WEBVTT - "The White Guy Expert" with Anthony Corballis 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:00.560 For you. 0:00:00.800 --> 0:00:05.120 The listeners of Unofficial Expert podcast. Zipcar is offering twenty 0:00:05.120 --> 0:00:08.200 five dollars or free driving credit at zipcar dot com. 0:00:08.440 --> 0:00:10.840 To earn twenty five dollars or free driving credit, go 0:00:10.920 --> 0:00:15.960 to join zipcar dot com slash Unofficial Experts. Again, that's 0:00:16.400 --> 0:00:20.760 joined zipcar dot com slash Unofficial Experts to earn free 0:00:20.840 --> 0:00:26.680 driving credit. Hey hi, Oh my goodness. This is the 0:00:26.920 --> 0:00:28.800 unofficial Expert. 0:00:28.640 --> 0:00:30.720 Where we think we know but we don't know. Yeah, 0:00:30.760 --> 0:00:32.200 we have no idea. 0:00:32.280 --> 0:00:33.320 Well, no, we know it all. 0:00:33.440 --> 0:00:35.559 I know it all. I feel like I do. I 0:00:35.600 --> 0:00:38.240 was an expert this week at being a good friend. 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:40.879 Oh that sounds terrible. What was that? How are you 0:00:40.880 --> 0:00:41.320 a good friend? 0:00:41.360 --> 0:00:41.680 This week? 0:00:42.040 --> 0:00:46.400 My friend got some bad news. And usually I'll be 0:00:46.400 --> 0:00:49.159 flaking on everybody. I'll be like, I'm busy. You got shows, 0:00:49.200 --> 0:00:49.640 da da da. 0:00:50.200 --> 0:00:54.120 And I actually came through after my show that was 0:00:54.200 --> 0:00:56.200 in Brooklyn. I came all the way to the city, 0:00:56.880 --> 0:01:01.720 hung out, stayed out, then went home late. Is that 0:01:01.720 --> 0:01:03.600 what it takes to be a good friend? Yeah? Well, 0:01:03.640 --> 0:01:05.360 and I'm a really crappy friend. 0:01:05.920 --> 0:01:07.040 But we know that already. 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:09.720 You're not leaving my burrow for your tears. We know 0:01:09.840 --> 0:01:11.679 that okay, Well, as long as long as you know 0:01:11.800 --> 0:01:13.520 I do. I'm also not leaving my burrow to go 0:01:13.560 --> 0:01:16.720 to Bushwick. I know that as well. I'm on it. 0:01:16.840 --> 0:01:18.240 What was I an expert at this week? 0:01:18.280 --> 0:01:20.480 I was an expert at washing my hair in under 0:01:20.600 --> 0:01:21.760 three hours this week. 0:01:22.319 --> 0:01:24.640 Yes, I did that yesterday and. 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:28.800 My hands were all pruney, you know, like when you're 0:01:28.800 --> 0:01:31.200 in the water too long your hands get like or 0:01:31.280 --> 0:01:33.160 your skin turns into like old people's skin. 0:01:33.400 --> 0:01:36.279 My hands have still not recovered. I don't know what's happening. 0:01:36.360 --> 0:01:40.880 But my scalp feels clear, and uh, it feels different 0:01:40.880 --> 0:01:43.000 when I like the wind hits my scalp. Now it's 0:01:43.040 --> 0:01:45.560 definitely clean. It's clean an expert. 0:01:45.880 --> 0:01:48.160 We can like put a finger through it and be like, no, 0:01:48.280 --> 0:01:52.040 please don't touch me. We're not that cool. No fuss, 0:01:52.040 --> 0:01:54.640 no fuss, there's gonna be a little bit of a fuss. 0:01:55.520 --> 0:01:57.280 So this is the show where we talk to experts 0:01:57.400 --> 0:02:01.880 about what they're really really well versed in, and today 0:02:02.000 --> 0:02:04.000 our expert is Anthony Corbali. 0:02:05.320 --> 0:02:09.920 Yeah, you guys, it's actually pronounced Corbalist. You've only known 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:11.320 me for two years, but that's cool. 0:02:11.560 --> 0:02:16.560 Actually, Actually, if you can't tell Anthony is our white 0:02:16.639 --> 0:02:17.440 man expert. 0:02:17.560 --> 0:02:20.200 He is so white and he is such a man, 0:02:20.280 --> 0:02:21.639 and we love all of that. 0:02:22.080 --> 0:02:24.080 He has on our expert classes today and he looks 0:02:24.080 --> 0:02:24.760 like a professor. 0:02:24.960 --> 0:02:29.040 Yes, yes, I'm robo white. That's why I am just 0:02:29.080 --> 0:02:30.399 ask me any white questions. 0:02:30.440 --> 0:02:31.160 I got your answer. 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:31.959 No, we just want to hear it. 0:02:31.960 --> 0:02:33.880 We want to ask you regular questions and then we 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:36.200 want to hear your super bige responses. 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:38.880 Yes, because I'm want to know the white man struggle. 0:02:39.040 --> 0:02:39.680 That's what we know. 0:02:39.919 --> 0:02:41.639 Can you tell us, Oh, you came to the right guy. 0:02:43.560 --> 0:02:46.359 White guys struggle number one depression. 0:02:47.400 --> 0:02:49.040 Oh do you want to talk about that? 0:02:49.200 --> 0:02:51.560 No, but I'm saying like that's a real white man 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:52.720 struggle is depression. 0:02:52.760 --> 0:02:55.480 Yeah, I was depressed yesterday. Oh really, I did watch 0:02:55.520 --> 0:02:57.320 three Netflix movies. What movies? 0:02:57.480 --> 0:02:58.160 Yes, what movies? 0:02:58.160 --> 0:03:02.120 Did you Deliverance not exactly a cheery movie. Yeah, that's 0:03:02.360 --> 0:03:06.200 mail rape in that movie, that's Deliveries. No, it actually 0:03:06.200 --> 0:03:07.040 snapped me out of it. 0:03:08.680 --> 0:03:11.320 You were like, I'm doing bad, but not that bad. Yeah, 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:13.440 it's a really good Wednesday. 0:03:13.560 --> 0:03:15.400 Yeah, but in a weird way. 0:03:15.440 --> 0:03:17.400 Like when I first watched Deliverance, it scared me because 0:03:17.400 --> 0:03:19.120 it's so creepy seeing a guy get raped. 0:03:19.240 --> 0:03:20.720 But now I was like, oh, that was kind of 0:03:20.760 --> 0:03:22.920 a good move, like in a kinky way, like with 0:03:23.040 --> 0:03:24.880 consensual rape. Oh, there you go. 0:03:25.040 --> 0:03:28.720 Sorry, consensual consensual ravens the thing which that was because 0:03:28.720 --> 0:03:30.920 they were actors, they were consenting to the rape. 0:03:31.000 --> 0:03:33.239 So I saw how exciting it was. 0:03:33.280 --> 0:03:36.040 She would be given those white man excuses. There's no 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:38.440 such thing. That sounds like something that they would say, 0:03:38.720 --> 0:03:43.920 but it was she wanted. 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:48.360 She said no, no, she told me to rape her. 0:03:48.560 --> 0:03:51.800 What she said it took a really dark turn too fast. 0:03:51.840 --> 0:03:55.080 We're not we're not We're not even in kindergarten yet. 0:03:55.400 --> 0:03:56.560 We haven't been doing this long enough. 0:03:56.600 --> 0:03:59.240 Let's okay, So you watched Deliverance. What else did you watch? 0:03:59.440 --> 0:04:02.080 And then I watched the Janis Joplin documentary and then 0:04:02.120 --> 0:04:04.800 the Alan Iverson documentary. 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:09.600 Let's get into that that. What was your perspective on 0:04:10.120 --> 0:04:14.880 Alan Iverson? The answer? How do you feel about Ai? Oh? 0:04:14.960 --> 0:04:17.080 You gotta love him. He's great. 0:04:17.279 --> 0:04:19.280 But that story that where he got arrested in high 0:04:19.320 --> 0:04:21.760 school is really fucked up because he was at a 0:04:21.800 --> 0:04:24.080 bowling Allan. They got into a brawl and he did. 0:04:24.640 --> 0:04:27.240 He got sentenced to fifteen years for a brawl in 0:04:27.279 --> 0:04:30.560 a bowling alley in Virginia. If you were wondering about 0:04:30.560 --> 0:04:33.720 the criminal justice system and what's wrong with it. 0:04:34.600 --> 0:04:35.520 But he didn't go to jello. 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:38.479 He did four months. He had to get the governor 0:04:38.520 --> 0:04:39.320 to pardon him. 0:04:39.400 --> 0:04:41.520 And the only reason he got that was because everybody 0:04:41.560 --> 0:04:43.039 knew he was gonna be famous ballplayer. 0:04:43.279 --> 0:04:45.479 So he got he got out. He would have done 0:04:45.720 --> 0:04:46.440 five years. 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:47.440 Somebody died. 0:04:48.400 --> 0:04:49.200 I was like, what happened? 0:04:49.200 --> 0:04:51.760 Somebody broke a thumb, somebody broke an arm, and somebody 0:04:51.760 --> 0:04:52.360 got a gash. 0:04:53.480 --> 0:04:55.760 Wow, he got out of that. He probably had somebody 0:04:55.760 --> 0:04:56.559 wide on his side. 0:04:57.839 --> 0:05:00.280 Well, he was going pro, so he had, you know, 0:05:00.720 --> 0:05:02.039 his beige. 0:05:02.120 --> 0:05:03.920 If he hadn't been going pro, he would have done 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:07.599 five years for a bowling alley bro How much. 0:05:07.440 --> 0:05:09.599 Time did everybody else do? Did anybody else do anytime? 0:05:10.800 --> 0:05:12.960 Because he got off, his other friends got off too, 0:05:14.040 --> 0:05:15.400 so they all got really lucky. 0:05:15.839 --> 0:05:17.040 But I mean, it's fun that they were in that 0:05:17.120 --> 0:05:18.200 situation and begin with. 0:05:18.279 --> 0:05:21.040 Yes, in a bowling alley like bowling alley, and I 0:05:21.080 --> 0:05:21.679 don't like bowling. 0:05:21.720 --> 0:05:24.600 Bowling is not that great like bowling for me. Is cool, 0:05:24.640 --> 0:05:26.800 Like I put on those nasty ass shoes. 0:05:26.839 --> 0:05:29.599 They're always discussing and they always look like clown Like 0:05:29.640 --> 0:05:31.800 why I understand that the bottoms need to have that 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:34.600 grip or whatever. Can't we just put regular shoes on 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:36.799 and have that little slidey thing on them and be good. 0:05:37.160 --> 0:05:39.640 They always look funky, always. 0:05:39.400 --> 0:05:41.880 Has blue and red shoes, and you know it be 0:05:41.920 --> 0:05:44.280 somebody who real comfortable. They just put their feet in there. 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:46.760 It's like no socks, no socks. 0:05:47.080 --> 0:05:52.320 Really, somebody really brad. 0:05:53.080 --> 0:05:57.920 Disgusting band aid juice in the fin this ship and. 0:05:57.839 --> 0:06:00.440 Then you know that spray ain't nothing but like water missed. 0:06:00.640 --> 0:06:04.000 Just oh yeah, it's like a stop that fun disgusting. 0:06:04.040 --> 0:06:06.479 Oh my god, it's so bad, so gross. 0:06:06.520 --> 0:06:10.440 Anyway, bowling is terrible. But so you tell us about you. 0:06:10.440 --> 0:06:11.640 You're from where? 0:06:12.160 --> 0:06:13.320 From Greenwich, Connecticut? 0:06:13.560 --> 0:06:13.920 Bam? 0:06:14.000 --> 0:06:17.200 That is like white man. That's like the mecca of 0:06:17.279 --> 0:06:25.440 beige right there. It's like, oh holy, yes, holy. I 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:29.359 think that all young white males have to travel to 0:06:29.400 --> 0:06:32.440 Greenwich before they turn of forty. 0:06:32.800 --> 0:06:36.719 Uh, that's like their pilgrimage. Yeah, to be especially white, 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:39.359 you have to go to Greenwich. What's what states have 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:40.600 you been to like, where have you. 0:06:40.560 --> 0:06:44.160 Gone everywhere except Alaska? No? 0:06:44.160 --> 0:06:46.480 No, no, tell us where like you've been a Maine, yeah, 0:06:46.560 --> 0:06:49.040 Rhode Island, ye, very North Dakota. 0:06:48.839 --> 0:06:51.560 Yes, actually ship no I did. I did one of 0:06:51.600 --> 0:06:52.680 the Dakotas. 0:06:52.200 --> 0:06:59.640 Not Dakota is Dakota, Montana Yeah, New Hampshire yep. 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:02.360 Iowa, ye city. You don't know. No states. 0:07:02.400 --> 0:07:04.840 I've been everywhere, all of them except one of the 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:07.760 Dakotas in Alaska, the white ones. No, even Hawaii. I've 0:07:07.760 --> 0:07:11.120 been to Hawaiian all that. I almost went to Antarctica. 0:07:11.640 --> 0:07:14.760 No, Arkansas, that's what Arkansas? Yeah? 0:07:15.760 --> 0:07:18.000 Well Nebraska, yep. 0:07:19.680 --> 0:07:23.200 Driving when you drive across country, you go through Nebraska, Missouri, yep. 0:07:23.960 --> 0:07:30.240 I don't know anymore, Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, Arizona, New Mexicoah 0:07:30.280 --> 0:07:37.320 for Colorado, Wyoming, Tennessee, Tennessee, South Carolina, North Carolina, Georgia, Virginia, 0:07:37.360 --> 0:07:37.840 West Virginia. 0:07:37.840 --> 0:07:38.760 All those states are white. 0:07:39.440 --> 0:07:39.680 Vania. 0:07:39.920 --> 0:07:41.360 I think he just washing again. 0:07:41.560 --> 0:07:44.400 Washington. Yeah, and now I'm just showing off. 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:48.200 Yeah, clearly. Oklahoma. You've been to Oklahoma. 0:07:48.520 --> 0:07:49.880 Of course, I've been to Oklahoma. 0:07:49.880 --> 0:07:50.440 What did you do it? 0:07:50.600 --> 0:07:53.040 They got horsetails like twenty feet high there, What the 0:07:53.080 --> 0:07:54.920 hell is a horsetail? You're going to think this is 0:07:54.960 --> 0:07:56.920 not very white if I tell you about telling me 0:07:57.040 --> 0:08:02.000 I went wildcrafting in okay O. That does sound because 0:08:02.040 --> 0:08:06.400 I was studying herbal medicine and they got a lot 0:08:06.400 --> 0:08:09.040 of wild herbs in Oklahoma, a lot of good stuff, 0:08:09.120 --> 0:08:11.000 so we were wildcrafting. 0:08:11.080 --> 0:08:13.040 Wait, what is wild? Explain? 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:15.200 It's like, why when you pick herbs in the. 0:08:15.160 --> 0:08:17.560 Wild, isn't that just called gardening? 0:08:18.240 --> 0:08:20.040 No, that's when you have a garden in your backyard. 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:20.480 This is when you. 0:08:20.480 --> 0:08:23.040 Don't have at and you go out in the woods 0:08:23.240 --> 0:08:24.000 and you pick shit. 0:08:25.520 --> 0:08:28.040 I'm learning so much, like I feel so stupid Sydney 0:08:28.080 --> 0:08:29.520 right now. I don't know what Sydney. Did you know 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:33.080 what that was? Do you see my face? Wild crafting? 0:08:33.559 --> 0:08:34.560 So you did that in. 0:08:34.600 --> 0:08:36.600 I got college credit for this ship because I went 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:39.200 to this freak school called the School. 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:42.200 This is how white men pass like they got to 0:08:42.240 --> 0:08:43.439 do ship like this. 0:08:43.520 --> 0:08:45.360 Oh yeah, because I was going to fail out of school. 0:08:46.040 --> 0:08:50.400 Yeah yeah, yeah, No, I should have failed out of school. 0:08:50.400 --> 0:08:53.040 I should have gotten thrown out of school. Well, a 0:08:53.040 --> 0:08:54.240 lot of stories I was going. 0:08:54.160 --> 0:08:56.480 To get thrown out and then I got elected class president. 0:08:56.600 --> 0:08:58.640 What were you going to get thrown out for? Yes? 0:08:58.679 --> 0:09:00.679 Because I went to prep school and gree I got 0:09:00.720 --> 0:09:04.000 the worst grades. Yeah, yeah, I went to this place 0:09:04.040 --> 0:09:09.240 called Salisbury. It's all it's still all boys school in s. 0:09:10.559 --> 0:09:16.000 Soul Spurer, I'm sorry, Can young man please direct me 0:09:16.040 --> 0:09:16.920 to sols about it? 0:09:17.120 --> 0:09:20.320 So? What was the uniform? 0:09:20.600 --> 0:09:21.400 Coat? And tie? 0:09:22.640 --> 0:09:27.640 Did you hear that? Coat? Coat and dust? Excuse me? 0:09:27.640 --> 0:09:27.679 So? 0:09:27.840 --> 0:09:31.439 Can I take your coatly? May I take your coat? 0:09:32.080 --> 0:09:35.079 Coat is very heavy? So it wasn't a blazer? 0:09:35.400 --> 0:09:38.080 Yes, blazer, but you call it coat. 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:42.560 We're learning so much? This is so? 0:09:43.320 --> 0:09:45.560 Or you could wear a turtleneck instead of a tie. 0:09:45.559 --> 0:09:47.040 That was like when you were getting crazy. 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:49.760 Have you ever seen a turtleneck and a tie? Combo? 0:09:52.920 --> 0:09:57.800 Now I want to do that. Yeah, okay, so turtleneck. 0:09:57.840 --> 0:10:00.200 What were the pants like? It was like a khaki or. 0:10:00.200 --> 0:10:03.520 Like a yeah, anything except jeans. You couldn't wear jeans. 0:10:03.559 --> 0:10:06.840 You couldn't wear somedim. 0:10:07.920 --> 0:10:08.920 I did you tobacco? 0:10:09.080 --> 0:10:10.440 Which which is weight? 0:10:11.520 --> 0:10:12.800 You're not going to smoke in the room? You got? 0:10:12.920 --> 0:10:13.520 How old were you? 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:14.600 Ninth grade? 0:10:14.760 --> 0:10:16.280 So like thirteen? Tobacco? 0:10:16.480 --> 0:10:18.920 You just ruining your gums and the ninth grade. 0:10:19.120 --> 0:10:20.720 Can you smile at us so we can see your gums? 0:10:22.000 --> 0:10:22.280 He got it. 0:10:22.360 --> 0:10:25.920 He got a dentisty clearly obviously didn't It's not I 0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:26.720 don't fix your gun. 0:10:26.840 --> 0:10:31.040 Yeah, that's true, foolish. 0:10:31.360 --> 0:10:33.760 So you went to Souls Barrow and it was all 0:10:33.800 --> 0:10:35.079 boys school, all boys school. 0:10:35.120 --> 0:10:37.560 I've been doing all boy day school before that, where 0:10:37.559 --> 0:10:38.000 I wore a. 0:10:38.000 --> 0:10:40.400 Brown we got day, we got prep. What else? 0:10:40.520 --> 0:10:43.199 I had a brown and white uniform first through fifth 0:10:43.200 --> 0:10:46.000 grade brown and white little patch on the sweater that 0:10:46.080 --> 0:10:53.240 said courage, Honor, Truth, awful. But then sixth grade coat 0:10:53.240 --> 0:10:55.480 and tie six. 0:10:55.320 --> 0:10:58.200 Through so they had you like grown men in the 0:10:58.240 --> 0:11:01.040 sixth grade. Yes, like you look like you had mortgage 0:11:01.040 --> 0:11:01.959 and ship on your face. 0:11:02.240 --> 0:11:04.400 Oh yeah, oh you know what school I went to? 0:11:04.440 --> 0:11:06.040 Okay, So the school I went to, you know those 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:09.440 like Winklevoss brothers from the Facebook movie. 0:11:09.520 --> 0:11:11.400 Yeah, they went to Brunswick. That's the school that I 0:11:11.440 --> 0:11:13.560 went to. Runs yeaheah. 0:11:13.720 --> 0:11:21.120 You gotta be making every coat and yeah. 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:21.800 Yeah. 0:11:21.880 --> 0:11:24.360 So I was checking this out because my nephew was 0:11:24.400 --> 0:11:25.320 looking at prep schools. 0:11:25.360 --> 0:11:26.720 He goes to Brooks right now. 0:11:26.760 --> 0:11:31.319 Oh, Brooks, Brooks, Brooks to put it on the back murder. 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:35.160 Sixty two thousand dollars a year to go to Salisbury? 0:11:35.240 --> 0:11:35.559 Right now? 0:11:35.600 --> 0:11:36.800 What how how old is he? 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:38.800 No, No, he doesn't go to Salisbury. 0:11:38.960 --> 0:11:42.040 I'm saying when he was looking at schools, it's the 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:44.040 most expensive school in the country right. 0:11:43.880 --> 0:11:45.560 Now, two thousands. 0:11:46.440 --> 0:11:48.040 Well, you can't take I don't know. You gotta have money. 0:11:48.080 --> 0:11:49.760 You have to go to an interview process. 0:11:49.800 --> 0:11:50.760 This is a prep school. 0:11:50.920 --> 0:11:52.719 Prep school one year sixty. 0:11:53.040 --> 0:11:54.600 Wait, so what is the point of prep school? Yeah? 0:11:54.600 --> 0:11:56.440 What do you learn to get you ready for high school? 0:11:56.920 --> 0:11:57.920 Get you ready to rape? 0:11:57.920 --> 0:11:58.120 Well? 0:11:58.160 --> 0:12:02.240 I thought I thought it was like going to college. 0:12:02.320 --> 0:12:04.240 That's why I went. My sister's like, yeah, you could 0:12:04.280 --> 0:12:07.000 party all the time. It's like going to college. So 0:12:07.080 --> 0:12:09.400 that's why I decided to go. And then I get 0:12:09.440 --> 0:12:12.280 there and it's just they lied to me clearly because 0:12:12.280 --> 0:12:13.920 I was like, I'm not going to some all boys school. 0:12:13.920 --> 0:12:16.320 You gotta be fucking kidding me, Like, you're crazy. 0:12:16.120 --> 0:12:23.000 If you think of where are the holes at Wait? 0:12:23.080 --> 0:12:25.520 Wait, hold on that you decided you wanted to go 0:12:25.520 --> 0:12:29.200 to Salisbury as a thirteen year old, Like, yeah, it 0:12:29.320 --> 0:12:30.240 was your choice. 0:12:30.320 --> 0:12:32.520 You had a choice at how much exactly? 0:12:32.559 --> 0:12:35.400 I didn't The only choice I had was get smacked 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:37.360 or just go without getting smacked. 0:12:37.600 --> 0:12:40.080 H So you how much did it cost when you 0:12:40.120 --> 0:12:41.640 were in ninth grade? Do that much? 0:12:41.679 --> 0:12:43.839 It was just like probably five thousand. 0:12:44.800 --> 0:12:48.120 Just five thousand. You know the school is free? Yeah, 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:50.120 public school, It's free as hell. 0:12:50.360 --> 0:12:50.600 Yeah. 0:12:50.640 --> 0:12:53.120 Well I ended up going to public school because I 0:12:53.160 --> 0:12:55.120 had all this and I was the first person in 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:57.439 my family history to ever go to public school. 0:12:57.520 --> 0:13:00.680 Damn you brought you change and changing life right here. 0:13:00.960 --> 0:13:04.200 My mother couldn't tell my grandfather for six months that 0:13:04.280 --> 0:13:04.520 I went. 0:13:04.720 --> 0:13:05.120 I was going. 0:13:05.120 --> 0:13:08.599 What did your grandfather care? Because did he also go 0:13:08.640 --> 0:13:09.880 to Salisbury or Brooks? 0:13:09.960 --> 0:13:11.000 Or he went to St. Mark's? 0:13:11.080 --> 0:13:13.360 Did he die right after that? Did you hear that? 0:13:13.440 --> 0:13:22.520 And was like you killed him? You're horrible? So your 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:24.560 nephew is thinking about going. 0:13:24.480 --> 0:13:25.959 Or he's going to Brooks right now? 0:13:26.000 --> 0:13:26.920 And how much does that cost? 0:13:27.320 --> 0:13:30.079 It's not as much as Salisbury, but it's it's ridiculous. 0:13:30.520 --> 0:13:33.840 All right, Let's move on. Too much school that you 0:13:33.840 --> 0:13:35.880 were going to. So you went to all the school 0:13:35.880 --> 0:13:37.360 and then you still almost failed out. 0:13:37.600 --> 0:13:38.839 Oh yeah, I was failing out of school. 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:39.800 What was your grades? 0:13:39.960 --> 0:13:42.920 I was getting like they had letter number grades, which 0:13:42.920 --> 0:13:46.920 were worse because I was getting a forty five failing 0:13:46.920 --> 0:13:49.000 a fifty nine. So if you get a forty five, 0:13:49.040 --> 0:13:50.400 that really pulls it down. 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:51.480 Dumb as hell. 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:53.439 No, I just wasn't doing my word. 0:13:53.600 --> 0:13:57.800 Worry aboudy else getting I don't know, eighties nineties, What 0:13:57.840 --> 0:13:59.640 were you forty five? 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:00.800 I was pissed. 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:02.680 He was out there chewing that tobac. 0:14:04.240 --> 0:14:06.720 No I got there. You couldn't drink. See, I was 0:14:06.760 --> 0:14:08.920 like allowed to drink and smoke at home. 0:14:09.200 --> 0:14:11.959 Oh my god, you were thirteen When I was. 0:14:12.000 --> 0:14:14.120 In seventh grade, I smoked cigarettes. 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:18.120 What was your drink of choice as a thirteen year old? 0:14:19.520 --> 0:14:21.280 I'll have a nice scotch on the rocks? Can I 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:24.120 have an old Fashioned? And then a sidecar? Can I 0:14:24.120 --> 0:14:24.840 get a Sassarex? 0:14:24.880 --> 0:14:30.040 I'm gonna drink all this in Manhattan? Extra cherries, gin, martini, 0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:31.600 a gin? 0:14:32.720 --> 0:14:35.000 Where did you have a vesper vest? 0:14:39.760 --> 0:14:41.880 Okay, so you were drinking your mom? You don't remember 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:42.560 what you were drinking? 0:14:43.440 --> 0:14:45.800 Okay, Well I would drinking beer, Okay, coming into the city, 0:14:45.880 --> 0:14:47.480 drink with my dad. He'd be like stock the fridge 0:14:47.520 --> 0:14:49.760 with beer. This is eighth grade. I had a fake id. 0:14:50.400 --> 0:14:54.000 Then we go out to dinner, wine, champagne, cocktails, and 0:14:54.040 --> 0:14:55.560 then he'd be like, here's a hundred bucks, a couple 0:14:55.600 --> 0:14:56.960 of hundred bucks, go out have fun. 0:14:57.040 --> 0:14:58.040 I had no cur for you. 0:14:58.080 --> 0:15:01.640 I would take my friends to the clubs and drink shots, 0:15:01.720 --> 0:15:02.800 drink beer whatever. 0:15:03.120 --> 0:15:07.640 In eighth grade. Eighth grade, I'm not, well, you're twelve 0:15:07.800 --> 0:15:10.000 years old. I had a fake ID does why he's 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:12.280 white man? Just be doing anything and everything? 0:15:12.320 --> 0:15:12.480 Wait? 0:15:12.520 --> 0:15:13.640 Your dad knew you were twelve? 0:15:13.760 --> 0:15:16.120 Right, and he was like, yeah, I was fourteen. 0:15:16.240 --> 0:15:19.000 Maybe he was so drunk. I didn't remember your age? 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:22.360 Was it That drinking age is eighteen back then? So 0:15:22.400 --> 0:15:23.400 they were like, you were. 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:28.080 Still really far off from eighteen. You're still five years old? 0:15:29.240 --> 0:15:29.400 Yeah? 0:15:29.480 --> 0:15:31.120 Yeah, Wait he wanted to be cool. 0:15:31.240 --> 0:15:33.200 Wait what rest of her? Wait? Where were you guys 0:15:33.200 --> 0:15:35.200 getting done? At the waiter? Was just like where am 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:38.080 I dropping this check? And co oh? Now you were Anthony? 0:15:38.120 --> 0:15:40.040 Did you still have this face? Did you have like 0:15:40.040 --> 0:15:42.000 an older man's face at fourteen? 0:15:42.120 --> 0:15:45.560 I was six foot two and a half at thirteen, 0:15:46.440 --> 0:15:47.560 so I looked eighteen. 0:15:48.360 --> 0:15:51.560 I shrunk drunk three quarters of an inch. 0:15:51.400 --> 0:15:54.200 With so you like, I'm not going to do that. Man, 0:15:54.240 --> 0:15:56.280 when you lose your white privilege. You just get a 0:15:56.320 --> 0:15:58.640 little shorter. That's it. No, it's not. 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:02.000 He still has She's just you know, just you know, 0:16:02.160 --> 0:16:03.480 he's not drinking enough milk. 0:16:03.600 --> 0:16:04.000 Probably. 0:16:04.360 --> 0:16:09.160 Bones were like, okay, so you were drinking with your dad. 0:16:09.200 --> 0:16:10.800 You're drinking with your mom. 0:16:10.840 --> 0:16:12.960 Just smoking cigarettes with my mom. Didn't drink with her? 0:16:12.960 --> 0:16:15.240 Oh your mom she had she was a yeah, she 0:16:15.280 --> 0:16:15.840 was a smoker. 0:16:15.880 --> 0:16:18.520 She was like, you as well do it in front 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:18.720 of me. 0:16:18.880 --> 0:16:20.880 So you guys were just like, she'd can you let 0:16:20.920 --> 0:16:22.320 me up? And you guys would like, bun cigarettes? 0:16:22.400 --> 0:16:23.000 Is that what happened? 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:24.760 I was like, mom, can you do a smoke ring? 0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:27.000 She's like she tried and she couldn't. I was like, 0:16:27.680 --> 0:16:28.880 I can do a smoke ring. 0:16:29.080 --> 0:16:31.920 She goes, yeah, right, Oh, like in Alice in Wonderland 0:16:32.000 --> 0:16:35.520 when they make that the circles the caterpillar. 0:16:35.600 --> 0:16:37.800 So she gives me a drag of cigarette and I 0:16:37.840 --> 0:16:40.880 go and I popped. One goes all the way across 0:16:40.920 --> 0:16:44.920 the kitchen like its an, goes around her nose and uh. 0:16:45.040 --> 0:16:47.040 And she's like, all right, here's a pack of cigarettes. 0:16:47.520 --> 0:16:48.840 What does it Yep? 0:16:49.560 --> 0:16:51.240 That was the test. That was the true test. 0:16:51.280 --> 0:16:53.800 No, She's like you're obviously already smoking, so you don't. 0:16:53.800 --> 0:16:54.960 I don't want you to hide it from me. 0:16:55.160 --> 0:16:57.040 I would still want you to hide it from me 0:16:57.080 --> 0:16:59.040 because I know you'd be smoking less cigarettes. 0:16:59.440 --> 0:16:59.760 Okay. 0:16:59.800 --> 0:17:02.040 So yeah, and I quit by the eighth grade. See 0:17:02.040 --> 0:17:03.240