1 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:07,680 Speaker 1: What's pumping my creams? I'm Robert Evans hosted Behind the Bastards, 2 00:00:07,680 --> 00:00:09,399 Speaker 1: the podcast where we tell you everything you don't know 3 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:11,920 Speaker 1: about the very worst people in all of history. My 4 00:00:12,039 --> 00:00:20,080 Speaker 1: guests today, the Inimitable, the unstoppable, the dynamic duo, Sexier 5 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:25,840 Speaker 1: than Obama, Deadlier than Osama, Cody Johnston and Katie Stole. 6 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:31,360 Speaker 1: I really worked on that one than second of it. 7 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:33,559 Speaker 1: And also you could have just said Obama for the 8 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:36,239 Speaker 1: second one and it would have worked. Well. Yeah, but 9 00:00:37,479 --> 00:00:40,000 Speaker 1: I appreciate you went to the extremes. I did, I did, 10 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:44,040 Speaker 1: I did. I always like comparing my guests to famous terrorists. Yeah, 11 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:46,400 Speaker 1: it felt right, it goes, It goes well every time. 12 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:51,159 Speaker 1: How are y'all doing today? Great? Yeah. We we do have, 13 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:53,240 Speaker 1: of course, our coffee mate in the in the room 14 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:57,360 Speaker 1: with us one pump, one cream. It expired in January. 15 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:02,720 Speaker 1: That's very cool. I do have because I throw things 16 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:05,440 Speaker 1: now on the air because I've become a prima donna. Uh. 17 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:09,360 Speaker 1: This time it is a loaf of Izio Artisan Bakery, 18 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:12,880 Speaker 1: San Francisco style sour dough. Delicious. I will be throwing 19 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:15,319 Speaker 1: this in anger at several points. I do think that 20 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:18,280 Speaker 1: coffee mate might have curdled by now, but it might 21 00:01:18,319 --> 00:01:20,119 Speaker 1: make a good spread for this sour dough. Oh that's 22 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:23,080 Speaker 1: a good idea, just putting that out there. And if 23 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:25,880 Speaker 1: I wanted one cream spread on the sour dough, how 24 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:31,880 Speaker 1: many pumps would that though? It's so like old now 25 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:34,319 Speaker 1: and curls, that might need two or three pumps, you know, 26 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:37,600 Speaker 1: at least to get it started. Yeah, speaking of getting 27 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:41,120 Speaker 1: it started, you guys hear about that border militia that 28 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:46,480 Speaker 1: that apprehended hundreds of migrants gunpoint. Yeah, you want to 29 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:49,680 Speaker 1: hear the whole history of civilian border Militia's I really do? Oh? 30 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 1: I thought we were just going to hang out. Okay, okay, okay, 31 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:55,880 Speaker 1: that's what I told Cody to get him here. But 32 00:01:56,840 --> 00:02:00,559 Speaker 1: every time table, it's working time. That's what I pump says. 33 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:03,520 Speaker 1: Got to get those pumps and the equal number of creams. 34 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:06,840 Speaker 1: Ideally we should get new coffee X pump is X 35 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:10,000 Speaker 1: cream X pump, except that clearly nobody wants to use it, 36 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:12,440 Speaker 1: So I don't know if you do need any more cream. 37 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:16,320 Speaker 1: It's only a prop. Now, it's just a prop. It's 38 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:23,320 Speaker 1: it's ambient cream. Okay, let's get into it. So when 39 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:25,040 Speaker 1: I was a little kid growing up in Texas, I 40 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:27,519 Speaker 1: learned about the glorious war my white ancestors had fought 41 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:30,040 Speaker 1: against the brutal Mexican government and the evil cross dressing 42 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:32,520 Speaker 1: Santa Anna. There was a lot I did not learn, though, 43 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:34,880 Speaker 1: like that the Texas Revolutionaries had been fighting for their 44 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,079 Speaker 1: right to own human beings and that Santa Ana was 45 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:39,600 Speaker 1: one of the founding fathers of cock fighting. I did, however, 46 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:43,400 Speaker 1: learn a lot about the Alamo. From there. My Texas 47 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:46,400 Speaker 1: history course went from the short lived and incompetently led 48 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,880 Speaker 1: Republic of Texas to the Civil War. That's basically it. 49 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:51,400 Speaker 1: I don't remember learning much about Texas in the nineteen 50 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:54,240 Speaker 1: twenties or anything about the border, aside from some haggeographic 51 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:57,680 Speaker 1: tales of the very first Texas Rangers. Now, in case 52 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:59,880 Speaker 1: you don't know, the Texas Rangers are basically the Loans 53 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,960 Speaker 1: our state's FBI, only with more spin kicking. See the 54 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:06,079 Speaker 1: documentary Walker Texas Rangers for more information on the Rangers 55 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,720 Speaker 1: in their current incarnation. I did, not, however, learn much 56 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:11,080 Speaker 1: about what the Rangers have gotten up to pre impost 57 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:14,560 Speaker 1: Civil War days. According to Kelly Hernandez, author of Migra 58 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:17,960 Speaker 1: history of the U S Border Patrol quote. They battled 59 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:20,720 Speaker 1: indigenous groups for dominance in the region, chased down runaway 60 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:23,320 Speaker 1: slaves who struck for freedom deep within Mexico, and settled 61 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:26,520 Speaker 1: scores with anyone who challenged the Anglo American project in Texas. 62 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:30,440 Speaker 1: The Rangers proved particularly useful in helping Anglo American landholders 63 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:33,880 Speaker 1: win favorable settlements of land when labor disputes with Texas Mexicans. 64 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:37,400 Speaker 1: Whatever the task, however, raw physical violence was the rangers 65 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:42,600 Speaker 1: principal strategy. Yeah, yeah, so cool, very cool. That's how 66 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:44,960 Speaker 1: you do it, raw physical violence. The art of the 67 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:49,840 Speaker 1: raw physical violence, just just shooting people. Now. I found 68 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:52,200 Speaker 1: that quote in several others in a wonderful Intercept article 69 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:54,960 Speaker 1: that makes it very clear just how much unchecked violence 70 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:58,200 Speaker 1: was key to early border patrol strategies, because the Texas 71 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,440 Speaker 1: Rangers evolved from a force bent on maintain aiming white 72 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:03,280 Speaker 1: dominance in Texas to in the early nineteen hundreds, this 73 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:07,920 Speaker 1: nation's first real border patrol. Here's the Intercept quote. The 74 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:10,000 Speaker 1: early years of the twentieth century from nineteen ten to 75 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:13,160 Speaker 1: nineteen twenty were particularly bloody, with hundreds of Mexicans murdered 76 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:15,880 Speaker 1: and lynched in the Texas borderlands. The dead included women 77 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,160 Speaker 1: and children, the aged and the young, longtime residents, and 78 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:21,160 Speaker 1: recent arrivals, says the Refusing to Forget Project, an initiative 79 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:23,960 Speaker 1: started by a collective of border based historians and researchers. 80 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:27,159 Speaker 1: They were killed by strangers, by neighbors, by vigilantes, and 81 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:29,240 Speaker 1: at the hands of local law enforcement officers and the 82 00:04:29,279 --> 00:04:33,040 Speaker 1: Texas Rangers. Some were summarily executed after being taken captive 83 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:35,440 Speaker 1: or shot under the flimsy pretext of trying to escape. 84 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:37,680 Speaker 1: Some are left in the open a rod. Others desecrated 85 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:40,360 Speaker 1: by being burnt, decapitated, or tortured by means such as 86 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:43,560 Speaker 1: having beer bottles rammed in their mouths. So that's the 87 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:48,839 Speaker 1: start of border patrol. What if we didn't do anyway? Like, 88 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:51,240 Speaker 1: what if what if somebody looked at that and was 89 00:04:51,279 --> 00:04:54,280 Speaker 1: like that we should allow that? Well, but then you 90 00:04:54,320 --> 00:05:00,640 Speaker 1: wouldn't be a country. M m night. Okay, okay, But 91 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:04,200 Speaker 1: what funny definition of country here? What if you could though? 92 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:07,000 Speaker 1: That's just I was I'm saying, is what if you 93 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,039 Speaker 1: could that be a country and not do that? Sounds 94 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:13,640 Speaker 1: like some pie in the sky leftist woo woo, common bag. Okay, okay, okay, 95 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:18,080 Speaker 1: keep dreaming, Cody, here, but imagine okay, all right, no, 96 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:22,040 Speaker 1: you're right, yes, too lofty. Imagine all the people not 97 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:26,560 Speaker 1: torturing migrants with beer bottles rammed in their mouths. I 98 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:28,960 Speaker 1: want to imagine, not that, though, what if? What if? 99 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:32,360 Speaker 1: What if not that? What what if not that? What if? 100 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:37,280 Speaker 1: Um laws? What if not that? What if? Laws? This 101 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:40,920 Speaker 1: is poetic, But they broke the law by crossing an 102 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:43,320 Speaker 1: imaginary line. They had to come. If they didn't want 103 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:46,560 Speaker 1: a beer bottle ram in them, they shouldn't have come here. Yeah, 104 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,960 Speaker 1: that's true. And then by like just by virtue of 105 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:53,240 Speaker 1: being here, they're they're criminals. So they're legal human beings. 106 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:56,680 Speaker 1: I mean, do we even want to say human beings 107 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:59,480 Speaker 1: like with these people doing probably use that word when 108 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:01,400 Speaker 1: you when you when you refer to them as human beings. 109 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:04,680 Speaker 1: That makes me breadthrowing angry. Don't take it back, Cody, 110 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:08,160 Speaker 1: I'm not. Actually, if they didn't, if they didn't want 111 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:10,479 Speaker 1: these things to happen to them, and then they shouldn't 112 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:14,520 Speaker 1: come here. We don't want to do it. This is deterrent. Oh, 113 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:18,120 Speaker 1: it's a it's a deterrent beer bottle shows. This is 114 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:21,760 Speaker 1: an example, so you know what you're getting. Yeah, I 115 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:28,800 Speaker 1: hate it. Did it work? No? I did a paper 116 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,040 Speaker 1: which does not in any way translate to the audio 117 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:35,640 Speaker 1: format that we work exclusively in. But it was very 118 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:38,359 Speaker 1: comedique in the room. Thank you. Yeah, I'm glad it 119 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:41,360 Speaker 1: worked in the room. In the roaring twenties, inequality sword 120 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:43,920 Speaker 1: while an oppressive drug prohibition state led to outbursts of 121 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:48,240 Speaker 1: violent crime across the United States, some Americans had decided 122 00:06:48,279 --> 00:06:51,280 Speaker 1: that the cause of their problems we're all the goddamn immigrants. 123 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:53,760 Speaker 1: We've talked a bit about this a little in other episodes. 124 00:06:53,839 --> 00:06:57,000 Speaker 1: The second KKK made halting immigration a keystone of its politics, 125 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:59,320 Speaker 1: although they were mostly focused on stopping immigrants from the 126 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:02,839 Speaker 1: bad parts of Europe, but down south in Texas, many 127 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:06,560 Speaker 1: Americans decided the problem was Mexican immigrants. The need for 128 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:09,120 Speaker 1: Mexican farm labor meant that no real restrictions were put 129 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:11,360 Speaker 1: in place on immigration, but the government created the border 130 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:14,280 Speaker 1: Patrol as a sav to people who wanted something done. 131 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:18,880 Speaker 1: Capitalized the essence something I heard that with the way inflected, 132 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:25,080 Speaker 1: that's why they wanted something done. That's that's yeah, but 133 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:27,240 Speaker 1: people racist and Texas were like, I don't want these 134 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:30,560 Speaker 1: Mexicans coming in. And the agribusiness companies were like, we 135 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:33,920 Speaker 1: can't harvest food without them, so we're not gonna like, 136 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:36,480 Speaker 1: We're gonna lobby the government to not restrict them from 137 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:39,440 Speaker 1: coming in. And racists were like, but that makes me angry. 138 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:44,320 Speaker 1: So the government was like, have have border patrol. That's 139 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:49,280 Speaker 1: where they come from. And now I tossed the bread 140 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:51,680 Speaker 1: also says eat more toast on it. You know what 141 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:53,559 Speaker 1: I'm noticing right now is an issue with my toss 142 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:56,280 Speaker 1: and bread today. It doesn't bounce back like the bagel. 143 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:59,120 Speaker 1: The bagels would pop right back to me like a boomerang. 144 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:01,480 Speaker 1: I'm gonna have. Well, I'm gonna have to have Dani'll 145 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:05,560 Speaker 1: go get it. Thank you, some extra work for somebody, 146 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:10,040 Speaker 1: for somebody, because I am a prima donna. Yeah, Davis 147 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:15,560 Speaker 1: um like Beyonce a queen. I have taken that on myself. 148 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:19,960 Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, I'll keep throwing the bread. You're 149 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:25,480 Speaker 1: gonna get the bagels, all right, Let's continue while he 150 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:29,880 Speaker 1: grabs my toss in bagels. Now. Uh. The early border 151 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:31,520 Speaker 1: patrol was very much cut from the cloth of the 152 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:35,199 Speaker 1: Texas rangers. The intercept interviewed Francisco Can't, a former Border 153 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:38,800 Speaker 1: Patrol agent, who told them quote, I often heard romanticized 154 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:41,520 Speaker 1: stories of the old patrol, a limit for the days 155 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:44,760 Speaker 1: when agents had free reins across the borderlands, lighting abandoned 156 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:47,520 Speaker 1: cars on fire, and tuning up smugglers and migrants at will. 157 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:49,880 Speaker 1: As young trainees, my colleagues and I were taken to 158 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:52,560 Speaker 1: storied places in the desert. A remote pass where earlier 159 00:08:52,559 --> 00:08:55,000 Speaker 1: generations of agents were rumored to have pushed migrants from 160 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,719 Speaker 1: cliff tops and hidden their corpses. A stretch of road 161 00:08:57,720 --> 00:08:59,800 Speaker 1: where an agent had run over a Native American lying 162 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,040 Speaker 1: I'm going to sleep in the road. An isolated patch 163 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:05,040 Speaker 1: of scrubland where agents had force fed smugglers fistfuls of 164 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:07,319 Speaker 1: marijuana and turn them loose to rock through the wilderness 165 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:10,440 Speaker 1: barefoot and stripped to their underwear. There was a lot 166 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:13,920 Speaker 1: to digest there, Thank you, Dan. What does turning up mean? 167 00:09:14,559 --> 00:09:18,600 Speaker 1: Tuning up beating the ship out of Yeah? Of course, 168 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:20,839 Speaker 1: as time when on the border, patrol became gradually more 169 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:24,280 Speaker 1: professional and somewhat less like a bunch of drunken sociopaths. 170 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:27,560 Speaker 1: Less being the operative word not unlike and we're not 171 00:09:27,559 --> 00:09:29,280 Speaker 1: going to talk enough about the number of people who 172 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:33,160 Speaker 1: are killed by border patrol every year. Some violence still persists, 173 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:36,760 Speaker 1: but it's it's obviously less than it was in the twenties, 174 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:39,640 Speaker 1: just like we don't you know, there's still problems with 175 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:43,080 Speaker 1: prescription drug companies, but we don't sell children morphine. A 176 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:45,520 Speaker 1: lot of things are less than the twenties. Yeah, as 177 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:48,959 Speaker 1: a general rule, doesn't make it okay, doesn't make it okay. Um, 178 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:54,120 Speaker 1: so literally almost a hundred years ago. Yeah, so the 179 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,719 Speaker 1: border patrol became less sociopathic, but the desire to fight 180 00:09:56,720 --> 00:10:02,040 Speaker 1: immigration with hooliganry remained ent. Louis Beam. You guys ever 181 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:04,280 Speaker 1: heard of Louis Beam. Oh, he is someone we will 182 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:06,680 Speaker 1: be talking about a lot in my upcoming audiobook, The 183 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:11,199 Speaker 1: War on Everyone, because he's like if George Lincoln Rockwell 184 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:15,800 Speaker 1: is like the George Washington of American fascism, Lewis Beam 185 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:20,920 Speaker 1: is like the Abraham Lincoln of Nazis. Yeah. That actually 186 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:24,040 Speaker 1: does not scan at all. So I don't know why 187 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:29,040 Speaker 1: I said it, but yeah, I got you. Yeah, yeah. 188 00:10:29,679 --> 00:10:32,360 Speaker 1: Lewis Beam did an eighteen month extended tour in Vietnam 189 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:35,240 Speaker 1: as a helicopter machine gunner. He saw extensive combat and 190 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:38,120 Speaker 1: spent roughly a thousand hours shooting bullets at people, accounting 191 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:41,240 Speaker 1: for between twelve and fifty one kills. When he came home, 192 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:43,880 Speaker 1: it was as a radicalized far right white nationalist with 193 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:47,600 Speaker 1: ferment anti communist views. In the early nineteen seventies, Beam 194 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:50,680 Speaker 1: created the Clan Border Watch, part of a new trend 195 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:54,839 Speaker 1: towards paramilitary training among the KKK. Beam stated at the time, 196 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:57,760 Speaker 1: when our government officials refused to enforce the laws of 197 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:02,199 Speaker 1: the country, we will enforce them ourselves. Okay, m that's 198 00:11:02,559 --> 00:11:09,240 Speaker 1: what the that's the that's yeah, are gone given right 199 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:12,840 Speaker 1: to take the lawn to our own hands? Exactly, Yeah, exactly. 200 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:16,440 Speaker 1: If the government won't stop people who are critical to 201 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:20,079 Speaker 1: the infrastructure and economy of this nation from entering illegally 202 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:22,800 Speaker 1: because the legal pathways are a gigantic pain in the ass, 203 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,800 Speaker 1: then it's got to be up to the KKK to 204 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:28,160 Speaker 1: do it. That just makes sense. That doesn't make me 205 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:33,679 Speaker 1: question um any of uh my feelings about immigration or 206 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:38,160 Speaker 1: immigrants or what people think about getting rid of them. Yeah, 207 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:41,960 Speaker 1: I'll just take those two things at face value and 208 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:45,640 Speaker 1: never think about it again. You know. What you know. 209 00:11:45,679 --> 00:11:48,000 Speaker 1: What I love is never thinking about things again. Just 210 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,920 Speaker 1: never think about it again, never think again. It's easier 211 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:54,680 Speaker 1: that way. It's way easier that way. Now we're gonna, 212 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,760 Speaker 1: as I said, talk about Louis Beam so much more 213 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:59,480 Speaker 1: during the War on everyone my upcoming very fun audiobook 214 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:02,320 Speaker 1: that everyone like love find up lifting and dare I 215 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:05,720 Speaker 1: say shamefully erotic. But for the purposes of our story today, 216 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,520 Speaker 1: the tail of the Clan border Watch has a lot 217 00:12:07,559 --> 00:12:10,440 Speaker 1: more to do with two different and somewhat more comical racists, 218 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:18,040 Speaker 1: Tom Metzger and David Duke. Yeah this motherfucker. Yeah. Now, 219 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:21,440 Speaker 1: Metzker was beams counterpart in the California ku Klux Klan, 220 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:24,160 Speaker 1: and Duke was, Well, we'll get to David Duke in 221 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:27,160 Speaker 1: a little bit anyway. Here's how Bring the War Home 222 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:32,280 Speaker 1: by Kathleen Blue describes the Clan Border patrol quote the 223 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:34,800 Speaker 1: patrols functioned both as a publicity stunt and as a 224 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:37,920 Speaker 1: way to inculcate real anti immigrant hostility and encourage acts 225 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:40,920 Speaker 1: of violence. Some patrols worked as photo opportunities for the press, 226 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:44,240 Speaker 1: and one such incident, Duke and California KKK members hung 227 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,880 Speaker 1: Clan border Watch signs on their cars and drove to 228 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:49,440 Speaker 1: the border in near San Diego and Tijuana. When no 229 00:12:49,559 --> 00:12:52,800 Speaker 1: undocumented immigrants appeared, Duke boasted to reporters, I think some 230 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:56,320 Speaker 1: Mexicans are afraid to enter the country because of the clan. See, 231 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:59,720 Speaker 1: there's that deterrent working. There's that deterrent working. Yeah, that's 232 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:04,840 Speaker 1: that's because if if the KKK being there, it didn't work. 233 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:09,160 Speaker 1: So like let's just uh take your kids away. That's 234 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:13,240 Speaker 1: the next step. And just like step, it doesn't work. Okay, well, 235 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:16,600 Speaker 1: I guess like tear gas, you know, Um, that doesn't work. 236 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:19,920 Speaker 1: Next up, bullets. I didn't want to think about it more. 237 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:22,160 Speaker 1: I was gonna put that away. I wasn't gonna, you know, 238 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:25,480 Speaker 1: just not analyze that. The shooting stuff. Remember what you're 239 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:28,320 Speaker 1: talking about. Ay, there you go. You know what I'm 240 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:35,200 Speaker 1: about to put away. The throwing right under my feet. 241 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:38,320 Speaker 1: We gotta stick with the throwing bagels. This this Tasson 242 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:44,280 Speaker 1: bread is Tasson dough doesn't work. What are you laughing at, Sophie? 243 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:48,360 Speaker 1: This is very important. I'm doing a very important podcast 244 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:53,840 Speaker 1: right now. What if the Tasson bread company offered to 245 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:57,200 Speaker 1: sponsor this show? Um, you know, I have too much integrity. 246 00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:58,880 Speaker 1: That's what I like to hear. I mean, I'll let 247 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,800 Speaker 1: them sponsor the show, but I'm not going to lie 248 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,680 Speaker 1: and say that the tossing bread is better than the 249 00:14:02,679 --> 00:14:06,319 Speaker 1: throwing babe exactly exactly. You gotta be honest. Anyone can 250 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,840 Speaker 1: advertise as long as the truth can be told exactly. 251 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:12,800 Speaker 1: The bread is for cradled cream. And that's and that's 252 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,280 Speaker 1: what we stand behind. I mean, it's I'll say this, 253 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:18,120 Speaker 1: it's more fun to throw the bread, but the bounce 254 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:20,520 Speaker 1: back is so much more satisfy on the on the 255 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:23,440 Speaker 1: tossing bagels. You're gonna do that's I mean, I'm gonna 256 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:30,520 Speaker 1: throw the baby. Yeah, four pumps one cream. I mean, 257 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:33,400 Speaker 1: we we could test that out. Let's not, let's not, 258 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:38,440 Speaker 1: but let's do someday when we when we inevitably do 259 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:41,680 Speaker 1: the drunk episode of this podcast, we'll figure out exactly 260 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,360 Speaker 1: how these relate to one of those little creamer packets 261 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:46,080 Speaker 1: you get in the seven eleven in one year when 262 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:48,120 Speaker 1: it's a year old, when it's a it's a year old. 263 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:54,920 Speaker 1: Cream will figure Yeah. So Tom Metzger and David Duke 264 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,160 Speaker 1: are both important figures in the development of the American 265 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,800 Speaker 1: fascist movement. But the day I want to go into 266 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:01,760 Speaker 1: a little bit more detail about David Duke. He's been 267 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:04,240 Speaker 1: racist longer than most Americans have been alive. During the 268 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,120 Speaker 1: nineteen sixties, when he was in high school, he was 269 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:08,960 Speaker 1: already an ardent white nationalist. When he went to college 270 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,520 Speaker 1: in nineteen sixty nine, he became a student organizer for 271 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:14,720 Speaker 1: the National Socialist White People's Party, a direct descendant of 272 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:18,280 Speaker 1: George Lincoln Rockwell's Nazi Party. Duke also started the White 273 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:21,400 Speaker 1: Student Alliance and the White Youth Alliance. He was particularly 274 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:26,000 Speaker 1: active in Louisiana State University's Free Speech Alley. According to 275 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:29,280 Speaker 1: Leonard Zeskin's Blood and Politics quote. In one incident from 276 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:32,520 Speaker 1: those early years, Duke dawned the Nazi stormtrooper uniform, complete 277 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:35,240 Speaker 1: with swastika arm band, and strode around for the cameras 278 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:37,720 Speaker 1: with a picket sign protesting a campus speech by noted 279 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:43,800 Speaker 1: left wing attorney William Kunsler. Free speech. All this checks out. 280 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:46,600 Speaker 1: It sounds like a real good conservative, sounds like a 281 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:50,400 Speaker 1: real good guy. What if, let's say he and these 282 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:52,960 Speaker 1: people were to get a lot of power, do you 283 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:55,960 Speaker 1: think that they would care about free speech? Yeah? Of 284 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,280 Speaker 1: course you think they would they would defend free speech 285 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:01,800 Speaker 1: for people who we disagree with them. You know, you 286 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,280 Speaker 1: know that's not free speech, Cody. Free speech is my 287 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:06,520 Speaker 1: ability to talk about what I want. I don't give 288 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:10,520 Speaker 1: a about someone else. I was reading about a free 289 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:14,760 Speaker 1: speech activist guy named Heitler Hitler something like that in Germany. 290 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:17,160 Speaker 1: I think it's pronounced Titlerler. Yeah, and he came to 291 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,840 Speaker 1: power actually in the early nineteen thirties. I even read, 292 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:21,880 Speaker 1: you know, further in the book that I'm reading about him, 293 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:25,480 Speaker 1: But I think he was a real free speech crusader. Well, 294 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:28,680 Speaker 1: because I don't, you know, I haven't finished the book. 295 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,480 Speaker 1: I'll get I'll get through one of these days. Next 296 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:35,720 Speaker 1: time you talk about Heitler. The California Border Patrol was 297 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:38,520 Speaker 1: Duke's brain baby, first and foremost, although Metzger handled most 298 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:41,560 Speaker 1: of the logistics. Blood and Politics describes the media campaign 299 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:44,040 Speaker 1: he crafted around these patrols. Relating a press conference in 300 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:47,320 Speaker 1: October of nineteen seventy seven, David Duke stepped out of 301 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:49,280 Speaker 1: a rented helicopter and onto the grounds of the San 302 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:51,600 Speaker 1: Ya Cedro Port of Entry south of San Diego, a 303 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,920 Speaker 1: federal office used by the Immigration and Naturalization Service. I 304 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,600 Speaker 1: n S to regulate traffic on the border with Mexico. 305 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,920 Speaker 1: Dressed in a light blue business suit, Duke was to 306 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,640 Speaker 1: rounded by an entourage of tough looking men in street clothes, 307 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:04,560 Speaker 1: all members of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan. 308 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:07,840 Speaker 1: They faced a protest group angry at the clan's public appearance, 309 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,280 Speaker 1: and eggs splatted on Duke's clothes and a rock broke 310 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:13,280 Speaker 1: the windshield of a klansman's car. Police arrested the rock thrower, 311 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:15,200 Speaker 1: while an I n S Agent in charge welcome the 312 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:17,200 Speaker 1: klansmen and gave them a guided tour of the board 313 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:20,040 Speaker 1: facility for Duke and company, this visit was the first 314 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,080 Speaker 1: stop in an effort to stir up opposition to brown 315 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:25,520 Speaker 1: skinned immigrants. We believe very strongly white people are becoming 316 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:28,159 Speaker 1: second class citizens in this country, Duke told the press. 317 00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:31,560 Speaker 1: When I think of America, I think of a white country. Honestly, 318 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:34,160 Speaker 1: that just makes we try to keep this light and fun, 319 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:37,000 Speaker 1: but my blood boils a little bit like I feel 320 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:40,080 Speaker 1: my shoulders and shining up to my ears could because 321 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:42,840 Speaker 1: you're angry at the anti free speech people who toast 322 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:46,159 Speaker 1: the rocket that you you you got me go and 323 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:49,240 Speaker 1: let him speak Yeah. I mean, I think you're doing 324 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:53,280 Speaker 1: a great job because you're you're like relaying the message 325 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:56,320 Speaker 1: but speaking right now. Yeah, these rock throws, the egg throwers, 326 00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,080 Speaker 1: they might as well be shooting guns. They might as 327 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:02,560 Speaker 1: well should guns and should be treated as such. Also, 328 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:05,040 Speaker 1: what about those poor baby eggs, those poor baby chicken 329 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:09,040 Speaker 1: that could have been a third of an omelet um? 330 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:12,879 Speaker 1: As the current president the United States says, maybe we 331 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:16,800 Speaker 1: should treat them throwing rocks as if they were guns. Yeah, yeah, 332 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:20,720 Speaker 1: that makes sense, Uh, because you know, um, when you 333 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,760 Speaker 1: toss a rock that can that could go in a 334 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:27,960 Speaker 1: solid fifteen twenty ft per second, and you know a 335 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,479 Speaker 1: rifle is only like three thousand feet per second. And 336 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:32,840 Speaker 1: it's not that it's not that different, but a tiny 337 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:36,760 Speaker 1: rock exactly what's math but numbers? You know? Come on. 338 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:40,680 Speaker 1: Duke officially announced his Clan border watch several days later 339 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,280 Speaker 1: in Sacramento. He said five hundred to a thousand clansmen 340 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,480 Speaker 1: would patrol the border crossings in areas in between the 341 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:48,879 Speaker 1: fences in search of illegal immigrants. The reality was less impressive. 342 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:51,480 Speaker 1: Less than two hundred clansmen actually showed up to drive around, 343 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:53,199 Speaker 1: and their activity at the border was limited. To a 344 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,160 Speaker 1: few weeks. The Knights of Texas started patrolling their border 345 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:58,440 Speaker 1: at the same time, but in both cases, the border 346 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:01,840 Speaker 1: watches were more pr than pray article. The clan's newspaper, 347 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:05,600 Speaker 1: The Crusader, published a special article to commemorate this heroic action. 348 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:08,399 Speaker 1: No single action in the last decade has done more 349 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:12,200 Speaker 1: to bring public attention and awareness on the border problem. Now, 350 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:14,200 Speaker 1: it would be more accurate to state that no single 351 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,440 Speaker 1: action did more to bring public awareness to the cause 352 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:20,240 Speaker 1: of white nationalism. Focusing on the border and illegal immigration 353 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:24,280 Speaker 1: was a hugely successful pr move for America's most organized racists. 354 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:27,560 Speaker 1: As David Duke himself noted, when a hundred reporters are 355 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:29,760 Speaker 1: gathered around, hanging on every word, when they hope you 356 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:33,159 Speaker 1: accomplish your objectives by their own misguided sensationalism. If indeed 357 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,000 Speaker 1: it was a media stunt, it was by their own 358 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,200 Speaker 1: presence an admission that it was a very brilliant one 359 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:43,800 Speaker 1: that's irrelevant to anything today. Yeah, no, it does not 360 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:46,440 Speaker 1: tie into That's my favorite thing coming on this podcast 361 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:49,440 Speaker 1: because it's how irrelevant it is to hearing hearing stories 362 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,680 Speaker 1: and stuff that has nothing to do with what's going on, 363 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,960 Speaker 1: Like because I like to. You know, we read the 364 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,720 Speaker 1: news all the time, we talk about all the time, 365 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:58,680 Speaker 1: and so you want to shut that part of your 366 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:00,840 Speaker 1: brain off and you just want to things that never happened. 367 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:03,480 Speaker 1: I just want to hear stories that are like, here's 368 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:06,000 Speaker 1: this thing happen. Yeah, that has that doesn't tie into 369 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,040 Speaker 1: anything else, you know, it does tie into anything else. 370 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:13,359 Speaker 1: Ads for products and services. It might even be an 371 00:20:13,359 --> 00:20:19,719 Speaker 1: ad for Sarah Lee Deluxe Throwing bagels. Yeah they failed 372 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:30,240 Speaker 1: right back products, We're back, just like these bagels were 373 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:32,640 Speaker 1: back after I threw them because they bounced right back, 374 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,840 Speaker 1: which should be the tagline. If the fucking Sara Lee 375 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:39,760 Speaker 1: people need to advertiser products, I can sell some motherfucking babys. 376 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:43,200 Speaker 1: They bounce right back. They bounce right Bagel rings, bagel 377 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:49,919 Speaker 1: Oh good, I love it. We've got a career in 378 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:53,600 Speaker 1: this room. Yeah, this this feels more organic than pitching 379 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:58,120 Speaker 1: Derrito's because I love tossing bagels. Yea, even more than 380 00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:01,560 Speaker 1: you love. I mean that can be a euphemism for 381 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:05,760 Speaker 1: a lot of things, to tossing bagels. Yep, yep, my 382 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:08,879 Speaker 1: mind one places. Yeah, if you're a fan of bagel 383 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:14,840 Speaker 1: salad as I am chopped out bagel in a chicken 384 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:18,760 Speaker 1: stir fry, salad and coffee meat. Coffee mate. Yeah, that's 385 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:21,360 Speaker 1: that's the that's the that's the cream. It's a reduction 386 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:25,560 Speaker 1: in the salad cream. This is I've been on this 387 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,320 Speaker 1: podcast a lot. This is the worst thing I've ever heard. 388 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:35,680 Speaker 1: Let's talk about stuff that's even worse. So. While David 389 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:37,879 Speaker 1: Duke and Louis Beam were content to mostly use the 390 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,560 Speaker 1: question of illegal immigration to drum up interest in their 391 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:43,800 Speaker 1: super cool clubs, other Americans remained frustrated by the fact 392 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:46,320 Speaker 1: that no actual action had been taken to stop migrants 393 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:51,360 Speaker 1: from coming over. Inter Civilian Material Assistance, or the CMA. 394 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:54,400 Speaker 1: The CMA was founded in nine three by a wholesale 395 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:57,000 Speaker 1: grocer from Arizona who wanted to provide aid to anti 396 00:21:57,040 --> 00:22:00,440 Speaker 1: communist guerrillas fighting in Nicaragua. This aid even they turned 397 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:03,119 Speaker 1: into actual volunteer tier fighters, several of whom died in 398 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:07,159 Speaker 1: that country. Kathleen Blue notes that quote in Nicaragua, cm 399 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,240 Speaker 1: A acted covertly on behalf of the U. S government. 400 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,399 Speaker 1: It was funded by the CIA and supplied by the 401 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:16,439 Speaker 1: US military. Cool that now. The nine eighties were a 402 00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:18,400 Speaker 1: time in which a lot of civil wars were raging 403 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:21,240 Speaker 1: all across Latin America. Most of those wars were funded 404 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:24,480 Speaker 1: and in some way supported by the CIA and the U. S. Military. 405 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:27,680 Speaker 1: For example, also during this period, the Guatemalan government was 406 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:31,119 Speaker 1: fighting an insurgency. They dumped suspected guerilla fighters into the 407 00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:33,440 Speaker 1: ocean out of helicopters so no one would find their 408 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,879 Speaker 1: bodies and disrupt the military aid they received from the 409 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:38,960 Speaker 1: United States. All this violence and unrest across the region 410 00:22:39,119 --> 00:22:40,679 Speaker 1: led a lot of people to flee their homes and 411 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:43,280 Speaker 1: search for a better's violent life in the United States. 412 00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:45,560 Speaker 1: The c m A was not a fan of this. 413 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,159 Speaker 1: According to the intercept quote, in the summer of nineteen 414 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:52,160 Speaker 1: eighty six, approximately twenty heavily armed men and military fatigue 415 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,720 Speaker 1: stepped into the darkness of the Arizona Desert. It was 416 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,960 Speaker 1: July fourth weekend outside the remote border town of Lachielle, 417 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,440 Speaker 1: and the gunmen were on the hunt, carrying M sixteens 418 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:03,119 Speaker 1: and AK forty seven with Israeli night vision goggles strapped 419 00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:05,120 Speaker 1: to their heads. The vigilante soon found what they were 420 00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:08,720 Speaker 1: looking for, two car loads of Mexican nationals. JR. Hagen, 421 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,680 Speaker 1: the crucifix wearing Vietnam veteran who led the operation would 422 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:13,520 Speaker 1: later say that the vehicles came to a stop on 423 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,440 Speaker 1: their own. Other members of his team disagreed, telling reporters 424 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,439 Speaker 1: that they booby trapped the road, tearing the tires of 425 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,399 Speaker 1: one of the vehicles to shreds before opening fire. It 426 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,520 Speaker 1: was the latest in a series of escalating c m 427 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:27,080 Speaker 1: A actions, which had also included clandestine foes into Mexico. 428 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:30,520 Speaker 1: The militia members held sixteen men, women, and children at 429 00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,840 Speaker 1: gunpoint for an hour and a half before border patrol 430 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:36,080 Speaker 1: agents arrived to take them away. Very big descrupancy story. 431 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:39,040 Speaker 1: I love that they're they're protecting the US border by 432 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:44,320 Speaker 1: invading Mexican and it's fine. It's like, it's like almost 433 00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:47,439 Speaker 1: like people, these hyper masculine people, they need this award 434 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:49,960 Speaker 1: to be fighting. They need to have some like battle 435 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:54,120 Speaker 1: at their planets. I get. I like guns, have football. 436 00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:57,399 Speaker 1: I get the desire to larp with a fucking a 437 00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:00,320 Speaker 1: R fifteen. Go do it on your friends end and 438 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:03,240 Speaker 1: shoot it old cars. Don't funk with people's lives and 439 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:11,359 Speaker 1: shoot their vehicles playing video game play video Yeah. Yeah, 440 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:13,640 Speaker 1: like go funk up another country. And then when they 441 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:18,480 Speaker 1: come there and stop them with guns. Um. I love 442 00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:22,800 Speaker 1: because it's really I was like, okay, one guy said 443 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:25,159 Speaker 1: that they stopped in their own but they disagreed, and 444 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:26,840 Speaker 1: I was waiting for you, like, no they stopped, they 445 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,359 Speaker 1: like held up guns, they stopped the car. No no 446 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:33,080 Speaker 1: they booby no no, we like we like put sit down. 447 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:38,760 Speaker 1: We weren't just standing in the middle room. They didn't 448 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,040 Speaker 1: want Yeah, yeah, I know. They want a war. They 449 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,680 Speaker 1: want a civil war. They want a revolution. There's a 450 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,040 Speaker 1: hand in the old website and like here's nine and 451 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,280 Speaker 1: all these polls of like what revolution do you prefer? 452 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,960 Speaker 1: And it's like I want a civil war. No, I 453 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,119 Speaker 1: want like like revolt against the government. Just like all 454 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,359 Speaker 1: these different options, there's one thing they want. They have 455 00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:59,840 Speaker 1: all those cool toys and they want an excuse to 456 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:04,240 Speaker 1: use them. So nobody voted for the industrial revolution. And 457 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:07,400 Speaker 1: that was my favorite. Was like, what's your favorite? It's 458 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:08,960 Speaker 1: just I just you know what, you know what I 459 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,520 Speaker 1: love is little cute little tikes working in factories. That 460 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:16,680 Speaker 1: just yeah, that really gets me. Well, the keyword is cute. 461 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:20,199 Speaker 1: It's cute. It's cute as when they're little hands they 462 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,159 Speaker 1: go into those grain threshers and They just try to 463 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,320 Speaker 1: pull the stuff out faster than it can cut their fingers. 464 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:28,320 Speaker 1: So cute hands wouldn't be able to do that. They 465 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,439 Speaker 1: wouldn't be less cute, and it would be less cute. 466 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,920 Speaker 1: Oh my god. In there the little the little cute 467 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,639 Speaker 1: little fake limbs for them, the little peg legs and stuff, 468 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:39,280 Speaker 1: and they lose their legs and the threshers like that, 469 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:45,840 Speaker 1: like little black lung Yeah, yeah, I think how little 470 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:49,080 Speaker 1: those black lungs are too. It's adorable. I love a 471 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:54,000 Speaker 1: good liquorice jelly beans in their in their chest. So 472 00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:59,080 Speaker 1: cute took it too far. Jelly beans are cute with 473 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:06,199 Speaker 1: you know what? Yeah, it hit Katie's mike if I 474 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,679 Speaker 1: throw it out the other wall. What what do you? 475 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:13,440 Speaker 1: What is that expression? Sylvie? That was like a pro 476 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:22,920 Speaker 1: Chester throwing something like fire back, Yes, please, thank you, yeah, 477 00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:28,680 Speaker 1: instead of a Molotov's Yeah, Molotov cocked bagel your business 478 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:36,240 Speaker 1: card like a weapon. I love that bagel. There's something here. 479 00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:40,560 Speaker 1: Molototh locks to something. We're close, We're getting there, We're 480 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:44,399 Speaker 1: getting there. I'm proud of all of us. We'll probably 481 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:51,200 Speaker 1: cut some of that out. Dances, No, Sir. One was 482 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:54,040 Speaker 1: an important year for America's political racists. That's the year 483 00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:57,040 Speaker 1: David Duke Ranford governor of Louisiana. He lost, but he 484 00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,879 Speaker 1: won almost of the popular vote, which is a lot 485 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:02,639 Speaker 1: of folks. That's the magic number. Yeah, it's like that, 486 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:07,320 Speaker 1: like that, there's always that range of people who will 487 00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:10,640 Speaker 1: vote for this kind of thing, the president's current approval rating, 488 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:14,480 Speaker 1: and then I don't know you're talking about who you're 489 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:18,320 Speaker 1: talking about. It was also the year of the Gulf War, 490 00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:21,320 Speaker 1: and many of America's white supremacists were very much against 491 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:24,520 Speaker 1: that war happening. The Populist Party was founded by Willis 492 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:28,320 Speaker 1: Carto in nineteen eighty four. Willis will get an episode himself, 493 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,440 Speaker 1: but the short of it is he was modern America's 494 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,600 Speaker 1: first successful intellectual Nazi. Think of him as rich as 495 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,280 Speaker 1: the Richard Spencer of the nineteen eighties and nineties. He 496 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:39,280 Speaker 1: kept his power level just wrapped up enough to avoid 497 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:41,679 Speaker 1: being tired with the same brush as George Lincoln Rockwell, 498 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:45,399 Speaker 1: but he shared Rockwellt ultimate goal uniting the American right 499 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:48,920 Speaker 1: behind white supremacist politics. The Populist Party was a major 500 00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:52,760 Speaker 1: early vehicle for David Duke's political career. In nine they 501 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:56,120 Speaker 1: picketed and protested the Gulf War. Blood and Politics cites 502 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:59,840 Speaker 1: one of the leaflets they handed out by the hundreds quote, 503 00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:01,840 Speaker 1: if the Populist Party were in power, we would have 504 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:04,359 Speaker 1: hundreds of thousands of troops on the Mexican border, not 505 00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:07,760 Speaker 1: in desert desert sand dunes ten thousand miles away. There 506 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,480 Speaker 1: would be no affirmative action quotas or other anti white 507 00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:15,440 Speaker 1: racist schemes, anti white racist schemes. That's my, oh God, 508 00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:21,159 Speaker 1: waiting for like, no more wars, just not we want. 509 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:25,600 Speaker 1: We want to war on those unarmed people trying to 510 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:28,359 Speaker 1: cross the border. I got to kill those women and children. 511 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,240 Speaker 1: We want to be able to see the war from 512 00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:35,280 Speaker 1: our backyard. I want to, I want to. I want 513 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,199 Speaker 1: a war, but I also don't want to have to 514 00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:39,440 Speaker 1: go too far from the kitchen. Well, you don't want 515 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,440 Speaker 1: to have to fight a war in like a gross 516 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:44,560 Speaker 1: foreign country. No want I want to. I want to 517 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,280 Speaker 1: kill some people. I want to go home to my 518 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:54,280 Speaker 1: own bed. Exactly America first, we're here forever. Import, don't 519 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:59,400 Speaker 1: export exactly exactly exactly. We've got a word deficit trade 520 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:03,760 Speaker 1: wise at the war gap. By nineteen ninety two or 521 00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,400 Speaker 1: in nineteen ninety two, Pat Buchanan ran in the Republican 522 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:09,720 Speaker 1: Party primary against George H. W. Bush. So did Tom 523 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:12,960 Speaker 1: Metzger for that matter. Buchanan made border security the keystone 524 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,840 Speaker 1: issue of his campaign. During a press event of the 525 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,120 Speaker 1: Border in May, he told the l A Times quote, 526 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:20,080 Speaker 1: I am calling attention to a national disgrace, the failure 527 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:22,000 Speaker 1: of the national government of the United States to protect 528 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:24,080 Speaker 1: the borders of the United States from an illegal invasion 529 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,480 Speaker 1: that involves at least a million aliens a year. As 530 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:28,920 Speaker 1: a consequence of that, we have social problems, in economic 531 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:33,880 Speaker 1: problems and drug problems. Oh. Unfortunately for Pat, Tom Metzker 532 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:36,160 Speaker 1: showed up at the border that same day intent on 533 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:39,080 Speaker 1: attacking Pat Buchanan from the right. Here's how Blood and 534 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:42,680 Speaker 1: Politics relates what happened next. The only problem was Metzker, 535 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:45,560 Speaker 1: who waited with great fanfare for Buchanan to appear. Where 536 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,600 Speaker 1: was the great White hope? He sneered like a perfect 537 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,960 Speaker 1: villain in a street theater. I want to talk with him. 538 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:52,720 Speaker 1: When Buchanan finally did appear, he was forced to huddle 539 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:55,600 Speaker 1: in a small circle of supporters to avoid contact with Metzger, 540 00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:59,240 Speaker 1: But the ornery arian worked his way into camera range. Nevertheless, 541 00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,560 Speaker 1: pat he old as all the cameras swung away from 542 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:03,560 Speaker 1: the candidate and toward him, what are we going to 543 00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:05,920 Speaker 1: do about all those rich Republicans making millions off the 544 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:08,640 Speaker 1: wet backs in the Imperial Valley. As the camera swung 545 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:11,200 Speaker 1: back and forth, Buchanan beat a hasty retreat after less 546 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:14,200 Speaker 1: than fifteen minutes of photo less opportunity. With the cameras 547 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:16,720 Speaker 1: all to himself. Metzger then staged his own press conference. 548 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,720 Speaker 1: If he were president, he argued volubly, he would station 549 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:22,320 Speaker 1: National Guard troops like a picket fence along the border 550 00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:25,720 Speaker 1: with orders to shoot to kill. The immigration problem would 551 00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:32,600 Speaker 1: be over in one night, he declared, Yes, but also cool, 552 00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:37,000 Speaker 1: but also gross. Um, but also gross. That's a yeah, 553 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:42,320 Speaker 1: that's it's always fascinating, Yeah, hearing current stories like a 554 00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:45,920 Speaker 1: picket fence, but just like, yeah, that a beautiful fence 555 00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:54,640 Speaker 1: guns the right. That's that's a thing. Okay, Okay, It's like, uh, 556 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:58,760 Speaker 1: like I've seen that conversation happen online many many times, 557 00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:01,720 Speaker 1: but just like oh yeah too, Like candidates are doing 558 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:05,120 Speaker 1: their their Twitter their Twitter argument, but in real life, yeah, 559 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,720 Speaker 1: and pulling them to the right. This is what we 560 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:08,400 Speaker 1: had to do before Twitter would show up at the 561 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:13,920 Speaker 1: border and shout at each other. Now, obviously the election 562 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,960 Speaker 1: did not go to any Republican slick Willie, noted lawyer 563 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,480 Speaker 1: and probable rapist one. In the mid nineteen nineties, Clinton's 564 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:24,240 Speaker 1: Border Patrol launched the Prevention through Deterrence campaign. This basically 565 00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:27,200 Speaker 1: focused the border patrol in several specific border cities and 566 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:30,040 Speaker 1: an attempt to funnel migrants into the Sonoran Desert by 567 00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:32,720 Speaker 1: basically blocking off all of the easy ways into the country. 568 00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:35,360 Speaker 1: The idea was that migrants would realize there were no 569 00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:38,080 Speaker 1: safe roots into the United States and thus stopped trying 570 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:42,760 Speaker 1: to enter. I'm sure that worked. Seems like people fleeing 571 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,520 Speaker 1: war and in some cases literal genocide in their homes 572 00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:50,760 Speaker 1: would be stopped by crossing an additional desert. Desperation and 573 00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:55,960 Speaker 1: the human drive for survival is easily deterred. Yes, it 574 00:31:56,240 --> 00:32:00,680 Speaker 1: very very easy to buy a single extra obstacle exactly, 575 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,840 Speaker 1: that isn't necessarily a worse obstacle than once they've already. 576 00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:07,520 Speaker 1: That's a key way to get people to stop trying 577 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:09,960 Speaker 1: to do something. It's like go through hell and be 578 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:13,040 Speaker 1: like what about hell light? Yeah, what about a slightly 579 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:17,320 Speaker 1: less worse. Anyway, let's read the next pair. Oh no, uh. 580 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,240 Speaker 1: It turns out thousands of migrants tried to cross and 581 00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,800 Speaker 1: hundreds of them died in the Sonoran Desert. In many cases, 582 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,640 Speaker 1: they died due to lack of water, heat stroke, and 583 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,280 Speaker 1: all the other terrible things that can happen to a 584 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,640 Speaker 1: body whilst traveling through the desert on foot. But a 585 00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,520 Speaker 1: number of those migrants we will never know how many 586 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,760 Speaker 1: died violently. In two thousand, you Cbo de Harrow, a 587 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:36,080 Speaker 1: Mexican man, was shot to death by Texas landowners Sam Blackwood. 588 00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:39,400 Speaker 1: You Cbo had asked Sam for water. Blackwood was convicted 589 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:43,080 Speaker 1: of a misdemeanor deadly conduct charge and find four thousand dollars. 590 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:45,400 Speaker 1: Several members of the jury hugged members of his family 591 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:49,560 Speaker 1: after the verdict was given. All of this finally brings 592 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:53,760 Speaker 1: me to the Minutemen. Now, if you're like me, the 593 00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:57,479 Speaker 1: Minuteman's Civil Defense Corps were the first vigilante border militia 594 00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:00,000 Speaker 1: you ever heard about. They started in April of two 595 00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,480 Speaker 1: thousand five as the brain child of a man named 596 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:06,600 Speaker 1: Chris Simcox. Now Chris was born in nineteen sixty one. 597 00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:09,200 Speaker 1: His childhood occurred while David Duke was wearing a swastika 598 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,680 Speaker 1: in Free Speech Alley and Lewis Bean was machine gunning 599 00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:14,520 Speaker 1: people in Vietnam. In his early years, Chris' life gave 600 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:16,719 Speaker 1: little hint that he would follow down an evening vaguely 601 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:19,280 Speaker 1: similar path to those men. He moved out to l 602 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,680 Speaker 1: A with dreams of becoming an actor. After several years 603 00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:24,400 Speaker 1: of failure, he became a kindergarten teacher instead, and taught 604 00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:29,760 Speaker 1: at the Wildwood School for thirteen years. What just like 605 00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:35,320 Speaker 1: You're You're really not gonna like where this goes. By 606 00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:38,040 Speaker 1: September eleventh, two thousand one, he'd transitioned to running a 607 00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:41,640 Speaker 1: private tutoring business. According to The Nation Quote, he appeared 608 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:43,520 Speaker 1: to suffer a middle breakdown in the days after the 609 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,760 Speaker 1: September eleventh, two one terrorist attacks, refusing to communicate with 610 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:50,040 Speaker 1: anyone unless they first recited the Preamble to the U. S. Constitution, 611 00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,920 Speaker 1: and laying a series of bizarre messages on his ex 612 00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:56,320 Speaker 1: wife's answering the machine about stockpiling weapons. I'm going on 613 00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:58,880 Speaker 1: a great adventure, Simcox told his son three weeks after 614 00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:05,440 Speaker 1: the attacks. Ah, this doesn't end well. Adventures are fun, yeah, 615 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:10,799 Speaker 1: adventures are fun. I love adventure adventures as adventures, adventures 616 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:15,719 Speaker 1: adventures avengers both are fun. Both are fun um and 617 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:18,760 Speaker 1: nobody dies and either either of them. That's my favorite 618 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:22,320 Speaker 1: thing about adventure is the never dying part. This adventure 619 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,840 Speaker 1: was Chris moving out to Tombstone, Arizona and getting a 620 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:27,400 Speaker 1: gig is a fake gunfighter and a local show for tourists. 621 00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:31,959 Speaker 1: His James are coming. It's fun. It's gonna be fun. 622 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:34,520 Speaker 1: He also sunk some of his savings into buying The 623 00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:38,520 Speaker 1: Tombstone Tumbleweed, a small local paper. Chris changed its editorial 624 00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:42,560 Speaker 1: direction from local news to ranting violently about immigrants. The 625 00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:45,560 Speaker 1: next year, two thousand two, he founded the Tombstone Militia, 626 00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:48,839 Speaker 1: which his own newspaper described as a committee of vigilantes. 627 00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:53,200 Speaker 1: The Tombstone Militias started patrolling the border irregularly. In January 628 00:34:53,239 --> 00:35:02,439 Speaker 1: two thousand three, Chris was arrested for infrequently weirdly. That's 629 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:06,560 Speaker 1: that's how you duck costumes. We don't do it that often, 630 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:10,200 Speaker 1: you know. In two thousand three, Chris was arrested for 631 00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,759 Speaker 1: illegally carrying a firearm in a national park. During one 632 00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:15,719 Speaker 1: of these missions, The Nation notes also in his possession. 633 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,920 Speaker 1: We're a police scanner and a toy figure of Wyatt 634 00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:21,560 Speaker 1: earth Redding a horse. So it is weirdly Yeah, alright, 635 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:24,520 Speaker 1: everything's adding up. Yeah. In April of two thousand five, 636 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:27,360 Speaker 1: Chris teamed up with Jim Gilchrist, a retired accountant in 637 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:30,760 Speaker 1: Orange County, to start the Minuteman Project. According to Chris, 638 00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:33,759 Speaker 1: citizen border patrols were needed to do the job the 639 00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:36,439 Speaker 1: government refuses to do and protect the country from people 640 00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:41,960 Speaker 1: he called invaders. That's a new word. All of this 641 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:47,120 Speaker 1: is new. Not the same language that Louis Beam, the Nazi, 642 00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:50,360 Speaker 1: used to justify the Clan border patrol a couple of 643 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:54,200 Speaker 1: decades earlier. Very totally different, the same identical language. Yeah, 644 00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:55,719 Speaker 1: not the same way that any of these people use, 645 00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:59,040 Speaker 1: the President specifically, or the christ Church shooter, or I 646 00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:06,480 Speaker 1: could should I mean, yeah, you know, I'll just I'll 647 00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,520 Speaker 1: just you know, I actually, it's what do you want 648 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:11,760 Speaker 1: to throw these bagels and anger at that one wherever 649 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:14,799 Speaker 1: you wants you tossed those bagels. Nothing in here can 650 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:21,239 Speaker 1: be damaged solids. They still bound back to Robert and 651 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:24,799 Speaker 1: the invasion is over. Does this play well on podcasts? Oh? Yeah? 652 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,399 Speaker 1: People love people love a good a good bagel throw. 653 00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:31,440 Speaker 1: It's the cornerstone of my show. The minute Man Project 654 00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:34,360 Speaker 1: lasted a month, and it mostly involved groups of volunteers 655 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,720 Speaker 1: sitting in lawn chairs near the border looking for migrants 656 00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:39,400 Speaker 1: with binoculars. While it was unimpressive on the ground, the 657 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:43,640 Speaker 1: Minuteman Project was a huge pr success. Fox paid particular attention, 658 00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:46,480 Speaker 1: but coverage span the gamut of mainstream news sources. I 659 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:49,359 Speaker 1: found an NBC News article from June two thousand and five, 660 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:53,400 Speaker 1: about two months after the Minuteman's first outing quote. Headlines 661 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,560 Speaker 1: from the Arizona event gave the group momentum and turned 662 00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:57,520 Speaker 1: what some believed to be nothing more than a publicity 663 00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:00,319 Speaker 1: stunt into a national movement. The group has since hired Yours, 664 00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:03,600 Speaker 1: reorganized into separate corporations, filed to legally protect the name. 665 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:07,120 Speaker 1: Minuteman Project, hired a Washington based media consultant and started 666 00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:11,520 Speaker 1: an aggressive fundraising campaign, and representatives of the group have 667 00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:13,840 Speaker 1: been to Washington to lobby Congress and relate the lessons 668 00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:17,799 Speaker 1: learned from their time on the border. So unless the 669 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,480 Speaker 1: work continues, it's just going to be viewed as a 670 00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:21,480 Speaker 1: dog and pony show, said James Gilchrist, one of the 671 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,759 Speaker 1: mintment leaders. When the air Zona project wrapped up, he 672 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:27,040 Speaker 1: and Simcox unabashedly acknowledged that among their chief considerations in 673 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:30,520 Speaker 1: Arizona was getting media attention. So if you know one 674 00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:32,720 Speaker 1: thing about the kind of people who create volunteer malicious, 675 00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:35,000 Speaker 1: it's that they're all impossible assholes who hate each other. 676 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:38,160 Speaker 1: Simcox and Gilchrist did not get along, and less than 677 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,400 Speaker 1: a month after blowing up, you know, press wise, the 678 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:46,319 Speaker 1: Minuteman project. Yeah, I'm hungover again, so I'm reading some 679 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,400 Speaker 1: of this like a ship head. Uh. Less than a 680 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,600 Speaker 1: month after blowing up in the news, the Minuteman fractured 681 00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:54,920 Speaker 1: into two separate groups. Gil Chris created Minuteman Inc, an 682 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,839 Speaker 1: organization aimed at fighting a legal immigration inside the US 683 00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:01,880 Speaker 1: by attacking employers violating immigration laws. Simcox ran the Minuteman 684 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,920 Speaker 1: Civil Defense Corps or m c d C. On paper, 685 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,919 Speaker 1: the two groups were part of the same larger whole. 686 00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:09,239 Speaker 1: In reality, they had fairly little to do with each other. 687 00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:11,640 Speaker 1: This worked out great for Chris Simcox because it meant 688 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,280 Speaker 1: he could solicit donations directly to his group without sharing 689 00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:17,440 Speaker 1: with Gilchrist. By August of two thousand six, between sixty 690 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:19,960 Speaker 1: thousand and a hundred and thirty thousand people had donated 691 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:23,640 Speaker 1: money to fund the mc DC's operations. Chris Simcox claimed 692 00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:26,000 Speaker 1: that he had received over one point six million dollars, 693 00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:27,960 Speaker 1: but he claimed at that point to have more than 694 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,080 Speaker 1: seven thousand, four hundred and fifty one Kazami grantes or 695 00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:34,680 Speaker 1: migrant hunters in his personal army. He claims these men 696 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:38,360 Speaker 1: had personally delivered thirteen thousand illegal aliens to the border patrol. 697 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,480 Speaker 1: Simcox and Gilchrist quickly gained the attention of powerful forces 698 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:46,880 Speaker 1: within the American right. According to the Nation Quote, the 699 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:50,560 Speaker 1: cannonball media splash that followed attracted the attention of Diner Consultants. 700 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,839 Speaker 1: The Chicago based political consulting and fundraising operation is run 701 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,680 Speaker 1: by Philip Sheldon, son of the Traditional Values Coalition, long 702 00:38:56,719 --> 00:38:59,640 Speaker 1: one of the nation's most vociferous anti gay crusaders. Diner 703 00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:02,319 Speaker 1: is one cog and Philip Shelbon's revenue generating machine, which 704 00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:05,560 Speaker 1: also includes Response Unlimited, a direct mail firm promoted as 705 00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,240 Speaker 1: the nation's best and most comprehensive source of mailing lists 706 00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:11,839 Speaker 1: for conservative and Christian mailers and telemarketers, and perhaps best 707 00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:14,319 Speaker 1: known for ghoulishly purchasing a list of donors to Terry 708 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:19,440 Speaker 1: Shivo's legal fund from her parents several days before her death. Cool. Cool, 709 00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:22,800 Speaker 1: that's cool. You know what is even cooler. Another mailing 710 00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,160 Speaker 1: list that Response Unlimited would happily sell to the highest 711 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:26,880 Speaker 1: bidder was a list of people who had subscribed to 712 00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:30,480 Speaker 1: a now dead magazine called The Spotlight. Ever heard of Spotlight? 713 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:35,200 Speaker 1: I've heard of spotlights? Yeah? Well The Spotlight is a 714 00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:38,040 Speaker 1: literal neo Nazi news rag that mostly focused on denying 715 00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:41,840 Speaker 1: the Holocaust. Was published by Willis Carto, founder of the 716 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:45,640 Speaker 1: Populist Party and backer of David Duke. So Chris Simcox 717 00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:48,040 Speaker 1: was happy to sell access to his mailing list to 718 00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:55,880 Speaker 1: these these people'll checks out? Cool? Uh, the the I 719 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,640 Speaker 1: didn't care for the Nazi stuff, didn't care for I 720 00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:02,440 Speaker 1: didn't care for that. I like that part. Not a 721 00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:07,919 Speaker 1: fan of referring to them as migrant hunters that so much, 722 00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:12,000 Speaker 1: didn't Um, Can I just say like all of the above, Yeah, 723 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:15,360 Speaker 1: you can't say that. I'm not a fan of migrant 724 00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:18,520 Speaker 1: hunting either. You know what, I am a fan of products. 725 00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:21,320 Speaker 1: I love products services. Oh my gosh, I didn't know 726 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:24,200 Speaker 1: he included before we go out to ads. I'm gonna 727 00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:26,400 Speaker 1: try tossing something I've never tossed, and this might be 728 00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:32,240 Speaker 1: an objectively bad idea. Yeah, I'm throwing them. What happened? 729 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:38,520 Speaker 1: There's no way to one toss all the cream. It 730 00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:43,600 Speaker 1: was fine, safe, everything's good, everything's fine. Nothing pardon because 731 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:46,200 Speaker 1: I bapped it away part of the language, but nothing 732 00:40:46,239 --> 00:41:01,520 Speaker 1: came out. But if something to come out, products, we're back. God, 733 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:06,600 Speaker 1: those ads, I bought it. I bought it all. I'm 734 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:09,120 Speaker 1: so full from those ads. So am I, so am I. 735 00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:12,440 Speaker 1: You know, let's let's let's fill our heads now with 736 00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:19,560 Speaker 1: some some knowledge. Let's digest something knowledge. So we were 737 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,319 Speaker 1: talking about response unlimited people who buy up all the 738 00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:25,040 Speaker 1: mailing lists. They at the minute Man's mailing list, or essentially, 739 00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:28,960 Speaker 1: Chris Simcox sold access to that. The Nation actually managed 740 00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:30,920 Speaker 1: to find out some of the people who purchased access 741 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:34,239 Speaker 1: to the Minuteman's mailing list. It included Judge Roy Moore 742 00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:38,120 Speaker 1: for his failed dubernatorial campaign, Oliver North's Freedom Alliance, and 743 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:43,840 Speaker 1: some organization called Stop Puerto Rico Statehood Budge. They know 744 00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:49,399 Speaker 1: they're fucking Oh my goodness, uh data cool. Yeah, Now, 745 00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:52,080 Speaker 1: most new grifters and Chris Simcox's position would have sucked 746 00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:54,399 Speaker 1: everything up within six months or less of their first 747 00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:57,480 Speaker 1: grift going viral. But Chris is a smart dude. On 748 00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:00,319 Speaker 1: April nineteenth, two six, he showed up on Fox News 749 00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:03,400 Speaker 1: is Hannity and Colmbs. He stated, with zero evidence that 750 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:06,440 Speaker 1: three hundred thousand Middle Easterners had been apprehended entering the 751 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:08,560 Speaker 1: country let in the last year. This is a clear 752 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:11,120 Speaker 1: and present danger. It is the greatest threat to national security, 753 00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:14,719 Speaker 1: in public safety. The time for negotiating is over. He 754 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:19,000 Speaker 1: then delivered an ultimatum to President George W. Bush, declare 755 00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,640 Speaker 1: a state of emergency and deploy the National Guard in 756 00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:24,480 Speaker 1: military reserves or by Memorial Day weekend. We're going to 757 00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:26,640 Speaker 1: break ground and we're going to start helping landowners to 758 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:30,720 Speaker 1: build a double layer security fence along their properties. Thus 759 00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:36,239 Speaker 1: was born fence Gate. Okay, okay cool. President Bush was 760 00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:38,400 Speaker 1: forced to send six thousand National Guard troops to the 761 00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:41,279 Speaker 1: border to placate the Fox watching crowd. Chris used the 762 00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:44,319 Speaker 1: media storm around this to solicit even more donations. His 763 00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,759 Speaker 1: plan was to buy up miles of private land along 764 00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,200 Speaker 1: the border and build what he called an Israeli style 765 00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:52,640 Speaker 1: security fence, including a six ft trench in concertina wire 766 00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:55,239 Speaker 1: on top. By May nine, just a few weeks after 767 00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:57,520 Speaker 1: his Fox appearance, the fence had raised a hundred and 768 00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:01,120 Speaker 1: seventy five thousand dollars. A month later, almost four hundred 769 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:04,400 Speaker 1: thousand dollars have been donated. Week by week, the Minutemen 770 00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:07,799 Speaker 1: grew more and more tightly woven into the Republican establishment. 771 00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:10,319 Speaker 1: In mid two thousand six, it was absorbed into the 772 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:14,520 Speaker 1: Declaration Alliance, a group formed by conservative activist Alan Keys 773 00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:17,120 Speaker 1: in nineteen ninety six to fight abortion and gay rights. 774 00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:20,640 Speaker 1: The Alliances president Mary Lewis, was a former assistant to 775 00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:24,080 Speaker 1: Bill Cristel, editor of the now defunct Weekly Standard. During 776 00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:27,439 Speaker 1: a Minuteman gathering, Keys told the assembled militiaman what we're 777 00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,839 Speaker 1: doing here is not just building a fence. We are 778 00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:34,799 Speaker 1: rebuilding a character. We are redefining a people now. In 779 00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,400 Speaker 1: every press appearance in interview, Simcox has been careful to 780 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:40,480 Speaker 1: note that the Minutemen were non violent. When Alan Colmes, 781 00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,880 Speaker 1: The Fox is Now Dead Pocket Democrat, questioned Chris about 782 00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:46,600 Speaker 1: the fact that some Minutemen carried guns on patrol, Chris 783 00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:49,719 Speaker 1: told him, Alan, this is a dangerous place. There are 784 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:52,719 Speaker 1: drug dealers. Our group in California yesterday came across some 785 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,280 Speaker 1: drug mules, one of them carrying an a R fifteen. 786 00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,480 Speaker 1: You know, our volunteers, thank God for the Second Amendment, 787 00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:00,840 Speaker 1: are allowed to defend their lives that they're attacked and 788 00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:03,480 Speaker 1: when they put themselves in this dangerous situation, the same 789 00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:05,560 Speaker 1: as the men and women of Border Patrol. They have 790 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:09,560 Speaker 1: that right. Okay, the reality of the situation is that 791 00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:12,520 Speaker 1: Chris Simcox, Jim Gilchrist, and many of their volunteers were 792 00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:14,760 Speaker 1: champing at the bit for an excuse to murder brown people. 793 00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,440 Speaker 1: I'm going to play an audio clip from documentary footage 794 00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:19,960 Speaker 1: shot in two thousand four. The first person we're going 795 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,320 Speaker 1: to hear is Gilchrist. I'n available to shoot the Mexicans 796 00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:26,759 Speaker 1: on site, and that would end the problem. After two 797 00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:29,600 Speaker 1: or three Mexicans are shot, they they will stop crossing 798 00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,719 Speaker 1: the border and they take their cows home to them. 799 00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:35,359 Speaker 1: And here's simcos I feel that the people that are 800 00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:39,880 Speaker 1: coming across invading this country, I think they should be 801 00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:43,200 Speaker 1: treated as as enemies of the state. We need to 802 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:46,560 Speaker 1: start putting them in work camps. Anyone could have walked 803 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:50,800 Speaker 1: through the borders of this country bringing bombs, chemicals and 804 00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:54,120 Speaker 1: weapons mass destruction. I think they should be shot on 805 00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:59,000 Speaker 1: site personally. Yeah, you know, all those migrants bringing weapons 806 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,560 Speaker 1: of mass destruction. Yeah, you know. I I looked into 807 00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:04,839 Speaker 1: it because I wanted to know how many terrorists Al 808 00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:07,560 Speaker 1: Qaeda guys have snuck into America through the southern border. 809 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,360 Speaker 1: It's a it's still zero. It's still zero. Yeah. I 810 00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:14,480 Speaker 1: was wondering if it's still It's only been eighteen years. Yeah, 811 00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:18,399 Speaker 1: so fingers crossed that changes. Yeah you're saying zero now 812 00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:25,320 Speaker 1: exactly eighteen years after people started, but you never know. Um, 813 00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:28,719 Speaker 1: it's interesting hearing all these people talk um and say 814 00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:32,840 Speaker 1: these terrible things that uh, many of our public officials 815 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,959 Speaker 1: say and and now do and like the camps um 816 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:39,040 Speaker 1: like the camps uh like insinuating that maybe we should 817 00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:41,240 Speaker 1: shoot them, but we won't. We maybe maybe we should 818 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:46,120 Speaker 1: should we won't, but we should, we won't, but we work. 819 00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:49,520 Speaker 1: I also like, yeah, the deterrent, that'll deter them. It's 820 00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:51,640 Speaker 1: and and that's what Gil Chris said, that like, if 821 00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:53,160 Speaker 1: you start, you only have to kill a few and 822 00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:56,080 Speaker 1: it will deter them. That's literally the same thing Nazi 823 00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:59,719 Speaker 1: Tom Metzger said thirty years earlier. You start killing a 824 00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:04,080 Speaker 1: few and it'll stop it. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, it's important 825 00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,840 Speaker 1: to note that the Minutemen, although they wrapped themselves in 826 00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:10,040 Speaker 1: more moderate garb and we're very tightly woven into the 827 00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:13,160 Speaker 1: Republican Party, we're just as hateful and had intentions just 828 00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:17,319 Speaker 1: as violent as the neo Nazis and klansmen who preceded them. Yeah. 829 00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:20,360 Speaker 1: You know, like people are talking about like Donald Trump 830 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:23,080 Speaker 1: and how like he's like, look look what he's doing 831 00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:25,280 Speaker 1: to everybody. Look what he's doing to the probiicant party. 832 00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:31,200 Speaker 1: It's interesting how it's less that more he's all expression 833 00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:34,360 Speaker 1: of it's he's just the DJ. They were already dancing. 834 00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,400 Speaker 1: He's like, he got up and he pumped up the 835 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:40,640 Speaker 1: fu to their rhetoric. Ye, he's the if I may 836 00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:45,480 Speaker 1: borrow and name the spotlight. Yeah nice, nice, Maybe a 837 00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:48,920 Speaker 1: little bit of it in here. Yeah. So, yes, the 838 00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:51,640 Speaker 1: monument wrapped themselves in the notion of protecting America, but 839 00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:54,080 Speaker 1: what they really wanted was an excuse to murder Hispanics. 840 00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,720 Speaker 1: In part two, we're going to talk about what happened 841 00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:00,880 Speaker 1: when some of them finally got that chance. But first, 842 00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:10,399 Speaker 1: plug p zone. We can what I mean, it's you guys, 843 00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:12,799 Speaker 1: you guys, plug your stuff, drop drop a p in 844 00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:15,239 Speaker 1: the p zone. Look, we're here. We're here on the 845 00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:18,080 Speaker 1: podcast a lot. You like that. We got our own 846 00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:20,680 Speaker 1: podcast called even More News Cody. You to the rest. 847 00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:24,799 Speaker 1: There's also a YouTube show called Some More News. The 848 00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:28,560 Speaker 1: videos and my Twitter is dr Mr Cody and the 849 00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:32,160 Speaker 1: show's Twitter Some More News, and case Twitter is Katie Stole. 850 00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:36,520 Speaker 1: That's right. I have a Twitter. I'm I'm I right, 851 00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:38,960 Speaker 1: okay on Twitter. You can follow me there if you 852 00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:41,799 Speaker 1: want to be my friend or my enemy, I'm taken both. 853 00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:45,840 Speaker 1: I have. There's t shirts you can buy on t public. 854 00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:49,080 Speaker 1: You can find this podcast on Twitter or The Graham 855 00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:51,400 Speaker 1: at at Bastard's pod. You can find all of the 856 00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:54,120 Speaker 1: sources for this episode on Behind the Bastards dot com. 857 00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,280 Speaker 1: I don't think I have any other podcast to plug Sophie. 858 00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:01,160 Speaker 1: Is that correct? You just look like you're angry at me, 859 00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:05,400 Speaker 1: like you furious? Am I missing something? Oh? Do you 860 00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:07,719 Speaker 1: want me to throw the bagels again? Okay, I'm gonna 861 00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:12,120 Speaker 1: throw the babies again. Knocked over Katie's drink. They are 862 00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:16,120 Speaker 1: kidding progressively more dangerous, but I'm not. I'm not gonna stop. 863 00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:21,839 Speaker 1: Why would you Why would you exactly keep going, keep going, 864 00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:25,520 Speaker 1: that's some America logic. Speaking of America, I have podcast 865 00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:29,279 Speaker 1: about what if civil war called it could happen here spoilers. 866 00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:36,200 Speaker 1: It's terrible. The podcast is good, but yeah, I hope so. Anyway, 867 00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:39,839 Speaker 1: the episodes over go, throw some bagels, hug a cat, 868 00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:43,480 Speaker 1: give a cat bagels. We're done, make a bagel. Episodes 869 00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:43,719 Speaker 1: over