1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:07,720 Speaker 1: Oh oh, oh damn, it's one more thing, one thing 2 00:00:09,119 --> 00:00:11,080 Speaker 1: that was going to go. You found that troubling I 3 00:00:11,119 --> 00:00:15,640 Speaker 1: did that was supposed to be having an orgasm and dying, 4 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:18,400 Speaker 1: So that will be I'll explain that in a moment. 5 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:22,160 Speaker 2: Dying doing what you love one of the. 6 00:00:22,079 --> 00:00:22,640 Speaker 1: Things I love. 7 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:25,600 Speaker 3: I uh. 8 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:29,880 Speaker 1: I have said this before, and people have, uh I 9 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,280 Speaker 1: thought it was not cool. But I feel like I 10 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:37,839 Speaker 1: need a mild heart attack, just a mild heart attack, whenever, 11 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:40,880 Speaker 1: whenever I can't get my eating under control. I feel 12 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:43,160 Speaker 1: like I need a wake up call. I need a hey, hey, 13 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:45,559 Speaker 1: gay man, pay attention, get your act together. And I 14 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:47,919 Speaker 1: feel like a mild heart attack would be the perfect thing, 15 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:51,120 Speaker 1: not horrible, not like kill me, just like really scare 16 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:52,720 Speaker 1: me into eating better. 17 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:55,360 Speaker 4: Yes, Michael, you lost your gallbladder, that's. 18 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:57,080 Speaker 1: True, but that was not enough of a wake up call. 19 00:00:57,080 --> 00:00:59,320 Speaker 1: It's like you you got the diabetes, and you know 20 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:00,639 Speaker 1: you start eating better, right. 21 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:05,040 Speaker 3: I feel like we could find something less terrible than 22 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:06,679 Speaker 3: a mild heart attack. 23 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:10,600 Speaker 1: Do you know what most gets most people? This is 24 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:12,320 Speaker 1: what gets most people. It's worked for me before in 25 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:16,360 Speaker 1: the past. You see an unflattering picture from an angle 26 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:18,679 Speaker 1: you don't usually get like you're in a photo like 27 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:20,440 Speaker 1: you didn't even know the pictures being taken. You're just 28 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:23,280 Speaker 1: in the background. You're like, whoa, that's what I look like? Yeah? 29 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:27,800 Speaker 3: That or going you know, if you'd eat like crap 30 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:29,920 Speaker 3: for a while, and then you know the season's changed 31 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:31,280 Speaker 3: and you go to put on a pair of jeans 32 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:33,039 Speaker 3: and all of a sudden, those jeans that fit not 33 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:34,880 Speaker 3: too long ago don't button. 34 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:36,720 Speaker 1: Well, I guess I outgrew these. 35 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:42,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not a growing girl anymore so unless it's horizontally. 36 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,120 Speaker 1: Anyway, So maybe I'll have a mild heart attack and 37 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:45,720 Speaker 1: get by eating in. 38 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:48,400 Speaker 4: Or about constant shaming by your family or something. 39 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:49,440 Speaker 1: That's not a bad idea. 40 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:51,480 Speaker 2: We could just call you a fat ass for you 41 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:52,280 Speaker 2: know a while. 42 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:53,720 Speaker 1: Fatty fatty two by four, whatever you got to say 43 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:56,240 Speaker 1: to get me in anyway. The reason I brought up 44 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:59,120 Speaker 1: the idea of a heart attack during sex is Matthew 45 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:05,440 Speaker 1: mcconnie McConaughey, the actor, and he had put this in 46 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:07,440 Speaker 1: his book quite a few years ago. We talked about 47 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:11,720 Speaker 1: it at the time that his dad died having sex 48 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:15,320 Speaker 1: with his mom. His mom and dad were having sex 49 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:16,960 Speaker 1: and dad had a heart attack and died. I didn't 50 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,840 Speaker 1: know this, You didn't, okay, So I'll just read from 51 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:23,480 Speaker 1: TMZ today. Matthew McConaughey's mother had a bizarre request after 52 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,760 Speaker 1: her husband died of a heart attack while having sex, 53 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:29,200 Speaker 1: and this had first been put in his book in 54 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:31,360 Speaker 1: twenty twenty. We talked about it a lot on the air. 55 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:36,880 Speaker 1: Speaking about his new book, The actor said, James Donald McConaughey, 56 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:41,799 Speaker 1: who was an alcoholic, his dad, wanted to die making 57 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:43,880 Speaker 1: love to his wife. He always said that, I remember. 58 00:02:43,919 --> 00:02:46,359 Speaker 1: That was an interesting part of the story is that 59 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:49,760 Speaker 1: he regularly said to people, I want to die having 60 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,959 Speaker 1: sex when I go, and he ended up dying having sex. 61 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:54,640 Speaker 2: WHOA okay. 62 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:58,840 Speaker 1: Matthew McConaughey writes about when I got that call. It 63 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:00,800 Speaker 1: was a Monday afternoon. I was in Austin, they were 64 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:04,440 Speaker 1: in Houston. Mom said, your dad has moved on, but 65 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:07,519 Speaker 1: she didn't tell me in the initial call. How when 66 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:10,880 Speaker 1: I got back to Austin where they were, he learned 67 00:03:10,919 --> 00:03:13,600 Speaker 1: that they had made love that morning at about six 68 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:17,360 Speaker 1: thirty am. Morning sex, you know, some people like it, 69 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:17,880 Speaker 1: some people don't. 70 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:18,959 Speaker 2: It's how to start the day. 71 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:23,160 Speaker 1: I've known people who don't like it. Don't think it's 72 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:25,079 Speaker 1: a good way to start the day. I think you're wrong. 73 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:28,080 Speaker 1: But as soon as they finished having sex, so at 74 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,680 Speaker 1: least they got to finish. You'd hate to die before 75 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:32,480 Speaker 1: you did. Uh. He had a heart attack and died. 76 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:37,680 Speaker 1: Given that his dad, James was naked when the paramedics arrived, 77 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,520 Speaker 1: of course, unless you're gonna unless you're gonna try to 78 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:44,160 Speaker 1: dress a corpse before the paramedics get there, I might 79 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:46,720 Speaker 1: do that. I might try to pull some sweats. Like 80 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,200 Speaker 1: if I'm with my wife, she dies of a heart 81 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:50,520 Speaker 1: attack while we're having sex, and I might try to 82 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:52,880 Speaker 1: put some sweats on her before the paramedics get there. 83 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:57,080 Speaker 3: No, I mean do Okay, See, my brain's going into 84 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:00,520 Speaker 3: like crime scene type stuff because there's like an investigation. 85 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,720 Speaker 1: You think they're gonna think I killed her? You never know? 86 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:05,040 Speaker 1: Why did you dress her? 87 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,800 Speaker 2: Yeah? Why I thought you were having sex? Why is 88 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:08,320 Speaker 2: she dressed? 89 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,520 Speaker 1: All right? Given that James was naked when paramedics arrived, 90 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:15,560 Speaker 1: Matthew remembered them trying to cover him up as they 91 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:19,160 Speaker 1: hauled him out to the gurney, but mom was having 92 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:22,520 Speaker 1: none of it. She didn't want him covered up. My 93 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:25,400 Speaker 1: mom's in the dryway, McConaughey writes, and she pulled the 94 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:30,919 Speaker 1: sheet off of him. That's big Jim. He's gonna go 95 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:33,320 Speaker 1: out how he went. Don't be trying to cover up 96 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:35,320 Speaker 1: how he went out. He's in his birthday suit and 97 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:37,760 Speaker 1: he's right there. Don't be covering that man up. 98 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:43,159 Speaker 2: I'm very confused by all of this. 99 00:04:44,279 --> 00:04:47,360 Speaker 1: Well, I think they're both crazy. As if. In case 100 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:50,640 Speaker 1: you don't remember this nugget from the book, they had 101 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:55,200 Speaker 1: had quite the tumultuous relationship. They beat the living crap 102 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:58,679 Speaker 1: out of each other. According to Matthew McConaughey, mutual combat. 103 00:04:58,720 --> 00:04:59,800 Speaker 1: They both beat each other up. 104 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:01,320 Speaker 2: Mutual combat. 105 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:03,880 Speaker 1: Well, that's an actual thing. The cops call it, you know. 106 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:05,920 Speaker 1: If they did decide, you know, it's mutual combat. You're 107 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:07,640 Speaker 1: both beaten on each other. I'm not gonna hauld one 108 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:08,080 Speaker 1: of you off. 109 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:08,599 Speaker 2: Yeah. 110 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:16,840 Speaker 1: They also married each other three times and divorced twice. Wow, yeah, twice. 111 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:20,080 Speaker 1: They got divorced three times. They got married and were 112 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:22,800 Speaker 1: together there on that fateful morning at six thirty in 113 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,560 Speaker 1: the morning, still obviously into each other in their old age, 114 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:27,719 Speaker 1: enough that they had sex, though his heart could not 115 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:28,720 Speaker 1: stand up to it. 116 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:29,640 Speaker 2: Third time's the charm. 117 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:32,039 Speaker 4: Yeah, that third marriage. I'm not buying a wedding gift 118 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:34,800 Speaker 4: for you, right Listen. 119 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:36,440 Speaker 2: I've already got you two gifts, both of you. 120 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:40,560 Speaker 1: Enough it would be I'm not even sure I'm going 121 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:43,719 Speaker 1: to attend. Look, I have traveled all the way to 122 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:49,440 Speaker 1: Austin a couple of times. Yeah, just uh, I'll tell 123 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:52,719 Speaker 1: you what the fifth time, I'll come back. That is 124 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:54,000 Speaker 1: some nutty behavior. 125 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:57,040 Speaker 3: This is so bizarre that he wanted to die having 126 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:58,640 Speaker 3: sex with her and that's what happened. 127 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:01,640 Speaker 1: And then he did, and then he did And. 128 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:06,039 Speaker 3: Is she upset or is she like, yeah, I'm good 129 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:08,640 Speaker 3: or you know, I don't know. 130 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:11,279 Speaker 2: You mean I'm so good I stopped his heart. 131 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,920 Speaker 1: Oh you mean I must really be something. 132 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:15,719 Speaker 2: I'm something. 133 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:17,080 Speaker 1: I am really something. 134 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:19,640 Speaker 3: Wow. 135 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:20,719 Speaker 2: This is fascinating. 136 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,680 Speaker 1: It kind of shows you why Matthew McConaughey is the 137 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:25,320 Speaker 1: way he is. He's a pretty kookie dude, and obviously 138 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:28,159 Speaker 1: his mom and dad were very kookie. That whole getting 139 00:06:28,279 --> 00:06:31,480 Speaker 1: divorced a couple of times then getting married three times 140 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:32,920 Speaker 1: to the same person. 141 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:35,880 Speaker 3: I know a couple that has been married twice and 142 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:38,120 Speaker 3: divorced twice, and after the second one they were like 143 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:40,039 Speaker 3: all right, we tried this is not happening. 144 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:42,560 Speaker 1: So they tried it again. Yeah, good for them. 145 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:44,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, but there there was like drugs and stuff involved. 146 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:47,200 Speaker 3: So they got clean and then got remarried and they're like, wow, 147 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,400 Speaker 3: I don't like you sober either. 148 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:55,480 Speaker 2: This is crazy, but that I mean three times. 149 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:56,560 Speaker 1: You would think at some point when somebody would say 150 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:59,040 Speaker 1: how about you know you're in a fight, and one 151 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:02,279 Speaker 1: of them says, that's it, I want a divorce. Okay, 152 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:05,080 Speaker 1: we've been down this road before. Maybe how about we 153 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:08,240 Speaker 1: calm down. Yeah, let's discuss it in a week and 154 00:07:08,279 --> 00:07:10,480 Speaker 1: see if we still feel the same. Let's revisit this, 155 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:15,760 Speaker 1: let's table this, we'll circle back, circle all the corporate lines. Yes, 156 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:18,680 Speaker 1: because it seems like we've made some hasty decisions in 157 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:19,200 Speaker 1: the past. 158 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:20,760 Speaker 2: Yeah. 159 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:24,200 Speaker 1: Wow, And she pulls the sheet off him. So he's 160 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:28,520 Speaker 1: hauled out to the UH paramedics van completely naked as 161 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:31,400 Speaker 1: an old man, because that's the way he came in 162 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:32,920 Speaker 1: and that's the way he wanted to go out. All right, 163 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:33,720 Speaker 1: that's a good story. 164 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:38,760 Speaker 3: I have a question that might be inappropriate. I probably 165 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:41,520 Speaker 3: shouldn't even ask it, but I know what you're asking. 166 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:45,480 Speaker 3: Was he was he in performance modell. 167 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:47,920 Speaker 1: Have you seen the movie Clerks that would lead me 168 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:49,920 Speaker 1: to believe that, Yes, it stays that way you have. 169 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:52,800 Speaker 2: And then you're just stuck like that. 170 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:56,320 Speaker 1: You're stuck like that, Yeah, exactly, which is not a 171 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:58,280 Speaker 1: bad way to go out, I guess interesting. 172 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:01,040 Speaker 2: Open casket makes hey look at him. 173 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,000 Speaker 1: Makes it difficult for the poor person who's got to 174 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:08,680 Speaker 1: dress you at the funeral home, uncomfortable for them. What 175 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:13,120 Speaker 1: a job my dad did that, dressed people at the 176 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:13,760 Speaker 1: funeral home. 177 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:14,760 Speaker 2: My dad was an embalmer. 178 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:18,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, oh wait a second, I just talked to your 179 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:21,120 Speaker 1: dad the other day. How was this not nugget not known? 180 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:25,080 Speaker 1: Your dad embalmed dead people. Yeah, hebalmed dead people. Yeah, No, 181 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:26,400 Speaker 1: he did it to live people as well. 182 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:27,680 Speaker 2: No, he was a paramedic. 183 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:29,400 Speaker 3: And then he ended up working at the funeral home 184 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:31,520 Speaker 3: and he was the embalmer. And he used to have 185 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:34,040 Speaker 3: to spend the night there like, because they would work 186 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:35,800 Speaker 3: different shifts because the bodies would come in at all 187 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,480 Speaker 3: times during the day. And he said, one time he 188 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:38,720 Speaker 3: was dressing this guy and the. 189 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:42,280 Speaker 2: Guy you would dress them yeow yeah, And. 190 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:45,080 Speaker 3: When this guy died with his legs crossed, and then 191 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:47,760 Speaker 3: my dad uncrossed his legs and turned around to get 192 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:48,400 Speaker 3: the guy's socks. 193 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:51,680 Speaker 2: Of the guy's legs shot back, and my dad said 194 00:08:51,679 --> 00:08:52,880 Speaker 2: he almost pissed himself. 195 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:54,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, that would freak me out. I don't believe in 196 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:56,560 Speaker 1: ghosts or any of that sort of stuff. But the 197 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:57,679 Speaker 1: body starts moving on. 198 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:01,000 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's got some great embalming story. 199 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:03,240 Speaker 1: How did I just find this out? We had him 200 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:06,160 Speaker 1: on the air last week, probably wouldn't even have talked 201 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:06,920 Speaker 1: about the trial. 202 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:08,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, you can have him back to talk about dressing 203 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:09,439 Speaker 2: dead people. 204 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:10,960 Speaker 1: If you don't know, if you're listening to this, you 205 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:13,959 Speaker 1: didn't know. Katie's dad was a judge for many, many years, 206 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:15,720 Speaker 1: and we have him on to talk about lost stuff. 207 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:20,320 Speaker 1: But now we gotta talk to him about dressing dead people. Yeah. 208 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:22,600 Speaker 1: What's harder to get on a dress or pants? You 209 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:25,360 Speaker 1: know that's something. The socks. What's the most difficult part, 210 00:09:25,559 --> 00:09:29,160 Speaker 1: the socks, touching that cold dead foot. I'm trying to 211 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:31,520 Speaker 1: peel those socks. Have you ever put socks on a 212 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:33,040 Speaker 1: little kid? You know how hard it is to put 213 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:35,600 Speaker 1: socks on someone else. But if they're dead, the feel 214 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:39,400 Speaker 1: of that dead skin, Oh my god, I can't even imagine. 215 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:40,320 Speaker 2: Literal Morgs feet. 216 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:43,679 Speaker 1: Oh god, dang it, that's rough. Okay, Well, we will 217 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:46,560 Speaker 1: talk to uh Katie's dad in the future about dressing 218 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:47,120 Speaker 1: dead people. 219 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:49,640 Speaker 4: You know, I have these old clothes at home that 220 00:09:49,679 --> 00:09:51,240 Speaker 4: I didn't know what to do with. Now I know 221 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:54,120 Speaker 4: where I can put him. Yeah, send to the Morgs. 222 00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:54,720 Speaker 2: There you go. 223 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:56,920 Speaker 4: Well, I guess that's it.