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Speaker 1: Bamford Productions. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, work,

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Speaker 1: God damn it. Come on the fuck won't you go? Faster?

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Speaker 1: Fuel reserves below acceptable level. I fucking know that already.

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Speaker 1: Just make it work good. How the hell do you

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Speaker 1: do this, Jenna? Just one more minute, you can do it.

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Speaker 1: Unidentified object approaching? Fuck? Fuck fuck? How long do we have? Collision? In?

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Speaker 1: Approximately thirties seconds? Fuck engage warp engine warning, insufficient fuel

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Speaker 1: for maximum efficients. Just fucking do it. Yes, come on, baby,

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Speaker 1: you can do this. Just hang on. We're almost there.

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Speaker 1: We can do this. Warning almost come on Almost. Mag

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Speaker 1: Mill Episode one, Intrepid Space Explorers. Good morning, Magmal crew.

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Speaker 1: Today is March. You are currently one hundred kilometers from

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Speaker 1: the helix Nebula. Congratulations, ladies. After seven hundred fifty four days,

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Speaker 1: today is the day your mission finally comes to fruition.

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Speaker 1: school today. Just ten more minutes, proteus, there is no

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Speaker 1: educational work currently scheduled for the day, Jenna. Perhaps you

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Speaker 1: Ha ha, very funny. Hey, what's that smell? Sydney is prepared?

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Speaker 1: Are in breakfast in the galley? You, ladies have a

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Speaker 1: interplanetary scientists turning the grade unknown, not the real housewives

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Speaker 1: for the first day of school. Well, I made you

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Who bacon and eggs? Looks like someone went

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Speaker 1: through the trouble re hydrating the good stuff. Today must

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Speaker 1: be a special occasion if you're not a fan. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: But man, am I starving? Clearly? Try breathing between each bite.

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Speaker 1: morning really missed some of them up. I'm sorry, electrical storm.

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Speaker 1: perfectly capable of handling it on my own. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: The Magmas sustained slight damage to the whole, but nothing.

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Speaker 1: Mommy wants you home before dark. I heard that. Oh

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Speaker 1: shut it. You hear everything. I am programmed to hear everything.

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Speaker 1: first day of our monumental discovery. Please yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: mag Mill. Today is March. This is Sydney Session number

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Speaker 1: of automated technology? Does it all for us? Just monkeys

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Speaker 1: pressing buttons to them? Hey, we're extremely smart monkeys, Thank

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Speaker 1: you very much. Excuse me, Dr Monkey. Well, I didn't

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Speaker 1: That is true. You were in that title. Now dance, Monkey, Dance,

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Speaker 1: I don't understand what went wrong? Dan, No, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no, Jannic, come on, work steering engines, proteus, tell

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Speaker 1: me more. What the online ship system failure? System failure,

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Speaker 1: h said, Jane, are you okay? I'm over here? Hang on,

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Speaker 1: let me just fuck okay, hang on, hang on, don't

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Speaker 1: I'm fine. You got whaled in the head. You might

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Speaker 1: get you into a chair. Very easy, easy, You're good.

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Speaker 1: Just give me a second Protius status report Magmal's status report.

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Speaker 1: Communications systems are offline, sensors are offline. Engine damage at

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Speaker 1: I have no idea. We passed through the nebula and

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Speaker 1: That shouldn't have happened? Shit, Okay, so new plan. We

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Speaker 1: go around T. Can you course correct that and skip

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Speaker 1: Reboot rebooting back online, and my calculations are fine, feeling better.

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Speaker 1: it's calculate the trip to return home you rust Bucket

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Speaker 1: I told you my calculations were fine. We're going to

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Speaker 1: Because hey, are you listening to me? Sydney? What's sorry?

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Speaker 1: I just this is strange. What's strange? Helix Nebula? What

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Speaker 1: It's not a wormhole or something, it's a fucking gas giant.

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Speaker 1: He can you raise the lighthouse for US? Long range

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Speaker 1: communication systems are offline? How far out are we? There

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Speaker 1: Damn it? Okay, okay, hold on, let's let's just think

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Speaker 1: There has to be a reason for this, some explanation

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Speaker 1: Oh god, damn it, now, what what's going on to

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Speaker 1: That is not one of our known alarm systems? What

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Speaker 1: unknown origin? Distress beacon. We don't even know where we are.

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Speaker 1: How did someone get out here? Beacon coming from the

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Speaker 1: look wait over there, looks the there's another ship out there.

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Speaker 1: A mag mel starring Ali Trasher, Julia Henning, and b J. Gribb.

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Speaker 1: Additional voices in this episode provided by cat Ton Chonko.

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Speaker 1: Written by Jeff Heimbuck and Lindsay Skaggin, Directed and edited

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Speaker 1: by Jeff Heimbuck, Produced by Jeff Heimbuck and Ali Trasher.

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Speaker 1: Executive produced by Holly Fry. Audio engineered by Corey Celeste

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Speaker 1: and Alex Gona. Original musical score by Corey Celeste, additional

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Speaker 1: songs by The Ramikins as played by Roscoe Soultran. Magmal

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Speaker 1: is a production of I Heart Radio and Bamfer Productions. Questions,

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Speaker 1: comments email us at Project Magmal at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 1: A until next time, We'll see you when we see you.