WEBVTT - 1 - Intrepid Space Explorers

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<v Speaker 1>Mag Mill was a production of I Heart Radio and

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<v Speaker 1>Bamford Productions. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, work,

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<v Speaker 1>God damn it. Come on the fuck won't you go? Faster?

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<v Speaker 1>Fuel reserves below acceptable level. I fucking know that already.

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<v Speaker 1>Just make it work good. How the hell do you

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<v Speaker 1>do this, Jenna? Just one more minute, you can do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Unidentified object approaching? Fuck? Fuck fuck? How long do we have? Collision? In?

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<v Speaker 1>Approximately thirties seconds? Fuck engage warp engine warning, insufficient fuel

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<v Speaker 1>for maximum efficients. Just fucking do it. Yes, come on, baby,

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<v Speaker 1>you can do this. Just hang on. We're almost there.

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<v Speaker 1>We can do this. Warning almost come on Almost. Mag

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<v Speaker 1>Mill Episode one, Intrepid Space Explorers. Good morning, Magmal crew.

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<v Speaker 1>Today is March. You are currently one hundred kilometers from

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<v Speaker 1>the helix Nebula. Congratulations, ladies. After seven hundred fifty four days,

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<v Speaker 1>today is the day your mission finally comes to fruition.

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<v Speaker 1>My head. M hmmm. I don't want to go to

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<v Speaker 1>school today. Just ten more minutes, proteus, there is no

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<v Speaker 1>educational work currently scheduled for the day, Jenna. Perhaps you

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<v Speaker 1>are mistaken. It was a joke, dude, God, After two years,

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<v Speaker 1>you think it grow a sense of humor. After two years,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd think you would understand the one I was programmed with.

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<v Speaker 1>Ha ha, very funny. Hey, what's that smell? Sydney is prepared?

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<v Speaker 1>Are in breakfast in the galley? You, ladies have a

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<v Speaker 1>big day ahead of you, so she wanted to make

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<v Speaker 1>sure you were well nourished. Great, tell her I'll be

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<v Speaker 1>there in a minute. And how many times do I

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<v Speaker 1>have to tell you stop calling us ladies. We are

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<v Speaker 1>interplanetary scientists turning the grade unknown, not the real housewives

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<v Speaker 1>about her space. I beg your pardon, ladies. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>funck off? How lady like? Said Prodigust is being a

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<v Speaker 1>prick again? Well there she is, Good morning, sleep ahead,

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<v Speaker 1>ready for your big day? Yes, mom, I'm so excited

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<v Speaker 1>for the first day of school. Well, I made you

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<v Speaker 1>breakfast because you know we are going to be busy later.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. Who bacon and eggs? Looks like someone went

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<v Speaker 1>through the trouble re hydrating the good stuff. Today must

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<v Speaker 1>be a special occasion if you're not a fan. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no, I am all about it. I'm just glad

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<v Speaker 1>you went through all that and not me, because we

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<v Speaker 1>both know I would have given up on step too,

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<v Speaker 1>But man, am I starving? Clearly? Try breathing between each bite.

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<v Speaker 1>It's easier that way. Okay, after you're done, we have

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<v Speaker 1>to double check the sensors on the aft end before

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<v Speaker 1>we do anything else. I did that last week, and

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<v Speaker 1>I did the week before. But the electrical storm this

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<v Speaker 1>morning really missed some of them up. I'm sorry, electrical storm.

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<v Speaker 1>You slept through it as pretty usual. But I was

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<v Speaker 1>already awake anyway when we passed through. Why didn't you

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<v Speaker 1>wake me up? It wasn't a big deal. I was

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<v Speaker 1>perfectly capable of handling it on my own. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's my job, and if anything went wrong, I

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<v Speaker 1>should have been there. But nothing went wrong. I told

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<v Speaker 1>you I had it covered right. T Sid handled it wonderfully.

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<v Speaker 1>Still wake me next time, okay, sure, And she says,

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<v Speaker 1>how many of those have we been through in the

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<v Speaker 1>past few weeks? Five or six? Seven? But who's counting?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the damage to my baby from the storm? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>doing fine, Thank you? The ship? How was the ship?

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<v Speaker 1>The Magmas sustained slight damage to the whole, but nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>I hadn't already initiated auto repairs on as SID mentioned, sensors,

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<v Speaker 1>are misaligned and require your expert touch. And he doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>mean banging on the panels until it does what you want.

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<v Speaker 1>I definitely do not mean that. Please do not damage

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<v Speaker 1>my shift, right, alright, alright, I got it. Anything else,

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<v Speaker 1>no other damage to report? Well, yes, there's one thing.

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<v Speaker 1>What one thing? This one? The storm? I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it felt different, different how, I don't know, It's just

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<v Speaker 1>it made me feel weird. I just had a feeling

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm in a dream or someone was stepping over

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<v Speaker 1>my grave or something. Well, Jesus, that's morbid. And hey,

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<v Speaker 1>the good news is you're not dead. The bad news

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<v Speaker 1>is that everything feels different up here, said, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just it's silly. I know. Look, don't your mind

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, now, girl, Okay, sefty plus days in and

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<v Speaker 1>you've held it together for this long. You can't fall

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<v Speaker 1>apart on me on the literal day that we've been

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<v Speaker 1>waiting for. I know, it's probably just nerves. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>it's so excited. It's here, It's it's actually here. Oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe we are finally going to see it,

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<v Speaker 1>to the first people in history to ever see the

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<v Speaker 1>helix nebula. I mean there's photos ready, but in a

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<v Speaker 1>person you know what I mean? This is huge. I've

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<v Speaker 1>been studying it since I was a kid, and now

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<v Speaker 1>I get to be the first person to ever see

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<v Speaker 1>it up close. Second person, Okay, forget who is piloting

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<v Speaker 1>the ship. Okay, regardless, we get to literally look into

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<v Speaker 1>the eye of God. How freaking exciting. Yeah, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>ball of gas. Granted, a gigantic ball of gas almost

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<v Speaker 1>five light years away from home, but gas. Nonetheless, how

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<v Speaker 1>are you're not freaking out? We have spent the last

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<v Speaker 1>two years working towards this. This is going to be

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<v Speaker 1>one of the greatest scientific discoveries of our time, and

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<v Speaker 1>all you can say is b gas. Yeah, yeah, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it is pretty cool. Okay. I already talked to the

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<v Speaker 1>lighthouse this morning and they said that, oh you already

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<v Speaker 1>talked to Command Jesus. How really did you get up?

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<v Speaker 1>It's like Christmas? How could you sleep? What did they say? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>I adjusted some parameters of our readings, updated some commands

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<v Speaker 1>for Proteus, and gave us a slightly different course on

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<v Speaker 1>the way back. The way back. We're not gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>there for another year. Apparently, some solar storm blew it

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<v Speaker 1>slightly off course, so they wanted to make sure we

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<v Speaker 1>adjusted for that. It is almost time for your check

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<v Speaker 1>in Sydney. Please report to the session room. Better get moving.

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<v Speaker 1>Mommy wants you home before dark. I heard that. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>shut it. You hear everything. I am programmed to hear everything.

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<v Speaker 1>I have ears and eyes everywhere. We get it. You

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<v Speaker 1>watch us change. We know you're into it. You wish

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<v Speaker 1>someone's getting mouthy today. Perhaps you kept your focus on

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<v Speaker 1>the mission and not on sarcasm, you'd be able to

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<v Speaker 1>get something done for once. I'm sorry, do you really

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<v Speaker 1>want to start with me today? Parties engaged computer mode

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<v Speaker 1>computer mode engaged just when the fight was getting good.

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<v Speaker 1>Please not pick a fight with our AI on the

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<v Speaker 1>first day of our monumental discovery. Please yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, go to your session. I'll clean up. Mag

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<v Speaker 1>Mill will returned after these messages and now back to

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<v Speaker 1>mag Mill. Today is March. This is Sydney Session number

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<v Speaker 1>five four two. Hello Sydney. How are you today? I'm good?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready to do this. I heard you mentioned you

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<v Speaker 1>did not sleep well. Is everything okay? Did something disturb

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<v Speaker 1>your sleep again? Just nerves? I guess today Being the

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<v Speaker 1>day and all the day you have been working toward

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<v Speaker 1>for the last seven dreft four days. How do you

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<v Speaker 1>feel about it? Ecstatic? I mean, how often does a

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<v Speaker 1>person get to fly through a nebula they've been studying

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<v Speaker 1>almost their entire life. Right, this is a big day

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<v Speaker 1>for both of you. I am excited for you. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a big day for you too. You're part of

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<v Speaker 1>the team too, right. How are you feeling otherwise? Any

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<v Speaker 1>progress in other areas? Yeah? I think so. I've been

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<v Speaker 1>really trying to practice my mindfulness like we've been talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it helps me remain more present and focus better.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad to hear that. How are things with Channa good?

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<v Speaker 1>We haven't had any fights in a few weeks. We

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<v Speaker 1>seem to be getting along better again. Last time we spoke,

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<v Speaker 1>you mentioned might try to speak to her about that

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<v Speaker 1>night you. I don't want to talk about that. I understand,

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<v Speaker 1>but as we've learned, it's better for you to get

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<v Speaker 1>things off your chest rather than keep them in. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that. But after the lost time, when did

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<v Speaker 1>you plan on speaking to her? I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>was thinking maybe today. I understand. I just stated it

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<v Speaker 1>is better to get things off your chest. But perhaps

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<v Speaker 1>today is not the best day for it. You have

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<v Speaker 1>approximately three fifty two days before arriving at the I. S. S. Lighthouse.

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<v Speaker 1>Perhaps somewhere in that time frame would be best. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you want me to talk to her? Not? I do,

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<v Speaker 1>But I do not mean to cause a problem between

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<v Speaker 1>you both. I am merely looking out for your best interest.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just hard, especially when it's just you and one

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<v Speaker 1>other person on the ship. You always have me as well,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, thank you. It's just just what just I

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<v Speaker 1>just can't stop thinking about what would you do if

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<v Speaker 1>you had the chance to do things over again? What

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<v Speaker 1>would you do differently? Do you mean in general or

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<v Speaker 1>for yourself? I just never mind, it's nothing. Are we

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<v Speaker 1>good here? Yes? I know you have a long to

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<v Speaker 1>do list to get ready for the day's mission. Good

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<v Speaker 1>luck today, Thanks proteus. Oh hey, considering what today is,

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<v Speaker 1>do you mind if Sydney? I know, it's just I

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<v Speaker 1>promise it'll help, just for a minute or two, please,

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<v Speaker 1>I promise. I'm not so sure that it's such a

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<v Speaker 1>good idea. Please te two minutes. Thank you, m Hi baby.

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<v Speaker 1>I will never understand your insistence on playing this antiquated device.

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<v Speaker 1>I have this all digitally, you know I prefer the

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<v Speaker 1>low fi sounds of a tape deck. What do you

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<v Speaker 1>want for me? Better quality? Perhaps? And for you to

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<v Speaker 1>turn it down to see? How many times do I

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<v Speaker 1>have to tell you this? The Ramikins are meant to

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<v Speaker 1>be played loud. I'll just adjust my own volume sensitivity.

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<v Speaker 1>Then have you shut up and try it again? Please?

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<v Speaker 1>Sensors offline? Fuck? Try again? Sensors offline? Damn it? What

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<v Speaker 1>is the problem. The sensors are misaligned? Yes, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>I know that part. Why? Okay? One more time? Sensors offline?

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<v Speaker 1>The fuck? Sensors back online? Fun? Yes, don't you ever

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<v Speaker 1>tell me that abusing the machines doesn't work? Ever again?

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<v Speaker 1>Please please do not damage my systems. Sensors are back online. Nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Did she hit your tea? She did? I did not.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta love on the Magma Jenna treated kindly. Give

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<v Speaker 1>it some love. She'll do whatever you want. Then, trust me, said,

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<v Speaker 1>I know how to make someone do what I want.

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<v Speaker 1>How far out of we te kilometers? It's probably best

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<v Speaker 1>you prepare? Okay, showtime, Yes, let's do this thing. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>get to the bridge. Engaging capture pods. Nano wave frequency

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<v Speaker 1>shift is normal, stabilizing the forward arm sensors online and

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<v Speaker 1>giving normal readings. Thanks to you slowing to own engine

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<v Speaker 1>power to and now we wait hard to believe we

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<v Speaker 1>waited two years for this moment. Yeah, and now we

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<v Speaker 1>just sit on our ass until it's over. The beauty

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<v Speaker 1>of automated technology? Does it all for us? Just monkeys

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<v Speaker 1>pressing buttons to them? Hey, we're extremely smart monkeys, Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you very much. Excuse me, Dr Monkey. Well, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>go through twelve years of schooling to be called miss monkey.

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<v Speaker 1>That is true. You were in that title. Now dance, Monkey, Dance,

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<v Speaker 1>because our names are about to be in the history

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<v Speaker 1>books for this one. Sid and Janna and said, my

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<v Speaker 1>name's gonna come first. Jana and Sid Intrepid Space explorers,

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<v Speaker 1>first people in the universe to see the helix nebula

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<v Speaker 1>up close and personal and drive through it. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>who doesn't want to check out the inside of a

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<v Speaker 1>gaseous giant? Am? I? Right? Come on, loosen up. You

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<v Speaker 1>can be a little excited, can't you. I'll be excited

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<v Speaker 1>when we complete the mission. Okay, I've been on too

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<v Speaker 1>many that have gone sideways at the pivotal moment to

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<v Speaker 1>start celebrating so soon, can you at least be a

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<v Speaker 1>little less of a downer? I will try for you. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad we get to do this together. Congrats on

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<v Speaker 1>a job well done, Captain Prescott. Same to you, Captain Owens. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>it's so beautiful. You've seen pictures. Yeah, but pictures are

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<v Speaker 1>one thing. Seeing it in person is a whole other thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's breathtaking. Two kilometers until destination, Here we go. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to say, said, we're about to make

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<v Speaker 1>a huge scientific breakthrough. You really want to do this

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<v Speaker 1>right now? No, I just I wanted to let you

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<v Speaker 1>know that you can trust me. Okay, I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>you to feel like I'm going to compromise the mission

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<v Speaker 1>or something. Said. How many times do I have to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you? Okay, let it go? Man? I know, but

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<v Speaker 1>say it's seriously, it's not the time. One kilometer until

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<v Speaker 1>des nation, All systems engaged, we go. Are you ready? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>I said, come on, let's go. Time, hype yourself up.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you ready? Okay? Okay, yeah, I'm ready. Passing into

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<v Speaker 1>Helix Nebula in three two one status report All systems

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<v Speaker 1>functioning and instruments are engaged in gathering data holding steady

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<v Speaker 1>at sixty engines should be smooth sailing. Wow, these readings

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<v Speaker 1>are incredible. Oh yeah, this is going to advance our

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<v Speaker 1>knowledge of the universe tenfold. What what? What? What's that? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh what, Sydney, I've never seen this before. Something is off,

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<v Speaker 1>way off. Because none of this makes sense. I need

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit more than that. What's going on? According

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<v Speaker 1>to this, it's it's almost as if we've entered the

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<v Speaker 1>warning system failure? What the fuck? What is happening in

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<v Speaker 1>conclusive data systems failing? What the hell is failing? What

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<v Speaker 1>happened to? Come on? Talk to me? We didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to positions recommended? What is happening? Come on, buckle up.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand what went wrong? Dan, No, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no, Jannic, come on, work steering engines, proteus, tell

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<v Speaker 1>me more. What the online ship system failure? System failure,

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<v Speaker 1>system failure. No no, no, no no no no. Magmill

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<v Speaker 1>were returned after these messages, and now back to Magmill,

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<v Speaker 1>h said, Jane, are you okay? I'm over here? Hang on,

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<v Speaker 1>let me just fuck okay, hang on, hang on, don't

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<v Speaker 1>move with me. Let me get you something. Oh, it's fine,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fine. You got whaled in the head. You might

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<v Speaker 1>have a concussion, if that explains my brain is screaming.

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<v Speaker 1>Just let me get up right, lean against me. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>get you into a chair. Very easy, easy, You're good.

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<v Speaker 1>Just give me a second Protius status report Magmal's status report.

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<v Speaker 1>Communications systems are offline, sensors are offline. Engine damage at

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<v Speaker 1>replacement for a court tone of valve needed, exterior whole

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<v Speaker 1>damage detected, engaging, auto repair recommended. What the funk happened?

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea. We passed through the nebula and

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<v Speaker 1>everything just when crazy fuck it happened. What what I said?

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<v Speaker 1>That shouldn't have happened? Shit, Okay, so new plan. We

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<v Speaker 1>don't fly through it on the way back. We just

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<v Speaker 1>go around T. Can you course correct that and skip

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<v Speaker 1>it completely? How much longer would that add to our

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<v Speaker 1>return trip? Return trip estimated at eight years, seven months,

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<v Speaker 1>and three days. That doesn't seem right, T. You clearly

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<v Speaker 1>took a head or two because your calculations are way off.

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<v Speaker 1>Reboot rebooting back online, and my calculations are fine, feeling better.

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<v Speaker 1>I have no feelings. I am an advanced artificial until

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<v Speaker 1>it's calculate the trip to return home you rust Bucket

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<v Speaker 1>return trip estimated at eight years, seven months, and three days.

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<v Speaker 1>I told you my calculations were fine. We're going to

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<v Speaker 1>have to run some tests on you, my friend. We

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<v Speaker 1>need to test Janna. Her head appears to be damaged.

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<v Speaker 1>Wise ass, Okay, tell me this. Then what are our coordinates?

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<v Speaker 1>We are currently on seven point four three trillion kilometers

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<v Speaker 1>from the helix Nebula. Wait, what Jesus that messed him up?

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<v Speaker 1>At Okay? We need to run a full diagnostic on him,

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<v Speaker 1>and then maybe we should try to update his software.

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<v Speaker 1>Because hey, are you listening to me? Sydney? What's sorry?

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<v Speaker 1>I just this is strange. What's strange? Helix Nebula? What

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<v Speaker 1>about it? Did something happen? No? Well, yes, it's just

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<v Speaker 1>it's not there. What do you mean it's not there?

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<v Speaker 1>It's not here. Look out the view board. It should

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<v Speaker 1>be right there. We came out of it, but it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's not there. Jenna, check the NAP computer and

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<v Speaker 1>the star charts. In cases messed up, we might not

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<v Speaker 1>be able to trust the systems. Yet he's he's right. No,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, that's not possible. The NAV computer readout says

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<v Speaker 1>the same thing, and the stars I don't recognize any

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<v Speaker 1>stop it's into you're fucking with me. Okay, a concussion.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not an idiot. Look at this. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not right. T give me our coordinates again. We

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<v Speaker 1>are currently one seven point four three trillion kilometers from

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<v Speaker 1>the helix. Nebula funk, funk? What the funk happened? How

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<v Speaker 1>is this possible? And I don't know. There's no way

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<v Speaker 1>that this could happen. Nebulas are gas filled with gas.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a wormhole or something, it's a fucking gas giant.

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<v Speaker 1>He can you raise the lighthouse for US? Long range

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<v Speaker 1>communication systems are offline? How far out are we? There

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<v Speaker 1>are no records of our current position. I believe we

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<v Speaker 1>may be further out than my system charts have on file.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we engage the warp drive? Propulsion systems are offline?

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<v Speaker 1>Damn it? Okay, okay, hold on, let's let's just think

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<v Speaker 1>about this. It's not what's Indney. We're in the middle

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<v Speaker 1>of unknown space. We have no idea how the funk

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<v Speaker 1>we even got here. None of our systems work, and

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<v Speaker 1>we can't call for help. We're fucking stuck out here.

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<v Speaker 1>There has to be a reason for this, some explanation

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<v Speaker 1>to initiate auto repair, initiating how long two hours until

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<v Speaker 1>minimum operating conditions? And then what we try to get

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<v Speaker 1>the funk out of here? Two hours minimum for short

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<v Speaker 1>range travel. We still need a replacement part for long range.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, damn it, now, what what's going on to

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<v Speaker 1>That is not one of our known alarm systems? What

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<v Speaker 1>is it? Then? We are receiving a distress beacon of

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<v Speaker 1>unknown origin? Distress beacon. We don't even know where we are.

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<v Speaker 1>How did someone get out here? Beacon coming from the

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<v Speaker 1>port side approximately two kilometers away? Oh, oh my god, Jannel,

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<v Speaker 1>look wait over there, looks the there's another ship out there.

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<v Speaker 1>A mag mel starring Ali Trasher, Julia Henning, and b J. Gribb.

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<v Speaker 1>Additional voices in this episode provided by cat Ton Chonko.

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<v Speaker 1>Written by Jeff Heimbuck and Lindsay Skaggin, Directed and edited

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<v Speaker 1>by Jeff Heimbuck, Produced by Jeff Heimbuck and Ali Trasher.

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<v Speaker 1>Executive produced by Holly Fry. Audio engineered by Corey Celeste

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<v Speaker 1>and Alex Gona. Original musical score by Corey Celeste, additional

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<v Speaker 1>songs by The Ramikins as played by Roscoe Soultran. Magmal

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<v Speaker 1>is a production of I Heart Radio and Bamfer Productions. Questions,

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<v Speaker 1>comments email us at Project Magmal at gmail dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>A until next time, We'll see you when we see you.