Speaker 1: Second date of date. Some things just go together, like
Speaker 1: campfires and s'mores. Yeah, trucks and mud Disney and happy
Speaker 1: endings every time.
Speaker 2: It's true.
Speaker 1: Another perfect pairing is football and flirting. Like I've seen
Speaker 1: Tom Brady in his center making eyes at each other
Speaker 1: all the time. That makes ESPN's Top ten every single week.
Speaker 1: But do you know you can also flirt at a
Speaker 1: football viewing party, not just when you're in the games.
Speaker 1: And that's what happened to one of our listeners, Brian. Brian,
Speaker 1: welcome to the show man. Were you the flirty, the
Speaker 1: flirter or the flirt test?
Speaker 3: I guess you canna say I took part in a
Speaker 3: bit of.
Speaker 4: Each, Oh, Brian.
Speaker 1: Appetite.
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: So tell us who are you flirting with? What's their name?
Speaker 2: Okay, and set the scene for us. Are you at
Speaker 2: a house party?
Speaker 3: Where yet house party? We're watching football and guessing between
Speaker 3: seventeen twenty two twenty three people in there?
Speaker 5: Oh, it's a.
Speaker 2: Big party, man.
Speaker 1: And how did you and Gina come to be kitchen?
Speaker 3: Oh? It makes sense, ob obviously I've seen her, but
Speaker 3: I saw her go to the kitchen, so I was like, hey,
Speaker 3: let me just make my way to the kitchen.
Speaker 1: Nice she goes to the kitchen, Yes, and you're hungry, okay?
Speaker 6: Yeah, And the kitchen is like the you know, it's
Speaker 6: like the soul of the house. Anybody hangs out, It's
Speaker 6: where you get to know people.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I feel it's easy to you know, like strike a
Speaker 3: conversation in the kitchen then.
Speaker 1: Okay, and I'm assuming in the living room or everywhere else,
Speaker 1: everybody's watching the game and being loud, so if you
Speaker 1: want to talk to someone, So, how did you strike
Speaker 1: up a conversation? Or maybe she struck up the conversation?
Speaker 1: How did things get going?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 3: I think she started flairing me by joking and saying
Speaker 3: that you know anything about football?
Speaker 5: And then I just kind.
Speaker 3: Of like follow along with I was like, oh, yes,
Speaker 3: how much is a is a field goal?
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 8: I was thinking I would have got defensive, been like
Speaker 8: how dare you?
Speaker 1: I'll tell you the quarterbacks name.
Speaker 2: And that's a good move though.
Speaker 6: It's a good judge on her part too, to see
Speaker 6: how aggressive the dude is, you know, because you don't
Speaker 6: want to date, like the know it all in the room.
Speaker 1: And it's a weird thing though to see somebody woman
Speaker 1: explaining football to very I get it.
Speaker 3: I get it. You're completely right. But if you look
Speaker 3: at this woman, you'd be like, yeah, anything you say.
Speaker 2: It was, that's all right.
Speaker 1: So how do things go from there?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: You know, we started making drinks and just talking. But
Speaker 3: I don't know if I was just nervous or anxious,
Speaker 3: but I just ended up saying like douchey stuff.
Speaker 2: Like what do you mean?
Speaker 1: What did you say?
Speaker 3: The game in a pretty big TV? And then all
Speaker 3: of a sudden, it's kind of like a out of
Speaker 3: body experience where I just saw myself, Hey, my TV
Speaker 3: is bigger than that one.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you think that TV's big.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: We all had that moment where you're like looking at
Speaker 6: yourself and you're like, why are you still talking?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What did she say when you were bragging about your TV?
Speaker 1: Was she like rolling her eyes or was she like,
Speaker 1: oh tell me more?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, I mean she laughed and I just played
Speaker 3: it off and I got lucky on that one.
Speaker 1: So she tried to move on from the moment, get okay.
Speaker 2: But she was still interested in you after that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we continue to talk and just get to know
Speaker 3: each other, and it was time for her to leave,
Speaker 3: and she was going to order an uber and I said,
Speaker 3: you know, let me just drive you home and we
Speaker 3: can continue to talk and just connect. And we finally
Speaker 3: get her place and she asked me to come.
Speaker 6: Up, okay, to see her big TV.
Speaker 1: So did you?
Speaker 3: Of course I came up. You're kidding me?
Speaker 1: A touchdown field goal? What did you get? First down?
Speaker 3: Nothing happened?
Speaker 2: Nothing happened?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, Yeah, we just sat, We had a drink
Speaker 3: or two, We talked. We talked, and we talked and
Speaker 3: she's like, oh, I got to get ready for my week,
Speaker 3: and I was like, that's my cute.
Speaker 2: So did you just do you think she was waiting
Speaker 2: for you to make a move.
Speaker 3: I didn't get that kind of a vibe. It was
Speaker 3: I don't know it was it was.
Speaker 5: It was just weird.
Speaker 3: I didn't like I wanted to, but at the same time,
Speaker 3: it's just me meeting her and yeah, the fine line
Speaker 3: between being respectful and not too.
Speaker 1: Absolutely okay, So how long were you in her place
Speaker 1: before you had to leave?
Speaker 3: No, it wasn't long. Twenty minutes, okay.
Speaker 6: To her credit, maybe she like, you know, sometimes you
Speaker 6: get a little over excited, like you're in the car.
Speaker 2: You're in the moment you're like, yeah, come up, or
Speaker 2: maybe that's what I should do.
Speaker 6: I should invite him up and then once you're up there,
Speaker 6: oh man, I gotta get up in the morning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. Okay, so what happened after you left
Speaker 1: your place? What's happened since that night?
Speaker 3: I texted, I've called no answer, so I'm really confused.
Speaker 1: Sounds like someone needs a hail Mary.
Speaker 2: We're gonna be done with football pods, don't get.
Speaker 1: We're gonna man explain all the football stuff to Alexis
Speaker 1: during this break, and then when we come back.
Speaker 3: I'm hoping that you guys can guide me through the
Speaker 3: game winning drive.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, let's end on that. We're gonna play a song.
Speaker 1: We'll come back. We'll call Geen if you try and
Speaker 1: get your second date update.
Speaker 3: All right, thank you?
Speaker 1: All right, hold on second date update. Just read a study.
Speaker 1: Every time a football game happens, a baby is born.
Speaker 1: That's a fact. I mean, there must be a connection
Speaker 1: there that football leads to baby.
Speaker 2: He's no, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It felt like now you made it weird. That's how
Speaker 1: our listener, Brian ended up meeting a woman named Gina
Speaker 1: at a football viewing party and he ended up driving
Speaker 1: her home that night, even got the invite to join
Speaker 1: her in her place. I was only there for about
Speaker 1: a half an hour before the night was pretty much
Speaker 1: over and he had to leave. So now can't reach
Speaker 1: her and he's calling in the pros. That's us dating
Speaker 1: pro supposedly, then find out the reason why. Brian, you
Speaker 1: ready to do this?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: You got your pads on, You got your jockstrap on.
Speaker 2: We don't need a jockstrap.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it's good to have protective gear before
Speaker 1: we go into these phone calls. Always use protection.
Speaker 5: Brother.
Speaker 1: Nope, he's adjusting. I got guard.
Speaker 3: I'm a little nervous.
Speaker 6: Guys, Oh, I think you should be too nervous. It
Speaker 6: doesn't sound like you did anything really stupid. I mean,
Speaker 6: at least from your side of the story.
Speaker 1: You know, if you did do something, and then we're
Speaker 1: gonna find out right now, and we're pretty dumb.
Speaker 5: So she doesn't love you dumb people.
Speaker 1: Somebody does. Yeah, we're just gonna take it as love.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 1: Let's style Gina's phone number and see if she answers,
Speaker 1: see what she has to say. Okay, here we.
Speaker 5: Go Hello, Hey, is this Gina speaking Gina?
Speaker 1: What's up? My name is jeffrom the radio show Brook
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry, who oh, No.
Speaker 2: It's okay.
Speaker 1: It happens like this.
Speaker 2: Wow, hi Genah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're on the radio right now with Brook
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning. That's Brooke. My name is
Speaker 1: Jeff We have Jose and Alexis here too.
Speaker 9: I'm sorry, I'm just I'm so caught off guard.
Speaker 7: There seems like there's a lot of people on the phone.
Speaker 9: I didn't I didn't even know they still haddio stations
Speaker 9: like a real radio station.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have a full team here.
Speaker 2: No, we got a podcast too. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're dying breeze, but we're trying to move into
Speaker 1: the future, so one of us will be gone soon.
Speaker 1: I'm sure the point of this.
Speaker 7: Call, I mean, you sound legit.
Speaker 1: So we got two almost compliments in five minute period.
Speaker 1: It's amazing. But look, we're trying to get a little
Speaker 1: bit of help for one of our listeners. His name
Speaker 1: is Brian, and you met him the other day.
Speaker 7: I met him the other day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you met him at a football viewing party.
Speaker 7: They were talking about the Brian that drove me home,
Speaker 7: that gave me a ride home.
Speaker 6: Yes, that's the Brian, the one that you invited up
Speaker 6: to your apartment after he dropped you off, and he,
Speaker 6: like he said, he hung out at your place for
Speaker 6: like a half hour.
Speaker 2: He has a crush on you. He likes you.
Speaker 7: I don't mean to sound conceited, but a lot of
Speaker 7: people do. I I'm an exercise rider. I'm a jockey,
Speaker 7: ride race horses, and.
Speaker 6: They get like a following the pot dudes that follow your.
Speaker 1: Fan so tight pants.
Speaker 9: Yeah. So the point I'm making is.
Speaker 1: I very busy and Okay, the whole point is that
Speaker 1: Brian had a really nice time hanging out with you
Speaker 1: that day, and he wants to do that again. That
Speaker 1: I'm I'm assuming that was some of all his texts.
Speaker 7: No, what, I wasn't sure if we would be a
Speaker 7: good match. So I invited him upstairs and put him
Speaker 7: through my test.
Speaker 2: So your test test, there's a test upstairs, make you
Speaker 2: sit down with a.
Speaker 1: Physical what test? Because we talked to him before we
Speaker 1: spoke to you, and he didn't mention anything about having
Speaker 1: to do a test.
Speaker 7: Well, I didn't tell him I was testing him a
Speaker 7: secret test.
Speaker 2: What's your test?
Speaker 7: Well, I just I'm a very active person and I
Speaker 7: one of my pet peeves is I have no tolerance
Speaker 7: for men that are lazy, and he just seems like
Speaker 7: one of those lazy tights after I put him to
Speaker 7: my test, and it was a very simple test.
Speaker 1: Okay, he seemed lazy after he offered to drive you
Speaker 1: home from the party that you guys attended. A lot
Speaker 1: of physical I mean I can turn left and right
Speaker 1: on the wheel.
Speaker 2: I'd like, how you say a lazy person?
Speaker 6: And Jose is automatically if in this room right now,
Speaker 6: I'm like, okay, how do you tell?
Speaker 2: How do you tell if he's lazy or not? What
Speaker 2: do you do?
Speaker 7: So I'm bringing out the drinks from the kitchen and
Speaker 7: I purposely knocked the remote off the end table to
Speaker 7: see if he'd be a gentleman and pick it up.
Speaker 7: And he did, but after I gave him the.
Speaker 8: Look, so he he he passed the test, But he
Speaker 8: didn't pass the test of the way you would have
Speaker 8: liked him to the test.
Speaker 7: I don't need a guy that's a couch potato.
Speaker 9: If you can't move three feet to your left and
Speaker 9: pick up a darn remote control, you.
Speaker 1: You're the one that knocked it over there.
Speaker 9: You know he should have grabbed the drink tray in
Speaker 9: the first place.
Speaker 2: Didn't you say? He picked up the remote though the
Speaker 2: death stair brook.
Speaker 7: But I had to give him the look.
Speaker 9: And then he walks over and gets the remote and
Speaker 9: he doesn't even like bend down to get it, just
Speaker 9: reaches forward like it was contaminated or something like it
Speaker 9: had sir. He's just like, here's your remote.
Speaker 2: This is strange.
Speaker 6: I mean, the person he described that he hung out
Speaker 6: with it was different than who you seem to be
Speaker 6: very active.
Speaker 5: I don't think.
Speaker 7: I don't know, maybe I had too much to drink
Speaker 7: that night. Because I am very caught off guard by
Speaker 7: this phone call.
Speaker 1: I think Brian is very caught off guard by this
Speaker 1: phone call too, because he's not he never mentioned this,
Speaker 1: and he's finding all of this out for the first time.
Speaker 1: I need to tell he's on the other line listening,
Speaker 1: and he definitely need to talk to you.
Speaker 6: Brian.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, here, I've heard the whole thing.
Speaker 2: It's a Brian test, like come on, like.
Speaker 3: Really, come on, I'm not a couch potato. And yeah,
Speaker 3: I did not bet my knees, but guess what I have.
Speaker 4: But I don't really know if that's a selling point
Speaker 4: if you're trying to get on to take me. Okay,
Speaker 4: you know, I'm not going to tell you that right away.
Speaker 3: You know, the invinment to your apartment.
Speaker 6: You I mean, do you think that maybe you you
Speaker 6: judged him too quickly?
Speaker 9: Absolutely not.
Speaker 7: Did you just hear what he said? I totally called it.
Speaker 4: Is those legs just because I haven't.
Speaker 3: Shut me out like that and brand me as a
Speaker 3: couch potato because.
Speaker 4: I have issues with my knees.
Speaker 6: I mean, maybe he has issues because he was so
Speaker 6: active that he was overused him.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Actually that's what my doctor said.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, And I think maybe the reason that he
Speaker 1: didn't want to get up and wanted to stay on
Speaker 1: the couch is he wanted to just be close next
Speaker 1: to you.
Speaker 9: Can you imagine ten years from now, you could just
Speaker 9: see Brian all laying out on the couch with his
Speaker 9: tendon night.
Speaker 3: How do you think your knees are going to be
Speaker 3: in ten years after jocking so much?
Speaker 2: She's a jockey, that's right.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I do yoga, Bryan. I can't be with someone
Speaker 7: that just sits on there and watches football.
Speaker 4: So why the hell in the world which you're gonna
Speaker 4: football party to sit you down and watch a football game.
Speaker 4: I'm so active.
Speaker 9: Shut up, Brian, hit on the couch with your dad,
Speaker 9: niece and another radio station.
Speaker 7: Because this is a start.
Speaker 3: I'm already here.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well before you go call, before you call the
Speaker 1: other radio station, Brian, let this radio station ask a
Speaker 1: question first, because we'd like to send you guys out
Speaker 1: on another date.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's passion, definitely passion.
Speaker 1: There's something.
Speaker 9: What do you mean another date?
Speaker 7: We'll go on a date with Brian.
Speaker 1: Okay, sure, we'll offer to send you on a first
Speaker 1: date on us.
Speaker 7: If Brian wants to date, he can go to the
Speaker 7: retirement home or assistant living because he's not coming back here.
Speaker 1: That's a good idea. Brian, are you close to an
Speaker 1: assisted living facility? I don't want to have to walk
Speaker 1: too far and hurt knees. Everybody's knees. Wow, Brian, you
Speaker 1: up for it.
Speaker 3: I call you guys for hope. And now I'm being
Speaker 3: shamed because I have night and my niece.
Speaker 1: Come on, like, hey, it's not gonna be forever man
Speaker 1: like you little rest and some ice and ibuprofen. It'll
Speaker 1: get better.
Speaker 7: God actually gets worse. That's not true, guys wicked
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning