Speaker 1: Rooking Jebels second date of date. Nothing says true love
Speaker 1: like a bad case of indigestion, right, not what I
Speaker 1: was thinking, But okay, a lot of times when people
Speaker 1: fall in love, it feels like indigestion, butterfly, it's irritable
Speaker 1: bowel syndrome or something. And that's what Johnny is feeling today.
Speaker 1: Because Johnny made a big mistake on his first date.
Speaker 1: At least I think, So what's up, Johnny? How are you? Man?
Speaker 1: I'm doing okay? What about yourself? Not too bad? But
Speaker 1: you took your date to a hot wing eating contest? Oh? Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I was told women like activity, so you know I
Speaker 1: took her out. I gotta say, I would actually think
Speaker 1: that'd be really fun. Yes, I think it'd be really fun.
Speaker 1: I mean it's obviously informal, definitely have something to talk
Speaker 1: about exactly. I figured it would be something fun and
Speaker 1: just see what happens, you know afterwards. Okay, what happens
Speaker 1: afterwards a long bathroom break? But anyway, what's her name? Angela? Angela? Right?
Speaker 1: And where'd you meet Angela? I met online? It was
Speaker 1: my first date, man, since my divorce. I was I
Speaker 1: worked a lot, I was a little skeptical. So you know,
Speaker 1: and how long ago was the divorce? Eleven months ago? Okay,
Speaker 1: so you're ready, I think I am. Oh, I am.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. Something that's very key in this whole hot
Speaker 1: wing date thing. Did you surprise her with it or
Speaker 1: did you guys agree upon it before you met up
Speaker 1: for the competition. I mean we had talked in general,
Speaker 1: but it was me surprising her with that. Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't know that that's necessarily a good surprise. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: you sprung a hot wing eating contest on her. Wait
Speaker 1: a minute, wait, let me clarify. Now, she didn't eat.
Speaker 1: It was just me and the contest. She was just
Speaker 1: there supporting me. Wait. I don't think I understood this.
Speaker 1: When I approved of this whole hot date you were
Speaker 1: actually participated in the competition. I thought you were just
Speaker 1: going to like watch and it would be fine. No. No,
Speaker 1: I'm a contest and that was a surprise. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I'm a spontaneous guy. I hope she would appreciate that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't know that you have my
Speaker 1: endorsement anymore. I don't think any woman wants to see
Speaker 1: a guy shoveling their face with hot wings at a
Speaker 1: first date. Well, you do sound like a fun date.
Speaker 1: I mean it is all right. So she was there
Speaker 1: to root you on in a hot wing eating contest.
Speaker 1: How did the date go? Though? It was pretty cool.
Speaker 1: So she met me at the restaurant and that's when
Speaker 1: I told her the big news that I was in
Speaker 1: the contest. How long eating contests? What was her reaction
Speaker 1: to that big news? She smiled, I mean her slightly
Speaker 1: wide and she smiled. We talked a little bit before
Speaker 1: the contest, and this is where I think I could
Speaker 1: have gooped up. I think I could have overshared. I
Speaker 1: told her that I like going commando, that I never
Speaker 1: wear underwear, I mean never under any certain winesses. Because
Speaker 1: when did you let her know that information? I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean we were talking. It was you know, I
Speaker 1: had ten fifteen minutes before the contest. We were talking,
Speaker 1: and you have been out of the dating world for
Speaker 1: I'll have it. She Sarah, Yeah, I'll was marriage for
Speaker 1: seven years. I mean I don't I hadn't dated in
Speaker 1: my careerver. But so how does that work? You're like talking,
Speaker 1: You're like, I gotta go do this contest real quick. Um,
Speaker 1: I don't wear any oonewear. I'll be right back. No,
Speaker 1: that's just no. No. We were talking and some guy
Speaker 1: bent over and she saw its cracking. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh wow, I don't wear any underwear either. That's how
Speaker 1: it came up. Okay, I just never wear underwear, and
Speaker 1: I told her. But before I could explain further, they
Speaker 1: called my name to go up to the contest to
Speaker 1: start eating. So I will say, I don't think that
Speaker 1: the no underwear in general is a turn off, but
Speaker 1: maybe the oversharing and like that just seems like it's
Speaker 1: so awkward. Well, you're right, it was awkward. I shared it.
Speaker 1: It happened. I mean I had to move on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my name got called. Did you move on gracefully and recover?
Speaker 1: Or did the rest of the date seem weird? Actually
Speaker 1: it seemed pretty good. She was cheering me on when
Speaker 1: I was eating, Like, let's be honest. Was she like
Speaker 1: yelling your name? She was like clapping like go go.
Speaker 1: She was saying she wasn't yelling my name personally, but
Speaker 1: she was saying go go. She was staying there, so
Speaker 1: she got into the actual contest part. I believe, So,
Speaker 1: I mean, I must be honest. My eyes was blurry.
Speaker 1: I couldn't see crap because the wings were much harder
Speaker 1: than I thought. And how did you do in the competition?
Speaker 1: I mean I came in second place, but you know, hey,
Speaker 1: it was out okay. See if you won that competition,
Speaker 1: you might have won her heart, her spicy heart, but no,
Speaker 1: you didn't win. Hey, but look, the wings were crazy hot.
Speaker 1: She drank milt with me, so I can cool off.
Speaker 1: I mean, we had good conversation. It was it was good.
Speaker 1: It just really doesn't sound like you're putting your best
Speaker 1: foot forward. So I couldn't. I didn't know the weeds
Speaker 1: were gonna be that hot. They were gonna be that hot.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, how did everything end with her? So
Speaker 1: we were done? I walked out to her car, and
Speaker 1: then you know, I meaned over, try and give her chips,
Speaker 1: and she pushed me away because she said she had
Speaker 1: to leave to go take care of her grandmother or somebody,
Speaker 1: some relative that was sickle. How you give her a kiss?
Speaker 1: And she was like, oh, I don't kiss on the
Speaker 1: first date. I was like, no problem, I respect that.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe this next date we have this. Did she agree,
Speaker 1: let's just say, okay, maybe the next date or did
Speaker 1: she just go yeah, yeah, I gotta go take care
Speaker 1: of my sick somebody. She was like, okay, well we'll see.
Speaker 1: She did say, we'll see. That's how it's flirty. Flirty,
Speaker 1: We'll see. Fy. It could go either way. It could
Speaker 1: be flirty or a letdown. Don't you think, like it's
Speaker 1: your first big date back from being divorced. Don't you
Speaker 1: think you should just chuck it up to a good
Speaker 1: learning lesson about not mentioning your underwear or eating a
Speaker 1: bucket load of hot wings into the first date? Well? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they was weird, but it was fun. I mean, maybe
Speaker 1: I can get a whole to her and our second
Speaker 1: date could be more fun, more weird. Hey I'm ready
Speaker 1: to cry. Okay, well play a song. Come back. See
Speaker 1: we can get you more weird, more fun second date
Speaker 1: right after this? All right, thanks man, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: In jubil in the morning, second date, Why am I
Speaker 1: playing this song? Well because Johnny, who's on the phone
Speaker 1: for a second date update today, took his first date
Speaker 1: to a hot wing eating contest. And you know, Johnny Moore,
Speaker 1: that I think about it. I think I figured out
Speaker 1: why she's not calling you back. You came in second.
Speaker 1: I bet you she went home with the winner of
Speaker 1: the hot wing eating contest, probably has a baby on
Speaker 1: the way now and everything because it didn't win. Man, really,
Speaker 1: Oh so we're going Oh so second place, don't get
Speaker 1: me a second date, not when it comes to hot
Speaker 1: wings though, you're just joining us. Johnny did take his
Speaker 1: date to a hot wing eating contest. She cheered him on,
Speaker 1: he came in second place. He asked for a kiss
Speaker 1: at the end of the date. She said she doesn't
Speaker 1: do that on a first date. And then he's been
Speaker 1: trying to contact her for like three weeks now and
Speaker 1: she's not getting back to him. So we're about to
Speaker 1: call her and find out why. I never heard. What
Speaker 1: did you like so much about her? I mean the
Speaker 1: fact that she had no idea we were going to
Speaker 1: a hot wing eating contest and she was cheering only
Speaker 1: go go. I mean she was cool with everything. That's okay, okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so she seemed pretty laid back in fun. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: not to mention. I think she's beautiful, but you know,
Speaker 1: those are lovely things to say that I'm hoping we
Speaker 1: can pass on because I think it's going to be
Speaker 1: an uphill battle for you. But you got this, Johnny.
Speaker 1: I got it all right. Here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Angela please? This is Angela speaking
Speaker 1: Hi Angela. This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in
Speaker 1: the Morning. How are you? Um? I'm okay? What? What?
Speaker 1: Why are you calling me? Who is this? This is
Speaker 1: Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Uh okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a radio show. Why are you calling me? Well,
Speaker 1: because we actually got an email about you from one
Speaker 1: of our listeners. Somebody emailed you about me. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: somebody that you went out on a date with a
Speaker 1: little while ago. What It's a segment that we do
Speaker 1: on our show. It's called the Second Date Update. A
Speaker 1: listener of ours name Johnny, told us that he went
Speaker 1: out with you recently. Oh my god, Nony. Johnny also
Speaker 1: told us that you haven't talked to him in like
Speaker 1: three weeks, so he's wondering what's up. I was trying
Speaker 1: to do the fade away. Can you tell us? Why
Speaker 1: are you were trying to fade away from Johnny? Because
Speaker 1: it was the weirdest date I'd ever been on in
Speaker 1: my life. It sounds really strange from what he described
Speaker 1: to us as well. Oh, he told you, Oh he did.
Speaker 1: He told us how he met up with you and
Speaker 1: surprised you with a hot wing eating competition that he
Speaker 1: was participating in. Yeah, and I didn't know until we
Speaker 1: met up at the restaurant that that was our date.
Speaker 1: Can I just ask you what was what was the
Speaker 1: first thing that we went through your head when he
Speaker 1: told you that he was going to participate in this contest. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I was waiting for him to be like just kidding,
Speaker 1: but he wasn't kidding. No, He's a true competitor. I
Speaker 1: had no idea that that was like a thing that
Speaker 1: like people gathered to like hear people on as they eat.
Speaker 1: But you can't see, I mean, like stepping back and
Speaker 1: having some hindsight, you can see where his mind was,
Speaker 1: Like he thought it would be a fun informal date,
Speaker 1: like an activity for you guys. Yeah, but like we
Speaker 1: how are we supposed to get to know each other
Speaker 1: if he's eating hot wings? Right? I'm not saying the
Speaker 1: execution was good. I'm just saying that the intention was good.
Speaker 1: It was weird because people knew him, like they were like, oh, yeah, Johnny,
Speaker 1: he really good, And I was like, really good at
Speaker 1: what like, so he's known at the bar, or he's
Speaker 1: known at the hot wing eating competition. Hot Wing Eating competition.
Speaker 1: Like people were fans, Like some people had fan T shirt.
Speaker 1: It was strange. It was the weirdest thing T shirt.
Speaker 1: Did you say shirt? Yeah, I mean they were homemade,
Speaker 1: but like still, and it wasn't like his cousins or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like I wouldn't be surprised if he
Speaker 1: had like a like page or something. So are you
Speaker 1: not calling it back? Because the pressures of being a
Speaker 1: celebrity girlfriend would be really hard, you know what. I
Speaker 1: was so weirded out by there wasn't the connection that
Speaker 1: I thought there would be. And I felt bad because
Speaker 1: like after he was done with the contest, we were
Speaker 1: trying to sit down and just like Connett for the
Speaker 1: first time face to face, and he had like sauce
Speaker 1: all over his face and all over his shirt and
Speaker 1: he's like naughty because like the spices are and that
Speaker 1: didn't do it for you. It was just disgusting. And
Speaker 1: then I was trying to not make it awkward but
Speaker 1: it was already awkward, and he was like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: getting so hot, and he took off his hat and
Speaker 1: he was bald, and I was scared. I was just shocked.
Speaker 1: I was scared. So I jumped back and I know
Speaker 1: he saw me jump back, and I felt so bad.
Speaker 1: I felt like a bad person because they didn't look
Speaker 1: like that in the picture because he does half here
Speaker 1: on the side like so I thought that it was
Speaker 1: going to continue, but it didn't. And it's one of
Speaker 1: those sakes, like just shave the sides too, if you
Speaker 1: can't know it on with me. I would have been
Speaker 1: fine if it was just all bald and he was
Speaker 1: like proud to be bald, but I felt like I
Speaker 1: was being tricked alright, So the whole date was a
Speaker 1: surprise to you. The hot wing eating competition and then
Speaker 1: the fact that he was bald. Right, the whole thing
Speaker 1: was like a hidden bald head underneath the baseball cat.
Speaker 1: That's the whole date. That's a good metaphor for how
Speaker 1: the date was. Well, I have another hidden bald head
Speaker 1: for you than Angela. What do you mean by that?
Speaker 1: I mean Johnny is actually on the other line listening
Speaker 1: and wants to talk to you. Oh yeah, no, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm I'm here, Angela. How are you? I'm sorry, Johnny?
Speaker 1: I didn't. I had, you know, I had no idea
Speaker 1: that the JB Jeers upsetted you. My fan club, the
Speaker 1: Johnny be Gooders, I didn't know they upset it. Do
Speaker 1: you have a fan club, the JBG. Yeah, the JB Jeers.
Speaker 1: That's their shirt said, Oh my goodness, that was a
Speaker 1: real oh god day. Yeah. Yeah, So I mean I don't.
Speaker 1: I was trying to be spontaneous. I want you to
Speaker 1: enjoy yourself. I don't see what the problem was. You
Speaker 1: know what, Johnny, it's not a problem. It's just like
Speaker 1: you would be more of like an acquaintance than a boyfriend.
Speaker 1: I could not, like consider being a girlfriend. That's not
Speaker 1: my thing. It's not personal. It's because of the hot Wings.
Speaker 1: So you want to go out another day and don't
Speaker 1: do hot Wings, we can go do something else. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not a competitive eater. I don't. We don't have
Speaker 1: to eat. I mean the JB Jeers won't be there,
Speaker 1: you know. So it just are you sure, Johnny? You
Speaker 1: don't take them around with you everywhere you go, because
Speaker 1: I would if I had a fan, I'm like that.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, only my hot Wings. They support me there, Johnny,
Speaker 1: could you not have mentioned this when we were talking before,
Speaker 1: Like you've made it sound like this was like a fun,
Speaker 1: great idea. No it was. No, this is like a
Speaker 1: lifestyle for you, dude. Yeah, I mean it's my thing.
Speaker 1: This is what I do. I think it would be
Speaker 1: good for her, And you don't see what I do.
Speaker 1: See what kind of man she's getting involved with j
Speaker 1: That right there is already like too much. So Angela,
Speaker 1: you're trying to tell me there's nothing I can say
Speaker 1: to make you want to go out with me. I
Speaker 1: want if I cut my hair completely bald? What can
Speaker 1: I say or do? Literally, Like, I'm just not into
Speaker 1: that guy have a sauce all over his face all
Speaker 1: the time? Are you sure, Angela? Because we would like
Speaker 1: to pay for a second date, would you go out
Speaker 1: with Johnny one more time? We will pay for it? Hey, Angela,
Speaker 1: before you answer that, you just know a real man
Speaker 1: is not afraid to cry in front of a woman.
Speaker 1: And you know I did that in front of you, girl,
Speaker 1: and the j you cry me and the gg wh
Speaker 1: did you crying? Dude? The wings were harder than I thought.
Speaker 1: I told you that earlier. Come on, so obviously it's
Speaker 1: gonna bring tears angela one more date with Johnny. Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, Johnny. If you are a very unique and
Speaker 1: special person and seem really sweet, you're just not the
Speaker 1: guy for me. Oh, Johnny, I'm sorry, man, no second date.
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like she's gonna go out with you. Ahem. Man, dude,
Speaker 1: I really tried. Man. I can't believe somebody wouldn't want
Speaker 1: to go out with you because I'm really good at something.
Speaker 1: And Johnny, how can you ever really be alone when
Speaker 1: you have your own fan club? None of us can
Speaker 1: say that you have the Jbgars. Oh hey, you know what,
Speaker 1: You're right, dude. I appreciate the love, man. Just for that.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring you to the next contest and we're
Speaker 1: gonna do this together. I'll cheer louder than any Johnny
Speaker 1: Be Gooder for you, all right, give me a T shirt. Man,
Speaker 1: I'll see you there in the morning. I just want
Speaker 1: you to know I'm officially a Johnny be good Er. Ye.
Speaker 1: Talking about today's second day update and everybody texting in
Speaker 1: at seven eighty five to nine two supports the dude
Speaker 1: from today's second day update. His name was Johnny, and
Speaker 1: he wanted to call a girl named Angela. He wasn't
Speaker 1: getting a call back because he took her to a
Speaker 1: hot wing eating contest. Kind of surprised her with that.
Speaker 1: And also she said that he took off his hat
Speaker 1: and he was balding and he was surprised bald. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's just a lot of shocking things in date. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a big competitive eater, I guess at this bar,
Speaker 1: and he has a fan club, the Johnny be Gooders,
Speaker 1: And she just said his passion for eating things kind
Speaker 1: of turned her off. She wasn't into him because he
Speaker 1: just wanted to go eat I see hot wings all
Speaker 1: the time and hang out with his fan club. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like someone said on the textboard, poor guy just wanted
Speaker 1: to be spontaneous. Maybe a little too spontaneous. Just shows
Speaker 1: guys don't plan dates really like, don't try to do
Speaker 1: too much on dates. Just show us, go to dinner,
Speaker 1: keep it normal, don't try to do too much. No
Speaker 1: hot wing eating contests, and don't introduce him to your
Speaker 1: fan club until at least date number three. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: for sure. Remembers you want to do a second day update,
Speaker 1: I'll have to do his email the show and we
Speaker 1: will call the person who didn't call you back to
Speaker 1: feel