Speaker 1: Oh good, we're recording. Hey, um, hello, welcome to Culturally
Speaker 1: Canceled with myself Russell Peters obviously, um today with us
Speaker 1: hanging out on the couches and cigars and we're just
Speaker 1: sipping on Colombian rum. That that that's the way that
Speaker 1: with my hilarious friend Paula Belle is here with us
Speaker 1: today and Paula And if you don't know who Paula
Speaker 1: Bell is, go do yourself a favor and find out
Speaker 1: who Paula Bell is, because, as every comic will tell you,
Speaker 1: nobody wants to follow this person on stage. She is
Speaker 1: a mother fucking beast. And besides, beside me and Paula
Speaker 1: Bell is another hilarious brother, Ray Grady's in the house
Speaker 1: with us, man, thanks for having me on the show.
Speaker 1: But if you don't know who Gray Grady is, you
Speaker 1: follow his instagram Grady Comedy Right Grady Comedy. He posts um.
Speaker 1: First of all, he was very funny and posting very
Speaker 1: funny sketches and commentaries and ship you'll love it. And
Speaker 1: then beside me on my right is my dear friend
Speaker 1: who I don't think people realize that we're very good friends.
Speaker 1: We're very close. Um uh m m A fighter and
Speaker 1: legend Roy Big Country Nelson is here too. Hello Royster,
Speaker 1: who leaves a moister than an oyster? I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: That was really good, roy Um. You know you wanted
Speaker 1: to do stand up at one point. Now this is
Speaker 1: what you're doing. I should have been an m am
Speaker 1: A fighter. That's what you are, you kickboxer or mm
Speaker 1: A whatever you want. I just want to test out.
Speaker 1: I just want to get fucked tap out. Guess why
Speaker 1: I should have been an m A fighter because all
Speaker 1: I did was tap out where I don't have any career.
Speaker 1: You should have a great career. When did you start
Speaker 1: doing comedy? Career? Right? It's been great to be on
Speaker 1: the show killing it ever since five years already? Nice.
Speaker 1: Back in NINETI he started exact, Wow, you are fucking
Speaker 1: who knew these fucking Bollywood we're that good at math?
Speaker 1: I'm Indian, we're good at math. Who are you gonna find?
Speaker 1: I mean, did you see the calculation in that? Fucking huh?
Speaker 1: I don't want to brag. That was in my seventh
Speaker 1: yer back in nineties six? So did I tell you?
Speaker 1: Did you like that doppelganger? I sent a view? Okay,
Speaker 1: I've got this Dude's I anything like me? But oh
Speaker 1: my god, are you fucking crazy? You have a Colombian
Speaker 1: doppelganger in lass outside of meta gene. He's redoing Toyota.
Speaker 1: So I bought a land cruiser, an eighty one land cruiser,
Speaker 1: and he takes him from the what's it called the
Speaker 1: chasey whatever called? But he left the fucking pistol a
Speaker 1: box underneath the chunk for me. That's where the narcos
Speaker 1: used to put their pistol. So I haven't keep in there.
Speaker 1: Granny's rolling. No, I didn't keep a gun in there.
Speaker 1: It's Colombia. Are you crazy? I put my boyfriend in there.
Speaker 1: He's that small ashes to ashes. No, he's alive in
Speaker 1: the Colombian Was he a little white pile of Colombian boyfriend? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I thought he was drug cartel. He's missing fingertips and ship.
Speaker 1: I was like all excited about it. Turns out he
Speaker 1: just has a fun up manicure. He's like, I have
Speaker 1: an avocado farm. I'm like, sure you do? You have
Speaker 1: avocado fingers? Oh? You poor little dwindy. That's what they
Speaker 1: call midgets in Colombia. What's his name? One Carlos. They're
Speaker 1: all Carlo and don't ever yell that ship out in
Speaker 1: the airport. They all fucking come running cas but wrong.
Speaker 1: The rum is good. It's got a little it tastes
Speaker 1: like it tastes like a little spice in it. I
Speaker 1: don't know what spice it is, but that would be
Speaker 1: the cocaine. Oh that's fine, not the Mexican kind. This
Speaker 1: is all free. Yeah, this is the real ship. This
Speaker 1: is before they handed everything over to the Mexicans. You
Speaker 1: guys didn't think of anything a little safer baking, soda,
Speaker 1: sugar or something like that. Kill them all green ghost?
Speaker 1: Somebody go, wasn't you who asked me? Why did they?
Speaker 1: Why is it? Why did the Mexicans cut of with fun? Like?
Speaker 1: Do you think they like us? Fuckers? They want this
Speaker 1: place back. Yeah. The more they get rid of, the
Speaker 1: more chance they getting it back. A matter of fact,
Speaker 1: I saw one over that wall right there when I
Speaker 1: was waiting. I have no problem giving it back to them,
Speaker 1: against I think would be in better shape. Right. That's
Speaker 1: why I'm retiring in Colombia. So what's your deal out there?
Speaker 1: You bought a crib and we built we built it.
Speaker 1: Who's we what do you think I was imagining him.
Speaker 1: I thought he was just like very four ft tall.
Speaker 1: But he does exist. He's probably under his couch right now.
Speaker 1: I thought he was just like your Colombian boy, but
Speaker 1: then you got an American one over here, and now
Speaker 1: who wants an American boy? Sorry? Big Country, but who
Speaker 1: wants a American? You guys are storming capitals and ship.
Speaker 1: Nobody can deal. I don't have time for that ship.
Speaker 1: Come home. I jumped. We went in and get the
Speaker 1: funk out of here. Hey, I've never seen it a
Speaker 1: lost for words before. I guess you never met Paula
Speaker 1: Bell before. No, I just confused. No, Paula is awesome.
Speaker 1: We have slept together. Let's see just slept though. He's
Speaker 1: a good napper. Napper please, Nappa, You're really good on
Speaker 1: this one. Yeah, yeah, Gready's enjoying this. My first time,
Speaker 1: you know, coming here and you hang out and talk.
Speaker 1: We're always gonna you know, hang out and talk. Man Um,
Speaker 1: paul I love Paula man, Paula tough, toughest ship. I'd
Speaker 1: like to see Ah do the show and then the
Speaker 1: comics that's got to go and they just oh my goodness,
Speaker 1: Paula was like, y'all pussies, I'm just for you, right,
Speaker 1: I think so, but everybody else like she's strong. But
Speaker 1: that let me know you gifted. So that's it. Even
Speaker 1: had a special Paula. No, I've been on Showtime like
Speaker 1: Showtime's Dirty whatever they call him dirty. Now, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to do comedy for no fucking hour. I don't
Speaker 1: care about it all. You really got to do an
Speaker 1: hour fifteen so they can get it is good? Forty
Speaker 1: five is good good because a little of me is
Speaker 1: it goes a long way. No, seriously, do you remember
Speaker 1: like characters like Maud and Ship on those old shows.
Speaker 1: You're the one with the deep voice who like Mark
Speaker 1: come here, you know, do I have a I don't
Speaker 1: have a I have a loud boys, your cock sucking boys.
Speaker 1: I probably have a dick in my throat right now.
Speaker 1: I'll just hack one up and look at the country. Scare.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna scare that fucking pull it off good. Her
Speaker 1: real last name is bell End, Right, that's what they
Speaker 1: call the head of your dick in England. Is it
Speaker 1: my cousin? Yeah, my cousin gonna be like then she
Speaker 1: grabbed it and she was licking the bell end because
Speaker 1: it looks like a bell. Yeah, that fits me perfect
Speaker 1: because I've never sucked a dick. I only kissed the tip.
Speaker 1: That's from my Jewish side. You're a romantic. It's called
Speaker 1: the bell and the bell end because the head of
Speaker 1: it looks like a bell. The head looked like the
Speaker 1: mushroom top or something like that. But but if you're not,
Speaker 1: it's like there's something wrong with your It looks like
Speaker 1: a turtle neck and what is it If you're not
Speaker 1: and he's got an hard mark, you have a little hallepeno.
Speaker 1: He's got a healepenius. That's what I call my Mexican grandson.
Speaker 1: Don't look like nobody's looking at that hallepan as an
Speaker 1: insult for acting stupid. Oh my goodness, that's an insult
Speaker 1: you yeah, you fucking band, Yeah, Royal, I'm with you,
Speaker 1: Like that's an insult calling it a bell and like
Speaker 1: that's a cocksucker. That's a cocksucker. It's almost like when
Speaker 1: did they come up with cock? Because come on, I
Speaker 1: don't know why Joyanne came up with cock. I don't
Speaker 1: know when they come up with cock suckers like you know, um, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm really tired of you three already pussy bread at
Speaker 1: five minutes ago. Just listening about that ship is like
Speaker 1: a deep friar who need to change the oil. You
Speaker 1: know how hot wings are real special, right fu. I
Speaker 1: wish that was the prostitute. I'd be on every sing
Speaker 1: hot fie and pussy and every flaming hot cheeto. They're
Speaker 1: not for children. And what's that one chip you can buy?
Speaker 1: What's that the hot chip chip? Yeah? Yeah, him manh
Speaker 1: that's trip that you try one? No, yeah, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna f I gotta askid three fus. I can't work
Speaker 1: around with that. You're gonna Yeah, I had to. I
Speaker 1: had like the hottest pepper. It gave me like a
Speaker 1: little high. No it it didn't burn your mouth at all.
Speaker 1: Didn't burn your mouth. Yeah, that's because she's not that
Speaker 1: Colombian boyfriend. Yeah, probably shooting kilos in her mouth. Oh
Speaker 1: my god? Did you mean him at a bar at
Speaker 1: the Esco bar? Am I right, guys, the yes, I
Speaker 1: hit a new low. I hit a new Pablo. Anyway, guys,
Speaker 1: that's hilarious. Do you remember when you bomb bro Do? I? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was yesterday. Yeah, of course I remember when I
Speaker 1: brought him all the time. Do you think it's bombing.
Speaker 1: You're never above bombing. That's true, You're never When when
Speaker 1: when Richard Pryor bomb on The Ed Sullivan Show in
Speaker 1: nineteen sixty nine, everybody thought it was like the worst
Speaker 1: thing in the world. But it was just people, you know,
Speaker 1: comedy subjective. We're talking about the Ed Sullivan Show, Okay,
Speaker 1: like that was. They told everybody not to talk about sex.
Speaker 1: Elvis couldn't gy rate. They did all kinds of weird ship.
Speaker 1: Who Elvis the thief? He's the thief? I don't. They're
Speaker 1: not going to get into trash's thief. He'sh You let
Speaker 1: him in your sucking churches. That's all the black as
Speaker 1: Elvis like, We're like, no, no, I think it's a thief.
Speaker 1: It's true. You thinks let him in the churches? We
Speaker 1: did let him of the uh told all the moves
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Speaker 1: born in downtown l A, a downtown almost on a
Speaker 1: bar stool. I was telling Polly, I was born on
Speaker 1: a bar stool almost from a Jewish mother who was
Speaker 1: on welfare. And Polly went, We're not going to talk
Speaker 1: about that you're Jewish. I wouldn't know. I wouldn't know
Speaker 1: she was. I would should be away farther in your career.
Speaker 1: Of course, if I didn't use my married hypher native name,
Speaker 1: I would be what's your real name? Well, if I
Speaker 1: used free to fucking Ackerman to be talking a different
Speaker 1: thing right now, don't next, It's not gonna happen. The
Speaker 1: funny thing about hugs, she funny. Oh gee, she's hilarious.
Speaker 1: She's she Nah, Paul, I don't, but I've been in
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Speaker 1: Terms applying. Chuck Zito's in the other round. I don't
Speaker 1: know about it. This is the friendliest fucking fighter I've
Speaker 1: ever seen in my life. Killers I don't get paid,
Speaker 1: and easily one of the worst guests I've had so far.
Speaker 1: Here's the crazy thing. He's the nicest, being from Chicago.
Speaker 1: Killers come with smiles, right, that's so, that's why you
Speaker 1: don't how to fight. He's contemplating. He could tell somebody
Speaker 1: try to square up, like okay, this kid can't fight,
Speaker 1: and he'll walk away because he was like fighters only
Speaker 1: fight fighters. No, No, what I'm saying, where I'm from
Speaker 1: We don't fight, dudes. It's just your brother is big,
Speaker 1: like no, no, I know you can't fight, so we
Speaker 1: don't touch you. We don't. It's yeah, we don't touch you.
Speaker 1: We don't do you beat up woman? I like that
Speaker 1: hold him up and just the shuttle. I'm always waiting
Speaker 1: for a guy that could teach me a real good
Speaker 1: chokehold like this. Your little pussies, well, these young girls
Speaker 1: fun guys on scooters. So sorry, it's my age. Maybe
Speaker 1: I enjoy a little ass kicking from time to you.
Speaker 1: Just don't show up on a scooter. You look fantastic,
Speaker 1: but the tits are only fifty six. You ain't new tits. Man,
Speaker 1: gotta keep them. I just think that it's just you know,
Speaker 1: when you come don with when you're dealing with fighters, fighters,
Speaker 1: no fighters right right, you would you could look and tell,
Speaker 1: like with the califlower, but like we know in Chicago,
Speaker 1: don't funk with him. Do you only have one califlower?
Speaker 1: Is that a coliflower? That's a little calif, that's more
Speaker 1: o grattin, and that's more Gaulli flower hunts. But it
Speaker 1: wasn't from ling. Is that what happened from And then
Speaker 1: I went and then I had it was the first
Speaker 1: time I had insurance. I went to a doctor and
Speaker 1: he did that. The doctor did that he lanced it
Speaker 1: versus draining it. No, No, you had to wait for
Speaker 1: the get it the good insurance to kick it out
Speaker 1: from what not fighting? That's a sign of a fighter.
Speaker 1: He has some No, you could tell somebody who fight O.
Speaker 1: You can look at him. You can look at him
Speaker 1: like you know, it's like we'll be talking about when
Speaker 1: I asked you about the Gracie Hunter, the Japanese dude.
Speaker 1: He's too small, See what I'm saying. That's a fighter.
Speaker 1: That's just the one. Was that the cap at all?
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm. He's nothing about how he looks. It's all
Speaker 1: scary looking. They come from pass Colorado. They're fucking fightening.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna funk with him. You probably don't like
Speaker 1: to like when people try to challenge you. Are you
Speaker 1: like the type that just is like low key because
Speaker 1: you know you'll just fucking no, no, you just jump in. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not you really walk away because you know, like
Speaker 1: you can have. The first thing is verbal combat. The
Speaker 1: first thing is do you have any money. If you
Speaker 1: don't have any money, we don't we're good, or you
Speaker 1: just bring it out a mouthpiece and go okay, you ready,
Speaker 1: and then they look at you a little weird and
Speaker 1: they're like, I don't know a thing. Trying to save
Speaker 1: your teeth. Hockey players don't do that bullshit that I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not Canadian. I'm not. Oh yeah, he's not gonna
Speaker 1: lose it. He's a born and raised Vegas And I
Speaker 1: didn't think anybody was born in Vegas. Second generation mom
Speaker 1: was even born there. What they have hospitals? Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: one just the Air Force base. See. I told you
Speaker 1: they don't let babies be born. There's a Vegas from
Speaker 1: Mike Tyson and Casino the movie. That's it. That's Mike Tyson.
Speaker 1: Mike No. But one day I wonder how Mike would
Speaker 1: react to you. Right, I don't give a fun you'd
Speaker 1: react to me. I'd like to meet him though, because
Speaker 1: I like that little bit. I like that he had pigeons.
Speaker 1: That's what I like he had, Like he had a
Speaker 1: pigeon coopigeons can train you can. He was coming up
Speaker 1: with custom models. I mean those are I'm not a
Speaker 1: sports person. I do know balls, but I'm not a
Speaker 1: sports person. I do read a lot of men's magazines
Speaker 1: because growing I mean, women's magazines are such trash. You
Speaker 1: can't even you know, I don't give no more. I
Speaker 1: know you don't get. But I look at Mike kissing Paula.
Speaker 1: That's hilarious. No, that's like I mean that can have
Speaker 1: the breast on that chicken and that chicken whatever, it's
Speaker 1: a chicken. I knew Mike Tyson was different when he
Speaker 1: was wrestling with his tiger. I knew he was different
Speaker 1: than that. He had a pet tiger when he lived
Speaker 1: in Connecticut. Right, he's different, he'll gorilla leave him alone.
Speaker 1: He's he's special. But just to be just kid and
Speaker 1: come up through all that ship? What was he like? Seven?
Speaker 1: I was in fourth grade when I was sixteen. Damn you,
Speaker 1: but you know who cares? You know you're a good guy.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. You and Roy, I'm they're young.
Speaker 1: That's why I don't get along with them and they
Speaker 1: feel better. No, it does not, don't want to get
Speaker 1: along with you. You just listen here, free to She's
Speaker 1: a sugar mom. Shi paul is really she's nice, making
Speaker 1: you fool like. I don't funk with you. But here's
Speaker 1: here's a I thought that was a show about all
Speaker 1: the hot topics that we had to touch on, about
Speaker 1: all the ship that we're not supposed to talk about.
Speaker 1: Because every time I go somewhere, uh, they go, oh,
Speaker 1: you can't say rape, You can't say Chinese, You can't
Speaker 1: talk about this and that, and can't can't say Chinese
Speaker 1: rape because that's the different thing altogether. They always make
Speaker 1: money off that ship. That's crazy, no, because it's just
Speaker 1: like canceled, canceled. What then are people going to cancel
Speaker 1: after seeing my show, my Netflix substruction of sucking gym membership.
Speaker 1: I've never used please cancel some ship because it's stupid.
Speaker 1: I can't take young people. Honestly. You guys are in
Speaker 1: your forties, I hear you. But if you're under thirty,
Speaker 1: I see their mouths moon yours just sucking trickle blood.
Speaker 1: I care. I can't do it anymore. It's it's my age.
Speaker 1: I just want rum rum one. Carlos has come. No, No,
Speaker 1: I tap out. I told you everything. You listen to everything,
Speaker 1: everything from classic rock, hip hop, R and B, every
Speaker 1: thing ABBA you want. You probably know some aba. I
Speaker 1: love all that stuff. Step for Bollywood ship. I don't
Speaker 1: care how many times I have tried. That doesn't work
Speaker 1: for Bollywood track and it went what song? I don't
Speaker 1: know that was for the white kid not Bubba choose
Speaker 1: to rhyme. Yeah, yeah, he did one and he did
Speaker 1: another one. I don't know that that was an Indian sound.
Speaker 1: Are there any Indian rappers he did for Kidnapp from Toronto? No?
Speaker 1: I meant like from India. From India, I didn't mean
Speaker 1: from the restaurant in North Hollydand I don't know. There
Speaker 1: might be, but it's so new to them. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, they weren't part of the culture like I was.
Speaker 1: They were. How did you get how I get it?
Speaker 1: We're in Toronto or India. You have the biggest fucking following,
Speaker 1: but they all follow you. My people are loyal to me,
Speaker 1: and I'm loyal to them, So it works out well.
Speaker 1: Is your wife Indians from? Oh? You know, I wasn't
Speaker 1: going to od on it. You know, could you see
Speaker 1: yourself with a Jewish guy? I mean I do like
Speaker 1: to fucking nag a lot, but that's fine. He would
Speaker 1: be able to take it. But no, hell no, fuck no,
Speaker 1: not a fucking mama boyd, could you imagine Marie walking
Speaker 1: in a hard day? Leave me. It's trying to turn
Speaker 1: the lights out, good boys, right, turn the lights out
Speaker 1: and put the sheet on. Bitch, No, that didn't even happen.
Speaker 1: That's not gonna happen. Cover your hair. Who talks like that?
Speaker 1: Murray from the Diamond District? Oh my goodness, ringlets you
Speaker 1: know got you? That's a city, right? I always thought
Speaker 1: you were from like Tennessee or something. You know, a
Speaker 1: lot of people say the South, and I don't hear that.
Speaker 1: Then I didn't hear that, but I don't ever hear
Speaker 1: that infliction. My parents are New Yorkers. My dad was
Speaker 1: a Catholic Jew and my mom's a Jew. Hey, so
Speaker 1: it was Jesus catholinking my mom's a Jew that I'm
Speaker 1: a Catholic Jew. I do it halfway and I pocket
Speaker 1: the rest. Fuck them. I hate religion, I really do.
Speaker 1: I have a Yoruba priest. I'm with you. I'm African ship. Yes, Santaria,
Speaker 1: that's my ship. So if you see me in a
Speaker 1: graveyard dropping off dead, do not talk to me because
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get out of there before their security
Speaker 1: cameras pick me but it's all about nature and ship.
Speaker 1: I can teacher. I could take you back to your homeland.
Speaker 1: Don't worryis we're going to Illinois, right, it's Africa, that's it.
Speaker 1: I'm using it. Yeah, we're gonna really talking to my wife.
Speaker 1: She's into that stuff too, san Yeah, oh yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I do have a job, priest, I do, priest. I'm like, what, yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I don't think that can take the re bro for you.
Speaker 1: That's a kitsch in trouble sign. That other one trying
Speaker 1: to dude. I am at these little ones. I've never
Speaker 1: seen a cigar finished before. A little puff of smoke
Speaker 1: came out at the end. That way, that's Pete rock.
Speaker 1: Eddie pulled. Eddie pulled up your priest, Paula exact amundo.
Speaker 1: They do not funk around. I have a real one.
Speaker 1: He looked like, don't eat none but sweet potatoes. It's
Speaker 1: all about nature and the earth. Yeah, they're all about
Speaker 1: nature in the earth, but do not funk with them.
Speaker 1: Look at that Braden. You touch his necklace and bracelet,
Speaker 1: he would put a curse on you out of this world.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't be able to get rid of. You won't
Speaker 1: even have regular poops. I just got you from a
Speaker 1: different gang though, right, this one's running off. Purple's the
Speaker 1: Purple No. I learned about it in Cartagena and Colombia.
Speaker 1: Mine's Colombia. But they are, they're they're all over because
Speaker 1: the slaves. You have to remember when you know that
Speaker 1: we're great workers. No one out works Mexican starting to
Speaker 1: come up. But we're like, we've been did this ship already?
Speaker 1: Yeah we we we we murdered on the work, yeah
Speaker 1: we we we got we resilient to uh small pops
Speaker 1: and fried chickens. Yeah, of course, you know, look look
Speaker 1: at it that look at it that everybody on the
Speaker 1: ship but like that, but us, right, the wrestle you
Speaker 1: have a had, not me because a big Roy has
Speaker 1: that had. Actually, no Roy doesn't have that hat. It's
Speaker 1: like Peter Pan. It looked like waffle colds, you know.
Speaker 1: It looks like that if you want to upgrade to
Speaker 1: a waffle bowl, right, come on. Have you ever seen
Speaker 1: a real ceremony though, where they take the and it's
Speaker 1: possessed and the straw thing picks up and spins all
Speaker 1: the fucking way around on its own without what's possessed.
Speaker 1: They possess it with the strong. Well you can see that. No,
Speaker 1: but mind you Ruba priestom do that to me. But
Speaker 1: I have been in ceremonies. Funk anybody else? You saw
Speaker 1: the strong? You can see there you go and they're
Speaker 1: going to spin around and turn around. No it's not there.
Speaker 1: They contact there. They're called Arisha's. Do you funk with us?
Speaker 1: Because you know more about my ship than you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So you said, so the straw picks up,
Speaker 1: what do a video? Since you're watching TV, it'll pick
Speaker 1: up on its own. They'll put Look at you, guys
Speaker 1: said you don't believe in spirits, but spirits or energy.
Speaker 1: You guys think we're just all made out of some
Speaker 1: kind of sucking. Look at my ships falling off. See
Speaker 1: they're attacking me right now for their ship. That'll learn
Speaker 1: your lady goat. I don't know, man, just can't. I
Speaker 1: couldn't get into the spears until the paranormal ship and
Speaker 1: I saw the Uh are you into their paramorn paranormal?
Speaker 1: No you're not. So you believe you know you don't
Speaker 1: believe in religion. You can't believe in that right. So
Speaker 1: look we was in Spring Star wars like the force.
Speaker 1: The force is strong with this one. But you're not
Speaker 1: gonna believe in any white man made religion, right, bullshit.
Speaker 1: The only thing I believe in white man This is
Speaker 1: one I told her. The only thing I said. If
Speaker 1: I was a dope dealer, right when I used to
Speaker 1: gang banging all that ship, I said, I would only
Speaker 1: have white customers. I would have nobody black. I would
Speaker 1: sell their shipped to them. Well that's smart, right, of course, genius.
Speaker 1: Well it's it's conscious. But but I wouldn't. You're gonna
Speaker 1: be losing out on a bunch of But wait, I
Speaker 1: thought you did. You did, No, I didn't. Dope. Dope
Speaker 1: dalan is what we call house nigga ship, Right, So
Speaker 1: if you're going to sell dope and you buy, if
Speaker 1: I's so dope, I would have connections with people that's
Speaker 1: other national. Yeah, this party would be a lot funner.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this party would have been like you couldn't,
Speaker 1: I couldn't, cousins. Yeah, I just think. I just think
Speaker 1: that the crazy shi it is when we get into
Speaker 1: the situation, it doesn't benefit us. So we're going to
Speaker 1: sell it to them because we did the most blow
Speaker 1: in the eighties was white people, folks. That's true. We
Speaker 1: couldn't put and we went to the We went to
Speaker 1: the most jail for it, exactly. The government. Capital runner.
Speaker 1: That's you, Roy, apparently you're a capital runner today. Is
Speaker 1: that before it all went? The ship? It was before
Speaker 1: I went to ship because it's it's ship now, so
Speaker 1: it's trash now. Now it would be some last place
Speaker 1: that anybody can't touch. Yeah, it's Cataline Islands. No mighty
Speaker 1: go to Catada. I just see a commerge. I'm like,
Speaker 1: where is that the infestation? Nobody goes there? There a
Speaker 1: lot of rats and Catalina. Well hood rats like hot,
Speaker 1: he don't give a fuck. Rats and Catalina. That's hilarious.
Speaker 1: We don't need pictures of them. We don't want to rat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he got it up there. Ye, rats and Catalina? How
Speaker 1: is rats? What if? Who the fun brought the rat?
Speaker 1: You guys are fast at this TV channels. That's Eddie.
Speaker 1: That's Eddie. He doesn't have a lot of skills, but
Speaker 1: oh it's Eddie doing it. Yeah, he's one of those
Speaker 1: younger days. Yeah he gotta be young, you gotta be
Speaker 1: young enough. He he's only forty. Oh, don't you love Mexicans.
Speaker 1: Look how long his shorts are on his little tiny ankles.
Speaker 1: An they don't have ankles, yea, And he's got little
Speaker 1: cankles on them. An afterthought, we better put a fucking
Speaker 1: ankle above this. But they have the best snacks. Mexicans
Speaker 1: have some really good snacks. They have the best snack.
Speaker 1: You know, they have a lot of tackles is a snack.
Speaker 1: They have a lot of good tasty stuff, a lot
Speaker 1: of ship. When they shave the corn, Oh that's good.
Speaker 1: Huh mayonnaise? What is this like it's a snack. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you have the best snacks. They do maximize whatever's around
Speaker 1: them real ship. They don't just go, oh, here's a
Speaker 1: bag of fridos. They go, hold on a second. That's
Speaker 1: a great base for a lot of things they make,
Speaker 1: put chili on it. Then they may add to it, eddie,
Speaker 1: what about as lada butter? Like anything that can clog
Speaker 1: your arteries. They're trying to get to it faster than
Speaker 1: everyone else. What is it you guys, stinking bluesh I
Speaker 1: do read a lot. That's how I know all this ship,
Speaker 1: legged rat, unless unless you've been there, but I have.
Speaker 1: But I still that's a little older. Ten years ago
Speaker 1: they got rats. No, No, it's you didn't. You didn't
Speaker 1: hit about that when they said that Nevada is on
Speaker 1: the water drop the desert. But where we get all
Speaker 1: our water from Mulholland and all that ship way up
Speaker 1: there and then it crossed. But Nevada is a desit.
Speaker 1: It should water drop. It shouldn't have no water. No,
Speaker 1: if it's a desert, I know, if you have dead
Speaker 1: bodies because of the mafia. But you know what I'm
Speaker 1: saying in teamsters, maybe they're just trying to keep the
Speaker 1: water from all those strippers. Dehydrate those bitches because they
Speaker 1: don't dance anymore. They don't you have a strip club?
Speaker 1: A long time, didn't we go to a strip clubb
Speaker 1: to other ones? That was just his house. That was
Speaker 1: him just changing into something more comfortable. So y'all do
Speaker 1: y'all do have a water well? You got damn that's
Speaker 1: a lake though that is dehydrated. Yeah, but like means
Speaker 1: a man made lake. And then every time they go, yeah,
Speaker 1: the level keeps up like it's like a bathtub. You
Speaker 1: keep filling it up. It's not that hard. I mean
Speaker 1: when you go to when you go to uh was
Speaker 1: it Palmdale and Lancaster, the La me Bed. It's all
Speaker 1: desert but it's just the floor. But they say it's like,
Speaker 1: did they really need fucking water? Nobody goes to Vegas
Speaker 1: to drink water. If you drink those fools, they still
Speaker 1: be in most fucking bars, right, yeah, right. They do
Speaker 1: have beach clubs, and what are those basically so they
Speaker 1: just go out on the town. There's the Wind, Yes,
Speaker 1: Encore beach club. That's like the new thing. Paula all
Speaker 1: the y out there. But the strip clubs are dead
Speaker 1: because it does because COVID like no, because the hookers
Speaker 1: are all dead. Because I'm going to start my own
Speaker 1: little strip club. It's going to be called Scars and Stitches.
Speaker 1: It's going to be for your tough motherfucker's come out
Speaker 1: and see some real ship. There'll be no v I
Speaker 1: P section sex, leather back. I saw this woman come
Speaker 1: out with look at her tassels, nipples. I'm just envisioning that.
Speaker 1: That's a broth though. For for the elderly, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like, when you think about you, you're
Speaker 1: thinking of the wee Roy Roy Listen, you Okay, you men,
Speaker 1: what you've seen has changed in the last twenty years
Speaker 1: because there is no need actually to go to strip
Speaker 1: clubs with the way young girls drinking dress, I agree,
Speaker 1: and the way they dance. Yeah, I don't like women
Speaker 1: who don't dance. No, but when they dance like fucking
Speaker 1: strippers and dancing because like this, men are, we're visual,
Speaker 1: don't we're visually. I don't like the way my girl
Speaker 1: is a fucking incredible dancer. I'm not looking at you,
Speaker 1: no know what I'm saying, Like what because you want
Speaker 1: to get back in his house? No? No, no, no.
Speaker 1: When I watched my girl dance, I actually gets smile.
Speaker 1: I'm like, such a good dancer. Yes, but I don't last.
Speaker 1: But the way these bitches dance now at clubs, they
Speaker 1: dance like strippers dance. Yeah, you don't need to go
Speaker 1: to a strip join anymore because they're going to be
Speaker 1: dress skanky. And yeah, yeah, you're right because as a woman,
Speaker 1: I've noticed that. I've noticed that I've been in comedy
Speaker 1: clubs with all men for the last twenty five years.
Speaker 1: So you don't just acknowledge that ship. It's just because
Speaker 1: they're entitled. They're entitled to dress like you are an
Speaker 1: honorary mem of the stand up world because he gets it.
Speaker 1: He come on, didn't I put you on stage one night?
Speaker 1: We were going to Yeah, can you put him in
Speaker 1: a headlock right now? Just because it ends badly for me?
Speaker 1: We just trained it. We're just trained together. But we
Speaker 1: didn't train together. We want to train. No. I trained
Speaker 1: with other people, and other people want to roll with him.
Speaker 1: So I rolled with other people. What are you going
Speaker 1: to train him to do? Just because you have a
Speaker 1: T shirt that says jiu jitsu doesn't mean anybody's afraid
Speaker 1: of you. I know that we'll let you with a
Speaker 1: beard if you had shake, if you shave out the mustache, right,
Speaker 1: if you had a beard, O g they ship right,
Speaker 1: he's the clink king of Dubai. That's what they would saying.
Speaker 1: I don't think they're gonna believe that one, right, because
Speaker 1: they were like, wait, bait, Brussell, Pete's got a real beat.
Speaker 1: You didn't see anyone came in. I had a full
Speaker 1: on fucking I didn't see that I was didn't I
Speaker 1: shaved it before I went first shower. Just that's a
Speaker 1: lot chicken's itchy. Well, it's because you use coconut. Well, no,
Speaker 1: because I don't like to get on the eleven documentary
Speaker 1: though that's tomorrow. By the way, what do you was today? No,
Speaker 1: it's tomorrow. What do you say to Americans? Are happy
Speaker 1: nine eleven? Happy anniversary? I don't know what you do?
Speaker 1: What they do? I don't do that. People do that
Speaker 1: on TV. Don't you know, Happy New Orleans and all
Speaker 1: that bullshit. I don't like the happy anniversary? Did that?
Speaker 1: That's your media right there. It's crazy because they're gonna
Speaker 1: be like, remember this, you gotta remember this, never forget
Speaker 1: the whole world all that. Who can forget I lived
Speaker 1: there during all that ship? Yeah, but then they did,
Speaker 1: but then everybody forget. I'm good, thank you the biggest one.
Speaker 1: That's the biggest come on that that was growing after
Speaker 1: five days? That looks like that's on dj vlat I
Speaker 1: don't call them like lady, We call them Chicago's. He
Speaker 1: looks like he's getting ready to cars with the beards.
Speaker 1: Though you guys are the same Aige, What what is
Speaker 1: it about? Are you lazy man? Pirate? Ship pirate? I
Speaker 1: don't talk the dudes unless they have a beard. Are
Speaker 1: you kidding me? Russell is a comic, so he's excluded.
Speaker 1: That's literally grown after five days. But that's a beard though,
Speaker 1: I know, like of that, that's a shadow. Know you
Speaker 1: know why I don't grow it out because it's patchy
Speaker 1: in color. Oh so you don't like that? Yeah, like
Speaker 1: if it was all if I died in a brown
Speaker 1: or all great, said it's well, yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: don't again, I don't know how to use just for men,
Speaker 1: so it's perfect. You just done five minutes. To me,
Speaker 1: it looks like my pussy on your face when the
Speaker 1: razor doesn't work, just saying, but that's our secret. You
Speaker 1: gotta give you, gotta give it to o g She
Speaker 1: funny man, That's why I have no love except you.
Speaker 1: I love you, little room she we thought she was irish.
Speaker 1: I thought she was irish because she drink. You know
Speaker 1: that Best Comedy Festivals was Wow, did I get laid?
Speaker 1: I was fucking this guy with red hair full on,
Speaker 1: I mean body freckles. I had never seen that ship.
Speaker 1: He was twenty yearsnger than me, and I was looking
Speaker 1: at kill Kenny Castle out the window and YouTube came
Speaker 1: on and I was like, mother fucker, isn't this ship
Speaker 1: and he wanted me to pay attention, but I was
Speaker 1: like this sucking stuff. And she was on her period,
Speaker 1: so she kept playing Sunday, Bloody Sunday. That's so stupid.
Speaker 1: I never had a period. Listen, I have no soul period.
Speaker 1: She has a semicolon. I have no heart. I have
Speaker 1: two livers. That was That was one of the best
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