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Speaker 2: driving credit. Hey hi, Oh my goodness. This is the

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Speaker 2: unofficial Expert.

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Speaker 1: Where we think we know but we don't know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we have no idea.

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Speaker 3: Well, no, we know it all.

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Speaker 1: I know it all. I feel like I do. I

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Speaker 1: was an expert this week at being a good friend.

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Speaker 1: Oh that sounds terrible. What was that? How are you

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Speaker 1: a good friend?

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Speaker 4: This week?

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Speaker 2: My friend got some bad news. And usually I'll be

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Speaker 2: flaking on everybody. I'll be like, I'm busy. You got shows,

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Speaker 2: da da da.

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Speaker 1: And I actually came through after my show that was

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Speaker 1: in Brooklyn. I came all the way to the city,

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Speaker 1: hung out, stayed out, then went home late. Is that

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Speaker 1: what it takes to be a good friend? Yeah? Well,

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Speaker 1: and I'm a really crappy friend.

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Speaker 3: But we know that already.

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Speaker 1: You're not leaving my burrow for your tears. We know

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Speaker 1: that okay, Well, as long as long as you know

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Speaker 1: I do. I'm also not leaving my burrow to go

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Speaker 1: to Bushwick. I know that as well. I'm on it.

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Speaker 1: What was I an expert at this week?

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Speaker 3: I was an expert at washing my hair in under

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Speaker 3: three hours this week.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I did that yesterday and.

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Speaker 3: My hands were all pruney, you know, like when you're

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Speaker 3: in the water too long your hands get like or

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Speaker 3: your skin turns into like old people's skin.

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Speaker 1: My hands have still not recovered. I don't know what's happening.

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Speaker 3: But my scalp feels clear, and uh, it feels different

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Speaker 3: when I like the wind hits my scalp. Now it's

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Speaker 3: definitely clean. It's clean an expert.

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Speaker 1: We can like put a finger through it and be like, no,

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Speaker 1: please don't touch me. We're not that cool. No fuss,

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Speaker 1: no fuss, there's gonna be a little bit of a fuss.

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Speaker 3: So this is the show where we talk to experts

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Speaker 3: about what they're really really well versed in, and today

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Speaker 3: our expert is Anthony Corbali.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys, it's actually pronounced Corbalist. You've only known

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Speaker 5: me for two years, but that's cool.

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Speaker 3: Actually, Actually, if you can't tell Anthony is our white

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Speaker 3: man expert.

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Speaker 2: He is so white and he is such a man,

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Speaker 2: and we love all of that.

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Speaker 3: He has on our expert classes today and he looks

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Speaker 3: like a professor.

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Speaker 5: Yes, yes, I'm robo white. That's why I am just

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Speaker 5: ask me any white questions.

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Speaker 4: I got your answer.

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Speaker 1: No, we just want to hear it.

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Speaker 3: We want to ask you regular questions and then we

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Speaker 3: want to hear your super bige responses.

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Speaker 2: Yes, because I'm want to know the white man struggle.

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Speaker 1: That's what we know.

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Speaker 4: Can you tell us, Oh, you came to the right guy.

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Speaker 1: White guys struggle number one depression.

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Speaker 4: Oh do you want to talk about that?

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Speaker 2: No, but I'm saying like that's a real white man

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Speaker 2: struggle is depression.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I was depressed yesterday. Oh really, I did watch

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Speaker 4: three Netflix movies. What movies?

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Speaker 1: Yes, what movies?

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Speaker 5: Did you Deliverance not exactly a cheery movie. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 5: mail rape in that movie, that's Deliveries. No, it actually

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Speaker 5: snapped me out of it.

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Speaker 1: You were like, I'm doing bad, but not that bad. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a really good Wednesday.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but in a weird way.

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Speaker 5: Like when I first watched Deliverance, it scared me because

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Speaker 4: But now I was like, oh, that was kind of

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Speaker 4: consensual rape. Oh, there you go.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, consensual consensual ravens the thing which that was because

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Speaker 5: they were actors, they were consenting to the rape.

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Speaker 4: So I saw how exciting it was.

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Speaker 1: She would be given those white man excuses. There's no

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Speaker 1: but it was she wanted.

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Speaker 4: She said no, no, she told me to rape her.

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Speaker 1: What she said it took a really dark turn too fast.

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Speaker 4: We're not we're not We're not even in kindergarten yet.

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Speaker 1: We haven't been doing this long enough.

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Speaker 3: Let's okay, So you watched Deliverance. What else did you watch?

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Speaker 5: And then I watched the Janis Joplin documentary and then

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Speaker 1: Let's get into that that. What was your perspective on

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Speaker 1: Alan Iverson? The answer? How do you feel about Ai? Oh?

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Speaker 4: You gotta love him. He's great.

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Speaker 5: But that story that where he got arrested in high

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Speaker 5: school is really fucked up because he was at a

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Speaker 5: bowling Allan. They got into a brawl and he did.

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Speaker 5: He got sentenced to fifteen years for a brawl in

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Speaker 1: But he didn't go to jello.

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Speaker 4: He did four months. He had to get the governor

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Speaker 5: And the only reason he got that was because everybody

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Speaker 4: So he got he got out. He would have done

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Speaker 4: five years.

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Speaker 1: Somebody died.

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Speaker 4: I was like, what happened?

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Speaker 5: Somebody broke a thumb, somebody broke an arm, and somebody

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Speaker 1: Wow, he got out of that. He probably had somebody

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Speaker 3: Well, he was going pro, so he had, you know,

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Speaker 4: If he hadn't been going pro, he would have done

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Speaker 4: five years for a bowling alley bro How much.

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Speaker 1: Time did everybody else do? Did anybody else do anytime?

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Speaker 5: Because he got off, his other friends got off too,

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Speaker 5: so they all got really lucky.

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Speaker 4: But I mean, it's fun that they were in that

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Speaker 2: Yes, in a bowling alley like bowling alley, and I

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Speaker 2: don't like bowling.

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Speaker 1: Bowling is not that great like bowling for me. Is cool,

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Speaker 1: Like I put on those nasty ass shoes.

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Speaker 3: They're always discussing and they always look like clown Like

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Speaker 3: why I understand that the bottoms need to have that

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Speaker 3: and have that little slidey thing on them and be good.

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Speaker 3: They always look funky, always.

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Speaker 1: Has blue and red shoes, and you know it be

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Speaker 1: somebody who real comfortable. They just put their feet in there.

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Speaker 1: It's like no socks, no socks.

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Speaker 3: Really, somebody really brad.

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Speaker 4: Disgusting band aid juice in the fin this ship and.

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Speaker 1: Then you know that spray ain't nothing but like water missed.

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Speaker 4: Just oh yeah, it's like a stop that fun disgusting.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's so bad, so gross.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, bowling is terrible. But so you tell us about you.

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Speaker 1: You're from where?

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Speaker 4: From Greenwich, Connecticut?

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Speaker 1: Bam?

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Speaker 3: That is like white man. That's like the mecca of

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Speaker 3: beige right there. It's like, oh holy, yes, holy. I

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Speaker 3: think that all young white males have to travel to

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Speaker 1: Uh, that's like their pilgrimage. Yeah, to be especially white,

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Speaker 1: you have to go to Greenwich. What's what states have

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Speaker 1: you been to like, where have you.

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Speaker 4: Gone everywhere except Alaska? No?

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Speaker 3: No, no, tell us where like you've been a Maine, yeah,

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Speaker 3: Rhode Island, ye, very North Dakota.

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Speaker 5: Yes, actually ship no I did. I did one of

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Speaker 5: the Dakotas.

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Speaker 3: Not Dakota is Dakota, Montana Yeah, New Hampshire yep.

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Speaker 1: Iowa, ye city. You don't know. No states.

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Speaker 5: I've been everywhere, all of them except one of the

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Speaker 5: Dakotas in Alaska, the white ones. No, even Hawaii. I've

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Speaker 5: been to Hawaiian all that. I almost went to Antarctica.

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Speaker 1: No, Arkansas, that's what Arkansas? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Well Nebraska, yep.

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Speaker 5: Driving when you drive across country, you go through Nebraska, Missouri, yep.

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Speaker 5: I don't know anymore, Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, Arizona, New Mexicoah

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Speaker 5: for Colorado, Wyoming, Tennessee, Tennessee, South Carolina, North Carolina, Georgia, Virginia,

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Speaker 5: West Virginia.

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Speaker 1: All those states are white.

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Speaker 4: Vania.

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Speaker 1: I think he just washing again.

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Speaker 4: Washington. Yeah, and now I'm just showing off.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, clearly. Oklahoma. You've been to Oklahoma.

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Speaker 4: Of course, I've been to Oklahoma.

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Speaker 1: What did you do it?

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Speaker 5: They got horsetails like twenty feet high there, What the

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Speaker 5: hell is a horsetail? You're going to think this is

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Speaker 5: not very white if I tell you about telling me

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Speaker 5: I went wildcrafting in okay O. That does sound because

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Speaker 5: I was studying herbal medicine and they got a lot

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Speaker 5: of wild herbs in Oklahoma, a lot of good stuff,

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Speaker 5: so we were wildcrafting.

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Speaker 1: Wait, what is wild? Explain?

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Speaker 4: It's like, why when you pick herbs in the.

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Speaker 1: Wild, isn't that just called gardening?

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Speaker 4: No, that's when you have a garden in your backyard.

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Speaker 4: This is when you.

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Speaker 5: Don't have at and you go out in the woods

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Speaker 5: and you pick shit.

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Speaker 1: I'm learning so much, like I feel so stupid Sydney

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Speaker 1: right now. I don't know what Sydney. Did you know

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Speaker 1: what that was? Do you see my face? Wild crafting?

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Speaker 1: So you did that in.

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Speaker 5: I got college credit for this ship because I went

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Speaker 5: to this freak school called the School.

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Speaker 2: This is how white men pass like they got to

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Speaker 2: do ship like this.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, because I was going to fail out of school.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, No, I should have failed out of school.

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Speaker 5: I should have gotten thrown out of school. Well, a

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Speaker 5: lot of stories I was going.

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Speaker 4: To get thrown out and then I got elected class president.

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Speaker 1: What were you going to get thrown out for? Yes?

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Speaker 5: Because I went to prep school and gree I got

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Speaker 5: the worst grades. Yeah, yeah, I went to this place

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Speaker 5: called Salisbury. It's all it's still all boys school in s.

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Speaker 3: Soul Spurer, I'm sorry, Can young man please direct me

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Speaker 3: to sols about it?

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Speaker 1: So? What was the uniform?

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Speaker 4: Coat? And tie?

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Speaker 1: Did you hear that? Coat? Coat and dust? Excuse me?

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Speaker 3: So?

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Speaker 1: Can I take your coatly? May I take your coat?

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Speaker 1: Coat is very heavy? So it wasn't a blazer?

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Speaker 4: Yes, blazer, but you call it coat.

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Speaker 1: We're learning so much? This is so?

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Speaker 5: Or you could wear a turtleneck instead of a tie.

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Speaker 5: That was like when you were getting crazy.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever seen a turtleneck and a tie? Combo?

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Speaker 1: Now I want to do that. Yeah, okay, so turtleneck.

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Speaker 1: What were the pants like? It was like a khaki or.

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Speaker 4: Like a yeah, anything except jeans. You couldn't wear jeans.

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Speaker 1: You couldn't wear somedim.

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Speaker 4: I did you tobacco?

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Speaker 1: Which which is weight?

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Speaker 4: You're not going to smoke in the room? You got?

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Speaker 1: How old were you?

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Speaker 4: Ninth grade?

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Speaker 1: So like thirteen? Tobacco?

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Speaker 3: You just ruining your gums and the ninth grade.

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Speaker 1: Can you smile at us so we can see your gums?

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Speaker 1: He got it.

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Speaker 3: He got a dentisty clearly obviously didn't It's not I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true, foolish.

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Speaker 3: So you went to Souls Barrow and it was all

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Speaker 4: I've been doing all boy day school before that, where

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Speaker 4: I wore a.

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Speaker 1: Brown we got day, we got prep. What else?

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Speaker 5: I had a brown and white uniform first through fifth

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Speaker 5: grade brown and white little patch on the sweater that

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Speaker 5: said courage, Honor, Truth, awful. But then sixth grade coat

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Speaker 2: Through so they had you like grown men in the

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Speaker 2: sixth grade. Yes, like you look like you had mortgage

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Speaker 2: and ship on your face.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh you know what school I went to?

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Speaker 5: Okay, So the school I went to, you know those

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they went to Brunswick. That's the school that I

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Speaker 1: You gotta be making every coat and yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So I was checking this out because my nephew was

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Speaker 5: looking at prep schools.

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Speaker 4: He goes to Brooks right now.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Brooks, Brooks, Brooks to put it on the back murder.

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Speaker 4: Sixty two thousand dollars a year to go to Salisbury?

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Speaker 4: Right now?

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Speaker 1: What how how old is he?

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Speaker 4: No, No, he doesn't go to Salisbury.

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Speaker 5: I'm saying when he was looking at schools, it's the

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Speaker 1: Now, two thousands.

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Speaker 3: Well, you can't take I don't know. You gotta have money.

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Speaker 3: You have to go to an interview process.

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Speaker 1: This is a prep school.

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Speaker 4: Prep school one year sixty.

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Speaker 1: Wait, so what is the point of prep school? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What do you learn to get you ready for high school?

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Speaker 1: Get you ready to rape?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 5: I thought I thought it was like going to college.

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Speaker 5: That's why I went. My sister's like, yeah, you could

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Speaker 5: party all the time. It's like going to college. So

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Speaker 5: that's why I decided to go. And then I get

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Speaker 5: there and it's just they lied to me clearly because

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Speaker 5: I was like, I'm not going to some all boys school.

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Speaker 4: You gotta be fucking kidding me, Like, you're crazy.

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Speaker 5: If you think of where are the holes at Wait?

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Speaker 3: Wait, hold on that you decided you wanted to go

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Speaker 3: to Salisbury as a thirteen year old, Like, yeah, it

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Speaker 3: was your choice.

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Speaker 1: You had a choice at how much exactly?

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Speaker 3: I didn't The only choice I had was get smacked

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Speaker 3: or just go without getting smacked.

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Speaker 1: H So you how much did it cost when you

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Speaker 4: It was just like probably five thousand.

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Speaker 1: Just five thousand. You know the school is free? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: public school, It's free as hell.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Well I ended up going to public school because I

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Speaker 1: Damn you brought you change and changing life right here.

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Speaker 5: My mother couldn't tell my grandfather for six months that

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Speaker 5: I went.

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Speaker 4: I was going.

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Speaker 1: What did your grandfather care? Because did he also go

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Speaker 1: to Salisbury or Brooks?

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Speaker 4: Or he went to St. Mark's?

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Speaker 1: Did he die right after that? Did you hear that?

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Speaker 1: And was like you killed him? You're horrible? So your

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Speaker 1: nephew is thinking about going.

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Speaker 4: Or he's going to Brooks right now?

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Speaker 1: And how much does that cost?

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Speaker 5: It's not as much as Salisbury, but it's it's ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: All right, Let's move on. Too much school that you

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Speaker 3: were going to. So you went to all the school

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Speaker 3: and then you still almost failed out.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I was failing out of school.

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Speaker 1: What was your grades?

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Speaker 5: I was getting like they had letter number grades, which

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Speaker 5: were worse because I was getting a forty five failing

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Speaker 5: a fifty nine. So if you get a forty five,

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Speaker 5: that really pulls it down.

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Speaker 1: Dumb as hell.

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Speaker 4: No, I just wasn't doing my word.

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Speaker 5: Worry aboudy else getting I don't know, eighties nineties, What

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Speaker 5: were you forty five?

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Speaker 4: I was pissed.

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Speaker 1: He was out there chewing that tobac.

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Speaker 4: No I got there. You couldn't drink. See, I was

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Speaker 4: like allowed to drink and smoke at home.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you were thirteen When I was.

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Speaker 4: In seventh grade, I smoked cigarettes.

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Speaker 1: What was your drink of choice as a thirteen year old?

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Speaker 1: I'll have a nice scotch on the rocks? Can I

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Speaker 1: have an old Fashioned? And then a sidecar? Can I

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Speaker 1: get a Sassarex?

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna drink all this in Manhattan? Extra cherries, gin, martini,

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Speaker 3: a gin?

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Speaker 1: Where did you have a vesper vest?

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Speaker 3: Okay, so you were drinking your mom? You don't remember

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Speaker 3: what you were drinking?

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Speaker 5: Okay, Well I would drinking beer, Okay, coming into the city,

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Speaker 5: drink with my dad. He'd be like stock the fridge

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Speaker 5: with beer. This is eighth grade. I had a fake id.

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Speaker 5: Then we go out to dinner, wine, champagne, cocktails, and

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Speaker 5: then he'd be like, here's a hundred bucks, a couple

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Speaker 5: of hundred bucks, go out have fun.

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Speaker 4: I had no cur for you.

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Speaker 5: I would take my friends to the clubs and drink shots,

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Speaker 5: drink beer whatever.

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Speaker 1: In eighth grade. Eighth grade, I'm not, well, you're twelve

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Speaker 1: years old. I had a fake ID does why he's

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Speaker 1: white man? Just be doing anything and everything?

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Speaker 4: Wait?

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Speaker 1: Your dad knew you were twelve?

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Speaker 4: Right, and he was like, yeah, I was fourteen.

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Speaker 3: Maybe he was so drunk. I didn't remember your age?

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Speaker 4: Was it That drinking age is eighteen back then? So

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Speaker 4: they were like, you were.

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Speaker 1: Still really far off from eighteen. You're still five years old?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Wait he wanted to be cool.

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Speaker 1: Wait what rest of her? Wait? Where were you guys

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Speaker 1: getting done? At the waiter? Was just like where am

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Speaker 1: I dropping this check? And co oh? Now you were Anthony?

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Speaker 1: Did you still have this face? Did you have like

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Speaker 1: an older man's face at fourteen?

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Speaker 5: I was six foot two and a half at thirteen,

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Speaker 5: so I looked eighteen.

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Speaker 4: I shrunk drunk three quarters of an inch.

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Speaker 1: With so you like, I'm not going to do that. Man,

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Speaker 1: when you lose your white privilege. You just get a

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Speaker 1: little shorter. That's it. No, it's not.

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Speaker 3: He still has She's just you know, just you know,

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Speaker 3: he's not drinking enough milk.

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Speaker 1: Probably.

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Speaker 3: Bones were like, okay, so you were drinking with your dad.

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Speaker 1: You're drinking with your mom.

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Speaker 4: Just smoking cigarettes with my mom. Didn't drink with her?

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Speaker 1: Oh your mom she had she was a yeah, she

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Speaker 1: was a smoker.

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Speaker 4: She was like, you as well do it in front

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Speaker 4: of me.

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Speaker 1: So you guys were just like, she'd can you let

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Speaker 1: me up? And you guys would like, bun cigarettes?

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Speaker 4: Is that what happened?

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Speaker 5: I was like, mom, can you do a smoke ring?

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Speaker 5: She's like she tried and she couldn't. I was like,

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Speaker 5: I can do a smoke ring.

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Speaker 2: She goes, yeah, right, Oh, like in Alice in Wonderland

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Speaker 2: when they make that the circles the caterpillar.

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Speaker 5: So she gives me a drag of cigarette and I

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Speaker 5: go and I popped. One goes all the way across

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Speaker 5: the kitchen like its an, goes around her nose and uh.

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Speaker 5: And she's like, all right, here's a pack of cigarettes.

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Speaker 4: What does it Yep?

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Speaker 1: That was the test. That was the true test.

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Speaker 5: No, She's like you're obviously already smoking, so you don't.

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Speaker 5: I don't want you to hide it from me.

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Speaker 3: I would still want you to hide it from me

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Speaker 3: because I know you'd be smoking less cigarettes.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 5: So yeah, and I quit by the eighth grade. See

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Speaker 5: that's the stereotype.

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Speaker 2: That's why you have to do it early so you

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Speaker 2: can like make it a happen.

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Speaker 1: He started, he started early enough.

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Speaker 5: I'm essential like, you know, yeah, white kid quit doing

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Speaker 5: coke in the tenth grade.

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Speaker 4: You know that kind of thing.

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Speaker 1: When did you start doing cocaine?

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Speaker 4: Ninth grade?

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Speaker 5: Actually, first time was eighth grade at Xenon's the club.

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Speaker 1: It was like, what is going on? I mean, how

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Speaker 1: are you still alive right now? Are you you done?

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Speaker 3: You done started things and then retired before other people

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Speaker 3: started those things. Yeah wow, Okay, so what happened? You

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Speaker 3: get you get back to public school and then where

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Speaker 3: you know where?

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Speaker 1: What happens after that?

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Speaker 5: Okay, then my mom goes to Africa. I'm in school,

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Speaker 5: I got my own house. We want yourself at my

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, White, why did your mom go to Africa?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 5: Because I went to boarding school. My sister was at

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Speaker 5: boarding school. It was like us going to college. So

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Speaker 5: she's like, well, what am I going to do with

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Speaker 5: my life? So she takes off, she goes to Africa.

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Speaker 5: Then I come back and she's like, well.

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Speaker 4: I like Africa, and she's still she kept going and

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Speaker 4: she's still there right now.

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Speaker 1: She wants that dick.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so she still isn't Africa?

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Speaker 1: Well was she saving something? She was she feeding the children?

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Speaker 1: What was she doing?

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Speaker 4: You don't just go to Amazon Safari?

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Speaker 5: And then she met some dude who was like, you

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Speaker 5: should come to South Africa, that is, and then she.

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Speaker 3: Did, see dick will make you renounce good good in Africa.

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Speaker 3: Good dick will make you renown.

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Speaker 4: He was German.

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Speaker 1: Isn't that the bullshit?

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Speaker 3: You're gonna go to a going to get some more

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Speaker 3: white dick something here that they're in South Africa?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, but before I went over there before apart

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Speaker 5: tight end.

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Speaker 1: Weird.

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Speaker 3: But I'm just saying, if I was a white man,

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Speaker 3: I was like, wait, you can't get no dick here

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Speaker 3: in America.

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Speaker 1: You got to go all the way to South Africa.

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Speaker 1: But he but it's German, dicto, it's European. There's German

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Speaker 1: dick and America.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but yeah, well, I just talked to my mom

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Speaker 5: the other day. She says she hadn't been laid in

454
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:07,120
Speaker 5: fifteen years. So apparently that German dick ain't doing so good.

455
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:10,560
Speaker 1: That German dick is on height.

456
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:15,680
Speaker 3: Mother, I mean, mother may smoke cigarettes with your mom,

457
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:17,480
Speaker 3: and so of course you're talking about dining with your mom.

458
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:21,119
Speaker 5: Obviously he hasn't been laid in fifteen years. Oh and then, oh,

459
00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,920
Speaker 5: wait till you hear this one. Then she tells me,

460
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:26,200
Speaker 5: she's like, you know, uh, your father was the best

461
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:28,199
Speaker 5: I ever had. And she goes, and don't think I

462
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,040
Speaker 5: didn't have a lot of people, because between my first

463
00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:32,560
Speaker 5: and my second husband, I slept with about twenty guys.

464
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,800
Speaker 1: I was like, Mom, what was the time spa.

465
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,680
Speaker 4: That was between fifth grade and like tenth grade for

466
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:38,359
Speaker 4: me or something?

467
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,040
Speaker 1: Twenty people over sharing?

468
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:44,359
Speaker 2: Y'all are some over sharing motherfuckers, because like, who is

469
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:45,960
Speaker 2: who is saying all that?

470
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:49,320
Speaker 1: My mother? I've never even said the word dick in

471
00:19:49,359 --> 00:19:50,000
Speaker 1: the same ever.

472
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:52,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, my mom told me in eighth grade her boyfriend

473
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:53,480
Speaker 5: was impotent.

474
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,000
Speaker 3: Well that's a word that you had to go look up.

475
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:58,440
Speaker 3: She wanted you learn that word. Yeah, I hear that.

476
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:00,760
Speaker 1: My mother didn't even say so. She was like, you're

477
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,480
Speaker 1: doing Mom.

478
00:20:03,359 --> 00:20:05,280
Speaker 5: Told me to do it on the hard floor. She

479
00:20:05,359 --> 00:20:06,679
Speaker 5: goes like, you want to do it right? You do

480
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:09,040
Speaker 5: it on a hard floor. You can get deep, get.

481
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:09,440
Speaker 4: In there deep.

482
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:10,640
Speaker 1: Your mother said that.

483
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:11,320
Speaker 4: That's what she told me.

484
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:14,200
Speaker 1: Is your mother's name Barbara? I feel like, what is Barbara?

485
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:14,480
Speaker 3: Yeah?

486
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:15,240
Speaker 1: What's your mom's name?

487
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:15,760
Speaker 4: Kathy?

488
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:18,199
Speaker 1: Kathy? Kathy? Is it Kathleen?

489
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:19,040
Speaker 4: Kathy?

490
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:22,080
Speaker 1: It's just Kathy? And you call it by her first name?

491
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:26,000
Speaker 2: No, okay, you got so wait y'all were smoking and ship,

492
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,280
Speaker 2: but you can't call it by her first name.

493
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:31,960
Speaker 1: Come on now, you couldn't be cath. Can you make

494
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:32,800
Speaker 1: me a grilled cheese?

495
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:32,959
Speaker 5: Hey?

496
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:33,840
Speaker 1: Cat? Can I have an express?

497
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,960
Speaker 5: I was not allowed to call her mother. That was

498
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:37,520
Speaker 5: like the one thing I couldn't call her mother.

499
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:39,479
Speaker 3: You couldn't call her mother, call her mother? Does your

500
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:40,960
Speaker 3: mom wear pearls and like white?

501
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,200
Speaker 1: In my mom? Your mom only wears like white linen.

502
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,719
Speaker 5: Now, see, this is this is what you gotta understand

503
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:48,879
Speaker 5: about my mom. She's old money. So they dressed down

504
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,879
Speaker 5: like she shops at kmart.

505
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,640
Speaker 1: And ship in South Africa.

506
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,240
Speaker 4: Wool worst over there, wool worst.

507
00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,760
Speaker 3: You brought it back right there.

508
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,000
Speaker 1: They don't even have those.

509
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:03,919
Speaker 4: They have it there, They're done, They've got it.

510
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:07,720
Speaker 3: They just got them Dan, they got it madly. So

511
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:11,640
Speaker 3: she dresses down. Kathy dresses down, but she's old money.

512
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,080
Speaker 3: Where's Kathy's money coming from?

513
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,960
Speaker 1: Does she? I mean, she don't sound like she worked work.

514
00:21:18,359 --> 00:21:22,359
Speaker 4: What you're talking about? Where's Kathy's well?

515
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,800
Speaker 5: I don't know how you say it. My mom's like

516
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,480
Speaker 5: a sixth generation millionaire.

517
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:31,480
Speaker 1: That's so far down the line, like how much.

518
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:35,040
Speaker 5: It's like your great she's from Okay, Uh you know

519
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:40,320
Speaker 5: Delancey Street, Lower east Side. Yeah, that was my family's property.

520
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,600
Speaker 5: They owned the entire Lower east Side. They had a

521
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:44,800
Speaker 5: farm there Delancey.

522
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:46,560
Speaker 1: What ye're we talking about here.

523
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:49,120
Speaker 4: Is this is before the revolution, So that's.

524
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:50,360
Speaker 1: So far like that, don't even care.

525
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:55,119
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's goes so far back that they were basically British, yeah, you.

526
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,400
Speaker 4: Know, even though they were like they were French.

527
00:21:57,520 --> 00:21:59,280
Speaker 5: But then they went to England and then they came

528
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:02,920
Speaker 5: to America and uh yeah, they owned the Lower east

529
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:05,320
Speaker 5: Side and then the revolution came, they got kicked out,

530
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:06,680
Speaker 5: had to go to Canada.

531
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:09,600
Speaker 2: And the well, it only costs like two cents to

532
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:13,120
Speaker 2: own like that area at that time, so that doesn't.

533
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:16,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, so where's where's the money coming from?

534
00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:18,280
Speaker 4: Banks? Banking?

535
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:22,600
Speaker 3: Okay, see, that's that's what we want. We want to banking.

536
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:24,320
Speaker 3: You got like like Carnegie money.

537
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:25,520
Speaker 4: Okay.

538
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:28,480
Speaker 5: My great grandfather was JP Morgan's best friend, you know

539
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:29,160
Speaker 5: JP Morgan.

540
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:31,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, the dude who takes all the money out my

541
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:32,720
Speaker 3: account if I don't have enough money in it.

542
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,080
Speaker 1: That dude.

543
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:38,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was my grandfather, great grandfather's best friend. But

544
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:42,040
Speaker 5: it was his father that made just ship tons of money.

545
00:22:42,119 --> 00:22:43,840
Speaker 5: And then before and then one of them was married

546
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:44,760
Speaker 5: to like a Vanderbilt.

547
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:45,239
Speaker 4: I don't know.

548
00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:49,680
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, so you're like kind of related to

549
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,639
Speaker 2: Anderson Cooper.

550
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:58,040
Speaker 3: His mom is Gloria Vanderbilt or more white Fax right there.

551
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:00,720
Speaker 3: I just want you to you to know that I

552
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:01,960
Speaker 3: did my research school clearly.

553
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:04,280
Speaker 1: Wow.

554
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:06,480
Speaker 3: Okay, so your mom she don't work. So a day

555
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,280
Speaker 3: in the life of Kathy before she went to South

556
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:11,240
Speaker 3: Africa was get into it right now? Yeah, I just

557
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,520
Speaker 3: Kathy wakes up around what time she's old money though, Okay, Yeah.

558
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:18,040
Speaker 5: My mom wakes up, she throws on her bathrobe, smokes

559
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:22,160
Speaker 5: a cigarette, drives me to school in her Ford Pinto,

560
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:23,000
Speaker 5: which if.

561
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:24,359
Speaker 4: You remember those, those are the ones that used to

562
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:24,840
Speaker 4: blow up.

563
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,440
Speaker 1: Oh, Kathy gets no damp And it.

564
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,479
Speaker 5: Wasn't even a Pinto, it was the knockoff version. It

565
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:33,480
Speaker 5: was a Mercury Bobcat. So my mom is My mom

566
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:36,040
Speaker 5: is driving me to school in her bathroom, smoking cigarettes,

567
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:39,280
Speaker 5: no makeup on, hair crazy, And my friends are like,

568
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:41,479
Speaker 5: what's up with your mom? Their moms are they got

569
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:44,600
Speaker 5: mink coats on, they're driving Mercedes, or they got their cha.

570
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:49,560
Speaker 3: Doing it right though, because real money gives no dam

571
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:53,400
Speaker 3: about everybody else, right, that's so funy. New money wants

572
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,960
Speaker 3: you to be like, oh is that mink yes? Is

573
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,280
Speaker 3: that endangered chinchilla?

574
00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:01,720
Speaker 1: Yes? But like Kathy in little Mercury, probably making mad

575
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:02,919
Speaker 1: noise coming down the street.

576
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:06,399
Speaker 2: My mother used to dress exactly like that. So my

577
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 2: mom had a lot of things in common with Kathy

578
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:10,880
Speaker 2: except no money.

579
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:16,240
Speaker 1: Ramona had no coins. My mom. Yeah, she shops at Kmart.

580
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:18,560
Speaker 1: That's the only thing she does in common with Ramona.

581
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:24,400
Speaker 2: Love a bathrobe like no matter what bathrobe eoo Like.

582
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:27,880
Speaker 1: She don't even have the sand hot Yeah, she don't

583
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:29,600
Speaker 1: even have that. She just have it wide open.

584
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,520
Speaker 3: You're like, mom, I can see your titties come on

585
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:34,400
Speaker 3: and like that, like she don't care at all.

586
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,440
Speaker 1: I feel like that's just like black moms though.

587
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:39,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, like my brother would be like, Mom, James's hair

588
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:41,679
Speaker 3: like you have on like just the skirt like right

589
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,480
Speaker 3: up to like you, like, what do you do?

590
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:46,359
Speaker 1: She'd be like.

591
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:49,080
Speaker 3: Get throat shirt at her with Kathy like that, or

592
00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 3: she would just she was a little more.

593
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:53,240
Speaker 4: She was way worse. My mother used to do these

594
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,480
Speaker 4: exercises without underwear on.

595
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:58,320
Speaker 1: No Kathy, yeah Kathy.

596
00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:58,600
Speaker 3: Yet.

597
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,360
Speaker 4: I will be watching TV. Look over.

598
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,720
Speaker 5: My mom's doing these exercises and she's doing these leg

599
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,360
Speaker 5: lifts from the side like this, and.

600
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,960
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, mom, come on, put that shit away.

601
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:07,760
Speaker 1: She didn't have pants.

602
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,200
Speaker 4: She had she used to flash.

603
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:11,840
Speaker 5: She would flash me not realizing it, and I was like,

604
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:13,119
Speaker 5: that's disgusting.

605
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:15,159
Speaker 1: When people put that away. She would do it in

606
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:16,040
Speaker 1: just the rope.

607
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 5: No she was this was now she's just sitting in

608
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 5: her room, uh, with a shirt on, no underwear or something.

609
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:23,800
Speaker 4: I don't know. It was gross.

610
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 3: If I'm at my house, there's no reason to have

611
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:28,119
Speaker 3: panties on, right, that's just a waste of panties. I

612
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,360
Speaker 3: think that there's house panties and then there's.

613
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,159
Speaker 1: No there's no such thing as a house panties.

614
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 3: Just I'm just not gonna put them on him in

615
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,439
Speaker 3: my house if the shirt is long enough, and I

616
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 3: know my roommate's not coming home.

617
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 1: No pants Sundays only.

618
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:44,080
Speaker 4: But yeah, I thought we were poor growing up because, uh.

619
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,560
Speaker 1: Because you only had six bathrooms.

620
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:48,320
Speaker 4: But yeah, we had five bedrooms. We had a pool

621
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:51,920
Speaker 4: in ground pool one egg girl lan for Greenwich.

622
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 5: That was nothing. People were like making fun of me

623
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,960
Speaker 5: because of my house. They were like, and I used

624
00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:00,520
Speaker 5: to get a ride from the milkman to school me how.

625
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:05,200
Speaker 1: Old are you with the milkman? Were like the poorest

626
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 1: person in Greenwich.

627
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:06,880
Speaker 4: Yeah.

628
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, my friends were like it was ridiculous. They have chauffeurs,

629
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,200
Speaker 5: They had elevators in their houses and you.

630
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,879
Speaker 1: Use your stairs like regular people. How did you feel?

631
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:18,280
Speaker 3: How did that make you feel going to someone else's

632
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,520
Speaker 3: home that had an elevator in it and you're like,

633
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:21,960
Speaker 3: I'm supposed.

634
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:22,760
Speaker 1: To be rich, what is this?

635
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:23,800
Speaker 4: Yeah?

636
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 5: It was weird, but I like the people that had

637
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,879
Speaker 5: all the fun shit to play with was the richest.

638
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,159
Speaker 3: The richest friend that you had, Like, do you remember

639
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:32,639
Speaker 3: who was like the person with the most or the

640
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:33,280
Speaker 3: nicest house.

641
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:34,240
Speaker 1: Do you remember what that was like?

642
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 5: Uh, this one friend of mine, his father was chairman

643
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:44,399
Speaker 5: of the board of PEPSI. So he had like mini bikes,

644
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 5: go karts, elevator in the house. He had like a

645
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:50,640
Speaker 5: soda machine in the hallway. You just like push a button.

646
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 1: And just giving them kids down the toys he had.

647
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's crazy. Indoor pool. That was pretty bad ass

648
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 4: indoor pool.

649
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:02,199
Speaker 1: Oh, liking curl into yes, yes, yes. What was his

650
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 1: mom like? What was that dude's mom like? Or was

651
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,360
Speaker 1: like his step mom because those dues stay.

652
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 4: Married for Yeah, I just remember their nanny. She was

653
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 4: the one that she was there.

654
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 1: Of course she wasn't she was busy.

655
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:18,119
Speaker 3: Then nanny was chill as she was getting bowtops. So

656
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:19,119
Speaker 3: so you didn't have a nanny.

657
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 4: I sort of did in the summertime. She was great.

658
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 1: Actually, what's your name? What was your nanny's name?

659
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 4: Anna?

660
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:31,640
Speaker 5: And she was Hungarian Upper east Side. My grandparents lived

661
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 5: on the Upper east Side, so we would stay with

662
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 5: them in the Hampton's in the summertime. So Anna would

663
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:40,360
Speaker 5: look after me and uh, and I needed her looking

664
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,240
Speaker 5: after me because my sister tried to kill me like

665
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:42,880
Speaker 5: all the time.

666
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:46,119
Speaker 1: Well yes, like for real killing like fake.

667
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 4: Like pennies to eat like I was. I was her

668
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:50,400
Speaker 4: piggy bank.

669
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 1: What was your name?

670
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 4: Cammy?

671
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,159
Speaker 1: Shame on Cammy.

672
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 4: She tried to drown me.

673
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 3: You ain't ship, You ain't ship, cam Cam.

674
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 1: Where's cam Cam? Now?

675
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:02,440
Speaker 4: West Chester?

676
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:03,359
Speaker 1: Of course she is.

677
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 3: I mean that's where you that's where you go to

678
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,119
Speaker 3: prosper That's like Greenwich Junior.

679
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, wow, she's living the you know, pressure lifestyle.

680
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,479
Speaker 1: Okay, so let's tell us how you ended up back

681
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:18,360
Speaker 1: in New York. So you went to school, you studied.

682
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,919
Speaker 5: Herbal Okay, So I should have failed out of school,

683
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:23,360
Speaker 5: but I went to the community learning program at Greenwich High.

684
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 2: Which is like the community It's like saying, like, we

685
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 2: know you're not going to do any work, but if

686
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:28,640
Speaker 2: you say.

687
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 4: Your alternative school, yeah yeah, we'll give you a degree.

688
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:35,120
Speaker 5: So I did that and was I told you about?

689
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 5: I was like a drug dealer in high school. I

690
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 5: was selling weed in high school. I'd show up to

691
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 5: school my backpack full of weed and I would sell

692
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 5: that and then I would fly out to the West

693
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 5: Coast and go to all these shows out there.

694
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 4: And what kind of shows, Well, this is kind of embarrassing.

695
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 4: I don't like to admit this, which shows.

696
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, Like I had a grateful dead fetish for

697
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 5: a little bit, so I used to follow the dead.

698
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 1: I've heard of that, but I've.

699
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 5: Never Yeah, but it's like people make like all the

700
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 5: punk rock kids like would make funny because it's like

701
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 5: Jerry and Beard.

702
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 4: I had a beard in.

703
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 1: High school like that, like down to the air like that.

704
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, I let it grow out pretty bad.

705
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 3: Damn you looked like you were super old. Yeah, long

706
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 3: before you were super old.

707
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 5: Yes, But I went to this alternative school called Evergreen

708
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 5: that had no grades.

709
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 3: Evergreen sounds like they wouldn't have any grades.

710
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 5: It's a state college, but there's no grades written evaluations instead.

711
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:36,720
Speaker 5: So like, what if you don't like your teacher, Like, well,

712
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 5: you know, he had his shoe game was fucked up?

713
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 1: What kind of shoes he's got his?

714
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 4: Like he's like a Wallabies.

715
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 1: Or some shit like that. Wallaby Come on, professor, Wow,

716
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 1: So how did you I feel?

717
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 3: Like, what's the craziest No, that's not what I want

718
00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 3: to ask you. I want to ask you, Sydney. I

719
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 3: need to I don't want to say, what's the whitest

720
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:04,240
Speaker 3: thing you've ever done?

721
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 1: But like, no, we're not there yet.

722
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 3: We're not still trying to We're trying to get to

723
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,640
Speaker 3: where you are now in your life. Okay, right, so

724
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 3: you're where you are now in your life? Where do

725
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 3: you live now?

726
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 5: I live in Brooklyn, Williamsburg, Brooklyn, Yes, such a grade years,

727
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,160
Speaker 5: such a downgrade.

728
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:25,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, not Westchester? No or granted, nothing on Delancey was available? Yeah,

729
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 1: what happened? Why don't you live on the lyrics?

730
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 4: Can even afford the studio on Delancey?

731
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 1: What does the studio? And Delanza calls?

732
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 2: Even though I feel like you lying, Yeah, I feel

733
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,560
Speaker 2: like you're being real modest right now?

734
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 1: So you can afford all the studios on the land.

735
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 1: We're not gonna rob you. Tell the truth. How much

736
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 1: is the studio and de Lancey goes?

737
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,320
Speaker 4: I don't know, probably like sixteen two thousand.

738
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 1: Oh that's doable. You can't do it.

739
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 2: I had eighteen hundred dollars. I had a eighteen hundred

740
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 2: dollars rent, like about the.

741
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 1: Studio, and you weren't paying that whole rent by yourself.

742
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 2: I was paying at first by myself nineteen hundred dollars.

743
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Yeah, in Harlem too.

744
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 2: In Harlem, no, no, no, but backyard a washer and

745
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 2: dryer because it was a brown.

746
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a brownstone. I don't know it was

747
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 1: a brownstone.

748
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:13,720
Speaker 3: You didn't tell me that when you were telling me

749
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,479
Speaker 3: the story about you raggedy ass place in Harlem.

750
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 2: It sounds it was never raggedy, miss ting. It was

751
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 2: never raggedy. It was just my raggedy ass was up

752
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 2: in there.

753
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 1: You left a washer and dryer. I sure did.

754
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 3: To move to a place where you have to walk

755
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 3: your laundry down a flight of stairs and drag an

756
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 3: old lady cart. You have similar lives right now. I

757
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 3: had it all, and then I'm just now, I'm just

758
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 3: all all?

759
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 1: Was the washerroo?

760
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 3: I had it all?

761
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,400
Speaker 1: Do you have a washer dryer? Where do you washing?

762
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 4: Three blocks away? And you dropped drop it myself. I

763
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 4: don't pay for the delivery.

764
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 1: People pay them to wash it for you.

765
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's like two dollars more than doing it

766
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 5: myself because the really really cheap.

767
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 4: Serious Yeah, and we got along really good. Do you

768
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 4: want to jump over?

769
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 3: All?

770
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 4: Right?

771
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 1: So much happening right now? Are we paused?

772
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 3: So that's something that I feel like people do now

773
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 3: a lot is like they don't pay, like they don't

774
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 3: do their own laundry.

775
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 4: Yeah.

776
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 5: Well I just started doing this because before I needed

777
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 5: my laundry back the same day because I would only.

778
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 4: Have one set of sheets, so if I didn't get

779
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 4: it back.

780
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 1: That day, might only have one set of sheets.

781
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 5: Well, but then I found that I had a couple

782
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:28,959
Speaker 5: other sheet sets, but I didn't realize I had them.

783
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 5: I do not know, because you get presents for Christmas

784
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 5: and you just throw them up in a closet and

785
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 5: you forget.

786
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 3: What's the craziest Christmas gift? The nicest Christmas gift you've

787
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 3: ever received. It doesn't have to be like super expensive,

788
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 3: It just like the nicest like something.

789
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 4: Oh, this is real alright. My mom took me to

790
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:50,240
Speaker 4: Jamaica last year. Oh it's nice.

791
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 1: Where else where else have you traveled with Jermome?

792
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 4: Oh man, She used to take us everywhere. This is

793
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 4: kind of interesting.

794
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 3: Uh.

795
00:32:57,040 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 5: We went to Egypt, to Morocco and Spain. We went

796
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 5: to the Galapagos Islands.

797
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 1: I don't even know where that is.

798
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 4: It's off of Ecuador. It's amazing.

799
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 5: And she tried to take us to Antarctica when I

800
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 5: was in sixth grade, but my school wouldn't let me

801
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 5: out because it was after Christmas and I would have

802
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:14,680
Speaker 5: had to miss two weeks. It was the first cruise

803
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 5: to Antarctica ever. My mom was on top of it.

804
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 5: She's like, we're going and my school wouldn't let me go.

805
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 1: Couldn't your mom just be like, if that, we don't.

806
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 1: He's after so we're taking him now.

807
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:25,719
Speaker 5: This is the reason that my mom used to get

808
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 5: lonely on Christmas because I'd be in the city on

809
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 5: Christmas Eve with my dad and then she'd be all

810
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 5: by herself. We wouldn't get out there until like noon

811
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 5: on Christmas. So what she did she started taking us

812
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 5: away for Christmas so she would not have to be alone.

813
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 5: So she would take us to Egypt.

814
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 1: So your mom takes you guys away for Christmas every.

815
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 5: Year now she takes us away for Christmas just so

816
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 5: we can all get together with my sister's family.

817
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 3: And yeah, wow, and your dad is what, he's out

818
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 3: here just like hanging out with like a young twenty.

819
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 4: Something now his partner. She's like a little bit younger,

820
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 4: but they're in the same age range. Mmmm, she's like

821
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 4: maybe five years younger. Max.

822
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:10,799
Speaker 3: Okay, I feel like that's doable now as a white man. Uh,

823
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 3: we're talking.

824
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:13,959
Speaker 1: About partners and stuff like that. What do you who?

825
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,600
Speaker 1: Do you have a girlfriend? Wow?

826
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 4: What happened?

827
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 1: Have you been married? You've never been married?

828
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 4: Married? Now?

829
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:21,280
Speaker 5: Really?

830
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:23,440
Speaker 4: No, I got an engagement ring though. You want to

831
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:23,880
Speaker 4: get married?

832
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 3: Oh?

833
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 1: How did that happen? So you just have you're.

834
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 4: It's in a safety deposit box, of course it is.

835
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:33,440
Speaker 1: You have a safety deposit box. Did you have a

836
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 1: safe deposit Oh?

837
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:35,960
Speaker 4: You know what I got? You want to know what

838
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:36,440
Speaker 4: I got in there?

839
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 1: What else?

840
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 4: Is gold?

841
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:38,279
Speaker 1: Like?

842
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 4: Silver?

843
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 1: Like blocks of gold? No?

844
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 4: I gave the ruby away.

845
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 1: We give a ruby?

846
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:46,399
Speaker 4: Diamonds worth?

847
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,000
Speaker 1: These passed down? Are they?

848
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:49,879
Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, all all of us was passed down?

849
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 3: Does your sister have a safe deposit box too? And

850
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:54,880
Speaker 3: they both have like the same amount of diamonds and.

851
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 1: Stuff in it?

852
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:58,280
Speaker 4: My sister's got a lot more than I got. Oh damn,

853
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:00,879
Speaker 4: I kind of I didn't get the full deal on that.

854
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 1: Are there any emeralds in the box?

855
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 4: Not my box?

856
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:10,439
Speaker 1: Yo?

857
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 3: That's wild city. Do you know anybody would have saved

858
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:13,279
Speaker 3: deposit box?

859
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 4: Oh?

860
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:16,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, my family had one girl. Bye. They family had

861
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:19,399
Speaker 1: a safe deposit box. They did what was in your.

862
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:24,320
Speaker 2: Safety deposit box bonds, and then what happened to the bonds, Well,

863
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 2: people started dying. They had to take the bonds out

864
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:30,279
Speaker 2: to pay for people's funerals and whatnot.

865
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 1: And then actually.

866
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:37,360
Speaker 2: Fucked up in school and they had to pay like

867
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:42,840
Speaker 2: seventeen thousand dollars for me to continue college.

868
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,760
Speaker 1: And then you dropped out. They yeah, they.

869
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 3: Cashed the bonds and yeah, wow, that's why Ramona is

870
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 3: so mad at me.

871
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:55,840
Speaker 1: They had to pay for you to finish school, and

872
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:59,840
Speaker 1: then you didn't finish school. Girl, that's crazy.

873
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:03,480
Speaker 3: Me and me and Anthony are very similar, I hear it,

874
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 3: except Anthony's family they still got stuff in their safety

875
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 3: deposit box.

876
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:08,839
Speaker 1: Yeah that much.

877
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 3: And then when you say not that much, it sounds

878
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 3: like there's still diamonds and rubies and gold and silver

879
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 3: in it though.

880
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, but yeah, that stuff goes quick.

881
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:22,279
Speaker 1: What do you mean quick?

882
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:23,879
Speaker 4: Are you guys you're living off of it?

883
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 1: Are you living off this box?

884
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:27,680
Speaker 4: No? But I might have to soon.

885
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,720
Speaker 1: Wow, you did? You made some bad investment choices.

886
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,399
Speaker 4: No, I didn't suck up the market fucked up.

887
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:36,239
Speaker 5: That's not my es I was set for life, but

888
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 5: the Wall Street pulled some bullshit.

889
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:43,399
Speaker 4: Yeah and uh, and now I'm not set for life.

890
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:46,279
Speaker 1: Okay, So Anthony, let me tell you. Let me ask you, like,

891
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 1: what do you so? What do you like?

892
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:48,920
Speaker 4: What do you do?

893
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:50,919
Speaker 3: Like you were on track to be like a doctor

894
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 3: or something, or like a lawyer, and then you decide

895
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,319
Speaker 3: you want to do something else or.

896
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 4: You I was on track for anything. I mean, I

897
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 4: guess my family.

898
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,319
Speaker 3: I was just living, you know, like I'm just here

899
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 3: existing aimlessly, here in on planet Earth, just alive.

900
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,919
Speaker 5: My parents had no input in my life at all.

901
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 5: It was like, you're on your own, kid, here's some money.

902
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:19,799
Speaker 3: Just go do some When you say some money, Like

903
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 3: when you say some money to me, my family be like,

904
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 3: find it, Alice, go figure it out.

905
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:28,359
Speaker 1: Some money for you. Was it was a whole box

906
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:31,239
Speaker 1: full of diamonds? Was a box full of diamonds? How

907
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 1: much was it worth? I'm not allowed.

908
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 5: To discuss the details over when I was Okay, you

909
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:38,360
Speaker 5: want to.

910
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 1: Know that, Okay?

911
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:43,440
Speaker 2: Was it like that Titanic diamond or the whole Jacob

912
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:46,839
Speaker 2: the jeweler type jewels?

913
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:50,720
Speaker 1: No, this is these are old studes. Listen him Jacob

914
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 1: is old Money as well. It's Jacob old Money. No, okay,

915
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:56,239
Speaker 1: I didn't think he was reads Rockefeller money.

916
00:37:56,280 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 3: Okay, thank you like Rockefeller like jay Z yeah a yes, yes.

917
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 1: The rock is here.

918
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I was a millionaire like twenty Anthony just.

919
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 1: Makes me sad. What kind of music do you listen to?

920
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 4: All kinds of music?

921
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 1: Well, like what's in your playlist right now? Like what

922
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 1: are you are you jam into?

923
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:20,400
Speaker 5: It's gonna it's gonna not represent the right way.

924
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 4: Like a lot of indie rock.

925
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 3: Pull your phone and let me see the last song.

926
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:29,120
Speaker 4: That you embarrassing. It's gonna be a rock good for

927
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 4: pussy's playlist.

928
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 1: Well, first of all, you have a Samsung.

929
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 2: I just want everybody to e it's got his Galaxy

930
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 2: the upgrade.

931
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,280
Speaker 4: The only reason why I got this was because I

932
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:41,319
Speaker 4: somebody talked me into.

933
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 1: Somebody, some some woman named Florence. Did you say a

934
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:46,279
Speaker 1: dumb dumb?

935
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 3: Yeah?

936
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:50,880
Speaker 4: She made me get it. A woman didn't like my flip.

937
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 3: Dumb matrix told you to get a Samsung and you

938
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:55,280
Speaker 3: got it.

939
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:58,239
Speaker 1: Is her number still in the phone? All right? Then?

940
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 1: Like what know they were allowed to do?

941
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:03,359
Speaker 3: She wanted you to downgrade like, what was okay?

942
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 4: Recently played Desmond Decker.

943
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:08,360
Speaker 1: Let's play? Can you play?

944
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,000
Speaker 3: Put it on the mic so we can hear what

945
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 3: that want to hear because I don't know what that is?

946
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:15,319
Speaker 1: Sounds awful? Might put it on like.

947
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 2: I'm trying to catch the beat and yeah, it's a

948
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:23,959
Speaker 2: lot of neck movie.

949
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:32,839
Speaker 1: Look, Salisbury is coming down. M M is this new?

950
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 4: You can't make fun of this when I tell you

951
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:35,719
Speaker 4: what is?

952
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 1: This? Sounds like a white man's soundtrack. It sounds like

953
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 1: white dudes music. I don't know who this thing?

954
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 4: Original Scot.

955
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 1: Original Scott, I don't know Scott.

956
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 4: Scott music, reggae Scott, you don't know.

957
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 1: I know reggae. I don't know.

958
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, Scott like the white version of reggae.

959
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 4: Well, Desmond, it was like the original is he Jamaica?

960
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:03,320
Speaker 1: Is he white?

961
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:08,319
Speaker 4: He's not white? What is he? He's from Jamaica? He's

962
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 4: a black man?

963
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 1: I mean, I need to see a yah, pull it up?

964
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:18,719
Speaker 1: Who is we could turn that off? All right? Oh

965
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:24,760
Speaker 1: yeah he's black. Let me see he's black? Six see

966
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 1: you know black man? What is he wearing a beret?

967
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:29,799
Speaker 1: It looks like he's wearing a beret. And then like

968
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:31,719
Speaker 1: a shift around his neck.

969
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,840
Speaker 2: He has the fringes on his on his jacket that

970
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 2: is white like on the sleeve the fringes.

971
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 3: Wow, we learned something new. You knew about a black

972
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 3: man from a white man today. And then do you

973
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:51,160
Speaker 3: have any like what's your circle of friends?

974
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 1: Like, like who are you cool with like today in

975
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:56,439
Speaker 1: twenty sixteen, and what are their like first names? Yeah,

976
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 1: give us your favor.

977
00:40:57,840 --> 00:40:59,320
Speaker 4: Start with the guy sleeping on my couch.

978
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 1: Yes, I'll take that. Who's sleeping on your couch?

979
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 3: I wasn't ready for that, you got. I was not

980
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:13,719
Speaker 3: ready for that.

981
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, our friend.

982
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:20,240
Speaker 4: For months.

983
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:23,359
Speaker 3: You were supposed to put his old government whole name.

984
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 3: Now we probably have to bleep that out.

985
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 2: We just have that's that's they don't know who we're

986
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,359
Speaker 2: talking about. We got a whole what if he don't

987
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 2: want nobody to know that he's sleeping on your couch?

988
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 1: Don't have no boundaries, no secret nothing. I don't want

989
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 1: anybody to.

990
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 5: He's so gay that makes me look I can't even

991
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:49,880
Speaker 5: tell my like my roommate, I'm like you so.

992
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 1: Flippity floppity, like what I can't believe? And I knew

993
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:56,319
Speaker 1: that's why I was. I didn't. I didn't know. I

994
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:56,799
Speaker 1: didn't know.

995
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 5: That it's funny though. No, my parents, I'm pretty sure

996
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 5: my dad thinks I'm gay. But but why fine, So

997
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:06,719
Speaker 5: it's cool because I haven't been married, I don't.

998
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 4: Have any kids, roommate. Come on, I can't tell you,

999
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 4: but you're not allowed to.

1000
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:13,799
Speaker 1: Why are you not?

1001
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:16,759
Speaker 4: Because you get fired from comedy once you get a certain.

1002
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 1: Age, Anthony, I don't think.

1003
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 4: That you can't. Even if you're a screenwriter, they fire

1004
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,439
Speaker 4: you at I already.

1005
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 3: Think you are Anthony as a white man. I don't

1006
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 3: think that applies to you.

1007
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:30,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're Yeah, this is a set up.

1008
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:31,240
Speaker 4: I love a good setup.

1009
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:33,880
Speaker 3: No, you're exempt. It doesn't matter how old a white

1010
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 3: man is doing anything.

1011
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:36,520
Speaker 1: First of all, y'all come out the womb. Look.

1012
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 4: Don't tell any about how young I look right now, though.

1013
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 1: Listen, we're gonna take a picture. We're gonna take a picture.

1014
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 2: Like I said, when white men come out the womb,

1015
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:45,319
Speaker 2: they look about thirty five.

1016
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 4: So you guys look older babies.

1017
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 3: That's why you were able to drink and all the

1018
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,439
Speaker 3: other they were like, he's a grown man, his grown

1019
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:54,880
Speaker 3: but he's not gonna pick up the check from this

1020
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 3: other man, isn't ye.

1021
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,279
Speaker 1: No, that's not what I was going to say.

1022
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 3: I was going to say that as a white man,

1023
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 3: like you're allowed to be as old as dirt, and

1024
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 3: then they still catch you in movies with like a

1025
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:05,799
Speaker 3: young ass.

1026
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 1: Wife, right, like a Jennifer Lawrence.

1027
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,759
Speaker 3: You're like in your fifties and like every show, every

1028
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 3: everything that you do, it doesn't matter.

1029
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:16,360
Speaker 1: Can Louis k look at Jim Gaffigan. They don't have

1030
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:17,840
Speaker 1: to look at Homer.

1031
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 3: They made before Homer Simpson. Okay, Barge is way too

1032
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:23,239
Speaker 3: fine for him.

1033
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 4: You guys know you'll make it before me. You know that.

1034
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 5: Well, you guys got like the best brand going. See

1035
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:30,800
Speaker 5: look at that smiles he knows.

1036
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:32,359
Speaker 4: Look at that.

1037
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:35,799
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play the fifth. I'm actually not liberty to

1038
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:36,320
Speaker 1: discuss that.

1039
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 3: I'm looking over my contract right now and I just can't.

1040
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 3: My attorney, Well, we have an attorney.

1041
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:46,279
Speaker 1: We have an attorney, Yes, we do. Shout out to

1042
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 1: her attorney at Slow and Sloan Sloan.

1043
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:55,240
Speaker 3: Hirsh Wish, hirsh Wish, hirsh Wish.

1044
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:57,440
Speaker 1: At JP Morgan Chase and uh wait, what who's Chase?

1045
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 1: It's JP Morgan. And then where's the chase coming?

1046
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 4: That's a new thing?

1047
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:02,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, who does nigga chase?

1048
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:05,080
Speaker 4: Who is that was a merger?

1049
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 1: Wow?

1050
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:08,479
Speaker 4: Also you know this is like the best Manhattan bank

1051
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 4: and now it's.

1052
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 1: Just h and then you know you know what it was? Okay?

1053
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 1: So who else? Who else? Your what are some of

1054
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:17,760
Speaker 1: your friends? First names? I want to hear like a skip,

1055
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:19,279
Speaker 1: like a oh my.

1056
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 4: Best friend James James Snow, white guy.

1057
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:25,399
Speaker 1: Like John Snow. But that don't sound like a real name.

1058
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:28,399
Speaker 4: That's like that, like that is his name?

1059
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:30,279
Speaker 1: He read it from the law. He run it from

1060
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:34,960
Speaker 1: somebody that's not in his birth certificate, that's not English.

1061
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 3: Mmmm.

1062
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 1: And then he's here in the States now, Yeah he

1063
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:42,320
Speaker 1: won it from something. James still my ass a? Next

1064
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 1: next friend?

1065
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 4: All right? So best friend? Who's local? Okay? Chus K Spencer?

1066
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:50,479
Speaker 1: Are these just your ethnic friends? Yeah?

1067
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:51,760
Speaker 4: He's Native American?

1068
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 1: Of course he is. You have a Native American friend?

1069
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:58,839
Speaker 1: Because bless you? How how did you do that? Yeah?

1070
00:44:58,880 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 4: I don't know.

1071
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:02,200
Speaker 5: I know him from the neighbor Williamsburg. He's in the

1072
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 5: Twilight movies.

1073
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:04,880
Speaker 1: I've never seen anything.

1074
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:08,359
Speaker 4: He play Sam? Yeah, I play Sam.

1075
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,120
Speaker 1: He shout out to Sam, I guess.

1076
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 5: On the orbit gum one time, a pack of orbit gum.

1077
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 5: I was like, that was my friend.

1078
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:19,319
Speaker 1: Sounds like he's doing really well. Is he doing well?

1079
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:21,760
Speaker 4: He wasn't for a while because that series ended.

1080
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 1: A while, because that's how it works for ethnic people.

1081
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:25,399
Speaker 1: The only one.

1082
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:26,439
Speaker 4: He just got a new gig.

1083
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:28,919
Speaker 1: We got to start from the bottom, a new gig.

1084
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:32,400
Speaker 3: So, Anthony, what, what's a common misconception that people have

1085
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:34,840
Speaker 3: about white dudes? But what is something that like you

1086
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 3: hear people saying, You're like, that's that's wrong.

1087
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:40,880
Speaker 1: Oh? Nothing, everything is everything right.

1088
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:46,400
Speaker 5: You're probably pretty one on but see not But not

1089
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:48,240
Speaker 5: for me though, because my life was kind of weird

1090
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:48,720
Speaker 5: and different.

1091
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:51,560
Speaker 1: You're weird different from a regular white man.

1092
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:53,719
Speaker 3: How give me two things that make your life weird

1093
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 3: and different than like a regular.

1094
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 5: Okay, well, okay, so I didn't have a There were

1095
00:45:58,120 --> 00:45:59,880
Speaker 5: no fraternities at the school I went to.

1096
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 4: Man there was like no rape on campus.

1097
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 3: Oh oh, you think only frat dudes rape people. Hockey

1098
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 3: team's rape.

1099
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:09,760
Speaker 4: There was no sports. There's no organized.

1100
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:13,200
Speaker 5: Sports, schools, schools, there was no organized Okay, so there

1101
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 5: were no sports. There was a boomerang team in my college,

1102
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 5: there was a nude beach on campus and you.

1103
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 3: Could go see your professors like they weren't there. There

1104
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 3: was a new Okay, it doesn't sound like you were

1105
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 3: in a school.

1106
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:26,720
Speaker 4: It was a school.

1107
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:30,240
Speaker 3: There were no grades, there were no uh sports teams,

1108
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 3: and there were no know what.

1109
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 4: The school mascot was a guy duck clam.

1110
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that sounds disgusting.

1111
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the that's a guy duck there, bros.

1112
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 4: I wanted La Bernadine last years. Bernard's in best restaurant

1113
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:48,319
Speaker 4: in New York City.

1114
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 1: Can we talk about this place?

1115
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:52,160
Speaker 4: Yea, we should get some stuff. Well, we should go, right,

1116
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 4: it's like prefixed one hundred and twenty five bucks or something,

1117
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 4: which is amazing, and it's got.

1118
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 1: It's amazing because that like cheap, cheapest per person.

1119
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:04,360
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1120
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 3: And then okay, and you guys heard that here on

1121
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,040
Speaker 3: the official experts.

1122
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 1: When don't you have a person prefixes cheap? Uh so? Yeah?

1123
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 2: And he said and he said, will go, meaning Anthony

1124
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 2: will pay.

1125
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:18,360
Speaker 1: Well, that's not cheap for me.

1126
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:20,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wouldn't ask you to pay.

1127
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:25,400
Speaker 3: Look at that, that's what gentleman, Anthony.

1128
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:26,879
Speaker 1: How are you still single? Yeah?

1129
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 3: How what what are you doing wrong to these ladies

1130
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 3: that they're not staying or you just attracted to light to.

1131
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 4: Be crazy, like there's something wrong with you.

1132
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 1: No, are you just attracted to like crazy women who

1133
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:39,879
Speaker 1: don't want to settle down?

1134
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 4: Uh? You want to know the last girl?

1135
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,760
Speaker 1: They're dumbs, that's the issue.

1136
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:47,239
Speaker 5: No, No, it's not that. Okay, I dated Uh the

1137
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 5: last girl I was dating was a stripper, but that

1138
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:53,919
Speaker 5: was probably why that was unusual for me though.

1139
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,800
Speaker 4: She told me she worked at a juice store.

1140
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:57,280
Speaker 1: The shoe store.

1141
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then I'm like, wait a second, the juice

1142
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 5: of store. And then I'm like, wait a second. You

1143
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 5: live in Soho by yourself. You have fake breasts.

1144
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 4: Ship is.

1145
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:11,280
Speaker 1: A minute. Let's talk about these fakes.

1146
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:15,440
Speaker 2: Are you saying somebody who got baked titties can't like work.

1147
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,919
Speaker 4: At a juice bar. Yeah, you can, but you're gonna

1148
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:19,279
Speaker 4: live by yourself and Soho.

1149
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:23,799
Speaker 3: Wearing So I mean, maybe maybe she's doing over time,

1150
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,840
Speaker 3: Maybe she's selling juice on the side.

1151
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 4: She's said she strip she's doing.

1152
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 5: She gave me a lap dand so hard that the

1153
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 5: bartender came at a dive bar was like, knock it off.

1154
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:38,280
Speaker 4: Guys, and I was like, here's a stripperl.

1155
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 1: That bartender was hate that bartender was man because she

1156
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 1: had done that to him last Thursday.

1157
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:42,880
Speaker 4: Yeah it was bartender.

1158
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 1: The hate was real.

1159
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:48,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, female, you can't Cherry Tavern Okay, real recognize real?

1160
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:53,760
Speaker 3: Wow, Okay, So I am So she was a stripper.

1161
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 1: What did you meet this strip air?

1162
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 4: I met her on okay, Cuban.

1163
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:01,440
Speaker 1: Strippers Okay in the head like own apartments. And so

1164
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,280
Speaker 1: it's hard out here for everybody.

1165
00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 2: The might they might be looking for other clients, you know,

1166
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:09,280
Speaker 2: that might just be like the front.

1167
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:11,160
Speaker 1: So did you guys date or did you guys know?

1168
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 4: We date? We dated? It was hot for.

1169
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 3: Like now when you say date, what do you mean

1170
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:21,439
Speaker 3: on the first date?

1171
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:25,920
Speaker 1: Marie just knocked the whole shit over.

1172
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 5: She's like, wait what And I had just got my

1173
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:30,279
Speaker 5: test results back and I fucked it up because I

1174
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:31,080
Speaker 5: didn't use a condom.

1175
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:32,280
Speaker 4: So now I'm kind of pissed.

1176
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:33,360
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

1177
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:36,279
Speaker 3: Wait, anal sex on the first night and then you

1178
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:38,880
Speaker 3: got your results and then you were like, yes.

1179
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 5: I had just got my test results, So how did

1180
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:42,960
Speaker 5: I celebrate it with unprotected anal sex?

1181
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:44,400
Speaker 1: Anybody who' letting you put it in there.

1182
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:47,880
Speaker 5: But the first time, I know, I know, I know,

1183
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 5: did you that?

1184
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:52,240
Speaker 2: I feel like that's like the top five things white

1185
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 2: men do. Yeah, they're like I'm gonna put in your

1186
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:59,320
Speaker 2: ass on the first night, like, don't give no fucks.

1187
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 2: Like I I hooked up with Italian dude and that

1188
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:05,919
Speaker 2: was the first thing he tried to do was put

1189
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 2: it in my ass. And I was like, hold on,

1190
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:11,839
Speaker 2: I know you wearing Creed cologne, just like that's like

1191
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 2: two hundred and fifty dollars a bottle. But no, like

1192
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 2: what's won't you?

1193
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:19,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Creed cologne?

1194
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:21,839
Speaker 2: So while me addressed from Zara, so I was like,

1195
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 2: Zara does not equal anal. No, the math is off

1196
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 2: the Creed and the Zara combined that still don't know

1197
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:30,440
Speaker 2: where did you know?

1198
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:33,400
Speaker 1: You don't get anal? What's so? What happened? You've jumped

1199
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:36,879
Speaker 1: up and left or did you stay? I was like

1200
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:41,399
Speaker 1: that's not happening, and he's like, live a little, live

1201
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:43,360
Speaker 1: a little, a little. I want to be able to

1202
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:46,920
Speaker 1: sit a little, okay. And I was in his apartment

1203
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:47,840
Speaker 1: in Soho.

1204
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:52,359
Speaker 2: Oh maybe their roommates and no, but it was like

1205
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 2: an old like is it pre war apartment. I was like,

1206
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do anal and this this is dusty,

1207
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 2: pared to like where I should be doing anal. This

1208
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 2: is not No, it should be Yeah. But the old

1209
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:07,919
Speaker 2: buildings like they have like character. I don't funk about

1210
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 2: a character. I want brand new wood, I want brand

1211
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:11,880
Speaker 2: new walls.

1212
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:16,840
Speaker 3: I want nice countertops. Nah, you can renovate a pre.

1213
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:19,440
Speaker 1: War It wasn't renovated. If it was renovated, would you

1214
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:21,799
Speaker 1: let them put it in your butt? Everything was off

1215
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:22,440
Speaker 1: the hinges.

1216
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:26,480
Speaker 3: There was dust places that shouldn't be dusty.

1217
00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:31,520
Speaker 1: I want new toilet seats. Nah, Yo, where did you

1218
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:35,759
Speaker 1: meet this apartment? The building was probably worth still like

1219
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:39,160
Speaker 1: good money. Where the money at? I didn't see the

1220
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 1: money in the apartment. It was on the tip of

1221
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:42,560
Speaker 1: his dick. He's trying to put it into your butt.

1222
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:45,440
Speaker 1: That's where he was trying to give me the jewels

1223
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:48,320
Speaker 1: on the tip of that No, they're in his safety

1224
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:49,640
Speaker 1: deposit box. Now listen.

1225
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:53,719
Speaker 3: And his couch. I was like, what kind of fabric

1226
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 3: is this your couch?

1227
00:51:57,480 --> 00:51:58,759
Speaker 1: It wasnt it was?

1228
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:01,840
Speaker 3: It felt worse than I kid. It was like rentas center.

1229
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 2: No, you may not do anal on this Renaiscenter, ass

1230
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:08,920
Speaker 2: fucking sofa.

1231
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,680
Speaker 3: Okay, so you guys walked into the house through the

1232
00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 3: four yer and then he threw you on the couch

1233
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:14,280
Speaker 3: and try to put there was no four year either.

1234
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:16,360
Speaker 3: I was like, you're not doing an You ain't got

1235
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:24,840
Speaker 3: a don't pronounce for yeah, for my uh as, I

1236
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:26,360
Speaker 3: like foyer better.

1237
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:30,480
Speaker 1: So you have a foyer, but you ain't.

1238
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:31,960
Speaker 4: That's where sleeping.

1239
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:33,760
Speaker 1: And again.

1240
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:39,839
Speaker 3: He's sleeping in the other hallway, Like that's the four

1241
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:45,719
Speaker 3: is the hallway to the apartment, like you you're not

1242
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:47,680
Speaker 3: even in the apartment yet. It's just a long hallway

1243
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:48,880
Speaker 3: to get inside.

1244
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:49,759
Speaker 1: How does that work?

1245
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:52,760
Speaker 3: You got some people some people put like little couches

1246
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:54,080
Speaker 3: or like a little bitch.

1247
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:55,799
Speaker 4: Oh I step over him in the morning, and so

1248
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:56,520
Speaker 4: does the strip.

1249
00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 1: That probably makes you feel really good. I was as

1250
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 1: a white man and stepping over brown man. That's a

1251
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 1: number one. That's top two things.

1252
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:06,720
Speaker 3: As white man is stepping over brown people.

1253
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 1: Yo, excuse me, pardon me, Anthony. We have a couple

1254
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 1: of questions for you. We want to test your knowledge.

1255
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:16,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got to test you to make sure you

1256
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,759
Speaker 2: are the unofficial white guy experts.

1257
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:21,120
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm a white guy expert.

1258
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:24,959
Speaker 2: So she's gonna hit you with some questions. We're gonna

1259
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 2: find out.

1260
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:27,800
Speaker 1: Have you ever been to a horse turby? Yes?

1261
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:29,759
Speaker 4: I was supposed to know.

1262
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:31,480
Speaker 1: Okay, what kind of shoes?

1263
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:31,719
Speaker 3: Then?

1264
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:33,960
Speaker 1: Does one wear to a horse? Jersey?

1265
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:36,600
Speaker 4: Uh? Wingtips?

1266
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 1: I don't know that sounded right? That sounded really good.

1267
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:46,520
Speaker 4: Come on, your suckers.

1268
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:49,920
Speaker 2: That is he's right on the head. You get extra

1269
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:50,960
Speaker 2: points for that.

1270
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 1: That's who that's the bonus right there. Okay? Uh?

1271
00:53:56,400 --> 00:54:00,799
Speaker 2: How would you cat call a young lady? I don't

1272
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:04,399
Speaker 2: care call no, no, no, don't as a white man. How

1273
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:06,320
Speaker 2: would a white man.

1274
00:54:05,719 --> 00:54:07,400
Speaker 3: Somebody passed you on the street and you're like, oh,

1275
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:08,600
Speaker 3: I need to speak with her?

1276
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:12,400
Speaker 1: How don't give him any hints? Hurry? How do you

1277
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:14,120
Speaker 1: go about that? Like?

1278
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:16,200
Speaker 5: You mean, like do I stop? How do I stop

1279
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:19,880
Speaker 5: her on the street? Yes, you can't stop somebody, But

1280
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:21,920
Speaker 5: how would I? How would I stop.

1281
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:24,040
Speaker 1: Somebody?

1282
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 3: Don't try to act like white men don't cat call?

1283
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 3: They do?

1284
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:30,200
Speaker 1: You guys do do that to me all the time.

1285
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:39,920
Speaker 3: Think about it, dude, dude, dude, I love you.

1286
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,359
Speaker 4: I want to have your baby. That's all.

1287
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:44,800
Speaker 1: Like some niggas and said that before.

1288
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:50,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, you want a man, Well, you ugly?

1289
00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:54,520
Speaker 1: What what? What? What would the greeting be up top?

1290
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:55,879
Speaker 1: What's the first thing?

1291
00:54:56,719 --> 00:55:00,200
Speaker 5: Hello, I would like to meet you. My name is Anthony.

1292
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:03,480
Speaker 5: That's how I would do it. I would like to

1293
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:05,680
Speaker 5: meet you. My name is Anthony. There it is.

1294
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:06,960
Speaker 4: That's all I would ever do.

1295
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:10,400
Speaker 1: Okay, Anthony? This is this is why white men are failing.

1296
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:13,319
Speaker 1: A cat calling. That's why we don't even that was

1297
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:13,919
Speaker 1: a cat call?

1298
00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:18,919
Speaker 3: Nah, It's like, would you be touching her elbow while

1299
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:19,680
Speaker 3: you were saying.

1300
00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:23,640
Speaker 4: That small of her bank was raised by women?

1301
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:26,400
Speaker 1: Come on, it sounds like you raised yourself.

1302
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:30,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you were raised by your dad's fully stocked fridge.

1303
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:34,600
Speaker 1: Here, finish this sentence. Do you know who my blank is?

1304
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:36,800
Speaker 4: Well, that's a setup.

1305
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:39,759
Speaker 1: I'm not saying you know who my blank is.

1306
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:40,640
Speaker 4: I'm not saying it.

1307
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:41,839
Speaker 1: Just what word goes right there?

1308
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:43,319
Speaker 4: I just put the word in your head, is what

1309
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:43,839
Speaker 4: I just did.

1310
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:45,279
Speaker 1: You can answer that.

1311
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:46,400
Speaker 4: I'm not saying it.

1312
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:48,279
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, why what do you think goes in

1313
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:49,439
Speaker 1: what I just said?

1314
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:52,000
Speaker 5: You guys, we all know what I'm talking about.

1315
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:55,719
Speaker 1: Do you know who my blank? My blank is? Do

1316
00:55:55,719 --> 00:55:57,560
Speaker 1: you know who my blank is?

1317
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:01,640
Speaker 4: Yeah? You know who my account is, Oh my god,

1318
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:03,360
Speaker 4: we were my father?

1319
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:08,520
Speaker 1: Do you know who my dad is? Anthony, You're terrible.

1320
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:11,400
Speaker 1: That is that is a whiter response than what we were.

1321
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:14,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, because no one about your aunt who has an

1322
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:17,520
Speaker 3: accountant except for a white man, or they could be like,

1323
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:20,480
Speaker 3: call my lawyer, call my lawyer.

1324
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:23,799
Speaker 1: He said, I'm not answering that. What did you think?

1325
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:26,640
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Anthony, I thought you didn't tell me

1326
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:28,239
Speaker 5: this was me being a white guy.

1327
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 4: I thought you were asking me a different question.

1328
00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:32,760
Speaker 1: You're a white guy, so your response is supposed.

1329
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:34,080
Speaker 4: To be asking yeah, but when you said, read the

1330
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:34,880
Speaker 4: question again.

1331
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:36,000
Speaker 1: Do you know who my blank is?

1332
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:40,439
Speaker 4: Yeah? I thought you were setting me up because it's like, yo,

1333
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:45,120
Speaker 4: you know who my who's my Oh yeah, yeah, that's

1334
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:45,840
Speaker 4: what I was talking to.

1335
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:47,360
Speaker 3: You know, if you had said that, that would have

1336
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:49,839
Speaker 3: been an even waiter response to what we thought we were.

1337
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:51,319
Speaker 4: Well, that's what I was going to say.

1338
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:53,520
Speaker 1: But I think how many points? That's a half point?

1339
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:55,319
Speaker 3: I think there's gonna be No, that wasn't that was

1340
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:58,200
Speaker 3: like two points. The accountant thing was was more white

1341
00:56:58,200 --> 00:56:59,160
Speaker 3: than father.

1342
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:02,120
Speaker 1: I think. But nobody, no, no one would know who

1343
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 1: your accountant is.

1344
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:05,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's something that a way dude would say though,

1345
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Speaker 3: like you said it like accountant, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna ask you one more? No I thought there

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Speaker 1: was two more.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we're gonna ask you two mores. These questions are

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Speaker 3: good and your responses has been amazing.

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Speaker 1: They're awful, but I'll take it. Okay. So this is

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Speaker 1: a this is a design.

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00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 2: It's what is the overlay of intersecting lines on solid diamonds.

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00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:32,000
Speaker 2: It's like a shirt. It's a type of shirt, but

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Speaker 2: it's a pattern on a shirt or.

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Speaker 4: Overlay.

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Speaker 1: There you go with your modest ass like what what

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00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:44,360
Speaker 1: is that? What is you know? What the fuck it was?

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Speaker 1: Shut up? Did you see that? He was like pausing,

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Speaker 1: like what is that?

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Speaker 4: Argyle?

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Speaker 3: What is so?

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Speaker 1: Two thousand? Who wears that?

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Speaker 4: No one wears that?

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00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:00,880
Speaker 1: Can you name two horses?

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Speaker 4: Okay? Those Budweiser horses? What are they? Those are the call?

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Speaker 5: Those the Clydesdale's And then a thoroughbred?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, somebody asked me that question, like a black horse

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Speaker 3: and a brown horse.

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Speaker 1: That's what I would have.

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00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:23,400
Speaker 4: Said, what I get? Okay. When they taught me how

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Speaker 4: to ride when I was a kid, they taught me

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Speaker 4: Eastern not Western.

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Speaker 2: You're so light, Anthony, you were winning in the white

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Speaker 2: guy department.

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Speaker 1: You're there. So what's next for you? Like where?

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Speaker 3: Like where what you're doing with your time next?

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00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:42,960
Speaker 4: What do I gotta do?

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00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:45,680
Speaker 5: I got to get my show together till the money

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00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:49,280
Speaker 5: runs out. It's going to be a show. They're kind

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00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:52,280
Speaker 5: of loosely based on me. It's like this older guy

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Speaker 5: just running out of money and I've got to figure

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Speaker 5: it out.

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Speaker 1: Awful before before it runs out. When when is his money.

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Speaker 4: Go und He's got three weeks he set for life.

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00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:02,080
Speaker 4: You only have three three weeks left?

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Speaker 1: Okay, this sounds interesting.

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00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:06,840
Speaker 4: Got no life skills and he might have mental problems.

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Speaker 4: He's not sure this is.

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Speaker 1: All this sleep based on you or like a way.

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Speaker 5: Based on that's a lot.

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Speaker 1: No, but that's a lot of white guys though. I

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Speaker 1: think it sounds good.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but like you know how everyone's show has like

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Speaker 5: the stand up comedy, it's the beginning, like Seinfeld, Louis

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Speaker 5: Amy Schumer. Well, I would just be like this dumb

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Speaker 5: ass open mic comic just on stage at the beginning.

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Speaker 1: Is that the title you're given yourself? What is it?

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm just saying that that's the reality right, so

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Speaker 5: I would be doing it from the point of view

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00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:41,680
Speaker 5: of not succeeding. Here's this guy like that has all

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Speaker 5: the advance, all the advantages, but yeah, kind of didn't

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Speaker 5: take advantage of it.

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00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:48,720
Speaker 1: You were given, you were given the world. Yeah, sixth

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00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:51,400
Speaker 1: generations of luxury.

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Speaker 4: I don't have any death though. That's good, you know what.

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00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:55,560
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a good place.

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00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:56,800
Speaker 4: And no criminal record.

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00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:59,320
Speaker 3: I feel like that's a good place because because we

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00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:00,560
Speaker 3: know who you're attorney is.

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01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:03,360
Speaker 1: You know who you're you know my attorney is. You know,

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01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:06,640
Speaker 1: let me call my lawyer. Okay, I'm not speaking without

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Speaker 1: my attorney present.

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01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:10,760
Speaker 2: But when like whenever they're like getting whisked away, they're like,

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01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:11,160
Speaker 2: call my.

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01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:14,440
Speaker 1: Lawyer, Call my lawyer. I will not stand for this.

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01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:18,320
Speaker 3: Before we go call Brian can go all closed with

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Speaker 3: a really white line, really white.

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01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:23,640
Speaker 1: Really, I'm gonna think of mine, sende you think of yours.

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Speaker 3: Okay, But before we do that, we just want to

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01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:29,960
Speaker 3: remind everybody that you can see Sydney and I at

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Speaker 3: the warm up on the second Saturday of every month

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01:00:33,680 --> 01:00:35,720
Speaker 3: at Karmel and it's very free and.

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01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:40,320
Speaker 2: It's free and it's five dollars drinks and four dollar

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01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:43,640
Speaker 2: wine and we'll be there probably in like a corp tip.

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Speaker 5: And it's actually one of the top two comedy shows

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Speaker 5: in the city.

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Speaker 4: And I'm not lying.

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01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:52,480
Speaker 5: It really is the other show Whiplash.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'll give you. I'll take that. Are you guys

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Speaker 1: ready with your white line? Yes? Okay, who's gonna go for?

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01:00:58,560 --> 01:00:59,080
Speaker 1: Are you ready?

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Speaker 4: Sure? Okay, go ahead, I gotta start.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, white guys first.

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01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:14,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, I prefer you put that on steak

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01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:16,280
Speaker 5: and holidays. You put on your eggs bended.

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01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:21,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, go ahead. Sydney, what is your name?

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01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:26,200
Speaker 1: What is your name? Can I get your name? Please?

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01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:32,680
Speaker 1: Here's here's mine. I'd like to speak to the manager.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:38,680
Speaker 2: I feel like that was it, but what is your name?

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01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:41,400
Speaker 2: Is very similar to Can I speak to the manager?

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01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:44,120
Speaker 1: Okay, here's mine? Excuse me a word?

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01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:49,440
Speaker 4: Yeah?

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01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:51,240
Speaker 1: Perfect? Oh my god, that's it. This has been the

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Speaker 1: unofficial expert Anthony.

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01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:56,560
Speaker 2: You were awesome and definitely you're winning you We've we

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01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:57,960
Speaker 2: will crown you right now.

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01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:02,920
Speaker 1: You are official white man expert. Yes, that's great, your

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01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:04,800
Speaker 1: so far, love you so much, Thank you.

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01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:09,080
Speaker 3: Bye bye, Stay wise and smart, and if you're white, stay.

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01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:10,800
Speaker 1: That because they as We're winning right now.

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