Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
Speaker 1: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2: And now joined by Bad Larry Shayan, Irving and Dylan
Speaker 2: the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick Patrick.
Speaker 1: Okay, I guess we start with a round of applause
Speaker 1: for bad Larry. Oh Man, we hate this, we do. Larry,
Speaker 1: you won nine units or seven units. Now you're up
Speaker 1: plus nine plus nine on the year for bad Larry,
Speaker 1: Shay and Irving lost three and a half units. Congratulations.
Speaker 1: Dylan didn't lose last week. That is big Dan, but
Speaker 1: he has lost a lot twenty six units so far.
Speaker 3: But you know how nice it is just losing zero?
Speaker 1: Okay? Any bad beats that anybody wants to bring up here?
Speaker 4: Auburn's second half. I mean, they just did not feel
Speaker 4: like covering or winning or doing anything special. The comebacks
Speaker 4: this year in the tournament have They've all crushed me
Speaker 4: and I hate it.
Speaker 1: They should have won Auburn was gonna win out right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Producer Ray just came in with a camera. I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: Maybe because we're doing this on a Wednesday instead of
Speaker 1: Thursday that Ray was not ready to go, But now
Speaker 1: he is. Now we can officially say that this is
Speaker 1: Dan Patrick takes a gamble. How's it looking? We're good?
Speaker 1: Thumbs up with everybody. Look great. Yeah, so the gang's here,
Speaker 1: Marvin's running the controls. You got Shan Irving. You got
Speaker 1: Dylan the graphics guy, no longer the graphics guy. You graduate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we don't know what his job is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're telling me.
Speaker 1: I said, hey, congratulations, you don't have to do graphics
Speaker 1: on the show anymore. He goes, well what am I doing?
Speaker 1: I go, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I've also been pushed. I tried to get away from it,
Speaker 3: but I've been pushed closer and closer physically. Back to
Speaker 3: the hot dog roller. Ooh, we moved it out of
Speaker 3: the control room.
Speaker 1: Yes, we had to because you it smelled bad in there.
Speaker 3: Yeah it was. And that's a confined space, yes it is.
Speaker 1: Oh man.
Speaker 3: The bullpen's pretty tight though too.
Speaker 1: When that thing's Yeah, but you can walk out of
Speaker 1: there if you want to when you're doing graphics with
Speaker 1: the hot dog your roller in there, you couldn't escape.
Speaker 1: Just tempting you all day long, yes, calling out your name.
Speaker 3: Because I will like, I'll just be like, eh, whatever,
Speaker 3: all youat hot Dog?
Speaker 1: Ten am? Hot Dog? Here we go, No. Eight eight?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, yeah, about eight forty five this morning.
Speaker 1: And seating seating of all people caved in last week,
Speaker 1: he goes. I said, I can't believe Dylan had a
Speaker 1: hot dog at eight eight eight thirty or something in
Speaker 1: seat goes, I had one.
Speaker 3: At eight he was. He was like, do I say
Speaker 3: I had one too?
Speaker 1: And I go wow. Ray the producer Picture Day Ray
Speaker 1: is here as well. By the way, the master's menu
Speaker 1: was Scotty the Champion's Dinner. Look good. I think we're
Speaker 1: going to do that for meet Friday. What I think
Speaker 1: we're gonna have? Did I come?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I think you have a job.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got like a restraining order. I'm only allowed
Speaker 4: to be here on premises for an hour a week.
Speaker 4: You have a job, Yeah I do, but I have
Speaker 4: lunch as well. Okay, wow, all right, dandy.
Speaker 3: Well you're right, it's work release. You get like an
Speaker 3: hour and a half for lunch.
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, about that?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, if you want to come over at
Speaker 1: around twelve fifteen was actually.
Speaker 4: All right, fine, yeah, I'll see you there. I can't wait.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're having steak, we're having appetizers. We're having Texas chili. Ooh,
Speaker 1: we're having is Chack coming? No, No, there's no trigger.
Speaker 4: Who's cooking?
Speaker 1: Dylan? What? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Oh wow, Okay, now Dylan's pretty strongly yes, yeah, yes, yeah.
Speaker 3: Pauline whoa, whoa.
Speaker 4: Before the controversy, before the which quality that would be
Speaker 4: on brand for you?
Speaker 1: Now it de dang wow?
Speaker 3: She might have been one of the canceling wake out.
Speaker 1: Shaye looks to Marvin brother, I'm not really going to
Speaker 1: help you out.
Speaker 5: Oh here's the thing about me. Say I would never
Speaker 5: be your black up. I no one's black.
Speaker 1: Op. Yeah. We need to go looking then, because I
Speaker 1: you say that you have black friends, do you say
Speaker 1: do you include Mark?
Speaker 4: I never said I have black friends? First off? Do
Speaker 4: you have black friends?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I got a couple, but it's all by circumstance. Okay,
Speaker 4: like our kids go to school together and because we've
Speaker 4: got some hobbies that we share, some.
Speaker 1: Ship, you know, by the way, how's the school board?
Speaker 1: Oh man?
Speaker 4: So h the last clip made the rounds of the
Speaker 4: local like soccer, parents and everybody. And there's a pretty staunch,
Speaker 4: a pretty motivated group against my running and they have
Speaker 4: been talking to each other and spreading that around pretty aggressively.
Speaker 1: So they took a clip from last week's podcast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, and some text messages were sent between group
Speaker 4: chats and screenshots sent and yeah, there's some motivated people
Speaker 4: motivated that I do not see a seat at the
Speaker 4: school board. That's for damn sure.
Speaker 1: You know, most times podcasts want to have something that
Speaker 1: goes viral. Our clips go local, and it's just you
Speaker 1: with things that you say about the tennis bombs, oh man,
Speaker 1: the school board, soccer.
Speaker 3: You're only ruining your immediate life.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Literally, I show up to soccer like, well, great show, shap.
Speaker 3: I would say, is you know, to get to the top,
Speaker 3: you're gonna have some haters along the way. Kadaffi had enemies.
Speaker 4: You know, Kadaffi did have enemies, my man.
Speaker 3: And that didn't end well, No, that ended about as
Speaker 3: horribly as I.
Speaker 1: Can Thanks Obama. Yeah, okay, so the Champions menu bad
Speaker 1: Larry if I said you won the Masters and you
Speaker 1: got to have your champion menu.
Speaker 3: Is gonna be boring as ship.
Speaker 1: But what would you get like, don't say like Roy
Speaker 1: Rogers or Hamberger.
Speaker 6: A little Sicilian pizza the start?
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 3: What is like Grandma's the big square pieces that are.
Speaker 1: Like big square that's the worst kind of pizza, like little.
Speaker 6: I eat that a couple of times a week.
Speaker 3: You eat Sicilian pizza a couple of times a week.
Speaker 6: Damn yeah, I'm a big pizza guy.
Speaker 1: That's not But like what about regular pizza, like good pizza? Right?
Speaker 6: I eat that also? But I like a lot of lunches.
Speaker 6: I'll like again, I'm working, so let's I'm sure I
Speaker 6: want to say my second lunch A lot of times,
Speaker 6: I'll we'll get a slice of pizza and stuff.
Speaker 1: How many lunches a week do you have? Well?
Speaker 6: Four on the two days that I work. And then
Speaker 6: you know, Monday was an epic egg guys. We went raised,
Speaker 6: we went bowling. Then that's where I got that guy
Speaker 6: Noah Ken.
Speaker 1: Oh right, okay, hold on, we'll get to that. We'll
Speaker 1: get to that.
Speaker 6: Ill I gotta tell you about Monday. We went bowl
Speaker 6: and then we went down to this bar and Bricktown
Speaker 6: for pool, shuffle board and darks, and then we just
Speaker 6: rolled right into the eight fifty basketball game.
Speaker 1: Drink the whole day, perfect, perfect day, amazing well, shuffle board,
Speaker 1: darts all the Larry's crushed. He loves that stuff. Undefeated
Speaker 1: loves that stuff.
Speaker 3: Bargain, big bargain.
Speaker 1: No, he is. He's really good at the bar game.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna be I'm gonna be pretty much a legend
Speaker 6: and Arrowhead and Bricktown.
Speaker 1: Shortly we love, Okay, Shaye, what would you have as
Speaker 1: your many?
Speaker 4: I would? I mean, this is tough for me, This
Speaker 4: is really tough. It depends. Pauladin's fried chicken for sure.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say something. You're all probably gonna make fun
Speaker 4: of me. Uh cocovon, all right, bitch, the roommate makes
Speaker 4: a fucking mean cocovon. Dude with likes good. It's the
Speaker 4: way she makes it. It just falls off the goddamn bone.
Speaker 1: Didn't I have that? No?
Speaker 4: You had Scarpiello chicken scarpillo okay, yeah, which is like
Speaker 4: that's my favorite meals.
Speaker 3: Like kind of the French Scarpiello a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, chicken. Yeah, less sausage though, but yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: great tennis player Scarpiello Coco co coon uh dyl how
Speaker 1: about you?
Speaker 3: This is also tough one. I mean I'd probably start
Speaker 3: with like a chilled seafood tower. Yeah, maybe honestly Hideki
Speaker 3: Matsuyama's menu, my favorite, some soush okay o wag you okay,
Speaker 3: and then maybe a hot dog Chicago dog mixed in there, okay.
Speaker 3: And for dessert grand bruleche so we can both have
Speaker 3: something French on the menu.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you're gonna have sushi at your champions dinner?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What's wrong in Augusta in America?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? That sushi and Augusta must be nuts.
Speaker 3: It's twenty twenty five. It's not like they're like getting
Speaker 3: ship out of like the river in Georgia.
Speaker 4: It's dumb, dumb chicken, you said co co Covon?
Speaker 1: Yeah you pronounced is it co covon Cocovan?
Speaker 4: I think co Covan?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: By the way, say has expressed an interest in learning golf. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: The roommate says I shouldn't do it, so I figure
Speaker 4: I should. It'll be away from you to goyt the
Speaker 4: house and I've never golfed before.
Speaker 1: It's a really, really, really challenging sport.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I'm surrounded by golfers and they don't seem
Speaker 4: like superior athletes to me.
Speaker 3: That's the problem.
Speaker 1: That's the trick. Key part is the guy you don't
Speaker 1: think looks like a John Daily. John Daly does not
Speaker 1: look like a good athlete. He goes to be incredibly athletic, pliable, malleable.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's why all these like these five six dudes
Speaker 3: on tour hit it's three hundred.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well yeah, I just want to go to the range
Speaker 4: and like figure out a swing. I've never even attempted
Speaker 4: the shit.
Speaker 1: Well, why don't you get at least where you can
Speaker 1: play eighteen holes? And then if you want to play golf,
Speaker 1: then you know what, you going out with Dylan and
Speaker 1: Ray playing golf to the range, right, Yeah? Or if
Speaker 1: it's you Dylan, Ray and bad Larry and you guys
Speaker 1: go play, maybe you go to Jersey. Oh and bad
Speaker 1: Larry doesn't hit it very far, but he is very
Speaker 1: good at getting it up and down. Get us community course, No.
Speaker 6: We'll we'll play wherever you guys want.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, where is that Larry, you're the one
Speaker 3: in Jersey.
Speaker 6: Well, Dan and actually spring Lake last time. He's never
Speaker 6: played mask ONRN. We got a couple, we got that's
Speaker 6: a simple phone call.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but these guys, I want to go to the
Speaker 1: range first and work on a sweat, work on that.
Speaker 1: Then you guys have a foursome. Then maybe you videotape it. Oh,
Speaker 1: Larry's done that before. No, Larry had a three rd Yeah,
Speaker 1: the fourthsome? Larry, are you joining us in Green Bay?
Speaker 6: Well? I didn't. I'm not aware of what it is.
Speaker 1: It's the draft. It's two weeks, two weeks.
Speaker 6: I might let me, let me check in with the wife. Say,
Speaker 6: you gotta you gotta learn that.
Speaker 4: If you go, Larr, I'll try and make an appearance.
Speaker 1: Wow, maybe you guys could go.
Speaker 4: Together, get the band back together. Larry, you want to
Speaker 4: share a room, sure?
Speaker 1: Sure? Can you bring your sister and both of them?
Speaker 3: Ray wouldn't even share a room with me. You snore
Speaker 3: too much.
Speaker 1: Oh, trouble in Paradise, all right? Anything to recap here? Bad?
Speaker 1: Larry did pretty well, Dylan. Yeah, you guys not much
Speaker 1: to really recap, is there? Baseball? Okay?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You had two baseball bets. Okay, congratulations bad Larry. That
Speaker 1: leads us to Noa Kent that somehow you were tipped
Speaker 1: off on him making the cut at the Masters.
Speaker 6: I met the guy's uncle and he said, oh, you
Speaker 6: got to keep an eye on him. He's really good.
Speaker 6: So I had to throw him in as a top amateur.
Speaker 6: Or I think I threw him to make the cut
Speaker 6: on the show.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's plus three hundred.
Speaker 6: Just to make the cut, yeah, perfect, all right?
Speaker 1: What else?
Speaker 6: I thought I was plus seven? I thought he was
Speaker 6: plus seven to fifty to be the low amates. I
Speaker 6: guess there's a couple of guys better. Well.
Speaker 1: No, well, there's a difference between making the cut and
Speaker 1: being low m So what are you taking?
Speaker 6: No, I want make the cut at plus three fifty.
Speaker 6: I'm happy with those US three hundred.
Speaker 3: Yeah down there.
Speaker 1: There, you just okay, So Noah Kent makes the cuts.
Speaker 6: Plus Let me let me start with the top of
Speaker 6: my sheet. You know it's hard to make that last
Speaker 6: night for today, so I took the Yankees. I don't
Speaker 6: know what the line is a obbyous Wait wait, wait.
Speaker 1: We're doing we were doing the Masters.
Speaker 6: I thought you want all my picks for the for
Speaker 6: this week.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you have any other picks with the Masters, Yes,
Speaker 1: of course, Well I led with Noah Kent, who's playing
Speaker 1: at the Masters. Therefore it does it doesn't seem like
Speaker 1: continuity wise, you would have your other golf picks.
Speaker 6: Okay, Noah Kent to make the cut top twenties, I
Speaker 6: want Rabbit Robert McIntyre, and then I want said rabbit
Speaker 6: Rory and I won John Rahm. Okay, so three one
Speaker 6: unit top twenty.
Speaker 1: Rabbit McIntyre is plus one fifty. Rory top twenty is
Speaker 1: minus three p fifty. I'm surprised you would go with that.
Speaker 1: John Ron twenty is minus one sixty five.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm gonna be rooting for Rory to win it.
Speaker 3: That's why gross are you putting a unit on Rory
Speaker 3: minus three fifty? Larry?
Speaker 6: Yeah, losing three, you're losing three half.
Speaker 4: You're risking three and a half to way're.
Speaker 3: Risking three and a half.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very correct. Okay, Now now you're baseball there.
Speaker 6: Just for today the well, of course, you know I
Speaker 6: have the we don't want to rehash that.
Speaker 1: No, we don't.
Speaker 6: The first the first twenty five games, you know against
Speaker 6: the White Soxerha, we're killing that, We're not. I'm rehashed
Speaker 6: enough and my Mets are on a huge run show
Speaker 6: you I.
Speaker 1: Know, Okay, okay, okay, what are your baseballs?
Speaker 6: Well, I'm adding the Yankees today and Phillies today, But
Speaker 6: then I still have my Mets and my against the
Speaker 6: White Sox.
Speaker 1: And the under in the White soxer Okay, yes you do.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm really happy. Thank you?
Speaker 1: Anything else?
Speaker 6: No, I think they should be on the school board
Speaker 6: if that's the Mealy's picking.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you, thank you, Blair, appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Uh Shay Shane irving your turn with the Masters.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I got mister Morikawa to win plus sixteen hundred.
Speaker 4: I love his anti media stance and anti fans dance.
Speaker 4: I think he's playing the heel and it'll be great
Speaker 4: when he wins the Masters. He doesn't talk to anybody
Speaker 4: about it.
Speaker 1: Why? Why does she have a problem?
Speaker 4: How funn would that be if Jim Nance came up
Speaker 4: to when he was just like, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know you anything away, Jack Butler Cabin.
Speaker 4: No, I think he's a dickhead, but he's playing good golf.
Speaker 4: And then I got Matzi Yama plus thirty three hundred
Speaker 4: to win. My favorite Shane Lowry plus four thousand. Yes,
Speaker 4: Russell Henley the only real Irishman by the way, Russell
Speaker 4: Henry plus five thousand, Corey Connors plus six thousand, those
Speaker 4: are all to win. Then I got Bryson top twenty.
Speaker 4: I think I had two units on that ray Yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: all right, bryceon top twenty two units, Matsiyama the top
Speaker 4: twenty four units, Larry two units on the top twenty,
Speaker 4: Corey Connor's top twenty, and then Minwu Lee plus one thirty.
Speaker 1: Doctor Chippins is correct.
Speaker 4: Did I have a top twenty parlay?
Speaker 2: Danny?
Speaker 1: You don't do parlay.
Speaker 4: This golf game is killing me lately.
Speaker 3: It's so hard.
Speaker 4: So Rory, matsu Yama, Larry on the top twenty plus
Speaker 4: three twenty five. And then I got more golf matchup.
Speaker 4: Two units had Decky laying one fifteen against Fleetwood and
Speaker 4: Larry against knt Lake because Cantle has killed me for years.
Speaker 4: And then I got Joaquin Neman plus one sixty against Scottie.
Speaker 3: That's the back.
Speaker 1: I love it, love it, Okay. I do like some
Speaker 1: of your golf picks. I know. Actually I don't want
Speaker 1: to Dan I do Joaquin, Yeah, yeah, but I I
Speaker 1: like Shane Lowry big time. I even like Sepstraka.
Speaker 7: Love Straca, Struck Strock, Sepstraw, Okay, he's actually he's Austrian,
Speaker 7: right Stepstra everything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, shit, you didn't take.
Speaker 1: Him, no shot a Dylan's okay? Anything else?
Speaker 4: Baseball Okay, Rangers over eight and a half, Blue Jays
Speaker 4: and over the plus one ten against the Boston Red Sox,
Speaker 4: Twinkies laying one ten and the Mariners plus one ten.
Speaker 4: Baseball is back, Hail to the Chief, Okay, Dylan?
Speaker 3: All right, Dan? I got Bernhard Langer to make the
Speaker 3: cut plus two twenty five. He's missed it the last
Speaker 3: three years, I think. But he's pretty good even as
Speaker 3: an older gentleman at Augusta. Okay, Tyrrell Hatten to miss
Speaker 3: the cut plus two forty, he'll have a blow up
Speaker 3: hole and he definitely can't out. He'll probably break a club. Honestly,
Speaker 3: I seen him do that a few times.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that Freddy Couples is the oldest player
Speaker 1: to make the cut. He was sixty.
Speaker 4: Three University of Houston alone.
Speaker 1: Bernhard Lane or sixty seven University of Houston. That blew
Speaker 1: the national chain unbelievable.
Speaker 4: How the hell do you in like that? Can you imagine?
Speaker 4: I said it when that kid almost did the double
Speaker 4: dribble at the very end, I was like, hey man,
Speaker 4: welcome to the wonderful world of alcoholism. You're gonna try
Speaker 4: and drink this memory away and it just won't work.
Speaker 4: Save my bed at Hazelton, I'd be drinking like a
Speaker 4: fish if I d a a goddamn season like that.
Speaker 3: You don't even get a shot off.
Speaker 1: No, Jesus Christ. How long has it been since you
Speaker 1: had a drink?
Speaker 4: Seventeen months?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: How many days? How many minutes?
Speaker 1: I don't know, seventeen months. Yeah. It doesn't seem like
Speaker 1: it's really changed your personality, though it does it.
Speaker 4: Everybody who says that is full of shit. They say,
Speaker 4: you think you like feel better physically, No, you don't like.
Speaker 4: I just don't make dumb decisions and like piss off
Speaker 4: my wife.
Speaker 3: Yeah, which does that feel better?
Speaker 4: Or as much? I should say as much? I still
Speaker 4: piss her off, Like I'm cooking better than she is lately,
Speaker 4: and I wouldn't be doing that if I was drinking.
Speaker 3: You're making cocoon, no, man, But I.
Speaker 4: Made some chicken tacos last night just because I felt
Speaker 4: like it no recipe or nothing.
Speaker 1: I had somebody in the family tree who would always cook,
Speaker 1: and I thought, Okay, I mean it's awesome. He loves
Speaker 1: to cook. Well, he would drink a bottle of charnay
Speaker 1: because nobody wants to come in the kitchen when you're cooking,
Speaker 1: because they don't want to work. And he'd have a
Speaker 1: bottle of chardonnay, and then all of a sudden, you
Speaker 1: sit down to have dinner another bottle, Like, I'm onto you.
Speaker 1: That's smart.
Speaker 3: Getting drunken. Cooking is like the most fun thing ever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it could go wrong. I'm definitely definitely boom
Speaker 1: boom boom boom boom boom. The way you walk and
Speaker 1: talk really is It's me ohio player is underrated. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying. And that song.
Speaker 5: Look, my grandmother is safe, saying to fight and filled
Speaker 5: with the Holy spirit. But that song came on at
Speaker 5: my wedding. She's like wool like me, your grandfather.
Speaker 1: First of all, why don't you back that up?
Speaker 2: What is the of the cough?
Speaker 1: Back that up? Grandma? Jesus, I've met your grandma.
Speaker 5: Hi she's aging like wine and not milk, which is good, Okay.
Speaker 1: Dylan, my oma aged like milk.
Speaker 3: Anyone who gets called oma who didn't age like you're
Speaker 3: a mean woman?
Speaker 1: H what else she got?
Speaker 3: So had to miss the cut plus two forty Scottie
Speaker 3: Chaff would have missed the cutdown plus six fifty bucket.
Speaker 3: I'm one of these days he will miss the cut
Speaker 3: out of major and I can feel like a genius.
Speaker 1: When when did you have him missing the cut? Was
Speaker 1: that last year or the year before? Did you do this?
Speaker 3: I think I did the last Masters when he went
Speaker 3: on to win. Yes, wait, hold on right, we did
Speaker 3: it when Bob was on and I think that was
Speaker 3: that was the US Open, the US Open, okay, and
Speaker 3: he almost did Missy over and Willie Mack the Third
Speaker 3: was almost in the lead on Friday too.
Speaker 1: That's true. Great calls. I still want still lost. What
Speaker 1: else do you have?
Speaker 3: Sung? Jay him top five plus fourteen hundred. I like
Speaker 3: that a lot obviously. Joaque Neeman top five plus four fifty.
Speaker 3: Also like Shay his boy Colin Morikawa to win plus
Speaker 3: sixteen hundred. It's iron play, Dan, that's really all get around, amen, corner.
Speaker 1: You need oh, I know, just sit at twelve and
Speaker 1: watch him happen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, uh, Max Homa to win plus thirty thousands. Not
Speaker 3: played well, he has not, He's missed I think the
Speaker 3: last five cuts. He's got some inches going on. But
Speaker 3: he has done well at Augusta in recent years, so
Speaker 3: I'm banking on that. And then I've got a little
Speaker 3: three ball parlay for the first round. Aaron Raye, Robert McIntyre,
Speaker 3: Matthew Pavon, he probably likes Cocovon Shay and Nick Taylor
Speaker 3: plus thirty three fifty.
Speaker 1: Damn what is a what is a three ballpark?
Speaker 3: So these guys, it's basically of their groupings, their threesome.
Speaker 3: They have the best score of the day. So like
Speaker 3: for each of their respective groupings. Oh so like Aaron
Speaker 3: Rye wins his grouping, Robert McIntyre wins.
Speaker 1: His, Matthew and Taylor. Okay, we actually.
Speaker 3: Do you know what that means?
Speaker 1: I think it's sit down and open your book, we focus,
Speaker 1: shut your mouth, lab Yeah, may all right? What else
Speaker 1: are you going?
Speaker 4: One?
Speaker 3: NBA bat Dan Luka don chik under Wow thirty and
Speaker 3: a half tonight that.
Speaker 4: The real Draymond Green. By the way, it is racist.
Speaker 4: That it's racist that people don't see Luca as angry,
Speaker 4: violent basketball player and when they see others as you know,
Speaker 4: I just want to put that out there, that is
Speaker 4: very As.
Speaker 1: You look at Marvin, why do you keep looking at Marvin?
Speaker 1: Are you reported right?
Speaker 3: You don't look at me?
Speaker 4: I would have been like, it's not racist, but it's
Speaker 4: dumb because the Balkans, those people are crazy. You ever
Speaker 4: met a man from Croatia, Daity or any of those
Speaker 4: Balkan countries. Croatia, Yeah, they're psychotic. They Oh my god,
Speaker 4: do they drink. They drink twenty four hours in a row.
Speaker 4: If you go out drinking with them, they just keep drinking.
Speaker 4: They drink when the sun comes up, they drink at
Speaker 4: lunch and the just keep going. They don't sleep, and
Speaker 4: there's no drugs. It's just booze. They drink a party.
Speaker 4: It's the craziest shit.
Speaker 1: I've ever sat.
Speaker 3: Don't get them started on Kosovo.
Speaker 1: Heaven forbid talking about what are we doing?
Speaker 3: What it's true.
Speaker 4: I'm saying, don't do it. Okay, it's bad, Okay. They
Speaker 4: got tensions over there. That's why Tito was one of
Speaker 4: my top top favorite authoritarian figures out of Yugoslavia. He
Speaker 4: kept them together.
Speaker 1: Okay, how about Chilchescu who you know who? Tchaikowsky es
Speaker 1: a dictator Romanian? He got voted out of office? Might have
Speaker 1: They might have killed him in Romania where Armenia maybe no, no, no, no, Chilchescu.
Speaker 4: If he got voted out, he wasn't a very good dictator.
Speaker 1: He might have.
Speaker 3: Gotten like voted.
Speaker 1: Child Escu. There, Romanian dictator.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I know that is big comedy. Well you
Speaker 4: didn't know until your pronunciation day, and he wasn't exactly
Speaker 4: chl Chescue.
Speaker 3: How's it pronounced?
Speaker 1: That's Romanian?
Speaker 3: Now okay, now I know who he's talking about.
Speaker 1: Romanian dictator the yeah, okay, yeah, all right. Uh Shane
Speaker 1: Irving wherever you get your podcast? And uh Dylan no
Speaker 1: longer a graphics gy picture de Ray who does the
Speaker 1: producing here? Marvin who has to listen to all this
Speaker 1: nonsense running the equipment and yours truly and bad Larry
Speaker 1: hit the Jersey.
Speaker 6: Shore, thanks guys, good luck, Dylan. I hope you hit
Speaker 6: that Parlay, thank you.
Speaker 3: I mean, Max Homer winning would be way sick of but.
Speaker 6: Shay, you're like right around even Dalim down like thirty points.
Speaker 6: I want him to hit a parlor hit the thirty
Speaker 6: point parlay. That'd be great.
Speaker 1: And why don't you locate a golf course where they
Speaker 1: would allow Shay to come on it, because that's really
Speaker 1: going to be the key.
Speaker 3: Just tell them, Paula Deine wants to learn how to
Speaker 3: play golf.
Speaker 1: You have to like a male. Paula Dean is showing up,
Speaker 1: but you need to you have to dress appropriately. I
Speaker 1: would one hundred percent.
Speaker 4: Like when I played tennis, I wear tennis whites.
Speaker 8: You played tennis, yeah, uh I have I have before wow,
Speaker 8: during the pandemic rich Man rich Man, Yeah.
Speaker 4: All right, we have your Fairfield County, Connecticut is almost
Speaker 4: a freaking guarantee you're gonna play tennis and something white.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 4: Wembledon No, but you're supposed to wear They make you
Speaker 4: wear white at the Field Club.
Speaker 3: They make us wear whites when we play.
Speaker 1: It's like a dress code. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I played at a grass court where you had to
Speaker 3: wear tennis white, like this is.
Speaker 1: You're playing white or you're playing well.
Speaker 4: I mean, just so happened that they're all, well, it's connectic,
Speaker 4: it's not.
Speaker 1: Me of course. Deep County too. Yeah, like if you
Speaker 1: go to.
Speaker 4: Bridgeport, a different side of Fairbook County and we're.
Speaker 1: Talking about in the white portion of Fairfield County further
Speaker 1: down the coast alrighty, are you what? Okay, We've done
Speaker 1: all we can do in that what you're not going
Speaker 1: to live in. Just give her the Emmy, give her the.
Speaker 4: Speaking of congratulations, congratulations to all y'all.
Speaker 3: Did you think that we would be back?
Speaker 1: Yes, one more time?
Speaker 4: Yeah, not today when PAULI was reading, or yesterday when
Speaker 4: I didn't either, you're saying that ship it was.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, but then, you know, I'm trying to get
Speaker 1: the sympathy vote that I'm going to be retiring, and
Speaker 1: people might have thought, oh man, he's that's why he's retiring.
Speaker 1: Let's give him a nomination here, and then they're going
Speaker 1: to find out that I'm working a couple more years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the old bait and switch.
Speaker 1: Yeap.
Speaker 3: I mean, hey, then trophy is a trophy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 5: That's very true. A one more question. When you go
Speaker 5: to something like the Sports Emmys, obviously you're you. How
Speaker 5: many times do you get stopped like, hey, you know,
Speaker 5: can I take a picture or you you've inspired me
Speaker 5: or anything like that. It's almost like when we went
Speaker 5: to Radio Row. Me, you and Mary went to Radio
Speaker 5: Row and I was like, when they see you there,
Speaker 5: and I'm not even saying this because I work for you.
Speaker 5: It's like, look, Mount Rushmore type guy, like ESPN statue
Speaker 5: statue worthy guy, Like, what's it like when you're just like, man,
Speaker 5: thank you. But I'm just trying to take advantage of
Speaker 5: this open.
Speaker 1: Start saying, well, that's why I usually just hang around
Speaker 1: you guys, like we're all together. And then I'm just
Speaker 1: talking to you guys, and then somebody has to go.
Speaker 1: I don't mean to interrupt when they interrupt, but and
Speaker 1: then and then I usually will have Paulie. I'll give
Speaker 1: him a signal like you know, and then Paulie'll be like, hey, Dann,
Speaker 1: come here, let me talk to you. Because I'm in
Speaker 1: there to hang out with you guys. I'm not networking.
Speaker 1: I don't need another job. It's nice to meet people
Speaker 1: who maybe have watched you when they were younger. That's fine,
Speaker 1: that's nice, But I'm there with you guys, right, you're
Speaker 1: there to call this fuck face boys.
Speaker 3: Yes, it would be funny though. If someone came up
Speaker 3: to talk to you, and he was like, and you're like,
Speaker 3: all right, guys, the show's over. I took a new job, actually, but.
Speaker 1: There's certain like Melissa Stark comes up and wants to
Speaker 1: say hello, but you know, I sick you guys to
Speaker 1: the curb immediately. I'm like, how much time do you need?
Speaker 3: Pauladine walks up.
Speaker 5: All of you guys, Marvin maybe not you.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's it. We've done it. We have done it
Speaker 1: another week. Thanks for joining us on. Dan Patrick takes
Speaker 1: a gamble and we'll talk to you next week.