Speaker 1: Second Date Date. We got an email from one of
Speaker 1: our listeners who said he wants to apologize to us
Speaker 1: in advance for what's about to happen in today's call.
Speaker 1: Oh no good, I don't know what he did yet,
Speaker 1: but he's on the phone with us and his name.
Speaker 1: Tell me if I'm getting this right, is it jarm
Speaker 1: jarm Yeah, Well, I feel like you need to apologize
Speaker 1: for making fun of his name already, Jeffrey, I just
Speaker 1: want to make sure it's a unique name. Is it
Speaker 1: short for like Jarmon Jelo? What? Uh, it's actually just
Speaker 1: short for Jarmond. Okay, Jarmon arm All right, let's move past.
Speaker 1: So jarm you said you wanted to apologize to us
Speaker 1: in your email, So go ahead, go ahead? What Oh? Um? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I wanted to apologize in advance. Um, who do
Speaker 1: not accept? Oh I'm kidding. I'm kidding, Jarmon. You're apologizing
Speaker 1: to us or to your date. I'm apologizing to you. Why? Well,
Speaker 1: because I'm a fan of the show and I listened
Speaker 1: to you guys, I listened to the Second Date updates
Speaker 1: all the time. Oh, we hate that, You're right, I mean,
Speaker 1: that's not why we do this At all. Well, So
Speaker 1: the thing is that I hear people talk about crazy
Speaker 1: things that they do on their dates, and none of
Speaker 1: that happened with me. So that's that's what I would
Speaker 1: like to apologize for. How dare you apologizing for calling
Speaker 1: us with a boring story? Yeah? I just I would
Speaker 1: like your help. But it really was just a regular old,
Speaker 1: boring date. Okay, that's all right. Why don't you tell
Speaker 1: us the name of the girl that you want us
Speaker 1: to call? Her name is Laurie. Okay, where'd you meet her?
Speaker 1: We met on a dating app, all right, which I
Speaker 1: also got from the show you guys are always talking
Speaker 1: about that's a great way to meet people. Yeah, feel
Speaker 1: like it's already going to turn out bad if you're
Speaker 1: taking data and advice from us, But continue, jarm, What
Speaker 1: did you and Laurie do? Well? I posted a picture
Speaker 1: and I know cool people call it a pick, but
Speaker 1: she was the only person who matched with me. Sorry,
Speaker 1: we thank you're cool man? Okay, well, thank you, thank you. Welcome.
Speaker 1: We met at a restaurant, you know, to be safe.
Speaker 1: We had um, we had dinner, yes, and it was
Speaker 1: over okay, And what were the highlights there? Jar? We
Speaker 1: need a little bit more detail. Maybe, Um, I guess
Speaker 1: that's the problem because I pretty much just told you
Speaker 1: the highlights. Okay really, so like the best thing that
Speaker 1: happened is that you went to dinner and talked. Well,
Speaker 1: there was one possible thrilling moment. Oh okay, do tell
Speaker 1: I did try to tell her some elephant jokes to
Speaker 1: light in the mood. Oh can we hear can we
Speaker 1: hear one? Try out material at us? Oh? Sure, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can tell you one. Um. Okay. So one some
Speaker 1: hunters were after an elephant and the elephant um didn't
Speaker 1: know what to do, so he met his friend and
Speaker 1: on the road and he told old aunt this problem
Speaker 1: that he had. Yeah, and Aunt said, don't worry, just
Speaker 1: hide behind me. You get it, because he's small. Well
Speaker 1: the aunt a small right, right? Yeah? So jarm did
Speaker 1: she crack up like we are? Yeah? Well not really.
Speaker 1: I did try a few more, but I kind of
Speaker 1: gave up in the middle of my fourth one. She
Speaker 1: didn't seem to get it. Yeah, you can't expect all
Speaker 1: these people that you date to get the highbrow elephant
Speaker 1: humor made. I would say, like, if she's not laughing. Ever,
Speaker 1: the first one I wouldn't go to the fourth. But
Speaker 1: but Jarm's an optimist. Yeah, what was the date like
Speaker 1: at the end, Jarm? We just said good night, we
Speaker 1: shook hands and that was it. No. Yeah, are you
Speaker 1: going to be upset if that's the problem, Jarm, if
Speaker 1: she was just too bored on the date, I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess I wouldn't find it that out of the
Speaker 1: ordinary for me. I mean, I'm not an exciting person. Body, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I mean it's not something that I struggle with.
Speaker 1: I've accepted it. I'm a pretty boring dude. O. Arm.
Speaker 1: We're not gonna let you be boring. Okay, We're gonna
Speaker 1: pull through for you. Yeah, and this is pretty exciting
Speaker 1: that you're doing this. Look at you, you're on the
Speaker 1: You're stepping out of your comfort zone there, Jarm. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And you know, I've heard you guys work miracles before,
Speaker 1: and considering she's the only person I matched up with,
Speaker 1: I thought maybe you could work your magic here. We
Speaker 1: got this job. We're gonna pull a miracle for you
Speaker 1: right now. We're gonna play a song, come back, call
Speaker 1: Laurie and get your second date update. Okay, Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1: Let me hear you be really excited about it. Jarm,
Speaker 1: I am that was that's I am very kind of well.
Speaker 1: Play a song and do it after this. Hold on,
Speaker 1: you're in the middle of a second date. Update update,
Speaker 1: we're gonna find out how the couple is doing right
Speaker 1: after you here part two. When he goes on a
Speaker 1: hot date, he's home and in bed by eight pm. Yes,
Speaker 1: he is. His go to romantic move is to comment
Speaker 1: on the cleanliness of your silverware. When he tells an
Speaker 1: elephant joke, he tells four of them, all in a row.
Speaker 1: He's the least boring man in the world and his
Speaker 1: name is jarm Arm. JARMI there, Yes, I'm here. Okay,
Speaker 1: there he is. There's that intro for you. Jar Jarm
Speaker 1: went out with a girl named Laurie, and he's worried
Speaker 1: he may have been a little bit too boring on
Speaker 1: his date. But Jarm, I don't believe you're boring. I
Speaker 1: think there's something in your life that you're passionate about.
Speaker 1: We just don't know it yet. Oh. When I was fourteen,
Speaker 1: I had a stamp collection. Oh, I also had a
Speaker 1: stamp collection, jarm. We also had a sick cat that
Speaker 1: Pete on the stamp collection. So yes, you are interesting,
Speaker 1: jarm I love you and we never asked you this.
Speaker 1: Have you actually tried reaching out to Laurie yet or
Speaker 1: is this the first time? Um? I have. She hasn't responded, okay,
Speaker 1: And what did you like about her? Well? I like
Speaker 1: that we matched okay on the app? Alright, the app match.
Speaker 1: You're the only one that Oh well, they both find
Speaker 1: each other attractive. That's a good start. They sound perfect
Speaker 1: to me. Yeah. Well, technically she never said that she
Speaker 1: thought I was attractive, but I can verify that I
Speaker 1: think she is. Okay, all right, confirmed? All right, jarn
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm gonna get the We're gonna get
Speaker 1: the female version of you on the phone here in
Speaker 1: about thirty seconds. Let's find out. Okay, we're gonna call
Speaker 1: Laurie for you right now. Are you ready? I am ready?
Speaker 1: Are you amped up? My palms are a little sweaty,
Speaker 1: but please yeah, help me? All right? All right, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna die the number right now? Here we go? Hello,
Speaker 1: how can I speak to Laurie? Please? Did she Laurie?
Speaker 1: How are you doing? This is young Jeffrey from the
Speaker 1: radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Um, him,
Speaker 1: I'm good how are you. Oh you sound like you listen. Well,
Speaker 1: it's so funny because I just talked about this show
Speaker 1: the other night. Oh what complaint blog were you on
Speaker 1: this time? No? Um, I was talking about it with
Speaker 1: a date who I'm now like suspicious might be actually
Speaker 1: the one initiating this call. You're really good. What's the
Speaker 1: name of your date? Jarm? Did he ask you guys
Speaker 1: to call me? So? Wait, you guys were talking about us?
Speaker 1: We were? Yeah? Was it a fun conversation for you? Um?
Speaker 1: I mean he brought it up the show, that it's
Speaker 1: like something he listens to and likes a lot, and
Speaker 1: so we were just kind of talking about it, and
Speaker 1: I've definitely heard the show before, but it's sounds like
Speaker 1: he listens a lot. Okay, So is that why you're
Speaker 1: not calling him back? Because he listens to the show,
Speaker 1: he must be a terrible person. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: not at all. Jarn told us a little bit about
Speaker 1: your date, and he really likes you, and he's caught
Speaker 1: onto the fact that you're not responding to him anymore.
Speaker 1: He wants to know the reason why. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: not that I am not responding. I just needed a
Speaker 1: little bit of time. Wait, that means that you had
Speaker 1: actually thought about going out with him again. Listen, the
Speaker 1: date was fun. He's like, really cute. He's got this
Speaker 1: kind of funny Michael Sarah vibe thing going on. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I could totally say that analogy. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean he was worried that he was too boring
Speaker 1: for you, and it wasn't like a negative thing. He
Speaker 1: knows fully, very self aware of his boring level. I
Speaker 1: think it's funny. I like his sort of his personality
Speaker 1: and his flatness. It's just I just was having some
Speaker 1: kind of trouble processing weird thing that happened. What weird thing,
Speaker 1: I don't know if he told you, guys, um that
Speaker 1: he was telling some jokes. It's a cable. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: elephant jokes. We heard the one about the aunt. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: We didn't get the other three that he told you,
Speaker 1: but we heard the aunt one. Yeah. Well I didn't
Speaker 1: love them because they weren't They weren't very funny. Is
Speaker 1: that why? No? No, Um, it's not that I don't
Speaker 1: think he's funny. It's just he couldn't have known. But
Speaker 1: I actually have some history with elephants. Your X is
Speaker 1: an elephant. No, but my uncle was actually just on
Speaker 1: a safari last year and there was a pretty bad
Speaker 1: accident with an elephant. Oh no, Yeah, And like the
Speaker 1: first elephant joke he made, I tried to kind of
Speaker 1: like avoid it and not really laugh at it and
Speaker 1: just move on from it. But he kept telling these
Speaker 1: elephant jokes. Oh my god, how would anyone know? Though? Yeah,
Speaker 1: did you tell him that you had an uncle that
Speaker 1: had a running with an elephant? It sounds like a
Speaker 1: joke in and of itself. I mean, I know it's
Speaker 1: not because being honest. Oh no, I know it sounds crazy,
Speaker 1: but like honestly, it was really traumatic and I wasn't,
Speaker 1: like really still not ready to talk about it, and
Speaker 1: I definitely didn't want to talk about it on a
Speaker 1: first date. And I know it sounds crazy, but my
Speaker 1: uncle was really hurt. I mean, he's still recovering. Well.
Speaker 1: I feel like maybe Jarms should know why you were
Speaker 1: not laughing and why you were turned off by that,
Speaker 1: Like you never told that to him? I didn't. You're right,
Speaker 1: I just wasn't really ready to talk about it. Don't
Speaker 1: you think he has a right to know? Though? That
Speaker 1: That's why I mean, eventually yeah, yeah, just don't like you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: everything else was fine, It's just that one thing kept happening,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, well Moore is about to happen because
Speaker 1: jarm is actually on the phone and he's been listening
Speaker 1: this whole time. What Yeah, he heard and he really
Speaker 1: wants to talk with you, Jarma, Hold up, he's happening
Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, he's been listening. Sorry. Oh, I just
Speaker 1: want to say how sorry I am. I really I
Speaker 1: had no idea, hey, Jarm, Um, Wow, all right, this
Speaker 1: is like I'm just a little cut off guard. I
Speaker 1: wasn't really ready for this. Um, if you don't mind
Speaker 1: me asking, Um, was it an Indian elephant or an
Speaker 1: African bush elephant? What? It's not important art matter? I
Speaker 1: actually honestly don't even know. It's kind of besides the point,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, yeah again, Laurie. I'm I'm really sorry. Um,
Speaker 1: thank you? Can I can? I just ask? Was it
Speaker 1: a kick or a trampling? I'm trying to figure out tournament, Like,
Speaker 1: really doesn't matter what kind of elephant was or how
Speaker 1: the accident happened. I really don't want to keep rehashing this. Yeah, John,
Speaker 1: this isn't like elephant CSI. We don't need to get
Speaker 1: to the bottom of this case. We're trying to get
Speaker 1: back to the date. Okay, maybe driving should concert on
Speaker 1: the fact that she actually really liked you. Maybe say
Speaker 1: something nice to Laurie about how you felt about her.
Speaker 1: Good job, Laurie. I think you are beautiful and I
Speaker 1: really enjoy talking with you. And you know, if if
Speaker 1: elephants are no, no, go with something else, try something else.
Speaker 1: There's literally like an elephant in the room, and it's
Speaker 1: like it really means it this time. What I was
Speaker 1: going to say is, if elephants are a problem, we
Speaker 1: don't have to ever talk about elephants again. Okay, that's insinuating.
Speaker 1: I think that's for the best. Yeah, that would be great.
Speaker 1: I'm just not yet. You know. It's still really really fresh. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I totally understand that. And in the meantime, if you
Speaker 1: wouldn't mind letting me know if anyone in your family
Speaker 1: had any sort of traumatic experience with zebras, because I
Speaker 1: do know a lot about that species, that is a
Speaker 1: good good questions. Zebras are safe, jarms, Zebras are safe?
Speaker 1: All right? Okay, Well, I'm sensing some positivity here, so
Speaker 1: With that in mind, we would like to offer to
Speaker 1: send you and Jarm out on a date and we'll
Speaker 1: pay for it. Jarm will not make any elephant jokes.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear the zebra jokes they is
Speaker 1: that he yes, don't say that I know zebra jokes.
Speaker 1: I just said that I know a lot about the species,
Speaker 1: but I'll have to look up some zebra jokes. But
Speaker 1: I'm okay. Well, there you go. He can give you
Speaker 1: a PowerPoint presentation on the origins of zebras and then
Speaker 1: throwing a joke. Would you like to sign up for that?
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it. Sign me up. I can't wait
Speaker 1: to see the PowerPoint presentation. Oh my god, day, I
Speaker 1: don't know why. I'm so shocked. I'm sorry, Jar, I
Speaker 1: don't need to be so shocked, but holy hell, no,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm thrill. Hooray, We're thrilled for your Jar. Congratulates
Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. You just heard a
Speaker 1: second date update from a few months ago, and we
Speaker 1: actually have the couple back on the phone with us. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. Jarm and Lorie, welcome back. Hi, thanks
Speaker 1: for having us. Oh that's a happy voice, jar, are
Speaker 1: you there? I am here and I am also happy?
Speaker 1: Yeah sound okay? What does that mean? How's things been
Speaker 1: since you guys were on the show with us a
Speaker 1: few months ago? They've been pretty good. It's been nice.
Speaker 1: You know. It was kind of tough at first. Definitely
Speaker 1: caught a lot of flak from friends and family for
Speaker 1: a dating guy. That put me on air, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's awesome. So what was the second date? Like, we
Speaker 1: went to dinner. I want you guys to know that
Speaker 1: I took your advice and I started the second date
Speaker 1: off with a zebra joke. Oh no, I want to
Speaker 1: hear it. Yeah, I want to hear the joke. Okay,
Speaker 1: what's the joke? God? You want to hear it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: go ahead? Okay. Um, why aren't zebras fans of coloring books?
Speaker 1: What they don't like having to stay in between the lions? Lions? Okay?
Speaker 1: I don't know if that was worth it, John, I
Speaker 1: think that got laur into the bedroom with that one.
Speaker 1: I don't know about all that. So has there been
Speaker 1: more dates since then? Are you guys like a couple.
Speaker 1: We've we've actually been on four dates since the second date,
Speaker 1: So that would make six sixth dates. Why so what
Speaker 1: do you think of Laurie? Where's your status set? I mean,
Speaker 1: he's he's exactly right, definitely no titles yet. We are
Speaker 1: taking it slow and you know, yeah, it's it's going good.
Speaker 1: But you're not official. Well we're not official, but um
Speaker 1: we have kissed a few times and um, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't want to kiss and tell, but we did kiss. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's exactly. Oh my god. Okay, now my parents are
Speaker 1: definitely going to give me even mark. But no, we
Speaker 1: only kiss. We haven't gone all the way. It's it's
Speaker 1: it's just so oh. I feel like Jarme's gonna call
Speaker 1: us in a couple months and be like, yeah, he's
Speaker 1: gonna forward us some picks. He's like, Lorie, just say
Speaker 1: it's going really great. Oh my god. No, but seriously,
Speaker 1: we're so happy for you guys. That sounds awesome. So
Speaker 1: you're planning to keep going on dates? Yeah, And actually
Speaker 1: I was wondering, um, if you guys had any suggestions
Speaker 1: for another date idea, because I was thinking it might
Speaker 1: be nice, uh, just in exchange for us giving you
Speaker 1: this update, if you guys could pay for it like
Speaker 1: you did last time, and you want not just like
Speaker 1: in exchange. Okay, so you want to get paid for Collie,
Speaker 1: not paid just you know that, you know, maybe you
Speaker 1: would pay for the date. We can send you out again.
Speaker 1: What do we have gift cards for right now? We'll
Speaker 1: find something back in the promotions. Yeah, we'll talk to that.
Speaker 1: We'll see what do you guys want to go see?
Speaker 1: Like an improv show? We have some passes for one
Speaker 1: of those. Oh, um, do you have anything else? Improv
Speaker 1: is fine? That's not amazing, Okay, fine, Um, yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess we'll take that then. See. Hey, he's already a
Speaker 1: good a good guy. He's like letting her take the leak.
Speaker 1: All right, Jar, we'll send you the passes. Keep us
Speaker 1: updated on how your relationships going. All right, thank you,
Speaker 1: all right, we appreciate Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.