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Speaker 1: I was fed up.

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Speaker 2: So when an obese guy sat next to me on

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Speaker 2: a plane, I made him pay for the fat that's

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Speaker 2: spilled onto my seat.

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Speaker 1: And here's how I did it.

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Speaker 2: I mean that the question is, how is that even calculated?

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Speaker 2: Do you go price per pound?

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Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, it's like you put a little scale

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Speaker 1: on on this area? How much? How much? How much

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Speaker 1: like a little little little fat cells are on this guy.

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Speaker 2: Like a little like a little stand for like like

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Speaker 2: a little like like like elf creature, like just like

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Speaker 2: a little thing is.

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Speaker 1: You could you could charge per square inch that's covered.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you know, there's many ways you can slice

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Speaker 2: and dice this big situation.

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Speaker 1: Big situation. All right, let's see. So this month I

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Speaker 1: was flying across the country on a long five hour

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Speaker 1: flights which I had booked and had seats selected for

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Speaker 1: five are saying that long not too bad. I specifically

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Speaker 1: chose an aisle seat in a row of two, so

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Speaker 1: no middle seat, just the aisle and the window. Smart wow,

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Speaker 1: a very very oh beast man boards and I can

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Speaker 1: tell instantly he's going to have a tough time fitting

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Speaker 1: in any of the seats. I have a tough time

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Speaker 1: fitting these airplane seats. I can I can imagine. If

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Speaker 1: you're you're you're on the heiftier side, it can be tricky. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I had a friend that was like seven foot and

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Speaker 1: he literally is like he like the flight attendants move

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Speaker 1: him up to first class often because his like his

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Speaker 1: little his knees literally can't fit. Wow, maybe that's the hack.

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Speaker 1: Get a seven feet get the height surgery. A travel

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Speaker 1: hacks do that height surgery is crazy? Gives me the wheelies.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you don't. You don't want to get an extra

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Speaker 1: three inches?

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Speaker 3: Cool?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, I assume maybe he bought two. Hence

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Speaker 1: why he's even attempting to board. I'm mentally crossing my fingers.

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Speaker 1: I'm just hoping he's not next to me. Oh boy.

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Speaker 1: But but sure enough, sure enough, he ends up pointing

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Speaker 1: to the window seat next to me to let him in.

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Speaker 1: This is how it goes. I get up and let

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Speaker 1: him in, politely, wanting to at least give the managh wow,

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Speaker 1: so gracious if you get sir, My god, I hope

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Speaker 1: he's looking at this like a kindergartener trying to put

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Speaker 1: like a square in the circle hole.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, at least wanted to give him the opportunity.

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Speaker 1: To sit into this side. Maybe if he sucks in

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Speaker 1: a little bit, what a saint is? All right? Well,

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Speaker 1: he sits down and is easily seeping into one third

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Speaker 1: of my seats. I sit down and impressed up against him,

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Speaker 1: making me uncomfortable. After a minute, I decided to be

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Speaker 1: upfront and tell him, sir, I'm sorry, this situation is

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Speaker 1: not working for me. You're taking up quite a bit

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Speaker 1: of my seat. God, oh god, I mean man to

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Speaker 1: fight a third of my seat? That's like, come over here, done,

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Speaker 1: come here, come, come sit try it comes sit right here?

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Speaker 1: All right? This what here? Let's see what a third

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Speaker 1: of my seat is? Right? This is like that's a

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Speaker 1: lot that's John's not John's not even on it, like

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Speaker 1: ro And I'm like a skinny dude too, ro Yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm and and that's all the

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Speaker 1: way up to you. You gotta go. You gotta scoop back,

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Speaker 1: you gotta scoop back. Yeah, here you go get in bro.

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Speaker 1: Oh dude, it would be like this, It would be

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Speaker 1: like this per five hours. Are you kidding me? Hurt

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Speaker 1: my cheeks? Yeah? Dude? Oh man, okay, So like dude, yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is like a no win situation. I wonder what

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Speaker 1: the flight attendants, you're between a rock and a big guy.

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Speaker 1: He wasn't rude, but sort of gave me a shrug

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Speaker 1: as if there's nothing he can do, which, to be fair,

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Speaker 1: like kind of what cane you do? Bro like about

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Speaker 1: my seat two seats, Although he did sort of tighten

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Speaker 1: his arms in a try to be narrower, it just

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Speaker 1: wasn't enough though he was still overhanging the arm rest

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Speaker 1: by about a fourth into my seat even when squeezing

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Speaker 1: I think it's like it's like it's kind of like

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because he like he can't like yeah, go all

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Speaker 1: I ended up stopping the flight attendant and ask her

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Speaker 1: what could be done about the situation? What you would say, like,

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Speaker 1: as you can see, this gentleman is rather lost, and

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Speaker 1: my seat is is rather encroached upon. His bulbous proportions.

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Speaker 2: Are encroaching about my enjimement of Nissia flight.

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Speaker 1: Unlike the flight attendants like I don't know, Jenny Craig,

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Speaker 1: like I don't know what to do and one and two.

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Speaker 1: It's like, I have a great workout plan. Yeah he

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Speaker 1: Come on, really, I said that one up. He walked again.

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Speaker 1: You freaking uh knocked it out of the park. She

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Speaker 1: instantly tells him that he is likely going to need

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Speaker 1: probably like the the the general practice, right, the protocol.

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Speaker 2: I'm surprised there haven't been like, uh, big headlines or

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Speaker 2: anything on that, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I imagine there were huge headlines, massive obese

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Speaker 1: Oh we are, we are. I mean, but this guy,

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Speaker 1: this guy is probably like seven hundred pounds like this

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Speaker 1: guy's it's probably a big dude. It sounds like a

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Speaker 1: big boy. I mean, he's going one fourth into your seat,

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Speaker 2: exactly exactly.

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Speaker 1: She goes to the front and comes back saying, there

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Speaker 1: aren't any open seats on this flight, so there wasn't

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Speaker 1: a way to move people so we could have two.

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Speaker 1: This causes a very awkward silence. Fuck, well, I wouldn't.

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Speaker 1: I think it's a dick. I think it's fine to

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Speaker 1: ask if there's some situation. Dick moved to kick the

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Speaker 1: dude off the plane. Is that where we're heading? Let's see.

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Speaker 1: Oh god. The guy seemed embarrassed and didn't want to

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Speaker 1: get up. He mentioned how he can't wait for a

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Speaker 1: later flight. I felt bad for him, but I was

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Speaker 1: also thinking about my own comfort on the long flight,

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Speaker 1: the comfort I paid for. The flight attendant tells him

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Speaker 1: that unless someone on the flight agrees to let him

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Speaker 1: take a part of their seat, he'll need the book

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Speaker 1: another flight. The guy seems really flustered by this ultimatum.

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Speaker 1: And here's where I made my offer.

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Speaker 2: Oh shark tank on the plane.

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Speaker 1: I told the guy, look, I'll put up with this

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Speaker 1: if you give me one hundred and fifty bucks. That's

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Speaker 1: half the cost of this flight, and that would compensate

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Speaker 1: me enough for the circumstance.

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Speaker 2: My guy is literally like a off for you for

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Speaker 2: thirty percent of your body mass index.

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Speaker 1: Deal or no deal. You're a tough shark there. It

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Speaker 1: Let's get back to the show. He instantly agrees, pulls

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Speaker 1: out cash, and pays me. He even told me he

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Speaker 1: appreciated it. While the people sitting behind me, who keep

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Speaker 1: in mind, didn't volunteer to sit by him, we're making

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Speaker 1: under their breath comments about me being an asshole for

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Speaker 1: doing that. I just ignored them and put that cash

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Speaker 1: right in my wallet. I think that's honestly the best outcome.

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Speaker 1: That is absolutely the best way that this could have

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Speaker 1: en Yeah. I think from my perspective, I gave the

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Speaker 1: was compensated for literally having only seventy five percent of

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Speaker 1: body pressed against you involuntarily. Oh man, A win win.

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Speaker 1: He wasn't angry at all. If anything, he seemed quite

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Speaker 1: relieved we could work it out privately. After the flight,

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Speaker 1: the couple behind me glared at me, but I ignored them.

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Speaker 1: This leads me to beg the question, am I the

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Speaker 1: a hole? Wait? We got one on our hands today. OK.

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Speaker 1: I know we made a bunch of jokes. All love,

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Speaker 1: all love. Indeed, we're just saying like, hey, it would

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Speaker 1: it wouldn't be uncomfortable to sit and have like a

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Speaker 1: unless you were attracted him, Like, I don't know if

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Speaker 1: you want your body. You know you're his warm, sweaty body.

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Speaker 1: But I want to have a big old yorg on

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Speaker 1: my elbows. Baby. But yeah, I mean, it's definitely an

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Speaker 1: uncomfortable situation. I want to know what y'all would do

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Speaker 1: in this situation. Would you have done what Op did

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Speaker 1: and shark tank it or would you just have like

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Speaker 1: Nothing at all? Let me know what you would have done. John,

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Speaker 1: You're in a plane, yep, five hour fight. Look probably

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Speaker 1: let's say you're going back to Florida. Going back to Florida,

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Speaker 1: all right, twenty five percent of your seat is taken gone,

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Speaker 1: and you got some some warm sweatiness pressed up against you. Hm,

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Speaker 1: what are you doing?

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to lie. I would probably just sit

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Speaker 2: there and deal with it. So what I will say

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Speaker 2: is I am glad that it worked out, you know

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Speaker 2: what I mean?

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Speaker 1: And that like the.

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Speaker 2: Guy seemingly was down for the solution, you know, paid

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Speaker 2: him whatever. Cool, it looks like they worked it out

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Speaker 2: between the two of them. You just don't win making

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Speaker 2: the offer. You just it's just like something about it.

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Speaker 2: It just does don't quite like feel all the way

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Speaker 2: right now it is.

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Speaker 1: It's not oh P's fault that you know all that

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Speaker 1: it happened. I would for a five hour flight, I

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Speaker 1: probably wouldn't say anything. Yeah, if I'm going on like

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Speaker 1: a sixteen hour flight to Australia, yeah, I might be like, yo, yeah,

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Speaker 1: what can we do here? Yeah? What like because that

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Speaker 1: that I mean, would you do it on a sixteen

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Speaker 1: hour flight? I don't think I would do sixteen hours? Yeah, Well,

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Speaker 1: so what is the what's the what's the cutof everyone?

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Speaker 1: Let me know the cfs my god obest plane partner.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, I would say, like, once we're encroaching like seventy

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Speaker 2: Please tell us see you soon. My boyfriend proposed at

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Speaker 1: Am I the a hole? We go blind for content

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Speaker 2: That's right, so you can see this incredible content. We

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's hit it. So my girlfriend broke up with

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Speaker 2: I actually feel like, I mean, I think either way

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Speaker 1: You know, it's nice. All right, Let's like, let's say

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Speaker 1: That's I never even considered that. I think I think

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Speaker 1: that's what.

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Speaker 2: You call passive income. Yeah, exactly, passive passive booty, passive booty.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna create a seminar on that.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to do some PB and jave, you know,

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Speaker 2: talk about some passive booty and jump jam Jamon.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a passive.

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Speaker 2: What's the difference between Jelly and jo? Can't chilly this

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I I messaged her and she replied, She

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Speaker 2: Session, dude, there we go. So now she's going to

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Speaker 1: I don't think she's definitely gonna gonna that would be funny,

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Speaker 2: We did have someone shooting their shot at you on

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Speaker 2: our most recent she literally commented, Sam, this comment is

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Speaker 1: Sam. I'm single and I'm ready to right.

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Speaker 2: So everyone who wants to shoot their shot comment below,

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Speaker 1: Shoot your shot. I I want I want the cheesiest

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Speaker 1: pickup lines. Yes, I only accept cheese, much like this

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Speaker 1: double double from In and Out. Much like this double

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Speaker 2: I want the pickup lines like do you like uh,

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Speaker 2: what was it? Do you like tapes?

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Speaker 1: Wait? Cold on, let me get it right. I'm getting

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Speaker 1: All right. Do you like tapes and CDs? Uh?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Sometimes?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you do sometimes because then I'll tape tape my

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Speaker 1: I fucked it up, but I just saw it.

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Speaker 2: It was a tender conversation and the girl did want

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Speaker 1: And do you like tape end CDs? Hers was different.

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Speaker 2: I can't remember hers, but he responded like, okay, haha,

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Speaker 2: And she's like, well, no, I'm not sixty. And he

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Speaker 1: You know, if it works, it works. If it works,

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Speaker 1: like like like you know, like like like you know,

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Speaker 1: like like like the the most egregious cat calling maneuver ever.

434
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Speaker 1: And we're literally like, bro, you can't do it, Like

435
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Speaker 1: you can't do that. Wait where you where you want to?

436
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:14,600
Speaker 1: In the car, I was in the car with this

437
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:17,920
Speaker 1: guy I see and he's he honks at this girl,

438
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:21,280
Speaker 1: oh to get her attention, And I'm like, you cannot

439
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:24,679
Speaker 1: do that. Yeah, you cannot. I guess I don't know.

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00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:28,160
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's just like disrespectful, right Oh no, no, no, yeah,

441
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Speaker 1: that's that's not again.

442
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Speaker 2: I think like if you and there's there's definitely a

443
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Speaker 2: great area.

444
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:33,520
Speaker 1: But if I think you.

445
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Speaker 2: Go up and you're like, I'm just going to start

446
00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:38,040
Speaker 2: off with some fun, funny thing. If she's not interested,

447
00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:40,600
Speaker 2: then you can kind of tell just just walk away.

448
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:44,480
Speaker 2: The honk Congress too harsh, is rude, the conk is rude.

449
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:45,760
Speaker 2: Honk honk is too much.

450
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and like what yeah, it was just and I

451
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Speaker 1: was just like I covered my face. I'm like I

452
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Speaker 1: don't want to be We all like kind of like cringe,

453
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Speaker 1: like like, oh my god, where not We.

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Speaker 2: Can't tell you one quick quip and then we'll we'll

455
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Speaker 2: get to the story. I was in North Hollywood with

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Speaker 2: my girlfriend and my best friend Matt, and we're driving

457
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Speaker 2: and all of a sudden, my friend Matt literally just

458
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Speaker 2: I mean starts shrieking. I mean I think like his

459
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:17,320
Speaker 2: he like stabbed his leg and he's bleeding out like

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Speaker 2: he is shrieking nonstthe.

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Speaker 1: And then he's like turn around, turn around. I'm like,

462
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Speaker 1: oh my god, what's going on?

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Speaker 2: And then so we turn around and I'm asking him, like, bro,

464
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Speaker 2: what's going on? What is happening? Turns out at like

465
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Speaker 2: the there was like an intersection that were going this way.

466
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,800
Speaker 2: A girl like just pulls her top off no bra

467
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:43,359
Speaker 2: on the street for fun. Who knows what her motive was,

468
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:48,280
Speaker 2: We don't, Yeah, And he was literally just shrieking, and

469
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:49,640
Speaker 2: I was like, what's wrong, bro?

470
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Speaker 1: Like what are you okay? Are you are you? Like?

471
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Speaker 1: He's like cards, so did take that kid dead to Europe?

472
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:03,440
Speaker 1: And he's gonna oh he would he lose his mind?

473
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:06,639
Speaker 1: He would literally crazy. He would lose because of Europe.

474
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:11,920
Speaker 1: Everyone's everyone's topless. You know, it's only American puritanical botanicals.

475
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 2: They're covering our genitalias, sweet our sweet gardens of Eden genitals.

476
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:20,879
Speaker 1: What are you doing? What are you doing? Make it

477
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Speaker 1: through the streets.

478
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:25,040
Speaker 2: My boyfriend proposed at my sister's wedding. I dumped him

479
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Speaker 2: and apologized with fifteen thousand dollars.

480
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Speaker 1: But now she wants to ruin my wedding. Am I

481
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Speaker 1: The a hole is like fifteen thousand dollars, like the

482
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Speaker 1: douchebag tax, Like, if you ruin someone's wedding, you gotta

483
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Speaker 1: pay fifteen K.

484
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,960
Speaker 2: I think it is. I think why didn't she pay

485
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Speaker 2: thirty K? That's the real question?

486
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Speaker 1: True? True? Like why why is it set of fifteen k? Coon?

487
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:47,080
Speaker 1: Why don't you just empty your life savings as an apology?

488
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:50,280
Speaker 1: I think you should. You actually deeply offended that you should.

489
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:54,199
Speaker 1: You should not only empty your bank account, but empty

490
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Speaker 1: up your body and donate blood on the black market

491
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Speaker 1: until you can really Yeah, yeah, dude, the human body

492
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:04,320
Speaker 1: is worth like two million dollars. So if you guys

493
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Speaker 1: think you're worthless, you're not two million dollars At least

494
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:12,119
Speaker 1: you sold all your organs. It's always not that you

495
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 1: would live to enjoy the money. But you know, no,

496
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,479
Speaker 1: but you know you could, like it would be in

497
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Speaker 1: the ether. Yeah, trust like you that is that is

498
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:23,679
Speaker 1: what your word thing. You're worth your walking bank. Actually,

499
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Speaker 1: like I think that the US military calculated the worth

500
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Speaker 1: of a human life really yeah, according to the military,

501
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Speaker 1: I think it was like it was something like like

502
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Speaker 1: like ten million dollars something. It was like it was

503
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Speaker 1: like a good amount. I like that.

504
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Speaker 2: It's better than like like calculating them by like a

505
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Speaker 2: minimum wage.

506
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Speaker 1: Well no, but it's like like like because it's like

507
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Speaker 1: the worth of the whole life, right right, right, So

508
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,240
Speaker 1: like if you kill them now, you'd be eliminating like

509
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Speaker 1: ten million dollars worth of assets. Interesting to the military.

510
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Speaker 1: People use that to sue people. I don't you know,

511
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Speaker 1: that's a good point. I don't think. So let's let's

512
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Speaker 1: murder someone and see if they do it.

513
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Speaker 5: Me.

514
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 2: I'm not setting anyone up. This is a public podcast,

515
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 2: all right. Me twenty eight and my sister thirty two

516
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:12,560
Speaker 2: have never really gotten along well. My parents were divorced

517
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:15,520
Speaker 2: and so we never really spent much time together during

518
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 2: our childhood. That's kind of sad.

519
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,960
Speaker 1: Sad way to open up the conversation. That's right, Come on,

520
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 1: can you start with a joke at least? Yeah?

521
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 2: Can you just like make your life happy for us?

522
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:28,119
Speaker 2: Yeah reading this story? Just lie to us. Just just

523
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:29,400
Speaker 2: change your life story.

524
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Speaker 1: Please have some Disney Disney tale fairy beginning. There we go.

525
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Speaker 1: They always talk about the fairy tale endings, but what

526
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 1: about the fairy tale the beginnings? Well, actually, low key,

527
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 1: this is probably a fairy tale beginning. Like the fairy

528
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Speaker 1: tale beginning.

529
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Speaker 2: To the end.

530
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Speaker 1: I am literally a slave to my stepmother.

531
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Speaker 2: Yeah, literally, this is going to be way better than

532
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,080
Speaker 2: whatever's at the end of the storm.

533
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Speaker 1: Like I I'm like surrounded by seven nangry dwarves and

534
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Speaker 1: I am in a coma. You know, it would be fun.

535
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Speaker 2: It's still beginning, suck bro, it would be fun to

536
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:03,600
Speaker 2: take the Disney stories and give give them a title

537
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:06,920
Speaker 2: like we do. Yeah, you know, seven seven angry men

538
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,920
Speaker 2: surround me a defenseless woman.

539
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:15,119
Speaker 1: What do I do? Seven seven dwarf gang bang?

540
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 2: And one of them is really angry and once revenge?

541
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 1: Am I the a hole for missing my seven dwarf

542
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:27,359
Speaker 1: gang bang? Because I overslept.

543
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 2: One day. Guys, they're more content to give to you.

544
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: See, this is this is our this is our book.

545
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:39,040
Speaker 2: This is our book book, this is our This is

546
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:46,120
Speaker 2: the okop version of children's story tales exactly Reddit reddits twisted.

547
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 1: Fair tale endings. The book, yes by okay, I like

548
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 1: the book. In case it wasn't clear.

549
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:02,639
Speaker 2: The book, This isn't the movie, this isn't the podcast.

550
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:06,640
Speaker 1: Is the Book of the Summer?

551
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 4: What happens when seven dwarves are sweaty and restless in

552
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Speaker 4: a in a tree cabin and a defenseless little princess

553
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 4: wanders into their domain.

554
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 5: Find out this summer it's gonna get wet, wild and snowy,

555
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:36,680
Speaker 5: snow white dropping theaters. The book, the movie, the book,

556
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Speaker 5: the movie, Oh that would be a good movie titled

557
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Speaker 5: the book the book the movie.

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00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 1: That'll be our movie.

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00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 2: That's our book in the book the movie movie covers

560
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 2: both bases. The book, the movie, would the would the

561
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Speaker 2: book be called the book the movie and the movie

562
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 2: be called the book the movie? The movie is the book?

563
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,480
Speaker 2: The movie an adaptation from the book.

564
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Speaker 1: The book based on two stories from the book. The

565
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 1: book you know like what they make like a you

566
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Speaker 1: know when they make like a movie about the movie.

567
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 2: Yes, then that's gonna be, uh, the documentary the movie

568
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 2: the book based on the book.

569
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Speaker 1: The book.

570
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 2: By the way, I literally am about to have to

571
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Speaker 2: start my recording over again, which means you're probably gonna

572
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Speaker 2: have to start you're recording.

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Speaker 1: In a little bit. We got like gay minutes. All right,

574
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 1: let's do it gay minutes. Sentence number three. This always happens. Yeah,

575
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 1: this always happens with the first one. Guys, is normal?

576
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 1: Better you guys, better appreciate this.

577
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 2: You know, this is how we this is how we

578
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 2: warm up to give you the best content possible.

579
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

580
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 2: Now, once we got in our early twenties, that changed

581
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 2: and we actually got pretty close.

582
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 1: Oh that's good.

583
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:52,600
Speaker 2: Both of us were both of us were in serious relationships,

584
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 2: and we would always talk about our dream weddings.

585
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 1: That's so cute, the fairy tale ending, what's your dream wedding?

586
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 1: My dream wedding.

587
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 2: It would be sick for it to be like some

588
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 2: random place, ah John's dream wedding. I would like it

589
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 2: to be a random place the movie to play, I

590
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 2: don't know, like somewhere like just like a Garden of

591
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 2: Eden type. I love how it's like a random place

592
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 2: and now it's like Garden of Eden.

593
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a random place.

594
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 2: I think like like like maybe like a really nice

595
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 2: waterfall or something. I've actually never thought about it, which

596
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 2: is hilarious.

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Speaker 1: I mean I'm sure that you could. You could make any,

598
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 1: like you know, if you're rich enough, you can make anything,

599
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 1: exactly a destination wedding with the most friends. So waterfall,

600
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 1: Yeah in the background are you Are you married behind

601
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 1: the waterfall or in front of the waterfall, Like there's

602
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 1: like a cave behind the water I.

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00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 2: Mean, if that's an I never even considered that as

604
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 2: an option.

605
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 1: But if it is, you haven't heard about cave weddings?

606
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 1: What is it? Uh? What's that word? Not arousal? Is

607
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 1: this arousing? You know? It's the word eloped, eloped, splunking

608
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 1: and eloping. That's the name of hoping sloping.

609
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 2: That's where you splunk and well everyone would have to

610
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 2: like be suspended in a gypan.

611
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 1: Eloping. Eloping is when.

612
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 2: You it's like after you married, like you've eloped, right,

613
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 2: or eloping I guess would be the act of being married.

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00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 1: I feel like eloping has like the connotation that you're

615
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 1: like leaving your marriage. Hey, Siri, define eloping. You know

616
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 1: what's funny is we've literally run away secretly in order

617
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 1: to get married, especially without parental consent. Okay, interesting, So

618
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 1: basically you can elope to a cave to get married.

619
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Speaker 2: Right, I mean that is a great place to be

620
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 2: married in secret. Yeah, yeah, I do so. It's still

621
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 2: behind the waterfall. Behind the Waterfall's it's a great idea.

622
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 2: I never even never even considered the possibility of you're watching.

623
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 1: Movie El Dorado. I have not. The main theme is

624
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:10,760
Speaker 1: like Elder Rodo you don't see that movie? Nope?

625
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 2: I started watching The Godfather. By the way, I'm halfway

626
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 2: to think I'm halfway down, halfway. Yeah, you paused the

627
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 2: fucking Godfather. I got tired, bro, what are you doing?

628
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 2: Esus Christ Sacriligi. You know, once you finish The Godfather,

629
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:30,240
Speaker 2: you should watch The Offer, which is about the making

630
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 2: of The Godfather.

631
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 1: Okay, interesting like documentary? No no, no, no, like a it's

632
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 1: like a like a a like on a true event

633
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 1: or something. Yeah, the making of the Godfather is crazy,

634
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 1: like they had to deal with like Mafia. It's like

635
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 1: nuts hell. Yeah, yeah, that's really good. I I watched

636
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 1: the first episode with my parents and then I got

637
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 1: sucked in. Yeah, I got swiggy yeatd and just like finished,

638
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 1: I finished, like the ten episodes like.

639
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 2: Three days and make everything a serious these days.

640
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, but this deserved it. This is okay. Fourth sentence,

641
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 1: fourth sentence.

642
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,520
Speaker 2: Both of us were in serious relationships and we would

643
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 2: always talk about our dream weddings, possibly behind a cave,

644
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 2: possibly or in a cave, or behind a waterfall. Now

645
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 2: fast forward a few years and my sister is finally

646
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 2: getting married to her high school sweetheart. I have never

647
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 2: seen her so happy, and I knew this was going

648
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 2: to be one of the most cherished moments in her life.

649
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 2: So cute, that was until something happened. Why does something

650
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 2: always have to happen? You know, something always happens. Why

651
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:43,960
Speaker 2: I thing just live happily ever after? I want my

652
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 2: fairy tale wedding.

653
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:50,720
Speaker 1: Ask Reddit, Ask Reddit Reddit, Why why do you give

654
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 1: a stop on our dreams?

655
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 2: So? Can we not have one moment of happiness? Can

656
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 2: we not lope into a cave? You cannot have anything nice?

657
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 1: No, that's what we've learned in this life.

658
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:10,719
Speaker 2: Now life, my dumb ass of an ex boyfriend proposed

659
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 2: to me at my sister's wedding. Guy guy, like talk

660
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 2: about reading the room, Dude, what are you doing? It's

661
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 2: like also it's like, I like, did he not usually

662
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 2: when you when you were when you propose, like like

663
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 2: it should it shouldn't be a surprise like like that.

664
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 2: Maybe the exact look, exact time maybe, but maybe at

665
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 2: this point it's like she would never expect me. Ruefully,

666
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 2: they talked about it beforehand. We'll see, but uh, my

667
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:47,280
Speaker 2: hopes aren't high. My hopes aren't high. Yeah, needless to say,

668
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 2: I had absolutely no idea he was going to do this.

669
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 2: I rejected his proposal.

670
00:34:55,880 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 1: Damn take that, take the bank, deposit it, and then

671
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,800
Speaker 1: you know, let it, uh, let let the interest rates.

672
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:05,359
Speaker 1: Just turn that into straight shit.

673
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 2: And you know what's even more, it gets even better, Sam,

674
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:08,759
Speaker 2: it gets even better.

675
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 1: Tell me.

676
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 2: And I ended up leaving him after a few weeks

677
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 2: of him showing no signs of being sorry at all.

678
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 1: Wow. Wait, so this is a long term relationship. And

679
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 1: she's like, nope, peace, you're done. You propose my sister's wedding.

680
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 3: Rye bye bye bye, so long, farewell hell viados ain't

681
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:33,400
Speaker 3: good bye, good bye, beautiful.

682
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 2: Now my sister was rightfully upset with the both of

683
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 2: us because in her eyes, we had just taken away

684
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 2: the spotlight on a day that she has been dreaming

685
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:43,880
Speaker 2: about four years.

686
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:48,719
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, like did she say no on the

687
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 1: spot she rejected him right then and there? Oh bro,

688
00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 1: But honestly, that's like I would see. I would be mad,

689
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,839
Speaker 1: like if I'm thinking about it, like I'm obviously mad

690
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 1: at the the guy for proposing during the wedding, but

691
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 1: I would probably also be mad at the sister because like, dude,

692
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 1: just say yes in the moment and then it's just like, really,

693
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 1: well it works to say yes in the moment and

694
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 1: then to save the sanctity of the good vibes. Yeah, yeah,

695
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 1: because it's more like everyone's going to be talking about it.

696
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,879
Speaker 2: It's like one of the most rock and hard play

697
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 2: situations ever because if you say yes and then no,

698
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:40,479
Speaker 2: you're like completely destroying the guys you know or whatever.

699
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,959
Speaker 2: But also at the same time, if you say yes,

700
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:47,799
Speaker 2: you're or if yeah, if you say no, then you're

701
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:50,919
Speaker 2: ruining the vibes kind of a bit for everybody. So yeah,

702
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,600
Speaker 2: I don't know, It's like I don't I don't know

703
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:53,479
Speaker 2: if there's any right.

704
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 1: There isn't there isn't. That's so hard. That's so hard.

705
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 2: Now, I feel so bad that I ended up giving

706
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 2: her around half of what she paid for the entire wedding.

707
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:13,120
Speaker 1: Wow. Wow, Maybe maybe the sister told the boyfriend two

708
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:17,479
Speaker 1: pro knowing that OP would pay.

709
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 2: That is what. That is a good theory. That is, dude, interesting. Interesting.

710
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 2: We're going to talk about that more when when the

711
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:29,800
Speaker 2: story's over. That's an interesting theory.

712
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 1: Now.

713
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 2: I felt so bad that, you know, anyone, and it

714
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,120
Speaker 2: was a little much, I know, but when you have

715
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 2: your entire family against you, you'll do anything for things

716
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaker 2: to just go back to normal.

717
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:50,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, fifteen K I guess so could throw another wedding

718
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 1: with that money. Let's do it again, everybody, this time

719
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 1: in the cave behind the water polls.

720
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:58,880
Speaker 2: Now, it took a to now, it took a couple months,

721
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,719
Speaker 2: but our bond did come back and I ended up

722
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 2: meeting my own new fiance.

723
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 1: Damn. The fiances be dropping out of.

724
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 2: The state, just like going to the store, picking up

725
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 2: a fiance here, picking up a fiance there, just getting

726
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 2: married over here, just engaging over here, like what's going on?

727
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 1: You know? You know, maybe maybe they do follow this guy.

728
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe this this random surfing lady, maybe she's my

729
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: next fiance. Absolutely, and then and then we'll be on

730
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 1: this show.

731
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, Live from the Cave OKOP co host

732
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 2: Samuel Donner gets married.

733
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 1: Everything is content, what's what's the what's the person that

734
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 1: marries the people? The offficiant? You're the officiant, dude, I

735
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 1: am so going to be efficient. I am so going.

736
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:50,839
Speaker 3: Uh.

737
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 2: My friend actually when he was like eighteen years old,

738
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 2: uh went on like you know, becoming officiant twenty four

739
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:58,400
Speaker 2: hours dot com.

740
00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:02,560
Speaker 1: And legally a f sheiated his sister's wedding. Isn't that easy?

741
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:07,400
Speaker 1: It's got in twenty four hours or your money back? Okay, jeez,

742
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 1: it must be you know.

743
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:13,360
Speaker 2: Actually, you know what would be really fun is getting

744
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:17,319
Speaker 2: efficient licenses ourselves and then doing that as like on

745
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 2: Pool Boys or something.

746
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:22,959
Speaker 1: What if what if you're like Australia from the Pool

747
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 1: Boys episode, like it's her fiance? Well no, because someone

748
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 1: said someone said on Patreon they were like, hey, like

749
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 1: could you shout out it's like my fiance? Oh yeah yeah,

750
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 1: I wonder I wonder if anyone would like because like

751
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:43,080
Speaker 1: like my dad's uh like receptionist or something like watches

752
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 1: us with her husband. Yeah, like what if it's like

753
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 1: what if like we're the show for it's like some couple.

754
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:55,560
Speaker 1: What if we do do duel officiate their wedding?

755
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,440
Speaker 2: Well, first it has to start off with we record

756
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,839
Speaker 2: an episode that is that is like you know, Bob

757
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 2: gets down on one knee and asks something of Mary.

758
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 2: He's like, hey, babe, I want to show you this

759
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,720
Speaker 2: funny TikTok and then she sees it and then she proposes,

760
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 2: and then we dual officiate the wedding.

761
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa that would be that would be the move.

762
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 2: And you Schultz had someone proposed at one of his

763
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 2: shows and he helped really orchestrate.

764
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:22,759
Speaker 1: Yea.

765
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 2: He caught you know how you know, they'll like, you know,

766
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 2: do crowd work and like call random people. So he

767
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:28,880
Speaker 2: called them both up to the stage and he was

768
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 2: like roasting them at first, and then he and then

769
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 2: they proposed on stage.

770
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:36,359
Speaker 1: It was wild. That's so sick. It was super cool.

771
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 1: We got to do that. We definitely will do that

772
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,319
Speaker 1: in the future. Yeah, but like once you starting pool

773
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:42,719
Speaker 1: boys more like you know, hey, if anyone wants to

774
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 1: get married by us, yeah, please let us know.

775
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 2: Drop a commnslow if to show us the ring though, yes, yeah, yeah,

776
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,439
Speaker 2: we need to receive We need to receive proof. Now,

777
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 2: our wedding is in a couple of weeks and my

778
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:55,919
Speaker 2: sister has been making jokes about announcing her pregnancy.

779
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 1: At my wedding. Jokes you know, just the cash.

780
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 2: Well, you know, I'm just gonna make a life changing

781
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:03,240
Speaker 2: announcement at your wedding.

782
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,440
Speaker 1: No big deal, still a spotway, who goes? Who goes?

783
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:07,920
Speaker 1: It's a prank. It's a frank bro's a pank. It's

784
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:11,920
Speaker 1: a frank brow not a prank that I want to

785
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:12,360
Speaker 1: be part of.

786
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:16,399
Speaker 2: No. At first, the jokes were funny and I thought

787
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 2: they had no real threat behind them, But after today,

788
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:25,080
Speaker 2: it was pretty clear she was actually not joking.

789
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 1: No, she wouldn't do that. She wouldn't do that. Would

790
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 1: she would? She would she?

791
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 2: My mom called me telling me that my sister said

792
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 2: that she was in fact going to announce that she

793
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:42,240
Speaker 2: was pregnant during this speech is part of our wedding

794
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 2: and to get back to get back at me for

795
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 2: what I did during hers.

796
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:53,240
Speaker 1: That's so shitty. Also, it's like the mom like pitting

797
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 1: them against each other.

798
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe maybe this is something is like

799
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 2: like during the divorce, one person was like picked one

800
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:04,239
Speaker 2: or the other, like like like OPI didn't pick the mom,

801
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 2: and now the mom is just like sicking her on

802
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 2: her or something like that.

803
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:11,360
Speaker 1: It's rude. I could see that happening.

804
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 2: I texted my sister saying that it was completely unfair

805
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 2: to not just me, but especially to my fiance and

806
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 2: neither of us works a blame for what my ex did.

807
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 2: She will not, I mean, yeah right, they're not responsible,

808
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:31,720
Speaker 2: like she didn't know. How are you gonna punish someone

809
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:32,880
Speaker 2: for something someone didn't do?

810
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 1: Truly?

811
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,720
Speaker 2: Now, she she won't hear me out, and I told

812
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:41,280
Speaker 2: her if she won't drop it, then she won't be allowed.

813
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:45,319
Speaker 1: At my wedding. Okay, that I mean, that's that's that's

814
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:49,760
Speaker 1: a price. That's a response, bro, you want my approval?

815
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 1: How about your band from the wedding? Wow?

816
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:55,799
Speaker 2: I guess she's been crying to all of our other

817
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 2: brothers saying I'm a bitch and a crappy sister for

818
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 2: not all only ruining her wedding, but not letting her

819
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 2: get a tiny bit of revenge, just just a easy

820
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 2: little bit like why.

821
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:11,439
Speaker 1: Why why does she want to get Like why why

822
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:14,440
Speaker 1: does she need revenge? It's like an accident, bro.

823
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 2: The brothers, Like what why do you want her to

824
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 2: like get some sort of revenge?

825
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,200
Speaker 1: Like can't you just allow her to enjoy, like her life,

826
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:23,399
Speaker 1: Let her enjoy her day.

827
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:26,359
Speaker 2: I don't understand. Also, like it sounds like they all

828
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 2: know that she paid for half the wedding. Yeah, what

829
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 2: the hell is going on? I feel like the it's

830
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:34,200
Speaker 2: been you know, it's been settled. Yeah, like that has

831
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:34,720
Speaker 2: been paid.

832
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:36,799
Speaker 1: If you pay me fifteen you can you can you

833
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:38,800
Speaker 1: can ship on the floor of my wedding. Yeah.

834
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'll take your fifteen. K don't try me

835
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:48,279
Speaker 2: on that now, I get it. Touch me at John's wedding.

836
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 2: John's wedding just squatting, just just freaking clenching his cheeks.

837
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 1: Just give you that stack, Give me that stack.

838
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 2: I was more I was moreagh give me this stag, dude.

839
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:03,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna I'm.

840
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:07,920
Speaker 2: Gonna be squatted just with like waving this being Like John,

841
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:11,879
Speaker 2: you said you said I bought I bought the cash

842
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:14,759
Speaker 2: and the ash. See I was I was more so

843
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 2: worried about uh the listen like like thirty random strangers

844
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 2: like saving this and then like plotting ten years to

845
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 2: find my wedding, find the location, and just like like

846
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:28,240
Speaker 2: the Minions movie, like they all show up in suits

847
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:33,760
Speaker 2: and then they just start squatting and shitting everywhere. Although

848
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 2: I would be filthy, filthy rich if they did that,

849
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:39,799
Speaker 2: and actually, second wedding. Everyone who's listening right now, shit

850
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 2: at my wedding, follow me, save the date, shit on

851
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 2: my wedding and give me fifteen If you give me fifteen.

852
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:47,920
Speaker 1: Thousand, is this is fifteen thousand dollars.

853
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 2: It's ten thousand, ten thousand, except it as fifteen now,

854
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:54,800
Speaker 2: so more than this, yeah, more than that your cheap skates.

855
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, we know, we know what, we know

856
00:44:56,600 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 1: what fifteen thousand dollars right now? I get it.

857
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,280
Speaker 2: It must be hard to have that happen at your wedding,

858
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:09,879
Speaker 2: But how should it be my fault? I didn't tell

859
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 2: him to do that, and now my fiance in my

860
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 2: in my now fiance definitely didn't either. That would be

861
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 2: that would be That's another good conspiracy. Though the now

862
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 2: fiance was like trying to get with op, so he's like, hey, bro,

863
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:25,120
Speaker 2: like you should totally propose to her, knowing that she

864
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 2: would break up with him if he if he pulled that.

865
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like the now fiance like a like

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Speaker 1: a friend or of a friend or something.

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Speaker 2: It's a triples. It's like a triple you know, like

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Speaker 2: a triple spy or whatever. Like the sister was working

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Speaker 2: with the new fiance to get the fifteen K, and

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Speaker 2: the new fiance was doing it because he wanted to

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Speaker 2: get op.

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Speaker 1: M damn.

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Speaker 2: Bro it goes deep. It goes deep, It goes so deep.

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Speaker 2: This is this is like, uh, what's what's the title

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Speaker 2: of this movie?

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Speaker 1: Irgo Argo? Fuck yourself? From nice? Have you seen Argo Argo?

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Speaker 1: I don't think I have Argo? I think, but not Argo. Argo.

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Speaker 1: Is is basically like how they made a fake movie

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Speaker 1: to infiltrate.

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Speaker 2: Her on that's like getting people smart, pretty smart. My

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Speaker 2: dad and brothers said I was being petty and that

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Speaker 2: it was only fair, that it was only fair that

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Speaker 2: I let her do it considering what happened to hers.

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Speaker 1: Okay, wait, wait, how how is oh P being petty?

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Speaker 1: I feel like the petty one is the sister the pettiness.

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Speaker 1: What do we what can we do? Man? These people

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Speaker 1: on are addit. It's ridiculous. They truly like they never

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Speaker 1: they always surprised me. I can't imagine how like like

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Speaker 1: because there's there's always these stories where it's like the one, ope,

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Speaker 1: the person writing the post is obviously not at fault,

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Speaker 1: but for some reason, their entire families as he gets them,

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Speaker 1: like there's some information we're missing here.

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Speaker 2: That's there's probably certain Yeah, you're right, there's probably a.

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Speaker 1: Lot of certain families that are just like fucking but

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Speaker 1: it is.

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Speaker 2: But it is like every story in the whole It's

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Speaker 2: like it's like when you're in prison and it's like

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Speaker 2: I'm innocent.

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Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, that's what everybody says. Yeah, exactly exactly

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Speaker 1: exactly where were the Reddit version and it was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: your family is all against you and you're the only

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Speaker 1: one telling the truth. That's what.

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Speaker 2: Of course, now my fiance is on my side. One

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Speaker 2: would hope you.

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Speaker 1: Get married to him, for gosh darn's sake. Uh.

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Speaker 2: And he thinks it's best that I don't let her come,

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Speaker 2: or at least not let her come to the reception.

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Speaker 1: Man, it's rough. I know it might seem a.

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Speaker 2: Bit unfair to not let her get back at me,

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Speaker 2: but I didn't pay.

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Speaker 1: She paid the fifteen thousand dollars douchebag tax like she

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Speaker 1: paid her dues.

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Speaker 2: She did, yeah, she says, but I didn't pay the

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Speaker 2: fifteen thousand dollars in penny money just for her to

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Speaker 2: try and ruin my own wedding gears later.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well I are this is the real way to

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Speaker 1: end it all. Yeah, if she announces that she has

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Speaker 1: to pay fifteen thousand dollars thirty, we need to.

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Speaker 2: We need because because then she's just had net zero, right, Like,

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Speaker 2: we need retribution over here. We are both adults, and

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Speaker 2: at this point I think I could be being over dramatic.

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Speaker 1: Jesus, people, believe in yourself a little bit. It's gracious

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Speaker 1: as your other sister's crediting the drama.

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Speaker 2: A pregnancy announcement and a proposal are two very different things.

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Speaker 2: But I won't lie when I say it would. But

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Speaker 2: I won't lie and say it wouldn't her my feelings

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Speaker 2: if she did do that to me.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I mean, we have the perfect solution here already.

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Speaker 1: It's have your sister say, all right, you can announce,

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Speaker 1: but you have to pay me fifteen thousand dollars beforehand.

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Speaker 1: Fifty fifty, Yeah, fifty fifty thousand. Excuse you, excuse you.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna think prices have gone up, I mean inflation

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Speaker 2: number one. I'm sure the bridle place is through the

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Speaker 2: roof the production yeah, whatever, the supply chain, whatever.

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Speaker 1: The supply chain like there was there there was a

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Speaker 1: wedding inflex because everyone was holding off getting weddings. So

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Speaker 1: weddings are more expensive. More people like the DJs are

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Speaker 1: in higher demand. The price goes up. I'm sorry, ice

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Speaker 1: goes up. Can't stop it. Bam bam,