Speaker 1: Looking jewels second day? What do you do when you've
Speaker 1: exhausted all options in the dating world, when plenty of
Speaker 1: fish is thrown you back. You've swiped so many times,
Speaker 1: you reached the end of Tinder, and then your phone explodes.
Speaker 1: That's what happens when you get to the end of Tinder. Well,
Speaker 1: you have to call in the big guns and hire
Speaker 1: a matchmaker. And that's apparently what the guy on the
Speaker 1: phone for a second date update did today. He found
Speaker 1: the girl that he went out with by using a
Speaker 1: matchmaker because nothing else on the planet worked for him.
Speaker 1: Ethan was at a good recap of why you hired
Speaker 1: a matchmaker? I guess so. It kind of makes me
Speaker 1: sound pathetic. Oh that's not what I was going for.
Speaker 1: I was trying to make it sound like you were
Speaker 1: just using a creative method that a lot of people
Speaker 1: don't use. That's I wasn't trying to make a sound
Speaker 1: pathetic at all. Well, now I'm just sad it makes
Speaker 1: the girl who decided to go out with you even
Speaker 1: more pathetic than you. Oh well that's that's a positive. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's something away. They're really pathetic one to go out
Speaker 1: with me. Your email said that you use the matchmaker.
Speaker 1: I'm just making fun of it because I don't normally
Speaker 1: see that. Usually it's like online or you meet somebody
Speaker 1: in person. But why hire a matchmaker? You know? You
Speaker 1: mentioned tender and stuff like that, And I feel like
Speaker 1: even when people say they're kind of looking for relationships
Speaker 1: on those kind of sites, they're really not right. And
Speaker 1: I'm kind of over just going on dates. I want
Speaker 1: to find something serious. I got all that out of
Speaker 1: my system, you know, and I want to settle down.
Speaker 1: So I don't know a whole lot about matchmakers. Does
Speaker 1: that mean that the girl is also paying this woman
Speaker 1: to match make her. Yeah, that's the whole point. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They find someone who's also using their service, who matches
Speaker 1: you to the best of their ability, and then they
Speaker 1: get you in touch with each other. How do they
Speaker 1: figure out who to match you up with? You have
Speaker 1: to spill out a profile, and it's a lot like
Speaker 1: the dating sites online. It's just that this person is
Speaker 1: more professional and they're more serious and they're good. It's
Speaker 1: sort of figuring out, really successfully who your best match is. Oh,
Speaker 1: you sound like a pitchman, because obviously it wasn't too successful.
Speaker 1: She's not calling me back. I mean it worked for me.
Speaker 1: I thought I thought it was great. I thought it
Speaker 1: was awesome. Yeah, but apparently the woman you went out
Speaker 1: with didn't think it was as great. What's her name?
Speaker 1: Her name's Alyssasa. What did you guys do on your date?
Speaker 1: We went out for lunch. Oh that's very low key.
Speaker 1: That's the latest matchmaker runs it. They want to make
Speaker 1: sure the first day is really easy and low key. Okay,
Speaker 1: And what was it like when I first matterr Too
Speaker 1: was so pretty? I was nervous cute, but the matchmaker
Speaker 1: suggested this thing to kind of break the ice. It's
Speaker 1: a game called first photo, First photo? And what is
Speaker 1: that like you show a photo when you're a kid
Speaker 1: or something. No, it's like you each just pull up
Speaker 1: the first photo on your phone and show it to
Speaker 1: the other person. Okay, well, I'm glad that they tell
Speaker 1: you that beforehand. That could be really bad. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I had to delete a couple before the date. I'm
Speaker 1: not kidding. So what was your first photo? Then? Mine
Speaker 1: was just my nephew because I've just seen him and
Speaker 1: he's a kid. And hers was her and her mom. Okay,
Speaker 1: first off, I was like, oh great, she loves family too. Secondly,
Speaker 1: her mom was really hot. Yeah, so you end up
Speaker 1: marrying the mom. If that's what she's gonna age into,
Speaker 1: we're gonna be okay. And did you tell her that?
Speaker 1: Did you tell her how hot her mom was? Over
Speaker 1: and over? Oh no, no, no, no no. So what
Speaker 1: were the awkward moments on the date? Well, okay, here's
Speaker 1: the thing. So we're eating. Everything's going really well, and
Speaker 1: then I noticed there's like a hair on her face,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, hey, I don't want it to fall
Speaker 1: into a food and be this might be a good
Speaker 1: excuse to touch her, you know, weird, So like rub
Speaker 1: her cheek. Yeah, like, hey, he got some on your cheek.
Speaker 1: I don't wanted to fall in your food here, And
Speaker 1: I go to wipe it off. Are you hoping you
Speaker 1: like go to grab the hair and then you touch
Speaker 1: her cheek and time stops and then you guys make out?
Speaker 1: Is that what you hope for it? I mean, I
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna say that was going to happen, but if
Speaker 1: it did, yeah, that would be fine. Okay, So the
Speaker 1: romantic care in her face what happened right? Well, it
Speaker 1: was it wasn't just on her face. It was in
Speaker 1: her face. It was a real hair. It was the
Speaker 1: hair coming out of her face. Man, you plugged her
Speaker 1: hair on her face right out. How big was his hair?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was big enough for me to
Speaker 1: see it across the table. Where was the hair? Was
Speaker 1: it like chin area or mustache aerobike on the side
Speaker 1: of her chin? Kind? Oh? Wow? Was she embarrassed? I
Speaker 1: mean I think we were both a little embarrassed. What
Speaker 1: did she say? She didn't say anything. She just kind
Speaker 1: of stared at me, and I kind of wiped my
Speaker 1: hand on the nepkin and there was just like so anyway,
Speaker 1: he just plugged through. Huh. Yeah, all right. I didn't
Speaker 1: know what else to do. Yeah, I mean you were
Speaker 1: able to recover. Yes, we went somewhere else for dessert.
Speaker 1: The rest of the day went really well, and I
Speaker 1: hugged her goodbye, and it was a really nice hug.
Speaker 1: It was one of those you know, kind of lingered
Speaker 1: for a few seconds. Okay, now was it you lingering
Speaker 1: or her? I think it was both of us where
Speaker 1: he didn't feel her like pushing you away and you're
Speaker 1: still holding on. Yeah, I know, nothing like to test
Speaker 1: And how long has it been since you heard from her.
Speaker 1: Thoks four or five days? Four or five days? And
Speaker 1: have you tried to get a hold of her. I've called,
Speaker 1: I've texted, and I have not heard anything. I have
Speaker 1: not brought up the hair good probably good idea. I thought, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought things were going great. She seemed to really
Speaker 1: have a good time, So I honestly don't know why
Speaker 1: she wouldn't respond to me. Okay, well we'll play a song,
Speaker 1: come back, call her and get your second date update.
Speaker 1: All right, I really appreciate you guys. Ye, no problem,
Speaker 1: hang on brooking jubil in the morning dates. If you're
Speaker 1: just tuning in for today's second date update. Ethan is
Speaker 1: on the phone and he's not getting a call back
Speaker 1: from a girl named Alyssa. And I'm actually really surprised
Speaker 1: about it because he took her out on a beautiful
Speaker 1: Spa day for their first date. They went out to
Speaker 1: lunch and then he plucked her hair from her face.
Speaker 1: You know, a lot of people eat pay good money
Speaker 1: for that. You should have maybe even grabbed some cucumbers
Speaker 1: at the restaurant and threw him on her eyes and
Speaker 1: just act like hey, sponde out of the blue. Well,
Speaker 1: like we can get hold of her. Maybe I'll tell
Speaker 1: her that, right, Yeah, if you missed the first part,
Speaker 1: Ethan thinks he's not going to to call back because
Speaker 1: while they were eating lunch, he reached over to remove
Speaker 1: what he thought was a stray hair from her chin,
Speaker 1: and the hair was attached and he ended up plucking
Speaker 1: a hair from her face and it was awkward for
Speaker 1: a while. But he does say the date ended with
Speaker 1: a nice hug. And it's been about four or five
Speaker 1: days since she hasn't been responding to him, so we're
Speaker 1: gonna call and find out why. In just a second,
Speaker 1: in retrospect, Ethan, do you wish you would have apologized
Speaker 1: or made a statement about the hair, Like, I don't know, Maybe,
Speaker 1: you know, maybe that's what I did wrong. Maybe I'm
Speaker 1: in like not bringing it up and trying to be
Speaker 1: polite actually made it worse. I don't know. Yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: she's just embarrassed, or maybe she's just mad that you
Speaker 1: took her hair and never gave it back. Yeah, big jerk.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'm gonna dollar phone number right now
Speaker 1: and see if we can figure out why she's not
Speaker 1: getting back to you. Okay, okay, great, All right, man,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Hi, speak to Alessa. Please do Hey,
Speaker 1: what's up, Alissa? How are you? This is Jewbil from
Speaker 1: Brook and Jewil in the Morning. I'm good. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Who is this Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the
Speaker 1: Morning the radio show. You're from a radio show. I
Speaker 1: don't understand why you're calling me. Yes, I am from
Speaker 1: a radio show. It's called Brook and Jewil in the Morning,
Speaker 1: and I'm calling you today because we got an email
Speaker 1: from one of our listeners about you. What. Yeah, can
Speaker 1: you think of any reason somebody would email our show
Speaker 1: to get hold of you? Did they nominate me? Form
Speaker 1: like a makeover as of d I wish that was
Speaker 1: the case for you. We don't really do stuff like that,
Speaker 1: so no, no makeover. I'm sorry. I don't understandhy would
Speaker 1: someone email you about me? Then? Because you guys went
Speaker 1: out on a date and now you're not calling him back?
Speaker 1: What exciting? His name is Ethan? Oh my god? Do
Speaker 1: you remember going out on a date with Ethan? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That that I do. I totally remember that. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: Ethan emailed us because he said he really enjoyed going
Speaker 1: out with you. But ever since your date, he's been
Speaker 1: trying to call you and now you're not responding to anything.
Speaker 1: So he was wondering why I just I don't want
Speaker 1: to him. Is it? Is it because he plucked a
Speaker 1: hair out of your chin? We just went straight for it,
Speaker 1: did we? He told you that, Yeah, he did. He said,
Speaker 1: that's the reason he thinks you're not calling him back
Speaker 1: is because he plucked one of your hairs on the date.
Speaker 1: Oh my, so embarrassing. Don't don't be embarrassing. We all
Speaker 1: get a straight hair from now and again. I guess so.
Speaker 1: But why would he tell a radio station there's an
Speaker 1: email you about it? Well for him, he emailed us
Speaker 1: because he wants to get a hold of you, And
Speaker 1: we asked him why he thinks you wouldn't want to
Speaker 1: see him again, and that was the only thing he
Speaker 1: could come up with, because he said, you guys had
Speaker 1: a really good time other than that. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: you didn't have a good time other than that. We did,
Speaker 1: but there's just one thing that putting me out. And
Speaker 1: it wasn't that he was collecting your hairs one by one. Wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, did he tell you he was collecting my hair? No?
Speaker 1: I was joking, joke because of the one hair that
Speaker 1: he pulled up. Oh my god, my heart skipped. No,
Speaker 1: he didn't tell us that he was collecting all of
Speaker 1: your hairs. He just thinks that's the one reason you
Speaker 1: don't want to see him. I mean, it was completely embarrassing,
Speaker 1: but that's not what it was at all. No, so
Speaker 1: there's more to it than that. I don't even know
Speaker 1: if I should talk about it, but I don't want
Speaker 1: to put his business out there. Well, he wants his
Speaker 1: business put out there, like he actually asked us to
Speaker 1: do this so that his business could be out in
Speaker 1: the streets. So he said he's willing to hear whatever
Speaker 1: it is. So if it's on him, then do you
Speaker 1: mind just telling us? Well, okay, so what did he
Speaker 1: tell you about the d Well? He told us that
Speaker 1: you guys met through a matchmaker, went to lunch, and
Speaker 1: you played a game where you show each other like
Speaker 1: the last photo you took on your phone to try
Speaker 1: to break the ice Okay, yeah, it's the first photo. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And and and we did that, and he showed me
Speaker 1: a picture of his nephew. Okay, and is that a problem?
Speaker 1: Is it was a nephew kind of ugly? No? If
Speaker 1: no one ne he was cute though deal breaker for me.
Speaker 1: Yea if I never want to make my jeans with
Speaker 1: that line, nobody kept going on for the next thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: He just kept talking about having babies and kids like
Speaker 1: he wants he wants kids like now. Yes, he's completely
Speaker 1: obsessed with having a baby. That's what I got from it, really, Like,
Speaker 1: what did he talk about? Well, he said it was
Speaker 1: a dream of his. Anytime he's out and he sees
Speaker 1: something that he likes, his baby clothes, he buys it.
Speaker 1: He has a stash. Yeah, he has a stash and
Speaker 1: his help with baby clothes. Are you kidding? He's a single,
Speaker 1: single bachelor that has a baby clothes stash, That's what
Speaker 1: he said. He even knows the room that he's going
Speaker 1: to convert to the baby room. He's already like nesting
Speaker 1: like a no woman, like getting everything ready at the house.
Speaker 1: Yes he is. I mean he told me he can't
Speaker 1: wait to hear baby footsteps coming down the hallway, Like
Speaker 1: so baby that was like a little bit too much
Speaker 1: to share. But I don't know, is it. Is it
Speaker 1: refreshing to you to find a guy who's interested obviously
Speaker 1: in family life or is that something you don't want? Yes,
Speaker 1: refreshing to know that a guy wants to have a family.
Speaker 1: Some day I do too, But it's creepy day. It's
Speaker 1: collecting baby clothes. He doesn't have a baby. I'd be
Speaker 1: aware for a single girl even to say that's true.
Speaker 1: Like if you went over to his house after your
Speaker 1: day and you open up the closet, you just see
Speaker 1: a bunch of baby clothes. It's not sexy. What was
Speaker 1: your response to him? I mean my response was just
Speaker 1: to sit there and to listen to him. I mean
Speaker 1: he talks still talking about how you can't wait to
Speaker 1: hear his baby, fake dad at hang on, that's not fair.
Speaker 1: Who is it? Oh that's Ethan. Ethan's actually on the
Speaker 1: other line listening and also talk to you. Apparently he
Speaker 1: couldn't wait any longer and had to pipe in. No,
Speaker 1: man's nothing wrong with one. They have a baby. You've
Speaker 1: been listening to this the whole time? Yeah, because you
Speaker 1: wouldn't return my calls or my text or anything. So
Speaker 1: you call radio station. They haven't called me and listle.
Speaker 1: I really liked you, and apparently you thought I was weird.
Speaker 1: I mean it was really weird talking about a baby
Speaker 1: that you don't have. But thirty minutes. What was that
Speaker 1: supposed to say to you? I mean, is it that
Speaker 1: weird that you would think about the baby you might
Speaker 1: have someday for thirty minutes in that while to talk
Speaker 1: about baby? It was I don't know, on a first date,
Speaker 1: even if if I were out with a woman and
Speaker 1: she was like talking about the baby that she wanted
Speaker 1: so badly, that would scare me. It wouldn't I mean,
Speaker 1: obviously wouldn't scare you, Ethan, but it would scare a
Speaker 1: lot of dude. Yeah, but like the matchmaker already found
Speaker 1: somebody that I knew was like really serious and one
Speaker 1: a commitment to, so I just figured it wouldn't scare
Speaker 1: that person off. Well, it scared me, Ethan. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think everyone agrees that it's sweet that you're excited
Speaker 1: about fatherhood. I just but the collecting of the baby
Speaker 1: baby clothes? Do you bring that up often on a
Speaker 1: first date? I mean, first off, to call it a
Speaker 1: collection is kind of going a little overboard. It's not
Speaker 1: a collection. It's not like I have a room full
Speaker 1: of the stuff. Okay, so how many items? If we're
Speaker 1: talking about just anything happened to do with babies? I've
Speaker 1: got like fifteen things, but like they're not all like
Speaker 1: seven of them are onesies and thinking it's like everybody
Speaker 1: thinks this is a big Joe kaha ho, it's really funny,
Speaker 1: but I'm actually prepared for a fatherhod No. I think
Speaker 1: it's great. I just think it's great when you find out,
Speaker 1: maybe like two months into a relationship, that you're that
Speaker 1: into it. Ethan. You even told me on the date
Speaker 1: that you already picked up the names for your kids already.
Speaker 1: How long have you been planning this, Ethan? I don't
Speaker 1: know why you guys think this is weird. I've been
Speaker 1: dreaming about having kids since I was a kid. You
Speaker 1: are the what are the names of your kids that
Speaker 1: you don't have yet? If I can ask? Or is
Speaker 1: that a secret? Well? I mean I want to have
Speaker 1: a boy and a girl, obviously, obviously, Yeah, and you
Speaker 1: get to choose obviously. He said for a boy would
Speaker 1: be Ken, and he would name this girl Sanctuary, Sanctuary
Speaker 1: and Ken. Yeah. The Ken kind of throws me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is when you come up with Sanctuary. Where does
Speaker 1: you know? You guys can say whatever you want to say,
Speaker 1: But I'm probably the only guy in this room on
Speaker 1: this fall that's actually preparing for a childhood. I'm not embarrassed,
Speaker 1: but I thought, I'm not ashamed about that, and I
Speaker 1: don't think that people should should reject me because of it.
Speaker 1: You know, I actually agree with what you're saying. I
Speaker 1: do eat in it. I mean, he knows what he wants.
Speaker 1: He maybe gave you way too much information on the
Speaker 1: first date, and that's his bad for oversharing. But I
Speaker 1: didn't play on having a girl named Sanctuary. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: one you need to negotiate for sure, available we could
Speaker 1: hawk Well, Elyssa, would you like to go out with
Speaker 1: Ethan on another date? We will pay for it. I
Speaker 1: don't know about all this. It doesn't think where you
Speaker 1: all it's crazy. It's creepy. No, not at all, like
Speaker 1: every dude that I've known when we were kids, Like
Speaker 1: we would just sit around the playground and talk about
Speaker 1: the kids we were going to have one day and
Speaker 1: did they collect clothing? Yeah, of course, it's a totally
Speaker 1: normal dude thing. It's a little overwhelming, but I don't
Speaker 1: think that it's creepy. I mean, Alyssa, I feel like
Speaker 1: you're not giving me a chance. I feel like we
Speaker 1: should go out again because I have proven to you
Speaker 1: that I'm an honest, straightforward guy and that I have
Speaker 1: a long term plan. And his clock is ticking, Alyssa,
Speaker 1: he doesn't have as much time. I guess, Well, one
Speaker 1: more date wouldn't hurt. Oh, so you'll do it. You'll
Speaker 1: go out with Ethan one more time. I said yes,
Speaker 1: Please don't ask me a game before shas on mine.
Speaker 1: Congratulations Ethan, Oh, thank you, thank you so much. I'm
Speaker 1: so excited, and thank you Alyssa for giving me another chance.
Speaker 1: And we can talk about thank you. Worried. Well, we'll
Speaker 1: discuss names later. I'm just kidding. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: talk about the kids again. Well, good luck you guys,
Speaker 1: keep us updated. Okay, thank you guys, and Alyssa. If
Speaker 1: he says he's on the pill, don't believe him. Broken
Speaker 1: jewel in the morning.