WEBVTT - Second Date Update UPDATE: Boring Dude

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<v Speaker 1>Second Date Date. We got an email from one of

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<v Speaker 1>our listeners who said he wants to apologize to us

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<v Speaker 1>in advance for what's about to happen in today's call.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no good, I don't know what he did yet,

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<v Speaker 1>but he's on the phone with us and his name.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me if I'm getting this right, is it jarm

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<v Speaker 1>jarm Yeah, Well, I feel like you need to apologize

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<v Speaker 1>for making fun of his name already, Jeffrey, I just

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<v Speaker 1>want to make sure it's a unique name. Is it

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<v Speaker 1>short for like Jarmon Jelo? What? Uh, it's actually just

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<v Speaker 1>short for Jarmond. Okay, Jarmon arm All right, let's move past.

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<v Speaker 1>So jarm you said you wanted to apologize to us

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<v Speaker 1>in your email, So go ahead, go ahead? What Oh? Um? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so I wanted to apologize in advance. Um, who do

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<v Speaker 1>not accept? Oh I'm kidding. I'm kidding, Jarmon. You're apologizing

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<v Speaker 1>to us or to your date. I'm apologizing to you. Why? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm a fan of the show and I listened

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<v Speaker 1>to you guys, I listened to the Second Date updates

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<v Speaker 1>all the time. Oh, we hate that, You're right, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not why we do this At all. Well, So

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<v Speaker 1>the thing is that I hear people talk about crazy

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<v Speaker 1>things that they do on their dates, and none of

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<v Speaker 1>that happened with me. So that's that's what I would

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<v Speaker 1>like to apologize for. How dare you apologizing for calling

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<v Speaker 1>us with a boring story? Yeah? I just I would

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<v Speaker 1>like your help. But it really was just a regular old,

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<v Speaker 1>boring date. Okay, that's all right. Why don't you tell

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<v Speaker 1>us the name of the girl that you want us

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<v Speaker 1>to call? Her name is Laurie. Okay, where'd you meet her?

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<v Speaker 1>We met on a dating app, all right, which I

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<v Speaker 1>also got from the show you guys are always talking

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<v Speaker 1>about that's a great way to meet people. Yeah, feel

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<v Speaker 1>like it's already going to turn out bad if you're

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<v Speaker 1>taking data and advice from us, But continue, jarm, What

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<v Speaker 1>did you and Laurie do? Well? I posted a picture

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<v Speaker 1>and I know cool people call it a pick, but

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<v Speaker 1>she was the only person who matched with me. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>we thank you're cool man? Okay, well, thank you, thank you. Welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>We met at a restaurant, you know, to be safe.

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<v Speaker 1>We had um, we had dinner, yes, and it was

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<v Speaker 1>over okay, And what were the highlights there? Jar? We

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<v Speaker 1>need a little bit more detail. Maybe, Um, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>that's the problem because I pretty much just told you

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<v Speaker 1>the highlights. Okay really, so like the best thing that

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<v Speaker 1>happened is that you went to dinner and talked. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>there was one possible thrilling moment. Oh okay, do tell

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<v Speaker 1>I did try to tell her some elephant jokes to

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<v Speaker 1>light in the mood. Oh can we hear can we

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<v Speaker 1>hear one? Try out material at us? Oh? Sure, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I can tell you one. Um. Okay. So one some

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<v Speaker 1>hunters were after an elephant and the elephant um didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know what to do, so he met his friend and

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<v Speaker 1>on the road and he told old aunt this problem

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<v Speaker 1>that he had. Yeah, and Aunt said, don't worry, just

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<v Speaker 1>hide behind me. You get it, because he's small. Well

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<v Speaker 1>the aunt a small right, right? Yeah? So jarm did

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<v Speaker 1>she crack up like we are? Yeah? Well not really.

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<v Speaker 1>I did try a few more, but I kind of

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<v Speaker 1>gave up in the middle of my fourth one. She

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<v Speaker 1>didn't seem to get it. Yeah, you can't expect all

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<v Speaker 1>these people that you date to get the highbrow elephant

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<v Speaker 1>humor made. I would say, like, if she's not laughing. Ever,

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<v Speaker 1>the first one I wouldn't go to the fourth. But

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<v Speaker 1>but Jarm's an optimist. Yeah, what was the date like

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<v Speaker 1>at the end, Jarm? We just said good night, we

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<v Speaker 1>shook hands and that was it. No. Yeah, are you

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<v Speaker 1>going to be upset if that's the problem, Jarm, if

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<v Speaker 1>she was just too bored on the date, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I wouldn't find it that out of the

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<v Speaker 1>ordinary for me. I mean, I'm not an exciting person. Body, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not. I mean it's not something that I struggle with.

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<v Speaker 1>I've accepted it. I'm a pretty boring dude. O. Arm.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not gonna let you be boring. Okay, We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>pull through for you. Yeah, and this is pretty exciting

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<v Speaker 1>that you're doing this. Look at you, you're on the

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<v Speaker 1>You're stepping out of your comfort zone there, Jarm. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, I've heard you guys work miracles before,

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<v Speaker 1>and considering she's the only person I matched up with,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought maybe you could work your magic here. We

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<v Speaker 1>got this job. We're gonna pull a miracle for you

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<v Speaker 1>right now. We're gonna play a song, come back, call

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<v Speaker 1>Laurie and get your second date update. Okay, Okay, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me hear you be really excited about it. Jarm,

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<v Speaker 1>I am that was that's I am very kind of well.

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<v Speaker 1>Play a song and do it after this. Hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>you're in the middle of a second date. Update update,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna find out how the couple is doing right

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<v Speaker 1>after you here part two. When he goes on a

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<v Speaker 1>hot date, he's home and in bed by eight pm. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>he is. His go to romantic move is to comment

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<v Speaker 1>on the cleanliness of your silverware. When he tells an

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<v Speaker 1>elephant joke, he tells four of them, all in a row.

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<v Speaker 1>He's the least boring man in the world and his

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<v Speaker 1>name is jarm Arm. JARMI there, Yes, I'm here. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>there he is. There's that intro for you. Jar Jarm

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<v Speaker 1>went out with a girl named Laurie, and he's worried

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<v Speaker 1>he may have been a little bit too boring on

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<v Speaker 1>his date. But Jarm, I don't believe you're boring. I

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<v Speaker 1>think there's something in your life that you're passionate about.

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<v Speaker 1>We just don't know it yet. Oh. When I was fourteen,

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<v Speaker 1>I had a stamp collection. Oh, I also had a

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<v Speaker 1>stamp collection, jarm. We also had a sick cat that

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<v Speaker 1>Pete on the stamp collection. So yes, you are interesting,

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<v Speaker 1>jarm I love you and we never asked you this.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you actually tried reaching out to Laurie yet or

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<v Speaker 1>is this the first time? Um? I have. She hasn't responded, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And what did you like about her? Well? I like

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<v Speaker 1>that we matched okay on the app? Alright, the app match.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the only one that Oh well, they both find

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<v Speaker 1>each other attractive. That's a good start. They sound perfect

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<v Speaker 1>to me. Yeah. Well, technically she never said that she

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<v Speaker 1>thought I was attractive, but I can verify that I

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<v Speaker 1>think she is. Okay, all right, confirmed? All right, jarn

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I'm gonna get the We're gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>the female version of you on the phone here in

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<v Speaker 1>about thirty seconds. Let's find out. Okay, we're gonna call

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<v Speaker 1>Laurie for you right now. Are you ready? I am ready?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you amped up? My palms are a little sweaty,

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<v Speaker 1>but please yeah, help me? All right? All right, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna die the number right now? Here we go? Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>how can I speak to Laurie? Please? Did she Laurie?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you doing? This is young Jeffrey from the

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<v Speaker 1>radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Um, him,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good how are you. Oh you sound like you listen. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's so funny because I just talked about this show

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<v Speaker 1>the other night. Oh what complaint blog were you on

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<v Speaker 1>this time? No? Um, I was talking about it with

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<v Speaker 1>a date who I'm now like suspicious might be actually

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<v Speaker 1>the one initiating this call. You're really good. What's the

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<v Speaker 1>name of your date? Jarm? Did he ask you guys

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<v Speaker 1>to call me? So? Wait, you guys were talking about us?

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<v Speaker 1>We were? Yeah? Was it a fun conversation for you? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he brought it up the show, that it's

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<v Speaker 1>like something he listens to and likes a lot, and

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<v Speaker 1>so we were just kind of talking about it, and

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<v Speaker 1>I've definitely heard the show before, but it's sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>he listens a lot. Okay, So is that why you're

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<v Speaker 1>not calling him back? Because he listens to the show,

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<v Speaker 1>he must be a terrible person. No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>not at all. Jarn told us a little bit about

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<v Speaker 1>your date, and he really likes you, and he's caught

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<v Speaker 1>onto the fact that you're not responding to him anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>He wants to know the reason why. I mean, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not that I am not responding. I just needed a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of time. Wait, that means that you had

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<v Speaker 1>actually thought about going out with him again. Listen, the

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<v Speaker 1>date was fun. He's like, really cute. He's got this

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<v Speaker 1>kind of funny Michael Sarah vibe thing going on. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, I could totally say that analogy. Actually, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he was worried that he was too boring

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<v Speaker 1>for you, and it wasn't like a negative thing. He

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<v Speaker 1>knows fully, very self aware of his boring level. I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's funny. I like his sort of his personality

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<v Speaker 1>and his flatness. It's just I just was having some

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<v Speaker 1>kind of trouble processing weird thing that happened. What weird thing,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if he told you, guys, um that

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<v Speaker 1>he was telling some jokes. It's a cable. Oh yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>elephant jokes. We heard the one about the aunt. Yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't get the other three that he told you,

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<v Speaker 1>but we heard the aunt one. Yeah. Well I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>love them because they weren't They weren't very funny. Is

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<v Speaker 1>that why? No? No, Um, it's not that I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think he's funny. It's just he couldn't have known. But

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<v Speaker 1>I actually have some history with elephants. Your X is

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<v Speaker 1>an elephant. No, but my uncle was actually just on

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<v Speaker 1>a safari last year and there was a pretty bad

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<v Speaker 1>accident with an elephant. Oh no, Yeah, And like the

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<v Speaker 1>first elephant joke he made, I tried to kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like avoid it and not really laugh at it and

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<v Speaker 1>just move on from it. But he kept telling these

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<v Speaker 1>elephant jokes. Oh my god, how would anyone know? Though? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>did you tell him that you had an uncle that

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<v Speaker 1>had a running with an elephant? It sounds like a

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<v Speaker 1>joke in and of itself. I mean, I know it's

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<v Speaker 1>not because being honest. Oh no, I know it sounds crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>but like honestly, it was really traumatic and I wasn't,

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<v Speaker 1>like really still not ready to talk about it, and

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<v Speaker 1>I definitely didn't want to talk about it on a

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<v Speaker 1>first date. And I know it sounds crazy, but my

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<v Speaker 1>uncle was really hurt. I mean, he's still recovering. Well.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like maybe Jarms should know why you were

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<v Speaker 1>not laughing and why you were turned off by that,

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<v Speaker 1>Like you never told that to him? I didn't. You're right,

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<v Speaker 1>I just wasn't really ready to talk about it. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>you think he has a right to know? Though? That

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I mean, eventually yeah, yeah, just don't like you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>everything else was fine, It's just that one thing kept happening,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. Yeah, well Moore is about to happen because

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<v Speaker 1>jarm is actually on the phone and he's been listening

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<v Speaker 1>this whole time. What Yeah, he heard and he really

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<v Speaker 1>wants to talk with you, Jarma, Hold up, he's happening

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<v Speaker 1>right now. Yeah, he's been listening. Sorry. Oh, I just

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<v Speaker 1>want to say how sorry I am. I really I

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<v Speaker 1>had no idea, hey, Jarm, Um, Wow, all right, this

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<v Speaker 1>is like I'm just a little cut off guard. I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't really ready for this. Um, if you don't mind

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<v Speaker 1>me asking, Um, was it an Indian elephant or an

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<v Speaker 1>African bush elephant? What? It's not important art matter? I

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<v Speaker 1>actually honestly don't even know. It's kind of besides the point,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. Yeah, yeah again, Laurie. I'm I'm really sorry. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you? Can I can? I just ask? Was it

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<v Speaker 1>a kick or a trampling? I'm trying to figure out tournament, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>really doesn't matter what kind of elephant was or how

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<v Speaker 1>the accident happened. I really don't want to keep rehashing this. Yeah, John,

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<v Speaker 1>this isn't like elephant CSI. We don't need to get

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<v Speaker 1>to the bottom of this case. We're trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>back to the date. Okay, maybe driving should concert on

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that she actually really liked you. Maybe say

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<v Speaker 1>something nice to Laurie about how you felt about her.

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<v Speaker 1>Good job, Laurie. I think you are beautiful and I

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<v Speaker 1>really enjoy talking with you. And you know, if if

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<v Speaker 1>elephants are no, no, go with something else, try something else.

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<v Speaker 1>There's literally like an elephant in the room, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>like it really means it this time. What I was

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<v Speaker 1>going to say is, if elephants are a problem, we

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to ever talk about elephants again. Okay, that's insinuating.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's for the best. Yeah, that would be great.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just not yet. You know. It's still really really fresh. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I totally understand that. And in the meantime, if you

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't mind letting me know if anyone in your family

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<v Speaker 1>had any sort of traumatic experience with zebras, because I

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<v Speaker 1>do know a lot about that species, that is a

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<v Speaker 1>good good questions. Zebras are safe, jarms, Zebras are safe?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Okay, Well, I'm sensing some positivity here, so

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<v Speaker 1>With that in mind, we would like to offer to

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<v Speaker 1>send you and Jarm out on a date and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>pay for it. Jarm will not make any elephant jokes.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait to hear the zebra jokes they is

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<v Speaker 1>that he yes, don't say that I know zebra jokes.

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<v Speaker 1>I just said that I know a lot about the species,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'll have to look up some zebra jokes. But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm okay. Well, there you go. He can give you

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<v Speaker 1>a PowerPoint presentation on the origins of zebras and then

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<v Speaker 1>throwing a joke. Would you like to sign up for that?

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<v Speaker 1>We'll pay for it. Sign me up. I can't wait

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<v Speaker 1>to see the PowerPoint presentation. Oh my god, day, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know why. I'm so shocked. I'm sorry, Jar, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't need to be so shocked, but holy hell, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm thrill. Hooray, We're thrilled for your Jar. Congratulates

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<v Speaker 1>Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. You just heard a

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<v Speaker 1>second date update from a few months ago, and we

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<v Speaker 1>actually have the couple back on the phone with us. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so excited. Jarm and Lorie, welcome back. Hi, thanks

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<v Speaker 1>for having us. Oh that's a happy voice, jar, are

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<v Speaker 1>you there? I am here and I am also happy?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah sound okay? What does that mean? How's things been

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<v Speaker 1>since you guys were on the show with us a

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<v Speaker 1>few months ago? They've been pretty good. It's been nice.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. It was kind of tough at first. Definitely

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<v Speaker 1>caught a lot of flak from friends and family for

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<v Speaker 1>a dating guy. That put me on air, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's awesome. So what was the second date? Like, we

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<v Speaker 1>went to dinner. I want you guys to know that

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<v Speaker 1>I took your advice and I started the second date

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<v Speaker 1>off with a zebra joke. Oh no, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>hear it. Yeah, I want to hear the joke. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what's the joke? God? You want to hear it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead? Okay. Um, why aren't zebras fans of coloring books?

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<v Speaker 1>What they don't like having to stay in between the lions? Lions? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if that was worth it, John, I

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<v Speaker 1>think that got laur into the bedroom with that one.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know about all that. So has there been

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<v Speaker 1>more dates since then? Are you guys like a couple.

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<v Speaker 1>We've we've actually been on four dates since the second date,

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<v Speaker 1>So that would make six sixth dates. Why so what

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<v Speaker 1>do you think of Laurie? Where's your status set? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>he's he's exactly right, definitely no titles yet. We are

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<v Speaker 1>taking it slow and you know, yeah, it's it's going good.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're not official. Well we're not official, but um

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<v Speaker 1>we have kissed a few times and um, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to kiss and tell, but we did kiss. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's exactly. Oh my god. Okay, now my parents are

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<v Speaker 1>definitely going to give me even mark. But no, we

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<v Speaker 1>only kiss. We haven't gone all the way. It's it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's just so oh. I feel like Jarme's gonna call

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<v Speaker 1>us in a couple months and be like, yeah, he's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna forward us some picks. He's like, Lorie, just say

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<v Speaker 1>it's going really great. Oh my god. No, but seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>we're so happy for you guys. That sounds awesome. So

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<v Speaker 1>you're planning to keep going on dates? Yeah, And actually

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<v Speaker 1>I was wondering, um, if you guys had any suggestions

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<v Speaker 1>for another date idea, because I was thinking it might

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<v Speaker 1>be nice, uh, just in exchange for us giving you

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<v Speaker 1>this update, if you guys could pay for it like

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<v Speaker 1>you did last time, and you want not just like

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<v Speaker 1>in exchange. Okay, so you want to get paid for Collie,

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<v Speaker 1>not paid just you know that, you know, maybe you

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<v Speaker 1>would pay for the date. We can send you out again.

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<v Speaker 1>What do we have gift cards for right now? We'll

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<v Speaker 1>find something back in the promotions. Yeah, we'll talk to that.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see what do you guys want to go see?

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<v Speaker 1>Like an improv show? We have some passes for one

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<v Speaker 1>of those. Oh, um, do you have anything else? Improv

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<v Speaker 1>is fine? That's not amazing, Okay, fine, Um, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess we'll take that then. See. Hey, he's already a

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<v Speaker 1>good a good guy. He's like letting her take the leak.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Jar, we'll send you the passes. Keep us

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<v Speaker 1>updated on how your relationships going. All right, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, we appreciate Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.