Speaker 1: Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred
Speaker 1: minutes a week was enough, think again. He's the last
Speaker 1: remnants of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness.
Speaker 1: He treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as
Speaker 1: the rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow. It's a
Speaker 1: clearinghouse of hot takes. Break free for something special. The
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Speaker 1: and where you get your podcast, and we thank you well.
Speaker 1: That's really the only way the podcast can be heard
Speaker 1: is on demand. There's no other way to hear the parties.
Speaker 1: We don't stream it live. People have asked me, Danny,
Speaker 1: whether or not we would consider doing the podcast live
Speaker 1: on Twitch. A lot of radio shows are also on Twitch,
Speaker 1: and I've told them I don't know that's a good
Speaker 1: idea because I don't think we get paid extra for it.
Speaker 1: B we have a lot of corporate people. We'd have
Speaker 1: to get get that through right. We couldn't just do that.
Speaker 1: We'd have to get that green lighted by somewhat at corporate,
Speaker 1: which is a pain in the paint in the behind.
Speaker 1: So yeah, plus all the famous Mallards show drops come
Speaker 1: in post production. You pay me five hundred thousand dollars,
Speaker 1: I'll endorse a game magazine or it's kind of like
Speaker 1: George Norri said. And then we had George on the podcast,
Speaker 1: and George is, like I do radio. He doesn't want
Speaker 1: a camera in the Coast to coast studio. He wants
Speaker 1: to set the mood. I set the mood in the studio. Now.
Speaker 1: I do put a camera in for the monologues, but
Speaker 1: once the monologues are over, I turned the lights off
Speaker 1: and I turned the camera off, and it's just me
Speaker 1: and the microphone. Because that's me and you, Danny, were
Speaker 1: old radio guys. That's how you do radio. Don't have
Speaker 1: a camera there. TV's a whole different world. I understand
Speaker 1: if we live in the era of internet streaming and
Speaker 1: all that stuff, But to me, doing radio the right way,
Speaker 1: you're not talking to a camera, You're talking to a microphone.
Speaker 1: It's a much different, organic experience. Yeah. The very first
Speaker 1: time they put the webcams in the broadcasting studios, I
Speaker 1: remember it was so awkward. Because all these listeners were
Speaker 1: clamoring to see how exciting it was in the studio,
Speaker 1: and really it was just a couple of guys sitting
Speaker 1: around in there. We came up with clever ways to
Speaker 1: entertain the audience, but you're right, we're supposed to be
Speaker 1: doing that through content and our voices through audio, not
Speaker 1: dancing like chickens on an open flame. Generally not a
Speaker 1: good idea. So we are going to get to the mailbag.
Speaker 1: That is the main event. The mailbag is the main event.
Speaker 1: But before we get to the mailbag, we did not
Speaker 1: have time for let's get scientifical. So let's get science.
Speaker 1: Go Danny a few science stories. There are some great
Speaker 1: science stories this week, and I was debating whether or
Speaker 1: not to do Let's get scientifical, and I was like, no,
Speaker 1: this is such a great week. Some weeks are a
Speaker 1: little slower than others. We've got to do this because
Speaker 1: these are hilarious stories and you might have missed some
Speaker 1: of these from the world of science this last week.
Speaker 1: Did you see that scientists were able to grow mammoth
Speaker 1: flesh in a lab and they were able to make
Speaker 1: a prehistoric meat ball? Do you see it? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: think it's gonna be my new favorite tri tip. Think
Speaker 1: of the market for prehistoric meatballs when you go to
Speaker 1: the zoo and you can buy a prehistoric meat ball meatball.
Speaker 1: My favorite part of the story is so these scientists
Speaker 1: they grew this thing, and they're too scared to actually
Speaker 1: eat it. They're too scared in case the protein proves
Speaker 1: to be deadly. So they're like, you know, I think
Speaker 1: we're good. I think they mixed and matched cells from
Speaker 1: these unconventional species to make the new meat from the
Speaker 1: mammoth and ten has been extinct for ten thousand years,
Speaker 1: this wild beast, the wooly mammoth. And they're like, no,
Speaker 1: we're good. You know what they should do. I bet
Speaker 1: you there's somebody out there that if they paid enough money,
Speaker 1: they would eat it, and you could make it like
Speaker 1: a reality TV show. Oh, Cooper Loop would do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we's proven that he's eating stuff worse, worse, I should say,
Speaker 1: worse for you than a ten thousand year old mammoth
Speaker 1: flesh meat poll but I want to mount it. Well,
Speaker 1: here's good news if you're planning on living a long time.
Speaker 1: This actually relates to something we talked about in a
Speaker 1: previous episode of the podcast. The science community says now
Speaker 1: that we are not even close to reaching the maximum lifespan.
Speaker 1: Human lifespans are capable of zooming, zooming past the record,
Speaker 1: the current record. You know how long the record is
Speaker 1: for living today in the in the world they recorded
Speaker 1: history of humanity. I'm gonna say, hundred and twenty seven.
Speaker 1: You're close, but you went over, so you do not
Speaker 1: win the showcase showdown. One hundred and twenty two years
Speaker 1: is the current record. Okay. They say that people reaching
Speaker 1: the age of one hundred and fifty will be very likely.
Speaker 1: This according to researchers at the University of Georgia. He
Speaker 1: says we're not even close to reaching the maximum potential lifespan. Said.
Speaker 1: The findings are based on the analysis of mortality rates
Speaker 1: going back more than three centuries across nineteen countries, and
Speaker 1: they say for most of recorded to human history, the
Speaker 1: average life expectancy has been between twenty to forty years.
Speaker 1: Today humans live around eighty years. And they say with
Speaker 1: improved nutrition, clean water, better sanitation, blah blah blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: medical science improvements experts suspect genetic manipulation calorie restriction could
Speaker 1: extend life to like one hundred and fifty they say,
Speaker 1: or so years and even past that. So here's the thing, though, Danny,
Speaker 1: would you allow them to mess with crap in your
Speaker 1: brain if you were told you would live longer? But
Speaker 1: it's like those don't guarantee, But they could take certain
Speaker 1: things that are dying out of your brain and put
Speaker 1: things that will that are younger, that will live longer
Speaker 1: inside you, the genetic manipulation. Would you be down with that?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Now it's just like the HBO
Speaker 1: show The Last of Us. Anytime there's brain surgery going on,
Speaker 1: you need to like check out of that hospital immediately
Speaker 1: before they take the saw to your skull. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: that's Frankenstein stuff. The oldest woman in all time in
Speaker 1: recorded history is Jane Clement of France. She lived to
Speaker 1: be one hundred and twenty two years and one hundred
Speaker 1: and sixty four days old when she finally died. The
Speaker 1: oldest known living person right now is a woman in
Speaker 1: Spain who is one hundred and sixteen. The oldest known
Speaker 1: living man is a guy named Juan Vincent Perez of
Speaker 1: Venezuela who's one hundred and thirteen. Women live longer than us. That, yeah,
Speaker 1: get away from me. Remember that woman she lived to
Speaker 1: be one hundred and five and they asked her what
Speaker 1: her secret was. She said she had one doctor pepper
Speaker 1: every day. Yeah, makes sense to me. Yea, what's wrong
Speaker 1: with that? Oh, doctor's in the name of the product. Yeah, exactly. Hello,
Speaker 1: what do you what do you think they just put
Speaker 1: that in there for no reason? No, it's wrong with you.
Speaker 1: Let's see what else do we about. New research suggests
Speaker 1: that physical exercise has little mental benefit. So much for
Speaker 1: the idea that that helps your mental health. New research
Speaker 1: says that is bullshit, that it does not help your
Speaker 1: mental health. That according to a story out in the
Speaker 1: science world. As we are getting scientifical on the podcast,
Speaker 1: and so that is the claim. I used to say
Speaker 1: that back in the day when I always at pe class.
Speaker 1: This is not going to help me. There's a no. No,
Speaker 1: you feel better if you know you run around? No, No,
Speaker 1: I'm good. Yeah, hasn't helped Andre Drummond. Hello, I saw that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he got changed his number and got rid of social media. Like,
Speaker 1: couldn't you do that without announcing to the world that
Speaker 1: you're doing it? You know what I mean? I guess
Speaker 1: it's easier a little bit easier to take time away
Speaker 1: from your team if people know what's going on for you.
Speaker 1: And nowadays bull are understanding about quote unquote mental health.
Speaker 1: When we were his age, people would have told us
Speaker 1: we were being a pussy. Yeah, and that is the
Speaker 1: bullet proof excuse, That is the silver bullet to get
Speaker 1: out of any problem. Like Ben Simmons is a freaking
Speaker 1: disgrace for the Brooklyn Nets in the NBA. The guys
Speaker 1: in bezzling money out of the NBA. But he claims
Speaker 1: mental health issues, and so it's like, you know, we'll
Speaker 1: leave malone. You know, John Morant has a gun on camera.
Speaker 1: I need to take time away from my mental health.
Speaker 1: Well that's an all time top ten, I would say,
Speaker 1: top five bullshit story. The therapy job Morant got is
Speaker 1: listed on a medical quackery website, but nobody bothered to
Speaker 1: read that part of the story. It's hilarious, It's absolutely hilarious.
Speaker 1: And the NBA media there's such such toadies for the NBA.
Speaker 1: They're sewing the bag. They didn't even bother to read
Speaker 1: the fine print. Hey told Stool I spent a couple
Speaker 1: of minutes digging around on this west. It's not it's
Speaker 1: this supposed ancient therapy, but it's from from Asia and
Speaker 1: it's it's said to be complete bullshit. But anyway, I
Speaker 1: think that's enough signs. I want to get to the
Speaker 1: mail bag. And I know we always run out of
Speaker 1: time and all that stuff. So are you are you
Speaker 1: ready for the mail bag? Let's get it on Ohio Aw.
Speaker 1: It's I told Ohio Owl. He's pretty much producing everything
Speaker 1: about this party. Every every day there's something with Ohio Ow.
Speaker 1: There's a feature with Ohio Owl's music stylings in here.
Speaker 1: These are actual letters sent in by actual listeners to
Speaker 1: the mailbag. You can send a message in right now.
Speaker 1: You don't have to wait for me to post something
Speaker 1: on the Facebook page, which is Ben Maller's show. You
Speaker 1: can send a question in courtesy of Real fifth Hour
Speaker 1: at gmail dot com. That's spelled that out, no numbers,
Speaker 1: all letters, Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com, and
Speaker 1: we will use it name in city, name and city.
Speaker 1: First first message comes from Alf the Alien Opiner and
Speaker 1: parts unknown. He says, way back when when Benny versus
Speaker 1: the Penny was a breakout star on YouTube, there was
Speaker 1: a faithful day when a young Missus Maller was feeling
Speaker 1: frisky and joined the unwashed in the chat. Now, during
Speaker 1: this time, I was able to ascertain that she is
Speaker 1: a fan of the devil's blood and has gone so
Speaker 1: far as to bring it into the confines of the
Speaker 1: Mallard mansion. Let's pause right there. Yes, many people think
Speaker 1: that my wife is wonderful, and I love my wife.
Speaker 1: I was at merit her. I think she's she's almost perfect.
Speaker 1: But one of her weak spots, Danny, one of her
Speaker 1: blind spots is the devil's blood. She loves the devil's blood,
Speaker 1: and when we go to restaurants, she will thumb her
Speaker 1: nose at me and order a side of ranch dressing
Speaker 1: the devil's blood. And I believe she does it intentionally,
Speaker 1: as like a power move, like a flex just to
Speaker 1: stick it to me. Anyway, Alf continues, he says, I
Speaker 1: also have I also asked missus Garcia about pickles, and
Speaker 1: much to my surprise, she is a fan. Yeah, Eddie
Speaker 1: hates pickles. I'm not a big pickle fan. I like
Speaker 1: the smell of pickles, I don't like the texture. I
Speaker 1: don't like the taste. They're too slimy. So anyway, alf says,
Speaker 1: my question to daddy, Gaddy, is there a food item
Speaker 1: that you absolutely detest that you're tinder ROWNI not only likes,
Speaker 1: but also has on hand in your home. I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess tomatoes would be the one thing where she
Speaker 1: has eating them before, right in front of me, her
Speaker 1: and her daughter, and they're like, look and they're taking
Speaker 1: a bite out of a fresh tomato. Yeah, and that
Speaker 1: really makes my skin crawl. Hey, I'm allergic to fresh
Speaker 1: tomatoes because of fulic acid. That's what I'm allergic to.
Speaker 1: That stuff gets cooked out of tomatoes, spaghetti sauce, all
Speaker 1: that Marianara, a nice Marianera. Yeah, ketchup. I like all
Speaker 1: that stuff. The folic acid is out of it, so
Speaker 1: I can have it, thank God. But a fresh tomato,
Speaker 1: like my cousins when I was a little kid, they
Speaker 1: used to take the salt shaker and they would pour
Speaker 1: salt onto a fresh tomato and take a bite out
Speaker 1: of it like it was an apple. You want to
Speaker 1: talk about horrible texture and a nasty taste. Yeah, Can
Speaker 1: anybody eat a tomato like that? That is disgusting? It
Speaker 1: really is as far as a pickle and a are
Speaker 1: you kidding me. I will dip a pickle into ranch
Speaker 1: any day of the week before I would touch or
Speaker 1: go nearer a fresh tomato. Now, are you concerned that
Speaker 1: your your spawn to be born to be named a
Speaker 1: later date here and all that will inherit that from
Speaker 1: your wife, that that will mock you by eating fresh tomatoes?
Speaker 1: Tomato right in front of my fad like dad, look, yeah, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: take a bite out of one. Oh man, I'll slap
Speaker 1: the taste out of his mouth if he does that. Son,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna teach you what we did back when I
Speaker 1: was a kid. I would live in a softer time
Speaker 1: these days, but I'm gonna go old school, is what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. But I hear you can't slap kids
Speaker 1: these days, so I'm not sure how I'm even going
Speaker 1: to a parent. You got a flashback? He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know anyway, all right. Next up, we have Neil
Speaker 1: from the Real Miami says back in the fifth hour
Speaker 1: Digital Dojo, and Neil says, we wondered what happened Neil.
Speaker 1: He says his pops died suddenly at the beginning of
Speaker 1: the year. He says, both my grandparents died in January. Also,
Speaker 1: he says, what the f He says, you're pops too. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I lost my father a couple of years ago, and
Speaker 1: it happened in the middle of the whole COVID stuff.
Speaker 1: And I don't need to get into it here, but
Speaker 1: he likely would have been okay if it hadn't been
Speaker 1: He didn't die of COVID, but we couldn't take him
Speaker 1: to the doctor, and he died because we didn't get
Speaker 1: him to the doctor fast enough. By the time we
Speaker 1: got him there, the infection had spread. And there you
Speaker 1: go anyway, says in his father, and Neil says he
Speaker 1: died in his van in the parking lot of a
Speaker 1: Russian store with a fried pastry in his hand, which
Speaker 1: he didn't even get. Oh, that's terrible. It would have
Speaker 1: been better if he had had like a final nice pastry.
Speaker 1: Du Yeah, but you never know when it's gonna end.
Speaker 1: So Neil says he sat shiva for a month, which
Speaker 1: was essentially being like weed man hippie. That's a great
Speaker 1: description of sitting ship. And he got that final aroma
Speaker 1: of a bakery. Though. Is there anything better than walking
Speaker 1: into like a donut shop? Yeah, that's pretty good. The
Speaker 1: smells from that. He says he is back by the way,
Speaker 1: sitting shiva. He points out no personal hygiene, entertainment anything,
Speaker 1: and as a result, he fell off the podcast bandwagon
Speaker 1: and all that. But he says he is back now.
Speaker 1: He's been catching up on old episodes. God bless you,
Speaker 1: and he says, I have a question for you two
Speaker 1: utes on the topic of food. How come you never
Speaker 1: mention any food trucks in the age of food truck rallies.
Speaker 1: You always talk about your favorite spots like Tito's Tacos
Speaker 1: or the Italian style restaurants with badass pasta for Danny Gee,
Speaker 1: But what is your go to food truck or not.
Speaker 1: First of all, Neil, my condolences to your father. I
Speaker 1: know what that's like. I went through that and it's
Speaker 1: a terrible thing. We all know that. My condolences. Hopefully
Speaker 1: you've you've continued to honor your father, your life's going on.
Speaker 1: I understand it's one of the terrible things. But you
Speaker 1: gotta continue to live your life in honor of your parents.
Speaker 1: That's what I always say of us, both my parents.
Speaker 1: So with that set with that said, my problem with
Speaker 1: food trucks, I have eaten at food trucks. There's tons
Speaker 1: of those food trucks that are all trendy in Los
Speaker 1: Angeles like every other big city. Problem is, Danny, I
Speaker 1: grew up in the age where we called food trucks.
Speaker 1: You don't remember what we called food trucks when we
Speaker 1: were kids. Danny roach coaches exactly exactly. So I still
Speaker 1: have the heebie geebs at these food trucks that have
Speaker 1: all these amazing foods. And I've been on the freeway
Speaker 1: the highways out here, and I've been driving around. I
Speaker 1: see this food trucks. Oh man, that looks like maybe
Speaker 1: like a cheese steak truck. I'm like, that's the greatest
Speaker 1: cheese steak truck of all time. And then I won't
Speaker 1: actually end up going there. I have eaten at a
Speaker 1: few of them. There was a big food truck festival
Speaker 1: when I lived kind of near Santa Anita Race Track.
Speaker 1: I used to live right near there, and they had
Speaker 1: on the weekends during the summer, they would have this
Speaker 1: outdoor carnival thing and it was all food trucks and
Speaker 1: it was awesome. But I don't have a go to
Speaker 1: food truck. What about you, Daddy g Yeah, we pretty
Speaker 1: much stay away from the roach coach, as you say,
Speaker 1: because of the way we Yeah, I grew up. It
Speaker 1: was like I wasn't a first choice. It was a
Speaker 1: last resort. It's kind of like coming out of the
Speaker 1: La Memorial Coliseum as a kid. Those hot dogs wrapped
Speaker 1: in the bacon. They smelled so good. But my mom
Speaker 1: would like slap my hand when I would walk over
Speaker 1: wanting to buy one. She'd be like, get away from
Speaker 1: that cart. Do you know how many germs are in
Speaker 1: that cart? And so it's kind of how we were
Speaker 1: just you know, we all kind of were raised like
Speaker 1: that here in this area. But the one thing my
Speaker 1: wife he does like and she'll stop for it is
Speaker 1: the fruit carts where they make the fruit cups yeah,
Speaker 1: okay popular, And you could kind of there's just one
Speaker 1: guy manning the fruit and he puts the gloves on
Speaker 1: and you can tell that the hygiene is being met.
Speaker 1: And also the elote man, the guy that does the corn. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's another stand where it's just one guy and you
Speaker 1: could check it out with your own eyes to make
Speaker 1: sure that he's clean. If they're clean, go for it.
Speaker 1: But the truck, you don't know, Ben, because you can't
Speaker 1: go inside the coach and inspect it. Every once in
Speaker 1: a while in life, you have to be a daredevil,
Speaker 1: like the people that eat the bacon wrapped hot dogs
Speaker 1: outside the stadiums and all that. I love the smell
Speaker 1: of those things, but the assumption can only imagine where
Speaker 1: those carts go when the people are not using them
Speaker 1: to bake the hot dogs. You don't imagine, like we
Speaker 1: had Opening Day the other night, Opening Night at Dodger
Speaker 1: Stadium and outside Dodger Stadium, as every Opening Day, there
Speaker 1: were lines of those carts with people selling the hot
Speaker 1: dogs outside the stadium, and people were buying them as
Speaker 1: they were walking away from the stadium. But no, you
Speaker 1: should have the nervous harms. Yikes. Next on the mailbag
Speaker 1: Marcus Insane Antony all Rights, and he's excited about the
Speaker 1: start of the baseball season. He says, always look forward
Speaker 1: to listening to the stories from back in the day
Speaker 1: when you worked around baseball in the big leagues or
Speaker 1: even the miners. Ben and the boys were reminiscent on
Speaker 1: some of their favorite timing, the sort of moments ballpark
Speaker 1: food and talk of the old ice cream in the
Speaker 1: mini helmet. Immediately brought me back to my childhood. Marcus
Speaker 1: points out that one of my favorite memories growing up
Speaker 1: when my father would bring us to Colorado Sky Socks
Speaker 1: minor league games. He says, his brother and I would
Speaker 1: visit my father during the summer, and watching baseball on
Speaker 1: a warm summer evening was always at the top of
Speaker 1: the list. My favorite moment was the first time I
Speaker 1: got an autograph on a baseball that I still have
Speaker 1: in a case to this day. Max Hatkin, the clown
Speaker 1: Prince of baseball. I know who that is. Have you
Speaker 1: seen the photos and there's video. This guy was one
Speaker 1: of the early mascots in baseball, the clown Prince of baseball. No,
Speaker 1: I'll have to look that up. Yeah, yeah, And he says.
Speaker 1: My question for you guys, Benn and Danny Gee is
Speaker 1: who was the first autograph you ever received and do
Speaker 1: you still have it to this day? Thank you for
Speaker 1: the time. Let's play ball, Marcus in San Antonio, Marcus,
Speaker 1: thank you for downloading the podcast. Appreciate that. Tell a friend.
Speaker 1: So I don't remember the first autograph I got. You
Speaker 1: gotta understand, though, Marcus. When I was in high school,
Speaker 1: I grew up in Orange County, not far from the
Speaker 1: Big A where the Angels play, and to make extra
Speaker 1: money and mainly to get into the games for free
Speaker 1: because people would pay for my ticket. I would go
Speaker 1: out after school and during the summer, when I didn't
Speaker 1: have to worry about going to school, I'd go out
Speaker 1: to the ballpark and I was an autograph found I'd
Speaker 1: collect autographs and then I'd just give them to my boss,
Speaker 1: who would then give me money or food or whatever.
Speaker 1: And I got to hang out and see all these
Speaker 1: legendary baseball players when I was a kid, a high
Speaker 1: school kid. However, the autograph story that popped in my head.
Speaker 1: Marcus one of my heroes when I was kid, because
Speaker 1: I loved in home runs and the guy was a
Speaker 1: big personality even though he killed the Dodgers. Reggie Jackson
Speaker 1: the eyes of a child, Reggie Jackson was like amazing,
Speaker 1: mister October, the whole thing. And so I had a
Speaker 1: chance to get Reggie Jackson's autograph as a kid. He
Speaker 1: was signing some autographs at a game, but I did
Speaker 1: not have a photo of Reggie Jackson. I did not
Speaker 1: have a Reggie Jackson baseball card with me, which is
Speaker 1: what people were getting signed. So I had Reggie Jackson
Speaker 1: autograph a one dollar bill that I happened to have
Speaker 1: in my wallet and Danny Gee, Reggie Jackson child to
Speaker 1: a hero of mine. I gave him the dollar bill.
Speaker 1: I told him the autograph it. He gave me a
Speaker 1: look like, what the fuck are you doing? Like? He
Speaker 1: gave me this look like what are you serious? Like
Speaker 1: why would you want me to know it was? But
Speaker 1: I still had that. It was in my house when
Speaker 1: my dad passed away. I found I found that. What
Speaker 1: about you any autograph stories, anything you remember getting autographed
Speaker 1: Danny back in the day? Well, really quick. Your dollar
Speaker 1: bill story sparked a memory for me. I had the
Speaker 1: great Eddie Money sign a dollar bill back in the day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have that somewhere in my collection now. He didn't
Speaker 1: give me the side eye because his last name being Money,
Speaker 1: he was used to signing dollar bills. Oh sure, that's
Speaker 1: a Nasturville for baseball cards. I went to a Modesto
Speaker 1: A's game and Mark McGuire was on the club and
Speaker 1: he was a rising star, and I remember having him sign.
Speaker 1: I don't think I have that anymore. I haven't seen
Speaker 1: that in forever. So that was the first autograph I
Speaker 1: ever got it as a kid. That's pretty cool. Let's
Speaker 1: do some rapid fire. We'll try to go as many
Speaker 1: of these in as we can. We don't have tons
Speaker 1: of time. Burry in Nashville rights, and he says, yo
Speaker 1: yo mob. Benny, the Nashville contingent of the Mallem Militia
Speaker 1: is very disappointed that you selected Minnesota over Nashville for
Speaker 1: your next meet and greet. We have way more things
Speaker 1: for you to do and see and way more p
Speaker 1: ones in Minnesota. Bad job by you. Ben sucks. He says,
Speaker 1: what is the last thing you bought with cash? And
Speaker 1: when was that? For me? It was a lottery ticket,
Speaker 1: because you have to pay cash for lottery. But other
Speaker 1: than that, I hardly ever use cash. I do not remember, Barry,
Speaker 1: the last thing I spent cash on other than tipping
Speaker 1: to actually buy a product. Go to the airport, you
Speaker 1: go somewhere, you travel somewhere. When I went to the
Speaker 1: Super Bowl, I had to tip people in Arizona with cash.
Speaker 1: But other than that, I cannot recall the time I
Speaker 1: just broke out a water cash and it's like here
Speaker 1: we go, what about you, Danny? Yeah, I was gonna
Speaker 1: they don't forget about maybe a service because I got
Speaker 1: it to Shaun Watson Special a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: It does that? Remember you were you in the Happy
Speaker 1: Baby yoga post? Were you? I would think that cash
Speaker 1: would be used for something like that, like you said,
Speaker 1: maybe a parking Oh, I know when I used cash
Speaker 1: last Remember when I went to beautiful Stockton, California. Yes,
Speaker 1: I needed to pay for a parking lot. I needed
Speaker 1: cash for that. I'm really bad at carrying cash though,
Speaker 1: even when I travel, it's a last minute thing where
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn it, don't forget the ATM. Don't forget
Speaker 1: the ATM because I never pull cash out any longer,
Speaker 1: so I don't either what I have done though, I
Speaker 1: have a finite amount of cash in my wallet which
Speaker 1: has been in my wallet collecting cobwebs. It's been collecting
Speaker 1: cobwebs for some time. So if I ever actually have
Speaker 1: to spend the money the cash that's in my wallet,
Speaker 1: it then becomes problematic because it exactly exactly there. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's been in there for a couple of years. Literally,
Speaker 1: I have not had any new cash that I've gone
Speaker 1: out and gotten and added for a couple of years.
Speaker 1: Kevin in Kansas writes and says, dear Ben and Danny, Gee,
Speaker 1: there are a lot of mysteries in the world, like
Speaker 1: Bigfoot and the Lockness Monster. If you could solve just
Speaker 1: one of those mysteries and fors sake knowing the truth
Speaker 1: about all those other mysteries, Which of these world wonders
Speaker 1: would you like to know the truth about? This is
Speaker 1: easy for me. I'll go quick. Kevin, Thank you. I
Speaker 1: know you sent this email. Actually last week you missed
Speaker 1: the cut off. But it's a great generic question, so
Speaker 1: we can use it this week. But to answer your question, Kevin,
Speaker 1: a dedicated p one in the Mallard Militia and Brigadier general.
Speaker 1: The answer, Kevin is Roswell, New Mexico. What the fuck
Speaker 1: happened in Roswell, New Mexico? Were those actually aliens? I
Speaker 1: want to know? That's the one. That's the one I
Speaker 1: want to know. What about you, Danny? I would say
Speaker 1: Lockness Monster. I would love to know the truth on that.
Speaker 1: So here's my problem with that. Wouldn't there have to
Speaker 1: be multiple creatures? Because whatever creature is, how old would
Speaker 1: that creature have to be? It would have to procreate
Speaker 1: and create little baby creatures to continue. Maybe it's from
Speaker 1: the dinosaur family. Those things lived for hundreds of years.
Speaker 1: It is before the deep fake those photos are before
Speaker 1: the deep fake age. Yeah yeah, what about Bigfoot? Now
Speaker 1: we have that classic movie we grew up with. Harry
Speaker 1: and the Henderson's pretty much explained everything. Ozzy was is.
Speaker 1: Next says Hey Daddy, ge Radio and Big Ben. My
Speaker 1: question this week is if you could replace your boss
Speaker 1: for the week, what would you like to do or
Speaker 1: what changes would you guys make for that week? And no,
Speaker 1: Ozzy was points out from Western Australia, you cannot give
Speaker 1: anyone a pay raise, including yourself, or take extra time off.
Speaker 1: So to answer your question, Ozzy was, what I would
Speaker 1: do is promote the entire network going to Hawaii to
Speaker 1: broadcast from the Hawaiian Islands higher network for a month.
Speaker 1: We're going to go to Hawaii and do our radio
Speaker 1: shows from each show will be on a different island
Speaker 1: in Hawaii, and that is what we are going to do.
Speaker 1: He also says, PS Daddy, G Daddy, can you say
Speaker 1: end a Covino and rich nerf ball As Ben does
Speaker 1: not have any merchandise yet that's from us, Danny, what
Speaker 1: would you do. You're replacing Don Martin, You're running Fox
Speaker 1: Sports Radio, replacing Scott Shapiro. What are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: I would do a flip flop. Producers and the hosts
Speaker 1: would trade places and trade paychecks for that week. Yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: I got an idea. This is an old you're an
Speaker 1: old radio program director. This is an old bit. I
Speaker 1: think they still do this in Boston. They have reverse
Speaker 1: e day where the the afternoon guy goes in the
Speaker 1: morning the morning got oh yeah, yeah, we did that
Speaker 1: before at my FM station. Yeah, the midday guy goes
Speaker 1: to eating. It was a freaky Friday. Yeah, yeah, something
Speaker 1: like that. So what I would do, in addition to
Speaker 1: going in Hawaii for a month, all expenses paid on
Speaker 1: the company because I'm the boss, I would also I'd
Speaker 1: flip and I'd have Colin Cowherd do the overnight show
Speaker 1: with my staff and I would get Cowherd staff and
Speaker 1: I would I would like to see how Cowherd would
Speaker 1: handle that. I think he would do very well. I'm
Speaker 1: sure there would be no problems, there would be no disagreements,
Speaker 1: and I like it though, I don't think because Cowherd
Speaker 1: staff would try giving you the topics and he'd be like, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, I have my own topics. Well, Wednesday, it's possible.
Speaker 1: On a Wednesday, I might just put my feet up
Speaker 1: and show up and say, okay, we're good. I can't
Speaker 1: imagine you mailing it in and letting the producers produce you,
Speaker 1: but that would be cool. And I would like to
Speaker 1: hear Covino and Rich during the safe harbor. So if
Speaker 1: you put them on late at night, I feel like
Speaker 1: you'd get the old Maxim radio guys back dropping words
Speaker 1: that they can't drop an afternoon drive, letting it rip,
Speaker 1: letting it rip. Mike and Fulton writes in says, I
Speaker 1: just saw even more rain, and so Cow's forecasts. So
Speaker 1: I want to know if all the rain has caused
Speaker 1: any problems at the Mallard mansion or the Danny g Dome.
Speaker 1: Are your fruit and vegetable gardens holding up? So it's
Speaker 1: been great. I turned off the sprinklers. I've just let
Speaker 1: God water the lawns and the mother nature and all that,
Speaker 1: and so that's been been wonderful. It's I hate driving
Speaker 1: in the rain. Well it's usually it's light rain, so
Speaker 1: I don't mind the light rain. We had some real
Speaker 1: hum dingers some Pineapple Express like storms, and I hate it.
Speaker 1: I almost I thought I was gonna die on the
Speaker 1: Hollywood Freeway driving into the studio. Nuts one weird thing
Speaker 1: that we've been dealing with in our neighborhood. I don't
Speaker 1: know what kind of trees they are, but I guess
Speaker 1: there's a lot of them here because this yellow pollen
Speaker 1: has been coming off of the trees, and it makes
Speaker 1: a nice layer on your car paint, and then that
Speaker 1: mixed with the rain, it's like a sticky, yellowish goop
Speaker 1: that's on our pain. A few times a week, I've
Speaker 1: been going to do it yourself, car wash, spray the
Speaker 1: yellowish crap off my car. Is it true? Is it true,
Speaker 1: Danny g Radio that the owner of the local car
Speaker 1: wash went out and planted those trees all over your
Speaker 1: neighborhood knowing they were going to get an amazing, amazing
Speaker 1: amount of customers. Because that's what I would do if
Speaker 1: I owned a car wash. It doesn't rain that much,
Speaker 1: but when it does and that pollen gets everywhere, chiching, chaching, chitching,
Speaker 1: that becomes a money tree. You ain't lying. There was
Speaker 1: about six cars lined up at that car wash waiting
Speaker 1: their turn, and every single one of those cars had
Speaker 1: the pollen on it. Crazy crazy Crazy Mike and Fullerton
Speaker 1: no relation to ferg Dog says also Ben, does it
Speaker 1: put a smile on your face whenever someone calls the
Speaker 1: show after not calling for a while, like monotone, Matt
Speaker 1: and Gunner pencil next one. First of all, it depends
Speaker 1: on the caller, but it does make me feel pretty
Speaker 1: pretty good. It's nice to hear from some of these
Speaker 1: cats that call the show. We run a well oiled
Speaker 1: machine unless we don't wait at night, and these callers
Speaker 1: become part of the show. They're in the fabric of
Speaker 1: the show. And when someone calls for a while and
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden goes off the beaten path,
Speaker 1: and you always wonder in the back of your head,
Speaker 1: did they stop listening because they hate the show? Did
Speaker 1: they get a shift change, did they have some kind
Speaker 1: of medical problem. Did they die? You never know, you know,
Speaker 1: you almost never know unless someone tells you what happened.
Speaker 1: So it's it's kind of cool when people check in.
Speaker 1: Gunner is one of the worst callers I've ever had,
Speaker 1: but he thinks he's good. That's the beauty of Gunner.
Speaker 1: Gunner works at a Walmart in Minnesota, but not Minneapolis,
Speaker 1: out the sticks of Minnesota, and he calls when the
Speaker 1: Timberwolves win. I know, looking at the schedule, if the
Speaker 1: Timberwolves one, if Gunner is working, he's going to call in.
Speaker 1: And he's just horrible. He's so bad. I gotta think
Speaker 1: he's gonna win Worst Caller of the Year this year.
Speaker 1: But it is cool when guys that haven't called in
Speaker 1: a while. Generally speaking, as a rule of thumb, it
Speaker 1: is cool. If you're a regular, please put it in
Speaker 1: your will to contact our show. That way, we know
Speaker 1: what happened to you. That should be standard in all wills.
Speaker 1: Right now exactly now. Certain legends, Genie and Medford, we
Speaker 1: found out because Genie had been very sick. We found
Speaker 1: out about her. Spokane Gary another one of the great
Speaker 1: callers of a different era. He passed away. We had
Speaker 1: a young listener in Virginia who unfortunately passed in a
Speaker 1: car accident at a very young age. Well, we found
Speaker 1: out about that, But others just kind of van shouldn't
Speaker 1: you never really know? Next up, Fred in Spring, Texas
Speaker 1: writes in he says, Hi, there, do you and Danny
Speaker 1: ge have any lucky numbers. Really enjoy the show, keep
Speaker 1: up the good work. At this time, I don't. When
Speaker 1: I was younger, I had a few numbers that were
Speaker 1: my go to related to my birthday. Now I have
Speaker 1: like a lucky pen. That's my thing of lucky. What
Speaker 1: about you, Danny? Yeah, I've always used the numbers thirty
Speaker 1: two and thirty four. I'm sure you can guess why.
Speaker 1: Thirty two being Marcus Allen yep, and thirty four being
Speaker 1: bo knows numbers, Yes, Sir Jackson, the greatness of therators.
Speaker 1: Jack put baby next up Nick and Wisconsins As Ben,
Speaker 1: I am flattered. You thought I was calling the other night,
Speaker 1: But sadly the warehouse I work in is too loud
Speaker 1: unless I went into the bathroom. But I was listening,
Speaker 1: like every night, onto the question. Ben and Danny, g
Speaker 1: if you were forced in to having plastic surgery, what
Speaker 1: would you choose? None is not an option. What counts
Speaker 1: as plastic surgery is? I'm not from I know that
Speaker 1: you can go your lips, your nose, that kind of stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like facelift, nose job, you have hair? Is that plastic surgery?
Speaker 1: That's cosmetic surgery? Um, it's an easy one for me.
Speaker 1: I need a surgery on my nose and my sinuses
Speaker 1: because I have some cartilage that's in my nose from
Speaker 1: back when I was a youngster boxing. The last air
Speaker 1: nose throat specialist I saw, he wanted to cut me
Speaker 1: open and he wanted to clare my nostrils and sinuses out,
Speaker 1: so while he had me under the knife. I haven't
Speaker 1: done it yet, but if I ever do that procedure, hey,
Speaker 1: while you're while you're at it, make my nose look better.
Speaker 1: Two for one special the doctor said, I wouldn't answer
Speaker 1: me nose me if I kept my finger out of here.
Speaker 1: Are you concerned though? If they do that, will that
Speaker 1: change the sound of your voice? Are you worried about that?
Speaker 1: That is a concern from all radio people. In fact,
Speaker 1: on Facebook, I'm part of a radio group. Recently, there
Speaker 1: was a guy asking that question because he needed to
Speaker 1: have a sinus surgery and he was very scared and
Speaker 1: worried about it changing his voice. Most of the comments
Speaker 1: underneath from people that have had some similar procedures said
Speaker 1: not to worry too much because all it really does
Speaker 1: is open up your airwaves. We are sure that's covered
Speaker 1: by insurance. They'll take care of Yeah, right, Well, if
Speaker 1: you go to Mexico, have it done. If you go
Speaker 1: to Tiahuana for the weekend, go down for the weekend.
Speaker 1: What could go wrong? By doctor said, how many times
Speaker 1: were you punched in your nose? The Doctor's like, aren't
Speaker 1: you supposed to do the one throwing the punches? Aren't
Speaker 1: You're not supposed to the one that's the punch flag?
Speaker 1: What's going on with that? I would hate to see
Speaker 1: the other guy Cliff in Nashville, right sin, says Ben
Speaker 1: and especially Danny g with the expecting wife craving in
Speaker 1: and out. We're going to have an in and out,
Speaker 1: but not until twenty twenty six. Is it worth the
Speaker 1: way from Cliff in Nashville? You say yes, Danny, you're
Speaker 1: all about oh yeah, yeah. I was shaking my head
Speaker 1: up and down. Yeah, dude. There's a reason why there's
Speaker 1: a lot of hype surrounding it. What I would say,
Speaker 1: not to sound too much like Matt Lafleur, but temper
Speaker 1: your expectations just a little bit, because I know, going
Speaker 1: into it, some people think it must be like a
Speaker 1: religious experience. It's not that. It's just really really good quality,
Speaker 1: especially at the price point, but make sure you eat it.
Speaker 1: They're hot at the restaurant. Do not take in and
Speaker 1: out to go once their fries get even slightly cold.
Speaker 1: They're garbage, barbage. Once the burger gets cold, it's not
Speaker 1: nearly as good as it is hot. That is the
Speaker 1: golden rule of consuming all fast food. Doesn't matter McDonald's, burger,
Speaker 1: king wind, these Arby's. You gotta eat that shit as
Speaker 1: fast as you fucking can't because if you don't, yeah,
Speaker 1: you've wasted your money. The bread becomes like rubbery, it's nasty.
Speaker 1: We've tried bringing in and out home in every single
Speaker 1: time it's a miss. But the times we eat it
Speaker 1: there at the restaurant, we leave with big smiles on
Speaker 1: our faces. I hope my wife is listening to this,
Speaker 1: because this is the argument. She loves to go to
Speaker 1: in and out and take the food home, and she's like,
Speaker 1: you don't even like in and out because every time
Speaker 1: she goes to in and out to bring the food home,
Speaker 1: I don't want any and she she thinks I don't
Speaker 1: like in and out, which is false. That's a lie, Danny.
Speaker 1: I like my in and out, but I got to
Speaker 1: eat it at the restaurant, and then a few times
Speaker 1: we've been there and I've eaten it, just like, oh see,
Speaker 1: we gotta go to and we gotta eat at the
Speaker 1: restaurant because you're here, and I'm like, yes, yeah. The
Speaker 1: last time I proposed in and out, which was maybe
Speaker 1: a week and a half ago, my wife he said, yeah,
Speaker 1: but do not go there to the drive through and
Speaker 1: bring it home. I'm going to meet you there. So
Speaker 1: she actually met me there at the Inn and Out
Speaker 1: so we could sit and eat it straight out of
Speaker 1: the oven. That's the proper way to consume in and out.
Speaker 1: And if you order animal style fries, and you don't
Speaker 1: know this yet because you don't have in and Outcliff,
Speaker 1: but animal style fries is that that hidden in and
Speaker 1: out menu and they just put the sauce and the
Speaker 1: onions on top of the fries. It's good. Yep. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's called their special spread and it is delicious. But
Speaker 1: a veteran move order that alone, eat that, then order
Speaker 1: the burger because that way they're both fresh. Anyway, Next up,
Speaker 1: Terry in England says, hey, Ben, will you pass my
Speaker 1: number onto Jay Scoop. I'm a lot closer to the Ukraine,
Speaker 1: if he needs help, then the West coast of the
Speaker 1: United States. Terry, I will be more than happy to
Speaker 1: send Jay Scoop a message. I did not get your number.
Speaker 1: I looked through my email that I have public emails
Speaker 1: that are out there Ben Maller's show at Gmail Real
Speaker 1: Fifth Hour at gmail dot com, and I did not
Speaker 1: get an email. I might have missed it. Maybe I
Speaker 1: went to my spam folder. But Terry, send me your
Speaker 1: number again via email, and I promise I will let
Speaker 1: Jay Scoop. No, I can't guarantee he's going to contact
Speaker 1: you because I got to imagine that those phone calls
Speaker 1: from the Ukraine are insane or the text messages. I'm
Speaker 1: imagining those are not very cheap. Next up, we have
Speaker 1: Sarah from Minnesota. She writes in and she says she
Speaker 1: actually recommended a spot in Minnesota and near Lake Minnetonka Excelsior, Minnesota,
Speaker 1: and I looked at this place, Danny, it looks really promising.
Speaker 1: We're still trying to find a venue for the Mallard
Speaker 1: meet and greet. She says her brother is a made
Speaker 1: man knows the owner of this spot, so that might
Speaker 1: be the spot. And you know what, Lake Minnetonka's famous
Speaker 1: for in sports. Oh that boat scandal, not just the
Speaker 1: boat scandal, the love boat. It was like it was
Speaker 1: like nine or ten Viking players. I'm trying to do
Speaker 1: this off memory. It's like nine or ten Viking players,
Speaker 1: like a hundred women, including prostitutes, bunch of hookers and
Speaker 1: cocaine who they flew in from different states. And the
Speaker 1: ladies were earning some money there on the boat and
Speaker 1: we're a little side hustle and it all went public.
Speaker 1: That was probably seventeen years ago, now seventeen eighteen years ago,
Speaker 1: but that was Lake Minnetonka. So, Sarah, this place looks
Speaker 1: The restaurant you sent me looks really good. I appreciate
Speaker 1: you doing that. I will let you know whether or
Speaker 1: not that's the place. We have about two weeks to
Speaker 1: play with here. I got it decide. We have to
Speaker 1: decide on a location of venue. The Mallard meet and
Speaker 1: greet is May twentieth. This is April second, so I
Speaker 1: got about two weeks. I want to give people a
Speaker 1: month notice to let everyone know exact location that we're
Speaker 1: gonna do. And I have no idea how many people
Speaker 1: are gonna show up. That's one of the problems, Danny.
Speaker 1: The feedback I've gotten has been amazing. The people of Minnesota,
Speaker 1: Minneapolis and Saint Paul and all the other places around Minnesota.
Speaker 1: Some small towns I've never heard of, have been amazing.
Speaker 1: But as you know, Danny, and you've been to some
Speaker 1: of these things, the people that say they're gonna show
Speaker 1: up and then something happens, and then you know, your
Speaker 1: kid gets sick or they have to work extra and
Speaker 1: they don't end up showing you up. So I'm inside
Speaker 1: I'm really excited, but part of me is like, don't
Speaker 1: don't be that excited because a lot of these people
Speaker 1: are not going to show up. Stuff's gonna happen. Life
Speaker 1: gets in the way. But if everyone shows up, it's
Speaker 1: contacted me. This will be an amazing turnout. This will
Speaker 1: set the record for out of town turnouts, which currently
Speaker 1: is held by Boston at the Cask and Flagging across
Speaker 1: from Finway in Boston. So I'm still waiting for my
Speaker 1: email reply from iHeart because I put in a request
Speaker 1: to cover my flight. I'm sure they'll be replying any second. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: and the company's giving me a bunch of stuff to
Speaker 1: give out prizes to give out the people because they
Speaker 1: love that kind of stuff and the big budget, you know,
Speaker 1: unless unless I just Pat O'Brien notepads from back in
Speaker 1: the day. Yes, some Jay Moore comedy books, so I'll
Speaker 1: get some of those. You get that Bob Goldick autographed
Speaker 1: memorabilia from Money He's doing a show there. Speaking of
Speaker 1: old Fox Sports Radio people, were you at Fox Sports
Speaker 1: Radio when Anna roll Wright worked at Fox Sports Radio? Yeah,
Speaker 1: right at the tail end of his career there, Yeah,
Speaker 1: fanneral Wright popped up on Awful Announcing the sports blog
Speaker 1: this week. He is now a golf caddy. What. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's found happiness. He lost apparently everything while he was
Speaker 1: working at Fox Sports Radio. On Fox TV LA, he
Speaker 1: developed a habit of going skiing. Danny. He liked the
Speaker 1: ski the mountains even when there was no snow. There's
Speaker 1: always snow in the Hollywood Mountains, if you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Oh wow, And because of that, he lost
Speaker 1: his family and as Jonas Knox calls it, booger sugar. Oh,
Speaker 1: there's a whole lot of that up in those Hollywood
Speaker 1: hills and nobody seems to mind. They have a problem
Speaker 1: with the people selling those celebrities the drugs, the people
Speaker 1: that use the drugs up in the Hollywood Hills. They
Speaker 1: got no problem with those people. It's wild anyway, I digress. Wow,
Speaker 1: So he's just doing golf then, yeah, he says he's
Speaker 1: living a minimalist life and he enjoys it. He's got
Speaker 1: an RV, travels around to high end golf courses. Sometimes
Speaker 1: people recognize him from the radio and the TV. He
Speaker 1: says he's very happy. He's found some quality of life.
Speaker 1: That's good. Good for him. I knew Vanerol had some
Speaker 1: issues because there were some things that happened you kind of.
Speaker 1: He was always nice to me, so I'm not knocking him,
Speaker 1: but you could tell there were some things that he
Speaker 1: had issues. He had some issues going on, and it
Speaker 1: did affect his performance, which is unfortunately on the air,
Speaker 1: Angelina writes in she says, I've heard a couple of
Speaker 1: callers on the weeknight show lately who want more hockey talk,
Speaker 1: and she says I am not one of them. Eddie's
Speaker 1: weekly hockey segment is plenty unless there is a rare
Speaker 1: and appropriate story you would deem appropriate for all those Yes,
Speaker 1: she says she's looking forward to the Mallard Meet and
Speaker 1: greet says, the hops or state of Minnesota shows itself
Speaker 1: very well. I'm sure it will. And Angelina is also
Speaker 1: offering to do some scouting. She's gonna look at a
Speaker 1: couple of locations, a couple of venues. So I got
Speaker 1: multiple people. I got boots on the ground here, Danny,
Speaker 1: I got boots on the ground. And these are people
Speaker 1: that offered. I didn't even ask them. They've gone out
Speaker 1: and found locations that are possibilities and we've got to
Speaker 1: kind of thin the herd here get down to one location.
Speaker 1: But thank you so much, Angelina, I appreciate that. And Sarah,
Speaker 1: the women, no no dudes by there. It's all ladies
Speaker 1: in Minnesota that are like, hey, we'll help you out.
Speaker 1: I think that's turned on and it scared me so
Speaker 1: good for good for that. Let's see I will do
Speaker 1: one more. Jennifer in Virginia says that she actually sent
Speaker 1: some great travel tips here that her son used to
Speaker 1: get express VIP service at Hurt's rental car. So, I feah,
Speaker 1: this was a hack that you gave out recently. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she gave out one as well. This is different and
Speaker 1: this is there's a free VIP thing you can sign
Speaker 1: up for and they'll it doesn't cost you any money
Speaker 1: and they get your car right away. You get to
Speaker 1: the front of the line and all that stuff. So
Speaker 1: that's pretty cool. And she says she's trying to get
Speaker 1: to Minnesota money permitting her sons in Minnesota going to
Speaker 1: school there, and so maybe we'll meet Jennifer. That would
Speaker 1: be awesome. But don't break the bank on my behalf, Jennifer,
Speaker 1: do not break the bank on my behalf. It is
Speaker 1: expensive to travel, trust me, we all know that. So
Speaker 1: I'll meet you at some point down the line. If
Speaker 1: it doesn't work here, we'll get out on that, Danny,
Speaker 1: anything you want to promote. It is Sunday. Baseball is underway.
Speaker 1: We got all day baseball all day long and then
Speaker 1: that one night game tonight and it's final four weekend,
Speaker 1: the championship game tomorrow, tomorrow, sorrow. Do you have any
Speaker 1: TWIB notes for us this week in baseball? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna Chell watch some baseball today. A big thank
Speaker 1: you to everyone who participated in the mail bag. Thank you,
Speaker 1: Thank you for downloading all the podcasts this weekend. Outstanding.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys. And I'll be on the radio tonight
Speaker 1: eleven o'clock in the West, two am in the East,
Speaker 1: a brand new week of shows. We will fight the
Speaker 1: good fight in sports radio. Have a wonderful, wonderful day.
Speaker 1: We'll catch you next time. Later. Skater gott a murder,
Speaker 1: Gotta go.