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Speaker 1: and where you get your podcast, and we thank you well.

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Speaker 1: That's really the only way the podcast can be heard

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Speaker 1: And nowadays bull are understanding about quote unquote mental health.

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Speaker 1: a faithful day when a young Missus Maller was feeling

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Speaker 1: they don't forget about maybe a service because I got

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Speaker 1: it to Shaun Watson Special a couple of weeks ago.

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00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,800
Speaker 1: It does that? Remember you were you in the Happy

428
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:13,639
Speaker 1: Baby yoga post? Were you? I would think that cash

429
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:17,080
Speaker 1: would be used for something like that, like you said,

430
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:19,440
Speaker 1: maybe a parking Oh, I know when I used cash

431
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:23,840
Speaker 1: last Remember when I went to beautiful Stockton, California. Yes,

432
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 1: I needed to pay for a parking lot. I needed

433
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:33,440
Speaker 1: cash for that. I'm really bad at carrying cash though,

434
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:36,480
Speaker 1: even when I travel, it's a last minute thing where

435
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn it, don't forget the ATM. Don't forget

436
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 1: the ATM because I never pull cash out any longer,

437
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:46,960
Speaker 1: so I don't either what I have done though, I

438
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:50,360
Speaker 1: have a finite amount of cash in my wallet which

439
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:54,400
Speaker 1: has been in my wallet collecting cobwebs. It's been collecting

440
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:57,080
Speaker 1: cobwebs for some time. So if I ever actually have

441
00:26:57,119 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 1: to spend the money the cash that's in my wallet,

442
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:07,440
Speaker 1: it then becomes problematic because it exactly exactly there. Oh,

443
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:10,159
Speaker 1: it's been in there for a couple of years. Literally,

444
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:14,680
Speaker 1: I have not had any new cash that I've gone

445
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:17,400
Speaker 1: out and gotten and added for a couple of years.

446
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 1: Kevin in Kansas writes and says, dear Ben and Danny, Gee,

447
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:24,159
Speaker 1: there are a lot of mysteries in the world, like

448
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 1: Bigfoot and the Lockness Monster. If you could solve just

449
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:31,560
Speaker 1: one of those mysteries and fors sake knowing the truth

450
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:36,440
Speaker 1: about all those other mysteries, Which of these world wonders

451
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 1: would you like to know the truth about? This is

452
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:42,960
Speaker 1: easy for me. I'll go quick. Kevin, Thank you. I

453
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:46,119
Speaker 1: know you sent this email. Actually last week you missed

454
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:48,639
Speaker 1: the cut off. But it's a great generic question, so

455
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:51,240
Speaker 1: we can use it this week. But to answer your question, Kevin,

456
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 1: a dedicated p one in the Mallard Militia and Brigadier general.

457
00:27:56,119 --> 00:28:03,439
Speaker 1: The answer, Kevin is Roswell, New Mexico. What the fuck

458
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 1: happened in Roswell, New Mexico? Were those actually aliens? I

459
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 1: want to know? That's the one. That's the one I

460
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 1: want to know. What about you, Danny? I would say

461
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 1: Lockness Monster. I would love to know the truth on that.

462
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 1: So here's my problem with that. Wouldn't there have to

463
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 1: be multiple creatures? Because whatever creature is, how old would

464
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:32,400
Speaker 1: that creature have to be? It would have to procreate

465
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:36,920
Speaker 1: and create little baby creatures to continue. Maybe it's from

466
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,960
Speaker 1: the dinosaur family. Those things lived for hundreds of years.

467
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 1: It is before the deep fake those photos are before

468
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 1: the deep fake age. Yeah yeah, what about Bigfoot? Now

469
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 1: we have that classic movie we grew up with. Harry

470
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 1: and the Henderson's pretty much explained everything. Ozzy was is.

471
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:07,479
Speaker 1: Next says Hey Daddy, ge Radio and Big Ben. My

472
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:11,280
Speaker 1: question this week is if you could replace your boss

473
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 1: for the week, what would you like to do or

474
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 1: what changes would you guys make for that week? And no,

475
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 1: Ozzy was points out from Western Australia, you cannot give

476
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 1: anyone a pay raise, including yourself, or take extra time off.

477
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 1: So to answer your question, Ozzy was, what I would

478
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 1: do is promote the entire network going to Hawaii to

479
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 1: broadcast from the Hawaiian Islands higher network for a month.

480
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 1: We're going to go to Hawaii and do our radio

481
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:51,959
Speaker 1: shows from each show will be on a different island

482
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 1: in Hawaii, and that is what we are going to do.

483
00:29:55,440 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 1: He also says, PS Daddy, G Daddy, can you say

484
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 1: end a Covino and rich nerf ball As Ben does

485
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 1: not have any merchandise yet that's from us, Danny, what

486
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 1: would you do. You're replacing Don Martin, You're running Fox

487
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:13,239
Speaker 1: Sports Radio, replacing Scott Shapiro. What are you gonna do?

488
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 1: I would do a flip flop. Producers and the hosts

489
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 1: would trade places and trade paychecks for that week. Yeah, oh,

490
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 1: I got an idea. This is an old you're an

491
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 1: old radio program director. This is an old bit. I

492
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 1: think they still do this in Boston. They have reverse

493
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 1: e day where the the afternoon guy goes in the

494
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 1: morning the morning got oh yeah, yeah, we did that

495
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 1: before at my FM station. Yeah, the midday guy goes

496
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:45,760
Speaker 1: to eating. It was a freaky Friday. Yeah, yeah, something

497
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:48,320
Speaker 1: like that. So what I would do, in addition to

498
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 1: going in Hawaii for a month, all expenses paid on

499
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 1: the company because I'm the boss, I would also I'd

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00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 1: flip and I'd have Colin Cowherd do the overnight show

501
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 1: with my staff and I would get Cowherd staff and

502
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:07,720
Speaker 1: I would I would like to see how Cowherd would

503
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 1: handle that. I think he would do very well. I'm

504
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 1: sure there would be no problems, there would be no disagreements,

505
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 1: and I like it though, I don't think because Cowherd

506
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 1: staff would try giving you the topics and he'd be like, no,

507
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 1: no, no no, I have my own topics. Well, Wednesday, it's possible.

508
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 1: On a Wednesday, I might just put my feet up

509
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 1: and show up and say, okay, we're good. I can't

510
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 1: imagine you mailing it in and letting the producers produce you,

511
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 1: but that would be cool. And I would like to

512
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 1: hear Covino and Rich during the safe harbor. So if

513
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 1: you put them on late at night, I feel like

514
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 1: you'd get the old Maxim radio guys back dropping words

515
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 1: that they can't drop an afternoon drive, letting it rip,

516
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 1: letting it rip. Mike and Fulton writes in says, I

517
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 1: just saw even more rain, and so Cow's forecasts. So

518
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 1: I want to know if all the rain has caused

519
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 1: any problems at the Mallard mansion or the Danny g Dome.

520
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 1: Are your fruit and vegetable gardens holding up? So it's

521
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 1: been great. I turned off the sprinklers. I've just let

522
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 1: God water the lawns and the mother nature and all that,

523
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 1: and so that's been been wonderful. It's I hate driving

524
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:22,560
Speaker 1: in the rain. Well it's usually it's light rain, so

525
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 1: I don't mind the light rain. We had some real

526
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 1: hum dingers some Pineapple Express like storms, and I hate it.

527
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 1: I almost I thought I was gonna die on the

528
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 1: Hollywood Freeway driving into the studio. Nuts one weird thing

529
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 1: that we've been dealing with in our neighborhood. I don't

530
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 1: know what kind of trees they are, but I guess

531
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 1: there's a lot of them here because this yellow pollen

532
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:51,200
Speaker 1: has been coming off of the trees, and it makes

533
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 1: a nice layer on your car paint, and then that

534
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 1: mixed with the rain, it's like a sticky, yellowish goop

535
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 1: that's on our pain. A few times a week, I've

536
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 1: been going to do it yourself, car wash, spray the

537
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 1: yellowish crap off my car. Is it true? Is it true,

538
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 1: Danny g Radio that the owner of the local car

539
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 1: wash went out and planted those trees all over your

540
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 1: neighborhood knowing they were going to get an amazing, amazing

541
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 1: amount of customers. Because that's what I would do if

542
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 1: I owned a car wash. It doesn't rain that much,

543
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 1: but when it does and that pollen gets everywhere, chiching, chaching, chitching,

544
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 1: that becomes a money tree. You ain't lying. There was

545
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 1: about six cars lined up at that car wash waiting

546
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 1: their turn, and every single one of those cars had

547
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 1: the pollen on it. Crazy crazy Crazy Mike and Fullerton

548
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 1: no relation to ferg Dog says also Ben, does it

549
00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 1: put a smile on your face whenever someone calls the

550
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 1: show after not calling for a while, like monotone, Matt

551
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 1: and Gunner pencil next one. First of all, it depends

552
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 1: on the caller, but it does make me feel pretty

553
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,399
Speaker 1: pretty good. It's nice to hear from some of these

554
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:19,400
Speaker 1: cats that call the show. We run a well oiled

555
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,800
Speaker 1: machine unless we don't wait at night, and these callers

556
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,880
Speaker 1: become part of the show. They're in the fabric of

557
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 1: the show. And when someone calls for a while and

558
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:30,240
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden goes off the beaten path,

559
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 1: and you always wonder in the back of your head,

560
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 1: did they stop listening because they hate the show? Did

561
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 1: they get a shift change, did they have some kind

562
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 1: of medical problem. Did they die? You never know, you know,

563
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:46,440
Speaker 1: you almost never know unless someone tells you what happened.

564
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,239
Speaker 1: So it's it's kind of cool when people check in.

565
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,959
Speaker 1: Gunner is one of the worst callers I've ever had,

566
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 1: but he thinks he's good. That's the beauty of Gunner.

567
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 1: Gunner works at a Walmart in Minnesota, but not Minneapolis,

568
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:03,719
Speaker 1: out the sticks of Minnesota, and he calls when the

569
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:07,799
Speaker 1: Timberwolves win. I know, looking at the schedule, if the

570
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 1: Timberwolves one, if Gunner is working, he's going to call in.

571
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 1: And he's just horrible. He's so bad. I gotta think

572
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 1: he's gonna win Worst Caller of the Year this year.

573
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 1: But it is cool when guys that haven't called in

574
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 1: a while. Generally speaking, as a rule of thumb, it

575
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,920
Speaker 1: is cool. If you're a regular, please put it in

576
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:33,359
Speaker 1: your will to contact our show. That way, we know

577
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 1: what happened to you. That should be standard in all wills.

578
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 1: Right now exactly now. Certain legends, Genie and Medford, we

579
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:42,759
Speaker 1: found out because Genie had been very sick. We found

580
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 1: out about her. Spokane Gary another one of the great

581
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:49,640
Speaker 1: callers of a different era. He passed away. We had

582
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:53,360
Speaker 1: a young listener in Virginia who unfortunately passed in a

583
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:56,440
Speaker 1: car accident at a very young age. Well, we found

584
00:35:56,440 --> 00:36:00,920
Speaker 1: out about that, But others just kind of van shouldn't

585
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 1: you never really know? Next up, Fred in Spring, Texas

586
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 1: writes in he says, Hi, there, do you and Danny

587
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 1: ge have any lucky numbers. Really enjoy the show, keep

588
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 1: up the good work. At this time, I don't. When

589
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:16,799
Speaker 1: I was younger, I had a few numbers that were

590
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:23,239
Speaker 1: my go to related to my birthday. Now I have

591
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 1: like a lucky pen. That's my thing of lucky. What

592
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:30,240
Speaker 1: about you, Danny? Yeah, I've always used the numbers thirty

593
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:33,319
Speaker 1: two and thirty four. I'm sure you can guess why.

594
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:38,320
Speaker 1: Thirty two being Marcus Allen yep, and thirty four being

595
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:44,799
Speaker 1: bo knows numbers, Yes, Sir Jackson, the greatness of therators.

596
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 1: Jack put baby next up Nick and Wisconsins As Ben,

597
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 1: I am flattered. You thought I was calling the other night,

598
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 1: But sadly the warehouse I work in is too loud

599
00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 1: unless I went into the bathroom. But I was listening,

600
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:04,800
Speaker 1: like every night, onto the question. Ben and Danny, g

601
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:08,880
Speaker 1: if you were forced in to having plastic surgery, what

602
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 1: would you choose? None is not an option. What counts

603
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 1: as plastic surgery is? I'm not from I know that

604
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:21,240
Speaker 1: you can go your lips, your nose, that kind of stuff. Yeah,

605
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:27,920
Speaker 1: like facelift, nose job, you have hair? Is that plastic surgery?

606
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 1: That's cosmetic surgery? Um, it's an easy one for me.

607
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 1: I need a surgery on my nose and my sinuses

608
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:40,799
Speaker 1: because I have some cartilage that's in my nose from

609
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 1: back when I was a youngster boxing. The last air

610
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 1: nose throat specialist I saw, he wanted to cut me

611
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 1: open and he wanted to clare my nostrils and sinuses out,

612
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:55,360
Speaker 1: so while he had me under the knife. I haven't

613
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 1: done it yet, but if I ever do that procedure, hey,

614
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:02,200
Speaker 1: while you're while you're at it, make my nose look better.

615
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:05,800
Speaker 1: Two for one special the doctor said, I wouldn't answer

616
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 1: me nose me if I kept my finger out of here.

617
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:11,840
Speaker 1: Are you concerned though? If they do that, will that

618
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,480
Speaker 1: change the sound of your voice? Are you worried about that?

619
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:18,720
Speaker 1: That is a concern from all radio people. In fact,

620
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 1: on Facebook, I'm part of a radio group. Recently, there

621
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 1: was a guy asking that question because he needed to

622
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:29,120
Speaker 1: have a sinus surgery and he was very scared and

623
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 1: worried about it changing his voice. Most of the comments

624
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:37,400
Speaker 1: underneath from people that have had some similar procedures said

625
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,319
Speaker 1: not to worry too much because all it really does

626
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 1: is open up your airwaves. We are sure that's covered

627
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 1: by insurance. They'll take care of Yeah, right, Well, if

628
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:49,160
Speaker 1: you go to Mexico, have it done. If you go

629
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:52,080
Speaker 1: to Tiahuana for the weekend, go down for the weekend.

630
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 1: What could go wrong? By doctor said, how many times

631
00:38:55,040 --> 00:39:00,239
Speaker 1: were you punched in your nose? The Doctor's like, aren't

632
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:02,319
Speaker 1: you supposed to do the one throwing the punches? Aren't

633
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 1: You're not supposed to the one that's the punch flag?

634
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 1: What's going on with that? I would hate to see

635
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:09,760
Speaker 1: the other guy Cliff in Nashville, right sin, says Ben

636
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 1: and especially Danny g with the expecting wife craving in

637
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 1: and out. We're going to have an in and out,

638
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 1: but not until twenty twenty six. Is it worth the

639
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:25,879
Speaker 1: way from Cliff in Nashville? You say yes, Danny, you're

640
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,359
Speaker 1: all about oh yeah, yeah. I was shaking my head

641
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:31,520
Speaker 1: up and down. Yeah, dude. There's a reason why there's

642
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:34,359
Speaker 1: a lot of hype surrounding it. What I would say,

643
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 1: not to sound too much like Matt Lafleur, but temper

644
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:42,320
Speaker 1: your expectations just a little bit, because I know, going

645
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,279
Speaker 1: into it, some people think it must be like a

646
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:53,240
Speaker 1: religious experience. It's not that. It's just really really good quality,

647
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 1: especially at the price point, but make sure you eat it.

648
00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 1: They're hot at the restaurant. Do not take in and

649
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 1: out to go once their fries get even slightly cold.

650
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:08,880
Speaker 1: They're garbage, barbage. Once the burger gets cold, it's not

651
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 1: nearly as good as it is hot. That is the

652
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:19,760
Speaker 1: golden rule of consuming all fast food. Doesn't matter McDonald's, burger,

653
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 1: king wind, these Arby's. You gotta eat that shit as

654
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:27,920
Speaker 1: fast as you fucking can't because if you don't, yeah,

655
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:34,839
Speaker 1: you've wasted your money. The bread becomes like rubbery, it's nasty.

656
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:38,720
Speaker 1: We've tried bringing in and out home in every single

657
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 1: time it's a miss. But the times we eat it

658
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:44,520
Speaker 1: there at the restaurant, we leave with big smiles on

659
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 1: our faces. I hope my wife is listening to this,

660
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 1: because this is the argument. She loves to go to

661
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:54,840
Speaker 1: in and out and take the food home, and she's like,

662
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 1: you don't even like in and out because every time

663
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,400
Speaker 1: she goes to in and out to bring the food home,

664
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:00,839
Speaker 1: I don't want any and she she thinks I don't

665
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:03,280
Speaker 1: like in and out, which is false. That's a lie, Danny.

666
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 1: I like my in and out, but I got to

667
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 1: eat it at the restaurant, and then a few times

668
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 1: we've been there and I've eaten it, just like, oh see,

669
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 1: we gotta go to and we gotta eat at the

670
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:16,719
Speaker 1: restaurant because you're here, and I'm like, yes, yeah. The

671
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:20,320
Speaker 1: last time I proposed in and out, which was maybe

672
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 1: a week and a half ago, my wife he said, yeah,

673
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:25,840
Speaker 1: but do not go there to the drive through and

674
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:28,279
Speaker 1: bring it home. I'm going to meet you there. So

675
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 1: she actually met me there at the Inn and Out

676
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:32,880
Speaker 1: so we could sit and eat it straight out of

677
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 1: the oven. That's the proper way to consume in and out.

678
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:43,359
Speaker 1: And if you order animal style fries, and you don't

679
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,960
Speaker 1: know this yet because you don't have in and Outcliff,

680
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 1: but animal style fries is that that hidden in and

681
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 1: out menu and they just put the sauce and the

682
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 1: onions on top of the fries. It's good. Yep. Yeah,

683
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:57,960
Speaker 1: it's called their special spread and it is delicious. But

684
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:03,279
Speaker 1: a veteran move order that alone, eat that, then order

685
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 1: the burger because that way they're both fresh. Anyway, Next up,

686
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 1: Terry in England says, hey, Ben, will you pass my

687
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,320
Speaker 1: number onto Jay Scoop. I'm a lot closer to the Ukraine,

688
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,239
Speaker 1: if he needs help, then the West coast of the

689
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:22,279
Speaker 1: United States. Terry, I will be more than happy to

690
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 1: send Jay Scoop a message. I did not get your number.

691
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 1: I looked through my email that I have public emails

692
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 1: that are out there Ben Maller's show at Gmail Real

693
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:34,279
Speaker 1: Fifth Hour at gmail dot com, and I did not

694
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 1: get an email. I might have missed it. Maybe I

695
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 1: went to my spam folder. But Terry, send me your

696
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:41,960
Speaker 1: number again via email, and I promise I will let

697
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,800
Speaker 1: Jay Scoop. No, I can't guarantee he's going to contact

698
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:47,800
Speaker 1: you because I got to imagine that those phone calls

699
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:52,359
Speaker 1: from the Ukraine are insane or the text messages. I'm

700
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:55,319
Speaker 1: imagining those are not very cheap. Next up, we have

701
00:42:56,400 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 1: Sarah from Minnesota. She writes in and she says she

702
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 1: actually recommended a spot in Minnesota and near Lake Minnetonka Excelsior, Minnesota,

703
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 1: and I looked at this place, Danny, it looks really promising.

704
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:14,400
Speaker 1: We're still trying to find a venue for the Mallard

705
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:17,800
Speaker 1: meet and greet. She says her brother is a made

706
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:21,799
Speaker 1: man knows the owner of this spot, so that might

707
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:24,680
Speaker 1: be the spot. And you know what, Lake Minnetonka's famous

708
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:29,880
Speaker 1: for in sports. Oh that boat scandal, not just the

709
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:33,360
Speaker 1: boat scandal, the love boat. It was like it was

710
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:36,480
Speaker 1: like nine or ten Viking players. I'm trying to do

711
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 1: this off memory. It's like nine or ten Viking players,

712
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 1: like a hundred women, including prostitutes, bunch of hookers and

713
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 1: cocaine who they flew in from different states. And the

714
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 1: ladies were earning some money there on the boat and

715
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 1: we're a little side hustle and it all went public.

716
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 1: That was probably seventeen years ago, now seventeen eighteen years ago,

717
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:03,800
Speaker 1: but that was Lake Minnetonka. So, Sarah, this place looks

718
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 1: The restaurant you sent me looks really good. I appreciate

719
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 1: you doing that. I will let you know whether or

720
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 1: not that's the place. We have about two weeks to

721
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:17,640
Speaker 1: play with here. I got it decide. We have to

722
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:21,360
Speaker 1: decide on a location of venue. The Mallard meet and

723
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 1: greet is May twentieth. This is April second, so I

724
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:27,239
Speaker 1: got about two weeks. I want to give people a

725
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 1: month notice to let everyone know exact location that we're

726
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:32,839
Speaker 1: gonna do. And I have no idea how many people

727
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:34,880
Speaker 1: are gonna show up. That's one of the problems, Danny.

728
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 1: The feedback I've gotten has been amazing. The people of Minnesota,

729
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 1: Minneapolis and Saint Paul and all the other places around Minnesota.

730
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,320
Speaker 1: Some small towns I've never heard of, have been amazing.

731
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 1: But as you know, Danny, and you've been to some

732
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 1: of these things, the people that say they're gonna show

733
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 1: up and then something happens, and then you know, your

734
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,960
Speaker 1: kid gets sick or they have to work extra and

735
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 1: they don't end up showing you up. So I'm inside

736
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:01,680
Speaker 1: I'm really excited, but part of me is like, don't

737
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 1: don't be that excited because a lot of these people

738
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 1: are not going to show up. Stuff's gonna happen. Life

739
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:07,839
Speaker 1: gets in the way. But if everyone shows up, it's

740
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 1: contacted me. This will be an amazing turnout. This will

741
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 1: set the record for out of town turnouts, which currently

742
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:19,400
Speaker 1: is held by Boston at the Cask and Flagging across

743
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:24,399
Speaker 1: from Finway in Boston. So I'm still waiting for my

744
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:28,719
Speaker 1: email reply from iHeart because I put in a request

745
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 1: to cover my flight. I'm sure they'll be replying any second. Yeah. Well,

746
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:35,800
Speaker 1: and the company's giving me a bunch of stuff to

747
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,840
Speaker 1: give out prizes to give out the people because they

748
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:41,800
Speaker 1: love that kind of stuff and the big budget, you know,

749
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:45,880
Speaker 1: unless unless I just Pat O'Brien notepads from back in

750
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 1: the day. Yes, some Jay Moore comedy books, so I'll

751
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:52,720
Speaker 1: get some of those. You get that Bob Goldick autographed

752
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:56,759
Speaker 1: memorabilia from Money He's doing a show there. Speaking of

753
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:59,080
Speaker 1: old Fox Sports Radio people, were you at Fox Sports

754
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:02,439
Speaker 1: Radio when Anna roll Wright worked at Fox Sports Radio? Yeah,

755
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 1: right at the tail end of his career there, Yeah,

756
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:09,440
Speaker 1: fanneral Wright popped up on Awful Announcing the sports blog

757
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 1: this week. He is now a golf caddy. What. Yeah,

758
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 1: he's found happiness. He lost apparently everything while he was

759
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 1: working at Fox Sports Radio. On Fox TV LA, he

760
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:27,400
Speaker 1: developed a habit of going skiing. Danny. He liked the

761
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 1: ski the mountains even when there was no snow. There's

762
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 1: always snow in the Hollywood Mountains, if you know what

763
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:36,959
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Oh wow, And because of that, he lost

764
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:41,319
Speaker 1: his family and as Jonas Knox calls it, booger sugar. Oh,

765
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:44,080
Speaker 1: there's a whole lot of that up in those Hollywood

766
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:47,320
Speaker 1: hills and nobody seems to mind. They have a problem

767
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 1: with the people selling those celebrities the drugs, the people

768
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:52,279
Speaker 1: that use the drugs up in the Hollywood Hills. They

769
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 1: got no problem with those people. It's wild anyway, I digress. Wow,

770
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 1: So he's just doing golf then, yeah, he says he's

771
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:06,799
Speaker 1: living a minimalist life and he enjoys it. He's got

772
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:10,720
Speaker 1: an RV, travels around to high end golf courses. Sometimes

773
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 1: people recognize him from the radio and the TV. He

774
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:18,760
Speaker 1: says he's very happy. He's found some quality of life.

775
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:22,319
Speaker 1: That's good. Good for him. I knew Vanerol had some

776
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 1: issues because there were some things that happened you kind of.

777
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 1: He was always nice to me, so I'm not knocking him,

778
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:30,319
Speaker 1: but you could tell there were some things that he

779
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 1: had issues. He had some issues going on, and it

780
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:36,920
Speaker 1: did affect his performance, which is unfortunately on the air,

781
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:41,839
Speaker 1: Angelina writes in she says, I've heard a couple of

782
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:45,360
Speaker 1: callers on the weeknight show lately who want more hockey talk,

783
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 1: and she says I am not one of them. Eddie's

784
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 1: weekly hockey segment is plenty unless there is a rare

785
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 1: and appropriate story you would deem appropriate for all those Yes,

786
00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 1: she says she's looking forward to the Mallard Meet and

787
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:05,240
Speaker 1: greet says, the hops or state of Minnesota shows itself

788
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:09,480
Speaker 1: very well. I'm sure it will. And Angelina is also

789
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 1: offering to do some scouting. She's gonna look at a

790
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:14,799
Speaker 1: couple of locations, a couple of venues. So I got

791
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:17,280
Speaker 1: multiple people. I got boots on the ground here, Danny,

792
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 1: I got boots on the ground. And these are people

793
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 1: that offered. I didn't even ask them. They've gone out

794
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 1: and found locations that are possibilities and we've got to

795
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 1: kind of thin the herd here get down to one location.

796
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:36,760
Speaker 1: But thank you so much, Angelina, I appreciate that. And Sarah,

797
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,560
Speaker 1: the women, no no dudes by there. It's all ladies

798
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 1: in Minnesota that are like, hey, we'll help you out.

799
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 1: I think that's turned on and it scared me so

800
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:49,440
Speaker 1: good for good for that. Let's see I will do

801
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 1: one more. Jennifer in Virginia says that she actually sent

802
00:48:55,600 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 1: some great travel tips here that her son used to

803
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:07,840
Speaker 1: get express VIP service at Hurt's rental car. So, I feah,

804
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 1: this was a hack that you gave out recently. Yeah,

805
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 1: she gave out one as well. This is different and

806
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:16,359
Speaker 1: this is there's a free VIP thing you can sign

807
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:18,839
Speaker 1: up for and they'll it doesn't cost you any money

808
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:20,840
Speaker 1: and they get your car right away. You get to

809
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 1: the front of the line and all that stuff. So

810
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 1: that's pretty cool. And she says she's trying to get

811
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:30,840
Speaker 1: to Minnesota money permitting her sons in Minnesota going to

812
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:32,879
Speaker 1: school there, and so maybe we'll meet Jennifer. That would

813
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:35,880
Speaker 1: be awesome. But don't break the bank on my behalf, Jennifer,

814
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:37,920
Speaker 1: do not break the bank on my behalf. It is

815
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:41,400
Speaker 1: expensive to travel, trust me, we all know that. So

816
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 1: I'll meet you at some point down the line. If

817
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 1: it doesn't work here, we'll get out on that, Danny,

818
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 1: anything you want to promote. It is Sunday. Baseball is underway.

819
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 1: We got all day baseball all day long and then

820
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:55,320
Speaker 1: that one night game tonight and it's final four weekend,

821
00:49:55,360 --> 00:50:01,879
Speaker 1: the championship game tomorrow, tomorrow, sorrow. Do you have any

822
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 1: TWIB notes for us this week in baseball? Yeah, I'm

823
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:10,759
Speaker 1: just gonna Chell watch some baseball today. A big thank

824
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:14,759
Speaker 1: you to everyone who participated in the mail bag. Thank you,

825
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:18,919
Speaker 1: Thank you for downloading all the podcasts this weekend. Outstanding.

826
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:22,240
Speaker 1: Thank you guys. And I'll be on the radio tonight

827
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:25,439
Speaker 1: eleven o'clock in the West, two am in the East,

828
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 1: a brand new week of shows. We will fight the

829
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:33,640
Speaker 1: good fight in sports radio. Have a wonderful, wonderful day.

830
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 1: We'll catch you next time. Later. Skater gott a murder,

831
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:38,000
Speaker 1: Gotta go.