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:34,400
Speaker 2: you run over, but someone who wants to go the distance,

1155
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:37,680
Speaker 2: who enjoys life true gifts that Mother Nature provides naturally,

1156
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 2: and is not ephemeral or fleeting desires, but moves towards

1157
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:43,600
Speaker 2: what is most sacred and what makes us most pure.

1158
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 2: Spirit with love, your friend first and always your father

1159
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:47,279
Speaker 2: Oh my.

1160
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:50,920
Speaker 1: God, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but that is such a

1161
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:54,520
Speaker 1: beautiful and passionate way to tell your son not to

1162
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:57,440
Speaker 1: stick as penis in people Like I am blown away.

1163
00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:59,440
Speaker 3: I think that is. I think it's really sweet.

1164
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:02,360
Speaker 2: He's like really good about like like, hey, I'm not

1165
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 2: judging you, but like, yeah, make sure what you're doing

1166
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:07,320
Speaker 2: actually aligns with your values.

1167
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:09,000
Speaker 1: And like also father to son, I feel like that's

1168
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:10,080
Speaker 1: a very He's great.

1169
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:13,680
Speaker 2: He's great, great guy. So I'm gonna not sleep around

1170
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:15,160
Speaker 2: unless they call me daddy.

1171
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:20,600
Speaker 3: Asterisk oh man to this next story.

1172
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:23,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's fuck it up. My wife just found out

1173
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:26,520
Speaker 1: that she's infertile, so now we're getting a divorce. We

1174
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:29,640
Speaker 1: both wanted children, and I'm furious with her. Am I

1175
00:55:29,719 --> 00:55:30,240
Speaker 1: the asshole?

1176
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:31,919
Speaker 3: How dare your ovaries not work?

1177
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,720
Speaker 1: I know? Come on now, I'm bringing all the semen

1178
00:55:33,719 --> 00:55:36,360
Speaker 1: to the Semen party and your guy doesn't even have

1179
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:36,719
Speaker 1: a party.

1180
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 3: There no kids. I got a whole daycare coming in.

1181
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:41,439
Speaker 2: I got a whole freaking army trying to break down

1182
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:44,759
Speaker 2: your fortress swimming and your fortress just she doesn't even

1183
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:45,560
Speaker 2: have anything in it.

1184
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:48,400
Speaker 3: Trying to weasel its way into all the knooks and crannies.

1185
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:51,640
Speaker 1: And yeah, your nooks and cranny is are barren. Oh goodness,

1186
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:54,120
Speaker 1: like a dusty dust bowl. We have been married for

1187
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:57,319
Speaker 1: five years. We've been trying to conceive for some time.

1188
00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:59,680
Speaker 1: We ran through an array of tests and found out

1189
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:02,680
Speaker 1: she and get pregnant. IVF is not an option. Starting

1190
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 1: a family and raising children were something we both want

1191
00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:07,360
Speaker 1: to do. It was pretty shocking. My wife has taken

1192
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:09,920
Speaker 1: it very badly. She has been moody and angry.

1193
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,080
Speaker 2: I've tried to give her space and try to talk

1194
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:14,680
Speaker 2: to her about it, but she lashes out at both.

1195
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:16,520
Speaker 2: It has been a week and she said she wanted

1196
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:19,280
Speaker 2: to file for divorce and be done with our marriage.

1197
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:21,920
Speaker 1: So she is wanting to end it.

1198
00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:24,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I guess I don't know. She can't deal

1199
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:25,920
Speaker 2: with the fact that I don't know. We'll see. She

1200
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 2: sounds angry when she talks about it, and she said

1201
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:29,520
Speaker 2: it was better that we get it over and done

1202
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:31,840
Speaker 2: with now. We got into an argument and she said

1203
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:33,840
Speaker 2: I should find a woman who could give me what

1204
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:34,239
Speaker 2: I want.

1205
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:37,320
Speaker 3: Is it like now she knows that he wants kids,

1206
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:38,479
Speaker 3: She's like, I can't.

1207
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:39,920
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm never going to be enough for you,

1208
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:42,279
Speaker 2: and it's like you have this plan of what you

1209
00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:43,480
Speaker 2: think your partner is going to be.

1210
00:56:43,719 --> 00:56:45,919
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm not that for you. Does Zpie still

1211
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:46,480
Speaker 1: feel that way?

1212
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:48,480
Speaker 2: Well, I've tried to convince her that I have no

1213
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:50,759
Speaker 2: intention of leaving her. She doesn't believe me. I don't

1214
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:52,399
Speaker 2: know what to do here. I know she's just trying

1215
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:54,239
Speaker 2: to deal with all these emotions by turning it into

1216
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:56,279
Speaker 2: an anger and then projecting it on me. I don't

1217
00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:57,799
Speaker 2: know how to deal with it. She is supposed to

1218
00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:00,520
Speaker 2: be the rational one's the relationship. We've gone through a lot,

1219
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:02,920
Speaker 2: and she has dealt with everything with calmness. I know

1220
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:04,839
Speaker 2: she's hurting a lot. I just wish I could help

1221
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:06,680
Speaker 2: her feel a bit better. And there is an update.

1222
00:57:06,719 --> 00:57:08,680
Speaker 2: I want to know if anyone in this situation, like

1223
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:11,719
Speaker 2: anyone who can't have kids, how did you deal with

1224
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:12,240
Speaker 2: that news?

1225
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:13,480
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1226
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:16,480
Speaker 2: And also in this situation, like it seems like the

1227
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:19,440
Speaker 2: partner is feeling inadequate and that's leading her to like

1228
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 2: sabotage the relationship a bit. But I don't know what

1229
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:22,640
Speaker 2: do you think? Oh, we should do?

1230
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:25,960
Speaker 1: I think what are all the ways that the relationship

1231
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 1: could move forward, like, for instance, adoption right like, Hey,

1232
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:31,320
Speaker 1: we don't have to have a biological child. Let's like

1233
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:34,080
Speaker 1: start the adoption process together. I feel like right now,

1234
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:37,440
Speaker 1: maybe the insecurity that she's feeling is overtaking and is

1235
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:38,840
Speaker 1: like very powerful.

1236
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:42,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, tear, very difficult news, especially if you've wanted kids exactly.

1237
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:44,840
Speaker 1: So maybe that is like, oh, hey, let's start the

1238
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:49,280
Speaker 1: adoption process together. That's like okay, Well that's a commitment, right,

1239
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:52,040
Speaker 1: like starting on the on the path that doing adoption

1240
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:54,720
Speaker 1: if he's like ready for that. But as one example,

1241
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:56,400
Speaker 1: like what are all the ways that he could kind

1242
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:58,480
Speaker 1: of like propose to her, like, Hey, I actually am

1243
00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:00,440
Speaker 1: in this and let me, you know, show you that

1244
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:02,480
Speaker 1: I'm committed to you and staying with you in a relationship.

1245
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:04,240
Speaker 3: Well let's get into this update and see what happened.

1246
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 3: So a lot has happened.

1247
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:07,440
Speaker 2: I asked her that if she wanted to get divorced

1248
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:09,600
Speaker 2: in six months time, we could get one, but we

1249
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:10,840
Speaker 2: should drop it for now.

1250
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:11,680
Speaker 1: She agreed to it.

1251
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:13,520
Speaker 2: I took over most of the cooking, and I pretty

1252
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:16,120
Speaker 2: made all of her favorite dishes. She was still angry,

1253
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:18,280
Speaker 2: but less so. Two days ago, she was finally in

1254
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:20,720
Speaker 2: a place to process her emotions. She spent half the

1255
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:23,680
Speaker 2: night crying in my arms. It was heartbreaking, but I

1256
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:26,200
Speaker 2: held on. Today this morning I cracked a joke and

1257
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:28,560
Speaker 2: she laughed. After what feels like a long time, she

1258
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:31,000
Speaker 2: said she was going to start therapy because she wanted

1259
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:34,360
Speaker 2: to be in a good mental place before we started

1260
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:39,840
Speaker 2: the adoption process. There's a lot of work ahead of us,

1261
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:42,000
Speaker 2: but I am fairly certain I'm not getting divorced in

1262
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,240
Speaker 2: six months. TLDR. I took care of her while she

1263
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 2: processed it. She's doing better now and she's planning to

1264
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:47,280
Speaker 2: go to therapy.

1265
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:51,800
Speaker 1: Wow, that is the wholesome, beautiful outcome that we all

1266
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:52,400
Speaker 1: live for.

1267
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:54,280
Speaker 3: That's great, That's great. I'm so happy for op.

1268
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:57,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, and hopefully the adoption process goes well, they get

1269
00:58:57,920 --> 00:58:59,640
Speaker 1: a kid and happily ever after. Yeah.

1270
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:02,600
Speaker 3: A lot of ways to skin a cat or to

1271
00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:04,880
Speaker 3: skin a child, you know. That is one way of

1272
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:07,919
Speaker 3: metaphorically describing it, and I'm sticking with it. But let's

1273
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:08,720
Speaker 3: get to this next story.

1274
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:12,640
Speaker 1: Let's do it. I lied about who my baby daddy is,

1275
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:15,280
Speaker 1: but my cousin might tell him. Should I keep hiding

1276
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:16,520
Speaker 1: the truth? Am I? They home?

1277
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:18,919
Speaker 2: That's just locking a dude into child support. That doesn't

1278
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:21,200
Speaker 2: need to be there. That's prison. She should be imprisoned.

1279
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:23,520
Speaker 3: So this person is doing the baby daddy a favor.

1280
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:26,120
Speaker 2: Oh well, I guess yeah, she's doing the baby daddy

1281
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:29,040
Speaker 2: a favor. But it's not the baby daddy not favor.

1282
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:31,640
Speaker 3: Not a favor, right, No, but for this guy, no

1283
00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:32,440
Speaker 3: child support.

1284
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:34,560
Speaker 2: Children are not a gift that you should give to

1285
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:38,040
Speaker 2: another person. You should never white elephant children is adoption

1286
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:41,000
Speaker 2: just regifting? Oh shit, I think it is. Adoption is

1287
00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:43,920
Speaker 2: totally children regifting. It's like, ah shit, like do I

1288
00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:45,800
Speaker 2: really want this bag of beans? Maybe I'll give it

1289
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:46,520
Speaker 2: to someone else.

1290
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:48,760
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll go up the beanstalk and swap it out

1291
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:50,480
Speaker 1: and have this aunt in our family.

1292
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:54,520
Speaker 2: That's a like schedule for regifter and we'll just like

1293
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:58,160
Speaker 2: shamelessly give. Like I remember one of my gifts was

1294
00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:03,280
Speaker 2: like a can of saltlted peanuts that is amazing, literally

1295
01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:08,440
Speaker 2: assaulted peanuts. And I opened it. I'm like, oh, should

1296
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:10,680
Speaker 2: I eat these nas? Like, oh no, wait, I open

1297
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:13,040
Speaker 2: it later. It has already been opened.

1298
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:16,240
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I was going to jokingly ask that,

1299
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:20,440
Speaker 1: but the fact that it's true makes it very tragic. Well,

1300
01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:23,520
Speaker 1: much like your story, this baby daddy has unloaded, a

1301
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:26,640
Speaker 1: whole can of nuts and chaos is about to ensue,

1302
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:27,480
Speaker 1: so let's find out.

1303
01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:28,440
Speaker 3: Great segue.

1304
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:30,880
Speaker 1: By the way, this was submitted by one of our

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Speaker 1: incredible fans and community members. Reddit user assumption ok two

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Speaker 1: seven five three is that used name inspired by okop?

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Speaker 2: Maybe it might be, And you should also submit your

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Speaker 2: stories to our slash okop show if you want us

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Speaker 2: to feed them.

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Speaker 1: That's right, all right, let's get into it. Oh and

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Speaker 1: by the way, this is not the person who submitted it.

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Speaker 1: They shared another person story. I twenty six female, grew

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Speaker 1: up in the Midwest, but went to college in California.

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Speaker 1: There I met and David Jeff twenty six mail for

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Speaker 1: the final two years of undergraduate After graduation, I aid

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Speaker 1: in California to get my master's degree while Jeff entered

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Speaker 1: the workforce. We were happy together and we planned to

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Speaker 1: get married after I got my masters. Cute, everything's going

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Speaker 1: so great, sounds so good. After I finished my schooling,

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Speaker 1: Jeff got cold feet about getting married and eventually becoming

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Speaker 1: a father, abandonment issues from his own bio dad leaving,

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Speaker 1: so he broke up with me. Wow, so she poked

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Speaker 1: holes in all the condoms? Yeah, getting away that Fastida. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you're gonna be a dad whether you like it

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Speaker 1: or not. But I see you if you see what's

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Speaker 1: going happen. Heartbroken feels like it would barely scratch the

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Speaker 1: surface of how it felt. I had a great job

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Speaker 1: in California, so I stayed there in hopes that Jeff

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Speaker 1: would come to his senses and we'd get back together.

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Speaker 1: Not a good look. We never did. Yikes. Ouch, let's

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Speaker 1: continue now. He met Grace twenty five and started dating

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Speaker 1: her about five months after we broke up. I started

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Speaker 1: planning on moving back home to my home state once

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01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:54,360
Speaker 1: I realized it was actually over. Then he and Grace

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Speaker 1: broke up at the beginning of the year. Jeff and

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Speaker 1: I ended up sleeping together a few times while they

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Speaker 1: were broken up. Wait wait, say that again. So who's

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Speaker 1: what's the boyfriend's name? Jeff?

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Speaker 2: Jeff is the ex boyfriend? Yes, okay? And then who

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Speaker 2: was he sleeping with?

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Speaker 1: Jeff? Was Grace the new girl? But then they broke

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Speaker 1: up after a while, and then Opie and Jeff started

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01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:16,320
Speaker 1: hooking up again. It was a very public breakup, no

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Speaker 1: cheating involved. About a week after the last time we

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Speaker 1: did it, he told me that he and Grace were

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Speaker 1: getting back together. Yikes. He said he couldn't remain friends

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Speaker 1: with me because he still had feelings for me and

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Speaker 1: he had to let them fade to be fair to Grace.

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Speaker 1: I mean that is true, That is true. Yeah, It's

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Speaker 1: just like.

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Speaker 2: It's so messy. I've literally been in this exact situation.

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Speaker 2: I was dating this girl and then we broke up,

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Speaker 2: and then I hooked up with these other girls, and

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Speaker 2: then I was like, someone wanted to get back together

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Speaker 2: but acted, and then she wanted to get back together,

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Speaker 2: and I was like yes, and then I kind of

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Speaker 2: had to stop talking to one of the girls. And

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Speaker 2: the triumph for it to like to make her feel comfortable,

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Speaker 2: which I think is like the right thing to do.

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Speaker 3: It is, but it's just it's hard. It's hot stuff.

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01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:01,360
Speaker 3: I think it is like if you're trying to make

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Speaker 3: coct course.

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Speaker 1: Of course, his final words to me were to not

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Speaker 1: call him unless I was literally dying and just wanting

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Speaker 1: to say goodbye. Wow, don't even ask for help. Did

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Speaker 1: you say that. I did not say that. The only

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Speaker 1: words you can say to me are I'm on my

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Speaker 1: deathbed and I need to talk to you one last

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Speaker 1: time to say. I left California behind three weeks later.

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Speaker 1: Two weeks after I returned home, I found out that

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Speaker 1: I was pregnant. Yikes, my man's a straight shooter just

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Speaker 1: shooting children. Not that way, my god. Yeah, dude, he's

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Speaker 1: not a school shooter. Jesus clarified.

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Speaker 2: But you would think like he would be a little

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Speaker 2: bit more, you know, safe. If this is just like,

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Speaker 2: you know, coming back with a girl who wanted to

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Speaker 2: marry you and have your children, Like, I feel like

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Speaker 2: you got to be you got to be extra careful.

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Speaker 1: I'm getting this sense that he was just in super

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Speaker 1: sloppy mode, just like being a total degenera, not caring.

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Speaker 1: And then Op waited for him so long.

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Speaker 3: She was like ready, she was fertile. She was like,

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Speaker 3: give me your seed.

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Speaker 1: God, I feel so bad for Op. Yeah, oh this

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Speaker 1: is tough. The baby was Jeff's. I wasn't going to

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Speaker 1: be that girl that uses a pregnancy to get a

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Speaker 1: man back. So I deleted all my social media accounts

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Speaker 1: and made new ones that don't have my name attached

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Speaker 1: to them. The only California people I added were trusted

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Speaker 1: friends who I knew either had no connection to Jeff

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Speaker 1: or were loyal to me and wouldn't tell him about

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Speaker 1: my new accounts. Early in my pregnancy, I made the

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Speaker 1: mistake of checking out Jeff's and Grace's respective profiles and

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Speaker 1: saw that they refer to each other.

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Speaker 2: I think that's kind of a dick move. Actually, if

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Speaker 2: you're pregnant, you don't tell the father. I think it's

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Speaker 2: a dick move not to tell. Yeah, right, it's tough.

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Speaker 2: Let me think it's both of your kid. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 2: a for sure a dick move not to tell the father.

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Speaker 1: Definitely, in extreme circumstances, I think it's perfectly fine. But

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Speaker 1: in this circumstance, Yeah, if if like the person was

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Speaker 1: abusive or something like that, for sure, this is a

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Speaker 1: more quote unquote non extreme circumstance.

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Speaker 2: In this case, I think you should tell them. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I think she should. Unfair to the father, I think

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Speaker 2: you're right.

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Speaker 1: And I saw that they refer to each other as

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Speaker 1: Lomel love of my life, and Jeff even had a

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Speaker 1: picture of them captions saying that he was going to

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Speaker 1: marry that girl. Wow. That broke me all over again,

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Speaker 1: and I have since blocked them both and decided I

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Speaker 1: have to move on with my life.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't just that he wasn't ready for marriage. It's

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Speaker 2: just like you weren't the person that he wanted to marry.

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Speaker 1: Damn.

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Speaker 3: I am now six and a half months pregnant. Oh

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Speaker 3: this is so hard, This is this, I feel so

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Speaker 3: bad bropy.

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Speaker 1: Since moving back, I have bought my own house in

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Speaker 1: my home state, and I've been really busy building a

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Speaker 1: nursery for my baby.

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Speaker 3: I already love this little baby.

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Speaker 1: In my belly, and I feel one hundred percent confident

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Speaker 1: that I can raise and provide for him on my

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Speaker 1: own with minor help from my family. One of my

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Speaker 1: best friends back in California was having an engagement party.

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Speaker 1: I won't be able to attend the wedding as I'll

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Speaker 1: be busy with a newborn when it happens, so I

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Speaker 1: decided to fly out to see my friends and offer

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Speaker 1: my congratulations to the couple before life becomes baby centric.

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01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:51,200
Speaker 1: I got into town on Thursday and honestly had a

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Speaker 1: blast seeing all of my friends yesterday, even though it's

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Speaker 1: only been about six months since I've last seen them.

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Speaker 1: They were all respectful of my wishes not to take

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Speaker 1: pictures of me below the chest. They did post some

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Speaker 1: pictures of me online, but from the angles where it

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Speaker 1: looks like I've just gained some weight in my face

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01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:08,800
Speaker 1: still works, I guess nothing that would give away the pregnancy.

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01:06:08,880 --> 01:06:11,120
Speaker 1: It's a couple of days before booking my flight back home,

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Speaker 1: and the friend that I'm staying with suggested that we

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Speaker 1: go to the store because she wanted to get a

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Speaker 1: scrapbook for our engaged friend. So we went to the

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Speaker 1: store and as we're getting ready to leave, I see

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01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:25,680
Speaker 1: Jeff's cousin, Tanya, twenty ish female walk in. I talked

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Speaker 1: to her several times at Jeff's family gatherings over the years,

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Speaker 1: but we never really got along. She was always a

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01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:33,200
Speaker 1: bit too gossipy for me to like her.

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Speaker 2: Literally, the worst person, the worst person about the tea.

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01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,320
Speaker 1: The tea spiller just got a fresh, new.

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01:06:40,280 --> 01:06:44,120
Speaker 2: Cold, fucking Boston tea party right here. The most amount

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01:06:44,280 --> 01:06:47,120
Speaker 2: of tea spilled into the ocean it is getting dumped in.

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01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:50,400
Speaker 2: So of course she was the last person I wanted

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01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:53,400
Speaker 2: to see. The first thing she did was loudly announced

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Speaker 2: that I was pregnant, as if everyone in the store

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Speaker 2: couldn't just tell.

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Speaker 1: By looking at me. Oh, then she started grilling me,

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Speaker 1: asking if Jeff knows, dude, she's fucking nosy. Oh my god,

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01:07:05,560 --> 01:07:07,720
Speaker 1: I said no, and that he doesn't need to know

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01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:12,640
Speaker 1: as it's not his. Oh that was a lie, obviously,

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01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:15,240
Speaker 1: but I didn't want to open a can of worms.

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01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:18,120
Speaker 1: Tanya then tells me with how big my belly is

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Speaker 1: that I'm far along and asked how I could move

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01:07:20,720 --> 01:07:23,800
Speaker 1: on so quickly. Damn Tanya is doing some matrix level

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01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:27,080
Speaker 1: math over here. She needs to, my goodness, She's like, well,

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Speaker 1: this is six months the last time I saw you

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Speaker 1: guys Bobby Steakhouse. So yeah, dude, God, damn Tanya needs

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01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:37,160
Speaker 1: to become a detective over here. Good gravy. I told

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Speaker 1: her that Jeff and I broke up a long time ago.

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01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:42,439
Speaker 1: She responded saying that everyone knows that we were still

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Speaker 1: hooking up at the beginning of this year. She knows everything, dude, crazy.

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Speaker 1: I did not know that this was common knowledge. I

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Speaker 1: figured Jeff would have kept his mouth shut about that. Anyway,

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01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:56,320
Speaker 1: I lied and told her that I already had a

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Speaker 1: new boyfriend and I was five months pregnant.

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Speaker 3: She seemed to accept.

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01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:03,360
Speaker 1: That and awkwardly congratulated me. My friend and I paid

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Speaker 1: for her stuff and we left immediately after that.

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Speaker 3: I've prayed that that would be.

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Speaker 1: The end of it.

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01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:09,960
Speaker 3: Oh God, it's not going to be the end of it.

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01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:13,040
Speaker 1: But like I said, Tanya, Tanya loves gossip, so of

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01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:15,760
Speaker 1: course she went and ran her mouth about seeing me

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01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:18,800
Speaker 1: pregnant just a few hours later. Now, a bunch of

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01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:21,479
Speaker 1: my friends have messaged me saying that Jeff is blowing

1485
01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:24,240
Speaker 1: up their inboxes trying to reach me. Oh my god.

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01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:26,439
Speaker 1: None of them have told him about my new number

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01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:29,080
Speaker 1: or social media, so he has no way of reaching

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Speaker 1: me himself. My flight back home isn't for another two days,

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01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:34,920
Speaker 1: and I'm freaking out. Some of my friends are saying

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01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:36,960
Speaker 1: that I should just tell him the truth, that now

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01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:39,400
Speaker 1: he knows that I am pregnant. I still say I

1492
01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:42,519
Speaker 1: can get by by pretending it's somebody else's and that

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01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:44,680
Speaker 1: I'm not far enough along for it to be his.

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01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:48,240
Speaker 1: I honestly just want to ignore him and go back home. However,

1495
01:08:48,280 --> 01:08:50,800
Speaker 1: I'm having some doubts that that's the right choice, and

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01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:53,559
Speaker 1: there isn't a consensus on what to do, so I'm

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01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:56,480
Speaker 1: turning too rededs internet strangers.

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Speaker 2: I have some thoughts. I want to know what everyone

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Speaker 2: else would do. Yeah, your aunts in the comments.

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Speaker 3: If anyone's been in a similar situation.

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01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:07,000
Speaker 2: But I personally think it's an asshole move extenuating circumstances

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01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:09,320
Speaker 2: of abuse or whatever. It is an asshole move to

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01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:13,080
Speaker 2: not tell the father of your child that it is

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01:09:13,479 --> 01:09:14,040
Speaker 2: their child.

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01:09:14,160 --> 01:09:15,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder. I don't know what the laws.

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01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:18,920
Speaker 2: I imagine it's probably like some kind of we probably

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01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:21,280
Speaker 2: have to say that. Yeah, but like at least give

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01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:25,600
Speaker 2: them the option to do something or what's right. Yeah,

1509
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:27,839
Speaker 2: but yeah, I feel like it's I think Ops asshole.

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01:09:27,920 --> 01:09:30,960
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, I very much feel for Op and

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01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:33,080
Speaker 1: like all the things that she's gone through, but I

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01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:35,479
Speaker 1: think she's still the asshole. Yeah, I agree. I think

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Speaker 1: Jeff also should have not been messy at the same time,

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01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:41,639
Speaker 1: just going through a hard spot. I don't.

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Speaker 2: I mean, like, yes, but he didn't necessarily, he didn't

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Speaker 2: violate the relationship. He was just hucking up with this person.

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Speaker 2: He didn't say that he wanted a relationship with her,

1518
01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:52,320
Speaker 2: like I think he was operating above board.

1519
01:09:52,320 --> 01:09:54,800
Speaker 1: The big thing here is I have to imagine that

1520
01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:58,120
Speaker 1: he knew, like she said, she stayed in California in

1521
01:09:58,200 --> 01:10:01,280
Speaker 1: hopes of them getting back together, and he probably was

1522
01:10:01,320 --> 01:10:04,360
Speaker 1: aware of maybe not exactly how she felt, but that

1523
01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:07,759
Speaker 1: she was still like available and down. So it feels

1524
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:10,080
Speaker 1: like he gets out of a breakup and jumps right

1525
01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:10,559
Speaker 1: into this.

1526
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:12,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like it's normal to hook up with your

1527
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:13,839
Speaker 2: exes after a breakup.

1528
01:10:13,880 --> 01:10:14,439
Speaker 1: It's normal.

1529
01:10:14,479 --> 01:10:17,000
Speaker 3: But is it good? No, it's not good. I'm not saying.

1530
01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:19,720
Speaker 2: I'm not saying it is not messy, and like this

1531
01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:21,800
Speaker 2: is These are some very messy situations.

1532
01:10:21,920 --> 01:10:23,600
Speaker 1: Is he an asshole? I do not think so.

1533
01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:26,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, contentually hooking up with your ex is not an

1534
01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:26,760
Speaker 2: asshole move.

1535
01:10:26,840 --> 01:10:31,160
Speaker 1: If he knew some degrees of how vulnerable she is

1536
01:10:31,200 --> 01:10:33,280
Speaker 1: in terms of like wanting to get back into his

1537
01:10:33,320 --> 01:10:35,720
Speaker 1: life and giving her the hope again that that might

1538
01:10:35,760 --> 01:10:37,840
Speaker 1: happen because of that, I think is the ahole move.

1539
01:10:37,880 --> 01:10:39,600
Speaker 1: If he actually if he hooked up with her and

1540
01:10:39,640 --> 01:10:41,439
Speaker 1: they had both like moved on and it was just

1541
01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:43,200
Speaker 1: like all right, let's just run it back and it's

1542
01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:45,479
Speaker 1: and it's not like she had been pining for him

1543
01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:48,120
Speaker 1: for all of this time. But he doesn't know how

1544
01:10:48,120 --> 01:10:48,759
Speaker 1: she's feeling.

1545
01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:49,600
Speaker 3: He might not.

1546
01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:52,599
Speaker 1: He totally might not, but I just have a sneaking

1547
01:10:52,680 --> 01:10:55,879
Speaker 1: assumption and suspicion, Yeah, that he might notice some degree

1548
01:10:56,080 --> 01:10:58,040
Speaker 1: how she feels and that she stayed for him.

1549
01:10:58,080 --> 01:10:59,920
Speaker 2: I could be wrong, though, Yeah, I think based on

1550
01:11:00,080 --> 01:11:02,400
Speaker 2: the information we've been given, he is not the asshole.

1551
01:11:02,439 --> 01:11:05,680
Speaker 2: But I do think it is in But obviously it's complicated.

1552
01:11:05,680 --> 01:11:08,280
Speaker 2: You know, it's not super black and white, and it

1553
01:11:08,320 --> 01:11:10,200
Speaker 2: is an a whole move. I think to not tell

1554
01:11:10,240 --> 01:11:12,160
Speaker 2: the person who you had a baby with. What do

1555
01:11:12,160 --> 01:11:14,000
Speaker 2: you think of our takes? Put your answer to the comments.

1556
01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:16,280
Speaker 2: We want to read them and look at them, and

1557
01:11:16,320 --> 01:11:17,120
Speaker 2: we're gonna look at you.

1558
01:11:17,280 --> 01:11:21,880
Speaker 1: Oh yes, look good, Thanks buddy, I got that. How

1559
01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:27,720
Speaker 1: about me? An? How am I looking? You look like

1560
01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:37,000
Speaker 1: I'm pasted on both dude? But yeah, always it is

1561
01:11:37,120 --> 01:11:37,639
Speaker 1: usually him.

1562
01:11:37,680 --> 01:11:41,840
Speaker 3: It is usually John's main big soons every time the

1563
01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:42,519
Speaker 3: sun hits it.

1564
01:11:42,960 --> 01:11:47,200
Speaker 1: Facts. Okay, are we ready? I'm literally one hundred percent ready. Okay,

1565
01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:50,800
Speaker 1: I'm literally ready to go. I saved dumbass kids life

1566
01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:54,240
Speaker 1: from a dangerous horse, and now his Karen mom is furious.

1567
01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:56,960
Speaker 1: I might be banned from the stable. Am I the asshole?

1568
01:11:57,320 --> 01:11:59,559
Speaker 1: You know, there's a simple rule that we really should

1569
01:11:59,560 --> 01:12:03,879
Speaker 1: live by. Let children die. I think that is something

1570
01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:06,080
Speaker 1: that really needs to happen.

1571
01:12:06,160 --> 01:12:08,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's an under you know, They always

1572
01:12:08,600 --> 01:12:11,640
Speaker 2: talk about save the children, save the children.

1573
01:12:11,320 --> 01:12:13,559
Speaker 1: But let them die? What about?

1574
01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:17,000
Speaker 2: What about in some religions, if you die before the

1575
01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:18,639
Speaker 2: age of seven, you go straight to heaven.

1576
01:12:18,720 --> 01:12:21,120
Speaker 1: So like, why are we saving them? That's that's I

1577
01:12:21,160 --> 01:12:23,400
Speaker 1: made that argument a previous episode. It's a question. It's

1578
01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:25,320
Speaker 1: a great question. It's a question, and it needs to

1579
01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:28,280
Speaker 1: be answered unanswered. They always say save the children, but

1580
01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:30,920
Speaker 1: I ask why, why? Why?

1581
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:32,040
Speaker 3: What have they done for me?

1582
01:12:32,280 --> 01:12:32,479
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1583
01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:37,080
Speaker 2: Fuck you wish for America or make a wish? Yeah,

1584
01:12:37,160 --> 01:12:45,320
Speaker 2: fuck you make a wish? More like, don't god, I

1585
01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:49,439
Speaker 2: can't believe that. I can't believe I just said fuck

1586
01:12:49,520 --> 01:12:50,599
Speaker 2: you to make a lead up.

1587
01:12:51,439 --> 01:12:52,519
Speaker 3: Fuck you make a wish?

1588
01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:53,760
Speaker 1: Save you? Ol Honor.

1589
01:12:55,880 --> 01:13:00,799
Speaker 2: Twenty five female work in a stable. Also never mind.

1590
01:13:01,360 --> 01:13:06,120
Speaker 2: I watched a video of a guy jacking off a

1591
01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:10,680
Speaker 2: bull recently recently, and how they do it is they

1592
01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:14,679
Speaker 2: insert a large vibrating metal dildout straight into its anus

1593
01:13:14,800 --> 01:13:18,080
Speaker 2: to stimulate the prostate and then like the bull insta coms.

1594
01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:19,800
Speaker 1: Wow.

1595
01:13:20,880 --> 01:13:23,200
Speaker 3: They always say the G spot is hidden somewhere in there.

1596
01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:23,479
Speaker 1: It is.

1597
01:13:23,640 --> 01:13:27,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, so uh, I asked my mom to get me

1598
01:13:27,240 --> 01:13:27,960
Speaker 2: that for Christmas.

1599
01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:30,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, we've never I've never had the pleasure.

1600
01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:30,600
Speaker 1: You know.

1601
01:13:31,360 --> 01:13:38,920
Speaker 2: I mean, sorry, Mom. On Saturday mornings, we have beginner

1602
01:13:38,920 --> 01:13:41,599
Speaker 2: groups for kids that I want to start writing. Now

1603
01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:46,960
Speaker 2: I'm thinking you don't want to. I call it cowgirls

1604
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:47,599
Speaker 2: for a reason.

1605
01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:49,320
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1606
01:13:49,479 --> 01:13:52,680
Speaker 2: God, I don't like the holes I'm digging myself. No,

1607
01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:55,960
Speaker 2: I want them to be plugged with the bull riders.

1608
01:13:55,960 --> 01:14:00,720
Speaker 2: Four thousands them and their parents gather for one and

1609
01:14:00,760 --> 01:14:02,920
Speaker 2: a half hours every Saturday. When the kids have their

1610
01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:05,880
Speaker 2: first lesson, I teach them the first three rules that

1611
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:09,160
Speaker 2: must be followed at all times. One no running in

1612
01:14:09,160 --> 01:14:12,559
Speaker 2: the stables around the horses. Two no screaming in the

1613
01:14:12,560 --> 01:14:19,160
Speaker 2: stables unless it's stipulation from up a cannibal. Three never

1614
01:14:19,280 --> 01:14:21,880
Speaker 2: walk up slash stand behind a horse.

1615
01:14:22,120 --> 01:14:22,719
Speaker 1: Great rules.

1616
01:14:23,240 --> 01:14:26,000
Speaker 2: The new group had their third lesson today. Usually the

1617
01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:28,400
Speaker 2: kiddos are really good at following the rules and listen

1618
01:14:28,439 --> 01:14:30,960
Speaker 2: to what I say. If they don't, their parents usually

1619
01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:33,360
Speaker 2: step up and get them to behave. But I have

1620
01:14:33,479 --> 01:14:36,160
Speaker 2: this one boy who's been a problem.

1621
01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:36,519
Speaker 1: Since day one.

1622
01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:41,320
Speaker 2: Oh God, he's loud, he runs, and he's very disruptive.

1623
01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:44,680
Speaker 2: After the first lesson, I pulled his mother aside and

1624
01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:47,360
Speaker 2: asked that she help him calm and if he's not

1625
01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:49,800
Speaker 2: listening to me, it would be very helpful if she

1626
01:14:49,880 --> 01:14:52,040
Speaker 2: told him off. So the mom's like coming in to

1627
01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:54,479
Speaker 2: set things right out.

1628
01:14:54,800 --> 01:14:58,599
Speaker 5: Remember that girl that I was like, yeah, hit on

1629
01:14:58,680 --> 01:15:01,360
Speaker 5: the beach and oh my god, and she's gonna leave.

1630
01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:04,480
Speaker 5: And then yes, she's here, Oh, here with the Australian

1631
01:15:04,479 --> 01:15:08,320
Speaker 5: girl at this very moment that you know is by.

1632
01:15:08,439 --> 01:15:12,200
Speaker 1: My Australian boy. Girls, she's here right now. I'm gonna

1633
01:15:12,280 --> 01:15:14,000
Speaker 1: let her in. So what are we gonna do. I'm

1634
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:15,840
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna let her in. She gets a letter in,

1635
01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:17,840
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna let her in. Just go okay, rolling

1636
01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:23,240
Speaker 1: the door, I could I could hear him, just barely.

1637
01:15:24,280 --> 01:15:31,599
Speaker 1: It's a whole house once again. Hello good Where she left?

1638
01:15:32,960 --> 01:15:39,479
Speaker 1: Whenever she left? Who at the first time you heard?

1639
01:15:41,280 --> 01:15:51,479
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't remember that? Right? Done? Done dum. Yeah

1640
01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:57,040
Speaker 1: that's all you get, Okay, you filthy eighty six percent

1641
01:15:57,080 --> 01:16:03,200
Speaker 1: women audience, Ashley. Anyway, back to the story. Back to

1642
01:16:03,240 --> 01:16:03,639
Speaker 1: the story.

1643
01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:06,519
Speaker 2: I guess she didn't listen. As last week we had

1644
01:16:06,720 --> 01:16:09,160
Speaker 2: the same issues. This time I told him that if

1645
01:16:09,160 --> 01:16:11,240
Speaker 2: he didn't listen to me, he would not get to

1646
01:16:11,320 --> 01:16:14,840
Speaker 2: ride the horses. He threw a tantrum and she didn't help.

1647
01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:16,160
Speaker 1: Today.

1648
01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:18,559
Speaker 2: I was dreading teaching him, and I don't know if

1649
01:16:18,600 --> 01:16:21,360
Speaker 2: my patience is wearing thin or if he was worse than.

1650
01:16:21,320 --> 01:16:24,080
Speaker 3: Usual, but it was driving me crazy.

1651
01:16:24,240 --> 01:16:27,080
Speaker 2: At one point, he's bolting full speed ahead towards the

1652
01:16:27,120 --> 01:16:29,800
Speaker 2: horse facing away from him. Before he can get too close,

1653
01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:32,000
Speaker 2: I managed to grab his arm and pull him to

1654
01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:35,360
Speaker 2: a stop. So basically, kids out of control. I guess

1655
01:16:35,400 --> 01:16:38,320
Speaker 2: I grabbed him a little hard because he yelped like

1656
01:16:38,320 --> 01:16:39,320
Speaker 2: a little bitch boy.

1657
01:16:39,520 --> 01:16:39,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1658
01:16:39,960 --> 01:16:42,360
Speaker 2: His mother storms up to me and grabs her son

1659
01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:45,719
Speaker 2: and tells me not to touch him, and how dare

1660
01:16:45,840 --> 01:16:48,240
Speaker 2: I do this to him? I tell her he's a

1661
01:16:48,320 --> 01:16:51,240
Speaker 2: danger to himself and others, which totally. I mean, man's

1662
01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:53,920
Speaker 2: about to give himself more brain damage than he already has.

1663
01:16:53,960 --> 01:16:57,200
Speaker 2: Big facts, yeah, big facts. He's going to become a vegetable. Yeah,

1664
01:16:58,320 --> 01:16:59,200
Speaker 2: better personality.

1665
01:16:58,960 --> 01:17:01,400
Speaker 1: And the way he's going faster than bull seeming exploding

1666
01:17:01,400 --> 01:17:02,559
Speaker 1: out of the penis of a bowl.

1667
01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:04,559
Speaker 3: I mean, this is which is very fast.

1668
01:17:04,680 --> 01:17:13,040
Speaker 1: They're using that s oddasm. Yeah, bolgasms are thousand dude, No,

1669
01:17:13,280 --> 01:17:16,639
Speaker 1: Ye're not good? Yeah, not safe. I highly recommend the video.

1670
01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:19,639
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, how to milk a bowl.

1671
01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:22,480
Speaker 3: Wow, this is definitely not going to get de monetized.

1672
01:17:23,240 --> 01:17:25,840
Speaker 2: She disagrees and argues with me, and at this point

1673
01:17:25,880 --> 01:17:28,120
Speaker 2: I'm fed up and tell her that if he dies

1674
01:17:28,240 --> 01:17:31,200
Speaker 2: in their stable because he scares a horse, it would

1675
01:17:31,240 --> 01:17:34,879
Speaker 2: be on her good night, son, death is on you, miss.

1676
01:17:35,040 --> 01:17:37,960
Speaker 2: She's furious and grabs her son and storms off. The

1677
01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:41,519
Speaker 2: other barons seem relieved about the fact that he's probably

1678
01:17:41,560 --> 01:17:44,120
Speaker 2: not coming back. But when I tell a friend about this,

1679
01:17:44,400 --> 01:17:47,240
Speaker 2: she calls me an effing psycho for saying that to

1680
01:17:47,320 --> 01:17:47,719
Speaker 2: a mom.

1681
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:51,320
Speaker 3: Am I the asshole? There's an update? But John, what

1682
01:17:51,320 --> 01:17:51,679
Speaker 3: do you think?

1683
01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:55,200
Speaker 1: I am tired of these? So there's the first off,

1684
01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:58,120
Speaker 1: it's multip multiple layers. There's the crazy kids that are

1685
01:17:58,120 --> 01:18:02,680
Speaker 1: like causing rucas fucking day, endangering everyone else, including themselves,

1686
01:18:03,160 --> 01:18:05,559
Speaker 1: and then the like wouldn't the mom rather their son

1687
01:18:05,640 --> 01:18:06,320
Speaker 1: be safe?

1688
01:18:06,439 --> 01:18:08,559
Speaker 3: Like that is the real question.

1689
01:18:08,680 --> 01:18:10,639
Speaker 1: Now she's stressed. Now she's stressed.

1690
01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:13,360
Speaker 2: Now not if she's stressed, if she's stressed with the

1691
01:18:13,520 --> 01:18:16,840
Speaker 2: whole parenting thing. Maybe she's like, honey, go off, you know,

1692
01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:20,800
Speaker 2: get up behind that horse. Yeah, kicked the ship and

1693
01:18:20,960 --> 01:18:23,719
Speaker 2: accident happened. Oh my god, he's dead. I can finally,

1694
01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:27,000
Speaker 2: you know, go to Bali and and live my life.

1695
01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:30,160
Speaker 1: I can finally go to Bali and meet a None

1696
01:18:30,160 --> 01:18:40,040
Speaker 1: of her mind podcast producer. Yes, with Big Curls speaking up. Yeah, huge,

1697
01:18:41,360 --> 01:18:45,040
Speaker 1: let's go. Yeah that's right. Hit that dick. Wet yep,

1698
01:18:46,240 --> 01:18:52,719
Speaker 1: wetter than bulls. Oh, I know, I know A bullet's

1699
01:18:52,720 --> 01:18:53,160
Speaker 1: about to.

1700
01:18:53,080 --> 01:18:55,519
Speaker 3: Have Riley's mom. He will use protection.

1701
01:18:55,960 --> 01:18:58,160
Speaker 2: I will make sure to give him the condoms that

1702
01:18:58,240 --> 01:19:00,559
Speaker 2: he needs for success with that, putting.

1703
01:19:00,280 --> 01:19:05,240
Speaker 1: It on ourselves to ensure he is fully protected. This

1704
01:19:05,280 --> 01:19:08,840
Speaker 1: is a personal guarantee. Yeah.

1705
01:19:08,920 --> 01:19:11,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're welcome.

1706
01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:16,920
Speaker 1: You're welcome. So so the influence you need. So so,

1707
01:19:17,479 --> 01:19:19,840
Speaker 1: Opie is not the asshole. Oh yeah, op he's not

1708
01:19:19,880 --> 01:19:25,679
Speaker 1: the asshole. Op he's not entering any assholes. Yeah, thankfully. Yeah.

1709
01:19:25,720 --> 01:19:27,679
Speaker 1: Like this kid needs to be stopped. The mom needs

1710
01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:29,719
Speaker 1: to be stopped. Yeah, okay, let's get to this update.

1711
01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:33,719
Speaker 2: Let's see the Monday after it all went down, my boss, Slash,

1712
01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:36,439
Speaker 2: the manager of the stable, got a call from the mom.

1713
01:19:36,960 --> 01:19:40,639
Speaker 2: She was furious, demanded her money back for the three lessons,

1714
01:19:40,680 --> 01:19:43,439
Speaker 2: et cetera, et cetera. I had explained everything to my.

1715
01:19:43,400 --> 01:19:46,320
Speaker 1: Boss before, so she told the mom that she wouldn't

1716
01:19:46,320 --> 01:19:48,479
Speaker 1: get her money back, as she had agreed to this

1717
01:19:48,640 --> 01:19:51,040
Speaker 1: when she signed up first son's lessons. There we go,

1718
01:19:51,040 --> 01:19:52,200
Speaker 1: good manager, There we go.

1719
01:19:52,520 --> 01:19:54,600
Speaker 3: She also told her that since her son was a

1720
01:19:54,680 --> 01:19:57,519
Speaker 3: danger not only to himself but to others, he was

1721
01:19:57,640 --> 01:19:58,160
Speaker 3: welcome back.

1722
01:19:58,280 --> 01:19:58,559
Speaker 1: Boo.

1723
01:19:58,840 --> 01:20:01,520
Speaker 2: The mom went batshit and yelled a bunch of obscenities

1724
01:20:01,720 --> 01:20:05,320
Speaker 2: before hanging up a calm. Two weeks followed before shit

1725
01:20:05,479 --> 01:20:09,000
Speaker 2: hit the fan. Oh, like shit hadn't already hit the fan. Yeah,

1726
01:20:09,200 --> 01:20:11,760
Speaker 2: seems pretty bad already. The first thing that happened was

1727
01:20:11,800 --> 01:20:13,840
Speaker 2: that we arrived to the stable in the morning to

1728
01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:17,519
Speaker 2: find all the ponies had gotten out of their pasture.

1729
01:20:17,680 --> 01:20:20,880
Speaker 2: The ponies are quote unquote free range basically, they are

1730
01:20:20,880 --> 01:20:24,040
Speaker 2: out twenty four to seven, and somehow they had escaped

1731
01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:26,960
Speaker 2: and we're thankfully just grazing up in the forest close

1732
01:20:26,960 --> 01:20:29,160
Speaker 2: to the stable. We thought that maybe a wild animal

1733
01:20:29,200 --> 01:20:31,880
Speaker 2: had gotten to the pasture and spooked them, a moose maybe.

1734
01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:34,400
Speaker 2: Whilst we usually don't have any wolves around there, they

1735
01:20:34,439 --> 01:20:37,920
Speaker 2: had been seen close, so that's not impossible. We checked

1736
01:20:37,960 --> 01:20:40,800
Speaker 2: the fence and fixed it and all was well. Didn't

1737
01:20:40,800 --> 01:20:44,800
Speaker 2: think much about it until it escalated of course, one night.

1738
01:20:44,800 --> 01:20:46,519
Speaker 2: A couple of days later, I get a call that

1739
01:20:46,560 --> 01:20:51,920
Speaker 2: the outhouse the ponies usually sleep in was on fucking fire, burning.

1740
01:20:51,560 --> 01:20:55,720
Speaker 1: To the ground. Oh my god, unlike Riley's penis, which

1741
01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:57,920
Speaker 1: will not be on fire because he's wearing protection on

1742
01:20:57,960 --> 01:20:58,519
Speaker 1: those days.

1743
01:20:58,560 --> 01:21:02,120
Speaker 2: Hey, yoh, no, gotta reaffram. Let's go wrap that ship

1744
01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:04,360
Speaker 2: before you tap that ship. That's right, right, Riley, did

1745
01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:06,639
Speaker 2: you promise us? Promise us, you promise us to use.

1746
01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:12,720
Speaker 1: No ladder sun? Good? There we go, There we go.

1747
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:14,120
Speaker 1: It was so scary.

1748
01:21:14,320 --> 01:21:17,040
Speaker 2: Thankfully they were not in the house when this happened,

1749
01:21:17,040 --> 01:21:20,160
Speaker 2: but someone wanted to hurt them, so fucked up. Yeah,

1750
01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:22,360
Speaker 2: you can't see anything in the pasture at night, so

1751
01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:24,559
Speaker 2: you couldn't see that they were outside that day. We

1752
01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:27,640
Speaker 2: bought cameras and notified the police, of course, but they

1753
01:21:27,640 --> 01:21:29,760
Speaker 2: couldn't do much. They told us it was probably some

1754
01:21:29,880 --> 01:21:32,560
Speaker 2: kids doing it. There have been fires set in dumpsters

1755
01:21:32,760 --> 01:21:35,360
Speaker 2: and a garden shed recently, so we installed the cameras

1756
01:21:35,400 --> 01:21:37,799
Speaker 2: and took turns staying in the stable at night. Nothing

1757
01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:39,680
Speaker 2: really happened for a week and a half, so we

1758
01:21:39,680 --> 01:21:42,840
Speaker 2: stopped staying there. Right, So it seems like everything's cooled down.

1759
01:21:43,320 --> 01:21:45,680
Speaker 2: A few days later, I arrived in the morning to

1760
01:21:45,760 --> 01:21:49,240
Speaker 2: find cuts on some of the horses. Someone had come

1761
01:21:49,280 --> 01:21:52,479
Speaker 2: to the stable and fucking hurt the horses. I called

1762
01:21:52,520 --> 01:21:55,840
Speaker 2: my colleagues and police, and when we watched the camera footage,

1763
01:21:55,920 --> 01:21:59,120
Speaker 2: there was a man seen entering and exiting the stable.

1764
01:21:59,280 --> 01:22:03,120
Speaker 2: Effing guy what it was the husband of the crazy mom.

1765
01:22:03,560 --> 01:22:06,200
Speaker 2: The police arrested him, so hopefully they both get what's

1766
01:22:06,240 --> 01:22:08,439
Speaker 2: coming to them. It's been a crazy few weeks and

1767
01:22:08,479 --> 01:22:11,320
Speaker 2: I'm quite tired, but I'm okay, and the horses are

1768
01:22:11,360 --> 01:22:13,960
Speaker 2: on their way too, okay as well.

1769
01:22:14,120 --> 01:22:17,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just like it just pisses me

1770
01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:20,160
Speaker 1: off so much, Like first off, like the Kens and

1771
01:22:20,240 --> 01:22:23,519
Speaker 1: Karens that like just like go crazy in general already

1772
01:22:23,600 --> 01:22:26,519
Speaker 1: annoying and like why are you doing the stop to

1773
01:22:26,680 --> 01:22:30,920
Speaker 1: go so far as to harm innocent animals is just

1774
01:22:30,960 --> 01:22:33,440
Speaker 1: like beyond comprehension.

1775
01:22:33,520 --> 01:22:36,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, fuck off, How can you Ken Karen that hard?

1776
01:22:36,200 --> 01:22:36,439
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1777
01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:42,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, although, like so I mean, like obviously terrible. Something

1778
01:22:42,479 --> 01:22:47,320
Speaker 2: that I do wonder is going back to the the

1779
01:22:47,560 --> 01:22:50,760
Speaker 2: like grabbing the kid. Do you just like you know

1780
01:22:50,760 --> 01:22:54,599
Speaker 2: how there's that store policy where it's like just let

1781
01:22:54,680 --> 01:22:57,240
Speaker 2: them run out and steal the shit, Yeah, because you

1782
01:22:57,240 --> 01:23:00,720
Speaker 2: can cause more damage if you like actually to stop them,

1783
01:23:00,800 --> 01:23:03,880
Speaker 2: try to stop them. Yeah, Like what do you think

1784
01:23:03,880 --> 01:23:06,200
Speaker 2: of that policy? Because it feels like a similar policy

1785
01:23:06,240 --> 01:23:12,760
Speaker 2: that the the Karen wanted op to have to just

1786
01:23:12,880 --> 01:23:15,360
Speaker 2: like rab the kid or to just kind of like

1787
01:23:15,520 --> 01:23:20,600
Speaker 2: let the kid fuck up themselves, right, yeah, when that

1788
01:23:20,640 --> 01:23:21,880
Speaker 2: policy in general as that applies.

1789
01:23:21,880 --> 01:23:23,880
Speaker 1: So so yeah, I guess the difference here is like

1790
01:23:23,920 --> 01:23:27,200
Speaker 1: you can have uh, the I guess the parent and

1791
01:23:27,280 --> 01:23:30,200
Speaker 1: the parent on behalf of the child signed the waiver

1792
01:23:30,479 --> 01:23:33,599
Speaker 1: to literally waive all rights. Yeah, so it's like all right,

1793
01:23:34,160 --> 01:23:37,040
Speaker 1: if this is what you want, great, your kid will

1794
01:23:37,080 --> 01:23:39,240
Speaker 1: die or get hurt or whatever. But it's like you

1795
01:23:39,280 --> 01:23:42,040
Speaker 1: have already signed away the right sort versus like a

1796
01:23:42,360 --> 01:23:46,160
Speaker 1: robber comes in, yeah, function up or whatever. True. So

1797
01:23:46,360 --> 01:23:47,000
Speaker 1: but it's just.

1798
01:23:46,920 --> 01:23:49,640
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, I ope's to like so not in the

1799
01:23:49,640 --> 01:23:51,160
Speaker 3: wrong here. Yeah.

1800
01:23:51,240 --> 01:23:56,120
Speaker 2: And also fucking crazy that the Karen just like tracked

1801
01:23:56,640 --> 01:23:59,280
Speaker 2: these horses down to like cause all this mischief.

1802
01:23:59,400 --> 01:24:02,400
Speaker 1: I just I just wonder, like, is your life really

1803
01:24:02,600 --> 01:24:09,120
Speaker 1: so shitty? Yeah you have to go and do this, Like, hey,

1804
01:24:09,120 --> 01:24:11,120
Speaker 1: we get pissed and annoyed at things, but it's like,

1805
01:24:11,600 --> 01:24:13,800
Speaker 1: are you really going to go to those lengths to like,

1806
01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:19,200
Speaker 1: so God get a life? Yeah, car, And you know

1807
01:24:19,280 --> 01:24:22,439
Speaker 1: what gives me life? What John's next story? Yeah it does.

1808
01:24:22,960 --> 01:24:25,120
Speaker 1: I just mistook a very big movie star for an

1809
01:24:25,160 --> 01:24:26,960
Speaker 1: extra in a movie, and I told him he can't

1810
01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:29,559
Speaker 1: eat anything on the set. Now I'm horrified, am I

1811
01:24:29,640 --> 01:24:33,360
Speaker 1: the whole So Opie wants this person to starve? Uh? Yes,

1812
01:24:33,640 --> 01:24:36,479
Speaker 1: Opie said, you're not on writers strike, You're on hunger

1813
01:24:36,479 --> 01:24:38,599
Speaker 1: strike because I'm not going to feed you anything.

1814
01:24:38,920 --> 01:24:40,920
Speaker 3: You are worthless and you're a nobody.

1815
01:24:40,640 --> 01:24:42,519
Speaker 2: Until you perform, and then maybe I'll give you a

1816
01:24:42,560 --> 01:24:43,360
Speaker 2: scrap of bacon.

1817
01:24:43,479 --> 01:24:45,439
Speaker 1: Yeah. And now and now now they figured out, oh

1818
01:24:45,479 --> 01:24:48,400
Speaker 1: it's Tom Cruise, and now my whole career screwed. Also,

1819
01:24:48,920 --> 01:24:50,759
Speaker 1: I feel like you look even more like a TikToker

1820
01:24:50,840 --> 01:24:53,519
Speaker 1: right now. You know I've been out. You're blinged out

1821
01:24:53,560 --> 01:24:55,720
Speaker 1: right now, Moss, you're bringing out. I do have a

1822
01:24:55,760 --> 01:24:59,439
Speaker 1: story behind these bad boys, which maybe maybe we'll give

1823
01:24:59,439 --> 01:25:00,840
Speaker 1: a little end of it episode banter.

1824
01:25:01,080 --> 01:25:03,679
Speaker 2: Okay, I would I would love to hear the story

1825
01:25:03,720 --> 01:25:06,040
Speaker 2: behind your your your newfound drip.

1826
01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:08,080
Speaker 1: That's a right, but let's get into it. So I

1827
01:25:08,200 --> 01:25:10,519
Speaker 1: used to work in film and TV production. I just

1828
01:25:10,600 --> 01:25:13,320
Speaker 1: graduated college and finally got a shot to work as

1829
01:25:13,360 --> 01:25:17,880
Speaker 1: a production assistant on Spider Man Homecoming. Fucking love that movie.

1830
01:25:17,960 --> 01:25:20,479
Speaker 2: Dude, that's a good one, right, Spider Man Inspy Tom

1831
01:25:20,479 --> 01:25:24,040
Speaker 2: Holland Spider Man, perfect mix of like dreamy and nerdy.

1832
01:25:24,320 --> 01:25:28,479
Speaker 3: Really yeah, a little short for me, but damn, I

1833
01:25:28,520 --> 01:25:29,479
Speaker 3: love my short kings.

1834
01:25:29,640 --> 01:25:34,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. Damn, that's great. Yeah, he love He's

1835
01:25:34,479 --> 01:25:37,519
Speaker 1: a pretty sound. This is my first union run set.

1836
01:25:37,720 --> 01:25:40,799
Speaker 1: I didn't and I still don't care about Marvel Cinematic

1837
01:25:40,920 --> 01:25:44,599
Speaker 1: Universe movies, nor did I really follow who was acting

1838
01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:47,280
Speaker 1: in them at all at this time. During the shoot,

1839
01:25:47,320 --> 01:25:50,160
Speaker 1: Tom Holland was pretty new to the role, and the

1840
01:25:50,200 --> 01:25:52,800
Speaker 1: only thing I think he was in that people had

1841
01:25:52,840 --> 01:25:55,479
Speaker 1: heard of was Civil War, which I hadn't seen, and

1842
01:25:55,520 --> 01:25:57,519
Speaker 1: he was only in like ten seconds of that movie.

1843
01:25:57,640 --> 01:25:59,360
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I don't think I saw that one.

1844
01:25:59,439 --> 01:26:03,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw, and I think Billy Elliott and a

1845
01:26:03,439 --> 01:26:05,439
Speaker 2: movie where there was like some tsunami, so I'd seen

1846
01:26:05,479 --> 01:26:06,320
Speaker 2: him a little bit before.

1847
01:26:06,439 --> 01:26:10,720
Speaker 1: So basically he got washed away and was washed up,

1848
01:26:10,760 --> 01:26:14,639
Speaker 1: act washed washed up. At eighteen years old. My boss

1849
01:26:14,680 --> 01:26:16,719
Speaker 1: told me that I had to watch the food spread

1850
01:26:16,840 --> 01:26:19,599
Speaker 1: for any extras coming in and direct them to a

1851
01:26:19,760 --> 01:26:22,920
Speaker 1: different food spread, as extras were not allowed to have

1852
01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:26,360
Speaker 1: the main spread. I'm imagining like lobster, you know, like

1853
01:26:27,240 --> 01:26:30,799
Speaker 1: cavir No, no, no, go to the poor people. Yes,

1854
01:26:31,360 --> 01:26:33,920
Speaker 1: they go to the port of people Accommodations where there's

1855
01:26:34,080 --> 01:26:35,040
Speaker 1: cheese as glore.

1856
01:26:35,200 --> 01:26:37,759
Speaker 3: There's this line and then there's this line.

1857
01:26:37,640 --> 01:26:41,759
Speaker 1: Over here where you have to go. Yeah, you broke peasants.

1858
01:26:41,840 --> 01:26:45,880
Speaker 1: Peasant peasants, ah be gone, get out of here. This

1859
01:26:45,960 --> 01:26:47,840
Speaker 1: may sound kind of rude to do, but this is

1860
01:26:47,880 --> 01:26:50,559
Speaker 1: pretty typical if you have a lot of extras, because

1861
01:26:50,640 --> 01:26:52,800
Speaker 1: it would take too much time for everyone to get

1862
01:26:52,800 --> 01:26:55,320
Speaker 1: a plate and eat, so they divide it up. Okay,

1863
01:26:55,360 --> 01:26:57,080
Speaker 1: so it's a you know, a.

1864
01:26:57,240 --> 01:27:01,520
Speaker 2: Numbers things exactly. You're just not important enough to be fed.

1865
01:27:01,640 --> 01:27:05,320
Speaker 1: Exactly other mules over there, we have to divide you up. Okay,

1866
01:27:05,920 --> 01:27:13,559
Speaker 1: we have a nice trough for all you actually your head. Anyway,

1867
01:27:13,800 --> 01:27:16,240
Speaker 1: it was right before break and my boss told me

1868
01:27:16,320 --> 01:27:18,240
Speaker 1: that I was waiting for the cast and crew to

1869
01:27:18,360 --> 01:27:20,799
Speaker 1: arrive so I could get my food and wait around.

1870
01:27:21,120 --> 01:27:21,840
Speaker 3: So I did.

1871
01:27:22,040 --> 01:27:24,840
Speaker 2: When I see when I hear casting crew, I immediately

1872
01:27:24,840 --> 01:27:28,800
Speaker 2: thought of casting couch. I can't think of casting crew

1873
01:27:28,800 --> 01:27:30,479
Speaker 2: and not think of casting a shout out.

1874
01:27:30,520 --> 01:27:32,519
Speaker 1: You think they have casting couches for the bulls in

1875
01:27:32,560 --> 01:27:34,800
Speaker 1: those Semen videos like.

1876
01:27:35,160 --> 01:27:38,679
Speaker 3: This one had great range but just not enough girth.

1877
01:27:39,120 --> 01:27:42,240
Speaker 2: You know something that I unfortunately know is there's a

1878
01:27:42,280 --> 01:27:43,920
Speaker 2: lot of pre comfer a ble.

1879
01:27:44,120 --> 01:27:46,439
Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah yeah, I don't know that.

1880
01:27:46,479 --> 01:27:50,479
Speaker 2: It's like oozing out right, yeah, not much. Well, actually

1881
01:27:50,720 --> 01:27:53,600
Speaker 2: they collect I didn't see. I didn't see the spur projectile.

1882
01:27:53,800 --> 01:27:55,920
Speaker 2: I don't know about the projectile because they capture the

1883
01:27:55,920 --> 01:27:56,840
Speaker 2: good stuff.

1884
01:27:56,880 --> 01:28:00,600
Speaker 1: Right yeah, Okay, Well, if anyone knows, just let us know.

1885
01:28:01,240 --> 01:28:03,160
Speaker 1: How far can a bowl squirt? Tell us?

1886
01:28:03,640 --> 01:28:05,640
Speaker 3: God, I fucking keep you on.

1887
01:28:05,880 --> 01:28:09,280
Speaker 1: The door has opened. While getting food, I noticed a

1888
01:28:09,320 --> 01:28:12,479
Speaker 1: black catillc pulling up. This should have been my first clue,

1889
01:28:12,560 --> 01:28:15,439
Speaker 1: and a few people got out, Tom Holland being one

1890
01:28:15,479 --> 01:28:19,920
Speaker 1: of them. Oh shit, oh shoo, star h Again. I

1891
01:28:20,000 --> 01:28:22,360
Speaker 1: still didn't know who he was, so I thought maybe

1892
01:28:22,360 --> 01:28:23,240
Speaker 1: he was just an extra.

1893
01:28:23,400 --> 01:28:24,760
Speaker 3: Tom is a super nice kid.

1894
01:28:24,800 --> 01:28:26,679
Speaker 1: He came right up to me in line and started

1895
01:28:26,720 --> 01:28:29,040
Speaker 1: talking to me, asking how I was doing and all that.

1896
01:28:29,160 --> 01:28:31,519
Speaker 1: As we were making small talk, I interrupted him and

1897
01:28:31,560 --> 01:28:33,800
Speaker 1: I said, I don't mean to interrupt by a chance,

1898
01:28:33,920 --> 01:28:36,280
Speaker 1: you wouldn't have to be an extra, would you? Are

1899
01:28:36,320 --> 01:28:38,599
Speaker 1: you a worthless cack of meat to me? If you're

1900
01:28:38,640 --> 01:28:41,960
Speaker 1: an extra? His face looked really confused, and it looked

1901
01:28:41,960 --> 01:28:44,800
Speaker 1: like he thought I was joking, And all he said

1902
01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:48,080
Speaker 1: was no, I play Spider Man.

1903
01:28:48,479 --> 01:28:52,599
Speaker 3: Oh my god, embarrassing, so embarrassing, Brope.

1904
01:28:53,280 --> 01:28:55,640
Speaker 1: I like, just but there's like a giant poster on

1905
01:28:55,680 --> 01:28:57,400
Speaker 1: the log, was like, oh like that one?

1906
01:28:57,600 --> 01:28:59,320
Speaker 2: Like, how do you not know the main characters of

1907
01:28:59,360 --> 01:29:02,639
Speaker 2: the movie you're working like that? That doesn't make any sense.

1908
01:29:02,840 --> 01:29:05,360
Speaker 2: That's pretty bad. That's pretty bad. Oh the movie you're

1909
01:29:05,439 --> 01:29:08,120
Speaker 2: working on, Like, don't you have to have some knowledge

1910
01:29:08,120 --> 01:29:10,160
Speaker 2: of it? Or maybe you're just catering for anyone?

1911
01:29:10,360 --> 01:29:13,960
Speaker 1: Well, no, this guy, I believe like works in like

1912
01:29:14,040 --> 01:29:15,120
Speaker 1: film and production now.

1913
01:29:15,400 --> 01:29:17,839
Speaker 2: But like I mean, like when I guess when you're catering,

1914
01:29:17,880 --> 01:29:20,000
Speaker 2: it's like movies come in and come out and you're

1915
01:29:20,040 --> 01:29:21,280
Speaker 2: just like it's not like.

1916
01:29:21,840 --> 01:29:25,720
Speaker 1: I think this person might be a dumb mass m

1917
01:29:27,160 --> 01:29:29,800
Speaker 1: This person works in film and TV production. So they're

1918
01:29:29,800 --> 01:29:32,080
Speaker 1: like a film and TV like pa, not like a

1919
01:29:32,479 --> 01:29:34,240
Speaker 1: like a food catering company.

1920
01:29:35,400 --> 01:29:39,040
Speaker 3: So are they helping with they're helping with the food though, yeah.

1921
01:29:38,840 --> 01:29:41,960
Speaker 1: But they're they're like on the production crew, they're not

1922
01:29:42,080 --> 01:29:45,519
Speaker 1: like they're not like they're handling the talent and helping

1923
01:29:45,600 --> 01:29:48,479
Speaker 1: them get the food and not like like right giving

1924
01:29:48,640 --> 01:29:51,240
Speaker 1: like you know, making it even less of an excuse

1925
01:29:51,400 --> 01:29:56,080
Speaker 1: exactly exactly, Yeah, like this person should know what's good.

1926
01:29:56,200 --> 01:29:59,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yikes, my stomach.

1927
01:30:00,600 --> 01:30:02,840
Speaker 1: All I could think of in my head was my

1928
01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:06,080
Speaker 1: first big set, and I had mistaken the lead actor

1929
01:30:06,439 --> 01:30:10,479
Speaker 1: for an extra. Also like probably debatably the hottest like

1930
01:30:10,720 --> 01:30:14,639
Speaker 1: new movie star, oh yeah alive today, literally for an extra.

1931
01:30:15,560 --> 01:30:17,280
Speaker 2: I mean he was like, at one point was probably

1932
01:30:17,280 --> 01:30:20,280
Speaker 2: the biggest actor probably yeah, probably could be.

1933
01:30:20,360 --> 01:30:23,120
Speaker 1: Now give me no. I apologized to him and told

1934
01:30:23,160 --> 01:30:25,479
Speaker 1: him that I didn't know who was playing Spider Man

1935
01:30:25,520 --> 01:30:28,120
Speaker 1: at all, nor did I ever watch any of the

1936
01:30:28,160 --> 01:30:31,360
Speaker 1: movies before. That's even worse. I feel like this is

1937
01:30:31,439 --> 01:30:32,519
Speaker 1: not helping at all.

1938
01:30:32,880 --> 01:30:37,639
Speaker 2: I had a friend's brother say, oh, like, I've seen

1939
01:30:37,680 --> 01:30:39,800
Speaker 2: you on TikTok, but I wasn't sure it was you

1940
01:30:39,880 --> 01:30:42,760
Speaker 2: because every time I saw it, I just scrolled past immediately,

1941
01:30:43,400 --> 01:30:47,080
Speaker 2: and I'm like, why would you tell me that. I

1942
01:30:47,160 --> 01:30:49,759
Speaker 2: kept trying to market his block, but it just kept

1943
01:30:49,800 --> 01:30:50,400
Speaker 2: showing up.

1944
01:30:50,760 --> 01:30:50,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1945
01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:57,439
Speaker 3: I couldn't stop his fucking dick. Thanks buddy, fuck you, Thomas. Yeah,

1946
01:30:57,479 --> 01:30:58,599
Speaker 3: our content is amazing.

1947
01:30:58,600 --> 01:30:59,200
Speaker 1: Squad.

1948
01:30:59,479 --> 01:31:04,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's his brother, oh, twin brother, Shames Squad. James Squad, James,

1949
01:31:05,120 --> 01:31:06,000
Speaker 2: James Squad.

1950
01:31:06,120 --> 01:31:06,400
Speaker 1: James.

1951
01:31:07,280 --> 01:31:10,519
Speaker 3: We said, James Squad. Okay, got your team, James, right.

1952
01:31:11,360 --> 01:31:13,120
Speaker 1: I thought for a second his last name was Squad,

1953
01:31:13,160 --> 01:31:15,479
Speaker 1: and I'm like, wow, that would have been great name. James.

1954
01:31:15,479 --> 01:31:18,040
Speaker 1: How did I know this? Right? I know, that's pretty nice?

1955
01:31:18,400 --> 01:31:20,240
Speaker 3: He laughed and said it was okay.

1956
01:31:20,479 --> 01:31:22,479
Speaker 1: I'd bsked with him for a couple of minutes after

1957
01:31:22,720 --> 01:31:24,760
Speaker 1: until he had to go back to his trailer. Well,

1958
01:31:24,760 --> 01:31:29,719
Speaker 1: all the big boys go the Stars the Stars of Lyne. There.

1959
01:31:29,880 --> 01:31:31,639
Speaker 1: I was happy that he took it as well as

1960
01:31:31,640 --> 01:31:33,360
Speaker 1: he did, and it was really cool to meet him too,

1961
01:31:33,520 --> 01:31:37,000
Speaker 1: But I was so incredibly embarrassed, as you should be.

1962
01:31:37,200 --> 01:31:39,880
Speaker 1: For real. I should have told him that I was

1963
01:31:39,880 --> 01:31:42,839
Speaker 1: from another universe and our Spider Man looked different.

1964
01:31:43,040 --> 01:31:46,320
Speaker 3: But no, then he'd probably just have called me a nerd.

1965
01:31:46,520 --> 01:31:48,880
Speaker 1: On big sets like this, typically what happens is that

1966
01:31:48,960 --> 01:31:51,760
Speaker 1: production changes the name of the film. In case, the

1967
01:31:51,840 --> 01:31:53,879
Speaker 1: film was called Summer of George.

1968
01:31:54,120 --> 01:31:56,400
Speaker 2: Okay, oh, so it's like you don't necessarily even know

1969
01:31:57,000 --> 01:31:58,320
Speaker 2: what the name of the film.

1970
01:31:58,320 --> 01:32:01,760
Speaker 1: We were, right, right, right right. This is for anonymity

1971
01:32:01,840 --> 01:32:05,080
Speaker 1: among outsiders, so we don't attract a crowd. Okay, fair enough.

1972
01:32:05,160 --> 01:32:07,479
Speaker 1: This goes for the same thing with the cast names

1973
01:32:07,560 --> 01:32:10,559
Speaker 1: in the call sheet, it's usually abbreviated. When I got

1974
01:32:10,560 --> 01:32:12,759
Speaker 1: the call sheet the night before, all I had gotten

1975
01:32:13,160 --> 01:32:16,880
Speaker 1: was where and what time the PA's production assistants were

1976
01:32:16,880 --> 01:32:18,880
Speaker 1: supposed to be. I didn't even know it was going

1977
01:32:18,880 --> 01:32:22,040
Speaker 1: to be a Marvel movie until I signed my contract.

1978
01:32:22,200 --> 01:32:24,960
Speaker 2: Oh okay, So that feels like a little bit like

1979
01:32:25,200 --> 01:32:27,439
Speaker 2: like hope he gets there's there's a little bit of

1980
01:32:27,479 --> 01:32:27,880
Speaker 2: a break.

1981
01:32:28,040 --> 01:32:30,599
Speaker 3: But Tom, but Tom Holland.

1982
01:32:30,640 --> 01:32:33,240
Speaker 1: It's Tom Holland, And okay, you know what, not everyone

1983
01:32:33,280 --> 01:32:35,280
Speaker 1: is going to know who this person is. But also

1984
01:32:35,479 --> 01:32:38,200
Speaker 1: like it's also Tom Hall, Tom Hall. I don't know,

1985
01:32:38,439 --> 01:32:40,280
Speaker 1: Like I feel like, if you're gonna be in the

1986
01:32:40,280 --> 01:32:42,240
Speaker 1: movie ip has been under orock, you're we're going to

1987
01:32:42,280 --> 01:32:45,080
Speaker 1: be in the movie industry, No, the movies, no know,

1988
01:32:45,280 --> 01:32:48,400
Speaker 1: the most famous actor on the planet. Yeah that is

1989
01:32:48,479 --> 01:32:51,920
Speaker 1: under twenty five years old. Yeah, come on, like is

1990
01:32:51,920 --> 01:32:53,400
Speaker 1: that not your job? Yeah?

1991
01:32:53,479 --> 01:32:55,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I guess it's not technically your job,

1992
01:32:55,720 --> 01:32:56,519
Speaker 2: but well no, it is.

1993
01:32:56,600 --> 01:33:00,280
Speaker 1: It's your job, is it is? It's it's like this

1994
01:33:00,400 --> 01:33:01,280
Speaker 1: our ship together. Op.

1995
01:33:01,520 --> 01:33:02,120
Speaker 3: Yeah that's right.

1996
01:33:02,160 --> 01:33:04,519
Speaker 1: But speaking of getting my ship together, I would love

1997
01:33:04,520 --> 01:33:06,680
Speaker 1: you to ship this next story all over me. I

1998
01:33:06,720 --> 01:33:08,400
Speaker 1: would love that too. But can you tell me about

1999
01:33:08,400 --> 01:33:13,120
Speaker 1: those rings? Okay? Yeah, so you're married, went on my

2000
01:33:13,200 --> 01:33:16,400
Speaker 1: third anniversary you know, yep, it was it was great

2001
01:33:16,560 --> 01:33:20,200
Speaker 1: and we one guy, I just want to give you

2002
01:33:20,360 --> 01:33:22,120
Speaker 1: one guess from from each of you guys where these

2003
01:33:22,200 --> 01:33:28,679
Speaker 1: rings came from? I mean bali bali ubud Okay we

2004
01:33:28,760 --> 01:33:35,479
Speaker 1: made these? Oh hands? So le yes, so hers is

2005
01:33:35,560 --> 01:33:39,880
Speaker 1: like it's like garnet stone? Can I well, will it

2006
01:33:39,960 --> 01:33:45,120
Speaker 1: even be viewable at all? Does this do anything? Does

2007
01:33:45,160 --> 01:33:49,240
Speaker 1: that do anything? And then so? Uh so basically we

2008
01:33:49,280 --> 01:33:52,760
Speaker 1: picked our own designs. Uh where this is? Okay? Op?

2009
01:33:53,000 --> 01:33:57,000
Speaker 1: After dark? Oh god? Because we chose to film at sunsets,

2010
01:33:57,080 --> 01:33:59,640
Speaker 1: yeah we did, and now it is dark, yes it

2011
01:33:59,720 --> 01:34:03,519
Speaker 1: is so where we're we apologize for all the changes

2012
01:34:03,560 --> 01:34:05,720
Speaker 1: our bodies have been going through these last like couple

2013
01:34:05,760 --> 01:34:07,639
Speaker 1: of minutes. It's a lot, you know, it's a lot,

2014
01:34:07,920 --> 01:34:10,600
Speaker 1: our changing bodies. You know, what can we do? You know?

2015
01:34:10,760 --> 01:34:13,960
Speaker 1: First is all of a sudden, you're you know, you

2016
01:34:14,000 --> 01:34:16,400
Speaker 1: can't see and then you have an erection. That's right.

2017
01:34:16,600 --> 01:34:23,400
Speaker 1: Why is missus Charleston bending over having me to have

2018
01:34:23,479 --> 01:34:25,080
Speaker 1: all these fuzzy feeding feelings.

2019
01:34:25,120 --> 01:34:28,280
Speaker 2: I don't know, these fuzzy feelings. That's that's the growing

2020
01:34:28,360 --> 01:34:30,200
Speaker 2: boy in more ways than one, that's right.

2021
01:34:30,360 --> 01:34:34,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, multiple ways, multiple ways, yes, horizontal and vertical. Yep.

2022
01:34:34,160 --> 01:34:37,920
Speaker 1: And I just want Missus Charleston to, you know, come

2023
01:34:38,160 --> 01:34:44,799
Speaker 1: sit on my growth. Oh goodness, Missus Charleson, mister producer.

2024
01:34:45,479 --> 01:34:47,640
Speaker 3: Anyway, you so you said you made you said you

2025
01:34:47,640 --> 01:34:48,360
Speaker 3: made these rings?

2026
01:34:48,479 --> 01:34:52,200
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, so run it, run it back versus versus

2027
01:34:52,520 --> 01:34:53,960
Speaker 1: do you want to do it now? We're all all

2028
01:34:54,000 --> 01:35:01,320
Speaker 1: the way post uh nut episode banter Nut Clarity. Well

2029
01:35:01,720 --> 01:35:03,120
Speaker 1: you were in the middle of the ear. You're telling

2030
01:35:03,160 --> 01:35:05,160
Speaker 1: your fair enough? Yes, yes, okay, So now we have

2031
01:35:05,200 --> 01:35:09,559
Speaker 1: the light so uh so we made these rings. This

2032
01:35:09,600 --> 01:35:13,200
Speaker 1: one is a garnet stone. We cut out the silver,

2033
01:35:14,840 --> 01:35:18,160
Speaker 1: polished it all all these different different things. So we

2034
01:35:18,200 --> 01:35:20,599
Speaker 1: picked our own designs. She picked us like garnet gem.

2035
01:35:21,080 --> 01:35:24,599
Speaker 1: You can't really see it. I'll just do my absolute best. Riley,

2036
01:35:24,600 --> 01:35:27,599
Speaker 1: what do I do? Hold it in? Do your thing?

2037
01:35:27,680 --> 01:35:31,000
Speaker 1: Editors to zoom in on that I made waves. So

2038
01:35:31,040 --> 01:35:36,120
Speaker 1: it's like, so it's a drop of our love could

2039
01:35:36,120 --> 01:35:42,559
Speaker 1: fill an ocean. That's theme. The insides say, so gim

2040
01:35:42,920 --> 01:35:45,439
Speaker 1: twenty three, which is our couple name if you didn't know,

2041
01:35:45,520 --> 01:35:49,040
Speaker 1: celebrity couple name. Yeah, so that's very cute. There you go.

2042
01:35:49,240 --> 01:35:52,439
Speaker 3: We made them with their hands in the tonight.

2043
01:35:53,600 --> 01:35:55,439
Speaker 1: It was it was beautiful. Yeah, it was a whole.

2044
01:35:55,240 --> 01:36:02,000
Speaker 3: Experience, which is the risk. Carlton, Damn, Yep, it was fire.

2045
01:36:02,800 --> 01:36:06,760
Speaker 1: It was fire. I'm sure that room was nice. Oh yeah,

2046
01:36:06,880 --> 01:36:11,320
Speaker 1: we did see last last story. So they did a

2047
01:36:11,320 --> 01:36:17,240
Speaker 1: whole uh like anniversary setup for uh. So they had

2048
01:36:17,280 --> 01:36:19,639
Speaker 1: like flowers on the bed and like all these different things,

2049
01:36:20,000 --> 01:36:24,519
Speaker 1: Bulgizzer three thousand. They didn't put the Bullgasm three thousand

2050
01:36:24,720 --> 01:36:28,200
Speaker 1: on on all of our bed sheets. Might have been

2051
01:36:29,680 --> 01:36:31,400
Speaker 1: but we're not talking about that. We're not going to

2052
01:36:31,479 --> 01:36:32,080
Speaker 1: talk about that.

2053
01:36:33,040 --> 01:36:37,759
Speaker 2: But our anniversary package comes with the little Gasm three thousand.

2054
01:36:38,560 --> 01:36:43,240
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't have the anniversary uh bull vibrator bull

2055
01:36:43,360 --> 01:36:48,960
Speaker 1: vibrator and also uh flower letters on my thing, but

2056
01:36:49,320 --> 01:36:50,880
Speaker 1: I'll just show you. So we had they had this

2057
01:36:51,160 --> 01:36:56,800
Speaker 1: happy third anniversary cake, right, happy third anniversary cake, and

2058
01:36:56,840 --> 01:36:59,040
Speaker 1: they told us like, oh, don't feed the monkeys, like

2059
01:36:59,120 --> 01:37:01,200
Speaker 1: you know, all these things just monkeys in the jungle. Whatever. Right,

2060
01:37:01,479 --> 01:37:04,639
Speaker 1: we leave the sliding glass door open for the whole

2061
01:37:04,640 --> 01:37:06,599
Speaker 1: time we're at breakfast for like two or three hours

2062
01:37:06,640 --> 01:37:11,240
Speaker 1: at the Ritz at the Writs. We come back, doors

2063
01:37:11,280 --> 01:37:14,200
Speaker 1: are open, and we're like, wow, they took the cake away.

2064
01:37:14,240 --> 01:37:16,800
Speaker 3: That's so weird. But then we keep walking and we.

2065
01:37:16,840 --> 01:37:20,559
Speaker 1: See the chocolate strawberry, like the strawberry has been eaten

2066
01:37:20,600 --> 01:37:23,880
Speaker 1: now and a bunch of bananas have been like mangled

2067
01:37:23,920 --> 01:37:25,639
Speaker 1: and like left on the floor. And we were like,

2068
01:37:26,000 --> 01:37:28,800
Speaker 1: a monkey straight up stole our anniversary cake.

2069
01:37:29,040 --> 01:37:32,320
Speaker 3: No way, straight up. That's fucking crazy.

2070
01:37:32,439 --> 01:37:32,639
Speaker 1: Yeah.

2071
01:37:32,640 --> 01:37:34,599
Speaker 3: I took a video of like the strawberry and the.

2072
01:37:35,040 --> 01:37:38,639
Speaker 2: Monkeys are dastardly. They are really really anniversary. They'll try

2073
01:37:38,680 --> 01:37:39,839
Speaker 2: to ruin your love life.

2074
01:37:39,640 --> 01:37:40,240
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.

2075
01:37:40,240 --> 01:37:43,920
Speaker 3: They'll just come right in and come right in. It's

2076
01:37:43,960 --> 01:37:47,479
Speaker 3: not what we want. It's monkeys stay away from our women.

2077
01:37:47,640 --> 01:37:49,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, for real. It's it's not good, but it was

2078
01:37:49,920 --> 01:37:52,559
Speaker 1: great anniversary. So thanks for asking.

2079
01:37:52,720 --> 01:37:55,599
Speaker 2: You know what other third thing I'd like to get into?

2080
01:37:55,720 --> 01:37:57,520
Speaker 2: Oh god, this third story.

2081
01:37:57,400 --> 01:38:02,679
Speaker 1: Yes, dog, Oh the dogs.

2082
01:38:02,760 --> 01:38:06,160
Speaker 3: Hut what's the rest of that? So I don't know,

2083
01:38:06,840 --> 01:38:08,000
Speaker 3: nobody knows.

2084
01:38:08,280 --> 01:38:09,840
Speaker 1: I just found out the guy that I hooked up

2085
01:38:09,840 --> 01:38:12,760
Speaker 1: with is in a relationship and cheating on his girlfriend.

2086
01:38:12,920 --> 01:38:16,200
Speaker 1: Don't worry. I'm going to gather evidence and tell her everything.

2087
01:38:16,320 --> 01:38:19,719
Speaker 1: Am I the asshole a man? There's there's too many

2088
01:38:20,320 --> 01:38:25,360
Speaker 1: bowl cops out here. Yeah, just squirting and seeming everywhere.

2089
01:38:25,439 --> 01:38:27,320
Speaker 1: I know, you know, he'd be castrated.

2090
01:38:27,439 --> 01:38:31,479
Speaker 3: They wow, was it ready for that one?

2091
01:38:31,520 --> 01:38:35,360
Speaker 1: Cut him off? Cut him off? Maybe chastity belts belt

2092
01:38:35,360 --> 01:38:37,599
Speaker 1: put a lock on it, which honestly, our producer needs

2093
01:38:37,720 --> 01:38:41,360
Speaker 1: right now because Riley is as two dates with two

2094
01:38:41,360 --> 01:38:41,960
Speaker 1: different women.

2095
01:38:42,040 --> 01:38:44,680
Speaker 3: He's just getting way too much actions. And we used

2096
01:38:44,680 --> 01:38:45,479
Speaker 3: to be talking.

2097
01:38:45,320 --> 01:38:47,920
Speaker 2: Him about protection but he's like, no, I only go

2098
01:38:48,000 --> 01:38:48,439
Speaker 2: one way.

2099
01:38:48,479 --> 01:38:49,320
Speaker 1: And that's raw dogg.

2100
01:38:49,479 --> 01:38:52,240
Speaker 2: That's true how they do it in the South yep.

2101
01:38:52,600 --> 01:38:55,639
Speaker 2: And that's why they have cultural It's cultural. It's he says,

2102
01:38:55,680 --> 01:38:57,800
Speaker 2: like I like, and that's what he is telling his girls, like, hey, like,

2103
01:38:58,400 --> 01:38:59,200
Speaker 2: I can't do this.

2104
01:38:59,640 --> 01:39:01,040
Speaker 1: It's a culture thing. It's my culture.

2105
01:39:01,080 --> 01:39:04,559
Speaker 2: Culture thing. It's like, you know, like you don't eat

2106
01:39:04,640 --> 01:39:08,960
Speaker 2: pork and certain religions. I don't put anything on my

2107
01:39:09,120 --> 01:39:11,320
Speaker 2: pork when I'm porking exactly.

2108
01:39:11,479 --> 01:39:15,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, can't do it, can't do it. Yeah, that's right. Yeah,

2109
01:39:16,160 --> 01:39:16,720
Speaker 1: there he is.

2110
01:39:16,800 --> 01:39:18,760
Speaker 2: For privacy reasons, I'm going to use other names in

2111
01:39:18,800 --> 01:39:21,439
Speaker 2: this wild ride. In the past few months, I'm twenty

2112
01:39:21,439 --> 01:39:23,639
Speaker 2: three female, was using Tinder and I found this really

2113
01:39:23,640 --> 01:39:29,080
Speaker 2: cool guy, Riley, who was kidding us Chris twenty three male, Riley, how.

2114
01:39:28,960 --> 01:39:30,840
Speaker 1: Old are you about? Twenty three?

2115
01:39:30,960 --> 01:39:34,120
Speaker 2: Boom boom? Maybe the real name is Riley, the fake

2116
01:39:34,160 --> 01:39:34,679
Speaker 2: name is Chris.

2117
01:39:34,720 --> 01:39:35,679
Speaker 1: That's correct. On there.

2118
01:39:35,760 --> 01:39:38,679
Speaker 2: Back in October, we both matchined the conversation was going

2119
01:39:38,680 --> 01:39:40,800
Speaker 2: well and it clicked well. We never decided to make

2120
01:39:40,800 --> 01:39:43,879
Speaker 2: it a relationship because we both wanted friends with benefits,

2121
01:39:43,920 --> 01:39:46,040
Speaker 2: which is what Riley wants to That's true. We talk

2122
01:39:46,080 --> 01:39:48,680
Speaker 2: about other people we found on Tinder and even had

2123
01:39:48,760 --> 01:39:50,559
Speaker 2: another girl in the action before.

2124
01:39:50,680 --> 01:39:52,679
Speaker 1: Are you into that kind of thing? Wow? Two girls

2125
01:39:52,680 --> 01:39:53,040
Speaker 1: at once.

2126
01:39:53,240 --> 01:39:55,080
Speaker 3: My boy loves a bargain, he says, he.

2127
01:39:55,120 --> 01:40:00,439
Speaker 1: Does, he love the which I just I had to

2128
01:40:00,479 --> 01:40:02,920
Speaker 1: do some snooping on Facebook and saw he was in

2129
01:40:02,960 --> 01:40:05,519
Speaker 1: a relationship with a girl named Lily twenty four female.

2130
01:40:05,520 --> 01:40:09,400
Speaker 1: Of course, Riley, how could you? Wow? Wow? Wait, the

2131
01:40:09,479 --> 01:40:13,639
Speaker 1: name of your date is lily. Wow, Riley, how could you, Riley?

2132
01:40:13,680 --> 01:40:16,960
Speaker 1: How you distrusted me? How could you and raw and

2133
01:40:17,200 --> 01:40:18,679
Speaker 1: raw without protection?

2134
01:40:19,160 --> 01:40:23,040
Speaker 3: Are you going to pay child support? Oh yeah, I

2135
01:40:23,040 --> 01:40:23,679
Speaker 3: can't track.

2136
01:40:24,160 --> 01:40:28,439
Speaker 1: No child support laws and baby extradition of this.

2137
01:40:28,720 --> 01:40:30,360
Speaker 2: I asked him about it and he said they broke

2138
01:40:30,439 --> 01:40:33,120
Speaker 2: up a month ago. He then changes his status to single,

2139
01:40:33,200 --> 01:40:35,040
Speaker 2: which is that? I mean that actually.

2140
01:40:34,960 --> 01:40:36,759
Speaker 3: Tracks change the status a signal?

2141
01:40:36,840 --> 01:40:38,000
Speaker 1: Yeah? Single? Yeah?

2142
01:40:38,320 --> 01:40:41,920
Speaker 2: I mean like, i'ven't fucking changed my place of work

2143
01:40:42,040 --> 01:40:44,040
Speaker 2: on Facebook since my first job.

2144
01:40:44,320 --> 01:40:46,360
Speaker 1: You still work at jump Cut. I still work at

2145
01:40:46,439 --> 01:40:48,879
Speaker 1: jump Cut. I thought I was gonna like Bobby's Shakeshack.

2146
01:40:49,040 --> 01:40:51,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, No, I never worked at a shake shack.

2147
01:40:51,800 --> 01:40:52,360
Speaker 1: Yeah.

2148
01:40:52,400 --> 01:40:55,640
Speaker 2: But I actually I wonder if I know my relationship

2149
01:40:55,640 --> 01:40:57,679
Speaker 2: status I think is single on Facebook.

2150
01:40:57,720 --> 01:40:59,800
Speaker 3: I don't know, But if I had if I had.

2151
01:40:59,680 --> 01:41:01,599
Speaker 2: A girl in twenty nineteen and broke up with her

2152
01:41:01,720 --> 01:41:04,960
Speaker 2: like in twenty twenty one, I probably would still have

2153
01:41:05,040 --> 01:41:08,000
Speaker 2: my relationship status as in a relationship that's true, is

2154
01:41:08,080 --> 01:41:10,280
Speaker 2: Riley chuckin what's my relationship status?

2155
01:41:11,120 --> 01:41:11,559
Speaker 1: Maybe not?

2156
01:41:11,640 --> 01:41:16,400
Speaker 2: No relationships, no relationship anyway, so I thought nothing of it.

2157
01:41:16,520 --> 01:41:19,240
Speaker 2: Mistake number one, which I actually think is not a mistake.

2158
01:41:19,520 --> 01:41:22,600
Speaker 2: I would think nothing of it too Facebook. Yeah, a

2159
01:41:22,640 --> 01:41:25,280
Speaker 2: month goes by and I found this nice guy so great,

2160
01:41:25,360 --> 01:41:30,080
Speaker 2: we decided to go exclusive aka boyfriend and girlfriend. I

2161
01:41:30,120 --> 01:41:32,599
Speaker 2: cut out my friends with benefits and stick to nice

2162
01:41:32,640 --> 01:41:35,120
Speaker 2: guy for a couple months. Q Chris trying to constantly

2163
01:41:35,200 --> 01:41:37,200
Speaker 2: hit me up the past couple months. I told him no,

2164
01:41:37,560 --> 01:41:38,640
Speaker 2: that I have a boyfriend.

2165
01:41:38,680 --> 01:41:38,880
Speaker 1: Now.

2166
01:41:39,080 --> 01:41:41,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, he decided to leave me alone for a week

2167
01:41:41,320 --> 01:41:43,439
Speaker 2: before trying again, and then he's backed off for a

2168
01:41:43,520 --> 01:41:46,320
Speaker 2: month till out of bloody nowhere, he tries me up

2169
01:41:46,439 --> 01:41:48,280
Speaker 2: again a few days ago. So I go to his

2170
01:41:48,360 --> 01:41:52,320
Speaker 2: Facebook and behold his relationship status has been changed to

2171
01:41:52,439 --> 01:41:55,400
Speaker 2: dating Lily again. But the weird thing is the start

2172
01:41:55,520 --> 01:41:58,559
Speaker 2: date was back when they originally got together many months ago,

2173
01:41:58,720 --> 01:42:01,800
Speaker 2: which again I think is normal, Like you're not a

2174
01:42:01,840 --> 01:42:04,920
Speaker 2: lot of couples don't count when they like if they

2175
01:42:04,920 --> 01:42:07,080
Speaker 2: broke up and got back together. They count from the

2176
01:42:07,080 --> 01:42:07,679
Speaker 2: start date.

2177
01:42:08,320 --> 01:42:11,880
Speaker 1: Trying to follow. So he he was seeing this girl

2178
01:42:12,520 --> 01:42:14,479
Speaker 1: so while they hooked up the first time.

2179
01:42:14,880 --> 01:42:17,280
Speaker 2: So when they were hooking up, she went to his

2180
01:42:17,280 --> 01:42:19,400
Speaker 2: Facebook saw he was in a relationship. She's like, what

2181
01:42:19,439 --> 01:42:23,559
Speaker 2: the fuck? He changed his single right? Then they start

2182
01:42:23,560 --> 01:42:26,360
Speaker 2: hooking up or he asked her to hook up right,

2183
01:42:26,680 --> 01:42:29,840
Speaker 2: and she goes to his Facebook see he She sees

2184
01:42:29,880 --> 01:42:32,160
Speaker 2: he's in a relationship with Lily, but the start date

2185
01:42:32,160 --> 01:42:36,160
Speaker 2: of the relationship is a year ago, like the original

2186
01:42:36,200 --> 01:42:38,240
Speaker 2: start date. It's not like, oh, I just started dating

2187
01:42:38,240 --> 01:42:41,880
Speaker 2: again a few months ago, right, which you know, again normal.

2188
01:42:42,040 --> 01:42:44,840
Speaker 3: It's just like, well, it's just like weird because I.

2189
01:42:44,840 --> 01:42:46,280
Speaker 2: Don't know if it's that weird. I hooked up like

2190
01:42:46,360 --> 01:42:48,679
Speaker 2: this girl who's now married, and I was the guy

2191
01:42:48,800 --> 01:42:49,480
Speaker 2: in between.

2192
01:42:50,160 --> 01:42:51,439
Speaker 1: I was the break. I was the break.

2193
01:42:51,840 --> 01:42:54,479
Speaker 2: So like like they've been dating for four years or something,

2194
01:42:55,080 --> 01:42:56,840
Speaker 2: we started like they broke up. We hooked up for

2195
01:42:56,880 --> 01:42:58,360
Speaker 2: like a couple months. I broke up with her, then

2196
01:42:58,400 --> 01:43:00,200
Speaker 2: she got back with her back up, which is now

2197
01:43:00,240 --> 01:43:01,280
Speaker 2: her husband.

2198
01:43:03,880 --> 01:43:06,960
Speaker 1: I'm okay and so, but.

2199
01:43:06,920 --> 01:43:09,559
Speaker 2: Then she's been like, oh my god, I'm so happy

2200
01:43:09,760 --> 01:43:12,559
Speaker 2: to be in love with my best friend and partner

2201
01:43:12,640 --> 01:43:16,680
Speaker 2: of like six years, even though technically it was like

2202
01:43:17,200 --> 01:43:19,640
Speaker 2: a couple like six months because I was meet in

2203
01:43:19,680 --> 01:43:20,000
Speaker 2: the middle.

2204
01:43:20,040 --> 01:43:23,639
Speaker 1: But we'ren't weren't basically not one hundred percent sure if

2205
01:43:23,680 --> 01:43:26,760
Speaker 1: he was dating stopped dating, or we.

2206
01:43:26,680 --> 01:43:31,160
Speaker 2: Are we're sure he stopped dating okay, right right, sure,

2207
01:43:31,240 --> 01:43:35,000
Speaker 2: Jerry still okay, yeah, all right, we shall see. But John,

2208
01:43:35,040 --> 01:43:38,040
Speaker 2: I so, but the whole point is, yes, I think

2209
01:43:38,080 --> 01:43:43,240
Speaker 2: it's normal too, like to both start from scratch if

2210
01:43:43,280 --> 01:43:45,360
Speaker 2: you have a break, right, and not start from scratch

2211
01:43:45,400 --> 01:43:46,040
Speaker 2: if you have a break.

2212
01:43:45,920 --> 01:43:52,040
Speaker 1: Start from scratch. For the Chris, Chris and his girlfriend. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

2213
01:43:52,040 --> 01:43:55,360
Speaker 1: that's fine. I'm trying to understand his like relationship timeline,

2214
01:43:55,479 --> 01:43:59,200
Speaker 1: He's okay, relationship timeline, Yeah, are you with me as right?

2215
01:43:59,280 --> 01:44:01,840
Speaker 1: Relationship time mine? He's dating this girl?

2216
01:44:02,000 --> 01:44:04,640
Speaker 2: Yeah right, well the jury still out whether it's one

2217
01:44:04,680 --> 01:44:08,360
Speaker 2: hundred percent right. He was definitely dating this girl, Lily

2218
01:44:08,560 --> 01:44:13,880
Speaker 2: definitely not dating. Then then Opie and Chris are hooking up.

2219
01:44:14,200 --> 01:44:16,640
Speaker 2: Op Is like goes to the Facebook and is like,

2220
01:44:17,280 --> 01:44:17,960
Speaker 2: who is Lily?

2221
01:44:18,280 --> 01:44:18,760
Speaker 1: What he is?

2222
01:44:18,760 --> 01:44:21,240
Speaker 2: Like, I broke up with her a month ago, changes

2223
01:44:21,280 --> 01:44:23,519
Speaker 2: his Facebook relationship status to single.

2224
01:44:23,960 --> 01:44:24,160
Speaker 1: Right.

2225
01:44:24,760 --> 01:44:29,400
Speaker 2: Then they then ope stop seeing Chris because she found

2226
01:44:29,600 --> 01:44:33,599
Speaker 2: finds like a real relationship yep. Then Chris is hitting

2227
01:44:33,640 --> 01:44:35,880
Speaker 2: up Ope, hits up her again, hits up her again.

2228
01:44:36,400 --> 01:44:38,720
Speaker 2: It's like She's like, hey, no, I'm in a happy relationship.

2229
01:44:38,920 --> 01:44:41,839
Speaker 2: She gonn go. She then goes to his Facebook status

2230
01:44:42,040 --> 01:44:45,559
Speaker 2: sees that he's in a relationship with Lily again. But

2231
01:44:45,680 --> 01:44:48,479
Speaker 2: the start date is like the same start date as

2232
01:44:48,479 --> 01:44:52,160
Speaker 2: it was initially, not accounting for the break when they were.

2233
01:44:52,720 --> 01:44:55,200
Speaker 1: So you're saying that he might have just like flipped

2234
01:44:55,240 --> 01:44:57,639
Speaker 1: it back on not adjusting or changing.

2235
01:44:57,800 --> 01:45:00,320
Speaker 2: He did not adjust for the break, But I'm saying

2236
01:45:00,360 --> 01:45:02,800
Speaker 2: it's normal to not adjust for the break. People aren't

2237
01:45:02,840 --> 01:45:07,200
Speaker 2: concounting for, like meet in the middle. That can't happen, Yeah,

2238
01:45:07,200 --> 01:45:09,880
Speaker 2: for sure, And it has happened. Yes, it happened to me. Yes,

2239
01:45:10,080 --> 01:45:12,320
Speaker 2: I was the meet in the middle. Yes, there we go.

2240
01:45:12,840 --> 01:45:17,519
Speaker 2: Her name was Sam Nice, Sam fucking Sam. Yeah, Sam

2241
01:45:17,560 --> 01:45:21,920
Speaker 2: squad serious, shouldn't be all that. Yeah, I was just

2242
01:45:21,960 --> 01:45:22,880
Speaker 2: screaming my own name.

2243
01:45:23,600 --> 01:45:27,680
Speaker 1: There we go. Yeah, it works out well, all right.

2244
01:45:28,000 --> 01:45:29,640
Speaker 2: Keep in mind, I thought they broke up, and he

2245
01:45:29,680 --> 01:45:32,160
Speaker 2: even changed his relationship status when he and I were

2246
01:45:32,160 --> 01:45:35,520
Speaker 2: messing around. So I try a messaging Lily on Facebook.

2247
01:45:35,560 --> 01:45:38,000
Speaker 2: I found her because she is linked in the relationship

2248
01:45:38,080 --> 01:45:40,559
Speaker 2: status post, and I tried telling her about what's going

2249
01:45:40,560 --> 01:45:42,920
Speaker 2: on with Chris. She goes on about trusting him and

2250
01:45:42,960 --> 01:45:45,280
Speaker 2: she'll need proof if he's trying to get together with me.

2251
01:45:45,400 --> 01:45:47,240
Speaker 2: So my boyfriend and I come up with a plan.

2252
01:45:47,400 --> 01:45:49,160
Speaker 2: So Opie's boyfriend, isn't it now?

2253
01:45:49,200 --> 01:45:51,960
Speaker 1: I guess some good idea.

2254
01:45:52,720 --> 01:45:55,519
Speaker 2: I decided to continue texting Chris and ask him if

2255
01:45:55,520 --> 01:45:56,320
Speaker 2: he'd like to meet up.

2256
01:45:56,439 --> 01:46:01,000
Speaker 1: He said yes. Uh oh, that's proof enough for me. Yeah.

2257
01:46:01,040 --> 01:46:03,719
Speaker 2: I continue gathering proof to make sure it was a hookup.

2258
01:46:03,840 --> 01:46:06,679
Speaker 2: All signs point to yes. I tried showing the messages

2259
01:46:06,720 --> 01:46:09,679
Speaker 2: to Lily over Facebook and she said he'd never follow

2260
01:46:09,680 --> 01:46:14,600
Speaker 2: through with it. She trust him, Lily, Lily, Lily.

2261
01:46:14,760 --> 01:46:17,800
Speaker 1: Don't you know when Riley, I mean, Chad is doing

2262
01:46:17,840 --> 01:46:20,639
Speaker 1: this to you that it's not what you think. It's

2263
01:46:20,680 --> 01:46:22,680
Speaker 1: not what you think. He's cheating on you. He's a

2264
01:46:22,680 --> 01:46:23,200
Speaker 1: dirty dog.

2265
01:46:23,439 --> 01:46:25,880
Speaker 2: He's a dirty dog. So the plan was set. I'd

2266
01:46:25,920 --> 01:46:28,479
Speaker 2: go over to his house that night and record everything

2267
01:46:28,520 --> 01:46:31,040
Speaker 2: that happened. Obviously, no sex happened, because all I wanted

2268
01:46:31,040 --> 01:46:33,240
Speaker 2: to do was get him to admit that he hasn't

2269
01:46:33,240 --> 01:46:35,000
Speaker 2: only been trying to hook up with me, but has

2270
01:46:35,040 --> 01:46:38,080
Speaker 2: also hooked up with other women during this entire time

2271
01:46:38,160 --> 01:46:39,320
Speaker 2: he's been together with Lily.

2272
01:46:39,479 --> 01:46:42,120
Speaker 1: Mmmm, I see wow, it's a sting.

2273
01:46:42,439 --> 01:46:45,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a sting operation. So after I get my evidence,

2274
01:46:45,240 --> 01:46:47,920
Speaker 2: I text Lily to come in. So it's like a

2275
01:46:48,000 --> 01:46:49,920
Speaker 2: Chris Hansen situation.

2276
01:46:50,840 --> 01:46:52,880
Speaker 3: That's funny. Do you know why you're here?

2277
01:46:54,400 --> 01:46:57,280
Speaker 1: I thought was getting pizza.

2278
01:46:56,520 --> 01:46:59,360
Speaker 2: Q Chris being shocked, and then I walk out with

2279
01:46:59,479 --> 01:47:02,000
Speaker 2: my phone which had the voice recording of everything that

2280
01:47:02,040 --> 01:47:04,160
Speaker 2: he said, admitting that he's been cheating on her, and

2281
01:47:04,200 --> 01:47:06,519
Speaker 2: then I leave. The next morning, I text the girl

2282
01:47:06,560 --> 01:47:08,680
Speaker 2: and asked if she's doing okay. I asked her, you

2283
01:47:08,720 --> 01:47:11,120
Speaker 2: broke up with him, right, She said no, I did

2284
01:47:11,160 --> 01:47:15,360
Speaker 2: not that he has one more chance, Lily. Lily, when

2285
01:47:15,360 --> 01:47:18,360
Speaker 2: someone shows you who they are, believe them. So I asked,

2286
01:47:18,400 --> 01:47:21,440
Speaker 2: why are you still with him after all this bullshit

2287
01:47:21,600 --> 01:47:23,719
Speaker 2: and lying that he's done to you. She says, well,

2288
01:47:23,840 --> 01:47:25,800
Speaker 2: I really love him and he knows not to do

2289
01:47:25,840 --> 01:47:28,639
Speaker 2: this again. She then thanks me for keeping it real

2290
01:47:28,680 --> 01:47:31,080
Speaker 2: and proceeds to not talk to me. Then this guy,

2291
01:47:31,280 --> 01:47:35,080
Speaker 2: Chris texts me and says, I can't believe you did this.

2292
01:47:35,240 --> 01:47:38,160
Speaker 2: You are unbelievable. So my question is am I the

2293
01:47:38,200 --> 01:47:41,400
Speaker 2: asshole for exposing this guy as a cheater? And there

2294
01:47:41,439 --> 01:47:43,760
Speaker 2: is a small update. The guy wouldn't stop messaging me.

2295
01:47:43,880 --> 01:47:45,320
Speaker 2: He said I was a piece of shit, but at

2296
01:47:45,400 --> 01:47:48,120
Speaker 2: least I'm not the reason my faith in humanity is lost.

2297
01:47:48,160 --> 01:47:49,280
Speaker 1: So I told him to grow up.

2298
01:47:49,320 --> 01:47:51,160
Speaker 2: He was the one who was playing around with girls,

2299
01:47:51,200 --> 01:47:54,639
Speaker 2: and that he can't put the blame on someone else, buddy,

2300
01:47:54,760 --> 01:47:55,639
Speaker 2: but it'll be the a hole.

2301
01:47:56,360 --> 01:47:59,519
Speaker 1: Not at all. This wasn't one of those scenarios where

2302
01:47:59,520 --> 01:48:02,000
Speaker 1: you're like trying to bait someone who like isn't cheating.

2303
01:48:02,000 --> 01:48:02,920
Speaker 3: This is someone who.

2304
01:48:02,800 --> 01:48:06,719
Speaker 1: Was allready cheating and you are exposing the cheat.

2305
01:48:06,800 --> 01:48:09,320
Speaker 2: This isn't the equivalent of like leaving the keys in

2306
01:48:09,360 --> 01:48:12,840
Speaker 2: the Lamborghini with the door open, you know, like, not

2307
01:48:12,880 --> 01:48:15,360
Speaker 2: an episode of cops, not an episode of cops. Like

2308
01:48:15,439 --> 01:48:19,920
Speaker 2: this was the cheating ish behavior was already happening, already happening,

2309
01:48:20,120 --> 01:48:22,120
Speaker 2: and she was just gathering evidence.

2310
01:48:22,200 --> 01:48:22,599
Speaker 1: That's right.

2311
01:48:22,720 --> 01:48:25,280
Speaker 3: So you don't don't hate the player, hate the game.

2312
01:48:25,280 --> 01:48:26,760
Speaker 1: We're actually don't hate the game.

2313
01:48:26,800 --> 01:48:27,479
Speaker 3: Hate the player.

2314
01:48:27,560 --> 01:48:31,639
Speaker 2: Hate that player, imprison him, cut off his balls, you know. Yeah,

2315
01:48:31,720 --> 01:48:32,960
Speaker 2: should be testicless.

2316
01:48:33,000 --> 01:48:33,519
Speaker 1: That's right.

2317
01:48:33,880 --> 01:48:37,920
Speaker 2: No Testy's Riley, No Testy. But with that, I think

2318
01:48:37,960 --> 01:48:39,200
Speaker 2: that's a wrap on this episode.

2319
01:48:39,240 --> 01:48:40,720
Speaker 1: That's right. We got to put this one asleep. We

2320
01:48:40,720 --> 01:48:41,800
Speaker 1: gotta put this one to sleep.

2321
01:48:42,720 --> 01:48:45,559
Speaker 3: Also, Ashley is still here, and she's start to people

2322
01:48:45,720 --> 01:48:48,160
Speaker 3: right there, right there, Just do it well.

2323
01:48:48,320 --> 01:48:52,640
Speaker 1: She seems to be very bubbly. My homophobic mother in

2324
01:48:52,720 --> 01:48:54,920
Speaker 1: law is going to shut down the wedding. I want

2325
01:48:54,920 --> 01:48:56,720
Speaker 1: to cut her out of my life. Am I the

2326
01:48:56,760 --> 01:48:59,479
Speaker 1: a whole? I think? Just cut her? Bring a knife

2327
01:49:00,439 --> 01:49:03,160
Speaker 1: and make her bleed? Can we make this a true

2328
01:49:03,200 --> 01:49:07,679
Speaker 1: gentleman's joust? Oh, bring back dueling, dude, bring it Aerica.

2329
01:49:07,800 --> 01:49:10,879
Speaker 1: You were in America in the eighteen hundreds.

2330
01:49:10,880 --> 01:49:12,360
Speaker 2: You used to be able to go up to a

2331
01:49:12,439 --> 01:49:15,000
Speaker 2: dude and be like, fuck you, let's duel and you

2332
01:49:15,000 --> 01:49:15,760
Speaker 2: could kill each other.

2333
01:49:15,800 --> 01:49:18,200
Speaker 1: And the government was fine with that. Easy. Actually, the

2334
01:49:18,240 --> 01:49:21,840
Speaker 1: government encouraged that because it was the government doing it exactly.

2335
01:49:22,400 --> 01:49:24,920
Speaker 1: Let it bring back dueling, Let's bring it back. Let's

2336
01:49:25,040 --> 01:49:27,960
Speaker 1: let's have all homophobic mother in laws in the shootout.

2337
01:49:28,000 --> 01:49:33,760
Speaker 1: In a duel Western Ladiators context, my friend F is

2338
01:49:33,840 --> 01:49:36,840
Speaker 1: gay and has been with his future dear husband for

2339
01:49:36,880 --> 01:49:39,400
Speaker 1: about ten years. They had to fight a lot to

2340
01:49:39,439 --> 01:49:42,720
Speaker 1: be together. In addition to being estranged from both families.

2341
01:49:42,920 --> 01:49:46,559
Speaker 1: They work in very manly meaning homophobic fields and have

2342
01:49:46,680 --> 01:49:49,559
Speaker 1: endured all kinds of career setbacks along with a very

2343
01:49:49,600 --> 01:49:52,760
Speaker 1: hostile work environment. On a daily basis.

2344
01:49:53,080 --> 01:49:56,120
Speaker 3: Are they podcast hosts and list of professions I think

2345
01:49:56,120 --> 01:49:58,440
Speaker 3: they are. They say it's so manly.

2346
01:49:59,040 --> 01:50:04,960
Speaker 2: Look overwhelming, we're picking things up yep, throwing them down?

2347
01:50:05,360 --> 01:50:10,200
Speaker 3: Also homophobic and yeah, how can I be homophobic?

2348
01:50:10,360 --> 01:50:15,120
Speaker 1: I have a podcast? Damn. A few years ago their

2349
01:50:15,160 --> 01:50:18,599
Speaker 1: company went through high level management to change and they

2350
01:50:18,720 --> 01:50:21,240
Speaker 1: finally had some relief. So it sounds like some some

2351
01:50:21,320 --> 01:50:23,960
Speaker 1: progressive progress has happened. Okay, so they got rid of

2352
01:50:24,000 --> 01:50:28,360
Speaker 1: the homophobes hopefully lussy and improvement it seems, and future

2353
01:50:28,439 --> 01:50:32,360
Speaker 1: dear husband got a promotion and proposed to my friend F.

2354
01:50:32,800 --> 01:50:36,559
Speaker 3: Whooh yeah, maybe now after all they have been through.

2355
01:50:36,640 --> 01:50:39,120
Speaker 1: They planned a dream wedding and a big party, not

2356
01:50:39,160 --> 01:50:41,080
Speaker 1: a huge number of people. As I said, there are

2357
01:50:41,120 --> 01:50:44,639
Speaker 1: no contact with their family and obviously have no work friends.

2358
01:50:44,760 --> 01:50:48,400
Speaker 1: But in an extravagantam obviously had no work friends. I

2359
01:50:48,400 --> 01:50:51,599
Speaker 1: guess not I guess is that it's that homophobic? I guess.

2360
01:50:51,680 --> 01:50:55,160
Speaker 1: So a few months ago, to everyone's surprise, f's mom

2361
01:50:55,320 --> 01:50:58,520
Speaker 1: contacted him for the first time in almost a decade.

2362
01:50:58,640 --> 01:50:59,719
Speaker 1: Wow geez.

2363
01:51:00,080 --> 01:51:02,559
Speaker 3: She had heard about the wedding no idea how and

2364
01:51:02,640 --> 01:51:03,639
Speaker 3: wanted to make amends.

2365
01:51:03,800 --> 01:51:06,880
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice. Yeah, that seems pretty great right to

2366
01:51:06,920 --> 01:51:09,240
Speaker 1: make it short, she was incredibly sorry for how she

2367
01:51:09,360 --> 01:51:12,479
Speaker 1: treated him that she knew better nowadays, and asked if

2368
01:51:12,479 --> 01:51:14,519
Speaker 1: she could be a part of this important event in

2369
01:51:14,520 --> 01:51:18,920
Speaker 1: his life. Man, I mean, that's beautiful. She even begged

2370
01:51:18,960 --> 01:51:21,960
Speaker 1: him to let her pay for the whole thing. What

2371
01:51:22,360 --> 01:51:25,599
Speaker 1: his parents are quite wealthy, as a very big apology. Fuck,

2372
01:51:25,880 --> 01:51:29,639
Speaker 1: I mean that I have it. Come on, let's go, Mama,

2373
01:51:29,720 --> 01:51:33,599
Speaker 1: give me that sugar. Hey, up f was over the moon.

2374
01:51:33,880 --> 01:51:36,120
Speaker 1: Oh that's that's pretty sweet. It looked like everything was

2375
01:51:36,120 --> 01:51:38,080
Speaker 1: falling into place in his life. When he told me

2376
01:51:38,120 --> 01:51:41,120
Speaker 1: about it, I felt uneasy, but brushed it off, crediting

2377
01:51:41,120 --> 01:51:43,720
Speaker 1: it to my unforgiving nature and previous hate of her.

2378
01:51:43,800 --> 01:51:46,639
Speaker 1: I've known him for seventeen plus years, and even before

2379
01:51:46,680 --> 01:51:49,960
Speaker 1: he came out, she was already what any Satan offspring

2380
01:51:50,000 --> 01:51:50,800
Speaker 1: aspires to be.

2381
01:51:51,760 --> 01:51:53,599
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I threw into Satan.

2382
01:51:53,720 --> 01:51:57,080
Speaker 1: My goodness, Jesus, and mostly because it was none of

2383
01:51:57,080 --> 01:52:01,000
Speaker 1: my business. Future dear husband also expressed concern about her

2384
01:52:01,360 --> 01:52:02,520
Speaker 1: sudden generosity.

2385
01:52:02,640 --> 01:52:05,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wonder where this is coming from. It's kind

2386
01:52:05,360 --> 01:52:07,920
Speaker 2: of I mean like I could see a mother change,

2387
01:52:08,000 --> 01:52:10,519
Speaker 2: you know, having a change of heart at on a

2388
01:52:10,560 --> 01:52:11,280
Speaker 2: big occasion.

2389
01:52:11,320 --> 01:52:13,360
Speaker 1: I could see that too, because, like I imagine, like

2390
01:52:13,640 --> 01:52:17,519
Speaker 1: they're already very wealthy, and you know, there are events

2391
01:52:17,520 --> 01:52:19,600
Speaker 1: that could just like you know, kind of snap you

2392
01:52:19,640 --> 01:52:21,720
Speaker 1: into a whole new mindset. Shit, am I really going

2393
01:52:21,800 --> 01:52:23,599
Speaker 1: to miss this? Am I going to miss this? And

2394
01:52:23,640 --> 01:52:26,439
Speaker 1: she has the funds for it, so I see it

2395
01:52:26,439 --> 01:52:29,519
Speaker 1: as plausible. But he had to back off because F

2396
01:52:29,640 --> 01:52:31,840
Speaker 1: was so happy about having his mom back in his

2397
01:52:31,920 --> 01:52:34,240
Speaker 1: life that future to your husband felt that he didn't

2398
01:52:34,240 --> 01:52:35,479
Speaker 1: have the right to take that.

2399
01:52:35,479 --> 01:52:38,439
Speaker 3: Away from him, which, yeah, makes sense, I get it.

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01:52:38,520 --> 01:52:40,599
Speaker 1: Over the next year, the mother made the wedding her

2401
01:52:40,680 --> 01:52:45,400
Speaker 1: top priority in life. She intermediated every transaction, contacted the

2402
01:52:45,439 --> 01:52:48,599
Speaker 1: suppliers back and forth, and basically organized the whole thing,

2403
01:52:48,840 --> 01:52:52,759
Speaker 1: plus signed all the checks. That's really nice. That seems

2404
01:52:52,840 --> 01:52:55,400
Speaker 1: to be good, right, like taking care of all the details.

2405
01:52:55,520 --> 01:52:58,479
Speaker 1: Everyone was quite amused that things were going so well,

2406
01:52:58,640 --> 01:53:01,160
Speaker 1: and I almost believe if she was a human being

2407
01:53:01,200 --> 01:53:05,840
Speaker 1: for a change, almost almost we should all know better.

2408
01:53:06,240 --> 01:53:10,000
Speaker 1: Flash forward to today, Oh no, ten days before the

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01:53:10,000 --> 01:53:12,519
Speaker 1: big day, F receives a call from one of the

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01:53:12,560 --> 01:53:16,000
Speaker 1: suppliers saying that the mother was out of reach and

2411
01:53:16,040 --> 01:53:19,080
Speaker 1: if F had any number that they could call sure,

2412
01:53:19,320 --> 01:53:21,960
Speaker 1: but maybe he could help. Oh, it's nothing much, just

2413
01:53:22,000 --> 01:53:25,320
Speaker 1: an issue with the repayment. Wait what repayment? Oh, the

2414
01:53:25,360 --> 01:53:29,800
Speaker 1: partial repayment on the cancelation. She's canceling the wedding. Say

2415
01:53:29,840 --> 01:53:32,439
Speaker 1: what again? F hung up and tried to call the

2416
01:53:32,479 --> 01:53:36,000
Speaker 1: mother with no luck. Then calls future to your husband, who,

2417
01:53:36,080 --> 01:53:38,880
Speaker 1: being the smart man he is, immediately reaches out to

2418
01:53:39,040 --> 01:53:45,800
Speaker 1: all the suppliers. You guessed right. She canceled the whole thing.

2419
01:53:46,280 --> 01:53:51,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, including the very exclusive almost a year

2420
01:53:51,360 --> 01:53:56,720
Speaker 1: in advance reservation venue. Oh my god, everything. What a

2421
01:53:56,840 --> 01:53:57,639
Speaker 1: terrible person.

2422
01:53:57,680 --> 01:54:00,280
Speaker 3: Could you imagine going through all of that just to

2423
01:54:00,920 --> 01:54:03,639
Speaker 3: like just to fucking just to fuck over your kid?

2424
01:54:03,720 --> 01:54:08,720
Speaker 1: What's up of these overachieving, fucking haters? O, biggot, that's

2425
01:54:08,760 --> 01:54:09,559
Speaker 1: a new level.

2426
01:54:09,680 --> 01:54:13,120
Speaker 2: That's shit. She's for a year, she did all of

2427
01:54:13,200 --> 01:54:17,200
Speaker 2: she like, literally for a year. She's plotting this, this evilness,

2428
01:54:17,200 --> 01:54:20,760
Speaker 2: putting on a face, pretending to be not who she is.

2429
01:54:20,880 --> 01:54:23,720
Speaker 1: Wow, this is evil. This is evil. This straight up

2430
01:54:23,800 --> 01:54:26,040
Speaker 1: she took all the matters in her hands to make

2431
01:54:26,080 --> 01:54:29,040
Speaker 1: sure she could sneakily cancel it, since she signed all

2432
01:54:29,080 --> 01:54:32,040
Speaker 1: the contracts to let them find out only at the

2433
01:54:32,080 --> 01:54:36,000
Speaker 1: wedding day. Wow, again, she spent thousands of dollars, even

2434
01:54:36,040 --> 01:54:38,440
Speaker 1: with the repayments she may have got, so she could

2435
01:54:38,520 --> 01:54:40,960
Speaker 1: undo it at last minute to make sure the wedding

2436
01:54:41,320 --> 01:54:45,400
Speaker 1: wasn't happening. My god, f just called me in tears.

2437
01:54:45,680 --> 01:54:49,040
Speaker 1: I've never hated anyone so hard in my life, and

2438
01:54:49,120 --> 01:54:53,360
Speaker 1: I'm a pretty hateful botch Uh tell them, Opie, how

2439
01:54:53,440 --> 01:54:55,600
Speaker 1: much of a sociopath do you have to be to

2440
01:54:55,640 --> 01:54:59,040
Speaker 1: do that? Seriously, to go this far only to destroy

2441
01:54:59,200 --> 01:55:02,320
Speaker 1: their only soun's happiness. I can't believe it.

2442
01:55:02,440 --> 01:55:05,000
Speaker 2: That's what's so sad about this, is like she spent

2443
01:55:05,120 --> 01:55:09,720
Speaker 2: this much time, evilly trying to destroy someone's expression of.

2444
01:55:09,720 --> 01:55:14,840
Speaker 1: Love, her own son, own son, for God's sake. Ah

2445
01:55:14,840 --> 01:55:17,680
Speaker 1: but jokes on her. We are assembling all of the

2446
01:55:17,720 --> 01:55:20,360
Speaker 1: friends tonight to see how we can solve this, because

2447
01:55:20,400 --> 01:55:22,320
Speaker 1: this wedding is going to happen.

2448
01:55:22,120 --> 01:55:24,040
Speaker 3: Even if I got officiate it myself.

2449
01:55:24,080 --> 01:55:27,440
Speaker 1: To friends, Yeah, that is a great friend. You need.

2450
01:55:27,560 --> 01:55:29,600
Speaker 1: You need someone like op in your corner. Yeah, one

2451
01:55:29,640 --> 01:55:32,960
Speaker 1: hundred percent. Now, fear nothing, beloved, Internet, We will be

2452
01:55:33,160 --> 01:55:36,840
Speaker 1: marrying those bastards so hard they'll have no idea. We

2453
01:55:36,880 --> 01:55:39,520
Speaker 1: reunited a very solid group of people who are highly

2454
01:55:39,520 --> 01:55:41,880
Speaker 1: committed to make this happening, to making this happen.

2455
01:55:42,040 --> 01:55:44,760
Speaker 3: The thing about having almost everyone against.

2456
01:55:44,520 --> 01:55:47,320
Speaker 1: You is those who are by your side are really

2457
01:55:47,680 --> 01:55:50,640
Speaker 1: by your side. Now there is an update, Okay, but.

2458
01:55:52,400 --> 01:55:56,400
Speaker 2: I mean this mother in law is absolutely absolutely yeah,

2459
01:55:56,560 --> 01:56:01,600
Speaker 2: just so terrible, so terrible serious, Like I don't think

2460
01:56:01,640 --> 01:56:03,800
Speaker 2: I've ever heard something that evil.

2461
01:56:03,800 --> 01:56:06,000
Speaker 3: Like a whole year, like the whole thing.

2462
01:56:06,040 --> 01:56:08,280
Speaker 1: It was almost almost sick to imagine she was like

2463
01:56:08,800 --> 01:56:11,840
Speaker 1: she made this whole big apology and was pretending this

2464
01:56:11,960 --> 01:56:12,520
Speaker 1: whole time.

2465
01:56:12,600 --> 01:56:13,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, like because there's like there's a lot

2466
01:56:13,920 --> 01:56:15,840
Speaker 2: of you know, fucked up, Like I feel like some

2467
01:56:16,080 --> 01:56:19,800
Speaker 2: like the evilness of an action is also like a

2468
01:56:19,840 --> 01:56:22,879
Speaker 2: factor of it is how long you are thinking about

2469
01:56:23,240 --> 01:56:25,720
Speaker 2: committing and how long you were involved in doing that.

2470
01:56:26,200 --> 01:56:28,880
Speaker 2: Like there's crimes of passion where it's just like having

2471
01:56:28,960 --> 01:56:31,200
Speaker 2: our producer Riley looks at me weird, I stab him

2472
01:56:31,200 --> 01:56:34,320
Speaker 2: in the herd and kill But like that's just a moment.

2473
01:56:34,480 --> 01:56:38,040
Speaker 2: That's just a moment, and like should I be you know,

2474
01:56:38,720 --> 01:56:42,320
Speaker 2: held accountable for that moment? Obviously not right, But if

2475
01:56:42,360 --> 01:56:46,200
Speaker 2: I'm thinking about it and I'm like like really plotting

2476
01:56:46,240 --> 01:56:48,520
Speaker 2: it and I'm giving him a little stab. Maybe I'm

2477
01:56:48,520 --> 01:56:53,000
Speaker 2: like poisoning him for like a whole year. Then maybe

2478
01:56:53,440 --> 01:56:54,920
Speaker 2: there's a little bit more culpability.

2479
01:56:55,000 --> 01:56:57,280
Speaker 1: Absolutely that that would that would make a lot more

2480
01:56:57,280 --> 01:56:59,160
Speaker 1: sense to me. Yeah. By the way, editors, can we

2481
01:56:59,200 --> 01:57:01,520
Speaker 1: get in arms in the arms of the angels for

2482
01:57:01,640 --> 01:57:03,720
Speaker 1: Riley with just like a rest in peace?

2483
01:57:03,800 --> 01:57:08,760
Speaker 2: Riley seven forty three, Monday the twenty.

2484
01:57:08,560 --> 01:57:16,839
Speaker 1: Eighth, The Angel. I don't know the rest of the words.

2485
01:57:18,280 --> 01:57:21,200
Speaker 2: Whoa wow, Okay, he's probably got broken up with or

2486
01:57:21,240 --> 01:57:22,520
Speaker 2: he broke up with his lady.

2487
01:57:22,680 --> 01:57:25,400
Speaker 1: Damn no, we changed the script, we got the podcastut

2488
01:57:25,680 --> 01:57:29,480
Speaker 1: he broke up with her, dropped Plato. Why trust the

2489
01:57:29,520 --> 01:57:32,000
Speaker 1: truth when lies are more entertained? He was a cold

2490
01:57:32,000 --> 01:57:35,960
Speaker 1: potato on the ground and freaking gave it to the

2491
01:57:36,000 --> 01:57:39,600
Speaker 1: feral dogs. Oh you're sure of the dogs. Yeah. I

2492
01:57:39,600 --> 01:57:42,480
Speaker 1: was about to say something even meaner, but but he

2493
01:57:42,480 --> 01:57:45,560
Speaker 1: held it in. He held it in. Yeah, respect for

2494
01:57:45,640 --> 01:57:48,040
Speaker 1: his ex but not too much. Yeah, that's right, not

2495
01:57:48,160 --> 01:57:48,640
Speaker 1: too much.

2496
01:57:48,800 --> 01:57:52,640
Speaker 2: Keep it inside, keep it inside, yeah, keep it all inside, bud.

2497
01:57:52,720 --> 01:57:58,400
Speaker 1: Oh god, it's gonna be okay. Yeah, Hey, oh what

2498
01:57:58,880 --> 01:58:00,840
Speaker 1: it's two dates? He's too dates, that's right.

2499
01:58:01,040 --> 01:58:03,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, one with a German one with a Swedish girl,

2500
01:58:03,520 --> 01:58:05,960
Speaker 2: both the same day, no different days, different days.

2501
01:58:06,040 --> 01:58:07,960
Speaker 1: I think, I think you need to move them together.

2502
01:58:08,000 --> 01:58:10,000
Speaker 1: So you're doing the Oh, let me you get two

2503
01:58:10,040 --> 01:58:12,720
Speaker 1: restaurants that are right next to each other and the bathroom.

2504
01:58:12,440 --> 01:58:16,680
Speaker 2: All yeah, hot between them or same restaurant, different tables,

2505
01:58:16,840 --> 01:58:17,960
Speaker 2: hot between the tables.

2506
01:58:18,000 --> 01:58:19,240
Speaker 3: Wow, that's smooth.

2507
01:58:19,320 --> 01:58:21,440
Speaker 2: And then you say to the Swedish girl, Hey, there's

2508
01:58:21,480 --> 01:58:23,000
Speaker 2: just like like other girl that I would like you

2509
01:58:23,040 --> 01:58:25,840
Speaker 2: to meet. You start hanging out with both of them,

2510
01:58:25,880 --> 01:58:29,000
Speaker 2: same table, and then before you know it, for you

2511
01:58:29,320 --> 01:58:32,200
Speaker 2: know it, you're you know, they're seeing both of your testicles.

2512
01:58:33,480 --> 01:58:37,360
Speaker 1: The entire table is staring as.

2513
01:58:37,960 --> 01:58:39,640
Speaker 3: Right, I think you gotta through someone in your hands.

2514
01:58:39,640 --> 01:58:41,120
Speaker 3: You play your cards right around.

2515
01:58:40,920 --> 01:58:45,040
Speaker 1: The world, every country, yeah, every cat too. That's your

2516
01:58:45,080 --> 01:58:46,560
Speaker 1: only task before the end.

2517
01:58:46,600 --> 01:58:49,480
Speaker 2: Is a speed run down to every country, but also

2518
01:58:49,640 --> 01:58:53,520
Speaker 2: to deprecating and life defining syphilis.

2519
01:58:53,560 --> 01:58:55,320
Speaker 3: That's right, it'll be worth it.

2520
01:58:55,480 --> 01:59:00,680
Speaker 1: In the and back to the story. He died of

2521
01:59:00,720 --> 01:59:03,320
Speaker 1: syphilis not too long after this podcast.

2522
01:59:03,480 --> 01:59:04,720
Speaker 3: He was beloved.

2523
01:59:04,280 --> 01:59:08,240
Speaker 2: He was beloved by his friends and family, and up

2524
01:59:08,320 --> 01:59:12,600
Speaker 2: until this podcast episode, his mother. But his mother has

2525
01:59:12,640 --> 01:59:13,720
Speaker 2: completely disowned him.

2526
01:59:13,800 --> 01:59:17,760
Speaker 1: He fought hard, but the seeping pores on his penis

2527
01:59:17,760 --> 01:59:20,240
Speaker 1: were just too strong to take him down.

2528
01:59:20,920 --> 01:59:22,480
Speaker 3: He fought hard and died hard.

2529
01:59:22,560 --> 01:59:23,200
Speaker 1: That's right.

2530
01:59:23,720 --> 01:59:26,040
Speaker 3: Hey, good day to die hard.

2531
01:59:26,120 --> 01:59:31,440
Speaker 2: That's right, Bruce willis Man, there's not a bald man

2532
01:59:31,520 --> 01:59:32,760
Speaker 2: that I think I'm more attracted to.

2533
01:59:33,800 --> 01:59:38,560
Speaker 1: Vin Diesel. Yeah, I don't think so. Jason Tatum Stathum,

2534
01:59:39,360 --> 01:59:42,400
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Jason Saysom's number. I don't think so. I

2535
01:59:42,440 --> 01:59:44,200
Speaker 1: don't think so. Jason's he's smoldering.

2536
01:59:44,960 --> 01:59:49,720
Speaker 2: The rock is too big for me, too small for me,

2537
01:59:50,040 --> 01:59:55,520
Speaker 2: too small? Size King, yeah, King, Yeah, that's right. Size Queen, John,

2538
01:59:55,880 --> 02:00:00,760
Speaker 2: give me twenty two and out please? Yeah, Nathan, what

2539
02:00:00,840 --> 02:00:02,200
Speaker 2: counts as a size queen?

2540
02:00:04,360 --> 02:00:06,760
Speaker 1: Like you know, like where it's just like you want

2541
02:00:07,360 --> 02:00:14,640
Speaker 1: like this and up? What counts you know, like you know,

2542
02:00:14,760 --> 02:00:18,600
Speaker 1: like have you heard of size queen or king? Size King? No?

2543
02:00:19,160 --> 02:00:21,600
Speaker 2: Okay, well I have it on very good authority from

2544
02:00:21,640 --> 02:00:23,720
Speaker 2: one of my gay friends that it means like like

2545
02:00:23,880 --> 02:00:28,160
Speaker 2: Dick's this size and over and it's like eight inches

2546
02:00:28,440 --> 02:00:29,440
Speaker 2: all right, eight inches?

2547
02:00:29,880 --> 02:00:30,360
Speaker 1: There we go.

2548
02:00:30,800 --> 02:00:32,760
Speaker 2: Also, one of my friends, James, hooked up with a

2549
02:00:32,760 --> 02:00:35,600
Speaker 2: guy who had an eight by eight that's eight inches

2550
02:00:36,280 --> 02:00:40,240
Speaker 2: long and eight inches in circumference eight by eight. They

2551
02:00:40,280 --> 02:00:41,320
Speaker 2: call him mister eight by eight.

2552
02:00:41,440 --> 02:00:47,360
Speaker 1: That sounds very terrifying, very terrify. Buttholes could be so expansive.

2553
02:00:47,600 --> 02:00:50,920
Speaker 1: I did not know either, But the more you know,

2554
02:00:51,000 --> 02:00:57,960
Speaker 1: but now Riley knows. Yeah, good mainter. So are you

2555
02:00:58,040 --> 02:01:00,880
Speaker 1: ready for this updates? Are you ready for me to

2556
02:01:00,920 --> 02:01:03,400
Speaker 1: fuck you with this update? Fuck me with this update?

2557
02:01:03,520 --> 02:01:07,680
Speaker 2: John, Let's go insert it into my mouth and spail

2558
02:01:07,760 --> 02:01:10,480
Speaker 2: your seed all in there, I can drop noise.

2559
02:01:10,560 --> 02:01:13,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, wait, there we go. Good right, very good.

2560
02:01:14,120 --> 02:01:17,240
Speaker 1: Yeah. Me and another friend took some days off to

2561
02:01:17,280 --> 02:01:20,520
Speaker 1: work solely on the event. We were in charge to

2562
02:01:20,640 --> 02:01:24,480
Speaker 1: bribe and bully all the vendors to cancel the cancelation.

2563
02:01:24,800 --> 02:01:28,680
Speaker 1: Oh inception style interesting. Oh, it took us two days

2564
02:01:28,720 --> 02:01:30,440
Speaker 1: to reach out to all of them. Do you guys

2565
02:01:30,440 --> 02:01:33,400
Speaker 1: have any idea how many details are involved in a wedding?

2566
02:01:33,440 --> 02:01:34,400
Speaker 1: Probably a lot, a lot.

2567
02:01:34,440 --> 02:01:37,000
Speaker 3: Apparently I'm gonna do it in McDonald's blame.

2568
02:01:38,480 --> 02:01:39,160
Speaker 1: People have done it.

2569
02:01:39,200 --> 02:01:42,960
Speaker 2: Talk a bell people have done I don't know about that.

2570
02:01:43,000 --> 02:01:45,400
Speaker 2: They have, I know, I know, I'm sure they have. Yes,

2571
02:01:45,480 --> 02:01:47,280
Speaker 2: I'm just like questioning their life decisions.

2572
02:01:47,280 --> 02:01:49,240
Speaker 1: Oh, it's a great wedding. I don't know hot and

2573
02:01:49,280 --> 02:01:54,760
Speaker 1: saucy that it is just like a yes. After taking

2574
02:01:54,760 --> 02:01:56,960
Speaker 1: that eight by eight, yeah, there we go, as a

2575
02:01:56,960 --> 02:02:00,360
Speaker 1: lot of you predicted, like them, damns, a lot of

2576
02:02:00,400 --> 02:02:03,160
Speaker 1: you are predicted. Most of them were happy to a blotch.

2577
02:02:03,360 --> 02:02:06,520
Speaker 1: To my surprise, the main concern got solved quickly, which

2578
02:02:06,600 --> 02:02:07,200
Speaker 1: was the location.

2579
02:02:07,480 --> 02:02:09,879
Speaker 3: No, as we expected, it was already booked.

2580
02:02:10,080 --> 02:02:13,720
Speaker 1: But f and future dear husband's boss was sent from

2581
02:02:13,760 --> 02:02:16,839
Speaker 1: above like an angel in a suit, and immediately offered

2582
02:02:16,880 --> 02:02:20,080
Speaker 1: his house to host the wedding. Oh wow, and guys,

2583
02:02:20,240 --> 02:02:24,680
Speaker 1: why aren't we all CEOs? This was a effing fairytale mansion.

2584
02:02:24,920 --> 02:02:28,640
Speaker 1: Damn dude, I completely changed my mind about the McDonald's wedding.

2585
02:02:28,720 --> 02:02:31,480
Speaker 1: I also ended up helping with some flower ornaments and

2586
02:02:31,600 --> 02:02:35,200
Speaker 1: they turned out magnificent. I have real talent, guys, And

2587
02:02:35,240 --> 02:02:37,560
Speaker 1: at the end, the whole place looks like a perfect

2588
02:02:37,600 --> 02:02:41,040
Speaker 1: dream and in my opinion, even better than the original idea.

2589
02:02:41,280 --> 02:02:44,480
Speaker 3: Friends, one evil mother zero.

2590
02:02:44,440 --> 02:02:47,680
Speaker 1: Fucked that mother? Yeah with that eight by eight, Oh god,

2591
02:02:48,520 --> 02:02:50,560
Speaker 1: and Riley syphilis.

2592
02:02:49,880 --> 02:02:53,960
Speaker 2: And Riley syphilis all on one eight hundred Riley syphilis.

2593
02:02:54,320 --> 02:02:57,240
Speaker 3: If you want some, yes, the bumps you ride all

2594
02:02:57,360 --> 02:03:00,360
Speaker 3: night long? Hmm, the bumps you ride.

2595
02:03:01,240 --> 02:03:02,800
Speaker 1: That's a great jingle and use it.

2596
02:03:02,960 --> 02:03:10,800
Speaker 2: Think he is dead corpse now because yeah, he died

2597
02:03:10,840 --> 02:03:11,800
Speaker 2: hard and stayed hard.

2598
02:03:11,880 --> 02:03:12,360
Speaker 1: That's right.

2599
02:03:12,480 --> 02:03:15,800
Speaker 2: That's that rigor mortis for your baby. How the body

2600
02:03:15,840 --> 02:03:17,560
Speaker 2: when it dies, it like stiffs up.

2601
02:03:17,640 --> 02:03:18,080
Speaker 1: That's right.

2602
02:03:18,160 --> 02:03:21,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, if we were thrust into action. Thrust into action,

2603
02:03:22,280 --> 02:03:24,840
Speaker 2: you know about rigor mortis. Yeah, now you do, that's right.

2604
02:03:24,880 --> 02:03:27,800
Speaker 2: You're learning all kinds of things tonight, the more you know.

2605
02:03:28,000 --> 02:03:31,200
Speaker 1: The original cater refused to reconsider the wedding because the

2606
02:03:31,240 --> 02:03:34,480
Speaker 1: menu was unique and needed several important ingredients, which they

2607
02:03:34,560 --> 02:03:37,640
Speaker 1: claimed to be unable to get in such short notice. Okay,

2608
02:03:37,960 --> 02:03:41,720
Speaker 1: I don't know, bullshit, bullshit, but we were fully committed.

2609
02:03:41,840 --> 02:03:44,240
Speaker 1: Everyone went above and beyond to make the dinner happen,

2610
02:03:44,400 --> 02:03:47,520
Speaker 1: including an angel from the catering company who went behind

2611
02:03:47,560 --> 02:03:51,240
Speaker 1: their bosses back and handed us the whole dinner planning.

2612
02:03:51,320 --> 02:03:54,280
Speaker 3: Oh shit, dang, so it sounds like they already made

2613
02:03:54,320 --> 02:03:57,160
Speaker 3: it almost. I guess it was like the plan of it.

2614
02:03:57,840 --> 02:03:59,800
Speaker 1: I don't know. I sent them a piece of paper, yeah,

2615
02:04:00,280 --> 02:04:02,680
Speaker 1: sent us a recipe that could have gotten the internet.

2616
02:04:02,680 --> 02:04:07,000
Speaker 1: I could have fucking gone with the Joy cooking book. Yeah,

2617
02:04:07,440 --> 02:04:11,640
Speaker 1: sending someone a recipe, that's like that's like saying like, hey,

2618
02:04:11,720 --> 02:04:13,000
Speaker 1: like can you help me fix my car?

2619
02:04:13,120 --> 02:04:15,320
Speaker 2: You're like, oh cool. And then you just send them

2620
02:04:15,360 --> 02:04:17,680
Speaker 2: a link to a YouTube video. It's like fucking google

2621
02:04:17,680 --> 02:04:20,040
Speaker 2: it Like it's it's the equivalent like oh, can you

2622
02:04:20,080 --> 02:04:23,160
Speaker 2: help me make movie? Or can you help me make

2623
02:04:23,280 --> 02:04:26,360
Speaker 2: some food for my wedding? Like yeah, yeah, here's a recipe,

2624
02:04:27,080 --> 02:04:31,160
Speaker 2: you make it yourself. They're an American hereshole move. They're

2625
02:04:31,200 --> 02:04:35,360
Speaker 2: an American a more asshole move than than not giving

2626
02:04:35,400 --> 02:04:40,600
Speaker 2: the recipe American here recipes so kind.

2627
02:04:41,280 --> 02:04:43,720
Speaker 1: I don't know the details. I was only on flower duty,

2628
02:04:43,760 --> 02:04:47,120
Speaker 1: but I heard people contacting friends overseas and had them

2629
02:04:47,200 --> 02:04:50,720
Speaker 1: buying the ingredients locally, then shipping it to our country

2630
02:04:50,760 --> 02:04:55,800
Speaker 1: on top priority for a small fortune. What are these ingredients? Like? Bullseeaman?

2631
02:04:55,960 --> 02:04:58,960
Speaker 1: This is yeah apparently, and they effing nailed it. The

2632
02:04:59,000 --> 02:05:02,520
Speaker 1: dinner was so sublime it almost overshadowed my flower ornaments.

2633
02:05:02,640 --> 02:05:06,760
Speaker 1: I mean, the grooms friends to evil mother, zero bye.

2634
02:05:06,760 --> 02:05:09,640
Speaker 1: Finally the party happened and it was completely over the top.

2635
02:05:09,800 --> 02:05:12,400
Speaker 1: They kept thanking everybody and there was so much love

2636
02:05:12,400 --> 02:05:14,360
Speaker 1: in that evening that we all kind of forgot the

2637
02:05:14,360 --> 02:05:16,960
Speaker 1: wedding was supposed to be anything different from what it was.

2638
02:05:17,240 --> 02:05:21,800
Speaker 1: Friends A thousand Mother zero yom. Even with our money

2639
02:05:21,800 --> 02:05:24,440
Speaker 1: gifts and their original wedding budget, they still had to

2640
02:05:24,480 --> 02:05:27,640
Speaker 1: relocate their honeymoon budget to make ends meet just because

2641
02:05:27,680 --> 02:05:29,960
Speaker 1: of the Evil Mother. It was fine, they would just

2642
02:05:30,000 --> 02:05:33,560
Speaker 1: postpone the honeymoon, but then their Boston announced that the

2643
02:05:33,600 --> 02:05:37,360
Speaker 1: Grooms Department chipped in to gift them their honeymoon as

2644
02:05:37,480 --> 02:05:41,240
Speaker 1: originally planned. Whoa wow.

2645
02:05:41,440 --> 02:05:44,880
Speaker 2: I don't think those CEOs are paying their employees and

2646
02:05:45,400 --> 02:05:48,360
Speaker 2: like enough if they can afford to give a full

2647
02:05:48,440 --> 02:05:52,320
Speaker 2: on honeymoon. Hey, let's dock. Everyone's pay to do. Yeah,

2648
02:05:52,480 --> 02:05:54,800
Speaker 2: we're gonna give you a honeymoon. We're just gonna take

2649
02:05:54,800 --> 02:05:55,760
Speaker 2: it out of your pet.

2650
02:05:56,080 --> 02:05:59,880
Speaker 1: Hey, Riley Dathon, this anniversary wasn't enough, So we will

2651
02:05:59,920 --> 02:06:03,840
Speaker 1: be docking one hundred percent and enjoying it. Okay, we

2652
02:06:03,920 --> 02:06:09,840
Speaker 1: deserve it. Thank you, Thanks guys. Now I'll go get

2653
02:06:09,880 --> 02:06:12,320
Speaker 1: some rest because at my age, you can't party that

2654
02:06:12,440 --> 02:06:17,120
Speaker 1: hard and not suffer the consequences. Boo, that's a good rap.

2655
02:06:17,120 --> 02:06:17,840
Speaker 1: That's a good rap.

2656
02:06:17,880 --> 02:06:21,000
Speaker 3: That is a beautiful story. Beautiful Now friends coming together.

2657
02:06:21,040 --> 02:06:23,720
Speaker 3: I love winds y'all love wins.

2658
02:06:23,520 --> 02:06:25,640
Speaker 1: And I think again, like the the energy of your

2659
02:06:25,640 --> 02:06:28,440
Speaker 1: friends coming together that makes it so much more memorable. Yeah, agreed,

2660
02:06:28,560 --> 02:06:29,320
Speaker 1: so much more agreed.

2661
02:06:29,520 --> 02:06:33,000
Speaker 2: I think like the wedding honestly turned out better because

2662
02:06:33,040 --> 02:06:35,240
Speaker 2: the mother in law tried to fuck it over, So

2663
02:06:35,320 --> 02:06:36,520
Speaker 2: really you should be thanking her.

2664
02:06:36,840 --> 02:06:39,320
Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah, thanks evil mom. Maybe that was all

2665
02:06:39,360 --> 02:06:43,000
Speaker 1: part of her plan. Oh shit, that would be smart,

2666
02:06:43,160 --> 02:06:48,000
Speaker 1: very interesting move man. But let us know what you think.

2667
02:06:48,080 --> 02:06:51,280
Speaker 1: Do you think the mother loves an asshole? And tell

2668
02:06:51,360 --> 02:06:54,640
Speaker 1: us your worst mother in law or father in law stories,

2669
02:06:54,680 --> 02:06:56,080
Speaker 1: your worst in law stories in the.

2670
02:06:56,720 --> 02:06:58,960
Speaker 2: How like how like did your wedding go wrong? Or

2671
02:06:58,960 --> 02:07:02,440
Speaker 2: did anything go wrong? Wedding wedding disaster stories?

2672
02:07:02,480 --> 02:07:05,480
Speaker 1: We need a friend's wedding like, let us know any weddings? Yeah,

2673
02:07:05,640 --> 02:07:06,520
Speaker 1: tell us see you soon.

2674
02:07:08,160 --> 02:07:13,280
Speaker 2: In the arms up, female audience, I would love to

2675
02:07:13,320 --> 02:07:20,400
Speaker 2: know that. Actually, ladies, are you lad just don't clap cheeks?

2676
02:07:20,400 --> 02:07:23,240
Speaker 1: What do they do? Their cheeks are clapping? Yeah?

2677
02:07:23,360 --> 02:07:28,480
Speaker 3: Have you got cheek clapping? Have you received?

2678
02:07:28,560 --> 02:07:31,520
Speaker 1: Have you been on the receiver clapping the okop? You

2679
02:07:31,600 --> 02:07:35,360
Speaker 1: might be entitled the compensation call one eight hundred Okay,

2680
02:07:35,480 --> 02:07:44,360
Speaker 1: cheeks and submit photo evidence. He specifically asked for it.

2681
02:07:44,720 --> 02:07:47,360
Speaker 1: All right, I kicked my dad out of my mom's funeral.

2682
02:07:47,440 --> 02:07:50,200
Speaker 1: I had security remove him and my cousin. Am I

2683
02:07:50,240 --> 02:07:53,840
Speaker 1: the asshole? You know, sometimes daddy's gotta go, daddy's got

2684
02:07:53,840 --> 02:07:56,480
Speaker 1: to go, gotta get at Army's gotta go, Daddy's got

2685
02:07:56,480 --> 02:07:58,800
Speaker 1: to go to Yeah, I say, don't just remove him

2686
02:07:58,800 --> 02:08:01,200
Speaker 1: from the funeral, move him from Wow, you know, like

2687
02:08:01,280 --> 02:08:03,560
Speaker 1: you know, like in India, some places in India, if

2688
02:08:03,600 --> 02:08:06,280
Speaker 1: you're like your your husband dies, you have to light

2689
02:08:06,320 --> 02:08:08,760
Speaker 1: yourself on fire. I didn't know that.

2690
02:08:09,000 --> 02:08:12,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had no idea about that. That's I know that.

2691
02:08:12,760 --> 02:08:15,320
Speaker 2: I think that exists at some point. I don't think

2692
02:08:15,360 --> 02:08:18,000
Speaker 2: it exists anymore. Maybe I don't know, maybe it does.

2693
02:08:18,320 --> 02:08:21,760
Speaker 2: I thought it was like just like you're you're already done.

2694
02:08:22,000 --> 02:08:22,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you mean?

2695
02:08:22,840 --> 02:08:25,880
Speaker 2: It's like you're alive and you just you're yeah no,

2696
02:08:26,280 --> 02:08:30,600
Speaker 2: so yeah, so you're you're all right, we're married, you die.

2697
02:08:30,960 --> 02:08:33,920
Speaker 2: I covered myself on kerosene and light myself on fire. Wow,

2698
02:08:34,400 --> 02:08:36,120
Speaker 2: I'm not going to live without you. To the n

2699
02:08:36,280 --> 02:08:40,360
Speaker 2: degree like romantic, I think it's romantic. I think it's hot.

2700
02:08:40,840 --> 02:08:42,680
Speaker 2: It is pretty hot. It's pretty hot. It literally is

2701
02:08:42,760 --> 02:08:46,400
Speaker 2: how yeah auci auchi. All right, let's get into it.

2702
02:08:46,560 --> 02:08:49,560
Speaker 2: My parents divorced ten years ago. My father initiated he

2703
02:08:49,640 --> 02:08:51,520
Speaker 2: was seeing someone else and wanted to see if the

2704
02:08:51,520 --> 02:08:53,400
Speaker 2: grass is greener on the other side.

2705
02:08:53,600 --> 02:08:54,840
Speaker 3: Of course, I neither him.

2706
02:08:54,800 --> 02:08:57,400
Speaker 2: Four or against his reasoning, but I am against how

2707
02:08:57,400 --> 02:09:00,240
Speaker 2: he treated my mother and they finalize their separation. One

2708
02:09:00,320 --> 02:09:03,839
Speaker 2: key event that stands out is in deliberating how assets,

2709
02:09:03,880 --> 02:09:06,480
Speaker 2: or rather debt, was divided. My father promised my mother

2710
02:09:06,520 --> 02:09:08,560
Speaker 2: that he'd still be around, still be in her life,

2711
02:09:08,600 --> 02:09:11,080
Speaker 2: even be friends, and see if they could rekindle their marriage,

2712
02:09:11,120 --> 02:09:13,720
Speaker 2: but only if my mother took every penny of debt.

2713
02:09:13,920 --> 02:09:15,840
Speaker 2: He's like, the only way this dick is getting back

2714
02:09:15,840 --> 02:09:19,360
Speaker 2: in your life if you'd take on my hundreds of

2715
02:09:19,400 --> 02:09:20,440
Speaker 2: thousands of dollars at debt.

2716
02:09:20,480 --> 02:09:23,440
Speaker 1: That's not much that it is the worst idea. That's terrible,

2717
02:09:23,680 --> 02:09:24,320
Speaker 1: terrible idea.

2718
02:09:24,640 --> 02:09:28,040
Speaker 2: Damn you never like your love should never be hinged

2719
02:09:28,080 --> 02:09:31,520
Speaker 2: on a financial decision. Never, my mother was naive to

2720
02:09:31,560 --> 02:09:34,320
Speaker 2: agree with it, because once the divorce was finalized, my

2721
02:09:34,440 --> 02:09:36,760
Speaker 2: father was on a plane in a matter of days,

2722
02:09:36,840 --> 02:09:39,400
Speaker 2: off to live his new life. It should be obvious

2723
02:09:39,440 --> 02:09:41,480
Speaker 2: that none of us were happy with my father and

2724
02:09:41,560 --> 02:09:43,680
Speaker 2: I've been no contact the entire time.

2725
02:09:43,840 --> 02:09:43,960
Speaker 1: Right.

2726
02:09:44,160 --> 02:09:46,560
Speaker 2: My mother passed away three weeks ago. She has survived

2727
02:09:46,600 --> 02:09:48,560
Speaker 2: by my two siblings and I. I was in charge

2728
02:09:48,600 --> 02:09:50,320
Speaker 2: of the funeral. I knew some of my cousins on

2729
02:09:50,360 --> 02:09:52,920
Speaker 2: my mother's side blamed my mother for their divorce and

2730
02:09:53,080 --> 02:09:55,920
Speaker 2: actively stayed in touch with my father, which is crazy. Yeah,

2731
02:09:56,280 --> 02:09:59,320
Speaker 2: imagine that my mother's family took my father's side in

2732
02:09:59,400 --> 02:10:01,520
Speaker 2: all of this. I also knew there would be a

2733
02:10:01,640 --> 02:10:04,160
Speaker 2: non ziero chance my father would show up, and if

2734
02:10:04,160 --> 02:10:06,000
Speaker 2: he did, it would not be to pay his respects,

2735
02:10:06,040 --> 02:10:07,840
Speaker 2: probably to get some money or something. So I hired

2736
02:10:07,880 --> 02:10:11,440
Speaker 2: security for the funeral and church service. Long story shorts.

2737
02:10:11,480 --> 02:10:14,760
Speaker 2: My father and his new wife showed up, fucking gall

2738
02:10:14,880 --> 02:10:17,480
Speaker 2: to bring your new wife to real dead mom's funeral.

2739
02:10:17,560 --> 02:10:19,960
Speaker 2: They were barred from entry. One of my aunts got

2740
02:10:20,160 --> 02:10:23,360
Speaker 2: very upset and caused a scene and let slip her daughter.

2741
02:10:23,560 --> 02:10:26,760
Speaker 2: My cousin invited him, so I had security has court

2742
02:10:26,840 --> 02:10:28,960
Speaker 2: my cousin out of the funeral too, get out of here.

2743
02:10:29,240 --> 02:10:32,400
Speaker 2: This event has caused a rift between my families, or

2744
02:10:32,440 --> 02:10:35,640
Speaker 2: at least em biggened the one already. There is ambigened

2745
02:10:35,680 --> 02:10:39,600
Speaker 2: a word emboldened and biggend I get Cordonope, I guess

2746
02:10:39,640 --> 02:10:41,360
Speaker 2: I think it is a word, and Biggen I don't

2747
02:10:41,360 --> 02:10:42,040
Speaker 2: think it's a word.

2748
02:10:42,120 --> 02:10:45,560
Speaker 1: I'm beginning the uh use of the word and Biggen

2749
02:10:45,880 --> 02:10:46,880
Speaker 1: by making it real.

2750
02:10:46,920 --> 02:10:48,600
Speaker 2: Oh, I guess, and bigan is a word. A few

2751
02:10:48,600 --> 02:10:50,800
Speaker 2: of my aunts and a lot of my cousins think

2752
02:10:50,840 --> 02:10:54,080
Speaker 2: I went overboard, some even removing me from Facebook.

2753
02:10:54,320 --> 02:10:56,200
Speaker 1: Not removing from Facebook, oh.

2754
02:10:56,080 --> 02:10:59,560
Speaker 2: My god, Facebook, removing from Snapchat. That's what I'll care.

2755
02:10:59,600 --> 02:11:01,600
Speaker 3: There, you go kill my streak? Shore was that an

2756
02:11:01,640 --> 02:11:02,800
Speaker 3: asshole in this situation?

2757
02:11:03,040 --> 02:11:04,840
Speaker 2: For what it's worth, I was not super close to

2758
02:11:04,840 --> 02:11:06,920
Speaker 2: those who were ejected from the funeral, nor the ones

2759
02:11:06,920 --> 02:11:08,920
Speaker 2: who caused a fuss. I can live a happy life

2760
02:11:08,960 --> 02:11:11,480
Speaker 2: having zero contact with him again, so I lost nothing.

2761
02:11:11,560 --> 02:11:13,760
Speaker 2: I have still no contact with my father, who flew

2762
02:11:13,800 --> 02:11:18,000
Speaker 2: out for the funeral. And there is an edit okay,

2763
02:11:18,240 --> 02:11:19,360
Speaker 2: which I don't think is necessary.

2764
02:11:19,520 --> 02:11:25,880
Speaker 1: Yep, Yeah, I'm very curious to hear whatever things I mean.

2765
02:11:26,640 --> 02:11:29,240
Speaker 1: Seems pretty cut and dry to me. I think that

2766
02:11:29,320 --> 02:11:32,520
Speaker 1: that is definitely the a whole. Like like, remember I

2767
02:11:32,600 --> 02:11:34,600
Speaker 1: OPI in the beginning said like, oh, I'm not judging

2768
02:11:34,600 --> 02:11:36,360
Speaker 1: his reasoning of like, oh, I want to, you know,

2769
02:11:36,440 --> 02:11:39,720
Speaker 1: go out and I guess experience someone else that maybe

2770
02:11:39,760 --> 02:11:42,680
Speaker 1: maybe maybe could have been okay. But I think the

2771
02:11:42,760 --> 02:11:45,960
Speaker 1: fact that he dumped all the debt on her intentionally

2772
02:11:46,800 --> 02:11:49,560
Speaker 1: ruined everything, and like basically it seemed kind of left

2773
02:11:49,560 --> 02:11:53,000
Speaker 1: out of their lives and all of this bs okay.

2774
02:11:53,000 --> 02:11:56,880
Speaker 1: But my question is that question is yes, okay, is

2775
02:11:56,920 --> 02:11:59,040
Speaker 1: it an asshole move to bring your new wife to

2776
02:11:59,080 --> 02:12:02,040
Speaker 1: your old wife? She and I think that could be

2777
02:12:02,160 --> 02:12:05,320
Speaker 1: totally fine, totally fine. It could be totally fine after

2778
02:12:05,360 --> 02:12:06,560
Speaker 1: how many years is it? Okay?

2779
02:12:07,240 --> 02:12:10,840
Speaker 2: Let's say, let's say, all right, you're you're you cheated

2780
02:12:10,880 --> 02:12:13,919
Speaker 2: on your wife and then married the mistress.

2781
02:12:14,240 --> 02:12:16,000
Speaker 3: So this is what I was just gonna say.

2782
02:12:16,480 --> 02:12:19,120
Speaker 1: I think it way more depends on the scenario than

2783
02:12:20,080 --> 02:12:23,880
Speaker 1: that maybe you couldn't at all at period. Yeah, yeah,

2784
02:12:24,080 --> 02:12:26,600
Speaker 1: especially if it caused a big if he was really

2785
02:12:26,720 --> 02:12:30,840
Speaker 1: saw we will we saw will we saw mommy, And

2786
02:12:30,920 --> 02:12:35,440
Speaker 1: I'm really saw we she gave me a spank until

2787
02:12:35,480 --> 02:12:36,240
Speaker 1: you don't have.

2788
02:12:38,040 --> 02:12:45,760
Speaker 6: Oh we're bringing back oh okay, So it depends on

2789
02:12:45,840 --> 02:12:49,120
Speaker 6: how it ended. If it ended in cheating, is there

2790
02:12:49,120 --> 02:12:51,480
Speaker 6: a certain amount of years or it's never never.

2791
02:12:51,760 --> 02:12:54,440
Speaker 3: Probably years, depending on the scenario.

2792
02:12:54,960 --> 02:12:58,840
Speaker 1: Ten years could be sooner, five years sooner, maybe like

2793
02:12:59,240 --> 02:13:01,080
Speaker 1: five years years okay safety.

2794
02:13:01,400 --> 02:13:05,160
Speaker 2: Let's say you broke up with your wife. She got

2795
02:13:05,240 --> 02:13:08,960
Speaker 2: terminal cancer, like a month after you, guys broke up. Okay,

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02:13:09,520 --> 02:13:13,280
Speaker 2: you're dating a new woman. She dies three months later?

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Speaker 2: Do you bring the new wife?

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02:13:15,680 --> 02:13:15,880
Speaker 1: Then?

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Speaker 3: Wait, you're dating and Mary this woman newly married? Did

2800
02:13:20,120 --> 02:13:24,160
Speaker 3: my wife die a month after being diagnote? Three months three?

2801
02:13:24,240 --> 02:13:26,200
Speaker 3: My wife is dead for three months.

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02:13:26,000 --> 02:13:28,400
Speaker 2: But your wife has been no your wife three months

2803
02:13:28,440 --> 02:13:30,640
Speaker 2: after you broke up. Your wife is dead, right right?

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02:13:30,720 --> 02:13:30,840
Speaker 1: Right?

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02:13:30,840 --> 02:13:32,600
Speaker 2: Okay, you've been dating this girl for three months and

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02:13:32,600 --> 02:13:33,560
Speaker 2: then quickly married her.

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02:13:34,000 --> 02:13:36,680
Speaker 1: Yeah that seems pretty quick, pretty quick. Yeah.

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02:13:36,720 --> 02:13:39,600
Speaker 2: So in that scenario, how how many months do I

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02:13:39,640 --> 02:13:41,760
Speaker 2: have to wait to invite my new wife to my

2810
02:13:41,800 --> 02:13:42,640
Speaker 2: dead wife's funeral?

2811
02:13:42,720 --> 02:13:45,040
Speaker 1: Oh? Like a few years is fine? Like maybe one

2812
02:13:45,120 --> 02:13:46,080
Speaker 1: or two? Okay?

2813
02:13:46,120 --> 02:13:50,920
Speaker 3: So one or two for one or two for new wife?

2814
02:13:51,000 --> 02:13:52,080
Speaker 3: Cause you broke up amicable?

2815
02:13:52,160 --> 02:13:56,560
Speaker 2: Yea, you broke up, ama clean? So amicle? Amicable? Break up?

2816
02:13:56,640 --> 02:14:00,640
Speaker 2: One or two years? Cheating five years? Sure, we have

2817
02:14:00,720 --> 02:14:02,840
Speaker 2: the rules. The rules are The rules are.

2818
02:14:02,760 --> 02:14:03,280
Speaker 1: Set by me.

2819
02:14:03,680 --> 02:14:12,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, the arbatar of your wife's and mistresses, funeral arrangements,

2820
02:14:12,680 --> 02:14:13,560
Speaker 2: funeral attendance.

2821
02:14:14,200 --> 02:14:16,400
Speaker 3: But you know, Sam, you know what I want to attend.

2822
02:14:16,440 --> 02:14:17,200
Speaker 1: What do you want to attend?

2823
02:14:17,360 --> 02:14:18,280
Speaker 3: Your next story?

2824
02:14:18,520 --> 02:14:21,040
Speaker 1: Let's go, Oh is this me? No? I just read

2825
02:14:21,040 --> 02:14:27,480
Speaker 1: this just kidding my next story. Wow, forgets forgets in

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02:14:27,640 --> 02:14:31,480
Speaker 1: the story. That's a new love for me. Internet, please

2827
02:14:32,240 --> 02:14:33,760
Speaker 1: Internet deliver me.

2828
02:14:34,680 --> 02:14:40,120
Speaker 2: I saw my producer in a washing machine on the internet.

2829
02:14:40,920 --> 02:14:45,800
Speaker 2: Then I was like, how do I get some of that?

2830
02:14:46,600 --> 02:14:46,960
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

2831
02:14:47,720 --> 02:14:54,280
Speaker 2: Then he's like, follow me into the laundry and we'll

2832
02:14:54,320 --> 02:14:57,120
Speaker 2: see what kind of deeds we can do.

2833
02:14:58,520 --> 02:15:00,240
Speaker 1: And then he is like, a I.

2834
02:15:00,360 --> 02:15:07,320
Speaker 2: Want you inside of my pool. And then I stuck

2835
02:15:07,680 --> 02:15:13,800
Speaker 2: my eight by eight and my producers butt and then

2836
02:15:14,120 --> 02:15:18,040
Speaker 2: he did instantly nut it is.

2837
02:15:18,240 --> 02:15:20,760
Speaker 1: Producer made the clothes all.

2838
02:15:21,000 --> 02:15:25,960
Speaker 2: Sticky and the laundry so he had to do another

2839
02:15:26,200 --> 02:15:28,880
Speaker 2: cycle clean them up.

2840
02:15:29,120 --> 02:15:33,200
Speaker 1: But a cup, baby, go and wipe my nut baby.

2841
02:15:33,280 --> 02:15:37,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stick it in your butt for fun. And

2842
02:15:37,520 --> 02:15:41,800
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna cut because I'm a producer and get

2843
02:15:41,840 --> 02:15:45,000
Speaker 1: to the real meat. Get to the real meat. I'm

2844
02:15:45,000 --> 02:15:49,800
Speaker 1: gonna suck them a producer's fee, lick them up, cleaning meat,

2845
02:15:50,120 --> 02:15:52,960
Speaker 1: stick them on on a seat, the dirty like baby

2846
02:15:53,040 --> 02:15:58,080
Speaker 1: and cleats, drinking some coffee, call it pete coffee. Then

2847
02:15:58,120 --> 02:16:01,160
Speaker 1: come one more time, called skeat, and come twice caught

2848
02:16:01,200 --> 02:16:01,600
Speaker 1: a treat.

2849
02:16:03,240 --> 02:16:04,200
Speaker 3: It would taste so good.

2850
02:16:04,320 --> 02:16:08,600
Speaker 1: Is sweet? It also smells like wheat. Came so much

2851
02:16:08,640 --> 02:16:11,240
Speaker 1: as a fleet had to record it and then do

2852
02:16:11,280 --> 02:16:22,120
Speaker 1: a beat. Did it with someone else? Now? Is the cheat? Fuck? Oh? Uh?

2853
02:16:22,320 --> 02:16:24,400
Speaker 1: Did it with a stranger? Now she called me a creep?

2854
02:16:25,160 --> 02:16:28,600
Speaker 1: Did it in secret? Is discreet? Uh? Suckling on my

2855
02:16:28,640 --> 02:16:39,480
Speaker 1: mom on her teet's a great place? No, I was.

2856
02:16:39,560 --> 02:16:41,680
Speaker 1: I was struggling. I struggled that last week.

2857
02:16:44,560 --> 02:16:46,519
Speaker 3: My grandma wants to come to my graduation.

2858
02:16:46,720 --> 02:16:48,880
Speaker 1: I don't want her there. I hate her. Am I

2859
02:16:48,920 --> 02:16:49,360
Speaker 1: the a hole?

2860
02:16:49,600 --> 02:16:49,800
Speaker 7: Die?

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02:16:49,840 --> 02:16:53,000
Speaker 1: Grandma? Yeah, why don't you just want you to see? Yeah?

2862
02:16:53,000 --> 02:16:55,880
Speaker 2: I said, like, please stop showing up for me and

2863
02:16:56,000 --> 02:16:58,520
Speaker 2: just showing up in general. Stop waking up.

2864
02:16:58,600 --> 02:17:03,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, your lungs you're going like when they should be going. Yeah, Hey, grandma, grandma,

2865
02:17:03,400 --> 02:17:04,440
Speaker 3: how does this pillow smell?

2866
02:17:07,600 --> 02:17:18,240
Speaker 1: Jesus? Sam muffled screams in the distance. If someone if

2867
02:17:18,280 --> 02:17:21,200
Speaker 1: Sam chokes, If Sam choked someone with a pillow, but

2868
02:17:21,240 --> 02:17:23,959
Speaker 1: no one hears, it doesn't make it sound. I don't

2869
02:17:24,000 --> 02:17:32,000
Speaker 1: think it does. It's silence. Okay, this story fucking dark. Yeah,

2870
02:17:32,320 --> 02:17:35,959
Speaker 1: just like this podcast is okay O p that' oh

2871
02:17:36,040 --> 02:17:40,279
Speaker 1: yeah speaking of this, that's a tight little.

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02:17:42,720 --> 02:17:42,879
Speaker 5: Oh.

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02:17:42,920 --> 02:17:44,440
Speaker 1: I think I see a full move out there to

2874
02:17:44,520 --> 02:17:50,320
Speaker 1: my boys. Yeah, sense of that big time. That could

2875
02:17:50,320 --> 02:17:52,959
Speaker 1: get us to monetized probably. What do you mean I

2876
02:17:53,000 --> 02:17:55,800
Speaker 1: want to show ass on the pot? I know, I know,

2877
02:17:57,000 --> 02:17:58,240
Speaker 1: but speaking of.

2878
02:18:00,080 --> 02:18:01,800
Speaker 3: Showing ass, just kidding.

2879
02:18:02,440 --> 02:18:05,480
Speaker 1: This was submitted by a fan of the show on

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02:18:05,640 --> 02:18:07,840
Speaker 1: our slash Okop show. If you want to have your

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02:18:07,840 --> 02:18:09,800
Speaker 1: stories read, We're reading a lot of them, go to

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Speaker 1: reddit our slash a Kop show.

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Speaker 2: This one of your recently crossed one thousand people on

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02:18:13,920 --> 02:18:17,640
Speaker 2: our subreddit. Ay, so let's make that yeah all right,

2885
02:18:18,120 --> 02:18:20,160
Speaker 2: why it's stop there, Make it one hundred thousand, make

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02:18:20,200 --> 02:18:21,039
Speaker 2: it a million.

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Speaker 1: Oh. This comes from Apathetic Axcelalt. Nice excellent, So shout

2888
02:18:28,640 --> 02:18:31,280
Speaker 1: out to you. I twenty four female, have a rocky

2889
02:18:31,320 --> 02:18:35,080
Speaker 1: relationship with my paternal grandma. I'm also estranged from my biofather,

2890
02:18:35,200 --> 02:18:37,200
Speaker 1: her son. It all started when I was born, when

2891
02:18:37,240 --> 02:18:39,760
Speaker 1: she was certain I was not my father's kid because

2892
02:18:39,800 --> 02:18:42,720
Speaker 1: I had dark brown hair. Oh no, I'm not joking.

2893
02:18:42,920 --> 02:18:46,040
Speaker 1: She called my maternal grandfather and told him off, saying

2894
02:18:46,120 --> 02:18:48,080
Speaker 1: a lot of things about me and my mom. To

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02:18:48,080 --> 02:18:51,000
Speaker 1: be honest, I never really liked my paternal grandma. She's

2896
02:18:51,120 --> 02:18:54,280
Speaker 1: a master at giving backhanded compliments. I like your hair,

2897
02:18:54,320 --> 02:18:57,680
Speaker 1: but it would be better if it was natural. I

2898
02:18:57,879 --> 02:19:00,200
Speaker 1: like your hair, but it would be better if you

2899
02:19:00,280 --> 02:19:04,160
Speaker 1: were related to me and not a bastard child, because

2900
02:19:04,200 --> 02:19:08,439
Speaker 1: I sense all. I love how you just wear anything.

2901
02:19:09,800 --> 02:19:12,199
Speaker 1: You would be so cute if you were ugly, y'all.

2902
02:19:12,720 --> 02:19:15,400
Speaker 1: You're so brave to just exist on a day to

2903
02:19:15,480 --> 02:19:28,600
Speaker 1: day basis. I honestly would kill myself. Jesus, there is

2904
02:19:28,760 --> 02:19:38,880
Speaker 1: a thing that she says that isn't that. The Sam

2905
02:19:39,040 --> 02:19:44,480
Speaker 1: serial killer arc is coming over the next one hundred episodes.

2906
02:19:44,959 --> 02:19:47,760
Speaker 3: You will see, dude, I'm ready for my Netflix special.

2907
02:19:47,879 --> 02:19:48,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, there we go.

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02:19:49,440 --> 02:19:52,720
Speaker 2: Everyone thought he was just a fun loving podcast house

2909
02:19:53,480 --> 02:19:54,800
Speaker 2: here with a dark side.

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02:19:56,360 --> 02:19:59,039
Speaker 1: He was a cold, bloded murderer trying to make stories

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02:19:59,080 --> 02:20:03,119
Speaker 1: for his own podcast. I would, dude, honestly, if you're

2912
02:20:03,120 --> 02:20:05,400
Speaker 1: a serial killer, you're like two points hotter on the

2913
02:20:05,440 --> 02:20:09,920
Speaker 1: hotness scale. That's true, Like literally, Ted Bundy, fucking regular

2914
02:20:10,000 --> 02:20:15,199
Speaker 1: looking dude kills women. Literally hottest guy on Earth murder's ass. Yeah,

2915
02:20:15,240 --> 02:20:21,920
Speaker 1: literally and figuratively, Yeah, literally, murders that puzzy. Yes, all right,

2916
02:20:22,480 --> 02:20:25,280
Speaker 1: you got that one. You got that one. I'll get

2917
02:20:25,320 --> 02:20:30,720
Speaker 1: out on to you. Oh man, this is a cursed episode.

2918
02:20:31,600 --> 02:20:34,720
Speaker 1: It's the It's the after after after Dark. It really

2919
02:20:34,840 --> 02:20:36,359
Speaker 1: changes everything.

2920
02:20:36,360 --> 02:20:38,240
Speaker 3: Everything dark about it.

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02:20:38,360 --> 02:20:42,640
Speaker 1: Oh oh, this next line is like Sam I think

2922
02:20:42,680 --> 02:20:46,520
Speaker 1: she gets joy from hurting people. No, man, is that

2923
02:20:46,560 --> 02:20:52,120
Speaker 1: normal though? Yees? Normal. During my high school graduation, she

2924
02:20:52,240 --> 02:20:55,039
Speaker 1: loudly announced in front of everyone that I was horrible

2925
02:20:55,200 --> 02:20:59,000
Speaker 1: because I never visited my estranged dad and his new family.

2926
02:20:59,120 --> 02:21:01,400
Speaker 1: Mind you, he moved an hour and a half away

2927
02:21:01,800 --> 02:21:04,800
Speaker 1: one day and never made any effort to interact with

2928
02:21:04,840 --> 02:21:07,520
Speaker 1: me after that. My stepsister ten at a time, who

2929
02:21:07,520 --> 02:21:09,880
Speaker 1: I had met two or three times, Max clung to

2930
02:21:09,920 --> 02:21:12,440
Speaker 1: her and said, you never came to see us. Why

2931
02:21:12,440 --> 02:21:13,640
Speaker 1: do you never see us?

2932
02:21:13,879 --> 02:21:17,320
Speaker 3: It sounds like something like a ghost child would say, yeah, you.

2933
02:21:17,320 --> 02:21:20,200
Speaker 1: Never came to see us. Why do you never see us?

2934
02:21:20,440 --> 02:21:22,359
Speaker 1: I was here, look at me, look.

2935
02:21:22,160 --> 02:21:26,800
Speaker 2: At me, And then it like turns like, you know,

2936
02:21:27,000 --> 02:21:29,280
Speaker 2: doesn't that look at like, yeah, this.

2937
02:21:29,320 --> 02:21:34,599
Speaker 1: Is also your demon possessed arc look at me? Fuck me.

2938
02:21:35,160 --> 02:21:40,400
Speaker 3: The Exorcist no, did she literally say that?

2939
02:21:41,640 --> 02:21:47,800
Speaker 1: Damn you guys see the Exorcist. Nobody cares about us,

2940
02:21:48,080 --> 02:21:53,600
Speaker 1: lowly podcasters. Everyone's having a great conversation without us. Yeah,

2941
02:21:53,680 --> 02:21:56,879
Speaker 1: except for these, Thanks for supporting, guys and gals.

2942
02:21:57,360 --> 02:21:59,640
Speaker 3: She does say fuck me, that's true. It just felt

2943
02:21:59,680 --> 02:22:00,720
Speaker 3: odd and stage.

2944
02:22:00,879 --> 02:22:02,840
Speaker 1: I'm not sure how to explain it, but it felt

2945
02:22:02,840 --> 02:22:05,640
Speaker 1: like she was put there to cause a scene. Call

2946
02:22:05,680 --> 02:22:08,480
Speaker 1: it intuition. It was embarrassing, and I never invited them

2947
02:22:08,480 --> 02:22:11,720
Speaker 1: to another graduation after that. Fast forward to now I

2948
02:22:11,760 --> 02:22:15,000
Speaker 1: was accepted in medical school. Congrats, hope, damn rats. We

2949
02:22:15,080 --> 02:22:18,200
Speaker 1: have doctors in the audience. Yeah, we do well.

2950
02:22:18,280 --> 02:22:22,360
Speaker 2: A doctor. Oh, my penis don't work so good? Could

2951
02:22:22,360 --> 02:22:24,960
Speaker 2: you give it a rub? They'll bring it back the life.

2952
02:22:25,040 --> 02:22:28,480
Speaker 1: My name is so Wywie. Have some bumps from my

2953
02:22:28,640 --> 02:22:34,400
Speaker 1: we weed Wiwie. He's been fooling a wound that'll bit

2954
02:22:34,520 --> 02:22:35,000
Speaker 1: to min.

2955
02:22:35,200 --> 02:22:37,320
Speaker 3: I need a big doctor. Waity will fix it?

2956
02:22:38,160 --> 02:22:39,080
Speaker 1: Can you give it that?

2957
02:22:39,360 --> 02:22:39,640
Speaker 4: Kids?

2958
02:22:40,760 --> 02:22:42,720
Speaker 3: I had eighty six pers Sandy Yua.

2959
02:22:42,879 --> 02:22:45,160
Speaker 1: Women, Is that true? Yes?

2960
02:22:45,280 --> 02:22:46,840
Speaker 3: Eighty six percent of doctors are women.

2961
02:22:48,560 --> 02:22:52,640
Speaker 1: Eighty six percent of our doctors are women, Okay, the audience,

2962
02:22:53,160 --> 02:22:54,800
Speaker 1: that's eighty six percent.

2963
02:22:56,240 --> 02:22:58,160
Speaker 3: Sexist, Sam, Ladies and gentlemen.

2964
02:22:58,400 --> 02:23:01,400
Speaker 1: What I don't believe eighties think we're sent for Women

2965
02:23:01,480 --> 02:23:06,320
Speaker 1: are doctors? Or doctors are women? Oh my god, they're

2966
02:23:06,360 --> 02:23:10,840
Speaker 1: smart enough to cut open the grape, pick up a

2967
02:23:10,920 --> 02:23:17,600
Speaker 1: pan and make a sandwich. I did not say that.

2968
02:23:19,240 --> 02:23:23,920
Speaker 1: I'd like the record to show that, mean, even though

2969
02:23:23,959 --> 02:23:30,560
Speaker 1: trying to a great impression of me fucking flalless. Oh

2970
02:23:30,680 --> 02:23:36,000
Speaker 1: my god, gotta love it. Women are doctors? Now, what's

2971
02:23:36,000 --> 02:23:44,040
Speaker 1: an exec? Oh no, all right, I'm done. I finished.

2972
02:23:44,959 --> 02:23:51,800
Speaker 1: I'm all done. Oh my god, fucking let's go spinish

2973
02:23:51,800 --> 02:23:55,600
Speaker 1: some time you guys. Enjoy This is the last story. Guys,

2974
02:23:55,680 --> 02:24:00,840
Speaker 1: it's late oh boy, after Dark's curse. It's a cursed episode.

2975
02:24:01,400 --> 02:24:04,440
Speaker 1: Comment cursed episode below. Okay, just just joined up. If

2976
02:24:04,440 --> 02:24:09,280
Speaker 1: you want more after hours episodes, comment please come into

2977
02:24:09,320 --> 02:24:12,160
Speaker 1: my bed at night? Yes, just comment that comment that

2978
02:24:12,440 --> 02:24:15,280
Speaker 1: Sam specifically come into my bed. Say don't come in

2979
02:24:15,320 --> 02:24:18,200
Speaker 1: my bed. There we go, steph Sam, there you go.

2980
02:24:18,280 --> 02:24:20,800
Speaker 1: Comment that that's right. Throw it down in the comments.

2981
02:24:21,160 --> 02:24:25,640
Speaker 1: I will fucking chop your I will chop your bed

2982
02:24:25,720 --> 02:24:28,640
Speaker 1: sheets like a karate plank. Cam will suffocate you. A

2983
02:24:28,640 --> 02:24:37,440
Speaker 1: semens was like, gotta love it. Okay, let's finish this

2984
02:24:37,480 --> 02:24:40,560
Speaker 1: curse story. Medical schools often host a white coat ceremony

2985
02:24:40,600 --> 02:24:42,879
Speaker 1: for first years to get their white coats.

2986
02:24:42,959 --> 02:24:44,840
Speaker 3: How do you think those coats became so white?

2987
02:24:45,480 --> 02:24:52,000
Speaker 1: Yo? Sam? That's how he's like, guys, please, this is

2988
02:24:52,120 --> 02:25:00,560
Speaker 1: a thousand persons. Oh god, okay two. It simp milestone

2989
02:25:00,600 --> 02:25:03,000
Speaker 1: of getting to that point. It took me years and

2990
02:25:03,080 --> 02:25:06,400
Speaker 1: a few application cycles to get in, so this ceremony

2991
02:25:06,480 --> 02:25:08,360
Speaker 1: really means a lot to me. When I got in,

2992
02:25:08,440 --> 02:25:12,040
Speaker 1: I called my aunt Jackie more like jerky and I

2993
02:25:12,040 --> 02:25:16,520
Speaker 1: I got him. I can grip, dude, Jackie, are you

2994
02:25:16,520 --> 02:25:18,959
Speaker 1: gonna come back to that? I don't think so. Yikes.

2995
02:25:19,160 --> 02:25:22,280
Speaker 1: I was excitedly calling almost everyone and not putting much

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02:25:22,280 --> 02:25:24,800
Speaker 1: thought into it. Jackie told me to call Grandma, but

2997
02:25:24,959 --> 02:25:28,039
Speaker 1: I refused and opted for a text. Grandma's reply, I

2998
02:25:28,160 --> 02:25:31,680
Speaker 1: thought you already were not how many years are left? Wait?

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Speaker 2: So it's like I'm not congratulating you like Grandma's basically saying.

3000
02:25:36,400 --> 02:25:39,320
Speaker 1: I thought you were already a doctor. Yeah, are calling

3001
02:25:39,560 --> 02:25:44,160
Speaker 1: about getting your fucking participation battle? Wow?

3002
02:25:44,640 --> 02:25:47,199
Speaker 3: I replied and got no response. A few days later,

3003
02:25:47,240 --> 02:25:48,080
Speaker 3: she texted.

3004
02:25:47,760 --> 02:25:49,360
Speaker 1: Me, why did you not let me know what was

3005
02:25:49,400 --> 02:25:53,560
Speaker 1: going on. Guess grandma does count? What does it even mean?

3006
02:25:53,720 --> 02:25:56,800
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yes, she does refer to herself in

3007
02:25:56,959 --> 02:26:00,200
Speaker 1: the third person. Fucking crazy. Gotta love it. Jack He

3008
02:26:00,280 --> 02:26:02,480
Speaker 1: later asked if she could stay in my guest room

3009
02:26:02,520 --> 02:26:04,720
Speaker 1: and if there was room for two. I said yes,

3010
02:26:04,920 --> 02:26:08,280
Speaker 1: thinking her husband was coming. She immediately went great, I'm

3011
02:26:08,360 --> 02:26:13,279
Speaker 1: going to bring grandma. Why bro, this is a terrible family.

3012
02:26:14,240 --> 02:26:17,120
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Opie, for real, I felt the color run

3013
02:26:17,160 --> 02:26:19,320
Speaker 1: out of my face. I told her that the bedroom

3014
02:26:19,360 --> 02:26:22,480
Speaker 1: was downstairs and Grandma couldn't go up because of her

3015
02:26:22,480 --> 02:26:26,640
Speaker 1: bad knees. That's a smart excuse. Smart. Jackie conceded to

3016
02:26:26,680 --> 02:26:29,840
Speaker 1: stay at a hotel, but insisted that Grandma comes to

3017
02:26:29,879 --> 02:26:33,400
Speaker 1: the ceremony. Oh yikes, I'm paranoid that she's going to

3018
02:26:33,480 --> 02:26:35,920
Speaker 1: cause a scene again. High school is one thing, but

3019
02:26:36,000 --> 02:26:39,240
Speaker 1: this is in front of a professional setting. Yeah, for real,

3020
02:26:39,480 --> 02:26:42,800
Speaker 1: among peers that I'll be with for four more years.

3021
02:26:42,920 --> 02:26:44,360
Speaker 3: I don't want her to come at all.

3022
02:26:44,720 --> 02:26:53,440
Speaker 1: Unlike Sam, and I never explicitly invited her. Oh my goodness,

3023
02:26:53,560 --> 02:26:56,880
Speaker 1: last thing, Oh my god, my aunt did bring her

3024
02:26:56,920 --> 02:26:59,560
Speaker 1: without permission. I just want to avoid it altogether. As

3025
02:26:59,600 --> 02:27:03,280
Speaker 1: I'm running through every possible scene that she could cause there.

3026
02:27:03,360 --> 02:27:05,560
Speaker 1: I'm ninety nine percent sure that if I told her

3027
02:27:05,600 --> 02:27:08,119
Speaker 1: not to come, she would come anyways, or my aunt

3028
02:27:08,160 --> 02:27:10,000
Speaker 1: would sneak her in. Am I an a hole for

3029
02:27:10,080 --> 02:27:11,959
Speaker 1: not wanting her to be there? Would I be an

3030
02:27:12,040 --> 02:27:15,760
Speaker 1: even bigger a hole for unviting her? Uninviting her?

3031
02:27:16,120 --> 02:27:17,840
Speaker 2: I don't think so. I mean, she's shown that she

3032
02:27:18,080 --> 02:27:20,360
Speaker 2: doesn't care at every step of the way. So why

3033
02:27:20,440 --> 02:27:22,440
Speaker 2: invite people to your special moments if they're going to

3034
02:27:22,520 --> 02:27:23,240
Speaker 2: ruin those moments?

3035
02:27:23,320 --> 02:27:25,680
Speaker 1: You don't, you don't or anything?

3036
02:27:25,800 --> 02:27:28,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like literally, don't invite people to your special moments.

3037
02:27:28,920 --> 02:27:32,600
Speaker 2: Like if I'm going to, you know, come on someone's

3038
02:27:32,600 --> 02:27:34,720
Speaker 2: face for the first time, I'm not going to invite

3039
02:27:34,760 --> 02:27:39,640
Speaker 2: my Like, I don't know high school bully exactly, you know,

3040
02:27:40,000 --> 02:27:43,600
Speaker 2: and we have first hand right here middle school bully. Yeah,

3041
02:27:43,640 --> 02:27:45,800
Speaker 2: I didn't have many. I don't think I had high

3042
02:27:45,800 --> 02:27:49,000
Speaker 2: school bullies. Maybe all school bully, yeah.

3043
02:27:48,440 --> 02:27:50,360
Speaker 1: But a few of those. We wouldn't invite them. You

3044
02:27:50,360 --> 02:27:53,080
Speaker 1: wouldn't invite them. No, unless I was coming on their face,

3045
02:27:54,080 --> 02:27:56,600
Speaker 1: then I would invite them. That's true, Yeah, yeah, because

3046
02:27:56,640 --> 02:28:01,280
Speaker 1: then it's just sad Samuel, not like that episode. I'm

3047
02:28:01,320 --> 02:28:07,439
Speaker 1: so sorry mother. Okayob the cursed episode, the cursed episode.

3048
02:28:07,720 --> 02:28:10,359
Speaker 1: Let us know if you want more of these? Yeah,

3049
02:28:10,480 --> 02:28:13,800
Speaker 1: put what I said before, editors, Can you cut back

3050
02:28:13,840 --> 02:28:16,600
Speaker 1: to what I asked people to if you want more

3051
02:28:16,640 --> 02:28:18,519
Speaker 1: in after hours episodes?

3052
02:28:19,080 --> 02:28:21,680
Speaker 3: Comment please come into my bed at night.

3053
02:28:21,720 --> 02:28:24,039
Speaker 1: Sorry, don't come in my bed. Call it that if

3054
02:28:24,040 --> 02:28:26,520
Speaker 1: you want more of these, Yeah, let us know. Let

3055
02:28:26,560 --> 02:28:29,160
Speaker 1: us know. We're done. We love you, We love you

3056
02:28:29,240 --> 02:28:32,480
Speaker 1: so much. We do. Just know that. Yes, also hopefully

3057
02:28:32,520 --> 02:28:35,320
Speaker 1: we hit one hundred K by this point. That. Yeah,

3058
02:28:35,400 --> 02:28:37,560
Speaker 1: I think so we're creeping. We're creeping too. The finish

3059
02:28:37,600 --> 02:28:40,119
Speaker 1: line six or seven days. Yeah, I feel like Inger's

3060
02:28:40,120 --> 02:28:43,320
Speaker 1: Crosseding's crossed. My husband thinks I cheated on him in

3061
02:28:43,360 --> 02:28:47,039
Speaker 1: prison and is demanding a paternity test for our baby.

3062
02:28:47,280 --> 02:28:49,640
Speaker 1: Am I the asshole for leaving him? Man? You know

3063
02:28:49,840 --> 02:28:53,440
Speaker 1: you you just get back from from the clink. Yeah,

3064
02:28:53,480 --> 02:28:56,160
Speaker 1: the last thing, you know, you've you've broken trust with

3065
02:28:56,640 --> 02:28:59,240
Speaker 1: you know, the law, the law. You don't want to

3066
02:28:59,520 --> 02:29:02,360
Speaker 1: break the trust with your partner. Now, that's like the

3067
02:29:02,400 --> 02:29:04,680
Speaker 1: one thing that's like holding firm, you know what I mean.

3068
02:29:04,840 --> 02:29:07,480
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, you know, who knows what he experienced?

3069
02:29:07,480 --> 02:29:09,920
Speaker 1: Maybe he cheated on her in prison. That's the other

3070
02:29:10,040 --> 02:29:14,039
Speaker 1: question we don't know. Was he faithful? Was he was?

3071
02:29:14,040 --> 02:29:15,360
Speaker 1: He was? She was?

3072
02:29:15,400 --> 02:29:18,520
Speaker 2: He entered? What did you purposely drop the soap? It's

3073
02:29:18,560 --> 02:29:20,440
Speaker 2: really gets some tender love and care, you.

3074
02:29:20,400 --> 02:29:24,440
Speaker 1: Know, it's it's hard to grasp onto, but there's other

3075
02:29:24,520 --> 02:29:27,800
Speaker 1: things that can be grasped. Wink. Okay, let's go.

3076
02:29:28,720 --> 02:29:31,280
Speaker 2: I thirty seven female just had a beautiful daughter with

3077
02:29:31,320 --> 02:29:33,680
Speaker 2: my partner at thirty six mail last Tuesday. She is

3078
02:29:33,720 --> 02:29:37,360
Speaker 2: perfect and we absolutely adore her. Congrats, Ope, congrats. My

3079
02:29:37,440 --> 02:29:40,800
Speaker 2: partner is so happy and was and was very supportive

3080
02:29:40,879 --> 02:29:45,160
Speaker 2: during pregnancy and labor. Everything was perfect, or so I thought.

3081
02:29:45,480 --> 02:29:48,119
Speaker 3: Of course, there's always a or so I thought.

3082
02:29:48,000 --> 02:29:50,039
Speaker 2: There's always or so I thought, there's always a thought.

3083
02:29:50,280 --> 02:29:53,039
Speaker 2: These thoughties, you know, too many thoughts, too many thoughts.

3084
02:29:53,080 --> 02:29:56,920
Speaker 2: Clear your mind, stop thinking, do some headspace. Yeah, your

3085
02:29:56,959 --> 02:30:00,880
Speaker 2: thoughts are just clouds, that's right, watcher, And then watch

3086
02:30:00,879 --> 02:30:01,320
Speaker 2: them leave.

3087
02:30:01,440 --> 02:30:04,080
Speaker 1: It's not leaving, that's not me. That's just the thought.

3088
02:30:04,480 --> 02:30:06,400
Speaker 3: That thought is really really busting it down.

3089
02:30:06,480 --> 02:30:08,879
Speaker 1: Right now. I don't think I can to leave. She

3090
02:30:09,040 --> 02:30:09,320
Speaker 1: not me.

3091
02:30:09,600 --> 02:30:13,120
Speaker 3: Those big white airy cheeks are just too distracting.

3092
02:30:13,200 --> 02:30:17,440
Speaker 2: Lopping down gray we have only been together for eighteen months,

3093
02:30:17,520 --> 02:30:20,240
Speaker 2: and things moved quickly for us. Damn well, yeah, you're

3094
02:30:20,240 --> 02:30:23,160
Speaker 2: having a kid after eighteen months. That's that's fucking quick.

3095
02:30:24,440 --> 02:30:28,600
Speaker 1: Halfway through baby. That means they got pregnant at nine

3096
02:30:28,600 --> 02:30:32,879
Speaker 1: months in that's right, that's the rule. Be long enough together,

3097
02:30:33,000 --> 02:30:36,080
Speaker 1: where if you had conceived a baby on the first date,

3098
02:30:36,600 --> 02:30:38,120
Speaker 1: that you would have had a baby. Now you're like,

3099
02:30:38,160 --> 02:30:40,600
Speaker 1: all right, we've gone through a full pregnancy. Now let's

3100
02:30:40,600 --> 02:30:43,760
Speaker 1: go through to other pregnancy. Oh, that's actually a good rule.

3101
02:30:44,440 --> 02:30:47,320
Speaker 1: The pregnancy trial run new rule, new rule. So you

3102
02:30:47,360 --> 02:30:48,959
Speaker 1: have to be at you have to be together at

3103
02:30:49,080 --> 02:30:51,680
Speaker 1: least nine months before you have a baby. That's right.

3104
02:30:52,200 --> 02:30:58,240
Speaker 3: So they the preg rule is is is not aborted.

3105
02:30:59,400 --> 02:31:03,039
Speaker 3: It is here too. We have kept we have kept

3106
02:31:03,320 --> 02:31:04,800
Speaker 3: the process, the process.

3107
02:31:05,560 --> 02:31:08,200
Speaker 2: We started living together after only three months and have

3108
02:31:08,280 --> 02:31:11,720
Speaker 2: been inseparable since, even working in the same factory together

3109
02:31:11,800 --> 02:31:14,240
Speaker 2: until I went on maternity leave. My partner and I

3110
02:31:14,280 --> 02:31:17,720
Speaker 2: are both recovering addicts. We're addicted to each other's love.

3111
02:31:18,080 --> 02:31:23,280
Speaker 2: Oh just kidding, it's probably meth Goddamn. I have three

3112
02:31:23,400 --> 02:31:25,440
Speaker 2: years and he has two and a half years. Sober.

3113
02:31:25,480 --> 02:31:27,959
Speaker 2: We have completely turned our lives around and have the

3114
02:31:28,040 --> 02:31:31,000
Speaker 2: life I never thought possible. There has never been cheating

3115
02:31:31,040 --> 02:31:34,240
Speaker 2: on either side, but yes, there can be some jealousy

3116
02:31:34,280 --> 02:31:35,920
Speaker 2: issues now that you have some history.

3117
02:31:36,160 --> 02:31:38,360
Speaker 1: Here is the problem. Here we go.

3118
02:31:38,560 --> 02:31:41,760
Speaker 2: We came home from the hospital Friday and I was exhausted,

3119
02:31:41,800 --> 02:31:43,560
Speaker 2: so he took the baby while I slept. When I

3120
02:31:43,600 --> 02:31:45,720
Speaker 2: wake up, he says, you know I love you, right,

3121
02:31:45,920 --> 02:31:48,840
Speaker 2: I immediately get worried, and then he says, I want

3122
02:31:48,879 --> 02:31:52,360
Speaker 2: a DNA test because he counted the days and when

3123
02:31:52,400 --> 02:31:55,160
Speaker 2: I got pregnant he was in jail. He is still

3124
02:31:55,160 --> 02:31:57,600
Speaker 2: in probation and was driving without a license. This is

3125
02:31:57,640 --> 02:32:00,560
Speaker 2: not true. I got pregnant two months after he got home.

3126
02:32:00,680 --> 02:32:03,400
Speaker 2: And the cherry on the top is we were actively

3127
02:32:03,440 --> 02:32:06,480
Speaker 2: trying to have a baby. Wait, if he got pregnant too,

3128
02:32:06,879 --> 02:32:12,600
Speaker 2: someone's math a math, and a pregnancy takes around nine months. Yeah,

3129
02:32:12,720 --> 02:32:15,760
Speaker 2: if he if if she got pregnant two months after,

3130
02:32:16,080 --> 02:32:17,039
Speaker 2: then that would mean.

3131
02:32:17,080 --> 02:32:18,520
Speaker 1: Do you know how long he was in jail?

3132
02:32:19,760 --> 02:32:23,000
Speaker 2: No, but we know that she got pregnant two months

3133
02:32:23,000 --> 02:32:25,280
Speaker 2: out after he got out of jail, right, So that

3134
02:32:25,440 --> 02:32:29,600
Speaker 2: means either he thinks the baby was born eleven months

3135
02:32:29,640 --> 02:32:33,680
Speaker 2: ago or she is lying and it was born seven

3136
02:32:33,680 --> 02:32:36,000
Speaker 2: months ago, or it was conceived seven months ago. Sorry,

3137
02:32:36,120 --> 02:32:38,840
Speaker 2: she he thinks the baby was conceived eleven months ago,

3138
02:32:39,200 --> 02:32:41,440
Speaker 2: or she's lying and saying the baby is conceived seven

3139
02:32:41,480 --> 02:32:41,959
Speaker 2: months ago.

3140
02:32:42,320 --> 02:32:46,600
Speaker 1: Could it be that like he was in jail for

3141
02:32:46,760 --> 02:32:49,000
Speaker 1: like he said that it was conceived two months after

3142
02:32:49,040 --> 02:32:49,520
Speaker 1: he got.

3143
02:32:49,320 --> 02:32:52,880
Speaker 2: Back two months after, right, which means nine months after

3144
02:32:52,879 --> 02:32:54,320
Speaker 2: the two months, Well.

3145
02:32:54,160 --> 02:32:55,480
Speaker 1: He was in jail for the night. But if he

3146
02:32:55,520 --> 02:32:58,879
Speaker 1: was in jail for like three months, like month three,

3147
02:32:58,920 --> 02:33:02,080
Speaker 1: he goes to jail, so at six months into the relationship,

3148
02:33:02,160 --> 02:33:02,959
Speaker 1: comes back.

3149
02:33:02,840 --> 02:33:05,400
Speaker 3: Two months after he got home two months out, So

3150
02:33:05,440 --> 02:33:07,680
Speaker 3: we don't know how long he was gone.

3151
02:33:07,600 --> 02:33:10,000
Speaker 2: Or when it got but that doesn't matter because two

3152
02:33:10,000 --> 02:33:12,760
Speaker 2: months after he got home, that's when the baby was conceived.

3153
02:33:13,240 --> 02:33:14,959
Speaker 1: Right, So he thinks.

3154
02:33:14,800 --> 02:33:15,959
Speaker 3: Or could that be nine months ago?

3155
02:33:16,400 --> 02:33:18,200
Speaker 2: We don't know how many months ago it was, but

3156
02:33:18,240 --> 02:33:20,400
Speaker 2: I'm assuming it's nine months ago. I'm assuming, oh, he

3157
02:33:20,680 --> 02:33:22,840
Speaker 2: knows how long it takes to consume a baby, and

3158
02:33:22,840 --> 02:33:25,120
Speaker 2: that she's telling the truth, right, But if it's not

3159
02:33:25,240 --> 02:33:26,320
Speaker 2: nine months ago, that that's.

3160
02:33:26,200 --> 02:33:28,160
Speaker 1: Sus right, Okay.

3161
02:33:28,520 --> 02:33:33,200
Speaker 2: Interesting, I'm absolutely devastated and automatically felt different about him.

3162
02:33:33,320 --> 02:33:35,840
Speaker 2: I was tired and emotional, so I just cried. He

3163
02:33:35,920 --> 02:33:38,080
Speaker 2: is saying he doesn't trust me, and I am angry.

3164
02:33:38,080 --> 02:33:39,959
Speaker 2: Now we went yesterday to take the test and he

3165
02:33:40,000 --> 02:33:42,680
Speaker 2: paid two hundred dollars. I'm not working and that's money

3166
02:33:42,680 --> 02:33:45,120
Speaker 2: we need. Our baby has jet black hair and he

3167
02:33:45,160 --> 02:33:46,600
Speaker 2: has blonde hair and blue eyes.

3168
02:33:46,760 --> 02:33:48,039
Speaker 3: Mine is dirty blonde.

3169
02:33:48,080 --> 02:33:50,080
Speaker 2: He says he just wants to be sure and has

3170
02:33:50,120 --> 02:33:53,600
Speaker 2: had issues because of past relationships. I feel lost and

3171
02:33:53,680 --> 02:33:55,520
Speaker 2: unsure if I will ever feel the same about him.

3172
02:33:55,560 --> 02:33:57,680
Speaker 2: I don't have anyone to talk to about this because

3173
02:33:57,720 --> 02:34:00,600
Speaker 2: I am embarrassed, so I came here. Thank you for

3174
02:34:00,600 --> 02:34:04,120
Speaker 2: any advice. Sorry for the long post, and there is

3175
02:34:04,160 --> 02:34:04,680
Speaker 2: an edit.

3176
02:34:04,959 --> 02:34:08,760
Speaker 1: So I have I have a personal thing with us.

3177
02:34:08,800 --> 02:34:11,240
Speaker 1: First off, what do we always say, Sam.

3178
02:34:11,240 --> 02:34:13,640
Speaker 2: That has speak signs? There have to be red flags

3179
02:34:13,680 --> 02:34:14,760
Speaker 2: before red flags.

3180
02:34:14,800 --> 02:34:19,680
Speaker 1: But then also, just like how DNA works, like it

3181
02:34:19,959 --> 02:34:21,920
Speaker 1: just because you're both.

3182
02:34:22,600 --> 02:34:25,160
Speaker 2: Just because your baby does not look exactly like you

3183
02:34:25,480 --> 02:34:27,160
Speaker 2: does not mean it's not your baby.

3184
02:34:26,879 --> 02:34:30,680
Speaker 1: Not at all. And also half of my family jet

3185
02:34:30,760 --> 02:34:36,480
Speaker 1: black hair, the other half blonde like this, half black hair,

3186
02:34:37,200 --> 02:34:38,080
Speaker 1: half blonde hair.

3187
02:34:38,200 --> 02:34:43,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you're adopted daddy. Daddy is Riley my father

3188
02:34:44,800 --> 02:34:48,359
Speaker 2: Indeed Riley reshit Riley's muncheon.

3189
02:34:49,800 --> 02:34:51,480
Speaker 1: He's only he's only.

3190
02:34:54,160 --> 02:34:56,000
Speaker 3: Four or five years younger than me.

3191
02:34:56,480 --> 02:34:59,560
Speaker 1: Way four four four years? Well, he's twenty three twenty

3192
02:34:59,560 --> 02:35:02,000
Speaker 1: seven to t twenty three. That's four yeah, three years

3193
02:35:02,040 --> 02:35:03,640
Speaker 1: younger than me. My dad is.

3194
02:35:03,600 --> 02:35:07,720
Speaker 3: Four years younger than me. Whoa, whoa, that's a hot story.

3195
02:35:07,840 --> 02:35:08,640
Speaker 3: That's a hot story.

3196
02:35:08,720 --> 02:35:13,480
Speaker 1: But genetics. Anyway, there's an edit and an update. You ready,

3197
02:35:13,720 --> 02:35:14,920
Speaker 1: I'm ready. Update.

3198
02:35:15,240 --> 02:35:18,720
Speaker 2: He is ninety nine point nine nine percent the father.

3199
02:35:19,000 --> 02:35:21,400
Speaker 2: I made another post and this is August fourth, twenty

3200
02:35:21,440 --> 02:35:27,000
Speaker 2: twenty three. The first post is from before that. All right,

3201
02:35:27,040 --> 02:35:29,640
Speaker 2: hello everyone, I decided to make another post for the update,

3202
02:35:29,640 --> 02:35:31,920
Speaker 2: and I added a link. Hopefully it works if you

3203
02:35:31,920 --> 02:35:34,240
Speaker 2: can find it. So I'm trying to feed the baby

3204
02:35:34,280 --> 02:35:36,440
Speaker 2: and using my phone, so forgive any mistakes.

3205
02:35:36,480 --> 02:35:38,360
Speaker 3: So the results are in. You are the father.

3206
02:35:38,560 --> 02:35:41,160
Speaker 2: Couldn't resist, obviously, I'm not surprised, and it felt really

3207
02:35:41,160 --> 02:35:42,920
Speaker 2: going to be right. We found out right before he

3208
02:35:43,040 --> 02:35:45,320
Speaker 2: was going to work and planned talking about this weekend.

3209
02:35:45,480 --> 02:35:48,280
Speaker 2: After he left, he called and said, please marry me.

3210
02:35:49,400 --> 02:35:51,720
Speaker 2: This is something we have wanted to do but didn't

3211
02:35:51,720 --> 02:35:54,200
Speaker 2: have the money for. I do want to marry him

3212
02:35:54,200 --> 02:35:58,520
Speaker 2: and spend the rest of our lives together. Posting on

3213
02:35:58,600 --> 02:36:00,920
Speaker 2: here really let me look at the situation from many angles.

3214
02:36:00,920 --> 02:36:03,039
Speaker 2: Most people said therapy or leave him, but there were

3215
02:36:03,040 --> 02:36:05,000
Speaker 2: a lot of great and helpful comments in here too.

3216
02:36:05,200 --> 02:36:07,959
Speaker 2: Thank you everyone. I am so grateful for the advice.

3217
02:36:08,040 --> 02:36:10,080
Speaker 2: I have decided to move past this because he never

3218
02:36:10,120 --> 02:36:12,920
Speaker 2: treated me or my daughter any differently. He has provided

3219
02:36:13,000 --> 02:36:15,120
Speaker 2: everything we need. This is the first real issue we

3220
02:36:15,160 --> 02:36:17,400
Speaker 2: have had. I do believe the DNA tests should be

3221
02:36:17,520 --> 02:36:20,160
Speaker 2: standard true, then no one would get their feelings hurt.

3222
02:36:20,240 --> 02:36:22,240
Speaker 2: He says he trusts me and other than this, and

3223
02:36:22,280 --> 02:36:24,000
Speaker 2: his actions have shown that I could see. It was

3224
02:36:24,080 --> 02:36:25,560
Speaker 2: very hard for him to ask when he could have

3225
02:36:25,640 --> 02:36:28,359
Speaker 2: done it without me knowing. Relationships take work and understanding.

3226
02:36:28,360 --> 02:36:30,080
Speaker 2: We still have a lot to work on, and I

3227
02:36:30,160 --> 02:36:32,520
Speaker 2: lost trust in him over this. Now, if this sort

3228
02:36:32,520 --> 02:36:35,240
Speaker 2: of behavior continues, then that's a whole other story. So

3229
02:36:35,680 --> 02:36:38,879
Speaker 2: thanks again. If anyone has questions, I will answer. My

3230
02:36:39,000 --> 02:36:41,560
Speaker 2: question is how did he think it was conceived eleven

3231
02:36:41,600 --> 02:36:42,600
Speaker 2: months before it was born?

3232
02:36:43,920 --> 02:36:44,400
Speaker 1: The husband?

3233
02:36:44,680 --> 02:36:48,119
Speaker 3: The husband, That's my question, That's what he was saying.

3234
02:36:48,160 --> 02:36:50,720
Speaker 2: How could he How could he think the baby was

3235
02:36:50,720 --> 02:36:52,879
Speaker 2: conceived eleven months before it was born?

3236
02:36:53,480 --> 02:36:57,120
Speaker 1: My mom says that I was in herbelly for like

3237
02:36:57,160 --> 02:37:01,400
Speaker 1: fifteen months, so I believe it's pure science.

3238
02:37:01,040 --> 02:37:03,240
Speaker 3: Bro, and let me hear science.

3239
02:37:04,000 --> 02:37:08,040
Speaker 1: Longest time in womb she actually says, if you asked her,

3240
02:37:08,080 --> 02:37:09,840
Speaker 1: she'd probably say definitely.

3241
02:37:09,560 --> 02:37:11,560
Speaker 3: Ten months, maybe like more, a little more than ten months.

3242
02:37:11,600 --> 02:37:15,040
Speaker 2: Okay, shit, fuck, I'm wrong, dude. The Guinness World record

3243
02:37:15,160 --> 02:37:17,800
Speaker 2: for longest human pregnancy was twelve and a half months,

3244
02:37:18,120 --> 02:37:20,119
Speaker 2: so maybe it could Maybe.

3245
02:37:19,879 --> 02:37:23,800
Speaker 1: It's a Guinness World record, not close to but no,

3246
02:37:23,840 --> 02:37:26,320
Speaker 1: but twelve and a half eleven months?

3247
02:37:26,560 --> 02:37:32,240
Speaker 3: A fuck, dude, Yeah, totally. I think my mom would say.

3248
02:37:32,879 --> 02:37:37,320
Speaker 1: Dude, I'm so wrong, so wrong. Actually, it could have

3249
02:37:37,360 --> 02:37:40,880
Speaker 1: been conceived, you know, eleven months ago. I guess, yeah,

3250
02:37:40,879 --> 02:37:42,160
Speaker 1: because it's just developing more.

3251
02:37:42,680 --> 02:37:45,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, the baby is just so fucking developed, it's

3252
02:37:45,440 --> 02:37:48,440
Speaker 2: just cooking in there. Yeah, Bro, got a full on

3253
02:37:48,600 --> 02:37:51,360
Speaker 2: dawn coming out? What full on head of hair?

3254
02:37:51,680 --> 02:37:53,760
Speaker 1: Bro? That would have to be a giant baby penis

3255
02:37:53,879 --> 02:38:00,800
Speaker 1: to freaking slip out? Where are we wait?

3256
02:38:01,200 --> 02:38:04,039
Speaker 2: Are you saying that the baby has a full on

3257
02:38:04,160 --> 02:38:07,199
Speaker 2: dong and the dong slips out of the mother's vagina.

3258
02:38:07,360 --> 02:38:12,080
Speaker 2: Not that's for you, saying, Bro, I would say, did

3259
02:38:12,200 --> 02:38:17,520
Speaker 2: you think that was what I was saying, Riley.

3260
02:38:15,760 --> 02:38:17,880
Speaker 1: No, no, Riley, you have to pick.

3261
02:38:18,160 --> 02:38:20,560
Speaker 3: You have to choose one who is saying that.

3262
02:38:20,959 --> 02:38:23,120
Speaker 1: Riley didn't think that's what I was saying. It just

3263
02:38:23,160 --> 02:38:27,800
Speaker 1: sounded like you said something. No what you said, and

3264
02:38:27,800 --> 02:38:30,800
Speaker 1: then you were like you saying that, and both are

3265
02:38:30,800 --> 02:38:33,400
Speaker 1: saying I didn't say that. I just said imagined that

3266
02:38:33,440 --> 02:38:36,080
Speaker 1: baby had a big ass penis, and that John's like,

3267
02:38:36,200 --> 02:38:39,200
Speaker 1: what if the penis came out of the la vagina?

3268
02:38:39,959 --> 02:38:42,840
Speaker 1: I mean when you say, imagine a baby's big ass peenus,

3269
02:38:42,840 --> 02:38:45,800
Speaker 1: where else is it gonna come? In the womb? In

3270
02:38:45,840 --> 02:38:49,320
Speaker 1: the womb, it's not coming out that the baby's fucking

3271
02:38:49,879 --> 02:38:51,960
Speaker 1: you know what? You know what? I think this is

3272
02:38:52,000 --> 02:38:53,960
Speaker 1: an l U. I think I think I gave you

3273
02:38:54,040 --> 02:38:58,200
Speaker 1: an assist. I think that's what we call this one. Anyway, dude,

3274
02:38:58,200 --> 02:39:00,360
Speaker 1: if I out weirded Sam on this on this, sorry,

3275
02:39:00,400 --> 02:39:03,440
Speaker 1: long were you and your mother's womb? Apparently the Guinness

3276
02:39:03,440 --> 02:39:07,360
Speaker 1: World record was twelve months, Mine is like eleven probably

3277
02:39:07,400 --> 02:39:10,039
Speaker 1: what is it? Actually? My mom would probably say ten

3278
02:39:10,080 --> 02:39:13,080
Speaker 1: months at least, Really it was ten. I think that's

3279
02:39:13,080 --> 02:39:15,880
Speaker 1: what my mom would say. Yeah, the joke is it's fifteen.

3280
02:39:15,920 --> 02:39:18,760
Speaker 1: Let's see what's the average. Bro. I did not want

3281
02:39:18,760 --> 02:39:20,920
Speaker 1: to get out of there. I was like the shift

3282
02:39:21,000 --> 02:39:26,000
Speaker 1: fire yo, this pussy ball, all right, he got me back.

3283
02:39:26,440 --> 02:39:29,440
Speaker 1: He got me back. Ladies and gentlemen, he got me back.

3284
02:39:29,560 --> 02:39:37,280
Speaker 1: All right. When John calls them all fire guys. We

3285
02:39:37,400 --> 02:39:43,320
Speaker 1: are podcasting right now. This is content. Okay, this is

3286
02:39:43,400 --> 02:39:46,920
Speaker 1: content bro? What wow? Okay?

3287
02:39:46,959 --> 02:39:48,240
Speaker 3: So we are starting off hot.

3288
02:39:49,200 --> 02:39:53,920
Speaker 2: This means actually, so pregnancy last ten months, not nine months.

3289
02:39:54,160 --> 02:39:56,440
Speaker 2: Pregnancy is counted for the first day of your last

3290
02:39:56,480 --> 02:39:59,920
Speaker 2: mental period. Most pregnancies last thirty seven to forty two weeks,

3291
02:40:00,560 --> 02:40:05,440
Speaker 2: So wait, what's forty two divided by for ten and

3292
02:40:05,440 --> 02:40:07,880
Speaker 2: a half. My mom would probably say that ten and

3293
02:40:07,879 --> 02:40:11,000
Speaker 2: a half. So yeah, like eleven months could happen. Cool,

3294
02:40:11,120 --> 02:40:13,280
Speaker 2: not crazy. I don't know how long were you in

3295
02:40:13,320 --> 02:40:15,280
Speaker 2: the womb? Let us know in the comments below.

3296
02:40:15,320 --> 02:40:18,640
Speaker 1: Actually I don't know. Don't call your mom ask her. Wait,

3297
02:40:18,640 --> 02:40:21,920
Speaker 1: actually I don't think I think it's too late. I'll

3298
02:40:21,920 --> 02:40:23,080
Speaker 1: text her and see if we get it. By the

3299
02:40:23,160 --> 02:40:24,200
Speaker 1: end of the my episode.

3300
02:40:24,320 --> 02:40:27,120
Speaker 3: It's it's like it's it's eleven o six.

3301
02:40:28,360 --> 02:40:30,880
Speaker 1: I can try, I can try.

3302
02:40:30,200 --> 02:40:33,880
Speaker 3: This is how long was I in the womb?

3303
02:40:34,160 --> 02:40:37,640
Speaker 1: Oh it's two sex eest right, I text my mom.

3304
02:40:38,680 --> 02:40:42,120
Speaker 2: All right, how long were you in the womb? Let

3305
02:40:42,200 --> 02:40:45,920
Speaker 2: us know below and with that we will get into

3306
02:40:46,000 --> 02:40:46,600
Speaker 2: the next story.

3307
02:40:46,800 --> 02:40:49,199
Speaker 1: No, am I the a hole for stealing my son's

3308
02:40:49,200 --> 02:40:51,519
Speaker 1: car from him because he cheated on his girlfriend.

3309
02:40:51,680 --> 02:40:53,760
Speaker 3: I think there needs to be repercussions for your actions.

3310
02:40:53,800 --> 02:40:54,440
Speaker 1: Talk about it.

3311
02:40:54,560 --> 02:40:58,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe there'd be less cheating if you know, you

3312
02:40:58,440 --> 02:41:01,480
Speaker 2: couldn't actually move around too cheat if you didn't have

3313
02:41:01,560 --> 02:41:03,360
Speaker 2: a car. How are you gonna go to the next

3314
02:41:03,360 --> 02:41:07,840
Speaker 2: town over and make this spanky yankey with uh, your

3315
02:41:08,160 --> 02:41:10,240
Speaker 2: tanky panky, Yeah, with your lady.

3316
02:41:10,360 --> 02:41:13,480
Speaker 1: Or you know, go a step further. Oh, while I'm

3317
02:41:13,480 --> 02:41:18,520
Speaker 1: stealing your car, accidentally drive over your little feet. Now

3318
02:41:18,520 --> 02:41:21,720
Speaker 1: you can't run to go cheat on some sluicy.

3319
02:41:21,640 --> 02:41:25,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, accidentally ran over your erect penis.

3320
02:41:25,920 --> 02:41:27,440
Speaker 1: Oh, it's just.

3321
02:41:27,959 --> 02:41:31,320
Speaker 3: Like you know, like you know, like when you step

3322
02:41:31,360 --> 02:41:33,760
Speaker 3: on a googurt, like you know.

3323
02:41:37,440 --> 02:41:39,920
Speaker 1: And you thought it was and you thought my baby

3324
02:41:39,920 --> 02:41:44,080
Speaker 1: thing was gross. Ladies and gentlemen, can we vote on

3325
02:41:44,120 --> 02:41:49,680
Speaker 1: whose words? Is it Samuel Dunner or is it John

3326
02:41:49,800 --> 02:41:55,440
Speaker 1: Fry for your answers? Penis or baby penis? The choice

3327
02:41:55,480 --> 02:42:01,000
Speaker 1: is yours vote in the comments below. We have a

3328
02:42:01,000 --> 02:42:03,080
Speaker 1: whole live audience that has no idea what's going on

3329
02:42:03,200 --> 02:42:07,119
Speaker 1: right now? Actually, it could be it could be cool

3330
02:42:07,160 --> 02:42:10,000
Speaker 1: to do one like have them like set up as

3331
02:42:10,040 --> 02:42:16,800
Speaker 1: a live audience react or something could be cool. Right here, Yeah,

3332
02:42:17,480 --> 02:42:19,480
Speaker 1: we're in the pool. Maybe that's like they're like almost

3333
02:42:19,480 --> 02:42:21,920
Speaker 1: set up, like with the bench or something like that,

3334
02:42:22,080 --> 02:42:24,879
Speaker 1: like a there's something there, something there or something there.

3335
02:42:24,879 --> 02:42:29,320
Speaker 1: We'll work on it. So, my son, Hank Mail, seventeen,

3336
02:42:29,520 --> 02:42:32,120
Speaker 1: dated a girl May for two years. Throughout those years,

3337
02:42:32,200 --> 02:42:34,840
Speaker 1: he was a great boyfriend to her, at least from

3338
02:42:34,879 --> 02:42:36,840
Speaker 1: what my wife and I saw.

3339
02:42:36,959 --> 02:42:39,600
Speaker 2: Oh but you didn't see what went on in the bedroom,

3340
02:42:39,640 --> 02:42:44,480
Speaker 2: did you. He was a monster, is a good you know.

3341
02:42:44,480 --> 02:42:46,680
Speaker 3: A lady in the streets, beast in the sheets.

3342
02:42:46,720 --> 02:42:47,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right.

3343
02:42:47,959 --> 02:42:51,440
Speaker 3: May also grew very close with us and came a lot.

3344
02:42:51,879 --> 02:42:57,160
Speaker 1: Yeah she did, to a lot of family dinners and vacations.

3345
02:42:58,160 --> 02:43:01,320
Speaker 3: May May has a lot going on for her.

3346
02:43:01,600 --> 02:43:02,720
Speaker 1: She's a straight age student.

3347
02:43:03,520 --> 02:43:07,240
Speaker 3: Hey yo, yeah she does. And she is a three

3348
02:43:07,280 --> 02:43:08,840
Speaker 3: sport varsity athlete.

3349
02:43:09,200 --> 02:43:09,600
Speaker 1: She fit.

3350
02:43:09,879 --> 02:43:12,400
Speaker 3: Wow the hell is this person? Probably seventeen?

3351
02:43:12,879 --> 02:43:16,120
Speaker 1: I mean she is good at sports. I mean she

3352
02:43:16,240 --> 02:43:19,200
Speaker 1: is a model student and an inspiration to use everywhere.

3353
02:43:19,200 --> 02:43:21,280
Speaker 3: Oh wait, she's eighteen, she finished.

3354
02:43:21,840 --> 02:43:27,560
Speaker 1: Just kidding, gotcha, predator, just kidding.

3355
02:43:28,200 --> 02:43:32,280
Speaker 2: I'm brody you here today. Yeah, it's Chris Hansen meme.

3356
02:43:32,760 --> 02:43:35,280
Speaker 2: As he said, I haven't seen it Chris Hansen. I've

3357
02:43:35,320 --> 02:43:36,800
Speaker 2: seen Chris Hansen. But what's the meme?

3358
02:43:36,920 --> 02:43:37,360
Speaker 1: I don't know.

3359
02:43:37,560 --> 02:43:39,840
Speaker 3: I thought, doesn't he say something when he catches people?

3360
02:43:39,840 --> 02:43:39,920
Speaker 1: Oh?

3361
02:43:39,959 --> 02:43:42,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, So where did you think you're going?

3362
02:43:43,000 --> 02:43:45,760
Speaker 1: Riley? Producer? Producer? Bring it up?

3363
02:43:46,360 --> 02:43:50,720
Speaker 3: Hey, y, can you pull pull up that pedophile video rally?

3364
02:43:51,320 --> 02:43:56,920
Speaker 1: You you look at those videos all right? If you

3365
02:43:56,920 --> 02:44:00,800
Speaker 1: go in your search history and pull up that that

3366
02:44:00,800 --> 02:44:09,640
Speaker 1: petal video. We're on one today. Damn, we thought last

3367
02:44:09,680 --> 02:44:10,320
Speaker 1: night was crazy.

3368
02:44:10,360 --> 02:44:12,360
Speaker 2: Yeah that was just a warm up. Why don't you

3369
02:44:12,360 --> 02:44:15,520
Speaker 2: take a seat over there? Yeah, editors put Chris Hansen

3370
02:44:16,160 --> 02:44:16,720
Speaker 2: meme in there.

3371
02:44:17,000 --> 02:44:25,119
Speaker 1: Good thing, you're already sitting down. Yeah, so we got

3372
02:44:25,440 --> 02:44:25,800
Speaker 1: on this one.

3373
02:44:25,879 --> 02:44:29,480
Speaker 2: Guys, righty just went this. I'm assuming that I walked

3374
02:44:29,480 --> 02:44:30,080
Speaker 2: into this one.

3375
02:44:30,240 --> 02:44:37,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, there we go. Damn, thanks Riley, No, fuck you, no,

3376
02:44:37,320 --> 02:44:43,000
Speaker 1: thank You can suck a big fat mom baby cock.

3377
02:44:45,080 --> 02:44:45,680
Speaker 1: Yeah you can.

3378
02:44:46,520 --> 02:44:48,680
Speaker 3: I don't think you could. Dude, can't fit that thing

3379
02:44:48,720 --> 02:44:49,160
Speaker 3: in your mouth.

3380
02:44:50,160 --> 02:44:56,800
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, dude, chance you got to swallow that whole back.

3381
02:44:58,320 --> 02:45:04,480
Speaker 1: So three the story. So naturally, we hope that Hank

3382
02:45:04,520 --> 02:45:06,800
Speaker 1: would continue to date May. A couple of weeks ago,

3383
02:45:06,920 --> 02:45:09,600
Speaker 1: Hank came home crying and told us that May had

3384
02:45:09,640 --> 02:45:12,080
Speaker 1: broken up with him. We were sympathetic, and I took

3385
02:45:12,120 --> 02:45:14,200
Speaker 1: him on a long fishing trip the next day, and

3386
02:45:14,240 --> 02:45:16,960
Speaker 1: my wife made him his favorite meal for dinner. However,

3387
02:45:17,320 --> 02:45:20,360
Speaker 1: the next day, my wife conveniently ran into May at

3388
02:45:20,360 --> 02:45:22,440
Speaker 1: the mall. Since she was so close with my wife,

3389
02:45:22,680 --> 02:45:27,080
Speaker 1: May told her the truth that Hank had cheated on her. Hank,

3390
02:45:27,360 --> 02:45:31,240
Speaker 1: he's going that hanky panky. Come on, he was trying

3391
02:45:31,240 --> 02:45:34,040
Speaker 1: to spanky spanky every hanky.

3392
02:45:34,160 --> 02:45:34,879
Speaker 3: Frankie and.

3393
02:45:36,879 --> 02:45:41,080
Speaker 2: The other woman I don't know, say all fucked, but like,

3394
02:45:41,280 --> 02:45:45,880
Speaker 2: come on, you get a sacrifice. At least do it well.

3395
02:45:46,400 --> 02:45:47,360
Speaker 1: At least do it well.

3396
02:45:47,600 --> 02:45:50,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, Samuel Donner, at least at least do well. To

3397
02:45:50,959 --> 02:45:55,279
Speaker 2: cheat on your wife, make sure it's with a ten. Samuel,

3398
02:45:57,160 --> 02:46:01,320
Speaker 2: I don't believe that. By the way, Samuel, can we

3399
02:46:01,400 --> 02:46:03,600
Speaker 2: just get like a quote card for all of what

3400
02:46:03,760 --> 02:46:07,080
Speaker 2: The more you know, yeah, the more you know, yeah,

3401
02:46:07,120 --> 02:46:07,800
Speaker 2: the more you know.

3402
02:46:08,240 --> 02:46:10,520
Speaker 1: My wife came home in tears. But I was so

3403
02:46:10,640 --> 02:46:13,240
Speaker 1: furious that there was steam coming from my ears. I

3404
02:46:13,280 --> 02:46:16,800
Speaker 1: looked through Hank's bank account transactions. Oh man, what which

3405
02:46:16,840 --> 02:46:20,040
Speaker 1: I never do because Hank is an unusually responsible seventeen

3406
02:46:20,080 --> 02:46:22,240
Speaker 1: year old, and up until now I've trusted him.

3407
02:46:22,320 --> 02:46:25,039
Speaker 3: That's an interesting thing is that that seems like too much?

3408
02:46:25,120 --> 02:46:27,440
Speaker 1: Right, that seems too much. That seems too much. Sure enough,

3409
02:46:27,560 --> 02:46:31,080
Speaker 1: there were several charges from an upscale seafood restaurant a

3410
02:46:31,080 --> 02:46:35,120
Speaker 1: few towns over. May is vegetarian and allergic to shellfish.

3411
02:46:35,200 --> 02:46:37,040
Speaker 2: This seems like a little bit two hands on. It

3412
02:46:37,080 --> 02:46:39,680
Speaker 2: does seem like, I mean, like a little too deep.

3413
02:46:39,760 --> 02:46:41,879
Speaker 2: I mean like, yes, cheating is wrong and like you

3414
02:46:41,920 --> 02:46:44,320
Speaker 2: shouldn't do in a relationship. But he's also like seventeen,

3415
02:46:44,440 --> 02:46:47,440
Speaker 2: like working out relationships. So it's like tell him it's wrong.

3416
02:46:47,520 --> 02:46:48,280
Speaker 2: But I feel like the.

3417
02:46:48,400 --> 02:46:50,840
Speaker 1: We'll send him down an ask yeah too ryeah say

3418
02:46:50,959 --> 02:46:53,720
Speaker 1: like don't go through his bank account stuff, like just

3419
02:46:53,760 --> 02:46:56,840
Speaker 1: say like, hey, like we've heard what happened. Yeah, why

3420
02:46:56,840 --> 02:46:58,840
Speaker 1: did you lie to us? In two like why are

3421
02:46:58,840 --> 02:47:01,920
Speaker 1: you a dick? Yes? I didn't raise note dick. Nope,

3422
02:47:02,280 --> 02:47:08,480
Speaker 1: your mom's bom raised this dick. Yep. Boo and also

3423
02:47:08,640 --> 02:47:12,560
Speaker 1: bought a pair of Sterling silver earrings. My wife reminded

3424
02:47:12,640 --> 02:47:15,280
Speaker 1: me that May's ears are sensitive to sterling silver. How

3425
02:47:15,280 --> 02:47:17,400
Speaker 1: do they know all this shit? Also, like, how is

3426
02:47:17,440 --> 02:47:20,320
Speaker 1: he just getting like all the gifts that would just

3427
02:47:20,520 --> 02:47:23,480
Speaker 1: not work? Like May is just like allergic to all

3428
02:47:23,520 --> 02:47:25,360
Speaker 1: these gifts that he's showering this.

3429
02:47:26,320 --> 02:47:29,119
Speaker 3: Finally I can go to a seafood restaurant with a girl.

3430
02:47:29,280 --> 02:47:33,560
Speaker 1: God like a bye sterling silver silver and buy silver

3431
02:47:33,640 --> 02:47:36,880
Speaker 1: from a girl. Oh my god. That's when the perfect

3432
02:47:36,920 --> 02:47:39,880
Speaker 1: punishment came to mind. I had bought Hank a car

3433
02:47:39,879 --> 02:47:42,200
Speaker 1: for his seventeenth birthday, since he had proved to be

3434
02:47:42,200 --> 02:47:45,080
Speaker 1: a good driver in the old Beater that he had previously.

3435
02:47:45,200 --> 02:47:47,640
Speaker 1: Since he was using that shiny car to drive twenty

3436
02:47:47,680 --> 02:47:51,560
Speaker 1: miles to meet his mistress, I would revoke access to it.

3437
02:47:51,560 --> 02:47:55,680
Speaker 2: It's not his mistress. Let's fucking your jets.

3438
02:47:55,879 --> 02:48:00,920
Speaker 1: Mistress that is seventeen, Miss dress. High school is messy.

3439
02:48:01,080 --> 02:48:03,280
Speaker 1: They're so involved, They're way too involved in this kid's

3440
02:48:03,280 --> 02:48:03,760
Speaker 1: love life.

3441
02:48:03,840 --> 02:48:04,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is pretty.

3442
02:48:04,800 --> 02:48:07,000
Speaker 1: This is crazy pretty. A lot this would usually go

3443
02:48:07,120 --> 02:48:09,240
Speaker 1: under the radar. I feel like I waited until Hank

3444
02:48:09,280 --> 02:48:12,080
Speaker 1: got home that evening before throwing his keys.

3445
02:48:11,760 --> 02:48:14,080
Speaker 3: Into the lake behind our house.

3446
02:48:15,160 --> 02:48:22,520
Speaker 1: Damn, God, damn, you're just gonna fucking like sell the car.

3447
02:48:22,720 --> 02:48:25,720
Speaker 1: What do you mean he just drive He just goes straight,

3448
02:48:25,800 --> 02:48:29,320
Speaker 1: Michael Scott, and just drive it into a like God.

3449
02:48:29,800 --> 02:48:32,760
Speaker 1: He of course begged me not to, but I explained

3450
02:48:32,760 --> 02:48:34,879
Speaker 1: to him, as the legal owner of the vehicle, I

3451
02:48:34,920 --> 02:48:37,160
Speaker 1: get to do with it as I see fit. You're

3452
02:48:37,160 --> 02:48:40,640
Speaker 1: gonna throw the fucking car, sell it, sell it, and

3453
02:48:40,680 --> 02:48:43,440
Speaker 1: I don't see cheating on your girlfriend as fit.

3454
02:48:43,840 --> 02:48:46,120
Speaker 3: He threw a tantrum and ran up to his room.

3455
02:48:46,280 --> 02:48:48,760
Speaker 1: I was feeling quite pleased with myself until my wife

3456
02:48:48,760 --> 02:48:51,000
Speaker 1: got home and asked why Hank was so upset. When

3457
02:48:51,040 --> 02:48:54,279
Speaker 1: I told her why, she said my form of punishment

3458
02:48:54,360 --> 02:48:55,200
Speaker 1: was inappropriate.

3459
02:48:55,360 --> 02:48:57,560
Speaker 3: She said it would take away his independence.

3460
02:48:57,720 --> 02:49:00,720
Speaker 1: I love how she's just talking about not giving him

3461
02:49:00,760 --> 02:49:03,480
Speaker 1: the car and not like going into his bank account

3462
02:49:03,560 --> 02:49:08,080
Speaker 1: and throwing the keys into a river, into a lake. Yeah,

3463
02:49:08,200 --> 02:49:12,160
Speaker 1: it's very overkilled. Yeah, we live in a suburban area,

3464
02:49:12,240 --> 02:49:14,720
Speaker 1: so there's not much to do within walking distance. Plus

3465
02:49:14,720 --> 02:49:16,400
Speaker 1: he would have to take the bus to school, and

3466
02:49:16,440 --> 02:49:18,760
Speaker 1: he would be the only upperclassman to do so. She

3467
02:49:18,920 --> 02:49:21,080
Speaker 1: said it would be a good punishment if we caught

3468
02:49:21,120 --> 02:49:24,600
Speaker 1: him cheating multiple times, but not a first time punishment.

3469
02:49:24,680 --> 02:49:28,440
Speaker 1: This parents are weird. We're almost done and we'll dissect this,

3470
02:49:28,600 --> 02:49:31,959
Speaker 1: ye yea. Since Hank has been a good kid overall,

3471
02:49:32,040 --> 02:49:33,920
Speaker 1: it is true that Hank has been a good kid.

3472
02:49:33,959 --> 02:49:36,680
Speaker 1: He gets good grades, keeps his nose clean, doesn't do drugs,

3473
02:49:36,680 --> 02:49:39,240
Speaker 1: et cetera. But cheating is a pretty heavy violation in

3474
02:49:39,320 --> 02:49:41,760
Speaker 1: my book. Honestly, I'm having a hard time seeing my

3475
02:49:41,800 --> 02:49:44,560
Speaker 1: wife's perspective. If Hank had been eighteen or older, I

3476
02:49:44,560 --> 02:49:45,760
Speaker 1: would have kicked him out.

3477
02:49:45,680 --> 02:49:46,400
Speaker 3: Of the house.

3478
02:49:46,720 --> 02:49:49,840
Speaker 2: Really, Am I being fair? Or is my wife right?

3479
02:49:50,480 --> 02:49:52,480
Speaker 2: I think this is way overkill. I want to know

3480
02:49:52,480 --> 02:49:55,640
Speaker 2: what y'all think, but I think this is way overkill.

3481
02:49:56,240 --> 02:49:59,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is like the first step was the invasion

3482
02:49:59,720 --> 02:50:02,760
Speaker 1: of privacy. With that a bank is crazy. I think

3483
02:50:02,840 --> 02:50:08,000
Speaker 1: that's that's definitely too much, especially especially if Hank like

3484
02:50:08,040 --> 02:50:09,920
Speaker 1: has a job and it's like earning his own money

3485
02:50:09,959 --> 02:50:13,040
Speaker 1: and things of that nature. Yeah, that's just a it's

3486
02:50:13,080 --> 02:50:15,920
Speaker 1: just too private of a thing to go through, especially

3487
02:50:15,959 --> 02:50:18,560
Speaker 1: like I would say, seventeen, I'm like trying to treat

3488
02:50:18,600 --> 02:50:20,400
Speaker 1: you as an adult, and like I wouldn't go through

3489
02:50:20,440 --> 02:50:22,320
Speaker 1: my Like if my dad went through my bank account

3490
02:50:22,320 --> 02:50:24,880
Speaker 1: transactions right now, which he can't, but like if he

3491
02:50:24,959 --> 02:50:28,440
Speaker 1: somehow did, I'd be like, WHOA, that's too much, treat

3492
02:50:28,520 --> 02:50:32,000
Speaker 1: him as an adult. And two like just you're so

3493
02:50:32,360 --> 02:50:34,880
Speaker 1: over the top, so over the top and so involved,

3494
02:50:35,200 --> 02:50:38,200
Speaker 1: like this is like it's weird how much you know

3495
02:50:38,879 --> 02:50:43,480
Speaker 1: almost I Yeah, Like I don't blame him for wanting

3496
02:50:43,520 --> 02:50:47,480
Speaker 1: to teach his son, like, oh this is wrong, but yeah,

3497
02:50:47,360 --> 02:50:53,600
Speaker 1: the level of snoopery, yeah, I think is important.

3498
02:50:54,160 --> 02:50:56,920
Speaker 2: But this way of going about it feels like the

3499
02:50:57,040 --> 02:50:58,000
Speaker 2: complete wrong way.

3500
02:50:58,520 --> 02:51:01,039
Speaker 1: Why didn't he just sit him down first and at

3501
02:51:01,120 --> 02:51:04,240
Speaker 1: least give him a chance to like come and talk

3502
02:51:04,320 --> 02:51:07,720
Speaker 1: about it, you know, like if anything, this might actually

3503
02:51:08,040 --> 02:51:14,560
Speaker 1: because like he's just taking her word completely right that like, yes,

3504
02:51:14,600 --> 02:51:16,040
Speaker 1: he saw the beginning, but what if they just like

3505
02:51:16,080 --> 02:51:20,560
Speaker 1: broke up beforehand, you know, like he's just like, allow

3506
02:51:20,640 --> 02:51:23,000
Speaker 1: your son to talk to you about it first, yes,

3507
02:51:23,080 --> 02:51:26,960
Speaker 1: before just going full crazy? Yeah? Yeah, I feel like, yeah,

3508
02:51:26,959 --> 02:51:31,000
Speaker 1: you've Opie has definitely made I think multiple mistakes, and

3509
02:51:31,080 --> 02:51:33,800
Speaker 1: Diego's the asshole for sure. Yeah, I think Opie's the asshole.

3510
02:51:33,879 --> 02:51:35,280
Speaker 2: But like you say what you think, Like what would

3511
02:51:35,320 --> 02:51:37,640
Speaker 2: you do? If you're caught your kid cheating, that's true,

3512
02:51:37,760 --> 02:51:39,480
Speaker 2: or if you have Yeah, what would you do? What

3513
02:51:39,520 --> 02:51:40,680
Speaker 2: would I do your kids?

3514
02:51:40,680 --> 02:51:40,800
Speaker 1: Oh?

3515
02:51:40,959 --> 02:51:42,200
Speaker 3: I would I would just say. I think it's a

3516
02:51:42,280 --> 02:51:44,680
Speaker 3: sit down conversation. And especially like.

3517
02:51:45,440 --> 02:51:47,279
Speaker 1: If you're young, like you know, someone did a party

3518
02:51:47,320 --> 02:51:50,039
Speaker 1: and then you get drunk and then girl kisses you

3519
02:51:50,080 --> 02:51:52,080
Speaker 1: like this one is a little bit more like took

3520
02:51:52,080 --> 02:51:55,640
Speaker 1: her out to a restaurant like Botter Silver, but like yeah,

3521
02:51:55,720 --> 02:51:57,600
Speaker 1: either way, it's I think a sit down conversation and

3522
02:51:57,640 --> 02:51:59,840
Speaker 1: be like hey, like you shouldn't do this to someone,

3523
02:52:00,120 --> 02:52:02,360
Speaker 1: Like you have to respect someone's feelings. If you really

3524
02:52:02,400 --> 02:52:03,720
Speaker 1: don't want to be with someone, you have to sit

3525
02:52:03,760 --> 02:52:05,840
Speaker 1: down and communicate that to them and move on in

3526
02:52:05,959 --> 02:52:08,440
Speaker 1: the relationship. I don't know why it just like feels

3527
02:52:08,520 --> 02:52:12,360
Speaker 1: weird to punish someone for cheating on someone. I think

3528
02:52:12,360 --> 02:52:18,880
Speaker 1: it's because I don't understand like like like that feels like, yes,

3529
02:52:18,920 --> 02:52:22,840
Speaker 1: it's morally wrong. Yeah, it's just like something about that

3530
02:52:23,000 --> 02:52:27,760
Speaker 1: feels weird to me. Maybe it's because like I think,

3531
02:52:27,840 --> 02:52:31,120
Speaker 1: for like all of us are most of our like

3532
02:52:31,240 --> 02:52:33,200
Speaker 1: love lives are like the high school drama was like

3533
02:52:33,280 --> 02:52:36,440
Speaker 1: just outside of our parents' knowledge, So it just feels

3534
02:52:36,440 --> 02:52:39,400
Speaker 1: like such a weird thing for them that they're interact

3535
02:52:39,600 --> 02:52:39,880
Speaker 1: with it.

3536
02:52:40,040 --> 02:52:43,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it feels it feels weird to be punished

3537
02:52:44,040 --> 02:52:48,400
Speaker 2: for your romantic interests. I get, like, yeah, just like

3538
02:52:48,520 --> 02:52:51,080
Speaker 2: like your your romantic life, like your love life. I

3539
02:52:51,080 --> 02:52:53,119
Speaker 2: think I think you you said, like or why it's

3540
02:52:53,120 --> 02:52:55,280
Speaker 2: weird to me. It's like my parents are just like

3541
02:52:55,320 --> 02:52:58,280
Speaker 2: I tell them stuff, but they're not involved in that

3542
02:52:58,320 --> 02:53:01,039
Speaker 2: and they have no jurisdiction over that part of my life.

3543
02:53:01,240 --> 02:53:03,879
Speaker 1: I think, like, I mean, at a minimum, definitely like

3544
02:53:04,000 --> 02:53:06,600
Speaker 1: the sit down conversation, which is like a form of

3545
02:53:06,680 --> 02:53:08,359
Speaker 1: discipline I've.

3546
02:53:08,120 --> 02:53:11,200
Speaker 2: Been, the sit down conversation seems more like, hey, like

3547
02:53:11,280 --> 02:53:13,480
Speaker 2: I want what's best for you, Like this is exactly

3548
02:53:13,520 --> 02:53:16,080
Speaker 2: this is not how you should live your life. I

3549
02:53:16,080 --> 02:53:20,240
Speaker 2: don't think if you want like happy, healthy relationships.

3550
02:53:19,600 --> 02:53:23,199
Speaker 1: I would probably end it at the sit down conversation

3551
02:53:23,320 --> 02:53:23,760
Speaker 1: with that.

3552
02:53:23,920 --> 02:53:26,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I would do that probably that I

3553
02:53:26,520 --> 02:53:27,680
Speaker 2: think same here.

3554
02:53:27,800 --> 02:53:31,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I could see in a realm, I could

3555
02:53:31,760 --> 02:53:36,680
Speaker 1: see a punishment potentially being good. But like, I do

3556
02:53:37,000 --> 02:53:38,400
Speaker 1: not like this. I don't know.

3557
02:53:38,440 --> 02:53:41,199
Speaker 2: I don't even know if I would see a punishment

3558
02:53:41,240 --> 02:53:44,680
Speaker 2: past the sit down being a good idea, because like

3559
02:53:44,720 --> 02:53:47,640
Speaker 2: I don't like, I like, it just feels like a

3560
02:53:47,640 --> 02:53:50,440
Speaker 2: weird thing to police, I will feels weird.

3561
02:53:50,480 --> 02:53:52,280
Speaker 1: The other thing I will say again, like going back

3562
02:53:52,320 --> 02:53:54,920
Speaker 1: to like treating him like an adult, Like I think

3563
02:53:55,000 --> 02:53:57,440
Speaker 1: being like you should because I'm going to treat you

3564
02:53:57,480 --> 02:53:59,119
Speaker 1: like an adult and you should absorb this and learn

3565
02:53:59,160 --> 02:54:01,680
Speaker 1: from this. I don't know.

3566
02:54:02,320 --> 02:54:05,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, again I probably wouldn't. But yeah, I'm curious what

3567
02:54:05,720 --> 02:54:10,039
Speaker 2: all of y'all do. Peer your answers below. Yeah, but

3568
02:54:10,240 --> 02:54:13,440
Speaker 2: just a little little weird, little weird strange. Yeah, let's

3569
02:54:13,440 --> 02:54:14,160
Speaker 2: get to this next one.

3570
02:54:14,240 --> 02:54:16,360
Speaker 1: Let's do it. I sent a video of me making

3571
02:54:16,400 --> 02:54:19,400
Speaker 1: out with two other people to my cheating boyfriend. Am

3572
02:54:19,440 --> 02:54:21,879
Speaker 1: I the asshole? Damn? I mean that's one way to

3573
02:54:21,920 --> 02:54:25,000
Speaker 1: get back, Like talk about our clapback.

3574
02:54:25,520 --> 02:54:28,360
Speaker 3: That is the ultimate clap back, dude.

3575
02:54:29,760 --> 02:54:34,920
Speaker 1: This is a This is an okop fan submission on

3576
02:54:35,120 --> 02:54:39,240
Speaker 1: our slash Okop show on Reddit. It's submitted by user

3577
02:54:39,879 --> 02:54:43,440
Speaker 1: Petty Frago. Shout out to you. But where's that video? Though?

3578
02:54:43,480 --> 02:54:45,640
Speaker 1: Where's the link? Sauce?

3579
02:54:45,760 --> 02:54:47,760
Speaker 3: Sam's like, send it in my DMS.

3580
02:54:48,320 --> 02:54:51,680
Speaker 2: So it's been about a year since the incident happened,

3581
02:54:51,800 --> 02:54:54,720
Speaker 2: and I only recently or nevermind don't send it. Please,

3582
02:54:54,760 --> 02:54:57,800
Speaker 2: do not send anything to me, and I only recently

3583
02:54:57,800 --> 02:54:59,959
Speaker 2: thought about it when talking to a friend. This happened

3584
02:55:00,040 --> 02:55:04,160
Speaker 2: when I was sixteen and seventeen junior year of high school,

3585
02:55:04,320 --> 02:55:07,080
Speaker 2: and my we will call him Scott, was seventeen eighteen,

3586
02:55:07,200 --> 02:55:09,200
Speaker 2: his senior year of high school. We had gone to

3587
02:55:09,240 --> 02:55:11,480
Speaker 2: middle school together but have never talked to each other.

3588
02:55:11,560 --> 02:55:14,480
Speaker 2: We had to attend summer school the summer between sophomore

3589
02:55:14,520 --> 02:55:17,440
Speaker 2: and junior year, or for him, between junior and senior year.

3590
02:55:17,520 --> 02:55:20,920
Speaker 2: He approached me with an old friend we'll call him Jason,

3591
02:55:21,000 --> 02:55:23,039
Speaker 2: who also went to the same middle school and I

3592
02:55:23,080 --> 02:55:25,520
Speaker 2: had several interactions with. We'd also gone to a school

3593
02:55:25,600 --> 02:55:27,800
Speaker 2: dance in the same friend group. Anyway, he approached me

3594
02:55:27,800 --> 02:55:30,039
Speaker 2: with an old friend to ask for my number. After that,

3595
02:55:30,120 --> 02:55:31,640
Speaker 2: it was kind of all three of us since we

3596
02:55:31,680 --> 02:55:33,920
Speaker 2: didn't know anyone else. After a few months of talking

3597
02:55:33,959 --> 02:55:37,440
Speaker 2: with Scott, he asked me out. Prior to this, Scott

3598
02:55:37,520 --> 02:55:40,360
Speaker 2: knew that I'm pan sexual, and after us being together

3599
02:55:40,480 --> 02:55:43,199
Speaker 2: for a couple of weeks, I told him about being Polly. Damn,

3600
02:55:43,360 --> 02:55:45,600
Speaker 2: these sixteen year old seventy year olds are like pan

3601
02:55:45,720 --> 02:55:48,840
Speaker 2: sexuals and being Polly, we're having polly relationships in.

3602
02:55:48,879 --> 02:55:53,400
Speaker 1: High school way too advanced. That's crazy, way above my

3603
02:55:53,440 --> 02:55:54,119
Speaker 1: weight class.

3604
02:55:54,240 --> 02:56:01,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I was barely kissing girls at sixteen the same. Yeah,

3605
02:56:01,840 --> 02:56:04,080
Speaker 2: they're freaking having full pally relationships.

3606
02:56:04,080 --> 02:56:06,560
Speaker 1: God, just just orgies everywhere.

3607
02:56:06,200 --> 02:56:11,520
Speaker 2: Dude, juggling vaginas like they're freaking clown bald.

3608
02:56:15,200 --> 02:56:19,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh my god, what were the editors put the

3609
02:56:19,879 --> 02:56:24,720
Speaker 1: little like thinking like, yeah.

3610
02:56:23,160 --> 02:56:28,800
Speaker 2: Like the dial up editor, it's amazing. I wasn't expecting

3611
02:56:28,800 --> 02:56:30,760
Speaker 2: anything from it. I just wanted to let him know.

3612
02:56:30,879 --> 02:56:32,520
Speaker 2: He said he needed time to think and at some

3613
02:56:32,600 --> 02:56:35,400
Speaker 2: point said he couldn't be with someone who was and

3614
02:56:35,480 --> 02:56:38,600
Speaker 2: I quote gay and wanted other people. So he broke out,

3615
02:56:39,920 --> 02:56:43,039
Speaker 2: which is like a high school thing to Yeah, yeah,

3616
02:56:45,440 --> 02:56:47,480
Speaker 2: which I didn't have an issue with. So two weeks

3617
02:56:47,560 --> 02:56:49,360
Speaker 2: later I was going through a rough patch due to

3618
02:56:49,400 --> 02:56:51,720
Speaker 2: a family member passing away. He said he loved me

3619
02:56:51,800 --> 02:56:53,800
Speaker 2: and wanted to work things out. What happened to the

3620
02:56:53,840 --> 02:56:58,400
Speaker 2: gay thing? You said? I was vulnerable and wasn't thinking straight.

3621
02:56:58,520 --> 02:57:02,879
Speaker 2: Well obviously because your pants actual think you can sexual.

3622
02:57:04,600 --> 02:57:04,920
Speaker 1: All right?

3623
02:57:05,600 --> 02:57:08,720
Speaker 2: Anyway, When I said okay, we got back together and

3624
02:57:08,760 --> 02:57:11,640
Speaker 2: things were all right for a while. Once I turned seventeen.

3625
02:57:11,720 --> 02:57:14,920
Speaker 2: In February, everything went downhill. For my birthday, my parents

3626
02:57:15,040 --> 02:57:18,240
Speaker 2: bought weekend passes for an anime convention. I told Scott

3627
02:57:18,280 --> 02:57:19,920
Speaker 2: about it and asked if he wanted to go. We

3628
02:57:20,000 --> 02:57:21,800
Speaker 2: had an extra ticket. He said he had to work

3629
02:57:21,840 --> 02:57:23,320
Speaker 2: and wouldn't be able to make it. I said it

3630
02:57:23,360 --> 02:57:26,080
Speaker 2: was fine, and then asked Jason, who also wasn't able

3631
02:57:26,120 --> 02:57:28,200
Speaker 2: to go. Scott then told me that his cousin was

3632
02:57:28,240 --> 02:57:30,280
Speaker 2: going and I should meet up with him. He said

3633
02:57:30,320 --> 02:57:32,720
Speaker 2: he had money and would be able to spoil me

3634
02:57:32,840 --> 02:57:34,360
Speaker 2: and be able to pay for me to have a

3635
02:57:34,440 --> 02:57:35,160
Speaker 2: boob job.

3636
02:57:35,280 --> 02:57:35,400
Speaker 4: What.

3637
02:57:36,000 --> 02:57:38,840
Speaker 2: I was horrified. He'd always say to me that I

3638
02:57:38,920 --> 02:57:41,760
Speaker 2: was perfect. I had always had body image issues, which

3639
02:57:41,760 --> 02:57:44,640
Speaker 2: he knew about, so hearing this made me feel insecure.

3640
02:57:45,840 --> 02:57:48,280
Speaker 3: Who is this guy and what are high schoolers doing today?

3641
02:57:48,320 --> 02:57:48,520
Speaker 1: Wait?

3642
02:57:48,560 --> 02:57:50,560
Speaker 2: So is it the cousin that said that he had

3643
02:57:50,560 --> 02:57:52,600
Speaker 2: money and would be able to pay for a boob job?

3644
02:57:52,680 --> 02:57:55,720
Speaker 1: Yeah? I was confused. If it was her like her ex,

3645
02:57:55,959 --> 02:57:57,480
Speaker 1: or I'm not sure that new guy.

3646
02:57:57,640 --> 02:58:00,520
Speaker 2: I shut the idea down and ignored his comment. That night,

3647
02:58:00,560 --> 02:58:02,879
Speaker 2: I messaged him saying I was sorry for not answering

3648
02:58:02,879 --> 02:58:05,600
Speaker 2: his messages since I was enjoying the convention. My mom

3649
02:58:05,680 --> 02:58:07,680
Speaker 2: told me to tell him something. I forgot what it was.

3650
02:58:07,760 --> 02:58:09,520
Speaker 2: He had also met my parents and they liked him

3651
02:58:09,560 --> 02:58:11,400
Speaker 2: a lot. He snapped at me and told me to

3652
02:58:11,440 --> 02:58:14,080
Speaker 2: tell my mom she should mind her own business and

3653
02:58:14,160 --> 02:58:16,320
Speaker 2: shut up. I have a crappy relationship with my mom,

3654
02:58:16,400 --> 02:58:18,440
Speaker 2: but he didn't have the right to disrespect her. So

3655
02:58:18,520 --> 02:58:20,720
Speaker 2: I said good night and ignored all of his messages

3656
02:58:20,840 --> 02:58:23,560
Speaker 2: until the next morning. Things only got worse.

3657
02:58:23,840 --> 02:58:26,680
Speaker 1: Of course, of course they did. Okay, So Jason is

3658
02:58:27,000 --> 02:58:30,120
Speaker 1: the friend? Right? Yeah? Scott is that I think we're

3659
02:58:30,120 --> 02:58:30,920
Speaker 1: talking about. Scott?

3660
02:58:31,120 --> 02:58:33,960
Speaker 3: Scott is Scott is who we've been talking about?

3661
02:58:34,080 --> 02:58:34,720
Speaker 1: Right? I lost?

3662
02:58:35,680 --> 02:58:37,680
Speaker 2: He started to make things sexual. He would even make

3663
02:58:37,680 --> 02:58:40,960
Speaker 2: sexual comments, and he even suggested a threesome with Jason,

3664
02:58:41,080 --> 02:58:43,240
Speaker 2: his friend. At some point he changed it and said

3665
02:58:43,280 --> 02:58:45,400
Speaker 2: he wanted me and Jason to go at it and

3666
02:58:45,480 --> 02:58:48,320
Speaker 2: he would watch. I thought you were interested in this

3667
02:58:48,360 --> 02:58:51,800
Speaker 2: whole poly relationship thing, HOLLI flip flopped.

3668
02:58:52,000 --> 02:58:52,879
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Bro?

3669
02:58:53,200 --> 02:58:55,040
Speaker 2: He would ask me to sneak him in at night.

3670
02:58:55,080 --> 02:58:56,880
Speaker 2: I was afraid of my parents finding out, so I

3671
02:58:56,920 --> 02:58:59,000
Speaker 2: would tell him no. One night, he got mad and

3672
02:58:59,080 --> 02:59:01,480
Speaker 2: ignored all my message The next morning, he sent me

3673
02:59:01,560 --> 02:59:05,080
Speaker 2: videos of him with two girls, drinking, smoking, and he

3674
02:59:05,240 --> 02:59:06,720
Speaker 2: slept with both of them.

3675
02:59:06,920 --> 02:59:12,280
Speaker 3: Who are these high schoolers? I couldn't get one at

3676
02:59:12,320 --> 02:59:12,879
Speaker 3: a time.

3677
02:59:14,280 --> 02:59:15,160
Speaker 1: How is he gonna do?

3678
02:59:15,480 --> 02:59:18,800
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not condoning this behavior no at all

3679
02:59:18,879 --> 02:59:19,760
Speaker 2: by any means.

3680
02:59:19,959 --> 02:59:30,440
Speaker 1: Disgusting. Yeah, damn recognized game, God, God, damnesh okay. I

3681
02:59:30,600 --> 02:59:31,040
Speaker 1: was broken.

3682
02:59:33,280 --> 02:59:34,879
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Ophia, I'm sorry, Ophia.

3683
02:59:34,920 --> 02:59:36,160
Speaker 1: This sucks. That sucks.

3684
02:59:36,280 --> 02:59:38,600
Speaker 2: I wanted to end things with him, but he just

3685
02:59:38,879 --> 02:59:41,360
Speaker 2: kept saying we weren't breaking up until he said it

3686
02:59:41,400 --> 02:59:42,760
Speaker 2: was done, which sounds abusive.

3687
02:59:42,959 --> 02:59:43,359
Speaker 1: Yeah.

3688
02:59:43,360 --> 02:59:45,160
Speaker 2: Prior to this, he had told me that he was

3689
02:59:45,200 --> 02:59:47,160
Speaker 2: moving to a city an hour away and we would

3690
02:59:47,160 --> 02:59:50,480
Speaker 2: break up once he left. This is where my revenge begins.

3691
02:59:50,640 --> 02:59:53,480
Speaker 2: Damn okay. I recorded a video of me and two

3692
02:59:53,600 --> 02:59:56,240
Speaker 2: other friends making out, a guy and a girl. One

3693
02:59:56,280 --> 02:59:58,240
Speaker 2: of them kept the video for me and would send

3694
02:59:58,240 --> 02:59:59,280
Speaker 2: it when I asked for it.

3695
02:59:59,400 --> 03:00:01,160
Speaker 3: Who are these fucking high school?

3696
03:00:01,280 --> 03:00:03,039
Speaker 1: Is just way too like.

3697
03:00:03,120 --> 03:00:06,000
Speaker 3: About two weeks go by. This is like Euphoria high school.

3698
03:00:06,080 --> 03:00:07,960
Speaker 2: And when I was in school, and on his last

3699
03:00:08,040 --> 03:00:10,280
Speaker 2: day in school, he told me he had cheated on

3700
03:00:10,320 --> 03:00:12,600
Speaker 2: me with his ex. I thought he already cheated though

3701
03:00:12,760 --> 03:00:14,480
Speaker 2: with the two girls that he's like.

3702
03:00:14,480 --> 03:00:18,000
Speaker 1: Well, I guess they were like semi separated after that

3703
03:00:18,160 --> 03:00:20,440
Speaker 1: or so I'm confused. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she had cheated

3704
03:00:20,480 --> 03:00:22,840
Speaker 1: on him with a girl and he walked in on

3705
03:00:22,920 --> 03:00:26,600
Speaker 1: them doing the nasty So fuck this is They're just

3706
03:00:26,920 --> 03:00:28,480
Speaker 1: They're just fucking everyone.

3707
03:00:28,160 --> 03:00:30,039
Speaker 3: Meaner's and buns connecting everywhere.

3708
03:00:30,120 --> 03:00:32,600
Speaker 2: Now this is when the little video comes in Handy.

3709
03:00:32,760 --> 03:00:34,400
Speaker 2: I asked my friend to send it to me. I

3710
03:00:34,440 --> 03:00:37,400
Speaker 2: sent him the video and blocked him. Jason cuts ties

3711
03:00:37,440 --> 03:00:39,640
Speaker 2: with Scott and he found out what happened. Jason and

3712
03:00:39,680 --> 03:00:42,400
Speaker 2: I are currently both eighteen. We kept in contact in

3713
03:00:42,400 --> 03:00:44,720
Speaker 2: are and now together. We've been together for about five

3714
03:00:44,760 --> 03:00:47,240
Speaker 2: months now and are very happy. Wait, so you're dating

3715
03:00:47,320 --> 03:00:47,920
Speaker 2: Jason now?

3716
03:00:48,160 --> 03:00:48,560
Speaker 1: Damn.

3717
03:00:49,520 --> 03:00:51,879
Speaker 2: He treats me way better and also makes sure I'm

3718
03:00:51,879 --> 03:00:54,720
Speaker 2: okay and comfortable. He also always reassures me that I'm

3719
03:00:54,760 --> 03:00:56,640
Speaker 2: beautiful just the way I am and don't need to

3720
03:00:56,720 --> 03:00:58,800
Speaker 2: change anything about my body unless I really want to.

3721
03:00:58,920 --> 03:01:01,480
Speaker 2: Scott got back together ex who constantly cheats on him

3722
03:01:01,480 --> 03:01:04,520
Speaker 2: with girls, and yes, Scott lied about having to move

3723
03:01:04,600 --> 03:01:07,160
Speaker 2: I would have to pass his bus. Stop fucking. They're

3724
03:01:07,160 --> 03:01:10,199
Speaker 2: having threesomes they're still going to the bus stop for real,

3725
03:01:10,400 --> 03:01:13,160
Speaker 2: Like Jesus Christ, I would have to pass his bus

3726
03:01:13,160 --> 03:01:14,800
Speaker 2: stop to get to my bus stop. We went to

3727
03:01:14,840 --> 03:01:17,360
Speaker 2: different schools, and he would always be there. He currently

3728
03:01:17,440 --> 03:01:19,800
Speaker 2: stalks my Instagram, but I could care less what he

3729
03:01:19,800 --> 03:01:21,720
Speaker 2: does in his spare time, because it's nice to know

3730
03:01:21,840 --> 03:01:23,960
Speaker 2: that he knows I'm being treated with respect, care and

3731
03:01:24,000 --> 03:01:24,760
Speaker 2: the love I deserve.

3732
03:01:26,320 --> 03:01:33,760
Speaker 1: God messy, Uh, that is just begin like messy. This

3733
03:01:33,840 --> 03:01:36,400
Speaker 1: is euphoria. This is euphoria. Is that what high schools

3734
03:01:36,400 --> 03:01:39,600
Speaker 1: are like today? Like for the wrong high school? Bro.

3735
03:01:39,800 --> 03:01:41,400
Speaker 1: I also went to an all boys high school, so

3736
03:01:41,520 --> 03:01:44,360
Speaker 1: a little different, true, But yeah, you haven't no excuse.

3737
03:01:44,840 --> 03:01:51,720
Speaker 1: Yeah here I was not having your threesome. God nowhere,

3738
03:01:52,080 --> 03:01:55,320
Speaker 1: nowhere to be found. Wow, that is crazy we're having

3739
03:01:55,800 --> 03:01:58,640
Speaker 1: I was afraid to kiss a girl at fifteen, like

3740
03:01:58,760 --> 03:02:03,160
Speaker 1: trying to kiss my girlfriend. I'm terrified too. At fifteen, Bro.

3741
03:02:03,400 --> 03:02:05,680
Speaker 2: One of my friends told me that he kissed two

3742
03:02:05,720 --> 03:02:08,120
Speaker 2: girls at the same time in eighth grade.

3743
03:02:08,959 --> 03:02:10,360
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know where. I don't know where

3744
03:02:10,400 --> 03:02:12,600
Speaker 1: all you people are at, you crazy high schoolers. But

3745
03:02:12,840 --> 03:02:13,760
Speaker 1: he was eighteen though.

3746
03:02:13,760 --> 03:02:19,280
Speaker 3: But gen Z Broz deep, gen Z.

3747
03:02:23,560 --> 03:02:28,000
Speaker 2: Gen Z We commend you for fucking making threesomes cool

3748
03:02:28,200 --> 03:02:29,680
Speaker 2: and socially acceptable.

3749
03:02:29,760 --> 03:02:32,760
Speaker 3: Oh my god, we're technically gen Z.

3750
03:02:33,240 --> 03:02:40,320
Speaker 1: You're not. I am Shut the fuck. Shut the fuck, Riley, bro,

3751
03:02:40,480 --> 03:02:42,440
Speaker 1: this is the last time we're going to do gen Z.

3752
03:02:42,560 --> 03:02:44,120
Speaker 1: You're a millennials. This is the last thing.

3753
03:02:45,640 --> 03:02:49,720
Speaker 7: Any places that sight nineteen ninety six as the beginning

3754
03:02:49,720 --> 03:02:54,119
Speaker 7: of gen Z many places nineteen ninety seven, place it's

3755
03:02:54,200 --> 03:02:57,280
Speaker 7: completely split nineteen ninety six.

3756
03:02:57,400 --> 03:03:00,200
Speaker 3: Just google what year did gen Z start? And then

3757
03:03:00,200 --> 03:03:00,720
Speaker 3: look at.

3758
03:03:00,760 --> 03:03:06,400
Speaker 1: Multiples the resource you're on right now, what does it say?

3759
03:03:06,959 --> 03:03:09,039
Speaker 1: And three? All right, you're ready.

3760
03:03:09,160 --> 03:03:12,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, between eighty one and ninety six it is a

3761
03:03:12,840 --> 03:03:16,600
Speaker 6: millennial and from ninety seven onwards to.

3762
03:03:16,840 --> 03:03:23,960
Speaker 1: Fucked Get fucked, John Riley, I am now going to

3763
03:03:24,000 --> 03:03:25,160
Speaker 1: produce this myself.

3764
03:03:25,640 --> 03:03:28,279
Speaker 3: Look at this old man trying to read the Internet.

3765
03:03:29,879 --> 03:03:36,760
Speaker 1: Us. We're going, wow, well there are many sites, many sights,

3766
03:03:37,160 --> 03:03:40,840
Speaker 1: you say ninety six. This guy doesn't understand us. Yeah,

3767
03:03:41,360 --> 03:03:44,680
Speaker 1: he'll ever. I'm so proud of it. Yeah, all eight

3768
03:03:44,800 --> 03:03:47,439
Speaker 1: months between me and Sam is just an eternity.

3769
03:03:48,360 --> 03:03:53,040
Speaker 3: God damn well, the chasm is small but deep.

3770
03:03:53,240 --> 03:03:53,480
Speaker 1: Yep.

3771
03:03:54,680 --> 03:03:57,480
Speaker 3: I'm going to close this episode out, ladies and get tired.

3772
03:03:58,280 --> 03:04:02,600
Speaker 1: Oh dude, wow, mid day. Now I'm gonna, I'm gonna,

3773
03:04:02,720 --> 03:04:03,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put.

3774
03:04:03,280 --> 03:04:05,360
Speaker 3: An end to this before before it gets any worse.

3775
03:04:05,480 --> 03:04:06,960
Speaker 1: I don't think you'll have to. I think the end

3776
03:04:07,000 --> 03:04:10,800
Speaker 1: is coming very near. But hold on. I want to

3777
03:04:10,840 --> 03:04:16,440
Speaker 1: hear your crazy, ideally gen z high school stories down below,

3778
03:04:16,560 --> 03:04:18,440
Speaker 1: because I'm sure we trying to keep up to date

3779
03:04:18,480 --> 03:04:22,840
Speaker 1: with the kids, are you know? I'm learning and all

3780
03:04:22,879 --> 03:04:23,480
Speaker 1: that ship.

3781
03:04:24,959 --> 03:04:27,400
Speaker 3: See you on the next episode, y'all.