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Speaker 1: The Jewils Show on demand Jewils Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? This is the Jewels Show? And you texted

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Speaker 1: us at four one to six one and said he

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Speaker 1: had a dirty little secret. So we're calling you back. Hi.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Hi, what's up? How are you? I'm good.

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Speaker 1: I didn't think you guys would actually call me. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I didn't think you'd actually have a dirty little secret

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Speaker 1: and answering the phone weeks later after you texted us, So,

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Speaker 1: do you have time to tell us what your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret is now? Or do we need to call

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Speaker 1: you back? No, I can do it now. That's fine.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's go. What's your dirty little secret? So?

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Speaker 1: I've been kind of putting my boyfriend's stuff in storage?

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Speaker 1: Was a secret? Yeah? Yeah? Well Hi, So we've been

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Speaker 1: together almost seven years and yeah, and he actually moved

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Speaker 1: across the country six years ago to be with me. Wow.

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Speaker 1: But it hasn't really been working, and I don't know

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Speaker 1: how to break it to him. So when he goes

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Speaker 1: out of town for work, I gradually put a little

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Speaker 1: items in storages. And so does he notice that his

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Speaker 1: things are going missing? Yeah? Every now and then he'll

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Speaker 1: be like, oh, you know, where where are my golf clubs?

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, I don't, I don't know. Maybe

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Speaker 1: maybe you left him in the garage or you know,

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Speaker 1: in the car, and yeah, so it was the goal

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Speaker 1: for him to come home one day and then you're

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Speaker 1: like he's like, where is everything? And you're like, here's

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Speaker 1: the key to your storage place by something like that.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I probably need to figure this out before

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Speaker 1: that happened. Yeah, you must be a master level gaslighter, right,

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Speaker 1: because like, oh, to you. If I was missing golf

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Speaker 1: clubs and then I went and looked like I would

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Speaker 1: think my whole world is messed, like, I'd be like, wow,

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Speaker 1: did I misplace golf club? Yeah, that's a big thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah about that, you must be a mess. Yeah. The

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Speaker 1: rest of it was little stuff. That was kind of

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Speaker 1: the biggest one so far. I'm not proud of it.

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Speaker 1: I just I don't I haven't figured out how I

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Speaker 1: want to break the news. What if what if when

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Speaker 1: he was out of town, instead of putting his stuff

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Speaker 1: in storage, you left to like a different place, you know,

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Speaker 1: you like, you took your stuff and then moved it

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Speaker 1: in somewhere else. That would be cool, except my name

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Speaker 1: is on the leaf. So yeah, okay, well, you know

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Speaker 1: everyone does these things in their own way. Oh oh,

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Speaker 1: I know, I think I got it. Yeah. Maybe if

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Speaker 1: I cheat on him and he finds out no, let's

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Speaker 1: not listen from experience, that works. Yeah, but I would

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Speaker 1: not recommend that. So I'm the executive producer of this show.

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Speaker 1: My name is Brad, and I'm going to produce your life.

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Speaker 1: Here's what you're gonna do. Why don't you just text

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Speaker 1: him tell him it's over, because I mean, what you're

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Speaker 1: doing now is worse than a text breakup. Yeah right,

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Speaker 1: so just text him, tell him it's over. Go stay

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Speaker 1: with a friend for a while, figure out the least

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Speaker 1: break Just stop screwing around. That's my advice. Or okay,

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Speaker 1: start screwing around. Yeah you know, I just I feel

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Speaker 1: so bad. I just I want him to feel like

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Speaker 1: he's the one making the decision. So I think cheating

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Speaker 1: on him it is just the best way to go. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna get caught. Just get caught cheating. Well,

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Speaker 1: all right, hey, it will work. Hopefully you don't do

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Speaker 1: it right and then he gets home and he like

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Speaker 1: catches you cheating, and then it's like I forgive you

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Speaker 1: I would never leave whatever. Yeah, back to the drawing board. Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for your dirty little secret. Yeah, did you

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Speaker 1: bill show on demand