WEBVTT - Episode 159: The Male Paula Deen 0:00:01.680 --> 0:00:03.880 Gambling was something that I did. 0:00:04.200 --> 0:00:06.880 This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 0:00:07.080 --> 0:00:10.879 One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:14.480 podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling. 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:16.200 One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:18.520 Without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:20.279 You're a coward. 0:00:20.400 --> 0:00:22.120 It's easy to have a scapegoat. 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:25.759 And now joined by Bad Larry Shayan, Irving and Dylan 0:00:25.800 --> 0:00:26.759 the graphics guy. 0:00:27.000 --> 0:00:27.840 I have friends. 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:30.760 Here's Dan Patrick Patrick. 0:00:31.280 --> 0:00:34.959 Okay, I guess we start with a round of applause 0:00:35.000 --> 0:00:40.240 for bad Larry. Oh Man, we hate this, we do. Larry, 0:00:40.400 --> 0:00:43.839 you won nine units or seven units. Now you're up 0:00:44.080 --> 0:00:47.440 plus nine plus nine on the year for bad Larry, 0:00:48.040 --> 0:00:51.080 Shay and Irving lost three and a half units. Congratulations. 0:00:51.159 --> 0:00:54.080 Dylan didn't lose last week. That is big Dan, but 0:00:54.200 --> 0:00:58.600 he has lost a lot twenty six units so far. 0:00:58.920 --> 0:01:01.440 But you know how nice it is just losing zero? 0:01:05.000 --> 0:01:09.920 Okay? Any bad beats that anybody wants to bring up here? 0:01:10.160 --> 0:01:14.000 Auburn's second half. I mean, they just did not feel 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:17.760 like covering or winning or doing anything special. The comebacks 0:01:18.440 --> 0:01:20.880 this year in the tournament have They've all crushed me 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:21.720 and I hate it. 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:26.759 They should have won Auburn was gonna win out right. Yeah, 0:01:27.160 --> 0:01:31.560 Producer Ray just came in with a camera. I'm not sure. 0:01:31.760 --> 0:01:33.959 Maybe because we're doing this on a Wednesday instead of 0:01:34.040 --> 0:01:38.880 Thursday that Ray was not ready to go, But now 0:01:38.920 --> 0:01:41.760 he is. Now we can officially say that this is 0:01:41.840 --> 0:01:44.880 Dan Patrick takes a gamble. How's it looking? We're good? 0:01:45.000 --> 0:01:49.640 Thumbs up with everybody. Look great. Yeah, so the gang's here, 0:01:49.760 --> 0:01:52.120 Marvin's running the controls. You got Shan Irving. You got 0:01:52.200 --> 0:01:55.840 Dylan the graphics guy, no longer the graphics guy. You graduate. Yeah, 0:01:58.320 --> 0:01:59.680 we don't know what his job is. 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:01.520 Yeah, you're telling me. 0:02:01.720 --> 0:02:04.320 I said, hey, congratulations, you don't have to do graphics 0:02:04.320 --> 0:02:05.960 on the show anymore. He goes, well what am I doing? 0:02:06.000 --> 0:02:06.920 I go, I don't know. 0:02:07.400 --> 0:02:10.280 I've also been pushed. I tried to get away from it, 0:02:10.400 --> 0:02:13.400 but I've been pushed closer and closer physically. Back to 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:16.120 the hot dog roller. Ooh, we moved it out of 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:16.919 the control room. 0:02:17.160 --> 0:02:21.079 Yes, we had to because you it smelled bad in there. 0:02:21.400 --> 0:02:25.040 Yeah it was. And that's a confined space, yes it is. 0:02:25.240 --> 0:02:25.679 Oh man. 0:02:25.760 --> 0:02:27.320 The bullpen's pretty tight though too. 0:02:27.360 --> 0:02:29.720 When that thing's Yeah, but you can walk out of 0:02:29.760 --> 0:02:31.680 there if you want to when you're doing graphics with 0:02:31.720 --> 0:02:34.600 the hot dog your roller in there, you couldn't escape. 0:02:34.639 --> 0:02:37.600 Just tempting you all day long, yes, calling out your name. 0:02:37.960 --> 0:02:40.040 Because I will like, I'll just be like, eh, whatever, 0:02:40.080 --> 0:02:40.720 all youat hot Dog? 0:02:40.919 --> 0:02:43.280 Ten am? Hot Dog? Here we go, No. Eight eight? 0:02:43.320 --> 0:02:46.519 Oh my god, yeah, about eight forty five this morning. 0:02:46.480 --> 0:02:50.720 And seating seating of all people caved in last week, 0:02:51.160 --> 0:02:53.800 he goes. I said, I can't believe Dylan had a 0:02:53.840 --> 0:02:57.480 hot dog at eight eight eight thirty or something in 0:02:57.560 --> 0:02:59.280 seat goes, I had one. 0:02:59.160 --> 0:03:01.760 At eight he was. He was like, do I say 0:03:01.760 --> 0:03:02.480 I had one too? 0:03:02.600 --> 0:03:06.440 And I go wow. Ray the producer Picture Day Ray 0:03:06.520 --> 0:03:10.440 is here as well. By the way, the master's menu 0:03:10.560 --> 0:03:14.200 was Scotty the Champion's Dinner. Look good. I think we're 0:03:14.200 --> 0:03:17.600 going to do that for meet Friday. What I think 0:03:17.639 --> 0:03:18.840 we're gonna have? Did I come? 0:03:18.960 --> 0:03:19.040 No? 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:21.360 I think you have a job. 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:24.560 Yeah, I've got like a restraining order. I'm only allowed 0:03:24.560 --> 0:03:26.400 to be here on premises for an hour a week. 0:03:26.480 --> 0:03:29.000 You have a job, Yeah I do, but I have 0:03:29.120 --> 0:03:33.440 lunch as well. Okay, wow, all right, dandy. 0:03:33.639 --> 0:03:35.680 Well you're right, it's work release. You get like an 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:36.920 hour and a half for lunch. 0:03:36.720 --> 0:03:37.720 Right, yeah, about that? 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:40.480 Okay, all right, if you want to come over at 0:03:40.640 --> 0:03:43.880 around twelve fifteen was actually. 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:45.600 All right, fine, yeah, I'll see you there. I can't wait. 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:52.040 Okay, we're having steak, we're having appetizers. We're having Texas chili. Ooh, 0:03:52.200 --> 0:03:56.520 we're having is Chack coming? No, No, there's no trigger. 0:03:56.560 --> 0:03:57.160 Who's cooking? 0:03:57.760 --> 0:03:59.600 Dylan? What? Yeah? 0:03:59.680 --> 0:03:59.880 Yeah? 0:04:00.880 --> 0:04:08.080 Oh wow, Okay, now Dylan's pretty strongly yes, yeah, yes, yeah. 0:04:08.160 --> 0:04:12.160 Pauline whoa, whoa. 0:04:11.920 --> 0:04:15.720 Before the controversy, before the which quality that would be 0:04:15.760 --> 0:04:16.800 on brand for you? 0:04:16.800 --> 0:04:20.919 Now it de dang wow? 0:04:21.160 --> 0:04:25.240 She might have been one of the canceling wake out. 0:04:25.720 --> 0:04:30.240 Shaye looks to Marvin brother, I'm not really going to 0:04:30.240 --> 0:04:30.839 help you out. 0:04:31.000 --> 0:04:33.160 Oh here's the thing about me. Say I would never 0:04:33.200 --> 0:04:36.760 be your black up. I no one's black. 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:39.000 Op. Yeah. We need to go looking then, because I 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:42.040 you say that you have black friends, do you say 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:43.160 do you include Mark? 0:04:43.240 --> 0:04:45.719 I never said I have black friends? First off? Do 0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:46.720 you have black friends? 0:04:46.760 --> 0:04:46.920 Yeah? 0:04:46.920 --> 0:04:50.280 I got a couple, but it's all by circumstance. Okay, 0:04:50.720 --> 0:04:52.480 like our kids go to school together and because we've 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:53.840 got some hobbies that we share, some. 0:04:53.839 --> 0:04:56.839 Ship, you know, by the way, how's the school board? 0:04:57.000 --> 0:04:57.520 Oh man? 0:04:58.160 --> 0:05:02.719 So h the last clip made the rounds of the 0:05:02.800 --> 0:05:07.400 local like soccer, parents and everybody. And there's a pretty staunch, 0:05:08.200 --> 0:05:11.960 a pretty motivated group against my running and they have 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:15.400 been talking to each other and spreading that around pretty aggressively. 0:05:15.560 --> 0:05:17.840 So they took a clip from last week's podcast. 0:05:18.000 --> 0:05:22.000 Yeah, yeah, and some text messages were sent between group 0:05:22.080 --> 0:05:25.440 chats and screenshots sent and yeah, there's some motivated people 0:05:25.680 --> 0:05:28.800 motivated that I do not see a seat at the 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:30.120 school board. That's for damn sure. 0:05:30.760 --> 0:05:33.640 You know, most times podcasts want to have something that 0:05:33.720 --> 0:05:37.200 goes viral. Our clips go local, and it's just you 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:41.279 with things that you say about the tennis bombs, oh man, 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:43.880 the school board, soccer. 0:05:43.760 --> 0:05:45.720 You're only ruining your immediate life. 0:05:45.839 --> 0:05:48.760 Yeah. Literally, I show up to soccer like, well, great show, shap. 0:05:49.960 --> 0:05:52.640 I would say, is you know, to get to the top, 0:05:52.640 --> 0:05:55.800 you're gonna have some haters along the way. Kadaffi had enemies. 0:05:55.600 --> 0:05:57.719 You know, Kadaffi did have enemies, my man. 0:05:58.080 --> 0:06:00.520 And that didn't end well, No, that ended about as 0:06:00.560 --> 0:06:01.279 horribly as I. 0:06:01.560 --> 0:06:09.680 Can Thanks Obama. Yeah, okay, so the Champions menu bad 0:06:09.760 --> 0:06:11.440 Larry if I said you won the Masters and you 0:06:11.560 --> 0:06:13.479 got to have your champion menu. 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:14.680 Is gonna be boring as ship. 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:20.760 But what would you get like, don't say like Roy 0:06:20.920 --> 0:06:24.400 Rogers or Hamberger. 0:06:25.360 --> 0:06:27.719 A little Sicilian pizza the start? 0:06:28.880 --> 0:06:29.599 What does that mean? 0:06:29.680 --> 0:06:32.960 What is like Grandma's the big square pieces that are. 0:06:32.880 --> 0:06:39.240 Like big square that's the worst kind of pizza, like little. 0:06:40.120 --> 0:06:41.440 I eat that a couple of times a week. 0:06:42.800 --> 0:06:45.640 You eat Sicilian pizza a couple of times a week. 0:06:45.960 --> 0:06:47.799 Damn yeah, I'm a big pizza guy. 0:06:47.960 --> 0:06:51.440 That's not But like what about regular pizza, like good pizza? Right? 0:06:53.400 --> 0:06:56.320 I eat that also? But I like a lot of lunches. 0:06:56.360 --> 0:07:01.479 I'll like again, I'm working, so let's I'm sure I 0:07:01.480 --> 0:07:03.760 want to say my second lunch A lot of times, 0:07:03.760 --> 0:07:05.160 I'll we'll get a slice of pizza and stuff. 0:07:05.200 --> 0:07:08.960 How many lunches a week do you have? Well? 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:12.320 Four on the two days that I work. And then 0:07:12.680 --> 0:07:15.640 you know, Monday was an epic egg guys. We went raised, 0:07:15.920 --> 0:07:18.920 we went bowling. Then that's where I got that guy 0:07:19.000 --> 0:07:19.480 Noah Ken. 0:07:19.760 --> 0:07:21.960 Oh right, okay, hold on, we'll get to that. We'll 0:07:21.960 --> 0:07:22.440 get to that. 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:25.560 Ill I gotta tell you about Monday. We went bowl 0:07:25.640 --> 0:07:27.600 and then we went down to this bar and Bricktown 0:07:27.960 --> 0:07:31.200 for pool, shuffle board and darks, and then we just 0:07:31.360 --> 0:07:34.920 rolled right into the eight fifty basketball game. 0:07:35.200 --> 0:07:40.000 Drink the whole day, perfect, perfect day, amazing well, shuffle board, 0:07:40.200 --> 0:07:44.320 darts all the Larry's crushed. He loves that stuff. Undefeated 0:07:44.520 --> 0:07:45.320 loves that stuff. 0:07:45.360 --> 0:07:46.360 Bargain, big bargain. 0:07:46.440 --> 0:07:48.480 No, he is. He's really good at the bar game. 0:07:48.600 --> 0:07:50.480 I'm gonna be I'm gonna be pretty much a legend 0:07:50.480 --> 0:07:52.400 and Arrowhead and Bricktown. 0:07:52.120 --> 0:07:56.520 Shortly we love, Okay, Shaye, what would you have as 0:07:56.560 --> 0:07:56.960 your many? 0:07:57.640 --> 0:07:59.200 I would? I mean, this is tough for me, This 0:07:59.280 --> 0:08:04.320 is really tough. It depends. Pauladin's fried chicken for sure. 0:08:07.880 --> 0:08:08.960 No, I don't know. 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:13.400 I'm gonna say something. You're all probably gonna make fun 0:08:13.440 --> 0:08:19.600 of me. Uh cocovon, all right, bitch, the roommate makes 0:08:19.640 --> 0:08:22.920 a fucking mean cocovon. Dude with likes good. It's the 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:26.320 way she makes it. It just falls off the goddamn bone. 0:08:26.760 --> 0:08:28.040 Didn't I have that? No? 0:08:28.120 --> 0:08:31.280 You had Scarpiello chicken scarpillo okay, yeah, which is like 0:08:31.400 --> 0:08:34.000 that's my favorite meals. 0:08:33.040 --> 0:08:35.240 Like kind of the French Scarpiello a little bit. 0:08:35.760 --> 0:08:39.200 Yeah, yeah, chicken. Yeah, less sausage though, but yeah yeah, 0:08:39.600 --> 0:08:46.960 great tennis player Scarpiello Coco co coon uh dyl how 0:08:47.000 --> 0:08:47.480 about you? 0:08:48.280 --> 0:08:50.559 This is also tough one. I mean I'd probably start 0:08:50.600 --> 0:08:55.880 with like a chilled seafood tower. Yeah, maybe honestly Hideki 0:08:55.960 --> 0:09:02.440 Matsuyama's menu, my favorite, some soush okay o wag you okay, 0:09:02.520 --> 0:09:06.640 and then maybe a hot dog Chicago dog mixed in there, okay. 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:08.920 And for dessert grand bruleche so we can both have 0:09:09.000 --> 0:09:10.160 something French on the menu. 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:14.120 Oh my god, you're gonna have sushi at your champions dinner? 0:09:14.440 --> 0:09:14.640 Yeah? 0:09:14.679 --> 0:09:16.720 What's wrong in Augusta in America? 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:16.959 Right? 0:09:17.040 --> 0:09:19.480 Yeah? That sushi and Augusta must be nuts. 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:22.160 It's twenty twenty five. It's not like they're like getting 0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:24.199 ship out of like the river in Georgia. 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:29.120 It's dumb, dumb chicken, you said co co Covon? 0:09:29.360 --> 0:09:32.280 Yeah you pronounced is it co covon Cocovan? 0:09:32.480 --> 0:09:33.360 I think co Covan? 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:33.960 I don't know. 0:09:35.040 --> 0:09:41.920 By the way, say has expressed an interest in learning golf. Yeah. Yeah. 0:09:41.920 --> 0:09:44.120 The roommate says I shouldn't do it, so I figure 0:09:44.160 --> 0:09:46.600 I should. It'll be away from you to goyt the 0:09:46.600 --> 0:09:48.199 house and I've never golfed before. 0:09:48.800 --> 0:09:53.880 It's a really, really, really challenging sport. 0:09:54.240 --> 0:09:56.520 Well, yeah, I'm surrounded by golfers and they don't seem 0:09:56.559 --> 0:09:57.920 like superior athletes to me. 0:09:58.360 --> 0:09:59.320 That's the problem. 0:09:59.360 --> 0:10:01.600 That's the trick. Key part is the guy you don't 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:05.360 think looks like a John Daily. John Daly does not 0:10:05.679 --> 0:10:14.199 look like a good athlete. He goes to be incredibly athletic, pliable, malleable. 0:10:14.400 --> 0:10:17.559 Yes, that's why all these like these five six dudes 0:10:17.600 --> 0:10:18.839 on tour hit it's three hundred. 0:10:19.160 --> 0:10:19.360 Yeah. 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:20.560 Well yeah, I just want to go to the range 0:10:20.559 --> 0:10:23.080 and like figure out a swing. I've never even attempted 0:10:23.120 --> 0:10:23.360 the shit. 0:10:23.679 --> 0:10:27.199 Well, why don't you get at least where you can 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:29.600 play eighteen holes? And then if you want to play golf, 0:10:29.679 --> 0:10:33.200 then you know what, you going out with Dylan and 0:10:33.280 --> 0:10:37.240 Ray playing golf to the range, right, Yeah? Or if 0:10:37.240 --> 0:10:41.280 it's you Dylan, Ray and bad Larry and you guys 0:10:41.320 --> 0:10:45.120 go play, maybe you go to Jersey. Oh and bad 0:10:45.200 --> 0:10:48.679 Larry doesn't hit it very far, but he is very 0:10:48.679 --> 0:10:52.880 good at getting it up and down. Get us community course, No. 0:10:52.880 --> 0:10:54.520 We'll we'll play wherever you guys want. 0:10:56.160 --> 0:10:57.959 All right, Well, where is that Larry, you're the one 0:10:57.960 --> 0:11:01.439 in Jersey. 0:11:01.440 --> 0:11:03.960 Well, Dan and actually spring Lake last time. He's never 0:11:03.960 --> 0:11:06.160 played mask ONRN. We got a couple, we got that's 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:07.200 a simple phone call. 0:11:07.720 --> 0:11:09.520 Yeah, but these guys, I want to go to the 0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:12.319 range first and work on a sweat, work on that. 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:17.400 Then you guys have a foursome. Then maybe you videotape it. Oh, 0:11:17.760 --> 0:11:23.600 Larry's done that before. No, Larry had a three rd Yeah, 0:11:23.640 --> 0:11:26.960 the fourthsome? Larry, are you joining us in Green Bay? 0:11:27.480 --> 0:11:29.160 Well? I didn't. I'm not aware of what it is. 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:32.880 It's the draft. It's two weeks, two weeks. 0:11:33.640 --> 0:11:37.280 I might let me, let me check in with the wife. Say, 0:11:37.360 --> 0:11:38.680 you gotta you gotta learn that. 0:11:38.800 --> 0:11:42.280 If you go, Larr, I'll try and make an appearance. 0:11:42.600 --> 0:11:45.360 Wow, maybe you guys could go. 0:11:45.320 --> 0:11:47.199 Together, get the band back together. Larry, you want to 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:49.000 share a room, sure? 0:11:49.160 --> 0:11:54.480 Sure? Can you bring your sister and both of them? 0:11:55.480 --> 0:11:57.679 Ray wouldn't even share a room with me. You snore 0:11:57.760 --> 0:11:58.200 too much. 0:11:58.320 --> 0:12:06.120 Oh, trouble in Paradise, all right? Anything to recap here? Bad? 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:12.120 Larry did pretty well, Dylan. Yeah, you guys not much 0:12:12.160 --> 0:12:15.439 to really recap, is there? Baseball? Okay? 0:12:18.080 --> 0:12:18.320 Okay? 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:19.120 Yeah? 0:12:19.200 --> 0:12:24.280 You had two baseball bets. Okay, congratulations bad Larry. That 0:12:24.360 --> 0:12:28.800 leads us to Noa Kent that somehow you were tipped 0:12:28.800 --> 0:12:31.120 off on him making the cut at the Masters. 0:12:32.080 --> 0:12:34.599 I met the guy's uncle and he said, oh, you 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:36.320 got to keep an eye on him. He's really good. 0:12:36.360 --> 0:12:38.440 So I had to throw him in as a top amateur. 0:12:38.559 --> 0:12:40.040 Or I think I threw him to make the cut 0:12:40.080 --> 0:12:40.520 on the show. 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:42.839 Okay, that's plus three hundred. 0:12:43.160 --> 0:12:45.880 Just to make the cut, yeah, perfect, all right? 0:12:45.920 --> 0:12:46.240 What else? 0:12:46.320 --> 0:12:47.679 I thought I was plus seven? I thought he was 0:12:47.720 --> 0:12:49.760 plus seven to fifty to be the low amates. I 0:12:49.760 --> 0:12:51.360 guess there's a couple of guys better. Well. 0:12:51.360 --> 0:12:53.320 No, well, there's a difference between making the cut and 0:12:53.360 --> 0:12:55.280 being low m So what are you taking? 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:57.880 No, I want make the cut at plus three fifty. 0:12:57.920 --> 0:12:59.360 I'm happy with those US three hundred. 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:01.480 Yeah down there. 0:13:03.120 --> 0:13:10.079 There, you just okay, So Noah Kent makes the cuts. 0:13:08.600 --> 0:13:10.160 Plus Let me let me start with the top of 0:13:10.200 --> 0:13:13.000 my sheet. You know it's hard to make that last 0:13:13.080 --> 0:13:16.680 night for today, so I took the Yankees. I don't 0:13:16.679 --> 0:13:18.360 know what the line is a obbyous Wait wait, wait. 0:13:18.240 --> 0:13:21.040 We're doing we were doing the Masters. 0:13:21.360 --> 0:13:23.720 I thought you want all my picks for the for 0:13:23.960 --> 0:13:24.360 this week. 0:13:24.440 --> 0:13:27.720 Okay, do you have any other picks with the Masters, Yes, 0:13:27.760 --> 0:13:30.760 of course, Well I led with Noah Kent, who's playing 0:13:30.800 --> 0:13:33.400 at the Masters. Therefore it does it doesn't seem like 0:13:33.760 --> 0:13:36.960 continuity wise, you would have your other golf picks. 0:13:36.880 --> 0:13:40.400 Okay, Noah Kent to make the cut top twenties, I 0:13:40.440 --> 0:13:44.960 want Rabbit Robert McIntyre, and then I want said rabbit 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:50.320 Rory and I won John Rahm. Okay, so three one 0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:51.479 unit top twenty. 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:55.520 Rabbit McIntyre is plus one fifty. Rory top twenty is 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:58.920 minus three p fifty. I'm surprised you would go with that. 0:13:59.679 --> 0:14:02.360 John Ron twenty is minus one sixty five. 0:14:03.040 --> 0:14:04.920 Yeah, I'm gonna be rooting for Rory to win it. 0:14:04.920 --> 0:14:08.800 That's why gross are you putting a unit on Rory 0:14:08.840 --> 0:14:10.360 minus three fifty? Larry? 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:13.360 Yeah, losing three, you're losing three half. 0:14:13.360 --> 0:14:15.040 You're risking three and a half to way're. 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:15.480 Risking three and a half. 0:14:15.559 --> 0:14:19.000 Yeah, very correct. Okay, Now now you're baseball there. 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:22.000 Just for today the well, of course, you know I 0:14:22.040 --> 0:14:23.760 have the we don't want to rehash that. 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:24.560 No, we don't. 0:14:24.920 --> 0:14:28.960 The first the first twenty five games, you know against 0:14:28.960 --> 0:14:32.800 the White Soxerha, we're killing that, We're not. I'm rehashed 0:14:32.880 --> 0:14:36.880 enough and my Mets are on a huge run show 0:14:36.880 --> 0:14:37.320 you I. 0:14:37.280 --> 0:14:40.160 Know, Okay, okay, okay, what are your baseballs? 0:14:40.320 --> 0:14:44.840 Well, I'm adding the Yankees today and Phillies today, But 0:14:44.920 --> 0:14:46.920 then I still have my Mets and my against the 0:14:46.920 --> 0:14:47.600 White Sox. 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:49.480 And the under in the White soxer Okay, yes you do. 0:14:50.280 --> 0:14:52.680 Okay, I'm really happy. Thank you? 0:14:52.880 --> 0:14:53.480 Anything else? 0:14:54.880 --> 0:14:58.160 No, I think they should be on the school board 0:14:58.200 --> 0:14:59.560 if that's the Mealy's picking. 0:15:00.840 --> 0:15:03.120 Yeah, thank you, thank you, Blair, appreciate it. 0:15:03.280 --> 0:15:06.960 Uh Shay Shane irving your turn with the Masters. 0:15:07.160 --> 0:15:10.680 Yeah, I got mister Morikawa to win plus sixteen hundred. 0:15:11.240 --> 0:15:14.080 I love his anti media stance and anti fans dance. 0:15:14.120 --> 0:15:16.280 I think he's playing the heel and it'll be great 0:15:16.400 --> 0:15:18.600 when he wins the Masters. He doesn't talk to anybody 0:15:18.640 --> 0:15:19.000 about it. 0:15:19.040 --> 0:15:20.280 Why? Why does she have a problem? 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:22.040 How funn would that be if Jim Nance came up 0:15:22.080 --> 0:15:23.360 to when he was just like, I. 0:15:23.280 --> 0:15:28.320 Don't know you anything away, Jack Butler Cabin. 0:15:29.560 --> 0:15:31.560 No, I think he's a dickhead, but he's playing good golf. 0:15:31.840 --> 0:15:34.160 And then I got Matzi Yama plus thirty three hundred 0:15:34.160 --> 0:15:39.840 to win. My favorite Shane Lowry plus four thousand. Yes, 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:43.080 Russell Henley the only real Irishman by the way, Russell 0:15:43.120 --> 0:15:47.720 Henry plus five thousand, Corey Connors plus six thousand, those 0:15:47.760 --> 0:15:51.320 are all to win. Then I got Bryson top twenty. 0:15:52.960 --> 0:15:56.720 I think I had two units on that ray Yeah, okay, 0:15:57.120 --> 0:16:00.360 all right, bryceon top twenty two units, Matsiyama the top 0:16:00.360 --> 0:16:03.800 twenty four units, Larry two units on the top twenty, 0:16:04.200 --> 0:16:08.760 Corey Connor's top twenty, and then Minwu Lee plus one thirty. 0:16:09.080 --> 0:16:12.480 Doctor Chippins is correct. 0:16:12.400 --> 0:16:13.920 Did I have a top twenty parlay? 0:16:14.000 --> 0:16:14.360 Danny? 0:16:14.600 --> 0:16:15.680 You don't do parlay. 0:16:15.920 --> 0:16:17.600 This golf game is killing me lately. 0:16:18.120 --> 0:16:18.840 It's so hard. 0:16:19.240 --> 0:16:22.680 So Rory, matsu Yama, Larry on the top twenty plus 0:16:22.680 --> 0:16:28.120 three twenty five. And then I got more golf matchup. 0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:31.000 Two units had Decky laying one fifteen against Fleetwood and 0:16:31.080 --> 0:16:34.280 Larry against knt Lake because Cantle has killed me for years. 0:16:34.680 --> 0:16:38.880 And then I got Joaquin Neman plus one sixty against Scottie. 0:16:39.640 --> 0:16:40.240 That's the back. 0:16:40.680 --> 0:16:44.320 I love it, love it, Okay. I do like some 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:46.920 of your golf picks. I know. Actually I don't want 0:16:46.920 --> 0:16:51.920 to Dan I do Joaquin, Yeah, yeah, but I I 0:16:52.040 --> 0:16:59.120 like Shane Lowry big time. I even like Sepstraka. 0:16:58.120 --> 0:17:06.640 Love Straca, Struck Strock, Sepstraw, Okay, he's actually he's Austrian, 0:17:06.720 --> 0:17:08.320 right Stepstra everything. 0:17:08.520 --> 0:17:09.640 Yeah, shit, you didn't take. 0:17:09.600 --> 0:17:13.320 Him, no shot a Dylan's okay? Anything else? 0:17:13.320 --> 0:17:17.879 Baseball Okay, Rangers over eight and a half, Blue Jays 0:17:17.920 --> 0:17:21.439 and over the plus one ten against the Boston Red Sox, 0:17:21.800 --> 0:17:24.680 Twinkies laying one ten and the Mariners plus one ten. 0:17:25.040 --> 0:17:30.800 Baseball is back, Hail to the Chief, Okay, Dylan? 0:17:31.640 --> 0:17:34.840 All right, Dan? I got Bernhard Langer to make the 0:17:34.920 --> 0:17:38.280 cut plus two twenty five. He's missed it the last 0:17:38.280 --> 0:17:41.080 three years, I think. But he's pretty good even as 0:17:41.119 --> 0:17:46.720 an older gentleman at Augusta. Okay, Tyrrell Hatten to miss 0:17:46.760 --> 0:17:49.119 the cut plus two forty, he'll have a blow up 0:17:49.160 --> 0:17:52.680 hole and he definitely can't out. He'll probably break a club. Honestly, 0:17:53.119 --> 0:17:54.600 I seen him do that a few times. 0:17:54.760 --> 0:17:58.280 I didn't know that Freddy Couples is the oldest player 0:17:58.320 --> 0:18:00.000 to make the cut. He was sixty. 0:17:59.680 --> 0:18:02.360 Three University of Houston alone. 0:18:02.040 --> 0:18:06.800 Bernhard Lane or sixty seven University of Houston. That blew 0:18:06.840 --> 0:18:08.240 the national chain unbelievable. 0:18:08.600 --> 0:18:11.439 How the hell do you in like that? Can you imagine? 0:18:11.520 --> 0:18:14.120 I said it when that kid almost did the double 0:18:14.200 --> 0:18:16.280 dribble at the very end, I was like, hey man, 0:18:16.520 --> 0:18:19.239 welcome to the wonderful world of alcoholism. You're gonna try 0:18:19.280 --> 0:18:21.080 and drink this memory away and it just won't work. 0:18:22.119 --> 0:18:24.359 Save my bed at Hazelton, I'd be drinking like a 0:18:24.400 --> 0:18:26.240 fish if I d a a goddamn season like that. 0:18:26.320 --> 0:18:27.560 You don't even get a shot off. 0:18:27.600 --> 0:18:30.439 No, Jesus Christ. How long has it been since you 0:18:30.440 --> 0:18:31.000 had a drink? 0:18:31.359 --> 0:18:32.200 Seventeen months? 0:18:33.040 --> 0:18:33.240 Yeah? 0:18:33.400 --> 0:18:34.760 How many days? How many minutes? 0:18:35.520 --> 0:18:40.320 I don't know, seventeen months. Yeah. It doesn't seem like 0:18:40.359 --> 0:18:43.200 it's really changed your personality, though it does it. 0:18:43.280 --> 0:18:45.920 Everybody who says that is full of shit. They say, 0:18:45.960 --> 0:18:48.520 you think you like feel better physically, No, you don't like. 0:18:48.560 --> 0:18:50.800 I just don't make dumb decisions and like piss off 0:18:50.840 --> 0:18:51.280 my wife. 0:18:51.920 --> 0:18:53.520 Yeah, which does that feel better? 0:18:53.600 --> 0:18:57.080 Or as much? I should say as much? I still 0:18:57.119 --> 0:18:59.960 piss her off, Like I'm cooking better than she is lately, 0:19:00.280 --> 0:19:01.840 and I wouldn't be doing that if I was drinking. 0:19:01.880 --> 0:19:03.919 You're making cocoon, no, man, But I. 0:19:03.960 --> 0:19:07.080 Made some chicken tacos last night just because I felt 0:19:07.119 --> 0:19:08.840 like it no recipe or nothing. 0:19:09.320 --> 0:19:12.840 I had somebody in the family tree who would always cook, 0:19:13.760 --> 0:19:16.120 and I thought, Okay, I mean it's awesome. He loves 0:19:16.160 --> 0:19:19.080 to cook. Well, he would drink a bottle of charnay 0:19:19.240 --> 0:19:21.520 because nobody wants to come in the kitchen when you're cooking, 0:19:21.960 --> 0:19:24.560 because they don't want to work. And he'd have a 0:19:24.560 --> 0:19:27.440 bottle of chardonnay, and then all of a sudden, you 0:19:27.520 --> 0:19:31.520 sit down to have dinner another bottle, Like, I'm onto you. 0:19:31.640 --> 0:19:32.159 That's smart. 0:19:32.520 --> 0:19:35.120 Getting drunken. Cooking is like the most fun thing ever. 0:19:35.280 --> 0:19:42.119 Yeah, yeah, it could go wrong. I'm definitely definitely boom 0:19:42.160 --> 0:19:46.639 boom boom boom boom boom. The way you walk and 0:19:46.880 --> 0:19:52.480