1 00:00:03,279 --> 00:00:07,840 Speaker 1: Looking jewels second day? What do you do when you've 2 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:12,280 Speaker 1: exhausted all options in the dating world, when plenty of 3 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:16,880 Speaker 1: fish is thrown you back. You've swiped so many times, 4 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:20,160 Speaker 1: you reached the end of Tinder, and then your phone explodes. 5 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:24,720 Speaker 1: That's what happens when you get to the end of Tinder. Well, 6 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:27,320 Speaker 1: you have to call in the big guns and hire 7 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:32,080 Speaker 1: a matchmaker. And that's apparently what the guy on the 8 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:35,440 Speaker 1: phone for a second date update did today. He found 9 00:00:35,479 --> 00:00:37,440 Speaker 1: the girl that he went out with by using a 10 00:00:37,479 --> 00:00:41,720 Speaker 1: matchmaker because nothing else on the planet worked for him. 11 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:44,360 Speaker 1: Ethan was at a good recap of why you hired 12 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:46,800 Speaker 1: a matchmaker? I guess so. It kind of makes me 13 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:49,920 Speaker 1: sound pathetic. Oh that's not what I was going for. 14 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:52,199 Speaker 1: I was trying to make it sound like you were 15 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:54,160 Speaker 1: just using a creative method that a lot of people 16 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:55,760 Speaker 1: don't use. That's I wasn't trying to make a sound 17 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:59,440 Speaker 1: pathetic at all. Well, now I'm just sad it makes 18 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:01,280 Speaker 1: the girl who decided to go out with you even 19 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:06,480 Speaker 1: more pathetic than you. Oh well that's that's a positive. Yeah, yeah, 20 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:09,240 Speaker 1: that's something away. They're really pathetic one to go out 21 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:12,200 Speaker 1: with me. Your email said that you use the matchmaker. 22 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:13,680 Speaker 1: I'm just making fun of it because I don't normally 23 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:16,080 Speaker 1: see that. Usually it's like online or you meet somebody 24 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:18,720 Speaker 1: in person. But why hire a matchmaker? You know? You 25 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:21,120 Speaker 1: mentioned tender and stuff like that, And I feel like 26 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:23,520 Speaker 1: even when people say they're kind of looking for relationships 27 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:25,720 Speaker 1: on those kind of sites, they're really not right. And 28 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:28,479 Speaker 1: I'm kind of over just going on dates. I want 29 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:30,200 Speaker 1: to find something serious. I got all that out of 30 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:32,320 Speaker 1: my system, you know, and I want to settle down. 31 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:34,760 Speaker 1: So I don't know a whole lot about matchmakers. Does 32 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:37,240 Speaker 1: that mean that the girl is also paying this woman 33 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:40,120 Speaker 1: to match make her. Yeah, that's the whole point. Yeah. 34 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:42,800 Speaker 1: They find someone who's also using their service, who matches 35 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:44,800 Speaker 1: you to the best of their ability, and then they 36 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,640 Speaker 1: get you in touch with each other. How do they 37 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:49,400 Speaker 1: figure out who to match you up with? You have 38 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:51,920 Speaker 1: to spill out a profile, and it's a lot like 39 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:54,360 Speaker 1: the dating sites online. It's just that this person is 40 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:57,360 Speaker 1: more professional and they're more serious and they're good. It's 41 00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:01,640 Speaker 1: sort of figuring out, really successfully who your best match is. Oh, 42 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:04,360 Speaker 1: you sound like a pitchman, because obviously it wasn't too successful. 43 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:08,440 Speaker 1: She's not calling me back. I mean it worked for me. 44 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:10,320 Speaker 1: I thought I thought it was great. I thought it 45 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:13,000 Speaker 1: was awesome. Yeah, but apparently the woman you went out 46 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:15,239 Speaker 1: with didn't think it was as great. What's her name? 47 00:02:15,639 --> 00:02:18,480 Speaker 1: Her name's Alyssasa. What did you guys do on your date? 48 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:21,680 Speaker 1: We went out for lunch. Oh that's very low key. 49 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:24,040 Speaker 1: That's the latest matchmaker runs it. They want to make 50 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:26,560 Speaker 1: sure the first day is really easy and low key. Okay, 51 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,799 Speaker 1: And what was it like when I first matterr Too 52 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:33,720 Speaker 1: was so pretty? I was nervous cute, but the matchmaker 53 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:36,040 Speaker 1: suggested this thing to kind of break the ice. It's 54 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:38,679 Speaker 1: a game called first photo, First photo? And what is 55 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:40,839 Speaker 1: that like you show a photo when you're a kid 56 00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:42,880 Speaker 1: or something. No, it's like you each just pull up 57 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:44,520 Speaker 1: the first photo on your phone and show it to 58 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:46,639 Speaker 1: the other person. Okay, well, I'm glad that they tell 59 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:51,760 Speaker 1: you that beforehand. That could be really bad. Oh yeah, 60 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:53,720 Speaker 1: I had to delete a couple before the date. I'm 61 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:56,640 Speaker 1: not kidding. So what was your first photo? Then? Mine 62 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:59,520 Speaker 1: was just my nephew because I've just seen him and 63 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:04,360 Speaker 1: he's a kid. And hers was her and her mom. Okay, 64 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:07,519 Speaker 1: first off, I was like, oh great, she loves family too. Secondly, 65 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:12,360 Speaker 1: her mom was really hot. Yeah, so you end up 66 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,959 Speaker 1: marrying the mom. If that's what she's gonna age into, 67 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,320 Speaker 1: we're gonna be okay. And did you tell her that? 68 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:18,919 Speaker 1: Did you tell her how hot her mom was? Over 69 00:03:18,919 --> 00:03:22,639 Speaker 1: and over? Oh no, no, no, no no. So what 70 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:25,399 Speaker 1: were the awkward moments on the date? Well, okay, here's 71 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:27,840 Speaker 1: the thing. So we're eating. Everything's going really well, and 72 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:30,800 Speaker 1: then I noticed there's like a hair on her face, 73 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:32,720 Speaker 1: and I'm like, hey, I don't want it to fall 74 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:34,760 Speaker 1: into a food and be this might be a good 75 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:38,840 Speaker 1: excuse to touch her, you know, weird, So like rub 76 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:42,440 Speaker 1: her cheek. Yeah, like, hey, he got some on your cheek. 77 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:44,000 Speaker 1: I don't wanted to fall in your food here, And 78 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:46,480 Speaker 1: I go to wipe it off. Are you hoping you 79 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,600 Speaker 1: like go to grab the hair and then you touch 80 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:50,920 Speaker 1: her cheek and time stops and then you guys make out? 81 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:52,800 Speaker 1: Is that what you hope for it? I mean, I 82 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:54,600 Speaker 1: wasn't gonna say that was going to happen, but if 83 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:57,760 Speaker 1: it did, yeah, that would be fine. Okay, So the 84 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:00,680 Speaker 1: romantic care in her face what happened right? Well, it 85 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,680 Speaker 1: was it wasn't just on her face. It was in 86 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:04,960 Speaker 1: her face. It was a real hair. It was the 87 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:08,040 Speaker 1: hair coming out of her face. Man, you plugged her 88 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:12,000 Speaker 1: hair on her face right out. How big was his hair? 89 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:14,440 Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was big enough for me to 90 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:19,240 Speaker 1: see it across the table. Where was the hair? Was 91 00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:23,080 Speaker 1: it like chin area or mustache aerobike on the side 92 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:27,280 Speaker 1: of her chin? Kind? Oh? Wow? Was she embarrassed? I 93 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:30,480 Speaker 1: mean I think we were both a little embarrassed. What 94 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,599 Speaker 1: did she say? She didn't say anything. She just kind 95 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:35,760 Speaker 1: of stared at me, and I kind of wiped my 96 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:38,240 Speaker 1: hand on the nepkin and there was just like so anyway, 97 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:43,480 Speaker 1: he just plugged through. Huh. Yeah, all right. I didn't 98 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:46,640 Speaker 1: know what else to do. Yeah, I mean you were 99 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:49,920 Speaker 1: able to recover. Yes, we went somewhere else for dessert. 100 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:52,440 Speaker 1: The rest of the day went really well, and I 101 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:54,640 Speaker 1: hugged her goodbye, and it was a really nice hug. 102 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:56,240 Speaker 1: It was one of those you know, kind of lingered 103 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:59,240 Speaker 1: for a few seconds. Okay, now was it you lingering 104 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:02,720 Speaker 1: or her? I think it was both of us where 105 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:04,560 Speaker 1: he didn't feel her like pushing you away and you're 106 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:07,320 Speaker 1: still holding on. Yeah, I know, nothing like to test 107 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:09,440 Speaker 1: And how long has it been since you heard from her. 108 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:12,320 Speaker 1: Thoks four or five days? Four or five days? And 109 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:14,560 Speaker 1: have you tried to get a hold of her. I've called, 110 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:17,440 Speaker 1: I've texted, and I have not heard anything. I have 111 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:22,040 Speaker 1: not brought up the hair good probably good idea. I thought, Yeah, 112 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:24,800 Speaker 1: I thought things were going great. She seemed to really 113 00:05:24,839 --> 00:05:27,040 Speaker 1: have a good time, So I honestly don't know why 114 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:29,839 Speaker 1: she wouldn't respond to me. Okay, well we'll play a song, 115 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:32,119 Speaker 1: come back, call her and get your second date update. 116 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:34,520 Speaker 1: All right, I really appreciate you guys. Ye, no problem, 117 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:41,840 Speaker 1: hang on brooking jubil in the morning dates. If you're 118 00:05:41,839 --> 00:05:44,760 Speaker 1: just tuning in for today's second date update. Ethan is 119 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:46,599 Speaker 1: on the phone and he's not getting a call back 120 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:49,400 Speaker 1: from a girl named Alyssa. And I'm actually really surprised 121 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:51,600 Speaker 1: about it because he took her out on a beautiful 122 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:55,039 Speaker 1: Spa day for their first date. They went out to 123 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:58,320 Speaker 1: lunch and then he plucked her hair from her face. 124 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:00,680 Speaker 1: You know, a lot of people eat pay good money 125 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:03,240 Speaker 1: for that. You should have maybe even grabbed some cucumbers 126 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:04,800 Speaker 1: at the restaurant and threw him on her eyes and 127 00:06:04,839 --> 00:06:07,320 Speaker 1: just act like hey, sponde out of the blue. Well, 128 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:09,000 Speaker 1: like we can get hold of her. Maybe I'll tell 129 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:12,440 Speaker 1: her that, right, Yeah, if you missed the first part, 130 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:14,720 Speaker 1: Ethan thinks he's not going to to call back because 131 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:17,640 Speaker 1: while they were eating lunch, he reached over to remove 132 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:19,599 Speaker 1: what he thought was a stray hair from her chin, 133 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:23,520 Speaker 1: and the hair was attached and he ended up plucking 134 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:26,960 Speaker 1: a hair from her face and it was awkward for 135 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:29,640 Speaker 1: a while. But he does say the date ended with 136 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,960 Speaker 1: a nice hug. And it's been about four or five 137 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:34,719 Speaker 1: days since she hasn't been responding to him, so we're 138 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:36,440 Speaker 1: gonna call and find out why. In just a second, 139 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:39,240 Speaker 1: in retrospect, Ethan, do you wish you would have apologized 140 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:42,680 Speaker 1: or made a statement about the hair, Like, I don't know, Maybe, 141 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,240 Speaker 1: you know, maybe that's what I did wrong. Maybe I'm 142 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:47,000 Speaker 1: in like not bringing it up and trying to be 143 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,479 Speaker 1: polite actually made it worse. I don't know. Yeah, maybe 144 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:51,680 Speaker 1: she's just embarrassed, or maybe she's just mad that you 145 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:57,200 Speaker 1: took her hair and never gave it back. Yeah, big jerk. 146 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:59,320 Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'm gonna dollar phone number right now 147 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:00,640 Speaker 1: and see if we can figure out why she's not 148 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:02,520 Speaker 1: getting back to you. Okay, okay, great, All right, man, 149 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:15,200 Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Hi, speak to Alessa. Please do Hey, 150 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:17,160 Speaker 1: what's up, Alissa? How are you? This is Jewbil from 151 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:21,640 Speaker 1: Brook and Jewil in the Morning. I'm good. I'm sorry. 152 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:23,960 Speaker 1: Who is this Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the 153 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:27,360 Speaker 1: Morning the radio show. You're from a radio show. I 154 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:29,880 Speaker 1: don't understand why you're calling me. Yes, I am from 155 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:32,239 Speaker 1: a radio show. It's called Brook and Jewil in the Morning, 156 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:35,080 Speaker 1: and I'm calling you today because we got an email 157 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:38,520 Speaker 1: from one of our listeners about you. What. Yeah, can 158 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:40,640 Speaker 1: you think of any reason somebody would email our show 159 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:42,600 Speaker 1: to get hold of you? Did they nominate me? Form 160 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:45,680 Speaker 1: like a makeover as of d I wish that was 161 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:47,760 Speaker 1: the case for you. We don't really do stuff like that, 162 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:51,640 Speaker 1: so no, no makeover. I'm sorry. I don't understandhy would 163 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:54,240 Speaker 1: someone email you about me? Then? Because you guys went 164 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:56,800 Speaker 1: out on a date and now you're not calling him back? 165 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:03,720 Speaker 1: What exciting? His name is Ethan? Oh my god? Do 166 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:06,640 Speaker 1: you remember going out on a date with Ethan? Yeah? 167 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:10,720 Speaker 1: That that I do. I totally remember that. Okay, Well, 168 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:13,280 Speaker 1: Ethan emailed us because he said he really enjoyed going 169 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:15,440 Speaker 1: out with you. But ever since your date, he's been 170 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:17,640 Speaker 1: trying to call you and now you're not responding to anything. 171 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:22,440 Speaker 1: So he was wondering why I just I don't want 172 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:24,960 Speaker 1: to him. Is it? Is it because he plucked a 173 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:27,560 Speaker 1: hair out of your chin? We just went straight for it, 174 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:31,040 Speaker 1: did we? He told you that, Yeah, he did. He said, 175 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:33,319 Speaker 1: that's the reason he thinks you're not calling him back 176 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:36,440 Speaker 1: is because he plucked one of your hairs on the date. 177 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:42,840 Speaker 1: Oh my, so embarrassing. Don't don't be embarrassing. We all 178 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:46,120 Speaker 1: get a straight hair from now and again. I guess so. 179 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:48,080 Speaker 1: But why would he tell a radio station there's an 180 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:52,360 Speaker 1: email you about it? Well for him, he emailed us 181 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,000 Speaker 1: because he wants to get a hold of you, And 182 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:56,400 Speaker 1: we asked him why he thinks you wouldn't want to 183 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:57,760 Speaker 1: see him again, and that was the only thing he 184 00:08:57,800 --> 00:08:59,160 Speaker 1: could come up with, because he said, you guys had 185 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:03,959 Speaker 1: a really good time other than that. No, no, no, 186 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:07,679 Speaker 1: you didn't have a good time other than that. We did, 187 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:10,040 Speaker 1: but there's just one thing that putting me out. And 188 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:12,800 Speaker 1: it wasn't that he was collecting your hairs one by one. Wait, 189 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:15,400 Speaker 1: hold on, did he tell you he was collecting my hair? No? 190 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:19,120 Speaker 1: I was joking, joke because of the one hair that 191 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:22,959 Speaker 1: he pulled up. Oh my god, my heart skipped. No, 192 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:25,160 Speaker 1: he didn't tell us that he was collecting all of 193 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:27,920 Speaker 1: your hairs. He just thinks that's the one reason you 194 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:30,480 Speaker 1: don't want to see him. I mean, it was completely embarrassing, 195 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:32,719 Speaker 1: but that's not what it was at all. No, so 196 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,839 Speaker 1: there's more to it than that. I don't even know 197 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:37,320 Speaker 1: if I should talk about it, but I don't want 198 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:40,000 Speaker 1: to put his business out there. Well, he wants his 199 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,559 Speaker 1: business put out there, like he actually asked us to 200 00:09:42,679 --> 00:09:44,800 Speaker 1: do this so that his business could be out in 201 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:48,960 Speaker 1: the streets. So he said he's willing to hear whatever 202 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,599 Speaker 1: it is. So if it's on him, then do you 203 00:09:51,679 --> 00:09:54,400 Speaker 1: mind just telling us? Well, okay, so what did he 204 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:56,520 Speaker 1: tell you about the d Well? He told us that 205 00:09:56,559 --> 00:09:59,040 Speaker 1: you guys met through a matchmaker, went to lunch, and 206 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:01,559 Speaker 1: you played a game where you show each other like 207 00:10:01,679 --> 00:10:04,240 Speaker 1: the last photo you took on your phone to try 208 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:07,480 Speaker 1: to break the ice Okay, yeah, it's the first photo. Yeah. 209 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:10,280 Speaker 1: And and and we did that, and he showed me 210 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:14,160 Speaker 1: a picture of his nephew. Okay, and is that a problem? 211 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:16,800 Speaker 1: Is it was a nephew kind of ugly? No? If 212 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:19,839 Speaker 1: no one ne he was cute though deal breaker for me. 213 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:21,880 Speaker 1: Yea if I never want to make my jeans with 214 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:26,480 Speaker 1: that line, nobody kept going on for the next thirty minutes. 215 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:30,839 Speaker 1: He just kept talking about having babies and kids like 216 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:35,720 Speaker 1: he wants he wants kids like now. Yes, he's completely 217 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:39,160 Speaker 1: obsessed with having a baby. That's what I got from it, really, Like, 218 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:41,240 Speaker 1: what did he talk about? Well, he said it was 219 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:43,640 Speaker 1: a dream of his. Anytime he's out and he sees 220 00:10:43,679 --> 00:10:45,480 Speaker 1: something that he likes, his baby clothes, he buys it. 221 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,160 Speaker 1: He has a stash. Yeah, he has a stash and 222 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:50,480 Speaker 1: his help with baby clothes. Are you kidding? He's a single, 223 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:53,599 Speaker 1: single bachelor that has a baby clothes stash, That's what 224 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,280 Speaker 1: he said. He even knows the room that he's going 225 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:59,439 Speaker 1: to convert to the baby room. He's already like nesting 226 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:02,360 Speaker 1: like a no woman, like getting everything ready at the house. 227 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,920 Speaker 1: Yes he is. I mean he told me he can't 228 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:07,480 Speaker 1: wait to hear baby footsteps coming down the hallway, Like 229 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:10,920 Speaker 1: so baby that was like a little bit too much 230 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:14,520 Speaker 1: to share. But I don't know, is it. Is it 231 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:17,760 Speaker 1: refreshing to you to find a guy who's interested obviously 232 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:20,719 Speaker 1: in family life or is that something you don't want? Yes, 233 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:23,240 Speaker 1: refreshing to know that a guy wants to have a family. 234 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:25,440 Speaker 1: Some day I do too, But it's creepy day. It's 235 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:28,199 Speaker 1: collecting baby clothes. He doesn't have a baby. I'd be 236 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:30,480 Speaker 1: aware for a single girl even to say that's true. 237 00:11:30,679 --> 00:11:32,440 Speaker 1: Like if you went over to his house after your 238 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:34,080 Speaker 1: day and you open up the closet, you just see 239 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:39,040 Speaker 1: a bunch of baby clothes. It's not sexy. What was 240 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:42,160 Speaker 1: your response to him? I mean my response was just 241 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,840 Speaker 1: to sit there and to listen to him. I mean 242 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,360 Speaker 1: he talks still talking about how you can't wait to 243 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:52,320 Speaker 1: hear his baby, fake dad at hang on, that's not fair. 244 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:57,439 Speaker 1: Who is it? Oh that's Ethan. Ethan's actually on the 245 00:11:57,520 --> 00:12:01,679 Speaker 1: other line listening and also talk to you. Apparently he 246 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:04,240 Speaker 1: couldn't wait any longer and had to pipe in. No, 247 00:12:04,559 --> 00:12:08,959 Speaker 1: man's nothing wrong with one. They have a baby. You've 248 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,920 Speaker 1: been listening to this the whole time? Yeah, because you 249 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:15,120 Speaker 1: wouldn't return my calls or my text or anything. So 250 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:17,880 Speaker 1: you call radio station. They haven't called me and listle. 251 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:21,920 Speaker 1: I really liked you, and apparently you thought I was weird. 252 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:26,000 Speaker 1: I mean it was really weird talking about a baby 253 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,120 Speaker 1: that you don't have. But thirty minutes. What was that 254 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:31,719 Speaker 1: supposed to say to you? I mean, is it that 255 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:34,079 Speaker 1: weird that you would think about the baby you might 256 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:37,360 Speaker 1: have someday for thirty minutes in that while to talk 257 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:40,559 Speaker 1: about baby? It was I don't know, on a first date, 258 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,480 Speaker 1: even if if I were out with a woman and 259 00:12:42,559 --> 00:12:44,600 Speaker 1: she was like talking about the baby that she wanted 260 00:12:44,679 --> 00:12:47,000 Speaker 1: so badly, that would scare me. It wouldn't I mean, 261 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,800 Speaker 1: obviously wouldn't scare you, Ethan, but it would scare a 262 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:52,080 Speaker 1: lot of dude. Yeah, but like the matchmaker already found 263 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:54,760 Speaker 1: somebody that I knew was like really serious and one 264 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:57,480 Speaker 1: a commitment to, so I just figured it wouldn't scare 265 00:12:57,559 --> 00:13:02,120 Speaker 1: that person off. Well, it scared me, Ethan. I mean, 266 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:04,480 Speaker 1: I think everyone agrees that it's sweet that you're excited 267 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:08,040 Speaker 1: about fatherhood. I just but the collecting of the baby 268 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:12,000 Speaker 1: baby clothes? Do you bring that up often on a 269 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:14,880 Speaker 1: first date? I mean, first off, to call it a 270 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,559 Speaker 1: collection is kind of going a little overboard. It's not 271 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:19,680 Speaker 1: a collection. It's not like I have a room full 272 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:22,760 Speaker 1: of the stuff. Okay, so how many items? If we're 273 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,120 Speaker 1: talking about just anything happened to do with babies? I've 274 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:29,679 Speaker 1: got like fifteen things, but like they're not all like 275 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:34,320 Speaker 1: seven of them are onesies and thinking it's like everybody 276 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,439 Speaker 1: thinks this is a big Joe kaha ho, it's really funny, 277 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:39,920 Speaker 1: but I'm actually prepared for a fatherhod No. I think 278 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,240 Speaker 1: it's great. I just think it's great when you find out, 279 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:45,719 Speaker 1: maybe like two months into a relationship, that you're that 280 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:48,079 Speaker 1: into it. Ethan. You even told me on the date 281 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,400 Speaker 1: that you already picked up the names for your kids already. 282 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:54,559 Speaker 1: How long have you been planning this, Ethan? I don't 283 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,160 Speaker 1: know why you guys think this is weird. I've been 284 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:59,800 Speaker 1: dreaming about having kids since I was a kid. You 285 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:03,160 Speaker 1: are the what are the names of your kids that 286 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:05,040 Speaker 1: you don't have yet? If I can ask? Or is 287 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:07,599 Speaker 1: that a secret? Well? I mean I want to have 288 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:10,120 Speaker 1: a boy and a girl, obviously, obviously, Yeah, and you 289 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:13,320 Speaker 1: get to choose obviously. He said for a boy would 290 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:17,560 Speaker 1: be Ken, and he would name this girl Sanctuary, Sanctuary 291 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:22,320 Speaker 1: and Ken. Yeah. The Ken kind of throws me. Yeah, 292 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:25,160 Speaker 1: it is when you come up with Sanctuary. Where does 293 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,720 Speaker 1: you know? You guys can say whatever you want to say, 294 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:30,520 Speaker 1: But I'm probably the only guy in this room on 295 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:34,200 Speaker 1: this fall that's actually preparing for a childhood. I'm not embarrassed, 296 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,080 Speaker 1: but I thought, I'm not ashamed about that, and I 297 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:39,280 Speaker 1: don't think that people should should reject me because of it. 298 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:42,640 Speaker 1: You know, I actually agree with what you're saying. I 299 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:46,400 Speaker 1: do eat in it. I mean, he knows what he wants. 300 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:48,880 Speaker 1: He maybe gave you way too much information on the 301 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:52,520 Speaker 1: first date, and that's his bad for oversharing. But I 302 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:57,120 Speaker 1: didn't play on having a girl named Sanctuary. Yeah, that 303 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,920 Speaker 1: one you need to negotiate for sure, available we could 304 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:03,160 Speaker 1: hawk Well, Elyssa, would you like to go out with 305 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:06,240 Speaker 1: Ethan on another date? We will pay for it. I 306 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:08,480 Speaker 1: don't know about all this. It doesn't think where you 307 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:11,280 Speaker 1: all it's crazy. It's creepy. No, not at all, like 308 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:13,760 Speaker 1: every dude that I've known when we were kids, Like 309 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:17,360 Speaker 1: we would just sit around the playground and talk about 310 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,920 Speaker 1: the kids we were going to have one day and 311 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,880 Speaker 1: did they collect clothing? Yeah, of course, it's a totally 312 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,520 Speaker 1: normal dude thing. It's a little overwhelming, but I don't 313 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:30,560 Speaker 1: think that it's creepy. I mean, Alyssa, I feel like 314 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:32,480 Speaker 1: you're not giving me a chance. I feel like we 315 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,320 Speaker 1: should go out again because I have proven to you 316 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:37,040 Speaker 1: that I'm an honest, straightforward guy and that I have 317 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:40,960 Speaker 1: a long term plan. And his clock is ticking, Alyssa, 318 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:45,840 Speaker 1: he doesn't have as much time. I guess, Well, one 319 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:48,640 Speaker 1: more date wouldn't hurt. Oh, so you'll do it. You'll 320 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:50,600 Speaker 1: go out with Ethan one more time. I said yes, 321 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,640 Speaker 1: Please don't ask me a game before shas on mine. 322 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:57,280 Speaker 1: Congratulations Ethan, Oh, thank you, thank you so much. I'm 323 00:15:57,320 --> 00:16:00,600 Speaker 1: so excited, and thank you Alyssa for giving me another chance. 324 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:04,000 Speaker 1: And we can talk about thank you. Worried. Well, we'll 325 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:08,480 Speaker 1: discuss names later. I'm just kidding. I'm not going to 326 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:13,240 Speaker 1: talk about the kids again. Well, good luck you guys, 327 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:17,840 Speaker 1: keep us updated. Okay, thank you guys, and Alyssa. If 328 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:23,120 Speaker 1: he says he's on the pill, don't believe him. Broken 329 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,080 Speaker 1: jewel in the morning.