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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so deep breath, you know, because I'm working

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Speaker 1: And I say and I say water, mm hmm, with

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Speaker 4: Is it? Haw? Is it making your galoshes hotter?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no oh those oh yeah, those are my

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Speaker 3: I'm picking them out of my totails. You're picking your

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm picking my gloshes out of my toenails because

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Speaker 1: to go. Yeah, so you're picking your No, they weren't work. No,

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Speaker 1: they weren't working. Hayze, No, none.

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Speaker 2: Of the spells work.

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Speaker 7: Well and that's yes, an excuse positive form.

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Speaker 4: The scarlet the scarlet B word.

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Speaker 3: Imagine, dude, imagine what the scarlet word would be?

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Speaker 4: Can you imagine?

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Speaker 4: Oh it's the scarlet B word. I'm just imagined.

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Speaker 2: You can't spell bread without DeBras.

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Speaker 9: Famously known for making people a lot of money.

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Speaker 1: We don't care about, you know, the content so much

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Speaker 8: Three busy bread Bros.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, popped out and scurried away.

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Speaker 9: You had a speechless You had us all holding our breath.

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Speaker 3: So, Kevin, do any date? You just like throw out

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Speaker 9: But it wasn't. But wasn't it you?

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Speaker 8: Who it was? You looked you? Someone had to take

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Speaker 4: Oh that was Sean.

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Speaker 2: I had to do something with my my baby.

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Speaker 3: This baby doesn't go anywhere. It's like a baby. It

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Speaker 9: You can I say something? Can I say something?

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Speaker 2: Let me let me think about it.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'd like to take a beat.

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Speaker 8: We can debate whether or not Alyssa can say something.

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Speaker 6: Sorry, in the past.

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Speaker 4: And there's so why and it just for everyone.

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Speaker 10: Okay, sometimes they're smiling, sometimes they're scowling.

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Speaker 6: I'm currently booked that day.

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Speaker 8: I am as well going to be booked that day.

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Speaker 10: That you're being called in Alyssa, You're being called in.

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Speaker 9: Agreed, I agree, I agree completely, Sean.

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Speaker 6: Is there anything you feel that you could be accountable for?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I.

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Speaker 8: Okay, so what do we need to do? Do we

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Speaker 1: Do need to like that would be powerful if anyone

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Speaker 9: I think we need to be asking to speak before

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Speaker 3: Tried to do earlier, putting some thought into this is important,

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Speaker 4: I think we can just say it. We talked a.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, they made us give the money back that they made.

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Speaker 10: It was really funny though, to do that whole podcast

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Speaker 1: Kevin does every damn episode knowing he's canceled little freak show.

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Speaker 1: So the more the longer it takes to schedule, the

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Speaker 2: We got a show killed.

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Speaker 9: Wow, this one's going to get me assassinated society.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess our show can make a difference. Do

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Speaker 3: Brus See that's exactly how I said it. This is

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Speaker 8: I am this is seriously.

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Speaker 10: Hand Murredelli, this is seriously unprecedented. Is this seriously our

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Speaker 9: Tune tune my news out.

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Speaker 1: I was just talking about like busyness and the and

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Speaker 2: And you know we're very busy too.

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Speaker 4: Is the fun part of getting your No, that's.

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Speaker 5: That's the funny talk right now, having fun getting my

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Speaker 6: That possibility is out there will entice the viewer.

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Speaker 8: Oh, Simpson said that.

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Speaker 3: Also want to just stay like pretty neutral on on that.

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Speaker 6: So do I.

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Speaker 6: Still we're still going to like the grill out like.

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Speaker 3: For exactly, and we still carry like their reputation and

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Speaker 2: We're part of the community, and you're always going to

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Speaker 9: Can you still drive the Earwolf mobile around town promoting

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Speaker 5: And it's half Now there's sort of like an ad deal,

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Speaker 5: so it's half Insomnia cookies, half your wolves. You are

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Speaker 5: mostly driving around cookies to people on campus, and.

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Speaker 2: I'm not allowed to listen to podcasts while I'm in there.

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Speaker 1: The ultimate irony, isn't it delicious?

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Speaker 6: What am I reading? The New Yorker?

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Speaker 10: True that this is an impression, This is an impression

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Speaker 2: Here's here's me reading a New Yorker cartoon. Wait, who's

455
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Speaker 2: saying that?

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Speaker 6: Here's here's me read a New york cartoon. Wait the

457
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Speaker 6: therapist did what.

458
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Speaker 9: Here's me, Here's me reading a New Yorker cartoon. What

459
00:23:56,400 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 9: are these random letters and numbers? I can't read? Man?

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00:24:09,359 --> 00:24:11,000
Speaker 6: Random?

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Speaker 4: Kevin, do you have any more dates? You have to

462
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:14,320
Speaker 4: look like you have something you want?

463
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Speaker 8: And also, Kevin, you could do you reading a New

464
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:16,960
Speaker 8: Yorker cartoon?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Kevin, I I have won more. If you want it,

466
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Speaker 1: I have one more reading. I'll take Sean as soon

467
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Speaker 1: of me.

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Speaker 2: Okay, this is Kevin reading a New Yorker cartoon. This

469
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Speaker 2: came out well.

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Speaker 12: My way message used to be rip Grandpa. I never

471
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:35,399
Speaker 12: met him. He died twenty years before I was born.

472
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,520
Speaker 12: But I think it like I got a lot of

473
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Speaker 12: sympathy from people.

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Speaker 3: Say so sorry, oh my god, yes, that's really good.

475
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Speaker 4: I think the assumption was like I was worked up

476
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Speaker 4: with that with that gaper, Like.

477
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Speaker 12: Okay, here's another date, Tuesday, January second, twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 4: Mm.

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Speaker 6: That's really close to my birthday. So I don't know

480
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Speaker 6: if I can.

481
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Speaker 8: Yeah, it's Beach's birthday week.

482
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Speaker 1: So birthday episode, I do birthday making Met's birthday.

483
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Speaker 6: My birthday is in six days. So if anyone has.

484
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Speaker 5: Anything, anyone to give me or any advice, no advice,

485
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Speaker 5: I got it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, No, Well, now I'm just wondering what I am

487
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:19,040
Speaker 1: wondering about Kevin's idea because I liked Metra's initial pitch,

488
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Speaker 1: but it felt like it was missing something. And I

489
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Speaker 1: wonder if I could say, like, my grandpa's getting his

490
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,920
Speaker 1: gaper filled by Bart Simpson in Heaven.

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Speaker 8: Or Marge Simpson.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, so then it's his own great grandfather.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I could do January third.

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Speaker 2: You can do you can do the third.

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Speaker 10: I can't say the I'm just gonna go ahead and

496
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Speaker 10: say that I cannot do January sixth because you'll be doing.

497
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Speaker 2: It because I'm going to finish the job.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, Okay, February twenty third is a Friday. It's also

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Speaker 12: my half birthday. How does that look for everyone?

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Speaker 6: Twenty third? I don't love a prime number.

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Speaker 8: And is it a leap year because that does make

502
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Speaker 8: a big difference.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it is.

504
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Speaker 8: It is a leap year.

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Speaker 2: That's gonna fuck us.

506
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Speaker 6: That's kind of gonna mess.

507
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Speaker 5: I'm unavailable for the leap year, so we probably move

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Speaker 5: into twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 6: If that's wait twenty four that I did. I was

510
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Speaker 6: journaling the other day and I did.

511
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Speaker 5: Date it as twenty twenty five, so twenty five met

512
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Speaker 5: to me, it's twenty twenty five.

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Speaker 8: That's like when people ask me how old I am,

514
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Speaker 8: and I go twenty four.

515
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Speaker 9: I told someone I was twenty four the other day.

516
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,200
Speaker 9: It's like put it on a form.

517
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Speaker 8: It's like it's just the brand stopped there.

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Speaker 1: I was, Oh, I'm still writing I'm twenty four years

519
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Speaker 1: old on all my checks.

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Speaker 8: I'm still writing I'm twenty four on all your checks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm still ready. I'm yeah, I'm.

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Speaker 9: Still writing I'm sixteen on all those message.

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Speaker 3: Your half birthdays at February twenty third, Kevin, I just.

524
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Speaker 9: Want to know, you know, so that makes your full

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Speaker 9: birthday November forty six.

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Speaker 12: That's right.

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Speaker 3: So we're gonna need that day like if we have

528
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Speaker 3: like I don't know what we'll if we'll have like

529
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 3: bad news to deliver to Kevin or something, but we're

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Speaker 3: gonna have to do it on that day because any

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Speaker 3: other day, any day.

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Speaker 4: It's not his birthday.

533
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Speaker 3: He's like very sad and like very like not in

534
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 3: a place where he can get like any negative information

535
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 3: at all on his birthday. There are no rule no

536
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Speaker 3: one's allowed to like like like be mean to him

537
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:46,800
Speaker 3: or anything on his like actual birthday, of course, and

538
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Speaker 3: he doesn't have to go to school. His half birthday

539
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:53,119
Speaker 3: is kind of like baseline day. We just have to

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Speaker 3: like get everything in on.

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Speaker 1: That's when we kind of unload on him. He's so

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Speaker 1: fragile the rest of the year.

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Speaker 3: That's where he's like kind of emotionally like totally in

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Speaker 3: harmony is on his half birthday.

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Speaker 12: And on my birthday, I can take a field trip

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Speaker 12: wherever I want.

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Speaker 4: Into any home, he says.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Kevin, I do think it's interesting that you do

549
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Speaker 1: make a point of saying that you can go anywhere

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Speaker 1: you want on your field trip, but you have gone

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Speaker 1: to Dax Shepherd's podcast recording studio for the past five

552
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 1: years in a row.

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Speaker 12: I'm trying to be an armchair expert. He did catch

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Speaker 12: me sniff in the seat, which.

555
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 6: Seat the armchair seat or the toylet.

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00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 3: That's not Yeah, that's not the type of expertise like becoming.

557
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 4: An expert on the armchair. I don't think like, yeah,

558
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 4: taking a big whiff of the seed.

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Speaker 12: Is becoming a cushion expert. Yeah, the guest seat. Every

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Speaker 12: year for my birthday go to a Dax's house. I

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00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 12: bring three cans of chewing tobacco. I do a little

562
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Speaker 12: bit of all of them, which is what he did

563
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Speaker 12: when he came to your wolf and I recorded him,

564
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 12: so I try to, like I cut off my sleeves.

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Speaker 12: I have three different.

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Speaker 6: Cans of flight of chewing tobacco.

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00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 12: Yeah, I do a flight of chew.

568
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 8: Sort of a what do they call it a.

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Speaker 6: Flight?

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00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would a flight kind of nailed it.

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00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:22,560
Speaker 2: We could punch it down a little bit.

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00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 8: Yeah, I would like to punch it down personally.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's I'm actually I specialize in.

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Speaker 8: That like a breast.

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Speaker 6: Oh yes, but with many breads, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Sort of sampler platter yeah yeah.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, chee.

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Speaker 6: The factory bread platter has the pumper nickel and the regular.

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Speaker 8: Yes, yes it does. And you know what is really good?

580
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Speaker 6: Of course that's the classic O.

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Speaker 5: Lather it up with the bread, fill yourself up before

582
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Speaker 5: your two launentrees come out so good.

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Speaker 12: So I bring my three cans of chew. I cut

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Speaker 12: off my sleeves and then I asked the engineer if

585
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Speaker 12: they can turn only me up in my headphone.

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Speaker 6: What's wrong with that?

587
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 4: I don't know.

588
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 12: But when they say that, I don't know if I

589
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:14,960
Speaker 12: can do that, there's going to be a problem.

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Speaker 4: Are you holding up a fireplace like so?

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00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no video. Took a big long lighter. Yeah,

592
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 1: it's like a grill laer for sure.

593
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Speaker 3: She's Oh my god, she's she's loading snugs of herb

594
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Speaker 3: into a big green egg.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, she's smoking that that.

596
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Speaker 8: That doin. She's letting up a big fat doin.

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Speaker 2: No, she is. She's puffing the zazza. No, she's puffing

598
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Speaker 2: the zaza. You guys, she's blowing bush.

599
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 8: She's zouted off the zazza.

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00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 9: She's turtled off the turbans.

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Speaker 2: Kings and queens. She's blowing bush the gentleman style.

602
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 8: She's spoken at us.

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Speaker 12: She was she.

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Speaker 1: Then creepy we be It's legit as if she is

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Speaker 1: one of the figures inside of the screenplay that was

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Speaker 1: written by Hugh Grant's character inside of the movie The Gentleman.

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Speaker 10: Don't get the reference, must get some of those don't I.

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00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 9: Know who I know who Hugh Grant is screen?

609
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 4: Well, you never seen him like this, You've never seen writer.

610
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Speaker 3: You thought it's not your it's not your Grandpy's Hugh Grant.

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00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 8: Sorry, I only watched Wednesday on Netflix.

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Speaker 4: R I P. Sorry, Kevin, I didn't mean to bring

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Speaker 4: up your grandpe r P.

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Speaker 9: There should be a movie called Hugh Grant. She started

615
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Speaker 9: a movie called Huge Grandpa. Why not, right? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So, Alyssa, Alyssa, thank you so much. Do please ask

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00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 1: for permission to say that in the future.

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Speaker 4: That would have been an automatic Yes, for sure.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, but you did not even know what I was

620
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Speaker 9: gonna say earlier, and that's what's so hilarious. Sorry to

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Speaker 9: Hilario Baldwin.

622
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 8: I was just gonna say so, Hilario Baldwin.

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Speaker 10: Wait, by the way, I just saw the video of

624
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:23,160
Speaker 10: Alec Baldwin begging people to follow her on Instagram.

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00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 8: Did you guys see this video?

626
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 5: No?

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00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 4: Pull it up, Kevin, pull it up, keV.

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Speaker 9: Let watch video I've ever seen, keV.

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Speaker 2: This might save the episode. Pull this up.

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Speaker 14: Hey, everybody, it's December. Do that again. It's just everybody,

631
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Speaker 14: it's January fifth, Oh, my wife's birthday. It is my

632
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Speaker 14: wife birthday tomorrow, January sixth. We don't attach the same

633
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Speaker 14: significance to January sixth than other people do. We just

634
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 14: say to Lauria's birthday, I would like to ask you

635
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Speaker 14: a favor. I would like to ask you a small favor,

636
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 14: and that is my wife is just it seems like

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Speaker 14: she's just centimeters shy of a million followers on Instagram.

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Speaker 14: And I would like to ask you, as a birthday

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Speaker 14: gift or even just gesture to my wife, would you

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Speaker 14: follow her on Instagram? Obviously I love my wife.

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00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 15: Obviously, I'm crazy that my wife obviously, blah blah blah,

642
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:38,960
Speaker 15: all the things we all say about people were in

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Speaker 15: love with. My wife's the most fabulous person I've ever

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Speaker 15: met in my whole life.

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Speaker 8: That's true.

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00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:45,480
Speaker 14: That's true.

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00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 6: True, that's true.

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Speaker 4: That's true. That's true. And I just need to say

649
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Speaker 4: that that is as many of.

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Speaker 5: You as possible, because she's holding a gun on the

651
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Speaker 5: other side of the camera.

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Speaker 14: Such of people to follow my wife on Instagram.

653
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 4: Look how many scissors are in the.

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Speaker 6: Thinking that.

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Speaker 9: Did you do that for me? Would you do that?

656
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 9: He's being trump?

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00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, you end the video and the video.

658
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Speaker 9: And I'm so close to coming. I have we have

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Speaker 9: to end the video.

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Speaker 8: I would like a great, great organs of people to follow.

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Speaker 6: And I love her. That's true, that's true.

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Speaker 9: Blah blah blah, all the things you say about people

663
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Speaker 9: you love.

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Speaker 1: Whatever centimeters shy.

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Speaker 4: Obviously we could give her extra centimeters. I like my wife.

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Speaker 9: He's measuring. He's measuring how close he is, how close

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Speaker 9: she is to having a million followers? In how you

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00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,840
Speaker 9: measure cervix when it's.

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Speaker 10: Yes, it's like there are numbers that can be attached

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Speaker 10: to how close she's a million.

671
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Speaker 9: But he went he's imagining measuring her vagina.

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Speaker 8: That's what he's doing.

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Speaker 9: You guys.

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Speaker 5: I fill a little form saying that I wanted to

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Speaker 5: join a boxing gym, and they've called me like ten

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Speaker 5: times in the past three days and they won't stop

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Speaker 5: texting me, and I don't want to know anymore.

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Speaker 8: Well, the bad news is they're gonna.

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Speaker 6: Beat you up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not the kind of place you want to

681
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 2: turn your back.

682
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 9: Yeah, their their boxer.

683
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,400
Speaker 1: You don't want to join it, just come once and

684
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:33,319
Speaker 1: you'll get a very good boxing lesson, a.

685
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:34,880
Speaker 9: Boxing lesson you'll never forget.

686
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 6: Hey, it's Michelle again.

687
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,359
Speaker 9: Oh god, not Michelle.

688
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 6: Michelle with one L texted me again.

689
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,319
Speaker 8: Just now it's always one ol.

690
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:47,480
Speaker 1: Hey was just punching a thing and thinking about you.

691
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 2: No, so many texts, there's so long. That's like a

692
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 2: text I send, disgusting.

693
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 9: That's like the text you send to women you have

694
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:00,879
Speaker 9: on the podcast at night.

695
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,759
Speaker 2: I like to get all the information out. No, no, no,

696
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 2: go on the shell.

697
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 1: Is I've dished it out of you. If I should

698
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:14,480
Speaker 1: be able to take it.

699
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 4: Really taking heat on this show, I respect Michelle.

700
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 6: She just needs to leave me alone.

701
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:24,359
Speaker 8: Well, Mitrent, you made a fatal mistake. You filled out

702
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 8: a form and as we all know, that is a

703
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,839
Speaker 8: binding contract being contacted.

704
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 6: I do regret being interested in trying something new.

705
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:37,839
Speaker 2: It's never gone well.

706
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,279
Speaker 5: I can't block the number, but I do. There is

707
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,279
Speaker 5: a part of me that is like I did want

708
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 5: to try boxing.

709
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 8: I know I want to try it as well.

710
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:49,319
Speaker 3: It's going to mess up your It's going to mess

711
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 3: up your whole your whole pottery style.

712
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 4: That's what I'm really worried about.

713
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 3: Or you're just gonna sit next to the heavy bag

714
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 3: and just kind of like put a hand on either

715
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 3: side of it and like trying to like shape it.

716
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,320
Speaker 6: Videos of me wailing on a bag of clay.

717
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 10: I think I need a new hobby. Alyssa's got her

718
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,719
Speaker 10: new hobbies. Mitra has her new hobbies.

719
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 4: I don't know is this are we talking about?

720
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 3: Alyssa is the hobby at this point?

721
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,800
Speaker 9: Like for about two hours every morning. I just shoved

722
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,919
Speaker 9: my tongue in the hole where the tooth broke off,

723
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:29,840
Speaker 9: and it feels really amazing. I like to feel the pain. No,

724
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:31,080
Speaker 9: I started horseback riding.

725
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,920
Speaker 2: Oh wow, does the horse No, I don't know what

726
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:35,279
Speaker 2: that means.

727
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:39,240
Speaker 4: Spell.

728
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:41,360
Speaker 2: It's like the shape of something you might.

729
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 9: Say, non consensual horseback riding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

730
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 9: I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

731
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:51,920
Speaker 8: I'm just kidding.

732
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 1: I think that's important because the same way that Alec

733
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:56,440
Speaker 1: Baldwin has to say, and that is true, and that

734
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 1: is true, true, I do love my wife, and that

735
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:02,400
Speaker 1: is true. When we are kidding, I think we should

736
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 1: have to say and we are kidding, and the horses

737
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:06,439
Speaker 1: and the horses do uh.

738
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 6: Okay.

739
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 5: Starting now, I'm kidding for the rest of the episode,

740
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 5: I'll be kidding before.

741
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 2: Serious, Kevin, I'm going to be kidding.

742
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:21,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to be kidding for the next three minutes.

743
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 5: Well next nineteen minutes. We're going in the full hour

744
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 5: nineteen minutes. Jodi Picoult novel. Anyone read that?

745
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 14: No?

746
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:28,879
Speaker 6: No, that a school ship?

747
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 12: It's in my cart?

748
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 6: Is it really?

749
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:32,839
Speaker 4: Okay?

750
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:33,400
Speaker 9: I'm kidding?

751
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 12: Sorry, Okay, guys, time.

752
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 8: For a game. It's called What's in your Cart? Everybody say,

753
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 8: what's in their cart?

754
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:41,840
Speaker 6: What's in your cart? Sandy?

755
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:43,880
Speaker 8: Forty pounds of cat litter?

756
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 4: What kind?

757
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:53,600
Speaker 8: Yeah? You know, I'm being that pote letter smells amazing.

758
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,360
Speaker 6: I have a neon green string biki.

759
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:02,800
Speaker 4: Wow, you guys get together.

760
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:08,719
Speaker 7: Imagine were rolling around in that cat swimming around. But

761
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:16,319
Speaker 7: I can't like doing like Busby Berkeley style choreographed performance.

762
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:17,440
Speaker 6: Stomp.

763
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 4: Wow.

764
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, m that's my cart and to two twelve packs

765
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 5: of spin drifts.

766
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,439
Speaker 4: They're spiking it these days. Look out, I just saw

767
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 4: the store.

768
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,719
Speaker 9: There's alcohol spin drift. Is that what you mean?

769
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:36,560
Speaker 4: Yes?

770
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is bike crazy.

771
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 9: That's the craziest fucking thing I've ever heard of my

772
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 9: entire life.

773
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 2: Well, you gotta go out more.

774
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:50,000
Speaker 1: Actually, you got to come on this show more because

775
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 1: we talk about some of the most twisted and fucked

776
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 1: up stuff happening in society today, and like the spin

777
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,719
Speaker 1: drift thing is the tip of the iceberg.

778
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 2: But there is.

779
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,840
Speaker 1: But there is a guy with a syringe full at

780
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:06,840
Speaker 1: tequila who is going around and spiking.

781
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:09,839
Speaker 2: All the spin drifts at the school. Really, yeah, there

782
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:10,319
Speaker 2: is a guy.

783
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, so for kids on Halloween, they get there, they

784
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:16,920
Speaker 3: get their precious spin drifts and then its spiked with

785
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 3: a tequila.

786
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,800
Speaker 2: You think it's in local news again?

787
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:22,680
Speaker 8: Do you guys remember those emails that would go around

788
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:23,239
Speaker 8: where it was.

789
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 10: Like, when you go to the gas station, be careful

790
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 10: because people are putting syringes under the handle and it

791
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:29,720
Speaker 10: has aids in them.

792
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:37,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember sending those emails. I remember

793
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 1: being pretty proud of that email when I had that idea.

794
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 3: If Kevin doesn't say this is like, it's actually medically

795
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,400
Speaker 3: harmful for if he just like stores it up for

796
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 3: too long, like it makes the face that he's about

797
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 3: to say something, and he doesn't get to like release it,

798
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,840
Speaker 3: it actually is really bad for him and it hurts.

799
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,040
Speaker 12: Thank you, Hayes. I just wanted to share screen what's

800
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 12: in my cart.

801
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 9: That's amazing.

802
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:04,240
Speaker 12: Last purchased this is what I'm buying another one video.

803
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 12: But yeah, it's a green screen, uh face masking gloves

804
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:15,920
Speaker 12: so I can rob other green screens and not get caught.

805
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:24,439
Speaker 3: This face masking glove by the way, oh my cart, Uh.

806
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 5: You don't have to share, but but you do a

807
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:28,720
Speaker 5: full green screen head covering in gloves.

808
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:32,800
Speaker 3: It's just making me think about how so Kevin recently

809
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 3: released a two part video project that, uh was a

810
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:46,080
Speaker 3: it was a short film, right, yeah about a podcast.

811
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 3: Doesn't really involve our show at all, but it is

812
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:51,240
Speaker 3: on our Patreon for some reason, and I noticed people

813
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:53,799
Speaker 3: pointing out like it would have been nice to have

814
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,840
Speaker 3: like a best of twenty twenty two or something.

815
00:41:58,120 --> 00:41:59,799
Speaker 12: Yeah, it kind of mean spirited too.

816
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:04,400
Speaker 3: I guess they're just saying they're they're paying, They're just

817
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 3: saying like what they want. And I'm sort of wondering

818
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 3: if whatever this green screen mask and gloves is going towards.

819
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,360
Speaker 2: I think it's going to pivot it to be related

820
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 2: to this.

821
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:21,799
Speaker 4: Is this the best of twenty twenty two? Okay, you're

822
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 4: a babe.

823
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 9: I want to ask maybe you should call this episode

824
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:29,240
Speaker 9: best of twenty twenty two so that that's great.

825
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:33,440
Speaker 2: Mad at Us that's a great that's really smart. Kevin

826
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:37,919
Speaker 2: and Alyssa said it twenty two perfect the fact.

827
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:39,840
Speaker 6: Put it in quotes, put it in quotes.

828
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 3: She said it, and she didn't even ask permission to say,

829
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:45,880
Speaker 3: to do this horrible thing to our listeners.

830
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 4: But now it's done.

831
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

832
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:51,280
Speaker 10: Wait, I just want to say, Kevin's got some really

833
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:55,759
Speaker 10: cool stuff in his cart, temporary tattoo paper like you

834
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:56,399
Speaker 10: print them.

835
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 12: I have vibes locked in for this year.

836
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, he has hair detangler spray and temporary tattoo paper,

837
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 3: which is that is a chronological order. He does need

838
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 3: to use its body hair detagling spray in order to

839
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 3: just kind of like create the conditions for the temporary

840
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 3: tattoo to be a plot.

841
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:17,920
Speaker 6: Clear the path.

842
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 9: No one asked what's in my cart?

843
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 6: What's in your cart?

844
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:25,120
Speaker 8: Of course, what's in your Cardalsta?

845
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 9: It's a I still haven't bought it, and I've been

846
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 9: telling me tri I meant to. I told me t

847
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:33,719
Speaker 9: I was gonna buy it. And it is a helmet

848
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 9: type situation.

849
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:37,240
Speaker 6: Well, it's like a helmet pillow.

850
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 9: It's like a sleeping helmet, which is I'm realizing a joke,

851
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:45,759
Speaker 9: a joke from three busy DeBras where I wear a

852
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 9: sleeping helmet, and now I'm admitting that I am intending

853
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 9: to purchase.

854
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 4: Wait, what is it? It's with the two thing. I

855
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:56,839
Speaker 4: think it. I think it's time. Whatever happened, we need

856
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:57,719
Speaker 4: to and it would and.

857
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 9: It would be the second purchase of my That's like

858
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 9: a comfort helmet.

859
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 8: The image of the person using it is really it's

860
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:13,840
Speaker 8: really scary.

861
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 2: It's good because you can scare.

862
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 12: This is the photo I'm going to use to promote

863
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:22,800
Speaker 12: the episode.

864
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 9: A free one Ostrich pillow. If you want to send

865
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:27,920
Speaker 9: me a free one. I have four thousand followers on

866
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 9: Instagram and zero views on my stories, but I will

867
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:33,799
Speaker 9: gladly take a free Ostrich pillow. Thank you.

868
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 1: So could to describe the picture of someone using it,

869
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 1: imagine if, like remember when someone would fall asleep put

870
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 1: their head on their desk in school. Imagine if they

871
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:49,840
Speaker 1: did that, but then their head disappeared. That's sort of

872
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:50,640
Speaker 1: what you're seeing.

873
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 10: It sort of looks like a gray bell pepper with

874
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:56,759
Speaker 10: space for your nose and mouth.

875
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:59,479
Speaker 8: And for your arms to go in it. At the top.

876
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can put your hands in these little pockets

877
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 1: in what I am going to call the alien I

878
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 1: section of the sleeping helmet.

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00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 10: And I love the spinning globe gif because that way

880
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,280
Speaker 10: it just shows how long she's asleep.

881
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:18,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it shows that they are completely still and that

882
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:22,880
Speaker 1: you should be concerned about whether they are alive because.

883
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaker 2: The rest of the world moves.

884
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:27,880
Speaker 10: And then there's the tagline ten years of resting anywhere.

885
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:34,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, and anywhere anywhere in the image is signified by

886
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:40,480
Speaker 3: a spinning globe next to a possibly dead user of

887
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 3: this pillow.

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00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,880
Speaker 10: And is the goal to use it like at a

889
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:48,399
Speaker 10: desk the way they're using it.

890
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,239
Speaker 9: I intend to use it in the.

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00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 4: Bed, it says anywhere anywhere.

892
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:56,880
Speaker 5: And I do like the big mouth right in the middle,

893
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 5: just open and whole, gorgeous.

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00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 2: Big old gaper.

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00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 6: Big old gaper got a very big old paper reporting

896
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Speaker 6: for duties. Hollywood, Hamburg