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Speaker 1: Welcome back to Alchemy This. I'm your host, Kevin Pollo

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Speaker 1: guest that Kevin Polack was that Yes, the Golden Globe

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Speaker 1: go to Michael Douglas instead of either Bill Later, Jim

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Speaker 1: Carey or Sasha Baron going because there is a God

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Speaker 1: and he takes bribes, apparently, Dear puppish and kittens. Over

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Speaker 1: the years, I've seen my fair share of alchemy. By definition,

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Speaker 1: alcum is quote when a person or persons creates something

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Speaker 1: from a seemingly magical process. Not too long ago, while

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Speaker 1: I was tearing down a foster freeze to make room

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Speaker 1: for a dairy queen or vice versa, the idea struck me.

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Speaker 1: What if I brought together the right creative people and

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Speaker 1: asked them to make stuff up based on my own

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Speaker 1: twisted ideas, and then offered a podcast of this seemingly

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Speaker 1: magical process. I could call it alchemy? Are those your shoes?

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Speaker 1: Are you going to take the bus to school? Well,

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Speaker 1: my pretty peeps. After a bit of title tinkering, I'm

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Speaker 1: so very proud to present you another episode of Alchemy.

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Speaker 1: This Let's meet our Achamas Shawi. In no particular order.

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Speaker 1: Say hello to Joey Greer. Jojo, can we hang out

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Speaker 1: of the show today if there's time? Thank you. Next up,

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Speaker 1: James Eeny, James, gonna call your Carla, Ga Gina. You

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Speaker 1: know it's really messing up the search engine optimization on

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Speaker 1: my name. If we could just James, okay, okay, cuckoo chew,

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Speaker 1: it's Craig Atkowski cocow. What's seven times nine? Seven times nine? Okay,

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Speaker 1: you'd carry the seven? You carry this seven several times.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of rhythm in there somewhere. And oh,

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Speaker 1: it's a trick question. There's no answer. That's right. There's

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Speaker 1: Vanessa rag Vanish, what's a good time too? Thirty? Just kidding?

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Speaker 1: There it is? And lasted slap your pappy into poopy

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Speaker 1: if you think of Lisa. It's Chris off Toronto, Chris.

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Speaker 1: Does anybody really know what was up? Wow? Nicely done?

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Speaker 1: All right? Once again, our scene suggestions today are cold

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Speaker 1: from our listener mail. You can write to a said

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Speaker 1: scenes for us, and that's what we ask of you. Also,

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Speaker 1: and review. It's going to kill you. Don't bother Hey Kelly,

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Speaker 1: from Julia Stevenson, who rides Hey chemists. Let me tell you,

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Speaker 1: I'm on a very long road trip with all my

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Speaker 1: in a tiny little car and binging. The show has

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Speaker 1: not only kept me awake through the boring planes, but

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Speaker 1: also laughing my ass off as the kids say, interesting. Uh.

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Speaker 1: a hitch who is definitely a serial killer. But the

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Speaker 1: who has always dismissed. Thanks for being so entertaining, and

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Speaker 1: please compressed the sound a little more so that I

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Speaker 1: you for that, Julius Stephen, she knows what she's talking about.

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Speaker 1: That's a Doug Baby issue. It's not an issue with

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Speaker 1: anybody need a rest stop? No? Okay? Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: Can I please use the plug? One for my music?

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Speaker 1: What did I say? I said one at a time? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Can I please just said please? I said time? Listen

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Speaker 1: to your mother. Guys, how much Jimmy buffett? Do we

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Speaker 1: I am a parrot head from way back. It's your down.

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Speaker 1: It's how much longer? Punch? Oh? Mom? Sorry? You know

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Speaker 1: It's not picking my nose. Your nose is bleeding. Stop

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Speaker 1: Hi Chuck McKendrick Jr. Little Chuck, Carol Jack Seam. Don't mind.

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Speaker 1: that is some beard? Thank you? You brayed that yourself?

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Speaker 1: in paradise? Just that song? And then please gonna play

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Speaker 1: Don't mind Carol SR. She's a snooze punchbug. There was

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Speaker 1: working for a Groogle, Google Groogle whatever, Google Brugle. It's

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Speaker 1: But it's in Santa Monica. It's in Santa Monica. Santa Monica,

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Speaker 1: do your song? When you get your song? Why are

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Speaker 1: Carol sang, So let me just say that you're very welcome.

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Speaker 1: You've got a real talent. Are those gang tattoos on

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Speaker 1: Well it looks like spid your webs and tear drops. Yes,

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Speaker 1: illegally combining their powers for evil. That's a strong, long word. Hey, Hey,

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Speaker 1: Turn off that music? That's a couple, don't pull over music.

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Speaker 1: He's probably gonna pass this. I was gonna pass house

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Speaker 1: Scott dog? Yeah, Scott, Yeah, I do like common. What

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Speaker 1: is your favorite color from man? My favorite color red?

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Speaker 1: Clothes like blood red? No sky? How a bunch of

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Speaker 1: Huh you might have played with these here dolls for

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Speaker 1: a great looking family, that's all. That's What could they

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Speaker 1: possibly have to gain by stopping nice folks by you? Sammy?

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Speaker 1: Hold do you mee? What? What? What? Oh? No, that's

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Speaker 1: a really cool necklace you have. There are those like

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Speaker 1: Careful kids, careful what you wish for? Whoa I wish

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Speaker 1: for all the dogs? Man? Interesting, be careful, careful, may

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Speaker 1: I've had a lot of capriss over. If my dad

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Speaker 1: doesn't drain his lizard, he gets really cranky. He drains

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Speaker 1: the main No, you're gonna do that, sir, but we're

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Speaker 1: main vein. How is he going to do that? Jess

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Speaker 1: letter rip, just pee on yourself. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: you should do that. Well, I don't know. I don't know. Over.

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Speaker 1: Let's pull over, let's go to the rest. Oh, maybe

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Speaker 1: we could get chips from the chip makers because you're

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Speaker 1: watching your diet. This gun was my pet is gun? Okay?

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Speaker 1: I just paid my pants? Was my Mom's just the

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Speaker 1: point that at my that Scott and this knife do

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Speaker 1: you wan to hold? The other gun was made from

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Speaker 1: human bone? Cool? That's nice. Maybe we'll stop at the

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Speaker 1: next place. It says eighty miles before next rest area.

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Speaker 1: This bracelet I made a camp and then this necklace

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Speaker 1: that's fine too, sweetheart. I'm getting off getting a weird

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Speaker 1: want that blood? Dude, that's not necessary. And do I

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00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:07,679
Speaker 1: get more money for plasma or more money for blood?

416
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 1: You get more money for plasma. Let's do the plasma.

417
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:14,119
Speaker 1: I'll do plasma. Hey what were you saying about this?

418
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:18,159
Speaker 1: In auxiliary podcast? Have you heard about it? But I

419
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,600
Speaker 1: just try to listen to many auxiliaries. Check out this

420
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 1: crazy podcast about these two guys called the butt Brothers.

421
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,480
Speaker 1: They talk about other podcasts. It's so crazy. Have you

422
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,480
Speaker 1: listen to it? I have listened to it. It's so crazy.

423
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 1: The one where they talk about it while they're giving blood. Yeah,

424
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:35,919
Speaker 1: it's so weird. Plasma and Blood. The show is called yeah, Yeah, Yeah.

425
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 1: Have you heard about this podcast? Which one? Um Ship?

426
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:44,120
Speaker 1: Which one? It's like, there's these five people and they're guys,

427
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,119
Speaker 1: So you gotta know what podcasts you're talking about? One

428
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 1: of you on this podcast? All right? Cool and action?

429
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:54,159
Speaker 1: Have you everybody's been podcast to five people? Let me wait,

430
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,400
Speaker 1: you're saying it or not? Does he know what I'm

431
00:27:56,440 --> 00:28:00,720
Speaker 1: talking about? Are we cutting? I asked, I'm asking you

432
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:05,399
Speaker 1: listen to this podcast avant garde. They just let it go.

433
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:08,119
Speaker 1: They just let it roll, all right. I just don't

434
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 1: think that I listened to podcast. I don't know that,

435
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:14,639
Speaker 1: and I'm not interested in podcast. Well listen, you are, sorry,

436
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 1: but we're gonna have to take that again. You are

437
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 1: interested in podcasts. That's the conceit of this. We should

438
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:23,919
Speaker 1: We are sure, professor, this is gonna be good for you. Okay,

439
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 1: just pretend like you know what to take it from one.

440
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 1: Isn't this podcast just divine? It's so avant garde? I

441
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:35,560
Speaker 1: love you can't talk like that. I have a grand

442
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 1: for a professors. Okay, you guys can't record in here.

443
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 1: By the way, we're not recording. It's my phone. I'm

444
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:43,240
Speaker 1: talking on the phone to my mother, okay. And the

445
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 1: judges are blindfolded. They are going in for the last

446
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 1: taste of the challenge. Who will win? Who will lose?

447
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 1: I want someone will Yeah, we already know it's already

448
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 1: been decided. I just have to warn you that there's

449
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 1: peanuts in that one there, so if you know what's

450
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 1: your little there's penis in it. Not penis, sorry, gladness.

451
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 1: Just want to make sure case in the Booze Allergic,

452
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 1: they had a heads up on the blind taste test.

453
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 1: Settle down, We got it. There's peanuts. But this cannot

454
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 1: be your dish because we've already tasted the dish from you.

455
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:20,719
Speaker 1: Where is the dish? Someone faders something? Please? Okay, it's

456
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 1: going in your mouth right now. May day start being

457
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 1: in this. Hey America, I'm Zack, I'm Jack, and we

458
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 1: are here to tell you about up there. We fired

459
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 1: you guys two months ago. You man, we're gonna come

460
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 1: with this. It was an auxiliary podcast. Is a radio room?

461
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 1: Am I right wrong? It's a booth and these mics

462
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 1: are listening. That's something weird. Tina. Can you send in

463
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 1: the Zack and Jack? Please? Absolutely, how I'll send them

464
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:55,000
Speaker 1: right in. It's a great dress. Oh my gosh, thank you,

465
00:29:55,320 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 1: it's new and you're welcome to borrow it. Zack, Jackneah,

466
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 1: do you want me to leave no step? Wonderful witness,

467
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 1: Um Mr Brimble, thank you for having us listen. We

468
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 1: took you guys on early in your careers. We saw

469
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 1: a promise which was I think we we've we've paid

470
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 1: dividends though I think we've delivered. It's not important what

471
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 1: you think right now. Yeah, we wanted ultimately to build

472
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 1: a television show around you and hopefully bring you care,

473
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 1: but which we still can because your opinion needs to

474
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 1: settle down. When you're saying we are you concluding me

475
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 1: and that you know him? Wow? Here at the company.

476
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 1: Thank you. If that was overdue, I apologize. You know.

477
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 1: It's a new year, never too late. I've always felt

478
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:52,520
Speaker 1: as we fellas you know, Tina, right, Yes, yeah we

479
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:57,960
Speaker 1: met a few times. I'm the face behind the emails. Yeah,

480
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 1: I think I played golf with your fiancee. Well we

481
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 1: are no longer to get Thanks for bringing that up, Jack. Now,

482
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 1: in regards to your future, uh, Tina, you had questions

483
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 1: about whether or not they had one. I thought, um,

484
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 1: and this is just me and I don't want to

485
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 1: step out a line. But now that I know that

486
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 1: I'm included, thank you. I thought it was really bad

487
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 1: and it didn't make sense to me. So that's what

488
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 1: I said. I was like, this is bad. Why would

489
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 1: we do this? We understand the concerns, just that we're

490
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 1: high concept in your well you're not. I'm Zack Zack Jack.

491
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 1: For example, we read the treatment for the screenplay thank

492
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 1: you for reading that. We appreciate that. Well. I didn't

493
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 1: read it, but the fellow who did terrific did some

494
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 1: notes on it. If you wanted to comment on the treatment. Oh,

495
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 1: I just thought it was so bad and it didn't

496
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 1: make sense and it wasn't interesting. That was my first reaction,

497
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 1: and then when I revisited it, it was just, um,

498
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 1: it was such a strange waste of your time and

499
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:57,160
Speaker 1: then you know, subsequently our time. So maybe we could

500
00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:00,840
Speaker 1: take another pass. I think, I think the the we'll

501
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:05,720
Speaker 1: do another past, but the idea, because it's a bad idea. Okay,

502
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 1: we'll do another past. We'll do the past. We'll do

503
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 1: I'm I'm Jack. I've brought in your attorney, Keith, for

504
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 1: these particular proceedings. You know, we have a gentleman, we

505
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 1: have a contract and there's a couple of our Our

506
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 1: attorney is the company's attorney. Well, as it turns out

507
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 1: that was best for everyone. Well that's how can you

508
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 1: there's a morals clause? How can you don't worry? Guys?

509
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 1: I have your best interests in mine, Keith, you want

510
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,760
Speaker 1: to explain to moral to Zack and Jack, who clearly

511
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 1: don't understand it. Yeah, pretty straightforward. Party of the first part, etcetera, etcetera,

512
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 1: party the second part, etcetera, etcetera. Your wigs falling on terribly. Sorry,

513
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 1: I'm I'm trained as a barrister. So over here across

514
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 1: the pond for the first time, um, you know, pretty

515
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 1: pretty standard, just getting the UK and this is your

516
00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 1: first time in America. That's correct. What should I see?

517
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 1: You've already lost the accent and thank you for that.

518
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, you go there, It is there, It is there.

519
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 1: It is. Thank you for reminding me and keeping it real. Look, Zack,

520
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:16,560
Speaker 1: what is it? We are a brand, a national brand.

521
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 1: People know us. We have followers, have influences. Gina, let's

522
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 1: share the numbers, so the boys here we go, share

523
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 1: the numbers. Instagram, you are following seventeen people and you

524
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 1: have three followers, but important followed the left. Those appeared

525
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 1: to be Zack's personal account, Jack's personally and Barack Obama.

526
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 1: Note that is incorrect. Here it says Zack and Jack account.

527
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 1: And it looks like you had to rename your other accounts.

528
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 1: So this seems like account you got logged out of

529
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 1: at some point. Thank you. So I just want to

530
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 1: get you John Hancock on the old paper. I don't

531
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 1: think we're gonna sign anything. You know what, This one

532
00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 1: thing you can do in this industry, you can say, Well,

533
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,239
Speaker 1: Jack and Zack, it's good to see you back at

534
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 1: the restaurant. I thought you were following your dream. Ye

535
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 1: Are we just we like the outback? You really like

536
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:17,359
Speaker 1: working here? Huh? Yeah? What was all that about? Fuck

537
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:19,279
Speaker 1: you when you walked out of the last day of

538
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,440
Speaker 1: the job. Was that you Zack or was that you Jack?

539
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:26,359
Speaker 1: I think it was Jack Zack. M that's what I thought. Well,

540
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 1: we just happened to have some bus boy opening. You

541
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:34,440
Speaker 1: could also bust a table and that order there goes

542
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 1: to table seven D. Your nose is bleeding. Yeah, it's

543
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:44,360
Speaker 1: because I've been waiting a long time for this. Oh yeah,

544
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,600
Speaker 1: that's it gets me through the shifts. That's part of

545
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,440
Speaker 1: the restaurant. Excuse me. I ordered the sharp nachos and

546
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:53,360
Speaker 1: a bull penis and nobody has delivered it to my table.

547
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 1: Don't worry, the penises are coming right now. What Zack? Okay,

548
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,359
Speaker 1: we'll do that. And I want to say, even though

549
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:01,839
Speaker 1: we said fuck you on the way out, you give

550
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:05,880
Speaker 1: us our jobs. Bag more thankful. I am, but you've

551
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 1: got a problem. Man, you gotta coke problem. I keep

552
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:13,760
Speaker 1: this place busy, I keep this place moving. I'm a boss.

553
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 1: This is the only twenty four hour outback steakhouse in

554
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:20,720
Speaker 1: the country. It's slow at night, but the days are fast.

555
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 1: And I see that you've highlighted some of the menu

556
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:27,600
Speaker 1: items from the popular TV shows. That's very interesting because

557
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 1: you know we we worked on, we worked on I

558
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:34,359
Speaker 1: don't want you to mention your TV history again. You

559
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 1: are bus boys, hang your heads low? Okay, good? I

560
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 1: like you, defeed it. It's like a rare steak tay

561
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 1: Bo steakhouse. I'm Zack, I'm Jack, and we are not

562
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:54,960
Speaker 1: too proud to work hard. Okay, boys, I'm gonna ask

563
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,480
Speaker 1: you to take it again because it sounded really sad

564
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 1: and outpicks about an upbeat feeling in any podcast associated

565
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:02,880
Speaker 1: with the brand has to have that feeling. It's got

566
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 1: to be carefree, it's got to be delicious. Let's go again,

567
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 1: and we're rolling. I am take two. Hey, Hey world,

568
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 1: no no, no, no, Can I start it one time? Zach? Huh?

569
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:34,920
Speaker 1: Can I start a really nobody? Good kinds everybody? I

570
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,839
Speaker 1: think it's a fun idea. For Jack to start one.

571
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 1: You've been doing it a lot and it's never gone well.

572
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:46,760
Speaker 1: So let's give the microphone Jack and we're Robbly Polly

573
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:52,640
Speaker 1: and take three. Hi, I'm fun Wallabaloo, Wingo, dingo. We're

574
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 1: going to take it again. All right, let's do it

575
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 1: again here we got ready? Did we do? And take four? Hi?

576
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 1: I'm Jack and I'm Zack and we're here at outback

577
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:04,439
Speaker 1: Steakhouse to give you the best deals and the best

578
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:07,840
Speaker 1: information about what's going on. Now. You can't give deals,

579
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:10,839
Speaker 1: you know, authorized to give deals. Coop on riders give

580
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,879
Speaker 1: the deals. Okay, Sorry, we're gonna if someone could write

581
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 1: out what we're supposed to say. Very funny time we

582
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 1: come into these podcast things we got. We gotta make

583
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 1: up the information. Everything we make up, it's ruy. Tell

584
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:30,359
Speaker 1: us what to take it down to a gum tree here,

585
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 1: I think we can get back to the basics. Tomy mccangary,

586
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:39,280
Speaker 1: diamond Sport and type four. Hi, I'm Jack and I'm

587
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 1: really Do you want looks like it has just flail

588
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 1: it out? Do you want a big penis on your

589
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:56,759
Speaker 1: plated Jack? Get Jack, Zack gett in my office right now,

590
00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 1: we're just playing the meat looker. There's tocine all over

591
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 1: the death. I just was listening to random podcasts and

592
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 1: came across you too. Thank you subscribe. I booted. I booted,

593
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 1: and I do not like it. I don't approve it.

594
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 1: You boot it when you were listening to it? Yes,

595
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 1: I did. I was in my car, and I'll tell

596
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 1: you what. We don't want you representing the Outback Steakhouse

597
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:26,840
Speaker 1: talking about blooming onions, blazing out nasts. This is a

598
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 1: family restaurant. You're giving a bad name. Alright, fine, fine,

599
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,839
Speaker 1: we won't mention out Back steadcasts, but you can't keep

600
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:41,440
Speaker 1: us from from producing and making pirate podcast radio. Oh no,

601
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 1: nous me. I ordered some Koala poppers and I'm still

602
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 1: waiting on those. Okay, okay, Jack Zach no podcast, just

603
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 1: the order. Do not have a podcast out there with him? Man,

604
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:03,919
Speaker 1: it's coming soon, sir, Thank you, he's Jack. I don't

605
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 1: think we're gonna make it. What do you mean you're dying?

606
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 1: Maybe we're not good at this thing, man, are you

607
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 1: talking about? Look how many podcasts have been on, how

608
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:15,279
Speaker 1: many companies we worked for? What? We're not good enough?

609
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:20,360
Speaker 1: They're not good enough. We've never had a script. Everything

610
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:23,720
Speaker 1: that we've said has just been wrong because the system

611
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:26,880
Speaker 1: didn't want to hear it, but the people did. How

612
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 1: do we get on like big networks like, No, We're

613
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:31,520
Speaker 1: never gonna get on. I want to get on the

614
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:35,319
Speaker 1: house stuff works network. You know what I mean? Get

615
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:38,879
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio, Spotify. I'm not gonna fly. I'm sorry,

616
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 1: but you guys, you can't talk about I Heeart Radio

617
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 1: or Spotify. Okay, okay, what can we talk about? What

618
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 1: can we talk about? Just excuse me, miss? What are

619
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 1: you doing at the outback steakhouse? Are you producing one

620
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:56,239
Speaker 1: of these hogwashed podcasts? Why is your nose gutting? It's

621
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,799
Speaker 1: I picked my nose? Okay, I picked my nose. I'm

622
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 1: a grown adult. I can do it. You want. You

623
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 1: are encouraging these fools. In a second, do you fake

624
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 1: a coke? Abbit? Because you know, Jack, I'm not telling

625
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 1: anyone about my personal habits I keep in my back office,

626
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:17,319
Speaker 1: so you but you publicly publicly I picked my nose.

627
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 1: Do you go to jail for picking your nose? No,

628
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:21,840
Speaker 1: you go to jail for doing compagne. I don't do cocaine.

629
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 1: I picked my nose, Jack, You do really do cocaine

630
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:28,880
Speaker 1: every what do you admit I don't do cocaine and

631
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 1: they don't do podcasts. It seems like you really do

632
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:34,920
Speaker 1: pick your nose because of your finger blood. Yeah, well

633
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 1: sometimes you got to pick the cocaine out there, laies

634
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:41,279
Speaker 1: and gentlemen, if anybody's out there, this is Zack and Jack.

635
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:46,840
Speaker 1: We're coming to you from a dumpster, our own dumpster

636
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 1: where nobody can. This isn't your dumpsters, dumb sir, that's

637
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:57,319
Speaker 1: my property. And we already do with fucking podcast? What's

638
00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 1: your podcast? Stuff? Coming out of my butt? But yeah,

639
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 1: you guys are this new podcast called stuff? But of

640
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 1: course I have dude, what does it sound like? The

641
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 1: play one for me? All right? What is that? I

642
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:17,120
Speaker 1: don't know. You came out of my butt? Smells like

643
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:21,360
Speaker 1: but stuff? You should because he came out of there. Okay,

644
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 1: let's see what else you got? Is that incredible or what?

645
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,880
Speaker 1: Play another one for me? All right? This one's this

646
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 1: is their Christmas special. It's kind of controversial. Check it out.

647
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 1: It looks like a little baby Jesus. Yeah. Put it

648
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:38,840
Speaker 1: in new stocking. Okay, I'm like, I'm a stocking modest

649
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 1: stund the butt hole. What if I put stuff in

650
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:45,840
Speaker 1: my but what do you stuff? Merry Christmas? Baby? And

651
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:51,320
Speaker 1: that's where that new other podcast stuff in. But Mr Brimble,

652
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 1: Mr Brimble, Yes, have you heard the new podcast which one?

653
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 1: Stuff coming on my butt? Stuff? You put it inside you?

654
00:41:56,080 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 1: But keep talking. That's fantastic. It's all over the place.

655
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 1: That's the only radio show that's pumping the signal out

656
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 1: of a trash? Can can you believe that? Okay? How

657
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 1: many episodes have they done so far? What kind of

658
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:10,800
Speaker 1: library episodes their catalog goes? Can you get me a

659
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:12,879
Speaker 1: meeting with them? Well, they're not gonna leave the dumpster.

660
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 1: We gotta go to them, all right, let's do that. Okay,

661
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:18,239
Speaker 1: get out of my dumpster. Thanks for seeing us today.

662
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 1: It's not your dumpster. Yeah, alright, fine, this is a

663
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:27,279
Speaker 1: refined rapport quite correctly that we'd like to have on

664
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 1: the network. You're with Groogle, Sure that does. No, I

665
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:38,719
Speaker 1: can't disagree with you, but that that's sort of rep

666
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:41,960
Speaker 1: parte between the chemistry, if we will, between the two

667
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,600
Speaker 1: is what we're looking. It's not about us, about what's

668
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 1: coming out of here butt and what I'm putting in

669
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:49,920
Speaker 1: my butt. That's exactly right. We're not trying to entertain anyone.

670
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 1: We just want to document the stuff coming out of

671
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:58,800
Speaker 1: my butt, and that's happening. It's an auxiliary podcast, you

672
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 1: know what those are? I do. I just had one

673
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,720
Speaker 1: question if I could real quick the license plate episode,

674
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:05,840
Speaker 1: because I don't remember, and I wish I could. But

675
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:07,759
Speaker 1: did the license plate come out of your butt? Or

676
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,839
Speaker 1: did it go up into your after it comes out

677
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 1: of them? But how many more times we gotta run

678
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 1: that by you? Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Carnegie. Huh,

679
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 1: And for our final scene of the day. I'm a

680
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:34,759
Speaker 1: big fan of the Western motion pictures. One of my

681
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:39,480
Speaker 1: favorite scenes in every Western motion picture is when we

682
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 1: go inside the saloon and see the multitude of characters.

683
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:46,320
Speaker 1: They've all come to this town from parts unknown and

684
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 1: gather here to tell their stories and or just meet

685
00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 1: like minded folks. Occasionally one of them is not what

686
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 1: she or he appears to be. Yeah, well, I have

687
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:03,799
Speaker 1: a wrestling cattle around here about march, making sure they're

688
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 1: all fed and all that, and then once all that's done,

689
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:07,320
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm a yonder on down to the

690
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:10,800
Speaker 1: other side of the ranch, maybe get something on the inside.

691
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:14,279
Speaker 1: But it's all good now, and uh, well, if I

692
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:17,520
Speaker 1: can be honest with it, I I really did enjoy

693
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 1: it when it first happened. But I'm not one to

694
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:22,399
Speaker 1: speak on it. But you know, I help you. Oh yeah,

695
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:25,279
Speaker 1: I've been talking to yourself for a while there, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

696
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:29,279
Speaker 1: I happened. Sometimes. Can I get Can I get a whiskey? Well,

697
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:32,239
Speaker 1: that's all we have here is whiskey, So I'll do

698
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 1: one of those. Sure you want the you want the

699
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 1: whole bottle or bottle fund. You got a pretty bank

700
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 1: across the street where that it's the prettiest bank in

701
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 1: three states, is what they say, ain't that's number? I

702
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 1: wonder which three states it is. I've always been wondering

703
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:50,440
Speaker 1: which three states it was, but nobody will tell me,

704
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 1: not even the bankers, not even the guy that wrote that.

705
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 1: What's your name, darling dank Well, you're just the frettiest

706
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 1: thing I've seen in any state. Thank you. We're going

707
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 1: to fella get a good meal, and he well, I

708
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 1: only have whiskey here is in that right? But I

709
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:08,879
Speaker 1: guess at a restaurant you could probably get a good meal.

710
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:12,799
Speaker 1: That sounds good. Well, there there's a restaurant one town over, sir.

711
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,880
Speaker 1: But right here we only serve whiskey. And so how

712
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 1: do you nourish yourselves? Well, you know, mom makes a

713
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:25,760
Speaker 1: pretty good pot of beans. Where's that. Well, I'm referring

714
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:30,879
Speaker 1: to my own mother. Well, she's about five miles yonder

715
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 1: out of town. So you commute. I do commute. I

716
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 1: take my mule in every day. Oh I reckon, stranger,

717
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 1: if you want some nurish, man, I got a pocket

718
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:44,719
Speaker 1: full of beef jerky. Would you like? I would make

719
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:50,440
Speaker 1: that beef jery Tim Tom's pocket jerky is notorious around

720
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 1: these parts. So you're the one they called Tim to

721
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:57,480
Speaker 1: you can call me Tim. Well, yeah, we say, don't

722
00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:00,160
Speaker 1: eat that pocket jerky. It's the worst station jerk in

723
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 1: four states. Now focus outside. Okay, when we get in there,

724
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:06,799
Speaker 1: we got to sell these tonics the way we sell tonics. Understood, understood, Yeah,

725
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 1: I understood. Now, remember you're playing the fool. Okay, okay, okay,

726
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 1: but but but but in real life, I ain't a fool,

727
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 1: that's correct. He remember that? Why the beef jerky is

728
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 1: just a tough I say, I say, hello, hello, this

729
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:26,399
Speaker 1: quaint western town. How do you do? Hello, sir? Come

730
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 1: on in yourself comfortable. I will. Oh you look sick.

731
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 1: Do you need a piece of beef jerky? Well, I'm

732
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:39,680
Speaker 1: afraid what I have nothing can cure. I'm very, very sick.

733
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:44,319
Speaker 1: Get out. I don't know, I'm coughing and aching all over, dear,

734
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 1: an ailment that we all feel at times. Yes, well,

735
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 1: I just might have something that I might cure you

736
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 1: doubt it. Please try this Johnson's looks only three nine

737
00:46:57,320 --> 00:47:01,719
Speaker 1: where together? Which one of you playing the dummy? Uh?

738
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 1: What I think that one's playing? Well, your snake oil salesman.

739
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:12,240
Speaker 1: Aren't you No, not at all, just very sick. Exit exit,

740
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 1: Oh no, you're not going nowhere. You guys aren't going nowhere.

741
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 1: You want to hear your pitch? Hear it, and then

742
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:24,600
Speaker 1: we want to see you dance. All right, well the pitch. Well,

743
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:28,919
Speaker 1: i'm feeling better. Act. Should we just leave? Yes, let's

744
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:36,879
Speaker 1: no going anywhere. Okay, that's a revolver set. Okay, yes, yes,

745
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,799
Speaker 1: you can have two seats, y'all don't have to share

746
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 1: a seat. I don't mind y'all taking this bat. Surely

747
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 1: remove these gentlemen's hats. Please please don't. Okay, that's fake hair.

748
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 1: I'm bod we all know that we both have fake hair. Okay,

749
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 1: that's the same, and being certainly no crime or disrespect.

750
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 1: I don't suppose there's something in that fancy bag that

751
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 1: could cure boldness. That's a matter of fact. There is,

752
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:04,320
Speaker 1: I just haven't had the time to take it to

753
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:10,320
Speaker 1: um tonic hair. It is had tonic stimulant growth. So

754
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:15,400
Speaker 1: who would like to put this on the pubs? I mean,

755
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:19,960
Speaker 1: I reckon I have enough pube. Let's see, let's see

756
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 1: the bush son. I don't think it's appropriate for me

757
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:25,319
Speaker 1: to pull out my bush here where everyone says tim

758
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 1: to is the area's pubs, And okay, I'll bring it

759
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 1: down there. That's American. It asked where to God? That

760
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 1: whole thing is real? Tim To big old bushes. Keep

761
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:44,880
Speaker 1: your hand or get your hands away from it, not

762
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:47,279
Speaker 1: your hands away from Notice that always winching in pain?

763
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 1: Does somebody wearing American? But it wouldn't do win like that. Well, well,

764
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 1: now now you you find folks, we might not have

765
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 1: a tonic that cures everything, but we do have something

766
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:02,879
Speaker 1: that will cure. Yeah, that's just dance time number well,

767
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:06,880
Speaker 1: cure your your yourself doubt actually seems more like a

768
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 1: dummy when he's not in character. That's offensive and that

769
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:14,800
Speaker 1: hurts my feelings. Shuffed doubt, you say, that's right, what

770
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:17,799
Speaker 1: are you talking about? Well, do you ever feel less

771
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:22,600
Speaker 1: than or maybe then? Who you could be? Who God

772
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:24,839
Speaker 1: who wants you to be? I'm exactly who I seem

773
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:27,440
Speaker 1: to be. I am too. In the bank across the street, Well,

774
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:30,279
Speaker 1: that's the best bank, best looking bank, at least around

775
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 1: for three states. What does that do for you? It's

776
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 1: not to be associated with something like that. I guess

777
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 1: I'll say something. Sometimes I feel yourself doubt and sometimes

778
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:45,840
Speaker 1: way with the cows seem confident when you're talking to

779
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:49,279
Speaker 1: your sale. What are you doubting? Oh? I just doubt

780
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:54,320
Speaker 1: my purpose? M Sometimes I think maybe that you know,

781
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:56,080
Speaker 1: I'm not as smart as man, but I could have

782
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:58,759
Speaker 1: been a help in otherwise, sir, that is what I

783
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:02,759
Speaker 1: like to call a me ting belief. Let me give

784
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 1: you my name. My name is Clementine. We don't do

785
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 1: lemon tine. He's just whiskey. No, that's fine, that's fine.

786
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 1: Lemon tee, no, lemon tee. That's okay, okay, okay, okay.

787
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 1: Why don't you just suggest people pull their heads out

788
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:24,399
Speaker 1: of their ass. Yeah, why don't you well, I mean,

789
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:29,640
Speaker 1: in in a sense we are we are. It's um,

790
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 1: it's quite difficult. Can I have my hat and hair

791
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:37,360
Speaker 1: back please? Um? Your hair looks like Tim tells Bush.

792
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 1: All right, I've got a fork in there. Yes. Wait,

793
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 1: we we we we we we mean no harm. We

794
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 1: just came here to help. And if you don't need

795
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 1: our help, then I guess we'll be Let's see that

796
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:58,439
Speaker 1: dance first and we'll decide who gets to go play

797
00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 1: a little. I'm a little rusty, but there we go.

798
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:10,399
Speaker 1: Can I request chill hop? Chill hop? Okay? And it's

799
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:17,560
Speaker 1: that it ain't, honestly some of the best entertainment I've

800
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:19,440
Speaker 1: seen it this bom. How would you fellas like to

801
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:22,719
Speaker 1: work here? Thank you? I'm fine, thank you. Hold on

802
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:27,160
Speaker 1: a second. Is a job? Actual income? Do you have benefits?

803
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 1: It pays five dollars a month? Five month. That's not

804
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:33,839
Speaker 1: I'm come, that's clearly a fortune. It's eighteen sixty two

805
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:36,840
Speaker 1: boys five dollars a month. O my god, I like

806
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:41,800
Speaker 1: these guys are time travelers. What do you mean? Well,

807
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:45,320
Speaker 1: from the look of the way money is, it's inflating

808
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:48,120
Speaker 1: to be worth more and more they think five dollars

809
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:50,719
Speaker 1: isn't worth anything, but five to always did a lot

810
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 1: because of the mount idiots. Exactly. They must be from

811
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:56,920
Speaker 1: the future. That's where they get their tonics. You boys,

812
00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:02,560
Speaker 1: from the future? Which one? Which one? What future? Which

813
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:06,479
Speaker 1: future timeline are you from? Where did you come from? Okay?

814
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:09,960
Speaker 1: In need we are. Yes, we are time travelers, and

815
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:12,960
Speaker 1: we have tonics for you. And if you don't want them,

816
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:16,240
Speaker 1: if you don't want future technology, of course I want it. Please.

817
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 1: Well it's three. Yeah, it's a number that would make

818
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:24,759
Speaker 1: your head explode. What's your favorite number? Okay, Zack and Jack,

819
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:27,520
Speaker 1: I just need you to get in the time machine. Okay,

820
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:31,440
Speaker 1: We're not where we're sending you to because I'm just

821
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 1: so happy to be part of this. So somebody part

822
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:39,200
Speaker 1: of SpaceX. Bald? When did you bald up? Can't we

823
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:42,759
Speaker 1: can't look at bald people on a podcast. We're gonna

824
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:47,839
Speaker 1: need there looks. I can see things on podcast. Let's

825
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Speaker 1: get some head markings on it. Just can't be holding Jack.

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Speaker 1: Maybe this is our last shot, man, Zack. If it is,

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Speaker 1: let's make it shoot. Let's make it shoot. That's what

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Speaker 1: you always say. Alright, send you back da eighteen sixty two. Okay,

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Speaker 1: strap on, Hey, Hey, Hey, I'm Jack. He's I'm Jack,

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm Jack. Anything you'd like to tell your

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Speaker 1: family before you get come to me? Suck ass Jack,

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Speaker 1: thank you, I finally made it. No good Zack uplifting

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Speaker 1: If anywhere brought that to earlier podcast, that positivity, we

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Speaker 1: might not be where we are absolutely on my phone

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Speaker 1: from my Yeah, okay, we're rolling. There's only one take

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Speaker 1: on this and could you won them on them? Won't

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Speaker 1: one them? I'm Jack, I'm Zack smash and we're here

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Speaker 1: in the past eighteen six two. We're all a little

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Speaker 1: under the weather. Some travel takes doesn't number in your

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Speaker 1: sister from I gott par from two podcast. All right,

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Speaker 1: I think we have a plan. We're gonna walk into

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Speaker 1: the nearest town some him this just piss water and

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Speaker 1: then get the back almost almost but I'm just tatchy.

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Speaker 1: Also never another change without tatchoo. Alright, but don't leave us.

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Speaker 1: I'll find he left. She put that thing left us.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're just like you're hey, was this

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Speaker 1: worth it? This is our ticket? And okay, how do

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Speaker 1: you want to be working? Do you want to be

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Speaker 1: working at outback, stake your life. I remember, I remember

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Speaker 1: the day I packed my bags, left Detroit and headed

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Speaker 1: straight to Los Angeles. Man, I had a plan in mind.

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Speaker 1: I was going to be a comedy writer. We're so fun,

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Speaker 1: We're so fun boy. Hey, we're here to sell you things.

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Speaker 1: There's a whiskey you went down the street that I'll

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Speaker 1: be it yesterday if you want to come to yesterday. Okay, okay, Well, hey,

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Speaker 1: they're strangers, come on in. Oh you just threw up

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Speaker 1: all over my bob. The strangest feeling. I met you

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Speaker 1: two before. I don't know you, not us, We're just

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Speaker 1: two people. Where are you from? Just time traveling your time?

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Speaker 1: Santa Monica? Monica heard of that? Can I offer you

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Speaker 1: some whiskey or a blooming onion? What poker game if

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Speaker 1: you'd like? Oh my god, are one of those. In

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Speaker 1: a couple of minutes, the streams are cliding. Dude, anybody

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Speaker 1: wants to jerky? He pulls it out of his bet.

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Speaker 1: What is happening? Oh no, us being here is affecting time.

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Speaker 1: All these dishes have been featured on a Hie Cocoas

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Speaker 1: We're started podcast. That guy's nose is bleeding. It's from

868
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Speaker 1: all the beef jerky, I call it beef jerky. Let's

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Speaker 1: bushes together, help yourself to some food from this Jimmy buffet.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Jack, Jack, welcome back, and if you

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Speaker 1: could just tell us about your journey to eighteen sixty two.

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Speaker 1: It says here in my notes, what the hell is

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Speaker 1: that about us? Come in? We don't feel it's just

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Speaker 1: part of the bit. I've been to hell and back. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I've been through hell and back with Jack. I'm Zack.

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00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:56,640
Speaker 1: All right, I'm Jack and you're a jam blooming right. Okay, folks,

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Speaker 1: we're going to be right back with Zack and Jack

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Speaker 1: on Pee Paul Podcast after this word from Charlotte for

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Speaker 1: Pee Paul. Okay, guys, you can't record in here, all right?

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Speaker 1: Am I going to get to do my ada? Please

881
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Speaker 1: go ahead? Candy, he said, I got one word. That

882
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:28,520
Speaker 1: was it. Candy, Zack Jack were to be live again

883
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Speaker 1: from here from the restroom at the coffee and t

884
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Speaker 1: this was worth it. So when we come back, if

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Speaker 1: you just a little bit more, just Jack, look at me.

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Speaker 1: We got one more in us more episode, Buddy. We're

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Speaker 1: back in Zack a Jack and they've traveled back in time.

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Speaker 1: Tell us about some of your journeys. I was, and gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: I'm Zack. I'm Zack, and boy do we have some

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Speaker 1: tales to tell. We went back in time and tasted

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Speaker 1: some of the craziest cuisine you've ever heard of, like

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Speaker 1: something on Top Chef, something something on the big big

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Speaker 1: stage of of dinners, drive ins, and dives. You would be.

894
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Speaker 1: You wouldn't believe. Hey, you all know the bathroom code? Yes,

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Speaker 1: zero zero to six s? Got it? Repeat it to

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Speaker 1: us zero zero two six three. I gotta pull something

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Speaker 1: down in my ass wait for me. You getting you too? Baby?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're back. We're back with that.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to meta time. We just fold in on

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Speaker 1: ourselves until we get there. Oh that's another episode of

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Speaker 1: alchemy This, ladies and Jews. Let's thank our alchemists, no

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Speaker 1: particular James Heeney, thank you so much. What have you

903
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Speaker 1: got for us? I'd love people to check out. I'm

904
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Speaker 1: about we just leave it it. I love thank you.

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Speaker 1: No sorry, you were saying, h well the real James

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Speaker 1: Keeney on YouTube. Sure why not? I don't see anybody's

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Speaker 1: play venete. What a new exciting shows are coming up

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Speaker 1: at the doynasty typewriter, What a year you have for

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Speaker 1: we have a great year. I can't tell you a

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Speaker 1: lot of things, right, but I can say on the

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Speaker 1: website or Dynasty Typewriter Instagram, which is nice typewriter, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna be announcing three big residents. Really some of the

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Speaker 1: best shows in two thousands eighteen. So I can't wait

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Speaker 1: to see what happened in the night. Speaking of I

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Speaker 1: can't wait, Joey Ger, we'll shut up. We got bearst

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Speaker 1: fly everyone's every second fourth Wednesday, now tonight night. I

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Speaker 1: don't think they will. Uh, we don't know what night

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Speaker 1: that people listen like it comes out on a Thursday.

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Speaker 1: But I know we got a show tonight. Yeah, that's true. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And then we're gonna be where do we find out

921
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Speaker 1: about more shows? Embarrasson Westside Comedy Theater dot com or

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Speaker 1: any of our instagrams. James Rice, which is uh was

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Speaker 1: it the real James Heeney? And then I met Jeffy

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Speaker 1: Greeber and was so generous of a lot of your time. Well, well,

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Speaker 1: it's serving their six it's serving me and they We're

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Speaker 1: gonna be at Sketch Beest Verry San Francisco, Francisco the

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Speaker 1: January nineteenth and uh point two shows. Ye way to

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Speaker 1: bring that? You mean the past? How did that go?

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Speaker 1: By the way, it's so good. We actually got asked

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Speaker 1: back and we declined because yeah, yeah, because we just

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Speaker 1: want to sweat it out. We really want to stretch it. Sure, ye,

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Speaker 1: no better way than to say no. At Kaikowski on

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Speaker 1: Twitter ce A c k O W s k I

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Speaker 1: or at Craigslist pea cast to follow the Craigslist podcast

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Speaker 1: in which I make my wife watch my one favorite movies.

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Speaker 1: And it was number thirty seven, number thirty seven. That

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Speaker 1: sounds like Henry the Fifth. That's what I have you

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Speaker 1: You've got the list, right, uh Christopher? Yeah? Yeah? What

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Speaker 1: do you go at? Chris Everado, I just you know,

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Speaker 1: I was thinking if people are listening in the l

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Speaker 1: A area, maybe they're thinking about taking the improv class

942
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Speaker 1: and taking inpron classes. Before a lot of us here

943
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Speaker 1: at this table teach at the West Side Comedy Theater,

944
01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:16,520
Speaker 1: we all perform there. There are more shows than bear supply,

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Speaker 1: believe it or not. I mean there's one called Pretty

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Speaker 1: Pretty Pony. I love. There's a hey Day, but it's

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Speaker 1: not tuxedo, but mainly I guess it's mainly bear supply,

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Speaker 1: but really mainly Joey. Uh, you know Joey and this guy?

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Speaker 1: Did you forget? I wanted to do one of the

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Speaker 1: mean names. Kevin's giving. The West Side has tons of

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Speaker 1: classes and a lot of us here teach. That's very

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Speaker 1: helpful actually, because people do want to figure out how

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Speaker 1: to bust into the insanity. Uh, And so check out

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Speaker 1: Westside Comedy dot com. Time, let's thank Doug Bay in

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Speaker 1: the boot Man really on sound and music, and thank you,

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Speaker 1: of course to our producer Sophie Lichtor and bless yourself

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Speaker 1: looking at us. Oh, she's got the sweetest thing ever

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Speaker 1: and the most talented and uh clearly overqualified and underpaid.

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Speaker 1: So let's work on that. Tell everyone you've ever met

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Speaker 1: to give us a listen, subscribe, and to write a

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Speaker 1: if won't you so we can use some of you

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Speaker 1: are scene suggestions. Your name here at alchemy this dot com.

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Speaker 1: It's your name here at alchemy this dot com. Uh

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Speaker 1: and thanks to all the fine folks at our Heart

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Speaker 1: Radio for the auspices of this show. Until next time, anybody, everybody,

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Speaker 1: everybody alchemy, this