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Speaker 1: Where we think we know but we don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we have no idea.
Speaker 3: Well, no, we know it all.
Speaker 1: I know it all. I feel like I do. I
Speaker 1: was an expert this week at being a good friend.
Speaker 1: Oh that sounds terrible. What was that? How are you
Speaker 1: a good friend?
Speaker 4: This week?
Speaker 2: My friend got some bad news. And usually I'll be
Speaker 2: flaking on everybody. I'll be like, I'm busy. You got shows,
Speaker 2: da da da.
Speaker 1: And I actually came through after my show that was
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn. I came all the way to the city,
Speaker 1: hung out, stayed out, then went home late. Is that
Speaker 1: what it takes to be a good friend? Yeah? Well,
Speaker 1: and I'm a really crappy friend.
Speaker 3: But we know that already.
Speaker 1: You're not leaving my burrow for your tears. We know
Speaker 1: that okay, Well, as long as long as you know
Speaker 1: I do. I'm also not leaving my burrow to go
Speaker 1: to Bushwick. I know that as well. I'm on it.
Speaker 1: What was I an expert at this week?
Speaker 3: I was an expert at washing my hair in under
Speaker 3: three hours this week.
Speaker 1: Yes, I did that yesterday and.
Speaker 3: My hands were all pruney, you know, like when you're
Speaker 3: in the water too long your hands get like or
Speaker 3: your skin turns into like old people's skin.
Speaker 1: My hands have still not recovered. I don't know what's happening.
Speaker 3: But my scalp feels clear, and uh, it feels different
Speaker 3: when I like the wind hits my scalp. Now it's
Speaker 3: definitely clean. It's clean an expert.
Speaker 1: We can like put a finger through it and be like, no,
Speaker 1: please don't touch me. We're not that cool. No fuss,
Speaker 1: no fuss, there's gonna be a little bit of a fuss.
Speaker 3: So this is the show where we talk to experts
Speaker 3: about what they're really really well versed in, and today
Speaker 3: our expert is Anthony Corbali.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys, it's actually pronounced Corbalist. You've only known
Speaker 5: me for two years, but that's cool.
Speaker 3: Actually, Actually, if you can't tell Anthony is our white
Speaker 3: man expert.
Speaker 2: He is so white and he is such a man,
Speaker 2: and we love all of that.
Speaker 3: He has on our expert classes today and he looks
Speaker 3: like a professor.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, I'm robo white. That's why I am just
Speaker 5: ask me any white questions.
Speaker 4: I got your answer.
Speaker 1: No, we just want to hear it.
Speaker 3: We want to ask you regular questions and then we
Speaker 3: want to hear your super bige responses.
Speaker 2: Yes, because I'm want to know the white man struggle.
Speaker 1: That's what we know.
Speaker 4: Can you tell us, Oh, you came to the right guy.
Speaker 1: White guys struggle number one depression.
Speaker 4: Oh do you want to talk about that?
Speaker 2: No, but I'm saying like that's a real white man
Speaker 2: struggle is depression.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was depressed yesterday. Oh really, I did watch
Speaker 4: three Netflix movies. What movies?
Speaker 1: Yes, what movies?
Speaker 5: Did you Deliverance not exactly a cheery movie. Yeah, that's
Speaker 5: mail rape in that movie, that's Deliveries. No, it actually
Speaker 5: snapped me out of it.
Speaker 1: You were like, I'm doing bad, but not that bad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a really good Wednesday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but in a weird way.
Speaker 5: Like when I first watched Deliverance, it scared me because
Speaker 5: it's so creepy seeing a guy get raped.
Speaker 4: But now I was like, oh, that was kind of
Speaker 4: a good move, like in a kinky way, like with
Speaker 4: consensual rape. Oh, there you go.
Speaker 5: Sorry, consensual consensual ravens the thing which that was because
Speaker 5: they were actors, they were consenting to the rape.
Speaker 4: So I saw how exciting it was.
Speaker 1: She would be given those white man excuses. There's no
Speaker 1: such thing. That sounds like something that they would say,
Speaker 1: but it was she wanted.
Speaker 4: She said no, no, she told me to rape her.
Speaker 1: What she said it took a really dark turn too fast.
Speaker 4: We're not we're not We're not even in kindergarten yet.
Speaker 1: We haven't been doing this long enough.
Speaker 3: Let's okay, So you watched Deliverance. What else did you watch?
Speaker 5: And then I watched the Janis Joplin documentary and then
Speaker 5: the Alan Iverson documentary.
Speaker 1: Let's get into that that. What was your perspective on
Speaker 1: Alan Iverson? The answer? How do you feel about Ai? Oh?
Speaker 4: You gotta love him. He's great.
Speaker 5: But that story that where he got arrested in high
Speaker 5: school is really fucked up because he was at a
Speaker 5: bowling Allan. They got into a brawl and he did.
Speaker 5: He got sentenced to fifteen years for a brawl in
Speaker 5: a bowling alley in Virginia. If you were wondering about
Speaker 5: the criminal justice system and what's wrong with it.
Speaker 1: But he didn't go to jello.
Speaker 4: He did four months. He had to get the governor
Speaker 4: to pardon him.
Speaker 5: And the only reason he got that was because everybody
Speaker 5: knew he was gonna be famous ballplayer.
Speaker 4: So he got he got out. He would have done
Speaker 4: five years.
Speaker 1: Somebody died.
Speaker 4: I was like, what happened?
Speaker 5: Somebody broke a thumb, somebody broke an arm, and somebody
Speaker 5: got a gash.
Speaker 1: Wow, he got out of that. He probably had somebody
Speaker 1: wide on his side.
Speaker 3: Well, he was going pro, so he had, you know,
Speaker 3: his beige.
Speaker 4: If he hadn't been going pro, he would have done
Speaker 4: five years for a bowling alley bro How much.
Speaker 1: Time did everybody else do? Did anybody else do anytime?
Speaker 5: Because he got off, his other friends got off too,
Speaker 5: so they all got really lucky.
Speaker 4: But I mean, it's fun that they were in that
Speaker 4: situation and begin with.
Speaker 2: Yes, in a bowling alley like bowling alley, and I
Speaker 2: don't like bowling.
Speaker 1: Bowling is not that great like bowling for me. Is cool,
Speaker 1: Like I put on those nasty ass shoes.
Speaker 3: They're always discussing and they always look like clown Like
Speaker 3: why I understand that the bottoms need to have that
Speaker 3: grip or whatever. Can't we just put regular shoes on
Speaker 3: and have that little slidey thing on them and be good.
Speaker 3: They always look funky, always.
Speaker 1: Has blue and red shoes, and you know it be
Speaker 1: somebody who real comfortable. They just put their feet in there.
Speaker 1: It's like no socks, no socks.
Speaker 3: Really, somebody really brad.
Speaker 4: Disgusting band aid juice in the fin this ship and.
Speaker 1: Then you know that spray ain't nothing but like water missed.
Speaker 4: Just oh yeah, it's like a stop that fun disgusting.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's so bad, so gross.
Speaker 3: Anyway, bowling is terrible. But so you tell us about you.
Speaker 1: You're from where?
Speaker 4: From Greenwich, Connecticut?
Speaker 1: Bam?
Speaker 3: That is like white man. That's like the mecca of
Speaker 3: beige right there. It's like, oh holy, yes, holy. I
Speaker 3: think that all young white males have to travel to
Speaker 3: Greenwich before they turn of forty.
Speaker 1: Uh, that's like their pilgrimage. Yeah, to be especially white,
Speaker 1: you have to go to Greenwich. What's what states have
Speaker 1: you been to like, where have you.
Speaker 4: Gone everywhere except Alaska? No?
Speaker 3: No, no, tell us where like you've been a Maine, yeah,
Speaker 3: Rhode Island, ye, very North Dakota.
Speaker 5: Yes, actually ship no I did. I did one of
Speaker 5: the Dakotas.
Speaker 3: Not Dakota is Dakota, Montana Yeah, New Hampshire yep.
Speaker 1: Iowa, ye city. You don't know. No states.
Speaker 5: I've been everywhere, all of them except one of the
Speaker 5: Dakotas in Alaska, the white ones. No, even Hawaii. I've
Speaker 5: been to Hawaiian all that. I almost went to Antarctica.
Speaker 1: No, Arkansas, that's what Arkansas? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Well Nebraska, yep.
Speaker 5: Driving when you drive across country, you go through Nebraska, Missouri, yep.
Speaker 5: I don't know anymore, Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, Arizona, New Mexicoah
Speaker 5: for Colorado, Wyoming, Tennessee, Tennessee, South Carolina, North Carolina, Georgia, Virginia,
Speaker 5: West Virginia.
Speaker 1: All those states are white.
Speaker 4: Vania.
Speaker 1: I think he just washing again.
Speaker 4: Washington. Yeah, and now I'm just showing off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, clearly. Oklahoma. You've been to Oklahoma.
Speaker 4: Of course, I've been to Oklahoma.
Speaker 1: What did you do it?
Speaker 5: They got horsetails like twenty feet high there, What the
Speaker 5: hell is a horsetail? You're going to think this is
Speaker 5: not very white if I tell you about telling me
Speaker 5: I went wildcrafting in okay O. That does sound because
Speaker 5: I was studying herbal medicine and they got a lot
Speaker 5: of wild herbs in Oklahoma, a lot of good stuff,
Speaker 5: so we were wildcrafting.
Speaker 1: Wait, what is wild? Explain?
Speaker 4: It's like, why when you pick herbs in the.
Speaker 1: Wild, isn't that just called gardening?
Speaker 4: No, that's when you have a garden in your backyard.
Speaker 4: This is when you.
Speaker 5: Don't have at and you go out in the woods
Speaker 5: and you pick shit.
Speaker 1: I'm learning so much, like I feel so stupid Sydney
Speaker 1: right now. I don't know what Sydney. Did you know
Speaker 1: what that was? Do you see my face? Wild crafting?
Speaker 1: So you did that in.
Speaker 5: I got college credit for this ship because I went
Speaker 5: to this freak school called the School.
Speaker 2: This is how white men pass like they got to
Speaker 2: do ship like this.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, because I was going to fail out of school.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, No, I should have failed out of school.
Speaker 5: I should have gotten thrown out of school. Well, a
Speaker 5: lot of stories I was going.
Speaker 4: To get thrown out and then I got elected class president.
Speaker 1: What were you going to get thrown out for? Yes?
Speaker 5: Because I went to prep school and gree I got
Speaker 5: the worst grades. Yeah, yeah, I went to this place
Speaker 5: called Salisbury. It's all it's still all boys school in s.
Speaker 3: Soul Spurer, I'm sorry, Can young man please direct me
Speaker 3: to sols about it?
Speaker 1: So? What was the uniform?
Speaker 4: Coat? And tie?
Speaker 1: Did you hear that? Coat? Coat and dust? Excuse me?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 1: Can I take your coatly? May I take your coat?
Speaker 1: Coat is very heavy? So it wasn't a blazer?
Speaker 4: Yes, blazer, but you call it coat.
Speaker 1: We're learning so much? This is so?
Speaker 5: Or you could wear a turtleneck instead of a tie.
Speaker 5: That was like when you were getting crazy.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen a turtleneck and a tie? Combo?
Speaker 1: Now I want to do that. Yeah, okay, so turtleneck.
Speaker 1: What were the pants like? It was like a khaki or.
Speaker 4: Like a yeah, anything except jeans. You couldn't wear jeans.
Speaker 1: You couldn't wear somedim.
Speaker 4: I did you tobacco?
Speaker 1: Which which is weight?
Speaker 4: You're not going to smoke in the room? You got?
Speaker 1: How old were you?
Speaker 4: Ninth grade?
Speaker 1: So like thirteen? Tobacco?
Speaker 3: You just ruining your gums and the ninth grade.
Speaker 1: Can you smile at us so we can see your gums?
Speaker 1: He got it.
Speaker 3: He got a dentisty clearly obviously didn't It's not I
Speaker 3: don't fix your gun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true, foolish.
Speaker 3: So you went to Souls Barrow and it was all
Speaker 3: boys school, all boys school.
Speaker 4: I've been doing all boy day school before that, where
Speaker 4: I wore a.
Speaker 1: Brown we got day, we got prep. What else?
Speaker 5: I had a brown and white uniform first through fifth
Speaker 5: grade brown and white little patch on the sweater that
Speaker 5: said courage, Honor, Truth, awful. But then sixth grade coat
Speaker 5: and tie six.
Speaker 2: Through so they had you like grown men in the
Speaker 2: sixth grade. Yes, like you look like you had mortgage
Speaker 2: and ship on your face.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh you know what school I went to?
Speaker 5: Okay, So the school I went to, you know those
Speaker 5: like Winklevoss brothers from the Facebook movie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they went to Brunswick. That's the school that I
Speaker 4: went to. Runs yeaheah.
Speaker 1: You gotta be making every coat and yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So I was checking this out because my nephew was
Speaker 5: looking at prep schools.
Speaker 4: He goes to Brooks right now.
Speaker 1: Oh, Brooks, Brooks, Brooks to put it on the back murder.
Speaker 4: Sixty two thousand dollars a year to go to Salisbury?
Speaker 4: Right now?
Speaker 1: What how how old is he?
Speaker 4: No, No, he doesn't go to Salisbury.
Speaker 5: I'm saying when he was looking at schools, it's the
Speaker 5: most expensive school in the country right.
Speaker 1: Now, two thousands.
Speaker 3: Well, you can't take I don't know. You gotta have money.
Speaker 3: You have to go to an interview process.
Speaker 1: This is a prep school.
Speaker 4: Prep school one year sixty.
Speaker 1: Wait, so what is the point of prep school? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What do you learn to get you ready for high school?
Speaker 1: Get you ready to rape?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 5: I thought I thought it was like going to college.
Speaker 5: That's why I went. My sister's like, yeah, you could
Speaker 5: party all the time. It's like going to college. So
Speaker 5: that's why I decided to go. And then I get
Speaker 5: there and it's just they lied to me clearly because
Speaker 5: I was like, I'm not going to some all boys school.
Speaker 4: You gotta be fucking kidding me, Like, you're crazy.
Speaker 5: If you think of where are the holes at Wait?
Speaker 3: Wait, hold on that you decided you wanted to go
Speaker 3: to Salisbury as a thirteen year old, Like, yeah, it
Speaker 3: was your choice.
Speaker 1: You had a choice at how much exactly?
Speaker 3: I didn't The only choice I had was get smacked
Speaker 3: or just go without getting smacked.
Speaker 1: H So you how much did it cost when you
Speaker 1: were in ninth grade? Do that much?
Speaker 4: It was just like probably five thousand.
Speaker 1: Just five thousand. You know the school is free? Yeah,
Speaker 1: public school, It's free as hell.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well I ended up going to public school because I
Speaker 5: had all this and I was the first person in
Speaker 5: my family history to ever go to public school.
Speaker 1: Damn you brought you change and changing life right here.
Speaker 5: My mother couldn't tell my grandfather for six months that
Speaker 5: I went.
Speaker 4: I was going.
Speaker 1: What did your grandfather care? Because did he also go
Speaker 1: to Salisbury or Brooks?
Speaker 4: Or he went to St. Mark's?
Speaker 1: Did he die right after that? Did you hear that?
Speaker 1: And was like you killed him? You're horrible? So your
Speaker 1: nephew is thinking about going.
Speaker 4: Or he's going to Brooks right now?
Speaker 1: And how much does that cost?
Speaker 5: It's not as much as Salisbury, but it's it's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: All right, Let's move on. Too much school that you
Speaker 3: were going to. So you went to all the school
Speaker 3: and then you still almost failed out.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I was failing out of school.
Speaker 1: What was your grades?
Speaker 5: I was getting like they had letter number grades, which
Speaker 5: were worse because I was getting a forty five failing
Speaker 5: a fifty nine. So if you get a forty five,
Speaker 5: that really pulls it down.
Speaker 1: Dumb as hell.
Speaker 4: No, I just wasn't doing my word.
Speaker 5: Worry aboudy else getting I don't know, eighties nineties, What
Speaker 5: were you forty five?
Speaker 4: I was pissed.
Speaker 1: He was out there chewing that tobac.
Speaker 4: No I got there. You couldn't drink. See, I was
Speaker 4: like allowed to drink and smoke at home.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you were thirteen When I was.
Speaker 4: In seventh grade, I smoked cigarettes.
Speaker 1: What was your drink of choice as a thirteen year old?
Speaker 1: I'll have a nice scotch on the rocks? Can I
Speaker 1: have an old Fashioned? And then a sidecar? Can I
Speaker 1: get a Sassarex?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna drink all this in Manhattan? Extra cherries, gin, martini,
Speaker 3: a gin?
Speaker 1: Where did you have a vesper vest?
Speaker 3: Okay, so you were drinking your mom? You don't remember
Speaker 3: what you were drinking?
Speaker 5: Okay, Well I would drinking beer, Okay, coming into the city,
Speaker 5: drink with my dad. He'd be like stock the fridge
Speaker 5: with beer. This is eighth grade. I had a fake id.
Speaker 5: Then we go out to dinner, wine, champagne, cocktails, and
Speaker 5: then he'd be like, here's a hundred bucks, a couple
Speaker 5: of hundred bucks, go out have fun.
Speaker 4: I had no cur for you.
Speaker 5: I would take my friends to the clubs and drink shots,
Speaker 5: drink beer whatever.
Speaker 1: In eighth grade. Eighth grade, I'm not, well, you're twelve
Speaker 1: years old. I had a fake ID does why he's
Speaker 1: white man? Just be doing anything and everything?
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 1: Your dad knew you were twelve?
Speaker 4: Right, and he was like, yeah, I was fourteen.
Speaker 3: Maybe he was so drunk. I didn't remember your age?
Speaker 4: Was it That drinking age is eighteen back then? So
Speaker 4: they were like, you were.
Speaker 1: Still really far off from eighteen. You're still five years old?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Wait he wanted to be cool.
Speaker 1: Wait what rest of her? Wait? Where were you guys
Speaker 1: getting done? At the waiter? Was just like where am
Speaker 1: I dropping this check? And co oh? Now you were Anthony?
Speaker 1: Did you still have this face? Did you have like
Speaker 1: an older man's face at fourteen?
Speaker 5: I was six foot two and a half at thirteen,
Speaker 5: so I looked eighteen.
Speaker 4: I shrunk drunk three quarters of an inch.
Speaker 1: With so you like, I'm not going to do that. Man,
Speaker 1: when you lose your white privilege. You just get a
Speaker 1: little shorter. That's it. No, it's not.
Speaker 3: He still has She's just you know, just you know,
Speaker 3: he's not drinking enough milk.
Speaker 1: Probably.
Speaker 3: Bones were like, okay, so you were drinking with your dad.
Speaker 1: You're drinking with your mom.
Speaker 4: Just smoking cigarettes with my mom. Didn't drink with her?
Speaker 1: Oh your mom she had she was a yeah, she
Speaker 1: was a smoker.
Speaker 4: She was like, you as well do it in front
Speaker 4: of me.
Speaker 1: So you guys were just like, she'd can you let
Speaker 1: me up? And you guys would like, bun cigarettes?
Speaker 4: Is that what happened?
Speaker 5: I was like, mom, can you do a smoke ring?
Speaker 5: She's like she tried and she couldn't. I was like,
Speaker 5: I can do a smoke ring.
Speaker 2: She goes, yeah, right, Oh, like in Alice in Wonderland
Speaker 2: when they make that the circles the caterpillar.
Speaker 5: So she gives me a drag of cigarette and I
Speaker 5: go and I popped. One goes all the way across
Speaker 5: the kitchen like its an, goes around her nose and uh.
Speaker 5: And she's like, all right, here's a pack of cigarettes.
Speaker 4: What does it Yep?
Speaker 1: That was the test. That was the true test.
Speaker 5: No, She's like you're obviously already smoking, so you don't.
Speaker 5: I don't want you to hide it from me.
Speaker 3: I would still want you to hide it from me
Speaker 3: because I know you'd be smoking less cigarettes.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: So yeah, and I quit by the eighth grade. See
Speaker 5: that's the stereotype.
Speaker 2: That's why you have to do it early so you
Speaker 2: can like make it a happen.
Speaker 1: He started, he started early enough.
Speaker 5: I'm essential like, you know, yeah, white kid quit doing
Speaker 5: coke in the tenth grade.
Speaker 4: You know that kind of thing.
Speaker 1: When did you start doing cocaine?
Speaker 4: Ninth grade?
Speaker 5: Actually, first time was eighth grade at Xenon's the club.
Speaker 1: It was like, what is going on? I mean, how
Speaker 1: are you still alive right now? Are you you done?
Speaker 3: You done started things and then retired before other people
Speaker 3: started those things. Yeah wow, Okay, so what happened? You
Speaker 3: get you get back to public school and then where
Speaker 3: you know where?
Speaker 1: What happens after that?
Speaker 5: Okay, then my mom goes to Africa. I'm in school,
Speaker 5: I got my own house. We want yourself at my
Speaker 5: own house.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, White, why did your mom go to Africa?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 5: Because I went to boarding school. My sister was at
Speaker 5: boarding school. It was like us going to college. So
Speaker 5: she's like, well, what am I going to do with
Speaker 5: my life? So she takes off, she goes to Africa.
Speaker 5: Then I come back and she's like, well.
Speaker 4: I like Africa, and she's still she kept going and
Speaker 4: she's still there right now.
Speaker 1: She wants that dick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so she still isn't Africa?
Speaker 1: Well was she saving something? She was she feeding the children?
Speaker 1: What was she doing?
Speaker 4: You don't just go to Amazon Safari?
Speaker 5: And then she met some dude who was like, you
Speaker 5: should come to South Africa, that is, and then she.
Speaker 3: Did, see dick will make you renounce good good in Africa.
Speaker 3: Good dick will make you renown.
Speaker 4: He was German.
Speaker 1: Isn't that the bullshit?
Speaker 3: You're gonna go to a going to get some more
Speaker 3: white dick something here that they're in South Africa?
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, but before I went over there before apart
Speaker 5: tight end.
Speaker 1: Weird.
Speaker 3: But I'm just saying, if I was a white man,
Speaker 3: I was like, wait, you can't get no dick here
Speaker 3: in America.
Speaker 1: You got to go all the way to South Africa.
Speaker 1: But he but it's German, dicto, it's European. There's German
Speaker 1: dick and America.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but yeah, well, I just talked to my mom
Speaker 5: the other day. She says she hadn't been laid in
Speaker 5: fifteen years. So apparently that German dick ain't doing so good.
Speaker 1: That German dick is on height.
Speaker 3: Mother, I mean, mother may smoke cigarettes with your mom,
Speaker 3: and so of course you're talking about dining with your mom.
Speaker 5: Obviously he hasn't been laid in fifteen years. Oh and then, oh,
Speaker 5: wait till you hear this one. Then she tells me,
Speaker 5: she's like, you know, uh, your father was the best
Speaker 5: I ever had. And she goes, and don't think I
Speaker 5: didn't have a lot of people, because between my first
Speaker 5: and my second husband, I slept with about twenty guys.
Speaker 1: I was like, Mom, what was the time spa.
Speaker 4: That was between fifth grade and like tenth grade for
Speaker 4: me or something?
Speaker 1: Twenty people over sharing?
Speaker 2: Y'all are some over sharing motherfuckers, because like, who is
Speaker 2: who is saying all that?
Speaker 1: My mother? I've never even said the word dick in
Speaker 1: the same ever.
Speaker 5: Yeah, my mom told me in eighth grade her boyfriend
Speaker 5: was impotent.
Speaker 3: Well that's a word that you had to go look up.
Speaker 3: She wanted you learn that word. Yeah, I hear that.
Speaker 1: My mother didn't even say so. She was like, you're
Speaker 1: doing Mom.
Speaker 5: Told me to do it on the hard floor. She
Speaker 5: goes like, you want to do it right? You do
Speaker 5: it on a hard floor. You can get deep, get.
Speaker 4: In there deep.
Speaker 1: Your mother said that.
Speaker 4: That's what she told me.
Speaker 1: Is your mother's name Barbara? I feel like, what is Barbara?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What's your mom's name?
Speaker 4: Kathy?
Speaker 1: Kathy? Kathy? Is it Kathleen?
Speaker 4: Kathy?
Speaker 1: It's just Kathy? And you call it by her first name?
Speaker 2: No, okay, you got so wait y'all were smoking and ship,
Speaker 2: but you can't call it by her first name.
Speaker 1: Come on now, you couldn't be cath. Can you make
Speaker 1: me a grilled cheese?
Speaker 5: Hey?
Speaker 1: Cat? Can I have an express?
Speaker 5: I was not allowed to call her mother. That was
Speaker 5: like the one thing I couldn't call her mother.
Speaker 3: You couldn't call her mother, call her mother? Does your
Speaker 3: mom wear pearls and like white?
Speaker 1: In my mom? Your mom only wears like white linen.
Speaker 5: Now, see, this is this is what you gotta understand
Speaker 5: about my mom. She's old money. So they dressed down
Speaker 5: like she shops at kmart.
Speaker 1: And ship in South Africa.
Speaker 4: Wool worst over there, wool worst.
Speaker 3: You brought it back right there.
Speaker 1: They don't even have those.
Speaker 4: They have it there, They're done, They've got it.
Speaker 3: They just got them Dan, they got it madly. So
Speaker 3: she dresses down. Kathy dresses down, but she's old money.
Speaker 3: Where's Kathy's money coming from?
Speaker 1: Does she? I mean, she don't sound like she worked work.
Speaker 4: What you're talking about? Where's Kathy's well?
Speaker 5: I don't know how you say it. My mom's like
Speaker 5: a sixth generation millionaire.
Speaker 1: That's so far down the line, like how much.
Speaker 5: It's like your great she's from Okay, Uh you know
Speaker 5: Delancey Street, Lower east Side. Yeah, that was my family's property.
Speaker 5: They owned the entire Lower east Side. They had a
Speaker 5: farm there Delancey.
Speaker 1: What ye're we talking about here.
Speaker 4: Is this is before the revolution, So that's.
Speaker 1: So far like that, don't even care.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's goes so far back that they were basically British, yeah, you.
Speaker 4: Know, even though they were like they were French.
Speaker 5: But then they went to England and then they came
Speaker 5: to America and uh yeah, they owned the Lower east
Speaker 5: Side and then the revolution came, they got kicked out,
Speaker 5: had to go to Canada.
Speaker 2: And the well, it only costs like two cents to
Speaker 2: own like that area at that time, so that doesn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so where's where's the money coming from?
Speaker 4: Banks? Banking?
Speaker 3: Okay, see, that's that's what we want. We want to banking.
Speaker 3: You got like like Carnegie money.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 5: My great grandfather was JP Morgan's best friend, you know
Speaker 5: JP Morgan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the dude who takes all the money out my
Speaker 3: account if I don't have enough money in it.
Speaker 1: That dude.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was my grandfather, great grandfather's best friend. But
Speaker 5: it was his father that made just ship tons of money.
Speaker 5: And then before and then one of them was married
Speaker 5: to like a Vanderbilt.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, so you're like kind of related to
Speaker 2: Anderson Cooper.
Speaker 3: His mom is Gloria Vanderbilt or more white Fax right there.
Speaker 3: I just want you to you to know that I
Speaker 3: did my research school clearly.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Okay, so your mom she don't work. So a day
Speaker 3: in the life of Kathy before she went to South
Speaker 3: Africa was get into it right now? Yeah, I just
Speaker 3: Kathy wakes up around what time she's old money though, Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 5: My mom wakes up, she throws on her bathrobe, smokes
Speaker 5: a cigarette, drives me to school in her Ford Pinto,
Speaker 5: which if.
Speaker 4: You remember those, those are the ones that used to
Speaker 4: blow up.
Speaker 1: Oh, Kathy gets no damp And it.
Speaker 5: Wasn't even a Pinto, it was the knockoff version. It
Speaker 5: was a Mercury Bobcat. So my mom is My mom
Speaker 5: is driving me to school in her bathroom, smoking cigarettes,
Speaker 5: no makeup on, hair crazy, And my friends are like,
Speaker 5: what's up with your mom? Their moms are they got
Speaker 5: mink coats on, they're driving Mercedes, or they got their cha.
Speaker 3: Doing it right though, because real money gives no dam
Speaker 3: about everybody else, right, that's so funy. New money wants
Speaker 3: you to be like, oh is that mink yes? Is
Speaker 3: that endangered chinchilla?
Speaker 1: Yes? But like Kathy in little Mercury, probably making mad
Speaker 1: noise coming down the street.
Speaker 2: My mother used to dress exactly like that. So my
Speaker 2: mom had a lot of things in common with Kathy
Speaker 2: except no money.
Speaker 1: Ramona had no coins. My mom. Yeah, she shops at Kmart.
Speaker 1: That's the only thing she does in common with Ramona.
Speaker 2: Love a bathrobe like no matter what bathrobe eoo Like.
Speaker 1: She don't even have the sand hot Yeah, she don't
Speaker 1: even have that. She just have it wide open.
Speaker 3: You're like, mom, I can see your titties come on
Speaker 3: and like that, like she don't care at all.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's just like black moms though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like my brother would be like, Mom, James's hair
Speaker 3: like you have on like just the skirt like right
Speaker 3: up to like you, like, what do you do?
Speaker 1: She'd be like.
Speaker 3: Get throat shirt at her with Kathy like that, or
Speaker 3: she would just she was a little more.
Speaker 4: She was way worse. My mother used to do these
Speaker 4: exercises without underwear on.
Speaker 1: No Kathy, yeah Kathy.
Speaker 3: Yet.
Speaker 4: I will be watching TV. Look over.
Speaker 5: My mom's doing these exercises and she's doing these leg
Speaker 5: lifts from the side like this, and.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, mom, come on, put that shit away.
Speaker 1: She didn't have pants.
Speaker 4: She had she used to flash.
Speaker 5: She would flash me not realizing it, and I was like,
Speaker 5: that's disgusting.
Speaker 1: When people put that away. She would do it in
Speaker 1: just the rope.
Speaker 5: No she was this was now she's just sitting in
Speaker 5: her room, uh, with a shirt on, no underwear or something.
Speaker 4: I don't know. It was gross.
Speaker 3: If I'm at my house, there's no reason to have
Speaker 3: panties on, right, that's just a waste of panties. I
Speaker 3: think that there's house panties and then there's.
Speaker 1: No there's no such thing as a house panties.
Speaker 3: Just I'm just not gonna put them on him in
Speaker 3: my house if the shirt is long enough, and I
Speaker 3: know my roommate's not coming home.
Speaker 1: No pants Sundays only.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I thought we were poor growing up because, uh.
Speaker 1: Because you only had six bathrooms.
Speaker 4: But yeah, we had five bedrooms. We had a pool
Speaker 4: in ground pool one egg girl lan for Greenwich.
Speaker 5: That was nothing. People were like making fun of me
Speaker 5: because of my house. They were like, and I used
Speaker 5: to get a ride from the milkman to school me how.
Speaker 1: Old are you with the milkman? Were like the poorest
Speaker 1: person in Greenwich.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, my friends were like it was ridiculous. They have chauffeurs,
Speaker 5: They had elevators in their houses and you.
Speaker 1: Use your stairs like regular people. How did you feel?
Speaker 3: How did that make you feel going to someone else's
Speaker 3: home that had an elevator in it and you're like,
Speaker 3: I'm supposed.
Speaker 1: To be rich, what is this?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: It was weird, but I like the people that had
Speaker 5: all the fun shit to play with was the richest.
Speaker 3: The richest friend that you had, Like, do you remember
Speaker 3: who was like the person with the most or the
Speaker 3: nicest house.
Speaker 1: Do you remember what that was like?
Speaker 5: Uh, this one friend of mine, his father was chairman
Speaker 5: of the board of PEPSI. So he had like mini bikes,
Speaker 5: go karts, elevator in the house. He had like a
Speaker 5: soda machine in the hallway. You just like push a button.
Speaker 1: And just giving them kids down the toys he had.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's crazy. Indoor pool. That was pretty bad ass
Speaker 4: indoor pool.
Speaker 1: Oh, liking curl into yes, yes, yes. What was his
Speaker 1: mom like? What was that dude's mom like? Or was
Speaker 1: like his step mom because those dues stay.
Speaker 4: Married for Yeah, I just remember their nanny. She was
Speaker 4: the one that she was there.
Speaker 1: Of course she wasn't she was busy.
Speaker 3: Then nanny was chill as she was getting bowtops. So
Speaker 3: so you didn't have a nanny.
Speaker 4: I sort of did in the summertime. She was great.
Speaker 1: Actually, what's your name? What was your nanny's name?
Speaker 4: Anna?
Speaker 5: And she was Hungarian Upper east Side. My grandparents lived
Speaker 5: on the Upper east Side, so we would stay with
Speaker 5: them in the Hampton's in the summertime. So Anna would
Speaker 5: look after me and uh, and I needed her looking
Speaker 5: after me because my sister tried to kill me like
Speaker 5: all the time.
Speaker 1: Well yes, like for real killing like fake.
Speaker 4: Like pennies to eat like I was. I was her
Speaker 4: piggy bank.
Speaker 1: What was your name?
Speaker 4: Cammy?
Speaker 1: Shame on Cammy.
Speaker 4: She tried to drown me.
Speaker 3: You ain't ship, You ain't ship, cam Cam.
Speaker 1: Where's cam Cam? Now?
Speaker 4: West Chester?
Speaker 1: Of course she is.
Speaker 3: I mean that's where you that's where you go to
Speaker 3: prosper That's like Greenwich Junior.
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, wow, she's living the you know, pressure lifestyle.
Speaker 1: Okay, so let's tell us how you ended up back
Speaker 1: in New York. So you went to school, you studied.
Speaker 5: Herbal Okay, So I should have failed out of school,
Speaker 5: but I went to the community learning program at Greenwich High.
Speaker 2: Which is like the community It's like saying, like, we
Speaker 2: know you're not going to do any work, but if
Speaker 2: you say.
Speaker 4: Your alternative school, yeah yeah, we'll give you a degree.
Speaker 5: So I did that and was I told you about?
Speaker 5: I was like a drug dealer in high school. I
Speaker 5: was selling weed in high school. I'd show up to
Speaker 5: school my backpack full of weed and I would sell
Speaker 5: that and then I would fly out to the West
Speaker 5: Coast and go to all these shows out there.
Speaker 4: And what kind of shows, Well, this is kind of embarrassing.
Speaker 4: I don't like to admit this, which shows.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, Like I had a grateful dead fetish for
Speaker 5: a little bit, so I used to follow the dead.
Speaker 1: I've heard of that, but I've.
Speaker 5: Never Yeah, but it's like people make like all the
Speaker 5: punk rock kids like would make funny because it's like
Speaker 5: Jerry and Beard.
Speaker 4: I had a beard in.
Speaker 1: High school like that, like down to the air like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I let it grow out pretty bad.
Speaker 3: Damn you looked like you were super old. Yeah, long
Speaker 3: before you were super old.
Speaker 5: Yes, But I went to this alternative school called Evergreen
Speaker 5: that had no grades.
Speaker 3: Evergreen sounds like they wouldn't have any grades.
Speaker 5: It's a state college, but there's no grades written evaluations instead.
Speaker 5: So like, what if you don't like your teacher, Like, well,
Speaker 5: you know, he had his shoe game was fucked up?
Speaker 1: What kind of shoes he's got his?
Speaker 4: Like he's like a Wallabies.
Speaker 1: Or some shit like that. Wallaby Come on, professor, Wow,
Speaker 1: So how did you I feel?
Speaker 3: Like, what's the craziest No, that's not what I want
Speaker 3: to ask you. I want to ask you, Sydney. I
Speaker 3: need to I don't want to say, what's the whitest
Speaker 3: thing you've ever done?
Speaker 1: But like, no, we're not there yet.
Speaker 3: We're not still trying to We're trying to get to
Speaker 3: where you are now in your life. Okay, right, so
Speaker 3: you're where you are now in your life? Where do
Speaker 3: you live now?
Speaker 5: I live in Brooklyn, Williamsburg, Brooklyn, Yes, such a grade years,
Speaker 5: such a downgrade.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not Westchester? No or granted, nothing on Delancey was available? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what happened? Why don't you live on the lyrics?
Speaker 4: Can even afford the studio on Delancey?
Speaker 1: What does the studio? And Delanza calls?
Speaker 2: Even though I feel like you lying, Yeah, I feel
Speaker 2: like you're being real modest right now?
Speaker 1: So you can afford all the studios on the land.
Speaker 1: We're not gonna rob you. Tell the truth. How much
Speaker 1: is the studio and de Lancey goes?
Speaker 4: I don't know, probably like sixteen two thousand.
Speaker 1: Oh that's doable. You can't do it.
Speaker 2: I had eighteen hundred dollars. I had a eighteen hundred
Speaker 2: dollars rent, like about the.
Speaker 1: Studio, and you weren't paying that whole rent by yourself.
Speaker 2: I was paying at first by myself nineteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Yeah, in Harlem too.
Speaker 2: In Harlem, no, no, no, but backyard a washer and
Speaker 2: dryer because it was a brown.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a brownstone. I don't know it was
Speaker 1: a brownstone.
Speaker 3: You didn't tell me that when you were telling me
Speaker 3: the story about you raggedy ass place in Harlem.
Speaker 2: It sounds it was never raggedy, miss ting. It was
Speaker 2: never raggedy. It was just my raggedy ass was up
Speaker 2: in there.
Speaker 1: You left a washer and dryer. I sure did.
Speaker 3: To move to a place where you have to walk
Speaker 3: your laundry down a flight of stairs and drag an
Speaker 3: old lady cart. You have similar lives right now. I
Speaker 3: had it all, and then I'm just now, I'm just
Speaker 3: all all?
Speaker 1: Was the washerroo?
Speaker 3: I had it all?
Speaker 1: Do you have a washer dryer? Where do you washing?
Speaker 4: Three blocks away? And you dropped drop it myself. I
Speaker 4: don't pay for the delivery.
Speaker 1: People pay them to wash it for you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's like two dollars more than doing it
Speaker 5: myself because the really really cheap.
Speaker 4: Serious Yeah, and we got along really good. Do you
Speaker 4: want to jump over?
Speaker 3: All?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: So much happening right now? Are we paused?
Speaker 3: So that's something that I feel like people do now
Speaker 3: a lot is like they don't pay, like they don't
Speaker 3: do their own laundry.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well I just started doing this because before I needed
Speaker 5: my laundry back the same day because I would only.
Speaker 4: Have one set of sheets, so if I didn't get
Speaker 4: it back.
Speaker 1: That day, might only have one set of sheets.
Speaker 5: Well, but then I found that I had a couple
Speaker 5: other sheet sets, but I didn't realize I had them.
Speaker 5: I do not know, because you get presents for Christmas
Speaker 5: and you just throw them up in a closet and
Speaker 5: you forget.
Speaker 3: What's the craziest Christmas gift? The nicest Christmas gift you've
Speaker 3: ever received. It doesn't have to be like super expensive,
Speaker 3: It just like the nicest like something.
Speaker 4: Oh, this is real alright. My mom took me to
Speaker 4: Jamaica last year. Oh it's nice.
Speaker 1: Where else where else have you traveled with Jermome?
Speaker 4: Oh man, She used to take us everywhere. This is
Speaker 4: kind of interesting.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 5: We went to Egypt, to Morocco and Spain. We went
Speaker 5: to the Galapagos Islands.
Speaker 1: I don't even know where that is.
Speaker 4: It's off of Ecuador. It's amazing.
Speaker 5: And she tried to take us to Antarctica when I
Speaker 5: was in sixth grade, but my school wouldn't let me
Speaker 5: out because it was after Christmas and I would have
Speaker 5: had to miss two weeks. It was the first cruise
Speaker 5: to Antarctica ever. My mom was on top of it.
Speaker 5: She's like, we're going and my school wouldn't let me go.
Speaker 1: Couldn't your mom just be like, if that, we don't.
Speaker 1: He's after so we're taking him now.
Speaker 5: This is the reason that my mom used to get
Speaker 5: lonely on Christmas because I'd be in the city on
Speaker 5: Christmas Eve with my dad and then she'd be all
Speaker 5: by herself. We wouldn't get out there until like noon
Speaker 5: on Christmas. So what she did she started taking us
Speaker 5: away for Christmas so she would not have to be alone.
Speaker 5: So she would take us to Egypt.
Speaker 1: So your mom takes you guys away for Christmas every.
Speaker 5: Year now she takes us away for Christmas just so
Speaker 5: we can all get together with my sister's family.
Speaker 3: And yeah, wow, and your dad is what, he's out
Speaker 3: here just like hanging out with like a young twenty.
Speaker 4: Something now his partner. She's like a little bit younger,
Speaker 4: but they're in the same age range. Mmmm, she's like
Speaker 4: maybe five years younger. Max.
Speaker 3: Okay, I feel like that's doable now as a white man. Uh,
Speaker 3: we're talking.
Speaker 1: About partners and stuff like that. What do you who?
Speaker 1: Do you have a girlfriend? Wow?
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 1: Have you been married? You've never been married?
Speaker 4: Married? Now?
Speaker 5: Really?
Speaker 4: No, I got an engagement ring though. You want to
Speaker 4: get married?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: How did that happen? So you just have you're.
Speaker 4: It's in a safety deposit box, of course it is.
Speaker 1: You have a safety deposit box. Did you have a
Speaker 1: safe deposit Oh?
Speaker 4: You know what I got? You want to know what
Speaker 4: I got in there?
Speaker 1: What else?
Speaker 4: Is gold?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 4: Silver?
Speaker 1: Like blocks of gold? No?
Speaker 4: I gave the ruby away.
Speaker 1: We give a ruby?
Speaker 4: Diamonds worth?
Speaker 1: These passed down? Are they?
Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, all all of us was passed down?
Speaker 3: Does your sister have a safe deposit box too? And
Speaker 3: they both have like the same amount of diamonds and.
Speaker 1: Stuff in it?
Speaker 4: My sister's got a lot more than I got. Oh damn,
Speaker 4: I kind of I didn't get the full deal on that.
Speaker 1: Are there any emeralds in the box?
Speaker 4: Not my box?
Speaker 1: Yo?
Speaker 3: That's wild city. Do you know anybody would have saved
Speaker 3: deposit box?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, my family had one girl. Bye. They family had
Speaker 1: a safe deposit box. They did what was in your.
Speaker 2: Safety deposit box bonds, and then what happened to the bonds, Well,
Speaker 2: people started dying. They had to take the bonds out
Speaker 2: to pay for people's funerals and whatnot.
Speaker 1: And then actually.
Speaker 2: Fucked up in school and they had to pay like
Speaker 2: seventeen thousand dollars for me to continue college.
Speaker 1: And then you dropped out. They yeah, they.
Speaker 3: Cashed the bonds and yeah, wow, that's why Ramona is
Speaker 3: so mad at me.
Speaker 1: They had to pay for you to finish school, and
Speaker 1: then you didn't finish school. Girl, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: Me and me and Anthony are very similar, I hear it,
Speaker 3: except Anthony's family they still got stuff in their safety
Speaker 3: deposit box.
Speaker 1: Yeah that much.
Speaker 3: And then when you say not that much, it sounds
Speaker 3: like there's still diamonds and rubies and gold and silver
Speaker 3: in it though.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but yeah, that stuff goes quick.
Speaker 1: What do you mean quick?
Speaker 4: Are you guys you're living off of it?
Speaker 1: Are you living off this box?
Speaker 4: No? But I might have to soon.
Speaker 1: Wow, you did? You made some bad investment choices.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't suck up the market fucked up.
Speaker 5: That's not my es I was set for life, but
Speaker 5: the Wall Street pulled some bullshit.
Speaker 4: Yeah and uh, and now I'm not set for life.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Anthony, let me tell you. Let me ask you, like,
Speaker 1: what do you so? What do you like?
Speaker 4: What do you do?
Speaker 3: Like you were on track to be like a doctor
Speaker 3: or something, or like a lawyer, and then you decide
Speaker 3: you want to do something else or.
Speaker 4: You I was on track for anything. I mean, I
Speaker 4: guess my family.
Speaker 3: I was just living, you know, like I'm just here
Speaker 3: existing aimlessly, here in on planet Earth, just alive.
Speaker 5: My parents had no input in my life at all.
Speaker 5: It was like, you're on your own, kid, here's some money.
Speaker 3: Just go do some When you say some money, Like
Speaker 3: when you say some money to me, my family be like,
Speaker 3: find it, Alice, go figure it out.
Speaker 1: Some money for you. Was it was a whole box
Speaker 1: full of diamonds? Was a box full of diamonds? How
Speaker 1: much was it worth? I'm not allowed.
Speaker 5: To discuss the details over when I was Okay, you
Speaker 5: want to.
Speaker 1: Know that, Okay?
Speaker 2: Was it like that Titanic diamond or the whole Jacob
Speaker 2: the jeweler type jewels?
Speaker 1: No, this is these are old studes. Listen him Jacob
Speaker 1: is old Money as well. It's Jacob old Money. No, okay,
Speaker 1: I didn't think he was reads Rockefeller money.
Speaker 3: Okay, thank you like Rockefeller like jay Z yeah a yes, yes.
Speaker 1: The rock is here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I was a millionaire like twenty Anthony just.
Speaker 1: Makes me sad. What kind of music do you listen to?
Speaker 4: All kinds of music?
Speaker 1: Well, like what's in your playlist right now? Like what
Speaker 1: are you are you jam into?
Speaker 5: It's gonna it's gonna not represent the right way.
Speaker 4: Like a lot of indie rock.
Speaker 3: Pull your phone and let me see the last song.
Speaker 4: That you embarrassing. It's gonna be a rock good for
Speaker 4: pussy's playlist.
Speaker 1: Well, first of all, you have a Samsung.
Speaker 2: I just want everybody to e it's got his Galaxy
Speaker 2: the upgrade.
Speaker 4: The only reason why I got this was because I
Speaker 4: somebody talked me into.
Speaker 1: Somebody, some some woman named Florence. Did you say a
Speaker 1: dumb dumb?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: She made me get it. A woman didn't like my flip.
Speaker 3: Dumb matrix told you to get a Samsung and you
Speaker 3: got it.
Speaker 1: Is her number still in the phone? All right? Then?
Speaker 1: Like what know they were allowed to do?
Speaker 3: She wanted you to downgrade like, what was okay?
Speaker 4: Recently played Desmond Decker.
Speaker 1: Let's play? Can you play?
Speaker 3: Put it on the mic so we can hear what
Speaker 3: that want to hear because I don't know what that is?
Speaker 1: Sounds awful? Might put it on like.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to catch the beat and yeah, it's a
Speaker 2: lot of neck movie.
Speaker 1: Look, Salisbury is coming down. M M is this new?
Speaker 4: You can't make fun of this when I tell you
Speaker 4: what is?
Speaker 1: This? Sounds like a white man's soundtrack. It sounds like
Speaker 1: white dudes music. I don't know who this thing?
Speaker 4: Original Scot.
Speaker 1: Original Scott, I don't know Scott.
Speaker 4: Scott music, reggae Scott, you don't know.
Speaker 1: I know reggae. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Scott like the white version of reggae.
Speaker 4: Well, Desmond, it was like the original is he Jamaica?
Speaker 1: Is he white?
Speaker 4: He's not white? What is he? He's from Jamaica? He's
Speaker 4: a black man?
Speaker 1: I mean, I need to see a yah, pull it up?
Speaker 1: Who is we could turn that off? All right? Oh
Speaker 1: yeah he's black. Let me see he's black? Six see
Speaker 1: you know black man? What is he wearing a beret?
Speaker 1: It looks like he's wearing a beret. And then like
Speaker 1: a shift around his neck.
Speaker 2: He has the fringes on his on his jacket that
Speaker 2: is white like on the sleeve the fringes.
Speaker 3: Wow, we learned something new. You knew about a black
Speaker 3: man from a white man today. And then do you
Speaker 3: have any like what's your circle of friends?
Speaker 1: Like, like who are you cool with like today in
Speaker 1: twenty sixteen, and what are their like first names? Yeah,
Speaker 1: give us your favor.
Speaker 4: Start with the guy sleeping on my couch.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'll take that. Who's sleeping on your couch?
Speaker 3: I wasn't ready for that, you got. I was not
Speaker 3: ready for that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, our friend.
Speaker 4: For months.
Speaker 3: You were supposed to put his old government whole name.
Speaker 3: Now we probably have to bleep that out.
Speaker 2: We just have that's that's they don't know who we're
Speaker 2: talking about. We got a whole what if he don't
Speaker 2: want nobody to know that he's sleeping on your couch?
Speaker 1: Don't have no boundaries, no secret nothing. I don't want
Speaker 1: anybody to.
Speaker 5: He's so gay that makes me look I can't even
Speaker 5: tell my like my roommate, I'm like you so.
Speaker 1: Flippity floppity, like what I can't believe? And I knew
Speaker 1: that's why I was. I didn't. I didn't know. I
Speaker 1: didn't know.
Speaker 5: That it's funny though. No, my parents, I'm pretty sure
Speaker 5: my dad thinks I'm gay. But but why fine, So
Speaker 5: it's cool because I haven't been married, I don't.
Speaker 4: Have any kids, roommate. Come on, I can't tell you,
Speaker 4: but you're not allowed to.
Speaker 1: Why are you not?
Speaker 4: Because you get fired from comedy once you get a certain.
Speaker 1: Age, Anthony, I don't think.
Speaker 4: That you can't. Even if you're a screenwriter, they fire
Speaker 4: you at I already.
Speaker 3: Think you are Anthony as a white man. I don't
Speaker 3: think that applies to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're Yeah, this is a set up.
Speaker 4: I love a good setup.
Speaker 3: No, you're exempt. It doesn't matter how old a white
Speaker 3: man is doing anything.
Speaker 1: First of all, y'all come out the womb. Look.
Speaker 4: Don't tell any about how young I look right now, though.
Speaker 1: Listen, we're gonna take a picture. We're gonna take a picture.
Speaker 2: Like I said, when white men come out the womb,
Speaker 2: they look about thirty five.
Speaker 4: So you guys look older babies.
Speaker 3: That's why you were able to drink and all the
Speaker 3: other they were like, he's a grown man, his grown
Speaker 3: but he's not gonna pick up the check from this
Speaker 3: other man, isn't ye.
Speaker 1: No, that's not what I was going to say.
Speaker 3: I was going to say that as a white man,
Speaker 3: like you're allowed to be as old as dirt, and
Speaker 3: then they still catch you in movies with like a
Speaker 3: young ass.
Speaker 1: Wife, right, like a Jennifer Lawrence.
Speaker 3: You're like in your fifties and like every show, every
Speaker 3: everything that you do, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Can Louis k look at Jim Gaffigan. They don't have
Speaker 1: to look at Homer.
Speaker 3: They made before Homer Simpson. Okay, Barge is way too
Speaker 3: fine for him.
Speaker 4: You guys know you'll make it before me. You know that.
Speaker 5: Well, you guys got like the best brand going. See
Speaker 5: look at that smiles he knows.
Speaker 4: Look at that.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play the fifth. I'm actually not liberty to
Speaker 1: discuss that.
Speaker 3: I'm looking over my contract right now and I just can't.
Speaker 3: My attorney, Well, we have an attorney.
Speaker 1: We have an attorney, Yes, we do. Shout out to
Speaker 1: her attorney at Slow and Sloan Sloan.
Speaker 3: Hirsh Wish, hirsh Wish, hirsh Wish.
Speaker 1: At JP Morgan Chase and uh wait, what who's Chase?
Speaker 1: It's JP Morgan. And then where's the chase coming?
Speaker 4: That's a new thing?
Speaker 1: Yeah, who does nigga chase?
Speaker 4: Who is that was a merger?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 4: Also you know this is like the best Manhattan bank
Speaker 4: and now it's.
Speaker 1: Just h and then you know you know what it was? Okay?
Speaker 1: So who else? Who else? Your what are some of
Speaker 1: your friends? First names? I want to hear like a skip,
Speaker 1: like a oh my.
Speaker 4: Best friend James James Snow, white guy.
Speaker 1: Like John Snow. But that don't sound like a real name.
Speaker 4: That's like that, like that is his name?
Speaker 1: He read it from the law. He run it from
Speaker 1: somebody that's not in his birth certificate, that's not English.
Speaker 3: Mmmm.
Speaker 1: And then he's here in the States now, Yeah he
Speaker 1: won it from something. James still my ass a? Next
Speaker 1: next friend?
Speaker 4: All right? So best friend? Who's local? Okay? Chus K Spencer?
Speaker 1: Are these just your ethnic friends? Yeah?
Speaker 4: He's Native American?
Speaker 1: Of course he is. You have a Native American friend?
Speaker 1: Because bless you? How how did you do that? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I know him from the neighbor Williamsburg. He's in the
Speaker 5: Twilight movies.
Speaker 1: I've never seen anything.
Speaker 4: He play Sam? Yeah, I play Sam.
Speaker 1: He shout out to Sam, I guess.
Speaker 5: On the orbit gum one time, a pack of orbit gum.
Speaker 5: I was like, that was my friend.
Speaker 1: Sounds like he's doing really well. Is he doing well?
Speaker 4: He wasn't for a while because that series ended.
Speaker 1: A while, because that's how it works for ethnic people.
Speaker 1: The only one.
Speaker 4: He just got a new gig.
Speaker 1: We got to start from the bottom, a new gig.
Speaker 3: So, Anthony, what, what's a common misconception that people have
Speaker 3: about white dudes? But what is something that like you
Speaker 3: hear people saying, You're like, that's that's wrong.
Speaker 1: Oh? Nothing, everything is everything right.
Speaker 5: You're probably pretty one on but see not But not
Speaker 5: for me though, because my life was kind of weird
Speaker 5: and different.
Speaker 1: You're weird different from a regular white man.
Speaker 3: How give me two things that make your life weird
Speaker 3: and different than like a regular.
Speaker 5: Okay, well, okay, so I didn't have a There were
Speaker 5: no fraternities at the school I went to.
Speaker 4: Man there was like no rape on campus.
Speaker 3: Oh oh, you think only frat dudes rape people. Hockey
Speaker 3: team's rape.
Speaker 4: There was no sports. There's no organized.
Speaker 5: Sports, schools, schools, there was no organized Okay, so there
Speaker 5: were no sports. There was a boomerang team in my college,
Speaker 5: there was a nude beach on campus and you.
Speaker 3: Could go see your professors like they weren't there. There
Speaker 3: was a new Okay, it doesn't sound like you were
Speaker 3: in a school.
Speaker 4: It was a school.
Speaker 3: There were no grades, there were no uh sports teams,
Speaker 3: and there were no know what.
Speaker 4: The school mascot was a guy duck clam.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that sounds disgusting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the that's a guy duck there, bros.
Speaker 4: I wanted La Bernadine last years. Bernard's in best restaurant
Speaker 4: in New York City.
Speaker 1: Can we talk about this place?
Speaker 4: Yea, we should get some stuff. Well, we should go, right,
Speaker 4: it's like prefixed one hundred and twenty five bucks or something,
Speaker 4: which is amazing, and it's got.
Speaker 1: It's amazing because that like cheap, cheapest per person.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then okay, and you guys heard that here on
Speaker 3: the official experts.
Speaker 1: When don't you have a person prefixes cheap? Uh so? Yeah?
Speaker 2: And he said and he said, will go, meaning Anthony
Speaker 2: will pay.
Speaker 1: Well, that's not cheap for me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wouldn't ask you to pay.
Speaker 3: Look at that, that's what gentleman, Anthony.
Speaker 1: How are you still single? Yeah?
Speaker 3: How what what are you doing wrong to these ladies
Speaker 3: that they're not staying or you just attracted to light to.
Speaker 4: Be crazy, like there's something wrong with you.
Speaker 1: No, are you just attracted to like crazy women who
Speaker 1: don't want to settle down?
Speaker 4: Uh? You want to know the last girl?
Speaker 1: They're dumbs, that's the issue.
Speaker 5: No, No, it's not that. Okay, I dated Uh the
Speaker 5: last girl I was dating was a stripper, but that
Speaker 5: was probably why that was unusual for me though.
Speaker 4: She told me she worked at a juice store.
Speaker 1: The shoe store.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then I'm like, wait a second, the juice
Speaker 5: of store. And then I'm like, wait a second. You
Speaker 5: live in Soho by yourself. You have fake breasts.
Speaker 4: Ship is.
Speaker 1: A minute. Let's talk about these fakes.
Speaker 2: Are you saying somebody who got baked titties can't like work.
Speaker 4: At a juice bar. Yeah, you can, but you're gonna
Speaker 4: live by yourself and Soho.
Speaker 3: Wearing So I mean, maybe maybe she's doing over time,
Speaker 3: Maybe she's selling juice on the side.
Speaker 4: She's said she strip she's doing.
Speaker 5: She gave me a lap dand so hard that the
Speaker 5: bartender came at a dive bar was like, knock it off.
Speaker 4: Guys, and I was like, here's a stripperl.
Speaker 1: That bartender was hate that bartender was man because she
Speaker 1: had done that to him last Thursday.
Speaker 4: Yeah it was bartender.
Speaker 1: The hate was real.
Speaker 2: Yeah, female, you can't Cherry Tavern Okay, real recognize real?
Speaker 3: Wow, Okay, So I am So she was a stripper.
Speaker 1: What did you meet this strip air?
Speaker 4: I met her on okay, Cuban.
Speaker 1: Strippers Okay in the head like own apartments. And so
Speaker 1: it's hard out here for everybody.
Speaker 2: The might they might be looking for other clients, you know,
Speaker 2: that might just be like the front.
Speaker 1: So did you guys date or did you guys know?
Speaker 4: We date? We dated? It was hot for.
Speaker 3: Like now when you say date, what do you mean
Speaker 3: on the first date?
Speaker 1: Marie just knocked the whole shit over.
Speaker 5: She's like, wait what And I had just got my
Speaker 5: test results back and I fucked it up because I
Speaker 5: didn't use a condom.
Speaker 4: So now I'm kind of pissed.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Wait, anal sex on the first night and then you
Speaker 3: got your results and then you were like, yes.
Speaker 5: I had just got my test results, So how did
Speaker 5: I celebrate it with unprotected anal sex?
Speaker 1: Anybody who' letting you put it in there.
Speaker 5: But the first time, I know, I know, I know,
Speaker 5: did you that?
Speaker 2: I feel like that's like the top five things white
Speaker 2: men do. Yeah, they're like I'm gonna put in your
Speaker 2: ass on the first night, like, don't give no fucks.
Speaker 2: Like I I hooked up with Italian dude and that
Speaker 2: was the first thing he tried to do was put
Speaker 2: it in my ass. And I was like, hold on,
Speaker 2: I know you wearing Creed cologne, just like that's like
Speaker 2: two hundred and fifty dollars a bottle. But no, like
Speaker 2: what's won't you?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Creed cologne?
Speaker 2: So while me addressed from Zara, so I was like,
Speaker 2: Zara does not equal anal. No, the math is off
Speaker 2: the Creed and the Zara combined that still don't know
Speaker 2: where did you know?
Speaker 1: You don't get anal? What's so? What happened? You've jumped
Speaker 1: up and left or did you stay? I was like
Speaker 1: that's not happening, and he's like, live a little, live
Speaker 1: a little, a little. I want to be able to
Speaker 1: sit a little, okay. And I was in his apartment
Speaker 1: in Soho.
Speaker 2: Oh maybe their roommates and no, but it was like
Speaker 2: an old like is it pre war apartment. I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do anal and this this is dusty,
Speaker 2: pared to like where I should be doing anal. This
Speaker 2: is not No, it should be Yeah. But the old
Speaker 2: buildings like they have like character. I don't funk about
Speaker 2: a character. I want brand new wood, I want brand
Speaker 2: new walls.
Speaker 3: I want nice countertops. Nah, you can renovate a pre.
Speaker 1: War It wasn't renovated. If it was renovated, would you
Speaker 1: let them put it in your butt? Everything was off
Speaker 1: the hinges.
Speaker 3: There was dust places that shouldn't be dusty.
Speaker 1: I want new toilet seats. Nah, Yo, where did you
Speaker 1: meet this apartment? The building was probably worth still like
Speaker 1: good money. Where the money at? I didn't see the
Speaker 1: money in the apartment. It was on the tip of
Speaker 1: his dick. He's trying to put it into your butt.
Speaker 1: That's where he was trying to give me the jewels
Speaker 1: on the tip of that No, they're in his safety
Speaker 1: deposit box. Now listen.
Speaker 3: And his couch. I was like, what kind of fabric
Speaker 3: is this your couch?
Speaker 1: It wasnt it was?
Speaker 3: It felt worse than I kid. It was like rentas center.
Speaker 2: No, you may not do anal on this Renaiscenter, ass
Speaker 2: fucking sofa.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you guys walked into the house through the
Speaker 3: four yer and then he threw you on the couch
Speaker 3: and try to put there was no four year either.
Speaker 3: I was like, you're not doing an You ain't got
Speaker 3: a don't pronounce for yeah, for my uh as, I
Speaker 3: like foyer better.
Speaker 1: So you have a foyer, but you ain't.
Speaker 4: That's where sleeping.
Speaker 1: And again.
Speaker 3: He's sleeping in the other hallway, Like that's the four
Speaker 3: is the hallway to the apartment, like you you're not
Speaker 3: even in the apartment yet. It's just a long hallway
Speaker 3: to get inside.
Speaker 1: How does that work?
Speaker 3: You got some people some people put like little couches
Speaker 3: or like a little bitch.
Speaker 4: Oh I step over him in the morning, and so
Speaker 4: does the strip.
Speaker 1: That probably makes you feel really good. I was as
Speaker 1: a white man and stepping over brown man. That's a
Speaker 1: number one. That's top two things.
Speaker 3: As white man is stepping over brown people.
Speaker 1: Yo, excuse me, pardon me, Anthony. We have a couple
Speaker 1: of questions for you. We want to test your knowledge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got to test you to make sure you
Speaker 2: are the unofficial white guy experts.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm a white guy expert.
Speaker 2: So she's gonna hit you with some questions. We're gonna
Speaker 2: find out.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been to a horse turby? Yes?
Speaker 4: I was supposed to know.
Speaker 1: Okay, what kind of shoes?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 1: Does one wear to a horse? Jersey?
Speaker 4: Uh? Wingtips?
Speaker 1: I don't know that sounded right? That sounded really good.
Speaker 4: Come on, your suckers.
Speaker 2: That is he's right on the head. You get extra
Speaker 2: points for that.
Speaker 1: That's who that's the bonus right there. Okay? Uh?
Speaker 2: How would you cat call a young lady? I don't
Speaker 2: care call no, no, no, don't as a white man. How
Speaker 2: would a white man.
Speaker 3: Somebody passed you on the street and you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: I need to speak with her?
Speaker 1: How don't give him any hints? Hurry? How do you
Speaker 1: go about that? Like?
Speaker 5: You mean, like do I stop? How do I stop
Speaker 5: her on the street? Yes, you can't stop somebody, But
Speaker 5: how would I? How would I stop.
Speaker 1: Somebody?
Speaker 3: Don't try to act like white men don't cat call?
Speaker 3: They do?
Speaker 1: You guys do do that to me all the time.
Speaker 3: Think about it, dude, dude, dude, I love you.
Speaker 4: I want to have your baby. That's all.
Speaker 1: Like some niggas and said that before.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you want a man, Well, you ugly?
Speaker 1: What what? What? What would the greeting be up top?
Speaker 1: What's the first thing?
Speaker 5: Hello, I would like to meet you. My name is Anthony.
Speaker 5: That's how I would do it. I would like to
Speaker 5: meet you. My name is Anthony. There it is.
Speaker 4: That's all I would ever do.
Speaker 1: Okay, Anthony? This is this is why white men are failing.
Speaker 1: A cat calling. That's why we don't even that was
Speaker 1: a cat call?
Speaker 3: Nah, It's like, would you be touching her elbow while
Speaker 3: you were saying.
Speaker 4: That small of her bank was raised by women?
Speaker 1: Come on, it sounds like you raised yourself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you were raised by your dad's fully stocked fridge.
Speaker 1: Here, finish this sentence. Do you know who my blank is?
Speaker 4: Well, that's a setup.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying you know who my blank is.
Speaker 4: I'm not saying it.
Speaker 1: Just what word goes right there?
Speaker 4: I just put the word in your head, is what
Speaker 4: I just did.
Speaker 1: You can answer that.
Speaker 4: I'm not saying it.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, why what do you think goes in
Speaker 1: what I just said?
Speaker 5: You guys, we all know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: Do you know who my blank? My blank is? Do
Speaker 1: you know who my blank is?
Speaker 4: Yeah? You know who my account is, Oh my god,
Speaker 4: we were my father?
Speaker 1: Do you know who my dad is? Anthony, You're terrible.
Speaker 1: That is that is a whiter response than what we were.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because no one about your aunt who has an
Speaker 3: accountant except for a white man, or they could be like,
Speaker 3: call my lawyer, call my lawyer.
Speaker 1: He said, I'm not answering that. What did you think?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Anthony, I thought you didn't tell me
Speaker 5: this was me being a white guy.
Speaker 4: I thought you were asking me a different question.
Speaker 1: You're a white guy, so your response is supposed.
Speaker 4: To be asking yeah, but when you said, read the
Speaker 4: question again.
Speaker 1: Do you know who my blank is?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I thought you were setting me up because it's like, yo,
Speaker 4: you know who my who's my Oh yeah, yeah, that's
Speaker 4: what I was talking to.
Speaker 3: You know, if you had said that, that would have
Speaker 3: been an even waiter response to what we thought we were.
Speaker 4: Well, that's what I was going to say.
Speaker 1: But I think how many points? That's a half point?
Speaker 3: I think there's gonna be No, that wasn't that was
Speaker 3: like two points. The accountant thing was was more white
Speaker 3: than father.
Speaker 1: I think. But nobody, no, no one would know who
Speaker 1: your accountant is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's something that a way dude would say though,
Speaker 3: like you said it like accountant, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: We're gonna ask you one more? No I thought there
Speaker 1: was two more.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're gonna ask you two mores. These questions are
Speaker 3: good and your responses has been amazing.
Speaker 1: They're awful, but I'll take it. Okay. So this is
Speaker 1: a this is a design.
Speaker 2: It's what is the overlay of intersecting lines on solid diamonds.
Speaker 2: It's like a shirt. It's a type of shirt, but
Speaker 2: it's a pattern on a shirt or.
Speaker 4: Overlay.
Speaker 1: There you go with your modest ass like what what
Speaker 1: is that? What is you know? What the fuck it was?
Speaker 1: Shut up? Did you see that? He was like pausing,
Speaker 1: like what is that?
Speaker 4: Argyle?
Speaker 3: What is so?
Speaker 1: Two thousand? Who wears that?
Speaker 4: No one wears that?
Speaker 1: Can you name two horses?
Speaker 4: Okay? Those Budweiser horses? What are they? Those are the call?
Speaker 5: Those the Clydesdale's And then a thoroughbred?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, somebody asked me that question, like a black horse
Speaker 3: and a brown horse.
Speaker 1: That's what I would have.
Speaker 4: Said, what I get? Okay. When they taught me how
Speaker 4: to ride when I was a kid, they taught me
Speaker 4: Eastern not Western.
Speaker 2: You're so light, Anthony, you were winning in the white
Speaker 2: guy department.
Speaker 1: You're there. So what's next for you? Like where?
Speaker 3: Like where what you're doing with your time next?
Speaker 4: What do I gotta do?
Speaker 5: I got to get my show together till the money
Speaker 5: runs out. It's going to be a show. They're kind
Speaker 5: of loosely based on me. It's like this older guy
Speaker 5: just running out of money and I've got to figure
Speaker 5: it out.
Speaker 1: Awful before before it runs out. When when is his money.
Speaker 4: Go und He's got three weeks he set for life.
Speaker 4: You only have three three weeks left?
Speaker 1: Okay, this sounds interesting.
Speaker 4: Got no life skills and he might have mental problems.
Speaker 4: He's not sure this is.
Speaker 1: All this sleep based on you or like a way.
Speaker 5: Based on that's a lot.
Speaker 1: No, but that's a lot of white guys though. I
Speaker 1: think it sounds good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but like you know how everyone's show has like
Speaker 5: the stand up comedy, it's the beginning, like Seinfeld, Louis
Speaker 5: Amy Schumer. Well, I would just be like this dumb
Speaker 5: ass open mic comic just on stage at the beginning.
Speaker 1: Is that the title you're given yourself? What is it?
Speaker 5: Well, I'm just saying that that's the reality right, so
Speaker 5: I would be doing it from the point of view
Speaker 5: of not succeeding. Here's this guy like that has all
Speaker 5: the advance, all the advantages, but yeah, kind of didn't
Speaker 5: take advantage of it.
Speaker 1: You were given, you were given the world. Yeah, sixth
Speaker 1: generations of luxury.
Speaker 4: I don't have any death though. That's good, you know what.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a good place.
Speaker 4: And no criminal record.
Speaker 3: I feel like that's a good place because because we
Speaker 3: know who you're attorney is.
Speaker 1: You know who you're you know my attorney is. You know,
Speaker 1: let me call my lawyer. Okay, I'm not speaking without
Speaker 1: my attorney present.
Speaker 2: But when like whenever they're like getting whisked away, they're like,
Speaker 2: call my.
Speaker 1: Lawyer, Call my lawyer. I will not stand for this.
Speaker 3: Before we go call Brian can go all closed with
Speaker 3: a really white line, really white.
Speaker 1: Really, I'm gonna think of mine, sende you think of yours.
Speaker 3: Okay, But before we do that, we just want to
Speaker 3: remind everybody that you can see Sydney and I at
Speaker 3: the warm up on the second Saturday of every month
Speaker 3: at Karmel and it's very free and.
Speaker 2: It's free and it's five dollars drinks and four dollar
Speaker 2: wine and we'll be there probably in like a corp tip.
Speaker 5: And it's actually one of the top two comedy shows
Speaker 5: in the city.
Speaker 4: And I'm not lying.
Speaker 5: It really is the other show Whiplash.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll give you. I'll take that. Are you guys
Speaker 1: ready with your white line? Yes? Okay, who's gonna go for?
Speaker 1: Are you ready?
Speaker 4: Sure? Okay, go ahead, I gotta start.
Speaker 3: Yeah, white guys first.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, I prefer you put that on steak
Speaker 5: and holidays. You put on your eggs bended.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, go ahead. Sydney, what is your name?
Speaker 1: What is your name? Can I get your name? Please?
Speaker 1: Here's here's mine. I'd like to speak to the manager.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I feel like that was it, but what is your name?
Speaker 2: Is very similar to Can I speak to the manager?
Speaker 1: Okay, here's mine? Excuse me a word?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Perfect? Oh my god, that's it. This has been the
Speaker 1: unofficial expert Anthony.
Speaker 2: You were awesome and definitely you're winning you We've we
Speaker 2: will crown you right now.
Speaker 1: You are official white man expert. Yes, that's great, your
Speaker 1: so far, love you so much, Thank you.
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